Every Outfit Podcast Episode Summary
Hosts: Chelsea Fairless & Lauren Garroni
Episode Title: On Disclaimer, UAPs, John Stamos’ Bald Cap
Release Date: November 22, 2024

1. Merch Launch and Reactions

Timestamp: [00:29] – [01:43]

Chelsea and Lauren kick off the episode by sharing exciting updates about their newly launched merchandise collection. Lauren expresses gratitude to their fans, highlighting the transformation of her living room into their fulfillment center.

Lauren Garroni: “So this is my personal plea to the Fuckettes. Get a head start on holiday shopping. Purchase a hat, purchase a shirt, purchase a few.” ([00:48])

Chelsea discusses a controversial item from their merch line—the "Mr. Big" hat—which features the phrase "Mr. Big died for our sins." She addresses the backlash, clarifying their intentions and distancing the product from unrelated allegations against Chris Noth.

Chelsea Fairless: “I get it. It’s literally blasphemous. Although we mean no disrespect, we love our Christian Fuckettes.” ([01:09])

2. Coachella 2024 Lineup Analysis

Timestamp: [01:57] – [05:47]

Lauren broaches the topic of the Coachella 2024 lineup, expressing a lukewarm interest in the festival despite its cultural significance.

Lauren Garroni: “I don’t know. Because we have a pop culture podcast, I feel obligated to discuss the Coachella lineup, but I could care less about it.” ([01:57])

Chelsea shares her nostalgia for past Coachella performances and critiques the current state of the festival, noting the shift away from indie rock.

Chelsea Fairless: “The death of Coachella that we’re sort of experiencing now speaks to the fact that it was an indie rock festival and there's just no more rock anymore.” ([03:43])

The hosts delve into specific performances, including Lady Gaga headlining Friday night, discussing her appeal and the overall coherence of the lineup.

Lauren Garroni: “I really care about Coachella. I have never been to Coachella. It has never been of interest to me. I probably will never go.” ([02:05])

They also touch on logistical aspects, such as Coachella’s expansion from two nights to three and then to two weekends, questioning the added value for attendees.

Chelsea Fairless: “I genuinely don’t understand the advantage of going the second weekend.” ([04:19])

3. UAP Corner: Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena

Timestamp: [07:40] – [14:44]

Transition to UAP Discussion:
Lauren introduces a new segment, "Chelsea's UAP Corner," where Chelsea shares her deepening interest in Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAPs).

Chelsea Fairless: “I have become a UAP truther, but I am no expert. I actually recently learned what UAP stands for.” ([08:10])

Key Points Discussed:

• Definition and Scope of UAPs: Chelsea clarifies that UAPs are not just airborne but also aquatic, emphasizing their presence in oceans.

  Chelsea Fairless: “Aliens are in the ocean.” ([08:37])

• Government Suppression and Credibility: They discuss recent congressional hearings, credible military testimonies, and leaked videos showcasing UAPs behaving in unconventional ways.

  Lauren Garroni: “At this congressional hearing, there’s a lot of like high-ranking military guys that testified, including a naval officer of some kind. And yeah, they’re in the ocean.” ([09:19])

• Public Perception and Media Coverage: Both hosts express frustration over the lack of widespread attention these phenomena receive compared to other major news stories.

  Chelsea Fairless: “It’s so crazy to me that it’s not like the biggest story in the world.” ([11:11])

• Theoretical Implications: They speculate on the motives behind UAPs’ interactions with humanity, ranging from peaceful observation to viewing humans as an endangered species.

  Chelsea Fairless: “They could be monitoring us because they don’t want us to nuke ourselves.” ([12:11])

• Media Influence: Chelsea mentions recent Netflix docu-series like "Investigation Alien" and "Encounters," discussing their portrayal and impact on public understanding.

  Chelsea Fairless: “Alien Investigation Alien is fun.” ([16:10])

4. Bad Old Man News: Recent Events and Controversies

Timestamp: [18:22] – [35:20]

Introduction to Segment:
Lauren introduces the "Bad Old Man News" segment, focusing on recent negative news centered around older men in the public eye.

Lauren Garroni: “Originally we were just going to talk about the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight in Hot Topics. But then like three more old man new stuff happened that was all not great.” ([18:42])

Key Topics Discussed:

• Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight:

  • Promotion and Controversy: They discuss Jake Paul's role as a promoter, the financial aspects, and the ethical concerns surrounding both fighters’ reputations.

    Lauren Garroni: “Jake Paul is taking nouveau riche and Steve aesthetics into another stratosphere with this look that he wore at the fight.” ([19:05])

  • Fight Dynamics: Both question the authenticity of the fight, suggesting it may have been staged due to Tyson's age and Jake Paul's controversial behavior.

    Lauren Garroni: “I think the joke of all of this is that the fact that any of us thought it was going to be a satisfying fight and that it wasn’t already predetermined that one, Jake Paul would win.” ([21:14])

• John Waters’ "Liarmouth" Film Project:

  • Funding Issues: The cancellation of the film adaptation of John Waters' novel "Liarmouth" is discussed, highlighting problems within Hollywood’s current funding landscape.

    Lauren Garroni: “I think this is the problem with the current state of Hollywood, beyond the consolidation of all of these media companies, is that we don’t have good rich people with taste anymore.” ([23:03])

  • Impact on Independent Filmmaking: They lament the decline of patronage in Hollywood, which historically supported diverse and creative projects.

