It’s Okay, We’re Famous (Post Thanksgiving Special)

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: “It’s Okay, We’re Famous” (Post Thanksgiving Special)
Date: December 1, 2025

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Overview

In this lively post-Thanksgiving special, comedy icons Dana Carvey and David Spade dive into spontaneous banter, travel mishaps, showbiz anecdotes, and impressions. Traversing topics from holiday travel chaos and classic movies to musing on fame and aliens, the duo blends punchy comedic stories with pop-culture riffs and audience Q&A. The episode is peppered with vintage SNL memories, Hollywood inside jokes, and their trademark playful, improvisational riffing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Travel Mishaps & Holiday Chaos

• David’s Bag Swap Fiasco ([07:13] - [13:19])
  • Spade tells a detailed story about accidentally taking the wrong suitcase from a JSX flight, leading to a frantic—and very “famous person”—return to the airport, riffing on how he tries to use his fame to smooth over the incident.
    • Quote: “I go back there and I go, hey, it’s all good. I’m famous. Everything’s fine. I’m famous. That’s what I do when I walk up to, like, a scene of a crime or a fire or a car crash… It’s okay. Let me. I’m famous. It’s okay.” – David Spade ([12:25])
  • Dana jokes about how, if he’s ever stopped by the police, he simply says, “I know David Spade. Let me through.” ([12:37])
• Dana’s Plane Anecdote ([14:09] - [15:32])
  • Dana recalls bailing on a delayed flight in Vegas, retrieving his bag and watching the plane take off while he’s already on the freeway, relishing his quick pivot and sense of spontaneous freedom.
    • Quote: “Within 12 minutes of sitting on the plane, I was on the freeway and I could see the plane and they could probably hear me, but I honked and flipped them off.” – Dana Carvey ([15:41])

2. Showbiz & SNL Deep Cuts

• SNL, Sketch Origins, and Impressions ([20:50] - [22:31])
  • Discussion of a classic SNL Thanksgiving travel sketch, the monotony of recapping driving routes with family, and how these bits became templates that inspired “The Californians.”
  • Dana talks about how Fred Armisen expanded on his “California dude” character.
    • Quote: “Californians. Fred Armisen, which I always said. No, you guys took it further. He said he got it from me…” – Dana Carvey ([21:40])

3. Movies & TV: Pop Culture Riffs

• Moviegoing as Meditation ([22:39] - [23:55])
  • Dana explains how going to empty matinees is a form of meditation for him.
• Running Man, Springsteen, and Movie Recommendations ([23:02] - [25:50])
  • They share opinions on recent films, from Running Man (“good popcorn movie”) to the Springsteen biopic (“a little… dark, but Jeremy Allen White was great”).
  • Dana recommends Heaven Can Wait, Spade recommends Midnight Run and Man on Fire.
    • Quote: “Sometimes you see the jokes, you go, oh, those jokes are kind of corny. You go, no, this is where they started.” – David Spade ([25:52])

4. Dana’s Impressions: Post-Thanksgiving Table

• Celebrity Thanksgiving Improv ([30:46] - [34:48])
  • With prompt from David, Dana launches into a series of improvised impressions as if various celebrities are at Thanksgiving dinner: Tony Montana, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Joe Biden, Christopher Walken, Owen Wilson, and David Spade himself. High-energy, rapid-fire, and full of inside jokes.
    • Quote: “I like a Deuce Bigelow, man. I like it. But I see the movie. I see on Netflix all the time. Or Amazon Prime. I see a Deuce Bigelow. You’re crazy guy.” – Dana Carvey as Tony Montana ([32:13])
    • Breakdown: The bit riffs on sitcom group dinners, ego clashes, and the absurdity of fame.

5. Fame & Everyday Life

• Reflections on using (or not using) their fame in awkward situations, self-deprecating and tongue-in-cheek.
• Dana laughs at how random recognition by a cop got him out of a traffic ticket: “He looked at me… I was lucky, recognized me. I was shocked. We took selfies.” ([12:45])

6. Aliens, UFO Spheres, & Conspiracy Tangents

• The Baguga Mystery ([48:11] - [51:55])
  • David introduces a viral story (boosted from a Joe Rogan clip) about a mysterious metal sphere (the “Baguga”) with unknown origins, inscriptions, and increasing weight—sparking UFO and conspiracy theories.
    • Quote: “Something’s weird… All these scientists and UFO people are looking at it, going, ‘It’s nuts. What it is… They can’t tell what kind of material it is…’” – David Spade ([49:40])
  • Dana fantasizes about actual aliens landing during his lifetime.
    • Quote: “I want aliens to come down. I want them to land on the White House lawn, like Day the Earth Stood Still.” – Dana Carvey ([49:51])

7. Classic Comedy and Hollywood Memories

• Dana and David reminisce about Charles Grodin, recommending his performances in Heaven Can Wait and Midnight Run, and discuss the subtlety of deadpan comedy ([25:29] - [27:25]).
• They share a Richard Lewis hotel joke and recall their SNL collaborations.

8. Mushrooms, Shrooms, and Roganisms

• A Joe Rogan segment about Santa Claus and psychedelic mushrooms spawns a tangent ([38:40]).
• Dana shares a personal, giggly mushroom anecdote on the Queen Mary boat ([39:36]).

9. Humorous Observations on Modern Life

• Complaints about healthy eating, pajamas, winter habits, and airplane food ([42:47] - [46:19]).
• Playful banter about Arizona’s new age-verification law for online content and how it’s changed midlife travel routines ([35:24] - [38:13]).
  • Quote: “You can't watch porn in Arizona. I couldn't. I gave up quickly… They want a photo of yourself and your driver's license. I don't think so. Nice try.” – David Spade ([36:01])

10. Closing Gags: The Micropenis Theory ([52:45] - [55:06])

• In characteristic irreverent style, they riff on a news story linking historical villains to “micropenis” as a kind of overblown tabloid psychobabble.
  • Quote: “Hitler was so angry because of that. Microponies. ‘Adolph, are you okay?’ ‘I kill everybody once because of the micropenis.’” – Dana Carvey ([54:07])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On fame smoothing over mishaps:
  “It’s okay. Let me—I’m famous. It’s okay.” — David Spade ([12:25])

• On old jokes and where they originated:
  “Sometimes you see the jokes, you go, oh, those jokes are kind of corny. You go, no, this is where they started.” — David Spade ([25:52])

• On meditative moviegoing:
  “At this point in my time on the planet, I like clicking the phone off and putting it down and watching a movie, and no one’s supposed to talk. It’s like I’m meditating.” — Dana Carvey ([23:36])

