Ticketmaster trade

Summary

Emergency Intercom – "Ticketmaster trade" (May 1, 2026)

Podcast: Emergency Intercom
Hosts: Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Guest: Kai
Episode Theme: Chaos, camaraderie and comedic takes on friendship, nightlife, obsession, live shows, Ticketmaster rage, mental health, and pop culture—served with signature irreverence and oversharing.

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Enya, Drew, and Kai dive into chaotic friendship adventures, reflect on the trials and tenderness of nights out, rant about Ticketmaster and capitalism, share embarrassing crush stories, dissect fashion choices, and wax metaphysical about pop culture, pets, and evolving social norms. With brutal honesty and relentless humor, the trio provides a candid snapshot of life in their late twenties—complete with overshares about puking, backne, crushes gone awry, and the messiness of growing up online.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Nightlife Mayhem & Friendship Rituals

[02:06–05:00]

• Enya and Drew recount a recent drunken adventure, including Enya needing Drew to help her shower after being too incapacitated to function.
  • Enya: "If I go in there alone right now, I am 110% going to slip..." [03:11]
  • Drew jokes about seeing Enya naked, but in their typical absurd way.
• The dynamic of documenting friends’ messiest moments is debated:
  • Enya: "...never once did they pull out phones to record me puking. But why do both Drew and Josiah have multiple videos of me throwing up?" [02:33]
  • Drew: "I just have photo evidence because it was the most insane I have ever seen in my life." [02:49]
• The trio reflects on friendship bonds formed through repeated chaos and mutual care, with Enya jokingly threatening anyone who breaks their "village":
  • "If one of you does me wrong, I'm not kidding. You're all getting shanked." [08:59]

2. Outfit Breakdowns: Clothes as Personal History

[09:22–12:59 & 42:23–44:31]

• They analyze each other’s outfits, with Drew and Kai revisiting clothes from their early friendship.
• Clothing is used as a vehicle for nostalgia and self-deprecating jokes (e.g., Kai’s "Aphrodite body" era and Drew’s compulsive cost-per-wear on expensive shorts).
• Ownership boundaries blur (“that’s my jacket now”), riffing on gender and fashion.
• Enya details the story of her prized Issy Miyake skirt—the rare, fragile piece she’s reluctant to wear because she's "a beast with [her] feet" [43:41].

3. The Ticketmaster Rant & Capitalist Frustrations

[16:14–17:00]

• Enya and Kai vent about Ticketmaster price gouging and restrictive practices:
  • Kai: "DJ shows in New York. The tickets were $25, and you could only buy them for $75 each." [16:20]
  • "Ticketmaster fucked me, put their silicone robocock up my asshole..." [16:31, Drew]
• This segment humorously leads to the episode's title.
  • Kai: "Ticket master trade. That's the title of the episode." [16:50]

4. Embarrassing Crush Stories & Parasocial Madness

[29:17–40:41]

• Drew admits to full-out online stalking a crush:
  • "Found every address he's ever lived, his siblings, his mother and dad, financial records... don’t play with me." [30:14]
• Enya and Kai each share stories of cringe-worthy moments pursuing romantic interests, with Kai being compared to "Berger" from Sex and the City by a date:
  • "You really remind me of Berger." [40:09]
• The group debates the changing nature of infatuation and (overshared) mortification—a recurring theme of digital age dating.

5. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Self-Awareness & Mental Health Advocacy

[19:32–20:49, 45:21–46:40]

• Enya speaks candidly about her OCD diagnosis, describing the relief of finally understanding her life-long anxious thought cycles:
  • "It felt like it gave an answer to a question I'd always been asking: why do I have so many questions?" [19:32 & 45:21]
• Drew emphasizes ERP (Exposure and Response Prevention) as the recommended therapy, steering listeners away from less effective treatments.
• They endorse NoCD as a mental health resource, blending authentic testimony with comedic takes on compulsive behaviors.

6. Pop Culture, Parasociality & Absurdist News

[28:01–29:17, 31:11–34:20, 54:00–56:01]

• The trio riff on being "gay" as an online meme, the internalized difficulty of men expressing attraction, and the contagious nature of internet trends.
• They discuss conspiracy-style rumors about Beyoncé’s album, Sabrina Carpenter overtaking Taylor Swift’s spotlight, and satirical pop culture takes.
• “We got gay. We got Coming. We got boobiala. We got whole...Cornville, Cuntus, Tits with a Z...” [56:34, Drew], as they list off real (and hilarious) place names.

7. Aging, Nostalgia, and Defying Cultural Narratives

[41:44–43:10, 57:34–58:38]

• They reflect on friends getting married, the age-27 "curse," and the myth that youth is the only fun period:
  • "27 is actually lit. They're all lying to you." [57:37, Drew]
• Enya: “What’s really happening is a lot of you are terrified of yourself...change is only negative because you can’t imagine changing for the better.” [57:38]

8. Media Evolution & Podcastification of Everything

[62:04–64:04]

• Kai theorizes that all media is converging into podcast form, paralleling the migration of books into audiobooks. A candid discussion on technology’s reshaping of reading, social interaction, and "realness" in art.

9. Lightning Round: Random Bits & Banter

• Discussion of animal evolution ("all animals evolve to crab form" [62:49, Kai]), improv roleplay at Whole Foods [32:55], random factoids, and the pleasure of watching Adventure Time as twentysomethings [68:42].

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Mutual Care Over Chaos
  • Drew: "I took care of her, which, thank you so much, because I didn't give you a proper thank you for that." [03:11]
• On Documenting Disaster
  • Enya: "Why do both Drew and Josiah have not one, but multiple videos of me throwing up?" [02:33]
• Capitalist Absurdity
  • Drew (Ticketmaster): "Put their silicone robocock up my asshole. Un-douched, mind you. Painted the town brown. Painted the Ticketmaster trade." [16:31]
• Defensive Vulnerability
  • Enya (about her friends): “This is my village and y'all better not f*** me over. Because now, if you... turned on me, I’m stabbing all of you.” [08:58]
• OCD Realness
  • Enya: "Why do all the questions end with me being horrible and I’m going to burn for eternity for all of the bad things I do all day, even though I don't do anything bad?" [19:32 & 45:21]
• Surreal Place Names
  • Drew: "We got gay. We got Coming. We got boobiala. We got whole. We got... Cornville, Cuntus, Tits with a Z..." [56:34]
• On Outgrowing Obsessions
  • Drew: “All my old flings are getting married or having kids. There’s only like one girl left who hasn’t.” [41:44]
• On the Podcast Era
  • Kai: "All media is just evolving into podcasts.” [62:49]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:06] – Start of main discussion; friendship & chaos stories
• [08:58] – Enya’s “my village” monologue
• [09:22] & [42:23] – Outfit breakdowns and garment “history”
• [16:14] – Full Ticketmaster rant
• [19:32] & [45:21] – OCD diagnosis, intrusive thoughts, and therapy pitch
• [29:17] – Drew’s stalker-level crush confession
• [31:11] – Beyoncé/Taylor Swift pop culture conspiracies
• [40:09] – Kai compared to Berger from Sex and the City
• [46:04] – OCD real talk part 2
• [56:34] – Ridiculous place names
• [57:34] – “27 is actually lit” age myth-busting
• [62:49] – Theorizing all media becoming podcasts
• [68:42] – Adventure Time and cartoons for adults

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, self-deprecating, and deeply candid
• Frequently NSFW, with graphic references and dark humor
• Friends roast each other but also show genuine care and vulnerability
• Rapid shifts between absurdism and emotional honesty

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is classic Emergency Intercom: a messy, hilarious, and oddly wholesome ride through the perils of friendship, social anxiety, the indignities of adulthood, the Internet’s rabbit holes, and being “real” even while trying (and failing) to keep it together. Expect unfiltered confessions, rants against corporatism, and the warm comfort of knowing that everyone outgrows their chaos eventually… or maybe just learns to make fun of it louder.

Recommended for fans of:

• Brutally honest, highly anecdotal storytelling
• Surreal stream-of-consciousness comedy
• Millennial/Gen Z internet nostalgia and angst
• Pop culture skepticism

Catch the next episode for more chaos, camaraderie, and, undoubtedly, more oversharing.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Inya]

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[Drew]

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[Drew]

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[Inya]

Hey guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

[Drew]

We're back and we're better.

[Inya]

We have to start it with a shout out to Karl with a K,

[Drew]

Carl with a K from the gay bar that plays porn porn on the tv. Shout out.

[Kai]

You.

