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Colby Minifie
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Seth Meyers
Hi, buddy.
Josh
Hi, SUV.
Seth Meyers
How's it going? Good.
Josh
How are you?
Seth Meyers
I'm good. What are you up to?
Josh
Yeah, I don't know. Beautiful day here in la.
Seth Meyers
Beautiful day here in New York City as well. We finally got spring. It was a long time coming. Yeah. Very exciting development that I think is your kids. Also. I can't quite remember what it was like to be 3, 4, 5 years old. So I feel like oftentimes I'm observing my children and I'm like, I don't know if I ever acted like that or did that. But now that they're like 8 and 10 especially, especially the boys, I'm like, oh, this feels like being poshy. They really like playing baseball on the weekend. And the only downside is I think we usually only make it like one, one and a third innings before Axel quits.
Josh
Ah, that's tough.
Seth Meyers
That's tough. But dad got him one of these nets where you, you know, has like a yellow square and so you can throw the ball in the net and it'll bounce back. Oh, yeah. So it works really good as a. It's a backstop. When you're playing baseball, we can call balls and strikes. And then also if they want to go out and play by themselves. So we're playing like, we had this beautiful day of playing basketball and then the worst thing happened, which is they also got. Somebody gave them these, like, plastic bow and arrows and. Which I have. I have something else to say about that, which is, yeah, they had these pl. And they decided, oh, we can play the Hunger Games. And so the Hunger they made, they put the bow and arrow and then a bunch of sticks and just like weapons in a pile. I don't know if you know how the Hunger Games works, Posh.
Josh
I. I will admit that I don't.
Seth Meyers
So in the Hunger Games, the book and then the film, everybody there's a circle around this, like, weapons cache.
Josh
Okay.
Seth Meyers
And on the on go, everybody, like, runs to the middle and grabs a weapon. Gotcha. So they played Hunger Games. And now would you bet that somebody or didn't get hurt when my kids Started playing the Hunger Games.
Josh
I mean, as soon as you said plastic bow and arrows, I thought one of your kids was in the hospital.
Seth Meyers
And the best thing about the old Hunger Games was ash going, like, I got hurt and I'm like, at the Hunger Games. So. But it was. I was still, you know, beautiful day. Kids outside, you know, they do mountain biking. They're very good. I'm pretty proud of. I'm proud of them for how much they're outside on the weekends.
Josh
Yeah, gotta be. It's beautiful out there. You know, I've been watching Ken Burns, did a Henry David Thoreau. It's not Thoreau, I guess.
Seth Meyers
Thorough. Interesting.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. And I've been watching that and it like all of the stuff around Walden and all of, you know, the nature stuff that he was sort of very, very well known for. They show these, you know, beautiful images of New England in these paths, in these lakes and the mountains. And, you know, that's where your kids are essentially, like, it's very close to there. That's where they're spending their. Their time outside. And it's just beautiful. And if you don't take advantage of it, then, yeah, you're missing out.
Seth Meyers
When we moved to New Hampshire, I think like the I. Because we moved mid year and I remember that. I think the first thing we did when I moved was like a thorough, like, unit. I think I was a fourth grader. Does that seem right? Maybe a little younger. No, Maybe fourth. I can't remember younger than fourth. But I remember reading about it, like how our teachers were like, really hammering home how lucky we were to live in New England like that. This is. I'm sure kids who grow up everywhere and correctly so are told that where they live is special. I think that's a good thing to get across.
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Can I tell you my new least favorite things the kids do on the walk to school?
Josh
Yeah, please.
Seth Meyers
They each guess what time we'll get there. So I tell them what time we leave the door. It's like 25 minutes.
Josh
They each guess and do they just leave it?
Seth Meyers
That's how. That's how the game is fun is they just leave it. And we get to the thing and then. But they. Ash now has been cheating because I didn't realize he's got a little digital watch. So all of a sudden I look, I'm like, why is he half black ahead? I'm like, oh. And then Axel's like, it's not fair. He has a watch. And so it just. It's a. Yeah.
Josh
I. I was a real watch person and then my watch broke like four months ago now, and I just haven't replaced it. And it's kind of nice.
Seth Meyers
I've never been a watch person and the only reason I'm kind of thinking about, like, watch life is just, you know, like health apps, like a health track. I don't never care. Obviously. Yeah. What time it is. But yeah. So anyway, I might watch it up as well. Fantastic conversation today with Colby Minifie.
Josh
Yeah. This. I don't think either of us. She hadn't been on your show. You didn't know her.
Seth Meyers
No.
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
So it was that delightful first time meeting on the old pilot.
Josh
Some good stories. So a little New Hampshire.
Seth Meyers
Little New Hampshire.
Josh
Little New Hampshire way up there and like.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Josh
That hardcore northern New Hampshire. Little tip. Yeah. Really enjoyed this conversation. Really enjoyed hearing about her sort of path in the theater world is fascinating.
Seth Meyers
She's a great story, great parents. Hey, Posh, do you mind if I use this time real quick to shout out some stand updates?
Josh
Yeah, no, go for it.
Seth Meyers
I'm gonna be in Denver on Friday, May 8, doing a couple of shows at the Paramount Theater. I think a 7 and a 10, 7:30 and a 10. And then in Albuquerque at the Route 66 Casino. I'm gonna be with our very good friend Brooks Whelan, who's hilarious. And do check it out if you're thereabouts in the area.
Josh
Great.
Seth Meyers
You can go to sethmeyers.com for tickets. Posh. How about that?
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. There you go. All right. Enjoy, Colby. And thanks for listening, everybody.
Narrator
Family trips with the Miles brothers.
Colby Minifie
Family trips with the. My best brothers.
Seth Meyers
Here we go. Hello, hello, hello.
Colby Minifie
Oh, look who it is. I'm good. How are you?
Seth Meyers
Good. So nice to see you. To meet you. To all the things.
Narrator
Yes.
Colby Minifie
See you. Meet you all the things. You guys look exactly the same.
Seth Meyers
That's what we hear. And I'm not even wearing when I put my glasses on. Oh, man. See?
Colby Minifie
Oh, it's your twins.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
How far apart are you?
Josh
Two years.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
So I'm always. I just want to start by saying I'm very happy to meet New York. New York City.
Colby Minifie
Raised New York City, born and raised.
Seth Meyers
So I'm very happy because, like, we're obviously, we're like suburban New Hampshire kids, and I'm raising New York City kids. And so anytime I meet one that's like sort of a well adjusted, good person, it gives me faith, so. But we don't know that. Don't blow this.
Josh
We're about to find out.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm actually a nightmare if this goes.
Seth Meyers
If you ever hear that I moved to the suburbs. No, it's because of this interview.
Colby Minifie
There's so much riding on this interview.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Wait, where? Suburban New Hampshire. Where are you guys from?
Josh
Bedford, New Hampshire.
Seth Meyers
That's right next to Manchester, New Hampshire.
Colby Minifie
Manchester, yes, I know, exactly. I spent every summer in Randolph. So like northern. Northern New Hampshire. Close to Berlin and Gorham way up there.
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And was that camp time?
Colby Minifie
Not so much camp, no. My dad's whole. My dad's one of six and all of his siblings bought this cabin in the woods in this tiny little town. I'm getting a UPS delivery right now, so if you hear that, that's what's happening. Okay, gotcha. You can't. You never know when they're gonna come. And so they bought this little cabin in the woods and we would all go up there. An eight hour drive from New York City. So that's where I spent every summer. But we would drive right through Manchester.
Seth Meyers
So an eight hour drive and you would go. Would you really go for the whole summer?
Colby Minifie
No, two weeks. And then we'd go home and then we'd come back for another week and then we'd go. Or it was. Sorry, one first week was one week and then we'd go home and then we'd come back for two weeks.
Seth Meyers
And was that because there were too many people there or it was like your parents, like, we have to go back to the city for work or was it.
Colby Minifie
It was a Cher. It was probably work related. And then also we had to like. We'd be like, well, Ned gets this week and then Chad gets this week.
Seth Meyers
Gotcha.
Colby Minifie
And we get these weeks and you know. Yeah.
