Bunny, Breakup, and Kanye's List

Summary

Podcast Summary: Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: Bunny, Breakup, and Kanye's List
Date: October 6, 2025
Hosts: Dana Carvey & David Spade
Theme: A comedic deep-dive into current pop culture events, showbiz behind-the-scenes, touring life, and rapid-fire banter on trending topics, with the classic Spade-Carvey wit.

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode revolves around Dana and David’s trademark rapid-fire riffing on current showbiz news, celebrity encounters, and behind-the-scenes tales from the comedy circuit. They discuss Adam Sandler’s tour, encounters with celebrities backstage, pop culture’s current obsessions (Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, NFL globalization), and the quirks of modern celebrity, before giving their irreverent takes on recent headlines—Nicole Kidman’s breakup, Kanye’s infamous “betrayal list,” Saudi investment in entertainment, the growing presence of AI in Hollywood, and bizarre medical advancements.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Stand-Up Life & Touring with Sandler

• Tour Stories: David recounts recently joining Adam Sandler on tour, performing in huge venues, and the surreal backstage environment—semi-trucks, monitors, and a rotating cast of comics and musicians.
  • “Adam is such a gigantic star... They're just so lasered in, like, are you in our town?... and then when they leave, they go, ‘Oh, hey, this fucking guy.’” (12:10, Spade)
• Celebrity Drop-Ins: Fun backstage cameos from David Letterman (for Sandler’s upcoming J. Kelly movie with George Clooney), Taylor Swift’s dad (who gifts David Swift guitar picks), and other big names.
  • Memorable Heartfelt Moment: Spade shares how Letterman complimented his SNL throwaway line—“He came in and he goes, ‘There's been no better use for a cast member than to have you do a throwaway line from the audience.’” (6:43, Spade)
• Comedic Camaraderie: Nick Swartzen's antics, group chat hijinks, and riffing about self-liking their own jokes in text chains (26:12, Spade & Carvey).

Celebrity Culture, Branding & Pop Phenomena

• Taylor Swift & NFL: The guys marvel over Taylor Swift’s insane global stats—comparing (and refusing to compare) her with the Beatles, the pop-culture dominance of “Swiffers,” and Travis Kelce’s own fame as “the football player.”
  • “Taylor Swift...has so many stats that have never been achieved before...but there’s only one Beatles. She’d agree, I’m sure.” (8:45, Spade)
• Branding/Commerce: Entertainers are now “businessmen” with brands and partnerships—think Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds—and how the landscape’s changed from their own early years in Hollywood.

Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban Breakup

• The guys share comedic takes on Hollywood divorces and the added discomfort of being a spouse with a partner doing racy scenes.
  • “That is hard, even though you’re faking it, I think.” (29:21, Spade)
  • “That's Hollywood, you know—average two years, no joke in Hollywood.” (28:23, Spade)
  • They riff on Kidman being the “queen” of mature actresses doing “highly sexualized movies,” and reflect on fame, relationships, and career choices.

Super Bowl Halftime: Bad Bunny

• Name Game: They riff on Bad Bunny’s stage name and joke about runner-ups like “Cruel Rat,” “Misbehaving Aardvark,” and “Good Bunny,” humorously revealing their disconnect from his music genre.
  • “Can somebody...Heather or you...tell me? His real name is Bad Rabbit.” (32:39, Spade)
• Cultural Commentary: They note the globalizing trend of the NFL, mock the logistics of international games, and bemoan streaming fragmentation.

Kanye West’s “Betrayal List”

• The hosts have fun exploring Kanye West’s viral list of people who “cannot be fixed,” joking about odd inclusions (Trump, Kim, Harriet Tubman, LeBron, his own kid).
  • “He went deeper...Harriet Tubman. She’s been in the stars for Curious George.” (37:45, Spade)
• The absurdity and meme-ability of modern celebrity drama is underlined.

Saudi Investment in Entertainment

• Discussion on Saudi Arabia acquiring EA Sports, Saudi “normalization” via sports and entertainment, and comic’s personal invitations to perform there—mixed with Spade & Carvey’s trademark discomfort with money and cultural appropriateness.
  • “Saudi Arabia is sort of running the table lately…they’ve got Tom Brady out of retirement, they’re just normalizing Saudi Arabia...” (43:00, Spade)

AI Actors & The Future

• Spade brings up “Tilly Norwood,” the emerging AI actress now being shopped around to agencies, and they question the future of acting—and comedians(!)—in an AI world.
  • “If an agency signs an AI actress, it’s pretty much over.” (49:23, Spade)

Quirky News Items

• Bone Glue: Quick riff on Chinese medical innovation—“bone glue” fixing fractures in minutes. Of course: “Well, bone glue, I call Viagra.” (47:56, Spade)
• John Malkovich’s Century-Locked Movie: They laugh about a movie made but locked away until 2115, joking about time capsules and PR stunts.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Letterman’s SNL Praise:
  • “He came in and he goes, ‘There's been no better use for a cast member than to have you do a throwaway line from the audience.’” (6:43, David Spade)
• On Taylor Swift vs. the Beatles:
  • “Taylor Swift...has so many stats that have never been achieved before...but there’s only one Beatles. She’d agree, I’m sure.” (8:45, Spade)
• On touring with Sandler:
  • “He’s got two, literally two semi trucks. It’s like a whole concert...We went out at Mohegan Sun, CT, and Letterman came.” (5:28, Spade)
• On Kidman-Urban’s Marriage:
  • “That is hard, even though you’re faking it, I think.” (29:21, Spade)
• On texting etiquette:
  • “My trick on the group chat...I write my joke and then guess what I do, Dana? ...I put a ha ha on it on my own.” (26:18, Spade)
• On NFL going global:
  • “Maybe not everything has to be worldwide. I mean, a small thing is you go buy a razor, and...next time you see [the] place, they sell everything under the sun. Just do the one thing you do right.” (35:26, Spade)
• On celebrity names:
  • “I heard one was...Misbehaving Aardvark.” (33:43, Carvey)
• On Saudi Arabia's Entertainment Spending:
  • “I guess you don’t like money, you don’t like work. I guess Saudi Arabia don’t want to work.” (43:49, Carvey)
• On AI actors:
  • “If an agency signs an AI actress, it’s pretty much over.” (49:23, Spade)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Touring War Stories & Celebrity Encounters: 2:17–13:50
  • Spade describes Sandler’s tour, Letterman drop-in, Taylor Swift’s dad (8:16)
• Taylor Swift/Beatles/NFL Branding: 8:40–11:21
• Hotel Woes & Travel Frustrations: 20:07–25:39
  • Spade on QR code breakfast (22:49), Dana’s Vegas sewage suite (23:43)
• Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban Divorce & Hollywood Marriages: 27:47–30:56
• Super Bowl Halftime/Bad Bunny Name Riffs: 32:33–34:51
• NFL International Expansion: 35:26–37:11
• Kanye’s Betrayal List: 37:11–38:43
• Saudi Arabia Buys EA Sports: 42:36–45:17
• AI Actress News: 48:57–50:17
• Closing: Malkovich Movie, Film Chat & Outro Banter: 51:13–54:54