• Celebrity Thanksgiving Impressions:
  “What is this, Joe Biden? What are you doing here at Thanksgiving time? Where's the sweet potatoes?” — Dana Carvey as Tony Montana ([32:43])

• On wanting real aliens:
  “I want aliens to come down. I want… in my time on the planet… to have, like, we are aliens… I want them coming out like Day the Earth Stood Still.” — Dana Carvey ([49:51])

• On modern inconveniences:
  “You can't watch porn in Arizona… They want a photo of yourself and your driver's license. I don't think so. Nice try.” — David Spade ([36:04])

• Final riff, winding down:
  “I’ll be back in one second. Mine… I’m so tired. I gave a four hour speech at the Reichs… I can’t.” — Dana Carvey as “Exhausted Hitler” ([54:44])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Travel Mishaps (Bag Swap, Flight Stories): [07:13] – [15:56]
• Thanksgiving SNL & Sketch Memories: [20:50] – [22:31]
• Movie Recommendations: [23:02] – [27:36]
• Impressions Bit (Post-Thanksgiving Table): [30:46] – [34:48]
• Conspiracy Corner (Baguga Sphere): [48:11] – [51:55]
• Micropenis Theory Riff: [52:45] – [55:06]

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Episode Tone & Language

The episode is quintessential Carvey & Spade: unpredictable, breezy, and shamelessly silly. The banter maintains a quick rhythm, trading punchlines, inside jokes, showbiz gossip, and “fly on the wall” authenticity. Impressions, self-deprecation, and the duo's irreverence toward both Hollywood and everyday absurdity create a highly entertaining, lighthearted, and distinctly self-aware vibe.

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For Listeners:

If you missed the episode, this summary will keep you afloat in their stream of consciousness—travel mishaps, SNL backstage lore, Thanksgiving comedy, new movie picks, aliens, and celebrity impressions galore. All delivered in their delightfully unscripted style.

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End.

Transcript

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. You want your. Yeah. Something to perform. You want a wardrobe to perform.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Yes, and BBQ was the lead singer. Actually.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

I think so. Yeah.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Just kind of peacocking in my coat right now. Don't worry about it. You like this?

[Dana Carvey]

I'm organizing my hair to make it look disorganized.

[David Spade]

Nice. Here's what I say when I have a nice coat on. I go, oh, here's actually a good one. Gervit says to me when I have a coat on, he goes, I got one just like that, except mine's expensive.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, what? Why should he tease the client that he has more money?

[David Spade]

It's so true. The God dang agents and managers are richer than the clients. It's sickening.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, Matt. It all goes back to Colonel Tom Parker.

[David Spade]

Yeah. Elvis busting his hump. Elvis, let's get back out there.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't want to do 700 dates, Colonel. I'm already 525 pounds. I was. Now you let me take care all that flip a flabber, flingle, flingle. You go up and the people love it. Why, I always wonder what it was like when they first revealed to him the white jumpsuit. You know, we got something in mind for your next headline date. Don't take.

[David Spade]

He pulls a black leather jacket.

[Dana Carvey]

No, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why look like a circus clown? What's with the bell bottoms? Bell bottoms and what all the kids are doing? Well, I gotta. I got a belt buckle looks like a dinner plate. It you need a big belt bubble. Cause you're the king.

[David Spade]

Yeah. If it catches a glare, it's gonna knock out the driver of Atlas 31.

[Dana Carvey]

I Christ sakes. Okay, what did he play in the end of the time there? Circus Circus. Was that it put. Put the King of Rock up in some kind of netting device so that the gamblers can look up him, have a pastrami sandwich coated with Vicodin. All right, dude.

[David Spade]

You know, I was staying at Circus Circus and my buddy works there and he said they built a new tower. He goes, you know what's going to be called Circus Circus Circus. And I go, oh, really? And he goes, guess what we have coming in 2029. I go, circus Circus Circus. He goes, who the fuck told you? I go, no one told me. I was just guessing. And he goes, no, did Someone leak that because we sign an NDA. I go, well, it really couldn't be any other name.

[Dana Carvey]

That's so funny.

[David Spade]

That's from my old act.

[Dana Carvey]

When you go to Vegas. Like, I'd always be like, oh, they've seen my act, right? So then you'd go do crowd work and you say where you're staying? And they say, I'm at the, you know. And you go, what a. That's a huge laugh. I'm at the Hilton. Oh, that's a shithole. But anyway, but I used to. They said circus, circus. And I go, that's lousy. Lousy. Standing ovation.

[David Spade]

I'm stealing that. It's gone. I forgot I met you. I stole it. Heather put it in the lockbox.

[Dana Carvey]

Slow motion of the audience after hearing lousy, lousy.

[David Spade]

Then they butter their hands and whack off.

[Dana Carvey]

People think we're either hamming it up or we're punchy. I'd say we're punchy.

[David Spade]

Dude, I just landed. Dude, first of all, I will tell you.

[Dana Carvey]

Wait, what's my other story?

[David Spade]

You're like, just say you're stupid.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, no, I want to hear it. I know you. I know you flew in here for just to do this podcast and you fly out in 20 minutes. So I need to know it's called.

[David Spade]

Married to work and how much I give a care and nobody else cares. I care too deep. That's my crime.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't understand a word you're saying.

[David Spade]

I know I look kind of cool. This is my coat I wore in the special. Nobody cares. This is the coat. Yep, it is.

[Dana Carvey]

Huh. Well, I do think the dandelion outfit.

[David Spade]

Was your wasn't bad, right?

[Dana Carvey]

I thought it was good.

[David Spade]

Yeah, Dandelion has sort of swept the nation like the hula hoop. Like everyone we. It's kind of fading now, but everyone got into it. Everyone was all over it. It was TikTok trending, all this clips. But it's fading out. I will tell you that. I'll tell you quickly about my boring flight. So I took a flight. I went to Arizona. My brother's in the hospital, so sending him good vibes by brother Brian. So I went to see him, came back and you know JSX is. You know those letters when they're used in that order.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I don't know what it means. Jumper seat. X rated. What?

[David Spade]

I don't know what I mean.

[Dana Carvey]

Jet suite X. I think I jet suite. So it's like they get a Gulf Stream. They see get an 18 seater Gulf Stream type or 15 seater, and you pay a certain amount, a little extra and you can go to a pro. It's like you get to Vegas, you.

