R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost

Summary

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost
Date: April 27, 2026
Podcast by: Audacy

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Episode Overview

Dana Carvey and David Spade return for a Monday riff episode, blending their trademark rapid-fire banter, showbiz insider talk, audience stories, and a hefty dose of impressions. The main themes revolve around misadventures on the road, R-rated jokes encountered on flights, ghost stories from haunted hotels (including "The Shuffler"), behind-the-scenes comedy tour insights, AI's encroachment into Hollywood, and the enduring camaraderie of the comedy world. The conversation is naturally irreverent, with jokes, playful self-mockery, and classic impression bits throughout.

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Major Discussion Points and Highlights

Road Life: Planes, Sick Passengers, and Comedy Touring

[02:36–06:34]

• Spade launches in recounting travel with Heather, including the misery of sitting near a nonstop sniffling, coughing man. ("Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world." — Dana, 03:16)
• Dana tells his story of being an inadvertent "window opener" during turbulent flights, annoying other passengers but needing to peek at cloud formations.
• Both riff on airline seatbelt routines and cranky passengers, with Dana acting out the exaggerated loose-seatbelt trick for flight attendants.
  • "I just...and I...they always love—I'll go back a little bit." — Dana (05:32)
• “Fasten your seatbelt” bits and gym class jokes resurface all episode.

R-Rated Jokes from Strangers

[08:09–13:18]

• Spade recounts an encounter with a vodka-tinged, bold older woman on a flight who insists on telling him NC-17 jokes:
  • Memorable Quote:
    • "What's the difference between jam and jelly? ... You don't jelly it down your throat." (09:10–09:41)
    • "What did the one tampon say to the other tampon walking down the street? ... We're both stuck up cunts." (11:06–11:31)
  • Heather and Dana react with mock horror; Dana adds his own riff on being approached ("You sure it wasn't Keith Richards?").
• Dana spins his own version: "Why is a shy boy and a tortoise kind of alike? ... They both can't come out of the shell." (13:08)

Comedy Touring and Festival Banter

[15:30–19:43]

• Upcoming shows discussed, including a live taping at LA’s Orpheum with Chris Rock (16:10).
• Dana and David laugh about jostling for festival audiences with the likes of Shane Gillis and Nate Bargatze playing domes and arenas.
  • "When you play a big city, there's a million choices...Then you play Vegas, too...So many seats." — Dana (18:47–19:13)
• Idea of bypassing major markets for “Billings, Montana”-style runs, referencing Bob Dylan’s touring style.

Haunted Hotel Stories & The Shuffler Ghost

[20:19–25:40]

• Spade shares an eerie Pittsburgh hotel stay, forewarned by locals about "The Shuffler", a ghost said to shuffle feet along guests' carpets:
  • "The Shuffler picks you." (21:23)
  • “And then I hear this — shuffle shuffle — I swear, I go, this is not The Shuffler. It better not be The Shuffler.” — Spade (22:12)
• Dana adds comic relief: “He’s probably a pretty nice guy...I’m not gonna, I had one where the whole thing was...the strangler ghost called the Strang. Yeah.” (23:18)
• Heather chimes in with ghost tours at the Ryman venue, referencing the legendary Hank Williams’ ghost.

Farm Life & Animal Hijinks

[27:02–29:37]

• Dana describes the drama of his horse about to have a baby, galloping and bucking wildly, then ponders whether it’s “Zoomies” or just feeling strong.
• Sidetracks into giraffe impressions and jokes about "stud farms":
  • “It’s like a big cartoon horse with a cigar, like, ‘Hey, come on in!’” — Dana (29:16)

Impressions and ‘Buzzing Around’ Sketch

[31:07–35:03]

• Dana leads a “restaurant bar” improv with classic Hollywood legends (Cary Grant, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart) bumping into contemporary stars (Timothée Chalamet, The Rock, Christopher Walken, George Clooney).
  • “Well, you're a little slight. Timothy Shalabonga. There was a tribe named after you!” — Dana as John Wayne (32:36)
• Playful meta-commentary about their own unscripted style:
  • “Was that buzzing around or not? ... I didn’t have a script, as you could tell.” — Dana (35:07)

Hollywood, AI, and the Industry’s Uncertain Future

[57:25–60:05]

