Emergency Intercom: "The Scarlet Letter But with Guys"

Release Date: July 23, 2025
Hosts: Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts

Overview

In the episode titled "The Scarlet Letter But with Guys," the comedic duo Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips navigate through a tapestry of humorous anecdotes, personal stories, and spirited debates. Blending topics from social interactions and literary preferences to eerie paranormal encounters, this episode encapsulates the dynamic chemistry that "Emergency Intercom" is celebrated for. Below is a detailed summary capturing all the key discussions, insights, and moments from the episode.

1. Opening Banter and Setting the Stage [00:00 - 00:34]

The episode kicks off with light-hearted introductions as the hosts attempt to segue into the main topic.

• Drew: "This is an Iheart podcast." [00:00]
• Kai: "We’re going back to the basics today." [00:19]

2. Encounter with Jenga and Social Dynamics [00:34 - 02:22]

Enya shares a humorous story about meeting a person named Jenga, highlighting communication mishaps and playful teasing among the hosts.

• Kai: "If you’re out there, you are a fucking vibe." [01:28]
• Drew: "He is the funniest person because he did not hear a single thing we said all night." [01:22]

3. Fanfiction and Literary Preferences [02:22 - 04:34]

The conversation shifts to the topic of fanfiction, with Enya reminiscing about past fanfic shared on TikTok. The hosts discuss their reading habits, mentioning classics like "Infinite Jest" and "The Bell Jar."

• Drew: "I was too busy reading Hunger Games." [03:02]
• Kai: "I was too busy starting Infinite Jest for the third time at the age of 14." [03:09]

4. Dishwashing: Sponges vs. Dishwashers [04:34 - 08:48]

A passionate debate ensues about the hygiene of using sponges versus modern dishwashers. The hosts express their disdain for sponges due to their bacterial buildup.

• Enya: "Using a sponge is disgusting." [08:03]
• Kai: "Sponges are just dirty." [08:48]

5. Jay Guapo and YouTube Culture [08:48 - 10:46]

Drew extols the virtues of a YouTuber named Jay Guapo, while Kai shares his admiration. The hosts discuss the quirky content creators bring to platforms like YouTube.

• Drew: "I love Jake." [09:32]
• Kai: "Jay Guapo is my goat." [09:33]

6. New York City Encounters and Supernatural Events [10:46 - 18:05]

Enya recounts a bizarre experience of being slimed in the Bushwick subway, while Kai and Drew discuss the chaotic and vibrant nature of New York City. They delve into topics like slipperiness of subway stations and unexpected public behavior.

• Enya: "I was at a subway station in Bushwick... I got slimed." [11:09]
• Kai: "Popping balloons on strangers' heads is crazy." [09:54]

7. Doctor’s Unsettling Texts and ZocDoc Advertisement [Skipped]

As per instructions, the advertisement segment promoting ZocDoc is omitted from the summary.

8. Haunted House Stories and Paranormal Experiences [18:05 - 39:52]

The hosts delve into their experiences living in a supposedly haunted house. They describe unexplained phenomena like flying light switches, creaking doors, and ghostly apparitions. Kai shares a chilling story of hearing footsteps and a door slamming in the middle of the night, while Enya narrates seeing green liquid fall on her arm in the subway.

• Enya: "I saw a bright green liquid on my forearm." [11:22]
• Kai: "The light switches would literally just fly across the room." [30:02]
• Drew: "I think our ghost is a girl." [29:44]

9. Personal Relationships and Anecdotes [39:52 - 55:15]

The discussion shifts to personal relationships and quirky interactions within the household. Enya shares a heartfelt encounter at Erewhon where a staff member expressed concern after noticing her distressed state. The hosts humorously speculate on hypothetical physical confrontations.

• Enya: "I was crying... I had a pretty bad thing happen to me." [51:51]
• Kai: "If you say you kiss boys, I'm going to beat the fuck out of you." [14:52]

10. Music, Movies, and Pop Culture References [55:15 - 58:56]

The hosts discuss their recent engagements with music and films. They talk about albums, movie re-watches like "Seventeen" and "Belly," and share opinions on soundtracks and performances.

• Kai: "Desperate Youth by Santa Gold." [56:30]
• Drew: "I spent my whole Sunday watching clips, interviews, and listening to their albums." [57:02]

11. Closing Banter and Final Remarks [58:56 - 59:38]

The episode wraps up with casual farewells and playful remarks, maintaining the comedic ambiance until the end.

• Drew: "This is an Iheart podcast." [59:38]
• Kai: "Bye. Life is a workout, and Smoothie King is here to help you power through." [59:02]

Notable Quotes

• Kai: "There’s men out there that are sluts as fuck and they use it to sleep at houses." [05:51]

• Enya: "I think sponges are just dirty." [08:48]

• Enya: "I got slimed out in New York." [11:09]

• Kai: "The light switches would literally just fly across the room." [30:02]

• Enya: "I saw a bright green liquid on my forearm." [11:22]

• Drew: "Zoc Doc is the only reason I've been to the doctor." [20:54] (Note: Skipped in summary as ad)

• Kai: "We’re just hermits, bro." [51:39]

• Enya: "This isn’t very bottom friendly." [52:22]

• Kai: "Desperate Youth by Santa Gold." [56:30]

Conclusion

"The Scarlet Letter But with Guys" episode of "Emergency Intercom" masterfully blends humor with relatable life experiences and supernatural tales. Enya, Drew, and their occasional guest Kai offer listeners a vivid glimpse into their lives, enriched with laughter, suspense, and genuine camaraderie. Whether discussing mundane chores or sharing spine-chilling ghost stories, the hosts ensure an engaging and entertaining listening experience for both regular fans and new listeners alike.