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Sherry Oteri
Oh my God, my brother took my mom's dildo. He must have been like five and he would go up the street, put it to his neck in front of all his friends. He'd go, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning and it would make his voice.
David Spade
And he was doing dildo bits at school.
Sherry Oteri
They didn't know what it was. And then I got to do Just shoot me with George.
David Spade
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
And I said that to him, and I said, and you.
David Spade
Jesus Christ.
Sherry Oteri
And then I remember they're going, Ms. Mr. Turi, what do you want in your. In your eggs? I go, what's your angle.
Dana Carvey
David? What's up next?
David Spade
This is one of our favorites we've.
Dana Carvey
Had back by popular demand.
David Spade
Yeah, it is the way it is. I mean, we do these. We. We get comments on YouTube. Even if it's an audio, people watch it on YouTube and then they tell us what they think. And I just hear, out in the world, have Sherri o' Terry back on. She was really fun when she was on the show, and she's the kind that just goes all out on everything and she tells funny stories. And so we were like, well, she has to be on video so people can see what we see. And so we just had her on.
Dana Carvey
And, yeah, we wanted her back because we saw all the visual and she was funny just hearing the audio. But she also does these impressions of her mom and little characters, so it was great to have her back on video. So that's why this is sort of a. A cool one. So you can see what we saw with the audio.
David Spade
Only one.
Dana Carvey
So, yeah, here she is. Friend of the. Friend of the show.
David Spade
Friend of the show.
Dana Carvey
One of the funniest people we've had on this on Fly on the Wall, the one and only Sherry Oteri.
David Spade
Sherry and I, for the last half hour were talking about. She called a nail salon, and they say, happy Nail, how I help.
Sherry Oteri
Happy nail, how I help.
Dana Carvey
Oh, yeah, I've gone into those places.
Sherry Oteri
And I love it because she always has an attitude.
David Spade
How I help. Is she mad that you're calling already?
Sherry Oteri
Oh, she's pissed. She got. She was just waking up.
David Spade
I hear so much about nail salons. I've never been in one, but it sounds like you haven't. I know they're slightly irritated you're there.
Sherry Oteri
We can tell by your hands.
Dana Carvey
Here's my point, David. Do you take baths?
David Spade
Baths?
Dana Carvey
Do you take a bath?
Sherry Oteri
David? Why don't you try saying hi to Gene?
David Spade
Who's Gene?
Sherry Oteri
Hi, Jean.
David Spade
Oh, hi, Jean. God damn it.
Dana Carvey
Because the reason I go in there once in a while with my wife is because my feet are gnarly, because I don't take baths and I can't really see. Anyway.
David Spade
Do you have a loofah?
Dana Carvey
I'm Dana Carvey, our guest today.
David Spade
No, I want to hear about the loofah because I have a loofah and I heard you're only supposed to keep them for two to six years before they get bacteria.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, you got it right.
David Spade
I had a loofah all through college, and it was so grimy, but didn't slow me down. I think that's how I got crab six times. It was that or a payphone. Our guest is Sherry o'. Terry.
Dana Carvey
We're back to break. Back from break. And Sherry o' Terry is here by popular demand.
Sherry Oteri
Really?
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Oh, you were very popular.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, man, I'm. I'm so scared now. They're gonna be like, wow, she was funnier when I couldn't see her.
David Spade
Yeah, that's definitely a danger. But what it is is you tell stories and then you. We can'. See him. And then they were like, we want to see her. And I'm like, I know. So next time, all right? By the way, I know this is not related for sure, but you gave your little pillow there a nice little karate chop in the background.
Dana Carvey
Isn't that a rabbit pillow or some kind of animal?
David Spade
Yeah. What is that?
Sherry Oteri
No, no.
David Spade
Is that a rabbit? I can't see too good.
Dana Carvey
Sherry, come on, let's go out. I'm going on fly on the wall.
Sherry Oteri
You guys. Congratulations. The. The show.
David Spade
Oh, Comedy podcast of the year. Whatever. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Oh, that I heart thing.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, that little I heart thing.
Dana Carvey
That was political, but thank you.
Sherry Oteri
Pretty soon, David's gonna be practicing hygiene.
David Spade
No, I'm not that gross. Sherry. Sherry saw me pass out at Fiorello's.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, my God. Your friend's in the bathroom. He's fainted. And I'm like, is he okay? Can you check? And then he comes walking out like hair. Like, because he passed out. He's like, I need orange juice. I'm like, no, you need to pay the check. It's your turn this time.
Dana Carvey
He had to get a crow.
Sherry Oteri
Stop fainting.
David Spade
Crowbar in my wallet. Oh, yeah. Oh, Sherry, here comes a check. I go, oh, I know what? I'm allergic to the check.
Sherry Oteri
And he's out.
David Spade
Dana, I was stressed. I know.
Dana Carvey
Well, it was a thing. We've talked about it before. Before you handled your hypoglycemic nature. You have candy bars everywhere, even in the elevator. That's another story. But Spade went down. You know, there'd be. But he's okay. That would be in a read through normally, which is a feignable situation.
Sherry Oteri
It was so, such, so funny in New York. Real casual. Your friends on the ground in the. In the bathroom. And I'm like, could you check for a pulse? I Mean, could you?
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Oh, okay, yeah.
David Spade
You don't mean international superstar David Spade, Dude. But they go, yeah. Even. Even the waiter was like, you guys are gonna be late for read through. You know what I think happened, Sherry? I try to time it out without letting everyone know that I'm falling apart at the seams. So I said, okay, if she comes over at 11, we get down there, I'll have food by 11:20 or something. Like, it was a little too close. I don't have anything on me. Which now I do, usually. So she picks me up and she's like, here's her dumb, bad idea. Let's walk. I go walk 30 blocks. Sherry.
Sherry Oteri
I walked all the time. It was the only time we were outside.
David Spade
I know it was a good idea because I wanted to get that six minutes of sunshine when it's above the buildings and it's like noon. And then it goes back to shade and shadows. But I said, oh, my God, this is going to tack on to. I gotta eat. But I can't tell her. So I started. I got about two blocks away, I started hearing, hello, Dr. Smile. She's like, you're not listening to my story. I'm like, I'm trying to survive.
Dana Carvey
I cannot believe I'm gonna. My house once in Encino, and you didn't say anything. Your eyes went back in your head and you jumped in your truck like, okay, he's gotta go. There was not like, you all right or what? Gotta go and go to Burger King. Now. I want to put this in my head because the audience may not know this story. So this is sort of mid-90s, and you guys are walking in Manhattan down 6th Avenue or something.
David Spade
Upper west side possible.
Dana Carvey
All right. And you don't really know each other, but you're having lunch. No, we do kind of. You did.
David Spade
No, we know each other in the show. And I said, let's eat. Yeah, I said, let's eat. I think we overlapped one year.
Dana Carvey
One year, okay.
David Spade
And it was. And we walked to work. Sherry's idea, obviously. And then we got there, and then I blanked out. And then drenched in sweat on the floor because I hadn't eaten. And then she was like, oh, this guy's a real puss. But, you know, this is what the show does to you. At least you saw. And then we got to work and I. We forgot about it.
