we lost everything

Summary

Emergency Intercom Podcast Summary
Episode: "We Lost Everything"
Release Date: November 29, 2024

Hosts: Enya Umanzor (India) & Drew Phillips
Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast where Enya and Drew tackle various personal and societal topics with humor and candid conversations.

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1. Theft and Hair Loss Shenanigans (02:05 - 04:06)

The episode kicks off with a humorous yet exaggerated scenario where both hosts claim that "something" has been stolen from them. This leads to a playful exchange about hair loss, where India mentions she intended to make wigs for cancer patients, only to have her hair "stolen." Drew jests, “Thank God they stole it because you look so much better” (02:31), sparking a flurry of jokes about appearances and attention on social media.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew (02:31): “Thank God they stole it because you look so much better.”
• India (02:46): “So you let me be ugly for two years?”

2. The Chaotic Kitchen and TV Troubles (04:06 - 07:09)

The conversation shifts to their living situation, describing their set being "trapped in the car" and the kitchen's messiness, highlighted by "rotten watermelon juice" in the corner (04:40). This segues into a discussion about their aging TV, with Drew clarifying, “That is not our fucking TV in that video” (06:30). They debate the merits of upgrading their television, blending humor with relatable frustrations about household electronics.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew (06:30): “That is not our fucking TV in that video.”
• India (07:23): “I would buy a new TV every single year.”

3. Football, Concussions, and Mental Health (07:09 - 10:15)

India delves into the darker side of football, discussing the high rates of depression and CTE among players. She shares her personal experience with a concussion, describing symptoms like constant headaches and feeling "dissociated" (07:58). The hosts critique the NFL’s handling of player health, arguing that superficial solutions like helmet covers are ineffective compared to the real mental health crises players face.

Notable Quotes:

• India (07:58): “I have a constant headache. I just felt dazed and confused.”
• India (09:39): “Football is exactly what God intended man to do. Like to beat each other up.”

4. Stationery Obsessions and Copics (10:15 - 13:37)

Transitioning to lighter topics, the hosts discuss their love for stationery, specifically Copic markers. India laments her inability to use her expensive markers without damaging them, stating, “Those copic markers will literally stay juicy as fuck because I don't use them at all” (12:16). Drew echoes similar sentiments, highlighting their shared upbringing that instilled a sense of value and care for possessions.

Notable Quotes:

• India (12:16): “I have low key, like they are better than copics.”
• Drew (12:24): “They made us either work for our thing or it was like a luxury thing.”

5. Thanksgiving, Food Cravings, and Culinary Disasters (13:37 - 22:17)

The hosts venture into Thanksgiving traditions, expressing concern that their generation is losing touch with established customs. They joke about their cravings for specific foods like Crumble Cookies and pecan pies, contrasting these with their disdain for heavily dyed or poorly made treats. India reminisces about her dad’s friend Ladell making pecan pies, highlighting a cherished family tradition (20:15).

Notable Quotes:

• India (19:42): “That looks like a poo poo platter. Like it literally looks like a diarrhea shit.”
• India (20:15): “She would collect all the pecans and then make a bunch of pies and give them out to all her friends and family.”

6. AI, Internet Culture, and Social Media Faux Pas (26:00 - 38:35)

A significant portion of the episode explores the impact of AI on internet culture. India recounts an incident where her father unknowingly followed an AI-generated persona, highlighting the blurred lines between reality and digital creations (26:27). The discussion expands to the rise of meme culture and the nostalgia for past platforms like Vine, lamenting the loss of authentic teenage counterculture.

Notable Quotes:

• India (26:27): “There was this girl on his feed that popped up, like, three times. And I was like, dad, who the fuck is that?”
• Drew (24:05): “It reminds me of when we were growing up in Vine.”

7. Personal Anecdotes: Concussion and Emotional Turmoil (34:00 - 47:00)

India shares a personal and vulnerable story about suffering a concussion after colliding with a doorframe. She describes the fear and confusion that ensued, including a meltdown and the emotional impact it had on her and Drew (34:25). This segment delves into their mental health struggles, coping mechanisms, and the challenges of dealing with physical injuries and their aftermath.

Notable Quotes:

• India (34:01): “I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a doorframe.”
• Drew (34:59): “I don't take it seriously from myself.”

8. Receipts, Personal Hygiene, and Daily Annoyances (45:31 - 50:00)

The banter continues with discussions about mundane yet relatable topics like the annoyance of receipts, personal hygiene quirks, and trivial frustrations. India vents about disliking receipts, deeming them "a vile, toxic piece of paper" (45:31), while Drew humorously laments his struggles with mic hygiene and personal insecurities.

Notable Quotes:

• India (45:31): “Stop asking me if I want a receipt. I know it’s your job.”
• Drew (46:35): “Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my oochie smell.”

9. The Pet Spider Saga (50:00 - 51:21)

India recounts her brief bond with a pet spider that lived in their kitchen, explaining how the spider helped eradicate fruit flies. She shares the emotional distress caused when a professional cleaner removed the spider, equating the loss to that of a beloved pet (50:36). Drew empathizes, suggesting that India needs an animal companion to navigate dark times.

Notable Quotes:

• India (50:36): “I actually cried. I literally shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn pet spider.”
• Drew (51:21): “You need an animal or something in your life, bro.”

10. Closing Thoughts and Final Banter (51:21 - 65:28)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts engage in rapid-fire exchanges covering a spectrum of topics from problematic behaviors, movie references, to quirky social media interactions. India expresses frustration over procrastination and mental blocks, while Drew discusses his sleep struggles and lingering paranoia. Their conversation culminates in a humorous critique of mainstream media and a final string of playful cursing before signing off.

Notable Quotes:

• India (56:46): “Receipts, actually, literally, receipts.”
• Drew (62:22): “Wicked has definitely tamed the minds.”

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Conclusion

In "We Lost Everything," Enya and Drew navigate a labyrinth of humorous and heartfelt conversations, touching on personal mishaps, societal issues, and nostalgic reflections on technology and culture. Their candidness, paired with sharp wit, provides listeners with both laughter and moments of introspection. The episode seamlessly blends everyday annoyances with deeper discussions on mental health and the evolving landscape of internet culture, making it a relatable and engaging listen.

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Timestamps

• 02:05 - Introduction to theft scenario
• 02:31 - Drew on stolen hair
• 02:46 - India's comeback
• 04:06 - Description of their set and kitchen
• 04:40 - Rotten watermelon juice incident
• 06:30 - Clarification about their TV
• 07:09 - Discussion on football and CTE
• 07:58 - India's concussion experience
• 10:15 - Stationery talk
• 12:16 - Copics discussion
• 13:37 - Thanksgiving and food cravings
• 19:42 - Critique of food presentation
• 20:15 - Pecan pies memory
• 26:27 - AI and fake social media accounts
• 34:01 - India’s concussion story
• 34:59 - Drew on taking care of the sick
• 45:31 - Annoyance with receipts
• 50:36 - Pet spider story
• 56:46 - Receipts and hygiene banter
• 62:22 - Media and cultural references
• 65:28 - Final banter and sign-off

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This summary captures the essence of "We Lost Everything," highlighting the key discussions and memorable quotes from Enya and Drew. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to Emergency Intercom, this episode offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful commentary.

Transcript

[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

They stole all our. Y'all haven't even seen Drew. You haven't even seen Drew. They stole something from Drew. They stole Whoever took all our. Please bring back Drew.

