we were blessed

Summary

Emergency Intercom: "We Were Blessed" – Detailed Summary

Release Date: December 13, 2024

Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Podcast Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)

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1. Arrival in Mexico City and Recording Challenges (00:45 – 02:49)

Enya and Drew kicked off the episode by discussing their recent trip to Mexico City, initially intended to be a fun and vibrant experience. However, they faced unexpected challenges with recording their podcast due to heavy smog and unfavorable conditions.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "We came to Mexico City for, like, a fun thing and we were like, yes, it's going to be such a vibe." (00:45)
• Enya: "It has not been this smoggy the entire time we've been here until we pull the goddamn camera." (01:05)

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2. Personal Struggles with Panic Attacks (01:43 – 07:01)

The hosts opened up about their mental health struggles, detailing episodes of panic attacks and how they've supported each other through these difficult moments.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "I had a fucking panic attack." (01:43)
• Enya: "Enya, like, literally had a full blown conniption fit meltdown." (02:01)
• Drew: "I've been going through that, too." (02:55)

They shared personal anecdotes, highlighting the depth of their friendship and mutual support during mental health crises.

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3. Discussion on Attraction and Human Nature (12:00 – 16:13)

Enya and Drew delved into their perceptions of attractiveness, societal obsessions with certain celebrities, and their own insecurities about their looks.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "I genuinely think I am good looking, but I don't think I'm as hot as people think I am." (12:22)
• Enya: "I couldn't hide your face. You kept looking at me and you..." (06:46)

Their candid conversation touched on the complexities of self-image and the societal pressures surrounding physical appearance.

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4. Online Dating Scams and Their Impact (09:02 – 21:15)

The hosts recounted a harrowing story about a woman who fell victim to online dating scams twice, ultimately leading to her tragic demise. They discussed the emotional toll such scams take on individuals, especially older adults.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "She sent him 250 fucking thousand dollars." (10:04)
• Drew: "If you live in a house that's being passed down generationally. I seriously don't want to look at you." (10:54)

This segment underscored the prevalence and devastating effects of online scams in the digital age.

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5. Experiences with Transportation and Smells (21:52 – 23:56)

Enya and Drew humorously shared their unpleasant experiences with stinky Ubers, highlighting the sensory challenges they face during travel.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "My Uber smells so good every time." (21:53)
• Enya: "I could never get in a fight, like, physically, because I would be so scared my ass was gonna..." (22:33)

The lighthearted banter provided comedic relief while relating to common travel woes.

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6. Cryptocurrency and Scamming Stories (24:27 – 26:40)

The hosts discussed the dubious rise and fall of a cryptocurrency meme coin launched by a figure named Kai, who faced accusations of scamming investors.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "She put out her own, like, cryptocurrency meme coin and it shot up." (24:27)
• Drew: "If that video comes out, just know I wasn't scared, right?" (34:20)

This segment highlighted the volatile nature of cryptocurrency markets and the ease with which scams can proliferate.

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7. Grindr Wrap 2024 and Community Insights (26:55 – 28:16)

Enya and Drew reflected on their involvement with Grindr Wrap 2024, discussing the dynamics within the LGBTQ+ community and the unique challenges and camaraderie they experience.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "We were in Grindr Wrap 2024 as the fifth most liked and voted upon podcast on Grindr." (26:55)
• Drew: "There's a specific kind of brain rot that gay people have. And it's like, just like, I'm speaking as an outsider." (28:13)

Their conversation shed light on the intersections of their personal identities and their engagement with the community.

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8. Appreciation for the Audience and Mental Health Reflections (35:37 – 39:41)

In a heartfelt segment, Enya and Drew expressed their gratitude towards their listeners, discussing the impact of audience support on their mental health and sense of purpose.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "I don't know why you guys like us so much, but I am so grateful for it." (38:23)
• Enya: "Look how vulnerable I can be. Like, I can reiterate what it's okay in." (39:30)

This introspective discussion highlighted the reciprocal relationship between the hosts and their audience, emphasizing the importance of community support.

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9. Musicals and "Wicked" Conversations (39:41 – 42:41)

The hosts enthusiastically discussed the musical "Wicked," sharing their admiration and personal connections to the production.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew: "Wicked changed my life. Like, I already said it last week." (39:45)
• Enya: "I met a celebrity before the celebrityism had dawned." (42:05)

Their passion for the musical underscored its cultural significance and personal impact on the hosts.

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10. Journaling and Personal Development (43:26 – 45:55)

Enya and Drew reflected on their recent commitment to journaling, discussing how documenting their thoughts and experiences has been transformative.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "I've been journaling a lot recently. Like, really, really journaling and keeping, like, a ledger of what I'm doing." (43:26)
• Drew: "Investing in that has made me journal." (44:36)

This segment highlighted the benefits of mindfulness and self-reflection through journaling.

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11. Reflections on Society and Controversial Topics (45:55 – 48:27)

The hosts engaged in a candid discussion about societal issues, including their stance on the food additive Red 40 and broader themes of personal freedom and regulation.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "I'm going to beat the out of him anyway, so don't try me." (34:51)
• Drew: "Decriminalize red 40 and decriminalize red 40. And that's really, like, the tip I'm on." (46:29)

Their unfiltered opinions sparked a conversation on consumer rights and health regulations.

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12. Media of the Week (48:27 – 51:39)

Enya and Drew shared their favorite media from the week, including music recommendations and reflections on their Spotify Wrapped results.

Notable Quotes:

• Enya: "My top song is always on my mind. Pet Shop Boys Till I Die." (49:45)
• Drew: "My media of the week is Brooklyn by Steely Dan, Georgie Porgy by Toto..." (48:27)

This light-hearted segment provided insight into their personal tastes and creative inspirations.

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Conclusion and Final Thoughts (52:17)

The episode concluded with a brief repetition of the initial advertisement segment, which was omitted from the main content summary.

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Key Takeaways:

• Authenticity and Vulnerability: Enya and Drew's open discussions about mental health and personal struggles foster a genuine connection with their audience.
• Humor Amidst Challenges: Despite facing various personal and logistical challenges, the hosts maintain a comedic and light-hearted tone.
• Community Engagement: Their interactions highlight the importance of community support and the impact of their listeners on their content and personal lives.
• Cultural Commentary: Through discussions on societal issues, media, and personal experiences, the hosts provide insightful and often humorous commentary on contemporary topics.

Notable Quotes Recap:

1. Drew on Panic Attacks: "I had a fucking panic attack." (01:43)
2. Enya on Smog in Mexico City: "It has not been this smoggy the entire time we've been here until we pull the goddamn camera." (01:05)
3. Drew on Gratitude: "I don't know why you guys like us so much, but I am so grateful for it." (38:23)

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Note: The timestamps provided correspond to specific moments within the podcast transcript, enhancing the context of the highlighted quotes and discussions.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Hey, we're not even, like, we're not even framed up now. Okay? So if you're not watching and you're just listening, first of all, welcome to this episode. Second of all, we thought we were gonna do our big. We came to Mexico City for, like, a fun thing and we were like, yes, it's going to be such a vibe. We'll get a hotel with a nice.