Josh
Could you do two families simultaneously or was it really.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, sometimes it was because there were two. Two houses. It sounds grand, but they're really, really old. They're like built in the 18. I'm probably butchering that date. My dad is gonna be really mad. Cause he's told me this story a million times. There were really old cabins that were built out. And then there's a tiny little cabin on the side that's like very cute, that has enough space for one of those 17 inch stoves and tiny little kitchen. So oftentimes we'd be like, oh, Ned's gonna stay in the little house and we get the big house. Then we'd switch or you know, that's.
Seth Meyers
And did you look forward to this? Were you excited to go oh, yeah.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. I learned how to ride a bike up there. I mean, learning. This is the thing. Where do you teach your kids how to ride a bike in New York?
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
By the way, my wife is like, on the street. Like, she's like, I have a fearless wife who will be like, let's take a bike ride. I'm like, in this city. And she's like, yeah, yeah. I mean, by the way, a different city now. More bike paths.
Colby Minifie
Way more bikes. I used to bike to and from high school every day. And that was before a lot of those bike paths were put in and I had to go through Columbus Circle. And you know, my. Because my dad, I grew up, my dad biking in the city. That's how he got around. He had like a little thing on the back of it was. It was like a car seat that he like took apart and put on the back of his bike. And then he had a. One of those. Just a seat that he put on the crossbar for my sister. And so I was in the back, bungee corded in and then my sister was on the front crossbar. And that's how we got around. So biking has always been safe. But learning how to ride a bike, where do you do that?
Seth Meyers
Yeah, you're right. Where did you. What part of the city did you grow up in?
Colby Minifie
Upper east side.
Seth Meyers
Great.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I know.
Seth Meyers
Are your parents still there?
Colby Minifie
It's a rent stabilized apartment. My mom moved from D.C. into that apartment in 1977 and has never left. And so they pay like nothing for a three bedroom, two bath on the Upper east side. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Were you aware growing up in New York City that it was a unique upbringing? Or was it only after you left and met people who didn't grow up in New York City that you realized that?
Colby Minifie
I started realizing it was unique, I think, um, when I was going to middle school and high school in Times Square and having to like walk through all the tourists and be like, why are you taking these videos of a billboard? I need to get to school. Like, and like, you know, and then I was like, oh, people like, like this place. This. This is a cool zone to grow up in. Yeah. Yeah. Josh, do you live in the city?
Josh
No, I live in Los Angeles, but it's a city.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. And you have kids?
Josh
I do not.
Colby Minifie
Do not have kids. Yeah. Cause that's a unique. That's also a rare thing. Having kids that grow up are born and raised in la. Born and raised in New York. I feel like.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, and we know a lot of them. If you're in this business, you get to know a lot of them. And anytime they turn out normal, you're very impressed.
Colby Minifie
It is rare.
Josh
Would you meet and hang out with local kids when you would go up to New Hampshire?
Colby Minifie
Yes, there were some kids I used to smoke some weed with, which I probably shouldn't say. This is a family podcast.
Seth Meyers
Family podcast. You heard it was a podcast.
Josh
That's why you wanted to come on.
Colby Minifie
Exactly.
Josh
You're like, yeah, I got stories.
Seth Meyers
Right before we went live, you were like, oh, no, no, no, no.
Colby Minifie
A pod. It's a podcast. No. Yeah, there were some kids. We would hang out with some local kids. But I do think there is that thing, you know, of the city and the local people. And the local people were very welcoming to us. But I think there was that. Like, who are these kids coming through? Who are.
Seth Meyers
Who do you think? Like, were you. You know, I don't want to make this too weed centric, but, like, were they, like, more weed forward than you were? Or were you like, that kid who showed up like, hey, I'm from New York. Who's got the drugs around here?
Josh
Real quick, Colby. This is the second podcast we've recorded today, and Seth used that voice in the last one, but I used it
Seth Meyers
for Olympic swimmer Mark Smith.
Josh
Yeah, it was his impression of Mark Spitz. But anyhow, please, you need the good voice.
Colby Minifie
We have to have the voices here.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Maple tree. I gotta tap to get some of the good stuff.
Colby Minifie
You gotta get. That's where all the good maple syrup comes. Yeah, I. I will be doing this whole thing in a Brooklyn accent just for fun. Um, no, I'm trying to remember how that went. I feel like it was. I was really into weed in high school, so it was probably me. Yeah, it was probably me.
Seth Meyers
It's good that you weren't so into it that you don't have the memory for it. That's true. Couldn't have smoked that much.
Josh
Was it lake living? Was it lake life up in Randolph?
Colby Minifie
It was. There was a lake. There was a very cold lake where the water would melt off the White Mountains and be extremely cold. And then we dip in that. And then there was a man made lake right close by that we would dip in. That was warmer, but it was hiking. It was mainly hiking. Yeah. And my parents.
Seth Meyers
And you were a kid who was like, I feel like that's very. That speaks well of you, that you were a kid who was like, oh, my God, a vacation where we're Gonna go hiking. But you liked that. You would get excited.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I would. Yeah. Yeah. I realized, like, halfway through high school that I. Even though I grew up in New York City, I felt like I knew nothing and then proceeded to travel as much as humanly possible. Cause I was like, I don't know anything about nature, really. Like, I remember, I. This is really embarrassing, but I bought a house recently in the Hudson Valley, and after the first winter, you know, I had such a hard time mowing my lawn. I was like, I'm not gonna make anybody mow my. I'm not gonna pay for that. I'm gonna do that. And I. I let it go for, like, four months and then tried to mow it and then broke this rider mower and then had to get it. I mean, it was, like, such a. I really didn't know what I was doing. And I remember after the first winter, I had some pest people looking at my house, and I was like, I don't know who's been mowing my lawn, but, like, it's so. It's still short. Like, it's been short for months. And they're like, well, the grass doesn't grow in the winter. And I was like. I was like, oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
So you're like. And I look back, and I. I should not have gone to that town meeting and said, we have a ghost mower. While you're all hanging your Christmas decorations,
Colby Minifie
I want to know who's been mowing my damn lawn without giving consent.
Josh
Pilgrims had a very similar first winter in New England.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Yes.
Seth Meyers
Were you guys a trip family outside of your, like, sort of summer in Randolph? Would you guys travel a lot?
Colby Minifie
Not really. We were. We were. Yeah. It was like my parent. I think my parents traveled a whole bunch before they had kids and after they had kids, they had kids later in life. And after they had kids, they were like, yeah, I think we like comfort. We. This is too much. But we did do. We did have this one. Magical. This is. When I heard about this podcast, I was like, I know exactly what story I'm gonna tell.
Seth Meyers
Very excited. We love. We love this person. Bring it up. Who shows up with this story?
Colby Minifie
Who shows up? My mom worked for Gourmet magazine, which is now defunct. It closed my senior year of high school, but she worked there for 32 years. Wow. And this was back when magazines had, you know, money. And my mother's 25th anniversary of being at this magazine, they said, we're going to gift you a trip anywhere you want in the world with Your family? And my parents picked Rome and Venice and Italy. And this was, like, our big, fancy trip. And there were a few things that happened on this trip that were really spectacular. One is, I wasn't. I didn't grow up watching tv. My parents, like, I didn't even know how to turn on the TV growing up. My dad did, like, put the remote behind his back and, like, snap his fingers when we wanted to watch a movie. We would get, like, a movie a weekend. And so we were like, this magic box. How does it work?
Seth Meyers
And by the way, this is. I'm going to tell you something. I'm less and less surprised you didn't know about grass in the winter.
Colby Minifie
Is that what they teach on tv? I didn't know. Wow. Oh, now I really am learning a lot. Is that what they taught on, like, Arthur? Yeah.
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Our third yard. Vark was basically like, don't embarrass yourself.
Colby Minifie
This is what happens with grass. This is how grass grows. Yeah. No. Yeah. So we got to Rome, and we were in this hotel, and my sister and I put on the tv and there was mtv and we were like, what is this thing, this MTV thing? I was 12. My sister was 14. She's two and a half years older. She's probably 14, going on 15. And we. Justin Timberlake. What is the song where he's like, I'll have you naked by the end of this song. You know that song?