[India]

I was going to make wigs out of it for cancer patients and they stole it from.

[Drew]

They took it like I don't.

[India]

Two years of growth.

[Drew]

Hold my hand. You like? Thank God they stole it because you look so much better. You used to look like I had to get that off my chest. I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm saying it's good they stole your hair cuz now you're sexy.

[India]

So you let me be ugly for two years?

[Drew]

Well, yeah, cuz now your hair looks healthy and you're mogging me.

[India]

I'm mogging all over. In your.

[Drew]

Like, the thing is, like, of I always think Drew is hot, but there is something so nice. Because there was a time, remember, when all the comments were like, drew is so sexy. Drew is so sexy. I'm right fucking here. It made me feel like when I was with my sister at school again. But recently I've been the sexy one. But now, like, I have to fight with you for comments. Okay, see, then you do something.

[India]

That part. Oh, well, y'all thought that it was just a little haircut. Y'all thought I chopped everything off, right?

[Drew]

So, babe, babe, go show them. I need that to see, like, what I'm staring at. Like, I can't believe this is what we do. Like, my parents literally, like, risk their lives to come to this country, and this is what I do with the life they gave me. Are you farting your little farting girl? True. You look so good. You're my little angel, baby. I love you, baby. That's how I'm gonna start talking to you. Oh, this is kind of a vibe.

[India]

Like, I don't know if I ever.

[Drew]

Want to sit on a chair ever again. Like, sitting on the floor is kind of fun.

[India]

Our set is in the car. Yeah. No, it's literally trapped in the car. As we transported it for something very extra special. Something super coming. Very. But we were just too lazy to bring it up the stairs. And we were thought, oh, you know, it might be fun to just sit on the floor of our nasty kitchen. I barely vacuumed. I mean, if you can see in the corner behind India, there is rotten watermelon juice. Because in you make watermelon watermelon juice.

[Drew]

It's a rotten creation. Smoothie before I realize that juices ferment. And then I learned from tick tock that you're supposed to use a little needle to pop the air so it has a explode all over you. And one time I was like, I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna clean the out of this fridge. And I juice in the back. And I was like, ill. This is going to stink. Thank God I didn't put my face near. I had my face like this because I thought it was going to sneak.

[India]

Oh, that literally would have given you brain eating amoebas.

[Drew]

It looked like the episode or not episode. You know what it looked like the scene with Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street. That's literally what that juice did to our kitchen. Like it shot up at the ceiling and went down this way and fell.

[India]

It literally coated our entire kitchen in rotten watermelon juice. Like, it was crazy. It was a bad vi. But, yeah, so there's that in the corner. It's a rotten pile that we missed that we just said, you know what? Keep it. But.

[Drew]

Well, it's. Because it's, like, classic. When you spill something, it's. I'm getting the big portions out and whatever is left. What doesn't kill me makes me fucking. Like, I'm not picking all. It's. I. Do you ever clean up broken glass and you get kind of lazy at the end, like, oh.

[India]

And I just, like.

[Drew]

I'm just like, if I step on that, like, it'll be.

[India]

It'll do good for me, honestly. I'll learn a lesson later just for future Drew to figure out. No. Like, when we were breaking that tv, there were shards of glass that broke all over the floor. No. What? No, no, no. About. Oh. And I sat there and picked every single one of them up because I was like, oh, what if aul, like, thinks this is a toy and plays with it? But there were these, like, microscopic, like, tiny little shards of, like, plexiglass or some that, like, I literally. I'm not kidding. I just cleaned up with the bottom of my feet. I was just like, I just pick these up and, like, rub them my skin like fiberglass.

[Drew]

Also, I feel like we need to clarify. That is not our fucking TV in that video. Josie got that TV from the Greer budget for, like, 40 bucks off of Facebook market because I saw someone being like, oh, my God, they really do just have money like that. I want to clarify. Yes, we are very privileged. I live an awesome life. We have had the same TV for six years.

[India]

I've been begging, begging to buy a new one.

[Drew]

I don't think getting a new TV. Like, all the TVs do the same shit, like, at a sound bar, so that the base is crazy. Because I will say we destroyed the speakers on our TV when we have friends over and we're trying to, like, set a vibe and put music on the tv literally sounds like. Like, it sounds like you're in a teenager's car. Like, in a teenager's Nissan when you.

[India]

Put the volume too much on vibrating the trunk.

[Drew]

But, yeah, I just want to clarify that. I just don't like you. Can't you kind of tell me on a new.

[India]

I love new TVs. If I could, I would buy a new TV every single year, because I.

[Drew]

Think It's a very man thing.

[India]

It truly is. It's like it's a very straight thing. They can. Of course I'm straight, but like it's, it's probably. Yeah.

[Drew]

This just goes to prove for all the deniers is like I love TV. You have all the Grinder elegance.

[India]

I love TVs and basketball.

[Drew]

I love the straight man lives on.

[India]

Yeah, I love TVs and basketball. I will not touch football because quite honestly that's the gayest sport there is. But we don't have to get into that. We've talked about that a hundred times.

[Drew]

Football is also just crazy because it's like all sports have danger to it, but like football and ufc, wrestling and shit. I am so sorry.

[India]

The way I felt after my concussion like for like five days after. I swear to God, if they're getting a concussion a night like no wonder all of them like kill their wives. I mean I'm sorry, that's like really dark sided to say. But like there's like I felt so crazy and out of it for like a week after that. And like literally like I had a constant headache. I just felt dazed and confused and like I just felt off. Like I felt like I was viewing life from. Like I felt dissociated. Like I was viewing life or depersonalized.

[Drew]

What is the. I mean I doubt football creates a space where there is like a lot of conversation around mental health, but I wonder what the.

[India]

Oh it's getting.

[Drew]

The rates of like depression and suicide.

[India]

Are Football players, it's, it's sky high.

[Drew]

Because I feel a lot of them also really addicted to gambling and all that other shit.

[India]

And I feel like all addicted to painkillers because the NFL like would supply all these players with painkillers. Like Tom Brady, I think or no, Aaron Rodgers like played of the best games of his life high on Percocet because he like broke his arm or some. And they were like, no, we need you. So they like put him back out there never.

[Drew]

I know get up there and do that one, two step with perk in her system.

[India]

But yeah, the, the depression rates post like their careers are really gnarly and all of them have like fucking dementia and CTE and like what, what drives me insane is I'm like there are so many like for these players to like not get cte. Like they invented this new thing with like a helmet cover and it looks fucking stupid, but like it stops people from getting a concussion every goddamn game. But they don't wear them because they look Dumb. And I'm like, okay, like, you either.

[Drew]

Look cool now football players already look fucking dumb like that in your mouth. And the helmet combo is kind of crazy. Like you're already looking like you're doing something that God never intended for you to be doing. So put the goddamn picture.

[India]

I would argue that football is exactly what God intended man to do. Like to beat each other up. Like, because I mean, we've been doing that shit for like millennia, like thousands and thousands of years.

[Drew]

Well, it's just like that Coliseums.

[India]

We would just kill each other. That's fucking crazy. We would kill each other for sport. And now I lay in bed with the anxiety of a person being hunted. Like it's crazy. Like it's epigenetic. It's like in my DNA to be anxious.

[Drew]

Wait, that reminds me of something I wrote down. Oh, that like, reminds me of earlier today. I was watching this person review pens that they like, and I was like, oh, stationery just does something to me. And I'm like, it literally feels like. It feels like how my brain feels when I see green. And it's like my body begging me to go back to the forest, to tradition. That's how I feel about like analog stationary items.

