They feed us poison to sell us the cure

Summary

Emergency Intercom — “They Feed Us Poison to Sell Us the Cure”

Podcast: Emergency Intercom (iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Episode Release: July 10, 2026
Theme: Dissecting anxieties, bodily woes, and the absurd ways modern life—especially beauty culture and internet trends—“poisons” us just to sell the solution back. Full of offbeat humor, meta-commentary, and unfiltered friendship.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic Emergency Intercom mix of personal anecdotes, wild hypotheticals, and sharp-witted cultural critique. The hosts (joined by friends Kai and, behind the scenes, Josiah) tackle the theme of how modern society “feeds us poison to sell us the cure”— riffing on beauty industry pressures, viral gut illnesses, processed food, and the endless cycles of consumer self-doubt. It’s one of their most freewheeling, concrete-to-absurd transitions yet, ranging from bug bites and Botox to dentist horror stories, voting apathy, conspiracy, and who’d make the best Uber driver.

The episode’s strength lies in its mix of vulnerability, irreverence, and the hosts’ signature, borderline-chaotic banter.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Bug Bites, Bodies, and Beauty Standard Paranoia

• The episode opens with a comedic saga about bug bites and spiders (02:26), quickly spinning into a tangent about body image and beauty interventions.
  • Anecdote: Enya describes discovering gross bug bites in Italy and compares her skin’s texture to the weird milk-pudding separation in unfinished cake icing.
    • “It’s just like a dried pound of, like, weird pudding. And then it’s the milk. That’s kind of the texture and vibe.” — Anya (03:07)
  • Drew jokes about straight men laughing too hard at women’s bodies and reveals he’s gotten Botox in his armpits (04:21)
  • The group discusses how getting cosmetic work leads to wanting more, likening it to gambling:
    • “Delving into that is as crazy as...a gambling addiction...You’re literally getting the same fuckin’ hit.” — Anya (04:28)
  • The hosts question the entire system:
    • “Wait, we’re paying...They feed us poison to sell us the cure.” — Drew (05:08) [episode title drop — 05:08]

2. Viral “Cures” & Internet Sickness Trends

• The team riffs on the cyclical nature of “wellness” fads and internet scares, from Flat Tummy Tea to viral gut bugs (05:13)
• Kai jokes about names like “Malaria” and “Diarrhea” actually sounding pretty (06:00)

3. Processed Food, Fear, and Conspiratorial Living

• They joke about only eating processed food in light of contaminated produce recalls (08:35)
  • “Good news for everybody who eats processed food—because produce is off the table! Because we don’t know where it’s coming from.” — Anya (08:35)
• Drew and Kai joke about Drew’s sideways hat being disrespectful (09:03)

4. Who’s the Best Uber Driver? — Role-Playing and Group Dynamics

• After some user-submitted segment prompts (production assistant Josiah), the team debates who among them would be best as an Uber driver (10:00)
  • Everyone concedes Kai—cautious but “kind of reckless”—is probably the best.
  • The conversation turns into affectionate burger/food metaphors:
    • “I want to be your everything burger.” — Anya (11:07)
    • “I’m the gay burger.” — Drew (11:34)
    • “Drew’s my animal fries.” — Kai (11:44)

5. Nonsense, Outfits, and a Meltdown over Judgement

• Drew recounts being judged for his podcast outfit, Anya offers hyper-specific fashion advice and critiques (12:04–15:25)
  • “You can change an entire sentence with the enunciation. ‘Is THAT what you’re wearing?’ ‘Is that what you’re WEARING?’” — Drew (13:46)
• They digress into how tone/intonation alters meaning and reflect on media literacy.

6. Dentist Avoidance, Oral Hygiene, and the Secrets of Kinship

• A long, funny segment about avoiding the dentist, mishaps with flossing, and oral hygiene confessions (23:23–27:13)
  • “You should floss.” — Kai (25:44)
  • “He does not floss. He barely brushes his teeth after that Postmates hits the bottom...” — Anya (25:49)
  • Enya admits to over-brushing, and being paranoid about “germ nukes” in unfinished soda bottles (26:54)

7. Nighttime Paranoia, Fire Alarms & Anxiety

• Dramatic retelling of a fire alarm going off, with both Enya and Drew being too anxious (and a little too lazy) to check (27:47–29:02)
  • “Last night, me and Enya slept through a fire alarm...from God knows when till Josh got home.” — Drew (27:47)
  • “I’d rather get killed in my sleep.” — Anya (31:07)

8. Hypotheticals, Autism, and Genius

• Kai presents a classic shock-jock hypothetical (“Would you rather hook up with a parent or use poop from a man who ate glass?”) leading into a riff about Enya never playing along, and Drew suggesting this is a sign of being “on the spectrum” (34:04)
  • “Not being able to understand hypotheticals is like a sign you’re leaning a little far on the spectrum.” — Drew (34:04)
  • “What’s the difference between a genius and someone who’s autistic?” — Anya (34:39)
  • They half-jokingly but sincerely break down differences in literal vs. abstract thinking for neurodivergent people (34:42–35:27)

9. America’s “Karma Kiss,” Metaphorical Dissolution, and Viral Mishaps

• The hosts riff on America’s self-destruction by referencing viral meme videos (guy parachuting onto a stadium, stage collapse), and the political climate (35:27–37:35)
  • “It feels like America’s going through...and then the stage falling on those dancers.” — Anya (35:52)

10. Media Callouts and Comedy Obsessions

• The hosts banter about comedy club “silhouettes”, DJ shows, and allocating budget for bits (37:39–38:50)
• There’s a running joke: “If we just allocate for the budget, we can keep allocating towards the budget.” — Drew (38:22–38:36)

11. Voting, Politics, and Cynicism

• The hosts roast themselves for voter apathy, confusion about the 2026 election, and how midterms sound unenticing because they’re “mid.”
  • “I actually didn’t vote this year, it’s too confusing.” — Drew (41:05)
  • “They gotta change the language for the kids.” — Anya (41:43)

12. Parenting, Weed, and Intergenerational Angst

• Absurd hypotheticals about how they’d react if they found weed in their kid’s room (43:42–45:21)
  • “If I found weed in my kid’s room, I’d dap him up and say ‘You’re lit, bro.’” — Drew (44:09)
  • “If I caught my son with weed...Uberpool to the police station.” — Anya (44:43)

13. Weird Encounters, Crime, Arsonists, and MKUltra

• Drew shares an unsettling story about being harassed by a man at the car wash, leading to a tangent about government corruption and MKUltra (50:07–55:59)
  • The group details the real-life CIA mind control experiment Operation Midnight Climax (55:41–57:22)
  • “Where else would I have ever been able to pillage, maim, kill, torture, and snort as much as I did, with total immunity from the US Government?” — paraphrase of a CIA agent’s confession (56:39)

14. DIY Justice Fantasies

• Anya conjures an imagined “friendly” angry town where the CIA agent from Operation Midnight Climax gets gently stoned in the square as a form of justice—her penchant for bizarre, creative justice plays out (57:22–58:12)

15. Firefighters, Arsonists, and Family Ties

• Turns out, “a high percentage” of arsonists are ex-firefighters, according to Kai’s cousin—a fire detective (59:04)
  • “It’s the job you do to legally play with fire.” — Kai (59:23)

16. Comedy and Media Recs

• The group shouts out comics John Early and Kate Berlant, film “Would It Kill You to Laugh?”, and recounts which showings of “Maddie’s Secret” they attended (60:16–61:54)
  • “John Early and Kate Berlant need as many tickets bought as they can possibly get because they’re genius comedy minds.” — Drew (61:26)
• Drew reviews “Sicario,” relates antidepressants to finding a good movie late: “I wasted 23 years of my life being depressed.” (66:04)

17. Running Gags, Insults, and Dynamic

• Teasing each other's mental health (“That’s your kryptonite—oh, you’ve got a mental illness? I know exactly how to get you!” — Anya at 63:21)
• Absurd personal humor: “Kai has a tight little hairy bussy.” — Drew (67:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Theme title drop:
  • “They feed us poison to sell us the cure.” — Drew (05:08)
• “Delving into that [cosmetic surgery] is as crazy as...a gambling addiction...getting the same fuckin’ hit.” — Anya (04:28)
• “Good news for everybody who eats processed food—because produce is off the table!” — Anya (08:35)
• “If I found weed in my kid’s room, I’d dap him up and say ‘You’re lit, bro.’” — Drew (44:09)
• “If I caught my son with weed...UberPool to the police station.” — Anya (44:43)
• On parenting style:
  • “If the person you want to kill is suicidal, why get your hands dirty?” — Anya (63:37)
• About Operation Midnight Climax:
  • “Where else...would I have ever been able to pillage, maim, kill, torture...with total immunity from the US Government?” — paraphrased by Drew (56:39)
• On antidepressants:
  • “It’s like when I finally get on antidepressants and they actually work this time and I’m gonna be like, cool. I wasted 23 years of my life being depressed.” — Drew (66:04)
• On voting and apathy:
  • “They gotta change the language for the kids.” — Anya (41:43)

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• 05:08 — Main theme: “They feed us poison to sell us the cure.”
• 10:10 — Uber driver argument, evolving food metaphors.
• 23:23–27:13 — Dentist anxieties and oral hygiene confessions.
• 31:07 — “I’d rather get killed in my sleep.”
• 34:04–35:27 — Hypothetical scenarios, autism, and genius.
• 41:05 — Not voting/“It’s too confusing.”
• 44:09 — If I found weed in my kid’s room…
• 50:07 — Drew’s run-in with wounded man at the car wash.
• 55:41 — MKUltra and Operation Midnight Climax detailed.
• 59:03 — Arsonist firefighters.
• 60:16–61:54 — Comedy/film recommendations.
• 66:04 — “Sicario”/antidepressants revelation.

