We need to take back the word based

Summary

Emergency Intercom — Episode Summary

Episode: "We need to take back the word based"

Hosts: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips (with Kai)
Date: June 26, 2026

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Main Theme

This episode of Emergency Intercom is a wild, free-association journey through Enya, Drew, and Kai’s week, marked by hilarious party stories, musings on straight/gay/“boy” culture, addiction to gambling content, word inventions, and distinct hot takes on everything from suicide to the etiquette of grippy socks. Their trademark tone alternates between absurd, dark, introspective, and deeply online. The episode’s ostensible anchor: tales from a chaotic Supreme party DJed by DJ Trapaholics and Lil B, along with reflections on how words like "based" have been appropriated or lost their meaning.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Party at the Viper Room: Supreme, DJ Akade—Trapaholics & Lil B

• Party Demographics & Vibe (05:15–07:22)
  • Drew and Enya describe feeling "old" at a party skewed toward 26–35yo Supreme heads.
  • “It was the first time in a long time... we are all, for the most part, like, 26 to 30 year olds and then like, supreme old heads, which is now like mid-30 to late-30, and DJ Trapaholics who is late 30s.” — Drew (05:17)
• DJ Trapaholics’ Set & California Songs (06:15–07:22)
  • DJ stuck to LA-centric music, stretching to shout-outs for random cities like Sonoma.
  • “Let me hear some noise for Torrance!” — Drew mocking the DJ (06:23)
• Straight Party Culture vs. Gay Party Experience (23:12–24:49, 31:02–31:16)
  • Enya & Drew reflect on the jarring difference between straight and gay party scenes, safety, ways of dancing, and how straight men perceive gay men.
  • “I’ve completely forgotten what it is like to be at a straight party... I macro dosed that. I would start, like, fake throwing ass on Enya and, like, get all these crazy looks.” — Drew (23:16)
• Behind the Scenes – Getting Lost & The “Upside Down” (12:04–14:36, 22:01–22:36)
  • They talk about getting disoriented in the venue, referencing “Black Mirror” and the “Upside Down.”
  • “I was actually scared for a second. I was like, are we trapped in Black Mirror?” — Enya (22:01)
  • Involvement of Mariah Carey as an inside joke—referencing a woman at the party.

2. The "Trample Girl" Saga — Gender & Moshpit Survival

• Play-by-Play: Women Navigating a Rowdy, Male Moshpit (38:01–39:39)
  • The crew describes observing (and trying to avoid becoming) the girl getting trampled at Lil B’s set.
  • “Her first arm went to go in the crowd and she's, like, shaking around and thank fucking God a guy was like, do not go in there. Don’t go that way.” — Drew (38:28)
• Reflection on Boyhood, Gambler's Destiny & Chaos (33:04–33:15)
  • “To be born a man is to be born with a gambling addiction.” — Drew (33:06)
  • “They were promised that gambling addiction 3,000 years ago.” — Enya (33:09)

3. Straight vs. Gay vs. “Boy” vs. Girl Culture

• Getting Ready: Girlhood & Male Pre-Gaming (13:44–14:55)
  • Nostalgia and admiration for women’s elaborate pre-party “get readies” vs. barebones guy pre-games.
  • “...when I see, like, 60, 70 year old women, like put together, I’m like, that’s girlhood, baby. And I would know girlhood.” — Enya (13:45)
• Gay Guys are 'Boys' Too (49:34–49:46)
  • A humorous assertion: “We can’t forget gay guys are boys, too.” — Drew (49:36)

4. Addictions & Modern Vices

• Phone/Internet Addiction & Digital Detoxes (15:27–17:14, 17:29–17:59)
  • Kai is testing phone “bricking” to avoid social media; Drew and Enya are obsessed with Fruit Ninja-esque gambling videos.
  • “It feels like you’re not even looking at content that’s highly engaged with. It’s like casino games that are genuinely AI-manufactured...” — Drew (18:16)
• Gambling Content as a Modern Vice (17:29–18:46, 66:17–67:12)
  • Enya explains her addiction via an “investor” angle.
  • “...I was like, oh, I could design my own gambling game, and then sell it to a company like Rain Bet. And it’s like, they get to use my IP and I get a percentage on every dollar that was supposed to go to some kid’s college fund but is actually going to his pocket.” — Enya (18:46)
• Pokemon Cards & Gambling Merging (65:14–66:17)
  • "Your only update of the week is you’re obsessed with casino games on your phone and Pokemon cards. Like, so both gambling." — Drew (65:26)

5. Word Play, Slang Inventions, and the Lost "Based"

• New Lexicon: "Silkworm," “Demure,” and More (43:07–43:42, 54:02–58:33)
  • “Silkworm” is dubbed a new term for young men attracted to older men for alleged “silky buttholes.”
  • Kai tries to popularize “demure” as a descriptor for soft, quiet gestures.
  • “I’ve been saying demure recently. I kind of want to see if I can make it a thing.” — Kai (57:44)
• The Appropriation of "Based" (ref: episode title, ongoing tone)
  • Not explicit in transcript but the theme of language change and co-opted words is underlying the show’s banter, especially as “based” became so co-opted it now needs “to be taken back.”

6. Miscellaneous, Absurd, and Memorable Moments

• Dark Humor on Suicide & Youth (40:02–41:14)
  • Extended, deadpan bits about what ages are “acceptable” to kill oneself and how it can be read as “fierce.”
  • "Killing yourself at 16 is, like, kind of fierce. It’s like, oh, like, what? You even give yourself a chance?" — Enya (40:36)
• Pilates Class & Grippy Socks (49:10–52:41)
  • Tales of gym embarrassment, instructor shade, buying hospital-style grippy socks.
  • “Are you injured?” — Pilates instructor, quoted by Enya (51:08)
• Meta Commentary on DM Scams (55:25–57:10)
  • Stories of influencer DMs, especially from Cameron Dallas, trying to rope them into side businesses or OnlyFans-alike sites.
  • “I want to read New age sex trafficking thing of trying to get you to sell your DM’d.” — Drew (55:39)

7. Media/Pop Culture Recommendations & Closing Bits

• Lil B’s Stage Banter About Dental Dams (45:12–47:04)
  • “He kept being like, why does anybody hate anybody? Everyone in here, we all look different and we love each other.” — Drew (46:04)
• Media of the Week Section (76:12–79:46)
  • Postcards from the Edge (Drew), Bottoms (both), Police Scanner/Chanel Beads (Enya), and "Sheep Detectives" (Kai).
  • Toy Story “scheduled” as a future group watch.

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Notable Quotes

• On Male Destiny (33:04)

  • "To be born a man is to be born with a gambling addiction.” — Drew (33:06)

• On Straight Party Spaces (23:16)

  • “I would start fake throwing ass on Enya and, like, get all these crazy looks from dudes being like, whoa, is that a gay guy in our space?” — Drew (23:16)

• On Adolescent Calcification (62:24)

  • “I have allowed fairy adolescent characteristics to calcify in my brain, and it would kind of take... a dental cleaning worth of power washer to get that calcified characteristic off my head.” — Drew (62:24)

• On Age & Suicide (40:36)

  • “Killing yourself at 16 is, like, kind of fierce. It’s like, oh, like, what? You even give yourself a chance? Doing it at 27 is, like, okay, we all fail at our chances.” — Enya (40:36)

• On Club Infrastructure (12:22)

  • “Most terrifying venue I’ve ever been in my life because it’s just like one long hallway to a bar. Then you go upstairs and it’s the stage, a few tables and a bar.” — Drew (12:22)

• On Technological Addiction (17:29)

  • "I've gone to the dark side. The only content I've been watching this week—90% of my day is watching people win thousands of dollars in online gambling casinos." — Enya (17:29)

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Important Timestamps

• [05:15–07:22] — Supreme party demographics, feeling old, details on DJ set
• [12:04–14:55] — “Upside Down” at the Viper Room, nostalgia for getting ready, club culture
• [22:01–24:49] — Straight vs. gay spaces, Enya’s fake “throwing ass” bit, culture shock
• [33:04–33:15] — “Gambling is the birthright of men,” fate of boyhood
• [38:01–39:39] — The anatomy of a moshpit, “Trample Girl” and crowd anthropology
• [45:12–47:04] — Lil B’s “Lesbians should wear protection” speech and love tangents
• [49:10–52:41] — Grippy socks, Pilates embarrassment, deconstructing “subordinate”
• [57:44–58:33] — Kai pushes for the word “demure” as new slang
• [65:14–67:12] — Pokemon cards, gambling, family scams
• [76:12–79:46] — Media of the week, sports heartbreak over the Spurs

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Tone & Vibe

Irreverent, extremely online, irrepressibly meta, and unfiltered—full of in-jokes, dark humor, absurd riffs, fast pivots from the real to the surreal. The speakers challenge each other’s bits, reference old and new internet culture, and riff on life’s most morbid and nonsensical turns, always returning to pockets of genuine warmth and camaraderie.

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For listeners:
This episode is both a chaotic chronicle of the trio’s week and a lens into online queer/alt youth culture as it ages—touching on night-outs, internet obsessions, language shifts, generational divides, and mental health, all presented with unfiltered, self-aware humor.

Transcript

[Drew]

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[Enya]

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[Drew]

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[Drew]

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[Enya]

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[Drew]

Drew got the COVID story for Josiah's album.

[Enya]

No, literally.

[Drew]

Oh, I. That might not be working. Cuz I took the batteries out and shoved them up my ass and then I put them back in and I don't think I was wondering.

[Enya]

When I, like, started it, it was like covered in poop and crap and I was wondering what that was.

[Kai]

All right, so we were actually recording audio before the camera came on. I'm going to leave it in just

[Enya]

so that they get a little I want your poopy. I want you a little taste of

[Kai]

what it's like before we start recording.

[Enya]

I love that you caught that. I was singing I want your loving.

[Drew]

I mean you. All you did was change the words to I want your poopy.

[Enya]

I think we should.