[India]

I'm like, like a good collection of like those Stedler highlighters. Like, oh yeah, like the pastel.

[Drew]

But then I. I don't use that.

[India]

I know. I buy it and then it just sits on my desk, very organized.

[Drew]

Like, I will say the pens I own right now, like, I've had pens for the first time run out of ink in the past year, which is crazy. It's like getting through to the copics.

[India]

The copic markers I bought 10 years ago are still, still kicking. Because I. I don't know, like, for those that don't know, I'm sure a lot of you do know. Copics are like the holy grail of marker. I'm pretty sure they'd be bendy throned recently by like ohuhu or whatever. Because it's like, it's literally just like a topic marker, but like a fraction of the cost. And we have them and like low key, like they are better than copics.

[Drew]

But anyways, that's the gag is copic was never that good.

[India]

It was never gagging the girl.

[Drew]

It was copic. And then what was the clay? Because me and Drew both grew up watching like stationary. Cremo.

[India]

No, Fimo. Fimo.

[Drew]

Oh, F I M O. Yeah, I thought you said primo.

[India]

But those copic markers I bought literally a Decade ago are still juicy as fuck. Because there is something in my brain that like literally will not let me use them because they cost so much. And that's like. That is like an actual problem in my day to day life. Like if I buy something expensive, I will literally just not open it for like a week at a time because I don't want to like fuck it up. Like it's crazy. I've gotten better about it recently though. But those copic markers will literally stay juicy as fuck because I don't use them at all.

[Drew]

Well, also like it. I. I feel like we both do that and it's because our parents raised us correctly and they taught us to.

[India]

They made us buy our.

[Drew]

Yeah, they made us either like work for our thing. You had to wait for it or it was like a luxury thing. Because I'm looking at these FIMO clays. I. To me a who got on YouTube and had female clays of every color.

[India]

Don't even pull with like the drawers with the drawers.

[Drew]

Dam you like, to me, that was. I didn't grow up watching the Kardashians and shit, but that is how I assume people felt about the Kardashians when they would watch and be like, damn, this is just wealth. That to me was wealth. And that is why we need to go back. We need to go back. No more Stanley Cups and stuff. No.

[India]

Also, didn't Stanley like donate to 2025 Project 2025. I'm not kidding. I think I saw actually, you know, I. This could be like crazy misinformation, but I was scrolling on TikTok and I saw a tick tock live of a girl writing down all of the names donated to a Project 2025. And they got to the S's and they wrote Stanley. And I was like, I mean it makes sense because Stanley was originally like a working man's brand. Like the OG Stanley Caller.

[Drew]

Like middle of America.

[India]

I don't know. That could be misinformation. So throw your Stanley's away, you freak bitches. Actually, I don't give a fudge. Keep them and drink them. Like, I mean we all have lead poisoning at this point.

[Drew]

Like, we're all bad.

[India]

We're all.

[Drew]

It is done. And I've been thinking about that recently and it's been pushing me to really new bounds of my brain's limits that I feel like this next year is my last year to live. Like, I'm literally.

[India]

Oh babe, me too.

[Drew]

Living like I'm being like hunted like you said. Like, but I'M not playing every day. I went from somebody, and this is going to sound so ridiculous. I went from somebody who. Waking up at 11. For me, that's a good day. I'm like, I just.

[India]

I just cooked.

[Drew]

I. I woke up today at 8:20, and I was like, God damn it. I wasted two hours. Goddamn it. I wasted two hours where I could have been working. Because next year, like, everything's going to end. Like, that is. I've been waking up every day not because I want to, but I have the anxiety of a woman who has, like, a red laser pointer in her, like, peeking through her windows every night.

[India]

Like, yeah, wait one second. I gotta grab something. Damn. Well, I can't shout out who did this. We'll put it on the screen. But someone on Tick Tock drew up a million pictures of me.

[Drew]

It looks so awesome. I was saying to Drew, like, it is so crazy how many of y'all are so talented and this is what it gets put towards. But honestly, it's amazing and it's perfect. Oh, you're kicking the cloud box. Make sure the speaker is fine. Well, I'm a bit fearful that Thanksgiving tradition, we are going to lose it with our generation.

[India]

Like, no, we're not.

[Drew]

Like, our generation is not getting married. We're not having kids. We can't get houses. Like, where's all the tradition? We don't have tradition anymore. We can't go.

[India]

This is the tradition.

[Drew]

Yeah, this is it. Because I was genuinely thinking. I was like, I don't go home for Thanksgiving anymore because we gave girls.

[India]

Too many rights, period.

[Drew]

And. And that's why. And that's why I'm saying next year is going to be amazing. And that's why I'm saying.

[India]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, my.

[India]

Oh, my God. It's not even, like, funny anymore.

[Drew]

Like, every time we joke about it, I'm like, right, Right.

[India]

Hey, guys. We wanted to take a quick break to thank one of our sponsors, Shipstation, y'all. Last year, we had a full set. We were sitting in front of a beautiful fireplace in our beautiful pajamas, and everything just seemed to be going right. And now we're sitting on this dingy, nasty kitchen floor covered in rotten fruit. But at least we have Shipstation.

[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

Is going to fall off so all.

[India]

The already had a major. It's flopping. It's actively flopping right now. And you know how? I know why? Because Crumble cookie. Oh my God y'all. I have been craving, craving crumble cookie for literally months now. Like I've been wanting it so bad. And then every week they release the nastiest goddamn cookies I've ever seen. And I'm like, I will not be spending my money on that.

[Drew]

The holiday season brings out the nastiest baby bakers. Like the traditional.

[India]

I do not need to be eating black food dye. I'm sorry. Like stop putting it in the Halloween cookies. Like purple food dye tastes like dick and balls. Like it's so gross. Like you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Drew]

Even like swear I want a cranberry butter milk biscuit cookie. Like to me that actually sounds good as that sounds disgusting. But I am like so anti pie and fruits being mingled with my sweets. Like I don't want. Ew. It literally. It's like discharge fucking cake.

[India]

Like I was gonna say that's how.

[Drew]

I know charge cake. It's literally just like a little gushy, a little wet.

[India]

Like that's how I know Thanksgiving is flopping because crumble. I went to go get some and they only have fucking pies. Like are you out of your goddamn mind? God forsaken mine. Like oh my God. And one of them literally does look like a poo poo platter. Like it literally looks like a diarrhea shit.

[Drew]

What's the one pie like butter pe that you can't get me with that. I just didn't grow up in a pie household. Like Miami, it wasn't like a pie place. I never heard of no were bringing pies out any holiday.

[India]

One of my dad's best friends shout out Ladell, she would make pecan pies from pecans. Cuz we lived in an area where pecan trees grew. So she would collect all of the pecans and then make a bunch of pies and give them out to all her friends and family. That shit. I actually need to hit her up because that was literally like my most favorite thing about this time of year.

[Drew]

I mean this time of year for me is like tamales. Like my. My like aunt aunt. How I was gonna say my tia, but that sounds so like Ashley Trevino of me to just like is that the.

[India]

Is that the pumpkin spice latte or.

[Drew]

That girl at the Ashley Trevino is this girl. Like it's gonna maybe gag a few people that I know who the this is. But I'm like, she's.

[India]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Every time I say just a single Spanish word, that's who I feel like like me thinking I'm no. Like I'm not no sabo. And I'm never beating the no sabo.