[Drew]

You were a key.

[Inya]

You were the last human to see me not fully inebriated. Beyond, like, comprehension.

[Drew]

And yeah, literally, like, we have videos threw up, which I hate.

[Inya]

It's a very man thing to like. I've been with my girlfriends on a bad tip. Never once did they pull out my phone or their phones to record me puking. But why do both Drew and Josiah have not one, but multiple videos of me throwing up.

[Drew]

It's like, I don'. Have video. I don't have video. Josiah has video. I just have photo evidence because it was the most insane I have ever seen in my life. But it did bring us to a very sweet ending of the night where I bathed in. Yeah. And I rubbed her back as she boked more into the toilet. I took care of her, which, thank

[Inya]

you so much because I didn't give you a proper thank you for that. But like, you literally. I'm not kidding. I'm so happy you agreed to do that because I needed you so bad. I knew if I got in that shower, I was gonna fall over and die. I was like, ye, yeah, I need to shower. But if I go in there alone right Now, I am 110% going to slip in there.

[Drew]

I mean, honestly, like, I did it just so I could see your cooter cat. Like your. Your polished pearl.

[Inya]

She wasn't very polished.

[Drew]

She was like.

[Inya]

She was a bit hidden. She was. She was definitely serving blooming jasmine.

[Drew]

I'm serving face I'm serving the face Wait, what is that song?

[Inya]

I serve the base I serve the

[Drew]

base yeah, I served the base I

[Inya]

serve the face I serve the face

[Drew]

that was serving the base for damn sure. For damn sure. But also I based in my trunk.

[Inya]

What can I say?

[Drew]

Derail this conversation very quickly. LA, we have a show coming up on the 9th. Be there. Tickets are in the emergency intercom bio. They're also in the description here. I literally don't think there's that many left. I know people always say that, but it's true. This time.

[Inya]

There's not a lie.

[Drew]

Guys, we have some ideas. We have a bunch of special guests coming.

[Inya]

Well, the Austin show just, like, set a fire of, like, stupidity under us. That is unironically. It's amazing.

[Drew]

I love a movie.

[Inya]

My life is a movie. They should write a movie like Devil Wears Prada 3 should be about me because you know they're going to do a problem.

[Drew]

Angel Wears Miu Miu.

[Kai]

But yeah, guys, there's only 10 seats left and you have to get them soon because your mom wants a ticket and that's going to use up the rest of the season.

[Inya]

I actually do think tonight I'm going to go and buy all of them at the rate they're at and then resell them and then just like, make a quick, like, buck off of y'. All.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Also, you guys will notice that we finally have Kai Cam. And let me know in the comments if I Look good or not? I don't know. So just let me know.

[Inya]

You don't know how you look.

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Inya]

You can't give a guess to how you think you look.

[Kai]

I have no idea. But just let me know in the comments down below how the lighting is.

[Drew]

Kai is like, has a little shake in his.

[Inya]

We got him his.

[Drew]

This is the first. This is the first time he's like.

[Inya]

He's nervous.

[Drew]

Nervous.

[Kai]

Camera nervous. I nervous.

[Inya]

He's on camera all the time on his zoom calls and whatnot.

[Kai]

On pumpies.

[Drew]

On Pumpies. I need pumpies. Wait, I need pumpies. I need pumpies. But we were talking about you throwing up in the car ride home.

[Inya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

And yeah, literally, we know did the

[Inya]

cardinal sin of putting me in a wayo. First of all, that way more was those.

[Drew]

It was out of control.

[Inya]

You all know I do not fuck with those things. That was whipping the piss out of itself.

[Drew]

It was out of control.

[Inya]

Car did not give a fuck who, what, where was in the car. And then once I was like, cars I could throwing up, it started going faster, which literally made it worse.

[Drew]

Also on top of that, I was playing music very loud and it was not the music to be playing when someone is not feeling the best.

[Inya]

It was of, like, the car moving fast and I was on my phone as fuck because I have videos of you and Josie in the back seat. Then we were like, ordering food. I was like, queuing songs. And I get carsick so easily. Like, I think sometimes people think I'm genuinely just a bit lobotomized. Beyond fixing. When I'm in their car and I'm

[Drew]

not driving, I'm showing leg.

[Inya]

It's so sexy. I love. I love your shorts. I love your legs. I love your outfit. I love that that jacket is yours. But I bought it.

[Drew]

Sorry. Keep going.

[Inya]

I'm your stylist.

[Drew]

We'll get into the outfit in a second. We'll get. We'll tap into it. We'll get into both of our outfits.

[Inya]

Yeah, it was a mix of a lot of things. And we chugged that double shot cranberry right before we left, which was not a double shot.

[Drew]

We had to evacuate, not because Carl with a K, but we had to get the fuck out of there. Yeah, but, yeah, the. What was I gonna say about. Oh, I know Inya is fucked up beyond belief. Because every single time she gets fucked up beyond belief, she just looks at her friends and she's like, guys, like, this is it. Like, this is our life. Like we're gonna be together forever. And, like, I love you guys. There was something that you said that was the funniest thing I've ever heard you say. And it was like, I mean, we're doing it or some shit like that. And I was like, yeah. And he was fucking up. And she was like, guys, I love y'. All. And I was like, I love you too, dude.

[Inya]

Thank God. Like, okay, you could be a mean drunk. Not to oust the pharaoh, but everyone in my family is such an angry, irrational drunk. Like, they all get drunk and they're like, is you hate me? I don't like you either. Like, just, like, trying to start some shit. When I get up, it's literally like.

[Drew]

It's like, I love everyone.

[Inya]

And also me saying, like, we're doing it is so funny because it probably was my, like, split second of self awareness of, like, oh, my God, I do get drunk and I say this to them all the time. But now we actually are at a point where it's like, no, we're not going to do it. It's like, no, this is. It's not even like, it's like, really sweet. But sometimes it does make me laugh when I like. I mean, we were talking about it two episodes ago about how, like, to build relationships, you have to be able to go through conflict, blah, blah, blah. Now we're at the point where, like, we have done that, like, so many times already. It's not even like, oh, we did it the one time. It's like, no, we've, like, all built this thing. This is my village and y' all better not me over. Because now it's at the point that if you, Josie, Orion, Josh, or Lucas turned on me, I'm stabbing all of you.

[Drew]

Everybody's.

[Inya]

If one of you. If one of you does me wrong, I'm not kidding. You're all getting shanked.

[Drew]

Also, imagine, like, one of us died. Like, imagine I died. I love saying that. I love. I love saying imagine I died. Because everyone's like, oh, my God, I'd kill myself. Because I'm like, wow. I really am.

[Inya]

Really. And the goat. All your friends say they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.

[Drew]

But okay, this outfit.

[Kai]

So I. Oh, yeah, let's talk about my outfit.

[Drew]

I crashed the fuck up. I crashed out.

[Inya]

He's been talking about that since the moment he walked in. By the way, the second I opened the door, he was like, do you like my outfit? I'm trying something new. I've seen this outfit on this human being.

[Drew]

The first time me and Kai hung out seven years ago, he was wearing that shirt.

[Kai]

Really? The San Francisco.

[Drew]

San Francisco picture that I edited of you with the sustainability.

[Inya]

Hates to see Kai.

[Drew]

I mean, no, it's period, because. No, it is amazing.

[Inya]

It is actually amazing.

[Drew]

Also, keep in mind the shirt I'm wearing I wore every day for three years.

[Kai]

Should we insert that picture of me? I feel like my body. I used to have such a nice body, and it kind of.

[Drew]

You were so, like. You had Aphrodite body, period.

[Kai]

I did, yeah.

[Drew]

I had an hourglass you gave Aphrodite.

[Kai]

I used to get cat called in New York, and now it's like no one even says anything.

[Drew]

Looks at you.

[Inya]

You were getting cat called. I find that so hard to believe.

[Kai]

Yeah,

[Drew]

we should call Cat calling for men. Dog calling. Because all men are dogs. All men are dogs. All men are liars.

[Inya]

Well, I'm a mutt. I'm a breed between a cat and a dog.

[Drew]

Wait, so inbred?

[Kai]

Have you had the lobster?

