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Sarah McLean
Surprise, surprise, everyone. Surprise, surprise.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, you're gonna sing.
Sarah McLean
There's that meme. That surprise, surprise meme. Maybe I'll find it and link to it. It's a weird video of a lady in a department store singing surprise, surprise.
Jennifer Prokop
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what it is. We're just trying our best, Sarah.
Sarah McLean
Anyway, yeah, we are trying our best. We're doing our best. We are releasing a special episode, a very special episode of Punky Brewster.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, my gosh.
Sarah McLean
Because today, you know, is just a Tuesday. Like every other Tuesday.
Jennifer Prokop
Maybe there's something you feel some nervousness about.
Sarah McLean
We don't know what that would be. I feel like you're having trouble focusing on just in general. Like, no reason.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. So we just thought maybe it'd be a nice day to talk. Not about those things, but to have it be there to listen to. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Like, just in case you have nothing else to do, like, maybe you're taking an extra long walk, like, add a clip. Because what else would you be doing to.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. Obviously.
Sarah McLean
And, you know, you just. You're like, gosh, I wish it was Wednesday. Because if it was Wednesday, I would be listening to a Faded Mates episode.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
Welcome, everyone, to Faded Mates Espacial.
Jennifer Prokop
Are you going to introduce yourself? You're just going to stop there?
Sarah McLean
I don't actually speak Spanish, but I do know that that's a Spanish word.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay.
Sarah McLean
And I read romance novels and I write them, and we record fun podcasts sometimes as surprises.
Jennifer Prokop
Surprise. I'm Jennifer Prokop, a romance reader and editor. And I was actually laughing when you said, like, a very special episode. Like, I was like, do these youth. Do the youths even know what we're referencing?
Sarah McLean
I mean, yeah, we're not going to talk about any of the things that happen on special episodes. Like kidnapping.
Jennifer Prokop
No. Right. But, like, there's this old show where. Right. Like, yes, of course. It was like abc. ABC After School specials.
Sarah McLean
Yeah. Or there would be, like, a very special episode was like, code when we were young for the. For, you know, prime time primetime family showing, where there. It would be like Punky Brewster gets Roofied.
Jennifer Prokop
That we were all like, we're not going to let it go to a dark place. And then, boom.
Sarah McLean
Buggy Bruce. I don't think, for what it's worth, I mean, these kids don't know who Buggy Brewster is either, so it's all fine. Does she still have a job? We're gonna. We're gonna Google that.
Jennifer Prokop
We're.
Sarah McLean
We're gonna come Back around Buggy Brewster later in this episode. I'm gonna check in. Check on it. But, like, Family Ties was like, oh, yeah, right. Mallory goes to the club.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes, right, of course. Or like, you know, grandpa's dog in the sick bed or something.
Sarah McLean
Oh, yeah, right. Always, like, if Grandpa dies, that's a very special episode. It was like, content warning light.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, there you go. Right? Like, it went like, this was serious. We're gonna be serious. We're gonna be doing a thing.
Sarah McLean
You just knew.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. So, but this is gonna be the opposite of that because we're not gonna do anything serious. We're just gonna be silly and talk about, well, various things.
Sarah McLean
Talk about what this is. So we are. This is essentially a Banter plus episode. So don't get too excited, everybody. We're not gonna fill your TBR today. Although I do have some books that I want to talk. So if you join our Patreon. This is not an ad for the Patreon. Although, you know, welcome if you do. If you join our Patreon. One of the benefits to joining the Patreon is that you get a special episode every month that we refer to as Banter plus, which is a Ted Lasso reference. And so you get a Banter plus episode. It's basically me and Jen vibing. We make a list over the course of the month of, like, goofy things we want to talk about that we don't. We're not. Like, they probably won't come up in a regular episode, but they're just goofy and we want to talk about them. So we talk. We save them for each other. We don't know what the other people are going to talk about. And then we just vibe. And so. And then we release that every month into a special podcasting feed that is just for our Banter plus our Patreon subscribers. But, you know, again, we just thought, since it's just a random first Tuesday in November, we thought it might be beneficial if, like, we release Banter plus for everyone.
Jennifer Prokop
For everyone, Exactly. So this will be not at all like an. If you like, the first, like, 10 minutes where we, like, bullshit about, like, our furnaces. That's going to be like, an hour of that.
Sarah McLean
Our furnaces. How exciting. An hour of furnace talk.
Jennifer Prokop
I was like, don't get too excited.
Sarah McLean
You have spent a lot of time with furnaces.
Jennifer Prokop
I feel really upset about it. But you know what? They're coming back again.
Sarah McLean
Spent an hour talk about the furnace.
Jennifer Prokop
We're not going to spend any time. That was just an example we have I think in the past talked about.
Sarah McLean
Not the greatest example, but.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay, okay, fair, Fair enough. Sure. Okay. So basically what we're saying is this episode will have no ads, very little book talk. It's just going to be us shattering. And so if that's like what you need right now, then here we are for you. And if it's not, then go find another episode. My God.
Sarah McLean
Yeah, lots of stuff, lots of stuff going on. We don't recommend maybe last week's episode for today, but we have a great episode coming tomorrow that is going to be very fun.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
With our. With a fun special guest.
Jennifer Prokop
True, that's true.
Sarah McLean
Anyway, this is going to be ad free and just vibes.
Jennifer Prokop
So yeah.
Sarah McLean
Enjoy yourselves. We are here for you. All right, Jen.
Jennifer Prokop
All right. Can I talk about the wnba?
Sarah McLean
Sarah, I think you mean the mnba. The not. You mean the NBA. We're now referring. Everybody seems to be in New York at least where we just won a championship for. Well that's for the first time in 50 something years.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure, right.
Sarah McLean
We're referring to the NBA when we talk about the wnba. Just FYI.
Jennifer Prokop
Right. It's all. Everything's correct now. So here's what's really funny is. Okay, so everybody, the WNBA finals did just wrap up and the New York.
Sarah McLean
Liberty one, it was a well done Brooklyn.
Jennifer Prokop
Listen, it was an amazing series. Like it's a five game series and I believe like four of them were within a couple of points. I mean these were like two games went to overtime, I think.
Sarah McLean
Who did they play?
Jennifer Prokop
The Minnesota Lynx. They have a really amazing. Their coach has been like the. The most storied WNBA coach in all time. The links, her name Cheryl.
Sarah McLean
They had like a WNBA team forever.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes, they have and they have won. They are the most winningest like wnba.
Sarah McLean
We have the best mascot and so.
Jennifer Prokop
You do have the best mascot. Ellie the elephant.
Sarah McLean
We have Ellie the elephant.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
She's amazing.
Jennifer Prokop
She is amazing. Like I said, I don't think I realized until very recently that her shtick is that like every time she starts dancing she finds a man to give her stew. And like I actually somehow fell into. I don't really go to TikTok. If I do. I'm really stressed and I've been looking at recently and I've fallen into like Ellie Tik Tok. Yeah. And it's like so she has like a. There's like a very distinctive funny voice that it uses where she's like. And then I was. And it was great. But like there's One where she, like, hands it to, like, a security guard. Perfect.
Sarah McLean
She handed it to Stephen Colbert.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
The other night. Because after they won, she interrupted his monologue, which was great.
Jennifer Prokop
She handed it to your disgraced mayor on stage.
Sarah McLean
Um, so anyway, he doesn't know he's disgraced.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. So that happened, like, the final game, and then literally, the MNBA opened its.
Sarah McLean
Regular season, like, the next day, and no one went.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, right. The funniest.
Sarah McLean
And a tree fell in the forest, and no one heard it.
Jennifer Prokop
Now, of course, on my Twitter, like, it was hilarious and a lot of people had tweets. And my. The funniest one by far was someone who's like, should I watch this Men's wnba or, you know, seems kind of boring.
Sarah McLean
And in fact, Stephen Colbert called it boy skitball.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes. Also terrific. I laughed so hard. Yeah. I was like, that really made me laugh. So anyway, everybody is essentially, like, watching the MNBA now is so boring because all they do is shoot threes and dunk. You know, there's like, no defense. They just, like, run up.
Sarah McLean
It's all offense.
Jennifer Prokop
They just, like, run up and down. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Can reach the basket.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
So that has actually romance heroes all.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, of course.
Sarah McLean
But boring basketball.
