New Fly Merch + Trump Arrests Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken??

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: New Fly Merch + Trump Arrests Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken??
Date: November 10, 2025
Hosts: Dana Carvey & David Spade

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Episode Overview

In this lively Monday edition, Dana Carvey and David Spade riff on the launch of their brand-new "Fly on the Wall" merch, swap stories about touring, dip into recent political headlines, and, as always, break out a cavalcade of celebrity impressions—including a wild sketch featuring Donald Trump as a police officer arresting Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken. The episode weaves together classic showbiz banter, comic takes on current events, and the offbeat, seamless camaraderie that’s the show’s hallmark.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Fly on the Wall Merch Launch (03:11–10:27)

• Dana and David excitedly announce their limited-time merch drop, including hoodies, sweatpants, mugs, trucker hats, and more.
• The duo lightly roast podcast merch culture, comparing their own new line to those from "Smartless," "Conan Needs a Friend," and others.
• Dana jokes about the "sex appeal meters in Japan" breaking due to their merch.
  Notable Quote:

  Dana: "We're breaking sex appeal meters in Japan. It's going all over." (10:36)

• Discussion of SNL-related merchandise, with Dana recalling selling Church Lady posters in the '80s and NBC’s ongoing merch tradition.

2. Behind-the-Scenes: Touring with Adam Sandler (23:03–25:53)

• David recounts a recent whirlwind tour with Adam Sandler, Nick Kroll, Anthony Jeselnik, Swartzen, Sarah Sherman, Fortune Feimster, Kim Whitley, and Rob Schneider.
• Anecdotes about musical sketches on tour, including Dana's Russian cosmonaut character in "Space Station 69".
• A chaotic backstage moment where David comes out onstage too early, making for a "total disaster" that ended up being hilarious. Notable Moment:

  David: "It was so funny because, A, I can't sing. B, mistakes are funny." (24:52)

• Story of a surprise onstage Kevin James appearance that delights a crowd of 13,000.

3. Political Riffs: Elections, Taxes, Celebrity Activism (25:55–33:06)

• David asks: "What is a special election?" Dana offers an explainer on redistricting and Proposition 50 in California, discussing the broader issue of gerrymandering. Quote:

  Dana: “By redrawing lines, they create more Democratic congressmen that will go to Washington.” (27:53)

• Both express frustration over California's "mansion tax" and public spending inefficiencies.
• Discussion of Jennifer Lawrence swearing off publicly discussing politics: Quote:

  David: “She said, it’s just pointless. Celebrities talking about politics, people—it doesn’t move the needle enough.” (31:42)

• Reflection on the efficacy and backlash of celebrity political endorsements.

4. Comedy Improv: Trump Arrests Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken (44:01–47:46)

• In this week's "Buzzing Around" impression segment (sponsored by 5-Hour Energy), Dana is challenged to fit Jimmy Stewart, Christopher Walken, and Donald Trump into a sketch scenario.
• The setup: Stewart and Walken get pulled over by Trump, now masquerading as a cop. Memorable Exchange:

  Dana (as Trump): "I'm the President of the United States, and I moonlight as a highway patrolman. You were going faster than you're supposed to go. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket—and I like to give tickets!" (45:41)

• Jimmy Fallon makes a cameo, everyone scrambles; David jokes about someone animating the bit via AI. Laughs abound at the absurd premise and impressions. David: “One of our viewers will make that animated and it'll be funny.” (47:32)

5. Weird News & Headlines (48:20–54:24)

• Mississippi Truck Crash: A truck carrying monkeys with hepatitis C, herpes, and Covid crashes; the duo jokes about "the feel good clip of the year."

  David: “This sounds like a real zoo. I don’t want to go to.” (48:31)

• Florida Bans Chemtrails: The hosts riff on atmospheric spraying, geoengineering, and Bill Gates’s “Apeel” fruit spray.
• China’s Influencer Degree Law: China now requires influencers to have a college degree to discuss finance, medicine, law, and education—Dana and David contrast open speech in the U.S. with China's strict controls.

  Dana: “If you want to have freedom, you have to put up with a lot of shit. Otherwise, you go for this police state kind of stuff.” (53:21)

• Both share personal “brushes with the law” stories—including David’s college jail stint due to a sibling’s mistaken identity.

6. Personal Stories: Getting Busted (54:05–57:06)

• Dana tells a dramatic story about being wrongly suspected of stealing a ring during a move, facing police intimidation:

  Dana: “They were going to arrest me on a Friday night so I’d have to spend … a weekend in the jail. … I had to go down to the police station, fingerprints, sign my signature a thousand times, and be photographed.” (56:04)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Merch:
  Dana: “Orders are open November 6th through the 13th. Only. Only one week.” (04:26)
• On Being Comedians:
  David: “People think you just open your laptop and do it. That’s hysterical. I wish it was that easy.” (25:53)
• On U.S. Diversity in Politics:
  Dana: “Only in America … a guy from Uganda named Zoran Mamdani can run for mayor of the largest, most, maybe the greatest city in the world.” (37:09)

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Segment Timestamps

• [03:11–10:27] Merch Launch & Podcast Merch Culture
• [23:03–25:53] Sandler Tour Stories & Musical Bits
• [25:55–33:06] Special Elections, Taxes, Celebrity Politics
• [44:01–47:46] Impression Improv: Trump, Stewart, Walken, Fallon
• [48:20–54:24] Wacky Headlines: Monkeys, Chemtrails, China/Influencer Laws
• [54:05–57:06] Personal “Busted” Stories

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Tone & Style

The episode is irreverent and quick-witted, with playful ribbing, seamless impression work, and a blend of sincere and satirical takes on both showbiz and the world-at-large. Dana and David’s rapport is relaxed and self-deprecating, inviting listeners to feel like “a fly on the wall” for hilarious and oddly heartfelt conversations.