• Clip plays of Jason Fisher explaining a Doug Lyman movie made with heavy AI tech for a fraction of “normal” costs ($70M vs projected $300M).
• David and Dana reflect on how AI and CGI could wipe out working set crews, extras, and ‘atmosphere people’.
  • "Atmosphere people...they're the glue." — Spade (59:57)
• Dana jokes about longshoreman unions negotiating “no automation” and has a Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie) quip:
  • “I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle without Barbara Eden helping you.” (60:19)

Audience Q&A and Listener Clips

[55:30–56:44]

• A listener submits a conspiracy theory that Dana is actually Australian PM Anthony Albanese in disguise ("doppelanger" bit).
• Dana and guests riff on the absurdity and invite the conspiracist “on the show.”

Pop Culture: Busboys Movie and Reviews

[61:26–63:39]

• Update on Spade and Theo Von’s film “Busboys”—the only indie in the weekend box office top 10, expanding to more markets internationally.
  • “I have shockingly gotten nice feedback… someone did give me an F minus… Can we just leave it at F?” — Spade (62:30)
• Dana praises the movie for being “potently what it is”—a politically incorrect, R-rated, throwback buddy comedy about two underdog waiters.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Annoying Passengers:
  "Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world." — Dana Carvey (03:16)
• On R-Rated Passenger Jokes:
  "You don't jelly it down your throat.” — Unknown lady, recounted by David Spade (09:41) "We're both stuck up cunts." — Same passenger, recounted by Spade (11:31)
• On The Shuffler Ghost:
  "The shuffler picks you." — Spade (21:23) "You're a beautiful, intelligent shuffler." — Spade (24:39)
• On Hollywood & AI:
  "Atmosphere people...they're the glue." — Spade (59:57) "I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle without Barbara Eden helping you." — Dana (60:19)
• On Political Rhetoric:
  "'Deal' and 'cute'...President Trump has warned them not to get cute. So if you see people getting cute, you know what's gonna happen." — Spade as Trump (42:04)
• On Comedy Tour Gigs:
  "When you play a big city, there's a million choices...Then you play Vegas, too...So many seats." — Dana (18:47–19:13)
• On Busboys Movie Reception:
  “I have shockingly gotten nice feedback… someone did give me an F minus… Can we just leave it at F?” — Spade (62:30)

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Key Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:36 | Kicking off with airline misery and window-seat etiquette | | 08:09 | Drunk lady’s R-rated “jam & jelly”/tampon jokes | | 16:12–19:43 | Netflix festival, Chris Rock, comedy touring strategy | | 20:17–25:40 | Spade’s haunted Pittsburgh hotel & "The Shuffler" ghost | | 27:02–29:37 | Dana’s pregnant horse & stud farm riff | | 31:07–35:03 | Buzzing Around: Legendary actors meet for drinks (impressions) | | 57:25–60:05 | Industry talk: AI and CGI threatening jobs in Hollywood | | 61:26–63:39 | Indie comedy “Busboys” box office & audience reaction |

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Punchlines, Riffs & Running Gags

• “Get cute”—a Trump-ism, adopted playfully throughout.
• Seatbelts, airplane germs, and the futility of dodging colds on the road.
• Haunted hotels, with “The Shuffler” as a recurring spooky foil.
• Dana’s horse about to give birth and impressions of “stud farm” culture.
• Legendary Hollywood impressions and joking about doppelgängers and alternate realities.
• The tribulations of playing second fiddle to George Wallace on standup gigs.
• Endearing self-mockery about indie film reception (“F minus” as the new Twitter burn).

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Summary Tone & Style

Casual, quick-witted, stream-of-consciousness humor intertwined with genuine camaraderie, showbiz nostalgia, and a willingness to riff on anything from farm animals to political rhetoric to disembodied shuffler ghosts. Both hosts frequently land joke after joke while keeping the mood light, irreverent, and always self-deprecating.

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For Listeners: Why Tune In?

This episode is a quintessential Carvey-Spade hangout, ideal for fans who love stories from the comedy trenches, old-school impressions, unfiltered road life tales, behind-the-scenes pop culture takes, and some of the zaniest podcast banter going.