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. I've had these for, like, five years now. I got them from my favorite restaurant in Malibu, Neptune's Net. I typically. I mean, actually, I found out I had shrimp allergy after eating shrimp from Neptune's Net, and I found out I had a shrimp allergy, but I went back and ate the shrimp from Neptune's net and was 100% fine, and I didn't have the needle, so I was really living life on the edge. And the closest hospital is very far away. But yeah. So these are Neptune's Net lobster slice. These are Uniqlo socks. I crashed out last week. Was that Saturday or Sunday or Sunday. And I bought these shorts and were way too expensive. They. I literally, like, immediate. Immediate buyers regret. Buyers remorse. So I have worn them every single fucking day since then and has not taken.

[Inya]

The only time Drew has taken these shorts off is to get in bed. And I'm not kidding. We've been sleeping together, and I'm like, wow, the shorts stay on. Let's just say that.

[Drew]

Stay on. But I will be wearing them every episode for the next five weeks just to get my cost per wear down. This shirt is something I've owned for six years now, and the audience used that. I have no. Yeah, I literally have no idea.

[Inya]

Maybe, like, varsity or something.

[Drew]

Yeah. But it doesn't, like, match my complexion at all. Like, it literally doesn't, like, make my skin, like, look good. I just love the fit of this shirt. It's like a comfort shirt, I think.

[Inya]

I think those Colors are. Are nice on you. I've never thought that you hesitated. Huh?

[Drew]

You hesitated.

[Inya]

No, I was. I was. I lost the word complimentary. And then I got scared that I was going to fuck it up and then get made fun of, so I had to look for a similar.

[Drew]

So it's mine and Kai's fault. It's always mine. It's always the man's fault, bro.

[Kai]

Yeah, it usually is our fault because we're constantly.

[Drew]

And then this is in his jacket that she said, yeah, you can borrow it. You can wear it one time and I stole and it's been in my. I've washed it with my whites like maybe ten times since then. So it's become my jacket. No, you can have. You can have it whenever you want.

[Inya]

But no, I mean, that was during my bomber jacket, like 2021. I had a huge obsession with the fit and style of like, a masculine bomber jacket.

[Drew]

That was Vimya.

[Inya]

So I, like. Yeah.

[Drew]

Was coming out to.

[Inya]

That was like a bit of my luxury squirting out. It's like the discharge, like when you think your period is done and then the next day you have a laugh. That's a little too harsh.

[Drew]

You know what I found out is that sometimes women can have all of their period all at once in one day. I forget there's like a word for it, but it's. It's like a condition.

[Inya]

It's called the red gush.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's some like that. It's called like static flow or some like that. It's really creepy. But I have had times where I

[Inya]

like, my period was so heavy that instead of the usual, like five days, it's. It lasts like maybe two days. And it is literally like, I'm so sorry. Those are the times where I'm like, oh, my God.

[Drew]

Like, sorry you have to go through that.

[Inya]

Am I literally having a miscarriage? Like, this is insane. Like, I've had a period where I'm

[Drew]

like, oh, there's limbs. Like, there's cells.

[Inya]

Baby. There's like, baby.

[Drew]

There's baby in there.

[Inya]

Oh, my God. It's like if. You know when dippin dots, like, start to melt a little bit and then there's like kind of a bigger clump than usual. That's what it was like.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Inya]

It was really.

[Drew]

Or you know when, like, you have a bloody nose and then the next day you, like, pull.

[Inya]

I've never had a bloody nose.

[Drew]

Well, I can change that.

[Inya]

The.

[Drew]

I'll make. I'll give you a bloody nose. You want one?

[Inya]

Okay, see, I know. I. I don't feel threatened by you in the slightest because I was like, wait, do you have access to, like, coke or, like, what are you insinuating right now?

[Drew]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm. I'm gonna hit you.

[Inya]

I'm not kidding. If somebody put a gun to my head right now and told me to get any drug other than weed or alcohol, I'd freak the out and kill myself. I don't. Like, I'm not kidding, and I'm not even saying that to, like, clean slate publicly, because I am the kind of person, if I'm a bit drunk, I'll do anything. I'll be honest. Like, oh. Like, so I. I'm very careful about who I go out with. I don't know if y' all have not. Oh, my God. I have no idea how to access any of that. Literally, like, oh, my God, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure. Like, thank God I don't even know how to get weed in a state that doesn't have a dispensary I can legally walk into.

[Drew]

Someone was trying to. To give me their plugs number, and I literally, like, was like, get that away from me. Get that the away. The last thing I need is a drug plug number. Especially now. Yeah, if I had access to that shit, I would have been in Big Sur overdosing.

[Inya]

I don't shit to yourself.

[Drew]

I don't care.

[Inya]

I don't care. I don't care. That's in a reality show. If there was an audience here, they go, oh, you would have been like, I don't care.

[Drew]

Me and Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil can, like, get it.

[Inya]

I actually. Even if I had a drug dealer's number, I think I'd be weary of even reaching out. Like, I am like, oh, the pressure. Like, I can't even. I have friends who have access to concert tickets to any concert. I still actively buy concert tickets almost every concert I go to. I am also a consumer of, like, hopefully I get the tickets when they release them. Unless I'm going to get on Ticketmaster. Like, the, like, week of us being

[Drew]

on Ticketmaster talking shit about Ticketmaster.

[Inya]

Fudge you Ticketmaster.

[Drew]

Fuck you, Ticketmaster.

[Kai]

Dude, Ticketmaster fucked me over, too. I did one of the. There's, like, DJ shows in New York. The tickets were $25, and they were. You could only buy them for $75 each.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Well, Ticketmaster fucked me, period. Put their silicone robocock up my asshole. Un douched mind. You painted the fucking trade Is Ticketmaster a topper? Painted the town brown. Painted the ticket master trade. Cyborg robot.

[Kai]

Ticket master trade. That's the title of the episode.

[Drew]

Ticket Master Trade. Wow. Kai is so good at his job. He just, like, hears like little anecdotes and then writes them down.

[Kai]

It's like this weird intuition that I have.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's crucial. It's a high screen, guys.

[Kai]

AI could not do what I do.

[Drew]

AI could never.

[Inya]

No one could do it.

[Drew]

Like an AI robot of yourself. Yeah, an AI brain.

[Kai]

Well, we. I remember one of the original bits was like, me when I was away, being here on like a Segway with an iPad.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, what were we talking about right before Ticketmaster? Trade. Oh, drug dealers. I just recently realized.

[Inya]

Can I finish that thought, though?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

I was only saying that because I have access to tickets and I still buy tickets. And then the people who even the artists are like, why do you do that? And I'm like, oh, sorry. Like, I. I would actually.

[Drew]

Addison. Addison concert. Me buying assault tickets.

[Inya]

I know. Like, I'd rather kill myself, ask for anything. So even if I had a drug dealer's number. Yeah.

[Drew]

But I was just thinking about, like, my drug dealer, like my weed dealer when I was younger and how petrified I was of this guy. Like, I. I was literally like, oh, this guy's gonna kill me with a gun or a knife. Like, I'm so scared of him. And now that I'm a grown ass man, looking back at who my drug dealer was, I was like, oh, it was a 15 year old twinkle, like, slinging weed that was like brick weed from Mexico. Like, I don't know. I was literally, like, thinking about that and I was like, wow. And same with. I don't want to name drop. Actually, I don't give a. He tore my. He my knee up. He tore your acl, you Tanner. Drug dealing ass bitch.

[Inya]

Send Tanner after Klay Thompson now.

[Drew]

Get his acl. Motherfucker need a clay.

[Inya]

Thompson's crazy because, like, for what I've been seeing, I don't know enough about basketball, but that's not someone who even needs his ACL to be broken to.

[Drew]

Like, he's already flopped.

[Inya]

Yeah, he's.

[Drew]

He's already. He's already, like, had his moment. He fudged over my Mavericks. He went over 10 in an elimination game. Fucking nasty bitch. I fucking hate Klay Thompson. Every time he steps on the court, I literally get mad because he's terrible. Now he has literally flopped. Like, and maybe, I don't know, maybe this, like, scandal will, like, skyrocket him into, like, a second prime or some shit. Like, secretly, I hope that's what happens just because I'm a Mavericks fan, but if he did get shot with a gun, I'm not gonna wish death upon the man.

[Inya]

Honestly, finding out I had OCD alone was genuinely so relieving, it felt like it gave an answer to a question I had always been asking, which is, why do I have so many questions? Why are the questions never ending? And why do all the questions end with me being horrible and I'm going to burn for eternity for all of the bad things I do all day, even though I don't do anything bad?

[Drew]

And don't forget about that skin scrubbing.