Sherry Oteri
And then he would say, he. You would tell me the funniest stories. You go, sure. I go. I go up to this really pretty girl at the bar and Say, hey. No, excuse me. Aren't you. Aren't you on tv? Aren't you, like, really famous and like, you're a real bonafide celebrity? You're like, you're amazing. You're really talented and. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. That's me. Hi.
Dana Carvey
That's a good line. I mean, I've never heard that. David. David has game.
David Spade
Now, I have to say that's partially true, because I try. I would try not to milk it that long when I go, oh, my God, Wait, are you on tv? Oh, no, wait, that's me. Hi, I'm Dave.
Dana Carvey
David.
Sherry Oteri
Don't call me, I'll call you. That's you, David. You. Whenever you called me, I was picked up and everything. I called you nothing. Like, flat line nothing.
David Spade
Sherry, I want to jump ahead a few years. You were in Europe recently. Was it yesterday?
Sherry Oteri
No, it's like two weeks ago.
David Spade
Oh. Because I keep watching your Instagram and all your ridiculous. You kind of do what I do, where you just go do these stupid little things. I like when people tell me that. They go, I like your stupid shit. You do your pointless, unfunny stuff. I like it.
Dana Carvey
That's nice.
Sherry Oteri
I like when I get to. I have to turn the air conditioning on. I love when I get to do it. When I think of something last minute, anything, I never, you know, do anything that's thought of, you know, as you can tell.
David Spade
Right. Like thought out ahead.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. That's why it's funny. I saw a couple of them hysterical.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. And then wait, but wait a second. I don't know what's. What's gonna happen, but guess who, Guess who calls me.
David Spade
Who?
Sherry Oteri
Dulca Lamborn. Oh.
Dana Carvey
I thought in my head when I saw that, I thought, is she doing it?
Sherry Oteri
No, because I did that. Because I always crack up at those commercials that start with, I like to live an active lifestyle.
David Spade
You know, and it's hard with poop in my diapers.
Sherry Oteri
And then they go on. And so that's what I was doing. I didn't hashtag dolcolects or anything like that. I just was. Because I did it in Portugal too. I was doing a bike. And I go, I like to live an active lifestyle. And with Dulcalax, I can hard seat soft stool. Thanks, Dulcolax.
Dana Carvey
First of all, they were tidy and perfect. And you're right, Duck. Who called you? And are you going to do a commercial? I just need to cut to the chase.
Sherry Oteri
I don't know. I mean, they're going Back and forth, talking. And they also represent Colace and Metamucil. So nice.
Dana Carvey
Whoa. You're going to be busy.
Sherry Oteri
I'm going to have my own show.
David Spade
Oh, dude, welcome my shit show. What do you have to do to say you poop your pants sometimes. That's fine.
Sherry Oteri
No, you can't. You know when I was going to do on New Year's Eve with Anderson And Andy on CNN's New Year's Eve, and I had done. I had written this thing where Barbara Walters was, you know, promoting her own podcast. Of course. Right, yeah. It was Barbara Walters Podcast From Stature to the Streets, brought to you by dulcolax. Hot Interview Soft Stool. And here I had it all. I was so proud of this sketch. And I. I rehearsed it the night before New Year's Eve, and then I went downstairs to meet my friend for dinner and I get a call. Sherry, Barbara just passed.
David Spade
Oh, no.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
And ruined your bit. Jeez. Yeah, but that's the first thing you thought.
Sherry Oteri
No, I. I actually thought. I. I don't think I should do it. That's what I thought. Like, you know, you can't do it, you know. But I ended up.
David Spade
After you cried about Barbara Walters for a while.
Sherry Oteri
Well, I stayed up. I stayed up all night and I just started writing down things, you know, and. And then they said, sherry, we want you to say something, you know, about.
David Spade
Her on the show.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. Instead of me doing my bit.
David Spade
And then.
Sherry Oteri
And so, yeah, so it was good that I started writing something and I. And I wrote some. I go, listen, this is what I wrote. But, you know, I'll say whatever you want me to say. And they go, no, what we're going to say is what everybody is saying, but what you just are saying is something more personal, you know, and it was really weird because so many people reached out to me as if I was her daughter or something, you know, And I felt like I was glad that I said something, you know.
Dana Carvey
And what did you say? And where was it? At home base. And you came out, I'm sure.
David Spade
No, Anderson Cooper is like, yeah, they were.
Sherry Oteri
They were both outside and then they showed me interviewing her as her. Because on the last day of the View, I interviewed her as her. And I remember them saying, sherry, she's never going to go for that. She's never going to go for that. I'm like that. You asked me what I want to do. I want it. So they had. I wrote it with Frank Santa Pietro. I wrote something. They fly me in. We are dressed exactly alike. We look exactly like we're sitting across from each other. And she says, the cameras are setting up. And then she looks at them on. She goes, my hair, my hair. And her hair guy comes in.
Dana Carvey
Zhu, zhu, zh.
Sherry Oteri
He walks off. And then she's making small talk with me. And then she goes, my hair. Why does my hair look like this? And then her hair guy comes in and zhuzhes her, and then goes back. And then we're right about to. To about shoot. And then she looks and she goes, what the hell is going on with my hair? And then whispers to her. He whispers, barbara, you're looking at Sherry's monitor.
David Spade
Oh, my God, she's gone. Is that real?
Sherry Oteri
Yes.
David Spade
Oh, I thought she was gonna go, my hair. Meaning your hair?
Sherry Oteri
No, no, no. The greatest thing was he laughed so hard. And, you know, she's so controlled that to see her laugh, like.
David Spade
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
You know, really laugh. I mean, it made me feel so good. Still, no one fixed my hair. But no one cared about.
Dana Carvey
Oh, you're the comedian. She's the comedian.
David Spade
Yeah, yeah, do your jokes clown.
Sherry Oteri
But that was. That was like. That was like a highlight of my career in viewing her as her.
David Spade
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Dana Carvey
Right.
David Spade
It's got, like, grape, lime, and ginger. It's got caffeine, probably as much as a premium cup of coffee, but no sugar. I don't like sugar. I try not to eat sugar.
Dana Carvey
Sugar makes you go up and then you go. So you want to keep even.
David Spade
That's what makes you go beep. Then it makes you go bop.
Dana Carvey
That makes you go. It makes you go home. So I stay away from sugar is our point. But that's not five Hour Energy transfusion.
David Spade
Yeah. They're little too. You can carry them around. You know, you go to. You can either go to 5hourenergy.com with the number 5hourenergy.com, but I get them. They sell them a lot of places. You can always just grab them.
Dana Carvey
And it's got a lot of B vitamins.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Amino acids, nutrients, you know, keep you alert and energized. Because I've been around you where, like, we're out to dinner or at lunch, and it's 11 o' clock here. And here you get your entree. And this is you.
David Spade
Oh, no. I. I look at you and I'm like, this guy has no amino acids in his body. I can tell.
Dana Carvey
I look at you. And this is like this. I just. In my head I see this guy.
David Spade
Let me see. I gotta look at you again. Okay. I couldn't see you before.
Dana Carvey
Five hour energy.
