David Spade (2:42)

And he was one of the first, he did a show where you make fun of videos. Oh, talk soup and talk soup.

Dana Carvey (2:50)

Yeah, it's great.

David Spade (2:51)

And what's kind of interesting without giving you Away. I'll talk about. He had a little bit of dyslexia, and he was reading teleprompters and the. The struggle and the challenge of that. But that show is huge and went on for years. And he now has a new show.

Dana Carvey (3:07)

Animal Control, and it's. I think it's just started its third season, and it's. I just read a really nice thing about it in the paper. So. Animal Control, you know for sure when you see him. And we had a nice chat, so let's listen up. Enough about us.

David Spade (3:27)

Very exciting. That beard is rocking.

Dana Carvey (3:30)

Look at his fucking cool hair, too. I hate this guy already.

Joel McHale (3:34)

All the transplants, guys, this can be yours, literally.

Dana Carvey (3:39)

No, it cannot. That's too good.

David Spade (3:40)

Oh, you gotta have some donors if you're gonna go. No. That is. That is Trini Lopez. Early Tom Jones.

Dana Carvey (3:48)

Who are your hair donors? Charo?

Joel McHale (3:51)

When the Russian Olympic doping thing hit, I was able to reap the benefits because they had all this extra, extra tranquilizer sitting around. Guys. But parson heavy. He. He's in Sherman Oaks. He's a. He's a wizard.

David Spade (4:05)

This is.

Joel McHale (4:06)

This is my great grandfather. That's. That's would have been me.

Dana Carvey (4:10)

He's showing a picture of a goddamn.

David Spade (4:12)

Oh, really? A cue ball.

Dana Carvey (4:14)

Might as well be George Costanza.

David Spade (4:15)

And you're like, well, who has the greatest hair in Hollywood? I think it was. What did Roblo say? Rob Lowe said Richard Gere. I think the history of Hollywood.

Joel McHale (4:26)

I think it's Jeff Bridges. If.

Dana Carvey (4:28)

Yeah. I mean, if Keanu's. Yeah. Can I make my face redder?

David Spade (4:38)

That's just the Cheetos wearing off.

Dana Carvey (4:41)

Everyone says on. On the YouTube comments, hey, Spade, rough night? I'm like, no, this is just it, guys. They're like, geez, what a disaster.

David Spade (4:53)

What's Northern European? You get a little rosacea.

Dana Carvey (4:56)

I don't think I'm red, Heather. Am I in real life? My dad was kind of red, but he was such a goddamn drunk.

Joel McHale (5:03)

Yeah, but you're still you at this age. Look, if you still. If we all went back to our high school reunions, just an impromptu high school reunion, we'd all be like, oh, we're doing great.

Dana Carvey (5:14)

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Me and my buddies from high school don't look so tragic. So we see, by the way, when I was. And back in Arizona, Sir Joel. And they. These two old dudes walked up to us, and I'm like, oh, look at these broken down. And they go, hey, we were a year under you guys in high School at Saguaro. I'm like, shut the up. Wait, we're all around the same. Oh, my God.

Joel McHale (5:41)

Well, they also were sitting in the Arizona sun. Right? They were.

Dana Carvey (5:46)

Everyone lays out every day.

Joel McHale (5:47)

Yeah.

Dana Carvey (5:49)

No sunscreen. That's for girly men.

David Spade (5:53)

I talked to a guy at an event in the recent past about 20 minutes and had no idea who he was. He's in show business. But he quietly, quietly put on 50 and he became. I don't know why it's always quiet, but it was unrecognizable. And then someone told me later, and you, you kids out there can guess who it was, but it was not Joel or Ken. His best friend, Ken Young. Who was it?

Joel McHale (6:22)

Let me guess. No.

Dana Carvey (6:24)

Yeah, she was. Let's do it.

David Spade (6:26)

We'll save it. No, I can't because it would be mean to the person.

Dana Carvey (6:30)

I saw a guy that loudly put.

David Spade (6:32)

But I think, I think Martin Sheen got over it in a second. No, it was not Martin.

Dana Carvey (6:37)

It was. It wasn't Ken Jong. He's on.

Joel McHale (6:39)

No, no.

Dana Carvey (6:40)

He was born on Ozempic.

David Spade (6:41)

That guy's fit. He can still high jump over six feet.

Joel McHale (6:44)

Yeah, there. Do you guys know who Nathan Fillion is? Very extremely handsome man from Edmonton. And he, he continues to look great, but he like, when starting around, like late 30s, 40s, he did put on £50 easily. Still look great.

Dana Carvey (7:03)

Oh, really?

Joel McHale (7:04)

And then he lost it all. I don't, I don't know how he did it, but he lost it all. And everyone's like, you look great. And he literally was like, if you just carry an extra 50 for a decade, then. And you lose it, then you get this new blank check. Look great. Because, because everyone's like, hey. And I was like, oh, you could just hang in there for that 10 years.

Dana Carvey (7:26)

That guy pulls wool even when he's 50 plus over.

David Spade (7:30)

No. You come in a boozed up alcoholic at the 40th anniversary, and then for the 50th, you just go clean for a decade.

Joel McHale (7:37)

Yeah.

David Spade (7:38)

And you got all the.

Dana Carvey (7:39)

Nate Pagodi says. He just tells people, even though he's kind of fat. He goes, I just tell people I lost £300. And they go, holy, you look great.

David Spade (7:48)

He's not fat.

Dana Carvey (7:49)

But he says to that to people. So they go, oh, wow. Well, now this is pretty good for you. He's like, that's.

Joel McHale (7:56)

I saw Def Leppard play. Yes, thank you. This is 10. They opened for Kiss at the Forum.

Dana Carvey (8:06)

Open for. I know.

Joel McHale (8:07)

I felt, I was like, feel like that's.

Dana Carvey (8:10)

That's this. That's a story.

David Spade (8:12)

That's a. Pick them. We got to interview Joe Elliott for an hour. What a kick in the pants, that guy.

Dana Carvey (8:17)

Well, what were you saying?

Joel McHale (8:19)

Well, one of them. Someone was like, well, Death Leopard, they're on this comeback because one of them had cancer. And. And. And you get up there and then you start watching them. I was like, which one has cancer? And it. There was like, all the three of them were bloated and bad hair dye. They're all like. They're just like. And then the guy with cancer, just skinny and short hair, just like full of energy. They're like, he's doing great now. And I was like, oh, wow, that really shows you.

David Spade (8:49)

I think it's. It's sad when there's like a quartet of singers or whatever, and then they eventually, one by one, pass away. I was in Vegas once, and they. Ladies and gentlemen, the Platter. And was like such a bring down.

Dana Carvey (9:02)

I saw. I saw.