[Enya]

View and we'll film the nice view. And we've been here for two days. We weren't able to record the first two days and we were like, oh, we'll just get it at night. But we weren't able to record at night. So we're like, fuck it. We'll get it like an hour before we get on our flight and we'll just record it right this. It has not been this smoggy the entire time we've been here until we pull the goddamn camera.

[Drew]

Like, we are doing it at the perfect time where the sun just starts to directly shine. And we were like, let's just do it on the balcony, bitch. That balcony is a sauna. So genuinely should be illegal for it.

[Enya]

Raining is so fun. Looks like shit.

[Drew]

We're going to move so you guys can see us. But I just wanted to say I had a fucking panic attack.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah, y' all. Enya, like, literally had a full blown conniption fit meltdown. Haven't seen her like that in a very, very long time. But tell them I got you through it. I saved you.

[Drew]

Drew came over saying that you can't get to certain floors without a key. So Drew had to go up four flights of stairs. It was only passing out on my bed while I was having a panic.

[Enya]

It was only four flights of stairs. And I was like, oh, this is going to be easy. Like, I used, like the stair machine before the stair machine. By the time I got to Enya's bed and shoot in your. I mean, I'm not kidding. Like, she was literally. And I was like, breathe. And you breathe. But meanwhile, in my head, I was like, oh, my God, I literally could see my pulse in my eyes. Like, I could see my veins, and it was, like, pulsing red, black and white. And I was like, if I have a stroke in bed next to Enya while she's having a panic attack, and I take this moment from her because we need our moment, you know?

[Drew]

We need our moment.

[Enya]

And, like, I didn't want to take her shine away.

[Drew]

Yeah, I haven't had panic attack in so long. So, like, I needed that. I need that.

[Enya]

Really? You did need a cry.

[Drew]

I've been going through that, too. I know before you got there, it was, like, visceral. It was, like, guttural. Like you would have thought I just found out my mom died again. Like, it was. It was a bit much. Like, I was pushing it also. Okay, we. We're gonna move to the bed, right?

[Enya]

Hold on.

[Drew]

Mind you, we have the. We have the podcast set up right now on cans. This is kind of cute, guys. We're all just chilling.

[Enya]

No, this is a cute vibe. It's a cute vibe. Am I in your head? Am I in your ear?

[Drew]

Okay, see, I'm putting this off screen, guys, seriously. Cut it. Cut it. Does the lighting look fine, though?

[Enya]

Yeah, I mean, the juxtaposition, the duality between the last shot and this shot, this looks like it's cinema grade skinny rink.

[Drew]

So, guys, we brought the wrong side. Are you on my side? Who, bitch? Who gives a.

[Enya]

Literally, Actually, who cares? Well, I have him on your side, though.

[Drew]

Yeah. I swear, I feel like maybe. I don't know. I do have something to say, though, that's going to really ruffle a lot of feathers. And actually, I'm going to read it because I think I wrote it down the perfect way. And while I was writing it, I was like, if somebody saw this in my notes up, they would think I'm insane. I'm going to say something so controversial right now. So, like, I am bracing for impact, but I really don't get the Paul Mezcal obsession. Like, yeah, I guess he's a cute guy, but he also just looks like a random white guy who would accidentally skip me at a cat cafe and then think about it the whole time in line. And then right before he's about to go up, and he would turn around and be like, oh, my God, did I skip you? I'm so sorry. You can go ahead and I would just let him get his coffee because who the fuck cares? Get out of my face. You already skipped me.

[Enya]

I'm just now fucking realizing that Paul Mescal and Mike Pet. Pascal.

[Drew]

Who's Mike Pescal?

[Enya]

The other one. The Pascal.

[Drew]

Pedro Pascal.

[Enya]

Pedro Pascal. I just realized they're not siblings.

[Drew]

Pedro Mezcal are not.

[Enya]

I just realized they weren't siblings.

[Drew]

It's, like, completely different name.

[Enya]

Isn't that lizard in Spanish, girl?

[Drew]

I don't think so. I don't know. You're asking the wrong person, if I'm being honest. Like, I know Spanish in the way that, like, I. I needed to survive.

[Enya]

Hold on, let me see. No, Pascal is a unit of pressure.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Enya]

Or Easter.

[Drew]

Easter?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, it means Passover.

[Enya]

Like, I don't know, whatever. But there's something there. Like Lizard and Pascal. Like, I think it's, like, the name of an animated lizard character's name is Pascal.

[Drew]

I think so. Maybe from, like, Rio or some shit.

[Enya]

No, it's from that movie with the. The girl with the long blonde hair. Rapunzel.

[Drew]

Oh, her man. Or.

[Enya]

No, her chameleon. I think his name. Pascal.

[Drew]

Oh, it is. It is.

[Enya]

See, we got there. We got there.

[Drew]

That's Cowan. That's cow being lizard. It's a crazy combo.

[Enya]

No, but I literally fully agree. I do not get the obsession. He's just a normal guy.

[Drew]

Like, he's a good actor. Like, but I just. I don't know. I'm actually. I'm weirdly scared because, like, you bitches don't play about the people you find sexy, which I understand, because I feel like people have to fight for my right to be sexy, too. So we all have to fight.

[Enya]

We all have a hunger.

[Drew]

We're all a part of this fight together. I feel that way, too. I feel that way, too. I feel that way, too. Dude, I really can't believe my brain this morning.

[Enya]

Yeah, it was.

[Drew]

It was.

[Enya]

It was a sight. And never do that shit around me ever fucking again because, like, it was gross. You grossed me out.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Enya]

Like, when you were, boohoo, crying, having a panic attack, like, it was gross.

[Drew]

Yeah. I could feel it all off of you. Because you, like, can't really. You couldn't hide your face. You kept looking at me and you.

[Enya]

Were like, yeah, like, literally, don't do that around me. You're supposed to be pretty.

[Drew]

Imagine what. I started crying. Be like.

[Enya]

That'S you.

[Drew]

I. I have been pushed there before.

[Enya]

That's literally.

[Drew]

I really do have a problem.

[Enya]

Only about men. If. If a man cries in front of India, she's literally immediately like, I'm the. I'm an exception. Josiah is an exception. Like, we know this. We even.

[Drew]

Y' all have your limits. Like, that's how fucking crazy I am. Like, there. Have you. No. There have been times where Drew's going.

[Enya]

Through, and I'm like, girl, it is not that.

[Drew]

I'm like, bruh. And then I have a moment of clarity after. I'm like, I am such a bitch.

[Enya]

Like, also, y' all, the rat tail is still here, but it's a rat.

[Drew]

Looks crazy, right?