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Final Thoughts

A classic, lively Carvey-Spade “Monday riff” episode—packed with sharp observations, behind-the-scenes comedy gossip, celebrity name-dropping, and the kind of banter that alternates between self-mocking industry wisdom and flat-out absurdity. If you like inside Hollywood, curmudgeonly (but warm) takes on celebrity culture, and rapid-fire jokes, this episode delivers.

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Oh, that must have been sweet. Locked and loaded. Hey, what are we going to talk about today? Because we gotta let. Let anyone who just punch play or whatever click on the little arrow. What's coming up? We're gonna weigh in on the Nicole Kidman.

[A]

Yeah, we're gonna wait. We're gonna weigh in on stories a week late.

[B]

Keith Urban.

[A]

What people don't realize is like the key, the Jimmy Kimmel thing we talked about the day after and then it doesn't air. Sometimes it gets stuck because I'm on the road. You're on the road. And so.

[B]

Right. Yeah.

[A]

They're like, now you're finally chirping in. Then they go, by the way, we hate whatever you'll say about it, but you must talk about it.

[B]

I'm like, okay, okay, I want to start commenting. I got to surf the web tonight. Just you with a shitty face.

[A]

They almost explode, some of these people. Most are.

[B]

We love them. I mean, you know, I'll do the Whitney Cummins thing. I mean, what, Good news is bad news? Bad news is good news. If people are engaged and getting angry, maybe it's a good thing. Or happy.

[A]

They go off on tangents and fight each other in the comments, which I'm all for. Yeah, I just got back from the road. Boring. Please don't explain it. Yeah.

[B]

What do you mean? You are. You. You're Road Warrior officially. That's your new nickname. I mean, you go out there, I give you credit.

[A]

I have to say, when I was doing stand up and doing like, just shoot me or Rules of Engagement, I never even. No one did really, tours, am I correct? No one did. Like, let's go on a tour.

[B]

Well, you know, there's some comics, there's comedy clubs, which I was born and bred on for years. And then you're there, you know, five nights sometimes six nights in the comedian condo. And now there's one nighters in theaters. Whoops, someone made the leap.

[A]

No, now they go, you're in theaters. When are you gonna do arenas? I go, no, no, no, no. So on this one, arenas I'm doing. I just jumped on with Adam because he has. He has a couple.

[B]

Yeah, he's doing a fit. He's halfway through a 50 city tour.

[A]

I think, dude, the guy, I talked to him six months ago, he goes, hey, you want to go down to the improv? And I have to start writing an actual. And he grinds it out, even between shows. At dinner, he's like, what about this? Talking to the other guys. And that one guy plays keyboard, Dan Bula, who's a great writer, and he's like, what if I switch this out for this? And then they're just constantly tweaking. And I'm over there like, this. Got any scalloped potatoes? Because I'm more worried about dinner.

[B]

It altered your voice. You were so worried. Well, look, you write verbal bits with a lot of jokes, throwaways, and Adam, which I do a little bit of that too. It's a, it's, it's like a, it's a big entertaining performance. He's got chirons and he's got them and guitar and he's shredding, he's playing bass, he's singing, he's doing patter.

[A]

So it's, it goes into the crowd.

[B]

It's great.

[A]

Got a spotlight anyway, everyone loves it. And he's got two, literally two semi trucks. It's like a whole concert. Like there's monitors backstage, there's four TVs. We went first. I went out there and met him at Mohegan Sun, CT. The fun part about that was one night Letterman came. Sometimes people pop in to watch.

[B]

Was Letterman just in the neighborhood? I mean, I don't see Letterman came.

[A]

And he, he did a quick interview with us after. But he was mostly, I think doing something with Adam for his new J. Kelly movie coming out.

[B]

So David Letterman has a new J. Kelly movie coming out.

[A]

No, Sandler does with George Clooney. And then I think press and I think got it. They're going to do an interview with Letterman and oh, maybe his Netflix show, something like that.

[B]

Consideration.

[A]

Yeah, that's possibly it.

[B]

And I want to just say hello ahead of time.

[A]

Really fun to see Letterman. And I should even say this because it's kind of pat on the back productions. But guess what he brought up. He came my dressing room. Guess what he brought up.

[B]

Fly on the wall.

[A]

Something about the 50th.

[B]

Oh, yeah, the thing about your. I got the general gist or whatever. Yeah, that's very much in his vernacular. That's very.

[A]

He came in and he goes, there's been no better use for a cast member than to have you do a throwaway line from the audience. And he said, just tell me how it all came about. And then he also, when we were with Adam, he really loved the Sandler song, which everyone did. That's like an Emmy winning performance, right.

[B]

Of cast members that are here or gone. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Nicholson in the front row and Jack.

[B]

Yeah, that's, it's, it's, it's great. Yeah.

[A]

Dana back in LA at Bennigan's or something, not caring at all.

[B]

Yeah, I was stewing my juices.

[A]

Stewing in my juices.

[B]

No, I saw it with my friends Bo Derek and John Corbet. You did? Yeah. Come on. I can name drop. Yeah, my, my neighbors and friends. And so we watched it and we did it. We did. I knew at the moment when you did the line, I go. Because that comedians know how hard it is to do, like a throwaway line. You're not yelling. You're not emoting. You're not actually just. It's just was so heartfelt because it is exhausting being there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're like, I'm over it.

