Every Outfit Podcast, Ep. 260

A Valentine's Day Mailbag Episode (Feat. Karley Sciortino) Date: February 13, 2026
Hosts: Chelsea Fairless & Lauren Garrone
Guest: Karley Sciortino (writer/sexpert, host of the “Hotline” Substack)

Episode Overview

This vibrant, frank Valentine's Day special features Chelsea, Lauren, and returning guest Karley Sciortino answering listener-submitted questions on relationships, sex, contemporary dating, and pop culture. The tone is irreverent, witty, and unfiltered—a blend of strong opinions, personal anecdotes, and cultural analysis. The trio take on hot topics from “is waiting for marriage archaic?” to “what’s the sexiest song?” to “is having a boyfriend embarrassing?”

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Waiting for Marriage to Have Sex

• Listener Question: Advice for a 23-year-old woman waiting for marriage—"I feel like that girl that Carrie meets in the Hamptons."
  • The hosts collectively think waiting for marriage is unnecessary unless rooted in genuine, personal religious conviction.
  • Karley: “If it's about some societal expectation...you want to make sure you have some kind of connection with them in that department before you sign up to be with them for life. But imagine the pressure...losing your virginity with them on your wedding night. That sounds like horrible.” (06:50)
  • Lauren analogizes sex to driving or cooking: “You get better at sex the more you do it...like, were you good at driving the first time?” (03:37)

2. Not Having Sex in Long-term Relationships

• Listener Question: Is it bad to not have had sex with my partner of 1.5 years?
  • All agree: only a problem if one person is unhappy about it.
  • Karley cites sexual researcher Dr. Jean of Rangalova: “Sexual dissatisfaction in long-term relationships most often comes from misaligned desire.” (08:13)

3. Best Dan Savage Sex Advice

• Unanimous favorite: "Fuck First" (have sex before dinner/events to avoid feeling too full/tired).
  • Chelsea: “If you feel too fat and bloated and drunk to fuck, then you start to spiral about the relationship because you're like, oh my God, we didn't fuck on Valentine's Day.” (10:09)
• Karley praises the “Price of Admission” concept: accept a partner’s flaws, but warns against loudly complaining about them to others: “It makes you look worse than them.” (11:25)

4. Internet Kinks: Men Whimpering ASMR

• The hosts are bemused/disturbed by this trend.
  • Chelsea: “It was just like men making pathetic little grunty, whispery noises. I thought it was really gross.” (12:28)
  • Karley: “Not for me—but I kind of like it as something so fucking weird... there was something dom/subby about it...I like that no matter what you’re offering, there’s someone who’s into that specialty.” (13:30)

5. Buying Gifts for Men on Valentine's Day

• General advice: keep it minimal or mutual; experiential gifts are better than chocolates or generic items.
  • Lauren: “Do not get a man a gift on Valentine's Day...take your man's credit card to buy yourself lingerie and then take photos for him.” (15:15)
  • Karley: “When I've been dating men on Valentine's Day...it's pretty easy to look at their life and be like, he would really benefit from a nice set of knives...like, casserole pot or whatever.” (18:10)
  • All: If it’s a situationship, don’t get a gift.

6. How Many Couples Are Really Happy?

• Listener asks for percentage of truly happy couples:
  • Chelsea: “Somewhere between two-thirds and three-quarters of couples I know I'd qualify as happy... that's actually pretty good.” (20:52)
  • The trio discuss that happiness in relationships increases with age and self-knowledge.
  • Karley: “I can say for certain that I am someone who has a higher contentment mode when single... because I've been in more volatile relationships.” (21:04)
  • Lauren: “I was single until the very last moment where I found a person who enriched my life.” (23:07)

7. Dating Nihilism & Heterofatalism

• Listeners share despair about the straight dating pool.
  • Lauren: “Someone out there shares the same view about dating—that it's a nihilistic hellscape.” (26:32)
  • Karley: “Dating apps are warped and fucked up... it’s meaningful to try to meet people in person.” (27:41)

8. Rekindling Romance After Kids/12 Years Together

• Advice: Schedule regular date nights; carve out independence to create longing/desire.
  • Karley: “Statistically the best advice about how to increase desire is to get away from each other... Desire needs space; fire needs air.” (30:13)

9. Pop Culture Lightning Round

• Shane vs. Ilya from Heated Rivalry: unanimous preference for Ilya.
• “Is thinking about a TV character during sex cheating?”—No, unless you would object if the roles were reversed. Be present if possible.