[Enya]

It's evolved. I've been wearing it like this for the past four days because Inya fucking disappeared and wasn't there to goddamn braid my hair. And I don't know how to braid it. I know how to braid hair, but I can't braid my own hair from the back. Hit it from the back. Hey. But I didn't. I didn't have any.

[Drew]

Talk is so great. Like, the way both of us talk.

[Enya]

Dude, I didn't have any to braid it. So I'm just gonna go up to the camera and show y' all. And, like, it looks. We see. We see and we don't judge. We see and we don't see, and we listen. Yeah. Literally. Okay.

[Drew]

It looks crazy. Yeah.

[Enya]

Y' all.

[Drew]

Okay? You look so good. Oh, my God.

[Enya]

Y' all. I walked through the airport like that, and I was like, if. If I'm ever going to get randomly screened for anything in my life, like, randomly screened, it's going to be for this tuft of hair. And I literally look like I'm carrying nuclear bombs through the fucking airport. Wasn't, by the way. But I didn't get tested. Yeah, not this time, but I didn't get tested. But when me and Josh were flying to Syracuse, I got randomly screened. I'm not kidding. They swabbed my entire body. Like, they put that. Like, it was like a plastic swab, and they put it up my ass basically.

[Drew]

Like, okay, yeah, I don't get that one. Is it the one with the weird paper attached to it?

[Enya]

It. There was no paper on it. It was just like a wand that they, like, rubbed all over my body, and I was like, why would there be coke between my toes?

[Drew]

Ela, you are not slick.

[Enya]

Wait, that's kind of like a genius spot.

[Drew]

What?

[Enya]

Hiding drugs between your toes and your socks and your shoes.

[Drew]

I guess. But, like, how much could you really hide there? Like, what are you going to wear?

[Enya]

Four slots on either side? Eight slots, but, yeah.

[Drew]

What could you fit in there? Like, I can't, like, fit.

[Enya]

Like, weed, pills, eight Pills you could fit eight baggies of that just doesn't.

[Drew]

Seem worth it, like, to be smuggling that little. But I guess people smuggle drugs all the time for personal use. I always think of smuggling drugs. It's like, for resale.

[Enya]

That poor woman. I, like, watched this documentary and then I had the show in you. But, like, there was this girl that kept getting, like, scammed. Like, she kept, like, falling in love online, and she was like a widow. And it was really, really sad vibes.

[Drew]

Like, I'm not laughing at her. I'm just laughing at, like, dud. I can't believe we've gotten here. Like, we've gotten to the point that people could just get online and, like, get scammed over and over and over again and not learn.

[Enya]

It's so. It's really sad. And, like, she's very boomer mentality. I don't think she, like, knew that there were scams out there. She just thought she was falling in love over and over again. But, like, so the first part of this is she fell in some love with someone online and everybody in her life was like, do not send him money. Like, y' all can play, y' all can have fun, but do not send him fudgeing money. And what do you think she did? She sent him 250 fucking thousand dollars. $250,000.

[Drew]

Like, okay, we need to rewind because I hear too many stories about old ass people getting that much. How do you have that much money?

[Enya]

That's wealth hoarding, babe. Their houses cost, like, a thousand dollars.

[Drew]

Because they bought them in, like, 1683.

[Enya]

Yeah, like, that's the wealth that is being hoarded.

[Drew]

If you live in a house that's being passed down generationally. I seriously don't want to look at you.

[Enya]

Yeah, but the. What was I gonna say? Oh, she sent $250,000 to this man. And then shortly after, I don't remember how, but she found out it was a scam. Well, then everybody in her life was like, I'm so sorry. Like, that sucks so much balls. That sucks so many balls.

[Drew]

That sucks a huge load of balls.

[Enya]

Yeah. So then she falls in love again. She falls in love again, and everybody in her life again and again fall in love. Literally. Charlie wrote that about this.

[Drew]

Everything is a scam.

[Enya]

But she fell in love again with this man. And it was very obviously a scam. But, like, everyone in her life was like, please just don't send him money.

[Drew]

Brassy. That's also the always. The up is like, it's always the Sexiest person you've ever seen. Like, and the person falling in love is super. Just average and mid. And it's like, come on.

[Enya]

Like, I mean, literally, if you think about it, like, everyone is mid. Like, that's like the medium median, whatever.

[Drew]

I guess that is true. Like, I feel like most people because, and this is not to sound insecure or like wanting compliments, but I genuinely think I am. Like, I think I'm good looking, but I don't think I'm as hot as people think I am.

[Enya]

Yeah, no, you're definitely not. You're definitely not good looking, that's for damn sure. Like, thank you for coming to that conclusion.

[Drew]

I mean, it took a while. I wish you told me.

[Enya]

Yeah, oh, I've tried. I've tried.

[Drew]

You've ignored it, but do you know what I mean? Like, I feel like I'm good looking, but people like, girl, my face is not that serious. I'm not eating that hard. Like, I do just because I'm funny. But I think it's like your personality adds to it. So I think that there are a lot of people who, like, if you really look. If you really look at anyone too long, they look freaky as, like, they.

[Enya]

Just look like they look like aliens.

[Drew]

Yeah, humans just shouldn't be alive.

[Enya]

Life.

[Drew]

Like, I just look at them, I'm like, my God, you're disgusting.

[Enya]

Nasty human.

[Drew]

Especially when I think about our insides. It really freaks me out.

[Enya]

Like, and how they're full of gas and they stink and they're full of poop and they're warm and bloody.

[Drew]

Dude, the war. The warmth and stench of a human body. Like, like, okay, also, like, let me. I've never smelled that. That's just my imagination. I keep seeing these funny as tiktoks where it's like somebody with OCD talking about how, like, they'll watch something crazy and someone's like, oh, my God, could you imagine that? I can't even imagine that. And then the person OCD is like, I can. I imagine it in like three seconds. I imagine every single part of it.

[Enya]

Like, literally, like, I don't have ocd, but I have. Like, I have extreme paranoia is what I would describe it as. And last night, like, when I came home from our hotel, it was like probably 11pm and there was like a very strong police presence out front. And I was like, oh, whoa. Like, I wonder what went down. And then I realized, like, oh, they're here, like, guarding the hotel. And I was like, oh, that like, absolutely horrifies me. Because, like, literally, why on earth would that be a thing? So I get to my room and I'm just, like, laying in bed and I'm starting to, like, spiral and freak out. And I'm like, wait, like, what if, like, like, someone, like, took over the hotel and, like, room by room, went into each room and, like, executed the people inside? And then I formulated a plan to get away, and I would go on the balcony and climb over to the other room where they just executed the people and lay on their bodies and their blood.

[Drew]

Like. You seriously thinking that I can't even get on you, though? Because I think that all the time.

[Enya]

Like, yeah, I was about to say.

[Drew]

I can't go out anywhere in the world without genuinely being convinced I'm being followed. Like, me this morning, literally. I literally think I've been following every waking moment. It is so weirdly narcissistic to, like, to be this paranoid because no one gives a fuck about us. I am genuinely convinced. Like, yesterday in the Uber, my Uber just so happened to be following behind this other car that had their hazards on, and I was convinced that I had somehow ended up in, like, a Taken scenario.