Jennifer Prokop
Even my husband, I was kind of like, so do you watch any of the, you know, mnba? And he was like. And then he, like, went on to some long rant about how hard it is to watch the Bulls, because apparently there's some sort of, like, thing now where, because of all these streaming services, the owners of, like, the Bulls and the White Sox and the Blackhawks essentially, like, made up their own little network so, like, sell themselves the streaming rights or something. It's all, like, kind of a big scam. And he was like, everybody in Chicago's pissed because it was like. Like, they haven't, like, contract with, like, Comcast yet, so, like, no one can see these games. My husband was like, I had to watch it on Twitter, Jennifer. Oh.
Sarah McLean
He's like.
Jennifer Prokop
He was like, what the hell? And I was like, okay, fair enough.
Sarah McLean
Why do you even pay for cable if you have to watch MMBA games on Twitter?
Jennifer Prokop
He was very up irate about it. So. But he was like, oh, yeah, it's so boring.
Sarah McLean
It's not a soccer game. A soccer watcher, though. But, like, MLS is now just on Apple.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, well, that's the thing. It's like, I really feel very strongly that this is, like, gotta be really hard for people with, like, aging parents or people, like, on any kind of limited budget. Like, you should be able to watch the sports. You know what I mean?
Sarah McLean
This is my thing. So. Okay, I have an aging mom. She is in her 80s. She watches two things, Jen. She watches MSNBC. No, three things. She watches MSNBC, the BBC because she is English and she likes. She feels it connects her to her home and the tennis channel. So she. Whatever. This 83 year old lady likes tennis fine. It gives her joy. Do you know how much money this woman has to spend? I'm sure it's insane on cable television in order to get the Tennis Channel 3 channels. It's kind of shocking. Every time I look at the bill, I'm like, how is this not a menu? And I know the answer. Don't add us everybody. I know that it's like because of conglomerates and like nobody would pay for the tennis channel. So it wouldn't exist without the freaking, I don't know, men's football league.
Jennifer Prokop
But the like it's the mnfl.
Sarah McLean
NFL. No, listen, WNFL know. Women know better. They know better.
Jennifer Prokop
So here's. Yeah, it's crazy, it's just been really frustrating.
Sarah McLean
But also like everyone.
Jennifer Prokop
Everything's on so many different channels now. It's all confusing. But here is the other thing. In the wnba, which I everybody knows obsessed with. I'm very sad because I'm like in mourning. Which is a couple of things. One is half right now in the Indiana Fever just this morning fired their coach probably to get this woman from Connecticut that like started off playing in Indiana and she probably everyone's like, she's Steph's coming home. But half of the WNBA coaches are. Our coaching head coaching positions are open right now. But the thing is, because they all fired everybody, like we fired you guys. I'm really upset. I don't really want to talk about it. We fired our amazing coach, Teresa Weatherspoon. Like it's so sad but like all.
Sarah McLean
These people because like is I don't know sports.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
So I need somebody to explain to me like I'm a baby. Does this happen in other sports too? Where like if you didn't hit make the championship, like everybody's on the chopping block except for dead Lasso who gets to stay.
Jennifer Prokop
Of course with the WNBA so small, it's 12 teams. So when six of them fire their coach. But the problem is like these are.
Sarah McLean
Ostensibly like six of the best basketball. So what are they doing? Are they going and like hiring LeBron, they would go.
Jennifer Prokop
I don't know what they're going to do. Like honestly, some of the coaches will just, like, shuffle around. But, like, one of the things that's really interesting is there.
Sarah McLean
Are they all women? Sorry, I keep asking.
Jennifer Prokop
No, they are not. They are not.
Sarah McLean
Larry Bird could come and coach wnba.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. That is true. Theoretically, Larry Bird could come coach the wnba.
Sarah McLean
I grew up in Rhode Island. Larry Bird is a thing for me.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. LeBron James is playing in the MNBA with his son who is playing on the same team. That's the first time that happened.
Sarah McLean
James continues to play basketball.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes. Well, I mean, he's. It's crazy. He scored this amazing. Michael Jordan.
Sarah McLean
I was like, could come and coach Michael Jordan. Chicago Sky.
Jennifer Prokop
Who knows? Okay. If everyone who knows anything about sports right now has just had an accident. Good job, Sarah. Like, it's important. I.
Sarah McLean
We told everyone we'd take their minds off of today.
Jennifer Prokop
It's true. We did.
Sarah McLean
Now they're all, like, yelling at the radio.
Jennifer Prokop
We're gonna get about basketball, about the sports ball. So I don't know what's gonna happen. Here's the one thing that is true, though, is it's gonna be really hard for them to find coaches because the obvious thing to do would be to, like, pull people up from college. But women like coaches. Yeah, but women's college basketball is starting right now.
Sarah McLean
They're busy.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. None of those people are going to leave.
Sarah McLean
They shouldn't leave because right now everybody's interested in women's basketball. Everyone loves sports.
Jennifer Prokop
Amazing. Okay, here's the one other thing I will tell you, which has been really cool.
Sarah McLean
I think our new faded mates thing should be like, we only when we talk about a sport, it's only women.
Jennifer Prokop
Say, can I give you a cool thing? I've not me discovered, but okay, there is a. You know how I'm like. I don't really listen to a lot of podcasts. I've been listening to a podcast called Good Game. The host is a woman named Sarah Spain, and it's only about women's sports. Perfect. And it's great. It's about. It was a lot about the wnba, which is when I started listening, because she had this. Actually, I will put a link to this in show notes. An amazing interview with this real kind of honestly terrible reporter named Christine Brennan, who is a woman that I think had been deeply respected in the world of, like, sports reporting and then just acted like a complete and total jackass about Caitlin Clark all summer, where she, like, writing. She's writing a book about Caitlin Clark. And so she would be interviewing, like, other. Other players so much so that the.
Sarah McLean
WNBA on camera and ask some questions.
Jennifer Prokop
About Caitlin Clark in the most revolting way.
Sarah McLean
No, like, I'm not interested in you tell me about Caitlin Clark. Or, like, mean, questions about Caitlin Clark.
Jennifer Prokop
No, like, I'm not interested in you tell me about Caitlin Clark, but also let me imply that you are a garbage person. So famous, so, so much so, that the WNB union essentially asked for her press credentials to be revoked. And the reason is. A big reason, is she was doing it all summer, but she interviewed a Connecticut sun player named Dijonay Carrington and essentially was like, when you poked her in the eye to do that on purpose.
Sarah McLean
What?
Jennifer Prokop
And D. Shanae Carrington was like, no, I was just playing. I didn't even know that I did that.
Sarah McLean
Leave me alone.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, of course I was playing ball. And then said, well, then you and Marina were on the sidelines, like, laughing. Is that what you were laughing about? This was three quarters later after Marina had just sunk this three. And clearly that's not what they were laughing about. So this was, like, just really aggressively shitty. And the reason I tuned into this Good Game with Sarah Spain podcast is because she interviewed Christine Brennan, and she really. It was such a great interview where she was just, like, you know better. Like, you cannot, like, rest on your laurels. And it was just like, a really powerful interview where it felt like she was really calling out, like, some truly bad behavior on the part of this other interview. So I've been listening to that. So anyone, if you're interested in sports, you might enjoy this podcast.
Sarah McLean
Cool. All right, wait, I have something I can sequitur this.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay, let's go.
Sarah McLean
Okay, so I want to talk about podcasts that another podcast that I, you know, mention. I wanted to talk about it last week during our I See Dead People episode.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay.
Sarah McLean
I meant to. I meant to mention it, and then I didn't, but also now I just want to mention it in general. So there is a podcast called Finally a Show about Women that isn't just a thinly veiled act inspirational nightmare. It's actually called Finally a Show, but the whole title is Finally a Show about Women that isn't just a thinly veiled aspirational nightmare, which blast. So it's a documentary podcast. It's updated weekly, and they. In each episode, you basically, like, go. So it's. There is no host. It is just the audio, like, reality experience of one day in the life of a interesting woman. And, like, what's cool about it is they wake up like, it's from the moment that their alarm goes off, the, like, first thing you hear often is like, okay, it's, you know, 5:45 in the morning and I just woke up. Like, and then it goes to the evening and they just follow one day. And like, it's a range. It's like they have one that's like about a chest master and one that's about a New York City stray cat wrangler and one that's about a plus size boutique owner. And like, there are just. It's such a cool conceit because it's just like normal women.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Who are not normal. Who are like, cool. We are all very cool.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, right? I love that.