Seth Meyers
Oh, God, yes. Is it Sexy Back?
Colby Minifie
I'm bringing sexy back.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Colby Minifie
Thank you. See you.
Josh
Yes, it is.
Colby Minifie
No. You guys were raised in the world. I was raised in some tv, barren land.
Seth Meyers
You were raised in a family of magicians who would snap their fingers.
Colby Minifie
And so we had. We watched this. This music video over and over again, and we were like, oh, my gosh, this is so fun. And my sister was like. I was like, this is, like, you know, risky. Like, he's saying naked. What is this? He's saying, like, ooh, Hayden. Like, he's saying naked. And my sister was like, he's not saying naked. He's saying, I'll have you naked by the end of this song. And she was so adamant about him having said naked instead of naked to, like, save the embarrassment of watching this.
Seth Meyers
Oh, she was. She was. She was embarrassed on her own behalf. Perhaps she had to make it naked.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, Yeah, I think so. I think she was like, yeah, we're not. It's. This is not, like, a sexy song. This. Even though it's called I'm Bringing Sexy
Seth Meyers
Back, this Is, by the way, every parent's dream when they first bring their children to Italy.
Josh
This is the culture we want them to get.
Colby Minifie
Exactly. It's Justin Timberlake, really, is what we want in Italy. Yeah. And then we. I remember we went to this gelato place every single day called Giolitti, which we just had our boys Rome premiere, like the premiere of the last season in Rome. And I went to Gialidi as much as humanly possible to kind of relive that trip.
Seth Meyers
Did you. Are you the kind of, like, cast mate who's like, hey, guys, Giulides came as a kid. Gonna blow your mind. Everybody with me?
Colby Minifie
Yes. But nobody came with me. I was like, you have to go to this place. And they were all like, great, great, great. See you later, Colby.
Seth Meyers
Did it hold up?
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I even compared it to some other place, because there's only one, you know, And I compared it to some other places where I couldn't get to Giolitti's and was like, I have to go, you know, try some more gelato, because we're here in freaking Italy. We have to go. And wasn't nearly as good. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
So it's so nice to know that your childhood memory held up.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
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Seth Meyers
Here we go. Have you guys done multiple in sort of sorry, international premieres for the boys over the years?
Colby Minifie
We have, but I haven't. This is the first one I've been to.
Josh
Nice.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Because I was doing a play. They did some tour of London and Paris and they did some like, big multi city tour. And I think like 90% of the cast got Covid. And I was doing a play, so I didn't get to join and get the special Covid.
Josh
Sounds like maybe that was for the.
Seth Meyers
Maybe dodged a bullet on that.
Josh
Covid. I mean.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah, but. But yeah. So then we went to Venice. And I remember this one night we were, you know, we were also eating the best food because my mom was doing. She was like, I'm. I have to research. Like I have to do this research trip. So we were eating.
Seth Meyers
Oh, right.
Colby Minifie
Unbelievable food everywhere we went. And, you know, it was considered research, so it would go on the gourmet tab, as far as I remember. And we were at this really nice restaurant that was overlooking a canal in Venice. And the windows were open in the restaurant and there was this Italian guy with like, you know, his shirt buttoned down, three or four buttons, and his chest hair popping out, smoking a cigarette out the window of the restaurant. And my parents were like, oh, God, why does he have to smoke? So annoying. You know, my dad, who used to smoke, being like, oh, man, I hate
Seth Meyers
this now in Italy, of all places.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah. And my dad's an opera singer. And the most amazing thing about him is that he will just sing wherever he goes. He's just like. It's like he'll be mowing the lawn. Cause he understands lawns. And he will just start singing in the middle of mowing the lawn. He'll just stop mowing and it'll just, you know, break out in an aria. And that's, I think, the most. He just shares himself everywhere he goes, which is really spectacular.
Josh
And not quite. Like, opera singers aren't known for singing really. I mean, unless it's truly sotto voce. But I'm guess.
Colby Minifie
Is he.
Josh
Is he belting when he's out on the.
Colby Minifie
Oh, he is full. Yeah. Full voice everywhere. Everywhere he goes. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And this was never. There was never an age where this was cause for embarrassment for you.
Colby Minifie
It was always about this age. Yeah, I mean, probably it was like
Josh
now or this age. When you're in Venice.
Colby Minifie
No, no, in Venice. I mean, I feel like even at that time, probably, you know, I don't think. I actually don't think maybe when I was like a little older, 17, 18, I started getting embarrassed. But then I realized, like, this guy's so special. Why? You know, this is so Cool and unique.
Seth Meyers
And that's good. I'm glad you realized that before.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, well, it was part of our culture, too, growing up. Like, we would. He would go busk at the boat pond in Central park where they would sail. There's, like, two boat ponds. There's the restaurant, and then there's the one where you sail those rental boats in Central Park. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And he would put his helmet. We would bike there. He would put his helmet out, and he would sing. And then he'd be like, okay, kids, get up and sing. Sing a song. And we would sing, too. And so it was always part of the deal with us. So, you know, when he breaks out in song in Italy, we're like, yeah, this is normal. And he sings this Italian aria. And then he says to my sister, he had taught her omeo bambino caro. So he's like, go. Oh, so sorry. Where he's singing is on this bridge that is right outside that goes over the canal that's right outside the restaura. So he's like, I just want to sing right now. So he goes outside to the bridge, and we all follow him. I don't even know if we paid our check yet. We were just like, we're just gonna do this, and we'll come back. And so he's singing on this bridge, and then he gets my sister to go up and sing Omio bembino caro. And she is an amazing voice. My sister's, like, very skilled and super talented. And it's this beautiful Italian aria that she's singing. And there are people in gondolas, like tourists and gondolas, that are going under the bridge on the canal. And they're recording my sister thinking that she's this Italian opera singer at 15, 14, 15. And the guy who had been smoking in the restaurant comes out of the restaurant, goes up to my sister, places his hands on either side of her face, and gives her a big kiss on the lips. And my sister. I think this was my sister's first kiss. Like, this is. And it was this, like, epic moment. And then, of course, the only songs I knew were like, don't Fence me In. Like some old cowboy clown song. Cause that's the only kind of singing I do. And dad was like, go up and sing your cowboy song. So I did that, and everybody, like, quickly dispersed. Cause they were like, what the hell is this now?
Seth Meyers
What is. When your dad's like, go sing. Is he like, go sing? Because it's fun. To sing? Like, what did he. Or is he, like, we're having fun and you're. Part of your fun is singing, I think.
Colby Minifie
Oh, so great question.
Seth Meyers
Or is it, like, I wanna, like. I want you to learn, like. Like, the performance chops of, like, just doing it right now, like. Cause obviously it paid off, right?
Colby Minifie
Yeah, well, yeah, I guess it did. Yeah. I mean, I think he. I think he just wanted to instill in us the. The idea that we could do this anywhere, that this is against. It's such a cool thing. Yeah, it's a really. I really value it now. I think at the time, I was like. Like, at the. Not at that time, but a little bit later, I was like, I just.
Seth Meyers
Ooh.
Colby Minifie
Like, I don't feel comfortable.
Seth Meyers
When you would go to the. Like, would he say, like, hey, we're gonna go to Central park and, like, dad's gonna sing a little? Like, would you know that was what you were going for?
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it would be fun.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Josh
And how long is that? Like, a bike ride into the park? Some busking. Is that, like, you're there for an hour?
Colby Minifie
Probably a couple hours. Yeah.
Josh
Okay.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. And at one point, some guy. I remember distinctly, there was this. My dad was singing, and then he had us sing, and then he came back to sing, and some guy in the park said, let the kids sing. We want to hear the kids. And my poor dad was like, okay, it's over for me.
Seth Meyers
He's, like, hoisted on my own batard. I forced them to sing, and now I've been replaced.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah, Exactly.
Seth Meyers
Fortunately, there's probably, like, six good opera songs about that exact feeling.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Being replaced by a younger. Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Taking precedence. The All About Eve of opera.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Josh
Did Gourmet fly, you guys? Do you remember if he flew first class or.