[India]

Kid, I'm not beating the. No, but I. Oh, what was I gonna say? What was I gonna say, damn it.

[Drew]

About the pecan pies?

[India]

No, it was about a tick tock. Oh, y'all, there is that. I think the greatest video ever happened on the Internet recently. Like, it's truly like I watch it over and over again. Like, y'all know that picture of India in the backseat of the car at like one of the videos we made on Joshia's channel. When she's like. Like she looks up, y'all, I can even think about it and start crying laughing. That picture, I don't know how.

[Drew]

And I've tried to make that face for you a lot because you love that picture. But I can't do it.

[India]

It was just like, it makes me me cry laughing, even thinking about it when let alone seeing it. If it just pops up on my feed, I cry laughing at that picture. It is one of the greatest photos of Anya of all time.

[Drew]

That photo to you brings like the same amount of joy as like Wicked does to Trisha Paytas.

[India]

Yeah, exactly.

[Drew]

Like it's the equivalent for you.

[India]

Exactly. Or El Faba, the British girl. But anyways, the way they feel about.

[Drew]

Getting the role is how you feel about the picture. Me?

[India]

Exactly. But I. Oh my God, y'all, this video brings me the same amount of joy. It is this girl at like a traditional, like, Hawaiian luau. Like the white girl. Yes. And she's like vibing. She's living life. She meant no harm by it. And like, I think that's why it's so funny to me is because it is so pure and it's just like, purely, just like, it's just funny. Like it's just like, I don't know, like, it just freaks me out. We'll play it here. But her scream is like, in her look around for like, approval is like so good. And I don't know, I just like moments like that make me think everything's going to be okay. Like, moments of like, where we can all watch something and be like, oh, I don't. You shouldn't have done that. But it's like we can all laugh with it. I don't know.

[Drew]

I know what you mean. Because it is just like, like, like something about.

[India]

Like she was feeling herself.

[Drew]

Something about white women when they're experiencing culture, like they cannot believe it, dude.

[India]

Like, it really is like, like, just like asking, like, just like using the language.

[Drew]

It's like the same thing as like a woman with a one year Streak on Duolingo. Going to Mexico for the first time. Like, you're not gonna meet someone happier than that woman in that moment. Like, ordering for everybody at the table restaurant. It is so funny. I thought you were going to say the meme. The. Damn, I forgot.

[India]

Oh, that.

[Drew]

That's really good. None.

[India]

Nope.

[Drew]

None. One.

[India]

Nope.

[Drew]

There is none.

[India]

And ies. Damn, I forgot. Let me.

[Drew]

And it's really scary. And also there's something about, like, there's something unraveling with Internet culture right now. Like. Like, it's. It reminds me of when we were growing up in Vine. So, like, vine, when it started was this platform and there were people who were our age right now. So were there. There were people who were like 23 to 25 making content, like, whether it was like a king batch or like a Lele Pons, who probably aren't that much older than us, but that's where they land in age range from my head. And they were making that kind of content that was popular with other adults. We are seeing that with AI, if that makes sense. Like, AI is used so much by older people to make dead serious things of, like, this is what the earth is going to look like in 20 years and all this shit. But we're seeing the counterculture of that being like Stan culture, making funny memes with it and just abusing it in the dumbest ways. And it makes me miss being a teenager, a part of counterculture.

[India]

Because it's a lovely thing to be a teenager right now.

[Drew]

Yeah, it is. Like, it's always so nice.

[India]

It's so fun for me personally to be a part of that as a teenager.

[Drew]

Oh, I. Sorry, I forget your 18.

[India]

Damn, I forgot that. We'll insert that video to what Enya was referencing. Literally fucking iconic. Like, truly.

[Drew]

But it is really scary, like, what people can make. But then I think about the shit we were photoshopping.

[India]

Like, I, James Charles and White Face. We gave him a platform in a career. And I don't think I'll ever forget myself for that.

[Drew]

I don't think. I wonder.

[India]

I will say.

[Drew]

And he's like. He's like, damn them. Or if now he looks back at that and he's like, that's funny.

[India]

There's some tea there. But the greatest or no, no, I will say. I hate to say it, but I love his car review series. He like, reviews.

[Drew]

That's like the straight man and you coming out.

[India]

And he's good at it too. Like, he's good at it, unfortunately. And I have to give Flowers where flowers are due.

[Drew]

I just don't really care about things like that. But I also. Like, what do I really watch on my phone? I can't tell you. Actually, I can tell you because the other day, I had a phenomenon.

[India]

Wait, before we move on, can I say this AI thing while we're on topic? Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Hold on to that and sit with that.

[India]

What I was going to say regarding AI is I was on FaceTime with my parents, and my mom was just showing my dad's Instagram feed, and he was scrolling through it, and, like, there was this girl on his feed that popped up, like, three times. And I was like, dad, who the fuck is that and why are you watching that? And this was the video I saw. And I was like, dad, the fake girl. What is this? This is an entire account of a girl. AI girl with big knockers bouncing around and, like, it's all, AI not real. And it has. Has 8,000 followers. And my dad fully thought it was real. So there are other people that think that's fucking real, and it's probably an entire market. And what's that one girl that was with little Michaela. Little Michaela, like, she fell off after that photo with Epstein came out. Like, let's talk about that. Like, little Michaela with Epstein. Like, come on now. But she fell the fuck off after, like, AI came out. But, yeah, that literally just like.

[Drew]

Well, because the novelty of Lil Michaela got boring as fuck once everybody could 3D render, like, anything. Yeah, I'm trying this side part vibe, and I don't know if I like it. Y'all tell me what you think.

[India]

Like, you don't want their opinions. That's why I haven't asked a single question about my haircut. Because I know. I know what they're gonna say. But I would also hate, hate for my name to be Nina right now.

[Drew]

Nina. Just literally just vote somebody whose name Nina needs to run for, like, high school president or wherever the it is. Like, valid. Victor, Valedictorian, whatever the it is. We didn't do that at my school. I don't think we did that at my school, but maybe we did, and I just didn't know. But we didn't do any kind of.

[India]

I ran for class president and didn't win, and I made custom pencils that I gave out.

[Drew]

That's con.

[India]

Oh, yeah. And I ran, and I.

[Drew]

Because you wanted it too bad they knew.

[India]

Exactly, exactly.

[Drew]

You have to be kind of nonchalant. Like, I feel like only the kids who were kind of, like.

[India]

Like, I wanted so bad. And then that was a very pivotal moment in my life where I fiended for attention more and wanted even more what I couldn't have. And now it created.

[Drew]

You're. You're an empty pit. You're a void.

[India]

I'm a. I'm a void of a person.

[Drew]

But, yeah, your hole is kind of an empty void. Just like, you put so many things. Yeah, you've put so many things in there, it's just not full.

[India]

Yeah, I'm ran through.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

Like, literally, the turds just slide out.

[Drew]

I mean, they quite literally don't.

[India]

Like, why we got to talk about that.

[Drew]

I guess you got. You. You did, like, reverse from being celibate too long. That's probably why you're more dissipated.

[India]

I broke celibacy.

[Drew]

You're disgusting. You, like, actually appall me. I don't know what we're gonna eat for Thanksgiving. By the time this comes out, Thanksgiving is going to be done. And, like, I really don't know what I'm gonna do. I think I'm just gonna, like, chew on my fingernails and get high.

[India]

I mean, fingernails do taste good. I will say. Fingernails and fingernail skin have been tasting, like, a lot better recently.