[A]

Sorely missed. Was Dana even at this thing? Because, you know, obviously Adam says you're welcome on any of these shows if you pop in.

[B]

I've been texting.

[A]

I just told him it's very far, and it's just. Dana's very brittle.

[B]

But I said, I'm a dandelion. I'm so fragile.

[A]

I'm more fragile than you. You're out there running and doing stuff.

[B]

But I like to hike mountains. I'll be honest.

[A]

Oh, okay. So the site, the same night. Taylor Swift's dad, of all people, isn't that funny? He came to watch at Taylor Swift's dad. Taylor Swift's dad.

[B]

Okay, that's. That's one remove from. It's one removed golden ring.

[A]

But, yeah, but we took it and we.

[B]

Was he cool? Did you come back?

[A]

Super cool. Went backstage, gave me a handful of Taylor Swift guitar picks. Isn't that nice?

[B]

Could I have one?

[A]

I will give you one when I see you, Heather. I'm giving you one, and I'll tell you why after.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know why they keep comparing. You know, there's guys online and it's YouTube shows. They're great, but they're like Taylor Swift versus the Beatles, you know? And it's like, why put Taylor through that? She's amazing for 2025, but there's only one Beatles. She would agree, I'm sure, but it's like Taylor Swift. She has. She has so many stats that have never been achieved before. But this is, you know, the globalization.

[A]

Also, you know, when you look at a band or even, like, they go, snl when you're on there, you guys are horrible. And then 10 years later, they go, oh, you guys are great. It just takes a long time to look back at something, even movies, even things that they say. It just takes a long time to see if someone holds up for a long time. Taylor Swift, I'm sure, will hold up. The Beatles held up probably more than anyone ever.

[B]

Well, I look at it like this. When the Beatles left in 69, and it was just seven years of them, and then like nine albums done, and it was too much to process, even for the Beatles. Too much. And then over time, it's like a wave hit and. And is cresting, and it's still cresting. Who sold the second Most albums from 2000 to 2010? Beatles.

[A]

The Beatles.

[B]

Beatles. 40 years later, Eminem was number one by a hair. I think they still sell a million albums here. So they're a singular daddy. I'm not a grumpy old band. They're the best because it was during my time, you know? Nope. The evidence is there and. But Taylor Swift is amazing. So what do you know if she'd come on podcast? I don't. I want to apologize to Travis Kelce.

[A]

You know what they call her her fans now? Swiffers.

[B]

Swiffers. That's like a dust mop. Why would I want to apologize to Travis?

[A]

I'm. Are you going to apologize to Travis?

[B]

Yeah. Because for a long time, I. I just referred to it as Taylor Swift and the football player. That's not fair. That's like a movie of the week on.

[A]

He does fine. It is a movie of the week on Hallmark.

[B]

They did do that. You know what they're all doing, And I don't mean them or it'. Branding. They're. They. They create a clothing line and then they intersect and they brand. I mean, the amount of money that entertainers are making was. Generation wasn't in our time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I'm in the wrong business. Businessman. A businessman is an.

[A]

And now it's like, I don't know this money stuff.

[B]

Ryan Reynolds is on tv. I watched TV talking for an hour, and he wasn't on it. And I actually called Comcast and they go, I haven't seen Ryan Reynolds.

[A]

What's wrong?

[B]

Yeah, don't they have a mint commercial or something?

[A]

They do have a Ryan Reynolds block you can put on if you have.

[B]

But good on. Good on him. I'm not jealous.

[A]

Next day, this boring story is keeping going. Next day, Washington, D.C. duck Capitol. And we went to. Next morning, Adam and I went to a coffee shop. And it was funny because here's my big joke. It's like a long weaving line in there. In a small coffee shop.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I go, oh, excuse me. Where's the front of the line? Like we were gonna. Instead of the back of the line?

[B]

That's a good one. Yeah.

[A]

You get to cut in crickets.

[B]

How does. How do you. How does David Spade and Adam Sandler wait in a coffee line without people going, hey, could I get a picture?

[A]

I will say, walking there, Adam had nothing. No sunglasses on or anything. And it was a bit of a unicorn sighting because people just walk by and they go, so, you know, listen, I'm an International presence. I'm not taking anything away from me. Adam is such a gigantic star that the people that when I went for a walk first, that stopped me. It could have been the same person. They don't see me that when they see Adam they just go up and then they yell from cars, hey, you guys. Or they go, can we take a just picture from the car? Or they go to Adam and don't even know I'm there. They're just so lasered in, like, are you in our town? And then when they leave, they go, oh, hey, this fucking guy. So it was fun to see that, you know, it was great just to go for a little one on one because we're always with everybody, with everybody. And it was fun to just go laughing bullshit. Then we're in the back of the coffee shop. I'm sitting next to this lawyer, Dominique and her friend and they are giving us the lay of the land. Adam's next to a five, three year old kid and he's. He finishes popsicle and then he starts poking Adam with it. And he's doing. Adam's going, whoa. And it took the kid a minute and then he started laughing hysterically.

[B]

This funny old man is like being.

[A]

Yeah, Adam went with it and the kid kept stabbing him. And that was the highlight of that kid's life. He doesn't know it yet. And sweet. Then I. I don't drink coffee, but we got that. No super highlights there. Next day or that same day we went to Hershey. We got a huge Kit Kat bar. They gave us all these huge candy. I can't really eat candy, but I can't eat sugar.

[B]

You can't have coffee or candy. That's.

[A]

No, I can have coffee. I don't like it. My third grade teacher had coffee and cigarette breath and I swore off it. That's a real story. And scrambled eggs. But I. It was a success. Yeah. She's like, are we doing fractions today? So I always remember that and it's. It hurt me down deep. So now I go, no coffee. I don't want to. Girls don't like me enough. I don't want to add something like, hey, I have this three tiered sickening breath. So I did cave on the scrambled eggs. Did not cave on the coffee or cigs. But I don't mind either. Now like if a female or someone has cop your cigarette. But that doesn't throw me as much as my fragility would tell you. Okay, Instacart.

[B]

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[B]

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[B]

Look, I smoked in fourth grade for about a year. I'd steal Kent cigarettes from my mom's purse.

