Podcast
Feelings and F-Bombs
Hosted by Madeline Smith, Alexis Warthen · EN
Feelings and F-Bombs is an unfiltered deep dive into the beautiful mess of being human. Hosted by Madeline and Alexis, this podcast explores the highs, lows, and WTF moments of life and relationships — with humor, heart, and zero pretense. From emotional growth to romantic red flags, each episode untangles the stuff we all go through but rarely say out loud. Expect bold conversations, personal stories, and the kind of honesty that feels like a late-night talk with your smartest, funniest best friends.
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Condoms, Grief, and Time Isn't Real
1w ago00:36:33Tap to summarizeDealing with loss, kiwi skin, and nuclear explosions in space?? Yeah…this episode has RANGE. We go from “what has us f*cked up” to “time isn’t real” real quick. Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster 🎢 Want to help us buy more smoothies? Help us out and LIKE the video if you laughed, related, or spiraled with us! Referenced book: How Not to Die Referenced episode: Anxious Minds & Absurd Questions FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfb...FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsand...WATCH ON YOUTUBE:  / @feelingsfbombsLISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5IFbhEz...LISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...BUSINESS INQUIRIES: ffbombspod@gmail.comTIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Cold open & condoms 06:07 Flu while pregnant & overnight hospital visit 10:00 Alexis processes grief (Live. How fun!) 20:00 Time is a construct (deep dive) 31:00 Money, productivity & life balance 34:00 Closing thoughts & outro
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Anxious Minds & Absurd Questions: A Very Unstable Episode
4w ago00:41:24Tap to summarizePOV: you came for a chill podcast… and stayed for pregnancy chaos, doomsday panic, and the most unhinged “would you rather” questions 😭🍷We’re talking: – being pregnant has Madeline f*cked up in the best (and worst?) way – social media messing with your brain – AND a few cringe moments to consider in your Would You Rather game. Grab your drink (real or fake, no judgment) and laugh/cringe with us… it only gets worse from here 💀Please LIKE the video if you laughed, related, or spiraled with us! Referenced book: The Anxious Generation Referenced episode: Real women fart too TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Intro: Grab your wine, weed, & whatever you need3:18 – Big knockers + “What Has You F*cked Up”11:41 – Texas Weather Panic/Snowpocalypse 2.0?17:58 – Fearmongering, Social Media + Anxiety Talk21:39 – Would You Rather Game (Impossible addition)
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SHE ENGAGED!! And Then We Spiraled
Mar 1700:34:20Tap to summarizeWe’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, sugar-fueled chaos, and emotional growth disguised as absolute nonsense. In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis dive into life updates that start off wholesome and quickly spiral into… well, everything. We’re talking pregnancy cravings that feel illegal, skiing disasters that humble you instantly, and a literal movie-scene engagement story that somehow includes horses, yellow snow, and near wipeouts. 💍❄️ It’s funny, reflective, mildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding. Thanks for being here—we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Please LIKE the video if you laughed, related, or spiraled with us 💍🌀 Last Episode: https://youtu.be/ccN4SFMrS6Y?si=pSBgwS2TUI80aAZK FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BD LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5IFbhEzrlxBLkfG9ndTXLu?si=0b014b1106964695 LISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: ffbombspod@gmail.com
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Let's Talk Body Image and Eating Habits: TRIGGER WARNING
Mar 200:36:19Tap to summarizeWelcome in, eavesdroppers. 💌✨ This one gets real—like “snuggle up with a blanket and maybe text your therapist” real. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline + Alexis start with chaos (Roscoe’s tippy-taps included), accidentally roast capitalism, and somehow land in a deeply honest conversation about body image, the scale, food guilt, and what “being healthy” even means when your brain is doing the most. We also cover: pregnancy swelling, the sacred science of “mom butt,” scrunch-butt shorts as a push-up bra for your cheeks, and the emotional timeline of learning how to be nice to yourself… without becoming a robot who only eats protein and sadness. TRIGGER WARNING: We discuss body image and relationship with food/eating habits. If that’s tender for you right now, you can skip around using the timestamps below. You’re not alone, and we’re really glad you’re here. 