[Drew]

Oh, they've been too good. Because look at my nails. Yeah, I've been, like, been macking.

[India]

I fully, fully relapsed on the fingernail skin.

[Drew]

But nail biting is, like, one of the worst habits to start with. Like, not drug addiction.

[India]

Heroin. Heroin.

[Drew]

No, no, no. Not. None of that. Like, not drug addiction.

[India]

The gateway drug. Being addicted to alcohol.

[Drew]

Like, it literally is just like. Like, nail biting is the worst. Especially just as anxious people. Like, I would actually know. I guess there's quite literally worse. But we pick at our skin. That's what sucks is we're not. Because I'm not just biting the nails. My skin is getting bit up. I need my. I need my cuticles to look clean. And now my new obsession is the nail clippers, which I actually think I said in an episode already, but I've been really obsessed with, like, cuticle cutters. And that was the worst thing ever, because this is really gross to tell y'all, but my anxiety has been so peaking recently that I have this new obsession with using the cuticle cutters on my toes. And at least twice a month, I have an infected toe.

[India]

Just vote.

[Drew]

Just vote.

[India]

Literally, just vote.

[Drew]

Just vote.

[India]

No, I said. I don't think you heard me, but nail biting is the first gateway drug. They want to say, oh, weed, weed, weed, weed. Weed, weeds.

[Drew]

I love.

[India]

He is nail biting is a first gate way drug. But then you get to vaping or a pacifier maybe.

[Drew]

Yeah, they. They train us.

[India]

Your mother's nipple. That's why I cannot believe that y'all let.

[Drew]

This is very, like, natural. Like, the reason I gravitate towards this is there's something like the divine feminine lives here.

[India]

Yeah. No, literally.

[Drew]

And the te. My babe.

[India]

The divine feminine lives on the way. I cannot believe that y'all let me breastfeed until I was 24 and didn't say a word to me, like, coming out of it. I was, like, really sad that I, like, didn't have my mother's nipple to latch onto in anxious moments. Wait, looking back, I was 24. Most kids stop when they're like 12 months old, 14 months old.

[Drew]

I'm confused. I thought you were 17. Just cut. Just cut. Just vote.

[India]

Just literally just vote.

[Drew]

I was going to say something. I forgot.

[India]

Oh, I didn't even tell them because.

[Drew]

People think we lied about your concussion.

[India]

I was gonna say, yeah, I didn't even tell him about my concussion, but I literally got a concussion in the UK because I was, like, trying to FaceTime Luna and like, Luna, like, asked for me to go.

[Drew]

Fucking conniption. Yeah, we can't have kids. I knew exactly where your brain.

[India]

Yeah, I was, like, freaking the fuck out because my phone wasn't connecting because it was connected to the car that we were driving. And, like, you couldn't see me and she couldn't see me and she was asking for me and I was like, oh, my God. She's, like, not going to think to ask for me again because I'm not showing up there for her when she needs me most, when she's asking for me. So I was freaking the fuck out. And then, like, I did it, like, called her back, like, three more times and it still wasn't connecting. And I was outside of the car, so I was freaking the fuck out and having a meltdown. And then I was just like, walking through the threshold of our fucking wizard's thatch. Nasty fucking gross ass house. And the door frames are literally, like fucking two feet tall. And you have to duck under every single door frame. Well, I just didn't duck down far enough. And I was like, I was basically running at that point. And I ran straight into the doorframe. Fucking rigor mortis. Immediately, like, shaking and dropped everything out of my hand, phone included. And was like. I just was stunned. Like, I literally.

[Drew]

I know. It was like, I feel like I'M a good gauge for if there's danger. And in that moment, I genuinely started freaking out too, because he was holding his head and there was. We don't know if he hit his head on the. The wooden post of the door frame or. I think you hit your head. There's a huge lamp there. That's what I thought you hit your head on because there's this like, sharp metal lamp right there. I thought you hit your head on that and you were holding it and you were like muttering and not getting words out. And I was like, oh, my God, he just split his head open. And I started freaking out and I was like, trying to navigate going outside. And then I heard like, Luna and Steven on the phone. So I picked up the phone. I was like, hi. And I'm like trying to just be normal because I don't want Luna to associate Drew's phone calls with like, because Drew was like screaming and me and him were freaking out. And when I picked up the phone, she did look a little starter. So I was like, oh, my God. Hi, Luna. Luna doesn't give a about.

[India]

She don't play about any. She does not care.

[Drew]

Do.

[India]

Yeah, where's do? Where's do?

[Drew]

I will say our hair being similar was, I think, working on.

[India]

Oh, I didn't tell you. I called her after I got my haircut and she was terrified of me.

[Drew]

Oh, really?

[India]

She was horrified, but she like, warmed up after a second. But she did not care.

[Drew]

I was gonna say cuz I feel like when my hair is like curly and parted in the middle and I get on the ph with Luna, that's when she's the nicest to me if my hair is like pulled back or straight. Luna sees me and she's like, who is that? But yeah, I thought Drew was going to die.

[India]

I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a doorframe. Really embarrassing.

[Drew]

And at first when you were saying concussion, because I grew up in such a lax household about health, I was like, okay, A concussion, like a concussion has never sounded like to me. I'm like, what, you hurt your head, Boo Who? And then I was looking into it because you were like, really dizzy. And I was looking into it on my phone and I was like, oh, my God, a concussion can kill somebody. And then I got really scared to leave Drew alone. And me and Josiah refused to leave Drew alone for the next like 12 hours.

[India]

Cuz I was going to die. I went to sleep and I could have died in my sleep. And who knows quantum immortality. I could have Died in my sleep.

[Drew]

You probably life. Do you like your new life?

[India]

Yeah, honestly, I feel a lot more at peace. The other Enya was a bro. She was so annoying. But this in is like.

[Drew]

I mean, I guess I could still take the compliment part of that.

[India]

Yeah. I mean, you're just, like, so, like. Oh, like.

[Drew]

Like, usually, yeah. But you know what I've been realizing is as we've grown older, I really have just shut the fuck up for the most part.

[India]

Like, that is not true.

[Drew]

Well, not with you, but I mean, in, like, social.

[India]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Like, when we're out at, like, a work event or something, I'm just like.

[India]

Like, right, right. Well, I mean, you literally were laughing at that interpretive dancer.

[Drew]

Guys, okay, we need to talk about this. We need.

[India]

We really. We really need to address it.

[Drew]

Talk about it. Because I was like, y'all are pushing it. But this whole idea that I won't meet beat the mean girl allegations. Look around the room. A lot of people like me. Ho. I'm not actually mean. You might find I'm a pushover and people pleaser, and I'm too nice. Nice. And this whole front I put on for y'all is actually a defense mechanism because I'm tired of never being taken seriously. So when I get on camera in front of other people, I act a certain way, but really I'm a pushover. And most people might find that they could slap me across the face 18 times, and if they said sorry and they started crying, I would feel bad and I would erase the pain, and I would be nice to them. But this.

[India]

This interpretive dancer, like, she killed it. Let me get that out. She was good as great. It was. It was the. The setup for how it happened that was really just bizarre and jarring. So we were all sitting, minding our business, having a dinner, like, chatting up, like, whatever, whatever, whatever. And it was a vibe.

[Drew]

There was no announcement.

[India]

No announcement. Then out of the blue, Sade starts playing in the corners of the room.

[Drew]

Like, loud as fuck. Like, it goes from a normal volume of. I keep saying volume. Like, volume different. Because all I could think about is Josiah making fun of how. But the volume was very normal speaking level. We were all speaking over. I can't remember a single goddamn song that played before that moment.