[Inya]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was bad. Real OCD is a serious condition where unwanted, distressing thoughts called intrusive thoughts get stuck on repeat in your head and you feel complied to engage in certain behaviors called compulsions to try to make them stop. No CD is a perfect place to start. It really can help you manage all of your OCD symptoms and get on a track where you can live with things and you don't always have to be answering to that question in your head.

[Drew]

Guys, OCD is one of the most treatable mental health conditions out there. If you get the right specialized kind of therapy. OCD needs ERP therapy or exposure and response prevention. It's proven to be the most effective treatment. Regular talk therapy isn't recommended for OCD and can actually make it worse. That's where no CD comes in. They're the world's leading OCD treatment provider and all of their licensed Therapists specialize in ERP therapy.

[Inya]

Therapy with no CD is 100 virtual, covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans and includes support between sessions so you never have to face OCD alone. To learn more about OCD therapy with no CD, go to nocd.com and book a free call with their team.

[Drew]

That's nocd.com

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[Inya]

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[Drew]

Oh, no.

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[Drew]

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Another Podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?

[Drew]

The worst singer?

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Me.

[Robert Smigel]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation

[Drew]

to the group? The Yardbirds. Right?

[Kai]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yardbird. They're open if you have a name suggestion.

[Drew]

We're open.

[Robert Smigel]

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[Podcast Promo Voice]

Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and I Heart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.

[Inya]

So, I'm Leigh Ann.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Inya]

This is my best friend Janet. And we have been joined at the hip since high school.

[Kai]

Absolutely.

[Inya]

Now, a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip, just a little bit bigger, hips wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it in the as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and drinks. Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white collar stuff Here, Just hang on. What are y' all doing? Microphones?

[Drew]

Are you making a rap album?

[Inya]

Come on. Could you believe it? I would buy it.

[Robert Smigel]

Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.

[Inya]

That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You're lucky I'm not a killer.

[Drew]

I love this team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

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[Drew]

Oh,

[Podcast Promo Voice]

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[Drew]

I'm not gonna do that, but I don't know. I cannot believe you cheat on Meg the Stallion.

[Inya]

Well, that's the whole thing is he's like a serial cheater.

[Drew]

Doesn't even like classic. All men are liars. All men are cheaters. They all cheat. They all suck. Yeah, they should all die.

[Inya]

Suck. Like, oh, my God. Actually driving down the road Today I was like, damn. I. I kind of suck, actually. No, I don't suck. I think I'm just the last real person on the planet. I was driving and I saw this girl walking down the road and shut the up

[Drew]

work.

[Inya]

Us when they kill us and use AI versions of our voice to do anecdotes on the. On The Devil Wears Prada. 38.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Because no other social cyborg influencers will take the job.

[Drew]

I have tickets to the premiere. The Devil Wears Prada, too, but I can't go.

[Inya]

I have tickets to the premiere, but I saw this girl walking her dog, and another woman was passing, and the dog jumped up and went, wait, the

[Drew]

dog was passing trades or fish? That dog was fish. That dog was fish.

[Inya]

But this girl's dog was attacking this woman. And all I could think about was like, what I would do if I was that woman. Realistically, I would be like, oh, my God. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Even if I was furious, if by chance it caught me at, like, a downtime, but I genuinely had a passing thought to park my car so that I could pass her too. And if the dog attacked me or anybody else, I was going to beat the owner's ass. Because since technically I would get in more trouble socially for beating the dog's ass, which was my primary thought. Like, at the very beginning, when I saw that dog all over that girl, I was like, yo, she's better than me. Because I would have been like, fuck off of. Fuck off of me. Yeah, yeah, that. That was something I thought about today. And I don't know, I think that makes me a bad person.

[Drew]

I. I don't like dogs. I'm so. I am so sorry for the people that. That's going to piss off, because that's going to piss off a lot of people. But I don't like dogs. They're big. They're just big creatures.

[Inya]

They just stink.

[Drew]

They're a stinky. They're a stinky. But it's like, I don't like cats right now either. Oh, I know. I'm. I'm like. It's very bizarre. Over the last year, I've kind of, like. Kind of just thought about, like, cats in my bed and their, like, poopy litter feet. Azul can be wherever he wants to be. I love Azul. What you hate is all. No, I love Azul.

[Inya]

Okay?

[Drew]

I literally love Azul. Like, I. I talk about him, but if he wasn't in my life, like, I realized I hadn't Seen Azul for, like, three days. And when I saw him, I, like, almost started crying because I was like, oh, like, if you weren't around, like.

[Inya]

Oh, I know, I know. It actually freaks me out because Azul is eight years old now.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Inya]

I got him in. Why'd that make you laugh, Kai?

[Kai]

I don't know. Sometimes Drew just says stuff and it's, like, cute.

[Inya]

All he said was, oh, my God, he's cute.

[Drew]

Aw, stop. That's so sweet.

[Kai]

You have all these idiosyncrasies that I love.

[Drew]

Name a couple more.

[Kai]

I like your laugh. I like your little minion laugh. I like how you pronounce it. You kind of have this residual Texas accent. That's very cute. Like, say theater.

[Drew]

Theater.

[Kai]

Yeah, theater. That sounds like somebody from 100 years ago saying theater.

[Drew]

Well, I only say that because the theater. Theater in my hometown was where the guy that assassinated Abraham Lincoln stayed the night, took refuge in.

[Kai]

Was that John Wilkes.

[Drew]

John Wilkes Booth took refuge in the theater in Granbury for, like, a couple nights. And they, like, he just, like, hid in there. Because he was a theater gay.

[Inya]

He was gay.

[Drew]

Well, that's my rumor. Because he really liked John Wilkes Booth.

[Kai]

Train.

[Inya]

That's my rumor.

[Drew]

He was. He was my roommate. He liked the theater. I think he was an actor liking the theater.

[Inya]

And being a man does not equate to being gay.

[Drew]

My dad likes the theater and he's.

[Inya]

Yes, okay. Also, yes, it does. And why is that? Like, Like, I'm back to thinking the way I would defend, like, closeted gay kids in middle school, where I'm like, even if that was the case, what does it matter? Like, even if they are gay, who cares?

[Drew]

Who cares? There's this new sentiment going around with, like, the look in the looks maxing community where it's just, be gay. And it's, like, kind of taking. It's like its roots are kind of growing and it's becoming, like, a thing where it's just like. Like, okay, guys, like, I think we can all admit that we're gay and we're attracted to men. So, like, just be gay. Like, you don't have to fake being straight.

[Inya]

That doesn't turn into, like, a terrible thing. That's amazing because there is so much reality to that because it goes back to, like, even, like, women having to decompartmentalize their attraction to other women, like, while navigating their sexuality. Like, men have to do that journey, too.

[Drew]

Yeah. I've been seeing, like, a lot of eating disorder discourse with men and I was like, y' all weren't around for Tumblr. I can tell.

[Inya]

Like, the drama, the drama, the drama.

[Drew]

Speaking of the drama, I was just watching, like, a super edit of Zendaya being so embarrassing around Tom Holland before they started dating. And, like, like, obviously, that's, like, the most embarrassing, but the only reason why I get secondhand embarrassment is because I have been Zendaya, like, in that Mitch.

[Inya]

I have been Zendaya. Yeah, I've been today with you. And look. And we both ended up with our man.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly.

[Inya]

Come on. I was talking about you.

[Kai]

Oh, that's really sweet. Are you talking about the video of her doing the Michael Jackson dance?

[Drew]

And I'm talking about all of them, like, her, like, being like Tom Holland doing the. Oh, you do that really good. But that reminded me of, like, the worst thing I've ever done when I've been in crush mode. I think I've talked about it on here, but I had a crush on this guy in 2024. Literally obsessed with him, zero social media presence. So I found every single address he's ever lived, every single address his siblings and his mother and dad lived in. I literally stalked him.

[Inya]

Okay. So. Okay, okay.

[Drew]

And I also have a notes app with his name with all of the details. I even found, like, financial records. Like, don't play with me.

[Inya]

Okay, so you've just compared to extremely different stockings. You just compared, like, a young, budding, like, soulmate, like, type of romantic situation that played out on screen and by, like, whatever circumstance of work. You're schizophrenic.

[Drew]

But I did find out that he followed me on Tick Tock, like. Like, nine months after I love you.

[Inya]

Because the fact that, like, he. There's a. There's a world where this comes across his.

[Drew]

And I don't give a. I'm like, yeah, I stalked you. Say it out loud. Speak your truth finder.

[Inya]

No, it's the. Tell him, tell him, tell him.

[Drew]

New Beyonce album getting announced at the Met gala. It's. It's really the color purple this year. Like, everyone's talking about purple.