[A]

Candy cigarettes or real ones?

[B]

No, real ones. She had Kent.

[A]

Kent K E N. Yes, she did.

[B]

Oh yeah, menthol. And then my brothers and I would go smoke and then we would eat ice plant to get it out of our breath. But here's my point. If cigarette smoking was not harmful, I'd be. I'd be smoking a cigarette right now. Because. Because nothing's a better emphasis than that. Well, Spade, I mean, tell me more about the trip. You know, I mean, nothing's cooler than the business of a cigarette.

[A]

Also the business. You're always looking for business, which is a term when you're acting. Do something with your hands. Move things. It looks better if you're doing real life. So if you're like this, you're like, listen, you guys, are we going to wind up going to that show tonight or not? It just looks like you're doing a real life.

[B]

Oh yeah, that's like Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's doing this while it's nothing to do with it. He was so great. I want to ask you a question. Greatest movie.

[A]

No, wait, let me go quickly. Okay, here's a good smoking thing. When you talk or you go like this, you go, my brother does this to me. He goes, okay, we're going to the movies, right? And I read and he goes, what do we see? To get you talk on the holding the in.

[B]

Yes. Okay, here's my cigarette.

[A]

1.

[B]

This cigarette smoker seems to only realize that the smoke is annoying when they put it out. So they're like. So anyway, I feel really good.

[A]

A 30 second stream of smoke coming.

[B]

Out when they put it out. And then they close their eyes and shake their head. Best on screen television or movie smoker. I. I know who it is and it's a mutual friend of ours. Best. Best ever.

[A]

God. Go ahead.

[B]

I mean, it's not Humphrey Bogart. Whatever. Nope. Not Sean Penn. But good guess it is Mr. John Hamm in a little show I like.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Admin. He was. He made that thing so cool. It's like, I don't even know you.

[A]

We should get him on just to take us away.

[B]

No, he's. He Was fantastic in that.

[A]

Oh, I love cigarettes. I'm so. It is cool, and I hate to say it, I don't recommend it, but I hate it.

[B]

I can't do it. It'll kill you, but it's just so cool.

[A]

Wait, what's. I gotta look at my list. I got to tell you about. Oh, here's the last thing that's riveting.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I. When I try. This is a good trick for people if you're on the road like me. This is not a commercial. Everything else is.

[B]

We do interesting. I'm all.

[A]

I said, I gotta fly from dc. This is how much of a fucking hard ass I fly to. I wake up at DC Coffee. I went out once, walked, and then I went with Adam. Walked twice. That wasn't what I was planning. Busted my quads, hamstrings came back. We take off, fly to near Hershey, drive half hour to Hershey, stay at this hotel. Nice enough. Looked like a dirty dancing hotel.

[B]

I think I played there.

[A]

This is the one where they're like, you know, this is. This hotel's a hundred years old. Would you believe it? I go, minimum, minimum. Ghosts floating everywhere. So that one, then I. We only have two hours. Our fortune is on the show there, Robin. Fortune. So we leave an hour later. We take a little snooze, go to the gig, then we hightail. I take a car to Philadelphia, two hours. And then I stay where? Because I have an early flight home to LA Marriott Airport.

[B]

It's a.

[A]

It's genius. I've done this in Detroit. You stay at the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you walk out and you're in the airport.

[B]

Yep. They have one of those attached in Denver. And I did that last time I was there. You just walk right from. From baggage claim. You go across the gangway, and then you're in the hotel. And the same thing. You're starting to. You're starting to get the road. This is the first time I want.

[A]

You're starting to get it. You're starting to get it.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not saying you've got it, but you're starting to get it. You.

[A]

You seem to get it, but you don't have it. But now when you say that Denver thing, I said, oh, he saved an hour drive.

[B]

Yeah, he's getting.

[A]

He's starting to get it.

[B]

When you start touring like this, this maybe a couple years ago, I remember. This isn't a quick impression of you two years ago about travel. What do I do? Where do I go? How do I get to the Gig and I go, david, calm down. You will figure it out. Should I stay at the airport? I go, david, probably should I stay.

[A]

Super far from the airport? You go, no, stay closer to it. Yeah, okay. Is it light or dark out?

[B]

I do that to John Lovitz and he'd actually get kind of mad. John, you, quick impression of you. What's going on? How do I do sketch? Where do I go? He goes, excuse me, I was Emmy nominated.

[A]

That's not how I do it.

[B]

And I don't talk like Mae West. Yeah.

[A]

So I, I stay. So here's the big fucking fat story that I've been sitting on.

[B]

Okay? Come on, give it.

[A]

I have the next day. Is this my story? Oh, I have to order breakfast.

[B]

Don't have early onset dementia, right?

[A]

I, I go, I need breakfast. And they go, there's a QR code. So I had my hay haze of the morning. Can you just take my shitty order? It's very basic. Wish we could. There's absolutely no way possible. So I give you a QR camera phone. Eggs. What do you mean by eggs? And then what language do you want? I'm going down, add, subtract this dog shit, and then it won't let it go through. And I go, why not? Dana, what's your email?

[B]

Oh, they want your email and home address, cell phone number.

[A]

You don't get my goddamn precious email. You could offer me a 500. I wouldn't because now you're gonna spam me. I already got an email from them. Hey, David, great news. We have a new sausage pancake at the Marriott at the airport.

[B]

I know, I hate all that information. I just give him a fake number, but I can top you. I was, I was at a place in Vegas. So they give us this two bedroom suite. My wife's with me. It's, you know, wall of windows and everything. First of all, we're looking at an instruction site. They're building the stadium secondarily. There is a sewage smell throughout the suite. Both bad. So the guy comes in, I, I spray, I don't know. I spray for you. I'm sorry, you, you, you said you had sewage smell, you know. Yeah, so that was, I, I, that was not fun.

[A]

Different stinky in here.

[B]

It's still going to smell like sewage. I'll be honest with you. We can't get rid of it totally, but we're going to tamp it down. We're going to tamp it down. You'll have sewage, but perfume. Together you're happy, sweet. And that Was Paula. That was Paul.

[A]

Your wife saying that?

[B]

Yeah, she just got a funny.

[A]

We sprayed it. Did you put perfume? No, we use Raid ant than roach. It just smells different.