David Spade (9:04)

That's an old Jokewood Mac.

Dana Carvey (9:06)

When it was down to Stevie Nicks. Two guys from Los Lobos in a contest and the name is.

Joel McHale (9:11)

And.

David Spade (9:14)

Beach Boy.

Joel McHale (9:15)

Just Josie. Josie Ann. That's.

Dana Carvey (9:19)

And some friends.

Joel McHale (9:21)

I remember in Seattle. This is. It's a Steppenwolf. No original members. And I thought I had. What. What happened?

David Spade (9:30)

What is the point? Well, then it's a. What do you call it? A tribute band at that point. Right.

Dana Carvey (9:35)

It's really just a cover band, which is kind of good. I saw Led Zepp again or one of these, you know, and the COVID bands where I didn't even. Well, I didn't think it was related to Led Zeppelin, but I said, okay, at least I'll just go hear the Led Zeppelin song. Second one to a cover band, right? And they were like, here's one that no one knows. I don't even think Robert Plant remembers. I'm like, no, no, no, guys, here's the deal. I want to know every. And then they weren't doing hits. Like, we're not here to do the Zeppelin hits. I go, okay, I think you don't understand what's going on. I paid $3 and what, I want.

David Spade (10:12)

$3 at the Vaseline Room in Reno or something.

Dana Carvey (10:17)

I think it was at Sharky's. That place.

Joel McHale (10:19)

I like. A tribute band is like, we're not playing the tr. We're not playing the hits.

Dana Carvey (10:24)

Yeah. What is your only job?

David Spade (10:27)

And you're not playing to a crowd?

Joel McHale (10:30)

We're gonna play a new song. Wow.

Dana Carvey (10:32)

It was a Canyon Club. Joel, do you Know what? Canyon Club.

Joel McHale (10:35)

Yes.

David Spade (10:36)

Oh, God. Not a. Not a great gig.

Dana Carvey (10:39)

Actually, I've played Canyon Club, so I can't.

David Spade (10:40)

I. I played it. That's why I'm saying I didn't.

Dana Carvey (10:43)

I saw Foreigner there.

Joel McHale (10:45)

I. I bet it was great.

Dana Carvey (10:47)

It was actually 3iner. Because one guy didn't show up. Yeah.

Joel McHale (10:51)

My friend.

Dana Carvey (10:52)

Because the joke so bad, you go.

Joel McHale (10:54)

Oh, no, my friend Boyd saw Rick Springfield there and he said, Rick Springfield walked out and said, you. I'm 75. And then just went right into Jesse's girl.

David Spade (11:06)

Jesus, that's the best opening ever. Let me do a quick Dennis Miller. This is 20 seconds per this topic. Playing a casino in San Bernardino. And you know, in the casinos, they're all in the bar for the longest time, then they come in. So we came out like two months before we go on. It's thousand seats, not one person sitting there. And Dennis goes, christ. Thanks, Carvey. Did we just turn into Three Dog Night over here? Sorry, I just want. Wanted to share that with Joel because I knew he would Chop.

Joel McHale (11:35)

Dad, you actually taught me. Dana, years ago, you were like, yeah. You ever go to those gigs where you haven't done standup in a while and then you just go into your act and you. It's. You're barely holding on to the roller coaster as it's going. And I was like, oh, that. Thank. I'm so glad you said that.

Dana Carvey (11:53)

Someone else has done it.

David Spade (11:55)

The more famous you get, the. Your stand up gets shitty for a while. Like, probably when you're full time on Community, you're doing less. Less reps, less. And then your price is going up and up, right?

Joel McHale (12:06)

Yeah. So they get a lot of. It's a lot of talk about greatest hits.

David Spade (12:11)

Yeah.

Dana Carvey (12:13)

You know, we know the old days, Joe, where you're not that old, but, yeah, I'm old. When Dana, was I headlining?

David Spade (12:22)

You could still get carded if you do a little accretion. Right there.

Dana Carvey (12:25)

I was out there with some guys that were just doing the same 45. Not even an hour, just same 45 on the dot. Then I'd see him a year later, same 45, three years later. Because they just had mailing lists and stuff. There was no tick Tock or YouTuber. Not that many specials at all. Right. There's only a couple.

Joel McHale (12:43)

Do you ever get like. Well, as you said, like, the bands come out, they play all their hits, and that's what everyone wants to hear. And I'm like, yeah, but I don't think comics can do that.

Dana Carvey (12:52)

I know I do a mixture usually because some people go, oh, you didn't do the one joke of yours I like.

Joel McHale (12:58)

Yeah.

David Spade (12:59)

I am very close to doing a one man show where I do quick change, church lady Han.

Dana Carvey (13:06)

Oh, yeah, you go, you kill it.

David Spade (13:08)

I do that Ed Sullivan. The person goes behind the partition, the panel, and then comes out as a totally new character in like one second.

Joel McHale (13:16)

You. Well, you, you're, you've reached the. Well, you reach that legend status.

Dana Carvey (13:23)

So you can bring me in there.

David Spade (13:24)

Thank you.

Joel McHale (13:25)

But you should then like do three characters that everybody knows and then throw in a character that you'd be like, and this one was from SNL's 1986 special. And then just be a character that you've never done before and be like deep cuts.

Dana Carvey (13:40)

And it's like this. Got to read through. And that was it. Listen, it's a new year. New year of proposals.

David Spade (13:49)

Oh, yeah. Lots of people popping the big question. Sure, it's a huge moment. But what they don't tell you is how many decisions you have to make when choosing the perfect engagement ring.

Dana Carvey (14:02)

David, there's. I can think of six questions off top of my head. Shape, size, color, cut, clarity, carrots, you.

David Spade (14:09)

Know, Damn, that's fantastic. Off the top of your head. No, there's no place better to start than bluenile.com because they know what she wants and so it's time to learn fast.

Dana Carvey (14:25)

Yeah, they do this every day. They know. They'll take the guesswork out for you guys don't know anything. I don't know anything. You know, you go in there, bluenile.com you'll create a bigger, more brilliant engagement ring than you can imagine. Price you won't find at a traditional jeweler. That's been since 1999, they've been the original online jeweler.

David Spade (14:45)

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Dana Carvey (15:01)

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David Spade (15:25)

Wow. I mean, come on. If you're going to make a move, you got to use Blue. Blue Nile. Don't wander downtown. Have some guy. We got. Let me get that eye piece out. You can check out the diamond if you think you want it.

Dana Carvey (15:40)

And the De Wyman.

David Spade (15:42)

We got one. We got one made of wood.

Dana Carvey (15:44)

Who he jotted up twice right now. $50 off your purchase of $500 or more with code fly blue nile.com. that's $50 off with code fly@blue nile.com.