[Drew]

We should listen to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We should change the title to Emergency inter Poop.

[Enya]

Yes. Yes. Or we should do an album where we, like, you know how like, straight guys will make, like gay freestyles or they're make. They'll make like gay rap or songs of like, rap songs or whatever. They'll like, remix them. We should make the poop version of Lady Gaga's album

[Drew]

instead of fame.

[Enya]

Let's just. Yeah. I want your stupid poop.

[Kai]

Poop.

[Enya]

Oh, poop. Or. Or poo. Poo. Poo Poo.

[Drew]

Let's play a poop game. Play a poop game.

[Enya]

Oh, wait. Mama. Mama. Poopoo. Poo poo.

[Drew]

Honestly, if you did that in like 2008, you would have been a billionaire at this point. Like, you would be on your Weird Al Yankovich.

[Enya]

I would have been on my Ducky of Awesome.

[Kai]

Shit.

[Enya]

Like Ducky of Awesome. I always thought it was Ducky of Awesome.

[Drew]

Like a ducky.

[Enya]

Yes, Ducky of Awesome. Do you remember the Justin Bieber one?

[Drew]

Yes and no.

[Enya]

It was just like, really. It was actually kind of gnarly. But it was really funny at the time. It was like, about Justin Bieber being like, passed around or whatever. Yeah. Oh, but the molestation is funny.

[Drew]

At least somebody was clocking it. Are you not clocking? Are you not clocking what I'm putting down or what is it? Are you not clocking what I'm saying? Is it not clocking to you?

[Enya]

Me and Enya went to a supreme party last night and DJ Akademiks was dj DJ Trapaholics. Trapaholics.

[Drew]

Drew kept saying DJ Academics, but I think it's because in recent history, the only Name that starts with dj, that we actually ever say is DJ Academics. Um, and it was. It was amazing.

[Enya]

It was beautiful. I felt old.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah, I felt old. That party was really interesting because, like, it was the first time in a long time. I'm like, yeah, we are all, for the most part, like, of course, there's like the usual, like, random 21 to, like 23 year old sprinkled into that party, but for the most part, it was like 26 to 30 year olds and then like, supreme old heads, which is now like mid 30 to late 30, and DJ Trapaholics, who is late 30s. And, like, he just kept playing one. He kept playing, like, California based songs, which I really liked. That I really can appreciate in theory. I really liked that. I like that. He's like, you know what? This is a party in la. Like, we're in the west side. Like, let's play LA music. But then he started reaching and he would be like, who's from the North? Like, he started, like, really reaching out to, like, different parts of town.

[Enya]

It was from Sonoma County.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Literally, like, that was his fucking vibe. It was crazy.

[Drew]

And, like, let me hear some noise for Torrance.

[Enya]

Like, the crowd was interesting. Like, it was. I actually had a fucking blast. Like, actually, until last night was an

[Drew]

Instagram reel for sure.

[Enya]

Until I got, like, screams.

[Drew]

Not even when you hide from your feet.

[Enya]

It's a pin creep. Exactly. And it was fun until I got nauseous. But my favorite part was academics, like, constantly, like, yelling at the crowd, like, are we having fun? And, like, threatening us to, like, be on for another 20 hours because little B was supposed to come on, and that's what I was holding out for, but I literally. And this is. This is how, you know, like, I was for real about the fucking throw up. Not only did I, like, kind of trample a girl in the shade, like,

[Drew]

oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my

[Enya]

God, oh, my God. Like, literally trying to.

[Drew]

I was trying to help Drew get through this crowd because he's like, no, I have to go. I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw up. And I was like, oh, okay. And it was just us that I was like, oh. And I was, like, trying to rally him through, and we left our friends behind.

[Enya]

And he literally was like, I literally almost. It was either like, I like, kind of nudge her out of the way. No, it was either I kind of nudge her. Like, I didn't push her. No, you did not push her. I nudged her out of the way or I projectile vomited on her and

[Drew]

it was like, honestly, the nudge is way better because.

[Enya]

Which would you prefer, baby?

[Drew]

I would prefer a nudge because I. A beer spilled on me and I was like, this is how I know I'm in boy world. Like, when's the last time I had beer spilled on me? Are you kidding me? Like, a boy is in my premises and he's drunk enough to spill his beer, which is also like, I've said this before, but I am trying to undo I did. And I still hold the fact that I do think men are below women, but I do think, like most things, you go so left you start to meet the right.

[Enya]

It's like you start off atheist and then you start going into the science of the world and you're like, wow, this is incredible. Like, I'm atheist. And then it comes back around the deeper you go, and it's like, oh, something must have created this world, because this does not make sense.

[Drew]

Yeah, literally. It's like when the flat earther went and spent 100k to like, see that wasn't flat.

[Enya]

He's just like, oh, the street. There's this clip of Mr. Beast going around right now of like, he was like. Someone was like, oh, did so you went to Antarctica? And then he was like, is the world flat? And Mr. Beast just like accidentally stutters and they've made it. It had a million likes on TikTok of people believing flat earth because Mr. Beast stuttered when he was asked if the flat earth. The earth was flat.

[Drew]

Somebody just asked if I was flat earther.

[Enya]

Am I a flat earther?

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, honestly me, when somebody asked me if I like something and I don't know what they're talking about, but we're really deep into a heady conversation, so I have to just say yes.

[Enya]

Sorry, I'm looking at the Mr. B's flat.

[Drew]

Yeah, I need to see that.

[Enya]

I liked it, but I've also liked 4000 videos cuz I've been on my phone in like a crazy.

[Drew]

Yeah, Drew's been really addict. He's back to a phone addiction in a way I haven't seen in, like a while.

[Enya]

See, this isn't the clip I saw. Do you believe in ice wall? Oh, wait, we got to answer this real quick. Ian, you're on the podcast.

[Kai]

He.

[Drew]

You're on the podcast.

[Enya]

Say what's up.

[Drew]

Okay, well, I was about to talk to you about.

[Enya]

About my date, but bum trade. Yeah, it was like, I keep calling

[Drew]

him Mr. Just Enough because, like, he kept doing, like, just enough to make

[Enya]

me want to stay. No, you loved it. Don't lie. You loved it.

[Drew]

No, don't let Drew tell you you loved it, because Drew is the last person to be like, no, no, no, you love it because I'm sure you know what Drew's been up to. And it's like, oh, b, it there. You love it there.

[Enya]

No, like, he happy with the ass. Yeah, I'm eating it up. But I'll call you right after. Okay, I'll give you the full rundown. Yes, I need that. Okay, bye.

[Drew]

Mr. Just enough.

[Enya]

Mr. Just enough.

[Drew]

Okay. Oh, wait, but speaking of a woman being trampled.

[Enya]

Oh, God.

[Drew]

Okay. I. I stayed because I, like, we had found a group of friends there and I was like, you know what? I was so high when we got there because since being back from Europe, like, I haven't gotten back to my full throttle stoner level. Like, I have a few hits of a drive back. Oh, I got to put that.

[Enya]

Actually, before you finish that, let me tap in. Anya want space bong. And you wants to start doing jabs, which she needs gloriously made fun of and called crack several times. And the other day, candidly, like, she was kind of testing the water. She was like, I think I'm going to get the space evil bong that Josh had. And we were like, no, absolutely not. Because, like, that's at that point, it's not weed. It's like literally some other beast.

[Drew]

Well, that's where I'm hitting is like, sometimes I'll smoke. And I'm like, okay, no, this isn't even what I want anymore. Like, I think weed, maybe you want

[Enya]

drug, because I'm like, I need meth.

[Drew]

Like, but I don't want meth because to me five and it's kind of messy. And I'm like, ooh, I really don't like that feeling.

[Enya]

I took a fifth of a pill the other day and I genuine. It was the closest I've ever been to killing myself. And I was 16 once, so it's

[Drew]

the closest I've been to killing myself. And I was once a flat chested 13 year old who got asked in front of everybody all the time if she was a lesbian.

[Enya]

Yeah, same. I was a flat chested 13 year old that got asked if he was gay. Okay. Trample.

[Drew]

Okay. So I stay. I'm ha. Actually, we need to talk about the fact that when we first got there, Drew and I literally entered the upside down. Also, it was at The Viper Room, which I've never been. And one of the reasons I said yes to this is because I'm pretty sure was the Viper not supposed to be demolished or like bought?

[Enya]

I thought there was, like, rumors of

[Drew]

it being bought and demolished or whatever. And it has, like so much history, not necessarily good history, but in my head I'm like, okay, if it's gonna go soon, I need to go. And this feels like the only time realistically I would go. So we get there, it's immediately most terrifying venue I've ever been in my life because it's just like one long hallway to a bar. Then you go upstairs and it's like the stage, a few tables and a bar.

[Enya]

Also, not to mention, like the workers just like constantly running around, like, aimlessly. Like, it was. It was very strange. Like they had nothing to do.

[Drew]

Workers I've seen in like a venue, in a club in so long, who were doing seemingly everything and nothing at all.

[Enya]

Got yelled at because a girl said, let me in or let me over there. Let me in. We were like, what?

[Drew]

She's like, she. She was like, can I get through her? She was. She goes, can I get out? I mean, can I come through? Like, she literally, like, in that moment, forgot she was working. But she was too lit. She was an older woman.

[Enya]

There was fear, thick, bang, sick. And like, she's been building the layers

[Drew]

of this bang since 73 Babes. Like, it's got levels to that. And then she had two pigtails, but they weren't just pigtails, they were rubber band off into little orbs. Like, you know that hairstyle when like girls do like, orbs.

[Enya]

She put time into it.

[Drew]

She was like 65.

[Enya]

And I'm like, honestly put into it.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Enya]

She got ready for the night. And that's what I find beautiful is when like I see like 60, 70 or something year old women, like put together. I'm like, that's girlhood, baby. And I would know girlhood. Like, you have to get ready. Like, you have to stunt out.

[Drew]

I know you saying that your only gender dysphoria is the part of girlhood and womanhood. That's like getting ready with your girlfriend.