Colby Minifie
Oh, definitely not. Yeah, we flew economy. Yeah. They were like, we'll do this, but it's. Yeah, you're gonna throw up on the plane. For sure.
Seth Meyers
They were also like, we're gonna pay for all your food. No apps.
Josh
Was that the first. Was that the first time you flew anywhere?
Colby Minifie
No, I think we had flown to see family out in Tacoma. Out in. Where were we? Actually, Northern California, where they had orange trees, which they have all over California, but I remember a distinct orange tree in this family's backyard. Where was that? That was. Starts with an S. Sacramento. Sacramento. It was Sacramento.
Josh
Capital.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah. I knew that.
Seth Meyers
State capitol.
Josh
Well, I'm out here, so.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Yeah. I've never been to California. No.
Seth Meyers
How Long was this trip? How long do you guys did you go for?
Colby Minifie
I think we went for, like, 10 days or something.
Seth Meyers
That's a really good trip.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, it was a great trip.
Seth Meyers
Did you like. Do you remember liking Rome more than Venice or vice versa?
Colby Minifie
I remember liking all of it. My dad hated Rome. He was like, it's too busy. There's too many Vespas. They go by you loud. And my dad used to drive a motorcycle, so I don't know why he.
Seth Meyers
Right. Seems like your dad, like, if there's one takeaway, it said he's a huge. It seems like your dad's a huge hypocrite. Like, that hated this guy smoking. He quit yesterday. Would tool around his motorcycle everywhere, and the first time he hears a Vespa, he's, like, covering his ears.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. He's like, oh, that singing is so loud. Why are they singing?
Josh
What did.
Seth Meyers
Did what did. I would imagine it's a weird sensation to be mad at a guy for smoking and then moments later, he's just fully giving your daughter a kiss. How did your dad react to that moment?
Colby Minifie
He was like, oh, cool. Must have done a really good job with the singing there, Hayden.
Seth Meyers
I mean, I guess that's like, there is something funny about, like, an opera singer being like, there's no higher praise than being so good that a stranger has to come and kiss you.
Colby Minifie
I do think. I do think that was. Yeah, he was like, that's what I've always wanted.
Seth Meyers
Right in my life.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Yeah. And my mom, meanwhile, is not a performer, and she used to stutter as a kid, so she's like. She was quite shy, and she. I remember sitting. She was sitting on the bridge looking at us just like, I can't believe I made these children. These children. Like, how. How did that happen? But. Yeah. Yeah. That's the big, crazy trip story we did. I'm just remembering we did go to France once, but I don't remember when that was.
Seth Meyers
Gotcha.
Josh
Okay.
Seth Meyers
Do you remember where in France you went?
Colby Minifie
I think Paris. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Got it.
Colby Minifie
I think that might have been after.
Seth Meyers
When was that? Do you remember it fondly?
Colby Minifie
I do. I remember I threw up a lot. I get motion sickness. Motion sickness. Yeah, a lot. And I would. I remember throwing up, like, consistently on the plane and then after.
Seth Meyers
Do you and your sister travel well together? Like when you were young?
Colby Minifie
Would. We did. Yeah. Yeah. But we. I. We don't. We haven't taken a family trip in a really long time. Yeah, really long time. Yeah. When I was filming in Toronto A lot. They would. They came to visit Toronto a couple times. And my sister came with her ex boyfriend and we would. We like, you know, went and ate everywhere and, you know, and that was really fun. But we haven't been. I would love to go on a family trip with them.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
And they. My dad. Where my dad wants to go is to. He lived in London for nine years and he would love to go back and see how it's different and go to like, you know, our family. There's a small town called Honiton that supposedly our ancestors are from that. My dad would like to go.
Seth Meyers
Was he singing then? Was that what he was doing in England?
Colby Minifie
Yeah, he was. Yeah. He's always wanted to be an opera singer. And he was there. He played Henry VIII for eight months at a theater and doing that. I know. Isn't that cool?
Seth Meyers
You. I'm gonna diverge because I believe, if your bio's right, you were in a show that I to this day, kick myself. Cause I didn't see it on Broadway, which is Pillow Man.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah. My bio is correct. Although I was never on stage in Pillow Man. I was an understudy.
Seth Meyers
Gotcha. But you were there. How old were you for that?
Colby Minifie
I booked it when I was 12 and I think I started when I was 13 or turned 13 when that was happening. But I had the gift of getting to watch it.
Seth Meyers
I can't imagine.
Colby Minifie
For six months. Yeah, yeah. Billy Crudup, man.
Josh
Yeah, we had him on. He was talking about it.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I heard that episode. I was like, oh, my God.
Josh
Oh, my God.
Seth Meyers
Oh, my God.
Josh
His father.
Colby Minifie
His father.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I'll name drop London and a pretty cool. I just was in London and I had dinner with Martin McDonough. Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Is he still as hot as he was when I was 13?
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I mean, I'm only saying that. Cause I don't think that. Yeah. I don't think it's possible that a person could be hotter than he is now.
Colby Minifie
So.
Seth Meyers
He still is hot.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, he was. He. I remember meeting him. He's got that great, like, Gap tooth thing.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
That I borrowed.
Seth Meyers
You inspired you early on.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Yeah. That's why I didn't wear my retainer. Yeah, he. I remember meeting him once. Cause I came on so late. You know, the understudies come on in tech. I remember being there my first day and when they were teching the show and being like, who is this man that wrote all these children killing stories? Like, what is this? And I remember just being enamored with Him. And yes, it was Billy. It was Jeff Goldblum. It was Michael Stuhlbarg and Zhelko Ivanik. That's crazy. And I understudied all of the kids. So there was a boy that was supposed to be young Billy Crudup, and then Madeline Martin, who played three different kids. And because I was prepubescent, you just put a wig on me, and I looked like a young Billy Cruddup. Some eyebrows and a wig. I looked exactly. Yeah, like a young Billy Crudup. And I just remember watching that show as much as possible and loving it. And for Halloween that year, I was a girl who committed suicide. Because. Because I was like, oh, this is a dark show. I'm a dark person now.
Seth Meyers
Like, it is really funny, though. It's like every parent's nightmare about letting their kid do that play. Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, my child will be really into blood and guts and gore. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Was that your first.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, it was my first job.
Seth Meyers
And so what was that life like, when you're that age and you're obviously still going to school? And was it exhausting, or did you just figure it out right away how to manage it?
Colby Minifie
I was so into it. There was no. I also went to a middle school and high school that was made for kids who worked, so it's called Professional Performing Arts High School. And so you, like, they would take attendance, and there would be a kid that would be on tour with the Lion King, and they'd be like. They'd call her name out, and we'd say, she's on tour in the Lion King. She's not here. But we never met her. But they would send her work to the tour, and you'd had to have a tutor required by the union there, and you'd have to have, like, three hours of tutoring. So I was in school, and then on Wednesdays, I'd go to the theater, leave school early and go to the theater. And the school was right on 48th, between 8th and 9th. So it was right there. So I'd walk through. I had, like, my path through the Edison Hotel to get to the theater at the booth. And
Josh
you say your commute to work must have been, I mean, like, nothing.
Colby Minifie
It was nothing. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
How young were you when you enrolled in that school?
Colby Minifie
11. Got you. So, yeah, I got to that school and I met all these kids who had been in a bunch of Broadway shows at, like, five Broadway shows before the age of 11. Like, there were multiple kids who had that Resume already. And I remember going home and sobbing, being like, I'm behind. I need to get it. I need to get an agent. Like, I need to do this. I was just like, my career is suffering.
Seth Meyers
Did it help to have, you know, a dad who'd, you know, been in that professional world and understood the ups and downs of it? Like, was he like, when you had that feeling? Because again, like, I mean, it's amazing how young kids are when they think they're behind in anything, like sports, you know, everything. They're just like, so clocked into their peers. So I can imagine how real that felt. Was your dad like, no, it's. Everybody succeeds on their own.
