Chilling, Taste Testing & Quiet Quitting

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: Chilling, Taste Testing & Quiet Quitting
Date: March 23, 2026
Podcast by: Audacy

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Episode Overview

In this lively, riff-filled episode, longtime comedy partners Dana Carvey and David Spade deliver a classic blend of banter, impressions, showbiz stories, and playful commentary on pop culture. The hosts introduce silly new segments (“Johnny’s Back,” “Buzzing Around”), joke about “quiet quitting,” roast each other’s careers, and riff on everything from Oscars gossip to fast food taste testing. There are hilarious impressions (Johnny Carson, Burgess Meredith, Brad Pitt, Owen Wilson), confessional moments, and frank discussions of Hollywood’s oddities. The tone is upbeat, self-deprecating, and welcoming. Perfect for fans who crave both classic SNL energy and the feeling of hanging out backstage with comedy veterans.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Banter & “Chilling” vs. “Quiet Quitting”

[02:14–03:40]

• Spade and Carvey mock how people now say they're “just chilling” instead of “doing nothing.”
• They riff about the trend of “quiet quitting”:
  David: "My favorite phrase is, someone says, I'm quiet quitting."
• Spade teases that jobs are pointless because “AI will take it in a week.”
• The pair revel in the generational shift to finding pride in doing less or “slacking off,” comparing to their younger, busboy days.

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2. Segment: “Johnny’s Back” – Modern Johnny Carson Monologue

[04:25–06:29]

• Spade debuts a new bit: Johnny Carson doing topical jokes today.
• David (as Johnny): “The world's a little scary, so you gotta go to your local bar and forget all your troubles... The Dow Jones is falling faster than Doc’s trousers in a WH house.”
• Carvey cracks up, noting that the bit’s charm is the old rhythm with modern jokes.
• They invite fans to send in modern Johnny Carson material:
  Spade: “Legions of fans to write us Johnny Carson jokes as if it was in today’s vernacular.”

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3. Oscars Parties and Star Encounters

[07:47–11:22]

• Spade recounts golfing with Andrew Santino and Travis Kelce, laughing about not asking Taylor Swift questions out of respect.
• Carvey jokes about awkward star meetups and laments the obscurity of TV shows and hosts now.
• Riffs on "Heated Rivalry," the HBO Max gay hockey show beloved by women.
• Conversation about the appeal of seeing same-sex relationships on TV from a gendered audience perspective.

Notable Quote [13:11]:
Dana: “Every girl in the world loves it. Literally every single girl in the world loves it—that’s ex...”

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4. Hollywood Manager-Speak & Inside Baseball

[15:46–18:30]

• The duo pokes fun at cryptic “manager lingo” in showbiz deals: “the cat’s on the roof,” “I set the table,” “the cheese is in the fridge.”
• David: "He doesn't want to be replaced by AI, so he talks so insane that AI doesn't even know how to repeat it."
• They bemoan how dealmaking went from straightforward to a maze of coded language.

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5. Oscars Live Episode & The Art of Being “Nice Guys”

[18:45–19:35]

• They discuss their Oscar live podcast episode and the benefits/limits of being “nice” in media.
• David: “The brand of our podcast is two nice guys. Not true. Behind the scenes—two incredibly nice guys get together and do a podcast.”

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6. Movie Plug: "Outcome" and "Bus Boys"

[24:31–27:04]

• Spade talks about his roles in the Keanu Reeves film Outcome (directed by Jonah Hill, out April 10th, AppleTV) and Busboys (limited theaters April 17th).
• Carvey reminisces about a failed SNL sketch called "Billionaire Busboys"—cue a quick, impromptu song.
• Song [27:04]: “Billionaire Bus Boys, Billionaire Bus Boys, just like you and me…”

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7. “Buzzing Around” Segment & Energy Drink Improv

[28:34–35:34]

• Presents a “Buzzing Around” improv sketch sponsored by Five Hour Energy.
• Features a surreal scene — Owen Wilson babysitting John Lovitz as a 3-year-old, Brad Pitt cameo included.
• Impressions pile up: Lovitz, Brad Pitt, Rocky’s trainer Burgess Meredith, Rocky, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Memorable Exchange [30:44]:
Dana (as Lovitz): “I've got good news Brad Pitt. I pooped my diapers.”
David (as Pitt): “I'm so jealous you have that.”

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8. NIL Law in Mississippi: College Sports and Taxes

[41:37–44:37]

• They riff on Mississippi making NIL (name, image, likeness) money tax-free for college athletes.
• Concerns about athlete recruitment and disparities between states.
• David: “If you get a $3 million offer from California and you get, you know, the worst taxes in the country, and then you go, I can go to Ole Miss and keep all my money. I mean, crazy.”

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9. Odd News, Taste Testing, & Wendy’s “Chief Tasting Officer”

[47:23–53:18]

• Spade shares a dark news story about a terminally ill comic’s criminal spree (“giving us a bad name”).
• They lampoon the Wendy’s campaign for a “Chief Tasting Officer,” seamlessly dropping into mock taste test auditions.
• Physical comedy: pantomimes of taste-testing, faking appreciation, grimacing at “dog tooth in it.”

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10. SNL Memories & Celebrity Name-Dropping

[53:52–57:41]

• Spade and Carvey share stories from old TV pilots and SNL, recalling bits from “The Facts of Life,” “MTV VMAs,” and "Gap Girls" sketches.
• David: "I did read... SNL, 130 episodes—whoops, maybe 140, excuse me."
• Quick stories about meeting legends from Robert Mitchum to Charlton Heston, and every big band of the ‘90s.

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11. Iconic SNL Sketches – “Gap Girls” Call-back

[59:41–61:08]

• Carvey brings back “Gap Girls”:
  Dana (as Meg): “My boyfriend last night... he's always telling me I look like I just slept on my face.”
• Light teasing and improv lines lead the episode to a “full circle” SNL close.