David Spade (15:56)

That'S blue nile.com.

Joel McHale (15:59)

Hey, I'm Ben Stiller. I'm Adam Scott, and we make a TV show called Severance. Severance is back for season two on Apple tv. Plus, before the premiere, Ben and I are going to be binging season one.

David Spade (16:09)

And putting out daily recaps.

Joel McHale (16:11)

Beginning January 7th, we'll be dropping an episode featuring amazing special guests from the cast and crew. After that, we're going to keep going as we recap every episode of season two. The Severance podcast with Ben and Adam.

David Spade (16:22)

Listen and follow now on Apple Podcasts.

Joel McHale (16:25)

The Odyssey app, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dana Carvey (16:33)

He's got that animal control thing in the back.

David Spade (16:35)

Animal control shows don't get third seasons anymore. This is a hit in 2024. A third season, I always say.

Joel McHale (16:45)

Well, it's weird. We've done 30 total episodes, which, you know, in the old days.

Dana Carvey (16:51)

New world.

David Spade (16:51)

Yeah, One season.

Dana Carvey (16:53)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (16:54)

So, hey, divide up the pie however you like. That's great.

David Spade (16:58)

Let's call it.

Dana Carvey (16:59)

You know, when we did Rules of Engagement, Dana, at the end, it was always 22 episodes. And the way we whined about it was because you can always find a way to grouse in the set. Is first season of Rules engagement, we did 22 and we debuted huge. And then there was a fucking strike. And we came back and we never got the momentum. Our fault, I guess, those workers. There was only 13 pickups, and you're 13 and your whole all year is over because you can't do anything. You can't book anything else. You can't get a new show, and you just wait. And on may they go, we might bring you back. And if we do, it'll be for a measly 13. We'd do less if we could. And I'm like, God dang. The second we got to 100 episodes, they fired us that day. They're like, that's all we need.

David Spade (17:45)

By Joel, who are you following?

Dana Carvey (17:48)

Who wants to show? What is this magic?

Joel McHale (17:51)

Who am I following? Oh, I thought you meant, like, in my political life, the pr the proud boys. No.

Dana Carvey (17:58)

Yeah.

David Spade (17:59)

You had me. I was like, they have a great tick tock. Are you on? What night are you on and what time? Coming up.

Joel McHale (18:08)

We're on. I think we're on we're day. It's January 2nd as hangovers are just being cured.

David Spade (18:17)

A perfect day.

Joel McHale (18:18)

Yeah, yeah. It's all. I think that's a Thursday after Hell's Kitchen or Next Level Chef with Gordon Ramsay, who's always gold. And then Dennis Leary has a new comedy that is on after us.

Dana Carvey (18:33)

I know all about it.

David Spade (18:34)

Really?

Joel McHale (18:34)

Yeah.

David Spade (18:35)

They're parent. Oh, what. What is his show? Because I'll write it down.

Joel McHale (18:39)

It's called.

David Spade (18:41)

What's the one it's called.

Dana Carvey (18:42)

Nope, I'm getting there.

Joel McHale (18:44)

I'm really great at not giving you telling you.

Dana Carvey (18:47)

Going Dutch.

Joel McHale (18:48)

Going Dutch. Yes. It's about a army base in Europe that is only for supplies. And so they're like the great distributor to all the bases. So they have. There's no action at all. And Danny Pooty is in it from Community. And so yeah, the family is slowly coming back. So that. Yeah, that's. We're very lucky because Fox is hung in. You know, you hear this but they hung in there with the show. And not I compared to Community, but like on Community. But we were always. We were always on the bubble and. And Fox, like, they like the show. They're like, we're hanging in there. And now it's slowly built up on Hulu and they've taken their time. So they've. They did the thing that you. That old comedies used to do where they would take care of it and nurture it and water it. And so it's gotten better. And I. It's really enjoyable.

Dana Carvey (19:44)

It's nice they do what they say because not all these networks, they can tell you it's great until the day they chop your head off and you go, oh, but that's. It's just a biz. But I think they add in Hulu there's some reason you're doing well. You know, they. They calculate everything together. Some metric something means it's working.

Joel McHale (20:02)

It's interesting that the. I mean, not to get nuts, but they like how Netflix, like Friends in the Office. Those are. And suits of all. You know, like they're all. And same thing with Community. We didn't become a hit until after streamers came out. And they're.

David Spade (20:17)

They were.

Joel McHale (20:18)

And These shows have 100 or 150 episodes and people see them like comfort food.

Dana Carvey (20:25)

And you were NBC and how many Episodes.

Joel McHale (20:27)

We are NBC. We were canceled after our fourth season and then brought back on Yahoo. Screen. What's that?

Dana Carvey (20:36)

What's that?

Joel McHale (20:37)

It was a short lived streaming service that Yahoo.

Dana Carvey (20:40)

That's a calculator.

Joel McHale (20:41)

Yeah, that it was. It went from the biggest calculator app, biggest website to. Yeah. To a. To weather and to just a little weather app. After. After. But they literally blamed us for the downfall of Yahoo. Screen, which I'm like, I brought down a streamer and then that was it after six seasons. So we did like 130.

Dana Carvey (21:04)

So you had 130 to sell.

David Spade (21:06)

It kind of. I don't know the word cult, but it has legs. I mean, because I don't think anything. Kind of like Community. It was unique, you know.

Joel McHale (21:15)

Yeah.

David Spade (21:15)

Just its vibe and the way it was written and the people in it. So it's kind of cool that it lives on. And yeah.

Joel McHale (21:21)

Dan. Dan Harmon is a freaking true genius. I think David, you probably know him.

Dana Carvey (21:27)

I would say maybe I know a little bit and I know him.

David Spade (21:30)

I did a thing with him for I think National Graphic Channel where I played JFK or something. I can't remember. It was shot all over at that studio.

Dana Carvey (21:38)

Sounds fun.

Joel McHale (21:39)

Awesome.

David Spade (21:40)

Yeah, he's. He's very, very smart.

Dana Carvey (21:43)

Joel, are these Chevy stories. We had him on the show. Is he. Is it more rumor or is it. Was he a bit of a pickle?

David Spade (21:50)

And how I put it this way too. I want to think, how did you think about Chevy during the show and now? How do you think about Chevy now?

Joel McHale (21:58)

Oh, well, you know, I've never answered any questions about him. So this is.

Dana Carvey (22:03)

I like it.

Joel McHale (22:04)

This is.

Dana Carvey (22:05)

Well, this is SNL related.