[Enya]

That's so fun. That looks so fun.

[Drew]

Yeah, guys really don't have that. I guess y' all literally every time y' all link up before you go out, the photos that come from it are like, this is your pre game. It's like Drew goes to Kai's house, they take a few shots, they end up in Kai's room and take like really eerie photos. Then there's like, the only photos from the night out is like one of their asses are out or like one of them look really creepy in a photo. And then that's your catalog of the.

[Kai]

And it looks fat too. That's the.

[Enya]

I mean, I mean, I'm not even kidding. Like, the pictures of you at stink night with your ass out like, are really special. And you should be proud of the assets that you have. Capital a ss an asset. Because like, like it looks. It's fat and juicy and I wish I had that. I don't. I don't even care about butts.

[Kai]

After you complimented my ass, I made a TikTok where I just put on jeans. Like, that's it.

[Enya]

Like bouncing.

[Kai]

2 million followers and 24 hours bouncing

[Enya]

into your blue jeans.

[Drew]

You should start a account. I guess Tucker essentially did this, but he was kind of being dead serious because isn't he from butt fuck nowhere America with all that cowboy. But you know how white people are doing the lure things. You should start a side fishing account and literally do the lip sync lure videos and see if like, you can pick up traction. I actually feel like you would do well now.

[Kai]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I actually haven't been on my phone very much because I've been using this thing where it bricks your phone so you can't use any of the bad stuff. So I've been feeling like very mentally good.

[Drew]

Oh, that's good.

[Kai]

That's not really distracted anymore. I'm not really distracted, actually.

[Enya]

I think this is your worst mental health week you've had being disconnected from your.

[Kai]

No, no.

[Enya]

Oh, were you lying to me?

[Kai]

Yeah. So I've been breaking my phone and like.

[Enya]

Is it you, Brick? What are we talking about? Brick dick. We're talking about brick dick. I think it's a dick that's on hard.

[Kai]

No, I mean it is, but it's also the same.

[Drew]

A hard penis stops you from using your phone.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah, for me, baby, yes. I've never been more disconnected from the world than when I have a dick in my butt.

[Drew]

You know how people have the little tripods they bring to. Wait, what did you say?

[Enya]

Nothing.

[Drew]

You know, tripods people bring on the back of their phone so they can watch TV while they eat at a, like McDonald's or something in my head, if I had a hard penis, I would just do that with my phone. I would, like, let my phone lean up against it so I don't have to like, look Down.

[Enya]

I've. I've literally. I'm not even kidding. I've done that before, but it was more just to see if I could do it. It's not functional. It doesn't actually work. Do you remember those cups that you could get for Chick Fil A that you could put, like, the sauce.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

All the nuggets and the fries, and then put it on your massive, like, 44 ounce soda.

[Drew]

I'm not gonna lie. 32 ounce Coca Cola and Styrofoam cup cherry.

[Enya]

Coca Cola from Chick Fil A. I'm

[Drew]

getting a Coke, actually.

[Enya]

Wow.

[Drew]

Sorry. That sounds too good.

[Enya]

Too good to be true. So you've been bricked this week?

[Kai]

I've been bricked up this week, yeah. So, yeah. I mean, it's just kind of like when you send me stuff, I can't watch it. I'm busy working.

[Enya]

It's pissing me off.

[Kai]

I know I only get, like, two hours to watch the shit that Drew sends me, but it's basically what you'll send me are, like, videos of people playing some sort of, like, online gambling. Gambling. Fruit Ninja Gaming.

[Enya]

Yeah. No, I've gone to the dark side. And the only content I've been watching this week, I'm not. I'm not exaggerating. Like, 90% of my day is taken up by me watching people win thousands of dollars in online gambling casinos. And it does do some. It, like, honestly, like, me trying to rationalize it, it's really bad.

[Drew]

It's actually really good for me. Also, we have no more Coca Cola. It's the worst day of my life. I had to get a glass of water.

[Enya]

Oh, you're so tiny.

[Drew]

So disgusting.

[Enya]

You're so t right now.

[Kai]

These videos that Drew was. That he was showing me had, like, 30 likes.

[Enya]

Yeah, no, it's. It's not. It's not.

[Drew]

It's literally also.

[Kai]

It's, like, not highly engaged with content.

[Drew]

It's like casino games that are genuinely AI Manufactured in the sense that. What am I looking at? It looks like a, like, amalgamation of Candy Crush, Cocoa Melon Steak draftkings.

[Enya]

Well, it is on Steak and Rainbow World of War.

[Drew]

Like, there's, like, magic potions, like, popping and, like, it's literally a mix of everything that a man, like, would maybe be connected.

[Enya]

What's funny is I literally have gotten so deep into it where I was like, oh, like, okay. You know how they, like, sold the shovels in the gold rush, and those are the people who actually made money. Like, not the people finding gold it's like, sell the shovel and that's how you make money. I was like, ooh, like I could design my own gambling game, like all of the sprites and all of the animations and shit, and then sell it to a company like Rain Bet. And it's like, like they get to use my IP and I get a percentage on every single.

[Drew]

Winning every single dollar that was supposed to go to some kids college fund but is actually going to his pocket so he can sit on his iPhone all day and do nothing with the

[Enya]

money and watch more videos, more gambling videos.

[Kai]

Do you guys think that the people on Love island have been insider trading with Kali and Poly? You know, you can like bet on who's going to get voted off or whatever.

[Drew]

Wait, are people betting on that now?

[Kai]

I get TikTok ads for it.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

And I'm like, that's a really.

[Enya]

That.

[Kai]

That adds a whole nother level of value that you can get out of being. Because obviously you get paid, what, like 50 grand? But you get paid in like brand deals.

[Enya]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kai]

And I'm like, I wonder how many of them are like sending information.

[Enya]

Well, I know for a fact the producers are producing this like gay couple. Like, they're like, I. They're very leaning into it heavily now. It's like girth check and shit. Like, these two guys are having a bromance and it's like, actually, Jade J, just be gay. Like jbg, like literally go each other. And that would be the greatest thing to ever come out of the show is these two guys. Because one of them is like openly bisexual.

[Drew]

To just do a bisexual cast.

[Enya]

Because I'm like, Korea's doing that.

[Drew]

That smart again. They're selling the shovels. They're selling the shovels.

[Kai]

It's supposed to be a reality TV show that. That's fiction. Because bisexual people aren't real. Oh, they're not real.

[Drew]

Honestly, speak your truth. I would love to hear you dialogue.

[Kai]

Yeah, thank you.

[Enya]

Yeah, wait, keep going. Keep denying your reality, Kai.

[Drew]

Oh, you're right.

[Kai]

Well, it's not my reality. I'm just saying. Also, I actually forget what I just said. I did want to come out as bisexual today, but I am not interested in hooking up with girls. And I've never hooked up with or. Sorry, guys.

[Enya]

Let's say you're gay. Let's say you're just gay and slim.

[Kai]

No, I'm bisexual.

[Drew]

I've never hooked. I've never. Like, girls are growing.

[Kai]

Gross, dude. Yeah, no, I. I'm bisexual. But I just hook up with girls. But I am bisexual, so

[Enya]

I think you're just straight.

[Drew]

Yeah, you might just, I don't know. Unless that Freudian slip was real.

[Enya]

I think the Freudian slip was.

[Kai]

No, it wasn't.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh. Speaking of only girls, I didn't finish about the girls getting trampled. I stayed until Lil B came out. Actually. No. We need to talk about the fact that Mariah watched us enter the Upside Down. When we first got upstairs and we were trying to get a drink, we like like got a drink and then immediately we're like, we need to go downstairs. It is so over stimulating up here. And we like didn't see anyone we knew. So we just went back to where we thought the stairs were and it was this scary red lit tunnel. It was the only like red lit corner. It was scary the whole building and it's just this tunnel with two doors. And I was like, not a restroom. And then the other door says also not a rest.

[Enya]

I was a hundred percent sure we came out of that hallway and when none of those doors like went to the hallway or the staircase, I was actually scared for a second. I was like, are we trapped in black mirror?

[Drew]

And we both got this corner and it's so loud and it felt deathly silent. Cuz we, I like pushed open each door also.

[Enya]

We're talking about Mariah Carey by the way.

[Drew]

Yeah, it was Mariah Carey.

[Enya]

She watched us freak the out and then she came up to us and was like, what were y' all doing down there? I was so weirded out by y' all going in those doors and we were like, oh, we thought it was a staircase. And we had a hoot and holler and then we danced at the front of DJ Academic set with her DJ Trapaholics.

[Drew]

Yeah, DJ Drop Olux. Oh, he was kind of a bad DJ.

[Enya]

He wasn't DJing for most of it. Drew would know, maybe I would know. I watched it. I watched him fake DJ for about 10 minutes. But then he actually started DJing.

[Drew]

He was playing, he just wasn't really a good DJ. Like every time he was mixing songs into it, like every now and then for the most part it would just go dead silent for at least like two, three seconds. I'm like, that is not a good dj. That is like techn by technical standards. But he is like one of the greatest producers of all time. No. Yeah, so like like here, period. Like love that. And he is a dj. One of the greatest in some way

[Enya]

was me tapping into My straight culture.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Enya]

I've completely forgotten what it is like to be at a straight party. Just because I've been, like, in my gay era, apparently. And, like, I macro dosed that. Like, that was. That was really, like, I would start, like, fake throwing ass on Inya and, like, get all these crazy looks from dudes being like, whoa, is that a gay guy in our space? Like, what is going on? And then I was like, oh, this really is not a safe space. This is not a safe space. But I still threw ass and it actually was a safe space.