[Enya]

I did the same thing. I did the same thing. I was like, I was scared to fall asleep in the car on the way to you because I was like, wait, if I fall asleep, like, they could literally just, like, drive me off a cliff. Like, they could just, like, take me home.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. I will never sleep in an Uber. Do you know how many times I've been on the way to the airport, like, passing out or back home from the airport, just, like, in the car. General. Also, my dad just made me paranoid because every time we were driving home, he would be like, make sure you look behind you to make sure the person behind you hasn't been following you for a long time. And if you feel like they've been behind you for a long time, you need to go a different way. So now I. I can't drive my car without thinking I'm being followed. I can't walk around. Like, I think I am being followed everywhere. Like, even though I feel like I accidentally follow people all the time, like.

[Enya]

In stores, I mean, I literally follow people. Like, if I see, like, women, like, walking alone at night, like, what I'll do is I'll get behind them and I'll just, like, run at them full speed, like, as fast as I can. Like, and, like, act like I'm going to get them. Oh, no. It's like, it's like training. Like, I'M like, literally, like, teaching them. Like. Like, what am I going to do? Yeah, exactly.

[Drew]

It's like murderer boot camp.

[Enya]

Yeah. So I like, chase them away, and then I find their homes, and I, like, camp out front and I tap on their windows.

[Drew]

Humans are so funny. We literally made haunted houses because we were like, oh, my God, imagine how fun it would feel to get chased by a murderer.

[Enya]

We made scary houses.

[Drew]

Like, we, like, the adrenaline we get from being scared is, like, kind of fun for us. And we're like, wait, we should do that again.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I mean, we're also. We're so paranoid because we watch so many murder documentaries.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

No, it's so. I genuinely, like, when I order Postmates, I literally, like, I am fearful for my life.

[Enya]

You run up those damn stairs.

[Drew]

I literally run away from everything.

[Enya]

I didn't finish. I didn't finish that story. So this, like. Yeah. So this woman, she falls in love a second time. Everyone is like, girl, like, are you actually fucking stupid? Like, literally, what are you doing? Like, this is obviously scam. And then she got selfies from this man, and it was very obviously a scam, but she believed it. And then this is where it gets fishy. The scammer was like, hey, like, I booked you flights to my country. Like, why don't you pull up and, like, we can hang out and, like, we'll go sightseeing and you'll be here for two weeks. Weeks. And it's all inclusive. I'll pay for anything. I'll buy you clothes. If you don't have clothes, I'll buy you literally everything. And she was like, oh, wait, this sounds lit. And then everyone in her life was like, oh, wait, that sounds lit. Like, no scammer is gonna spend $20,000 flying someone out.

[Drew]

Well, then, has she even Facetimed?

[Enya]

No, they hadn't Facetimed me that. No. Literally, before I fly to.

[Drew]

Where was it?

[Enya]

I have no idea. I can't remember. But anyways, the night before she gets on her flight, she gets her ticket. So she didn't know she was leaving until the night before she left. So she packs her bag, she dips, she lands in the other country and kind of goes awol, like, from her family. Like, they don't hear from her, they don't see her. Like, they're not talking to her for, like, about a week. And they're, like, cool. Like, she literally flew out there, got murdered, and, like, is dead as dust. Like, what the hell? Well, she. What the hell? She shows back up, and she's like, guys, this is amazing. Like, literally everything's being paid for. I have a nice ass hotel. Like, this is a fucking movie. And then her family's like, oh, have you met him yet? And she's like, no, Red flag. I'm like, well, then who are you hanging out with? Like, what are you doing? And she's like, oh, like his bloody blood.

[Drew]

No, literally, like, I'd be like, you're.

[Enya]

You're literally too far gone.

[Drew]

Fuck out. Like, get away.

[Enya]

So his assistants have been driving her around, buying her everything. Well, she's about to leave, and then the guy messages her and was like, hey, sorry I wasn't able to meet you there, but I'm flying to China. Do you want to come to China with me and I'll meet you there? And she was like, oh, hell yes. And then everybody was like, damn, this guy must be like, loaded. Like, he's flying all around the world. I think they claimed that he was like a doctor.

[Drew]

Like, was she being flown business class?

[Enya]

I don't know what she was being flown. But anyways, she gets to the airport with her luggage, and then right before she goes through security check at the airport, they hand her a suitcase full of like, designer clothes. And she's like, what the fuck? Like, this is so late. He wants me to be pretty for her or pretty for him when I get there? Like, oh, my God, this is like the greatest day of my life. Well, then she like facetimes her daughter and is like, look at all this designer clothes I'm getting. Like, they just gave it to me. And the daughter was like, please don't take that. Like, please don't take that. And then she was like, no, no, I'm going to take it and I'm going to fly it home and we get to like, go through it together. And she was like, thinking about her daughter, which is so fudgeing. Sweet. Well, she gets on the plane, she boards the plane, she lands in China, and then immediately she's like, ripped away by the police. Bitch. They put cocaine in every single button on every single garment. She got, like, literally every.

[Drew]

But, but the thing is, is it that deep? Like, is it that necessary? Like, this coke. Does selling coke make you that much fucking money?

[Enya]

And I'm like. And she, she's also in China, so, like, they don't fucking play about that shit. So she got locked away in like the highest security prison there, like, literally with like, real, real criminals. And she had no idea she was a fucking drug smuggler the whole time. And it was all this big ruse. The first flight out and all the hotel and all the shit that she got when she went to the first place was paid with her own fucking money that she sent the first scammer. So it was like the same people scamming her twice, and then the people driving her around were the fucking scammers, and they just didn't. She didn't know. I'm like, bruh, I would hate to be a boomer in, like, this era. Like, oh, my God. Like, bitch, no. Like, if I was, like, 30 years older, like, I would be ran through with scams. Like, it would be so over for me.

[Drew]

You're. You're like, bank account would be, like, constantly calling, like, you're big.

[Enya]

Hey, so you just sent $7,000.

[Drew]

Well, God will always put me in an Uber that reeks of swamp ass and Chuck E. Cheese ball pit when he already knows I'm on.

[Enya]

The Chuck E. Cheese ball pit is crazy.

[Drew]

Like, do you know what I mean?

[Enya]

It's like dirty diaper and foot fungus.

[Drew]

Like, so nasty. Like, some cars stinky.

[Enya]

The view they're getting of me right now is crazy.

[Drew]

Well, you look dead.

[Enya]

It look very, very not. Okay. But I. I can't relate.

[Drew]

What?

[Enya]

My Uber smells so good every time.

[Drew]

Actually.

[Enya]

I've literally never been in a stinky Uber. I've sat next to a stinky person.