David Spade
Yeah, this guy needs some 500.
Dana Carvey
This was you at the luncheon.
David Spade
Don't do it again. Let me see. I have to cut back.
Dana Carvey
Anyway.
David Spade
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David Spade
I will say, sheri, this is nothing to do with you, but. And we'll cut it. But one time I got to get interviewed by Barbara Walters. And then just a quick one. And then afterwards we took a picture. And then my mom loved her, so she goes, what's your mom's name? That's not a good one, but you know, you could say it, but I said, oh, Judy. And then she took a piece of paper off my desk and just wrote a note to her. And then I put it in the picture and sent it to my mom. And that's sweet.
Sherry Oteri
That's really nice.
David Spade
That was nice of her. She was very sweet. It was just one of these, like I was part of a seven people, you know, like she'd do an hour of like, interesting people. I would think I was watered down, like marginally interesting. People. That was like, one. I love one of her.
Sherry Oteri
She had so many specialists, the top 10 most interesting people.
David Spade
Yeah, you know, it was something like that.
Sherry Oteri
My. It's funny because my cousin Mary called me, and she goes in Jersey, and she goes, sherry, you know, Barbara's leaving. You should do something. And I go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two weeks go by, she goes, hey, I called the gang at the View. I said, excuse me. Yeah, I called them at the View, and I told them that I think you should do something. And. And I go, you. You did what? And she goes, yeah, I talked to the producer, and I told him I thought you should do something. He said it was a good idea and that he'd get back to you when it was closer to. And I was like, all right, at least they were really nice to her. That's sweet. And then, like, two months later, I get a call from the producer. Jerry, your cousin Mary called us with a good idea. I swear to you, it was because of my cousin Mary o' Teary that I got that interview to interview her as her.
David Spade
Oh, that's good.
Dana Carvey
She was. I. My only story is that she wanted to interview me. I was at the Beverly Hotel. I'd had some health issue, and I got in the tabloids, and people were after me for kind of that, you know, type of interview.
David Spade
Gotta get her. Talk, break. Silence.
Dana Carvey
So. So I would say that she left 25 voicemails all night long. I want Sherry to do the voice. This is what she would say. Hi, this is Barbara Walters. If we could just talk for a moment, I would appreciate it so much if you would call me back. And it was just all night long.
Sherry Oteri
More.
Dana Carvey
More voicemails.
Sherry Oteri
Are you serious?
Dana Carvey
Yeah. Yeah. She really want. I mean, I saw why she's so successful. I mean, she was, like, relentless.
David Spade
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
She wanted me to host the show because I remember Meredith Vieira was stuck in Buffalo, and it was a big snow store. And then I said, oh, you guys, I got a call that morning, and I go, you. I'm not good at that. Like, I. I'm not a standup. I'm. I'm very. I'm not good off the cuff.
David Spade
You mean you want a bit to do that? You write not to go. Sometimes when you go on Stern, he goes, hey, do Donald Trump if he just heard about this. And then you have to riff and riff, and it's very hard, you guys.
Sherry Oteri
You know what I mean? You have. You know, you have that muscle. And so. And they go, oh, Sherry, look out your window. And I looked out my window, and there's a car with the driver standing goes, she wants you in that car.
David Spade
Get in, get in. Wow.
Sherry Oteri
And then I went and I did the show. And they were like, wow, she was right. This is not.
David Spade
She doesn't know how to do it. This is not what we thought.
Sherry Oteri
I was quiet. I had. I was so nervous. I was. Yeah, I was pretty quiet. They didn't ask.
David Spade
Dana, your last four messages from her at 3am were like, you up, you up. And you're like, these are getting more like a booty call.
Dana Carvey
Well, what would. I would assume that I want to.
David Spade
Hear, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, I want to interview.
Dana Carvey
I'm going to throw you one because I. I think you can talk as Barbara Walters. Just like, okay, she's at Baskin Robbins, but she can't decide what. Which ice cream she wants. And she's really torturing the employees there.
Sherry Oteri
What is in the mocha Roca?
David Spade
Didn't take you too long.
Sherry Oteri
Are they nuts? Because apparently everyone is dying from them.
Dana Carvey
Angry, aggressive. That's funny because I assume while you were on SNL that when you had one of your characters and there was a couple of writers around, basically you would just riff, you know, and get things started. They'd laugh.
David Spade
They write for the hooks or.
Dana Carvey
There was a lot of that. I'll bet.
Sherry Oteri
Well, I started writing. Lauren really wanted me to do her on 2020, so I did. And then Daryl did Hugh Downs and.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, and probably did it perfect.
Sherry Oteri
He was amazing. He was amazing.
David Spade
One guy told me, he goes, you think you're the biggest star in Arizona? You know, who is Hugh Downs? I go, okay, no argument. I hope he's out of the way now.
Sherry Oteri
And then that led to interviewing. You know, she was everywhere. She was, you know, and then once I got comfortable doing her, it was a blast.
David Spade
Yeah, yeah. What about.
Dana Carvey
What is.
David Spade
What was the lady. What was she talking about? Dana, when she was on and she kept acting out her mom coming in the room or something. What was that story?
Dana Carvey
Oh, when you're on before, there was. We were dying. Because it was just all about your childhood and your fantasy life coming home.
David Spade
Oh, yeah. You were like, think you're in a soap opera watching.
Dana Carvey
So you had the stuff. Fantasy life. And then your mother sometimes would be disappointed and come in the room and say stuff. Would you just give us.
Sherry Oteri
No, it was when I was growing up. It was dog eat dog. It was chaos. I mean, things were thrown. There was no semblance of any kind of civility. And so I was really hooked on. I was hooked on soap operas because of disability. And I thought, I want to our home life to be like that, where the TV isn't on 24 hours a day. And then she would come home and I would set up on our radiator and mock bar because in the 70s, they always came home. And the soap bars, I went straight to the bar and, you know, open the carafe and I would put Kool aid in a see through vase and have the ice cubes in my jelly glass. You know, all those jellies that turned into a glass with the cartoon characters on it. And I'd have a scarf around my neck.
Dana Carvey
You're by yourself? How old are you?
David Spade
No, she's waiting for mom to get home.
Dana Carvey
You're 10?
Sherry Oteri
No, no, no. It was truly. It was like in my mind, she's walking up the outer. Outside the front porch steps, and I'm like, action. And then she walks in and I said, oh, mother, you startled me. I wasn't expecting you. And I said, I've got my test results back today. And you know how I would always stare at the camera in my mind because in soap operas, the person stood in back of them and they kept looking front and because I'm thinking, the camera's right here. And I would say, I got my test results back. And then she was still wouldn't answer me. And I go, would you like to know? And she goes, who the fuck are you talking to? Turn around. And I'm like, cut. Let's set this up again. You know, she can't curse. She can't curse. And then I would do it again and I would just. I would pretend we were like in a. In a soap opera. And I would be the only one speaking that way. But, you know, I like it. It was just really me living in a fantasy world and always pretending like we had a normal home. You know, I used to.
Dana Carvey
Did you ever have therapy and talk about this? It's pretty heady stuff.
David Spade
Or is this it with us?