[Drew]

So I know it wasn't a safe space in the sense that that is a room of straight guys who, quite literally, one can't even tell if a gay guy. Oh, it's. I actually met a straight guy like this recently who was talking about how he finds it really insane when he meets a guy and it takes forever for him to find out he's gay because he's just so not used to being around gay guys that his idea of a gay guy is very like, hi, I love to suck dick. I suck dick all the time, like, in his head. And I'm just like, it's crazy how, like, straight people who have never been around gay people, they quite literally have no idea what they're looking at. And I feel like it was unsafe in the sense that none of those men, everyone you spoke to and interacted with is probably like, no, he gets mad play.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like what? Like, his best friend is like this girl who, like, hot girls love her. He gets like, all like, dude, what? Like, he's so set up until you start, like, doing that.

[Enya]

And then it's like, like, until I start doing a bit where I'm trying to act straight and that actually makes me look gayer than.

[Drew]

Oh, he was trying to get his white guy at a party dance, like, sway.

[Enya]

Can you come over here?

[Drew]

And he was doing too much in the hips. Like, he was really, like. He was using his hips to, like, move his body. When I think white guys are not just white guys, but straight guys, they,

[Kai]

like, I can coach too hard for me to get out.

[Drew]

They bounce their weight. Like, no, see, you're still doing almost a bit too much.

[Kai]

You look really straight.

[Drew]

It.

[Enya]

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[Drew]

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[Enya]

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[Drew]

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[Enya]

I've gone through breast cancer and then

[Drew]

helped my mother through breast cancer and

[Enya]

that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand understand postpartum depression. I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety.

[Drew]

Olympic champ Shawn Johnson revealed why she had no choice but to be a gymnast. There was something about gymnastics that was intoxicating to me.

[Enya]

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[Drew]

all have one of those treasures inside of us. We Just have to find it. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Enya]

June is Black Music Month, and on the Drink Champs podcast, we're speaking with the hottest names in the culture. Swae Lee, do you realize how legendary you are? I appreciate that I be seeing it,

[Drew]

but I'm like, man, I still got,

[Enya]

like, so much more to do. Like Prince, he dropped like, 30 albums. We dropped like five right now. That's the rate we gotta be going.

[Kai]

Y.

[Enya]

That's a good attitude. You'll also hear stories from industry legends and hip hop pioneers like Fab five Freddy. I directed one of Nas's early videos.

[Kai]

Which one?

[Enya]

One Love.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Enya]

Yes, I love. Literally. Filmed in his apartment in Queensbridge. His moms were still up in that apartment. Nas was just beginning to take off. His pops used to live near me in Harlem. His dad introduced him to a whole lot of, you know, conscious stuff, and

[Drew]

he made a young prodigy.

[Enya]

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[Drew]

Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it getting a new one put up in its place. As long as there's a politics of race in America, there's going to be a politics of remembering the Civil War. To get to school, I had to

[Enya]

go down Robert E. Lee Boulevard, get

[Drew]

to the grocery store.

[Enya]

I had to go down Jefferson Davis Parkway.

[Drew]

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[Enya]

Yeah, it's left hand, so I can shake people. Men's with my right.

[Kai]

Yeah, you can dap them up.

[Drew]

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, this feels like he's never done that.

[Kai]

I don't know. It's kind of. It's kind of working for me, honestly. Like, he looks like a guy that.

[Drew]

Can you do what you were doing for me when you. Or doing it like, he was literally. The hips are doing something too much in the hips.

[Kai]

The hips.

[Drew]

Because now you're giving, like, straight in the way Timothy was in the first, like, 10 minutes of call me by your name.

[Kai]

Oh, this is a very call me by your name outfit.

[Drew]

Yeah. That's what just reminded me of, like, the dancing scene that everybody loves.

[Enya]

I got bullied by everyone listening to stop wearing this shirt. But, you know, I popped it out of my closet today because it looks cute.

[Drew]

You were like, shit, if I'm getting out of here, the shirt's coming with me.

[Enya]

Exactly. Okay, girl getting trampled.

[Drew]

Okay. So we were in the Upside Down. I was so scared. I kept telling Drew I was scared before you left. And Drew's like, yeah, it's because you're high. And, like, we're never around this many straight people. And, like, it genuinely was like, whoa. Like, I'm around.

[Enya]

Straight culture does exist. Like, we live in, like, a bubble, but there really is, like, straight culture out there.

[Drew]

No, there's a lot of straight people in la, which is, like, so crazy. But I guess I hang around straight people in the sense that I hang around a lot of straight girls. And then I have, like, my. Yeah, five to six straight guy friends who are, like, in rotation in my sphere.

[Kai]

Okay, Just me, Drew. It's just me.

[Drew]

It's just I. I put my arm like this and then went, no.

[Enya]

You waved around.

[Drew]

No, but I kind of, like, jawed over there on that side of the house. So I kind of, like, was, like, taking his ass.

[Enya]

You know exactly what it is.

[Drew]

Okay. So I stayed till Lil B came out because I needed to see that. I've already seen Lil B live, like, a long time ago because I'm, like, very. Like, a question for the whole trip. But it was one amazing to see men. Like, did you see when men were joining Gunna's run club in the UK and they got made fun of Gunner? Actually, I don't even think it was a run club. I think he just, like, started run and, like, guys were in the UK were, like, going out and running with Gunna, and they got a lot of flack for it because it was like, that's gay as shit. What do you mean? Like, you're just running after this man. Like, now you're running. I actually, Yeah, I Say, like, that is crazy. But then to play devil's advocate, I'm like, okay, period. At least they're not just, like, on their phones watching casino videos. Like, that's when you.

[Enya]

Like, that's when you get too straight. I agree.

[Drew]

But to me, that is straight doom scrolling. Like, straight guy doom scrolling with no pop culture connection. It's like, yeah, is your. It's like sky streamers. Who. Also, all they do is play casino games. Like, there is no out.

[Enya]

There's no out. It's forever.

[Drew]

To be born a man is to be born with a gambling addiction.

[Enya]

Exactly.

[Drew]

They were promised that gambling addiction 3,000 years ago. Men in general, they were promised that a lot.

[Enya]

Wait, that was way more of a banger than I think you realize.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Like, I don't even think that is so disrespectful, Drew. You're welcome. I'm defending you. You're welcome. That was really condescending.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know how smart I am. I'm very witty.

[Enya]

No, there's, like, levels to this also.

[Kai]

I don't think you understand how much I just defended you just now.

[Drew]

Because, like, I mean, like, now you're digging into it. And also put your arm out yourself. He's digging into that.

[Kai]

That's exactly.

[Enya]

Okay. Girl getting trampled. Girl getting.

[Drew]

Okay, sorry, sorry. So l. B comes out. He's playing, like, songs that are, like, kind of deeper in his discog. Like, obviously a few people I would

[Enya]

have known all of it.

[Drew]

Really into it. Oh, my gosh. I did see this, like, what I'm assuming is a vice reporter, and I can't wait to see his ig. But it was cracking me the fuck up. It was like this guy who is, like, early 40s wearing, like, a bandana.

[Enya]

Or was he tall? Yeah, he was standing in front of us when he had got nauseous.

[Drew]

Yeah, he had a fedora on. And he. If you feel like you were trampling people.

[Kai]

Did he have a fedora on top of a bandana?

[Drew]

Bro, he had no, worse. He had the bandana around his mouth like he was that fucking Coachella. Which I guess, honestly, I say that, but you got nauseous from how much

[Enya]

dust was in there. Was. Was skin dust in the air from people not putting lotion on their bodies. Like, it was all the arms that

[Drew]

were bumping into each other like the skin cells in there. It was.

[Enya]

Yeah, it was giving break.

[Kai]

He was white.

[Drew]

Yeah. And he had a vice chain on. He literally had the tiniest little vice chain on, and he was like, pummeling through for the most mid ig story videos I've ever seen.

[Kai]

Like, he was like, huh, he was 40. No, that's too old.

[Drew]

Literally, like, put his legs out to, like,

[Kai]

wait, what's. What's a worst vibe? A white guy in his 40s with a vice necklace and he has the bandana around his head and the fedora on top. Or that same guy, but he has the bandana underneath the fedora.

[Enya]

Underneath the fedora.

[Drew]

Underneath the fedora as well.

[Kai]

That's scary.

[Drew]

Cuz. Cuz there's something about that. It's like, okay, what are you hiding as a man? It's like, that's either style or you're hiding. There's no ins and outs of that. That's like a choice or you're hiding. So then to remove your. Your disguise and there' other, like, you have a reveal.

[Enya]

Take him swimming on the first. Take him on a water slide on the first date.

[Drew]

No, literally no. Take him on a windy roller coaster to knock the hat off his head on the first date, actually. Oh, my God. Literally, if you guys think you're seeing somebody who, like, is balding, take them to Disney. Because so many rides, you literally have to take your hat off.

[Enya]

Like, they'll find a way.

[Drew]

I'm wearing a beanie there.

[Enya]

Some bald men, a lot of grip. Some recessed, hairlined men, like, like, they can take their hat off without you even realizing it and have it back on in a split second. Like, it's a. It's a beautiful thing. It's like a magic trick. It's like, unironically, they actually should be doing sleight of hand magic tricks.

[Kai]

Like, I want the slow mo guys to get a video. One of those guys doing that.

[Enya]

Wait, that's a funny bit. Oh, also, it's like video when they

[Drew]

show, like, how a cricket actually makes that sound. And they're like, we put it down

[Enya]

to, like, 1 million frames per second.

[Drew]

It.

[Kai]

What were you going to say, Drew?

[Enya]

Oh, a funny sketch that you and I need to record is like, insecure dj, that's like, are you guys still with me? It was funny. It's. It's. I have.

[Drew]

I have basically no. But you would have to build up to what we were watching, which was

[Enya]

one of the Trample Girl. Trample Girl, Trample Girl.

[Kai]

Are you guys still with, well, DJ

[Drew]

Traholics and being like, are you guys here, here?

[Enya]

Are you still with me? Over and over he goes, don't run from me.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Which I'm like, Whoa, whoa. Huh? Saying like, I'm still up here for another hour. Like, he's like, I'll be up here

[Drew]

for 20 hours, I don't care. Like, he's literally threatening us. Yeah, because nobody wanted to dance to like random California based rappers that he definitely just googled a playlist.