[David Spade]

Go to like, it's sort of. I think their motto is for the almost rich. So you go and you take Southwest flight, but it's, you just go to the hangar, there's no tsa. You just walk right on. You be there. You get there 15 minutes before. So it's a little more cakewalk. So anyway, I land, I. I go grab my bags. It's very casual. They just throw them off the plane. You just grab your own and get out.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's. Yeah.

[David Spade]

And so of course, I'm such a fragile dandelion. I, I have too many bags. So I grab the big one and I give my little one a ride on it. That's pretty smart. But I have one old SNL bag that is too heavy to carry all of them. So I go, I'll come back for this one. So I tell someone to guard it. That's like a year of the beach. Watch my stuff. You know that old. Yeah, like they're legally responsible now. So I go, I'm taking it by my wheels and I'm like, I literally go, these aren't glass anymore. These wheels on my luggage are so kick ass that it's so smooth now. I went all these years without it and it's like ice skating through. And it was going. And I go, no, it's kind of catching. And I go, I need a little WD40 on these. But I said, no time for that. I get it out to the car, some guy is there, he goes, actually, I'll throw these on, go get you the bag. So I do that. He throws them on. That's a big clue of the story.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm, I, I'm just going to say it. I'm riveted.

[David Spade]

Glued to the set.

[Dana Carvey]

Wheels on a suitcase. First time only. Welcome to the 21st century.

[David Spade]

No, I. These are good ones for the first time.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

They go in every direction. You want to go this way or you want to go that way? Let's do either.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, it's unbelievable. You spin it. Yeah, it's incredible.

[David Spade]

It's usually if they're all like a skateboard, then you take a left and they go clunk and it falls over.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, no, no. Yeah. If they're 360. Yeah. Then you just. Yeah. Okay.

[David Spade]

This is something we stole from the aliens. This is why I Believe that documentary. Okay, so we do that. I'm like, trottle. I get in my boiling hot car. Boil, sizzle, drive. I get about 12 to 14 into it. Heather calls. She doesn't always call. Heather calls.

[Dana Carvey]

Heather calls. And you're driving from the airport to.

[David Spade]

What's there to talk about? Scary. Something's up.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, it's like she needs something or.

[David Spade]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, got it.

[David Spade]

Instead of texting or voxering me, I go. Go for Dickie.

[Dana Carvey]

And if I see Heather's name on my phone, I slam it against the wall as hard as I can.

[David Spade]

Why? You know, it's trouble.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know. It just sounded funny to say that.

[David Spade]

You slam on your brakes because, you know, don't go any farther till you hear this call. So I pull over, I go, what up?

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

I sometimes go like this. Cello.

[Dana Carvey]

That's not.

[David Spade]

So anyway, I go, what? And she says, do you think you have your right suitcase?

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, she's that quick that you took the wrong one from the JSX jet.

[David Spade]

Talk about the wrong Misty. I got the wrong. And I go, wow. I bet I do. Because my wheels weren't gliding on the way out. I had some dog mags on them.

[Dana Carvey]

I was like, oh, your spider sense that this is just a little rough.

[David Spade]

But I was, you know, everyone's gotta get together. Used to. Me, I'm running.

[Dana Carvey]

How long. How many minutes are you away from the jet when you get to Heather?

[David Spade]

12 to 14.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, well, it's just a little slow.

[David Spade]

For her, so I gotta flip a. No, it's not really. She was no hero. Let's be honest. They called her.

[Dana Carvey]

Then she called you. I still call that a hero. We don't need another hero, apparently, according to that song. But we got one.

[David Spade]

So I flip a. As they say in the movies, and. And I. And I'm not stoked, but I go back. Oh, I do jump out and look, even though I know for sure. And it was like, bill Squank Meyer. And like, oh, this guy's gonna be pissed. So I go back there and I go, hey, it's all good. I'm famous. Everything's fine. I'm famous. That's what I do when I walk up to, like, a scene of a crime or a fire or a car crash. They got the tape. I go, it's okay. Let me. I'm famous. It's okay.

[Dana Carvey]

I always do the same thing, too. If anyone, any cop. I go, I know David Spade. I know David Spade.

[David Spade]

You know, let me through, let me through.

[Dana Carvey]

I did get pulled over here. I think I said that on previous coming up here, going up the highway and then woo, woo, woo. And the guy came around, he looked at me, you know, this doesn't happen to me very often. I was lucky, recognized me. I was shocked. We took selfies. You go, you know, go a little easy on the pedal. How fast Was I going?

[David Spade]

200.

[Dana Carvey]

No, he said like it was a cheesy. It was like 72 and a 65.

[David Spade]

You're not gonna pull me over that.

[Dana Carvey]

So you go back and then what, what's, what's the mic drop on this? What's the next twist?

[David Spade]

I think this is known as fizzling out on a story.

[Dana Carvey]

So, okay, I've got a 30 second. I go there and the lady's there.

[David Spade]

And I go, hey. I go, we can flip my jump out. I think she's just gonna flip them. And she just stands, I guess chewing her cuddle. I go, okay, it's going to be muscles. So I pick their 50 ton bag. I would have known it when I threw it in, it was so heavy. I go, what do you got in here? Kettlebell selection. No, wait, what do you got in here? Kettlebell collection. God dang. I almost had it. And then.

[Dana Carvey]

What do you got in here?

[David Spade]

Baby's first bricks.

[Dana Carvey]

What'd you put in your bag? Arnold Schweis. I mean, just kidding. Got him to let me out of here. Let me go.

[David Spade]

I'm in the wrong van. I knew it the whole time.

[Dana Carvey]

Can I tell you my 32nd story or you need.

[David Spade]

No, that's pretty fizzled out. I milked it dry.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't like to fly like you. I've been in you in a turbulence where everything's bouncing, the cart's flying, hitting the ceiling. And you're like, just totally calm me trust Mr. Pilot man. You're like a five year old pilot man will take care of us. I'm turbulent. Too much information. So I get on a plane in Vegas and then they come on and they go. And I checked the luggage, believe it or not. They go, we, this plane is not going anywhere, folks. We're gonna have to have you depart and we're gonna have to get another plane and, and bring it here. So usually when things go bad, they stay bad. When things go good, they stay good. So I go, I gotta, I'm getting off the plan. I'm not taking. I'm, I'm getting out of here. So she goes, well, your bags are checked and going over there. I'm getting out of here. You know what I mean? So she said, all right. No, she did go, okay, you did the church, Sadie, or did you do the Hollywood Minute? I. I did them both. Yeah.

[David Spade]

So she let you off the plane?