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Memorable Quotes & Bits (with timestamps)

• On quiet quitting:
  David (03:03): “My favorite phrase is, someone says, I’m quiet quitting... They just don’t put any effort, they phone it in.”
• On generational chilling:
  Dana (02:49): "It used to be, 'What are you doing? Nothing.' But it sounds cooler to go, 'Just chilling...' Even if you’re doing nothing.”
• On starstruck moments:
  Spade (08:42): “I got to ask Travis Kelce nothing about Taylor Swift out of respect, did I? Oh, no. I just told him that Taylor’s dad was at one of the shows...”
• On NIL and Mississippi’s tax law:
  Spade (42:13): “If you get a $3 million offer from California... and then you go, I can go to Ole Miss and keep all my money.”
• On doing impressions:
  Dana (34:08): “I’m a huge fan of both those guys—Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Greatest movie stars.”
• On inside Hollywood negotiation speak:
  Spade (17:23): “The landscape has changed. So much manager talk. I can’t take it.”
• On SNL memories:
  Carvey (53:52): “The Facts of Life episode Big Apple Blues, you play the love interest in it and you’re like a... You’re 12 here or something.”

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Run of Show — Timestamps for Major Segments

• Chilling & Quiet Quitting – [02:14–03:40]
• Johnny’s Back (Carson bit) – [04:25–06:29]
• Oscar Parties & Star Encounters – [07:47–14:33]
• Hollywood Deal Speak – [15:46–18:30]
• Oscar Live & Podcast Branding – [18:45–19:35]
• Movie/TV Plugs – [24:31–27:04]
• Buzzing Around / Impressions – [28:34–35:34]
• NIL Segments – [41:37–44:37]
• Wendy’s Taste Tester Bit – [49:39–53:18]
• SNL Stories – [53:52–57:41]
• Gap Girls Callback – [59:41–61:08]

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Notable Moments

• Spade’s “Billionaire Busboys” impromptu song [27:04]
• Improvised movie scene with Owen Wilson, John Lovitz (as a toddler), and Brad Pitt [29:13–30:44]
• Physical comedy during fake taste test [51:11–53:18]
• Carvey’s iconic “Gap Girls” voice returns [59:41–61:08]

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Final Thoughts

The hosts keep things light, satirical, and nostalgic—riffing on aging, the evolution of language, Hollywood absurdities, and the quirks of showbiz life. Their chemistry and decades-deep rapport shine through, offering listeners a genuine “fly on the wall” vibe. Frequent audience engagement invitations and personal stories add to the sense of inclusion and backstage fun.

Perfect for:
Anyone who loves classic SNL, off-the-cuff comedy, friendly roast battles, and sharp but never mean-spirited banter about pop culture, sports, and entertainment.

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Transcript

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[B]

What? Jealous?

[A]

Jealous of my spasm?

[B]

Almost fight Mr. T. And he goes,

[A]

are you kidding me?

[B]

Case, gotta hoist it. He's gonna hurt your five minute. I promise your parents. I wouldn't give you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said give me a donut. Wait a minute. Who are you?

[A]

You know what I do when I try to burn people because I know they don't do a lot? I go, well, what's your big Saturday? What's your big Saturday night? What'd you do last night? What was your big Saturday? And it makes them go, well, it wasn't really a big Saturday. I just, you know, mowed the lawn and then looked at my phone for seven and a half hours and I went to bed.

[B]

Most of the time, your people are just, generally speaking, hanging out.

[A]

Yeah. Doing nothing.

[B]

You're Just hanging out. Even if you're. When I was a busboy, we were hanging out most of the time.

[A]

Time.

[B]

You know.

[A]

You know what's cooler? It used to be. What are you doing? Nothing. But it sounds cooler to go. Just chilling. Oh, you're doing something. You're chilling. Yeah.

[B]

My favorite phrase of the last couple years, chilling. That's the 70s. My favorite phrase is, someone says, I'm. I'm quiet. Quitting.

[A]

Oh, that's old.

[B]

No, no, that's fairly new. Quiet.

[A]

Yeah. That's people quitting work where they just stop doing their job.

[B]

They just don't put any effort. They phone it in. You know, Especially when you get fired, you can go work from home. I don't know. Some people do it. Go to Cabo and be on the beach and then just do two hours in the hotel room like you would do. Get their work all done and then party. I love it. But the robots are going to take over, so that's all right.

[A]

Oh, got a little Debbie downer there. Enjoy your job now, because AI will take it in a week. Oh, no, you. I wasn't gonna do this, but now.

[B]

Oh, no. The war of the $2, if I can find it. Cheapest thing.

[A]

Oh, I was gonna light you up. Oh, no. If I can't do it, we're not gonna do it because I'm wasting too much time. I'm trying to. I have a bunch.

[B]

It's hard to see it. It's kind of dark. The little.

[A]

No, this one sucks.

[B]

Mine's awesome.

[A]

That's a pretty good joke.

[B]

All right. Could I introduce a new segment?

[A]

No, go ahead.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't even give you any enthusiasm.

[B]

I go, okay, this thing I always like to do, it's called. It's called Johnny's Back. So it's Johnny Carson does jokes. And then some of them are sort of like he. How we. If he was a monologist today, if he had a show today, what would the jokes be? Kind of thing.

[A]

Okay, so it's.

[B]

You know, this is Johnny Carson. Johnny is back. I just want to say the world's a little scary, so you got to go to your local bar and forget all your troubles. Ed and I went to the Rusty Nail and we said, what do we have? And the bartender said, a double straight of Horus. They're not supposed to be good. I should have known the bar was actually called the War Zone. And I'll have. Okay, that's funny.

[A]

Ruining your joke. Go ahead. The War Zone.

[B]

Go ahead. The War Zone. You know, the Mr. Johnny's back. The stock market's a little volatile. The Dow Jones is falling faster than Doc's trousers in a WH house.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

Why stuff.

[A]

Mine's a toilet.

[B]

No, but the point of Johnny's back is they don't have to be great jokes.

[A]

I like them. They're just more updated.

[B]

Yeah, because these would be some old Johnny jokes. There's a. The worst gift in the world is a fruitcake. There's no one who really wants a fruitcake. In that fact. There's only one fruitcake in the entire world and people keep just gifting it to each other. Took me a while to get there,

[A]

but that's fucking money.

[B]

So I'm just inviting the fans. I need an effect after I say this, the legions of fans to write us Johnny Carson jokes as if it was in today's vernacular.

[A]

You know, they do it sometimes on.

[B]

Who does?

[A]

On the YouTube. God, I'm wasting all this time looking for funny ones, but I don't know.

[B]

Oh, I mean, actual Carson ones.

[A]

No, just reaction. Sears.

[B]

Well, that would be if he had some kind of expert on where now we're. We're talking to Mr. Monkey. He's. He can get a little aggressive. I understand. And.

[A]

Oh, here comes his friend. No, no, that's the wrong one. That was a fart. It's supposed to be something else. Oh, here's a monkey one. God, he's fucking hyped up on Adderall.