🤍 Referenced in this episode: The Anxious Generation: https://www.anxiousgeneration.com/book Resources (if this episode brings stuff up): National Eating Disorders Association (NEDA): screening + support options: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/ ANAD (free eating disorder support groups): https://anad.org/ If you’re in immediate danger or need urgent help: call/text 988 (US Suicide & Crisis Lifeline): https://988lifeline.org/ or your local emergency number Please LIKE the video if you enjoyed it (or if you also believe we deserve rights and asses). 😌 Last Episode: https://youtu.be/n64Y13lxKRU?si=_fuH03_ujpxktDWF FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== BUSINESS INQUIRIES: ffbombspod@gmail.com TIME STAMPS: 00:00 — Trigger Warning + What We’re Covering Today 01:13 — Monday Check-In + Rosco's Tippy-Taps 03:01 — New Year Brain: Deadlines Aren’t Real 10:12 — Pregnancy Swelling + “Mom Butt” Watch Party 17:15 — Body Image + Food Talk Deep Dive (TRIGGER WARNING)
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Wet A$$ V-Day
Feb 1600:38:39Tap to summarizeWe’re celebrating Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: zero planning, alcohol-free wine, and emotional damage served with a side of chaos. 💌🍷✨ In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis get into the VERY important topics… like placebo drunkness, why sugar hits like crack now that we’re aging, and the terrifying realization that EpiPens are basically a “pause button” and not a “save button.” Then we shift into the Valentine’s Day vibe: horror stories, bare minimum exes, and the tragic reality of dating someone who simply… does not like you. And of course — we finish strong with our new favorite segment: WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition (aka: does it make you WET or does it make you want to put your panties in a LOCKBOX?) It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still weirdly healing. Thanks for being here. We love you and we mean it. 💘 PLEASE LIKE THE VID if you enjoyed it! References: Wop or Flop segment inspired by: Call Her Daddy x Cardi B YouTube channel mentioned: Smosh – Reddit Reads Last Episode: https://youtu.be/iVij4TmJ1qo?si=GuWHTtPgksn9vsGb FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BD LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5IFbhEzrlxBLkfG9ndTXLu?si=0b014b1106964695 LISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: ffbombspod@gmail.com TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – Cupid Sent Us… Alcohol-Free Wine 08:05 – Pregnant & Placebo Drunk in Public 13:45 – Engagement Ring Confirmed (We’re Screaming) 15:58 – EpiPens Are a Scam (Apparently??) 31:20 – WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition
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IT HAPPENED DURING SEX
Feb 200:28:57Tap to summarizeToday we start with tiny sips, zero shame, and bodily functions showing up uninvited. In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis reflect on end-of-year wins, unexpected momentum, and the weird feeling of things finally working out, while still managing to spiral immediately. We celebrate our first ever YouTube comment, talk growth (the kind you can measure and the kind you feel), and then issue a disclaimer for family members watching… right before Alexis tells the story of farting on her boyfriend during sex for the first time. Under the covers. In the dark. During a very intimate moment. (Yes, the relationship survived.) We wrap with softer New Year goals, evolving mindsets, pregnancy calm, cooking fails, and the ongoing mission to not accidentally poison your spouse. It’s funny, honest, mildly unhinged, and somehow grounding. Thanks for hanging out with us. We love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Submit your stories HERE: ffbombspod@gmail.com Last Episode: https://youtu.be/8P6G_oW_K7k?si=yWT5Ws5AAoCDqg-p Check out Alexis’s orange foot here: https://youtu.be/Zk3pkVD015Q?si=C-OoJbu_6IG_dPiB NYE Episode: https://youtu.be/UNvZbBOzspE?si=lhSAkt_YPtubnK0L Madeline’s first time editing an episode: https://youtu.be/20MB402UuaI?si=Hw1gKG4w9VfBhAH0 FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcFOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BDLISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: ffbombspod@gmail.com TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 – Tiny Sips & Chaos 02:18 – When Things Align 06:41 – Growth & Gratitude 13:49 – The Fart Story 21:15 – Gentle New Year Goals
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Real Women Fart Too!