[Drew]

On a plane, but no, I get the stinkiest Ubers. And, like, yesterday got in one, and it literally, I got in it. And then I realized I got out the wrong stop. So I went back to go, like, ask him if I could stop. And I think the second I left, he let out a huge, shitty car, and it smelled like in the three seconds I was out of the car, he himself, like, in the car. And I was like, bro. And also, God bless his soul, he helped me get my bag out of the car, but his whole ass cheeks were out. Like, it didn't look like he was wearing underwear.

[Enya]

I could never get in a fight, like, physically, because I would be so scared my ass was gonna. Like, my ass crack would be showing the whole time because, like, that. That shit is so humiliating to me when I see people fighting and they're.

[Drew]

Showing while you're fighting. Well, fighting as an adult is just crazy.

[Enya]

No, it's really cooked. But the tea is. Is, like, I've accidentally been, like, showing ass crack, like, recently.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Like, I don't know what it is. I don't know. I really don't know what it is.

[Drew]

True.

[Enya]

No, not right now. Not right now.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Enya]

But like. Like, I'll just catch myself. Like, when we were in New York, I was like, my ass crack is that.

[Drew]

You know what? Actually, I do. I had to stop wearing some of my other jeans because my ass crack would be out and I don't like. And even in these pants, wearing a thong. The other day, I was sitting on the curb and I felt, wait, where.

[Enya]

Is that thong that you were wearing the other day?

[Drew]

I already sold it. I was wearing it. Sell it. Oh, yeah. I mean, I sell it for a good price. It's like decent. It's like 25 bucks a pop.

[Enya]

Babe, I could get you like 150. Should we start a business?

[Drew]

No, I think it's. It's more of a passion project.

[Enya]

I'm not selling your underwear. You're not in it for the money.

[Drew]

I am in selling my underwear for the passion of it.

[Enya]

Yeah, it's like, it's not even.

[Drew]

I don't want it to become my full time job. I'll lose my stamina. Oh, cool. My phone's broken.

[Enya]

Oh, right, right.

[Drew]

No, it's literally like I can't look at my notes that now I have.

[Enya]

To talk into it. I have to talk to a fart. Talk to it. Kai was on Talking. Talk to it. Did you see that? Do you know what? Talking Talk to us. It's literally like these people that talk about the podcast that Talk to A released, and they talk about it very analytically and like, you can barely tell they're joking, but it's like all a joke. And Kai went on and acted like he got scammed by the Talk to a coin.

[Drew]

That's. Wait, there's talk to a coin?

[Enya]

Yeah, there was a hawk. Oh, and you don't know about this? And yeah, I wish Kai was here to explain it better, but basically Talk to a was convinced and she put out her own, like, cryptocurrency meme coin and it shot up. Like, I think it was like, the highest it got was $5 million valuation. And I think her and her team owned like 78% or 98% of the coin. Fucking rug pulled everybody. And now she's like. She was under fire for like three days because she was like, she just like her. I don't think it was her. I don't think it was Haley Welch. I think the people that convinced her to make the coin, they probably told.

[Drew]

Her that that's what people do. Yeah, they were probably like, that's what everyone does. Which is what a lot of people do, but it's like, not. I feel like.

[Enya]

I don't think she was. I don't think she was privy to it. I don't think she was like. That's, like, me just, like, giving her.

[Drew]

The benefit of the doubt for the.

[Enya]

Yeah, the Hawks Tua girl. But she did do this. She did this interview on, like, Twitter with a bunch of people. Like that one Coffee Godzilla or whatever. The. He and her were talking. And at the very end, her and Coffeezilla. Yeah, because Coffee Zilla is, like, making a video about it. But Hawk to. She has this one audio, like, let.

[Drew]

Me clear my name before Coffee.

[Enya]

No, she. She literally. I'm not kidding. This made me love her so much. Like, her reaction to, like, like, the spaces. Because she didn't speak at all until, like, basically the very end.

[Drew]

I hate to interrupt you, Nick. Hello there. But anywho, I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[Enya]

That's her voice. And I was like, is that AI? I was like, no, literally, that. They just AI'd her voice.

[Drew]

That's how she talked.

[Enya]

And I was like, oh, my God, like, she should be a voice actor for, like, a little boy.

[Drew]

She reminds me like a date.

[Enya]

Hey, guys.

[Drew]

Good night. It reminds me of, like, a character from, like, Smiling Friends who would, like, come out of the corner or something. Or, like, the boss. It sounds like the boss from Smiling Friends.

[Enya]

But, yeah, she. She Rug pulled. But what were we talking about right before that? It doesn't matter.

[Drew]

Scammers and you farting into your mic and giving yourself.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah, I gave my mouth pink.

[Drew]

Oh, because we were talking about stinky Ubers. I get in our. I think I just have bad luck with Ubers.

[Enya]

Something so, so, so special, near and dear to my heart happened, and we haven't gotten to talk about it yet. We both know what happened, but I don't think any of them really know. But we were in Grindr wrapped 2024, y' all. We were in grinder wrap 2024 as the fifth most liked and voted upon podcast on Grindr, the church app gag. Like, literally actually, like, wait, I think.

[Drew]

I texted you about. I was like, wait, why am I actually, like, so on?

[Enya]

No, I was like, genuinely.

[Drew]

Also, I was thinking about this yesterday because I've just been doing a bunch of random work, so I've been like, in rooms meeting new people. I was thinking about last night. I only give a. About gay people. Like, I literally, like, I will leave a space and be like, I love this person. I love this person. It's the only gay people in the room. Like, it's literally like, I love gay people.

[Enya]

I love gay people.

[Drew]

No, literally, the camera stops. But no, there literally is just, like, there is a certain level of brain rot, and there's a specific kind of brain rot that gay people have. And it's like, just like, I'm speaking as an outsider.

[Enya]

Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too.

[Drew]

We're speaking as outside.

[Enya]

Yes.

[Drew]

But there's like, just. If you land anywhere on the gay spectrum, whether it's, like, bisexual but leaning even more towards men or, like, vice versa, if you're a girl, like, blah, blah, like, like, if you got a little pinch of gay in you, that means everything your iPhone shows you is gay. And that means that all of our brains are synced up.

[Enya]

And that's literally hive mind.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's literally just like a hive mind.

[Enya]

It's.

[Drew]

It is like the, like, weird kid club in school. Like, all the kids I knew in school who I really had connections to were gay.

[Enya]

Like, literally every single.

[Drew]

The best people. I'm sorry.

[Enya]

Literally also, like, every single gay person I know is the most creative person I've ever met. Like, that's like. And it's because, like, we had to fight for this shit. Bitch. Or they had to fight for that. They had to fight for it. But I rewatched Paris is Burning. That is one of the greatest documentaries of all time. It is so harrowing. It's so just, Just. Oh, rough. But it's so good. And it's like a really. If you haven't seen it, it's such good documentation too.

