Episode Summary: Every Outfit – "On Holding Space, Louis Vuitton, Anora" (Released November 29, 2024)

In this episode of the Every Outfit podcast, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni navigate a whirlwind of topics ranging from the intricacies of fashion awards to heartfelt life advice, all sprinkled with their signature humor and sharp commentary. Here's a detailed breakdown of the key discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.

1. Introduction and Episode Overview (00:04 - 00:26)

Chelsea and Lauren kick off the episode with playful banter, setting the tone for what they describe as one of their "more random episodes."

• Lauren Garroni [00:26]: "Welcome back to another episode of the Every Outfit podcast. Slight warning. I feel this is one of our more random episodes, I have to say."

2. Holding Space and the "Wicked" Press Tour (00:35 - 07:20)

The hosts delve into the phenomenon of "holding space" for the lyrics of Defying Gravity from the musical Wicked. They critique the press interactions surrounding the production, highlighting the often nonsensical yet affirming conversations between celebrities and journalists.

• Chelsea Fairless [00:54]: "I spent $40,000 on shoes."
  (Contextual banter about fashion and the omnipresence of Instagram in pop culture.)

• Lauren Garroni [05:20]: "It truly is gibberish. But it gives you the sensation that, yeah, they're actually answering the question in a happy way."

3. The AVN Awards: A Comedic Critique (07:20 - 14:05)

Lauren introduces the AVN Awards, likening them to the Oscars for the porn industry. The conversation is marked by humorous critiques of the award categories and nominee titles.

• Lauren Garroni [08:46]: "Bad lesbian 18. Do I need to see bad lesbian 1 through 17 to understand?"

• Chelsea Fairless [12:11]: "Ass the Police."

• Lauren Garroni [12:03]: "My talking penis told me to fuck my stepmom."

The hosts also discuss the inclusion of consumer categories like "Best Boutiques," questioning the criteria and relevance.

4. Fashion Insights and Recommendations (16:02 - 20:54)

Responding to Instagram questions, Chelsea and Lauren share their thoughts on Taylor Swift's personal style, critiquing her stylistic choices and recurring silhouettes.

• Chelsea Fairless [16:21]: "She's just not a chic person. I love her and she doesn't have to be, but that's the reality of the situation."

They also recommend their favorite fashion newsletters and Substacks, providing listeners with resources to stay updated on fashion trends.

• Chelsea Fairless [19:38]: "I subscribe to a bunch of them. I love Sighs and Whispers, which is primarily centered around 60s and 70s fashion."

5. Louis Vuitton and Marc Jacobs Discussion (20:54 - 28:00)

The conversation shifts to Louis Vuitton and Marc Jacobs, with the hosts reminiscing about favorite collections and debating whether Marc Jacobs should design for Chanel.

• Chelsea Fairless [24:05]: "It's like the satin. Like mini dresses."

• Lauren Garroni [26:18]: "I don't think Marc Jacobs should design for Chanel. It's definitely more avant-garde."

They express admiration for Andre Leon Talley's enthusiasm for Louis Vuitton's shows, highlighting memorable moments like the "locomotive" fashion show.

6. Affordable Handbag Recommendations (28:00 - 32:11)

Chelsea and Lauren offer advice on finding quality handbags under $500, recommending brands like Sandy Liang, Claire Vivier, Telfar, and Koresh for stylish yet affordable options.

• Lauren Garroni [31:26]: "There's a Los Angeles-based designer named Claire Vivier and she's doing this really cool woven checkered pattern."

7. Entertainment and Movie Discussions (32:15 - 65:55)

The hosts engage in a lively discussion about various entertainment topics, including:

• Mars Attacks: Recalling fond memories and iconic performances.

  • Chelsea Fairless [37:43]: "I loved that movie. When I saw it, I was so young that I didn't realize that Jack Nicholson was playing multiple characters."

• Cruel Intentions Reboot: Critiquing the new TV adaptation for losing the original's edge.

  • Lauren Garroni [41:34]: "It feels like they had to make it a reboot of Cruel Intentions to create a teenish sexy drama."

• Vanity Fair's Cormac McCarthy Article: Analyzing the controversial piece discussing McCarthy's personal life and its impact on his literary legacy.

  • Lauren Garroni [43:04]: "The article is terribly written, and Cormac McCarthy heads are making fun of it because of the way it's written."

• Oscar Opinions: Debating which actors deserved their wins and highlighting perceived snubs.

  • Lauren Garroni [46:18]: "I would go with Rami Malek winning Best Actor for Bohemian Rhapsody. Not a good role."

• "Anora" Movie Review: Sharing their thoughts on the film, praising its realism, character development, and Mikey Madison's performance.

  • Chelsea Fairless [62:30]: "I loved it too. It's about a stripper, a sex worker played by Mikey Madison... it's her biggest breakthrough role."

8. Life Advice and Personal Questions (66:06 - 66:38)

The hosts provide heartfelt advice on topics like dealing with rejection, maintaining personal boundaries in relationships, and coping with aging.

• Chelsea Fairless [47:04]: "I would just not watch news at all."

• Lauren Garroni [48:43]: "Please don't text a novel. If you send a text message to a guy that has two questions in it, they're only going to answer the first one."

9. Personal Anecdotes and Collections (56:06 - 66:38)

Chelsea and Lauren share snippets about their personal lives, including their collections and travel plans.

• Chelsea Fairless [60:17]: "I collect books, magazines, mostly fashion magazines."

• Lauren Garroni [58:25]: "I went through a phase during the pandemic of collecting vintage Gothic romance paperbacks."

They also discuss the challenges of maintaining personal interests while balancing their professional lives.

10. Closing Remarks and Farewells (66:28 - 66:38)

As the episode wraps up, Chelsea and Lauren reflect on their recent viewing of Anora, express their excitement for each other's upcoming travels to Australia, and bid farewell to their listeners with warm holiday wishes.

• Chelsea Fairless [66:36]: "And I will see you in Perth."

• Lauren Garroni [66:38]: "Bye, guys."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Lauren Garroni [00:35]: "But at least there were actual hot topics to talk about last week."

• Chelsea Fairless [05:34]: "I am on Cynthia Erivo's side because I could understand how maybe she just went off somewhere in her head."

• Lauren Garroni [08:00]: "I do want to take you through some of the nominees."

• Chelsea Fairless [12:28]: "That's exactly the title. Chile."

• Lauren Garroni [19:38]: "She has one. It's not exclusively about fashion, but she has some really great fashion stories."

• Lauren Garroni [26:27]: "We don't think Marc Jacobs should design for Chanel."

• Lauren Garroni [43:04]: "The article is terribly written, and Cormac McCarthy heads are making fun of it because of the way it's written."

• Lauren Garroni [54:33]: "Is Steve's penis the biggest of all the Sex and the City boyfriends?"

• Chelsea Fairless [57:39]: "Australia. Because I could actually become a citizen."

This episode of Every Outfit offers a blend of fashion critique, entertainment analysis, and personal insights, all delivered with Chelsea and Lauren's unfiltered perspectives. Whether you're a fashion enthusiast, a movie buff, or someone seeking relatable life advice, this episode provides a comprehensive and engaging listen.