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Summary written for those who want the laughs, impressions, and inside stories—no listen required. Skip the ads, join the banter, and enjoy the fly’s view of comedy life and headlines.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

You know, when it gets colder, I always fall in the same trap. Heavy meals, too much takeout, and suddenly I'm like, why do my jeans hate me?

[B]

I know. Yeah, me too. I mean, I'll open the fridge in December and it's like half a pizza and an orange from 1997. Not a lot of healthy options, David. But here's the thing. Staying on track doesn't have to be impossible. Our new [e-mail] totally flips that script. Honestly, I didn't think I'd stick with it. But these meals show up fresh every week. Chef prepared for real food, not frozen mystery mush. Just heat it, eat it, and boom. You're not calling DoorDash for the fifth time that week.

[A]

Yeah, it's not just about eating better. It's about time. I'd rather spend 30 minutes working on a bit for my hilarious act than 30 minutes staring into my oven going, is this thing even on?

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Yes, thank you for not feeding me the leftover lasagna for the 12th to time.

[A]

Dana. Did you know? We finally did it. We finally did it. What did we do? We made merch.

[B]

We made merch. They said. They said it couldn't be done. It wouldn't be done. And they had a point. But guess what? Guess what. I'm so excited, I can barely talk. Scooby Doo.

[A]

That stepped on me.

[B]

I didn't give you something to say. Are you excited? Scooby Doo. Okay.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

He's excited. He's excited at the idea that we made merch. That's right. Now you. And I'm calling you, dear listener, can get your very own Fly on the Wall. Hoodie, sweatshirts, T shirts, and speaking of mugs, David.

[A]

Sweatpants. Everything, of course. Fly on the Wall Trucker hat. Because it's me. And that's. I wear stupid hats all the time. But these are cool. Big. Very cool. Comfy, right?

[B]

Comfy, stylish, and guaranteed to make you slightly funnier.

[A]

I don't know if it's guaranteed, but it's very probable slightly funnier. And you can point out and go, ooh, fly on the wall. And then it has our little spade carvey on there. That's the coolest part, actually.

[B]

Orders are open November 6th through the 13th. Only. Only one week.

[A]

Making it kind of elicit folks time limit. Grab it before it's gone. Go to shop. Fly on the wall dot com. Shop Fly on the wall.

[B]

Hey, David, I just thought of this. I think Fly on the Wall merch would make a great gift for your friends and family. Wait a minute. Hold on. Thinking for the holidays, right?

[A]

Yep. You know, I'm telling you that there's literally no better gift. Mm. And no one would be mad. They'd be ecstatic. It looks very cool. This is black with blue stripes. When I have and. Oh, you have the Sweats too on your legs. Anyway, get. Get yourself something too for yourself. Don't miss out. Order your fly on the wall merch from November 6th. Pay attention to the 13th. That's all.

[B]

That's it. And then lights out, it's closed shop.

[A]

Fly on the wall dot com. All right, so check them out, folks. See if you like it.

[B]

Wow. Do you notice?

[A]

Welcome.

[B]

Yeah, welcome to the. The Flawed Flask.

[A]

Welcome to you can guess. Look at this shit, by the way. I'm so frickin ripped. No, the problem is my shoulders I had removed for a movie and so it doesn't look like I'm that strong. But.

[B]

Well, these are roomy. I mean, they're friendly, these things as you. They're, you know, they're not for showing off muscles.

[A]

Oh, yeah. The merch has landed.

[B]

The merch has landed. They said it couldn't be done and everyone said it. You're never going to get merch. You're never going to get merch. So, you know, I've got smartless sweatsuit. I've got a Kona Needs a friend sweatsuit.

[A]

I.

[B]

What? What do we get?

[A]

I've got Stavros moccasins.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I've got the Obon back in banana clip for my hair scrunchies. Yeah. I have a. I've got Giggly Squad scrunchie. That was a. Yeah.

[B]

I've got Amy Polar. Good hang. Just sort of sandals. I gave him my wife.

[A]

I've got a Joe Rogan. Yo, yo. So I've got everything, but this is the one thing I was missing is our own show. Look at the best part is this little spade carvey right there. You see it?

[B]

Is that in there very tiny.

[A]

That's cool. Yeah, I can't do it backwards, but yeah, there it is. Even though fly is good, then on the walls a little smaller. I have to walk you through it. These colors are blue. Various shades. My favorite color. I'm wearing a blue T shirt. Coincidence dismissed his chance.

[B]

And what is it called when you do that? It's like a color color pattern. A little dash of blue around your neck. I mean, Riz, I live in the country. I don't really know your strange city.

[A]

You're unfrozen caveman country guy.

[B]

Now you know. Guess what? We're having our. This is kind of exciting. Our septic tank. Oh, the poo is going to be sucked out around sometime during the podcast. Oh, we called them early and they go, no, that's still got some room to run. Unless you Got some gastrointestinal issues out there, so we wanted to get it sucked out early rather than have a barbecue and have them go, what is that?

[A]

Oh, smell.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

So you got room to run. What does it mean, room to run in your pipes?

[B]

The septic tank probably is six months away from overflowing. We decided to air on caution. Can you. Can you empty it now? So they're. They're coming soon.

[A]

Oh, I. I don't really understand what a septic thing. I think I had one in Malibu. And they talk about during the fires, the septic tank, they're going to sewer now. I'm like, I don't quite get it. It's poo floats in a bag in your yard for a while. I think that.

[B]

No, it's a giant tank, and all the poop is directed to it. It's buried under the grant. It's a poop tank. It's buried under the ground, and then. Lovely. It gets cleaned out. And that's. So you're not connected to. But anyway, back to our merch. I didn't want to do it. I'm going to stand up for a second because this is.

