Nicole (5:06)
You are correct. So without further ado, Sarris Fane, locally known thief and apprentice glassmith, finds herself in quite the pickle. She is the proud new owner owner of a golden Guardian's gauntlet, which is a big no no in Zavaren. Rushing off to the local tavern, Cerys finds her brother Hayden outside nursing his post gambling losses to the one, the only Carrion Swift. She leaves her bag with a forbidden gauntlet outside with Hayden and marches inside to confront the biggest flirt in Sylvarin. Back outside, Hayden has run off with the gauntlet in tow and has gotten himself cornered by the Guardians to protect her brother. Cerys admits she took the gauntlet gauntlet and fights back against the Guardians, killing two before she is arrested. After her arrest, Serious is brought to the hall of Mirrors, or what was once the hall of Mirrors and now is just a dusty room with an old sword stuck in the ground. Interesting. The immortal bitch Queen Madra orders her favorite guard to make her sing Harren. And Harren must have been taking lessons from Arya Stark because he stabs her with the pointy end of his blade. Even half dead, Saera summons her inner King Arthur and she pulls the sword out of the ground and unknowingly unlocks the Quicksilver Pool raising Out of the Quicksilver is a tall man with shoulder length black hair and broad shoulders. His eyes are mismatched with one fully green and the other rimmed in silver. Welcome, welcome welcome. Kingfisher or Death according to Serious. After looping a chain around her neck, he takes her through the quicksilver and everything goes dark. Dun dun dun. Serious wakes up fully healed in Evalia, the Fae realm where she meets meets Everlane d' Barra and Renfys Orithian sister and friend to Kingfisher. Now that she's awake, she's marched off to meet the King of Evilia, AKA Everlane's father and Kingfisher's stepdad, Bellakon. Since Cerys can awaken the Quicksilver, Bellakon gives her one week to figure out her alchemy powers so he can take over the world. I mean totally just defend his people from the vampires that he's totally 100% not working with in secret. Right? Serious works for several days to learn to transmute the quicksilver and nothing. Using a hot steamy makeout as a distraction, Seiris steals Fisher's ring, believing it will protect her through the quicksilver. But sigh. It was a lie. The ring is just an ordinary ring. You can't use it to go back to Zelvarin. But don't worry, Serious Kingfisher will make A deal with you. He will go get Hayden and in exchange Seras has to do everything he says that's definitely not one sided. She agrees, but is furious when Kingfisher returns. Not with Hayden, but with Carrion. Fucking Swift. But the oath is binding and it's time to get the fuck out of the Winter palace and meet up with Wren to head to Kalish. At Kalish, Kingfisher's family home, Seirs continues her failed experiments with the Quicksilver. Taking a break in the dining room, a group of feeders crashes the party, leaving Ceres with a nasty scratch. Thanks to the oath with Kingfisher, Seiris is left bedridden for days to heal. And when she is finally able to leave his bed, it's back to Forge and more failed experiments. But the experiments can wait. To the war camp we go. The sexual tension is heating up, up, up. It's their moment. But sadly, Kingfisher only gets a nibble in this time. Off in the war room, Dania is getting pissed and Serious does not appreciate this member of the Lupo Proalia yelling at her man. So she explodes Danya's super fancy sword. Which does not help the situation. You know what else didn't help the situation? Malcolm, the king of the vampires horde of vampires are trying to cross the darn. Thank the gods for those ice breaking hammers. Speaking of hammers. Bang, bangity bang. I said this is the definition of come and go bang. After getting the tldr on Fisher's Lupa Proalia, Lorath's backstory, and that she's the strongest alchemist in history, Ceres is whisked off to Ballard for a mini getaway with Kingfisher. And bang, bang, bangity bang. I said a bite me fisher. Bang. Ruin me. At Carrie and Swift's suggestion, Cerus asks the Quicksilver to work with her. And it works. Well, shit. I bet Carrion will be riding that high for a while. But it's not all sunshine and rainbows. The Quicksilver wants something in return. A song. Well, it's a good thing we have a bard in this party. After slaving away for hours in the Forge, Sabers finally finishes the brand spanking new Godsword. Sorry, Danya. Lorath rolled a nat 20 on performance. You snooze, you lose. After successfully fending off the horde of feeders, thanks to Lorath's new badass Godsword, the wolves are in for a surprise. Malcolm has not only kidnapped Everlane, but he's bitten her. And not in the fun way tracking down a witch. Ishabal. The crew has a plan. They'll sneak in, steal Everlane back and use magic to draw the venom out. Easy peasy. But first. Bangdi.