[B]

But you know, it's. It's one of those things like you'd go to. I always say, just give me a regular room. You know. Sometimes suites I hit my elbow or.

[A]

I know sometimes they go, here you are. And it's like the suite from the Hangover. And you're like, I don't need nine rooms.

[B]

Don't leave a comment. First world problems. We understand.

[A]

It's first world. I don't know any other world.

[B]

Sewage smell is all. Anyone can relate to that, you know?

[A]

Yeah, I remember stink. Okay. I think that's all. Oh, when Swartz and went on. Because you know, Sandler, we all. It's just every night he has different people. Nick Swartz and that doofus. And he was on and we were. We always crack up the whole time. But when I follow him, I always go, oh, Nick Swartz. And everyone. Then I go, oh, why are all the five year olds piling out of the stadium? Oh, they just wanted to see Nick.

[B]

There's only. There's only one Nick. Didn't he have an album called who Farted? Or did you? Yeah, and then he did. And then he. His follow up album was Guess what? I farted.

[A]

I was the guy that farted the whole time.

[B]

And then he had a third one. It's a Fartarama at my house. No, he is one World War fart. Funniest. Guys.

[A]

Yeah. When on the group chat. You should not jump on this group chat unless you're ready. Because if you bomb. You know my trick on the group chat, by the way, I have to say, Schwartzen is pretty funny on it.

[B]

I hate those things.

[A]

When I get on, I write my joke and then guess what I do, Dana?

[B]

You press send.

[A]

Yeah, I do that. But then I give it about two seconds. Then I put a ha ha on it on my own.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Keeps the party going. So someone just looks down and goes, someone laughed at this one. It must be good.

[B]

I sent a text to someone the other day. It was a heartfelt kind of thing. And then I. And they replied back and I. I was going to do a heart on the reply, but I put a heart on my statement.

[A]

That's the best thing.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Some love you do it.

[A]

You put a haha. So everyone goes, oh, that's a funny joke. And you're like, they don't really take some second to go, wait, Spade, did you laugh at your own joke? I go, yes, I did.

[B]

Hey, anyone can try this. I was having a quasi just pod, you know, chat back and forth with perfunctory information. Yeah, we went there, we went there and I just started putting haha on everything they said. That's. And it's just like, yeah, we took a car to the airport. Haha. And then the plane was a little bit delayed. Haha. And finally they were like, why are you doing that? I'm scared.

[A]

Well, people do put LOL when they're nervous and they just go, okay, I'm on my way. Lol. Yep, I'll be there soon. Lol. And you go.

[B]

Or when you go, ha ha ha ha ha. And how many. When do you stop? Yeah, you know, you do like 10 of them.

[A]

Ha.

[B]

Ha ha.

[A]

Okay, so anything else on your end before we get into the hot, hot, hot stories that will be old.

[B]

Are we talking about the Taylor Swift thing or.

[A]

Or.

[B]

No, Nicole, No. Nicole Kidman. Sorry, get him confused.

[A]

Oh, Nicole Kidman got a divorce. I guess it was a couple days ago. Even though it just happened.

[B]

I know now that. Yeah, Keith. Keith Urban from Australia.

[A]

Which one's Nicole?

[B]

No, he's. She's great on the right and she's.

[A]

Great on the left.

[B]

Now that guy is. He's from Australia. I don't like you making all those out of those movies with them fellas. Or bugs me.

[A]

Nick and Kate.

[B]

Take off your knickers and follow that fellas.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that offensive?

[A]

No, that's Australia. They were together, they had a long run. So we got to applaud that. That's Hollywood, you know, average two years, no joke in Hollywood. Two years, one kid in Hollywood. Sad but true. Oh, oh, let's look at these comments.

[B]

Check out first comment. I mean, okay, there.

[A]

Well, there's Baby Doll, there's Baby Girl.

[B]

I think it's called. So this is. Nicole is not the only one, but she's. She's probably the queen of middle aged women, I'll say that are in really good shape making highly sexualized movies. And I just wonder if that bugged her husband. I'm just, I can't help but be curious angle.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, she's. That's an S M thing when she's on all fours drinking milk and does.

[A]

She give any guy. You've seen more things than I have of her, which I do like.

[B]

She's great actress.

[A]

Any BJ's in the shower? Yes, in scenes?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I have to say, if I'm Kate Abbott and I'm like, what's on the docket today at wec? She's like, just your basic. We got a couple of car scenes, we got a couple overhead shots with a drone and the day with a goblin goo in the shower. Like, come on, that is hard. Even though you're faking it, I think.

[B]

It'S very hard to watch it. Big Little Lies where the husband was there in Monterey. And, you know, I think Reese Witherspoon was. And it was a really cool series, but she had a husband was violent with her and then she would try to tame him down. So it was. She was doing that activity in a shower. And I don't like. As long as you don't do a BJ scene from behind in a shower. Oh, I can take it.

[A]

Every script, they sneak those in because bless her heart for being a good actress, she's sort of.

[B]

She's absolutely great.

[A]

And it's kind of a. Well, if you were in a marriage that was possibly iffy, it's not cheating. It's the closest thing you can do is like when you get. You take a movie where it's just like, hi fest.

[B]

Sexual. The thing is, I guess their net worth is 300 million, so you don't have to do that, pay bills. So it is voluntary. He had said that. Oh, I don't mind watching have sex on a screen with a guy. Yeah, I just. I know it's her art form. I look at it as a piece of art, not her. And yeah, apparently that was the idea.

[A]

Nick Swartzen's fourth special is called Fart Form. Maybe that's what he was going for. Art form.

[B]

Nick Swartzen. I think he and Sandler signed a deal. It's a sci fi movie called Star Fart. And he's an astronaut with a gas problem. He's an astronaut with a gas problem.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

What?

[A]

Also, by the way, don't worry, it.

[B]

Could be a movie. Star Fart could be a movie.

[A]

He burns me on those group chats. And the group chats are funny because you get like Conan or someone that used to be on the tour or they've been on a couple days in there and now everyone starts chirping in like a month later going, why am I hearing about where the car pickup is? Go fuck yourself, you guys. And then we're like, hey, look who it is. So. Oh, Tim Meadows couldn't get off either. And he's like, guys, get me off this goddamn thing. We're like, no chance, dude. You're going to hear every breakfast call, every stupid question.