[Inya]

Like, purple is the color of the year.

[Drew]

Yes. Like, everyone's, like, dialing in. But, like, I think Beyonce's, like, whole thing. Stick with purple is like.

[Inya]

Wait, is this a real thing you're talking about? Like. Yeah, purple being spoken about in this sense.

[Drew]

Yeah. I mean, everything's purple with Beyonce right now. And I think it's because, like, Prince. Because she has, like, the gun. That's a mic. Because you can use your Words as a weapon. And she's, like, making that third act album, but I think they're trying to throw us off her scent right now. Again. Well, no, her. Her PR lady I saw that, commented, like, no, album. Album. This is all, like. All of this is so far from the truth. But I'm like, I think we might be right. And they want to keep it a surprise for everyone. But I don't know, because she's been, like, working with the people who made the THX sound. Like

[Kai]

the producer of the THX sound.

[Drew]

Yes. My itchy knees. Ew.

[Kai]

Did you know that the guy that made the. Or, sorry, the woman that made the THX sound also made the Grinder notification?

[Drew]

I did not know that.

[Kai]

Yeah, and she edited the Godfather too.

[Inya]

Did you just change the pronoun to a woman? Or, like, did you look it up?

[Kai]

Or like, I just lied. I'm sorry. Yeah, I just hadn't said something in a while, so I'm sorry.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

You just had to break your silence with something that was your big. Like, you know those improv. Stepping out and, like, doing this.

[Drew]

Wait, we should. We should try that one day. Wait, Kai, give us, like, an improv.

[Kai]

Like a scenario.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

You're in the. You're at Whole Foods and you're the cash register. Or you're the cashier and you're the customer.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Okay. Go.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

Give me my fucking money, bitch.

[Inya]

Wait, am I the cashier?

[Kai]

You're the cashier. Cashier.

[Inya]

Oh, my bad, my bad.

[Drew]

Give me my fucking money back. These peaches are moldy.

[Inya]

I don't remember checking you out,

[Drew]

but I'm hot. How could you not get a load of this guy? Check me out.

[Inya]

I have early stages of dementia. I was introduced to too much aluminum at a young age.

[Drew]

It's actually aluminium. We're British now.

[Inya]

And you know what? We got at least 250k views in 2006. So we would have been famous.

[Kai]

We have to do a revamp. Like, and they're in the semicircle.

[Drew]

That's literally that. The fact that that hit everyone's algorithm was one of, like, the hardest things I've ever had to let go of because I had been obsessed with them for months. Months, months, months, months. I mean, I was texting them to

[Kai]

you, and you were texting it to me, and it had 30 likes.

[Drew]

Yeah. I was literally obsessed with these guys, and now everybody knows about them. But they all have brand deals. I know.

[Kai]

Do you see two of them?

[Inya]

See that red shirt?

[Drew]

No, I'm. I'M actually.

[Kai]

Red shirt's walking for lawyers.

[Drew]

No way. In the grass suit. It's gonna be jasmine this time though. You heard?

[Kai]

I did hear about that.

[Drew]

Yeah. But no, Red Shirt, like made a video where he was like. So there's like a lot of chatter about if I have a girlfriend or not. I do not. I'm having. I'm single and I'm ready to mingle. And everyone in the comments was like, bro, no one asked that. No one was asking if you were single. But like, go off king. I mean, if I was in his position, I would probably leverage that as well. Actually, I quite literally in his position and I don't leverage that.

[Inya]

I'm like, what?

[Drew]

So.

[Inya]

Oh, that kind of makes me sad.

[Drew]

No, he's getting play from it. Like, you know, he his way around that troop. Like he everyone in that building. He's biflexible, babe. I can tell just by the grin. He has a hung smile, Kai.

[Kai]

He does, yeah.

[Inya]

What does that mean?

[Drew]

Hung smile? Yeah, it's like you can tell someone's hung by their smile.

[Inya]

Oh, you guys are all perverts. Yeah, I don't think like that.

[Drew]

Print checking. You heard of that yet?

[Inya]

Yeah, I've heard of that.

[Drew]

Yeah, I print check. Kai, he's got like an A.

[Kai]

What is that? Is that good?

[Drew]

No. Oh, at least you're real, bro. Actually, at least you're real.

[Inya]

You're going.

[Drew]

Nope. No, no, no, no, no.

[Inya]

Right, right,

[Drew]

sorry. Print check. India Tella an embarrassing crush thing. And then you too, Kai.

[Kai]

Oh, being embarrassing in front of your crush.

[Drew]

Yeah, just like doing some embarrassing shit. I mean, it's so easy. Like the first one that came to my mind was like, with me. But we've already crossed that bridge.

[Inya]

Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think of some like. I guess I kind of talked about it more recently. That random crush I had for like a month. And I just like went on one date and then like he kind of like wasn't being as responsive and I just randomly out of like, nothing was like, so do you fuck with me or what?

[Kai]

Her texts him are like, am I pulling up tonight?

[Drew]

Where my hug at? Yeah, pulling up. Where's my hug?

[Kai]

She showed me them one time. It was so fucking cool.

[Drew]

It was. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Inya]

Well, cuz once like a romantic prospect.

[Drew]

Why am I nervous? It's not recording.

[Kai]

It's recording.

[Drew]

Okay, sorry. I'm like, I'm.

[Kai]

No, you're good.

[Inya]

Specifically with a man.

[Drew]

Cuz you with girls, like, you're swaggy.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, when you. When Enya puts that silicone on, she becomes the Rizzler.

[Inya]

Oh, my God. No. Women are just too smart. Women are too smart. They can see through being trolled over text. Men, no matter their, like, pseudo intelligence, so dumb. Like, genuinely like,

[Drew]

Guys. It's a Drag Race clip. It's a Drag Race reference.

[Inya]

You don't get it. You don't get it.

[Kai]

Talking to me.

[Inya]

You don't get it.

[Kai]

The clip that I've seen, like, five times.

[Inya]

Girl, fuck you. Oh, five times. The clip you've seen, not the episode you've seen five times. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

We rewatched the entire season of All Star 2.

[Inya]

That was one of my favorite days we've had in so long. It was like, rainy. I mean, to say that is actually. I take that back, you know.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Inya]

No, no, I really do.

[Drew]

No, I actually, it was really nice.

[Inya]

It was just like a loving day. Like, I was like, wow, We.

[Drew]

We were taking care of each other.

[Inya]

We will make love. But. But yeah, men are just easy to troll. So, like, once the romantic prospect is out the window, it's hard for it not to become like, you know what it is? I don't use chat, GBT or AI and stuff, so I just use random men who I don't respect anymore. That's fucked up.

[Drew]

You got to let it out. Let it out, let it out, let it out. Kai, what's your embarrassing crush story?

[Kai]

Actually, like, I have never been embarrassed in front of a crush. It's so crazy. I lock in every single time now. The only one that I can think of. But it really.

[Inya]

I believed you for like, a split second. I was like, there's absolutely no way this person who, like, I feel like you can turn things that are not embarrassing. Embarrassing in your head.

[Kai]

Oh. So I. The only one that I can think

[Drew]

of is Kai's acting different with his facial expressions ever since he got guy cam clip. It.

[Kai]

That I can think of is, I didn't really have a crush on her, but I had gone on, like, multiple. This was a long.

[Drew]

I thought you were gay, bro.

[Kai]

This was a long time ago.

[Drew]

You're not allowed to be on this set if you're not gay. You know that.

[Kai]

I know. And that's why I. I switched to the other one. Okay. I was on a date and I remember. I wouldn't say I had, like, a huge crush on her, but I was like. Like, she's cute and I'm interested, but I wasn't like, upset. I think I was like, 24.

[Drew]

Did you hit?

[Kai]

No, dude, of course I didn't. I'm about to tell you the rest of the story, and you'll see what happens. Basically, we got on, like, a few dates, and then she was like. She kind of went silent at one point, and she said, have you ever seen Sex in the City? I said, oh, my God, yes. I love Sex in the City. And she was like, I don't really like it, but. But she said, do you know who Big is? And I'm like, yes, of course. And she's like, do you know who Berger is? And I said, yes. And for those that haven't watched Sex and the City, Berger is this guy that Carrie Bradshaw dates, who's kind of this nervous, neurotic guy that has kind of shockingly similar bone structure to me. And she goes, yeah, you really remind me of Burger.

[Drew]

Oh, God.

