Every Outfit Podcast Summary
Episode: On Blake Lively, Robbie Williams, LV x Murakami
Release Date: January 5, 2025

Hosts: Chelsea Fairless & Lauren Garroni

Introduction and Personal Updates

The episode begins with Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni addressing their recent delays in releasing the first episode of 2025. Chelsea shares a personal struggle, stating, “I came down with some horrifying virus on the flight home, so that also delayed things” (00:35). Lauren humorously blames herself for the scheduling mishap, adding, “I usually put our recording schedule together and I was so focused on making it through December of 2024” (00:37).

The hosts recount their challenging flights back from Australia, with Chelsea lamenting, “having to experience extreme turbulence without a vodka cranberry is truly the most harrowing thing I've ever experienced” (01:12). They share light-hearted anecdotes about their New Year's Eve experiences, contrasting Chelsea’s solitary night on the couch with Lauren’s low-key dinner with family.

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni Lawsuit

A significant portion of the episode delves into the contentious lawsuit between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni concerning their film "It Ends With Us." Lauren introduces the topic by explaining, “the New York Times dropped a bombshell story detailing Blake Lively's complaint against Justin Baldoni” (06:02). According to Lauren, Lively accuses Baldoni of sexual harassment and orchestrating a smear campaign to tarnish her reputation.

Chelsea and Lauren dissect the allegations, highlighting specific claims such as Lively requesting Baldoni to “stop showing me pornography non consensually on set” (07:31). Baldoni counters by clarifying that the supposed pornography was actually footage of a home birth, questioning Lively’s assertions: “But there are also sandwiches that incorporate lobster, I guess” (08:22).

The hosts discuss the contradictory narratives presented in both lawsuits, with Chelsea remarking, “this just seems messy in general” (20:40). They emphasize the complexity of the situation, noting, “making a movie is a fraught experience, even under the best of circumstances” (21:11). The conversation underscores the difficulty of assigning blame in such tangled disputes, concluding that “everyone had a part in making this situation this messy” (22:10).

Yellowjackets and Season Three

Transitioning from Hollywood disputes, Chelsea and Lauren discuss the popular TV series "Yellowjackets." Chelsea mentions rewatching the first two seasons during her illness, expressing excitement for the upcoming third season: “It's my favorite show ever. I'm so excited” (25:11). They humorously exchange fragmented memories of season two, with Lauren admitting, “I had no idea what the fuck is going on” (25:19).

Lauren shares a fan theory related to the new season’s trailer, speculating, “the teenage version of herself ate Melanie Lynskey's baby” (27:21). Chelsea counters by emphasizing the show's intricate timeline, urging listeners to rewatch previous seasons for better understanding: “I think it's highly unlikely that Hilary Swank is playing any one of the yellow jackets” (27:46).

Robbie Williams Biopic: A Better Man

Lauren shifts the discussion to the upcoming Robbie Williams biopic titled "A Better Man." She describes a mysterious billboard advertising the film, featuring a CGI monkey, and notes the film's impressive budget: “the budget of this film is $110 million” (33:29). Chelsea mentions having watched the related documentary, acknowledging Robbie Williams' influence despite his limited presence in the U.S.: “I do know who Robbie Williams is, but to any British people listening, this is what happened” (31:49).

The hosts express mixed feelings about the film's portrayal and budget, with Lauren stating, “But what I do want to discuss, going back to my point about, like, media literacy being pushed to its absolute brink” (33:29). They conclude that despite Williams’ limited fame in the U.S., the film's positive reviews make it a noteworthy release.

Fashion Discussions

Louis Vuitton x Takashi Murakami Reissue

Chelsea and Lauren explore Louis Vuitton's reissue of their collaboration with Japanese pop artist Takashi Murakami, originally launched in Spring 2003. Chelsea notes the extensive 200-piece collection, lamenting, “It's definitely not for us, but it's actually interesting” (34:49). They compare the original Marc Jacobs vision with the current iteration, observing the shift in cultural associations over time.

Lauren critiques specific items from the collection, particularly the footwear, describing Louis Vuitton's espadrille wedges as “the most horrifying outfit I've seen” (36:54). Nevertheless, they acknowledge the campaign's strength, praising the photoshoot featuring Zendaya: “It is great. It was shot by Inez and Vinod, who used to shoot Louis Vuitton campaigns in the Marc Jacobs era” (37:47).