[B]

It just, like, everyone's thinking. It becomes like a comedy competition. And you're typing really fast to get yours in there. And then you look at it, like, a minute later, there's already 10 more jokes. You go, my joke sucked. And, yeah, you start feeling bad. So I got out of it.

[A]

Humiliation.

[B]

Humiliation.

[A]

But what a blast. I don't go back out for a while, but I'm gonna try it again. Okay, send some more stories our way. Let me see. Bad Bunny. Oh, this will be old, but he is announced as the super bowl halftime show, which. Oh, he was a Happy Gilmore.

[B]

I know his name. I'm not familiar with his music. Can somebody. Greg or Heather or you tell me.

[A]

His real name is Bad Rabbit. Very, very. Oh, listen.

[B]

What is that? Is it. Is it hip hop? Is it rap? Is it country? Is it.

[A]

I think.

[B]

Is it.

[A]

It's. Yeah. What is it? Rap? What would you describe? I don't think it's rap. Is it like, Marc Anthony? Look at. Greg just writes Latin music. What if.

[B]

Yeah, now, look, I did read this. I thought it was funny because a lot of people, you want to have, you know, Eminem or you want to have these names. Eminem From 20 or five years ago, these funny names. Shaboozi. Bad Bunny was good, but I did read an article about names he was really seriously considering before he settled on Bad Bunny. One was Cruel Rat, but it had no pop to it.

[A]

You know, I heard one was okay Misbehaving Aardvark.

[B]

Yeah, there was another one. Well, Good Bunny was there for six months. He was Good Bunny, and he didn't sell anything. You know, first he was just Rabbit. Rabbit, man.

[A]

Yeah. Was one of his Rabbit then sort of Shoulder shrugger Rabbit. He didn't know which way to go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he went bad. He did say Dana, though, he was mad about the ice situation. And he said, I'm not doing my tour in America at all this year.

[B]

I will avoid America except for the Super Bowl.

[A]

No. And then he got offered the Super Bowl a week later. And so that was. The only controversy is that he accepted that.

[B]

I don't know his status. But Trump, he is a big Trump is out there. He might wait till he's in his second song. Wait, okay, Go get him, you know, on the Super bowl stage. 300 million. We'll see him take it away.

[A]

Yeah, just go get the. Get. Get the backup dancers.

[B]

Yeah. So does he come in here with a green card or where's it. Where's he from?

[A]

I think he lives here. I think he lives in Miami. He did Happy Gilmore. He played his caddy.

[B]

And so his buddies are saying he's a nice guy.

[A]

You know, Sandman. Sandman.

[B]

Bad man. Bad Bunny, actually is a good name. It comes off, you remember it. You know, David Spade is kind of like.

[A]

By the way, I'll tell you these. These NFL games because I play fantasy and stuff. I don't love the. I know that all businesses want to be bigger, but now there's so many NFL games. Forget that they're going to every other channel than the ones I paid for. Now they're going to.

[B]

Every channel has their own game.

[A]

And you got to join that. That already infuriates me. But I don't like international games because maybe not everything has to be worldwide. I mean, a small thing is you go buy a razor, and you go, this place has a good razor. And then you go, oh, that's great. Someone's call me. And you go, oh, this is great. And then the next time you see the place, they sell everything under the sun. You're like, just do the one thing you do right. But every company has to grow. So football. Berlin, Brazil, Ireland. And they're like, at 6:00am in the morning, and I don't know when they're on. And you're like, oh, how can I.

[B]

Wonder if the coach. When he gives a pep talk. All right, good game, gentlemen. Next week, we're in Dublin, and we gotta kick some ass in Dublin. I mean, it doesn't seem like American football.

[A]

They're not. They go and they hand out, like, Steelers, terrible towels. And all these people like, what team? They don't know what's going. Half of them don't know. You don't have your fans there. It's not like a home game. So it's not like that. It's just people that they want just fill up the stadium so it looks full.

[B]

I know. Well, at least.

[A]

And these guys got jet lag. And they're like.

[B]

I mean, no, it wipes them out. And then I hear eventually they've run out of cities with stadiums. And you guys. All right, next week we're gonna play south of France. We're gonna play Provence. We're gonna be out in a woodsy field. Let's go, team.

[A]

They go on Bill Gates's boat, which does have a football field, luckily, right?

[B]

Yeah, I got a football field, guys. You can get on my. My boat, if you want to. It's. It's longer than Jeff Bezos's boat.

[A]

That would be big.

[B]

They all have yachts, these billionaires. But I'm not mad.

[A]

All right, next. This one might get mad, whatever it is. Let's see. Hopefully it's a mad one. Kanye west adds President. Kanye west adds President Trump, his ex wife Kim and others to his betrayal list as he reveals he is in.

[B]

Oh, people who. No.

[A]

Oh, his own kid is in there.

[B]

No person can fix LeBron James.

[A]

Oh, these are the people that no person can fix. Oh, my God. Am I on this? Hold on. I'm fixing Harriet Tubman. He went deeper.

[B]

Harriet Tubman. She's been in the stars for Curious George. Now that's where I.

[A]

Who made this up?

[B]

This is pretty funny. And it says just Adolf at the end.

[A]

I think I know who he means. Who's James Murray? How'd you like to be like a regular dude? They got on here, his doorman, Kid Cudi, King Vaughn. Pusha. Is that Pusha T. Heather? I don't.

[B]

Northwest is his daughter, right? Yeah.

[A]

Tie dollar sign. Why isn't my name David if my name Spade had a dollar sign instead of an S? I swear, I think it would help things.

[B]

We definitely need nicknames.

[A]

Adolf is what Adolf? Just Adolf? Yeah, Adolf's just Adolf. We know. He goes like this. Adolf, you know what to do.

[B]

Oh, it's not Jason Strays them again?

[A]

No, that's Eric the midget on Stern. He was trying to put a hit out on someone once and he goes. They go, what are you talking about? This guy backed out of a deal and he goes. They record him going, take care of it. He goes, take care of what?

[B]

He goes, you know what to do.

[A]

And everyone goes, are you trying to kill someone?

[B]

Jesus, look at.

