Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes
Date: February 16, 2026
Platform: Audacy

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Episode Overview

This episode features Dana Carvey and David Spade riffing on showbiz stories, current events, and their signature comedic banter, accompanied by producer Heather Santoro. Highlights include a comedic investigation into the fate of David's sweater during the SNL 50th photo shoot with Marcello Hernandez, a belated breakdown of the Super Bowl halftime show and cultural phenomena around it, and their ever-popular impressions segment, “Buzzing Around.” The tone is warm, spontaneous, and full of playful jabs and stand-up insights.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The SNL 50th Photo Shoot and The “Sweatergate” Mystery

[01:06 – 07:46]

• Dana recounts an incident involving his sweater at the 50th SNL New Yorker Magazine photo shoot, claiming it was mistakenly “stolen” by Marcello Hernandez.
• The story unfolds haphazardly as Dana tries to untangle what actually happened to the $20 Gap sweater, David’s cool jacket, and the overall chaos of the shoot.
• Notable is their digression into discussions of photo shoot hierarchy and famous photographers (“David LaChapelle, somebody big”).
• Both hosts highlight the age gap and comic differences among performers at the shoot.
• Quote:
  • Dana: "In the meantime, Marcello comes back. I think he didn’t even have a shirt on, which you do when you’re 28." [01:06]
  • David: "My dream. See him without his shirt on." [01:26]

Comedy Chops: Articulation, Sketch Performance & Impressions

[11:03 – 14:13]

• Dana and David discuss the technical challenges of live sketch performance, notably how mumbling lines on SNL can cost a joke.

• They note advice from Lorne Michaels on “cheating out” to the audience and the multiple elements that go into a successful sketch.

• Quote:

  • David: “If you swallow the beginning of a sentence on SNL…you miss kind of a laugh right then. And then it throws the whole thing off.” [11:55]

• Dana performs a sudden “British gent in an earthquake” sketch, ending with him breaking character:

  • Dana: “Oh, that’s Australian. Ah. What the f*** is going on here?” [14:08]

Late Super Bowl Hot Takes

[18:01 – 29:59]

Halftime Show (Bad Bunny)

• Spade and Carvey, in full awareness their takes are “VERY late,” dive into Super Bowl halftime analysis.
• They focus on Bad Bunny’s performance: its high energy, camera work, and the inclusion of references to Puerto Rico’s power outages.
• Comedic riffs on language barriers emerge as they joke about singing in Spanish during a quintessentially American event:
  • David: “You do a song like Da da da da La Bamba. You gotta meet us in the middle. Give me one word. Then I pounce on it.” [21:00]
  • Dana: “There was a lot of stuff you didn’t really have to know the lyrics. When you have a wide stance and he would grab his crotch and thrust forward.” [21:20]

Competing Broadcasts & Going Global

• Discussion of Fox’s parallel halftime show with Kid Rock and less familiar country acts, and the NFL's drive to globalize football with games in Berlin and Spain.
• Carvey and Spade are skeptical but acknowledge the NFL’s dominance.

Super Bowl Streaker

• David and Dana bemoan modern streakers as self-promoters, not true pranksters:
  • David: “He’s got brands on his back. Brands on the front. He bets on himself…Now if you’re betting on it and then you streak, you win.” [27:29]
  • Dana: “A streaker has to be naked.” [28:18]

Stand-Up at Halftime Wish

• Dana: "NFL, you've had a music act for 40 years...these two dandelions will come out...We'll do 12 minutes each of stand up, bring out Nikki Glaser at the end." [27:12]

Impressions Segment: “Buzzing Around”

[30:55 – 35:01]

• David tasks Dana (with Heather contributing) to invent new names for celebrities as Trump, riffing on his penchant for rebranding everything (“TrumpDonalds,” “Trump Land,” “Christopher Trumpa Walk”).
• They rapid-fire impressions of celebrities being “renamed” by Trump, including Timothy Chalamet (“Trumpame”), Jimmy Fallon (“Jimmy Tally Wanna Trump”), and Bad Bunny (“Ted Trunny”).
• Quote:
  • Dana (Trump Voice): “We’re gonna call McDonald’s… we’re taking out the Mac, we’re just going with McDonalds.” [31:36]
  • Heather (as Trump): “Christopher Walken…he’s going to be Christopher Trumpa Walk. Trump walk… now you’re going to be Trump Trump across.” [32:06]

News & Oddities

[35:53 – 39:10]

• A viral video confirms the “bushes” in the halftime show were actually people in costumes—a point that had stumped both hosts.

  • David: “There it is. Look at that, they’re all walking off.” [36:21]
  • Dana: “But they should have interviewed one of the grass people at the end. I am a grass person. And that’s how I got off the field.” [36:28]

• Brief, heartfelt tributes to James Van Der Beek and Catherine O’Hara.

  • Dana: “Just Canadian nice and so brilliant…cancer makes me angry and how random it is.” [38:32]
  • David: “AI, now is your time to shine. Show us something.” [39:10]

Pop Culture and Odd News Rapid-Fire

[40:48 – 61:12]

• Cameras on LA freeways that can see into cars (“a little invasive”).

• Stories about bat encounters, bird stupidity, and animal hijinks in their own lives.

  • Dana: “A bat is hanging upside down…I can’t even describe how off-putting it was in a small bedroom.” [56:32]

• Performative art: A French artist sits inside a 12-ton rock for a week, followed by a plan to “hatch eggs” by sitting on them.

  • Dana: “You gotta get…let’s get a big rock and put you inside it for a week. Are you kidding me?” [59:04]

• Clip of an impressive roller-skating trick (deemed “fly” and “cool”).

• Curling and “Olympic moments” riff:

  • Dana: “You have to have straight hair to do it. It’s a part of the rules.” [60:51]

Notable Banter and Stand-Up Teasers

• Comedy show plugs: Dana and David sprinkle references to their own upcoming tour dates and self-deprecating jokes about their old-school status and live shows.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dana Carvey on comedy performance:
  “There’s probably like 10 metrics that would go into a performance in a sketch on Saturday Night Live…articulation…cheat out slightly…signaling that you’re having fun.” [12:23]

• David Spade, on halftime show language barrier:
  “You gotta meet us in the middle. Give me one word. Then I know one word. Then I wait and pounce on it.” [21:00]

• Dana Carvey, on modern streakers:
  “A streaker has to be naked…That’s not a streaker. That’s Marcello at the photo shoot.” [28:21]

• Dana’s short sketch, British gentleman in an earthquake:
  “See, we’re having a bit of a tumbler and I like tumblers. Oh, it’s getting a little more aggressive, isn’t it? Yes, well, ch o shim on the bobby. Oh, that’s Australian. Ah. What the f*** is going on here?” [14:08]

• On celebrity renaming:
  Heather Santoro (as Trump): "Christopher Walken...he's going to be Christopher Trumpa Walk. Trump walk... now you're going to be Trump Trump across." [32:06]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [01:06 – 07:46] SNL Photo Shoot & Sweatergate
• [11:03 – 14:13] SNL Articulation, Cheating Out, and Sketch Bits
• [18:01 – 29:59] Super Bowl Halftime, Streaker, and NFL Globalization
• [30:55 – 35:01] “Buzzing Around” – Impressions & Trump Renamings
• [35:53 – 39:10] Viral Halftime Bushes, Tributes to Van Der Beek & O’Hara
• [40:48 – 61:12] Weird News: Cameras, Animals, Performance Art, Roller Skating
• [60:00+] Stand-Up Show Plugs, Curling Riffs, Closing Banter

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Final Thoughts

This episode is emblematic of Carvey and Spade’s approach: comic curiosity, inside stories from the comedy world, affectionate skewering of Hollywood and pop culture, and rapid-fire bits that will leave longtime fans smiling and newcomers quickly up to speed. Whether you’re in it for industry insight or just want to ride along for world-class banter, this “Fly on the Wall” episode is funny, warm, and full of unexpected asides.