David Spade (22:06)

So it's my theory because I. We had, we had him on and I kind of figured him out right before we came on. And then it kind of made sense to me that, that he has an impulse to say the thing you're not supposed to say. Even if it goes territory that you cannot even comprehend. He's going there, but he has an impulse to say, to do that. So right before he came on our show, he was at David's house. I just sort of went with it and he would do all this shock stuff and I just started finding it so funny because I saw what he was doing.

Dana Carvey (22:41)

You know, if you're not ready, but.

David Spade (22:43)

If you don't get defensive, it's like a swing and a miss. Someone just laughs. You know, we.

Joel McHale (22:49)

Yeah, all that's. I would agree with everything on that plane.

David Spade (22:54)

Okay.

Joel McHale (22:54)

And then.

David Spade (22:55)

But you worked with him. A lot more than I like at.

Joel McHale (22:57)

Six in the morning as we're all stumbling in there trying hoping to make our 15 hour day. He, I guess this is a separate thing, but he, he didn't want to be there for that long. Like it was those hours and those, that, that work was, it was too much for the man. He didn't want to be there. And so we would have to find a way to shoot him out. And, and I'm not Chevy, if you're listening or watching, I don't think you would disagree with any of this. And, and he had, he was. Yeah, the man had a lot going on all the time and he would, he could definitely as like be disruptive and he, he, he definitely didn't like it when some people were funnier and he kind of lose his mind a little bit. And then, you know, he was fired from the show famously. And okay, yeah, like we, everyone was like, I feel, yeah, like he's a, he's everything. Like when he was good, it was magic. And he's so good and he's. We watch those first few seasons, he's so funny. But you know the guy, the guy was his own self sabotager all the time and would be, yeah, he would always be disruptive and all that stuff. So I think in doses like you're saying, like if he's throwing out, he, he also has, he also always had to find. If things were going well, he would find a way to, to slow that down.

David Spade (24:36)

Right.

Joel McHale (24:36)

He would, he would throw some wrench in and, and yeah, so I, Yeah, I mean that. The guy, you know, he's, his reputation precedes him and, and, and I haven't spoke to him since the show ended, but I did play him in a movie and I, I guess I. That. But yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, there's that.

David Spade (24:57)

Yeah, that's weird. You play Chevy in a movie after.

Joel McHale (25:02)

Very strange. Just someone who does a lot of arms workouts. So. Yeah, it's an, It's. He's always been. Yeah, he was always the focus of attention whenever he was in the room.

David Spade (25:15)

All, all those picadillos or ticks, whatever you want to call them. We've worked with people in show business where it can be cute and funny, but then if it's actually part of a job, it's a completely different idea. Something. Forget Chevy.

Joel McHale (25:30)

Just.

David Spade (25:31)

If anybody is actively just being difficult.

Dana Carvey (25:34)

Well, if you don't love coming to work, that's hard. If you get nervous at work, you're going, someone's Coming in today and it's going to be tough and you're like these, these days are so hard anyway and no one believes it. But if you're in it and you know you're up at 6 and leaving at 8:30 at night, you're like, we have no life.

David Spade (25:51)

Just get your single camera a half hour. I mean that's a. Yeah. Workload.

Joel McHale (25:55)

And we shot those shows like they were movies, they weren't shot in a documentary style thing. So none of it was, none of it was that the loose, it was all, it was all cinematic and we shot those like, like paintball things and all those, all those kind of epic look looking things for half hour. And you know, we knew Chevy had obviously dealt with things like that before because he was a gigantic movie star.

Dana Carvey (26:20)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (26:21)

All through the 80s, but yeah, he had. And then, you know, there'd be other times when we, you know, physically push each other around. So that also happened and.

David Spade (26:32)

Whoa. Well, well, I, I, I don't know. I mean you're, I, I wouldn't want to try to fight you. I mean, I think you're probably what I thought. Don't, you don't want one of the strongest guys in Hollywood.

Joel McHale (26:44)

Don't, don't. Yeah. It was all, it all. When we look back on it, I'm like, what? That was just mayhem as we were trying to, you know, get this shit made.

Dana Carvey (26:53)

Just do a cute show.

David Spade (26:54)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (26:55)

And, and then, then I have that thing of like people like, oh, there's that thing. Because during the time it was pre, it was, it was during the times when you didn't say anything where it was like, just keep doing what you're doing because every, because it's working and you, we didn't want to rock the boat and for sure. So that, so we kind of, I remember multiple people above us going, yeah, and he's all ours. And you know, in the show it was working. So I, Yeah, it was, it was, it was.

Dana Carvey (27:29)

You don't want them to say, let's.

David Spade (27:30)

Get, we feel the stress is coming over this.

Joel McHale (27:33)

I was like, I don't know what, I don't know. If I talked to him again, I'm sure he'd be like, you, so am I. All right. But he'd probably say that anyway, even.

David Spade (27:40)

If he was in love, he might surprise you. I, I don't know. But yeah, that's, we've all, I've had experiences like that. Mickey Rooney, but anyway, it doesn't really matter. Mickey Rooney, but God rest his soul.

Dana Carvey (27:52)

But yeah, well, putting it in. In. In the Mickey Rooney sort of analogy.

David Spade (27:58)

I love any podcast that mentions Mickey. Go ahead.

Joel McHale (28:00)

He's so happy right now that his name got matched.

Dana Carvey (28:03)

Mickey Rooney, number one star in the world, right? Legitimately, yeah. Chevy Time magazine, funniest man in America. And then movie after movie after movie. Tall, great looking, Goldie Hawn. Said, when I saw him, I was like, this is a formidable person. He comes in and at some point he's got to feel like, I'm on a sitcom or I'm on whatever. And it just. And everyone's getting laughs around him. And usually they would write that out, you know, they would just be like, I'm the guy that scores. And then here's the movie around me, everyone can be okay. And so there's something to that. I remember George Seagull. I would think that with George Seagull, when I was on Just Shoot Me because he's so great. And one time he goes, you little. I used to work with Elizabeth Taylor. I go, I know, dude, this is.

David Spade (28:51)

Oh, he was huge.

Dana Carvey (28:52)

We would laugh about it because. And he would yell it to the audience. He'd point to me and go, I used to work with Elizabeth Taylor. Now I work with this. But we. We had a great time.

Joel McHale (29:01)

But don't you think that, like you.

Dana Carvey (29:04)

He was happy about it. He was happy, right?

Joel McHale (29:06)

Is that they didn't realize that when everybody's funny, that makes everything funny and that makes the whole thing better. And rarely, like on a. I don't know. I'm trying to think of some, I don't know, some example of some super funny show. Eight is enough. Let's say no. Where they go, oh, everyone was funny on that show. Except for that one guy is like, no, no, no. The whole. Because everyone was scoring everyone a straight.