10. Karley’s Movie at Sundance

• Karley shares her new film, I Want Your Sex, directed by Gregg Araki, premiered at Sundance.
  • “It’s a BDSM romantic comedy… seeing Cooper Hoffman play some alternate universe version of me getting dragged around by his hair by Olivia Wilde was wild.” (37:55)
  • Magnolia will release it later this year.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sex and Waiting:
  • Karley: “Sex is a way that you connect with your partner—imagine the pressure...losing your virginity on your wedding night. That sounds horrible.” (06:50)
• On Valentine’s Day Gifts for Men:
  • Lauren: “Take your man's credit card to buy yourself lingerie and then take photos for him. That's the gift.” (15:36)
• On Dating App Fatigue:
  • Lauren: “All men on dating apps don't ask questions. In real life, when you go on dates...a man will talk to you for 90 minutes.” (25:52)
• On Romance Burnout:
  • Chelsea: “Someone is looking to add a bit more romance after 12 years and two kids... If I was seeking romance, I would have a standing date night.” (29:59)
  • Karley: “Desire needs space, fire needs air. You can't want something that's on fucking top of you.” (30:13)
• On Buying Lingerie After Weight Loss:
  • Karley: “Chantel ... they last a really long time, and they're pretty, and they support. As someone with big boobs—it's doing a lot of work.” (101:26)
• On ‘Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing?’
  • Karley: “I think this article is representative of an exciting shift ... a reframing of a woman’s role in a heterosexual relationship.” (75:29)
  • Chelsea: “Having a partner of any gender can be embarrassing. I mean, have you seen some of the lesbians on the Internet?” (77:53)
• On Bianca Censori’s Vanity Fair Profile:
  • Chelsea: “I don't think there was any advantage to her giving this interview. She should remain unknowable.” (86:35)
  • Karley: “You didn't say anything. All you said was ‘I love him, despite he's a Nazi.’” (89:10)

Pop Culture/Style Q&A Highlights

• Margot Robbie’s Wuthering Heights Press Looks:
  • Lauren praises the chic, thematic, and "fun" ensembles—a successful stylistic streak post-Barbie.
• American Girl’s Yassified Dolls:
  • Chelsea: “They look bratified. Not as cool as they could be. Just ugly clothes.”
• Best Sex and the City Hookups:
  • Karley: “John Slattery the politician—so charismatic, so kinky ... the possibility there!” (80:57)
  • Lauren: “Ray the jazz musician... special hyperfocus on making Carrie orgasm.” (81:52)
• Quarter Zips & Dating:
  • Safe to date a guy who wears one? Depends—could be an indicator of tech-bro style or simply knitwear fashion.
  • Karley: “When I think of that I think of guys in San Francisco...sure I've slept with men who wear quarter zips but it's not aspirational.” (96:11)

Key Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:08 – Karley Shortino introduction
• 02:17–07:16 – Discussion: Waiting till marriage for sex, sexual skill-building
• 07:25–09:01 – Not having sex in a long-term relationship; asexuality & mismatched desire
• 09:01–11:46 – Dan Savage’s advice: “Fuck first,” “Price of Admission”
• 12:00–13:41 – Men whimpering ASMR trend
• 15:04–18:53 – What to buy a man for Valentine's Day (or not)
• 19:54–24:03 – % of couples truly happy? Stability & singlehood vs. relationships
• 24:41–28:21 – Dating nihilism; men not asking questions on dates; apps vs IRL
• 29:47–32:49 – Rekindling desire post-kids/long-term partnership: space & independence
• 33:06–36:27 – Heated Rivalry (Shane vs. Ilya); “Is fantasizing about TV hunks cheating?”
• 36:38–39:19 – Karley’s film at Sundance, “I Want Your Sex”
• 54:53–55:29 – Affordable luxuries under $50 (donuts, skincare, flowers)
• 59:09–63:06 – Vogue editorship transition: Chloe Malle and Anna Wintour NYT interview
• 75:29–77:35 – ‘Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing?’ Viral Vogue essay
• 80:53–81:52 – Best Sex and the City “boyfriend of the week”
• 84:02–86:09 – Samantha’s blowjob logic (classic SITC overthinking)
• 86:34–90:55 – Bianca Censori’s Vanity Fair interview
• 101:20–104:49 – Lingerie after weight loss, recommendations for supportive and pretty bras (Chantelle)
• 109:11–110:54 – Should you send yourself flowers if your anti-Valentine’s partner won’t?

Final Takeaways

• The episode blends pop culture, sex/relationship advice, and fashion snark, always with candor and humor.
• The key through-line: healthy relationships (and fashion choices!) are about authenticity, communication, and a little bit of irreverence.
• Notable recurring advice: Don’t wait for marriage to have sex unless it’s a true core conviction; don’t buy men unnecessary Valentine’s gifts; romance can be revived with distance; and beware of making your life harder (or stranger) for the sake of aesthetics or trends.

Karley Sciortino’s Substack: Hotline
VIP Sex in Cinema Episode: Available via the Every Outfit Patreon

This summary covers all major topics and memorable banter, with timestamps and key quotes for context. For the full unfiltered experience—including wild sidetracks, Sex and the City deep cuts, and off-the-cuff laughs—listen to the full episode!