[A]

People have been. Oh, no.

[B]

I don't know. I'm gonna. You stay seated.

[A]

Okay. Oh, look at that. Tot stripe fly P. Oh, that is cool. Lift it up. You can't hear me. There's the fly. Okay, good. Yeah, that is good. We should have done a collab with the running man because you look like the running man.

[B]

There's Dana Car Glenn, pal. Is Arnold Schnegar in the Running Man Part 2.

[A]

I like this. This looks cool, man. The fly down the leg. I think it's cool.

[B]

Well, how do we get the. How do the folks.

[A]

Oh, I'll tell you. Here's what you do. You. It's a limited time. We're dropping exclusive fly on the wall merch only till November 13th. Holy man. What a time limit. Okay, we need final confirmation, but it looks like it's going to be a hoodie. Matching sweatpants. You showed T shirts. This is not it. But we have T shirt, trucker hat, mug, which you're good at doing. I stole your joke. We don't mug. You have to go to shop flyonthewall.com. that is Shop Fly on the wall dot com. That's all.

[B]

That's all you do. And I'm just gonna say Christmas is coming up.

[A]

It's coming up.

[B]

I'm not gonna put the two together. I'll let you guys decide that.

[A]

There's literally no better present.

[B]

They're soft, they're cozy, and they're kind of sexy. Is that going too far?

[A]

It's very sexy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're breaking sex appeal meters in Japan. It's going all over.

[B]

Is my name literally on there? Is it just.

[A]

Yeah, you can't see it.

[B]

Have you had merch before? You have merch because you have Heather and you're, you know.

[A]

Oh, I do. I did have some merch for the. Not even the tour more. It was sort of Joe Dirt.

[B]

I've never had merch. Well, I did sell Church lady posters.

[A]

Back in 8 and 80s back at a card table.

[B]

A median. Because Lauren didn't want to do any. Any merchandising. It's. It's not what we do. We're Bob Dylan.

[A]

We don't need extra money now. It's like yada.

[B]

They got. They got cone head oven mitts at the SNL store. Hey, but Lauren. Lauren Lovett was the one who told Lauren Dana Salad merchandise. You know, because I own the Church Lady.

[A]

Oh, he ratted you out.

[B]

He's making a lot of money. Lauren said. Really?

[A]

Yeah. Because when I was there at the NBC store, they had like the Liar. Like greeting cards. They had love. It's when he plays the devil.

[B]

Oh, yeah, everything.

[A]

Yeah. They had the receptionist. When I got a greeting card, I.

[B]

Was like, receptionist got a greeting card.

[A]

You know it.

[B]

Wow, that blows my mind.

[A]

And it's. Don't be so shocked.

[B]

How many times was it on the show?

[A]

It was like, oh, I heard it's your birthday. I've been so crazy lately. I don't even remember. Anyway, how old are you again? Right?

[B]

How many times was I a guest on the Receptionist?

[A]

Guest? You were an alien in one. I only did MC Hammer, Roseanne and maybe that's it. Maybe one more. I tried to get one with Paul McCartney when Alec Baldwin hosted and we couldn't get the script to him for him to pass on it.

[B]

And so, yeah, he'd be coming in.

[C]

I'm here to see Steve Buckner.

[B]

You know, you're like.

[A]

And you are right. And what was the band again?

[B]

McCartney. How do you spell that?

[A]

Paul McGinty. Yes. Capital C. M. Capital C. He's like. And I go, I'm not really. But also the one, the big mix up with David Bowie. Remember that one?

[B]

Episode 391 408G When I asked Bowie.

[A]

To be in it and he loved it. And then I had to call him about it and he said, I love it. I'm 100% in. If we could do a tiny tweak and we switch characters. You play me, I play the guy. By the way, that was Dana before it was even on yet once. And so I said I didn't want to give it up because it was like a character I wanted to do. And he immediately was like, huh, okay.

[B]

Well, I had the same thing, you know, was it McCartney when he was on the show, he. We did church lane read through.

[C]

He said, you mind if I play the lady?

[A]

Did he really?

[C]

I like to play the lady.

[A]

He would be good. He would be better.

[C]

Because in Britain, you know, there's a lot of, know drag and Benny Hill and stuff. So could I play the church lady?

[B]

Already done it for a year. I had merch. It didn't make it past dress. But he, he, he did play the church lady.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Special. The.

[B]

The readings were slightly different than I expected.

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who could that be?

[C]

Satan.

[B]

You know, it didn't have the same.

[A]

Maybe. Yeah, he goes, who. He's very nice about it. Also, did he say the word plunk in it?

[B]

That's directly from an interview with him.

[C]

John Fruit Blunk.

[A]

Yeah. We'd start plunking away and I was like, oh, my God.

[B]

Beethoven and Mozart sat down for a tinkle.

[A]

I know a little. I have to say that if we get Paul back. I have another question, which. You know the answer because you're the fanatic, but I just saw a clip on Twitter of the rumored story that Jimi Hendrix heard Sgt. Peppers and a day later they went to see him and he had memorized it and played it for him. And it is Jimi Hendrix playing sergeant Pepper, right?

[B]

Yeah, Live.

[A]

And I don't know if that's right away or what, but it was so cool to hear it and he knew the words and shit. Do you have any prompters?

[B]

Well, sergeant Pepper came out on like a Wednesday or Thursday and they saw him that weekend or something. But the riff of sergeant Pepper at the beginning, it's not very complicated. But for Jimmy to make it Jimi Hendrix, he did it. Jimi Hendrix. And it was just super heavy.

[A]

But yeah, look at those heavyweights. The Beatles, no less, come to see you.