[Dana Carvey]

She let me off the plane. And she got. Went down, found my bag and got it out to baggage claim within five minutes. I have my bag. I'm not going to deal with the airport anyway. I've already called a travel agent. I have an SUV waiting for me within 12 minutes of sitting on the plane. I guess we're going to start flying pretty soon. I was on the freeway and I could see the plane and they could probably hear me, but I honked and flipped them off.

[David Spade]

You.

[Dana Carvey]

Why was I mad at them?

[David Spade]

Because they almost took you down.

[Dana Carvey]

But I'm. I'm spontaneous like that.

[David Spade]

The pilot said this.

[Dana Carvey]

All right, folks, we're gonna.

[David Spade]

Patience. They always appreciate your patience. Best judge, bench. Folks, we are not being let. Like when I went to Arizona, I get on. I'm not feeling great. I get on, slam the door. I go, just let me get through this flight. I'm all cooped up. I don't like it. Slam. Sweating. I feel like shit for some reason, maybe hungover. And the second they lock us in, he goes, I appreciate patience. Folks, they're not gonna let us take off. It's some sprinkles in Scottsdale. So we're gonna sit here for minimum 45. And so you can't. Don't stand up. We're on an active tarmac. So Spade doesn't like that. He's freaking out. And then I'm doing some deep breathing. I brought little kettlebells.

[Dana Carvey]

Have you ever had this serious question? I don't know if it's funny, but right as it's. Maybe it's kind of weather. Whatever. We're all packed in, we're going. And then writer's about to close the door. This guy comes up the aisle and he's got a water bottle and he's drenched in sweater, and he just belts. Just bolts off the airplane and you go, what does he know?

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[Dana Carvey]

You know, David, last year I gifted Masterclass to my sister for her birthday and she couldn't stop talking about it. See? See how that works? She integrated it into her mornings as a little personal growth ritual. Inspired me to do the same.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

Now it's part of my routine too. Just a few minutes a day and I feel sharper, calmer, more creative.

[David Spade]

We needed to get you like honed down into that zone.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm so glad you, you just heard that. Like you've. You heard me. You felt. You felt my.

[David Spade]

I hear what you're saying.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, exactly. You listen.

[David Spade]

That's my crime. I'm a listener. You hear, but you don't listen. You look, but you don't see what. One of the favorite classes that I've heard about is Amy Poehler. You know what I mean? Amy Poehler does a improv class. And those are, those are things you can actually use in your everyday life. People have when you're writing emails and you have presentations when you're in conversations. It sort of makes you think a little differently. But there's so many with Masterclass. I mean there's how many 200 world class classes with genius people teaching you. And the plan started just $10 a month, billed annually. So you can watch or listen anywhere on your phone, laptop, where else?

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Yesterday I don't love.

[David Spade]

He said something like, he's. He goes, we've got a little thing. I'm just gonna have him come look. Oh, yeah, I remember. I think I told you said five out of the six lights are on, but one's not working.

[Dana Carvey]

Right.

[David Spade]

The plane. Anyway, enough of that.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, that's. Airplane stories are airplane stories for you.

[David Spade]

We don't even have a sponsor long segment. And we have a sponsor for. What else?

[Dana Carvey]

Well, this is. This is our. I just remembered a thing. I did a sketch on SNL once, and this, you know, this is our show after Thanksgiving. And Bonnie and Terry Turner really liked that. I think it did okay. You might have been in it. It was just about people, relatives driving into your house for Thanksgiving. And there's a 25, 30 minute conversation about which highways they took. Oh, we went on the 280 right to the 154. And the other guy's like, oh, Jesus Christ. I was on the 101 and then I came down 19th Avenue. Who gives a.

[David Spade]

That one might have turned into the Californians, because that was back in our day. But I don't remember that one. It was maybe.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, that was part Californian.

[David Spade]

And so it's similar. Like, they just talk about their boring way they got there. It is. It is very true, though.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. Californians. Fred Armisen, which I always said. No, you guys took it further. He said he got it from me when I used to do that kind of dude in my act. Like, what's up, dad? That kind of thing.

[David Spade]

Yeah, it's kind of like we were.

[Dana Carvey]

We were taking core Kenya, man. It's funny. Yeah.

[David Spade]

They make it even more Corkscrewed Faith. They make the weirdest accent that's really nothing.

[Dana Carvey]

And they try to outdo each other. So it's just not even English. Venice Boulevard. Yeah.

[David Spade]

It's so dumb. That was from Fast Times at Ridgemont was one of the first Sean Penn doing the Malibu guy.

[Dana Carvey]

Sean Penn. Yeah, man. That guy has a lot of ranges. So good in that freaking movie. Well, Sean, I know that dude.

[David Spade]

Yeah. He said so many funny things in that movie.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

What else? Tell me more. Did you see Wicked? Are you still online? What are you doing?

[Dana Carvey]

I would it. It outperformed. I was kind of happy for them. What I did on a day where I just had a case of the. You know, just want to turn everything off. I'll go to, like, a matinee that is empty. So the one that was playing at the time that I wanted to go, that was fortunately empty was Running man.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah. You see Running Man?

[Dana Carvey]

I saw Running Man.

[David Spade]

Did we talk about this already?

[Dana Carvey]

I. I know, but I saw it. I now seen it, and I had low expectations. I enjoyed it. I thought it was really fun. You know, I wasn't comparing it to anything else. I. I think it's a good popcorn movie. Glenn Powell handles the comedy, and he's. He can play the action. So I thought it was good. You know, a big part of movies is not going in. Like, this can be epic. You just watch it, and then, you.

[David Spade]

Know, you just call it Running Man.

[Dana Carvey]

I would just say this. At this point in my time on the planet, I like clicking the phone off and putting it down and watching a movie, and no one's supposed to talk. And it was. The theater was empty, and it's just quiet for two hours. At this point, they could show me anything. It'd be kind of like I'm meditating or something.

[David Spade]

Theaters are good for that because it's really the only time you try to not look at your phone and just look. You can't really do anything else. When I watch movies at home. I told you, I try. I started watching Pluribus because it's a funny name.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I saw the first episode of Pluribus.

[David Spade]

But Don't tell me things. I got through about half of it, but I'll finish it.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, here's my question for you. Why do people see a movie that they clearly would never like when the ticket prices, even for matinees, are like 20 bucks? We went and saw the Springsteen movie, my wife and I, and there's these two teenage girls right to the left down there. They were utterly uninterested. All they did was check their phones. It was bright light, and they're just rolling. They look up once in a while, either Born to Run.