Walmart’s "Birkin" and Skims Flagship Store

The hosts comment on Walmart's introduction of a handbag dubbed the “Workin,” juxtaposing it with the luxurious Birkin bags, and expressing disdain for mass-produced imitations: “I fucking hate a satirical fake Birkin” (40:08). They discuss the fleeting nature of viral fashion trends, predicting that such items will quickly fall out of favor and end up discarded.

Additionally, Chelsea highlights the opening of Skims' flagship store in New York City, marveling at its location and design: “it is the most lavish store” (43:03). They joke about potential future expansions and the exclusivity of the store’s clientele.

Kim Kardashian’s "Santa Baby" Music Video

Lauren brings up Kim Kardashian’s unconventional "Santa Baby" music video, describing it as “deeply weird” and comparing its surreal imagery to works by David Lynch and Harmony Korine (46:13). Chelsea agrees, noting the video’s bizarre elements and speculative references: “I think it's a reference to the tuxedo man and the bear shot from the Shining” (47:19).

They admire Kardashian’s creative risks, concluding, “I admire Kim's willingness to try new and increasingly bizarre things” (48:32).

Farewell to Fashion Legends

Concluding the episode, the hosts pay tribute to influential figures in the fashion industry who recently passed away:

• Rosita Mazzoni: Chelsea mourns the loss of the matriarch of the Missoni Zigzag knitwear empire, praising her as “a visionary textile designer and fashion designer and businesswoman” (50:45).

• Jocelyn Wildenstein: They briefly discuss Wildenstein, known for her extreme plastic surgery, with Chelsea reminiscing about her glamorous yet shocking image: “She was introduced via a Vanity Fair profile” (53:02).

• Polly Mellon: Lauren honors Polly Mellon, a legendary fashion editor and stylist, highlighting her positive influence in the industry: “She was fashion's cheerleader” (54:55). Chelsea adds personal anecdotes about Mellon’s enthusiastic personality and dedication to fashion.

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with Chelsea and Lauren reflecting on the ever-evolving nature of fashion and pop culture, emphasizing their commitment to providing insightful and candid commentary. They sign off by expressing anticipation for future discussions and maintaining their signature blend of humor and critical analysis.

Notable Quotes

• Chelsea Fairless: “I spent $40,000 on shoes.” (00:04)
• Lauren Garroni: “We don't condone saying that someone's wearing designer outfits when they're clearly not.” (49:49)
• Lauren Garroni: “It’s my favorite show ever. I'm so excited.” (25:11)
• Chelsea Fairless: “I have nothing against the way that they look. It's not my taste, but I appreciate them from a design standpoint.” (24:20)
• Lauren Garroni: “Everyone had a part in making this situation this messy.” (22:10)

Timestamp References

• [00:04] – Episode starts with Chelsea’s shoe expenditure.
• [00:35] – Chelsea discusses illness delaying recordings.
• [00:37] – Lauren takes responsibility for scheduling.
• [01:12] – Chelsea describes harrowing flight experience.
• [06:02] – Introduction to Blake Lively’s lawsuit.
• [07:31] – Details of Lively’s accusations.
• [08:22] – Discussion on what constitutes pornography on set.
• [20:40] – Chelsea finds the lawsuit situation messy.
• [21:11] – Lauren reflects on the challenges of filmmaking.
• [22:10] – Both agree on shared blame in the lawsuit.
• [25:11] – Excitement for Yellowjackets season three.
• [27:21] – Lauren shares a fan theory about the show.
• [27:46] – Chelsea urges rewatching Yellowjackets.
• [33:29] – Discussion on Robbie Williams biopic.
• [34:49] – Louis Vuitton x Murakami reissue overview.
• [36:54] – Critique of Louis Vuitton’s espadrilles.
• [37:47] – Praise for Louis Vuitton’s Zendaya campaign.
• [40:08] – Host’s disdain for Walmart’s “Workin” bag.
• [43:03] – Comments on Skims flagship store.
• [46:13] – Analysis of Kim Kardashian’s "Santa Baby" video.
• [48:32] – Admiration for Kardashian’s creativity.
• [50:45] – Tribute to Rosita Mazzoni.
• [53:02] – Discussion on Jocelyn Wildenstein.
• [54:55] – Honors to Polly Mellon.

Note: Timestamps are indicative and correspond to key points as discussed in the transcript.