Colby Minifie
I think he was. I think he was just excited that I had direction and wanted to do this. And I think it was a conversation that they had my parents of like, is this something we want to do now? And I do think they were like, well, let's see this agent that one of her classmates, mom said, rep's kids. Like, let's have Colby go and talk to this person. It probably won't work out, and we'll just have to console her, and that's fine. And then the agent was like, no, I'll rep her, but if she doesn't get a callback, she's signed with me and she's trapped here. So it was like this, like, weird first agent that I had, but they didn't. Yeah, they were like, let's just see what happens. And I think it just kind of surprised them, but I don't. My dad has taught me a lot in that he's always looking at things as a learning opportunity. So when I was, you know, even now, I'll be like, I don't know. I got this audition for this thing, and I'm not sure it doesn't just. It's not really hitting the thing I want to do. And he's like, well, you could learn something. Yeah, you should do it. Just do it. It's a learning opportunity. And there are times I have to quiet that voice sometimes.
Josh
You know, there are those. There are those parts for children. And it's like, well, a child is gonna play this. There's always something striking about a very young child coming out on stage.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Josh
And a Broadway show, any show, really. And it's like, oh, right. Like, yeah, there's a. This play has a five year old in it or whatever. And it is. It sort of always strikes me in the moment as an audience member when. When one of those kids comes out and it's like if you're not auditioning for it, there's another 11 year old who's gonna audition for those things and do them.
Colby Minifie
Exactly.
Josh
And why not you?
Colby Minifie
Yeah. And also it got me in the union immediately and that was really helpful. And I also think like, it's like dogs and babies and children coming out on stage. It's like that's the only thing that people then can watch. Cause they're like, oh my God, there's like a real life thing that doesn't know it's on stage.
Seth Meyers
Like what's happening?
Colby Minifie
Like what's gonna happen with this dog? Yeah, but I didn't start as like, you know, there was some Jez Butterworth play where there was like a 8 month old baby on stage. There was this. I can't remember the name of that play, but I remember I was like, I didn't. That's crazy. Like, that's wild. I did not start that.
Josh
What's that audition process like?
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Does it cry on cue?
Josh
What if you pinch it?
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah. Will it stop crying?
Seth Meyers
So have you stayed in on the east coast for most of your career? Did you ever. Have you ever. You did. Well done.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I never, I've never moved. I've worked in LA twice, two, two or three times maybe. And I really like it out there working. It's really nice. But I also am worried. I have a really great group of friends out there and I think that's the key with LA is finding a great group of friends. But I, I would be worried about my mental health if I wasn't working out there. Just. Cause what I like about New York is that if you're in a terrible mood, you're on the train and something will happen and you have to get shoved out of whatever mental state you're in.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Colby Minifie
You know, Whereas in la I feel like if I were to get in my car and you know, you're kind of. I mean, it depends, maybe I just haven't spent enough time there. But that you're in your house, then you get in your car and then you go to wherever you need to go and you get back in your car. There's not enough being shoved in your face to change your sense of being alive.
Seth Meyers
Very good way of putting. I do feel like, yeah, it's less incumbent upon yourself to figure out a way to like shake yourself out of a funk. Now, of course, you can often get shaken or shoved into a worst funk in New York.
Colby Minifie
Very true.
Seth Meyers
I just, I. Yeah, Josh and I are very close. And feel very differently about our home cities.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Like when I am in la, I'm like, oh, you can just go on a hike in the middle of the city and it's right there. And you don't have to get in a car. You don't have to drive anywhere or take a very long train. And the food is amazing and the air is incredible. It's just. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Last time Josh and I. Last time I was there, Josh took me on a hike. And I will say I saw the appeal. It was a wonderful way to spend the day. You mentioned your dad was one of six siblings. Did you guys. Was cousins a big part of your upbringing?
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Okay. Did you like your cousins on the whole?
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah. I don't think there is a cousin I don't like. Let me think about that.
Josh
If you come up with one, maybe just don't say it.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah, I'll say it publicly. Yeah, this is good. No, I don't have any Cosmic Bill.
Josh
No one likes Bill.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, we don't have a Count Bill. Yeah. But no cousin of mine knows he's cousin by blood only.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, no, they, they. I have like 18 cousins. I have a lot of them and they're all so interesting and have done. My, My family is a kooky family man. Like, my dad grew up with those six siblings in Grace Church, which is on 10th street and Broadway, downtown New York. They moved there in 1959. My grandfather was the minister there.
Seth Meyers
They lived in Grace Church.
Colby Minifie
They lived in the 40 room mansion. That's the rectory attached to Grace Church. And like. Yeah. And so there were these six kids, like running around downtown New York. Like my dad was a flower delivery boy, like stealing random stuff that he found on the street. Like they did all kinds of stuff. And so they are very unique people. And my other.
Seth Meyers
That's right, by the way, we live right down there. I walk by that. I cannot believe people live there. In my head I'm like, well, nobody lives there.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, it's crazy in there. I went there. I haven't been in there in a really long time. I've been in the church just to take a look. There's a plaque of my grandmother and grandfather in there. My dad's name is up on the head choir boys plaque area. And but they. Yeah, they. The rectory. You enter the rectory and there's this huge red staircase that goes all like, goes. It's like in the center of the room and it goes up and then there's a balcony up at the top. I mean, it's wild in there. And my dad, my grandfather one time, I remember this story of him. You know, New York was so different back then and much more dangerous. My dad said, you wouldn't go to Union Square unless you wanted to die, and you wouldn't go to the Bowery. You know, there were just certain areas that are now totally like. They're like Disneyland, you know? And my grandfather woke up in the middle of the night one night and a man was standing over him with a hammer in his hand. And my grandfather was such, like, an imposing presence that he got up out of bed and said, you're gonna leave my house right now. And the guy left, like, didn't do anything, didn't steal anything. But yeah, that was the kind of place they grew up in. So I have. My uncle Ned had a farm when we were growing up in the Berkshires in Massachusetts. So we go up there a lot for Christmas. We'd spend a lot of Christmases up there after my grandmother died. And when my. My grandmother was living actually in Newport, Rhode island, until she. Until she died, and we would go and stay in a Howard Johnson's hotel in Newport, and we would take over the hotel, like as many cousins as we could get to get up there. And we would. I mean, I'm sure they. Every time they saw us coming, they were like, oh, my God, not these people again.
Josh
Did it have like a little diner attached or was there.
Colby Minifie
There was an Applebee's. An Applebee's attached to. Yeah, that'll work.
Seth Meyers
We were just on a. My son, this winter had like a school skiing trip where it was at a hotel and the parents stayed and the kids stay and like that thing of like a group of kids taking over a hotel and just like running down hallways, which is absolutely the worst thing that could happen for anybody who's not connected to that group of kids.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Because we showed up the second night and all the parents were like, get ready for a phone call. They were like literally calling around every room and being like, get your kids out of the hallway. But it's so. It's a kind of freedom that is just impossible. It's so narcotic.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. There's no. When you're a kid and you have free reign like that, you're in like a new space like that. There's nothing to stop you. Yeah. Speaking of which, the plane that I took back from Rome just a couple weeks ago, it's like a 10 hour flight from Rome to New York, and there were about a hundred lawless Italian teenagers that were coming for the UN Debate. Something in New York.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
I have never seen a plane like this. I was like, how is this not affecting how the plane is flying through the air? They were running down the hallway, just standing in the hall. You tried to, like, get past them in an aisle, and they. You'd be like, excuse me. Like, scusi. And they would just not move whatsoever. I was like, how is this?
Josh
How old were these Italians?
Colby Minifie
Like, 15 through 17, probably.
Josh
Yeah. So you don't want to mess with them.
Colby Minifie
No. Yeah. They had. And they must have had the best time of their lives. The best time.
Seth Meyers
I love that. The minute they, like, flew into, like, U.S. airspace, they were like, let's be the real stereotype of what people think the worst version of us is. He's not a Urisle. I'm a Marcus Spitz. I'm a little of the Marcus Spitz.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Josh
Hey, we're gonna take a quick break and hear from some of our sponsors.
Seth Meyers
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Josh
Hey, Sufi.
Seth Meyers
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Josh
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Oh, so you. I've preloaded it with my photos and now you have it and you're like, I don't like that one. You. They can take the control right back.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Seth Meyers
Here we go.