[B]

Here's what I. There's what the audience thinks about our first few minutes.

[A]

God, I don't know if that's it. I lost mine again. Forget it. It's solid gold stuff.

[B]

I have a two dollar toy.

[A]

People are going to be like paypaling us money and cash app and going like, if this is too good, we should pay.

[B]

Right, Right. This is so much more than what we're getting listening to a few ads. So let me see.

[A]

Oh, someone said on the YouTube we didn't name drop enough about the Oscars, but I will say, I think I already said when I golfed with Santino that day. Andrew Santino from the Anderson. Yeah, yeah, of course you know him. You've done Big, Big Red, Big Red, Big golfer. So he invited me down, but I was paired with Travis Kelsey, which I didn't know for sure I was doing that. So we got to have a cart and drive around. And I got to ask him nothing about Taylor Swift out of respect, did I? Oh, no. I just told him that Taylor's dad was at one of the shows and gave me some guitar picks, which was nice. A little Ziploc from. He said, you can take these around and tell them. Did he start your friends.

[B]

Did he fall asleep actively in the. In the golf cart when you're doing that? Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Mr. Kelsey. Kelsey. Taylor Swift one time was at a college, and then I was there. I was there afterwards.

[A]

That's my whole story. That's about the length it should be. All my stories are that boring, but they're five minutes longer.

[B]

You know what I find in general, although it could blow up in your face.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is being just totally honest. Like, what, man? Football player. You're all time great. And then this happens. This global media and all that. How are you processing that? Can you ask me my nine iron, please? I need my wedge.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kelsey, hand me my. Would you hand me.

[A]

Mix it in.

[B]

He's not my caddy, but sometimes people are like, no. Well, in my story is. You're not like little David Spade. Me can't talk.

[A]

I'm meek and frail.

[B]

He's too famous.

[A]

No, I just didn't want to give him the typical questions, but he was nice.

[B]

I'm just kidding.

[A]

But Santino was funny. If we win five of us, which is a lot, it's usually four golfing. But he. By the way, the dude can power hit. He does put those big muscles. I said, this might sound weird, but can I feel your muscles? This may sound weird. Can I feel all your muscles?

[B]

Well, you hit a golf ball with your. Your. Your legs and your ass, so I think you don't want to feel the muscles that he's really using. Oh, you don't hit it with your arms. Like your. Your legs are just like. Well, they're straight. Your knees are locked, and you just go like that. You get it like 10ft. It has to be the lower.

[A]

You have to use your core. And then I go, this is your core. And then I go, are you ticklish? Right, right.

[B]

Well, I played backgammon with Shabazzi. What's his name? Shaboozi Shabuzi. And I played backgammon. And I'm just trying to. You know, I got stories, too.

[A]

No, it was Oscar weekend, so of course, people are coming out of the woodwork.

[B]

Lady Gaga and I played chess. End of story. In the park. She had sunglasses on.

[A]

Did you smack it, like, between each play?

[B]

Well, I just. I just said, well, where. How did you get the name Gaga? Did you, for you first think of G, then you added another G. Did

[A]

you say which ones didn't make the cut. Which ones were even dumber? Goo Goo.

[B]

Yeah. Isn't your real name Barbara Billingsley or something? From leaving.

[A]

Why is it Lady Baba?

[B]

Why do I go into Garth at this age? When I'm talking to her this.

[A]

It's funny to do G. So golfed. But the. The Oscar parties were. I. There's not much to say. Oh, you know, I saw as the kid from. I forgot to say this. We were walking around, me and my buddy Dan, and we were in the back. We went to the back corner to get a little stand up, you know, circle top to just rest and survey the parameter and not be in the mix because it was like you get overwhelmed fast. You go, let's just. Maybe we should bust out of here. But then one of the kids from the hockey show came over, said, can we split this table? I said, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Did you say hockey?

[A]

The hockey show where they are lovers. Dana, wake up.

[B]

What is it on the Pluto Channel

[A]

logo? What's it on, Heather? She said, dana, I can't believe you don't know it. Then I go. She's like, I don't know. It's called sibling rivalry. It's called heated rivalry.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

Hbo Max.

[B]

Geez, hbo Max. I'm still working through season one of Love Island.

[A]

You are not watching Love island now. Like, huh? Let's have a group chat about it. No, but Heated rivalry, Dana, is about two tough hockey players that fall on the ice and they start kissing. No, it's not. Oh, they're rival teams. They hate each other, but they really don't.

[B]

Wait a minute. So sorry, but it's like a gay hockey show. I mean, what.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

You're getting that. Is that bad to say that or.

[A]

No, it's what it is. Every girl in the world loves it. Literally every single girl in the world loves it. That's ex.

[B]

Thanks, Greg. It's exactly what it is. And why do women love that idea? What is it? Heather.

[A]

Heather. Tell me the two guys names. Same thing to you for years.

[B]

It's the same thing. Why? A guy likes to see two girls.

[A]

It seems odd, but guys like to see two girls hooking up, and then girls I didn't know like to see two guys hooking up.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Nikki Glaser says, well, one guy's name is Connor and hosted snl. And this was the other gentleman who was very nice, actually. Why don't I remember his name? Say his name. Oh, God. Everyone's asleep at the wheel anyway. Yeah, this is very Nice. And I said to Nikki, do you watch that show? And she said, oh, yeah. And then some other people were there, and the girl said, oh, the hockey show where they're gay, I've heard about, but I don't think I'd like it. I don't like hockey. She goes, the good news is there almost no hockey. She goes, there's no hockey. They start by going, and then no hockey. The rest of the whole thing. It was Hudson. Yeah.

[B]

Those are real names.

[A]

Connor hosted snl. Wake up, Dana.

[B]

What year did he host it? When I was there playing Biden. Last week.

[A]

Three weeks ago.

[B]

Be jealous. Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's good. He's funny. I saw it. I don't. Keep the names, Dan.

[A]

I don't. I can't.

[B]

Danny. I don't know.

[A]

Anyway, he looks a little like.

[B]

I think it's great. I just thought sort of the folklore was that women were more sexually fluid, in a sense, and men were either one team or the other.

[A]

I know. I'm so tough. I don't even get hbo, Max, because my TV knows how tough I am. It's like, you don't want to see this. You don't want to see this.

[B]

Why? I don't connect the dots.

[A]

Because it's a show about two gay guys hooking up.