[Enya]

I'm so curious about Trample Girl.

[Drew]

Okay, so whatever I'm watching, obviously, like this crowd of mainly guys get very rowdy. Of course there's like a. It was like a good ratio. It was a good ratio. And there's girls who like obviously knew exactly what was about to happen and backed up because they were like, oh, this is about to be a room full of like 25 to 31 year old men who are all full of alcohol and other substances. And. And for them an idol like Lil B is three feet away. So they're about to be fucking insane and rambunctious. So most like women ended up like trailing off to the back.

[Enya]

Except for one.

[Drew]

Then I watched as like these two girls, they had just got their drinks and they're like going into the crowd and immediately as they do that, like a huge mosh pit started and like, thank God, like the first girl started to go in and literally her arm got in and it looked like if somebody like had like a. A mishap at like a factory and their sleeve got taken into a machine,

[Enya]

like they're spinning around the rotary.

[Drew]

Like her first arm went to go in the ground and she's like shaking around and thank fucking God a guy was like, do not go in there. Don't go that way. And then she's like, okay. And like kind of like trailed around and ignored him and like went towards the side and I just watched these women like slowly got like sucked into like this way.

[Enya]

It's like Diddy Bop at night sky skydiving. He had Diddy Bob had an allergic reaction at Netspin.

[Kai]

Is that real?

[Enya]

In the pit, I saw a video of it.

[Drew]

Who?

[Enya]

Diddy Bop?

[Drew]

Who is that?

[Kai]

Oh, Diddy Bop is basically this influencer for the underground rap community and he's like this white guy. Which I will say whenever I see his videos, I shouldn't see them at all because 32, I'm 22, but I feel like he is very influenced by your early Internet presence.

[Enya]

I feel like I've always, I've always kind of felt that. I've always felt that. But it's like he doesn't even realize that. I'm like, I think it's like it's

[Kai]

probably, like, multiple degrees of separation. But, no, I agree. This video wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Drew.

[Drew]

Drew, is your favorite white guy's favorite white guy?

[Kai]

Yes.

[Enya]

Favorite, Favorite, Favorite. Favorite. Favorite white guy.

[Drew]

Your favorite white guy's favorite white guy. Who found out about this favorite white guy, and he doesn't even know his

[Enya]

favorite white guy is gay thrice removed. One day, when I die young, there will be, like, a resurgence of people being, like, connecting the dots. I think they'll connect the dots.

[Drew]

Die young, babies. Young is behind. No.

[Enya]

35. No, no, no.

[Drew]

This is died. This would be dying. Awful.

[Enya]

Well, so I have to kill myself tomorrow, is what you're saying. Yeah, Drew, you should just kill yourself. That's exactly what you just said.

[Drew]

No, because then you don't die young. You kill yourself at, like, kind of

[Enya]

like a. Oh, it's like, damn. Like, I mean, like, killing yourself at 16 is, like, kind of fierce.

[Drew]

At home for himself, like, for some reason. Killing yourself at 27 is, like.

[Enya]

It's like, oh, ye actually knew. Like, this might be the best path forward. Killing yourself at 16 is, like, kind of fierce. It's like, oh, like, what?

[Drew]

You even give yourself a chance? Doing it at 27 is, like, okay, we all fail at our chances.

[Enya]

Get over it.

[Drew]

Keep it pushing. And then to me, you get to kill yourself again in your mid to late 40s and on. And then that's. It's like, oh, my God. That's, like, devastating. Yeah, but, like, 40. 27 to 40. You can't kill yourself. That's embarrassing. That's like.

[Enya]

No, I mean, killing yourself is embarrassing in general. That's why I never did it.

[Drew]

Oh, I never did it. Not because I thought it was embarrassing, but literally the sheer thought of the fact that, in a sense, it would solve all my issues. But a lot of my issues are my control and need to help people I love and, like, be this carrier. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, if I kill myself, it's literally going to make the core problem worse, actually. Or maybe my soul will have to lean.

[Enya]

Maybe it makes it better.

[Drew]

You're right.

[Enya]

Maybe it makes people start taking their own account, like, taking control for themselves.

[Drew]

And I guess the only path is just to kill myself.

[Enya]

Well, we'll never find out unless you actually do it. And then, like, imagine the Gofundme, like, going into my pocket.

[Drew]

But what would you even, like, say

[Enya]

the Gofundme is for, like, funeral fees?

[Drew]

No. You give the Gofundme to my family.

[Enya]

I am Family. Family. I am family, baby. Okay, Imagine my life. No podcast, no income. What am I gonna do?

[Drew]

Since I didn't kill myself, I'm gonna take that shovels reference and I'm gonna start selling coffins.

[Enya]

Well, that's like. That's another one. That is. That is someone. They do say that. Be the person who sells the coffins. Wait, they feed us poison to sell us cures.

[Drew]

They feed us poisons that don't work so they can sell us coffins and ox.

[Enya]

Gin is toxic.

[Drew]

I watched that girl. Those girls get, like, sucked into a wormhole of, like, destruction. And then men started jumping off of the stage into the crowd. And I.

[Enya]

How quickly did he come on after I left?

[Drew]

Maybe, like, 30 minutes. Yeah.

[Enya]

Okay, good.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like, you would have had to wait. Like, I felt like I was waiting for, like, a.

[Enya]

It was just also, like, so hot in there. Oh, I know.

[Drew]

I'm very smart for what I wore. It was very dangerous.

[Enya]

Young guy. I saw this on Twitter. Young guys who like to have sex with older men, they're called silkworms because old men have silky buttholes. Just

[Drew]

so disgusting.

[Enya]

Yeah, that. I think that's gonna hit the gay lexicon, like a nuke in, like, 3ish weeks. Just calling people silkworms. I'm a silkworm.

[Drew]

You're a pill popping silkworm.

[Enya]

I'm a pill popping silkworm worm. I am a silkworm.

[Drew]

I wish I was a pill popping.

[Enya]

We need silkworm pride.

[Drew]

Oh, I mean, you. It has to hit the lexicon soon because pride is almost over. And then. You can't say stuff like that out loud anymore.

[Enya]

I only had sex, like, 46 times during Pride Month.

[Drew]

You were shooting for 52.

[Enya]

No, like, five days. Yeah, six or seven days. Six, seven.

[Drew]

And then Lil B continued to be the there till I left. He was literally just like, hanging out. No, not performing.

[Enya]

Where did he come from? He finished, like, what? Like, where did he come from? Like, how did he get.

[Drew]

I don't know. He kind of just appeared, like, one second. Like, DJ Trapaholics left. Oh. DJ Tropaholics left. And then his friends DJed. And his friends were pretty bad, too. Like, Lil B's friends. DJ as, like, an opening set. They weren't necessarily bad, but I was like, listen, I understand everybody wants to have their own recipe, but this is all going to the same buffet, and it's not making any sense.

[Enya]

It's crazy. I did not wait, because I actually have been a fan of Little B since I was, like, 13.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Like, for Real, for real. But I was just like, that's how you know for real. That I was like, about to have a conniption fit. Panic attack. Like, ooh, hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no, Hell.

[Drew]

Well, the smoke was just getting worser and worser. Especially because then I found out still

[Enya]

smell like the smoke. A.

[Drew]

Well, it was great for me because you could smoke inside. Not. I don't think, actually.

[Enya]

But I mean, everyone was.

[Drew]

Yeah, everyone was. So I joined. I was a sheeple and I was smoking inside and it was like the greatest thing ever. But no, I don't remember where he came from, but he did do a classic, amazing low be tangent in between one of the songs. First of all, he was wearing a shirt that was hot pink with Lesbians

[Enya]

should wear protection too. Yes, lesbians should wear protection to not just straight couples, not just gay couples. Lesbians should both be wearing dental dams when they munch box.

[Drew]

And that is what Lil B told me at or me and the whole crowd at Three Points Festival in Miami. And like, 2016. The tangent he went on was he. Yeah, he had just found out that women are supposed to be wearing dental dams. And he was like, everybody knows about, like, sex protection, but we got to protect our women. Like, you should be using a dental dam. Any of the lesbians out here. Like, if you don't know where that girl's been, use a dental dam. Like. And he was literally just trying to get people. And he was like. He literally was going into detail. He was like, but it even. Like, even if you're giving someone head, you should put a dental dam down. Like, he literally is just going on this tangent. And then yesterday, his tangent of choice also, I do have to get off. He was wearing a why hate shirt. And his whole thing last night was, was, he obviously has had enough of the way humans are navigating the world since he's tapped out as much. And he kept being like, why does anybody hate anybody? Everyone in here, we all look different and we love each other. And, like, he just kept going on a love spiel. And then randomly, he starts playing one of the best because it is the worst Gwen Stefani songs on the planet. Which I was like, I wish Josiah came tonight because this alone would have made him so happy. Started playing Orange County Girl. Like, he starts playing it in the middle of a set and he's like, no, I'm not even kidding. We're going to let this one play out. I love this song. He's like, I love this.

[Enya]

So sick.

[Drew]

Shout Out Gwen Stefani, who hears from Orange County. And, like, nobody said anything. And he was like, who here loves Gwen Stefani? And everybody yelled, and he was like, yeah, that's my Orange county girl. And, like, literally just, like, let it play out. But if you haven't heard that song, it's so bad.

[Enya]

And it's literally, I'm like the little

[Drew]

B. Orange county girl.

[Enya]

I'm like the little B of the. The Internet.

[Drew]

Yeah. You just want to spread love and positivity, and then every now and then, say something so sexually derogative that it kind of bounces you back to reality, and you're like, wait, this is like a grown guy saying really weird things. But then you bounce back to love and peace, so you just have this equality.

[Enya]

We need to bounce on. Love and peace.

[Drew]

Love. So good. I had to do a split on it.

[Enya]

This McFrappe so good. I had to split it.

[Drew]

I had to write it. But, yeah, he was there for a really long time. And honestly, it was really amazing to witness. Oh, my gosh.