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Listen if you’re:

• Curious about the latest wild tales from the stand-up tour circuit
• In need of a laugh courtesy of R-rated in-flight comedy
• Enjoying stories of haunted hotels and ridiculous hotel folklore
• Wanting to hear insider takes on AI’s impact on showbiz
• A sucker for legendary Hollywood impressions and impressionist battles

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Transcript

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

I'm just saying. No, these are too rough for bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

You get cute, it's not going to end. It won't end well for you. Have that one now for the them. How'd that work out for them?

[Dana Carvey]

They got cute.

[David Spade]

I haven't heard get cute for so long. I'm getting tingly in my underpants.

[Dana Carvey]

I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

[David Spade]

Darth is the horniest.

[Dana Carvey]

You got to get. We got to get you in the gym when fastening your seat bell.

[David Spade]

Are we starting? It's Heather's birthday. That's what we're starting with. I know Heather. Are you excited? No. She got sick on that gang last run of gigs. She came. She doesn't always come out, but she came out to Nashville, saw busboys with me and Theo. And then she flew back and there's a guy hacking and snorting and coughing right behind her. And she saw it coming.

[Dana Carvey]

Me.

[David Spade]

He what?

[Heather Santoro]

He was right next to me.

[David Spade]

Oh, he's next to you. Just kept blowing his nose, digging in that filthy seat back, stuffing it back in.

[Dana Carvey]

Knuckle, knuckle deep.

[David Spade]

Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world. Soaking his wet hanky with more germs.

[Dana Carvey]

And then freezing air on Heather, can we turn this down? Sorry. The pilot said we got. It'll get under control. Right now we have. The toilets don't work. We have no air conditioning. But sit back and relax.

[David Spade]

And then the person over here has their only person with their window open and pitch black. So it's like giving you Lasik on the side. Oh, she sent a picture in. Somebody I was trying to protect.

[Heather Santoro]

It did not work.

[David Spade]

You can't really cover up from the germs like this.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I bugged someone once because we were flying out of Hawaii and I thought it was going to be really mellow. But then, unfortunately, two storms have converged on our path. And so it was just rock and roll, like you're at Six Flags, you know, so everyone's all locked in like that, you know? And so I kept. Once in a while I would peek just so I could see cloud formations and know what, where the turbulence was and when it might end. So I was going up and down for six hours. This woman said, yeah, you sure opened your window a lot.

[David Spade]

This is after the fact. She.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, yeah. So you kept opening and then you closed it. Then you opened it again. I said, I'm so sorry. I wish you told me. I wouldn't have done it. I just. I really like to go. We look lightning.

[David Spade]

I told a woman, can you come over and look? And she goes, hi, Is there any way. And she's just staring with her window open. And I see this. The waitress go, I can you. We have a cusper. And she goes like this, says, no. I go, are you even allowed to say no? You have to do every other bullshit thing. Even have a shoulder strap now. And you go, if we're going out, I'm not. I have to torque my neck to get this shoulder.

[Dana Carvey]

Yank it.

[David Spade]

I go, what is that helping?

[Dana Carvey]

We gotta get. We gotta get you in the gym. When. Fasten your seat.

[David Spade]

Even my seatbelt. I'm like, ah. I ratchet it down.

[Dana Carvey]

It's like you're an arm wrestling chant. You know, my. My thing.

[David Spade]

What's your thing? Oh, yeah, this one.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. I just. And I. They always love. I'll go back a little bit.

[David Spade]

It kills. Gets on the plane, does a seat belt.

[Dana Carvey]

There's a seat belt. Lock it. But there's the tongue way out like that, so the seat belt is really loose. And then I grab that. As soon as the flight attendant looks at me, I just go, yeah.

[David Spade]

Wrapped around like a rodeo. Go. Yeah. Seven seconds, eight seconds. All right, that's hilarious.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm in a punchy mood. I just looked at my calendar and saw that I'm flying across the country six times the next five weeks. And I thought. I thought to myself, why?

[David Spade]

Why on God screener did.

[Dana Carvey]

I mean, we're not complaining. We're just saying that you, you know, if you're not doing this, you're doing that. So I'd rather be swimming and hiking in mountain lakes.

[David Spade]

You know what Gervitz told me about that? He goes, hey, couple of hops. Couple of quick eight hour hops. And then I get 10%.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, poor me, I gotta go make some money.