[B]

So you're so not. I'm so manly that you can't even get it on.

[A]

I can't even. It wouldn't even understand. I'd be like you.

[B]

Try to order.

[A]

Not compute.

[B]

Your prescription has been canceled due to overt masculinity. Please call Mark Phineas Gervitz at 51 7.

[A]

Let me tell you, maybe you like it. They like money. It's a hit show.

[B]

Hey, it's all fun.

[A]

I don't know, maybe we'll get you on there. I got the. I put the cat on the roof.

[B]

You know what? I went, George Bush. The cat on the roof is a really cool phrase that I didn't know about, meaning a deal is almost sealed. The cat's on the roof.

[A]

Yeah. You know what he used to say? I called the guy. I set the table. So when you call, he knows everything that's going on. You just close it. Whatever. And now he goes, I called the guy, the cat's on the roof next time. And I go, you said it three times in this conversation. I don't know what you're talking. Is that a phrase? He goes, everybody knows that one.

[B]

Wake up. One time he said to me, I set the table.

[A]

Yeah. I set the table.

[B]

I got two spoons. You bring a knife. One's for soap. Are we talking about a deal in Hollywood?

[A]

No. You bring the salad fork, the napkin

[B]

goes tucked up in your shit. We're getting close. And then you close the deal. Yeah. And then you get a TV dinner.

[A]

I set the ball up, you spike it.

[B]

Mark's listening right now. He loves.

[A]

He doesn't know what we're talking about.

[B]

You remember I'm the guy who went from gotta do it, then that gotta do it. So with Gervitz now to make it, to amuse myself, I have to go crazier. We got a deal for you. It's almost. It's almost Archie Bunker. What was her name? Edith.

[A]

Edith. I got a nice Indian casino for you. It's a. It's a quick five hour flight and a two hour short hop. Frankfurt, Beijing, couple of short hops.

[B]

I think this is a nice thing for him.

[A]

So that's. Anyway set the table. Landscape has changed. I go, I thought we were going to do that deal now. The landscape has changed. So much manager talk. I can't take it.

[B]

I know they did. They do that in old timey days

[A]

where it was just funny.

[B]

Complete code. I think it was more straightforward. We've achieved a deal with Warner Brothers. Now it's like the cheese is in the fridge.

[A]

Yeah, he doesn't want to be replaced by AI, so he talks so insane that AI doesn't even know how to repeat it.

[B]

No one knows if the deal is sealed or not. Deal. The deal is sealed. It was kind of too old timey

[A]

on the one yard line.

[B]

Yeah, now, now it's a good one. I'll be finished sewing my sweater by tomorrow.

[A]

I know. You go, what is that? Is that good? Oh, yeah. You're going to be nice and toasty on Monday, if you know what I mean. So I'll wear the sweater that you're. It'll be done. All right. This is off the record. Little birdie told me. Trust me, trust me.

[B]

And now, you know, the inner machinations.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen of Hollywood, having a ridiculous manager.

[B]

This has been Hollywood talk.

[A]

This is real inside baseball.

[B]

Yeah, we got Johnny's back. As a new segment. We got Hollywood talk. We need. We need a banger.

[A]

Yeah. Five seconds. We did the Oscar live show. I mean, it almost broke the Internet. We did a show Monday and it was live. We did Fly on the Wall live for once. And now we're just raking in all the praise.

[B]

The problem is, you know, the brand of our podcast is two nice guys. Not true. Behind the scenes, two incredibly nice guys get together and do a podcast. Now if we want to trend, we share it on people at the Oscars. Yeah, take them down. If we want to get a million hits, you could we know what you could say right now and the probably the thing with the screen would go,

[A]

I used to be a little more like that, but I thought, you know what, we should have gotten Tim Dylan or someone to come on. Yeah. And they do the dirty work and then we just laugh.

[B]

That's smart.

[A]

Tim's great at it. Foreign

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I've heard all this stuff.

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[B]

of snark at one point?

[A]

I was for a while, but I think I handed it down. I didn't know what the word snarky was and I heard it first from Dan Aykroyd. I've never heard that term really, you know. You know, because you're the snarky guy around here.

[B]

You're the snarky guy, you know? You know. You know, people love this. The snark, you know. Yeah, you know, it's a good, good way to get a laugh. Right? I'm, I'm Dan. I'm Dan Aykroyd.

[A]

God. When Dan came by the old SNL offices, we would just be like, arf, arf, arf.

[B]

I know. He sat with us when we were there in 86. We had dinner with us. You know, don't be in a hurry to leave the show. And he, and he then he talked all about investing. What do you do with your money? You take the money you earn and then you invest it. Oh, he's worth 300 million.

[A]

Wait, you were only 10 years after the huge blow up of SNL. So Dan Akron being there right off the heels and he was doing like Trading Places and holy.

[B]

Dan Akroyd, as everyone knows, is Canadian. Nice. He didn't have, he's never had an ego. And I'd rather really look at. Look at haunted houses, to be honest. I mean, he's fascinated by UFOs, paranormal.

[A]

So in a way, I'm jealous of people. I am too, but I'm not that interesting. But you want to be different than just showbiz stupid stuff.

[B]

Well, let's, let's talk about the Oscars for a second and see if we can get a banger without being too mean

[A]

after our Oscars show.

[B]

It's a lot of rules now.

[A]

We have another week.

[B]

We could shit on our Oscars live streaming episodes. Thirteen hours after Conan was face down in a pile of his own goo at the, at the hook and crooked.

[A]

His own goo.

[B]

Yeah, that's used to say that, you know, this guy drank so much, he woke up face down in a pile of his own goo. You don't know that expression?

[A]

No, you aren't. I'm gonna add it.

[B]

Conan doesn't drink.

[A]

Wait, what else is going to tell you? Oh, the Bus Boys trailer came out.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And. And also that Keanu Reeves movie. I did smaller part, but that came out. It's called Outcome. That's on Apple TV. That'll be in April 10th. And then Busboys is theaters April 17th, but, wow, a handful of theaters. So I'm telling people, buy your tickets now because it's. It's only in maybe a hundred.

[B]

I'm just gonna call it right now. April is the month of the spade.

[A]

Yeah, well, I saw the Outcome trailer. I'm not in it that much. I'm gonna post it today. Heather, because what do you play?

[B]

I mean, what do you.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

What, do you have an accent?

[A]

I'm one of his buddies. Whose name is Buddy? So, no, I don't have an accent. I don't do anything.