Josh
Christmas in the Berkshires. Was that a bunch of families getting together or was that just like you and that uncle and his, his three kids?
Colby Minifie
Yeah, it was mainly. It was mainly Ned and us. And there is. They had about 13 horses up there and there was one Christmas where one of the horses went to pee. And I think they like extend their penis when they pee.
Seth Meyers
And it got Nature's show offs.
Colby Minifie
Nature, exactly.
Seth Meyers
The show offs of the animal kingdom.
Colby Minifie
Nature's footlong. And the horse went to pee. And it was so cold that winter that his penis got frozen, open, elongated. And so we showed up in our car to the house and we look over and there's a horse with like this huge penis with like 12 socks duct taped to the penis. And my dad, who finds a story in everything, he just. He'll write. He'll write a story about any little thing he finds. He wrote a story that year called Christmas and the frozen penis, which I
Josh
have to find because my wife is an equestrian and I can't wait to ask her about this.
Seth Meyers
But can they get frozen open? It's very like. That seems like a thing. That seems like a thing at like, I don't know, like a skeevy horse is like telling the cops, like, no, man. Get frozen open.
Josh
I can't. I can't put it away. I can't look.
Seth Meyers
They're like, hey, man, there are cults out here. He's like, I know, I know. It's freezing cold.
Narrator
Yeah, yeah.
Colby Minifie
It's just. No, it's not my fault.
Seth Meyers
Officer.
Colby Minifie
Officer.
Josh
There you go.
Seth Meyers
Look at this.
Josh
I wonder if MacKenzie's gonna say, like, yeah, what you do for that is you just take a bunch of wool socks.
Seth Meyers
Wool socks.
Colby Minifie
He's just wool socks. And duct tape them. Duct tape to the horse.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
She's an equestrian.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. She's an inventor and a trainer.
Colby Minifie
What?
Josh
Yeah, that's her deal.
Colby Minifie
How does she. Where? I guess.
Josh
Well, she grew up near the Berkshires, like, just sort of western Massachusetts.
Colby Minifie
Yes.
Josh
Shelburne Falls, but grew up riding there.
Colby Minifie
And I know that Shelburne. We were. They were in. Yep. Can't remember. Springfield. Close to Springfield.
Josh
Yeah, kind of close to Springfield.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. But it's the bridge of flowers. If you have been to Shelburne Falls, you would know the bridge of flowers.
Seth Meyers
The bridge of flowers feels like a very good place for your dad to break into song.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah. We need to get him there asap. The bridge of flowers sounds so lovely.
Seth Meyers
It is.
Josh
It is. I proposed on the bridge of flowers.
Seth Meyers
Oh, it's that Lovely.
Colby Minifie
Well, that was a good spot.
Josh
Yeah. I wasn't the first, but.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
But that was the right call.
Colby Minifie
Those flowers are like, we've seen so many proposals.
Seth Meyers
Here we are.
Josh
All right, move on, Move along.
Seth Meyers
Was like. So I'm starting to go back to this because I'm so fascinated by the logistics of, like, your dad bikes you guys to the Central park busks for a couple hours. Helmet. Bike helmet now. Like, cash in the bike helmet.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, yeah. Lots of bike helmets. My mom wouldn't let him leave the house without a bike helmet.
Seth Meyers
But then he, like. He, like, just piles the money out of the cash. The cash is in the helmet. Cash.
Colby Minifie
Oh, cash is in the helmet. And then it goes into his pocket. Probably.
Seth Meyers
Gotcha. And is it like. Yeah. And was there. Was there a real, like, good job, everybody. Like, look at us.
Colby Minifie
I think it was like. I mean, he would sing all the way home, too, on the bike. Like, he would sing at the. So there was. It never stopped. There was no, like. And the show is done. It's like, Right.
Josh
And it wasn't like, only sing for money. I sing. Cause I sing, and if sometimes I get money for it, it's really great, then. Great.
Seth Meyers
I mean, it is like, do what you love. I mean.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he loves it. It's his favorite thing. And he'll. He'll. At Thanksgiving, he'll be like, I'm gonna break down into song, everybody ready? And he brings his. He brings his pitch pipe with him everywhere, and they'll be like, whoa. It's really. It's really spectacular. Yeah.
Josh
Do people ever sing along? Would he take kindly to that? If you.
Colby Minifie
Yes.
Josh
If he was singing a classic, you know, is it typically Italian, what he's singing? If he's singing opera stuff, and I'm
Colby Minifie
assuming, yeah, he's moved on to some cabaret stuff. So I think if people join, he's like, hell, yeah. I think he comes from a. From a place of loving people singing together of, like. That was a time that he. I mean, that people don't really do that anymore, you know?
Josh
Yeah. Do you sing around Christmas? Is there, like, if you were.
Colby Minifie
Yes.
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Colby Minifie
He plays the piano. So he starts singing a. He'll just sit down at the piano and start playing a hymn. And my sister and I will come run. Even if we're helping mom in the kitchen, we'll come running around the piano and we'll, you know, join in on. On stuff.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, it must be like. That must be a dream come true that, like, you guys love it as much as you do.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I think it is.
Seth Meyers
That's really awesome. How did your parents meet?
Colby Minifie
Blind date. Believe it or not, they had their first date on the TV show.
Josh
On the MTV show.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, that's right. It was actually Love is Blind.
Seth Meyers
And they were like, we're gonna be so embarrassed if our kids ever find out about this. And they'll be like, we just won't let them watch tv. They'll never know.
Colby Minifie
And then they took us to Rome, and we found flashbacks, and they're like,
Seth Meyers
of all places, we let our guard down in Rome.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, that would have been really great.
Seth Meyers
But she was never. Your mom was never in the arts, right? She just went on a blind date with them.
Colby Minifie
No, I mean, she's an artist in her own right, with the cooking. She's, like, unbelievable. But she did art in school when she was, you know, in college. She did ceramics, and she was. She studied art history. So that's. You know, they've all got this making brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Josh
Where was their blind date?
Colby Minifie
Yeah, blind date was at Faselka, and they had Borscht, and then they went, I think, to McSorley's. And, you know, the Lorre side was totally different then. And my dad lived in a loft that he had renovated. He was squatting in this loft that he had renovated. And my mom was like, oh, move into my apartment when it's time to get married. Because she was. I mean, it was very different, you know, back then. And then.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I was gonna say, what do you call an opera singer who squats in an apartment? I feel like it's the opposite of a catch.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
I mean, like, who set her up on this blind date? She's like, what's your type?
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Just a man who sings and squats. Singing. Squatting while singing.
Seth Meyers
Oh, he sings, he squats. He's got everything he wanted.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. I do think there was. I mean, he did. He started a business renovating people's apartments all over. I was gonna say America, but no, just Manhattan to a lot of New Yorkers.
Josh
That's it.
Colby Minifie
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. You were born there, you didn't leave.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
That's the world.
Colby Minifie
The entire world is there. Yeah. So he was making money that way. But I do think there it was. I do think it was a thought for a second of like, oh, is this. Is this, huh? My mom was, you know, she had such a great job that it allowed her to marry for love.
Seth Meyers
Love and music. Love and song.
Colby Minifie
Love and song. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
That's fantastic. It's so. It's so nice to meet you. And congrats. The boys is such a fun show. Such a good show. Isn't it fun? It seems like the people who work on that show are just lovely.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, we have such a blast. I mean, when you have exploding. This one, this penis wasn't frozen. But when you have an exploding 10 foot high penis, you have to be able to laugh easily. And so that's the kind of people you have on that show. Everybody works so hard, so it's sad for it to be ending.
Seth Meyers
I know. You've done it. You've done it all.
Colby Minifie
I know.
Seth Meyers
I can't wait we get to see it. But you've done your part.
Colby Minifie
Yeah, I know.
Seth Meyers
Well, thank you for your service.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Oh, you're welcome. Yes, it was such a hardship.
Seth Meyers
But before you go, Josh is going to give you our speed round questions.
Colby Minifie
Ooh, speed round.
Josh
Okay, here we go.
Seth Meyers
Good luck to you.
Josh
You can only pick one of these Is your ideal vacation. Relaxing, adventurous or educational?
