First Date with Lauren Compton: Special Needs Queens w/ Fiona Collie
Release Date: November 19, 2024
Host: Lauren Compton
Guest: Fiona Collie, Comedian and Viral Content Creator
In this lively and heartfelt episode of "First Date with Lauren Compton," host Lauren Compton engages in a candid conversation with Fiona Collie, a Nashville-based comedian known for her sharp wit and unique perspective on life as a person with a disability. The episode delves deep into Fiona's personal journey, her experiences in the comedy scene, and the intricacies of dating while navigating a rare neurological condition.
Introduction to Fiona Collie
Lauren kicks off the episode by introducing Fiona, highlighting her comedic talents and recent appearance on the popular show "Kill Tony." Fiona's ability to infuse humor into her experiences of living in a wheelchair sets the stage for an engaging and insightful dialogue.
Lauren (00:48): "She recently made her debut on Kill Tony, where she really stood out by making some really good jokes about being in a wheelchair."
Fiona's Journey in Comedy
Fiona shares her three-year journey in stand-up comedy, discussing how her disability has shaped her comedic voice and storytelling. She recounts her performances across the country, including recent shows in Fort Worth, Texas.
Fiona (02:05): "I'm doing standup all over the country, so you can see her anywhere."
Fiona also touches upon her experience touring with well-known comedians like Rodney Carrington, providing listeners with a glimpse into the life of a touring comedian.
Fiona (02:31): "Matt, my boyfriend, opens for him, so he travels. And Rodney tours all year round."
Personal Life and Relationships
The conversation shifts to Fiona's personal life, particularly her relationship with Matt, her boyfriend and fellow comedian. They've been dating for a year and a half, having met through their shared passion for comedy.
Lauren (02:10): "I'm gonna say a year and a half."
Fiona (02:19): "He's very good."
Fiona humorously discusses the challenges of maintaining a relationship while on tour, emphasizing the support Matt provides despite his hectic schedule.
Fiona (12:25): "Historically, no, but I am crushing this one."
Navigating Dating with a Disability
Fiona delves into the complexities of dating as a person with a disability, identifying three common types of men she encounters:
- The Fetishizer: Men who are attracted to her solely because of her disability.
- The Virtue Signalers: Men who date her to appear compassionate or socially aware.
- The Uncomfortable: Men who are interested until they learn about her disability, after which they lose interest.
Fiona (13:02): "Generally, it's the dude who wants to fuck you because you're disabled."
She shares poignant anecdotes, including a past relationship where her ex-boyfriend abandoned her during a dispute, highlighting the emotional toll of such experiences.
Fiona (14:05): "Men are fun."
Overcoming Challenges and Finding Love
Despite the challenges, Fiona expresses her gratitude for her current relationship with Matt, who brings maturity and understanding to the partnership. She contrasts this with her previous relationships, where she felt unsupported and undervalued.
Fiona (12:16): "I am crushing this one."
Her openness about her struggles and triumphs offers listeners a nuanced view of love and resilience in the face of adversity.
The "Tasting Menu" Segment
Lauren introduces a fun, rapid-fire question segment dubbed the "tasting menu," categorizing questions into appetizers, main courses, and desserts. This segment adds levity to the conversation, allowing Fiona to showcase her playful side.
Guilty Pleasures: Fiona admits her love for Amazon shopping and nighttime weed use, justifying the latter as a medical necessity.
Fiona (07:37): "Everything I wear is from Amazon."
Personal Red Flags: She humorously lists not wearing socks and drinking a bit too much as her red flags, attributing the latter to her Irish heritage.
Fiona (22:09): "I don't wear socks ever."
Favorite Position: Fiona candidly shares her favorite intimate position, offering a humorous take on the limitations posed by her wheelchair.
Fiona (32:48): "Missionary is my favorite one so far."
Sweetest Gesture: A touching story emerges as Fiona recounts how Matt installed grab bars beside their bed to aid her mobility, a gesture that brought her to tears.
Fiona (38:36): "It made me fucking cry."
Humorous Interactions and Banter
Throughout the episode, the playful banter between Lauren and Fiona keeps the tone light and engaging. They exchange jokes, with Lauren occasionally hitting on Fiona in jest, showcasing their comfortable rapport.
Lauren (24:02): "You have beautiful long hair. You have big boobs, thin arms, skinny legs. Like, you're in great shape."
Fiona (24:05): "Yeah. I'm like, I need. That's my bedtime routine."
Closing Thoughts and Social Media
As the episode winds down, Fiona shares her social media handles and website, encouraging listeners to follow her for more of her comedic content.
Fiona (40:04): "Fiona Collie on Instagram. And then my website is fionacoli.com."
Lauren expresses her appreciation for Fiona's humor and authenticity, leaving listeners with a sense of admiration for Fiona's strength and comedic talent.
Lauren (40:45): "I loved it. You have such a good sense of humor. Thank you. You guys have a great day and we'll see you later."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Fiona (04:34): "I was diagnosed with a rare, progressive disease called Friedrich's ataxia."
- Fiona (12:25): "I grapple. But, you know, he’s like nine years older than me..."
- Fiona (13:02): "Generally, it's the dude who wants to fuck you because you're disabled."
- Fiona (22:09): "I don't wear socks ever."
- Fiona (38:36): "It made me fucking cry."
- Fiona (07:37): "Everything I wear is from Amazon."
Final Thoughts
This episode of "First Date with Lauren Compton" offers a blend of humor, vulnerability, and insightful discussions about life, love, and the challenges of dating with a disability. Fiona Collie’s candidness and sharp wit provide listeners with both laughter and a deeper understanding of her journey, making for a compelling and memorable podcast experience.
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