[David Spade]

Even if you're a fan, that one's a strug. How was it? Is it a bit of a snoozer?

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know. I'm always giving them the benefit of the doubt. I think it's. It was a little. It wasn't up. It was a little. Kind of. It was around a dark time of spring, scenes. He. He wrote Nebraska, did it on acoustic guitar in his room. I found it interesting, and I thought Jeremy Allen White was really great. So I just saw how hard movies, you know, are to make. I'll just tell this to anyone listening right now. If you want to watch a great movie. It's called Heaven Can Wait. It's with Warren Beatty, Diane Cannon, Charles Grodin. We watched it again the other night. We'll see it.

[David Spade]

Isn't it good?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, it's so good and it's so charming. And Charles Groden, darling, put. They're the bumbling murderers and she's screaming and James Mason is sort of like a God character. It's just so good.

[David Spade]

You know, I would tie in Midnight Run to that because you said Charles Grodin killing it. Midnight Run, Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

That's good.

[David Spade]

One of the best buddy two hander movies, comedy. I mean, I don't know if it's talked about enough. That one really knocked me out. Sometimes you see the jokes, you go, oh, those jokes are kind of corny. You go, no, this is where they started. There's some movies where typical jokes started and you've never heard them before. And then everyone does, like a spin on it. But that one had a lot.

[Dana Carvey]

I did Charles Groton for a while and actually did him on SNL when, I guess hosted. But he has such a dry, dead pan. He did have a funny, you know, Darling, Darling, you know.

[David Spade]

Oh, he. Oh, what about foul play?

[Dana Carvey]

Foul play.

[David Spade]

Another one. Chevy and Gold. He was so good in that. And so the unsung hero of that one because those two are so funny, obviously.

[Dana Carvey]

Here's an interesting thing about Charles Grodin. So he gets into the 90s and he kind of announces that, just generally speaking, I don't like making movies, you know, sitting around being told what to do. Now I don't like it. He's brilliant in movies.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And. And then he goes. And then he does a show, I think on msnbc, like a little talk show.

[David Spade]

Oh.

[Dana Carvey]

And I go. I go on it. And he goes, do Johnny the whole time. So it was a 20 minute interview and I just stayed in. Johnny Carson the whole time.

[David Spade]

Well, he is. He was a bit of an odd duck because when he would do maybe Letterman and he would be like, he was kind of mad at Letterman. I never knew if these things were a bit. And it made me laugh and I'm like, something's wrong. But even in the movies when I was younger, I didn't know when people were so deadpan they were doing it on purpose. I'm like, what's going on here?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I know. Yeah.

[David Spade]

Oh, you know, it's a great movie. While we're doing them, I'll give one vote for man on Fire. Drama, kind of thriller.

[Dana Carvey]

What year was that?

[David Spade]

Denzel, Dakota Fanning.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, yeah.

[David Spade]

Chris Walken. It's kind of a heavy movie, like a Tony Scott movie. Or something. It's so cool.

[Dana Carvey]

Denzel Washington is just.

[David Spade]

He's the pretty safe bet.

[Dana Carvey]

He's the coolest because he's not really out there. And he's just.

[David Spade]

He's tick tock.

[Dana Carvey]

Every day you're looking at Jackass the Equalizer. And he plays it so brilliantly. He's in a cave, and he's got two guys with machine guns like this. He's got another guy with a gun on, really gritty. And he goes, all right, this is what's going to happen in 10 seconds. And he starts his watch. And then. Oh, yeah, I know.

[David Spade]

I love it. He walks in, puts his little thing. The best is when there's bad guys in the room. And, like, he comes in, they all see him, and they're like Russians drinking, and they know there's trouble.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

And he goes, I think you're in the wrong room, friend. Friend doesn't mean. By the way, they don't mean their friends.

[Dana Carvey]

Right?

[David Spade]

And then he goes, I. I think it's time for you to go, friend. You don't want trouble. And he goes, okay. And then he goes back and he puts his stopwatch. And then he takes the lock and goes click and turns around. They all go, what the. He locks himself in.

[Dana Carvey]

That's a good.

[David Spade]

That's a staple. Started in Coward of the County Song.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, not only is he gonna kick their ass, he's gonna time it for something. They have guns and there's like 10 of pounds ready to. We must break you.

[David Spade]

Yeah. All right.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay. Is that what you're gonna do? Is that. That. That's your plan? Okay, well, let me just check my watch here.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm gonna lock myself in.

[David Spade]

Yeah. And then they all wait to fight one at a time. You go, beat up now. I go, okay, beat up.

[Dana Carvey]

Man. Why don't you do. Or I'll do it. An action film. Because it's all just. All I have to do is go like that. And then. Sound effects.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I've seen them with sound off, and they look so stupid. They're missing. You can't. You can see. It's like not even really a good.

[Dana Carvey]

Fight, but when it's like. Yeah. Because you do not have to get close at all. If I was going to slug you in the face, you know, I could be a foot away. You just have to time it. I don't know if you'd be capable of that, though. Or maybe.

[David Spade]

How was your Thanksgiving, Dana? I don't know if you know what time it is, but it's time I think is buzzing around on fly on the wall. This is sponsored by five Hour Energy's new gingerbread snap flavor.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

But I'm gonna give you different people post Thanksgiving.

[David Spade]

Post Thanksgiving scenario is you.

[Dana Carvey]

I have.

[David Spade]

Are you gonna do Tony Montana?

[Dana Carvey]

I'm gonna do Tony Montana and then I'm gonna surprise you.

[David Spade]

Okay. So.

[Dana Carvey]

But this is not. I just have. I just have names. I. This is not scripted. No, it never is.

[David Spade]

That's why.

[Dana Carvey]

Can people tell it's not scripted?

[David Spade]

No, it's funny.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay. All right, so this is Al Pacino, Scarface, Tony Montana at Thanksgiving dinner.

[David Spade]

Here we go. Action. Look at his fucking face. Here's you, Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Pastor Sweet potatoes. I look around the table, man. I don't see any sweet potatoes. What are you doing? Well, Adam Semler, what are you doing here? I heard you're a Jake Kelly. You're a Jack Kelly. It sound like a baby. What a problem, man. Jack Kelly. You gotta get an Oscar no matter.

[David Spade]

Who put your mic up on Mike Kelly.

[Dana Carvey]

What you doing?

[David Spade]

Jay Kelly? Is the movies in on Netflix? Continue.

[Dana Carvey]

Jay Kelly, what are you doing, man? No sweet potatoes. What about you? You take on Rob Schneider. You take the sweet potatoes.