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Transcript

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[David Spade]

My dream. See him without his shirt on.

[Dana Carvey]

I love the way you don't. You're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say.

[David Spade]

I, like, roll with it. Sometimes they talk fast.

[Heather Santoro]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

But you can get a sense.

[David Spade]

Yeah. It's gonna be about. I have the most janky setup. Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, Webster dictionary. What's janky?

[David Spade]

Janky's like sketchy. Like, is it screwed up?

[Dana Carvey]

Like, is that what it means when.

[David Spade]

You see a guy, like the guy that kind of walked by me and.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Started and told me, I don't think you should be here on the street when I was walking. And he just goes, I don't think you should be here. I go, cool. He was somewhere between fully homeless and like a normal guy. And I'm like normal, like a dressed up businessman. But I'm like, something's janky about this guy. He's.

[Dana Carvey]

I've always said this wisdom flash. Yeah.

[David Spade]

You get like a gut feeling. I go, something's up. And plus, who walks up to me out of the blue in the middle of the street and just goes, I don't think you should be here? I'm like, great, gotta go.

[Dana Carvey]

I would say we gotta help the homeless, but what are we gonna do with the clueless?

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. That was my wisdom Flash. I'm giving myself.

[David Spade]

I apologize. That my quarter zip? Quarter zip.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, it's fine. You look like a professional golfer.

[David Spade]

I look like a professor or a golfer.

[Dana Carvey]

Can I get you a jean jacket? It's kind of army. Everyone needs a jean jacket. It's badass.

[David Spade]

That's not the stolen one, though, is it?

[Heather Santoro]

No.

[Dana Carvey]

Wait, no. Oh, yeah, it is stolen.

[David Spade]

Yeah, we laugh.

[Dana Carvey]

I stole it. But that's when Marcelo, one of my new best friends, he got my dab.

[David Spade]

Sweater and he's sweatergate. We didn't even clear it up with him.

[Dana Carvey]

So I can't, I can't. I know, because I, I have to remember that I, I. But I didn't steal it, I said, because I saw the price tag. It was like $100. Can I pay you for it? They said, I'll be right back. And then I guess it was like two and a half hours later they said, all right, you can take it.

[David Spade]

Oh, that was for the New York Magazine.

[Dana Carvey]

Magazine, sorry. On the COVID with Molly Shannon. It's not illegal, is it? Whoops.

[David Spade]

I think we're all.

[Dana Carvey]

The COVID No, it was a fold out. Six covers. But I think we were at number one.

[David Spade]

Oh, God.

[Dana Carvey]

That's just because of the, the artistic. You know, we had a phone booth or something.

[David Spade]

I was, I was looking at it going, who has the most super famous people that would be on the COVID And it was. They tried to even it out. They'd go, someone from the really old school SNL middle. They try to mix it all up.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I was, it was quite, quite a thing. Here, I just want to show. What is it? Can you read it?

[David Spade]

I love you like I love Montana. Okay. Okay. Billy Bob.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. I'm a native from Montana. Yeah. There's no one from Montana. Archie Bunker. Carol o' Connor was from Montana. A couple of your stepbrothers were from, you know, Swampy Steve, your cousin was from Montana.

[David Spade]

Joe Dirt's family. I guess you didn't get the fly on the wall mug.

[Dana Carvey]

I guess I did. Well, Montana gets its day. Come on, man.

[David Spade]

But no one's hating on Montana other than being cold. I think I would go up there. So in summary, we never figured out this Marcelo thing.

[Dana Carvey]

You.

[David Spade]

You lent him a sweater? No, he thought it was. He thought it was trash because it was old. But it was old and cool.

[Dana Carvey]

No, quite the opposite. You were perfectly opposite.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

I bought the sweater at a Gap in New York city. This Gap $20 sweater is just fits perfect. Not too tight, the thing, you know. So I brought it to the place and I. For the photo shoot with Molly Shannon and others. And then I had my eye on this because they had me wear this in the shot. And I went, you know, I've tried jean jackets on before. This one just fits nice in the color. So in meantime, Marcelo comes back. I think he didn't even have a shirt on, which you do when you're 28. You just. What?

[Heather Santoro]

What happened?

[David Spade]

My dream to see him without his shirt on.

[Dana Carvey]

So being the charming young man he is, he goes, hey, do you have anything I could wear or anything? I go, well, I hadn't put the sweater on. I said, well, you could take that sweater. $20 sweater. So he put it on.

[Heather Santoro]

Fit.

[Dana Carvey]

He loved it. Last I saw of it.

[David Spade]

No, but listen to this. I was at that shoot in a cool jacket, and after two hours of photos on the scaffolding, he goes, spade, let's try one without the coat. I go, I just have a white T shirt. I don't like wearing a white T shirt. Too pale. I don't. I never wear one. He goes, wear it? Oh, you'll wear it. And roll up the sleeves like you're Kiniki.

[Dana Carvey]

That's right. And you what now? You had a pose on the COVID of New Yorker magazine last fall, 50th anniversary of SNL. Could you duplicate your.

[David Spade]

Do you remember what it was? I don't. Was that going like this? Yeah. Oh, my God. Worst case scenario with a goddamn photographer. And who was it? David La Chapelle. Somebody big. This is how you get girls to take their tops off. This is how it is. I did whatever he said. I get it. Photographers have the power. I'm like. He's like, lose the top. I'm like, what? I'm as.

[Dana Carvey]

But then you made a muscle. And Chris Rios, the woman who cuts my hair, she looked at it, go, oh, I didn't, I didn't. I've never seen David in that kind of thing.

[David Spade]

She was cool, listen. He goes, we'll never in a trillion years use it. And I go, okay, so it'll for sure be used anyway.

[Dana Carvey]

But I have to say I was. Yeah, I was dubious as well. Like, who is this dude? Chappelle? Is that Dave Chappelle? No, it's not. Somebody else. But when I saw what he did, I kind of went, okay, he's great.

[David Spade]

He's brilliant. He knows what he's doing. He's good.

[Dana Carvey]

Brilliant.

[David Spade]

I just like to put up a.