[India]

And, like, so it blasts over the.

[Drew]

Speakers, and we're like, there is a woman in Somalia.

[India]

And it was just like. It was like, oh, okay. Like, switch up on the vibe. Cool. And then, like, out of the corner of my eyes, I see this girl in the middle of the room, just, like, what I thought, Taking, like, cunty ass.

[Drew]

Yeah. I thought she was getting her IG pics. I was like, purr, she's working.

[India]

Tear down.

[Drew]

Mind you, no one has made an announce. My dumbass is stuck in a conversation. Not stuck in a conversation. I was finally, like, it was a work event dinner. So when you're sat at these dinners, you're usually sat around a few strangers. And you have to get good at socializing. Just talking to new people. I'm not very good at that. It takes me a minute to ease into it, and I was finally easing into it, and I was talking to somebody, getting to know them. We're talking about, like, LA and Spain and, like, Miami, and we're just talking about. We're deep in conversation. At one point, me and him are the only ones still talking. Do you remember that? Because, like, Alex had to be like, something's happening, like, to, like, get everybody to stop talking. So I'm yelling, screaming, this girl's back here. And it looks like she's just getting her photos taken. So I'm like, damn, she's getting her pictures.

[India]

Y'All. She. We literally got flash mobbed with an interpretive solo dance. And, like, I'm sorry. Like, that is just inherently funny. Like, she. She. Again, she was so. She was so fluid. Her movements were amazing. She, like, bodied that song.

[Drew]

You couldn't pay me to learn how to do that because that's something you have to be born to do. Or you just, like, don't do it. Yeah, but it was just like, it went dead silent. Also, she's in this, like, gorgeous dress. And in any other situation, like, if I saw this for a music video, I'd be like, damn, this girl's so good. Like, this is amazing. There's just something. You can't put me. It's like, one time we went to our friend's concert and there was an opera singer for the first ten minutes. For the first ten minutes, I, like. Me and Drew could not stop laughing. And then. And then we got into it, and it turned into the business I've ever been.

[India]

There is a sincerity epidemic. And, like, I don't know why people being serious makes me laugh, but, like, it's. It's. It really is just a. It's a defense mechanism. Like you were saying earlier. Like. Like, it really was like, there was nothing funny about it, but it was just funny.

[Drew]

The guy right in front of us who I was talking to before had. He did have his phone in 0.5. And when she came sliding towards us, I was looking at his phone in that second. So I just see like the, like.

[India]

The doorknob in substance is what happened.

[Drew]

Literally, like her coming close to the camera and sliding towards this camera. And it just made me laugh. And I am so sorry. I had a feeling that was my biggest fear. The second all that stopped, I was like, oh my God. At one point during that, I laughed and there were people across filming and I knew. I just knew someone got on camera. I was like, without context, this is gonna seem like I'm just being a fucking cunt. But I am sorry. Y'all listen to the podcast. You know, I am the least serious person.

[India]

I don't know if the context makes it any better, honestly. Like, I mean, I don't know.

[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[India]

I don't know.

[Drew]

Like, maybe I am just a bitch because I'm the same person who. I can't go to Haunted Horror nights because the, like, theater kids are acting their ass off and they're like, the world.

[India]

Like, I'll never forget. We were at one of those Halloween haunted house, like, places where there's a bunch of Halloween haunted houses. Why do I keep saying that? But there was one. Yeah, Scare actors. And there was one behind a fence inside of a building, like, climbing up on and that. It was, like, the least scary thing I've ever seen in my life. Life. But I screamed in fear for her because I wanted her to feel good and, like, she was doing a good job.

[Drew]

Like, you have to remember, I am not somebody who I live. Like, I don't live a peaceful life. My life is overanalyzing everything. And I'm sitting in this restaurant. I'm like, this fucking overly upper echelon thing, which I'm so grateful to be a part of, but I can't help but look around and be like, oh, my God, this life is so funny. Like, this is what opulence is. Like, we always come back to this. We always come back to the same thing. And, like, the fact that opulence is having just, like, a single human come in and, like, dance for us. Like, it feels so barbaric. But, like, it's a gorgeous thing, but it's also the same thing. Like, when we saw the ins. The synchronized swimmers in person, that pushed me to a place that I never needed to be. There's just certain things that, like, my. My brain.

[India]

Shouldn't humans do that? Like, they're just funny. It's just. It's. It's not funny. Like, this is. This is the tea. It's like them doing it is, like, not. It's not funny like, it. But it's just the fact that, like, we're observing them doing it. That's funny. Like, that's what's funny to me is I'm just like, this regular guy watching people swim in water or, like, watching someone climb on a fence. In a scare house.

[Drew]

So to be clear, I literally grew up wanting to be a dancer. So you're talking to the main person who I. One thing I will always respect is a dancer, because bad dance is bad, but good dance. Like, she was such a good dancer. I don't know how the fuck she had the stamina to do all that because I would have fainted on the floor and everybody would have to call the fucking ambulance.

[India]

We really would have.

[Drew]

At one point, she genuinely. She literally was doing a handstand and was, like, twisting her legs for her dress to flow. And that had me memorized. I was like, oh, my God. She has the. She has crazy upper body strength. She could, like, walk around this room and knock all of us out in one swift punch. But just the sliding. The sliding, I think is. It's.

[India]

It was. It was the spins.

[Drew]

But I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[India]

We'll move on. We'll move on. Okay. I have a note that says, I don't know what this is referencing, but receipts have been pissing me off lately. Actually, no, I do know what it's. I know. I know what it's referencing, bitch. Fuck. Receipts, actually, literally, receipts. If you give me a receipt, I'm going to freak out. Stop asking me. I know it's your job. Job, but stop asking me if I want a receipt. No, I don't want that receipt. Like, I literally don't. And then it's like, oh, well, like, you need them for taxes. Literally. No, I don't. Like, literally.

[Drew]

No outdated idea to me at this point, for the most part, like, I understand receipts in terms of, like, return and to keep track of what you've spent, but because so many things are, like, linked to accounts and emails, just. I always have my email linked to every store, whether it's like Sephora A, Whole Foods. Like, I have trust I will be knowing what I got.

[India]

I have one bank account, and I can go in and just keep track of my spending in there. Like, I really. I do not need this piece of paper covered in BPA hormones. Like, I don't.

[Drew]

I don't believe in the. I don't believe in the. The harassment against receipt inks. I think it's pushing it. We have much greater things to deal with. Leave the ink on receipts alone. No, that's like the bottom tier of what we got to get.

[India]

Okay, yeah, it's the bottom tier, but it's still like a thing that I think about when I'm touching receipts. I'm like, I don't want this. Like, why? Why is this in my hand? And then I think about the service workers that have to handle receipts all day long, and I just feel bad. I feel truly bad for them because it's like they have to touch this vile, toxic piece of paper. But anyways, receipts.

[Drew]

Well, imagine me, I have to touch this mic all the time.

[India]

Yeah. And it smells like your fucking vagina. I don't know why I said that. I really. I don't know why I said that. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Drew]

Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my oochie smell. I'm not kidding. The smell of my vagina does not cross my mind once. Like, ever.

[India]

It crosses mine at least six times a day when you're laying in my.

[Drew]

Bed, like, especially with the heated blanket on. It's like when you sit like nuggets under a hot light, a hot lamp at a fast food restaurant.