[David Spade]

Okay. What's he gonna say?

[Dana Carvey]

No? Oh, yeah. I like a Deuce Bigelow, man. I like it. But I see the movie. I see on Netflix all the time. Or Amazon Prime. I see a Deuce Bigelow. You're crazy guy. You run around like a crazy man. Funny. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. What is this, Joe Biden? What are you doing here at Thanksgiving time? Where's the sweet potatoes? I'm not kidding around. Where's sweet potatoes?

[David Spade]

He doesn't even know he's at Thanksgiving.

[Dana Carvey]

Probably David Spade.

[David Spade]

Oh, no.

[Dana Carvey]

David Spade. You're a daily liar, man. I saw it on Amazon Prime. A Danny Lion. It's a good man. A lot of jokes at Danny Lad. I get the gist, man. You make a lot of jokes. You like to make jokes.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Christopher Walken. What about you?

[David Spade]

What did I say?

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, what do you say? Let me interview you. David Spade. Now I got you here. No sweet potatoes, man. You're Like a little Danny lion instead of you eat a Danny Land. Why you call it special Danny Land?

[David Spade]

Hey, it's Rob again. Listen, I saw you had cocaine there. That's a pretty big line. But guess what? You can do it.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I love when you say, this is Rob again. All right. This is Tony Montana again. Okay. All right. Okay. Christopher Walker, man. You were in two episodes ago. What you doing in this five Hour Energy? You shouldn't be in this episode. You gotta go, man. No, I told you, you gotta go. No, don't go.

[David Spade]

So overstaying his welcome.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, and Wilson.

[David Spade]

Oh, God. It's a big table.

[Dana Carvey]

It's a bigger. It's a bigger. Thanks.

[David Spade]

You had to put the extra leafs in. Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

Sorry, man. We don't have any sweet potatoes. I don't give a. What's the fuss?

[David Spade]

What the.

[Dana Carvey]

Is it matter where you. They can't use it with the swear word. So I said, you.

[David Spade]

What the fuss?

[Dana Carvey]

Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Kobath. Oh, what the. Is that David Spade? I get the gist. What's that? You end up reachers at the 50th. You're phoning it in. I get the gist. Take a break. You steal the show. What is that about? Don't give me that. Give me Five Hour Energy. I'm losing. I'm losing my good.

[David Spade]

Listen. That was buzzing around.

[Dana Carvey]

That was. Yeah, it was next week.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Www.Fiveourenergy.Com Five Hour Energy.com. and that was written word for word. Not really.

[David Spade]

Good. I like these.

[Dana Carvey]

You can edit.

[David Spade]

I like it. No, they're too good.

[Dana Carvey]

I like that. I was able to go. Thought about. I was able to go. Yes. I was able to go.

[David Spade]

Oh, I was telling quickly. You did me in there. You put me as a surprise. And I liked it. I was in Phoenix and I shouldn't even say this, but late board. I stumbled across an old window and I pushed the wrong button and it came up porn. And it said what? It said, you can't watch porn in Arizona.

[Dana Carvey]

What does that mean?

[David Spade]

Can you believe? Can you believe it? And we don't know if this is a lie or if one.

[Dana Carvey]

If you can't watch porn in Arizona.

[David Spade]

I couldn't. I gave up quickly. Because you know what they say. You can. But just type in your. Just take a photo of yourself and a photo of your driver's license. I don't think so. Nice try.

[Dana Carvey]

Where? I'm sorry, I didn't get the beginning. Where were you? Watching porn. What? Device?

[David Spade]

Fire an age verification.

[Dana Carvey]

Now you can watch in Arizona. Age verification.

[David Spade]

Prove you're over 18. You have to. You have to. Prove you're over 18 and under.

[Dana Carvey]

Whatever. I think that's kind of a good idea. I don't like kids looking.

[David Spade]

No, I don't mind it.

[Dana Carvey]

I just.

[David Spade]

It kind of, you know, I go, what am I gonna do for the next two and a half hours? You know, play goddamn Panda pop.

[Dana Carvey]

So anyway, Jesus, what are you, 18?

[David Spade]

Heather and I have a mutual friend, he's in Texas, that. He keeps saying, I can't get any porn out here. I don't know. You gotta put your. I'm not putting my license. Track me on some. What is this, 2001 A Space Odyssey? I'm like, well, it's not really what you're looking for, and as an analogy, but I get what you're saying. So he won't do it. Then he's like. I go, you're gonna crack one day. And we type it in that goddamn number. Katie Cobbs, the governor made it in effect September 26th. September 26th. We got rat. Who's gonna go to Arizona now?

[Dana Carvey]

Have you ever watched porn and then stopped watching it and just. You're in the hotel room by yourself. He went, that was great.

[David Spade]

I stand up like this. Yes.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

I will say once in a while I watch it. Then I, you know, as Kevin Nealon says, I'm interested, I'm interested. Then I'm not interested. Whatever happens. Then I'm telling him, you walk back in your. And your laptop's open later, and you go, what a sicko. Yeah. Anyway, you step out of that one anyway, it won't affect you on the road. Don't worry.

[Dana Carvey]

It barely.

[David Spade]

Barely affected me. It was just more funny.

[Dana Carvey]

I think it's hilarious and it gives us an insight into you. Not the comedian, but you as a person. So it's great for the podcast. You're. You're opening. Opening up.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I'm really opening up.

[Dana Carvey]

You know, hold the curtain back.

[David Spade]

I'm an open book. No, I'm not. Okay, let's get to a few stories and then we'll.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Finish our leftovers.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, these are fun. I haven't seen them. In case I haven't come up with.

[David Spade]

A good ad lib, this is A Rogan clip. What they don't want you to know about history. Let's see something really fascinating. Sure.

[Joe Rogan]

There's old pictures of Christmas images that always include Amanita mascaria mushrooms. So you would find them underneath pine trees. You find brightly colored presents under Christmas trees. In order to dry them, they would hang them in the trees. The whole Santa Claus things where he's coming down the chimney.

[David Spade]

Why was that?

[Joe Rogan]

Siberian shamans were ostracized. They had to sneak into people's homes. So they came down chimneys. Santa's a shaman. Also, Santa does the exact same coloration as the amanita mascara mushroom.

[David Spade]

Look at that.

[Joe Rogan]

Siberian shaman looks exactly like Amanita mascara.

[Dana Carvey]

It looks like an ornament. I. I don't know. I think Joe's reaching a little bit.

[David Spade]

They keep saying animal mushrooms, which I've never heard of. But I'm not a big Schumer guy. I used to do it in college. Maybe I don't do it.