Dana Carvey
We had really. This is pretty much it. I mean, I. I'm a licensed therapist, so I am weird.
David Spade
We do this to see which one's the least crazy, but we're also crazy.
Sherry Oteri
No, but that was. That was the good that came out of it. You know what I mean? That wasn't. Yeah, that wasn't what I talked about. You know, it was maybe what made me do that, but that was me waking up and. Okay, how can I make my world cope? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dana Carvey
Didn't you do a biblical one, too, with a ladle or something.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, I remember watching. I loved the Ten Commandments.
Dana Carvey
Yes, me too.
Sherry Oteri
And I would go into the kitchen, and she'd be talking to her friend, and she always said, what do you want?
David Spade
And when you walk in and interrupt.
Sherry Oteri
Him, yeah, what do you want, Mother? I thought I'd get maybe a beverage, A glass of Kool Aid. Hi, Adele. It's nice to see you again. You know, And I was always talking as if we were civilized. And then she said, one more time, what do you want? And then I go, mom, will you. And I would get a ladle, and I would fill it with water, and I'd go, will you just hand this to me? And she's like, what the fuck, Sherry? And then my mom's friend would say, I'll hand it to you, honey. And then my mom would go, I'll hand it to her. And so she would hand it to me, and I would drink it. I go, you are kind. And then I would say to her friend. I would say to her friend, you are strong. You stood up to the malachites. And you are strong like bull. You stood up to the malachite. I will dwell in this land. I will partake of your bounty. And she goes, dwell in the other room.
David Spade
It's like, go watch Gilligan's Island.
Sherry Oteri
I'm constantly having to yell in my mind, cut. Cut.
David Spade
It was going so good, too. And then you have to.
Sherry Oteri
Who hired her? Who did she sleep with to get this job?
David Spade
Who Was there a lady that said, remember this one, Dana? When she goes, I'm keeping this. When you say, I'm keeping. It's funny. That's a normal thing with neighbors when you throw shit in their yard.
Sherry Oteri
That was from when I was a little girl. My grandmom, before the. This was before the. In Atlantic City, before the casinos. And everybody from South Philly was before the casino. Yep. Everybody from South Philly had. Was in this area. And everybody's grandmother lived with them. And they all policed the street in their house, coats and slippers and knee highs. And I just remember we would all be playing ball in the street, and whenever anything would land on, like, my grandmom's porch or anybody's porch, the grandmother would come, I keep it. Now have your mother come get it. You happy? Yeah. I see that finger, I'll break it. You know, somebody gave her the finger, but really they just wanted the person's mother to come over so they could, you know, shoot the shit and Talk.
David Spade
Send your mother over.
Dana Carvey
Some things are so funny that I can't laugh at the moment, but I just wanted for a second go back where the friend says they'll hand you the ladle and you take a drink. And what did you say to the friend after you took the drink?
Sherry Oteri
I said, yeah, you are strong. You stood up to the malachite. I will dwell in this land. I will partake of your bounty. It's all from the Ten Commandments.
Dana Carvey
I know, but it's just. So how often did this happen?
David Spade
Yeah, it's great.
Dana Carvey
I mean, was it every day? Was it twice a week? Did you have siblings? And were they in all that?
Sherry Oteri
Nobody truly knew what I was doing. No one knows what. I mean, nobody cared. It was almost like I was truly in my own world. And you guys, I have to say, you know, I wrote a movie about it.
David Spade
Oh, you did?
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. Called Our Lady.
David Spade
We talk about this.
Dana Carvey
Yes. I think you were starting to write it or something. So what.
David Spade
What?
Dana Carvey
Tell us about that, because I think you were.
David Spade
It's called what?
Sherry Oteri
Our lady of Perpetual Sorrow. It's the name of the Catholic school she goes to. Our lady is playing Tears of St. Joseph this weekend. Are you going? It's like the Catholic school names were horrendous.
David Spade
That we had olph and. Is that a normal one? Our lady of Perpetual Help.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, I. Yeah, I think that is. So is Our lady of Perpetual Sorrow.
David Spade
Oh, it is. Oh, Sorrow sounds like more of a bummer. You're right.
Sherry Oteri
I know. But I just think it's so funny that that's the name of this.
Dana Carvey
You wrote this movie and.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Was it. And it's really about your. This. This part of your childhood? I. I just. This popped in my head. I don't want to talk about before. Did your mom. Was she around for your smashing fame blast success?
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, she was. She was living. She was. She's in Philly.
Dana Carvey
Okay.
David Spade
Disbelief.
Dana Carvey
I mean, because then did it all connect for her? This. This kid who's always acting out and doing.
Sherry Oteri
I truly don't think so. She. I'm imagining her saying she was alone a lot.
David Spade
Huh.
Dana Carvey
Some parents are jealous. Some parents are jealous when their kids. If they had aspirations, especially sometimes you read that they're kind of actually a little bit jealous of their own child's success in show business if they didn't get to pursue it.
Sherry Oteri
I don't think she could have imagined that that would have happened, you know, at all.
Dana Carvey
At all.
Sherry Oteri
And then I saw her in an interview once. Somebody interviewed her in Philadelphia. And she's like, oh, I always knew, like what? Like what? I mean, my brother and I did make her laugh a lot. But I grew up. I was very influenced by my mom. You know, she wasn't very happy. And so I did whatever I could to make her happy. So she listened, and whenever she laughed, I paid attention whenever she laughed. And she listened to comedy albums all the time. She listened to George Carlin, Cheechin Chong. She listened to Bill Cosby. She listened to Woody Allen. And I. And I swear it, all that stuff stuck in my head. And even if I didn't understand something, I would understand it in the context of what they said, you know? And that probably. I think that's what made my sense of humor maybe a little bit more advanced, you know, than my age was listening and memorizing these albums. And I remember when I was in school, I was, like, second grade, and they said, you know, who has a joke they'd like to tell? And, you know, a kid is like, why'd the guy throw butter out the window? I don't know, Timmy. Why? He went to see a butterfly. Oh, that was very, very good. And I'm like. I went to the doctor the other day, and he told me I was schizophrenic. I said, no, I'm not. Neither am I. And this is like second grade. The nun goes, Put your head down, Ms. Oteri.
David Spade
And I'm like.
Sherry Oteri
I'm like, oh, rough crowd. Rough crowd.
David Spade
You're just doing an album of God years old. Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
Killed in My Living Room.
David Spade
That's funny because you. You probably. Yeah, it's a little more sophisticated when you're seeing what makes her laugh, then you go, what about that joke? If I don't get it, what's the funny part there? What does she like about. About that? And you have to break it down a little bit.
Sherry Oteri
I just hearing her laugh was music to my ears.
David Spade
Sure. You know, especially in a stressful house.
Sherry Oteri
And then I remember I never saw her laugh so hard. And she. She watched this movie, where's Papa? With George Siegel and Ruth Gordon, and she was crying, laughing so hard. And then I got to do Just Shoot Me with George.
David Spade
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
And I said that to him, and.
David Spade
I said to me and you, Jesus Christ, she's easy. I.
Dana Carvey
He's great. I mean, David was the father of that.
David Spade
No, I don't know if you remember. I was on the set, too. If you look at the call, if you haven't won. No, I love George. He was so funny.