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Episode Tone and Dynamics

• Language is loose, improvisational, often irreverent yet honest—delivering social critique through friendship and self-deprecation.
• Quick subject flips from the deeply personal to wildly hypothetical to pop culture critique—with tangents never entirely off track.
• The humor is dark but self-aware, poking as much fun at their own neuroses and “media literacy” as anything or anyone else.

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In Summary

Listeners get classic Emergency Intercom: the sense of everyday malaise wrapped in memes, vulnerability shaded with sarcasm, and both real-world and online absurdity forever mixed. They critique cycles of societal harm (from beauty standards to food and wellness grifts), deal in poetic rants about bodily anxiety and dreams of justice, and toss in self-doubt and self-love—always with a heavy dose of self-aware humor. If you ever wondered how to turn bug bites and Botox into a thesis about American capitalism, this is the episode.

Transcript

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[Anya]

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[Anya]

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[Drew]

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[MC Gin]

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[Anya]

Hi, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today we actually have a really interesting set of topics we plan on going over. We're gonna start with bug bites.

[Drew]

Larkin has the biggest bug bite.

[Anya]

Who in the room has the biggest bug bite? Oh my God. I actually did kill a huge spider in my room, which if have any photos I'll insert. But while I was in Italy, I was sleeping with the biggest, baddest bug in town. Like, and he was eating me. He's digging at me.

[Drew]

He was digging and at first I

[Anya]

Thought I had mosquito bites. And then in, like, pictures.

[Drew]

They're tiny.

[Anya]

My boobs are much more like if you had a box of cake mix and you were home alone and you were like, I don't want to make this whole cake. You know what I'm going to do is I'm going to. But it's a cake mix that has the icing, like, in the packet, like a macaroni and cheese packet. So you, like, make half the batter, half everything. And then you go to squeeze some of the icing out, but you don't use all of it. And then you squish all the icing back down to the bottom you're trying to mug while I'm describing my really gross boobs. Yeah, well, you squeeze all of the frosting back to the bottom to save the rest of it. And then you put that in the fridge. And then, you know when the milk and the. Or the water releases from it the moisture, and then it's just like a dried pound of, like, weird pudding. And then it's the milk that's kind of the texture and vibe.

[Drew]

My boobs, also, a straight man was laughing a little too hard at that.

[Kai]

Well, I'm laughing because it's women. So untrue. Your body's beautiful. Everyone knows that.

[Anya]

My body is a temple. I would know because I paid top dollar for it. I spent so much money.

[Drew]

And then primordial soup.

[Anya]

I spent so much money on injectables and surgery last year.

[Drew]

Yes. Yeah. Like, once you start, you can't stop. I have Botox in my armpits.

[Anya]

It's just everywhere. I gotta put it everywhere. I can't even lie. That is part of the reason why I don't interact with anything from that world. I'm like, dude, I'd rather. Bro. What shall God render with this, like, body? Like, I'd rather leave it up to the hands of faith in terms of what I'm gonna look like than ever know the, like, other end of, like, knowing how easy it is to change something that you don't like about yourself. I think delving into that is as crazy as, like, a gambling addiction kind of demonic thing. You're literally getting the same fucking hint.

[Drew]

It's blasphemy. Wait, what?

[Anya]

We're paying them for the poison?

[Drew]

Yeah. Wait, we're paying. They feed us poison to sell us the cure.

[Anya]

Well, also, though, now there's that really contagious and viral. Super viral.

[Drew]

It's going viral.

[Anya]

Viral. It's going so viral.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Is it it's flat tummy tea.

[Anya]

Essentially. It's God. It's nature's flat tummy tea. It's a diarrhea based sickness, which actually, I'm pretty sure diarrhea does kill a lot of people unironically because it dehydrates the out of you and people don't realize how bad it can.

[Drew]

That's like what the mosquito disease like, does. Like malaria. It makes you, like, all your liquid

[Kai]

out of your ass.

[Drew]

And then that's what, like, trench warfare.

[Anya]

Malaria is a pretty.

[Drew]

Let me make sure malaria symptoms, like,

[Anya]

Fricia paid his named her baby malaria. We would be like, y', all, it looked really good in script font. Think about it.

[Kai]

My friend said, diarrhea, if it wasn't for wet poop, it would actually be a very beautiful name. Yeah, I agree.

[Anya]

It feels very destiny. Like, like.

[Drew]

And also, I think, like a name like Mantis.

[Anya]

Okay, you're not sliding.

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[Anya]

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[Drew]

Yeah. And also, guys, can a girl get married?

[Anya]

Can a girl get married in peace?

[Drew]

Oh, that did not land. Guys. I take that back. It did not land.

[Anya]

Well, did you. Did you see how quick I was to do pre PR cleanup in case this viral stomach bug turned into the thing that kills us all? Remember, y', all, before you come at me, I said, I know. Tips off. Hats off to the doctor.

[Drew]

Hats off. Hats off. Hats off to the doctor. Yeah. That disease is really fascinating. I think we should get tapeworms. Yeah, it's really.

[Kai]

There's a huge dominant.

[Drew]

Wait, let me see it.

[Anya]

No, it's like, totally.

[Kai]

It looks like somebody hit it with a hammer. Yeah.

[Drew]

Three guys, one hammer. Y' all ever saw that video?

[Kai]

Of course.

[Anya]

We got to get me a little hammer. I should wait. That's going to be my Halloween costume. You know that room?

[Drew]

Of course. 86,000 times. Actually, we've maybe asked him that 85,000 times.

[Perry Wilson]

I know.

[Anya]

I'm not going to.

[Emily Oster]

Yes.

[Anya]

It came out of my mouth. I'm like, oh, my God. I've lived this moment so many times in this one lifetime.

[Kai]

Also, as far as straight guys go, you don't really get to be more of an ally than me, so of course I know all that stuff.

[Drew]

I agree. Me and Kai almost kissed when he was walking out of the bathroom peeing. Oh, okay.

[Kai]

You know, cornered me. You wouldn't let me go around you to get to my seat.

[Anya]

The way you feel about Orion and

[Drew]

I, at some point, y', all are

[Anya]

just gonna have to get married and, like, admit you're together, and it's gonna have to come with having sex. That's how I genuinely feel about you and Kai.

[Drew]

Yeah. I think one day, I think you

[Anya]

guys are just gonna have to do it just to rip the band aid off.

[Drew]

It would be fun for me.

[Kai]

I have to crack at least once.

[Drew]

It would be fun for me.

[Kai]

It would be horrible for me, but I would let you do it.

[Anya]

Yeah. I could see where you're coming from.

[Drew]

It would be hilarious.

[Anya]

Y.

[Kai]

It would be really funny.

[Drew]

It would be the ultimate bit, Kai.

[Kai]

If somebody put a gun to both of our heads and was like, you guys have to have heated rivalry, like, intimate missionary sex, and you cannot laugh. We would die.

[Drew]

Everyone in the world would die.

[Kai]

Everyone would die.

[Drew]

Everyone would die. Dude, looking at.

[Anya]

Well. Oh, my God. Wait, something. I was. The reason I was mentioning the gut disease is because. Good news for everybody who eats processed food because produce is off the table because we don't know where it's coming.

[Kai]

This is becoming a surviving.

[Drew]

And that's why I'm surviving. That's why I'm surviving.

[Anya]

Oh, we're. We. Yeah, we're becoming concurrent about the way it's like, the best Schiaparelli off the runways.

[Kai]

Drew's been wearing his hat sideways. Can you show the camera just so they can get a.

