Podcast Title: Every Outfit
Hosts: Chelsea Fairless & Lauren Garroni
Episode: A Simply Irresistible Hotline Episode
Release Date: October 25, 2024
Introduction
In the latest episode of Every Outfit, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni dive into a lively and multifaceted hotline session filled with fashion insights, personal dilemmas, and pop culture references. Aptly titled "A Simply Irresistible Hotline Episode," the duo navigates through a spectrum of listener calls, offering their signature blend of humor, expertise, and candid advice.
Discussion Highlights
1. The Legacy of "Death Becomes Her"
The episode kicks off with Chelsea and Lauren reminiscing about the cult classic film Death Becomes Her. They entertain a submitted Instagram DM question regarding the show's substance and its connections to the movie.
- Chelsea Fairless (00:04): “I spent $40,000 on shoes.”
- Lauren Garroni (00:36): “Yes, Death Becomes Her is a high point of his use of special effects in a not creepy, uncanny valley way.”
Both hosts express a deep appreciation for the film's costume and production design, highlighting its enduring influence on fashion commentary.
2. Navigating Sex Work and Platforms Like OnlyFans
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a heartfelt call from a listener contemplating starting an OnlyFans account with her boyfriend.
- Caller (03:32): “I've always wanted to be a porn star and I've always wanted to be a sex worker.”
- Chelsea Fairless (03:42): “Do you just want to do this because you're an exhibitionist... or do you actually want to run a small business?”
The hosts dissect the complexities of entering sex work, discussing the importance of viewing it as legitimate work, potential risks of anonymity breaches, and the personal motivations behind such a decision. They emphasize the need for a structured approach and caution against the burnout that can accompany content creation.
3. Black-Tie Event Anxiety
Another listener seeks guidance on attending a high-profile LA black-tie party amidst personal insecurities.
- Caller (06:25): “Could you give me some advice on being my best self in a very LA setting?”
- Chelsea Fairless (07:42): “Keep the outfit simple. Don't try and keep up with the Joneses.”
Chelsea and Lauren offer practical advice on maintaining authenticity, managing insecurities, and leveraging social interactions to shift focus away from personal anxieties.
4. Celebrating Kojo and Patrick Sandberg
A dual-themed call praises Kojo from Entertainment Tonight and inquires about the potential return of Patrick Sandberg's podcast.
- Caller (10:56): “Do you have any opinions on his old segments or his current posts on Instagram?”
- Lauren Garroni (12:26): “It's a bummer that he is not on the red carpet any longer...”
The hosts reminisce about Kojo's impactful fashion commentary and express enthusiasm about potentially featuring Patrick Sandberg in future episodes, highlighting their connections within the industry.
5. Underdressed vs. Overdressed Philosophy
A veteran listener questions the hosts' stance on being underdressed rather than overdressed for events.
- Caller (16:40): “It's always better to be underdressed versus overdressed. Can you elaborate?”
- Chelsea Fairless (17:18): “It's just less embarrassing to be underdressed because being overdressed suggests a level of caring and pre-planning that I find to be more embarrassing.”
Chelsea and Lauren debate the merits of both approaches, sharing personal anecdotes about fashion missteps and reinforcing the idea that underdressing can often be more comfortable and less conspicuous.
6. Embarrassing Early Fashion Careers
An NYC listener probes the hosts for their early career blunders in the fashion industry.
- Caller (20:13): “I want to know if you have any embarrassing stories from your early days working in fashion.”
- Lauren Garroni (20:23): “I'll start with what I think the funniest is...”
Both hosts open up about their initial forays into the fashion world, sharing humorous and cringe-worthy stories that humanize their glamorous personas and offer relatable content for listeners embarking on similar careers.
7. The Phenomenon of "Twink Death" Among Indie Actors
A caller delves into the concept of "Twink Death," referencing the aging of once-adorable indie actors.
- Caller (26:15): “It's like, what if we made the Sopranos but Tony Soprano is the Penguin?”
- Lauren Garroni (28:14): “Twink Death is something we've discussed a lot on this podcast.”
Chelsea and Lauren explore the pressures on young male actors to maintain a certain aesthetic, discussing societal beauty standards and the impact of aging on public perception.
8. Revisiting 1990s Rom-Coms: "Simply Irresistible"
A nostalgic caller urges the hosts to dissect the 1999 film Simply Irresistible.
- Caller (31:59): “Please, please, please talk about this.”
- Lauren Garroni (33:06): “This movie is great because of my own nostalgic love for it.”
The hosts analyze the film's whimsical premise, costume design by Todd Oldham, and the cultural context of late 90s rom-coms, debating its merits and place in modern viewing.
9. Ideal Ankle Boots for Fall 2024
A fashion-conscious listener seeks advice on selecting the perfect black ankle boot for the upcoming season.
- Caller (38:44): “I need a new black boot for fall and I'm just curious what your opinions are.”
- Lauren Garroni (39:00): “One is a square-toed motorcycle boot with a block heel or a point-toe ankle boot with a mid to low heel.”
Chelsea and Lauren provide detailed recommendations, highlighting brands like Schutz and Vagabond, and discussing current trends in ankle boot styles.
10. Emotional Connection to "Six Feet Under"
A Gen Z listener expresses deep emotional resonance with the TV show Six Feet Under and requests a VIP episode focusing on it.
- Caller (46:08): “I cried so, so much. What an ending. What a show.”
- Lauren Garroni (47:10): “Chelsea and I have been having this conversation about how to handle discussing other shows like Six Feet Under or Girls.”
The hosts contemplate dedicating an episode to dissecting beloved series, weighing the challenges of covering complex emotions and character arcs within their podcast format.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Chelsea Fairless (00:04): “I spent $40,000 on shoes.”
- Lauren Garroni (04:23): “She says that she wants to be a porn star, but also the way she's going to do this is have sex with her boyfriend and post on only fans, which does not a porn star make.”
- Chelsea Fairless (07:42): “But first of all, congrats on almost a year of sobriety. That's incredible.”
- Lauren Garroni (17:02): “I don't remember us saying this, however, if I had to guess the context...”
- Chelsea Fairless (25:02): “I don't really have horror stories from. I think what embarrasses me about my early years in fashion is what I wore in the presence of very chic people.”
- Lauren Garroni (33:04): “Chelsea, have you ever seen Simply Irresistible?”
- Chelsea Fairless (36:04): “Yes. They're both movies about bisexuals, lesbians, written by heterosexuals.”
Insights and Conclusions
Throughout the episode, Chelsea and Lauren demonstrate their versatility in handling a range of topics beyond fashion, delving into personal growth, relationship dynamics, and media critique. Their candid discussions about mental health, career challenges, and societal expectations provide listeners with both entertainment and valuable perspectives.
The hosts’ ability to seamlessly transition between light-hearted banter and serious advice underscores their deep understanding of their audience's diverse interests and struggles. By incorporating personal anecdotes and detailed analyses, Chelsea and Lauren create an engaging and relatable narrative that resonates with both longtime fans and new listeners alike.
Final Thoughts
"A Simply Irresistible Hotline Episode" encapsulates the essence of Every Outfit—a blend of fashion savvy, cultural commentary, and genuine camaraderie. Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni continue to solidify their status as go-to voices in the intersection of style and pop culture, offering a podcast experience that is as insightful as it is entertaining.