Dana Carvey (29:34)

Man for this man, everyone's valuable. And George said, you know, we had all done. Just Shoot Me wasn't a magnanimous hit, but it stayed on for seven years that we would all. I think what happened, we all had. Had downtime where it wasn't working for a little bit. So we all were like, hey, we're all lucky to be here. So it was a lot less fighting. I can't remember any. Because we thought we know what it's like when it doesn't work. It's not all given. You know, if you're on Friends and it's your first show, you get and you're a superstar worldwide star, you can't even imagine. What if I did a show that didn't work. You can't imagine what it's like to just get pilots, cancel. So when you've had ups and downs and something works, you go, oh, we are lucky. This. Let's do not mess this up. Yeah, that's probably what we're doing.

Joel McHale (30:22)

But it sounds like there was nobody on Just shoot me. That was disruptive.

Dana Carvey (30:27)

Right. I'm saying is that you had that and so you don't want to mess the show up. So you're probably not telling everybody, like, hey, we got to get rid of this. What can we do? Because they might say, yeah, this whole show is a problem. Let's just get rid of it. And you're like, no, I like it. I want to be here.

David Spade (30:41)

Do you think that when Chevy came through with Community, like, how, how much has changed now with live streaming shows? Because you'll just see full blown movie stars except Tom Cruise, who's one of my favorites doing a live streaming series. And there is no, it's, there's no, it's completely accepted. It's not like, oh, what happened to his movie career? There's more of those watching Life.

Dana Carvey (31:04)

Yeah, Yeah.

Joel McHale (31:04)

I mean, that's also why, like when Snoop and Jamie Foxx and Dwayne Johnson and Ellen all did game shows and that blew away the. Oh, you don't have to. You. There's not a tie, you know, like, you're in that lane now. It's just all the lanes blurred and then, and then all. Then the streamers had all the money and like squid games if. Or squid game if. Like no one care. They're like, oh, it's just great. We. And I was like, if you told an executive five years ago that a foreign language murder game show drama and Kevin Cosner would be the biggest things on tv, they'd be like Kevin Costner in a Western. I don't think so. That's not going to be a hit. That westerns are dead. It's all science fiction. Oh, and people are not going to read subtitles. Forget it. And then the biggest things on the planet.

Dana Carvey (31:57)

That's part of the fun is that no one knows. Can't figure out showbiz. That's part of the, it's part of the crazy lottery. It like you go, I could make it overnight. You just don't know. It could be in a show that blows up.

David Spade (32:08)

There's 5 billion bits of digital information to watch right now globally, between YouTube and then all the rest. So it's 5 billion. So I'm just saying it's different. That's my point. My thesis is that show business changed. You can do commercials. You gotta. You can talk about your brand and being in the marketplace with your brand. Everyone could do commercials. Everyone could do anything.

Dana Carvey (32:30)

Yeah. Really?

David Spade (32:31)

Anyone can do mass singers. Huge hit. Who would have thought? Yeah. Which you've been on.

Joel McHale (32:36)

Yes. Well, yeah, Ken caught, you know, once again, like those guys caught lightning in a bottle. And if you. Which I. When I was first on that show, I was like, I don't really understand what the rules. Are we guessing who they are or are we telling you? Are they good at singing? Is it. Which one is it? And they were like, absolutely. And.

Dana Carvey (32:57)

And good costume, by the way. I like the guesses. It's like, is it Lady Gaga? Is it Adele? I think it's President Obama. And then they're like, nope, it's Corey Feldman. And they're like, oh, I knew it. Oh, it's the kid from eight is enough.

Joel McHale (33:17)

That's when. Yeah, well, twice they had. Yeah. But no, it was from. They. They always throw out those. You know, they throw out those crazy guesses, big names. And then I. When I. And yeah, I would like it just one time to be like, oh, it is Prince Harry. Holy. They got him and.

Dana Carvey (33:39)

And Meghan Markle. They play like a horse character. And she's the front, he's the back, and that they pop out. That would be great. That would be really good for ratings. But my mom would say they should do that.

Joel McHale (33:51)

Ken is so, like, he's. That he's like the secret weapon on that show where he's so freaking funny on it and like, without. I mean, everyone's really great and like. And Robin, like, Robin thicks his. Great. They had to throw his. His ear is so good that they have to throw static at him and Nicole. Sure. Or they'll. They could just listen to a person's voice and they. They will point out some obscure singer from like, oh, that guy's from northern Italy. He's big pop star in Austria. And he can.

David Spade (34:24)

Both.

Joel McHale (34:24)

He and Nicole could decipher that. And so they had to throw anyway.

Dana Carvey (34:29)

But.

Joel McHale (34:29)

And then Ken would just say the funniest thing.

Dana Carvey (34:33)

When I talked to Ross backstage, he said, I can right now. You can't sing just by talking to you because I hear your voice. I was like, wow, Listen, growing your small business in 2025 all comes down to how well you can hire.

David Spade (34:50)

That's right.

Dana Carvey (34:51)

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David Spade (35:10)

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Dana Carvey (35:41)

That's right. So small businesses is.

David Spade (35:45)

That is a tough word.

Dana Carvey (35:48)

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David Spade (37:14)

You know, because a lot of times, David, work, provided life insurance may not be enough. You know, the rule of thumb is to have a coverage that's 10 times your salary. But provided life insurance typically doesn't cover maybe one or two times your salary. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

Dana Carvey (37:32)

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David Spade (37:55)

Suddenly the income, the income. Suddenly the income's gone and you got mortgage, you got tuition bills, you know, so.

Dana Carvey (38:02)

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Joel McHale (38:52)

You want a fun fact? David Spade.

Dana Carvey (38:54)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (38:55)

Bruce Lee went to the University of Washington, my alma mater, where you did.

Dana Carvey (39:01)

Oh, my God, don't make me.

David Spade (39:03)

Really?

Joel McHale (39:04)

Yeah.

Dana Carvey (39:04)

Research. Bruce Lee. Was he nice?

David Spade (39:07)

Enter the Dragon last week.

Joel McHale (39:09)

Oh, did you really?

David Spade (39:11)

Yeah.

Dana Carvey (39:11)

Do you have any classes with him?

Joel McHale (39:12)

No, he was much older than me. How dare you? Oh, yeah. But when everybody says, like, who. Oh, you went to Harvard. Yeah. Like, how many presidents? And I was like, nobody has a better. Yeah, I was like, bruce Lee. Name somebody better.

Dana Carvey (39:27)

Get somebody cooler. I'm gonna jump around here.

David Spade (39:31)

You.

Dana Carvey (39:32)

You were once quoted as saying, which is a great beginning. Now, when we talk about snl, sometimes in the show, you, you say. I think you say, because you're the only one that wouldn't love the cue cards. I love the cue cards.