[Anya]

Well, I am, too. And you're just not going to mention it.

[Kai]

Well, you pull everything off. Like, obviously, you're so confident, but, Drew, you had it more before, like, when I walked in.

[Anya]

I'm very confident.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Guys, comment down below if you think this is okay.

[Drew]

This is cute, this.

[Kai]

Dude, it's up. It's disrespectful to everybody in the room.

[Drew]

Oh, okay.

[Anya]

Well, our second topic of the day, as requested.

[Drew]

No, we didn't talk about the bug bites.

[Anya]

Oh, we didn't.

[Kai]

We didn't.

[Anya]

We didn't. We did it. Oh, I can. I can show photos here. Any photo from Italy of me with my stomach out. I didn't want to post because it literally I looked like I got attacked because my stomach had two huge spots that were, like, just like, bubbles.

[Drew]

I think I have the biggest bug bite right now.

[Anya]

Where is it?

[Drew]

I have three bug bites on my back. Mosquitoes.

[Anya]

No, mosquitoes don't really count as bug bites.

[Kai]

Yeah. This episode is produced by Josiah, by the way.

[Anya]

These are his topics.

[Kai]

Because you guys are always saying, oh, you guys need topics. You need structure. Okay, well, here it is. Yeah, we're gonna. They're gonna talk about who has the biggest bug bite. And then Josiah said we have to talk about who would be the better

[Drew]

Uber driver, and it would be me. I'm such a safe driver. No, actually, with other souls in the car.

[Anya]

Guess who? Did y' all hear who? Josie said?

[Drew]

No.

[Anya]

Did you?

[Kai]

I did, yeah.

[Anya]

Yeah, he said you.

[Kai]

He said me?

[Anya]

Yeah, he said you to me.

[Kai]

I didn't even know.

[Drew]

I actually agree with that.

[Kai]

I would be the best guy.

[Drew]

I agree with that.

[Kai]

I'm very smart.

[Anya]

I don't want to have. Because I can't stand, like, y' all are both people I would hate. Actually. No.

[Drew]

Straight white man. I've been in a car with you

[Anya]

driving, I think, a handful of times. Uh, you're, like, a whatever driver.

[Kai]

No, I'm a good driver.

[Anya]

Yeah, well, you're, like, too overly cautious.

[Drew]

No, he's not.

[Kai]

No, I'm not. You've been in the car with me, and I'm kind of, like, reckless as. What am I. What am I giving?

[Drew]

You're giving, like, you know when those dudes, like, cut up in traffic, like, in the BMWs, and they, like, kind of crash the cars? You're giving that, but safe. You're my everything.

[Anya]

Well, I think I would be the best.

[Drew]

My nothing burger. And.

[Anya]

Yes.

[Drew]

My everything bagel.

[Anya]

Thank you. No, I'm your everything burger.

[Drew]

No, Everything bagel. Bagel.

[Anya]

No, I want to be your everything burger. Like, I want the burger. You know, you get, like, a cheeseburger. Kaiser fucking cheeseburger. I'm the everything burger.

[Kai]

Cheeseburgers are good people.

[Drew]

Yes.

[Anya]

Yeah, I love a cheeseburger. But, like, I'm. I'm upper echelon. Like, you got to dress me up. You can't send me out there naked like that. Speaking of dressing stylized, like, I am the burger they're shooting for the commercial. You're the burger they

[Kai]

what? The fudge.

[Drew]

I'm the gay burger.

[Kai]

That's top three most hurtful things anyone's ever said to me. Drew is animal fries.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Thank you, Anya. Look. Look how affectionate she just was.

[Drew]

Drew.

[Kai]

Drew's my animal fries.

[Drew]

Thank you. I'm like, secret menu.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

No, because you're so messy.

[Anya]

Yeah, because without all that, you taste like nothing.

[Drew]

How can you make everything hateful?

[Anya]

Wow. It's a superpower.

[Drew]

Okay, so I had off. I walked into the living room today.

[Anya]

I feel like no one was really my face with this.

[Drew]

We can see your face.

[Anya]

I feel like my whole face.

[Drew]

You're hidden behind the mic. I walked into the living Room today I put this outfit on. I felt really cute. I was like, wait, this is kind of cute.

[Anya]

It's a cute outfit.

[Drew]

It's like casual. I was like, I would wear this.

[Anya]

I like it.

[Kai]

It's good.

[Anya]

Okay, keep going.

[Drew]

Because I would wear this out. Like I would like go out and about in this. Like, I. It's like my casual shit. It's like, oh, wearing sweatpants, but like dressing it up kinda like, this is cute. Walk into the living room. I'm standing there and Inya just looks at me and she says, is that what you're wearing on the podcast?

[MC Gin]

Yes.

[Perry Wilson]

You did.

[Drew]

I will go and grab Josiah.

[Anya]

For anybody watching Love island, by the way, I feel like Jennifer right now. So I'm actually. Or Jen. Let me not. Let me not use her full government name. I don't even know if that's her gov name. Your Gal. I'm Jen.

[Drew]

I'm Gout. There's one's name says Gal, baby. Yeah, Gout. Like the foot disease.

[Anya]

Yes. He works at a coffee shop in Venice.

[Drew]

Oh, work. Is it the one that looks like me?

[Anya]

No, his name is Gal, but it's pronounced Gall or Gall. I don't know this. That's one of those things where sometimes like names like really me up.

[Drew]

Human name being gala. You know what gal is, right?

[Anya]

Yeah, Gal. It's like that's what the hoes in the UK were dying of. It's like it eats up your body from the foot up pretty much. Okay. Making all those funky faces. I keep talking about this.

[Drew]

Well, there's nothing else to say. And you like shaded the out of me. I caught a crazy straight.

[Anya]

I said, is that what you're wearing on the.

[Drew]

No, you did not say it like that. She said. She said, is that what you're wearing on the episode?

[Anya]

I probably said like, oh, is that what you're wearing?

[Drew]

You're emphasizing the wrong word.

[Anya]

Is that what you're wearing on the episode?

[Drew]

No, no, see? Is that what you're wearing?

[Anya]

I'm not putting all that energy.

[Drew]

Also it's crazy. You can change like an entire sentence with the enunciation. Is that what you're wearing? Is that what you're wearing?

[Perry Wilson]

You know what?

[Anya]

Let me not laugh too hard because these are the kind of like phonic related lessons that are missing, right? And that's why no one could say

[Drew]

anything like, is that what you're wearing? Period.

[Anya]

I didn't say it in a rude way. I like your outfits giving very mad, happy shoes. Like. Yes, yes, I love it. I love it. But I wouldn't personally go outside in it. See, because personally right now I'm just speaking from a place of like where I'm at in my personal journey. I wouldn't wear this outfit out and especially if I knew I was going to run into somebody or like I gave a fuck.

[Drew]

That was a little too hard. I'm sorry.

[Anya]

You know what's crazy is it felt good. It kind of felt like. You know those videos where they put like they literally have people hanging from their necks. A workout studio. No, leave it dented. No, no, no, no. Leave the marks of in which you left.

[Drew]

Of whence you left me. Of when you left me.

[Anya]

What was I saying?

[Drew]

You were just literally being mean about me.

[Kai]

Oh yeah, I think it's really good. You look cool.

[Anya]

It's a good outfit. I'm just saying like can you also stand up? Let me know.

[Kai]

Can you show.

[Anya]

I'm not even doing like how tiny

[Kai]

your waist looks in this outfit too because I don't know if they saw that look at. Okay, you need to.

[Anya]

No, no. You need to tuck in your shirt by the way, because mind you, this whole time. No, no, no, no, no. It was tucked into your boxers when you came out and when I asked the question, pants were pulled down more and your shirt was hella tucked in and cuz Josie had to point it out. It was like, well, yeah. Why is your shirt all tucked in?

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[Drew]

Well, I just pissed right before.

[Anya]

If I was showing somebody my showing off my outfit, AKA standing around waiting for a compliment, I would make sure I looked good.

[Drew]

I was not doing that. I just came in to talk. Like I feel like Jen, Jen from I love you.

[Anya]

Don't know Jen. Love island babes.

[Drew]

Same thing.

[Anya]

Very different. Very, very different. Doesn't exist. Yeah, I wish y' all knew about it so I could talk more about it because that's kind of all I want to talk about.

[Drew]

Just talk about it.

[Anya]

No, it's not as fun to have.

[Drew]

I talk about basketball.

[Anya]

Nothing about Love Island. It's very different to have a gorgeous woman staring at you because know anything about basketball? You can only beg for so much. To have two white guys in an under lit corner with an iPhone on a tripod on the table in front of him.

[Kai]

I was going to ask about that. Could we get some lighting just to like it up a little bit over here?