[Kai]

He's been doing that the whole episode.

[Enya]

He was pissing me off.

[Kai]

I'm laughing at your ch.

[Drew]

Stop looking at him.

[Kai]

Sorry.

[Drew]

I love you.

[Kai]

I love you, too.

[Drew]

But, yeah, he was there for so long. Oh, and then there was a random white guy with the wo. Vicky tweet, your flesh will betray you tattooed on his back.

[Enya]

That's who was, like, on the stage.

[Drew]

And I was like, this. Honestly, this has made me, in some odd way, respect boys.

[Enya]

I was like, you know what, boyhood?

[Drew]

I was like, yeah, here. Here y' all go. Just like, a bunch of guys being obsessed with this other guy who's, like, 13 years your senior. I. With this. Like, this.

[Enya]

Me and k. Netspin. You're 40 years his senior.

[Kai]

Did we talk about the fact that we went to a Netspin show?

[Enya]

I don.

[Drew]

I don't think you did.

[Enya]

We did.

[Kai]

I don't think we talked about that. Or the fact that we. You and I took a Pilates class, and the instructor asked if you were injured.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I cannot believe we didn't talk about that.

[Kai]

I don't think we did.

[Enya]

So me and Kai took a Pilates class.

[Drew]

That was one of the greatest texts I've ever received, by the way.

[Enya]

We went to a Pilates class. It was. Obviously, every straight guy, myself included, is always like, it's so much harder than you'd expect. Like, being, like, a straight guy and having, like, strength and whatnot. Like, does not help you, but you're right. Or help me in, like, a Pilates class or whatever.

[Drew]

He's still a boy.

[Enya]

Let's wake that up, guys.

[Drew]

We can't forget gay guys are boys, too.

[Enya]

You're not a girl. You're not a girl, bitch. Dick and balls swinging between your legs.

[Kai]

I just can't stop thinking about. I would, like, look over at Drew. His legs were so skinny. Like SpongeBob's fucking leg. You know when SpongeBob goes to, like, the ween. Not Weenie Hut Junior, but it's like, the one with, like, all the big strong guys and he's, like, trying to work out and look like that. Drew's legs violently.

[Drew]

She was coming.

[Enya]

No, I was climaxing. The prostate was getting vibrated.

[Drew]

He's in a room with a.

[Kai]

Look over at him. And we locked eyes, and I saw genuine fear in and Drew's eyes. We were like, 10 minutes, to be fair.

[Drew]

Actually, I. The last class, I went to a hot yoga. Yoga class. Didn't you have a similar thing?

[Enya]

Like, yes, it's. It me up. It fucks me up. Like, I can, like.

[Drew]

And the instructor does always point.

[Enya]

They clock, they pull. They point me out. And it's like, literally, okay. She, like, she was, like, obviously bullying me because, like, she was pissed that we were in her class, like, whatever. And, like, so me and Kai kept getting, like, instructions, like, on how to do it or whatever. And, like, she, like, come over and be like, no, you need to do it like this. And then she just explained, like, one of the most hyper technical moves and that, like, I could not understand. I looked around. Everybody was doing it different. Like, it was like, okay, like, I'm just going to do it like the girl next to me or I'm going to do it like Kai or whatever. So, like, I was doing.

[Drew]

Stopping the girl next to you and getting called out instead of her.

[Enya]

Yeah. And so before this, she told us to put one yellow and one red. And that's like, the weight style. And I just put one yellow because obviously I was, like, tweaking out. Like, my legs were shaking. And she came up and covered her mic and said, no. I said, one red, one yellow. And then she uncovered her mic and then started giving me instructions and then was like, are you injured? And she said it so hatefully, and I was like, oh, no. And I. It literally felt like she was asking if I had a brain injury. Like, what is going on? Like, you need to, like. I said, one red, one yellow. You're not doing this move Right, like, she did not play. She hated my gun.

[Drew]

You're subordinate.

[Enya]

No, literally, like, I'm her subordinate.

[Drew]

Isn't that just like the word for, like, employee or somebody under you? Like, subordinate to me feels like saying something somebody, like, to me, subordinate sounds more appropriate as a word to say. Like, you're a subordinate student. And subordinate should be like, you're malfunctioning. Like, to me, that's what that word sounds like.

[Enya]

Like, Kai had to buy $10 socks and I didn't. Grippy socks.

[Drew]

Did you have grippy socks?

[Enya]

Yeah, I got that grip.

[Drew]

Everything's grippy.

[Kai]

What's crazy is I have so many pairs from the hospital, but I just didn't.

[Enya]

You actually do sometimes wear grippy socks.

[Drew]

No, I do.

[Kai]

I don't.

[Enya]

You've worn grippy socks to the house before.

[Kai]

No, I haven't. Not even once.

[Enya]

Yes, you have.

[Kai]

Truly. You hallucinating that?

[Enya]

Or maybe it's you. You had grippy socks, right?

[Drew]

Stray rats did grippy socks at one point.

[Enya]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Drew]

Yeah. So I've had those, but I lost them immediately.

[Enya]

Sorry.

[Kai]

I don't mind the grippy socks in the hospital because you run faster from the guards.

[Enya]

I've been keeping up with this TikTok account of someone, like, in some, like, Eastern Europe psych ward. I know, Sick of me. Whatever. And like, they're like, literally losing their mind and they attempt to escape almost every single day. And, like, they get further and further and further every time. And it's like all of the comments are like, hey, bro, like, really think you should be in there if you're trying to escape this much. Like, there's obviously, like, something going on. Like, you should probably stay. Stay. And I agree. Um, but he, she, they keeps getting further and further and further and I love it. I'm rooting for them.

[Drew]

Why do they have a phone?

[Enya]

Some psych wards let you have phones. Like, that's where, like 90% of the law cows come from.

[Drew]

That's so crazy to me because I'm like, that. Your phone is.

[Enya]

That's what gave you.

[Drew]

That's what put you here. Your phone is kind of what put you here. At least now in today's age, it's like, what's accelerating that process and that's what's happening to you with the gambling, honestly.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

What would you guys do if you found out that I had a side TikTok account where I did, like, meta Ray ban, like, hitting on girls content?

[Enya]

I would love that shit so much, you know, I would love that.

[Kai]

Yeah, you would be really excited.

[Enya]

Yeah, I would be so. I would be so excited. And I would ask to, like, cameo in it. Oh, do you have Ray Ban meta glasses?

[Kai]

I have some only because I went to this dinner where they get. Gave them out.

[Enya]

Can I play with them?

[Kai]

I made like one joke video with them with Liam, but I never.

[Enya]

We should go do that, Kai. We should go hit on girls together.

[Drew]

Y' all should go to Akbar and hit on the girls there.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Wait. Yeah, we should bring it to the gay community, Start surveilling the gay community,

[Drew]

outing people in the gay community.

[Enya]

There's this account that I found for the bar we frequent a lot where there's like a mail slot in the door and at 2am when everybody gets kicked out, they take a picture of everybody on the street with the door shut through the mail slot. And it's called mail slot. I don't want to say the next part because it's my fantasy, but I followed them on Instagram. They DMed me and I was like, whoa, this is so sick. And then Jeff, who we go with often, also followed them, like years ago. He who put it. Put me onto them. They DM'd him the same message like 4 years ago. So it's a copy and paste message. And I thought it was so special. I thought I was so special.

[Drew]

Literally everybody who's kind of hot who opened a DM from Cameron Dallas in the past, like five years. And just the copy and I want to read New age sex trafficking thing of trying to get you to sell your DM'd.

[Enya]

Me, right?

[Drew]

Yeah, I think so. I think they like, people like that end up DMing. There's like this weird, weird side hustle of scammetry that happens to influencers who have that much pull, who fall off, where they literally just end up becoming like scammers, scammer chat bots. Like, they literally just DM you and they're like, I would love to be a part of your business.

[Enya]

Cameron DM'd me. Hey, are you monetized on Snap slash getting brand deals for it?

[Kai]

What?

[Drew]

This is a thing?

[Kai]

Was he like, recruiting you to work?

[Enya]

Yeah, he, like, he. I think he owns. I think he has like an only fans. Like, he made not for him showing his body, but he owns, like a site like, only fans.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

And he owns, like all these, like, weird endeavors. He also, like, did AI music recently. It's really insane.

[Kai]

That sounds really interesting. I'm listen to that has to do

[Enya]

with like a bunch of crows and Crows.

[Drew]

Yeah, like, what about the chatbot said that that was going to be a vibe. It's like the Edgar Allan Poe of it all. I feel like straight guys who don't read a lot when they think about poetry, they're like, oh, I know Edgar Alan Poe.

[Enya]

Oh, here we go. Wait, what? Kai actually liking it?

[Kai]

Yeah, I liked it on Spotify just now.

[Drew]

Wait, I need to see his DM from me or me saying from me. Well, his bio is God has a plan. So you're saying a lot about his AI music, but you're not really taking into account that this is God's plan.

[Enya]

Yeah, that's true for Cameron Dallas. That's really cool.

[Drew]

He was promised this career path.

[Enya]

So is about 9,000 degrees in here right now. I'm sweating. I just got heat flashes crazy style.

[Drew]

Should we do some media?

[Enya]

Let's go for a little bit longer. Kai, what do you do have to talk about?

[Kai]

Oh, I've been saying demure recently. I kind of want to see if I can make it a thing.

[Enya]

Like how would you use it in a sentence?

[Kai]

Well, like if you're drinking something and you put it down and then you did it loudly, I would say, oh, I don't do that. I see how I put mine down. Very quiet, very demure.

[Enya]

You're pissing at a urinal. You don't make a lot of sound. You're pissing demure.

[Kai]

Like you would be peeing loudly. I would look at you and I would insert my penis into the water and kind of like inject my pee into the water. I would go, look. No sound very.

[Enya]

I mean literally, you even using the word demure is demure. It goes deeper and deeper. I love that.