Sarah McLean
So it's very cool. It's called finally, exclamation point, a show. And you can search for it on your favorite podcasting app. But I wanted to talk about the way that I came to it is that my daughter and I have a favorite podcast which is called this is Love. And every. I think I've talked about it on the podcast. But each, each episode is about love in its, like, many forms, like, passion. Like, there's one. There's one that's about like, like a guy who, who opened a pizza place in Brooklyn and it's now considered, like, one of the best pizza places in Brooklyn. And he's just like a man who like, did this or. The one that we came to first was about the Mars Rover. And so they interviewed like, all the people who were on the Mars rover teams about. I was gonna call them Chaos and Opportunity. That's not right. What were their names? Opportunity.
Jennifer Prokop
Opportunity. And now I'm like, I don't remember Chaos.
Sarah McLean
It's not Chaos, but it's like, I feel bad now that the other one. But, like, they interviewed all the drivers and the people who marked the weather on Mars and like, talked about how, like, these people, like, loved the work of running the rover. So it's very cool because every episode is, like, about love in some way. Like, spirit and opportunity.
Jennifer Prokop
Sarah.
Sarah McLean
Spirit and opportunity. Thank you. So, but. And they released in that way that podcasts do, they released an episode about a woman who works at the crematorium at the Greenwood Cemetery here in Brooklyn.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, cool.
Sarah McLean
And it is the Cool. Everybody, I think, knows that I really love a cemetery. Like, I'm a member of the Greenwood Cemetery. We go there for events. We, you know, it's very fun. It's a weirdly fun place to hang out. I support you. But this woman, like, works in the crematorium and she talks like, she follows her day, and she's fascinating, and the show is fascinating. So I guess this is me saying to everybody, if you really are a podcast listener or you love our podcast, but you aren't sure, like, where to go next. Jen just recommended one, but you can also listen to this Is Love, which I think you would really enjoy. It's beautiful. It's just a beautiful thing about people who love their work or their lives or their families. And then finally, a show which is just about cool, interesting women.
Jennifer Prokop
This leads me to something I had a question on, because everybody knows my son is about to graduate from college. And so this whole talk about, like, first jobs has been. Right, like, so, Sarah, what was your first. Speaking of jobs, what was your first job?
Sarah McLean
Well, my first job. I'm a Nepo baby. Jen, my dad.
Jennifer Prokop
You were a Rhode island mobster. Sorry, everybody. That's a deep cut. You gotta listen like, 17 episodes to get that joke.
Sarah McLean
Kind of, though. My dad ran a scrap metal company in Rhode Island. My. My Italian dad ran a scrap metal company, and it's in Rhode Island. And I. My first job, I worked the scale nice. At the scrap metal company. So the way that this worked was I sat up in a, like, booth with a microphone and, like, a big window. I, like, was. I was. I worked with, obviously. I mean, like, now, is this when you were.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, you were, like, in six.
Sarah McLean
You're 16 or whatever. Like, the summer. Like, it was a summer job, right? Because I think my dad was like, it's time for you to learn that, like, you have to work for a living. And so, like, I went and I, like, worked at this place, and I worked. The guy who worked the booth all the time, his name was Danny, and he was like. He was. Danny worked. He.
Jennifer Prokop
He.
Sarah McLean
Whatever you are picturing is correct, right? He was. Danny worked in the booth at the.
Jennifer Prokop
Danny worked in the booth at the strap metal company. Sure.
Sarah McLean
So. And then what would happen is the guys would, like, largely. This is not me being gendered. Like, they were largely men, would, like, drive their trucks in, and there would be a. There was a scale outside. And so they would stand. They would put their trucks on the scale. And then you'd. With your microphone, go, what do you got in there? And they'd be like, fire hydrants or whatever. I mean, okay, it was like, whatever it was, and you would mark it down what they had, and then you would tell them what pile they would bring. Like, there's a chart, and it would be like, fire hydrants go to pile Number you guys, I once with the one guy came in, he had one fire hydrant. I was like, it definitely feels like you stole that fire hydrant, you know, so whatever.
Jennifer Prokop
So they go to pile, whatever, 12. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Drop the scrap and then come back. Oh, back through. And you'd weigh the truck on the way out.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And that's how you knew how much stuff they had in there. Of course, like they would like pour water all in the truck. You know, like there were all sorts of tricks that they would use.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And so you ended up like having to like basically call these dudes out.
Jennifer Prokop
Be like, Danny, get the water out of the truck.
Sarah McLean
Exactly. Johnny, what are you trying to do to me? I could see the water pouring out of the truck myself, you know?
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. And so amazing.
Sarah McLean
I think, I don't know if you know this, but like I have a very, like I have a real affinity for older men. Like not silver foxy, but like, sure. Just like older men love me.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
And in part I think it's because of this like first job experience where I just learned like I was, I was running the scale. I was a 16 year old girl.
Jennifer Prokop
Running the scale.
Sarah McLean
Running the scale. Summer at the scrap yard. And so like, sure, you have to, you learn a certain way of. And they'd be like, Sarah, you're killing me. I didn't put water in the truck. Sarah. It rained last night. I can see water.
Jennifer Prokop
Amazing. Oh my God, that's awesome.
Sarah McLean
For the most part, these guys were all like super great though. I'm sure. Really chauvinistic. Like, I'm sure, I mean like, definitely, like, hey baby, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But that was my first job. And there it is. Now you all know, like when I have to do icebreakers.
Jennifer Prokop
You have a great answer.
Sarah McLean
Two truths and a lie. I once worked at a scrap metal company.
Jennifer Prokop
You'll know. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's good.
Sarah McLean
What about you, Jen? I know this answer.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, My first job is working at the gas station.
Sarah McLean
Same but same vibe. Like same vibe.
Jennifer Prokop
Absolutely the same vibe. Now it was like a gas station, like alpha busy highway exit. And I worked inside like the convenience store. And then you know, like there was like full service, but occasionally I'd have to pump somebody's gas or whatever. We did not have a garage on site. It was like a car wash. The convenience store and just gas.
Sarah McLean
Right. So you were not living in a romance novel. I was, I was the heart. No guy who ran the garage.
Jennifer Prokop
No. That none of that happened.
Sarah McLean
That's sad.
Jennifer Prokop
In fact, it's just like, I. I will say, I think if. If you like, one of the reasons. I think it's just like. So obviously I think most people think it's important to not be like, jackasses to the people that are like, you know, doing service jobs. But, like, if you've done one of those jobs, it just really changes you. And I remember especially, I don't think, like, I was like, 16, I didn't really care what people thought or whatever. I think it was probably clear that, like, I worked, you know, I was just like there at school or whatever. You know, I was just. And I worked just like part time during the school year and then obviously, like full time in the summer. So. But I. I was always really shocked at the adults who would like, give me a hard time about, like, the price of gas. Like, and this is back in the day when the gas was like 99 cents.
Sarah McLean
A dollar, 99 cents, deciding what a barrel of.
Jennifer Prokop
And I would remember saying to one guy, like, sir, I'm in high school of oil. Yeah, could you please take this up with the shell corporation?
Sarah McLean
I don't work for opec.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, come on. You know. But I had, like, I had. Then in college, I, like, worked at the library and I did all those kind of work study jobs, but I also worked. I went to Villanova, everybody, and I worked. There was a place called Hope's Cookies, and that was by far the funniest job I ever got, which is like, I lived down kind of the street. I lived in an apartment with. I was supposed to live with a roommate who didn't come back for senior year. So I was by myself, which was kind of great, but I was like, I don't want to work on campus. I just want to work someplace off campus. And so this place called Hope's Cookies, and it had like a help wanted sign. So I, like walked in and I was kind of like, hey, I'm, you know, looking for a job. And he's like, okay, come today at 3. And I was like, for what?
Sarah McLean
And he's like, to start.
Jennifer Prokop
And I was like, wait, are you fucking kidding me? And then I like, realized, like, this was Hope's dad, Herbie, that he was like, a very nice man. And I think he just like, you.
Sarah McLean
Know, he appreciated that you had.
Jennifer Prokop
But also just like, he hired people and if they didn't work out, they didn't work out. Like, this was not something he stressed about. Like, you know what I mean? I worked there my whole senior year.
Sarah McLean
Were they delicious?