[Drew]

Yeah, we'll judge you up a little bit.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'd also. You guys are in makeup for three hours before episodes. Can I get Something. It's like.

[Drew]

It's prosthetics, baby.

[Anya]

Yeah, we would. I think it would cost too much for what you're. To make you look like. There's even work that we just do.

[Drew]

Like a little touch.

[Anya]

It would take layers on layers and. Oh, did you see that building in Manhattan that was buckling?

[Kai]

No, I didn't see it.

[Drew]

The hat is buckling.

[Anya]

Well, I was going to say.

[Drew]

And that's the episode, guys.

[Kai]

Should we do media?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

All right.

[Kai]

What were you going to say? That my body's buckling under, like my bones.

[Anya]

I was going to say they. Because you took an Uber helicopter to the top of that building and when they dropped you down the building, it felt it buckled under pressure.

[Drew]

Oh, hi. He made sure to grab his cup of vodka, though.

[Anya]

Yeah, he can't. He can't go anything.

[MC Gin]

Sure.

[Drew]

To grab the vodka.

[Anya]

Vodka.

[Kai]

Is it okay that I drink all the time and I start.

[Anya]

Honestly, if it's your personal journey, like, I'm not one to judge.

[Drew]

I think everyone should be doing heroin and drinking all the time.

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[Drew]

As long as there's a politics of race in America, there's going to be a politics of remembering the Civil War. To get to school, I had to go down Robert E. Lee Boulevard. Get to the grocery store, I had to go down Jefferson Davis Parkway.

[Anya]

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[Anya]

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[MC Gin]

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[Chuck]

We made it.

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[Chuck]

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[Anya]

Did you walk up to the gate?

[MC Gin]

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[Anya]

D. That was you?

[MC Gin]

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[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, I want heroin.

[Anya]

Should all of us start drinking every day for, like, 21 days straight, like, an obscene amount, and then on the 21st day, just stop altogether and tell no medical professionals about it or anything.

[Drew]

See what happens.

[Kai]

Wait, did we talk about the girl on TikTok that was doing the drinking bender challenge?

[Drew]

No, I didn't. I never heard of this.

[Anya]

We talked about it, but I saw it.

[Drew]

Wait, I need to know what this is.

[Kai]

It was a girl. I think it was, like, a month ago, and she was doing a challenge to drink every day.

[Drew]

That's so sick.

[Kai]

And then she got to the end, and she was like, I actually think I'm just gonna do another, like, 10 days.

[Drew]

I actually feel better. I'm actually.

[Anya]

Literally. And then I was just on her TikTok, and she stopped drinking again. And I think it went for 10 days, like, she was gonna do hard 75 to balance it out. And then on day 11, she went back to.

[Drew]

Oh, it's like the hard seven. The easy 75. Let's make that a thing. You know the hard 75, where. You know the hard 75 where you have to have a boner for 75 days?

[Kai]

No, that's not. That's not what it is.

[Drew]

So I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

[Kai]

Are you serious? How many days have you had a boner?

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[Kai]

That's.

[Anya]

Have you been pumping it with stuff?

[Drew]

Saline and Viagra versus Cialis. I was wondering why I've started to see blue. My vision is just blue.

[Anya]

Everything is blue. Wait, is that what Halsey was doing when she wrote that?

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[Drew]

She was taking a bunch of Viagra. You know, that is literally a symptom. That happened to me one time.

[Anya]

You took Viagra?

[Drew]

Yeah, I took half of a pill because this guy I was hooking up with was really, really hot. And I was scared I was gonna have performance anxiety, so I took half of a Viag, and the drive over, my vision turned blue. I went to the dentist. She was doing up my teeth. She took all of them.

[Anya]

Well, who do you think gave to you?

[Drew]

She took all my teeth? No, she was, like, flossing my. And, like, she's really, like. It's really interesting. Like, she's really mean to me, but, like, in, like, a sweet way to this dentist before? Yeah, a couple times. And every time she, like, asks me the same questions I tell her, and she's like, oh, yeah, I remember my daughter does the same thing. And she's like, tools up in my mouth. I can't speak. And I'm like. And I just, like, said something that, like, set her off. Oh, her son is going to school for equal economics. And I, like, made a joke. I was like, rough time to have a degree in economics. And bitch. She, like, started cutting my shit up, going hard. And then she stopped. No, literally. And then halfway through, she stopped. And she was like, are you taking any medications? And I was like, finasteride and minoxidil. And then she was like, oh, that's for your hair, right? And I was like, yeah. And she was like, well, I was asking because you have the bloodiest gums I've ever seen a patient have before. And I was like, yeah, obviously. You're literally, like, cutting me right now. Like, it hurts so bad. Like, I was, like, wincing. I never wince. And, like, also, like, right before, I got told that going to the dentist is just them scratching your bones with metal picks. And that is the most haunting thing I've ever heard. I just watched Kai do a recording check, and it was really sexy. It was like. It was sexy. It was like when the lifeguards are, like, doing that, like, scan, and they look like robots.

[Kai]

Yeah. You feel safe right now, huh? Not me talking you through it.

[Drew]

I got y', all, period.

[Anya]

Well, I. I'm gonna admit that I have not been to the dentist in, like, a really long time. I actually can't remember the last time I went to the dentist.

[Drew]

No cavities. No cavities, no sugar.

[MC Gin]

Wait.

[Kai]

You should floss. Drew, you should floss.

[Drew]

I do floss.

[Anya]

He does not floss. He does. There's no way.

[Kai]

There's no.

[Anya]

He does not floss. He does not floss.

[Kai]

You just lied at me. And I saw it.

[Anya]

He does not floss. He barely brushes his teeth after that. Postmates hits the bottom of his.

[Drew]

You would not put that allegation on me because you are dead asleep by the time I'm eating my food and brushing my teeth.

[Anya]

I will admit, yes, I. I usually am asleep before you eat, but I have beautiful teeth.

[Drew]

No cavities. If I didn't brush my teeth, I wouldn't have cavities. Well, maybe I've never. I haven't been to a dentist.

[Anya]

I'd say I've never been to a dentist. Oh, I haven't been to a dentist in, like, a minute.

[Drew]

Y. I know this meme is bad,

[Anya]

but I, I am like, I'm actually OD about my like picking in my mouth and like.

[Drew]

Yeah, you brushing my teeth.

[Anya]

I've been told that since I was a kid. I like, I over smile.

[Drew]

Yep. Just as I thought. Yeah, I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew it.

[Anya]

But yeah, I over brush my teeth, but I don't do that as much now that I've had Prozac. But it actually used to be really bad. I used to brush my teeth after, like even just drinking water a few times because I used to think that I was putting the germs in my mouth back into my cup. And bottles too.

[Drew]

Bottles, Tomatoes.

[Anya]

Like, you know, like smaller bottle of soda.

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[Anya]

I never used to put those back in the fridge because I was like, well, if I don't finish it now, it's going to explode with bacteria and basically be a nuke from my stomach and kill me.

[Drew]

Yes.

[Anya]

If I put it back in the fridge.

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[Anya]

Is that true?

[Drew]

No.

[Anya]

Oh.

[Drew]

I honestly, like, it doesn't seem like easy for bacteria to grow.

[Anya]

Like what are the dynamic of that?

[Drew]

I've been the family dynamic of the Bacter.

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

Last night me and Enya slept through a fire alarm that was going off from God knows when till Josh got home. And I'm gonna admit something,

[Anya]

I was not yet asleep.

[Drew]

You're.

[Anya]

And, but I did. Okay, so I did get up, but rain had left. I had gotten in bed. I was like falling asleep. It went off, it went off first and then I stood up. And by the time I stood up and it stopped going, I was like, okay, maybe it's done. And I knew you were asleep. So I was like, and I was listening, I was like, okay, that didn't wake him up. And then it went off again. And I immediately got up and started to go over to that side of the house, but I literally got scared. I was like, oh my God, someone is definitely hiding in one of those rooms and putting smoke up to that detector so I could come in there

[Drew]

and they're gonna fucking stab me in the butt, girl. Wait, what is it? I need to stop smoking with paranoid people. Like, what do you mean? Is that Michael Jackson?

[Anya]

What do you mean? Yoji Yama in the corner?

[Drew]

What do you mean? That's Yoji John Yoji Yamamoto in the corner. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Anya]

But yeah, I, I, I did sleep through and then Drew woke up and had a panic attack and came and slept in mama's bed.

[Drew]

Yeah, I had a full blown meltdown at like 2:30 in the morning. But I Woke up because I was having, like, the worst nightmare of my life that I actually can't even talk about.

[Anya]

No.

[Drew]

Talk about it. No. It was so bad, dude.