[David Spade]

Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my office, I get 10%. All I have to do is walk back down to my car, drive to

[Dana Carvey]

my mansion, stop the bombing. It's a short hop.

[David Spade]

Going to. You know, you're just the funniest guy in the world.

[Dana Carvey]

That is me doing Edith Bunker, and

[David Spade]

I was turned into Edith.

[Dana Carvey]

What are you doing, Spade?

[David Spade]

Anyway, no, stop the bombing.

[Dana Carvey]

Stop the bombing is another one. God love him. Anyway, what do we.

[David Spade]

Wait, here's more. Oh, here's a good plane story, too. I have from the road.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Oh, Heather was with me, so I think you're on this one. First of all, we're leaving. No, we're leaving Nashville to go to Pittsburgh gig. And Elena's next to me, and two things happen. One is we're pushing off forever. We're circling. I'm like, do they not know where the Runway? You know, it's like so long. I always go, are we gonna drive there, get a few laughs? And then, yeah, a couple people go, yeah, cool. And then. And then mid. Oh, there's a bomb scare. They go, we have to go back. There's a bomb scare in Pittsburgh. Drive all the way back to the gate. And then we get to the gate and we're like, how are we going to get a car to get to this four hour drive? And then they go up. All good. Heading back out. No idea. U turn back out. So we make it.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Squeaky wheels. Yes.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, I see.

[David Spade]

Like in a shopping cart. So then in the middle of flight. This is the real story here, Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

I love it.

[David Spade]

Drunk lady. Ah, nothing slightly more mature. Older. I'm torqued to talk to Elena, the other comedian. I don't realize, like, alien. She comes right here and she goes, I got a joke for you, by the way. No one stopped her. I don't know if she's coach first.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know where I am, or she just leaned in or she leaned in. Leaned in.

[David Spade]

Hand on this. Hand on my armrest. Lean in. Too close even. I saw Lena's eyes bug out, like. And she goes, by the way, this is NC17 for people in your cars. Turn it down. So she says, I got two jokes for you. She's got a scratchy voice, a little mist.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I'm. I'm getting a Jason Straightam vibe here for a second. Yeah.

[David Spade]

She's kind of rough and a little buzzed. And I'm feeling like a little vodka crayon on my neck.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

So she goes, first one, by the way. I go like this. Huh. You know, I can't torque my neck too fast, and I don't want to. I'm like. I'm feeling out. What is the emergency? Yeah. She goes, I don't know if I told Heather these. She goes, what's the difference between jam and jelly? And I'm like, oh, I think one is made from real fruit. And she goes, you don't jelly a down your throat?

[Heather Santoro]

Yep, that's what you said.

[Dana Carvey]

That's interesting. That's a pretty good joke.

[David Spade]

And it's pretty good throat. And I go, it makes a throat.

[Dana Carvey]

What?

[David Spade]

Yeah, jam it down your throat. I go.

[Heather Santoro]

Paired with the clothes.

[David Spade]

Oh. The closeness of the lips scratching me. And then I go, ah, okay, okay. And then she goes. She gives the laugh, donates it herself. And then she goes, okay, one more. I'm like, are you on a roll? Is there any inkling you're killing? So she goes, all right. She goes, all right, here we go. One more. Now she's got all this confidence, even though we didn't laugh.

[Dana Carvey]

She's on a roll. In our language.

[David Spade]

I'm not connecting. Yeah. I'm not connecting eyes. She' we're both this way. Look at.

[Dana Carvey]

Give me your. When she said that first punchline, what. What happens to your face? Do you make a sound? Do you do a faint smile or

[David Spade]

I go like this. But she can't really see it. But I kind of.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, she's leaning in over you. I see.

[David Spade]

I go like this. Oh, okay, okay, she's here. It's a little much. Yeah, she's over. But I'm like, I kind of can't really see her, but I go, okay. Ah, wowee. Okay. Like that was a little more than I thought. She was like, got you with that one. I'm like, I didn't react the right.

[Dana Carvey]

I didn't go, you sure it wasn't Keith Richards? Because it's.