Sherry Oteri
God damn But I would love to. I had. And he got such a kick. I go, I never saw my mother as a kid laugh so hard. Because when she watched you and Ruth Gordon and where's. Where's Papa? He's like, really? Really? He was very sweet. It was so fun to do that show. Just shoot me.
David Spade
For sure.
Dana Carvey
What was the assistant?
David Spade
You were an assistant that obsessed with Maya or something?
Sherry Oteri
No, like, I was kind of like, they were treating me as if I were kind of like a dog that they rescued.
David Spade
Did you do an arc?
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. They brought me back again. And then I got nominated for an Emmy. And I'm thinking to myself, this was me, Sherry, you got nominated for him. I was like, oh, my God, for snl. And they go, no, just shoot me. And I go, that was a cakewalk.
David Spade
Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah.
Sherry Oteri
How? Like, I'm writing, and I'm like, you know, working my ass all night long writing, and, you know, for SNL and Pressure, and I get nominated for, like, a big. Going on a vacation. Doing your show was, like, the first sitcom I ever did. And I was like, my God, this is amazing. No matter what you're going to be written for.
David Spade
God, that's exactly how I felt getting on it. And I had all these great writers, and I'm like, they'll put you 90% there. They'll go, if you think of an ending, just. Or if you think of something here, just put in. I'm like, so wait, you're writing for me every week.
Sherry Oteri
I know.
David Spade
And then I just say it, and it's funny. And I'm like, this is a miracle.
Sherry Oteri
And, David, what was so wonderful is they got your voice. And so that was interesting to watch. Like, you saw the beginning of the show and everything, and then it was just like, they knew how to write for you because your voice was so. Was so strong, you know? And I was just. And then I remember they're going, Ms. Oturi, what do you want in your eggs? I go, what's your angle? What do I want in my eggs?
David Spade
What do you mean, you're bringing me breakfast?
Dana Carvey
What do you want?
David Spade
Yeah. Such a gift. Those things are good. You on a sitcom, that's good. And it's just so much fun.
Sherry Oteri
So, Terry, could you hand me this ladle? Okay. No, it was just. I couldn't believe what a great atmosphere it was.
David Spade
I remember when you pitched, what if my character recites the whole Ten Commandments movie? And we were like, well, it feels like it would be too long. It's funny when You're a kid. Those movies are on like three times a month. And then when you're adult, you never see it.
Sherry Oteri
I know, I know. We waited all year. And then I remember moving California. And I was going to Ralph's in my car, and I had my turn signal on, and this guy just right in front of me and got right, and I. I put my car in park. I didn't park it. I put it in park, got out, went over to the guy, and he gets out. It was Charlton Husband.
David Spade
No.
Dana Carvey
Wow.
David Spade
And I was like, dana, what would he say?
Dana Carvey
I've never seen you before? No, I'm doing Phil Hartman. So Charlton Heston was. Was the host when I was there. And Lauren's dream with church lady would be with. You know, and then there was a meeting in the office, and just not my cup of tea. And then Lauren kept pushing, and I was like, no, no, no, it's all right. You don't have to do it. You don't have to do it. But that was Lauren's dream.
Sherry Oteri
And Billy. Billy Crystal, his album. I cracked up. My mom loved Billy Crystal, and I loved him. And he. He does. Do you ever think of the worst casting ever? And he said, how about Edward G. Robinson and the Ten Commandments? Where's your messiah now, Moses? Where's your messiah now?
David Spade
I remember that I listened to Billy Crystal.
Dana Carvey
It was funny even when I was 8 years old.
David Spade
Yeah, yeah.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, fancy. Say, fancy yourself some kind of God person. Yeah, I was the same way. I saw it when I was 7 or something. And then I came home and there was a Bible and I started reading it. I was, like, completely converted.
Sherry Oteri
I know, I know. It made me feel, you know, because I went to Catholic school, and it just, like, you know, reinforced everything. And I was such a big Jesus fan growing up.
David Spade
When I used to Sherry, when I was younger, I'd watch, like, the rock block of, like, Happy Days and the Morning and Shirley and whatever else, then Mash. And I'd always want my mom to watch it with me. I don't know why I wanted her to laugh.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
And then she'd just be kind of half paying attention. Luckily, we didn't have phones. She'd be on her phone, but she'd stare at it. And then she kind of drift off, and I'm like, this is a shitty one, you know, because I want her so badly. Laugh. But, you know, it just wasn't her cup of tea. You could tell. But she would be excited that I liked it. But I. You. I was the same way you wanted her to crack up.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, I wanted.
David Spade
Because she was always stressed.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, my God. It was like she was not happy. And that was before, you know, like, antidepressants and. And. You know what I mean?
David Spade
Yeah, they were raw dogging it.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, they were raw dogging it. Yeah. She. I don't think. Yeah, yeah.
David Spade
She wasn't even a drinker. I'm like, mom, go ahead and drink. I'll give you this. It's. The dad left. He got three kids. I mean, I know.
Sherry Oteri
I remember smelling pot one time and. But here's a funny thing. I used to, like, clean her room, make her bed, and, you know, so she'd come home and be really happy, you know, And I'll never forget lifting her mattress up. And I was a kid, and I'm like, there was a gun, a dildo, and a bag of something. A satchel. And this was me.
David Spade
A go bag.
Sherry Oteri
This was me. I'm like, the. I was a kid and I just thought, I don't know what's in that satchel, but I'm not gonna look.
David Spade
No. That was heartbreaking. More dildos?
Sherry Oteri
No, no, no. I'm thinking it's gotta be. It's. It might be bullets or drugs or. Or whatever, but I'm like, you know, a little girl, innocent, making my mom's bed and everything.
David Spade
It's five grand a go bag. She just goes, sorry, guys, gotta go. Passport.
Dana Carvey
Every kid, at some point, rifles through their parents.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, my God. My brother would. Took my mom's dildo. He must have been like, five. And he would go up the street, put it to his neck in front of all his friends, and go, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. And it would make his voice.
David Spade
And he was doing Bill dildo bits.
Sherry Oteri
At school, but they didn't know what it was. And he would just turn it on and put it to his neck. And.
Dana Carvey
Well, the folk music mashup was pretty fun.
David Spade
Mashup.
Sherry Oteri
And I can see all his friends. Let me try, let me try.
Dana Carvey
And this dildo is your dildo. This dildo is mine.
David Spade
Dildos seem fun if you don't know what they're for, right?
Sherry Oteri
And my mom, of course, is not going to say, where's my dildo? We're like, what's a dildo? Yeah, but that's in the movie.
David Spade
She's like, did you see my squirt gun? It's kind of like a squirt gun. It's kind of. How do I describe it?
Sherry Oteri
You See my rocket?
David Spade
You know, my Judd Apodeau does a bit where he says the guy had this growing up in high school. And he says it's hard to whisper. He's like at a party going, that girl had an abortion.
Dana Carvey
He's like, okay.
David Spade
She said, you need a volume on that. See that girl by the punch? Everyone just thought about Judd Abdo. Now they're like, that's a rough joke. Outed his joke.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, that was funny.