[Kai]

Which isn't like, it's not the worst thing in the world. It's not great. But it's also, like, it's leaning towards not good. And she said, I think I'm gonna end up with a Big. To be honest. And then I was like, oh, my God. But that's. That's, I think, the only one. And honestly, it was immediately redeeming because it was like, this is a funny story to tell people, but I'm sure I have been humiliated in front of an actual crush. But I probably trauma blocked it. I little t. Trauma blocked it.

[Drew]

Well, this girl I made out with, it's like all of these bitches from my past life that are still trying to fucking get my attention. These females, bro. It's crazy. I kissed this girl. Tell me why. She just posted on her Instagram. And it's not this. It's a different girl. It's a different girl. It's not the girl. It's the third girl in the last three months. She just got proposed to by her man, and she was posting it so I would see it.

[Kai]

That's so cool.

[Drew]

I'm sorry, dude, you are so toxic. Like, we are never getting back together, girl.

[Inya]

Like, cue Taylor Swift.

[Drew]

Yeah, the teardrops on my Taylor.

[Inya]

Listen to yourself. We're never getting back together.

[Drew]

And her. Her man is mid. Her man is mid. You like, her man is not hot. I would not hit.

[Inya]

Okay, you only. You only say a go ahead to somebody's partner if you would hit.

[Drew]

But it is kind of crazy. Literally, like, there's only, like, one girl left that hasn't gotten married or had A child yet from my past. All of them.

[Inya]

I mean, it makes sense. We are getting to that age.

[Drew]

I know. We're like, the average dude being 21 is up.

[Kai]

I know. I feel like I don't have everything figured out yet, but I'm also, like, I'm only 22, so we just.

[Drew]

We just graduated college.

[Inya]

Like, bitch, I'm 27, and I'm so happy. I so happy. It is so insane, though, because.

[Drew]

Wait, I want you to break down your outfit after you finish that, because I got to do it.

[Inya]

Did you do it because you needed to, like. Oh, wait, you did it because you were. You're gonna wear those every day?

[Drew]

Yeah, I was just making it very apparent that I'm gonna wear these shorts.

[Inya]

Be prepared to see those shorts ever. My outfit is these silk tabby Margiela flats I got in, like, 20, 21. They were, like, one of my first, like, big girlfriends. I'm doing it big. I was in.

[Drew]

And you wear the fuck out of those. They're kind of cute. I like them. How distressed they are.

[Inya]

Well, I am, like, a firm believer, especially because I grew up not with. Without nice things. And now that I have access to nice things, I try to just, like, firm it and, like, wear the things, like, the. I don't know. And then I have this skirt, which I actually immediately take back what I just said, because I never wear this because it's, like, memorabilia more than it is anything to me. And this is, like, the craziest thing I ever purchased. It's the skirt to the Issy Miyake Ayatakano collaboration that they did in 2004.

[Drew]

Dope.

[Inya]

Oh, my God. No, wait. I'll tell the story of that because it's literally so funny. And then I have the matching tank top, but I wear them separate. I wear the tank top out more often. I feel like it's safer to wear that this one just because of, like, how fragile it is. I am a beast with my feet, as we know. Like, I just stomp around, and I've, like, destroyed a lot of random skirts, and so I. I don't trust myself to wear this one out as often. This is a Cuckoo Intimates tank top. Like, halter top thingy? No, it's just a tank top. This is like, this random wool sweater I got in New York, like, four years ago.

[Drew]

I'm gonna release the moths on it.

[Inya]

I mean, I'm not kidding. As I'm looking at it, I'm like, oh, the moths are kind of starting to get to It. I have to replace my mothballs or

[Drew]

put it in the cedar closet.

[Inya]

Yeah. I have, like, like, furs in there and, like, coats that are wool and stuff in there. Yeah. And I think that's it. Huh.

[Drew]

Guy. Bro, he wants attention so bad. That's. That's narcissist behavior. Guys actually dying. No, but I did hear this thing about, like, narcissist behavior is they're always, like, clearing their throat or, like, coughing really loudly.

[Kai]

And it's just you talking about people that are sick in the hospital.

[Drew]

Like, bro, you don't. You. You have cancer. You don't need to be coughing like that. It's like, you'.

[Kai]

Narcissist.

[Drew]

You just want fucking attention.

[Inya]

Oh, my God. I actually am going crazy because earlier today, I was trying to remember the. The. The phrase, no shirt, no shoes, no service, no shirt. And, like, when I tried to remember it, I was like, no hat, no hair, no service. That was the first thing that came to my mind.

[Drew]

No hair.

[Inya]

Like, no hat, no hair, no service. Finding out I had OCD alone was genuinely so relieving, it felt like it gave an answer to a question I had always been asking, which is, why do I have so many questions? Why are the questions never ending? And why do all the questions end with me being horrible and I'm going to burn for eternity for all of the bad things I do all day, even though I don't do anything bad?

[Drew]

And don't forget about that skin scrubbing.

[Inya]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was bad. Real OCD is a serious condition where unwanted, distressing thoughts called intrusive thoughts get stuck on repeat in your head and you feel complied to engage in certain behaviors called compulsions to try to make them stop. No CD is a perfect place to start. It really can help you manage all of your OCD symptoms and get on a track where you can live with things and you don't always have to be answering to that question in your head, guys.

[Drew]

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[Inya]

Therapy with no CD is 100% virtual, covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans and includes support between sessions so you never have to face OCD alone. To learn more about OCD with no CD, go to nocd.com and book a free call with their team.

[Drew]

That's nocd.com

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

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[Drew]

Hey everyone, check out this guy and his bird.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

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[Drew]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Drew]

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[Podcast Promo Voice]

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[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. The worst singer in the group.

[Drew]

The worst first.

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah, me. Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation?

[Drew]

The Yardbirds, right?

[Kai]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard. But they're open.

[Drew]

Do you have a name suggestion? We're open.

[Robert Smigel]

Since you guys are middle aged. One erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Humor Me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Hey, I'm Diana Maria Riva. Actress, mother, lover and a Gen X woman walking through life one hot flash and hormonal crying jag at a time. You ladies know what I mean. I'll bet you a perimenopausal chin hair you do. So let's talk about it. Join me on my new podcast, how Hard Can It Be? With the Ana Maria Riva, where I call on my channel Gen X squads from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic bs.

[Inya]

All of a sudden I had hanging ness happening on my. I was like, what the hell is that? I was married when I had her, so I didn't even consider how empty that nest was gonna be.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Mood swings, night sweats, fupas, sex drive. Wait, what? Sex? Dating at 45. How high can it be? Getting naked at 50 with the new girl?

[Inya]

That one's kind of Hard. No. Well, that's lighting.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

They say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try. So let's get blunt with laughs, tears, or tears of laughter, and dive into it unfiltered and unbothered and ask, how hard can it Be?

[Inya]

I cannot believe I'm about to say this out loud in public.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Listen to How Hard Can It Be? With Diana Maria Riva as part of my Cultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Inya]

It was like, no hair, no hat, no service. And then I was laughing in my head because, yeah, I was like, wait, Loki kind of a vibe. Like, those are two things I don't think I would want because more than likely be a bald guy who's wearing a hat. And then I was like, damn, but that's kind of up.

[Drew]

I think a bald head is.

[Inya]

No, I know.

[Drew]

And I am attracted, like a male pattern baldness. Like.

[Inya]

Yeah, well, I think, like, again, we've had that conversation. Everyone's hair should be exactly what it is.

[Drew]

I mean, I can't talk shit because I take drugs to keep my hairline. But also, I don't think I actually need them. I think I was schizophrenic.

[Kai]

I told you that.

[Drew]

Oh, no, everyone told me that.

[Kai]

You have really good hair genetics.

[Drew]

Yeah, I really don't think I need it, but I mean, I did, like, densify my hairline a little bit, but it was just like natural regression that every man goes through. And I thought I was balding.

[Kai]

But when we were in Austin, I was. You were hair mogging me. I kept looking at your hair. I was like, it's such. It has such a nice texture.

[Drew]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, we were in Austin doing some really fun shit with some really fun people. Dead comment?

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Guys, we did kill Tony. We did fucking kill Tony in Austin.

[Drew]

Joe Rogan was on the panel and he loved me and Kai, and we're going on the show and Kill Tony

[Kai]

gave you a notebook.

[Inya]

He gave you the little book. He gave you the book of jokes.

[Kai]

Yes. Joe Rogan actually said our set was too edgy for him. Yeah, I know. I was like, okay, what did y' all say?

