Podcast
First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)
Hosted by Border Boss & Friends · EN
Two dying old men formerly active in the Albany hardcore scene rate and review obscure metal and hardcore 7" records as the light slowly fades from their eyes. Formerly and occasionally-still known as BORDER BOSS, a Taco Bell appreciation-cast.
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Episode 238 - Ice Nine
2w ago01:31:47Tap to summarizeAs citizens of the world with a mission to promote equality and international cooperation, we're here to consume very expensive yet narratively hollow overseas products AND the most dirt cheap homegrown entertainment available even if it's just a very locally popular bird. But ICE NINE weren't locally popular - they were so well know that our local hero Kurt Vonnegut wrote about them!
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Episode 237 - waco fuck
3w ago01:18:53Tap to summarizeCome with us to explore fruit and its meaning, tone and its qualities, height and its place, and magnets, how do they work? Now I'm starting to wonder if some algorithm is about to penalize me for not Q-Bert censoring WACO FUCK.
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Episode 236 - Doom
4w ago01:42:52Tap to summarizeThis is an episode about fast, stripped down music and you know your boys only like slow complicated things so we brought in a fast, stripped down ringer, TYLER HAMMER from the KINGS OF PUNK podcast to be our... uh... what's a non-sketchy word for a guide up the mountain? Oh speaking of mountains here's DOOM.
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Episode 235 - Red Reaction
May 2701:25:13Tap to summarizeAin't nothin' wrong if you wanna do the Club all night long. First Seven Inch Club, that is. I'm saying join our Patreon even though we included some Patreon cracklin's in here for free. Until then, belly up to the cosmic metal buffet as an appetizer to Western Mass's most inflamed main course, RED REACTION.
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Episode 234 - Clay People Ill Remembered
May 2001:58:52Tap to summarizeToday we are trying to overdose on time - desperately trying to shove the past, present and future into our bodies by force, walking down memory lane while sprinting away from cognitive decline, simultaneously old and young at once, comparing Larry Davids while shopping for dolls. The soundtrack is an alternate universe split from 1999's THE CLAY PEOPLE and ILL REMEMBERED.
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Episode 233 - Suppression Swing
May 1301:12:51Tap to summarizeThis week the price is right, but the vibe is wrong. We’re just trying to check out some records and Natalie Merchant won’t shut the hell up. Trouble me no further, Natalie, because the night belongs to me. Hey! SUPPRESSION SWING! Give ‘em what they want!
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Episode 232 - Flame On
May 601:33:38Tap to summarizeA Cubs baseball to the skull - for that you'd expect to pay 34.99 in stores but I'll tell you what... let's turn into into cash. Every caller that calls in, every hand that goes up... your cost... 14.99 SOLD Next up for bid - deluxe European import... luxury melodic expresso hardcore from FLAME ON - Get up and call in now!!
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Episode 231 - sperm crickets
Apr 2901:07:33Tap to summarizeThe world moves quickly and if you don't take time to catch up on the Avatar series, the Devil Wears Prada 2 will have come and gone before you even know it and the whole world my pass you by. Say while I have you here, have you heard the good news about semen grasshop... beg your pardon, ma'am I meant Sperm Crickets?
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Episode 230 - Inkwell
Apr 2201:23:01Tap to summarizeToday we are doing our best to stay free of the devil's dust but our families are starving and these collectible cards aren't getting any cheaper. Let's see if the printshop pros in INKWELL have any useful advice.
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Episode 229 - La Gritona
Apr 1501:33:22Tap to summarizeThis week we expand our operation into brick and mortar and sleep and sports as we drizzle a li'l taste of groove-honey all over our revolvers before letting the barrel blow to the sounds of LA GRITONA.
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