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David Spade
Yeah. So Sherry buddy. Sherry buddy. Now you never caught up with pudgy wudgy Pudgy wedgie? Pudgy wudgy was in France. France. You were screaming at some.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, that was when I was on the beach in New Jersey and when we were kids. Well, you're keeping up with the Kardashians. I'm keeping up with the fudgy wudgy man at the. The Jersey short. Fudgy fud.
David Spade
Dude, you hit that. Are you vlogging your day?
Sherry Oteri
Well, I'm actually watching my weight. I shouldn't have a fudgy watchy. I'm watching my weight.
David Spade
Says it twice.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, just.
Dana Carvey
Just you.
David Spade
Oh, improv is listening.
Sherry Oteri
That I. That got like a. A million or something.
David Spade
And I'm like, I'm sure screaming fudgy wedg.
Sherry Oteri
You know, because we were kids, it was a fudgy wedgie guy. And these guys when we were kids were all like, like old Vietnam vets. And they were carrying this freezer on their back. They didn't have the wheels and they were miserable and dripping and just miserable guys. But we would, you know, scream fudgy wudgy. I said to my friend Mary Jo, I go, what if we screamed as adults like we did when we were kids for the fudgy budgie guy? So that's what I. What I did that. But then when I caught up to him, I saw how good Looking. It was. I was like, who was that screaming? Because I'm just lady.
David Spade
But I think she ran off.
Dana Carvey
I saw that little attitude at the end.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, I know.
David Spade
He was hot. He was. He got all up in your shot.
Sherry Oteri
Very hot. And then. But he was a kid too, you know? And then a friend of a friend called me. She goes, that's my friend's son. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. And then the next day or two days later, I did it. That guy was even better looking than that guy. And I went up and screamed. I was like, holy. These fudgy wudgy guys are not my fudgy wudgy guys anymore.
David Spade
Did you do your fudgy wedgie bit again?
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, I did, but now everybody's like, oh, fudgy wudgy. And I'm like, they were doing a fudgy wudgy calendar, because these guys are so hot. So I think I pretty much gave her the idea. The one who owns the fudgy wudgy kind of franchise. And then they wanted me to come out and do the calendar and scream their names or just be in the calendar. And I'm like, but, okay, I go out and she's supposed to pay for the air. Didn't pay for it.
David Spade
How far this story got.
Sherry Oteri
Didn't pay for it.
Dana Carvey
Okay.
Sherry Oteri
She told me where she was putting me up. She didn't put me up there. It was like a dive motel. And she just like, kind of got me under the. Out there under false pretenses and it never happened.
David Spade
And she kind of fudged the truth.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, she. Yeah, she fudged the truth. But yeah. Yeah, it's so funny, like what people like. It's. It's crazy to me.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, I. I would say immediately when I heard it, is that it wasn't so much enthusiastic. There was an aggression to it. And then saying fudgy wudgy. This super innocent, silly ice cream. But a real aggression. I mean, so that's.
David Spade
And a lady doing instead of a kid.
Sherry Oteri
I just thought, I'll just say that. And I just wanted to make her laugh, you know? And I was like, my friend laughed because that's what we did. When the. When the ice cream man came down the street, my brother would scream at the top of his lungs, wait a minute. And then you have to go get the dollar from your mom. And then, you know, make sure it's stopped at the truck stop.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, yeah.
David Spade
You also do stuff sometimes. I do like a museum like when I'm on the road, you go to do something you never do, and then you just do bits inside because, like, you're in a museum, right?
Sherry Oteri
Oh, yeah, I was at the palace of Versailles.
David Spade
Oh, oh. And then you're filming shenanigans.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. You know, you just get. It's fun, you know, because I was looking at everything and I was just, you know, getting. I was interested and then a little bored. Interested, little bored. So whenever I got bored, I was just. I would just like, film what I saw.
David Spade
Of course, on the thing, it's funny. It's always funny to do that shit. It kills time. When you're on the road, we go, let's go to the zoo, let's go to museum, whatever's in the town.
Sherry Oteri
And I never think of that when I'm home. It's always when I'm away. Something will make me say, oh, let me shoot this. Let me. Let me get this, you know.
David Spade
Well, you're out of your element. I think you're out of what you do every day. And so suddenly it's. You have to have new adventures to think of, new bits and stuff.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess so. You know, you have to be, you know, inspired. And I'm not inspired when I'm home.
David Spade
Right.
Sherry Oteri
Wow.
Dana Carvey
This is the Dukealux. What is it? Duckalux. With that one. Did you say to your. Your friend, I'll be there and I'll. I'm going to drive past frame and you're going to hit it like in turn and you know. Yeah, that had a slight moment of planning just for a second. You go there?
Sherry Oteri
No, because we were. We were at here. It was. We were on another tour and getting the history of Paris. And I'm like, all right, so I learned enough. I think we're going to do something funny. And so I said to my friend here, just get me, get me riding down the street.
David Spade
Stay on me, stay on me.
Sherry Oteri
But I'm telling you, wherever I go, I love to do bike tours. Love to do bike tours. I don't want to walk, I want to bike.
David Spade
Oh, wow.
Dana Carvey
There we are.
David Spade
Oh, there you go.
Sherry Oteri
Lifestyle like biking in Paris. And with Dolcolax, I can hard seat, soft stool. Thanks, Dokalex.
David Spade
Forgot about your tag.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, again. That, that piercing thing screaming, the laugh because it's so violent and it's. It's great.
David Spade
You have a good yell.
Sherry Oteri
Who's this soft pretty lady?
David Spade
When was the last time you did cheerleaders on the show? Oh, really?
Dana Carvey
What did you do on the 50th. I missed it. Were you there? Did you do it?
Sherry Oteri
No, I was not asked to do anything. I sat in the audience.
David Spade
That's fine.
Dana Carvey
Waste of talent, Sherry.
Sherry Oteri
But Adam. Adam gave me a shout out in his song.
David Spade
Oh, he did?
Sherry Oteri
And I thanked him afterwards. I go, hey, thanks. That was the most I was in the show.
David Spade
What did he say?
Sherry Oteri
He's like, of course I'm gonna name you. He was sweet.
David Spade
No, what did you say in the song?
Sherry Oteri
He sung that song and he named. You know.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
People on snl.
David Spade
Oh, he didn't name me Prick.
Dana Carvey
I think he's nominated for.
Sherry Oteri
Well, you were actually on the show, so, you know, you were a favorite child.
David Spade
No, that was.
Dana Carvey
He had the line of the night. We've talked about it. When he was in the audience. That was the line of the night. What was it? David had it.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
Oh, I got a feel for it.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. The big Broadway production.
David Spade
Were you there for that shirt, or did you leave by then?
Dana Carvey
John Mulaney. Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
Honey, you were so funny.
David Spade
Okay, that was more like it. Thank you.
Sherry Oteri
You were really, really funny. And everybody. Where's Dana? Because everybody wants a controversy.
David Spade
Dana.
Sherry Oteri
Where's Dana? Where's Dana?
Dana Carvey
Where's. Where's. Where's Bill Hader? Where's Dan Aykroyd? Yeah, they. Are they hanging out somewhere? Yeah, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Hader and Dana.