Jan 1900:38:39Tap to summarizeWe’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, a pet vacuum we won’t shut up about, and emotional chaos disguised as personal growth. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis ease into the year with real-life updates that somehow turn into deep reflections, questionable internet behavior, and conversations that spiral exactly where they’re supposed to. We talk adult purchases that make you feel ancient, becoming the sole owner of a house (yes, with an ex present), unexpected career wins, and what it’s like when things finally start aligning — even when your brain wants everything to happen right now. We unpack instant gratification vs. enjoying the journey, human design revelations (including being labeled an extremist), and why maybe you’re not chaotic… maybe you’re just a manifesting generator. Things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn as we dive into TikTok algorithms exposing men everywhere, porn boundaries in relationships, golden retriever partners who somehow manage extremist energy, and the sacred timeline of farting in front of your significant other. Pregnancy gas, sleep farts, silent victories, and bathroom boundaries included — because nothing is off-limits here. It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Leave us a review if you enjoyed it!
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New Year, SAME CHAOS
Jan 500:46:23Tap to summarize🎉 HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉 We’re kicking off the year the only way we know how: non-alcoholic rosé, surprise cake, and emotional chaos. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis talk New Year superstitions, celebrate tiny wins (50 TikTok followers, we’re basically famous), and get real about trust issues, anxious attachment, acting out of character at work, and choosing growth even when it’s uncomfortable. We unpack the difference between intuition vs. trauma responses, why Snapchat is apparently the devil, how past relationships can make you feel situationally unhinged, and what it looks like to communicate needs without spiraling. We close things out with New Year goals that are less about hustling and more about joy, alignment, and doing fewer things at once. It’s funny, reflective, mildly unhinged, and exactly the energy we’re bringing into the new year. Thanks for being here! We love you, we mean it. 💌✨
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Not the It Girls Anymore (But Still the Girls)
Dec 2200:47:03Tap to summarizeIf you’re looking for a healthy dose of hilarious, unfiltered girl talk, this episode is for you. In this week’s Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis catch up on life updates that range from wholesome to what the actual f**.* We talk about best friends moving close enough to walk to, why adult book clubs are basically scheduled playdates, and the pure joy of boring, cozy lives. Madeline shares what pregnancy is actually like. Energy crashes, supportive partners, and the very real learning curve of pregnancy sex (including crying mid-act… it happens). Things take a scary turn when Alexis recounts a late-night encounter with a stranger that quickly escalates into a full-blown safety nightmare; yes, involving a gun and a Ring camera. Then we spiral (lovingly) into aging, realizing we’re no longer the “it girls,” and why that might actually be the best thing ever. We wrap it all up with gratitude, growth, and one truly unhinged group-chat moment involving sperm health, fantasy football, and a message that absolutely should not have been sent. It’s funny, vulnerable, a little spooky, and extremely real. Enjoy. 💋 💬 Tell us in the comments: Have you ever had a situation where your gut instinct kicked in and saved you? What happened? 📱 FOLLOW US TikTok | Instagram: @feelingsandfbombs | YouTube: @FeelingsFBombs Hosts: Madeline & Alexis ❤️ SUPPORT THE POD Like, comment, subscribe & share with a friend who needs to laugh today!
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Bad Dates, Baby Thoughts & Bold Bathroom Moments
Dec 900:54:41Tap to summarizeWelcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.If you’re here for:dating humorreal talkintrusive thoughts with microphonesquestionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring 03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?* 04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy 10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies?? 15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think) 16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories 16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga 25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips 38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story 40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power 49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma 53:13 — Lessons Learned + OutroEpisodes MentionedEp. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.💬 Tell us in the comments:Are YOU a public pooper or a home-only pooper? And what’s your cringiest dating story? 👀📱 FOLLOW USTikTok | Instagram: @feelingsandfbombs | YouTube : @FeelingsFBombs Hosts: Madeline & Alexis❤️ SUPPORT THE PODLike, comment, subscribe & share with a friend who needs to laugh today!
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