[Anya]

I used to have such bad nightmares, but now because I smoke so much weed, I don't have any more dreams. And that's okay because most of my dreams are nightmares. And I've said that even before I started smoking weed.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Also, so there's. There. Yeah, there's too much of my brain to avoid.

[Drew]

I took half of a Xanax last night.

[Kai]

Did it feel good?

[Drew]

It literally felt so good. I'm not even kidding. It literally felt so good.

[Anya]

Oh, and then we went to bed.

[Drew]

Yeah, it felt really awesome. I actually, like, stayed up for another couple hours and.

[Anya]

Wait. What?

[Drew]

Yeah, since I charged my Fitbit, I got my sleep score and I'm averaging, like, in 90, 91. Sometimes I dip to, like, an 87 if I don't get seven hours. Whatever.

[Anya]

Wait, you stayed up?

[Drew]

Yeah, I stayed up. I freaked out till, like, 4 in the morning.

[Anya]

Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I guess I didn't really need it. I just took the other half because I was like, well, don't go put that in there. I need to go back to bed. Because also, all of this happened because I had drank. I don't drink as much coffee as I used to. And I used to be one of those people who would say caffeine doesn't affect me, but it fully does. So I try not to have them late. But that night, rain was over and we wanted to play video games, so I drink a latte. So I just taken my 2 milligram of melatonin before the fire alarm started going off. And that's also what made me so freaked out when I went downstairs to go and try and turn it off, because I was like, at that point of melatonin induced REM where I genuinely thought I was in a dream. And then I didn't know if Josh was still home. And then I was like, wait, did I put on the alarm before I went to sleep? And I was like, I haven't seen Drew for five hours. Like, what if they already killed Drew? Like, I literally started scaring myself. So I went back up to my bed because I was like, okay, I'm still a bit sleepy that I could fall back asleep and I'll get. I'd rather get killed in my sleep.

[Drew]

No, I literally. Like, last night, I was thinking about it. I was like. Like, it would be awesome to die in my sleep.

[Anya]

God forbid. God forbid.

[Drew]

God Forbid, God willing.

[Anya]

What was I saying on that type of time? But, like, I would love to die. Like, old age.

[Drew]

No, I was just telling Josiah that today. I was like, I'm tired of this. Like, I want to die at 65. I want to die at 75. Like, I don't want to.

[Anya]

The bad.

[Drew]

Like, so long.

[Anya]

The local news is coming to my.

[Drew]

Y' all are going to be wiping in your kids.

[Kai]

Kids.

[Drew]

Your kids are going to be wiping my ass. Like, my soggy loose ran through me. And inya on the 4th did discuss that. We're gonna get our. Or she's gonna get her eggs frozen.

[Anya]

Yeah, I need to.

[Drew]

And then I'm gonna take one of

[Anya]

them down there, bro.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's a barren wasteland.

[Anya]

See, I'm never going to.

[Drew]

Do you want to ask us a question?

[Anya]

I'm also scared of the doctor because I'm scared, period.

[Drew]

Don't be.

[Kai]

Okay, I'll ask you guys a question. Because it's a podcast, so we have to talk about something. It's a podcast, so we should. We have to talk.

[Anya]

I thought we were chilling.

[Kai]

Well, no, we're. We're doing a podcast. We're on episode 247, but we live here.

[Drew]

Oh, wait.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. Debut. Debut. Sit 7, my Chitty, my Chitty 6 7, my Chitty Sister 28.

[Kai]

Also, this squeaky dead silent.

[Anya]

I really love this shirt because it looks like the Cafe Bustelo packaging.

[Drew]

Okay, I thought you were gonna say something hateful.

[Anya]

Oh, my gosh.

[Drew]

I just said it's like, when Josiah comes up to me, like, I flinch because I think he's about to, like, hit me or bite me or pinch me or tickle me. It's like, anytime you say anything, why

[Anya]

did you add on those other things? You just wanted to say hit me. Be true. Be true.

[Drew]

He hits me.

[Anya]

And that's okay because you deserve it.

[Drew]

I was saying something earlier.

[Kai]

You were saying something very smart.

[Anya]

Wait, you were gonna ask a question? No.

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[Kai]

I was gonna ask you as a question.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Would you rather hook up with. You have to hook up with one of your parents. You can choose which doesn't matter. Or you have to jack off with poop from a guy that. With poop from a guy that ate glass.

[Drew]

Is the glass dissolved, or is it in his butt?

[Kai]

No, it's in little shards in his.

[Drew]

Are we talking, like, fiberglass?

[Kai]

No, we're talking glass from, like. Like, a normal glass.

[Anya]

Why do you say fiberglass Would be my mom, I think.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, that would suck.

[Drew]

But glass, I'm fucking my mom really easy.

[Kai]

That's up.

[Anya]

I'm killing myself, bro.

[Kai]

And yet, as the secret third thing, every single time.

[Drew]

And you can escape hypothetically over your

[Anya]

eyes like no one. I'm not kidding, Hypotheticals, you could break them because you could just kill yourself because there's no world where you could stop me from killing my.

[Drew]

And yeah, I actually, if that's what

[Anya]

I want to do, that's what I'm going to do.

[Drew]

And yeah, I'm not joking. I think that is like a sign of autism. Like, I'm not joking. I think like not being able to understand hypotheticals is like a sign that you're like leaning a little far on the spectrum.

[Anya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

That's not just. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a thing. That's a thing.

[Kai]

Okay. What I think that's a sign of is you're a genius. Because that's how Steve Jobs would think he would go. There's no, nothing is impossible.

[Anya]

What's the difference after how many episodes? 267.

[Kai]

267.

[Anya]

Okay. Yeah.

[Drew]

What's the difference in a genius? In someone who's autistic?

[Kai]

Wait, say that.

[Anya]

I mean, that's my take.

[Drew]

Spectrum. People on the spectrum not being able to understand hypotheticals.

[Anya]

Hypotheticals are just like also a waste of time.

[Drew]

Autistic individuals often struggle with hypothetical scenarios because they tend to process language. That's not it. And rely on concrete reasoning making abstract what if questions confusing instead of the ability inability to imagine. It is an executive functioning difference requiring structured step by step information to grasp. Okay, yeah, so I take that back. Context blindness, literal thinking. Autistic brains generally understand language exactly as it is stated, rather than how it might be implied.

[Anya]

Well, I think that America is getting its karma kiss for the 250th year. And I need somebody to interview the guy who parachuted down into the it's

[Drew]

literally the best video of all time insert.

[Anya]

Yeah, literally need someone to interview him

[Drew]

is exactly what it is. It feels like America's going through and then the stage falling on those dancers.

[Anya]

Yes, dude. Almost fudgeing, killing someone. What's crazy is it's so white trash. Think any of those events are catastrophic or like life changing enough. For instance, that guy crashing with that parachute, do you think even beyond his own wish for it, he may have some sort of PTSD response where he is then fully liberal because like he was covered in the flag head to toe.

[Drew]

Can I derail the conversation for one Second before I forget it.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Gay guy pt. Yasdi.

[Anya]

Okay, you know what? Thank you for asking.

[Drew]

Yeah. Ptsd. Gay guy who goes through a traumatic event has ptsd.

[Anya]

Wait, but it wouldn't be pts.

[Drew]

Don't. Don't think about it. Well, there's four S's in Y, so

[Kai]

one of those, there's an official amount of S's. So he would have a PTSD response

[Anya]

making him, like the American flag. Because it happened on the 4th of July. It was on, like, a huge, Like, Especially for the right wing. They were like. Like, this was literally their Met Gala. Like, they thought they were about to be given their personal Met gala, and

[Drew]

they got given poop and crap out of a butt.

[Anya]

Grammys. 20, 25.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Anya]

That's what they got given. You don't get the Grammys you want. You get the Grammys you deserve.

[Kai]

Was that a Sydney Sweeney impression? I'm serious.

[Anya]

No, it wasn't.

[Kai]

I was just wondering because I was like, is that something that she said? Because it sounded, like, finished.

[Anya]

Did I go to the comedy club tonight, put my hat.

[Drew]

Yes.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Them calling your name, and it's your silhouette at, like, the back door. And she'll see the hat,

[Drew]

and it's just a Sydney Sweeney impression.

[Anya]

Impression.

[Kai]

I'm so sad that we never got the opportunity for one of, like, the DJ shows. Is you being introduced as, like, a special guest dj, and then it's your silhouette on a sheet with the.

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

Didn't.

[Drew]

We were trying to be.

[Kai]

We were trying to. We just didn't have the budget.

[Drew]

Yeah, that.

[Anya]

We have the contract. We have the contact for the people who can allocate the budget. Maybe we can allocate for the budget. We do a lot of allocating.