[Dana Carvey]

Little stink yeah, you kind of.

[Heather Santoro]

You.

[Dana Carvey]

You. When you walk into a set, you know, people walking. So when you walk in, you just. A lot of energy is around you. You know, people start to look. People were hammering the set, and when you walked in, the whole place went quiet. I love the way you don't. You're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say.

[David Spade]

I like to roll with it.

[Heather Santoro]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

I don't stop the pod. I keep going with it. I have a funny test for you before we get into your weekend.

[Dana Carvey]

All right. Here's a test for you, too.

[David Spade]

Go ahead. Heather can do it in her head to see if it makes sense. Okay. You say the letters are. Okay. Another letter. R, and you say, and in between. So say it kind of casually.

[Dana Carvey]

R are.

[David Spade]

No, you say. And in the middle.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, R and R. Yeah, I'll say it.

[David Spade]

R and R. Right. And they say if you say it like that, it's like saying, oh, no in Australian.

[Dana Carvey]

R and R. You say. You say in between. I thought I was supposed to say R in between.

[David Spade]

R. No, say R and R. R.

[Dana Carvey]

And R. Oh, and awe. And that becomes Australian.

[David Spade]

Yeah, it sounds like, oh, no.

[Dana Carvey]

You go R and R. Yeah, instead of oh, no.

[David Spade]

Can you hear it?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, R and R and R instead of oh, no, I got you.

[David Spade]

That's how it sounds in Australia. It sounds like, oh, no, in Australia.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, I see. Oh, no. Oh, now. Oh, no. Oh, no.

[David Spade]

One air or an R.

[Dana Carvey]

Shrimp on it. Babby. Can I do creative math for you?

[David Spade]

Sure.

[Dana Carvey]

This is artistic math for. For creatives. One and one couldn't be two, I'll fail.

[David Spade]

Go.

[Dana Carvey]

It might be three and it could be five.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

There's no answer to it.

[David Spade]

One and one could be two, it might be three.

[Dana Carvey]

No, one and one is two, but it could be three and it might be five.

[David Spade]

I don't get it.

[Dana Carvey]

You don't get it? All right, let me. Let's.

[David Spade]

Heather, no. We're both lost.

[Dana Carvey]

It's not a math thing and it's not a puzzle. It's just in. If you're in a creative mode, anybody, you kind of jump outside the logical lines.

[David Spade]

I see. So artistically, you look at it from different outside the box. It's not a hard answer. You have to say, yeah, that's why.

[Dana Carvey]

It'Ll be the last thing for AI will be a killer. AI, stand up. But when you thought of that bit, watching porn on airplanes, you were in a creative thing. You weren't just, hey, funny porn people on airplane. You took it out When I was.

[David Spade]

Saying R. R.

[Dana Carvey]

Is what soldiers would say when they're let off the base. Take a bit of R R. Let's relax and rest.

[David Spade]

Rocks and relaxations for sure.

[Dana Carvey]

Australian guy to have out show.

[David Spade]

Australian is tough.

[Dana Carvey]

Is it?

[David Spade]

And there's different, like, versions of it. Like, some are very super hard Australian summer. Some are almost un. Understandable. When I watch a TV show and there's English, like from England, and there's especially Irish or Scottish or even Australian, I have to watch the subtitle. I can't keep up.

[Dana Carvey]

I like subtitles anyway, because a lot of these shows and a lot of these live streaming shows and I. I've had my ears checked. They kind of garble the lines and what they say, you know.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And while we can go, John's a man. That's like, we're going to go to the store, you know.

[David Spade]

You know, people liked in the comments that you said you and Marcella were talking about the importance of not yelling your lines, but just the fact if you swallow the beginning of a sentence on SNL or somewhere where it's live or in a movie, they're just. They don't totally get it. And you miss kind of a laugh right then. And then it throws the whole thing off a little bit. And it's so easy to do. I come down at the end of my sentences so much, it's criminal.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know. I would say there's probably like 10 metrics that would go into a performance in a sketch on Saturday Night Live. I remember one of the notes that Lauren gave between the dress and her show last fall. He goes, because they were in a couch or something. We're kind of looking at each other. We're in each other. I needed you. You wanted to have a sense. The audience knows what you're doing, you know, so you sort of cheat out slightly. You know, there's a lot of tricks to it, signaling that you're having fun and, you know. But articulation. Well, isn't that special? What if she said, oh, why isn't. Oh, yeah.

[Heather Santoro]

Hopefully.

[David Spade]

Well, not special.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. And if you said, what's. What was your catchphrase on there? And you are.

[David Spade]

And you are. And this is regarding. He would know you because.

[Dana Carvey]

And that's.

[David Spade]

Sorry, it's so crazy.

[Dana Carvey]

You are articulated. I'd like to insert a short sketch.

[David Spade]

Right now. Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. For fun. Just keep people on their toes. It'll be very short. I've done a Japanese man in an earthquake. He's totally Safe. Now I'm doing a British gentleman having a conversation when an earthquake hits. Okay. I mean, we may go to the fall, we may go to the lake. I don't know where we going, but it just something. See, we're having a bit of a tumbler and I like tumblers. Oh, it's getting a little more aggressive, isn't it? Yes, well, ch o shim on the bobby. Oh, that's Australian. Ah. What the is going on here?

[David Spade]

He lost his school.

[Heather Santoro]

Whoops.

[Dana Carvey]

I tapped out of my chair. I went blank.

[David Spade]

My back. We lost.

[Heather Santoro]

Am I back?

[David Spade]

No, not yet.

[Dana Carvey]

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[Heather Santoro]

Yes.

[David Spade]

You know I correct. I dabble in five hour energy to do a little wakey wakey. I don't mind a little energy in the day and I don't want sugar.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

And this is a little sippy sip. Fits right in your sock if you need it to.

[Dana Carvey]

Have seen them.

[David Spade]

They're this big.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, absolutely. That's what's great about them. Confetti craze is one of their new flavors.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Tastes like birthday cake. I mean, that's the thing that they're doing now is all kinds of flavors with 55 hour energy. So you can pick your favorite. Vanillary and buttery.

[David Spade]

It doesn't need to be your birthday because Dana, when we're out, you're always telling the restaurants your birthday to get something free, right? Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[Heather Santoro]

And.

[Dana Carvey]

And it's my anniversary again.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah. You were milking that one last week. You're like, it's that again this week.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

But 17 flavors.

[Dana Carvey]

When you're out, you always take off your sweater and then you go, it's kind of cold in here. Could I get a down?

[David Spade]

I go, it's kind of cold. Can I get a free meal? I'm freezing.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. I mean, it's weird. You're. You're kind of. You have some picadillos.

[David Spade]

Yeah. But confetti craze is great. It's a little buttery. It's a little vanilla. It's like, you know, like birthday cake. Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And now, basically, they're giving you caffeine now. Five Hour Energy shots.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And get this sounds like a lot to me. 17 flavors.