[India]

Yeah. It's like cooking tuna. Like, it's like salmon, raw salmon being fried in the air fryer. Oh, my God. Cooking fish in a microwave actually should be considered a war crime. And I'm not kidding. Like, it really should be fish in your house, period.

[Drew]

Remember when I was cooking salmon all the time? I had the house stinking. The house was like, humid with the scent. Like, it was really an ocean breeze.

[India]

It was really not okay. It was. It was not fucking okay. Well, there's one last thing that I need to get off my chest before we go. And I have had a pet spider in the corner of my kitchen, of our kitchen, for about six months now, seven months now. And he just lives in the open air. I let him do his thing. I let him make his web webs, which you might be like, drew, that's fucking crazy. Like, why would you do that? Well, I was gonna go and kill him one day or, like, take down his web. And then I looked closer and I saw about 50 fruit flies in his web. And then I thought to a moment about four months prior where I was like, oh, my God, it's fruit fly season. And I literally haven't seen a single fruit fly in our house. Yeah, this spider single handedly eradicated the entire fruit fly population in our kitchen all on his own. So I was like, you know what? Like, he's actually doing us a service. Like, I don't have to worry about these goddamn flies flying in my nose. And the spider gets to eat and he's minding his own business. He's not poisonous. Like, he's not gonna bite me. He's just. He literally stays in that corner.

[Drew]

If only society could take notes.

[India]

Exactly, exactly. Exactly. He just stays in that corner, collects his bugs, and just minds his own business. And, like, I mind my own business. And it was, like. It was a very, very symbiotic relationship. Like, I literally did not give a at all. Well, I started to grow, like, a love for him. Like, I really started to care for him. And, like, there it was points where I was spraying water onto his thing, because I was like, how is he drinking water? Where is he getting water from? Like, do spiders drink water? I was doing a bunch of research. So I put water droplets on his webs, and, like, y'all, his web grew huge. And, like, I was actually proud of him.

[Drew]

And I will say I let Drew have that, but it made the corner of our kitchen look batshit crazy. Every time I would clean, I would sit in this kitchen for, like, two hours, working my ass off cleaning. Look around, and I'm like, oh, my God, it's spotless in here. But then there's the biggest cobweb you've ever seen in your goddamn life in the corner. Because it wasn't making me keep Pinterest, like, inspo for the season webs. It was making nasty, dusty webs.

[India]

Yeah, his webs were buzzed, like. Yeah, it was soggy bottom webs. Like, it was not giving cute, but.

[Drew]

But I. I understood what it meant for Drew, so I let him live.

[India]

So he was just chilling in there for months and months and months and months and months. And then, like, we're supposed to do this, like, photo shoot in our house this week. And so I was like, oh, we should get, like, a professional cleaner to come in and clean the house and just, like, so it looks nice and so it's not scary and dusty and nasty. So before the cleaner came, I was like, oh, I need to put a note by the spider saying, don't kill him, because I really. I really did to kill him, y'all.

[Drew]

They decimated his ass.

[India]

Decimated him. Like, not a trace left. He's not there anymore. Like, literally, they got his ass.

[Drew]

This all could have been a dream. He never existed.

[India]

Like, and then they, like, moved a bunch of into the corner so he couldn't remake his web if he is alive. Like, they his ass up in a crazy way. And I'm not gonna lie. I actually cried. I literally shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn pet spider because, like, we did Grow like a relationship. Like we. I gave him meals, I gave him water. He was like a cat to me. Like I took care of him. Like he was like Maya Zul. And it's the exact same as if a Zul died. Like my spider.

[Drew]

You need a animal or something in your life, bro.

[India]

Yeah, I really do. But it was, it was, it was, it was a very dark time in my life. Especially while being concussed.

[Drew]

Like it's just too much to handle. Yeah, Well, I slept for 24 hours straight.

[India]

Oh yeah.

[Drew]

I don't know what happened Saturday.

[India]

She slept Saturday. Saturday is Sunday. What Saturdays for Saturday. Saturday.

[Drew]

What's his name?

[India]

I don't know.

[Drew]

Yo, Drew, what are Saturdays for?

[India]

Saturday?

[Drew]

No, Saturdays are for the Saturday.

[India]

Sunday.

[Drew]

No Saturdays.

[India]

We're gonna Saturday.

[Drew]

Yeah. I don't know why I slept 24 hours. But on Friday night, technically Saturday morning at around 2.30am, I went to bed and we were really jet lagged and we had a busy week. That's why we didn't have an episode last week. And I was so tired because we had like such long stupid ass like talking days. Like we just had to talk a bunch. So I was just so tired. I stayed up late so we could hang out with Josie before we leave for like work and stuff. And I go to sleep. I Woke up at 11 and I felt like about waking up at 11 on a Saturday, even though my plan was to spend the whole weekend just like lounging around and chilling. I Woke up at 11, I took my medication and I sat back in bed. I knocked the out. Woke up to Drew's haircut around like 4pm Said a few words to him about that. Knocked back out. Immediately I had full intentions on staying up. I just knocked back out.

[India]

And I thought we had a dinner later that night. So I ran to India's room and was like, bro, it is seven, you gotta wake up for dinner. And she woke up for about 10 minutes.

[Drew]

Yeah. And also, mind you, I was like, I think I just got kind of sick. Like I fully broke fever. Cuz when I woke up originally at 11, I had a crazy migraine. I felt nauseous. I had like sweat through all my pajamas and all my layers, but I was still really cold. It was so weird. And then Drew tried to wake me up again and he was like, I figured out that the dinner wasn't that night. And he was like, dude, you need to eat something. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to order something. Like I'm going to order soup. I Got on my phone, I don't remember knocking out, I just knocked back out. And then I woke up again at 11, 11:50pm and I was like, holy, what is happening? But I couldn't stay up because it was already late and you were already asleep because I went to the bathroom, I didn't hear anything and I was like, fuck. I guess I gotta just go back to bed because it's not like there's anything open. I don't have any food in the fridge. I'm just gonna go back to bed. I went back to bed and I Woke up at 4am and I was like, I need to at least sleep for two more hours. Slept for two more hours and woke up and just started my day at 6am and I was just like, I've never done that. I've literally never done that.

[India]

I mean, you were sick? Like.

[Drew]

Yeah, I fully broke fever and I was sweating and it felt nice. It kind of felt like again it was just going back to tradition. It felt like being like a 14 year old who was going to die of the plague. And there was something about that that my like DNA really yearned for and it felt really good.

[India]

I kind of love being sick, I'm not gonna lie. I love like having a cold. Like actually no, I hate colds because I have like up sinuses. So I'm clogged up for like three months after I get a cold. But like having like the flu or something is kind of like a vibe. Like, I don't know, there's something to it. Just like. I think it really just goes back to me wanting to be taken care of.

[Drew]

I was gonna say because the idea of it sounds good to be taken care of, but I grew up in a family that didn't take being sick serious. So I don't know what that feeling is like. And now I can't take care of people who are sick because I have, I just have where I don't take it serious from them and then I don't take it serious from myself.

[India]

I just have preconceived notions of like what it means to be taken care of. Like from like movies.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know. I'm like, I want somebody to come and put a wet rag on my head and tuck me.

[India]

Like if, if I was sick and there no one else in my family was sick, I would be eating spaghetti for dinner with everybody else. I wouldn't get a special little meal. No. They would be like, are you're either eating spaghetti or you're not eating?

[Drew]

Yeah, they'd be like, come sit up at the table.