Jennifer Prokop
Can you make delicious? You know what? For a long. For like a few years afterwards, I had like cookie ptsd. Oh.
Sarah McLean
I worked in a bar when I was in college and like, I never wanted to look at a beer for like. Yeah, a decade.
Jennifer Prokop
Right, right.
Sarah McLean
And that's what you hear. I had like one of my good friends in high school worked at an ice cream shop and like, he never wanted to eat ice cream.
Jennifer Prokop
No, totally. Like you just. Yeah. And you know, so for sure, I was kind of like, yeah, I also want a place to work. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I want to give a shout out to Borders because that was my second job and the one that, like, I did not. I was not an elbow baby at Borders. I worked in the cafe at Borders and pour one out for Borders, I guess. So sad. Anyway, well, since you brought up a little romance, I will. I will tell a story about my little one. So today. So we have been watching the Avengers movies and we've been watching them over the course of like months.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, sure, there's a lot of them.
Sarah McLean
Well, there are so many of them, first of all. And then like sometimes, you know, whatever, she has a sleepover or like we go do a thing. So we don't want, you know, and they're so long, you can only watch them on like Friday or Saturday. There's no like, no. So, so we were going to start and we were like, okay, we're going to watch event. Now I should preface all of this with, I myself did not watch the Avengers movies and have not watched many of the Avengers. I mean, the whole, like, universe, Right. I have myself not watched many of those movies. So we are watching them together largely. But if you have Disney, it lists them in order, right? Like, it's like, this is the order that they were released. This is how you should watch them. Right. You can also watch them in chronological order. But we are watching them in the order they were released. So I was like, all right. Well, it feels like until we shouldn't watch Avengers, we should watch Iron man, which I did. Which I have seen. So we decide, okay, we're gonna start with Iron Man. So we start with Iron Man. And she's very into it.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Sarah McLean
Iron Man 2. And she's very into it. And then we started bouncing around because, like, she's also like a 10 year old girl. So like no interest at all in Captain America, which could be hereditary. But like, they're just like all sorts of things. Like she's like, I don't want to watch that? Can I watch that? Can we watch this instead? Like, we watched Dr. Strange. Like, we sort of bounced around. So we watched Avengers 1, and then we, like, have watched some other things bouncing around. And then we watched Avengers 2 Friday night. And it is Sunday, everyone. We are recording on a Sunday. So this morning we're in the car. We have to. She, like, has a class on Sunday. So we, like, we're driving 45 minutes and like, you know what's amazing about almost 11 year olds is like, you can just sit quietly. And then there's like, out of the nothingness comes like, hey, Mom, I have a question. And like, who knows what the that's gonna be, right?
Jennifer Prokop
I am well familiar with this.
Sarah McLean
Well, you were middle schoolers.
Jennifer Prokop
You just are like, whoa, what's about to happen?
Sarah McLean
It feels like they've been little. Like their little brains have been like, oh, yeah. Cooking back there in the. In the sun. She says, hey, mom, I have a question. I said, okay, what is it? She goes, who's your favorite avenger outside of their superhero costume? And I was like, interesting. So I was like. And like, we started thinking about it. And so I want you to think about your answer. Okay, let's do that first. And then I'll tell you the end of my story. I will say that I waffled. Yeah, I waffled between two. She was like, I think I know who yours is. And I was like, oh, who do you think? And she was like, I think it's Bruce Banner. And I was like, it kind of is Banner. Like, but I think that's the grownup in me is like, banner's the best choice for a partner. Also, when he goes green, you're like, listen, I don't hate it, but I mean, talk about thighs. Like tree trunks, right? Like when he's hulked out. But then I was like, listen, I'm also pretty basic. Like, I feel like Thor is the answer.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. Yeah. You know what's funny is I really do. Like, I feel like my answer is like, whatever I've seen most recently. Right. So.
Sarah McLean
Well, we were. So we're coming off of Avengers too.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
So there are a bunch of people who aren't in that one too.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
It's definitely not Hawkeye.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. I feel like the funny answer for me is I actually really do like Steve. Captain America.
Sarah McLean
Oh, yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
But I remember being shocked by it because when his first movie came out, I was like, this is going to be so boring. And then I was like, oh, no, it's really good. I really like Kamala Khan, who is Ms. Marvel.
Sarah McLean
She's the best.
Jennifer Prokop
And that's like, if you haven't watched that, that's like really fun to watch.
Sarah McLean
For the record, that is where my daughter and I started, our Marvel experience was with.
Jennifer Prokop
And you were like, oh, this is so fun. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
And then we watched Captain Marvel, who is also freaking great.
Jennifer Prokop
Right. I also really like Scarlet Witch, though. And she. This is. I feel like.
Sarah McLean
Is that Wanda?
Jennifer Prokop
Wanda, yeah. Well, I think what I like about.
Sarah McLean
I don't even know their names yet because I just met them.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. She's just an intense, total badass and she has so much in that Avengers 2 firepower. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's a good. That is. That's a good question.
Sarah McLean
So here's the thing. So when it was proposed to me, I. I maybe didn't like give you the most. Yeah, like, the vibe was definitely like. Who's like, there was like a crush vibe.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, of course. Right, right, sure.
Sarah McLean
And then I. So I answered Banner and then I said, what about you? And she said, I really like Tony Stark.
Jennifer Prokop
And you're like, he's a weapons merchant.
Sarah McLean
No. And I went, oh, honey, Tony Stark would break your heart.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, yeah, completely.
Sarah McLean
And she was like, but he's so clever and he's so. I think he's so handsome.
Jennifer Prokop
And I was like, oh, no, that's really funny. Yeah, listen, Robert Downey Jr.
Sarah McLean
I know. And then I literally was like, well, we have a lot of like, I was like, I'm gonna show you some movies with Tony Stark when he was young and age closer to age appropriate for an 11 year old. But then also later I was talking to Eric about it and I told him the story and he was like, yeah, yeah. She's like, clearly had been thinking about Tony Stark for a while. Like not just this one movie, but like, yeah, over time. And. And he was like, he. We. I mean, we just, we had this moment where we were like, yeah, Tony Stark is all the things. But also for sure would break your heart. Like, absolutely, please, 100%, please don't go for Tony Stark. But I mean, yeah, she will. When she is our age and she has a podcast, it will be like my sexual awakening was Tony Stark. For sure. We were all like. It was the Fox from.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure, of course, like the Fox from that. Right. Have you. Is she a comics reader at all?
Sarah McLean
She. My brother was a very big comics reader and she and my brother would like share them, but since my brother died, she has been like, not as fun to It.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Well, I will say the reason why we're only just in the Avengers stuff is because it has taken her. My brother died a year ago, and it has taken her a year to, like, be willing to watch a superhero movie.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. Well, I will tell you, if she at all is interested in reading, there are some great Marvel comics with, like, young women. And there's, like, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, but.
Sarah McLean
Oh, I'm writing these down. Maybe I will. Yeah, coming up.
Jennifer Prokop
So there's also. If she likes Iron man, there's Iron Heart, which is like, a young woman becomes essentially like an iron Man.
Sarah McLean
Wait, what was that first one you mentioned?
Jennifer Prokop
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
Sarah McLean
And these are all Marvels.
Jennifer Prokop
These are all. Yeah, Marvel Comics. But the one that is really, really funny is called Squirrel Girl. The Incredible Squirrel Girl. And it's just, like, such an irreverent, funny comic, like, to read. And I don't know that she appears much in, like, cartoons and stuff or, you know, but, like, as an actual comic, it is delightful. Like, it's all, like, wordplay and, like, there'll be, like, little, like. Like, footnotes that are, like, telling you something about, like, what Doreen is up to. And it's just like. It's great. It's great.
Sarah McLean
I'm starring that.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, you should start that.
Sarah McLean
Well, we also have another Marvel thing that we wanted that's on the list, which is the Zendaya Tom Holland video that is sure sweeping the Internet.
Jennifer Prokop
Sweeping. Yes.
Sarah McLean
And listen, it's really a lovely moment where Zendaya. I mean, it's shitty, but, like, the paparazzi have cons, like, are cornered her.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
And Tom Holland just, like, shoves them out of the way, grabs her hand and, like, pulls her loose.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
And Romance, of course, has gone gaga for this. And it was funny because I saw the video only after Romance went gaga for it. And I thought, oh, I wonder what he's gonna do to the paparazzi. And then I watched it and I was like, calm down, everyone. He could have thrown a bunch.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean. Exactly. All he does is pull her away with this. Very nice.