[Drew]

Like, it's really incredible. Like, people who have it in their head to just document things that they can see, like, they have such good hindsight on in the moment. Like, they know that years to come, that is going to be a historical moment, and they just decide to document it. That is so impressive to me, and it's so awesome. Also, I'm back to finding, like, random men attractive.

[Enya]

Like, who the is this?

[Drew]

Like, not random men. When I say random men, I, I.

[Enya]

You mean the CEO killer.

[Drew]

The CEO Killer Killer antipathy shop. I'm like, maybe, like, men are fun. They're fun.

[Enya]

Literally, I'm not. Well, it's like twink men that you're still obsessed with that are very feminine. But I literally am not kidding. Like, in the very beginning, I was like, I wasn't anti Timothee Chalamet, but I was like, I don't see the hype Like, I really don't get it, but I didn't really do a deep dive into his lore and see all the videos of him and like, see his interviews and shit. And like, when you sent that video of him like a few days ago, I kind of like went down the rabbit hole a little bit and I was like, wait, he's like a nerdy little freakazoid. Like, he's so chill. He's a vibe. But that's my twin. Like, we go way back. Like, like New York City. Like, we really ran for a while and like, we would go around like, Timmy's our boy. Yeah. Literally, like, the craziest thing is, is like these posts surfaced of him running around New York City to meet like these really obscure NBA players. Little do y' all know, but I was a part of it. I was literally the one taking the picture. Yeah, I. I orchestrated the whole thing because I was like, I know Timmy's gonna be a star. Like, like he had star qualities from when he was very young and everyone around him just knew that. So we like really propped him up and like, he kind of owes a lot of his career to me.

[Drew]

I like laughing at the idea for some God forsaken reason this would ever cross his path. I'm so curious if he would be like, that's funny. Or if he'd be like, these people are fucking. Nah, we fuck with you, bro. Like, let's chill.

[Enya]

No, let's chill.

[Drew]

That's about the biggest star on planet. We're like, yo, we with you. Like, let's chill.

[Enya]

Let's chill. Let's hang out, get to know each other and then like, pop, you on the pod.

[Drew]

You with us, bro? Yeah, we're hella chill.

[Enya]

Oh, my God, Wait, I forgot to tell you. Speaking of New York City, I was like running around. Me and Josh were filming something, something very special. And also, like, I know y' all saw like a bunch of clips and pictures of me in the big ass hat. Like I was walking around fucking New York City like in that big hat for four days. And everyone was like, damn, he's like wearing this, like, unironically now. Like he actually fucks with it. No, we were filming shit. And I didn't have any other way to fucking.

[Drew]

I mean, you can store it. Carry that hat.

[Enya]

Yeah, it's too big.

[Drew]

It's not a hat you take out for filming and then, like, you can't. You. You either have to take it home or you have to wear.

[Enya]

Exactly. But like, the last day we were in New York. We were just getting some shots and like we went to Walgreens to pick up your meds, actually. And we were standing like right outside the Walgreens, like, just like planning out like what we were gonna do next. And it was getting dark and cold and then this like random dude, like around our age pulls up and is like, hey, I'm on crack. And I had the big hat on. He was like, I smoked crack. And I was like, oh shit, man, that's crazy. I was like, oh, what? And he was like, he saw my reaction. He was like, well, not crack. Like I smoked like crack rocks. Like it was like basically cocaine. And like he started explaining himself and I was like, oh, where? And he's like, I feel like God. Like I think I'm God right now. And I had the big hat on. And I was like, bitch, I'm going to troll a little bit. And I was like, bitch, me too. I feel like God every single day. Like, what are you talking about? And he was like, like he like zeroed in on me and he was like, well, you feel like God. Are you God? And I was like. I was like, no, no, I'm just kidding, man, I'm not. And he was like, are you God? I think you're God. Like, I think you're God. Like, you're God, aren't you? You're God. You're God. You're God. And I was like, oh my God, what did I do? And then like Josh had his big ass camera and I was just like, we got a dip. So Josh starts like zipping up his bag and we start walking away and he's like, I'm going to follow you, God. Like, I'm following you. And he started fucking following us. And then we started speed walking. Cuz I was like like. And then I, I whispered to Josh and I was like, like this little twerp. If he tries anything, I will beat the out of him. And it's the first time in my life in you where I was like, instead of like, I was in fight or flight. And instead of flighting, I was like, I'm gonna brawl right now. Like, I will beat the out of this.

[Drew]

Well, he's on crack, so he's gonna kill you.

[Enya]

No, he was, he was really tiny, had like really slouch shoulders, bad posture. He looked like really put together. And I was like like, what are you doing? But then me and Josh started theorizing. We think he might have seen the camera and he was doing a prank. And I think we got pranked, and I look like a. In this prank because we, like, scurry away like little road.

[Drew]

But was he, like, recording?

[Enya]

Well, I think I'm what we're thinking. He's had. He had, like, a lav mic on. Like, a mic on, and someone was, like, recording, like, across the street or some. And it was like a prank. But if it wasn't, it was the most ominous thing in my life. But if it was a prank, I was gonna beat the out of you anyway, so don't try me. Like, if that video comes out. If that video comes out, just know I wasn't scared, right? I wasn't scared at all. And my voice is quivering and I'm tearing up, and I'm like, josh, let's go, let's go.

[Drew]

You're like.

[Enya]

Let'S go. Zip up the back, dude.

[Drew]

That's so funny. I don't. I haven't had any weird moments like that recently, but like, in the hotel when I was alone, I was coming up to my room, and I was convinced a man was following me. He was not following me. Like, no one. No one has followed me.

[Enya]

No one gives a.

[Drew]

No one's following me.

[Enya]

Right. No one gives a.

[Drew]

From having my panic attack and crying that hard. I'm getting, like, a little sleepy. Like, you know when you, like, sob and then you're just tired?

[Enya]

That is a freaking vibe, bro. Well, another vibe is having collab. We did our heaven collab, like, right, Right.

[Drew]

Well, what I have to say is. Actually, I have a few things to say. All right, bye, guys.

[Enya]

Yeah, bye. Peace.

[Drew]

Okay, first of all, I am sorry that it was such a limited amount. We genuinely didn't expect people to want it, especially because it was a collab with, like, a higher end company.

[Enya]

And we didn't really have say.

[Drew]

Yeah, we had no say on the prices.

[Enya]

And we were like, on prices or on quantity.

[Drew]

Yeah, we didn't really have a say on anything, so we were like, oh. But because they were priced higher, we were not anticipating people to want it because we understand that, like, those are higher marked prices. Like, it's not cheap pieces. So we didn't really fight for more. And now I wish we did, but also, like, we'll do more things. And I am so grateful that you guys even liked it that much that.

[Enya]

Like, the reaction, I was like, stop.