[David Spade]

Go ahead. Kind of like that sounded like, okay, she. As if it doesn't get any worse. She's. It's a tandem of bits. So she says, rapid, here's another one. What did the one tampon say to the other tampon walking down the street? And I go, hopefully nothing. Hopefully because they can't talk, they're just walking. Peace.

[Dana Carvey]

We're both stuck up cunts. Wow.

[David Spade]

So bananas.

[Dana Carvey]

Let's put a please stand by thing on here. Just.

[David Spade]

I know I said it's a rough one.

[Dana Carvey]

You did see NC? Is that what they say, NC17? Yeah, but weren't most of these jokes in busboys?

[David Spade]

I'm just saying. No, these are too rough for bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus.

[Dana Carvey]

It didn't play in my neighborhood so I couldn't to see it.

[David Spade]

I know you were, you saw the trailer and you got through that and I appreciate it.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I'll be like, hurry.

[David Spade]

And then she's so happy with herself, not going by any reaction, just like,

[Dana Carvey]

I did it, I did it.

[David Spade]

I told him, I told those guys I would tell you these jokes. So then I go, oh great. You know, oh, these are so good. I'll put them in my act, which I will. And. But the idea of it was, was a little much and a little alarming for me.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I, I don't know if it's the same thing. I had a similar experience and this is just me like flash memory saying, she leaned in. I was on a flight maybe a year after this. She goes, I, I know David Spade. I told him some X rated joke and I said, you want a joke? And I go, look, can you do one that's PG or something, just not in the mood. And she goes, what's what? Why is a shy boy and a toitis kind of alike? And she paused. I go, what? She goes, they both can't come out of the shell.

[David Spade]

Oh my God, that's a clean one for her.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. They're come out of this. I should do a puppet. They both gotta come out of the show. So anyway, I made that up. But anyway, that was a good story. What else?

[David Spade]

That's. That.

[Dana Carvey]

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[Dana Carvey]

super nice guy who's got it and

[David Spade]

who does Netflix show called Take a Banana for a Ride where it's kind of off a Broadway show he's been doing so might be something fun to hear.

[Dana Carvey]

Right? He's going dramedy basically right?

[David Spade]

Or Broadway show. That whole show is a different move. Heartfelt and funny. Trevor Wallace also because he was in Busboys but we didn't have him on. We were going to have him on before Busboys but he's on tour. He's very funny. Has a great scene in the movie. Well, you can look him up, but both of those. Just because we've been traveling so much. But we'll get to it. And we have an Orpheum gig. We have the big Netflix.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, man. Yeah, Orpheum.

[David Spade]

And that is me, you, and Chris Rock. We're going to do our podcast. We're going to have one of our best friends, Chris, out there, and it's at the Orpheum in la. Come see us. We're going to crack up.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I think. I don't know. I'm not an advertising executive, but. And I don't know the protocol, but I think when I looked at the tickets, because I like to see the Ticketmaster. Oh, go to a section 721. Free seats.

[David Spade]

Is that what it means? Oh, really?

[Dana Carvey]

Well, if you hover over it, it'll tell you how many free seats. No, we're doing great. It's just that it didn't say that. We have our. Our good friend Chris Rock.

[David Spade]

Yeah, that's. That's the fun of it.

[Dana Carvey]

He's a ticket mover.

[David Spade]

If, you know, a live show with Chris and the RF even holds about 2,000, probably. But it'll be great. It's during the Netflix, as a joke. You know, when I did Natural this weekend, I did Ryman. Great, great time, great show. But you know, when it's a comedy festival.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

I have to say, love Nashville. Love a comedy festival. But there was no cohesiveness. Like, for this one in la, Ted Sarandos is going to have all the comics over. There's something going on. Like, here's the beginning of the festival. Like, there's something to it other than just here's 50 shows in your town spread out for 40 miles, and that's your festival.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. If. If you inherited somebody recently, you can see all. All those shows. There's. There's a hundred thousand seats to be sold. That.

[David Spade]

I bet that's true.

[Dana Carvey]

I know, because I think our friend. I love this. Our friend, a good friend, Nate Bragazzi, I think he's doing the Intuit Dome. When you. When you start playing domes, you know you're doing. I mean, there. There's a. Sure, domes and arenas. Arenas. But is a dome bigger than an arena? Look it up.