[B]

It's just an accent.

[A]

I'm kind of a douchebag. So I live next to him in Malibu. And the joke is, you know, in Malibu, you kind of. The balconies close together like that. You have about a foot between them. They're all badged together. The beach house.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Which is legit because they built it. It wasn't really in Malibu. It looked exactly. Anyway, so when I live here and he lives here, I can always talk to him. He can't really escape me, so I'm like, what's up, guy? And he's like, oh, hey, man. And then, like, he goes out there to kind of Zen and meditate. He's going through the ringer because he's superstar, but he's got a movie coming out, but he's getting blackmailed, and he just wants some peace and quiet. I'm like, what's up?

[B]

And then he's got.

[A]

You're.

[B]

You're chipping at him.

[A]

I'm just up his ass. Yeah. I just, like, star him and he's. Because I know he's a star in the movie. You know, he's plays like a Robert Downey Jr. Big star. And so kind of like he is in real life. But Jonah Hill wrote it and directed it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool.

[A]

Cameron Diaz is his friend, and Joan is his lawyer, and Matt Bomer sounds

[B]

kind of like a cool movie.

[A]

It's a great. It's A fun movie. You know, I'm gonna go to the premiere in a little while, a couple weeks, but, you know, so that's out.

[B]

Bus Boys, Bus Boys, Bus Boys.

[A]

We're trying to get Theo to come on before Busboys. So we're gonna. Hopefully he'll be on here if he gets back in town, because I want to do it in person, you know.

[B]

Busboys. Yeah. I may. You know, I've told you this, and I think, Theo, that John Lovitz and I tried to get a sket SNL once and it was called Billionaire Busboys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And then we had a song. Billionaire Bus Boys Billionaire Bus boys Just like you and me Billionaire Bus Boys Billionaire Bus boys they are so carefree they will clean your table when they're ready and able Busboys just like you and me except they're billionaires. So the idea is they have. They have to be employed a certain amount to keep all their inheritance coming in.

[A]

Oh, so every kind of like Brewster's

[B]

Millions, every few days they just get fired on purpose. So someone's just eating their soup. Posh restaurant. You just sit in front of them and take the. I think I'll take that.

[A]

Just to get spoon up your ass.

[B]

They have to get fired, so they're slugging people and throwing chairs.

[A]

So. Yeah, that'll be so cool. Try to be a busboy for this. By the way, beloved's. His back hurts, so I. I might have to go over there and nurse him today.

[B]

Maybe I'll. I'll text him or call.

[A]

Give him a call. Check on him.

[B]

Yeah, the back. He likes to golf and play tennis. You gotta really keep your core on.

[A]

I like to, but I can't.

[B]

What? Jealousy.

[A]

Jealous of my spasm?

[B]

Yeah. I had an idea that maybe John, the character of John Lovitz, will be part of our five hour Energy segment today.

[A]

Oh, really? Oh, let's do it. Just a tease. No, let's do it.

[B]

Let's do it.

[A]

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[B]

rev up your pipes Take a slug. This is kind of like a movie set where Owen Wilson.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Plays the babysitter of John Lovett who plays himself as a 3 year old. And then there's. Then there's a surprise. Guess I'll try to make it simple.

[A]

All right? Sure.

[B]

Owen Wilson.

[A]

John. Everyone silent, please.

[B]

Sorry, little buddy. You can't have another donut. Why not? I want another donut. Jealous? I promise your parents I wouldn't give you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said give me a donut. Wait a minute. Who are you? I'm Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Perfect. Maybe you can help me with this baby. John Lovett. You know I'm not supposed to give him another donut. That's a good plan. What do you think I should do? I can think of worse things than giving that little feller a donut. And I think there's nothing wrong with giving a little kid a second donut. He'll remember it the rest of his life. Exactly. Brad Pitt. So give me a donut. I think it was a pretty good scene. Should we. Should we do it again? Woody?

[A]

No, that's.

[B]

I think we got it. You know, just. It's great. No, you're terrific. But maybe we'll release it. It'll be a tr. An opener for. For busboys.

[A]

I've got good news, Brad Pitt. I pooped my diapers. I'm so jealous. You have that.

[B]

I'll get you one.

[A]

No, I have.

[B]

That's right. John should have gone more scatological because he does like that. I have a full diaper. Jealous,

[A]

Heather? I ran out of batteries. I was gonna go. This piece of.

[B]

Did you do that? The.

[A]

They said it would last 5,000 years. Five hours taking this out of my doomsday fucking basement. My doomsday basement. I have a box, you know, in case everything goes wrong. It's a rat bag with cashews and raisins and five head shots. I don't know if I need those. But just to make sure people know I'm famous. If there's a bunch of rubble, there's

[B]

a. Yeah, it's kind of like. Please help me first.

[A]

Please help me.

[B]

Would you potentially be like Burgess Meredith in this scenario?

[A]

You gotta help me rock, because these rocks are gonna hurt me. Po Min.

[B]

It just so people know he's doing Burgess Meredith. This famous actor for 100 years who was playing the rough and tumble Brooklyn kind of coach. A trainer to Sylvester Stallone and Rocky. He's planning it to a very sophisticated 1962 black and white Twilight Zone where he plays someone who survives a nuclear holocaust and wants to read books. Just. Just so it makes sense.

[A]

He Was always worried about Rocky. And he likes. And he's more tough love. If you look. If you watch the movies carefully, he does like Rocky. He's very tough on him.

[B]

And he goes, almost fight Mr. T.

[A]

And he goes, are you kidding me?

[B]

Case got a hoist and he's got

[A]

a prime in it.

[B]

Permanent?

[A]

Yeah, permanent. But he says, po it every time.

[B]

I told you, his brain is good. He's cleared the fight. He got scrambled eggs again. I mean, basically, in the first movie, he led with his face instead of throwing.

[A]

Keep hitting me till you're tired. Hey, you.

[B]

Hey. He's all swollen. Hey, yo, that's pretty good. And she fell in love with him right at that moment.

[A]

Adrian was like the most supportive wife. You can't win. I was like, oh, thanks, Adrian. And then after he wins, she's like, you shouldn't have win. It should have been a decision for him. I'm like, adrian, after. Yeah. How much money do you have on this?

[B]

I put on the sunglasses with. My eyes are so swollen with butchers.

[A]

Is that the turtle or the dog?