Sarah McLean
That's great. Listen, great job, Tom. We don't want you to get arrested for assault. But also, I believe in Roman, and I believe that somebody's going to write one of these and really, like, nail that. Just lay a paparazzi out anyway. But that's very sexy, and you should all go watch that. It's nice.
Jennifer Prokop
Here's a good transition. So I did, right before we started, I went to the Discord and was like, last call for if you have a, you know, anything you want to ask us.
Sarah McLean
And oh, wait, explain that. We often do this on them. Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
So, like, The Discord has 800 million channels because, like, there's a lot going on. But there's. There's one channel, it's called Ask Jenner Sarah. And sometimes it's like just like a business question, but sometimes it's like, literally more of a big question. So I was like, hey, if anybody's around and you have any questions, now's the time for banter. Plus, and here's actually a really good question, which is, do we. This is from Candace. Do we think there'll be a. Okay. Actually, I'm going to read the exact question. Do you all think there's a reason why there has not been a surge in pop star romances? Most. Mostly asking because Harry Styles has a fan base that is just as fervent as Taylor Swift's, but on a smaller scale. And I was like, that's.
Sarah McLean
Well, like, notoriously, the idea of you is Harry Styles fanfic.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. But that book was 10 years ago. Right.
Sarah McLean
That was like. It was really like One Direction, Harry Styles. I mean, here's what I will tell you in. There was always. If you talk to writers and editors of romance from the 80s 90s and early aughts, they will tell you that rock stars and celebrities were never.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Were unsellable. Meaning, like, you just couldn't. Like, readers weren't interested in celebrities as characters. I do think that that changed. And I think that in. We know. I mean, we know this from, like, books that we have talked about a lot on the podcast. We've done Rockstar episodes. And we, of course, love Kristen Callahan's VIP series.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And Kylie Scott's Stage Dive series.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
So I think, like, there were a lot of those. I think the question seems to be about women, like heroines who are like.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I mean, I guess she. She does say Harry Styles. I don't think we have a lack of male rock star romances.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. But I mean, they certainly are not ascendant.
Sarah McLean
You know what I mean? No. And neither are women.
Jennifer Prokop
Well, here's what I thought there was.
Sarah McLean
The Zoraida Cordova one. Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, I think that there is.
Sarah McLean
A lot of Taylor Swift.
Jennifer Prokop
Well, I think that's exactly what it is. I think that. And I think the Taylor Swift ification. Yeah. But it's not. Here's what I. I don't think there is that much of it that's like straight up thick. There's that one book, the Breakup Tour, that was.
Sarah McLean
No, no, no. I don't mean fic rockstar fic. I mean, like, Taylor Swift is a normal person fic.
Jennifer Prokop
I guess. I think what it is is like, Taylor Swift as commodity. Like, it's like we're gonna quote the lyrics, we're gonna make the title look a certain way. We're gonna like, wink, wink. I'm a swifty. You're a swifty. But it doesn't really seem to be a big plot point, though I will say to.
Sarah McLean
To just like, I'm not just. I'm not discounting that as that is real and authors. Yes. But it's interesting how that's also happening from the readers, like, up. So I'm. My next book, these Summer Storms, which comes out in the summer, is about a wealthy family who live in a, like, large estate on a private island off the coast of Rhode Island. And the moment I announced it, people were like, it's last Great American Dynasty, which is a Taylor Swift song about a wealthy. Like, it's about the people who built her road. She has a beach house in Rhode island that was. Is the most expensive home in Rhode island and was. Before Taylor Swift moved into it.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Like, it has always been. And it was owned by like a very, very wealthy family and a very, very wealthy woman. And I was like, interesting that instantly readers were like, oh, it's Taylor Swift. Right? When I certainly didn't write it thinking about that at all.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
So.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, no, maybe it is. Maybe it's just. Yeah, well. And I feel like it's interesting because. So I don't know if that's just taking up all the air in the room. Right. Like, I mean, sometimes I feel like the answer is the reason there's not a lot of pop star romances is because everyone assumes that they're going to be Taylor Swift and maybe they can't be anything else or just that. I think for me, I mean, I don't know. I think for me too. I will say I think there's some things that are always a really hard sell, right. And like, so we've talked before about how there's a million dukes, but there's never, like, kings or princes, Right? You know, there's a million billionaire romances, but how many of us actually know a billionaire, right? Like, that's all like, weird fantasy stuff. So I think part of it is too, is like one of the only things that we all know about Rockstar is in Real life is that they're all cheating on. They're cheaters. I don't know. I mean, look at Dave Grohl. So I think part of it is I wonder if it's just, like, a harder sell, you know, like, it had its day, but I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I mean, but the reality is, like, I think in indie, it doesn't seem to be a hard sell at all.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, both those series are both not recent.
Sarah McLean
No, no, no, no, no.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
I think.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I don't know. I mean, like, I think there's something very real about celebrity not being as popular in romance.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
As hockey. Weird, right? Because it feels like sports should. They're just as much celebrities.
Jennifer Prokop
Well, so this is like, another interesting question, which is. This one is from. Who answered this? Sorry, who asked this? Oh, from someone whose username is not Sarah, which is funny. Other than racism, do we think there's a reason that sports don't seem to be taking off in the same way hockey has? And I was like, no, I think it's racism.
Sarah McLean
Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
I think it's a similar thing, though. I mean, here's the thing that's interesting, though, to me. One of the things that's interesting to me, and I've talked about this before, the thing that is different about hockey romances now versus sports romance, classically in romance, is that a lot of sports romance were about, like, men at the end of their careers, exiting. What am I going to do now? I'm 33. Right. And a lot of these sports romances are instead, about, like, very young men. Right. I'm in college. I'm about to go to the, you know, the NHL or whatever. So I wonder if part of it is just like, this is a sport that seems dominated by younger players as opposed to. I mean, I mean, obviously that's not true. Right. Like, every sport is like. But, like, the pinnacle of. I mean, I don't know. I really. I don't think NHL players are celebrities except to hockey watchers. And hockey is the smallest.
Sarah McLean
No, I mean, I think.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
You're right. You're right. In fact, as I said it, as you started talking, I was like, actually, like, who is hounded by paparazzi? Like, yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, I mean, Caitlin Clark. Right. I mean, not. Not as a. No. But not as paparazzi. Not like that. You're right. Like, I think she gets lots of.
Sarah McLean
Serena Williams is hounded by paparazzi.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. I think it's movie stars.
Sarah McLean
I'm not sure that there's anybody. I mean, like, who's the biggest sports? I mean, Serena is the biggest sports athlete. The biggest athlete. Right.
Jennifer Prokop
But I mean, she's not a professional. She's not playing anymore.
Sarah McLean
I mean. Okay, so who's the biggest athlete right now? LeBron doesn't have paparazzi following around.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. I think it's movie stars.
Sarah McLean
I don't know. Pop stars, movie stars. There's something different about. It's not the same. It's not the same in the zeitgeist either.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I don't know. Well, here we are, smart people who just don't know stuff.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. Sometimes we don't know. All right, what do we think is going to be trending next year?
Sarah McLean
That's from Amanda. Oh, God, I don't know. I mean, it's going to be fantasy. It is. It's going to be romantic. All the books that have been selling, I mean, like, so when I say that, I mean. Yeah, I track because it is my job. Sales, like books like books that are purchased by publishers, you know, and all the big books that are coming out next year in romance are romantasy. You know, it'll still be. Emily Henry will have a book out.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
Like, I mean, like, there'll be lots of people who are regulars who have books out next year, but I don't think it's going to be anything new.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
I think we are in the fan. We are in romantasy land right now. So, I don't know, buy more historicals. But wait, while we're talking about romance dating, I want to talk about Jenny Holiday's Halloween costume.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, my God. It's amazing. I love this woman so much.
Sarah McLean
Everybody, Jenny Holiday is having a great year. And the reason why that is happening, I think, is because Joshua Jackson did her audiobook, first of all, amazing. Which listen, no notes on that. That's terrific. And then she went to a. We're gonna. We'll put a link to this in show notes. She went to a Halloween party this weekend and she dressed as a uterus? And the picture of her in all pink.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
With her arms out holding pink. Pink balloons.