[B]

The start are there. And I think Pete Town, the whole town came to see Jimmy Hendrick and.

[A]

You bust out sergeant Pepper. Oh, my God.

[B]

I know. Well, Hendrix is a freak. What he could do, he had giant hands. He played the guitar upside down. The sound he could get out of the guitar is just not normal. You know, you have your Jeff Beck, you Have your Eric Clapton's.

[A]

You know, your Eddie Van Halen's. Ed.

[B]

Ed Van Halen. And Jeffrey Beck, Erica Clapton. You know, all these guys. And James Hendrick. Sorry, sorry. Gen X. I call him J. One generation had music that was a little bit better. Run away. Gen X with your Taylor Swifts.

[A]

Dude, I'm worried. I'm worried about Post Malone and now Jelly Roll have lost weight. We'll get back to that. But I'm.

[B]

I met Jelly Roll, one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life, literally, at SNL last fall. Just a sweetheart of a person. I'm glad that his. He got some weight loss. That make him feel better.

[A]

I'm at Cucumber Roll at a sushi place.

[B]

Okay, that was fun. I was just exactly trying to think Jelly Roll. What would be the joke? So you went to Cucumber Roll?

[A]

I think one time on the podcast, I called him Jellyfish. And I kept saying it wrong accidentally.

[B]

Well, I called him Donut Hole for the first part of the week. And hey, Donut Hole. I love that new song. She's my. My new. My new.

[A]

I called him Face accidentally. I was like, wait, what is it?

[B]

Yeah, I called him. I said to him, I said, I want you to take one step back and literally, your own face.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Where's that from?

[A]

Tom Cruise? Yep.

[B]

Tropic Thunder.

[A]

Tropic Thunder. Wowee.

[B]

One of the funniest lines ever. Okay, Shop. Get some of these.

[A]

Yeah, I like it. I think it's cool as shit. All right, so this one, Dana, this is Pura.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is sort of a new move here.

[B]

I know. Reimagining the future of fragrance.

[A]

Interesting, right? It's the smart home fragrance brand that's redefining how people scent their spaces. So this is an app control diffuser. Right. And it's got premium, clean, safe fragrances. So you just. You pick one and you pick intensity. And you can throw it when you want, as strong as you want. Because, you know, sometimes you go into a house and you go, this house is like an old person's house. Or you go in and you go, oh, they like to party or whatever.

[B]

You're going to yours. And it's like lots of hair products. It's like, oh.

[A]

Spray. Yeah, yeah. Straightening irons.

[B]

I mean, you need pure. I'll be honest. You can personalize it for your environment or your car, and it can be a gift.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you tell someone, hey, let's judge up that car. Let's judge that house. But Some people want that because they go, listen, my car, I bought it, I don't love the smell and let's fix it. You know, and this is.

[B]

Maybe you just want new car smell, right? Forever. I'm sure they can do that with smart sensing technology.

[A]

I hear it's like sleeping with sort of a noise behind you or something like puts you in a better mood, that kind of thing. The promo details are November 1st to the 31st and get a few. You get a free Pura set when you subscribe.

[B]

Smarter Sense starts with a free Pura diffuser.

[A]

You did that pretty well.

[B]

I know. I said it really well. I just thought of it.

[A]

You thought of it. For a limited time, you can get a free set when you subscribe to two cents monthly for a year. I'm saying the word scent, it's kind.

[B]

Of nice because you can customize your experience with the app, control tech they've got and enjoy premium long lasting sense and a sleek modern device. Just in time. Oh, just in time for holiday hosting. So it's going to smell like the Christmas tree.

[A]

People over, you can tweak it a bit. That's a good idea. It's like having music. It's something like that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Music, backgrounds.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's what I said. Subscribe to a festive scent now. Easily swap it out later. This exclusive deal won't last. Shop now@pura pura.com.

[D]

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[B]

Don't be a foola. Get with ruler. Will you wear it now that's the.

[A]

Thing for me and you to wear it out. Heather will wear if I wear it. I might. Might I have to go on the road again. I might. Dude, I just did. I just did. We didn't have a show last week. Apologies. I did a week with Adam for fun. They don't like you to say you're on these shows because they change them so much that. Right. Sometimes I can't go two. I had to cancel in the middle. So anyway, so to go to the shows quickly was just fun. Overall, we did five states, seven days A.D. nick Kroll jumped on some swartzen. Sarah Sherman.

[B]

Sounds fun.

[A]

Fortune was on the one right before I got there.

[B]

Fortune.

[A]

Kim Whitley, I think is her name. She was really funny. And who else? Oh, and then Schneider. Schneider and I switched and then in Las Vegas I sang a song and Schneider opened and the next night I did a set.

[B]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You're singing? I don't hear you singing much. That's right. Dana, can we have a 10 second example of you singing? How do you sing when I'm a.

[A]

Russian cosmonaut named Yuri.

[B]

Oh, coming down out in the harness and everything.

[A]

No, I didn't have to do that. I wore a spacesuit though.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. And so they're singing like Russian guy. I'm Russian astronaut. I have fun in the spaceship every time.

[A]

Yes, I Have. It's when I. I'm a space. It's called Space Station 69. I go. But my favorite part of space. I go. I look through telescopes and instruments to fix. But my favorite part of space is when we suck each other's dicks. Now we're in zero gravity spinning round and round. It's a well written song by Dan.

[B]

Is it the same one he did on the sp when she did on the special? Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I've done it once before, but I always talk about it because it makes me laugh. And then in Vegas, he goes, why don't you do it tonight? And then Rob, I said, hell yeah. Super fun. And then I mixed it up. I came out too early. It was a total disaster. But it was so funny because, A, I can't sing. B, mistakes are funny.

[B]

Not supposed to sing.