[Drew]

We're allocating. If we just allocate.

[Anya]

If we just put our minds to it and we allocate, we can keep

[Drew]

allocating towards the budget. Bro, if I think the budget is allocated.

[Anya]

If I ended up in a bar and I was a pathological liar and I needed to lie to financiers, and that's how I would get caught.

[Drew]

We're actually getting the budget.

[Anya]

Thing is, we got to take the budget allocated for different things.

[Drew]

Tipping the hat.

[Kai]

Period.

[Drew]

Period.

[Anya]

Well, yes.

[Drew]

Well, I love the way you just said period. I was kind of Hercules. I woke up in someone else's house.

[Anya]

Wait, what the.

[Drew]

I woke up in someone else's bed.

[Anya]

Dude. I can't believe James Charles really had his last. That's like.

[Drew]

Why did that remind you of James Charles?

[Anya]

Because it was like a weird gay guy.

[Kai]

Like, body a weird gay guy. Wow.

[Anya]

See, I'm going call it.

[MC Gin]

What?

[Drew]

Neither of those people.

[Anya]

I love gay people. And that's why I had to put weird in front of it.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

[Anya]

It's not just any, like, woo, woo, woo gay. It was weird

[Drew]

in.

[Kai]

Yeah, that was fucked up. Drew, are you okay?

[Anya]

What the.

[Drew]

She has me picking out my thumb again. I'm bleeding.

[Anya]

I remind you of the girls at school?

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[Anya]

I forgot what I was saying, dude.

[Drew]

James Charles.

[Anya]

Oh, I can't believe in his, like, doomsday preparation of getting ousted as a, like, reoccurring pedophile was to try to launch a pilot pop career. Like, bro, if the makeup company button didn't work after you've been a makeup artist for a decade, the pop star button is not gonna.

[Drew]

It's not gonna activate, baby. And also, like, honestly, if I don't

[Anya]

start acting right, like me,

[Drew]

our pop star career starting soon.

[Anya]

When I dropped that seal, I know three of y' all got my back.

[Drew]

If INYA had zero fans, y' all would be dead.

[Anya]

Are going to the moon. Oh, my gosh. I really hope I got into stream.

[Kai]

I know.

[Drew]

What are we going to do if

[Anya]

we didn't send out my.

[Drew]

What are we going to do if we don't get in?

[Anya]

I'm going to kill myself.

[Drew]

Yeah, me too.

[Anya]

Done. Look out for that.

[Drew]

Kai, another question, Another question, please, for me.

[Kai]

Who did you guys vote for?

[Anya]

I didn't vote.

[Drew]

Hillary Clinton. I actually didn't vote this year. It's too confusing.

[Anya]

I felt sick.

[Drew]

I actually didn't like either of them.

[Anya]

I was feeling very conflicted. I was feeling very conflicted by the two oppositions.

[Drew]

No, I voted for Hillary. We're gonna win one day, guys.

[Anya]

Dude, do y' all think people are gonna vote for the midterms or are people too busy, like, being enchanted by the world?

[Drew]

They should be like, the top tier. Yeah, the top. The top tier. Cookie terms. Because midterms is like. It's mid.

[Anya]

Yeah, they gotta change the language for the kids.

[Kai]

I forgot that we all voted for Kamala because I was thinking about. I was driving today thinking about the election. I was like, oh, it was Biden versus Trump. I completely forgot that that's, like, who we ended up voting.

[Anya]

Also because the second, like, the second she lost and the second he got into office, like, this was the term he was going to do the jump Dr. Drive for all the. He laid out. So there wasn't even a second yeah, there was, like, I think less than, like, in the first 90 days. He had so much going on, we barely had time to mourn the fact, like, a barrage. Dude, life is gonna crumble. And you know what? I'm. I'm happy. I. I unironically, I'm happy her life went in the way that she just got to get that book deal and go the.

[Drew]

Yeah, she.

[Anya]

She.

[Drew]

She. And she vanished. Yeah, she vanished.

[Kai]

Yeah. Where did she go?

[Drew]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Anya]

Which is a lot of you guys should take notes. A lot of you guys should take notes. And I'm already home, so don't even turn that back on me. I'm coming live from my home.

[Drew]

Yeah. Bouncing.

[Anya]

I know

[Drew]

another question you're gonna.

[Kai]

Dude, let me think of one. Talk about the meme that you're gonna bring up, and then I'll come up with a really good question.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Also Drew. So I'm wondering, what is the green thing on your chair? What is that? Can I see it? Can I look at it?

[Drew]

This?

[Kai]

Yeah, I was just. Can I look at that?

[Drew]

It's cat urine. It's cat piss.

[Kai]

It's a cat. Oh, interesting.

[Anya]

It actually makes you feel very good. Only for three seconds, though. Then you're gonna feel the worst you've ever felt for the rest of your life, you know?

[Drew]

Oh, and you already hit it. Good luck. I was gonna say, I know this meme is, like, washed as fuck, but I really love it. It's like, it's. It's resonating with me. He's trying to ignore it.

[Anya]

I think if I found weed in my kid's room, I would just incite and plant the fear of a green out and pure psychosis and paranoia, and I'm just gonna. I would just be like, dude, I know it might be fun right now, but it gets so scary. After a few times, it starts to feel up. If I would lace my kid, I was gonna say, why has no one done that?

[Drew]

If I found weed in my kid's room, I'd dap him up and say, you're lit, bro.

[Kai]

That's sick.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm the cool dad.

[Kai]

That's me as a dad, too.

[Drew]

We're the cool dad.

[Anya]

If I found weed in my.

[Drew]

I'd smoke with him.

[Anya]

If I found weed in my daughter's room, I would go to the dispensary. I would first smoke what she had and been like, okay, I think this is leaning hybrid.

[Drew]

If I know her, this is delta.

[Anya]

Yeah. And then I would go And I would like buy a bunch of things and she'd get back and it'd be like one of those like bundle like baskets for each stir.

[Drew]

But with a bunch of basket.

[Anya]

Yeah, yeah, but with like, like stuff, like little snacks and stuff. And then if I caught my son with weed in his room, I would it call an Uber pool and then have it take him to the police station. But I would put all the weed. And you know that Sandy Liang vest she did with all the pockets? Yeah, yeah, the transparent one. The one that put him in a bit of an archive. Because this will be like some 10 years in the future, 12, 15 years in the future.

[Kai]

Years in the future.

[Anya]

So then I would just.

[Drew]

Smoking weed,

[Anya]

bad piece of shit.

[Drew]

So what were we saying? Kids? Smoking weed. A bunch of fucking bullshit.

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[Akilah Hughes]

Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is getting a new one put up in its place.

[Drew]

As long as there's a politics of race in America, there's going to be a politics of remembering the Civil War. To get to school, I had to go down Robert E. Lee Boulevard. Get to the grocery store, I had to go down Jefferson Davis Parkway.

[Anya]

If you're an historian and you leave out half of what the history is, you're not doing your job.

[Akilah Hughes]

I'm Akilah Hughes and Rebel Spirit Season 2 goes deep on both of those things. The fights, the politics, the people who won, and my personal campaign to add something to the Kentucky State House that's actually worth the wall space.

[Anya]

We are more than our bodies. We contain essence, we contain spirit. How do you represent that? They are just fueling a Fire. That is really catching.

[Akilah Hughes]

You'll see what I mean. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Emily Oster]

I'm Emily Oster. I'm an economist and data expert.

[Perry Wilson]

And I'm Perry Wilson. I'm a medical doctor.

[Emily Oster]

And this is our new podcast, Wellness actually.

[Perry Wilson]

Because you're getting a staggering amount of health, health and wellness information nowadays. And some of it is awesome and

[Emily Oster]

some of it is, well, actually, bull. Fortunately, we're both people who know how to read studies, parse data, and can tell you what's worth trying out and what you can safely ignore.

[Perry Wilson]

Each episode, we tackle the health news of the week and then take a deeper dive into a misunderstood health and

[Anya]

wellness topic, like what's the deal with peptides?

[Perry Wilson]

What's the deal with GLP1s?

[Emily Oster]

What's the deal with creatine?

[Perry Wilson]

What's the deal with cupping?

[Emily Oster]

What's the deal with sleep?

[Perry Wilson]

So join us for a weekly dose of sanity. Might actually be just what the doctor

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[Perry Wilson]

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[MC Gin]

You said to me, yo, you know, keep at it. Cause you let me rap for you. It was magical for all of us.

[Anya]

They go, ah, we made it.

[Chuck]

We made it.