[David Spade]

17. It's not too many. It's a lot. But at least it gives a big selection. And you don't get a sugar crash. You just get a little. So I'm excited. They're on. You can get these at, you know, obviously five hour Energy dot com. You can go to Amazon. They're stocking up. I'm stocking up. I have to load up because I kind of buzz through them pretty quickly. Cake on the brain. Confetti craze. It's back. You can go five energy.com Amazon, the.

[Dana Carvey]

Funfetti flavor is back on five hour energy.com or Amazon. Crack open. Confetti craze. Five hour energy shot today. If you're like this and you gotta be like this, it's five Hour Energy.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Take that to the bank. Take it.

[David Spade]

Okay, so you're good. Okay, here's my question. Yeah. One, all the super bowl stuff, even though it's. So we're the last people to talk about it.

[Dana Carvey]

Last, but with the best take.

[David Spade]

Okay, give me a take because I have two different things to talk about.

[Dana Carvey]

Of the Super Bowl.

[David Spade]

Well, we can talk about Bad Bunny. One interesting thing was that the bushes were people. I did not know that. I was fooled. We have a video of it, I think.

[Dana Carvey]

I thought they. The bushes were people.

[David Spade]

I did not think they were people.

[Heather Santoro]

Oh.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh. They were just. People were in there holding things. I was sawed up.

[David Spade]

No, they show them walking out after. At the end.

[Dana Carvey]

Got it. Okay. Well, that's crazy.

[David Spade]

Didn't even cross my mind because they had to get them out there fast. They all ran out and plopped down. That's kind of cool.

[Dana Carvey]

That is kind of cool. Look, what do you want to talk about first? About the Super Bowl. Halftime or the game?

[David Spade]

Got a bunch of stuff. Talk about halftime first. And I have others.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay. I would just say that it was like a Short film. It was brilliantly filmed. They didn't have any glitzes. They got him running around, you know.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah. Unlike Kendrick Lamar, which is the wide shot and all the craziness from this way, he was contain. Almost like a Steadicam.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. And. And he's going through. And then there's all these sort of Easter eggs about this. Like that. There's power outages a lot in Puerto Rico, so he climbed up the thing there. And then he always. I mean, if I went out there, I can't sing or dance, but I would love to have a hundred people with me following me everywhere I went. Because there was so much energy. I mean, Bad Bunny was rarely isolated. He was just like. It was a massive energy flow. So that's, you know, I, I, I give credit for the effort that when.

[David Spade]

They practice that, because you have to. It's like a, it's like a. In one shot, you're doing the whole song.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Kind of moving.

[Dana Carvey]

Didn't.

[David Spade]

Everyone has to come into frame. The marriage proposal they said was real. I'm like, I could go to that wedding if it's one second long.

[Dana Carvey]

And they did. There wasn't one thing where someone's looking off wrong. I mean, they kind of.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I'll give that. They were really. It was by the taco stand. He goes under the. Oh, boxers. And then he comes up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that, that part. You had to go in a studio or somewhere, map it out to scale. Exactly.

[Dana Carvey]

My only problem with it was I felt like at times, not always, but at times. He was singing in Spanish.

[David Spade]

No, that was your, your set. No, it could have been French. I mean, I, I mean, it was a different language. Fine. I think that here's a way for the people that were mad that it was in Spanish. Here's a good happy medium. You do a song like Da da da da La Bamba. You gotta meet us in the middle. Give me one word. Then I know one word. Then I wait and then I pounce on it. I get ready. I get ready.

[Dana Carvey]

Tequila. There was a lot of.

[David Spade]

I know. All I got was one word. That's all I need.

[Dana Carvey]

There was a lot of stuff that you didn't really have to know the lyrics. When you have a wide stance and he would grab his crotch and thrust forward. I kind of got a sense that the song, what it was about. Right.

[David Spade]

Like even rap. I don't know all the words. Sometimes they talk fast.

[Heather Santoro]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

But you can get a sense.

[David Spade]

Yeah. It's going to be about pussy. But Dana, I feel.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, look how happy he is. So funny.

[David Spade]

I was waiting on that one.

[Dana Carvey]

You're just sitting on a gold mine. I heard. And now this is sort of a thing. We're going to have more countries, artists from other countries come in and do the super bowl in their own language without subtitles. So next year is Claude. Claude von Schlosser.

[David Spade]

Go ahead.

[Dana Carvey]

Huge. And his. I've gotten one of the right. I can't really sing, but I never teach. And here for the super bowl halfway time. Yeah. He'll be writing a take. Unfero. So I think great.

[David Spade]

Ein, Sweat, Dry Fear, sex, Even zane. That's German 1 through 10. Okay. Here's another thing.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Oh, by the way, the one over on Fox with Kid Rock or whatever. It was on. It was on.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Tp. No, no Turning Point. What's it called? Yeah. I think they needed bigger stars if they want a competitive something. Kid Rock has great songs. People know some of the songs. They had other people on there. I didn't know you have to bring out bangers. You know what I mean? There were three country guys I never heard of in Kid Rock. I read their names. I'm like, I don't know.

[Dana Carvey]

That is. I know.

[David Spade]

So if you're going to have a competition, like, hey, we're going to pull you over here. In Living Color did that. I think that's how it started. They did a 16 minute sketch show or 15 minute sketch show exactly at halftime. And it was live. And a lot of people went over there.

[Dana Carvey]

All right.

[David Spade]

That's because they were just doing marching bands and stuff. And they're like, yeah. Oh, no, we have to have a. We have to keep them. I think that started the whole thing. So they just needed a better.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. Bunny is a global superstar. He gets like a billion views. View Spotify, whatever he's. The world's coming on to him as an artist. And there also was energy around the whole ICE controversy and what's going to go on. So it was sort of like you felt like you just wanted to see it. And you're hearing that he might wear a dress. He's going to do it only in Spanish. So it was Must see TV over on. The other thing was like, I'm Kid Rock, who I like. But, you know, I mean, it's that you have to do something that's a little more exciting.

[David Spade]

Like. Sure. But also it was just like. So in the moment of what's going.

[Dana Carvey]

On in the world. Yeah.

[David Spade]

But I have to admit, when they play football games, when I'm watching the Jaguars every two weeks and they're in like Berlin and Spain, it's not as exciting to get up an hour or two earlier to watch them with crowds that don't really know exactly our football games. You know what I mean? So that part I know. They want to go global. I know NFL wants games in every country.

[Dana Carvey]

They are. They were in Berlin.

[David Spade]

They're adding games every year, adding games. And that one's like on Peacock and then the other one's on HBO Max. And you're like, just what happened? Let's just. We want to see all the games. Give me a pay package. I can see them all. But we're not going to fix that today. Oh, here's a good thing. Sam Arnold.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, yeah, that was the story of the Super Bowl. A guy who came out third in the draft, you know, on his way to be an all star NFL quarterback, got in the wrong team or the wrong system. Long story shorts like he was with the Niners for a bit. The jets, it's eight years later. And by the way, this is inside football. Don't lose me that inside. No, this was just interesting that Russell Wilson, this all star MVP quarterback, Seattle decided to trade him and what they got was massive first round picks. And that's why their defense, like four or five guys you could point to that are superstars and that's traded for.