[A]

I walk out early and I'm in my whole asterisk. You can't tell it's me. And I get to him and he's singing, what are you doing here? I'm like, they sent me out.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

And then he rushes his part. Then he goes, now it's you. And then I lift my lid and I go, oh, it's Spade and I. And then I said the wrong line. And he's like, stay on the cards. And then it was funny. No, I. I hit a high note. You could go, I'm going to try to get a clip. Heather. I have it. Of me hitting the high note. Oh, my God. If you do.

[B]

Yeah, we gotta see that.

[A]

Yeah, I saw the picture. Oh, show that picture of me. Of the picture of me lifting the lid. That's good. We could show. I didn't know I was going to talk about this, but she has something. We'll come back to it. But that was it. So the trip, the tour was fun. It ended. But I couldn't do the podcast because I can't do it. I don't have the mental capacity. People think you just open your laptop and do it. That's hysterical. I wish it was that easy.

[B]

Look at these notes.

[A]

It's so funny. It's so hilarious. I have one story. Well, there's two things. One, I was a good boy. I went and voted for. There's a Prop 50. What is it, Dana?

[B]

Right.

[A]

First of all, Dana, when you have a special election, what does that mean? There's not. I didn't think there's elections till midterms.

[B]

I know sometimes they call for a special election if they get enough signatures for some referee Wait, is this you? Gee, it's the happiest I've ever seen you. That's one thing I'll say. I've never seen all those teeth at once.

[A]

That's because the crowd's applauding. And I drink it.

[B]

A smile that big. That's hysterical.

[A]

Well, they don't know I'm there. So when I come out in the middle of the show.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And you do the reveal.

[A]

And then they go. He sings a song about. In the audience, there's always a guy that drinks at work. And then. Then they cut to people in the audience, and there's just some lady there. There's always a guy, and there's always a lady that broke. Got her. Lost her virginity on a rocking horse or something. And they cut to some woman. So they just find people in the audience. And then they did one where somehow the guy looked like Kevin James. And then Sandler stopped and made him stand up. And then he. It was Kevin James. And so the crowd goes. Because he's sitting in the middle of 13,000 people. And then he just stands up.

[B]

Then he.

[A]

Then he goes, can I come up there, Adam? And he goes, I don't know. That's not really what we do. And then he walks up, grabs a guy's beer, and Adam goes, kevin, you don't drink anymore. Don't drink. And he goes. And he just looks off camera, and everyone tells him to do it. He goes, I'm sorry, Adam. And he chokes the whole thing. And then he walks on stage and they sing a song. Very funny.

[B]

Sounds like the greatest show I've ever.

[A]

It definitely is fun.

[B]

Yeah, well, it sounds like a barely controlled mayhem. A lot of excuses. And an audience would love that. Needed up.

[A]

Okay, go back. So you're explaining to me what's a special election?

[B]

Well, special election, sometimes there's a referendum or a whoop. They do.

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or signatures to try to recall a governor or whatever. Just a special election. So it came about through this Proposition 50 that would allow the Democratic Party in California to redraw lines because they kind of know where the conservatives and liberals are. So they can make districts in a way that they know that they will either be in Texas, they would do it for the Republicans in California. They'll do it. So they create. By redrawing lines, they create more Democratic congressmen that will go to Washington. So that's what the referendum is about. And Obama came out. Good redistrict. And so what's your. What say you?

[A]

What do I feel about it. I guess they've been doing it back and forth for a while, so this is sort of bound to happen. But I wish each state would just go by how many Republicans and how many Democrats that would help even it out. But that's not really how it works.

[B]

Well, it's. Yeah, it's Congress, Congressional. I had a couple before congressional districts and. But this game, I don't know when it started drawing these lines, it's gotten pretty absurd. It used to be kind of general, okay, this, this, this area voted for this Democrat or Republican, but then they can redraw it and slide down here and add some of their party and then sort of. Yeah.

[A]

Well, I think the part that bothered me, and it would bother me in Texas too, is when it's an extra 200 million to do it, when no one's really asking for. It's their idea. It's like, hey, come on, let's. And it bothers me because my buddy's selling his house and he has to pay $750,000 off the top for homelessness. And you go, well, that's a hefty fee for homelessness. And especially when it's not guaranteed, as we found in the last couple years, to go to that. It's not getting any better. It's getting worse than. They lose some of this money and.750. I said don't pay it, but you can't not pay it because it is so mandatory and legal. It's not mandatory to pay it on to homeless. I mean, it's not. They passed. It's called a mansion tax, so.

[B]

The mansion tax. Yeah, I know that. Yeah. Certain area of LA county, it's a 1% added. Added on tax or something.

[A]

I don't think it's.

[B]

Or is it more 3%?

[A]

I think it's either 3 or 5% or. Yeah. So anyway, all complicated issues that just infuriate me because I just wish California would fix some roads and just not just keep. There's just so much money flying around. That's not helping everyday people. I'm not an everyday person. Let's take me out of it.

[B]

I just, yeah, I would say call it infrastructure. We want water. We want power. We want clean, safe neighborhoods. We want potholes, potholes filled. All kinds of things that we pay for because we don't cheat on our taxes. We've got the same business manager. We're being very.

[A]

We pay extra extra because we're like, oh, we don't want to get busted. I'm like, who Cares. Like this. Is everyone. Is everyone going by the letter of the law anymore? That's what I get sick of. Everyone's bending. Anyway, I won't bog you down with that, but that's what's going on. I did hear another story that Jennifer Lawrence, speaking of politics, says, I'm not going to talk about politics anymore. She came out. I see that. I thought that was interesting that she said, it's just pointless. Celebrities talking about politics, people. It doesn't move the needle enough. She goes, and I want people. Because people get mad. Half the crowd gets mad, obviously, no matter what side you're on. So she's like, I'd rather have that half still come see my movies because I don't want to alienate them. And they're like, oh, I don't like that person that talks shit. So I'm not going to. So that's.