[Drew]

It is very upper echelon of you.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Enya]

And yeah, you're sitting very demure right now. Does not feel that.

[Kai]

Thank you. Does not feel.

[Enya]

You came up with that.

[Kai]

I came up with that all by myself.

[Drew]

Well, Cameron Dallas's DM to me is, hey, Ernie, would love to get you a paid deal with my company, Fanfics. Free to chat Monday afternoon. And then I said that's not my name. And I never got a response.

[Enya]

Wow.

[Drew]

Maybe if you copy and pasted with my real name, I would have said

[Enya]

something you would have been A lot

[Drew]

of people do, like even in the world work field, think my name is Ernie.

[Enya]

I was literally just thinking about this person as we were sitting here talking. That's crazy.

[Kai]

It's Jose.

[Drew]

It's his dad. Woo. Oh, last Night. Also, while I was at the bar, this girl saw that I was ordering a drink, and I was with one of my friends, and she tapped me and asked if I could order her a shot. And she wanted a shot of Rapisado. And I asked for it. And then the lady was like, oh, it cost like, $14. And I was like, honestly, run it, cuz I was just like, I need to get this girl this shop. Because I love. Loved the idea. Because I. When I turned, she asked me for that one thing. And I was like, oh, that's random. Like, who is she getting this for? And I was like, oh, is this for you? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, are you here lunches? Like, no, but my friends are off in the corner. I just got here. So, like, I. I came to the bar and I was just obsessed with her vibe of literally getting to the bar. It's crowded.

[Enya]

I'm obsessed with your vibe right now.

[Drew]

That actually was me. Like, that literally was me. I was drunk enough to be in that state, but I am obsessed with the fact that this girl got to a bar, it's packed. As she sees, like, a girl who's talk to the bartender, and she's like, this is my shot. Like, I need to just ask this girl.

[Enya]

What else happened to us this week? We've only talked about the bar.

[Drew]

Well, we went to the gun range.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah, we shot guns.

[Drew]

We've been having a very American.

[Enya]

Yeah. I gave Enya a tutorial, like, a brief tutorial of gun safety. Also, the guy at the counter, like, was like, which one of y' all knows how to use a gun? And I was like, oh, I do. I grew up in Texas, and he made me give him, like, show how. How to, like, unload load a gun while also following gun safety protocols. And that's the only thing I had to do to get access to a weapon, which is, I know, so crazy.

[Drew]

He didn't ask for any other IDs other than Drews. And he was like, you know how to use a gun? And he was like, okay, then you guys are good. Like, that was it. I did get so many head shots and body shots on my target, I'll insert a picture of the target. So just know if you with.

[Kai]

With me.

[Drew]

Remember, I'm from Florida. Don't with me. Don't with Florida. Oh, I love being from Florida. Oh, but I was just mentioning that girl because I ended up following her, and she's literally just a baddie. Like, she's bad as hell. Her post this morning.

[Kai]

That's so crazy.

[Enya]

Wait, what is this?

[Drew]

It's the girl who I bought a drink. She's literally just like, this hot girl, and she's only lived here for three. Three months. And she had, like, a.

[Enya]

Her fantasy. You're making her fantasy real, real, real. Why does a tornado never hit a bank? Blow some money over here.

[Drew]

Fuck. What was the thing I made up and I didn't write it down? It was like, something that you were like. You have to say that on Drew Psyop Corner. I'm never gonna remember it.

[Enya]

Yeah. I've realized that if I ever ask Enya to write something down, the thought will vanish forever because she ever.

[Drew]

Yeah, if anybody tells me to do anything, I simply won't. It's really bad. And I'm gonna figure that out soon. I don't have much time, though, because I'm 27 and I'm starting to worry that I have allowed fairy adolescent characteristics to calcify in my brain. And it would kind of take a lot. It would take, like, a dental cleaning worth of, like, power washer to get that calcified characteristic off of my head. And that's not going to happen. It's just never going to happen. I'm never going to listen. Drew's texting his crush, so we've lost him. We've lost him.

[Enya]

And I'm saying, your sweat will turn the shirt black. I'm flirting, I'm eating, dating. Well, I'm not gonna get a response either.

[Drew]

You'll get a response.

[Enya]

No, I won't. No, I won't. He's not. She's not gonna respond to me.

[Drew]

Why do you keep saying she, bro? Like, no one. Like, it actually is insane how many people do think you are straight. Like, the amount of people who even just recently, because you stopped joking about being straight, are like, oh, Dr. Drew is gay. Oh, he's gay. Like, I've seen, like, a comment, somebody being like, I've been listening for two years, and I genuinely thought he was straight, but now I. I am realizing he actually is gay. He's not joking.

[Enya]

No, it's dead ass a bit.

[Drew]

Wait, which part?

[Enya]

That I'm gay? I got a text back, guys.

[Drew]

I heard it. And the text was the phone. Yeah, the phone was stay. Ah.

[Enya]

Y' all ever stick a PlayStation 5 controller up your ass while you're playing Fortnite and then run out into the middle of the field so people start shooting you and just go in the storm?

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. I've been Back to playing Fortnite. I just got a sidekick, and I named it Azul. Duh. I've been killing it. I'm doing, like, games with, like, 12 plus eliminations. Josie and I had a game the other day that was so great, and I've been so into playing Fortnite. That was it. Last night or maybe two days ago, right before we left the house, I was like, ooh, I have enough time to get a game in. And then I looked out the window and saw Drew standing outside waiting for me to get out so we could leave. And I accidentally put the PS5 controller in my purse. And while we were standing outside about to leave, I was like, damn, my purse is really heavy. And I kind of wish I didn't realize I had a 5 controller in my purse until we got to, like, the pool bar we were going to.

[Enya]

I literally cannot remember what I've done this week.

[Drew]

We went to the pool part of the pool bar with Josie and Lucas.

[Enya]

Oh, I've gotten addicted to Pokemon cards. I'm really, really bullish on Pokemon cards right now.

[Drew]

Your only update of the week is you're obsessed with casino games on your phone and Pokemon cards. Like, so both gambling.

[Enya]

I really should not have gambled on that damn cruise. I really should not.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. That is.

[Enya]

What it is, is it's, like, unlocked something in my brain, and I'm not gonna lie, I have several times gone on to these gambling websites to make an account, but they're all banned in California. But I know there's a way around it, but I really. I don't. The last thing I need to do is find a way around it, because I would be buying, like, $1,000 bets. Like, I'm not even kidding. I have a whole plan of action. Like, I'm gonna put $10,000 into Pokemon cards and $10,000 into gambling. The Pokemon card market has beat the S hundred year after year after year after year. So it's like an investment, bro.

[Drew]

I'm literally gonna have to make sure your money is taken away from you by the age of 40 because you are seriously going to get all your money taken away from you.

[Enya]

No, I really will. That is a majority of the reason why I put my money into the stock market, because if I try to take it out before a certain age, I get taxed out the ass.

[Drew]

And you definitely. I mean, it runs in your family. Being scammed. Literally being scammed runs in Drew's family. Being, like, finagled for money on some, like, precipice of being the first. Like, your family has the gene that, like, if it is promised barricade at a cultural moment of making money, one of you needs to be there. And your dad, what was it? Or no, your grandpa was the silver thing. Like, he thought drinking colloidal silver.

[Enya]

No, he, like, invented colloidal silver. I'm not kidding. He, like, invented that. He had, like a. A motel.

[Drew]

Yeah. He literally thought he was about to be at the forefront of science. Like, your family is very entrepreneurial in that sense, in that genetic sense.

[Enya]

He, like, owned a motel and, like, three of the rooms in the motel was a colloidal silver factory. He also invented glue that they put on rockets that would go to space. And then also my parents and her siblings would go to the glue factory and huff. Yeah. Put a cup of glue in the bottom of big wooden crates and they would all get inside and get up.

[Drew]

Oh, I remember your mom has actually told me that.

[Enya]

Yeah, they. They loved that because your mom was like a.

[Drew]

Your mom was one of the younger siblings that she had, like, older siblings in her. Right. Yeah.

[Kai]

Do you guys know what the Radium Girls were?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. The girls who were like, painting the clocks and stuff.

[Kai]

Yeah. It's so crazy for. For those of you that don't know, it's like women, what, that worked in some clock factory?

[Drew]

Yeah, well, a lot of that kind of clock factory.

[Enya]

Oh, like clock.

[Kai]

It. It was factory. Justin Bieber clock into you factory, maybe? Was it a clock factory?

[Enya]

I think it was.

[Drew]

Yeah, it was.

[Enya]

It was like watches, I think.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was something like that.

[Drew]

Oh, it was because they believed women had, like, steadier hands to do that kind of work because it's so tiny,

[Kai]

because they thought that their hands were demure, but I think they used radium or something in it and it gave them all of these fucked up side effects where they would grow extra bones and. And just lying next to their significant other would give them cancer.

[Enya]

Oh. So their bodies were, like, fully irradiated

[Kai]

and then their bones would literally glow.

[Enya]

Sounds like someone took Accutane in the womb.

[Kai]

But, yeah, what you're saying just reminded me of the reading the Radium Girls.

[Drew]

Dude, I can't believe what Accutane does to babies. Like, an Accutane package is genuinely one of the most funniest packages ever because they are trying to make very clear, no matter what language you speak, when you open that packet of pills, do not get pregnant. Like, the whole package. I've seen a friend take their Accutane and the whole thing is just covered. Also, did you know that for women to get Accutane they one, have to be on birth control and two, they have to take a pregnancy test before they start.

[Kai]

I didn't know that.

[Drew]

Yeah. Women's bodies are very controlled and very regulated.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Which is crazy because Ho. What the fuck do you mean I need to get take a pregnancy test and be on birth control? As if I haven't been navigating this world having sex for like 11 years without having the damn baby.

[Enya]

Like, did you know if you know my business on a rabbit as a pregnant woman, it will kill it?

[Drew]

I think you talked about that.

[Enya]

I, I just made that one up.