David Spade
No, they go, dana, like, I'm your caretaker. They're like, where's Dana? I'm like, oh, I shouldn't say. But he's not here.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
It's funny they even notice, you know, you're a big star because it's such a shit show of everywhere you turn there's somebody famous. So for them to even. It would have taken me weeks to go, oh, wait, you know, who wasn't there? You know, because you just don't know. It's a blur.
Sherry Oteri
Well, there were so many famous people there that it was like he was also servicing, you know, people outside of the. The cast.
David Spade
Right? Yeah. You got hosts that can do whatever they want. You've got Sabrina Carpenter. You have newer stars, and you have Paul Simon. They put them together, I would say.
Dana Carvey
The good nights for me, watching it on television was this, like. And seeing Lauren's body posture and the look on his face and, like, his whole life is there. It was like a movie, basically.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Just him there. Fifty years, you know, and just. Just Lauren's kind of shy about his feelings, you know.
David Spade
Really? He hugged me and said, I Love you so much. I'm glad Dana's not here. I said, lauren, he said, you can't. I'll never repeat this. I'll never say I said this.
Dana Carvey
You'll find that David's fair. Sherry will always bring something to the.
David Spade
Table nice and vague.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, right.
David Spade
Make sure David has some SpaghettiOs waiting.
Sherry Oteri
And then everybody I know doesn't say anything to me after the show, but I had a. You know, because, you know, they were wondering why I wasn't. And. But I did have. The whole week was really fun when I was there doing Good Morning America and what else? Oh, and then doing Andy Cohen. Bravo. That was so much fun with the girls.
David Spade
Oh, yeah, that's right. Sherry, you okay?
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
Oh, okay. I just saw what happened. So what about after the show? Usually they get to just go, hey, good show. Good show. But if you weren't in it, which they don't even know, you could have played a piece of toast in that.
Dana Carvey
Millennium, no one can remember who exactly was in it. If you had told me you were in it, I would go, oh, I. Great. Too long of a show to really remember.
David Spade
Yeah. Million sketches. Everyone's playing a Statue of Liberty or something.
Sherry Oteri
I had a good seat. I had a good seat.
David Spade
No, you had a good seat. Was anyone near you? That was exciting to see.
Dana Carvey
Rob Schneider.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. So Rob. And then Kevin Nealon was sitting next to me, and we were laughing.
David Spade
Oh, Nealon's a good laugh.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah. Yeah.
David Spade
Did you go down and talk to Nicholson and sit on his lap? I did.
Sherry Oteri
Wait a minute. Jack Nicholson?
David Spade
There he was. He was an Adam song, too.
Dana Carvey
Maybe he just came out for the song. He did a little line.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, really?
David Spade
In the spillover theater. Was it in 30 Rock or were you down at the Wharf?
Sherry Oteri
No, I didn't see. Was he really there?
David Spade
You see Miley Cyrus? She was in the front row.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, yeah. Well, she. She sung.
David Spade
That's how you know if they were there.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah.
David Spade
So, yeah, Jack. I think Jack came out mainly for Adam's song. And then I think he. He went out because I think he was in not 100% health. I don't know for sure, but I. When I walked by him, I, of course, graced him with my presence.
Sherry Oteri
Are you doing Grown Ups Easy. New. Grown Up.
Dana Carvey
Grown Ups. Three or four.
David Spade
Easy. Lisa Gibbons.
Dana Carvey
Wait.
Sherry Oteri
Called Lisa Gibbons.
David Spade
Easy. Nancy Odell. Wait, you were in Grown Ups 2, was it? Or first or one.
Sherry Oteri
Yeah, two. That was. That was.
David Spade
Oh, and you. You wear your barrette that Adam gave you. And I. So hilarious.
Sherry Oteri
And I love Steve Buscemi played my husband.
David Spade
Oh, that's right.
Dana Carvey
Cool.
David Spade
That's right. Oh, my God, how many times people go, I saw you in Grown Ups because it's on every single day.
Sherry Oteri
Oh, my gosh. You know, the people say, you know, this new gen, then new generation, they say, aren't you the girl from. From Grown Ups? You know, because, yeah, they never watched the snl. But no, but, yeah, that was. That was really fun.
David Spade
I think I get Grown Ups more than anything now because it's awesome. Yeah, for sure. I don't know.
Dana Carvey
The big dumb comedy of the. Of the 90s and. And era are, you know, they kind of stand out, you know, because they're just trying to be balls out funny physically, and they're silly. I don't know. I think that some of the young people, there's so much they like.
Sherry Oteri
You know what? I would love seeing it on Instagram. I love when they show outtakes of Tommy Boy. Oh, my God, I crack up so hard.
David Spade
Yeah, I love it because when I first saw it, I never saw it. I didn't. I didn't know.
Sherry Oteri
I mean, you and him together were just. I mean, on and off. Your friendship was just so adorable, but I could not. I cracked up at you two, like, just playing like brothers, right?
David Spade
Just fucking up lines. And. And he would try to screw up every line, and he'd laugh so hard or he'd yell at the crew, and half the time I don't react because I'm like, my God, we're on hour 15. You can't keep doing this. He would be like mayor of the set. We'd walk in and he goes, hey, Steve, how are you? Did little Jimmy play this weekend? Okay, Is he first base? I'm like, are you running for mayor? Let's go do the scene.
Sherry Oteri
Okay, then.
David Spade
And then. But the. The one thing he did that I didn't do, that I think I admitted that was so rude, is when I went to his trailer to leave. And it was after about a month of shooting, and I went in there and he got his. And shockingly, all his wardrobe was folded on the bed. And then I go, you fold all your wardrobe when you leave? He goes, yeah, don't you? And I go. He goes, where is it? I go, I don't know.
Dana Carvey
All over the room.
David Spade
I just take it off and put my clothes on. Leave. He's like, what a dick. I go, I know, right? I didn't know you did that. I swear to God. That's how stupid I am. So he would fold his little outfits on and put them on the bed with the shoes.
Dana Carvey
He didn't have to do that because they're gonna throw him in a big bag and wash.
David Spade
But that was, like, a nice thing of growing up. Like, he learned. I didn't learn that part. So that's admittedly me being wrong in that situation. But overall, I remember the Tommy Boy one that I laughed the hardest. That was when he's on the bed with me and he goes. I go. He goes, zelinsky's going to come and he'll say this. I go, yeah. You're like, he seems like a nice guy. And I said it weird.
Dana Carvey
And he goes, oh, my God, what a dick.
David Spade
He just starts laughing so hard. But he got. I don't even know if we ruined. If it ruined that take.
Sherry Oteri
Wasn't that in.
David Spade
It was in the movie. And I think they used that tape because it was a pause and then he started laughing. And his laugh was so hilarious when I.
Dana Carvey
No wonder. That sad.
David Spade
Yeah.
Sherry Oteri
It's not even like he's working. You know what I mean? It's not even like you guys are working. You're just like, yeah, goofing and getting to say funny lines and crack up at each other.
David Spade
Yeah, 100%. All right, we'll let you go. We'll probably do a part three one day because it's so funny to have you. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
So much fun.