[A]

My hair is glowing from behind again. Dana, do you see that? I know.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

We got high marks on it last time. This is Heather's concoction.

[B]

They like this little feather thing back there because it looks like you have a little like, you're like.

[A]

Yeah, because I was having orbs floating around. And we're fixing the lighting here. I don't know. I like the black background, though.

[B]

Oh, it's black all right.

[A]

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[A]

Danny, you know I'm running around all day as you know.

[B]

You. You actually, that's no joke. You do. You. You do go around. You get in that car.

[A]

Getting my steps. Yeah, I get the steps. I. And if I don't get my 2, 000 steps a day, I get out and walk. I'm not bragging, but that's what I do. So listen, I need a little energy in the day. Of course. Cachava. Okay. It comes in a bag, right? It's a body meal. It's a whole body meal. So you mix it up either plain. You know, I kind of like throwing a peanut butter, right? That's just me. You can do whatever you want. Add stuff. There's a lot of great ingredients in there already. They've got maca root, goji berry, chia seeds. So many things. But if you want to be energized, focused, calm and satiated for hours, throw in one of these. I like chocolate. They have also vanilla chai. Is that a word?

[B]

Yeah. I'd say you add a little bit of peanut butter, a little bit of banana, maybe a little bit of yogurt, and then mix it in a blender or with a big spoon and gulp it down. Not hungry and full of energy all day. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[A]

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[A]

Listen, Dana, if you're like me, you're like me a little bit.

[B]

I think so. Yeah.

[A]

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[A]

Okay, next story. Yeah, they're rushing us right along. Gaming giant EA Sports sold to Saudi based investment group. 55 billion. What is it made of leather?

[B]

The guy wanted to buy it and then he had started hanging out with Kushner.

[A]

Oh, Jared Kushner's involved.

[B]

Yeah, they kind of put this together. That's.

[A]

I will say Saudi Arabia is sort of running the table lately. They've got Tom Brady out of retirement. They're just normalizing Saudi Arabia. He's playing flag football. They pay him up the fucking ass. All the comics went over there and it's hard to even get mad or go, oh, I've been painted by. Because then there's another one two days later. Then there's the boxing match I went to. I guess I'm guilty. And it's the same guy involved in all those. I don't know about this one, but Saudi Arabia's public.

[B]

They have unlimited money. I mean, that's the way.

[A]

Yeah, that's thing you can always.

[B]

Yeah, just no one can compete with them.

[A]

Yeah, no one gives a. They're like money, money, money.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Luckily I hate money. Gervitz wants you to love money. Dana likes money.

[B]

I guess you don't like money. You don't like work. I guess Saudi Arabia don't want to work.

[A]

You don't work there because I guess you don't like money. These guys like money.

[B]

Take you to go to Saudi Arabia to do stand up. You have five seconds.

[A]

If Tom Brady says, I'll run a few patterns with you before I just go there for free.

[B]

They got Tom. Tom Brady's going to play flag football. That it? Is that what they got him to do?

[A]

I think it's tied in with fanatics and stuff, but I think they don't say. But I'm sure whatever you say, he'll go higher, more than you think.

[B]

Since we are global, I'm just going to make a quick, you know, hey, Saudi Arabia, Dana Carvey from Saturday Night Live and stuff. Will you go, I would love to go there with David's Bay. We co headline in the Desert, I'm sure we could do 60,000. And anyway, just call me Saudi Arabia.

[A]

The one I was going to do was a 4,500 seater. I think that that's where they put a lot of people that come over there. But I don't think my thing was a part of the festival because it was about two months ago.

[B]

Just to get you to do a one nighter in Saudi Arabia.

[A]

Yeah, just to go to a gig.

[B]

It's a haul. Unless they pay you.

[A]

I think they're very. It was more than. I get it for sure, but I think it's more like they want to just normalize everyone going there and everyone doing business there. So they're doing more and more and more stuff. And people just get numb to it, of course. I mean, if you have a problem with them or not, it just sort of all washes away.

[B]

Yeah, you get, you're a fighter, you might get 10 million America and there you get 100 million. And I don't know if they pay the tax.

[A]

I think he gave Canelo 100 million.

[B]

I did get a call and it wasn't for me, it was for you. And what I heard on the phone, it was weird. It was like, can you get David Spade for me? We'd like to put him in small theater. And I go, I don't know how much money would it cost for David Spit to come to Saudi Arabia and do the funny thing he does? I go, I don't. Not sure.

[A]

It's a lot of. Not sure what jokes would work over there. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. If you just don't know. And also they do for sure give you a list because someone posted the list, the comics got at least of what not to talk about. And the argument is a little bit like when you go somewhere, you should talk about where you are, make fun of everything, make fun of whatever. You can't make fun of a lot of things over there and you can't drink and, you know, some basics. I wonder if there's any women in the audience. Is that a real question? Would that be a real question or not?

[B]

Yeah, I don't know the culture of that country. I don't know country to country, in terms of what women are able to do. I think they can kind of drive maybe during the day or something.

[A]

Now I saw one where they have one eye, you know, they have. Maybe it's called a burqa, but they have eyes. But they had one eye because they were punishing them, saying I like they. You had two eyes for a while and they go, you had it too good. What is it down to? I mean, I don't know where. If it's everywhere there. I don't know enough. I'm just saying wherever that is, that's a drag.

[B]

The only upside, and I'm. I'm for freedom for women. And so the only upside is you have a uniform. You just wear it. You got the Habib and the beam or whatever it's called, you know, and that's it.

[A]

So fast, it looks like a folded umbrella. You know, like when they go like that.

[B]

Yeah, it's a sort of slightly beekeeper motif, but yeah, that's what you like.

[A]

That's what you like. It's not for me. I don't like it. I like these light shirts.

[B]

Yeah, I got this and that. Your jean jacket and black T shirts.

[A]

Okay, let's do another one. We're doing.

[B]

All right, let's see where we're going here.

[A]

Chinese made bone glue. Fixes fractures in just three minutes with one injection. Ooh. Oh, I can throw away my Viagra.

[B]

I figured there'd be some kind of sexual joke with bone glue.

[A]

Well, bone glue, I call Viagra.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Well, if they can do this, like, let's say you go break your hand like they show there. You go in and they just go. And then it kind of like gorilla glues. That's great.