Colby Minifie
Adventurous.
Josh
What is your favorite means of transportation?
Colby Minifie
Train.
Josh
If you could take a vacation with any family, alive or dead, real or fictional, other than your own family. What family would you like to take a vacation with?
Colby Minifie
First thing that pops in my head is the family from Running on Empty.
Seth Meyers
That's insane. Choice. Literally. I mean, it's inspired, but I'm like, you want to be. So you want to go on vacation with a family literally on the lam?
Josh
No matter what they do, it's a vacation.
Seth Meyers
They can't rest.
Colby Minifie
They were creative.
Seth Meyers
They were creative. That was a movie where it's. They're like Weather Underground, right?
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
They're like radicals and they're on the run. And I remember, did River Phoenix have, like. He had a little piano, like, but, like, the. The rollout, like, fabric piano.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. It was made of wood, but it had no sound, so he'd practice without sound, which. I mean, how do you even do that?
Seth Meyers
I know. Well, look, it sounds like a great vacation.
Colby Minifie
They would know how to do some stuff, though.
Seth Meyers
They would know how to do some stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Colby Minifie
And they're scrappy. Like, they don't need a lot.
Seth Meyers
They were very much in love, too. It's a great movie.
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah. They. They. They also knew, like, value systems were really high. Them singing in the kitchen to Fire and Rain is, like, one of the greatest scenes of all time. And they attract people like Martha Plimpton, which, I mean, what could be better?
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Josh
Still going here. If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one member of your family, who would it be?
Colby Minifie
If I have a boyfriend, but we're not legally wed. Does that count?
Seth Meyers
No.
Colby Minifie
No. Okay. Reject it.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, I gotta break up with family. I don't think I've ever said no, so I was like, I'm try this out. No.
Colby Minifie
Okay. No boyfriend. I would say my cousin's Hart. Or Hannah.
Josh
Okay.
Colby Minifie
Both of them grew up on that farm. They are really strong women. Hannah was on the rugby team. She can do anything. Hart was on the trail crew in the White Mountains at the Appalachian Trail Crew. She's super strong. I would take either of those.
Seth Meyers
All right, good choices.
Josh
What is your dream destination for a family vacation?
Colby Minifie
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Seth Meyers
You can bring your boyfriend to this one.
Colby Minifie
Oh, thank God. Oh, that changes everything.
Seth Meyers
I felt bad about that. He got left out of the last trip.
Colby Minifie
Thank you. I would say Japan, probably.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Yeah, that might be mine. It's a great option.
Josh
You are from New York City. If you had to get more families to come visit New York City, what would you tell them?
Colby Minifie
We're not actually mean. We just are. We are supportive and kind, but not nice.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Like, we're not gonna, like, be like, you know, I don't know what night the difference between nice and kind. But, yeah, like, we're gonna, like, if you're in trouble, we will help you, but we'll do it very quickly.
Seth Meyers
We're busy.
Josh
We might not invite you up, but we'll make sure you're okay.
Seth Meyers
I think that's a very, like. We're, like, very. We're very busy, but we're also nice.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. And we're not gonna leave you alone, stranded. Like, you ask us how to get to where you're going, and we will take you there.
Seth Meyers
There's a great new collection. I think it's old essays, but a collection of Zadie Smith essays. And she has this great essay about New York City. Cause she lived here for a long time and doesn't anymore. About a woman falling and how, like, this throng of street people all, like, stopped what they were doing and, like, came and, like, got her on her feet, made sure she was fine, and then just dispersed again. And she was like, that is kind of New York at its finest. Which is like this, like, throbbing mass of people that are all going about their thing. They will come to your rescue. And then everybody move on. And, like, nobody is gonna be like, whoa, that was crazy.
Colby Minifie
Just like, keep it moving. Yeah, we do. We do. We really show up. I do think it's that, like, you know, I mean, it's like when that plane went down on the Hudson river, the amount of boats and fishermen and barge tugboat people that were like, here, we're making this. We're getting there, you know? Cause it's so hard living in this city.
Josh
I got this tugboat. I'm not gonna not use it right now.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. I mean, if I had a tugboat, I would use it every day.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
To get where I needed to go. Yeah.
Josh
Wherever. Wherever it needs to go.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Schleppen.
Seth Meyers
There's a book that we were just talking about. There's this children's book called the Fireboat, and it's about this old decommissioned fireboat in New York City. And I was reading it to my son a few years ago. He's nine now, so he's like, six. And I'm reading this book, and I had no idea that this is the story was about. This was a decommissioned fireboat that, like, came back into action on 9 11. Like. Oh. And so you don't realize, like, halfway through the book, there's, like, you know, it's an illustrated book of, like, a plane flying in the Tower. And I like, gasping, oh, my God. Because. And then I was like, sobbing through the end of this book. Cause it's like the Little Engine that Could. But it's about this thing that I lived through, and I was like. And my son's like, wait, what happened? I'm like, don't worry about it.
Colby Minifie
Oh, my God.
Seth Meyers
Jeez. Yeah. But a great book, A really true book.
Colby Minifie
Were you guys in the city for?
Seth Meyers
I was. I just. Just moved here. You must have been here.
Colby Minifie
I was here. I was in fourth grade.
Seth Meyers
Wow.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. But I remember. I remember getting. Now we're talking about nine, 11.
Seth Meyers
We got there. We got there.
Colby Minifie
We need to get there at some point now. I remember every kid got pulled out of class throughout the day, and I would. I remember going. I was just left in school. And I was like, going up to the teachers, like, why is everybody leaving? And they were like, oh, there's a transportation issue. So, you know, students want. Parents want to make sure their kids get home safe. And I was like, well, Ali Greenberg just got, you know, sent home, and she lives across the street from me, so what the hell is going on? And I remember leaving school when at the end of the day, and the streets were. Were full of people and my parents were there, and they're like, this is what. This is what happened. And then, you know, my God, we went down there actually really soon after and saw the rubble, which is like a weird kind form of tourism, you know, Very strange.
Seth Meyers
It did, like. It felt like it was bearing witness, I think.
Colby Minifie
Yes.
Seth Meyers
Cause I did the same thing.
Josh
I mean, it's like, people will go check out Altadena and all the stuff that fires in the Palisades out in LA now just to sort of of wrap their heads around it.
Seth Meyers
I'm just glad that when every kid. When every kid left and you were like, what happened? They didn't say. They. They got cast in a play. You're the only one that would have actually. Why did they leave?
Josh
Touring.
Seth Meyers
They're touring.
Colby Minifie
Super upsetting.
Seth Meyers
They got touring Thoroughly Modern Millie, and you're so far behind. You're so far behind, you're never going to catch up. And so that way, I would have
Colby Minifie
had a hard time coming back from that. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Wait, Josh, maybe.
Josh
No, Seth, you've got. Seth has the final question.
Seth Meyers
Have you been. Have you been to the Grand Canyon?
Colby Minifie
Yes, I have. I have hiked down and up in a day, which. In a day, they have signs everywhere saying, we do not recommend doing this in a day. But I did it with my friend Annie Funkybone together.
Josh
If there's someone to go with.
Colby Minifie
I mean, you gotta go with the funky bomb.
Seth Meyers
You gotta go seem like if that. By the way, if that's your friend that's telling you we're gonna be fine.
Colby Minifie
Exactly. She did all the research. I just. We started at five in the morning and we got. It was. You know, it's like 7,000ft of elevation or something. It's like 26.
Seth Meyers
Wow.
Colby Minifie
I'm wrong on all of these numbers. It's like 26, 27 miles. And we did it. I remember. I mean, talk about singing. We got through the whole thing. She's a great actor and a great singer and has been on Broadway a bunch in musicals. And she. We sang our way all the way through that. And that really got us through.
Seth Meyers
It's amazing. Right? Well, that's perfect.
Colby Minifie
Have you been to the Grand Canyon
Seth Meyers
to peek over the side?
Colby Minifie
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
It's scary down there.
Seth Meyers
I mean, I'm impressed. You did it.
Colby Minifie
You got to look. It's. It's scary down when you're in it. When you're in there, it's not scary, but looking down, I think it's way. It's way scarier.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Cuz. How did that happen?