[David Spade]

Him from Minnesota and man, he was doing great at Minnesota.

[Dana Carvey]

That was a. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he's a. He's an all time great quarterback, you know.

[David Spade]

Anyway, he really sealed it. But the funny part was he. They give you extra money for the super bowl on top of your salary. Yeah, yeah, they do 278,000. And I think he walked with either 71,000 or he owes 71,000.

[Dana Carvey]

Could I just.

[David Spade]

Because you have to. They get, they get involved in the California situation.

[Heather Santoro]

Situation.

[David Spade]

Sports tax. If you're playing top of tax.

[Dana Carvey]

Yes. Yeah. You actually get the 270, 000, you give it back to the government and then 10,000 on top of that.

[David Spade]

Yeah, we can look it up. I sent in something.

[Dana Carvey]

I want to say two, two things. One is the super bowl, for a lot of people, the football game is beside the point. If you've ever gone to a loud chatty football party for that, for the super bowl, there's a lot of people getting cocktails and talking. Oh, you know, the game is beside the point. The commercials, the pageantry, all the jets and B2 bombers going overboard beginnings.

[David Spade]

Fun.

[Dana Carvey]

It's a big advertisement for free market American capitalism. And I just want to throw this out. And I'm not kidding. NFL, you've had a music act for 40 years in a row. And these two dandelions will come out. Oh, even. We'll do.

[Heather Santoro]

We'll do.

[Dana Carvey]

David Spade and Dana carvey will do 15. I'm gonna announce this now. We'll do 12 minutes each of stand up. We'll bring out Nikki Glaser at the end.

[David Spade]

They could have everybody out there be great.

[Heather Santoro]

Well, what?

[Dana Carvey]

They should get some stand ups out there.

[Heather Santoro]

That's.

[David Spade]

I know. We're. We're just so looked down upon. No, we aren't. Here's my last super bowl thing. The streaker. Now I'm taking a shocking stance. I didn't like the streaker. I don't like the streaker. I don't like. The fun of. The streaker of the 70s was kind of funny. Now it's. He's got brands on his back. Brands on the front. Yeah, he bets on himself. He bets there will be a streaker. This is what they all do. And then you tell all their friends, bet on one of those predictive markets or in Vegas. Yeah, there will be a streaker. Now if you're betting on it and then you streak, you win. They win.

[Dana Carvey]

Polymarket.

[David Spade]

I stupidly bet with their own money, which they can trace back. But I don't think they should give him a payout because he wore pants. That's the first thing I would say if I was a casino.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, that's not a streaker. A streaker has to be naked.

[David Spade]

That's nothing. That's Marcelo at the photo shoot. That's like, who cares?

[Dana Carvey]

Before I gave him my sweater.

[David Spade]

But I'm not bitter, so that's a problem. And then they don't tackle him hard enough. I do want them to hurt the guy. That's part of the fun. Watch the guy. Clown everyone. Clown everyone. Fuck you, everybody. And then one of the football players ran at him and he slid like a puss. Oh, boy, did he slide.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, the slide. Oh, yeah.

[David Spade]

Because of course you can beat the 250 pound security guy, make him look dumb so all these kids, all these guys get yelled. He also did a decoy. That was the only smart thing he did. He had a guy jump down. And right when that guy jumped down, he jumped down. So everyone turned to get that guy. He went around the back and he won all this money and got all his brand money. So I would say they got to check him way harder.

[Dana Carvey]

Do you know his name?

[David Spade]

No.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, well, let me just look him up. Super Bowl.

[David Spade]

But the super bowl was so boring. I guess that was like a car chase. The problem is they won't show it on TV because they don't want to encourage it. But yeah, obviously you're going to see it on clips after.

[Dana Carvey]

He has 29 million followers on TikTok. Yeah, yeah, I just looked it up.

[David Spade]

That jackass.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, man, I don't. You know, there was. This is old timey alert. The Oscars was as big as the Super Bowl. Now it gets 2800 people and the Super bowl gets 140 million something. But it was huge. It was 80 million when you, you never saw movie stars except at the Oscars.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

So David Niven is this guy at a mustache. He's British, she's in tons of movies. Very erudite. I like my earthquake character. So he's out there live and there's a streaker behind him. Went right by him. The crowd was going like that. So he's thinking for the ad lib. He said something effective. Never has a man gotten so much attention for his shortcomings. Like a dick joke.

[David Spade]

I remember that clip.

[Dana Carvey]

Check it out, check it out.

[David Spade]

Clip it, send it, ship it, shine.

[Dana Carvey]

It, wax it, pluck it, tag it, squeeze it, tag it, rip it, hold.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

So got it done.

[David Spade]

I give you three people and a scenario and you do three impressions. But you have to make it all up. Okay, so I'm gonna make it a little harder. You I'm going to give you because Trump sometimes names things like Gulf of Trump or Gulf of America.

[Dana Carvey]

He's been naming a lot of stuff that's true.

[David Spade]

Be Trump naming things. And if you can work other people and just work other people. I can't think of anyone else.

[Heather Santoro]

Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna rename Greenland. We're gonna call it Drump Land, Trump Land. And if you look at it, you think about it, quite frankly, it's the better one. The better name you could think of. We're gonna call McDonald's.

[Dana Carvey]

We're taking out Mac.

[Heather Santoro]

We Mac. It's going to be Donald's a billion sold a Billion sold. We're taking out the Mac, but we're just going with McDonald's. We're going to do it with McDonald's.

[David Spade]

I thought it'd be Trump Donalds, but Chris Donald is better.

[Dana Carvey]

He takes. Okay.

[Heather Santoro]

Christopher. Christopher Walken. He's going to. I'm going to rename him. He's going to be Christopher Trumpa Walk. Trump Walk. Right, Chris. Now you're going to be Trump Trump across.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, no. Don't want to be names walking.

[Heather Santoro]

Not anymore. You Trump Trumpy Christopher Trumpy Crunchy. Crunchy Chewy Walkathon. Timothy Chalamet. Everybody loves him. He's a tremendous actor. Timothy Charlemagne, from now on, his name is trumpame. I can do it. I have the power to rename him. Right, Timothy, you do agree?

[Dana Carvey]

Hey man, can you.

[Heather Santoro]

Can you do that? I can do that and more.

[Dana Carvey]

Jimmy Kimmel. I'm renaming him Jimmy Triple.

[Heather Santoro]

Jimmy Triple. You gotta love it. Jimmy Triple. Stephen Colberry. Stephen Cole Trump. This is good stuff. Everybody's talking about it. And quite frankly, if you look at it, they've never seen anything better than this.

[Dana Carvey]

Rob Schneider is going to be Trope Triter.

[Heather Santoro]

Rob Schneider is Trope Tried. There's your name.

[David Spade]

I think he already changed it.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, I don't get it. What are you talking about?

[Heather Santoro]

Your name is Rob Schneider, but you're gonna be Trope Tried a Trope Tried. It's a name. You got a good year.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't like it. I don't get it. No, no, no.