Joel McHale (39:47)

Oh, no. Bad. I would. The. The anxiety that I'm feeling right now.

Dana Carvey (39:53)

Of hearing about it.

Joel McHale (39:56)

I don't know how. Like, I think, well, I was talking to who's hater, Bill Hader about like. I was like, I don't know how you do it, man. He goes, oh, I'm super dyslexic. And if they change a single word, I flip out. And Stefan, you know, like, obviously that was improvised, which was pretty incredible. But no, you got like, I still to this. When I see, like, when I see, like, people Doing the weekend update or those things that I, I've gotten so much better at it because of the soup for so many years. But that live audience with cue cards flying with multiple people, I would be like, oh boy, here we go.

David Spade (40:34)

Well, there are a lot of cuts between dress and air. And you don't get a chance. You're just gonna see it on the card and pretend.

Joel McHale (40:42)

Yeah.

Dana Carvey (40:42)

On the way out it'll be on the cards.

David Spade (40:44)

And you're like, we're skipping that. And you just go from here to here. So it is crazy. But just for a second as it leads into this discussion. How many years did you do the soup? Because that's another part of your resume.

Joel McHale (40:55)

Oh yeah. 12 years.

Dana Carvey (40:57)

Soup's great.

David Spade (40:57)

And did that break some. That also is kind of fresh.

Dana Carvey (41:01)

Did it ever not do well? I always thought talk soup and the soup would always.

David Spade (41:05)

You could always just.

Joel McHale (41:07)

Oh yeah, it did not.

Dana Carvey (41:10)

Well, really, I always thought I loved it. I thought everyone liked that one.

David Spade (41:14)

I thought it was extremely entertaining. No matter. Whenever you clip through and you saw it because it's, it's pop culture and quips and.

Joel McHale (41:22)

Yeah, no, we had a good time. But then I think then in 2015, I. E was at that point not the most well organized network on the planet. This is now almost 10 years ago. But they signed me to a new two year contract in August and then canceled the show in late October. And that was great. And, and they didn't realize my contract was guaranteed. No joke, no joke.

David Spade (41:55)

I'm not kidding around here.

Joel McHale (42:00)

But, and, but it was that time when the waterfall of streaming was just budding into linear television. And no one know, you know, television viewing was falling off. Streaming was coming on slowly but surely. And they didn't know. They were like, what's the problem? Maybe it's the show's fault. And that was the. They you would always blame. And that, that kind of brought it into the barn also. They all. We, we. They had moved our night and, and increased the number of repeats and they were always telling us, oh no, no, there's so many people. What. There's even more people watching it now. And then they canceled. Like I was like, why? Were, why? Said I was like, you're. Don't try to make me feel better, just tell me what's going on. And that. Yeah, so that, that would, that was on for 12 freaking years and couldn't believe it. And I, that was one of those cases where I was like, well, this is what happens. You get a television show and it, you Know it's on. It works. This is how it works, right? And then.

Dana Carvey (43:06)

You know what's so hard?

David Spade (43:08)

Nobody gets 12 years.

Dana Carvey (43:10)

Nobody gets 12 years.

David Spade (43:11)

Does that exist out there? Is that on Hulu or Netflix? It was Suit the Soup.

Joel McHale (43:17)

Just. No, because all those clips were news clips that. So we just. You could use them for free for one week, and then you had to pay for them all. And so there's. I was told some. Like, there's a couple of people that saved, you know, like, 400 episodes. I was like, I don't know what those people are, but I haven't seen them. It is weird to go back and look at it. My kids look at me and go, what is ha. What is. What are you doing? Is that you? And I'm like, yeah. So your dad used to do before he had hair.

Dana Carvey (43:51)

And did you stick with the crew? Laughing and not an audience.

Joel McHale (43:57)

We would have. We put out folding chairs for about 20 people because we wanted it to be.

Dana Carvey (44:05)

We wanted to keep lo fi low.

Joel McHale (44:07)

And then they. At one point, he wanted to do it daily. And I was like, dude, we shouldn't do that, because what if it doesn't work? And then it was going to become more of a talk show. And I was like, keep it. Let's keep it to just clips, slightly dirty jokes.

Dana Carvey (44:23)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (44:23)

And. Yeah. And then they were like, then Daniel Tosh came on and he was such a monster hit. And the E was always like. At one point, there was the president who ended up of canceling the show. She had this big meeting with me and she. And she was like, have you thought about putting clips on from the Internet? And then. And I go like, we do every week for the last five years. And she was like, oh, you do? Okay, thank. Good. All right, End of meeting. And I was like, she's not even watching the show. She doesn't.

David Spade (45:01)

Wow, that's a perfect executive. Yeah, you should be like, the show. Don't listen. Just have an opinion.

Dana Carvey (45:09)

Is doing your show. You're like, yeah, we're trying to be like the new show that's really our show. Yeah, they're all very blurry. I mean, it's a format that works and you guys do it. Tossed it. And they just go, oh, we'll watch the new one. New version. And yeah.

Joel McHale (45:25)

Rob Didrick, dear, dear. Drake has been doing it on MTV.

Dana Carvey (45:28)

For forever, for sure. Same thing.

David Spade (45:30)

So let me ask you. I'm just curious. Are the. You were reading a teleprompter, right?

Joel McHale (45:36)

I was, but it was so. It was for the crew the first year, nobody watched. And because we were on at 10 o'clock on Fridays, it was a desert. And this is you kids listening or watching this. There was a time when you could only tune in for your show and you missed it if that didn't.

Dana Carvey (45:58)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (45:59)

And we began to beat a. Like a rerun of Sex in the City and they were over the moon and the show was so cheap at that point and they kept us on. But it would take me for 22 minutes of jokes and clips put together. It would take me four and a half hours to finally kind of do it.

Dana Carvey (46:20)

Oh, horrible.

Joel McHale (46:22)

Oh. There was a crew guy that quit. He was just like, I can't. This guy can't read. And that's how we talk.

Dana Carvey (46:28)

We should be in and out in real time.

David Spade (46:30)

Love a crew guy. This kid can't read. What's happen?

Joel McHale (46:35)

Of course we hire somebody who can't read to read. And so that. With that lowered, my anxiety lowered as I got better at it. And then I began to not care. And we would do the show live and I was like. I would advertise that I had dyslexia and I'd be like, I don't know what's going to happen. I can't really read. But we're doing it live. And so that. I mean, of course, the best therapy for my dyslexia was doing a live show on television. So it was an odd. But. But it. Anyway, but that's. Yeah. So to this day, like, I'm not the greatest reader, but I'm so much more relaxed at it. And. And I just kind of go, you're. It's just gonna be a thing. And that's how it is. And it's not gonna. It's. You're. You'll just have to. You know, these are. It all worked out. But yeah, when you guys just even. I know. Going back to it, but when like reading, like, if I were to see a cue card with, like to see all the. Like to see two jokes on a card at once and be like, here comes that one, here comes that one. And I know what's coming. So that means I'm ready to talk to.