Jennifer Prokop
Right. Well, did you read the Instagram caption about how she had, like, things inside the pink balloons that were supposed to be eggs, but they kept popping? And I was like, that's amazing.
Sarah McLean
A Jenny Holiday. The greatest Jenny Holiday. If you haven't read Jenny Holiday books, you absolutely should. We love her here at Faded Maids. She's having a great year. You can also read her in audio with Joshua Jackson in your ears. So.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, sure.
Sarah McLean
That is our gift to you. When you're done with this episode today, on the first Tuesday of November.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
Head over and download that book and enjoy the rest of your day.
Jennifer Prokop
Do you, Are you a big Halloween family?
Sarah McLean
Sarah, we are not.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, I know Halloween just passed everybody, but you know, we are not.
Sarah McLean
I mean, yeah, I have a pumpkin. I have pumpkins on my thing.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
You know, we have a skeleton. Like you have a child in the United States.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. Like, yeah.
Sarah McLean
You put out a decoration.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
My daughter, you know, is a witch this year. Like, you know, we're fine, but we're not. Like.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, like over the top. Yeah.
Sarah McLean
No. I would ask you, but I already know the answer.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, I'm not super into Halloween. No, not really. Not. Not my favorite. I think I work in a middle school. I think if you work in a school, you just have a different relationship to some of the big candy holidays.
Sarah McLean
Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not. But right now I am.
Jennifer Prokop
I am.
Sarah McLean
Mainlining this bizarre romance series. And like, I, I, I gotta tell you about it, Jen.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay, I wanna hear it.
Sarah McLean
Okay. So it started because I was reading, I don't know, it started. Cause I was reading something else on ku, just looking for something. As I described it to Eric today, you know, like when you play just, you're just like playing Bejeweled on your phone and it's just like, you're just like, it's just over you.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
Like, it's how I feel. Some people just watch like the Bachelorette reruns, like just, it just washes over you and it makes you feel just like calm and like it's just warm water. It's like a warm bath. Right. For no real reason at all. I have been looking for this kind of feeling this month. And so I have started reading these books. Have you read anything by Evie Rose?
Jennifer Prokop
No, I don't think so.
Sarah McLean
Okay. So I honestly, I can't, as per usual, I can't name any of the books. But they are all basically about men who run the London mafia.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
But so like first of all, London Mafia. Second of all, all of their names are neighborhoods in London. So it's like, you know, Mr. Kensington and Mr. Mayfair.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. That's how it works, I believe.
Sarah McLean
Camden. Right. They all have names. London neighborhoods. Give it like that's, those are their actual names. And they all appear to run like businesses. Like they all, they're most many of these are assistant boss. Boss assistant romances. Which everybody knows is like my thing.
Jennifer Prokop
Garbage for it. For sure.
Sarah McLean
Some are age gap romances. There's a lot of breeding in these books. I mean, there's just a lot going on in here that's like, you know, ku.
Jennifer Prokop
But also kidnapping Unlimited to you, Sarah.
Sarah McLean
Kidnapping unlimited. No, but they're not. But. No, but these are not dark and like, you could not.
Jennifer Prokop
No, this is like I told you.
Sarah McLean
They are mafia romances. But they're. They are not mafia. These are billionaire books, by the way. All of these men are billionaires.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
From mafia business. And like, these men work in businesses where, like, they go to work every day in the mob. Quote.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
But like, they have marketing departments and like, big meetings about, like, stuff.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
This is like Enterprise Holdings. Mafia. Enterprise Holdings Ltd. Right.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And then like, assistants are all like research assistants or like, I don't know what they're hired for. It's confusing to me because they all work in like, high rise buildings, but, like, their job is mafia.
Jennifer Prokop
Right.
Sarah McLean
This. Ken's job is mafia. And I have to tell you, I have now read like, four in a row.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And I can't tell you why except that I'm like, you know, really enjoying myself just like casually reading these.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, I think that that is sometimes how it goes. Right?
Sarah McLean
These are. And yeah, and they're just like, yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
Sometimes that's just how it goes.
Sarah McLean
And they're all like. They've all been wildly in love with their assistance for years, of course. And then something happens. Like the one that I just finished.
Jennifer Prokop
I for sure read one of these.
Sarah McLean
Okay. Okay, I'm looking at these now.
Jennifer Prokop
For sure.
Sarah McLean
The one that I just finished. She. He. She thinks that on. On Wednesday afternoons. Like, he. She's like, I don't know what he does, but he's never in the office. And so. And because, like, the job is mafia, there isn't like a ton of paperwork or anything. So, like, when he's not there, she doesn't have anything really to do, I think. And so.
Jennifer Prokop
Wait, can I quote the Wire for a minute? Stringer Bell being like, motherfucker, are you gonna take notes on a criminal conspiracy? There's no paper in the office. No. Just makes sense. What's she doing?
Sarah McLean
I don't even know. So she's like, I just. He's not here on Wednesday afternoons. So I just like, read my dirty books. Right. Like, I read my romance novels and she's reading, like, basically like Ice Planet Barbarians. It's not named, but like blue aliens and humans and like, breeding Right. And so she's like, so I'm just gonna, like, be here and, like, you know, read my Ice Planet Barbarians book. So she's like, you know, like, all of us. She's reading Ice Planet Barbarians at work. She just decides she's gonna masturbate, like, just in the cube.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, what else could you possibly do? Makes sense. Sarah.
Sarah McLean
Totally normal. Who among us? So she, like, starts to masturbate, and then all of a sudden, he, like, materializes behind her, and he's like, hello? And she's like, oh, shit. My, like, hot silver fox boss caught me masturbating at my cube. To Ice Planet Barbarians at work, like, during the workday. And he's like, I think we should go inside my office and talk about this in, like, that stern, like, Mafia daddy way. And then, like, they go into his office and he closes the door and he's like, why don't you sit over there and continue to read your book and masturbate in the privacy of my office while I do some work?
Jennifer Prokop
You know? Remember how I was like, I really like these Cynthia Sachs books. Yeah, for sure. There is one called the Good Assistant where this plot happens.
Sarah McLean
The same plot where. Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
Well, I don't know if it was Ice Planet Barbarians because it predates it. But same, same, same energy. Like, she's the assistant. He does not do Mafia. He does real estate. Same energy. Kind of.
Sarah McLean
What could she possibly be doing while he's out of the office?
Jennifer Prokop
Right? I mean, and so he comes back and, you know, catches her.
Sarah McLean
I don't know. I don't know, everyone. But I'm just saying, I'm not hating these.
Jennifer Prokop
The problem with books like this is.
Sarah McLean
Like, it's the first Tuesday in November. Everyone.
Jennifer Prokop
Whatever.
Sarah McLean
Leave me alone.
Jennifer Prokop
The problem isn't that you can't enjoy these books is that, like, you. It's like, eat. It's back to, like, eating candy.
Sarah McLean
Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
And you're like, yeah, these are going down great. Everything's awesome. And then you just hit the one, and all of a sudden, you're like, on the third word of page 40th, and you're like, I gotta stop right now.
Sarah McLean
No, I see. I'm done.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. You know, just gotta know when to stop. That's all. Amazing.
Sarah McLean
All right, what else? I have one other thing.
Jennifer Prokop
Wait. You were gonna tell me about a TV show you were watching but then got distracted by Mafia Job? Mafia Job?
Sarah McLean
TV show I was watching.
Jennifer Prokop
Maybe I made that up.
Sarah McLean
I think you were making that up.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay, maybe I got confused.
Sarah McLean
I did Post a thread. The other day. Oh, Jen, here's a question.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Okay. I have a question for you. The other day, I was in. Where the fuck was I? The gynecologist's office. All good stories start here.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
So I was there for my annual. And I was waiting in the, like, waiting room, and there was, like, you know, music playing. Muzak playing. Except it wasn't Muzak. It was Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack, obviously. And when I tell you, Jennifer, I was catapulted back to your own sexual awakening. Like, I just. I mean. Yeah. But also, like, I have never. I don't think I have ever in my life had such a, like, visceral.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Return to puberty.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
As I did in this moment.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
My Dirty Dancing tape. Cassette tape was played out.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
With, like, every single song from that soundtrack. Like, I can. I can name that whole soundtrack. I can sing every word of that soundtrack. And here's my question for you. Is there a soundtrack that I feel that way about?
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. You loved, I would say. Yeah. Cause soundtracks were a big deal.