[Drew]

Didn't you say that they were injecting?

[Enya]

Like that's how that was baby test in the 60s. That's how my grandma knew she was pregnant with my mom.

[Drew]

Oh yeah, because if you put it in, would it kill them?

[Enya]

The rabbit or something like that?

[Kai]

Stop controlling women's bodies. That's my take for the episode.

[Drew]

You should put that on a shirt.

[Kai]

I'm gonna put that on a shirt.

[Drew]

It'll be on Tik tok shop for $12.

[Enya]

This is why $12.99.

[Kai]

Like stop telling women to not drink while pregnant. Like you have no right. Or smoke cigarettes or smoke or dnt.

[Drew]

Bro, that's actually so up. I'm not kidding. One of the reasons why I'm like, I don't know if I can have kids is I'm like, I have to be dead sober for nine months. Months plus. Cuz then when you have the baby, it's like if you want to breastfeed, it's like, yeah, what I put in my body, my baby is going to get. That's so annoying. That is literally. That baby is such a buzz kill. The baby is a buzzkill.

[Kai]

Your baby greening out, coming out of

[Enya]

the womb like fending for a puff of a slugger.

[Drew]

I wonder if my mom did any drugs while she was pregnant with me because she's fully been like an addict. She was an addict her whole life.

[Enya]

A cigarette. I mean with me in the womb. Because she was constipated in Hawaii, smoked a cigarette to get that shit right out of her.

[Drew]

Because you're also not allowed to have coffee technically.

[Enya]

Right. And like deli meats.

[Drew]

Deli meats, Sushi. Oh fuck no. I think I'm going to have a baby and do all of that and see what happens. Like eat all. I'm going to have. I'm going to get pregnant Only eat sushi, only drink coffee. My only source of electrolytes is going to be. I'm going to put an electrolyte packet into a Mountain Dew. Or, like, should be those.

[Kai]

The Kool Aid pineapple buckets, you know, I'm talking about where that's, like, the. The bright red pineapple spears.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[Kai]

That should be the only thing you drink.

[Drew]

That's why I'm gonna. The moonshine spheres. Oh, my God, my baby's gonna love that. And then my baby's gonna come out and be like, why are pineapples yellow? I thought they were red. I've only seen red pineapples and my whole life. Okay, so my media of the week is our rewatched bottoms area lab. He's still texting. Honestly, better that than the casino videos. I'd much rather that.

[Enya]

Yeah. Which is worse for me, though?

[Drew]

The casino videos, for sure. The casino videos. Like, I. Drew's been home for, like, three days, and I've only seen him when we've left the house, because if he's in house, he's in his room watching casino videos.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Wow, guys, life is awesome.

[Drew]

Life is worth living.

[Enya]

Like, it for real is sometimes.

[Drew]

Well, I feel that way about every text on my phone, but the opposite. Every text that comes to my iPhone, good or bad. When I wake up and I see I have text, it just genuinely brings me down back to earth. I feel surveilled. I feel expected to show up, and I don't want to do it. And I have actually gotten. I've always been bad at replying to texts and calls. I have somehow become even better at ignoring anything. And it's really bad. It's really bad. And I need to undo that because it's, like, now infiltrating, like, my friendships, relationships, and, like, family, like, everything. Because I just. I don't. I don't care to communicate with somebody if they're not in my face right now. It's so bad. And I've always been like that. But now it's getting to a point that's like, oh, this, like, might just seem like I'm being rude.

[Enya]

Yeah. I think it can get read as disrespectful.

[Drew]

Oh, it's so annoying. Because, bro, when I see you, it's all love. Like, it's fine. Like, who cares that I didn't, like, reply to your text asking if I'd seen a video on my phone? Like, no, I probably didn't see the video you sent me because there's one

[Enya]

specific person that we both do it too. And they don't let that shit go. Yeah, they.

[Drew]

I have a few people like that in my life who are very like, you suck.

[Enya]

I mean, the thing is, is it does. It does suck like, of me to not do that because I am quite literally always on my phone. I am not. Never. I am not. I am always on my fucking phone. I see the text pop up, I'm never in do not disturb. It just takes a lot out of me to switch from gambling videos to text mode because I'm like, I'm drooling.

[Drew]

By the time you get that text, you've been up in your bed for three hours watching gambling videos.

[Enya]

So if texting back, my normie brain,

[Drew]

if texting back, does it cause a plethora of explosions, vibrations?

[Enya]

Actually. Wait, every time y' all text me from here on out, you need to add the firework or the laser so it feels like I'm winning something.

[Drew]

Always send like the confetti explosion.

[Enya]

Yeah, you have to add the word congrats to everybody.

[Drew]

Every single text who pitched that to Apple, who was like, okay, so we should do this thing. So it's like, you know when you want your birthday text to seem like crazy or like you. You're sending good news over texts. What if we could spotlight it?

[Enya]

Yeah, phone.

[Drew]

Like the spotlight one.

[Enya]

Someone needs to do a TikTok video where they act out how they think the text animations would go. Like, dude, do one.

[Drew]

Do spotlight.

[Enya]

I have spotlight down pat.

[Drew]

Oh, do spotlight you. Okay, spotlight.

[Enya]

See, but someone needs like, someone actually funny needs to do it.

[Drew]

Well, no, it's not actually funny. Somebody who's more into physical comedy. Physical comedy isn't our forte. We. We. We play with the physical and like comedy of faces. Like, we'll. We'll do a funny face.

[Enya]

Did you just see how fast I looked down on my phone because I saw a text.

[Drew]

Well, for a second I thought you were looking at your vape, cuz that's the kind of like haste you have when you're trying to find your vape.

[Enya]

Oh, God.

[Drew]

Okay, my media of the week is Postcards from the Edge. I just watched that with Meryl Streep. So good. So good. I started Mommy Dearest and didn't finish it. And I need to finish it cuz I watched it for forever ago, but I just haven't finished it. I rewatched Bottoms. I'm trying to think of what else I've seen.

[Enya]

I watched you sleep last night. Nude. That's my media.

[Drew]

But it's just like weird.

[Kai]

That's not okay.

[Enya]

Oh, okay, Mr. Perv over here.

[Drew]

You. You're the perv.

[Enya]

One time I walked into my dad's room in the morning. Actually, nevermind. I'll tell y'. All off stream.

[Drew]

Let's keep this off screen. Chat, I need a moment.

[Enya]

Chat my media is Police Scanner by Chanel Beads Creep, the Social Network song. And you weren't really here. I really. Or you weren't here. I really miss you, by the way. Cult member. And then movies I watched. Oh, we didn't really get to talk about the spurs losing. That was really devastating for me. It didn't happen. Wim Yama, what word did Zach use in that group? Chat. Pestilent. Pestilent?

[Kai]

Yeah, I think so.

[Enya]

Very pestilent. Or pestilent like childlike, which is typical from a 23 year old leading his team to the finals. But I do agree he was acting like a little bitch. But that's still my man. Not too much on my boy. Not too much on my boy. That's my man. Like me, he was at Louis Vuitton.

[Drew]

If Drew was there, it would have gone very differently. Drew would have been able to like grab him and be like, hey, this

[Enya]

is what I would have done today.

[Drew]

I know you. I know you. Look at me, look at me.

[Enya]

It's gonna be okay.

[Drew]

It's okay. It's okay. Like lock in. It's okay.

[Enya]

And he would have, he would have locked in, tore that shit up. It's like Mark Wahlberg on 911 airplane.

[Drew]

Like if Drew was there, that wouldn't have happened.

[Enya]

The series would have gone completely different. So spurs, you know how you fly the nuns out? Fly the Drew out if you want to win.

[Drew]

If you want a winning cookie on your team, get the king out there.

[Enya]

But yeah, that was really sad for me. And Enya knew it was sad for me. She was in.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was in London when I found out and I was told and I immediately fell to my knees and I was like, dude, this is going to kill Drew.

[Enya]

It really almost killed. This is going to ruin the Drew world tour. No, the game. This is going to ruin the Drew world know the game they Lost blew a 29 point lead. It actually ruined my day. I used to make fun of like dudes that would like get so worked up over like sports matches. It was finally me, like I. I literally was like so mad. I was like shaking. And then when I was peeing into the toilet, shaking. No, literally. Listen, listen. When I was peeing into the toilet, fully shaking. I literally got, like, a half chub because I was shaking. And so, so much anger. Like, my body thought we were, like, jerking off. Like, it was so crazy.

[Drew]

My body thought we were jerking.

[Enya]

We mind, body and soul.

[Kai]

And my media is sheep Detectives.

[Enya]

Was it good?

[Drew]

Wolverine in it?

[Kai]

Yes, it's really good.

[Enya]

Was it actually good?

[Kai]

It's really good. And I cried three times.

[Drew]

Oh. What?

[Enya]

Did you see Toy Story yet?

[Kai]

No. I heard it's good, though.

[Enya]

Let's go watch Toy Story tonight.

[Kai]

I can't tonight. I have my class tonight.

[Enya]

Oh, wait, I can't either.

[Drew]

I'm going to the Drew Mac Dino.

[Enya]

Oh, wait, you're not going to loft yet?

[Drew]

I don't think so. Oh.

[Enya]

Oh, wait, that's not tonight. That's tomorrow.

[Drew]

Oh, I'll maybe go to that.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

All right. Well, it's now 150 degrees in here, so maybe we should end the episode. I don't know.

[Enya]

Maybe we call. We call the episode.

[Kai]

I was just suggesting.

[Drew]

And actually, now I think we just all get on the floor and we start doing some yoga.

[Kai]

Like hot Pilates.

[Drew]

If we get moving like that, it'll turn into a.

[Enya]

They want to see me twerking and quivering like that.

[Drew]

I need to see your leg shake like that. But I've seen your leg shake so many times.

[Enya]

Just milk my prostate. Two fingers. Don't press it. Rub it.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Drew]

Okay, Bye.

[Kai]

You silkworm demonetized right at the end.

[Drew]

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