Dana Carvey (47:52)

Wow.

Joel McHale (47:53)

Whatever that I would be like, I would need. Yeah, that. That's always.

David Spade (47:59)

It was a bit. It's a bit much. I did it recently on snl and it was a lot. There's a lot of notes in your head. You've got guests and moving and introducing and landing jokes and yeah, a lot of times there's Three jokes in one paragraph. And they're not like, delineated. It's just. But I do think what's great is, like, I have two older brothers that had dyslexia, but it wasn't diagnosed back then.

Joel McHale (48:21)

No, you just. So they just called you an idiot.

Dana Carvey (48:23)

You're dumb.

Joel McHale (48:24)

Yeah.

David Spade (48:24)

They were in the red book or the yellow book rather than the blue or green, whatever it. You know, and kind of felt sorry for him, but it was just nothing to do with their intellect at all. So it's great that they can go, no, no. This is how your brain works. Doesn't mean you're not Einstein. You know, so it's.

Joel McHale (48:41)

Yeah. I. I don't. I don't know. And then the pressure of. Oh, so this is a lot. This is the most. You're on the most popular live show of all time. You audition to get on this thing and then it's like, here's. We'll see how you do. If you. If you score in this next 15 seconds, you'll probably get. Or you're just completely off the show. And I. That. That's like the NFL.

David Spade (49:07)

Yeah, that's right.

Joel McHale (49:09)

That. I mean, like, I. I to this. Like, there are cast members. I'm like, I can't. Yeah. I mean, you know. You know. But like cast members that got fired. Like, what. How did. But they're school. So. Yeah. It's a long. You know, you. You've been all over this for a Many times.

David Spade (49:25)

There's all kinds of reasons why things happen, and some of it is just whimsy and luck and. And then people can last two or three years and then something. I don't know.

Joel McHale (49:35)

The.

David Spade (49:35)

How it all really goes.

Joel McHale (49:37)

I was on Kevin Nealon's podcast and.

David Spade (49:40)

Hey, hiking. We'll start in just a second anyway. Trying to do a little Kevin Neal.

Dana Carvey (49:46)

Hey, Joe.

David Spade (49:47)

Hiking with Kevin. Let's give him a plug. Hiking with Kevin.

Joel McHale (49:50)

He's. Yeah, you. There is. But he was saying that right before because he had that character. Mr. Subliminal.

David Spade (49:58)

Yeah, yeah. Mr. Subliminal.

Joel McHale (50:00)

Yeah. It was like the first time he was doing it and he was just about to. And Lauren got behind him. Like, they're. It's counting down from the commercial. And Lauren just goes, are you sure this is what you want?

David Spade (50:14)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (50:14)

I was like, what?

David Spade (50:16)

And he had a revolver in his.

Joel McHale (50:18)

Be like, on top of everything else, the. The creator of the show just kind of with you a little and you.

Dana Carvey (50:25)

Have to laugh and go, was he serious?

David Spade (50:28)

Part of his sense of humor. I Mean, he. His running catchphrase. You walk past in the hallways. I'm still with the show. You know, he just likes to break the tension. And between dress and air, he still gives a speech to everyone and kind of we're going on the air show and it wasn't a really good dress. It's like, it'd be like really, like really good if this show was like funny rather than not funny. We have a two week break and you're going to meet a lot of your relatives and all they'll remember is this show. Now go. But that makes me laugh.

Dana Carvey (51:01)

Yeah. Or you say we had a two week break. You're back and it shows. You took too much time off. We got to get like, great.

Joel McHale (51:10)

Thanks, coach.

Dana Carvey (51:11)

Yeah, anyway, let's do a great show. Get him.

David Spade (51:14)

Well, he's like, I don't know. I mean, you're, you were an athlete and stuff, yet you could have a coach who is you. You should all the time. So I went to state school and then ones who just in a rare blue moon would give you a compliment or give you a little nudge and it meant a lot more, you know.

Joel McHale (51:30)

Oh, yeah. No joke. Yes.

Dana Carvey (51:35)

The conversations on this show really get me thinking. And when I want to dive deeper into, let's say, dramatic acting, cooking. Yeah, cook anything.

David Spade (51:46)

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David Spade (56:14)

So what was the sport you were best at? I know you played football and you also.

Joel McHale (56:20)

Yeah, well, I walked on to the University of Washington football team. So I, that was, I was way out of my league. Talk about being. I could not have been worse. But they kept me on because I was, I was really good at skit night and they loved me on skit night. So they, I became like a mascot. But they, that was the most, that was the most terrifying I'd ever been a part of, but at the same time most fun. But if I had to pick, if I was really, I was a good basketball player. And yeah, I, there was, I was a pitcher my freshman year of high school and I quit that. But I guess triple threat. Oh no. Yeah, I played, I played darts. I mean I played every my, Yeah, I like to blame my adhd, but I just wanted to chase a ball or throw something as that's all I wanted to do as a child. But right like now all I do is play tennis. If I remember playing freshman year of football in high school and the coach was like, see those guys playing tennis? They're all training to be old men. And it was like, and we can play football. And everyone's like, yeah. And now I'm like, hey, probably should have stuck with tennis. Yeah, that would have been, been a little bit better. But I, if I don't exercise, I get, yeah, that's my wife. I get very agitated and it's, I think it's the, my best form of therapy. That and red wine. So, yeah, no, I, I, I, I now have this relationship with the University of Washington where they, it's been because of, in, like being in, in Hollywood. They've not. Because of the records I set, I get to kind of do team events sometimes. And now I'm still friends with a lot of players, but from the, the old guys. So I, now I'm like, I can't believe my good fortune. Like they, they were, they didn't kill me. But that our coach, Don James, who was not a yeller in any way, he would be, he was always quiet and he even in practice he kind of stood in this booth and directing things like, like a conductor very quietly. And when he would say something like that was, he would be literally just go, that was good. I'D be like, coach James thought I was good and. But, yeah, we are also. Yeah. So he, He. He was. Continues to be one of the most legendary coaches of all college football. And. Yeah. Yeah, I can't. And then when I saw him years later, I was like, hey, Coach. And he was like, oh, hey. And I was like, you remember? And because it's the walk on programs at these colleges were. We were cannon fodder to make the. To make the scholarship players, you know, look better.

David Spade (59:19)

Keep them.

Joel McHale (59:20)

Yes, basically keep them. Keep them in shape. That's my long.