    Chelsea Fairless: “We used to have patrons. That was the way. They were robber barons.” ([23:32])

• David Lynch’s Health Decline:

  • Health Concerns: The hosts express sadness over director David Lynch's battle with emphysema, discussing his lifelong smoking habit.

    Lauren Garroni: “David Lynch is super fucked up, for sure.” ([25:17])

  • Legacy and Influence: They reflect on Lynch’s contributions to cinema and his unique portrayal of smoking in his films.

    Chelsea Fairless: “David Lynch especially made it look cool.” ([25:58])

• Dave Coulier’s Cancer Announcement:

  • Public Reaction: The duo discusses Dave Coulier’s announcement about his cancer diagnosis and John Stamos’ supportive gesture of wearing a bald cap in solidarity.

    Lauren Garroni: “He had to release a statement that was like, it's our friendship, me and John.” ([27:45])

  • Cultural Impact: They humorously liken the situation to a "bald cap challenge," drawing parallels to viral trends like the ice bucket challenge.

    Lauren Garroni: “Shall we get into some fashion news?” ([30:59])

5. Fashion News: Vogue World and Associated Details

Timestamp: [31:09] – [35:20]

Vogue World Event:

Chelsea and Lauren discuss the upcoming "Vogue World," an event hosted by Vogue that intertwines film and fashion. They express uncertainty about the event's specifics but anticipate high style and dramatic presentations.

Lauren Garroni: “Vogue World. Hollywood will celebrate the rich conversation between film and fashion, centering the most inspiring characters in cinema history.” ([31:32])

Key Points:

• Venue Speculations: They speculate on potential venues in Los Angeles, mentioning iconic locations used by major fashion houses.

  Chelsea Fairless: “We’re running out of suitable venues because Gucci already did Hollywood Boulevard. Celine did the Wiltern.” ([34:18])

• Event Expectations: The hosts humorously anticipate elaborate displays, including possible holograms and surprise appearances by celebrities like Tom Cruise.

  Lauren Garroni: “Then Tom Cruise is gonna, like, jump out of a plane?” ([34:58])

• Vogue App Updates: Chelsea shares her experience with Vogue's "Runway Genius" game becoming more accessible, improving her scores and engagement.

  Chelsea Fairless: “Runway genius, which is the game on the Vogue app, has gotten easier.” ([31:32])

6. Series Review: "Disclaimer"

Timestamp: [35:21] – [47:41]

Introduction to "Disclaimer":

Lauren leads a discussion on the Apple TV+ limited series "Disclaimer," starring Cate Blanchett and directed by Alfonso Cuarón. The show revolves around a journalist uncovering deep-seated secrets connected to her career.

Lauren Garroni: “Disclaimer does fall within one of my favorite micro genres, which I will affectionately call Cate Blanchett Gets canceled.” ([36:04])

Critical Analysis:

• Narrative Structure: Lauren criticizes the show's reliance on an unreliable narrative that abruptly twists in the final episodes, comparing it unfavorably to classics like "Fight Club" and "The Usual Suspects."

  Lauren Garroni: “I don’t enjoy that twist. I enjoy twists that build on the plot that you’ve been told.” ([36:54])

• Character Development: They discuss character motivations, particularly the antagonist Kevin Kline’s obsession and lack of trust in women, reflecting societal issues around belief and betrayal.

  Chelsea Fairless: “I was like, it doesn’t seem like what she did was that bad or certainly not deserving of having her entire life and career ruined over it.” ([40:38])

• Visual and Cinematic Elements: While praising Emmanuel Lubanski's cinematography for its beauty, Lauren critiques the show's jarring camera work that detracts from the narrative's sophistication.

  Lauren Garroni: “The camera work is one of those things that tricks you into thinking that it’s much more highbrow than it actually is.” ([46:03])

• Performance Highlights: They commend Sacha Baron Cohen's serious portrayal of Cate Blanchett’s husband, contrasting with his usual comedic roles.

  Lauren Garroni: “Sacha Baron Cohen… does not make a joke this entire series. He is playing it completely straight.” ([40:16])

• Thematic Concerns: The duo explores themes of trust, trauma, and the unraveling of truth, questioning the moral compass of the characters involved.

  Lauren Garroni: “How lies unravel us. How the death of a child unravels us and makes us do things we wouldn’t normally do.” ([38:26])

Final Thoughts:

Despite their critical stance, Chelsea acknowledges the show's artistic merit and encourages listeners to watch it without holding reservations.

Chelsea Fairless: “Like, you don’t regret watching it, do you? Like, you have to watch it.” ([36:58])

Conclusion

Timestamp: [47:41] – [50:38]

As the episode wraps up, Chelsea and Lauren reflect on the various topics discussed, emphasizing their diverse interests and the depth of their conversations. They tease future episodes, hinting at more in-depth analyses and segments.

Lauren Garroni: “I think we've said it all. Everything we could possibly say about disclaimer without fully spoiling it.” ([50:29])

Chelsea Fairless: “So let’s bounce. We’ll be back next week.” ([50:35])

Notable Quotes:

• Lauren Garroni: “Runway genius, which is the game on the Vogue app, has gotten easier. Someone heard your feedback.” ([31:32])

• Chelsea Fairless: “Aliens are in the ocean.” ([08:37])

• Lauren Garroni: “If you can’t excel at this game, no one is.” ([32:17])

Final Notes:
This episode of Every Outfit offers a blend of fashion insights, pop culture discussions, and intriguing dives into unconventional topics like UAPs. Chelsea and Lauren maintain their signature witty banter while tackling serious subjects, providing listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.