[B]

Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Yeah, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I could do a fight picture, too. I could take punishment with my feast. Sorry. Yeah, no, it's okay. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So you're going on vacation to Mexico. Yeah. Anyway, I'm a huge fan of both those guys, Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Greatest movie stars.

[A]

I like that you add that at the end.

[B]

I know. In case people go, I'm not doing Sylvester Stallone. I'm exaggerating the character of Rocky when he got his face mashed by Apollo Creed. He's got cinder blocks in his gloves. Hey, you gotta work around these challenges. Yeah, the guy was kind of negative. He's gonna moy your permanent. His hands are like blocks of concrete. He's twice as big as you. Where's the bad part? Bully. You're on so many steroids, you have nuts in your chest. A 2% body fat doesn't play it.

[A]

Okay. You haven't had a boner since it's 1971, Rock.

[B]

You're not allowed to have an IV in your arm during the fight. All right, get it ready. All right, we're gonna.

[A]

Let's go to some storage. Oh, shoot.

[B]

You didn't read.

[A]

How come you can see that? Okay. God, they got a good one. That whole was buzzing around you Had a hundred impressions.

[B]

Oh, good. Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

You know, David, people keep asking about my 2026 Resolute Res.

[A]

Yes, they do. I one of them you. I know what you're trying to say. The people keep asking about your 2026 resolutions and I've got the usual ones. Read more or read at all.

[B]

Hit the gym.

[A]

Hit the gym. Learn how to crochet. Get the knitting. Yeah. But this year, the goal at the very top of my list is simple. Get comfy. I've learned that from Abby. Yeah, and that's exactly where Bombas comes in. They're bringing next level comfort to my everyday essentials. Take the new Bomba's sports socks. They're designed with sport specific comfort for everything from running, hiking, golf. That's what I do. Skiing. And I know you want to get back into running.

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I would really want to get back into running, honestly. For sure. I do a lot of hiking.

[A]

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[B]

That's good.

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Is that good?

[B]

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[A]

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Head over to bombas.com flywall and use code flywall for 20% off your first purchase. That's B O M bas.com flywall code flywall at checkout. I just have to tell you, Dana, there's something I'm excited about. Now, you remember we talked about jury duty, the show. Oh, season one. Yeah, yeah. And that one. I saw it on TikTok and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It blew up. It was funny and it actually all pulled together, which I was shocked. They pulled that thing together.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, will they do it again? And they did.

[B]

Cool. I think that's very Cool.

[A]

It was set in the courtroom the first time. And this is going to be a company retreat. Yeah. Yeah. Jury Duty presents Company Retreat. It takes this groundbreaking social experiment out of the courthouse. Stay with me, Dana.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

And drops it into the most relatable setting ever.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Company corporate retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward team building exercises or a trust fall with coworkers. You know the vibe.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea. I got to say, after Jury Duty to put it in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce for their annual retreat. Right there.

[A]

They should figure it out. Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce.

[B]

Yeah, I know, it's. Except he has no idea the entire thing is staged around him. It's a workplace comedy meets hidden camera. And it's unpredictable. It's authentic. It's so full of heart. The stakes are higher, the laughs are bigger. And it still celebrates the. The goodness in people. And here's the wild part. Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce. They're actually making it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And the flavors will be available on Amazon.

[A]

Oh, my God. I wonder if they started that first or if they. They just made up that name and then it sounded funny and it's going to get a lot of attention. But you know, this thing. I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in the courtroom again, because someone would figure that out.

[B]

I would think, oh, I don't think they could do it in the courtroom. I think the company retreat is the next best one.

[A]

Yeah, it's hard to think of where to do it, but they did a good job, so. Looking forward to that.

[B]

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[B]

Your words, not mine. Now we did a 12 minute buzzing around.

[A]

Yeah, that was.

[B]

Is that way. It's supposed to go. All right, here he is this supposed

[A]

to be split screen. Let me see.

[B]

Yeah, look at that blue line right where we have to see. Okay.

[A]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Mississippi. Okay. You know about Nil and all this?

[B]

Of course. Name image.

[A]

Like Mississippi is pulling a fast one and saying they pass a no tax on Nil money. It helps Ole Miss and Mississippi State, of course. Look at it. It says at the bottom, a teacher taxed. Police taxed. Healthcare worker, third string cornerback. Tax free. So they can say, come here. Wow. We'll not only give you a couple million to play in college, we won't tax you.

[B]

That's I, I assume they'll win every game.

[A]

The rest tipping the scales because you're gonna. If you get a $3 million offer from California and you get, you know, the worst taxes in the country and then you go, I can go to Ole Miss and keep all my money. I mean, crazy.

[B]

That is the problem. I mean he was, I guess he. Senator John Kennedy was having lunch with Gavin Newsom. Now get me wrong, but the thing you have to remember is that you are competing for talent on all levels from 50 other states.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did I make myself clear? Now you want to tax the shit out of people. Sorry, pardon my French. And do you think that'll make them come to your state and work there? 50.

[A]

The right amount of states that number the states.

[B]

Yeah, but that's smart. Some, some guy came out of a swamp. So I got an idea. Yeah. We ain't going to tax and I L anymore. Mississippi today was reported to be the highest per capita earnings state of the nation. That was Tom Brokaw.

[A]

Yeah. Every kid there is going to make so much money. It is a smart move. And they pass it right away because there's not much going on. So they're just like, hey, this is how we can draw and have a killer team.

[B]

Do people understand when, when I Nil came in. And what it means is that common knowledge name people you can be in college and get paid doing Instagram and you're promoting and commercials. You can get paid.

[A]

You know what's funny is they name it Image and Likeness. But really it's just been. We'll just pay you to come here and so we can use your name, image and Likeness. But that's very secondary, it seems, because it's really just like a draft. Like every year you can just switch schools. I think you can switch during, but switch around.

[B]

But put it this way, when I was growing up, they'd be like, the coach gets 10 million. The stadium is full of 80,000 people paying. They got concessions. I mean, it's a. Billions and billions of billions and dollars and these guys playing football and they're getting paid zero and they could get an injury and then that's it. So it'd be like, you know, I don't. I don't know if I'm coming back for my senior year. I can't feel my feet.

[A]

It's like Varsity blues. Yeah, well, I think that's true. And so people said they should get paid. This feels like it was an overcorrection.

[B]

Well, maybe it was an overcorrection somewhere in the middle. The. The gymnast who's now on Baywatch. I'm sorry.

[A]

Her name is Olivia Dunn.