Seth Meyers
We kind of went there. We were. Had a weekend nearby. Yeah.
Josh
I've Dr. I've driven by it and like, stopped with a dog, but I couldn't take the dog below the rim. You're not allowed to do that. So I still haven't been below the rim. Yeah.
Colby Minifie
Now they don't allow that. Why?
Seth Meyers
I don't know.
Josh
National parks. National parks aren't great with where you can bring your pets.
Colby Minifie
Oh, boy. That's making me second guess. Getting a dog.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, you don't want to. Cost you the canyon. You love the canyon Too much. I could throw it away for some dumb dog.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
No, never. This was a delay.
Colby Minifie
Can I ask you a personal question? Please. Who writes the songs at the end of your episodes?
Josh
I do. Yeah. That sounds.
Seth Meyers
Isn't it amazing? How lucky are you?
Colby Minifie
Did Josh you do that?
Josh
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
By himself. Every week. Sometimes two in a week.
Colby Minifie
Oh, my God. That is so cool. I was like, who does this? This is amazing.
Josh
It's me. I've not used any AI yet, so. Wow. But I do buy like, a karaoke track. I'm not writing the music, but I'm writing the lyrics and recording it in a closet.
Seth Meyers
Are you excited? Does that mean you're excited to hear yours?
Colby Minifie
I am. So I won't I'm gonna. I'm not excited to listen to myself talk, but I'm. Skip to the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Great.
Colby Minifie
Yeah. No one needs to hear.
Seth Meyers
It's very exciting to know that someone's looking forward to it. Cause it's an incredible gift. That's true.
Colby Minifie
It's amazing. I heard it and I was like, well, they surely don't do this for everyone.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, no.
Colby Minifie
And then I listened to Billy Cridups,
Seth Meyers
and by the way, my. I burned him. It was my idea when we started this, because Josh. I know Josh has skill. Josh just did it for a friend's
Josh
birthday, a friend's 50th, who loves Les Mis. And I did One day More. At the end of every night, when you're hanging out with my friend Molly Kloss, she's always like, should we have one more drink? And it's just like her refrain. She just wants to keep hanging out. She loves friendship. Like, she loves friendship more than just about anything else. And so she was having this weekend in Ojai, which was great, and we had kind of taken over this hotel, but we had like a 40 person dinner, and I had recorded all the parts, rewritten the lyrics, cast it out. I reached out and I was like, if anyone wants to participate. So we had just like great people who stepped up to, you know, I had two Mariuses. I had.
Seth Meyers
Did you sing it live or was it a recording?
Josh
No, we sang it live. We did it live at dinner. And afterwards she said that might have been the greatest moment of my life. So I was really happy with how it. How it shook out.
Colby Minifie
Did you record it?
Josh
Yeah, eventually it was recorded.
Colby Minifie
You recorded it?
Josh
Yeah, but I like, I recorded every part. And then if you wanted to do it, I would send you a version where it was me singing all the parts I would sing. I would have your part boosted and I would send you a version with your part eliminated so you could practice however you saw fit.
Colby Minifie
So you made it easy for everybody to participate.
Josh
I tried to make it as easy as I could, and it worked. Like people really. People cursed on their own. They showed up and they were ready and they wanted to deliver, and they did so.
Colby Minifie
Unbelievable.
Josh
My compliments to everyone who was part of that performance.
Seth Meyers
It was great.
Colby Minifie
Wow. That's a move right there. One day more. One more drink.
Seth Meyers
He's a real your dad when it comes to singing.
Josh
Yeah.
Colby Minifie
You just have to share it.
Josh
It's my new niche. I found my niche. So I hope now we've talked about it.
Seth Meyers
So much.
Josh
I really hope I deliver on your song. Colby, you deserve nothing less. You've been a wonderful guest.
Colby Minifie
So thank. Yeah, it better be amazing now.
Josh
It's.
Seth Meyers
You know what? Just to burn you, I'm going to do yours, and I'm going to put very little thought into it.
Colby Minifie
Perfect. Thank you. Thank you. That sounds fitting.
Seth Meyers
Giant frozen horse. Dad.
Colby Minifie
Singing for no money.
Seth Meyers
Wrap it up with socks now. So great to see you and talk to you.
Colby Minifie
Great to meet you guys.
Josh
You, too.
Colby Minifie
Thanks. This was really fun.
Josh
And congrats on the boys. By the time this comes out, the fifth season will be out.
Colby Minifie
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
On Prime Video, so.
Narrator
Wow.
Colby Minifie
Good luck to everybody. Hope they have their therapy session scheduled.
Seth Meyers
All right, great. Thank you so much, Colby. Great.
Colby Minifie
Great meeting you. Bye. Nice to meet you. Bye.
Narrator
Family trips with the M. Brothers.
Colby Minifie
Family chips with my.
Seth Meyers
Here. We.
Narrator
Spent part of the summers in Randolph, New Hampshire. The drive took eight hours. They were singing. Singing for damn sure. Dad had a cabin with his siblings. They each got a couple weeks. Colby kicked it with local kids. You know, she brought the weed. City girl out in the country. What a word. But even back in the city, they were a family who biked. Colby right on the back, her sister up on the handlebars, and they go sing in the park, make some good cash. In a couple hours, thanks to mom and Gourmet magazine. They went to it, got the world's best gelato. It holds up at G. O. D. Kissed her sister on the mouth. Sam. His daughters rush right to his side. Could there be anything better for her father sisters like Omeo and Beanocaro. But when Colby is singing, it's don't fence me. Go see Grandma on Rhode Island. Check out the beach
Colby Minifie
ho.
Narrator
Jo's full of cousins. No doubt they'd hit up the Applebee. Pulling into the Berkshires, a horse had pulled it out wrapped up in dick knitwear. What's all that about? Frozen. Frozen horse penis. But one they just fall off. You summed up tape at the top.
Episode: Colby Minifie Grew Up Busking In Central Park
Hosts: Seth Meyers & Josh Meyers
Guest: Colby Minifie
Release Date: May 5, 2026
This episode centers on actor Colby Minifie, best known for her work on "The Boys." The Meyers Brothers invite Colby to share vivid childhood memories and hilarious family stories, ranging from Manhattan upbringings and rural New Hampshire summers, to impromptu musical performances in Central Park and a fateful gelato-fueled trip to Italy. Colby’s quirky, multi-talented family—especially her opera singer father—takes center stage, with tales about New York City life, busking, and extraordinary travel misadventures. The conversation is laced with warmth, self-deprecating humor, and a shared love of performance.
On busking in Central Park:
“He would put his helmet out, and he would sing…then he’d be like, ‘okay, kids, get up and sing.’ And we would sing, too. And so it was always part of the deal with us.” – Colby (27:36)
On family musical embarrassment:
“Everybody, like, quickly dispersed. Because they were like, what the hell is this now?” (After Colby followed her opera-singing sister with “Don’t Fence Me In” on a bridge in Venice) (29:29)
On being a city kid:
“I started realizing it was unique…I was going to school in Times Square and having to walk through all the tourists…I need to get to school!” – Colby (11:28)
On neighborhood pride:
“Are your parents still there?”
“It’s a rent-stabilized apartment…they pay like nothing for a three bedroom, two bath on the Upper East Side.” (11:04)
On New Yorker hospitality:
“We’re not actually mean. We are supportive and kind, but not nice…if you’re in trouble, we’ll help you, but we’ll do it very quickly.” (65:07)
On the quirky Christmas in the Berkshires:
“We look over and there’s a horse with like this huge penis…with like 12 socks duct taped to the penis…[Dad] wrote a story that year called Christmas and the Frozen Penis.” – Colby (54:00)
On singing everywhere:
“At Thanksgiving, he’ll be like, I’m gonna break down into song, everybody ready? And he brings his pitch pipe with him everywhere…” (57:10)
Colby Minifie’s episode is a testament to the powerful, unpredictable magic that family traditions and oddball adventures can have on a creative life. From choirboy mansions in Manhattan to New England cabins, and from backyard arias to international gelato pilgrimages, her stories are warm, weird, and wonderful.