[India]

And then projectile vomiting red spaghetti all over the counter. Has literally since that moment, I have not eaten spaghetti.

[Drew]

I love a good spaghetti, though. Well, no infantilization with this comment, but my dream is to get given a bath. But, like, you know what really triggered that, like, want for? It was in.

[India]

I can give you a bit. Let me give you a bat. Let me give you a bath. I'll give you a bath. Come on. I'll, like, rub everywhere. Everywhere. And I can give you touches me.

[Drew]

Maybe that's why I like taking baths with my, like, girlfriends who I love, because it feels like being like sisters. Like, to me, like, taking a bath with a sibling is, like, so cute. But what triggered that thought for me was in pen 15, when Maya's mom gives her a bath in that really nice bathroom. I love that bathroom in the mo. In the show. It's like a Japanese style bathroom, which is my dream bathroom. And she gives her a bath, and it's such a cute moment. And her and her mom are taking a bath. And I really want that, cuz I wish I had a mom. Mom. Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving, guys. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving. I hope you ate lots of food.

[India]

What is it gonna take for me to do something? Like, I. I will literally, for weeks be like, oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go do this or I'm gonna do that, or I'm gonna start this painting, or I'm gonna finish this painting. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and do it, and I'm just gonna fucking do it and get it done. Y'all, I have been talking about this goddamn painting, and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, oh, I have some time tomorrow. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna go start painting, bitch. It has been three weeks to. It's almost been two months. It's almost been two whole months since I've picked up that paintbrush to paint. And every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, I'm gonna paint tomorrow. There is something seriously, seriously, seriously wrong with me, and I cannot do anything, and it pisses me the fuck off. Off. And if you have any goddamn advice for me other than Adderall, because I was on Adderall in high school for my ADD and it made me wallpaper, and I wanted to kill myself, and I wanted to jump out of the window in my bedroom. I don't know how y'all do it. It really, really, really turns off my brain in a way that's, like, not fun.

[Drew]

No. Adderall is the devil. Adderall will make me. If I'm driving my car when I'm coming down from Adderall, it will make me decide whether or not I'm gonna crash into a pool and in my life.

[India]

Yeah, it's.

[Drew]

And it's, like, really hard not to.

[India]

Yeah. All right, well, Drew, Psyop. You telling me a crab gooned this rag? Crab rangoon. Hashtag the underscore.

[Drew]

Salami meat tastes like nickels and quarters.

[India]

Yeah, it does. I can. And sometimes I feel like I'm eating like, a rubber bone.

[Drew]

Yeah, I really don't like. I like salami meat, but the taste it leaves in my mouth makes me feel like I just went outside and bit a cat.

[India]

Yeah. Bit a cat tendon.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

Like I bit the leg, the Achilles tendon of a cat.

[Drew]

Exactly where I was thinking of biting the cat. Don't make me bite the cat.

[India]

Don't make me drink alone. Don't make me drink alone. Well, where are all my sops? There was one that. Oh, here we go. This is a tweet from Christopher at Molo Molok official. It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an envir. Or it is. It's. It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem. She'd have. Have already extracted or she'd have. No, I got it, I got it.

[Drew]

I got it.

[India]

I can do it. I can do it.

[Drew]

Try again.

[India]

It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted. Extracted all entertainment value from the hawk to a girl in a three minute segment and banished her back to anemone. Maintaining ecological balance. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

It is the realest tweet ever, though.

[India]

It is extremely, extremely, extremely real. And Ellen DeGeneres, you must die. Oh, my God, she must die.

[Drew]

Well, when Drew doesn't speak at my funeral, it is not because he is a psychopath. It is because he cannot be trusted to go up to a microphone with any written word to speak.

[India]

Yeah, it'll either have to come to from my heart or not happen at all. And like babe, nothing of significance comes from my heart. We are living in a sincerity epidemic, and I fear I am at the forefront of the issue. And I don't think I've been authentic or real with myself or y'all once in the last four years. Let alone my entire life. I don't know if I am a real person. I think I am a character and I think I'm lost in myself and I can't escape. But when I try to, my brain developed inside of this character. So I don't know if I am myself or if I am a character. I know you, artsy girl will have you watching a 24 films and reading.

[Drew]

So it'll have you do the bare minimum.

[India]

Yeah. Am I schizophrenic or is everyone kind of an op? Kind of an op. Congrats. This time next year, you'll be paying 10 cents less for milk. Also, your girlfriend is dead from sepsis and you've been drafted. Did. This is like. I think I've read this one before, but I have to do it again. I just called the Chinese place and said, I need 25,000 wings. They said 10 minutes.

[Drew]

That's good.

[India]

And then it's this emoji.

[Drew]

My curse of the week goes honestly, like, I haven't had a volatile week. Like, there's no one.

[India]

You've been pretty chill.

[Drew]

Yeah, there's no one. You guys are lucky this time. There's no one to curse. I can't think of anybody to curse. Yeah, I have a curse this week.

[India]

No, there's got to be someone out there that needs to be cursed. Like pop, culturally, like, I mean, it's been. We've been pretty chill, like, as a society, like recently.

[Drew]

Wicked has definitely tamed the minds.

[India]

Yeah. I want to see that goddamn movie so bad.

[Drew]

Oh, media popular. I honestly don't have media.

[India]

You're going to be popular. You're going to ride brightest horse in your simple sugar.

[Drew]

Hey. Love by the Del Phonics. Give me just a little more time. Chairman of the board. That's it.

[India]

I'm say Frosty Bjork till I die. The Beach Boys and Requiem for a Father. The dirty column. Oh. 30,100 million by Soulja Boy and Little B Ho Cakes. MF Doom. Yeah.

[Drew]

All right.

[India]

What? Did I watch any movies? I. I know. I watched like eight movies on the airplane. I watch. Watched the Notebook. Finally. Wow. Really? Wow. I thought y'all bitches were joking and exaggerating. But I fear I cried and I shed a few tears.

[Drew]

Yeah, I need to watch that movie. I haven't seen it since I was like 12.

[India]

But then I immediately forgot about it because something even more sad happened to me and. And you deleted every picture I've ever taken off.

[Drew]

He got it back. He got it back. I Deleted every picture.

[India]

It was $90 to get it back. It was.

[Drew]

Wait, Wasn't it actually $9?

[India]

Yeah. Because I had to download the software and they wouldn't let me do it for free.

[Drew]

I'm not paying you back.

[India]

But I could have gone to Sammy's camera, but I didn't find out until after I got them back. But fun fact, if you delete all the camera or photos off your SD card on accident, don't format it. Do not take any more pictures. Take it immediately out of your camera and set it on the desk. Don't rewrite any data on it. Then take that SD card. Oh, then take that SD card to your local camera shop or call them before and say, I need all the pictures put back on my SD card. Or you can go online and find a software that will do it for you. But you had to pay 80 bucks. But it worked. Some of the pictures are glitched and, like, lime green, but, like, for the most part, my favorite pictures were untouched.

[Drew]

Untouched.

[India]

Xo, let me polish your pearl.

[Drew]

What the hell? I saw. I saw the TV glow. That was a good one. I saw Girlfriends. It was really good. But it was kind of slow, but it was good. It was good nonetheless.

[India]

I saw this thing called gay porn.

[Drew]

What is that?

[India]

It's like when a man and another man do sex.

[Drew]

Is that real?

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

No. That has to be AI.

[India]

Bitches need to stop saying small world and just say, I him, too.

[Drew]

All right, bye.