[B]

Yeah, I think she'd say it out loud. I think it is a reverse thing. I don't. I think the Democrats made a mistake. They had all these superstar people up there. So it's. So then they're lecturing people how they should vote, and you're like, wait a minute. So you get to have $1 billion or 500 million. You fly in a private jet. You're either the former president of the United States or you're a movie star. And you tell me how to vote. It's a little bit like, whoa, too much. Then, you know, I think it backfired. I don't think people. Most people would vote. Well, who am I going to vote for? I just.

[A]

Let me pick a random celebrity.

[B]

I. Yeah, I. I don't know. I mean.

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who is. Is. I'm trying to think of the most.

[A]

Anyone from Punky Brewster chiming in. I could join in. Yeah, I know.

[B]

By the way, as Drew Carey said something yet.

[A]

Yeah. When is he gonna break his silence? I remember the Kamala thing where Megan Thee Stallion performed. And I kept thinking, corporate gig. Like, those are hard. It goes back to me doing my corporate gig going, that's a tough crowd.

[B]

I just did one in Vegas.

[A]

Oh, talk about your corporate gig.

[B]

I drove to Veg. Some reason. I just got tired of being an airplane.

[A]

I kind of like that. Yeah, I kind of like that.

[B]

It. I'm driving and then I'm coming down the Strip, and the. The AI or whatever is going, your destination is on the left. So I look at it. It's not the hotel. And I go, it's rush hour in Vegas. So it's an Hour to do the loop, get on the 15, come back around. It still says destin rate nations till then they left. So I drove in there and it was the Hilton, not mine. I go, do you know where this hotel is? And he goes, it's across the street. So it was another 45 minutes. So that was fun. Played to about 4,000 insurance people. Really, really nice people. But there was an hour speech before me, a very nice woman that was very technical and she was a little, you know, it was just like you. Literally. I did find a pin. I was talking to the backstage people and I dropped it and you could hear it. It was the deadest. I got them going, but it was a lot, a lot of work.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes those things are always mean. Well, sometimes they're really fun. And sometimes they tack it on at the end of like an 8 hour day workday as a favor. Now there's some entertainment. They're trying to leave and they're like, oh, oh, I have to sit through this joker.

[B]

This is 11:30 in the morning. Which was fantastic. Oh, I got them going. But the, the room they give you, sometimes they give you a suite I could run laps in to be able to turn the lights off. Just to get all the lights off. We just went through this 45 minutes. I literally couldn't.

[C]

And then this.

[B]

It's. It's too fantastical, you know, it's just, it's a workload and you get lost. I know it's first world, don't write letters.

[A]

But I'm like, we hate you.

[B]

We hate you now.

[A]

It's the difference between too much of a good thing. I was there with Heather and Vegas. I'm like, I can't figure out how to get my lights off at night and I can't figure out how to close them.

[B]

Yeah, I get that all the time. Or get the TV to go down. I mean, everyone said, because I was.

[A]

Walking to go down. How funny. It sinks into something come out of a thing.

[B]

Well, I guess it's going to be on and I can't put it down. I've got the thing. So everyone said, you got to go to the Sphere. Got go to this fear and you know, and the ticket price and the wizard of Oz in this fear. And they literally throw apples at you and there's snow on your head. So I just said that. Everyone likes that. So I just went to kind of a. A counterbalance. Another competitor of the Sphere. It was at the Frontier Hotel. It's called the Big Round Ball. And it was A circle. Yeah. You know, there's fears of fears called the big round ball. And you go in, there's just bleachers, about 25 people in there. A guy's juggling.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

A guy did some mime impressions. Anyway, it was not probably as good as this.

[A]

Did you do a guest set?

[B]

No, I was just hiding in the back. I had my merch on. It was 9.95 to go see the show, and there was a stripper toward.

[A]

The end, but that's not. We should put you on this fly on the wall hoodie and have you just walk around Vegas and see if I get mugged.

[B]

Okay. I'm gonna give you a thousand dollars right now. You have two seconds. Can you pronounce the name of the gentleman who's maybe now the mayor of New York?

[A]

Yeah. Zambom Mambi.

[B]

You got it?

[A]

No, it's. I think I remembered. It's mom, dummy. It's not man. Dami.

[B]

Zoran. Zoran. Mom.

[A]

Donnie. Mom.

[B]

Even though it's an A in there, you don't say mam. Donny.

[A]

Yeah, something like that, yeah. Is it official already? It's probably happening, right?

[B]

No, we're. Yeah, we're kind of today happening today. And we'll be out in.

[A]

Which is. Yeah, we'll be out in three and a half weeks. So this is the day of the election. I hate to date this thing up.

[B]

But I wanted to say this is that only in America, you have to have pride in the idea of it that a guy from Uganda named Zor Ran.

[A]

Ma'.

[B]

Am. Danny. Can run for mayor of the largest, most, maybe the greatest city in the world. We've had Barack Hussein Obama. We've had Zoran. Mom, Donnie. And I thought, is there any. Does that happen in reverse anywhere? Hi, everybody. My name's Bill Wilson. I'm from Toledo, and I'm honored to be the new leader of Iran, of Zimbabwe. My brother, Steve Wilson runs Al Qaeda, and my Carrie Wilson is the head of the Taliban. We're all from Toledo, we're white, Christian, and we just love it over here in the Middle East. And we're glad to be your leader.

[A]

And everyone clamors to vote them. Yeah, I know.

[B]

It's.

[A]

You know, that's why USA is so wonderful.