Sarah McLean
I owned this. Eric, who is a music everybody. Eric is, like, a musician. He's like, a real person who cares about music. And it enrages him that when we, like, got together and our CD collections kind of merged.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Basically, all of my musical knowledge is like, one song from a soundtrack.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, yeah, completely. Well, that's. Cause that's the thing is, like, there's no Spotify. And so discoverability. You had to, like, be like. Okay, that was on a cool soundtrack. Right. Like, otherwise, you just heard the same top 40 stuff on the radio station that everybody else heard.
Sarah McLean
Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
So that was, like, a big deal. I would say. There were two. The Footloose soundtrack was a banger. Come on.
Sarah McLean
Sure.
Jennifer Prokop
And again, same thing, like, where I'll hear one of those songs and be like, Pretty in Pink, I will go ahead and say, is, like a. Oh, interesting.
Sarah McLean
Sure.
Jennifer Prokop
I'm a little bit older than you, and that was like, a really big. That was a really big soundtrack because it had, like, a cool New Order song. I didn't know Shell Shock on it, as opposed to just like, you know, Blue Monday.
Sarah McLean
I mean, like, for a long time, the only David Bowie song I really, like, really knew was Fame from the Pretty Woman soundtrack.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And then I. Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, I am a little embarrassed to admit that I learned about Dusty Springfield from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack.
Sarah McLean
Oh, well, that soundtrack is a banger.
Jennifer Prokop
Right?
Sarah McLean
I mean, every single.
Jennifer Prokop
Every song.
Sarah McLean
Truthfully, Quentin Tarantino, as I think we've discussed, is like, a very big problematic fade for me. And like, all of his soundtracks are just terrific.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. You know, it's really funny because I was thinking about this too, because you earlier mentioned, like, last week's Ice episode about. Yeah, I see Dead People episode and I forgot that one of. So one of the things I like, said in that episode was just like, I do not do body horror. I don't do corpses. And I had forgotten, like, a big reason why was the Madonna video for oh Father. And I don't know if you remember this video, but I. In this video, there's a little girl who like, runs up to like, a coffin with a body in it, and she stands up on the step stool to look at it and she sees that, like, the lips are sewn together. And I really was like, oh, no. Exactly. And so a lot of my. And I.
Sarah McLean
It's funny, that thing. I will confess, I have never been to an open casket, so I don't.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, well, I have been to quite a few. I don't know if that is true.
Sarah McLean
I don't know, Sarah, they Do they have to hide the seam? Come on.
Jennifer Prokop
I listen all just talking about it. Okay.
Sarah McLean
I don't know. It's fine.
Jennifer Prokop
But I'm just telling you, like, it was funny because I was like, where does this come from? Like, this really, like, strong. No, thank you. Feeling about, like, working with the bodies of the dead. And I was like, I think a Madonna video. You Madonna?
Sarah McLean
Sure.
Jennifer Prokop
Madonna, though, had great videos.
Sarah McLean
God, don't say that. Madonna is. Okay.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, no, of course. But in this one way, you could. You didn't have to go that hard. You didn't have to go that hard. Madonna.
Sarah McLean
Madonna was an artist.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. Oh, yeah, right.
Sarah McLean
And so we all just. We all just lived in her world.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. I mean, the Dick Tracy soundtrack, believe it or not, has a couple of amazing moments.
Sarah McLean
Here's the truth about Dick Tracy. Now we're really. Listen, everybody. I hope you're enjoying this. We're really giving you a full banter experience.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
First of all, I. When I was about 15. No, probably younger, 13 or 14, because. Okay, here's the difference. Now that I have a child, what's shocking to me is how much is available to kids, media wise, in the sense that, like, when we sit down on a Friday night, like, we didn't have to go to Blockbuster to pick a movie. Like, we're not like, starting. If it's 8:15. We're not starting 15 minutes into the Poseidon Adventure with Shelly Duvall. Like, her name wasn't Shelley Duvall. This is gonna bother me, but. But it's a different Shelley. So the. You know. But you know what I mean? Like, you know, like, watching you, like, get to pick the movie you want to watch.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
So it wasn't like that when we were young. And for some reason. No. I know why my dad was obsessed with, like, Turner Classic Movies. Like that. That was a. Like, if there wasn't sport. If there wasn't, like, Italian. If he couldn't get Italian. Soccer, Right?
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Or football on a weekend, he would have. It would be Turner Classic Movies. And so there were a lot of movies that, like, I have seen most. Yeah, like, I've seen a lot.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, I've seen it. I've seen Turner Classic Movies.
Sarah McLean
Right.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
And I was, like, obsessed with Warren Beatty because young Warren Beatty was a snack.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, it was. Old Warren Beatty was, too, to be honest.
Sarah McLean
Yeah, no shit. Right? And so, like, kind of like a legend for lots of reasons. So, like, I had. I watched every Warren Boot. Every Warren Beatty movie. I had pictures of Warren Beatty on my walls. Like, young Warren Beatty, like, he was. Him and Marlon Brando. Right. Were like snacks. It's diff. Listen, I know about Marlon Brando now, but I didn't know about Marlon Brando then.
Jennifer Prokop
So you've known.
Sarah McLean
Just good looking. And so when Dick Tracy came out, it was like, oh, my God, Warren Beatty is, like, in a real movie now. That's like, kind of for me. And then, like, watching him and Madonna and then, remember, they dated, like.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, yeah, right. Of course.
Sarah McLean
What a time.
Jennifer Prokop
Listen, that was the time of, like, that was happening when she made that movie.
Sarah McLean
Yes, the Madonna documentary.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah. Right. Which I have seen at least a million times.
Sarah McLean
Of course you have. I had the book, man.
Jennifer Prokop
Who didn't? I did not have. My friend Sean did in college, and we were all like, whoa.
Sarah McLean
Oh, I had the book. I don't know why my parents would like, okay, whatever you want. I was the third child by 10 years. They were like, look.
Jennifer Prokop
You're like, sure.
Sarah McLean
Are you alive? Are you breathing? You're fine. What can I do for you? All right. I also have one other thing that I want to talk to you about.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay.
Sarah McLean
So I forget what was happening, but the fade of mates account put something on threads.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay.
Sarah McLean
Seven Deadly Sins maybe was the episode.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay.
Sarah McLean
And somebody replied. And I don't think you saw. I literally cut it to paste it into a text to you. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do this. I'm saving this for banter. Because they replied. And the suggestion in the reply was so wild to me that I was like, I have to talk to Jen about this.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, okay, I'm ready in person. Probably not ready.
Sarah McLean
This person was like, I have started listening to more episodes of Fated Mates. I really just started by only listening to the Derek Craven Day episodes.
Jennifer Prokop
Fair. I was like, I appreciate that.
Sarah McLean
What an odd collection of episodes. Like, what I envision is this person just like every February 4th is like.
Jennifer Prokop
It'S Eric Craven Day.
Sarah McLean
It's time to see what these bitches are up to.
Jennifer Prokop
I still listen.
Sarah McLean
Like, our wackiest episodes.
Jennifer Prokop
Maybe that's what's so great about it.
Sarah McLean
And now she's like, but I. The seven Deadly Sins. She listens to the seven Deadly Sins episode and was like, this is good. I guess.
Jennifer Prokop
I guess I could do other ones. I've got to tell you, the one we had with Kate during the pandemic, that is probably one of my all time favorite episodes. Like, I laugh every time I listen to it. Like sometimes I. I know that sounds stupid, everybody, but sometimes I'm like, what is. What's a surefire banger that's going to make me laugh? I'm like, yeah, and me about something. I love Derek Craven.
Sarah McLean
That is the Derek Craven would Never episode.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
Where we just like ask, would Derek Craven share his cake pops with you? Absolutely.
Jennifer Prokop
Like, but he would also be like, what the fuck is a cake?
Sarah McLean
Be like, why is this not a cake? This is twee.
Jennifer Prokop
Maybe we should revisit that. Because we're always like, now, like, what should we do for Derek Craven Day? You know, like, we could never top it. But remember the year that you remember the year that you were just like, we're celebrating quietly at home and I.
Sarah McLean
Was like, a answer into this house on Derek Craven Day. And I was like, Jen, I. Yeah.
Jennifer Prokop
I can't do that.
Sarah McLean
I am literally moving into a new house. We can't do this. So we. We celebrated quietly.
Jennifer Prokop
Some people get like a big car with a bow on a big holiday. You got a house. Well done on a holiday.