[David Spade]

I want to play domes, I have to say. So here I go. I don't sell out. It's 2400, so it's pretty big. But I don't sell it till that Night. And I'm happy. And I'm like, I think there's just too many choices to spend your comedy money over a week or two of a festival. And I said, even Shane Gillis is playing this week. And they go, yeah, he's playing tonight. I'm like, well, he's playing tonight.

[Dana Carvey]

He's gobbling up early.

[David Spade]

He's gobbling up the Bridgestone arena, which is like a dome. So I go, I don't want to go. I would rather see Shane. I don't want to have people pick. Then the guy goes, well, you sold out. I go, I know, but.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, here's what we do.

[David Spade]

If we want to cannibalize each other.

[Dana Carvey]

Absolutely. When you play a big city, there's a million choices. And then you play Vegas, too. This comedy festival, it's so many seats. So what we do if we're bored, you know, you and Heather and me and Greg, whoever, we just get on a bus and we go kind of where Bob Dylan goes. We go to Billings, Montana. Then we drive two hours to Great Falls. We sell out the.

[David Spade]

The.

[Dana Carvey]

The. The college arena.

[David Spade]

Right? And then we could do that. It would be tough.

[Dana Carvey]

Off.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

Off.

[Dana Carvey]

What do they call them? Secondary markets? Just with great audiences because a lot of people don't come to their market.

[David Spade]

Chattanooga, Little Rock, Memphis. I mean, you go to the big cities first. The second wave of the tour, you go to where you land and then you drive two hours. But the crowds are happy because they don't get everyone. And so they're like, hey, we need a show. And they come out. They show up.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. Harry Styles, I think we talked about that. Sold in, like, in 10 minutes. 30. Madison Square Gardens.

[David Spade]

Yeah, he's out of his mind.

[Dana Carvey]

But he's smart. Well, he's smart in a sense that he just is in some house and he helicopters to his gig instead of touring. He's. But huge fans have to fly in there, get the hotel tickets. So it's like 5,000 to see Harry Styles.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I'm sure it's. Yeah. Or Vegas, you know, residency. People come to see you. Okay, so that, that, that. And my one last thing before I let you talk or say anything.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't have anything.

[David Spade]

Is I stayed in another haunted hotel. No, I thought of Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Nashville.

[David Spade]

I thought of your situation at that one place.

[Dana Carvey]

Nashville's full of ghosts, by the way.

[David Spade]

It was Pittsburgh. I said this hotel, because again, they go. They brag about it. This hotel is 100 years old. Minimum. Minimum, it's 120. And then someone at the show, I'm like, oh. They go, where are you staying? I go, this place. They go, oh. I go, what's that? I go, is it haunted? They go, what's what? They say that's the word. And you know who they have? What. What famous ghost? The Shuffler.

[Dana Carvey]

The Shuffler.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Is that a famous ghost?

[David Spade]

It's in Pittsburgh. And I go, please don't explain. They go, what it is, is in different rooms, they will hear two feet on your carpet.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay?

[David Spade]

There's nobody there.

[Dana Carvey]

And you can book the shuffler rooms.

[David Spade]

No, the shuffler picks you. And of course I go home scared. And Dana, I kid you not, what happened at 6:00am the shuffler. Heather, I told you this, didn't I?

[Dana Carvey]

And of course you put your phone on it. You've got a recording and you've got the sound to play for us.

[David Spade]

Now, in a perfect world, what I was doing is too busy calling 911 and trying to get what.

[Dana Carvey]

What would that sound like? There's someone shuffling in my room.

[David Spade]

Okay? So I'm laying down dead asleep. Can't sleep on the road, really, because it's different time zones. And. And then I hear this. So four. And I go. And I swear, I go, this is not the Shuffler. It better not be the shuffler.

[Heather Santoro]

No.

[David Spade]

And then I go, you know what? It's the garbage. It's someone in the alley. 19th floor. 19th floor, yeah. And I go, why is the effing shuffler coming to me knowing I'm scared? That's probably why. So I get up. I get up. What am I gonna do? I'm so stressed. My neck hurts.

[Dana Carvey]

Turn the light on. Get up.