[MC Gin]

I'm like, we. You know, I'm like, I know these guys, but who are you? I'm MC Gin. And this is last but not least, I'll be chatting with guests from all walks of life about the power of humor when it comes to facing difficult times, like the co founder of Rough Riders, Darren D. Dean, talking about as a kid, do you remember that we met even way before that?

[Chuck]

Let me think.

[Anya]

Did you walk up to the gate?

[MC Gin]

That was me, Dean.

[Anya]

That was you?

[MC Gin]

That was me. The day we found out that you and the whole crew was at Hip Factory. The mission was to get me to go to the gate, start freestyling, and see if I could get in the studio. I'm rapping and then suddenly I hear a voice. Hey, open the gate.

[Akilah Hughes]

Let.

[MC Gin]

Let him in the gate. Slowly went. They all. They watching this and they watch me walk into there. And that is a moment that I will remember for the rest of my life. Listen. And last but not least, with McGin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts, he's saying

[Anya]

a whole bunch of bullshit.

[Drew]

I. I like that. I went to the car wash. I had like a very big day I went to the dentist, I went to the car wash. And at the car wash. Was that today? No, this is two days ago.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Drew]

Why does it matter?

[Anya]

Boring ass day.

[Drew]

Well, no, I'm getting to the fun part. Y' all didn't even let me finish. Boys, if a girl says, I want you to come for me right now, that means she's over it.

[Anya]

Okay? Can you finish what the fuck you were saying? Your car washed. Your big day.

[Drew]

I don't know if I do want to talk about it. I just thought.

[Kai]

So you're going to tell us the most boring, normal shit ever?

[MC Gin]

No.

[Drew]

I got cornered by a really scary person that was dressing his wounds, and he was, like, kind of yelling at me. And we were having a conversation, rather, he was talking at me about a bunch of things. Very insane psychobabble. Like, I couldn't follow anything he was saying. And it happened because I was sitting in the sun, and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna sit in the shade. And I didn't realize that he was a little loose. Screw loose in the head. And eventually I keep. I keep trying to get up and leave. Like, I'm like, I actually, at one point, I'm like, dude, I have to take a piss. And he was like, wait, wait, wait. I'm almost done. I'm almost done. And then eventually, I see my car pull around. It just got washed through, doing the inside. And I'm like, hurry up, hurry up. Like, I'm literally about to be attacked because he starts getting aggro with me because I'm trying to leave. And then eventually I'm like, oh, there's my car. And he's like, it's not done. Your car's not done. And I was like, oh, I. I have to. I have to leave. And he's like, I. I forget what he said after. I have to leave. But I kind of hustle to my car. And then the guy's like, oh, we're not done yet. And I was like, oh, it's fine. I have to get out of here. This dude follows behind. Apparently, he's a regular there. And the guy washing my car is like, dude, I told you, you're not allowed to be here. Like, this isn't, like, just a hangout spot for you. And then he starts getting really physical and aggressive with the guy that was washing my car. And it was really scary because that could have been me.

[Kai]

He had wounds.

[Drew]

He had, like, wound juice all down his arm.

[Kai]

Oh, no.

[Anya]

I saw a satellite video from, like, four Wildfires happening. And the top comment greens me out so bad because I was like, I don't know if I miss, like, reading or understanding the situation, but the top comment is, but they don't have videos of UFOs. Like, that was the top. They do 62 likes. And granted, it's not a very popular video. I'm like, how do you jump? Like, because there's. You're seeing satellite images of an active fire.

[Drew]

I mean, I kind of see his point. Low key.

[Kai]

I see his point. But then immediately I'm like, well, they have advanced technology, so they can obviously obfuscate. Yeah, they can't. Their craft.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, say that word again.

[Kai]

Obfuscate. Not me talking you through it. Not me talking you through it.

[Drew]

Now you say obuscate opulence,

[Anya]

right?

[Drew]

Yeah, they can. They have invisibility cloaks.

[Kai]

Obviously they have invisibility cloaks.

[Drew]

They can just like, they're. It's like mirrors facing down. So when you're looking up.

[Anya]

Did you see the more Insult girl mop dance mob?

[Drew]

Wait, what did you. The Morton Salt girl dance.

[Anya]

Dude. I don't know why the Morton Salt Company tried to put on, like, a PR event in Kansas City of all places. I don't. I think that's where it started. So they were like, yep, yep. 258, where I was going to do our big one. And they had these girls, these dancers. I actually feel bad for them. Them show up and like, how old were they? Like, kind. I. I'm assuming, like, if not our age, like, a little younger maybe. But they had all these dancers and, like, Kansas City based influencers pull up to the scene and they're like, oh, we're doing this big event. You're really gonna want to be there. And like, they sent out this really dramatic emo being like, we're gonna do, like, essentially be like, we're gonna do our big one. You don't want to miss it. It's gonna be a viral moment. Have your cameras out.

[Drew]

I mean, fierce is fierce, honey. She loves being the lead. I send it. Wait, why would they give them, like, fake instruments? This is actually scary. This is, like, scary.

[Anya]

Someone wasn't allocating the budget.

[Drew]

The budget was allocated.

[Kai]

That's kind of like Clockwork Orange.

[Anya]

But I think more Insult Company has been trying to cover it up because there's girls who posted videos from behind the scenes. And because people are making fun of it, they're having these poor girls take down their videos from this event they were a part of. And like, most of the girls aren't even saying anything bad. It's just like random videos they all did in like the locker room while waiting before they had to like, I don't know, go out in Union Square of Kansas City and like stomp around with fake guitars. I really don't understand why the Morton girl would have a guitar.

[Drew]

I know, I don't get it. Did y' all see MK ULTRA files are being spoken about in Congress?

[Kai]

I don't know, I thought that was already established, that that was like real.

[Drew]

It is. I think they're like trying to release the rest of the files.

[Kai]

Jesus.

[Drew]

I thought of a cool script about MKUltra.

[Anya]

I don't know what this is.

[Drew]

It's a lot.

[Kai]

It was like the CIA was giving people LSD and it's all confirmed as real. They were giving civilians LSD and making them go crazy and then they would torture them. Also maybe this, there's this book I forgot, it's about the CIA. Do you know which one I'm talking about?

[Drew]

I know exactly. I don't know the name.

[Kai]

I'm blanking on the name, but apparently I think maybe this is misinformation. I don't know, but I think the Unabomber was also one of them. But that's like a real confirmed information. We do love to spread that. But MKH Ultra is real. They gave people drugs and made them go crazy.

[Drew]

There's like this one story about this dude who worked for the CIA and loved doing drugs and he was just given a bunch of money and he was like diagnosed, diagnosed sadist. And they gave him a bunch of money, clearance and immunity to like start a brothel. I think he started like six brothels with this specific one. It was like a hotel room and then a mirror on the wall, but it was a see through room. And the brothel girls would dose the dudes drinks with LSD and then he'd watch them freak the out and he would kind of like have these girls torture him. And meanwhile the whole time behind the mirror he is just snort coke and heroin and like stealing money and shit. And like it was literally pointless. Completely and utterly pointless. Like they didn't have any scientific data to take from it. It literally like that is what he said in his final report is like nothing from it. And then he wrote a letter like after he was long retired to the CIA and was like, he said some really creepy shit and it was just like, where else or when else would I have ever been able to like pillage, maim, kill, torture and Snort as much as I did. With the total immunity from the US Government. It was crazy.

[Anya]

Did people like that? I'm just like, oh, my gosh. If we lived in my country, it'd be awesome because I would have you, like, fully butt naked in the middle of the time square. But it'd be a time square where no children live in the city. It'd be like a city of like angry people. Like friendly people, woods. And then they would all in the morning wake up to a bunch of stones on their front porch and they would be invited for continental breakfast in the square alongside throwing your stones at this man, but you wouldn't throw stones at. Until he dies. Because I kind of like the idea of it being like more docile angry people. Like older angry people who didn't get the chance to be angry. So it'd be a small town of that. So any retirement home, and then just like, let him dry out like beef jerky and like, hang in there for a few days. And just like, people could pelt him whenever they're having, like, a frustrating time in their day.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

If anybody wants to look into it, it's called Operation Midnight Climax.

[Kai]

Do you think people, like. Once you're building the building and you're. And you're installing this two way mirror, and then for a moment you see your reflection, like installing the mirror, and you have like the vial of drugs. Do you think there was ever a moment where he's like, like, damn, I'm like a bad guy?

[Drew]

Yeah. I mean, he talks about it in his letter he sent.

[Kai]

It's so funny.

[Drew]

Yeah, he was like, I suck. But like, I loved it.

[Kai]

Speaking of people in institutions that are maybe bad firefighters overall, good. I do think this. But my cousin is a firefighter.

[Drew]

Do you have a mustache?