Sarah McLean
For those of you who don't know, our proudest achievement here.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
If you Google is not many of the things that we have been doing this year. It is. The fact that we invented a holiday is that if you. If you Google Derek Craven Day in Chrome, go. Will tell you.
Jennifer Prokop
In Chrome? Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Is it just in Chrome?
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, I think so. Everybody else is like, that's not Real chrome is like, boom. Let's put it in a box and put it up at the top point of order.
Sarah McLean
I do not have chrome. Oh, so it is not chrome. Let's see. Well, maybe right now. Maybe Craven Day.
Jennifer Prokop
Okay. See?
Sarah McLean
Oh, no, it doesn't at the top of Safari anymore. But it used to say Derek Craven Day is February 4th anyway. But it does pop up immediately. Derek Craven day is 24 24, which is.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, I mean, that's a big. Come on. Amazing. Honestly, amazing. Wait.
Sarah McLean
Oh, but while we're doing this, we started with Punky Brewster.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, yeah, sure.
Sarah McLean
Hang on. Punky Brewster. Soleil Moon Fry. Yes, obviously. God, if I would not have been able to pull that out.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, no, not at all.
Sarah McLean
She.
Jennifer Prokop
I wouldn't. This could go terribly wrong. I just don't think we should be Googling celebrities from our childhood.
Sarah McLean
No, there was a Punky Booster reboot during the pandemic. See, who knew On Peacock, Everybody. So head over there and do that. She voices a Bratz doll.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
No, no.
Jennifer Prokop
See, this is why everybody. To answer the question, you can't have a pop star because they're not going to be famous forever.
Sarah McLean
And now you're left wondering, child star, too. I didn't realize this. She only two years older than me.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
Like, she was like.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, no, she.
Sarah McLean
I'm sorry. Everybody to report. You know, she does. She gets work, though. She's a voice in the proud family, which is a show that people really like. But yeah, anyway.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, I mean, just like sometimes. Listen. Sometimes I think about like Winterborns, you know, the department store, and I'm like, it's out of business now. It's just like at a dead mall surrounded by parking lots.
Sarah McLean
Don't you think it's more like. I don't know. That feels like. It's like Bloomingdale's, doesn't it? Like, feels like in the Claypus. In the Claypus world.
Jennifer Prokop
I mean, I'm just saying, capitalism goes for everybody. Capitalism comes after all of us sooner or later. Sarah in Winterbourne.
Sarah McLean
We were supposed to keep this up. We're not doing that. Anyway, we love you. Even if you only listen to the Derek Craven Day episodes.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure.
Sarah McLean
And you wouldn't have. You didn't listen to us today. I don't know what to say about that.
Jennifer Prokop
She, like, doesn't even know we were talking about her.
Sarah McLean
But if you did enjoy this, you can get this whole experience.
Jennifer Prokop
Yes.
Sarah McLean
Once a month, if you join the patreon@betamates.net. patreon.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah.
Sarah McLean
What else. Is there anything else we want to say?
Jennifer Prokop
No. Good luck to everybody.
Sarah McLean
We recommended other podcasts. I recommended this, like, Mafia Business People series.
Jennifer Prokop
Sure. Yes, you did.
Sarah McLean
Head to the show notes for whatever we said we'd put in show notes. And then if you really. If you want to, like, just go talk about books with somebody else, head over to the Patreon and join the discord.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, tomorrow we'll be back with our mermaid episode. Super fun. Special guest. Special guest. And then, yeah, we've got great episodes through the end of the year. I'm really excited. We've.
Sarah McLean
I've been reading a lot.
Jennifer Prokop
Yeah, me too. Me too. A lot.
Sarah McLean
And it feels like. It feels like school when you get to this level. You're like, oh, God, I have to find books to talk about. But actually, the episode that comes. What is it? Next week's episode.
Jennifer Prokop
Oh, yeah, that'll be fun.
Sarah McLean
1. I'm already reading for and really enjoying it.
Jennifer Prokop
So I've also been, like, trying to come up with, like, some new strategies for, like, when we, like, plan in advance. Like, then I, like, kind of do my research, and then I, like, make a little collection on my Kindle and put the books in there so that I can kind of just be like, all right, hey, I've got to read. Blah, blah, blah. I've already done this work. Now I just have to, like, check these books out. So we'll see what happens.
Sarah McLean
Everyone, this is Faded mates. I'm Sarah McLean. I'm here with my friend Jen Procop, and you can find us usually on Wednesdays, but today's Tuesday, and we love you a lot.
Jennifer Prokop
We do. We do. Good times ahead.
Fated Mates - November 2024 Banter+ Episode Summary
Release Date: November 5, 2024
Sarah MacLean opens the episode with playful banter, referencing the popular "Surprise, surprise" meme (00:00). Both hosts, Sarah MacLean, a bestselling romance author, and Jen Prokop, a romance critic, humorously discuss the nature of the episode being an unexpected release on a typical Tuesday. They introduce this edition as a "Banter Plus" episode—normally exclusive to Patreon subscribers—but decide to make it available to all listeners as a special treat (03:11).
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The conversation shifts to the recent developments in the WNBA, highlighting the Indiana Fever's coaching changes and the broader instability within the league (11:04). Sarah and Jen express their confusion and frustration over the high turnover rate of coaches, questioning the reasons behind these abrupt changes.
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Sarah recommends the podcast "Good Game" hosted by Sarah Spain, which focuses exclusively on women's sports. She describes a standout episode featuring Christine Brennan, highlighting the host's effort to address problematic behavior in sports journalism (14:11).
Jen introduces "Finally a Show about Women that isn't just a thinly veiled act inspirational nightmare," a documentary-style podcast that delves into the daily lives of diverse women. Both hosts encourage listeners to explore these podcasts for enriching content beyond their own (17:04).
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The hosts share nostalgic stories about their first jobs, providing a glimpse into their early work experiences and how these shaped their personalities.
Sarah MacLean recounts working at her father’s scrap metal company in Rhode Island, interacting with truck drivers and managing the scale (21:15). She humorously describes dealing with attempts to game the system by truckers adding water to their trucks.
Jen Prokop talks about her first job at a gas station, handling customer interactions and the challenges of working in the convenience store during the school year (25:02). She fondly remembers working at Hope’s Cookies and how that job led to long-lasting positive memories despite initial frustrations.
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Sarah and Jen discuss their experiences watching the Avengers movies with their daughters, navigating differing interests and the complexities of sharing superhero fandom with young children. Sarah shares a heartfelt moment when her daughter asked about their favorite Avengers characters outside their superhero personas, leading to a discussion about Bruce Banner and Tony Stark (29:01).
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The conversation shifts to the impact of soundtracks on their lives. Sarah reminisces about how Eric Carmen’s "Hungry Eyes" from Dirty Dancing played at her gynecologist’s office evoked strong nostalgic feelings (57:25). They discuss various iconic soundtracks, including Pulp Fiction and Dick Tracy, and how certain songs became intertwined with personal memories.
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Sarah and Jen humorously talk about their in-house holiday, "Derek Craven Day," celebrating their beloved character Derek Craven. They describe the novelty of having a self-invented holiday and the playful interactions it has sparked among their listeners, particularly those who favor episodes centered around Derek Craven (64:32).
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Sarah enthusiastically recommends Evie Rose’s Mafia-themed romance novels, describing their unique setting where male characters are named after London neighborhoods and run mafia businesses with a corporate twist (50:42). She details plot elements from the books, highlighting the blend of mafia intrigue and romance, and shares her enjoyment of reading multiple books in the series consecutively.
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As the episode wraps up, Sarah and Jen promote their Patreon, encouraging listeners to join for exclusive content and access to the Banter Plus episodes. They tease upcoming episodes, including a special mermaid-themed show with a guest (70:58). The hosts express excitement for future discussions and thank their audience for their support.
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This special Banter+ episode of Fated Mates offers listeners a delightful blend of casual conversation, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on sports, podcasts, and romance literature. Through humorous exchanges and heartfelt stories, Sarah MacLean and Jen Prokop provide an engaging listening experience that both entertains and resonates with their audience. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, this episode encapsulates the essence of what makes Fated Mates a beloved romance novel podcast.
For more detailed discussions and exclusive content, consider joining Fated Mates’ Patreon community. Stay tuned for upcoming episodes featuring special guests and exciting themes!