[Drew]

I know. I'm like, I'm so shocked. Also, if you want to know where my mental health is at, I. The other night had a complete, like, like, freak out. But in a Positive way, but in a really funny way that I was recording myself. And at the end of it I caught myself. I was like, it sounds like I'm giving in a, like, like a speech for winning the like my best life award. Like, I feel like I. I feel like I've stepped into the realm of living that like, I got all my goals completed and now I'm just like getting the cherries on top and like the dream part of it. And I've been thinking so much about like the world we navigate in and having like this audience and kind of like navigating this almost parasocial thing where sometimes I don't. I don't like to be too open anymore because I think it makes us vulnerable. And like, I don't want anybody to feel like I'm using that vulnerability to grab onto them for parasocial. It's like my, my brain goes like a thousand miles an hour when I think about, like how I want to talk to our audience. But I have been thinking about it and I'm just like, dude, I am so grateful. And like, yeah, that's it. Like, I don't know, I feel like we've like crossed into this territory like very suddenly, which, I don't know, maybe I'm just like opening my eyes for the first time in like the past three years. I've always known we've had like such an active audience who really liked us and cared about what we do, but I'm just like, damn, dude, you guys like actually really with us and I with you guys. And also I was thinking like, like, it is funny, me, I almost feel like with every relationship I carry like too much of a parental status in it. Like, I know I'm very cautious about the way I maneuver it. So like, the way I feel about our audience is like when parents know they're doing good for their kids, but they don't point it out because they want their kids to just think that's how life should be and like, things are good or whatever. But I'm like, no, I am so thankful. And in way I feel like when, when parents are like. Like my child actually taught me things.

[Enya]

Like that's how I feel about our.

[Drew]

Audience, which is so funny. But yeah, I just wanted to say thank you. Cuz also, I saw a really nice tik tok the other day talking about me, which always shocks me. And also even saying this, I just like my OCD comes out and I'm genuinely terrified that now I'm saying thank you my whole Life is going to crumble and everything's going to fall away and, like, I'm going to lose everything I love and enjoy. But that would be okay, I guess. I don't know. I'll be here because I'll have my baes. But I am so thankful. Like, I don't know. You guys are insane. And sometimes I just have, I think, bad imposter syndrome. And I'm like, I don't know why you guys like us so much, but I am so grateful for it. Like, every now and then I'm like, bro, I am not that chill. Like, I am not that cool. But I really appreciate it. And, yeah, I've just been feeling very grateful, especially with, like, the opportunities, like, a heaven situation or just, like, all of the opportunities me and Drew have been getting recently.

[Enya]

Life changing.

[Drew]

Y' all were the only people who actually gave a. And, like, believed in us. So with your belief, I now believe.

[Enya]

Yeah, exactly what Enya said. Look how vulnerable I can be. Like, I can reiterate what it's okay in. You said okay.

[Drew]

Well, then there is not a bit of many words, but his presence alone says so much.

[Enya]

Exactly, exactly, exactly.

[Drew]

But last thing I'll say is Wicked changed my life. Like, I already said it last week, I think I don't even remember the last time we did an episode. I think I talked about seeing Wicked. I. I have been listening to that soundtrack night.

[Enya]

Your codes.

[Drew]

Like. Like, no one minds the Wicked. Like, I listen to it. That's my, like, Getting Ready album right now. Yeah, Yeah, I listen to it for real.

[Enya]

What the hell?

[Drew]

I. I wake up, and the first thing I. I mean, I can, like, in goodness.

[Enya]

I can't even really hate because, like, that's no different from me listening to the Social Network soundtrack. Like, on repeat. Social Network and Gone Girl soundtrack.

[Drew]

Well, it's because that's a little more sexy. It's, like, fun, like, cool ambient music. And mine is literally, like, me spinning in the bathroom and, like, painting. Literally. Like, I dance around to it.

[Enya]

Like, I listen my headphones.

[Drew]

I love it. It's so.

[Enya]

I love it.

[Drew]

And I really want to see it again.

[Enya]

Like, I know I need to see it badly. And my parents went and saw it, and both of them cried, but I didn't know they had seen Wicked. I was supposed to see Wicked with him, but the one play I backed out of of with him.

[Drew]

It's kind of fun because I will say, like, I know a lot of people are always like, oh, I can't believe. No, like, they don't know what's gonna happen in Act 2. They haven't seen the musical. I kind of like that though, because.

[Enya]

I like that and I already know what's gonna happen. It's so easy to, like, know what happened.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's easy to like, guess and put the pieces together. But also I haven't put any brain thought towards the storyline because I want to be back because the way I was gagged when I saw it.

[Enya]

Speaking of wicked.

[Drew]

Nessa.

[Enya]

Nessa. Nessa. Y. Literally the girl that plays the Nessa follows me and Enya, which, like, I saw that. I was gagged by it. But then pictures from her Instagram account showed up. We had taken pictures together in like 2014. Like so sick. I feel like. Like I met a celebrity. So special. So special.

[Drew]

You met a celebrity before the celebrityism had dawned.

[Enya]

But Marissa shout out you and she did comment on the picture of us cuz it kind of went. It like kind of went on Tik Tok and people were like talking about it and she went to the pictures she posted from 2014 and she was like, God damn it, I'm going to be on emergency intercom.

[Drew]

Armstrong.

[Enya]

And I was like, yep, you will.

[Drew]

Be like, probably the worst press for like, anybody in like a major blockbuster right now. It's like they're going to talk about intercom. Jesus Christ.

[Enya]

God damn it.

[Drew]

You're the goat.

[Enya]

You're the goat. For real. The goat.

[Drew]

Such a good movie. Like literally just what a movie. And I'm going to see it again.

[Enya]

Yeah, 100 times.

[Drew]

That's my.

[Enya]

Also, I think it's the highest grossing musical movie adaptation of all time. Like Les Miserables or whatever. The. I. Yeah, that one, Mamma Mia. I think still has it beat, but by the end it'll beat it out, which is so gag worthy, but all right, Drew side up corner. Hey.

[Drew]

Hey.

[Enya]

I know y' all are cold in those sheen coats. She immersion my enter till I calm down.

[Drew]

Classic.

[Enya]

That one eight.

[Drew]

That one's classic.

[Enya]

Oh, is that a classic?

[Drew]

I think you've said that one before.

[Enya]

Oh, I wrote it down and I was like, whoa. I cook. Who cooked here? Call me celibate the way I don't give a. That was from Mia Yalls Coochie. Yalls Coochies don't look fat in those leggings. That's a ball of hair. It's from Gwendolyn. Those BBL caskets are going to look like guitar cases. That's from Michaela. And I think she made that one up. Because she sent it in. Like, she typed it out. Yeah, but that's literally. That's good. Also. One last thing is I've been journaling a lot recently. Like, really, really journaling and keeping, like, a ledger of what I'm doing throughout the days and throughout my weeks and, like, what I got planned. First of all, life changing. Second of all, I was thinking how, like, iconic it's gonna be to look back at these times and, like, to be able to go through my journal because I got a Louise Carmen. I know, like, whatever, like, not bragging kind of am. Because they're so sick. And I was at the store and I got the bill.