[Drew]

Crazy shit. They won't even air it, bro. They won't even air that shit. They'll think it will literally get the channel down.

[Kai]

Yeah, the channel. They'll get demonetized. We single handedly demonetized Kill Tony.

[Inya]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

No, we didn't do kill Tony. We didn't even go in the comedy mothership. Even though I was begging Drew.

[Drew]

I wanted to go begging.

[Kai]

I want to go to the comedy mothership. No, we were in a. We did a cameo in a movie and we fucking destroyed it. We had the whole set, like, crying, laughing.

[Drew]

They were screaming.

[Kai]

Yeah, we bodied them.

[Inya]

Why?

[Drew]

But shout out Liam and Jordan rushes motorists.

[Inya]

I was just here. I got left behind. I wasn't invited to the big party, the big fucking movie set. I was invited to Kill Tony with that. It's actually insane how. Kill Tony died.

[Drew]

Really?

[Inya]

He did, but, like, months ago. No, how? Overdose.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I just.

[Inya]

On purpose. He left a note behind.

[Drew]

All comedians kill themselves in a hotel room.

[Inya]

Well, okay, I wouldn't say that word

[Drew]

for him, but I did see this clip of Theo Vaughn falling at Trump's, like, inauguration or some shit like that in the chair. That is the most humiliating thing I think you could ever do.

[Kai]

It's his embarrassing moment in front of his crowd.

[Drew]

Exactly. In front of Trump, period. But, like, like, doing that in that moment, like, especially as, like, the funny guy. Oh, my God. That is so mortifying because, like, it was obviously an accident, but, like, you're the funny guy, so everyone thinks you're, like, doing the funny thing. Like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. But, like, what's the temperature on Theo Vaughn? Like, we don't like him, right?

[Inya]

Just fucking kill him. Kill him.

[Drew]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Inya]

Everybody just start fucking stabbing.

[Drew]

I remember, like, everyone liked him for, like, six months, myself included. And then he got close to Trump

[Inya]

and Kid Rock at such a moral, like, high stakes, low rewards point of society right now. Like, moral groundings. It's like money. It's like we overdid it. Like, American, specifically. And this is even myself, like, we have such a consumption problem that's beyond capitalism. It is everything. Every single thing we touch, we want to own to its entirety. And that spread into the moral compass, and now it is skewed everybody, like. Like, it's just so odd, ever. Everything is connected to some funky town ass. And that is why I think we should just start stabbing people.

[Drew]

Guys, can I tell y' all something?

[Inya]

You stabbed somebody already?

[Drew]

No. Can I tell you something crazy?

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So this wasn't. I mean, I'm breaking, like, legitimate NDAs, like, by saying this, but I'm like, it's been long enough. I think it's like, okay, but I'm Dr. Pimple Pop. I've been Dr. Pimple Popper this whole time. That's what the mask is. That's what the point of the mask is. Face reveal. Craziest face reveal of all time.

[Inya]

That's so odd, though, because you don't have pimples.

[Drew]

Because I pop them, babe. I pop them all. That's why you wake up with me on your back. I'm popping those pimples.

[Inya]

Chill. Don't accuse me of having that much back knee.

[Drew]

Me, you and Kai both.

[Inya]

Oh, my God. Come on. I actually do spray my back neurotically with salicylic acid because. Because of all my hair products. If I don't Tower 21, we get back knee.

[Drew]

Is it Tower 21?

[Inya]

No, I use the.

[Drew]

The CVS.

[Inya]

It's in a blue bottle. It's from the Murad Company, and it's really good. It's like a clarifying. Like, it's specifically for, like, body acne. But I use so many products on my body that, like, if I. I don't use something like that.

[Drew]

Oh, guys, Run, do not walk to cvs. They just released their Sephora dupe line, and it's got tower 21. It's got drunk Elephant. It's got Laneige lifts, masks. Run, do not Walk Run. It's got Paula's Choice, but it's actually kind of crazy. On the bottles, they reference, like, the. They're duping, and I like, is that, like, legal to do? Like, are they gonna get away with this? They can't keep getting.

[Inya]

Are they gonna get away with this? As it's on a shelf ready for purchase? Like, the getaway happens a long time ago.

[Drew]

Well, this is my last note.

[Inya]

Sabrina Carpenter, by the way, I think killed Taylor Swift. Like, I think she, like, killed her. I have not seen that woman, like, since Sabrina. Oh, dude, Sabrina's been, like, in her big boots.

[Drew]

The sleeping beast, huh? The sleeping beast is about to awake.

[Inya]

Oh, Taylor.

[Drew]

She's gonna have the crazy name. If you say her name one more time.

[Inya]

Like, she. I like. Honestly, I also am in a state where I'm also back to just loving everyone because I'm like, not too much

[Drew]

on my girl Taylor.

[Inya]

I'm like. I'm like, yeah, you are looking camp right in the eye.

[Drew]

I love you.

[Kai]

Can somebody stick up for Taylor Swift? No one is sticking up for Taylor Swift.

[Drew]

This is what killed us, y'. All. Cardigan. Cardigan was. Is one of the greatest songs ever made. There, I said it.

[Inya]

Cardigan. I think August off that album, I

[Drew]

mean, that album Folklore is literally just a good album. Y' all ever been to Boobiala.

[Inya]

I know. We want to go to Boobiala. What else is there?

[Drew]

Bargabilla.

[Inya]

There's boobs, too.

[Drew]

There's boobs. There's tits with a Z.

[Inya]

These are all places that we found on the weather map because it's, like,

[Drew]

one of the greatest achievements in my life. Hold on, I'm just gonna go up and show them. So we got. We got gay. We got Coming. We got boobiala. We got whole. We got. We got vagina, we got penis cola, Cornville, Cuntus, Tits with a Z. Intercourse 84, poop sandwich, bogabilla anus, Cockermouth, Goochland.

[Inya]

Ah.

[Drew]

Oh, that's it,

[Inya]

y'. All. Don't kill yourself. 27 is actually lit.

[Drew]

They're all lying to you.

[Inya]

I'm not kidding.

[Drew]

It's so funny.

[Inya]

I got into the. Oh, with Jenny. With Jenny at Community Goods. Jenny from the blog, who I mentioned in the last episode, who's the listener. I was talking to her about how there's so much propaganda around 27 being the worst year of your life. And I'm like, what's really happening is a lot of you are actually terrified of yourself and, like, prospect of change. And to you, change is only negative because. Because you can't imagine changing for the better. Baby, I've been drinking lemonade my whole life. Because what. When God gives you what you make what 27 has, literally.

[Drew]

God gives you poop, you make gum.

[Kai]

When God gives you poop, you make jenkum.

[Drew]

Yes. Yes.

[Inya]

Is that. No. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. You can move your face like a muppet sometimes. Like, when you do that, you remind me of a muffler. Stop it.

[Drew]

Thank you. It's just because I have so much fat in my face.

[Inya]

And that's a good thing.

[Drew]

That's what I say. All my collagen in my fat. I'm gonna be gorgeous until I'm 60.

[Kai]

You, like, don't have fat.

[Inya]

All of y' all who allowed yourselves to go into a dermatologist or whatever, the esthetician's office, and let them cut your baby fat off your face like prosciutto. That's crazy.

[Drew]

Don't do that.

[Inya]

Why would you do that?

[Drew]

I still want to get it, but I'm not gonna get it. It.

[Inya]

I also live in the world of, like. I, at this point, have avoided any sort of cosmetic thing ever. So I'm just. I'm never. I'm. So what did I do.

[Drew]

No, I'm just trying to start rumors. I just love. I love, like, being like, Inya's on Ozempic and she got plastic surgery.

[Inya]

Dude, when I first went in for my, like, third nose job, it was gnarly. That was when I was like, I have to cut it.

[Drew]

That was Michael Jackson. Oh, what? What's the deal with Michael Jackson and Pepsi? Like, I know I probably know what it is, but, like, everyone's talking about it and it's not ringing any bells, so I need someone to tell me what it is.

[Inya]

He didn't want to do a Pepsi deal. He agreed to it because it was a bunch of money. I'm pretty sure it was this whole thing within his team. His team was like, you should do it, whatever. And that was around the time, I think he was also partnering with fucking Disney and shit. And on the set, pyrotechnics went wrong and he got burned. Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

I did not know that.

[Inya]

That. Did you actually not know that?

[Drew]

I did not know that.