[Heather Santoro]

Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. We're gonna rename him. I thought, you know, we had a couple of rows there, but he did a tremendous job at the Super Bowl. He. We're going to rename Bad Bunny. Ted Trunny. He's Ted Tranny. It's going to be a stage name for the rest of his life. And many people are talking about it. They're talking about it like you wouldn't believe. Right, right. Bad buddy. What you said. What you said. And David Spade. David Spade's gonna have a new name. David Spade is going to. Excuse me. The tremendous David Spade is now his stage name is going to be Donald Trump Part two.

[Dana Carvey]

He's Donald Trump.

[Heather Santoro]

That's his name. He'll answer to it. He'll have headlines. There'll be Marquis. Donald Trump Part 2. You can't get better than that. And finally, Jimmy Fallon is going to be Jimmy Talon.

[Dana Carvey]

Jimmy Talley Wanted Trump.

[Heather Santoro]

Jimmy Talley. Water Trump. That's his name. Jimmy Tally. Water Trump instead of Water Trump. Tally.

[Dana Carvey]

It's Like Pauly wanna cracker.

[David Spade]

Jimmy wants a Trump.

[Heather Santoro]

Excuse me. Everybody's talking about Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Tally wanna trump Telly Waller. Trump is his name. What do you think about that? Jimmy Fallon.

[Dana Carvey]

Crazy.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Well, I broke my Timothy Chalamet. I don't think it's very good.

[Heather Santoro]

You broke it?

[David Spade]

He looked like he had a son in his eyes.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I was kind of doing your Michael J.

[David Spade]

Fox.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, anybody who has sun in their eyes looks cool, you know?

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Sarge.

[Heather Santoro]

Sarge.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, man. I was just, you know, I'd seen Timothy Chalamet a few things, especially Marty Supreme.

[David Spade]

How about Sean Penn out back at the Golden Globes while it's still sunny out. What did Nikki say about. Okay, let's go to the stories. Here we go.

[Heather Santoro]

The news.

[David Spade]

And we're gonna really die.

[Dana Carvey]

Stop spreading the news. Okay. This is.

[David Spade]

I can't even read it.

[Dana Carvey]

All right. For the people at home, I just want you to know that, though I don't know what he means.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Dana Carvey]

All right. For the people at home, I just.

[David Spade]

Want you to know that those. Those.

[Dana Carvey]

Those grasses.

[David Spade]

Look at this. Oh, people. The grass was real. The bushes is. There it is.

[Dana Carvey]

Look at that. They're all walking off.

[David Spade]

You see it?

[Dana Carvey]

They're wrapped. No, it totally makes sense.

[David Spade]

That's a wrap. Oh, good.

[Dana Carvey]

Totally makes sense now. Because that. How would they get them off? They didn't need a crew of a hundred. They got to walk off. That was kind of a brilliant idea. But they should have interviewed one of the grass people at the end.

[David Spade]

That's not a bad job.

[Dana Carvey]

I am. I am a grass person. And that's how I got off the field.

[David Spade]

They were really good because they were grass fed.

[Dana Carvey]

I do the craziest thing ever.

[David Spade]

Keep going. I'm not an animal. I am grass.

[Dana Carvey]

I know. I was a bit elephant. Manny.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, boy. Okay.

[David Spade]

There's the proof that the bushes were people.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, right. Some people thought that about George Senior and W. They didn't think they were people. But the bush, the bushes were people.

[David Spade]

Listen, Soylent Green was people. It's a lot of things are people. Okay, next one. You know, one of the halftime shows was up with People. Remember that from the seventies. Up with People. Up, Up With People. Like a feel good group. Oh, this is sad. James Vanderbie passed away. Let's see what he says. See if it's.

[Dana Carvey]

Give myself my younger self a piece of advice. I would say just have more fun.

[David Spade]

Just relax.

[Dana Carvey]

Don't take it so seriously. Don't take yourself so seriously. Just have fun.

[David Spade]

You know, I have to say, James Van Der Beek seemed like a great dude. Passed away this week and already a million dollars in his family's gofundme. Which is nice because he can't stay rich forever. I mean when you're working actor and you're trying out there, it doesn't. You have to keep producing because it goes away quick. So I think that's nice. Also, we never got to say our respects and love for Catherine o' Hara last week. And we both can safely say, aside from huge fans, I did not barely know her but you know, just obviously had a crush on her growing up. So funny, so cute.

[Dana Carvey]

Hosted as an L twice and I ran into her a couple times after that. But yeah, just. Just Canadian. Nice. And so brilliant. Like just one of those gifted funny people. I mean in all those Christopher Walk. Christopher gas. Sorry, I was just doing Walk all those movies and she was so funny. Oh man, I'm just so. I. I just. Cancer makes me angry and how random it is and just I'm hoping of all the fear of AI AI can solve.

[David Spade]

Do something.

[Dana Carvey]

AI something.

[David Spade]

Now is your time to shine.

[Dana Carvey]

Show us something. And that would be worth all the weirdness if.

[David Spade]

Yeah, enough of memes. Yeah. You know, cats driving cars. Quit wasting your time. AI. Get to work. But yes, lost two and it's quite sad. We're going to keep keep going on. But we had to give a nod to them. Let's see.

[Dana Carvey]

That was great advice actually. Just.

[David Spade]

Yeah. From Vanderbie. Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Seriously.

[David Spade]

Yeah. I mean when, when you're looking at you feel like it's toward the end, you start listening to those people. What would you do if it's toward the end? What are you telling us? Because now you know, when people at the end of their life you go give us some advice because looking back they say take it. This is what you should focus that.

[Dana Carvey]

Kind of stuff so well, nothing really matters. It's fun to care about the football game or whatever is bothering you or what do you want to care about? But, you know, nothing. Nothing really matters. We're just hybrid apes on a dirt claw in space. We're not quite sure how we got here. We can have theories and religion and think about it, but it's sort of like what? I mean, yeah.

[David Spade]

You care about the wrong things. I care about really important things. Okay, what's the next. I just slam you at the end?

[Dana Carvey]

Just change the subject.

[David Spade]

You care about. Why isn't there McDonald's out where I live? You know, this is. These are your worries.

[Heather Santoro]

It's.

[Dana Carvey]

It's nearby. All right, back to this.

[David Spade]

I go to Slovang.

[Dana Carvey]

No, that's just cupcakes and donuts and Danish people.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Okay?

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[Heather Santoro]

Foreign.

[David Spade]

The Emmy winning comedy Scrubs is back to ABC with a fresh Pulse. It's been 15 years since we've checked in with the gang at Sacred Heart Hospital. The beloved original cast, Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalk scrub back in older and maybe wiser Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley also reprise their iconic roles. And scrub fans, you'll be thrilled to see some of your fan favorite characters pop up, though we can't reveal any names just yet. After creating hits like Ted Lasso and shrinking, executive producer Bill Lawrence has put together a diverse, talented group of writers to bring to life the Scrubs universe of today. And there's a healthy injection of super funny, colorful new characters, including a fresh group of newbie interns and co workers slash nemeses like Vanessa Baer and Joel Kim. Booster.

