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Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast
Hosted by Justin Wood Studio · EN
*DARK HUMOR WARNING*
IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.
Three offensive pukes discuss horrible workplace accidents.
If your sense of humor is so dark it's ultraviolet and you like hearing about what OSHA thinks life and limb are worth, check us out!
If you are prone to taking offense: Bad shit happens to everyone. Get over it!
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S4 Finale: Final (Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder) FREE VERSION
3w ago01:35:24Tap to summarizeWell. Here it is. The Season 4 Finale.Main Guy (Mort Tishin), This Guy (Richard Itch), That Guy (Swingin Dong) and the Research Department gather around the microphones for one more stab at immortality. WARNING: It gets sloppy at the end, after all, we are celebrating the closure of a chapter in our lives!"Final" categories include:Final DepthFinal DestinationFinal GradeFinal PaymentFinal PlacementFinal StagesThrow us a rating and review, or support us directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/employee1There you will get early releases, bonus episodes, additional content, stories by That Guy, and other earthly delights that are UNFIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.
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S4 E23: Boils
Jun 1300:45:36Tap to summarizeDid you know a that when a few carbuncles pop up together it’s called a furuncle?Speaking of itchy pustules, That Guy’s nephew calls him “carb uncle,” cause he smells like gas and works on old cars.That Guy’s niece calls him “fur uncle,” cause he looks like a monkey when he sneaks around naked at the park sniffing benches, slides, and swing sets.Anyhoo, here is a minimally-edited episode bubbling up around the word “boil.”
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S4 E22: Cramps
Apr 3000:47:26Tap to summarize"Main Guy" Ben Tweener, "This Guy" Misty Dawn, and "That Guy" Ivegotta Itchybum go bonkers while Research Department takes the night off to play Bunko (whatever the fuck that is).One more episode to go before the Season 4 Finale!
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S4 E21: Aorta
Apr 2200:42:53Tap to summarizeNo one can live without an aorta. Don’t believe us? Listen to this shit!Gil T. Yuronner whips out some *“main vein” stories for Eda Bagadix, Hairy Queen Snailtrail, and the Research Department.*Special note from Main Guy: Of course (as anyone who skipped the second grade will tell you) the aorta is an artery—not a vein, but if my evil plan worked, you’re probably thinking about cocks right now. #dick #weenie #pecker #penis
Transcribe →S4 E20: The Runs
Apr 400:32:21Tap to summarizeLots of running going on around here. Running mouths running circles of distracted conversations while running a failing podcast into the ground.Glen Struation runs down a list of stories pertaining to all types of running—forcing Carol Lina, Phat Dong, and the Research Department to run for the exit.
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S4 E19: Boats and Hoes
Mar 1500:53:27Tap to summarizeNathan Higgers attempts to tell stories about boats and hoes to Kamen Wendt, Gitten Herdrawersoff and the Research Department.Like many tragic tales of boats (and hoes) throughout recorded history, this one starts out loose and sloppy and ends up . . . well . . . wet, tired, and fucked. Unsatisfactorily fucked.
Transcribe →S4 E17: Toenail RE-RELEASE
Mar 100:48:37Tap to summarizeAfter the prior version of this episode had been streamed/downloaded about 400 times, a helpful listener reached out and said, "What's with all the time gaps, overlaps, and random shit after the episode?!"Apparently, Main Guy was so busy fiddling around in Photoshop to make the stupid artwork that really doesn't look like a guy hammering a toe into a board like a nail, he uploaded the wrong audio file. Let's try this again . . . Joe King tells some toe-curling stories to Ketavetouck Litchard and recovering surgery victim Pete O’Phile. Research Department is otherwise occupied with a recovery of her own. Categories include:• Avulsion• Gun• Trimmer• Bed• Finger• PopperPlease rate and review, and send a screenshot to employee1@gmail.com if you'd like some free stickers. Please sign up and support us at patreon.com/employee1 if you really enjoy what we do. You'll get early releases, extra episodes, and bonus content. THANKS, PUKES!
Transcribe →S4 E16: Lips
Jan 2500:48:56Tap to summarizeThis one will chap ya! Hannibal Recktor puts some gloss on lip stories for Rhett Wayne, Shae Vercooter and the Research Department.
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S4 E15: Turkey
Jan 1000:44:02Tap to summarizeOral Roberts serves up six gruesome stories for Dick Bush, the Research Department, and a special guest!
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S4 E14: Familiar Equipment
Dec 2000:55:56Tap to summarizeAvast and Merry Christmas, ye pukes! As a result of another mutiny, Main Guy 2.0 (Whet Fart) commandeers the Captain's chair and holds Clem Chowder, Phil Hole, and the Research Department hostage while he talks about all the scary equipment he works on. #AIDS #ATV #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #boiler #butcher #california #careerday #comedy #computercrash #crude #crushed #dark #fermilier #fuckinidiot #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #joystick #kansas #mature #morbid #multipletakes #ohio #oncall #osha #pointzeroonefive #pottymouths #press #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #utah #vulgarPlease shoot us a rating and review wherever you listen.Help keep the flashing lights on by supporting us at www.patreon.com/employee1Follow us on Facebook at employee1podcastFollow us on Instagram at @employee1podcastSend all hate mail to employee1podcast@gmail.comBuy some shirts at www.bonfire.com/store/employee1podcast
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