[Inya]

That's why in, like, south park and they would always, like, burn him because he was literally a burn victim.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Inya]

Hey, listen, like I've been saying, a little bit of sweet, a little bit of Sour Ex, you do wrong, you might get for the next eight seasons,

[Drew]

yin and yang, fore. How much good you have, bad will follow. It'll always balance out.

[Inya]

And that's why he had to get burned.

[Drew]

But Pepsi's like, fucking everybody up. They got Kendall Kardashian too.

[Kai]

You're stand up. This is like a glimpse into a parallel universe where you do stand up

[Drew]

comedy, fucking everybody up. They got Kendall Kardashian stand up comedy

[Inya]

and a heckler front and center. Who's. I was gonna say on a Vyvans, but I think if I was on a Vyvans at a comedy show, I would kill myself.

[Drew]

This would be my standard. What's your job?

[Kai]

I work in. I make podcasts.

[Drew]

What are you in front of the camera or behind the camera? Please tell me. Behind the camera.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm behind the camera. Not even a joke.

[Drew]

That's all comedy is nowadays. It's just fucking crowd work. The people are telling the truth because

[Inya]

we're going through literally, like, we're watching the deterioration of, like, deterioration, deterioration. Did I say it right the first time?

[Kai]

Deterioration.

[Inya]

I did. I did. I think. I think the word coming out of my mouth just scared me. I scared myself. But we're watching the full decline of every social skill imaginable because people are Getting all of their social interactions from the comfort of their home. So comedy landing now in a crowd workspace makes sense because people cannot believe that there is a human who can go outside and not only stand on a stage, but stand on. Stand on business and have a back and forth that would make you laugh. It's like, I thought they only did that in the movies. Like, people can't believe it anymore.

[Kai]

You know, there's the thing where all animals evolve the camera back to us.

[Drew]

You know how there's that thing with all the animals and they evolve off.

[Inya]

Wait, put the camera back on and slap him. I'll hold your mic. Cut the camera. Wait, no. Do we show the slap? Just cut the camera. Slap him though.

[Drew]

We'll show the slap.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

What were you saying?

[Inya]

Cut. Yeah, animals. No, we want to hear from you.

[Kai]

Doesn't matter.

[Inya]

See, this is the problem. Every time. Every time we ask speak, he's like, I don't want to speak. And then he wonders why, like, this isn't normal.

[Kai]

It's not normal.

[Drew]

Such a drama clean, bro.

[Kai]

I'm not being dramatic. It's not normal to get hit.

[Drew]

Is it normal to be a. At work?

[Kai]

All right, that was good. You know, all. All animals evolve to crab form.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kai]

I have a theory that all media is just evolving to turning into a podcast. Like, that's why. What's happening to the.

[Inya]

Yeah, I mean, even with like. And not to call you out. I love you so much. I think intaking literature in general is especially right now, a feat. But that's how I feel about how, like, now most books are consumed via audiobooks.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[Inya]

Like, even that is, like, that is a sign of your theory being true. Because you can sit at your desk in pure, unadulterated silence and agony, raking your brain for a story, typing it out. Out. All for you to get the publishing thing. And then you have to end up going into a podcast studio probably and just reading it out loud.

[Drew]

No, I mean, I love an audiobook. I'm not gonna lie.

[Inya]

I know, I know, I know. I mean, I. I do too. Like, John, that's realist books. And it is nice. There are a lot of times where it is nice to hear an author read something, especially like if it's personal. Yeah. And there it changes a lot. So no hate to that. But that was just like. But that's why I started with like, no hate.

[Kai]

Also, I used to drive a lot and I would read Sapphic literature while driving. And then.

[Inya]

What's your favorite so you didn't believe it. It deserved the attention of you sat down somewhere and giving it your all. You believed it was only worthwhile to dull the silence of self isolation in your brain while driving.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

The existential dread that I feel in Los Angeles traffic.

[Drew]

I'm in la, dirtbag. I wear chrome hearts.

[Kai]

That was literally sexy.

[Inya]

And you don't. What?

[Drew]

Give a period.

[Kai]

But yeah, now I listen to Sapphic audiobooks while I drive. It's safer.

[Drew]

Instead of reading it, like, in the

[Kai]

corner of your eye, I listen to it with my windows rolled down.

[Inya]

Why don't you just.

[Drew]

With your, like, foot up.

[Inya]

I am a nuisance about the volume of my music and I do have my windows down all the time, so you should do the Sapphic thing.

[Kai]

I do. I park in front of Tenants in the trees at 3:00pm

[Inya]

At 3:00pm oh,

[Kai]

Drew's, like, device from the future fell off of his phone that he got. Wait, so did you get the mount for this thing before the device came?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Drew]

But I ordered a bundle and this piece came first. But I'm not 100% sure if the second piece is going to come. No, I know the last thing I have to talk about, and I'll be the one brave enough to say it. Leave Addison Rae alone. She was drunk in front of one of her idols. No one was fucking dancing at the Abbey, and she was excited and trying to get everyone to move their fucking body instead of recording the goddamn Sex Met. So I am just like, let Addison be drunk and excited to be around Madonna and try to hype up the crowd.

[Inya]

Not only that, though, but I actually did see a TikTok from somebody who claims to have been present that night. And they said he was talking about, like, how he hates how quickly a narrative can get spun out of control. Because in reality, me too. Yes, yes, she did grab the mic, but she grabbed it for a second too, to, like, I think, agree with Addison and be like, yeah, why are you. Stop filming. Put your phones down. And she gave the mic back to Addison. And Addison had it for, like, the rest of the time until Addison decided to put it down. And he was just like, nobody posted that part. So, like, that part, that part. It's always that.

[Drew]

It's always that part. The narrative gets spun.

[Inya]

Right?

[Drew]

Careful, careful.

[Inya]

Me to Charlotte's Web. Careful, careful. Because she's about to.

[Drew]

Oh, should we watch that?

[Inya]

I would love to. I watched it recently. It literally felt like a warm kiss. We could do a fire.

[Drew]

Yeah, we'll. We'll do a Fire and watch Charlotte's Web. I don't know if I can step foot in that living room. Actually.

[Inya]

No, Come on, we'll make out. I. I get that. I get that. We could do it in your room. We can start a fire in your room.

[Drew]

Yeah, let's start a bonfire in my room.

[Inya]

Let's just try something new. Everyone's so scared of trying something new. Start a fucking fire in your room right now.

[Drew]

Burn it down. Yeah, but actually, like, start burning down warehouses at the jobs you work at.

[Inya]

Burn it.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

Media, hey. Hey, Media. Hey.

[Drew]

Okay. Inyen Josiah showed me Tinder Lover by Babyface.

[Inya]

Ah, so good.

[Drew]

Big on that song. NL slash Kelly, Untitled 9, jump style and Surrender by Suicide.

[Inya]

Oh, that song is so good.

[Drew]

Maybe Music Baby by Jane Remover. Actually, not maybe how to Teleport.

[Inya]

Mine is Wild and Alone featuring Pink Penthris by FKA Twigs. Corrupted, Kodak Black, Run to Me, bee Gees and NY Survivor. Randy and the Goats. Hey, Randy and the LeBron James.

[Drew]

Oh my God, that was so sexy.

[Inya]

Did I eat?

[Drew]

What movies have we watched?

[Inya]

Oh, wait, what movies have I watched?

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Inya]

That is such a good question. I don't think I've been watching movies.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, I haven't seen any since two weeks ago.

[Inya]

Yeah, I've been. I was like on a crazy movie kick and then I kind of fell off. I am rewatching Adventure Time because now it's been long enough where I can like, find it. Endearing and sweet. It's so good. I love. I love, like, that era of cartoons that were like, meant to land in the hands of somebody as young as like 6 upwards to even like 14, 15.

[Kai]

I was gonna say 35, but I

[Inya]

mean, yeah, I did.

[Kai]

It did.

[Inya]

That's how broad of a spectrum Adventure Time crossed. Whatever. All right, Love you guys. Be safe.

[Drew]

Peace and love, unity and respect. Come to our LA show on May 9th. If you're in the greater Los Angeles or Los Angeles area. Yeah. Also shout out Carl with a K.

[Inya]

Oh, wait, did we catch that?

[Drew]

Us to take media more seriously. He said we listen to that. So do it Challenge.

[Inya]

Yeah. Cuz we. I do want to clarify. That was the first thing we said when we got in the studio, but it didn't catch on my.

[Drew]

No, I think we caught it.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

Yeah, we caught it.

[Inya]

Bye Bye.

[Drew]

Sad I Heart podcast.

[Inya]

Guaranteed human.