[Dana Carvey]

The new season of Scrubs Wednesdays at 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[David Spade]

The Emmy winning comedy scrubs is back. The beloved original cast, including Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalk, Judy Reyes and John C. McGinley scrub it back in at Sacred Heart Hospital for all new hilarious and heartfelt stories. And there's a healthy injection of colorful new characters including a fresh group of newbie interns and co workers slash nemeses Vanessa Baer and Joel Kim Booster.

[Dana Carvey]

The new season of scrubs Wednesdays at 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[David Spade]

All right, we got Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler, old friend, old friend of the show. I see her out and about a lot. Always funny. Just did the critics choice awards. We talked to her and she was of course on fire. Getting.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, she's a, she's a pistol. She's got a lot of energy. She says what's on her mind. Very funny. She's never been shy, never been shy.

[David Spade]

Yeah, we covered a lot. We talked about dating, we talk about stand up tours. Who's filling arenas these days. All the ins and outs of her life. Had a lot of laughs. Anytime you have a just straight up comedian on, we have a lot of laughs.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, we started laughing the minute we started and it went all the way through.

[David Spade]

So here she is, Chelsea Handler.

[Dana Carvey]

Chelsea Handler.

[David Spade]

Listen, the new year is here. Dana, you've read all the papers.

[Dana Carvey]

I've heard about it.

[David Spade]

January and I buy your hair. I can tell you're excited.

[Dana Carvey]

Do you know how much product it took? Get this cake baked. But now I've got a forehead the size of Rhode Island.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Nice.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

I know, I went on their site. I think this is a really cool company. I think I'm gonna order kind of like a love seat or something for me and you. Well, let's edit that part.

[Heather Santoro]

Whoops.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

All right. IE alert. What does that mean? Yeah. In expressway. What is ie? Oh, internal.

[Dana Carvey]

God.

[David Spade]

I know what the IE is. Oh, and the freeway, whatever it is, in la, they can see the inside of your car. Is this good or bad, Dana? I don't know.

[Dana Carvey]

The new cameras, it seems a little invasive. I mean, every time you go in the airport, you go through the thing, you put your hands up.

[David Spade]

You're just driving through it now.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I mean, we're, we're, we're. Look, it's kind of like trying to commit a crime. If you're trying to get away in today's world, with the amount of cameras.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Whenever there's a crime, they seem at the grocery store, then they're at the bank, like they're coming out of the house. Except with this latest kidnapping somebody. If by the time this airs we haven't found the guy, then that's a genius. To commit that crime and have nobody find you.

[David Spade]

It's very hard to get away with anything but this. I don't know the idea of it, but I don't love it.

[Dana Carvey]

Why do they need to see inside your car?

[David Spade]

I would rather them. Not usually.

[Dana Carvey]

That's a highway patrol. Get out of the car and open the trunk. You know, now it's, you know.

[David Spade]

Oh, Inland Empire. I know. I know this because of traffic reports. So it's inland from la.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, yeah.

[David Spade]

Huge population. Okay, well, that's just. We're not going to be able to fix that. That. That's happening all over. Okay, next one.

[Dana Carvey]

That was a banger. And next one.

[David Spade]

I have to do looping today for busboys.

[Dana Carvey]

Dana, don't get loopy. Good night.

[David Spade]

It's getting closer. It's getting closer.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, I can't wait for the end.

[David Spade]

We're doing final touches.

[Dana Carvey]

Is it still called busboys?

[David Spade]

I feel like Michelangelo in a way, going, you know, the Sistine Chapel is almost done.

[Dana Carvey]

You know what? This is me being honest. If it's stupid enough in the best sense of the Word. Yeah, it'll be a hit. It is.

[David Spade]

It's a little dumb and dumber in there.

[Heather Santoro]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

But yeah, just like I'm the smart.

[David Spade]

Dumb guy and he's the dumb dumb guy.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. And you guys are perfectly cast.

[David Spade]

Yeah. Let's say this man was being watched by robot pigeon.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, okay.

[David Spade]

You're in your. You're in your mansion, and here. This. This what happens.

[Dana Carvey]

Go ahead.

[Heather Santoro]

Just imagine you chilling, looking out the window. Then this happened.

[David Spade]

Here's a picture. Like, what?

[Heather Santoro]

You don't know what to do.

[Dana Carvey]

Spying or just trying to attack you. But on photograph is crazy.

[David Spade]

Y' all is crazy, man. This guy says it best. Look at that.

[Dana Carvey]

So it's not a robot.

[David Spade]

I've seen that flies or mosquitoes, they can do little tiny drones. I haven't seen them personally, but that pigeon. A lot of birds, they say, could just. It's such an easy way to hide a drone or something. I don't know what the benefit is.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, you could make a drone that looks like a pigeon.

[David Spade]

Absolutely sure that's what that looked like. Unless that was AI But I could see that happening.

[Dana Carvey]

I would just say up here, you know, you get bird. There's a bird sometimes Sunday morning, we'll see it.

[Heather Santoro]

Its.

[Dana Carvey]

See its reflection in a window that's on. On a door and launch itself at. At it for like two hours and then come kind of knocked out. Birds will come and hit. You ever see a bird hit and then it's knocked out? You think it died?

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And you come back 10, 12 minutes later, it's like, yeah, I got this. I mean, the recovery by, you know.

[David Spade]

Seinfeld says, you ever see a parakeet fly at a mirror and then they hit it, knock themselves out? He goes, even if it was another parakeet, don't you think he'd try to avoid the other parakeet? He flies straight at it. Oh, there's another bird here. Instead of going over here, I'm going, right.

[Dana Carvey]

But it is the first time it's ever. Yeah, I guess it's no sense that it's. It's. There's a reflective device. Its brain cannot.

[David Spade]

I'm not saying they're dumb, but I don't know if they know about mirrors. They're not in nature. No, actually, water is a reflection, and.

[Dana Carvey]

They do that observation space, just like humans. Some birds are really dumb.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I've met a few.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, Boids. We shared the bird.

[David Spade]

Right. I had a great bit about a bird getting in my old house when I had the Doors open and he comes in and I'm like, oh. And I. Because I. I heard. It scared me first because I thought, you know, it was a bird glare. It gets funnier after that.

[Dana Carvey]

All right, I want to give you an image. So we're in it. We're in Italy. I've only been there twice. We rent a villa. It was pretty cool out in the middle of nowhere. Kind of haunted in a way. And one. And it was a heat wave or something. So in the bedroom downstairs, all of a sudden you walk in, a bat is hanging upside down. I can't even describe how off putting it was in a small bedroom. It's just like terrifying. And so eating a mouse with a towel and you just go. Just to annoy it. It still wouldn't go. It took us like three days to get it out.

[David Spade]

I don't like. And you slept in there?

[Dana Carvey]

No, we just. We just. No, we duct taped that section off.

