Podcast
Fairly Odd Fairytales
Hosted by The Helios Network · EN
Ever get drunk and get into some weird conversations? This show is like that. This is one man’s drunken journey to get to the bottom of the fairy tales we all know and love, and to bridge the world of fantasy and reality. When you know way too much about a topic like this, what else do you do except make a podcast?
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Monkey Heart-Ons
Apr 6, 202201:00:56Tap to summarizeThe boys decide to take back to the basics. To the heart of it all. Thats right baby. Africa. A tale from the tip of Swahili, to its influence in Indian tales i mean come on. Can you say, Mr. International? Plus, a story, INSIDE, of a story? Storyception? What do we even call this. Also what in the actual fuck is a washerman. And why do they have donkeys? Plus, the monkey in this story? Totally fucks. Like guaranteed.Check out our other great podcasts at The Helios NetworkSupport the show
Transcribe →Ep. 6 - The Totally Normal Sized Mermaid
Mar 9, 202201:13:19Tap to summarizeWe rejoin our boys as they venture into the depths of the sea. Joined by first mate Kate, they uncover the secret of the fair maiden Ariel, and her unholy contract with the Queen of Mean, Ursula. From unrequited love, to good ole country music, this episode has it all. So pour up, and dive in, as we do “The Little Mermaid”Support the show
Transcribe →Ep. 5 - Jill And Jack
Feb 23, 202201:07:08Tap to summarizeAfter fighting evil witches, and robbing giants, we slow it down a bit and decide to read some rhymes. "Are Jack and Jill lovers? Siblings? Is Mother Goose their actual Mother? And does Jack's name usually come first because of the Patriarchy? Water does not rhyme with after!" Yeah, we know, we asked all those questions too. And about the water/after thing, well, I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what that's all about. (Disclaimer: Mother goose is not an actual goose mom. Although that would be pretty sick. lol. Geese are basically dinosaur birds.) Support the show
Transcribe →Ep. 4 - We've Bean Waiting!
Feb 16, 202201:12:33Tap to summarizeWe rejoin Dem Boyz as they impede on the giant's wife for the third time. Also, Jack Spriggins? Is he banging his moms mom? are we one of those weird websites? And how does Jack make it out alive when he's basically an 11 year old. I was 11 once, but I never stole a harp. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/Check out some other amazing podcasts at https://www.theheliosnetwork.com/CW: Language, Alcohol, SmokingSupport the show
Transcribe →Ep. 3 - Jackin The Beanstalk
Feb 1, 202201:01:16Tap to summarizeBeans. Its all about the beans man. Add a creepy old man, a little domestic violence, famine, bovine, hugeism, and general teenage angst and you got a dang ole tale ripe for the ears of children. But only if the stories are told by a goose. But not like a baby one. But a mama goose. A hot, sultry, busty, mother goose. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/CW: Language, Alcohol, SmokingSupport the show
Transcribe →Ep. 2 - Rapunzel Or Parsley Part 2
Jan 25, 202201:10:10Tap to summarizeThe boys are back in town, except for Julien. Julien is dead. We wrap up this tragic and true love story with some libations and general aid on how to avoid getting locked up in a tower by some crazy lady who obsesses over your youthful supple appearance. Also don't steal vegetables. It's crazy. (Spoiler Alert: Vegetables are stolen.) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/CW: Language, Alcohol, SmokingSupport the show
Transcribe →Ep. 1 - Rapunzel Or Parsley......
Jan 17, 202201:05:18Tap to summarizeFrom leafy greens, to angsty Christian teenagers, Rapunzel is one silly goose. I mean come on, she loves jesus so hard her dad kills her. She also rats on herself losing her virginity. What a knucklehead. Also, there's a prince that becomes blinded. Total goofball. Did I mention her moms got some pretty nasty preggo cravings? Like a salad.... lol ew, go eat a steak or something ya stinker. Support the show at Pod.Fan/Fairly-Odd-Fairytales. Fairy Odd Fairytales is a proud member of The Helios Network. Check out theheliosnetwork.com for other great shows. Support the show
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