[Dana Carvey]

I did it. We, my friends and I, you know, younger people, we did some mushrooms. We were in front of the, the Queen Mary down there in Long Beach. So it's a thousand feet long and the smokestacks are. You could drop, you know. And so the mushrooms started to get under the mushrooms. And we're looking at the pamphlet, we're out on the patio. And so to describe how big the boat was, they would just do ratio scenarios like 400 antelope could make their home in that one stack. You know, it's like 12 million bumblebees could fit in the hull of this craft.

[David Spade]

20 million jelly beans.

[Dana Carvey]

And so we laughed our ass off for half hour. We were so high on mushrooms. We came around the corner and there was this Bruce Goose next to it.

[Joe Rogan]

And.

[Dana Carvey]

And we saw this big white wooden plane and it was so fucking huge, we dropped our knees laughing. So. So all we do is laugh. But I haven't done it.

[David Spade]

I did laugh a lot on shrooms. I have a quick joke about a cruise ship. This was From Grown Ups 1. I think I threw this in. We got cut out. I said we were all making fun of each other. And I said, Kevin James. When he mentioned something about a cruise ship, I said, here's the captain when you're running laps on the cruise ship.

[Dana Carvey]

Because Kevin James is so heavy, it alters the boat.

[David Spade]

This is him coming around to that side. And then he goes in front of them. She goes, he doesn't. Captain that seems he doesn't know what's.

[Dana Carvey]

Going on because Kevin James Is such a big guy that he's. He's okay. That. That's. It's a good visual.

[David Spade]

That's really small. You. The guy doesn't really know what's going on.

[Dana Carvey]

Pop quiz. Did the captain of Titanic actually go down with the ship or get in the lifeboat?

[David Spade]

You know, my friend was there. I was invited. No, I don't know what happened.

[Dana Carvey]

He got in the lifeboat, got back to Manhattan. He was in a. A swimming pool at a Motel 6 and drowned. They didn't have Motel Sixes in 1907. I don't know. Whatever it was.

[David Spade]

Oh, he was at a Holiday Inn. Green ribbon. I like to try to gussy up a Holiday Inn. Oh, this is a blue ribbon I own.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, man. I worked at Holiday Inn for, like, five years. Dishwasher, busboy, waiter, and then grooner.

[David Spade]

You know this Richard Lewis joke?

[Dana Carvey]

No. I get.

[David Spade]

I get to a hotel. I told him I wanted a suite. I was promised a suite. I don't have a suite. I have a regular room. I need to change rooms. The guy said, you're in a suite. He goes, oh, my God. I didn't see the coffee machine in the back of the toilet. You're right. I apologize. The whole time. I didn't see it. That's maybe not the best joke in the world. It is funny, though.

[Dana Carvey]

I think it was good. I liked it.

[David Spade]

You know, when it gets colder, I always fall in the same trap. Heavy meals, too much takeout, and suddenly I'm like, why do my jeans hate me?

[Dana Carvey]

I know. Yeah, me too. I mean, I'll open the fridge in December, and it's like, half a pizza and an orange from 1997. Not a lot of healthy options, David. But here's the thing. Staying on track doesn't have to be impossible. Our new [e-mail] totally flips that script. Honestly, I didn't think I'd stick to with it, but these meals show up fresh every week. Chef prepared real food, not frozen mystery mush. Just heat it, eat it, and boom. You're not calling DoorDash for the fifth time that week.

[David Spade]

Yeah, it's not just about eating better. It's about time. I'd rather spend 30 minutes working on a bit for my hilarious act than 30 minutes staring into my oven going, is this thing even on?

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Yes, thank you for not feeding me the leftover lasagna for the 12th time.

[David Spade]

All right, so here's a confession, Dana. I love to cook, okay? You know this about me.

[Dana Carvey]

Everybody knows that about you.

[David Spade]

Everyone calls me yes, chef.

[Dana Carvey]

Yes.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And you be. You're chopping. Chopping broccoli. Chop.

[David Spade]

Oh, you chop broccoli.

[Dana Carvey]

That's chopped broccoli.

[David Spade]

Sometimes the idea of chopping broccoli after a long day feels like a cruel joke. And don't get me started on those $15 healthy wraps in the coffee shop. They don't taste great, and I regret it. My fridge is organized. It has a lot of potential. But when it's so much effort, I go to cacava. You know what it's a go to? I put it in the blender. I do it all.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

While Heather watches in. And it's actually really good for me. And I put a couple scoops in. Little. What do I add? Soy milk, Almond milk. Almond milk.

[Dana Carvey]

Almond milk. Okay.

[David Spade]

I think that I like that. A little bit of. A little bit of almond butter.

[Dana Carvey]

I like what I'm hearing. Keep going.

[David Spade]

About a half a banana. Don't go too crazy. I don't want it too sweet, you know?

[Dana Carvey]

Right. But a little, little, little banana boom. And what do you got basically in your mind? What are you looking at?

[David Spade]

It's like, it tastes like a dessert, but it's just good. It's a shake. Keeps me full, lasts a pretty long time. I have low blood sugar, so it lasts a while. And there's a chai flavor now, so I love ch.

[Dana Carvey]

You.

[David Spade]

You would refer to it as fall in a glass. And honestly, it's. It's a good addition to the cachava family.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, right. There's a close knit family, you know, gives you more steady energy throughout the day.

[David Spade]

Protein.

[Dana Carvey]

And my digestion's never been better.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

I like that plan.

[David Spade]

Can they do it risk free?

[Dana Carvey]

Yes.

[David Spade]

Okay, so you could. You could try Kachava Risk Free with air. Go ahead. I want you to.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Next story. Bring it on.

[David Spade]

I have stories, but they're too heavy. Oh, this is interesting. It's about the. Have you heard about the Baguga?

[Dana Carvey]

I've heard that name for some reason.

[David Spade]

This is a little sphere. When they say there's fears somebody found. Okay, he didn't give it up to the police. He kept it. And now it's getting heavier. It's got all these like hieroglyphics on it. And people are coming to look at.

[Joe Rogan]

To read the symbols as a warning of the future.

[David Spade]

I don't know if that's. They are not a prediction.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, then what's the they?

[Joe Rogan]

Fun are the activation sequence for a technology that has been waiting for 12,000 years.

[David Spade]

Yep, roughly 12,000.

[Joe Rogan]

The message isn't what it says, it's what it does.

[David Spade]

Show it. That's all it was.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, what did they say? Press the buttons or not.