[Kai]

He does have a mustache.

[Drew]

Is it the gay one?

[Kai]

It's not the gay one. No.

[Drew]

I never saw a picture of your gay cousin I might have to have sex with.

[Kai]

No, that's not appropriate.

[Anya]

Not before you have sex with them.

[Kai]

You also. Yeah, you're gonna have to get through me. Okay. So my cousin said that the most. Most of the people that are arsonists. Not most of them, but a high percentage, like a very high percentage are ex firefighters.

[Drew]

Oh, I've heard of this.

[Kai]

Firefighters. I've heard of this because they are, like, really attracted to fire. And it's like, that's the job that you do to legally play with fire, basically.

[Drew]

Y. I've heard of that before. Yeah.

[Kai]

So. Yeah.

[Drew]

And most strippers.

[Anya]

So your cousin is an arsonist?

[Kai]

No, no, he's actually, he's not a firefighter. He's a fire detective.

[Drew]

Oh, that's sick.

[Kai]

Isn't that cool?

[Drew]

That's fun.

[Anya]

Okay, so now we know if we ever wanted to knock Kai out of the picture. What? Don't do it with fire. Because his cousin would start piping up and causing so much.

[Kai]

Was that even an option in your head was to like burn me? No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Drew]

We can't talk about. We can't talk about that. I can't talk about friends. I'm not kidding. I can't talk about it.

[Kai]

Well, of course I know it's not time for media yet, but I just, I. I just can't wait. I just can't wait. I saw Maddie's Secret the other night. So funny.

[Anya]

You.

[Kai]

It's really funny. Shout out to Eric and Nate.

[Anya]

Oh, I actually also saw it. I saw it first. I. Oh, what screening time did you go to?

[Kai]

7:50.

[Anya]

Dude, I literally went to the 3:31. I wish you told me in the afternoon.

[Kai]

Wait, you went to the 3:31 in the afternoon, huh? In the afternoon?

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Okay, so I went to 7:50 in the morning. So I got you. I fucking got you. Because that's. I'm always one step ahead. Exactly. That's exactly right.

[Drew]

Well, I went two days before you guys.

[Anya]

Simply not. Okay, sorry.

[Kai]

Oh, I just want to say shout out to Eric and Nate. Eric is plays John Early. John early plays like this like beautiful woman in the movie and Eric is her husband, the character's husband in the movie. And they have these really funny sex scenes that are like insane. And Eric is a friend of mine. I want to say shout out to Eric because you're very talented. You pulled it off and that was very funny. And actually I squirted laughing.

[Drew]

Oh, yikes.

[Anya]

I want to see that movie so bad.

[Drew]

I want to see it so bad.

[Kai]

If you're listening to watch it.

[Drew]

I was.

[Kai]

Do I. I was just like commanding the audience to go watch the Good night.

[Anya]

Oh yeah, he did a call to action.

[Drew]

John early and Kate Berlant need as many tickets bought as they possibly can get because they're genius comedy minds.

[Anya]

I know.

[Drew]

I'm so excited that I really need to be able to keep making stuff because I watched Would It Kill youl to Laugh? The thing they did with a 24 unironically. One of the funniest things I've seen maybe ever. It might be my favorite piece of comedy, like made.

[Anya]

I need to watch.

[Drew]

It was so fucking good. And like they are so funny also, mind you. Like really, really, really good actors. Like yeah, not just comedy actors. Like there was a scene where I was like damn, y' all are acting. Yalls dicking balls off. Like this is crazy. Two of my heroes. So shout out them.

[Kai]

The funniest thing I've ever seen is you on the Pilates Reformer, I think.

[Drew]

What about me on the Sibian?

[Kai]

That wasn't funny. I was locked the in.

[Drew]

Yeah. I'm still confused at something Kai said earlier. I like literally it's been bothering me all day long.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Drew]

He said 7:30 week.

[Anya]

No, but then he said work. He said 7:30 work. So I think he was saying does the week of 7:30 words?

[Drew]

It's really confusing.

[Kai]

I'm going to give the audience some context here and insert it. I made a typo that was very, very easy to understand given the context clues that people pick up on at like age 4 or 5. Whenever optimum permits. What? I'm 3, you're not 3. Also doesn't make sense cuz a 4

[Anya]

or 5 year old would not like.

[Drew]

I'm a very mature 3 year old.

[Kai]

I'm a very optimistic words to understand that. I texted them this, I'll insert it. And they've been bullying me. But yeah. Guys, continue. Bully a man with a mental illness.

[Anya]

Oh, easy. You should kill yourself.

[Kai]

Oh my God.

[Anya]

Boom. And just like that. That's your kryptonite. Oh, you got a mental illness. I know exactly how to get you yourself.

[Drew]

Look in this mirror.

[Anya]

Rule number one, make the enemy hate themselves.

[Drew]

Is that really rule number one?

[Anya]

No, I just like rule number one

[Kai]

is divide and conquer.

[Anya]

Well, rule number one is if the person you want to kill is suic. Suicidal, why you gotta get your hands dirty?

[Drew]

What's Rule 25?

[Anya]

That's what that one girl.

[Kai]

And this is why I think you're so. You're very smart. Continue.

[Anya]

Well, my media of the week is

[Kai]

speaking of the World Cup. I had Drew sounding like a vuvuzilla

[Drew]

the other night and I. And sadly, sadly Mexico did lose. But we made rachata out of my butt while it was sounding like a vuvu suela for Brazil, who also lost.

[Anya]

Dishes rigged, bro.

[Kai]

I'm sorry, Anya. That, that was actually like a very. I interrupted you in a very violent way just now and I want to apologize because you were doing your. I think you were.

[Anya]

You have scary dreams tonight.

[Kai]

I probably will. Every night I have actually. I wake up from the night I.

[Anya]

I would wake up from the night God willing.

[Drew]

Wait, do you wake up or work up?

[Kai]

Up.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, we didn't finish the explanation.

[Anya]

Oh yeah. Kai is just always drunk, so he always has crazy typos like, sorry, sorry, we can't tell when you're drunk or not anymore.

[Drew]

Hold your glass up.

[Kai]

All done. This was all Popov.

[Drew]

All done.

[Kai]

That's pl. The bot that comes in a plastic bottle. And you know what's crazy? I don't even care if I feel better anymore. I just want to feel different.

[Drew]

That's really sad. I'm sorry.

[Anya]

Had some like a 14 year old would say after like not smoking for

[Drew]

just the type of.

[Anya]

I'm gonna be saying when I finally go on a tolerance break. If I ever get.

[Drew]

I saw, I don't want to feel. I saw someone tweet saying, imagine being Justin Bieber, like getting high as on weed. Like just smoking a joint and then like getting paranoid because there's 14 year old girls literally cutting themselves because you smoke weed. And he's like smoking. It's funny. Never, ever, ever put me in a situation, bro.

[Anya]

Situations are happening every day that I've never partaken on this and don't put

[Drew]

me in one of them. My media.

[Anya]

My media is morning do donk by beyonce.

[Drew]

I watched Sakario. Finally.

[Anya]

I'm trying to think if I've watched.

[Drew]

It's Sicario. Yeah, yeah, I watched that finally. It was fucking awesome.

[Kai]

Very good. Man.

[Drew]

I can't believe I've gotten this long without seeing it. Very frustrating. It's like when I finally get on antidepressants and they actually work this time and I'm gonna be like, cool. I wasted 23 years of my life being depressed.

[Anya]

That's not a waste.

[Drew]

I wasted 18 years of my life being depressed.

[Anya]

Think I'm gonna stop taking my pros act.

[Drew]

No, do not do that.

[Kai]

Do not do that.

[Anya]

Oh, so everybody thinks I'm evil without my pros act?

[Kai]

No, they didn't say that.

[Anya]

Noted. No, I was, Dude, I was insane. That was crazy.

[Drew]

Baby, you still are.

[Anya]

I know. I, I. And that's, that's why I'm saying that's insane. Like, that's the craziest part. The craziest part is like, oh, I'm. I'm still here here. Like now I can just control things a bit better and I can see I'm like, okay, that's like, don't.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

Like a soft box right here would be nice for yourself, like a glow.

[Drew]

Don't call Enya that.

[Kai]

No, I wasn't talking about. I wasn't talking about Enya's claim.

[Anya]

I'm soft box. You're a loose box.

[Drew]

Oh, I'm hard pull.

[Kai]

And I have a tight little balloon knot.

[Drew]

Kai has a tight little hairy bussy.

[Anya]

Ew. I literally hate the idea of men's, like, butt. Eric.

[Drew]

Bye, guys.

[Anya]

Love you. This is an I heart podcast.

[Akilah Hughes]

Guaranteed human.