David Spade
Thank you, Sher. Love talking to you. Love seeing you.
Sherry Oteri
I love you guys, and I'm so happy that you're killing it. Congratulations.
Dana Carvey
Jesus. Well, keep your mouth shut, Scoob.
David Spade
Is that your dog, Dana?
Dana Carvey
No, it's not my dog. I'm more. Donkeys, spiders.
David Spade
Well, we just had Sherry Oteri, who we really like and was a backed by pop demand. And she. She held up, of course.
Dana Carvey
It was kind of fun, you know, because we wanted you all to see, you know, her doing her mom and these kind of now. They're infamous stories of her childhood.
David Spade
Yeah, she really goes deep with it. I like that part. She doesn't care. She just says, really? What's going on in that childhood? I think a lot of people relate to that.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, she's just. She just has a. Just a funny, funny vibe. Like, really just. You start laughing when you see her effervescent.
David Spade
I like when she screams the jokes at the people. It's so goddamn hilarious. You're right. It's also a little angry. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, very angry.
David Spade
Just sounds funny. Well, we hope you liked it. And thank you. Oh, she Also has a new project, and it's a new charcuterie board, but she will tell you about it. And then she made a little video.
Dana Carvey
So she made a little video for you all to see. And we'll see you next time. Flann the wall without a guest.
Sherry Oteri
What I'm so excited about is I'm known for having doing great charcuterie boards. And so I went to Philly, and my cousin works for this gourmet grocery store called De Bruno Brothers. They have six stores in Philadelphia, all over the area. And so they asked me if I would design my own charcuterie board for their site. And it's called the charcuterie Board. Now you're asking, fellas, Sherry, what will I get in my charcuterie box? I'll tell you what you'll get, fellas. You're gonna get a maestri prosciutto Italiano. You are going to get De Bruno Brothers Italian market pepperoni. You are going to get Colton basset Stilton, and you are going to get parmesan reggiano and a cheese called a Compte Essex reservation. This cheese is so delicious. And then you're also going to get olive tompenade. You are going to get dried Asian pears. That's going to go with the Stilton cheese beautifully. And then a sea salt crostini. Oh, you're going to get Mike's Hot Honey. And also a bottle of truffle oil. There's truffle cheese, you know, but I didn't want to put anything just in case you didn't want truffle. You didn't like truffle. So you get a beautiful bottle of truffle oil so you can put on whatever you want. And for dessert, you're going to get a De Bruno Brothers toffee and pretzel milk chocolate bar. These are so great for any occasion. You don't have to do your charcuterie board. Let me do your charcuterie board for you. And you can get this@debrunobrothers.com Let me see the second week in August. So, yes, I'm very proud of my charcuterie board.
David Spade
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Dana Carvey
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David Spade
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade Episode: Cheri Oteri is BACK for Round 2! Release Date: July 31, 2025
In this episode of Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade, longtime pals Dana Carvey and David Spade welcome back the beloved comedian Sherry Oteri for an engaging and laughter-filled conversation. Responding to popular demand from their Audacy audience, the hosts delve deep into Sherry's comedic journey, personal anecdotes, and memorable moments from her career in showbiz.
The episode kicks off with Dana and David expressing their excitement about having Sherry Oteri back on the show. They highlight Sherry's unique comedic style, her impressions, and her ability to bring energy and humor to every story she shares.
David Spade (03:13): "We get comments on YouTube... we just had her on."
Dana Carvey (04:03): "One of the funniest people we've had on Fly on the Wall, the one and only Sherry Oteri."
Sherry opens up with a hilarious story about a visit to a nail salon, showcasing her knack for observational comedy and impersonations.
Sherry Oteri (04:15): "Happy nail, how I help."
Her playful interaction imitates a frustrated nail salon employee, setting the tone for the comedic exchange that follows.
The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Sherry recounts vivid and humorous memories from her childhood. She shares stories about her brother’s mischievous antics and the complex relationship with her mother.
Sherry Oteri (02:27): "Oh my God, my brother took my mom's dildo... he'd say, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning."
David Spade (02:44): "And he was doing dildo bits at school."
These anecdotes not only highlight Sherry's comedic prowess but also shed light on her ability to find humor in unconventional situations.
Sherry delves into her experiences on Saturday Night Live (SNL), sharing behind-the-scenes insights and memorable moments from the show. She reminisces about her characters and the creative process behind her sketches.
Sherry Oteri (12:36): "I wrote a movie about it... called 'Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.'"
David Spade (37:05): "You were really, really funny. And everybody..."
Sherry discusses the challenges and triumphs of being part of a high-pressure environment like SNL, emphasizing the camaraderie and support among the cast members.
The episode is peppered with stories of Sherry’s interactions with notable figures in the entertainment industry, including Barbara Walters and Adam Sandler.
Sherry Oteri (15:35): "I remember interviewing her as her... she laughed so hard."
Her encounter with Barbara Walters stands out as a poignant moment, showcasing Sherry's ability to blend humor with heartfelt experiences.
Sherry shares details about her latest project—a custom charcuterie board designed for De Bruno Brothers, a gourmet grocery store in Philadelphia. She enthusiastically describes the selection of artisanal products included, reflecting her passion for both comedy and culinary arts.
Sherry Oteri (67:19): "You're gonna get a maestri prosciutto Italiano... a beautiful bottle of truffle oil."
This segment highlights Sherry's versatility and entrepreneurial spirit, adding another layer to her multifaceted career.
Throughout the episode, several standout moments and quotes capture the essence of Sherry's humor and her dynamic with Dana and David:
Sherry Oteri (28:22): "I never saw her laugh so hard."
David Spade (33:42): "I will say, Sherry, this is nothing to do with you, but."
Dana Carvey (49:02): "What I'm so excited about is I'm known for having doing great charcuterie boards."
These quotes not only provide laughs but also offer glimpses into the genuine friendship and mutual respect between the hosts and their guest.
As the episode wraps up, Dana and David express their appreciation for Sherry's candidness and infectious energy. They reflect on the shared stories and the laughter that ensued, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.
Dana Carvey (65:01): "So she made a little video for you all to see."
David Spade (64:45): "Just sounds funny."
The heartfelt goodbyes and plans for potential future collaborations underscore the enduring bond among the trio, leaving fans eager for more memorable moments on Fly on the Wall.
This episode of Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade serves as a testament to the power of friendship and the enduring appeal of comedic storytelling. Sherry Oteri's return brings a fresh wave of humor and nostalgia, making it a must-listen for fans of classic and contemporary comedy alike.
Notable Quotes:
Sherry Oteri (04:15): "Happy nail, how I help."
David Spade (02:44): "And he was doing dildo bits at school."
Sherry Oteri (15:35): "I remember interviewing her as her... she laughed so hard."
Sherry Oteri (67:19): "You're gonna get a maestri prosciutto Italiano... a beautiful bottle of truffle oil."
Dana Carvey (49:02): "What I'm so excited about is I'm known for having doing great charcuterie boards."
For More Episodes: All episodes of Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade are available on YouTube. Don't forget to send your burning questions and deep thoughts to flyonthewall@audacy.com.
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade is presented by Audacy.