[David Spade]

Yeah, I can't deal with the shuffler. I can't right now. So I went back to bed and just was like. Just that dead silence where you're like, I don't want to hear it again. Don't want to hear it again, because if I hear it again, I'll freak. Don't hear it again. Not great. Sleep. Still give a show that night, 10 out of 10 other people's words. But,

[Dana Carvey]

well, you know, you have to count your blessings. First of all, whoever this is, is between wherever you're supposed to go. And so he's in between and goes, he's probably a pretty nice guy. Like, I want. I don't want to have something to do for a couple thousand years while I hang out in this sort of zone, you know? And he's not a violent guy. So he says, I'm, ah, I'm gonna shuffle my feet, man. I'm. I'm gonna.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm. I'm not gonna. I had one where the whole thing was. Yeah. There's a strangler ghost called the String. Yeah. But don't, you know, I. I don't know what I'm talking about. So I was in the room, like, that's that. I turn the light out 20 minutes later. It's like,

[David Spade]

I do like, it goes with the hook, you know, and a name.

[Dana Carvey]

The Shuffler is kind of cool. It's like the Joker. I had the Strangler and I turned it on. It was like some sort of milky figure. Looked a little bit like Burgess Meredith, to be honest. And I thought of you.

[David Spade]

He's gonna strangle your poem in rock.

[Dana Carvey]

It's just funny when you mention someone's impression. There's a 11000 of. Oh, and then the joy of how

[David Spade]

exciting I get to do it. Actually. When Crispin Glover sees the Shuffler, he goes, hey, you, get your God damn hands off me.

[Dana Carvey]

It's that way. It's like a junior Woody Allen, you know, shoe. I know, I know you probably have your special shoes on for more traction on the carpet, but no, you're a wonderful shuffler, but, you know, if you could do it in 10A, I'd greatly appreciate it because I enjoy my sleep.

[David Spade]

You're a beautiful, intelligent shuffler. You know, the Shuffler has a hook. The Shuffler came in, got talked about a lot. We're talking about him now.

[Dana Carvey]

Look, in Nashville when I went there. Yep. I can't remember the name of hotel. Old and famous. The guy goes, hello, to the Butter Xavier Hotel. And then you, you automatically, before you check in, they give you a tour of where the ghost was and where the ghost went. And here he would terrorize guests. And then here's the elevator shaft that he may fall down.

[David Spade]

People were killed in.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. He's completely harmless, but he will scare you if you let him. Hold on. He had a British accent.

[David Spade]

Oh, you got a ghost. Oh, Heather got the ghost store at the Ryman at the actual gig. The Ryman is beautiful.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, okay. So she. She know. Yeah, it is.

[David Spade]

Oh, they say Hank Williams is up in the corner, sitting there like a ghost. Heather scoped out all the creakiness.

[Dana Carvey]

I like that. The Shuffler. We don't know who it is, what it is, but Hank Williams, that's pretty hip hop.

[David Spade]

Nigel was my favorite show almost of the whole tour. It was so. They were so nuts. It was great.

[Dana Carvey]

Ah, wish I could have been there.

[David Spade]

I had no stamina to go see Shane after I was gonna hoof over. But it's so crowded in those streets in Nashville. Like, driving like Ratatouille couldn't get through. It's like our driver's, like, going between people, and then there's cars on both sides. I'm like, what are we doing? We gotta go the other way. Wait, our hotel. What? Chili's. What?

[Dana Carvey]

That's a lovely way to spend your Friday evening. And a thing they call gridlock. Okay. There's something about traveling eight feet in two hours that kind of puts a little extra lift in your step. All right. It's the take. Okay.

[David Spade]

Like when Adam Scott said he took two and a half hours to leave Coachella.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, that Coachella story. My God.

[David Spade]

Oh, I don't think that's up yet. That might be up soon.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, but check that one out. So great story about Coachella and the crowding.

[David Spade]

Oh, ridiculousness. What else? Before we get into hot stories, I

[Dana Carvey]

don't know, we got these two horses. They're really cool and stuff, and we feed them and they're happy. And this horse really.

[David Spade]

Oh, I just saw that, too.

[Dana Carvey]

I saw that, too. Well, when I come out, it just stares at me because it doesn't know if it's too Tom. And Tom, my son Tom, feeds them a lot, so it just doesn't know.