[B]

Olivia Dunn seems like a very nice, sweet young woman. And she has been very smart and clever and she's. She was a really great gymnast or is with leveraging that into a career. So props to her.

[A]

Right? She gets millions to do what she does. So.

[B]

Whoops. I mean, you know, the fact that I look the way I look in a, in a Speedo, you know, Gervit said, yeah. With your body, you should be on bay watch. You'd be a little bit older, but you still be cut.

[A]

I will tell you that that open casting call was a long day for me. And then I never got. I never heard anything from him.

[B]

What's so funny is I'm doing the craziest shit on one side. And I see you kind of like, okay, I hear you doing Kermits and I'm going telling you to audition. I can't see anymore. And you're like.

[A]

I go, let me go over some documents here. I'm listening to you.

[B]

I can't. I can't commit harder. All right.

[A]

I was saying, I added on an addendum that I auditioned for Baywatch. I went to the 12 hour casting call on Santa Monica beach and along with everyone else, and I didn't get even a callback.

[B]

Yeah, I was, I. I tested for sort of an R rated comedy called Bay Slut. And I didn't get it.

[A]

No. That's too bad. I went in and I said, they said, let's see you in your Speedo. I go. They go, I see you have a photo of you in Your Speedo and a photo of you without your Speedo. And I go, yeah, that one's for you. And they go, it's not really what we're looking for.

[B]

Yeah, I had kind of an oversized Speedo. It's called a slow dough and it's just a little roomier.

[A]

Yeah, keep some room so things can jostle.

[B]

Anyway, I want to be more insane and have you look down, I go. And then you go, okay, now I'm sending you one of these so you can gift me with this. I like it.

[A]

I gotta find mine.

[B]

It's $2 on Amazon.

[A]

All right, that's $2 too many. Okay, let's go to another story. Do we have any other stories? We literally have one story. Okay, I'm fine. Okay. Stand up comedian, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, travels thousands of miles to try to kill his ex wife as his last dying act murders. Oh, he did kill her. This is in Arizona? No, Anchorage.

[B]

Stan, recently diagnosed with terrible trials. Where does the stand up comedy part come in? I mean, how.

[A]

It's not that funny. I don't know. But a stand up comedian does this. Wow, it's giving us a bad name.

[B]

Before he headed out, he, he headed up. He was headlined a comedy club, I think it was in Tucson, called the Slice and Dish. Okay. That's all I got.

[A]

Okay. That was a fun story. But you know, we, we like to promote comedians.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's. He's a really good comedian. He's got it. He's got a great chunk.

[A]

Oh, my God. This one's too bright. It's too late now. But hang on. This is what you did when you walked in your Baywatch audition. They go, are you excited to be here? I guess so.

[B]

This is when you came in and your slow though auditioning.

[A]

That was nice.

[B]

Oh, that almost sounds like the nurse. I'm gonna. Oh, it does. Call the doctor.

[A]

Whoa. This is more like the nurse. This is our old show.

[B]

I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry, folks. We've been doing this a while. Sorry, we got a little silly.

[A]

No, honestly, I gotta take this. Yeah, go for Dicky.

[B]

I love the fake thing. Holding up.

[A]

That was a good photo.

[B]

Be more like. Yeah. And you go like this. Hello.

[A]

Okay, let's do another one.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Oh, oh, this is Wendy's. Oh, because you know what? We didn't get to it. Lastly. But I said I've been into Wendy's. And when they do this, let's check your eyesight, Dana. They're looking for a chief tasting officer about the role. Okay. Chief tasting officer, Wendy's. 100 grand a year.

[B]

100 grand.

[A]

I could have read that light.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I can read it now. Remote locations, light mostly to your local Wendy's. And a human mouth. A pulse, opinions, creativity, taste. That's the credentials.

[A]

Job type, dream.

[B]

And then. Is this real?

[A]

Yes, it is. Do you hate your job? I think it's Wendy's being, like, getting younger people by talking, like, directly and funny about a real job.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You want the vibes. You want to come in here. You want to kick back. You don't want anyone busting your ball sack.

[B]

We're fun.

[A]

Yeah, That's a fun ad for a job at Wendy's. I have not gone into Wendy's in a while, but I've maybe been into Wendy's 3,000 times in my life.

[B]

I have been a taste tester. I'd like to reenact that right now. I've been taste tester at a hamburger joint. I won't say which one. Wendy's. Anyway, so it's like. All right, let me have that. Thank you. Okay. This is a double cheeseburger. Okay. Here we go. With a special sauce. All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, Now I want to see you eating it. I want to see you. You'd be good at this. Try our. Try our new deluxe spade burger.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

Let me see you mime that out, and then I'll give you a review.

[A]

Here we go. Napkin. Okay.

[B]

Napkin.

[A]

Get the burger. Here's me not liking it, but acting like I like it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's good.

[B]

It's really.

[A]

I didn't know there'd be a dog tooth in it, but I don't. I don't hate it. I think it's good.

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Well, that was making me laugh because it was so serious.

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Yeah. Let me tell you, because all the bosses were looking. We don't know which way you're going with it yet. Oh, good. He's giving a. Okay, sign.

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And scene.

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Here's another one. Ready? Oh, no, this is a faster version.

[B]

Okay,

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I. I'm putting it in the napkin because I love it so much. I'm going to eat it again later.

[B]

Yeah, here's another one.

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I guarantee we say that. We don't even know what we're gonna do. Just say it.

[B]

God, he's holding his nose. No.

[A]

Oh, taste tester. Oh, are you barfing because you like it too much?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm trying to cover for you in front of the boss. Oh, yeah. Why do you get all the Good ones. That's a good one.

[B]

Thank you. We've heard it. Give us something new.

[A]

Okay, here's. You like that one?

[B]

I do like that one.

[A]

Yeah. That's cute.

[B]

That would be. Yeah. That's your review.

[A]

Okay, let's do another one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We'll get the f. Here we go.

[B]

All right, here it is. Here's our final clip. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Funny. Have we never shown this?

[A]

I don't think we did this. This keeps popping up my Instagram. The Facts of Life. I don't like the word failed. Is a little strong. Big Apple Blues did not get picked up. I think it aired, but didn't get picked up.

[B]

I think Facts of Life episode Big Apple Blues, you play the love interest in it and you're like a. You're 12 here or something.

[A]

Go to the next one. Your Miami Vice. Oh, no, you can't see me in this one.