Dana Carvey (59:25)

Yeah.

Joel McHale (59:26)

Winded.

Dana Carvey (59:27)

We got a clip.

Joel McHale (59:28)

Explanation.

David Spade (59:29)

I love hearing about that. I was tracking, you know, distance running in high school. And we do intervals. You sprint a lap around the track, rest for a minute, sprint a lap and. But the eighth one, which was the last one, the coach would always say, gentlemen, blood, gut and hair. And we never knew what the hair part. You know, we thought blood and guts, but blood, gut and hair fall out. No, I don't know what it meant. To this day, I'm asking and you guys don't know, so clearly. Still haven't figured it out. Lauren Lansbury was his name. He was a brilliant coach. Trained the shit out of us.

Joel McHale (60:06)

I remember Blair Witch Project when they just found the teeth and the hair, and that was more terrifying than finding a hand.

David Spade (60:12)

Yeah, I think that's a good connection. Yeah, it worked. I mean, we just got scared when we heard that, but anyway.

Dana Carvey (60:19)

Dan, anything left for Joel? He's.

Joel McHale (60:21)

Wait, David, did you place. David, did you play sports?

Dana Carvey (60:26)

Joel, Listen, I'm not on trial here. No, I was a skateboarder. I did play baseball. I did play all of them. Baseball, basketball and football. Until it got too rough. Like, I think I was good enough in baseball till sophomore year in high school. Got cut, never went back. Football, I tried out sophomore year, got annihilated. And the coach treated me like I was Lucas and said, maybe this isn't for you. And then basketball. Yeah, you could figure that one out. It was fun to play, like, intramural stuff. And then I did. I wasn't bad. It just. At a certain point. You're not going to do anything.

Joel McHale (61:02)

Did you.

Dana Carvey (61:03)

I was probably as good as Bronnie.

Joel McHale (61:06)

Wait.

David Spade (61:08)

Oh, I root for Bronnie. Come on, man.

Dana Carvey (61:11)

No, take the other side.

David Spade (61:13)

Anybody. Who.

Joel McHale (61:14)

Wait, who's Bronnie?

David Spade (61:15)

LeBron LeBron James, son.

Joel McHale (61:17)

I see. Yes.

David Spade (61:19)

I went for David.

Joel McHale (61:22)

Did you see that? It came out, like five years ago. They studied skateboarders and about how it teaches independence because you're teaching yourself something a lot of the time.

Dana Carvey (61:32)

Oh.

Joel McHale (61:33)

And it's not really a teams, but you're. It teaches true independence and. And to. To be out on your own and to be aware of your surroundings and.

Dana Carvey (61:44)

Well, it's a good game to do on your own. Like when I. You just get your skateboard in Arizona, I'd skate around. You don't need to find a football game. You don't need to find someone to play basketball with. You just go, hey, I'm gonna go skate. And then you go to a pool or somewhere and. And there's other dirt balls there, and you just skate around. So it's kind of fun. And my parents are gone in the day, so I would just skate and try to get better. But I did really like it. It was definitely a skater mentality. A bunch of dudes that were doing that and some were burnouts and stuff, but we weren't gonna be in the football team, so there's different factions, you know? Yeah. And I was a skater, but I'm glad you brought that up because it's good on the quads. That's the reason I have good quads. I don't show them a people to go nuts.

David Spade (62:29)

They're still main. You're still maintaining them. Then somehow, if we ever do this.

Joel McHale (62:34)

Again, we're gonna have to talk about truck restoration. David.

Dana Carvey (62:37)

Oh, yeah, that's right, Dana.

Joel McHale (62:40)

We have a mutual truck restorer. Brian Coretti.

Dana Carvey (62:44)

Who you're into? I'm into Land Cruisers near the Scouts.

Joel McHale (62:50)

Well, Scout, I have Land Cruisers as well, because I'm enriched. Yeah. So thank you.

David Spade (62:57)

Truck specific or SUV?

Dana Carvey (62:59)

Cool, dude.

Joel McHale (63:00)

I have an International Scout. And a 1970 Land Cruiser. And a 1990 Land Cruiser.

Dana Carvey (63:06)

Cool all the way. I like all.

David Spade (63:08)

All look cool.

Dana Carvey (63:09)

I'm looking at 70s trucks now. That's all my Instagram feed.

Joel McHale (63:13)

That's me too. Come on.

David Spade (63:15)

Are you guys gonna get a Tesla truck? I mean, come on, man.

Dana Carvey (63:18)

Come on, man.

Joel McHale (63:19)

Oh, no. They're so cool looking. They don't look like they're from that video game Dig Dug at all.

Dana Carvey (63:24)

You gonna get a Dig Dog truck? Elon? I. I hope. I think they're working out the bugs, though. I'm not ready for a Tesla truck. Plus, I'm too puncy. They're. They're magnanimous. I saw one the other day. I walked by it. It's like a tank.

David Spade (63:40)

Well, I would lanc.

Joel McHale (63:42)

Go ahead.

David Spade (63:42)

Yeah, I would valet in one of those and just they'd say name on the. For the car. And I'd say, I'm Batman and go right into Coy.

Dana Carvey (63:50)

You're not going to get in the Beverly Center.

David Spade (63:51)

It doesn't seem like it's a Batman vehicle. I mean, it's pretty cool. They.

Dana Carvey (63:55)

I've seen them blacked out.

Joel McHale (63:56)

I would worry at the valet would accidentally impale himself on one of the corners and sue you because they're like, what happened? I bled out from.

Dana Carvey (64:04)

I know. They got you. They come with Back Teen. Thank God. Back Teen is back. All right, thanks.

Joel McHale (64:13)

Thank you for having me. I held back on. On saying how giddy I was to talk to you guys, because I. You're my heroes. So that's it. Okay, I'm leaving.

Dana Carvey (64:24)

We.

Joel McHale (64:24)

We worked.

Dana Carvey (64:25)

Thank you.

David Spade (64:26)

We worked on things. We've seen you around, so just.

Joel McHale (64:29)

You got no idea how excited I. I was to do this. And my wife was like, well, that's a good one. And I was like, it's not like the other ones are bad. And she was like, oh, that's.

Dana Carvey (64:37)

Yeah, they are.

Joel McHale (64:38)

She said, please say hi. And she's never met you.

Dana Carvey (64:41)

Say hello and thanks, buddy. I'll see you around.

David Spade (64:43)

Thanks, Joel. Animal Control.

Dana Carvey (64:44)

Animal Control. This has been a presentation of Odyssey. Please follow subscribe, Leave a Like a review all this stuff. Smash that button, whatever it is. Wherever you get your podcasts, Fly on the Wall is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, and Heather Santoro. The show's lead producer is Greg Holtzman.