[B]

Yeah, you got to give ourselves a feather first. Find a cap, put a feather and go. Look, we lead the world. Sorry.

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[A]

Oh yeah.

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[A]

Oh, it's already buzzing around.

[B]

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[B]

I don't like it. I love It.

[A]

So for this week's buzzing around, I'm gonna.

[B]

Okay, all right. Buzzing.

[A]

Give you a scenario and then you work in some impressions. Okay?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So just do. Do your best. It doesn't have to be great. So I'm gonna give you Jimmy Stewart, maybe getting pulled over by a car. Work in Christopher Walken, and if you can, Trump. Yeah. If you can't, that's fine.

[B]

I can do it. Whether it'll be entertaining is an entirely subjective idea. Okay. Jimmy Stewart. Let me see. Jimmy Stewart, Christopher Walken. Get pulled over for a speeding ticket.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And work in Trump.

[A]

You know, he could be the cop. He could be whatever you want.

[B]

Yeah, well, I'm having a fun time driving. Driving around with you, Chris. Yeah. Always like it. You and me driving.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Who?

[A]

They're already getting pulled over.

[B]

Okay, well. Well, it. It looks like there's a light in the back. I don't know what it's for. The cop is saw going too fast. Leadfoot.

[A]

No, I like that one.

[B]

Then it's like knock on the window. Can you do a sound effect?

[A]

You got pulled over.

[C]

Can I see a driver's license and registration? Can I see it?

[B]

Holy crap. Trump's a cop in this scene.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, what. What do you want from us? I never heard of you.

[C]

I'm the President of the United States and I moonlight as a highway patrolman. You were going faster than you're supposed to go. I'm going to have to give you a ticket, and I'd like to give tickets. And if you look at it, everybody gets tickets. Now I'm telling you, you got to get a ticket.

[B]

Now you're going to get a ticket.

[A]

I like it. Keep going.

[B]

All right, now I'm gonna add one. Jimmy.

[A]

I don't have Covid.

[B]

Jimmy Fallon comes by.

[A]

Oh, this is crazy.

[B]

Jimmy. Sewer. Hey, Christopher. See you later.

[C]

We don't need him. He's a stone cold loser. We had a better show that Colbert, but it doesn't really matter. Jimmy, what have you got to say?

[B]

Well, I don't like what's going on here. Now, you see, we were just out for a drive.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

All we wanted to do was do a little drive. And then lead foot here went too fast. I'm not going to get the ticket. He is. Yeah, for sure. Now let's get out of here. Do a sound. If that car goes fast.

[C]

They got away, Captain. I'm sorry, Captain Vance. They got away. They got away.

[B]

Vance. Captain Vance.

[C]

This is highway patrolman Donald Trump saying. Stay tuned for next week's. Episode. It's gonna be.

[A]

That's great. Jimmy Fallon could have been on a moped. He came in, got kind of admonished and then he left.

[B]

Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart. Chris. Rocking. I get in a ticket now.

[A]

One of our viewers will make that animated and it'll be funny.

[B]

Who can edit it? You know, you can animate it with AI now if you have eight seconds.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know if it was magic, but it's our. It's our first one. This is. I like that bit of a runner.

[A]

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Yep.

[B]

All right, great scene.

[A]

And now we can go into headlines. What stories are out there? Let's see them. We'll do a couple. We always just say we'll do a couple.

[B]

I know. And then they're so magic. We can't stop.

[A]

Truck allegedly carrying monkeys with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid crashes in Mississippi. What is this, the clampets? This sounds like a real zoo. I don't want to go to.

[B]

All right, load them up. Load up. Yeah, the hep C monkey and the herpes. Yeah, get them.

[A]

Is there a video? Oh, update. All but one of them.

[B]

Oh, this happened, right? Oh, destroy.

[A]

Just means they destroyed the reputation. Okay, I don't like the term animal disposal. All right, well, this is a fun story and.

[B]

Fun story. How did they get hepatitis C? Was it an anim experiment or what?

[A]

You don't want to know.

[B]

I don't. I don't want to know.

[A]

I do not. I would say I don't as a joke, but I don't. Okay, so everything's fine there. That's my summary.

[B]

That was the feel good clip of the year.

[A]

Yeah. Now, Florida just became the first state to ban atmospheric. Oh, chemtrails. Commonly known as chemtrails. Aerosol spraying, cloud seeding, weather modification, climate manipulation via biological or chemical agents. So this is. I heard now 22 states have done this. So it is kind of real. They're doing something and people are just saying, hey, if you're doing something, we want to know what it is and we don't really want it, but let's just stop and realize what is it? Stop for now because they said during the shutdown there weren't any problems. I don't know if that's true. But that was a big people doing videos going see how clear the sky is. So I don't know what would they even be putting in there? What would it be?

[B]

I don't know. My question is, does it actually really work? Like you can you just make it rain with that stuff?

[A]

I think weather manipulation, condensation trails. Yeah. Geoengineering and aerosol operations are real. The state is finally admitting it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I also, I heard that Apeel is getting stopped. What's appeal, Dana? No idea. Apeel is the spray they put on fruit now. Organic fruit that Bill Gates invented.

[B]

That's not.

[A]

I don't know, they just go, I don't know if it's needed any one more thing on your fruit. Let's just. I don't know. I don't know what the problem is. But I heard they're stopping it. So some people like that, some won't. How about that?

[B]

Pesticides, all that stuff.

[A]

I don't know. It's supposed to be good, but is that. I just always wonder his field, it's mosquitoes and that. I'm like, just. Didn't he make computers at one point?

[B]

He was a good salesman. I don't know. Yeah, he windows and all that stuff, but windows. But it's like you wake up and you go, yeah, I'm famous. I got a hundred billion dollars now maybe I'll solve mosquito.