[Drew]

I mean, investing, like, it's such an investment thing, but investing in that has made me journal.

[Enya]

I know.

[Drew]

Literally, I make it a point to pull out my journal now because I'm.

[Enya]

Like, it comes with me everywhere.

[Drew]

This. There was too much money spent here. This must be used.

[Enya]

Yeah, it has to be used. But I was like, it also has made it so easy because I can just like, take out one of those journals and put another one in. And I was like, oh, it's going to be, like, so cool in years to, like, go through and be able to look back at, like, exactly what I was doing on what day I was doing it and how I felt on those days and, like, all that. And I was like, whoa, I need.

[Drew]

To get better at journaling when I'm happy because all of my journal entries are just, like, me being scary.

[Enya]

I think that's valuable. But also, I think it'll be annoying.

[Drew]

Because I'll be like, damn, ho. You don't have nothing good to say.

[Enya]

Like, dude, literally, I, like, was on the phone with my mom because I call her, like, basically every single day or she calls me. And like, she was like, we were just talking. And then, like, I don't know what it is about being on the phone with my mom, but, like, for something, for some reason, like, something clicks in my brain and I just, like, trauma dump, like, every single time I talk to her, which I know is very unhealthy and very unfair to her. And I'm actively working on it. I know. But, like, I've got. I was really good about it for, like, a whole year. And then the last, like, two weeks of my life have been, like, like a living nightmare. Good, good. But just, like, a lot of.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

It's just overwhelming. Yeah. Overwhelming. And so I was just like, literally what you did this morning, I did on the phone with my mom, like, four days In a row. And she was like, drew, can you shut the up? Like, can actually actually shut up. Chill out. Like, the last four calls we've had have been completely negative. I need you to take a step back, take a breath, and tell me something good in your life. Life. And I was like, damn. Like, I. Sometimes I just need to be yelled at by my mama.

[Drew]

Like, that's so sweet. I know. That's like me telling my therapist to make it a point that I have to say something good to her every time we talk. Because I'm like, come on. Come on, please.

[Enya]

I forgot about that until. Yeah, yeah, you just said that. That's so funny. Okay, last thing is rfk. Count your days. I'm not kidding. Count your days, you old bag. You're gonna die.

[Drew]

I think every episode for the past four episodes, you sent out a threat to RFK Jr literally.

[Enya]

Secret Service is gonna pull up soon. I'm not actually crazy, but, like, really count your days. Because now they're talking about banning Red 40. They're talking about banning all my dies. They're talking, like, they're really, really getting down to, like, the nitty gritty of banning all this shit, which is, like. I mean, maybe ultimately good. No, it's ultimately good. It's a net positive. But I'm like. It's just when I go to Europe. When I go to Europe and I have a European Coke, it is the saddest, nastiest, like, fakest, nastiest, grossest thing I' in my goddamn life. I come back to America. I know. I literally. I just want the high fructose corn syrup. I'm sorry. It's like drugs. I'm like, decriminalized drugs. Let people do what they want with their goddamn body. Decriminalize red 40 and decriminalize red 40. And that's really, like, the. The tip I'm on. Like, it's my body. I should be able to destroy it if I want to. I should be able to put in whatever die I want to, but I know it's going to be good.

[Drew]

But, like, even the Cokes here, I think in Mexico, they use, like, real sugar. No. Like, literally no.

[Enya]

If I'm drinking a Coke, I know it's bad for me. I need it to be a little more healthy. It's like, a percentage more healthy. It is not any better for me than drinking high fructose corn syrup. Oh, it literally, like, don't.

[Drew]

Wait, where are people? Were people eating high fructose corn syrup? Or was it honey when people were squeezing it out of the box. Like, that is crazy. Like, that. That is when I'm like, okay, now I get why they want to ban all this.

[Enya]

Because literally, like, and they were putting dye in it.

[Drew]

They'll take a mile, bro.

[Enya]

They were literally putting dye in it, too.

[Drew]

Okay, well, my song media of the week is Brooklyn by Steely Dan, Georgie Porgy by Toto, Amelia by Joni Mitchell, and Disney Girls by the Beach Boys. And somebody pointed out to me recently that it was brave of me to ever say I don't like musicals. All of the music I like is so theatrical. Like, it's all so, like, yellow sing songy, like, storytelling.

[Enya]

My media is now, mind you, I'm only 17, so I'm allowed to like this music. But Skipping Class by Netspend is, like, one of the best songs I've heard in so long. And, like, yes, I know. Like, his music is shitty, but, like. Like, really, I don't know what it is about Netspin, but I'm like, there's, like, there's something there. Like, there's just something sweet about, like.

[Drew]

Like seeing a young person still with, like, passion and drive, because that is only meant to.

[Enya]

And his vibe. Like, let's make art. Let's make art. Like, I literally so support. I'm like, yeah, let's make art. Let's cook net spin. Like, let me. Let me.

[Drew]

Yeah, let your.

[Enya]

The album also, wait, Spotify wrapped came out, and we didn't talk about it on the podcast. Should we do Our top Top 5 songs on Spotify Rap?

[Drew]

I'd be down.

[Enya]

Okay, I'll go first. So mine. I don't know how the this happened. I truly, truly don't know how this happened. And, like, I think there was a glitch in the algorithm or some, but I don't hate it. But this is not who I am. And I don't know where this came from, but my top song is always on my mind. Pet Shop Boys Till I Die. The Beach Boys Go West. The Pet Shop Boys Boys. Bella from Poor Thing Soundtrack. Domino Dancing. Pet Shop Boys. I just wasn't made for time these times. The Beach Boys. Like, literally, like, I don't know where that came from. The Pet Shop Boys I can get behind. I know, like, I listen to them actively all the time, but my top five artists are completely different, which is just so weird to me. Like, my top five artists are, like, Apex 20, Death Grips, Bjorks, Boards of Canada, Jurgen, whatever. His nuts is from Poor Things. So I'm like, Where did the poor things come? Or where did the Pet Shop Boys come from?

[Drew]

That is crazy. Because I guess maybe you listen to more of their discography then. That's crazy. I love that. But mine is mine isn't that shocking? Like mine is. Wishing by Electric Light Orchestra, New Ul Art Loan, Tin Man America. Hello, it's me, Todd Rundgren and Waterloo Sunset.

[Enya]

The Kinks. Wow. Hello, it's me. Not being number one is actually shocking.

[Drew]

I know. It was like, number two last year. It's falling down the ranks because I'm like, I know.

[Enya]

Xtal was at the top of mine for literally four years, and it's not even in the top ten.

[Drew]

We're. We're changing. We're evolving.

[Enya]

You were always on my mind.

[Drew]

Also Daybreak by Barry Manilow, Teardrops by Womack. And Womack is a top one. I just love it. My top artist was hollow notes Shock to no one. All right.

[Enya]

Classic, but all right, guys. Shout out, y' all. Thanks for tuning in. Shout out your parents. Love them, too. I will have sex with your mother and father.

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