[David Spade]

We had a good bat scene in Black Sheep. Let's look at a clip. No, we don't have it.

[Dana Carvey]

Bats of funny bears as well. All right, next one.

[David Spade]

One more. We gotta get going. Even though we have so many. We have so many.

[Heather Santoro]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

This is what this man.

[Dana Carvey]

Inside a rock as an experiment here.

[David Spade]

Let's just see what this.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, what does that mean? In a Paris art gallery has been where a French artist has spent a week of his life. Yeah. Abraham Pointchevelle made a victory sign as he was helped from the 12 ton limestone boulder where he has been entombed since the 22nd of February. Next performed performance would involve sitting on.

[Guest Announcer or Advertiser]

Eggs in an attempt to hatch them.

[David Spade]

Well, I'll watch that one.

[Dana Carvey]

That's what a guy used to call another guy from New York. He goes, you know, there's a lot of like fake art out there. You know, a lot of these fake art. So that is called performative art. David Blaine meets the.

[Heather Santoro]

The.

[Dana Carvey]

What's the guy with the painting? I can't remember. With the big fro. But yeah, it's basically Bob Ross. Bob Ross meets David Blaine. Thank you.

[David Spade]

I don't know if that guy's as good as Bob Ross.

[Dana Carvey]

For a million dollars.

[David Spade]

Nope.

[Dana Carvey]

For a million dollars, would you sit in that chair? Assume it's a porta Potty as well.

[David Spade]

Five minutes. I don't know.

[Dana Carvey]

No. For a week.

[David Spade]

Dana, there's not a chance on God screen earth I would sit in there for more than. It's like getting an mri. I mean, it's like when you're in that close of a space I doubt he did that. I doubt it. It's too insane.

[Dana Carvey]

If you're hungry for fame. And maybe he's been painting stuff like Van Gogh or Matisse and he's frustrated. He's got a family to feed. I don't know. What can I do? You gotta get. Let's get a big rock and put you inside it for a week. Are you kidding me? You man. I'm not doing that. Flash to.

[David Spade]

I couldn't spend 20 minutes in a bop house. Look it up. All right, let's do one more and then we'll get house.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm sorry.

[David Spade]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Dana Carvey]

Bob House. Easily one of the most impressive things I've seen.

[David Spade]

Okay, okay. Let's end with this one. Hopefully it's impressive. Oh, this guy's roller skating. And he pops one off from the other angle. That's fly, dude. I don't use the word fly. I don't throw fly around, but that's pretty fly.

[Dana Carvey]

I. I use the old fashioned word. It's cool.

[David Spade]

It's cool as. Dude.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

I mean, you gotta bend your ankle a bit to make sure it hits that little crescent perfectly. That's the hardest part.

[Dana Carvey]

I got it. I mean, I have to. I'm guilty. I got into curling last night.

[David Spade]

You've had. You've taken it up for half a day.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I just. You know, they go and they're on the ice and it's. Someone goes, just releases it so gently and. And the other person just blooming the ice to steer it. And they're really frantic. I was. I was a lot more kind of intense. Besides the kid who can jump do back flips on ice. Freaky American super.

[David Spade]

That kid is good. He looks like spade a little bit, doesn't he?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, yeah. He weighs about 113 pounds.

[David Spade]

You know, it's bad in curling. They don't let you use a dust buster anym.

[Dana Carvey]

You know, it's bad at curling. You have to have straight hair to do it. It's a part of the rules.

[David Spade]

You can't use a curling iron.

[Dana Carvey]

No. Okay. You have to have straight hair to be. You can't even notice that it's really in the tiny print of curling rules.

[David Spade]

Yeah. What about crimping? You know, this has been an Olympic moment.

[Dana Carvey]

I want to finish with a very delicate. Please delicate British upper crust, man. In a small earthquake. Yes. Very good. We're a couple drinks, fellas. You know a good time.

[Heather Santoro]

Wait a minute.

[Dana Carvey]

There's no earthquakes in London. What the freak? I laugh at you. It's getting a little more rumbly tumbly, isn't it? In the bubbly umbly. Oh, I don't think I like this. Shake it. And I didn't want to cut off the mic and destroy.

[David Spade]

I know. You broke it last time. Well, Dana, it was a joy.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I put it in the top 200 of our podcasts that we've done.

[David Spade]

Oh, we have a gig coming up soon.

[Dana Carvey]

Should we. Yeah. And Lincoln, California. The Thunder Valley. Just.

[David Spade]

Thunder Valley Mountain.

[Dana Carvey]

It's also a ride at Disneyland where they're playing. Okay.

[Heather Santoro]

Thunder.

[David Spade]

I got some North Carolina coming up. I got Charlotte. I got Virginia. I got Nashville. I've got Pittsburgh.

[Dana Carvey]

What's the time frame of these? Resort in Lincoln.

[David Spade]

Say it again, Heather. No, no. Thunder Valley Resort and Casino in Lincoln. That's me and you, right?

[Dana Carvey]

And my plan is. I don't know if it happened, but my plan is to bring it.

[David Spade]

Are you gonna bring it?

[Dana Carvey]

I'm gonna try to bring it. Phone it in. We don't like.

[David Spade]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Dana Carvey]

I. I go apeshit. I'm gonna have local references. I'm gonna do at least 300 voices. Impressions. Church lady. Hans in front. Sorry, I don't want to go on. And David, a really well crafted.

[David Spade]

I'm. I'm laying out my quarter zips to see which one is perfect for this particular gig. And then I'm off to Durham North. I'm going to places I don't go a lot, so.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, there it is. Good. Okay, don't be shy. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. The Criterion in Oklahoma City. Come on, folks. The Majestic Theater. I've played that. Dallas, Texas, two nights.

[David Spade]

Look at this.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay. Wow. What are you.

[David Spade]

There's Tysons, there's Norfolk, Chrysler Hall.

[Dana Carvey]

I've been everywhere.

[David Spade]

Is the Ryman.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, you're. Oh, I played the Ryman.

[David Spade]

Famous Casino Rama.

[Dana Carvey]

Unbelievable. Fly on the Wall podcast. Oh, sure. To be a high priority.

[David Spade]

Atlantic City. All right, that's him. We should do this at the beginning. Oh, yeah. Then I'm back with Nikki and May in Vegas. All right, thank you, Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Thank you.

[David Spade]

See you soon.

[Dana Carvey]

Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you on the zoom.

[David Spade]

Hey, guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, Give us review 5 star rating, and maybe even share an episode that you love with a friend.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey, an executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade. Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Maddie Sprung Kaiser and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey.

[Dana Carvey]

Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by Phil Sweet.

[David Spade]

Tech booking by Cultivated Entertainment.

[Dana Carvey]

Special thanks to Paul Patrick Fogarty, Evan Cox, Maura Curran, Melissa Wester, Hillary Schuff, Eric Donnelly, Colin Gaynor, Sean Cherry, Kirk Courtney and Lauren Vieira.

[David Spade]

Reach out with us Any questions be asked and answered on the show? You can email [e-mail] that's a U-A C-Y dot com.