[A]

Right? I mean probably means well. It's just. Yeah, he means well let's leave the fucking mosquito. I mean, I don't know unless it's a hundred percent guarantee, we don't need to add mosquitoes. Okay, moving on. And everyone can chime in and say, I don't know what I'm talking about. Okay. China now requires influencers to have a degree to discuss serious topics. Oh, oh for US fines of 100 grand. So China has introduced new rules requiring.

[B]

Influences to have a college degree or a degree about how to be a good. Yeah.

[A]

Before commenting on professional topics like finance.

[B]

Like us talking about pesticide.

[A]

Well, this, this is. Yeah, but this is. Everyone knows we're two comedians. But to say seriously, finance, medicine, law and education. Oh, they're coming down on them. I don't mind that.

[B]

I just don't know how you really control the non college degree influencer. I mean then you have to ban them and control their podcasts or something.

[A]

I mean China can handle that. I don't think they have A problem.

[B]

China doesn't play. I mean, actually, you can go to a movie theater in China. Or is it North Korea in China, and then they'll. They'll. You get a grade. Yeah, it's China. You get a grade for what kind of citizen you are. And you're just in a movie theater and you'll see that you're. You're like.

[A]

Is it face recognition?

[B]

Yeah, you're not a great. Yeah, they. They categorize everyone and you get a number and. I don't know, I'll just. You know, There are no solutions, only trade offs. So if you want to have freedom, you have to put up with a lot of shit. Otherwise, you go for this police state kind of stuff.

[A]

Listen, I will tell you, and this is a bold statement, I feel like I'm at the low end and a plus citizen.

[B]

Well, pause.

[A]

Dana, what is your vote? You think? What are. Where.

[B]

Well, have you ever committed a crime? A real crime?

[A]

Oh, they're gonna factor that in. Okay.

[B]

Have you ever incited a riot?

[A]

All right, well, maybe let's not do this because my grade is plummeting.

[B]

Yeah. Because I. There was that time in South Tucson where I guess you were south too.

[A]

I like when you could do arizon references.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, you were in Prescott one night.

[A]

I did go to jail in Tempe when I was at asu.

[B]

Yeah, you got in comedians jail when you had a rough set at the Tempe.

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I was leaving a party.

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In.

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In fairness, I was buzzed, but that back then. I don't think back then it was.

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You were kind of like you are now.

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Yeah, yeah. Just mildly drunk. Yeah. And they pulled me over for a taillight or something, and they took. They. They said, you have a warrant. They handcuffed me. And there was people around, all my people I knew, and they're like, they got the big fish. So I'm in jail. Had to call a comedian to get me out. Another guy, Mike Sterner. Anyway, the problem was my brother kept getting pulled over, and he had a warrant. Andy. So he kept saying he was me.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And so I had a stack of tickets and I went to jail. And when I told him, he didn't. He wasn't really bothered by it.

[B]

Okay. If we have time for this story, it was true. So when I was living. I don't know if I told this on the podcast, episode 3041, above the garage. Remember Bob Dubak, our sort of de facto house manager?

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Joe. What was Joe's last name? Hell, no.

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Joe something Joe's a writer. Yeah.

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And Kevin Nealon. Okay, go ahead.

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So I was there alone in the house. This was when I was on that afternoon. I was going to read for a movie, Tough Guys with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas. Suddenly, knock, knock, knock on the door, come in the driveway. It's like a patrol. It's just an unmarked car. Two guys, men in black suits. Mr. Carvey, we understand that because we. The previous place we lived, some kind of. When we were moving my. My wife and I from Northridge. Somehow they've. These people thought we had a box of a ring, a 300 ring. What did you do with the ring, Mr. Carvey?

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What did you do?

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And this was like 18 months later. I don't. I didn't do anything when they ring. So then I go, I'm about to read for a movie. I make 60,000 a year in Stand Up. I mean, why would I steal? And they started circling me, so. And really intimidated me. You want to get in the car, Mr. Carvey? You want to get in the car? Why don't you just get in the car? Get in the car, not get in the car. In those days, I didn't have a cell phone. I didn't have an attorney. So finally I did a trick that I do when I'm really pissed. I tried to reverse it. So I said, look at me. No, no, you look at me. I did not steal the ring. He starts talking to his partner. Nope, nope. Right here. Look at me. Because I was so pissed. So they finally left, and the guy had a vendetta. He was going to arrest me on Friday, a Friday night. So I'd have to spend. Spend a weekend, a weekend in the jail. That point, I somehow got a hold of a lawyer. I had to go down to the police station, fingerprints, sign my signature a thousand times, and be photographed. There's my story. I know it's not hilarious, but it is interesting.

[A]

But I think people always are wanting to know, what did you do with the ring?

[B]

I stole it and I sold it.

[A]

I mean, what. Yeah. Did you eventually just sell it or.

[B]

No, it was ridiculous. We never. The box may have came out. We just.

[A]

I like a 300 ring. Meanwhile, you could steal it all day here in California. You'd be fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So, Dana, I think we jump off because we.

[B]

How can we top.

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We can't top anything. This was an A plus plus plus.

[B]

Yeah. And that was the United States Postal Service. They have a lot of power and no accountability. This was a long time ago.

[A]

It's that was who busted you because they thought you stole it.

[B]

Yeah, they just the report robberies and it took them like 18 months to show up. We think that when the Carveys moved.

[A]

Maybe it was them so that they.

[B]

Took this box intentionally and this 300 ring. So just, you know, I survived, but, you know.

[A]

All right, well, we'll look for comments in the YouTube. Okay. Thank you, Dana, for coming by.

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Thank you.

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And we did it again. I'll see you next week, guys.

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See you next week. We can't get enough and we won't stop until we do.

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