[David Spade]

I want to show it because they have it floating. You know, when people see these circles floating, sometimes they show them in the ocean. Now, I feel like AI was invented just to throw this off because you can't tell, but if you see these little spheres floating. And they found this one, it crashed. The guy called the police and he goes, they said, give it to us. He said, no. And he took off. And it weighed about a pound. And now, because of gravity, after a few months, it weighs more. But all these scientists and UFO people are looking at it, going, it's nuts. What it is. They can't tell. They can't tell what kind of material it is. They have no idea. So something's weird.

[Dana Carvey]

Is it on 60 Minutes or why is it hiding it?

[David Spade]

Dana, no, Some of these things are out there. Depends on your algorithm. If your algorithm brings.

[Dana Carvey]

I want alien. Let me just go on record, you know, I. I want aliens to come down. I want in my time on this planet to have, like, we are aliens. I want them to land on the White House lawn. I want them coming out like day. There stood still, no doubt, one with.

[David Spade]

Keanu Reeves and Jennifer.

[Dana Carvey]

No, no, the one from 1959. Some unbelievable scary. Yeah, that was the. The great thing where they had a guy that. Like an Einstein scientist with the chalkboard doing the stuff. The alien looks human, but he's kind of weird. And he comes in and goes, well, Professor, I think you're mistaken. It's like this gigantic equation. Like 20ft across, he goes.

[David Spade]

He's in one second.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. Oh, there. This actually belong here. And then. And then the Einstein guy's like, oh. Oh, my God. I mean, I can't. I am. You know, I love that in a movie, don't you?

[David Spade]

I like that reading of yours.

[Dana Carvey]

The talk for God. Good gracious. Good God. Why didn't I. How did you.

[David Spade]

Come together perfectly.

[Dana Carvey]

I've got to call my wife.

[David Spade]

Wait, what?

[Dana Carvey]

You just saw Telephone. You never saw this, have you?

[David Spade]

And you.

[Dana Carvey]

You thought, what? Come on.

[David Spade]

And he goes, oh, my God. Can you help me fix my dryer? Is that the one where the huge alien is standing, or is that the camera?

[Dana Carvey]

No, huge alien is. It comes off the spaceship. I mean, it's a little corny. I mean, he's metal and he's scary when I was a kid, but I think the rubber bends at his knees and stuff, but then. Oh, I can't remember the name of the great actor who played the alien with a humanoid form.

[David Spade]

Who, you know, 25. It's great. Let's talk about age of disclosure by next week because I'm going to watch it. It's all about the aliens on.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, all right. I got an open mind.

[David Spade]

Yeah, open mind. And then we'll get somebody, maybe from there.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. If we're on this planet and no one knows how we got here or what we're supposed to do here, all things are possible. I just wanted to put that out there.

[David Spade]

I do think it's all possible. And I keep seeing videos on ring cameras of aliens, and they all look like AI, but some. I'm guarantee, like 1 out of 20 is real. But no, everyone's like, what are you. First comment's always like, ar.

[Dana Carvey]

Dude, who are these friends?

[David Spade]

Those are comments.

[Dana Carvey]

It's worse than the Californians, I don't think. Hey, man, if this is an alien, like, people would see, like big green ears or something.

[David Spade]

Yeah, aliens are cute. I don't want them to kill us characters.

[Dana Carvey]

I. All right. I'm just adjusting my camera.

[David Spade]

Okay, one more because Arizona's an hour later.

[Dana Carvey]

Dude, I left Arizona once and arrived in LA before I left because of the time change thing.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, there's an hour long time.

[Dana Carvey]

What is a micro penis all about? The condition that may have plagued Hitler and Jeffrey Epstein.

[David Spade]

Really going out. These guys are really piling on.

[Dana Carvey]

This is a great story. I. I just love this investment.

[David Spade]

Yeah. This is a Ebony. Okay, is this the whole story? They. They say. They say Epstein had one. Right.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, who are they?

[David Spade]

Dana, when did you take this picture? I thought he was doing Batman eyes like this.

[Dana Carvey]

That guy has the hands of Shaquille o'. Neal.

[David Spade]

Yeah, still could be big. Do I think you're supposed to measure it from your waist? All right. But these people, that micro. I mean, they're really going like. I think when they try to find a victim. Unfortunately, they say any markings on the wiener, like that happened to Michael Jackson.

[Dana Carvey]

Right. And also the idea is that, you know, Hitler was so angry because of that. Micro ponies. Adolph, you okay? I killed everybody once because of the micropins.

[David Spade]

Made him so mad.

[Dana Carvey]

Can you believe how much Energy I had?

[David Spade]

45 minutes in, he gave those speeches. He really gave it.

[Dana Carvey]

I know, I know. That's how I used to do Exhausted Hitler. Oh, I can't. I could barely. I'm so tired. I was screaming for an hour.

[David Spade]

On one read through and I go right away. Mine Fiera. And then I got a laugh.

[Dana Carvey]

That's fun. It's almost like movie or something.

[David Spade]

I'll be back in one second. Mine.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm so tired. I gave a four hour speech at the Reichs dead. I can't.

[David Spade]

Did you hear it?

[Dana Carvey]

I can't feel my deltoid. Whoever thought of this thing should be shot. I can't even feel my traps.

[David Spade]

That's a lever arm hard to hold up.

[Dana Carvey]

I did this for five hours.

[David Spade]

All right, let's end on that.

[Dana Carvey]

That is a mic drop please. I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving vacation. Now it's time to go.

[David Spade]

Good. Get back to work, eat Thanksgiving, listen to this and sleep while you listen to us. Because we, yes, we're a good sort of.

[Dana Carvey]

We're a good. We're a good casual. We don't. We don't want to stir the pot.

[David Spade]

All right everybody, I'm watching. We've got millions of streams coming in. So good job everybody. Thank you and we'll see you next time.

[Dana Carvey]

Goodbye.

[David Spade]

Hey guys. If you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, give us review, five star rating and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey and executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Maddie Sprung Kaiser and Leah Reese, Dennis of Odyssey.

[Dana Carvey]

Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by.

[David Spade]

Phil sweettech, booking by Cultivated Entertainment.

[Dana Carvey]

Special thanks to Patrick Fogarty, Evan Cox, Maura Curran, Melissa Wester, Hillary Schuff, Eric Donnelly, Colin Gaynor, Sean Cherry, Kirk Courtney and Lauren Vieira.

[David Spade]

Reach out with us. Any questions be asked and answered on the show? We've been emailing [e-mail] that's a U D a C-Y dot com.