[B]

I don't know. I cracked my ankle once doing an Adam Sandler movie, actually.

[A]

Yeah. Where's your bone glue?

[B]

I had to wear a boot for a little bit.

[A]

Oh, yeah? Which one was it? Was it Ridiculous six?

[B]

Oh, no, no, it was before that. I think it was. I think it was probably Little Nicky. Little Nicky? Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Hey, I'm from the South. The Deep South.

[B]

I did something on the Dana Carvey show that he liked, and he asked me, can we use that? And I played a ref who had a high pitched voice. Come on, you guys.

[A]

Get an idiot, guys.

[B]

You know that. It was funny.

[A]

It is funny.

[B]

Look it up, kids.

[A]

Oh, here's another story that might not be in there. I was just looking. Maybe you can look it up. They have an AI actor now. An actress who has Tilly Norwood. And they're trying to get her an agent. Her. I know all of us here, actors, you included. No, you're not. I'm included. Adding our.

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Copyright.

[A]

Not disgust, but just saying. Hey, if an agency signs an AI actress, it's pretty much over.

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Would Gervitz ever say to An AI actress. I guess she just don't like work.

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You know what I like about you? You like money and you like to work. You don't complain about flights because you're on a computer.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Meet Tilly Norwood, the AI actress. There she is drawing back.

[A]

She is cute. I bet she's nice by the way, she looks like a lot of actresses. Like just get an actress that's a real person. I don't want to see a movie that say I don't care. I don't want to see it.

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It's not real people. You won't know it. You won't know it. It'll just.

[A]

You'll hear. I know but no, I will. How would you couldn't spot it because I know everything.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It's getting too good. It's really. You know, the main thing is they're not going to replace comedians anytime soon. I don't think that's the toughest one.

[A]

Not with jokes like Hershey. That sounds sweet.

[B]

That was started the podcast. Yeah, that was one of my finest moments.

[A]

You could sell that in the open comedy market.

[B]

I might have long covet now if my energy seems a little low, I'm totally past it. But I'm a little spacey. How do you know when you have long coveted.

[A]

You sound fine. And you, you seem like you're acting fine.

[B]

No, just energy.

[A]

I was a little beat up last week after my I'll be packed back from Chicago. Such a roadhog lately. I can't stand it.

[B]

Well, you can't. You can't. You can't get enough. Don't stop till you get enough.

[A]

I do all this just so I can break even. That's the funniest part.

[B]

It's like you got to do a lot of dates.

[A]

Yeah, I'm blowing money on is so dumb. But whatever. You can't fix me. Not fixable. All right, let's do one more and then we'll get it.

[B]

One more. One more. This is it.

[A]

Oh, in more movie news, John Malkovich movie was made in 2015, but they won't show it until 2115. A hundred years we gotta wait for.

[B]

The stupid written by Malkovich.

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Oh, it's Robert Rodriguez who's a real filmmaker. I mean, is it a waste of time? Dana go.

[B]

No, I think it's a clever PR thing because now everyone's going to try to see it. We should really record a a special podcast just you and me and say it won't be released until the year 2910.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And see if people go, what like.

[A]

You bury in a tree like we did. What was that called? Time capsule. I did that in fifth grade. Yeah, I was in Casa Grande, Arizona. And I put it. My addition to it was yo, yo or something. Something where if you dug it up today, this far later, everyone would be.

[B]

Like worthless, silly Putty Duncan and uninteresting.

[A]

Yeah, they're like, remember we used to have pencils?

[B]

Hey, man, I watched last night all the President's Men and you did. It's great. I mean, I. I watched.

[A]

That's such a cool one. What do you like better? That or Butch and Sundance for Redford. Go.

[B]

I think, I think he was awfully freaking good in all the President's Men. I mean he must have loved it they. That, you know, on the big screen they had him just full close up and all these papers. And I really got into how this time, how much they had to play act. Dustin Hoffman's, you know, Woodward and Bernstein to. To get people to talk.

[A]

So they'd say, oh, between each other.

[B]

Yeah, because people were so scared to talk about the, the scandal with Nixon. So they'd go, what is P? And they go, I can't say. And then the reference character says, okay, you say, what is P? And. And I. And I say, hey, we know that's Peterson or whatever. Yeah, we already know that. Oh, so then that.

[A]

Okay, so you know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And no word processors, just old fashioned typewriters. It was very cool. Was mostly Paul Newman's movie in a way.

[A]

What about.

[B]

Never was a super fan of it. I saw it. Oh, I haven't revisited it. Have you?

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

Well, it was a little fanciful. Can you hum the theme?

[A]

Oh, don't whistle. People get mad. Do it over here. No, you're doing it into the mic. People get mad. Yeah, go in the other room.

[B]

Piano, something like that.

[A]

Okay, so. Oh, I did see a movie. This is the last thing I'll say. I saw a movie on the flight home. Black Bag. Did you see it? It was pretty good.

[B]

Never heard of it.

[A]

Kind of a suspension. Not even thriller, just sort of mystery, intriguing spy thing. Cate Blanchett, my celebrity crush was in it.

[B]

She's awfully good weapons. Did we already talk about that?

[A]

No, but they were backstage. Everyone liked it.

[B]

I saw it a second time. I had little different issues with it. But it still is a great, great movie.

[A]

Yeah, but I don't want the jump scares. But I want to see it so I can talk to you about it.

[B]

See it.

[A]

See it and shut up.

[B]

Shut up.

[A]

Okay, well, I think this is one of the best ever. And top hundred for sure. We've done probably 200 of these.

[B]

I don't want to so put in.

[A]

You know what? We'll read a few of your comments next week. But not only the mean ones. We read the good ones.

[B]

Yeah, we're gonna have what they call fan engagement.

[A]

So we'd love to people have thoughtful things to say about it. Yeah, sometimes that's nice. All right, Dana, I'm gonna let you go. Just if you could just wait while I leave and get on the freeway.

[B]

Keep your laptop open so it uploads properly.

[A]

That's what we really do. Okay. Thanks, guys. See you next week. Bye, Fly. Hey, guys. If you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, give us review, five star rating, and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend.

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[A]

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[A]

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