[B]

Oh, we can't can it, muscles? Can they? Aren't we seeing a video?

[A]

No, no. I guess they're photos, but this right side is too big. The left side's too small. I don't care about the writing. Yeah, that's 2D on the left and

[B]

that you could see part of your head and elbow.

[A]

Oh, I'm ripped. Dude. I'm in a muscle shirt. My pants are unbuttoned for some reason, but.

[B]

Well, this is it.

[A]

Said I was a comedian in it, but I was not Greco, who spun off and did Booker right after this big star. I. I am a doctor, scrub tech, but I'm in med school. And in the pilot, I. I already take Mindy out and I go. I start crying. I'm like, sarge, I lost a patient. I, like. Someone dies. Why am I in charge of anyone that would die? I'm like 26, you know, 24.

[B]

The episode this is the Violin introduced new characters played by David Spade, who portrayed a sarcastic aspiring comedian named Scott.

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I don't think I was a comedian.

[B]

No, they always. They always say that.

[A]

Rico, who blew up on a rocket ship right after this on his own TV show.

[B]

Well, this next week, let's get. Because Meg Ryan played my girlfriend for a few episodes. One of the boys. 1981. Yeah.

[A]

Heather used to work with Meg. Let's. Let's do it. This will be full circle moments.

[B]

Meg's just really cool. Meg's really cool, man. You ever see Harry Met Sally?

[A]

Oh, boy. You dropping? That's what the people want to hear. Oh, I want to hear about stars.

[B]

Stars. Well, I've sold my Mickey Rooney ones

[A]

with Nathan has met every star in the book.

[B]

Well, I did read. You know what SNL 130 episodes. Whoops. Maybe 140. Excuse me. So you meet. You meet 140 stars. I met Robert Mitchum. This is for the boomers. Charlton Heston not met. Work with them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's an amazing part of being on Saturday Night Live.

[A]

And every band.

[B]

Every band, man.

[A]

Nirvana, Pearl Jam, older ones, newer ones. Elvis Costello.

[B]

The what was the one I did where you. You were my writer. Whoops. Hosted. It was the MTV.

[A]

Oh, the MTV VMAs.

[B]

Yeah. And that was with Nirvana and stuff like that. I mean I was. I was a bit of a dick. I'd go in the writer's room. Guys, come on, let's go.

[A]

Let's.

[B]

Oh, there he is. Geez, you look. You look really built up. Is that.

[A]

Why are my pants unbuttoned?

[B]

Why are your. That says this is AI. AI gave you giant arms and and pulled your zipper down. Right. Why is too looking at you like

[A]

I might have been bricked up. So I said I need to give it some breathing room.

[B]

You were never that bricked up.

[A]

Now my wiener like I was like I give it the Levi 5 button stress test. She's looking at me like well, maybe why are your pants off?

[B]

Bob Dubak used to do that. The guy was our landlord. Basically a comedian. Bob Dubak?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who's out. He's got a one man show. Jesus. Doing stand up. It's really funny.

[A]

Dewback. I haven't seen him in a while.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's out there.

[A]

He's definitely good looking.

[B]

He's funny. He's got this.

[A]

He was fun guy.

[B]

Funny.

[A]

I like him.

[B]

Yeah, he's great.

[A]

All right, let's wrap it up. Dana.

[B]

We've done too much.

[A]

Too much.

[B]

But we gave everyone too on the tank top. Just because the angle you look so built up.

[A]

I was. I used to do be able to do 13 pull ups.

[B]

Seriously. Okay.

[A]

I used to be strong dude.

[B]

Well, the only thing I can say now is. Well, what happened?

[A]

Yeah, what happened? Where's the deflate noise?

[B]

Whoops.

[A]

Oh boy. Like. Are you taking off your coat, sir?

[B]

Yeah, right at the the end. Why was. You're like this. This is. I just bought these on Amazon for $2. But aren't you.

[A]

Aren't you hot? That's a good shirt.

[B]

Can you see what it says though?

[A]

I don't. I can't. I like stripe. What does it say, Heather?

[B]

It's.

[A]

It doesn't say anything. Does It.

[B]

No, it's right there.

[A]

I can't see.

[B]

Ain't never gonna.

[A]

Your grainy 8 mm.

[B]

Hey, that. That's 1080p. You're in 9k.

[A]

No, you're a 9k loser.

[B]

1080p. Don't be jealous. This is up from the Gap, and if Gap fall and if you would like to become a sponsor on this podcast.

[A]

I have a great old Gap. Sure. From literally easily 25.

[B]

I like it because it's basic. I like.

[A]

That's a cool one. Yeah. It's got a little stripe, so it gives you a little something something.

[B]

But I knew you'd like it. I've got a green one as well. Hold on.

[A]

I would be hot with that coat on, though. People are like, is this over? I mean, it's. We would say the same if it was over, so we should finish. Well, I just want to show. Oh, this is an unboxing Heather.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, that one. I can read the Gap.

[B]

Yeah. Love it.

[A]

So that's a good green anyway.

[B]

But, yeah, so I put. I make this room very cold when I come in here. It's called air conditioning.

[A]

Do you know what we used to say on Gap Girls? Welcome to the Gap. Can I say some crap?

[B]

Gap Girls was legendary. Could I just get a little bit of your character? What was her name? Meg. Just do it for a second. Just do it for a second.

[A]

My boyfriend last night, he's always telling me I look like I just slept on my face. That's. That's what Sandler says. Why do you even go out with him? He says, you look like you slept in your face. I go, he's really honest. He's a cancer.

[B]

It was you. I make excuses.

[A]

Right, Farley. Yeah, Farley was our manager, but she was Cindy. And then Schneider worked at the Donut Hut next door.

[B]

Schneider.

[A]

And I said, and he came in with Sarah Gilbert. And I go, oh, but isn't the Donut Hut slots writing Emmy?

[B]

It's between dress and Air. I don't know if you need the donut Hole slots. It sits a little bit weighty.

[A]

What?

[B]

It's funny.

[A]

That's all I got. Give it to me. I don't have any other lines. He goes, schneider walks in, he goes, we're in the food court. And he goes, oh, it's the Gap Girls. And they're eating again. What a surprise. All right, I don't want to give the whole thing away.

[B]

Don't give it all away.

[A]

All right. Thanks, Dana. Hey, guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, give us review, five star rating and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend.

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[A]

Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey, an executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Matty Sprung, Keyser and and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey.

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Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by

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