[David Spade]

The horse doesn't know if you're talk.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. Sometimes thinks, what's this? But what happened yesterday? Usually there's two of them, and they wander around. They're really good buddies, and we feed them little apples and stuff. And.

[David Spade]

Sure.

[Dana Carvey]

Yesterday, the big horse who's going to have a baby in July, started sprinting, galloping across the. The yard, which is huge, and then started bucking up. Did this for, like, 20 minutes.

[David Spade]

Is it just Zoomies, or what do you think?

[Dana Carvey]

I think it's. I think it's one or two things. One is a sudden surge of energy, and it's literally just working out kind of, oh, I can still trample things, you know? Or there was kind of a heavy wind, and it sort of spooked. Spooked her. Yeah. Your stories are about hotels. My story is about farm life. Green Acres is the times for me.

[David Spade]

Sometimes when I look on Instagram, I follow, like, a horse named Waffles with a. They're friends with a butterfly named Donut. You know, it's all. And I. And I get hooked into these stories of, like, these two incongruent animals are friends.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, any kind of being on planet earth that has no higher consciousness and just operates in this innocent thing. Yeah, I mean, they live in the moment.

[David Spade]

They don't.

[Dana Carvey]

They make no judgment. And they love us. Don't be.

[David Spade]

They want food and they want some action.

[Dana Carvey]

She already had some action. The stud in the valley impregnated, like 300 female horses. And the other horses, any.

[David Spade]

Any more work today, boss?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, no. You're driving around, you see stud farm. You're like, it sounds illicit. It doesn't sound like some natural organic thing. Thing. But then all these giant stud horses come out, and then it repeats itself.

[David Spade]

Then you drive by and the horse goes like this. Pull in. See what's going on here.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, no, they literally. They do have a sign of a horse. It's a stud farm. It's like a big cartoon horse with a cigar. You're right.

[David Spade]

Like, hey, like this. Hey, come on in. See what's going on. Yo, yo, yo.

[Dana Carvey]

Guess what? I'm never too tired.

[David Spade]

The horse just says the science is. What you doing? Wyd. Yo, yo, yo.

[Dana Carvey]

Don't be greedy, ladies. There's plenty to go around. I'm doing 70 today.

[David Spade]

Heather, will you tilt that? Will you turn that one down a little bit? And then we're gonna find buzzing around.

[Dana Carvey]

We got a buzzing around.

[David Spade]

I do like the horse stud, though. That's kind of funny.

[Dana Carvey]

It's kind of, kind of on the

[David Spade]

totally immobile and don't know how.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, okay.

[David Spade]

You want to show everyone your sick face. You look. You look good. Shockingly looks good.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm doing six cross country trips. If I get do all those and not get sick, it'll be amazing.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, you got all those cross country flights, man. I just did three weeks and three cross countries sucked.

[Dana Carvey]

We're not complaining. We know it's the first world pro.

[David Spade]

No, I know. I'm concerned.

[Dana Carvey]

Just so they understand, it's part of

[David Spade]

my charm to complain.

[Dana Carvey]

I just love to fly. So anytime I'm in the air.

[David Spade]

Oh, my God. You see this? April to June. Oh, boy. Okay, so it's time for. It's time for buzzing around. You do. Do you know it's time for buzzing around, Dana?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, I just felt.

[David Spade]

Are you ready for buzzing?

[Dana Carvey]

I have a little idea that I can.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

that. Now remember, folks, these little riffs that David and I talked about. He gives me ideas and there's nothing really written out, right?

[David Spade]

But it's not. It's not funny, it's not prepared. It's nothing.

[Dana Carvey]

It is. I just thought, I don't know why you have a flight of fancy. I'm thinking, buzzing around, what would be kind of interesting. So I thought you're at sort of a restaurant, bar, whatever, and you've got old timey actors with new, new, new movie stars having a conversation, you know. So let's get the characters here, first of all. Okay. First is Cary Grant. Jimmy Stewart. I didn't believe it. What a. What a. What a delightful place this is. Don't you think, Jimmy? Yeah, it's a great place to have a cocktail. What's your name? Hey, I'm Timothy Chalamet. How are you? Timothy White, shallow way. Timothy Chalamet. Are you. Are you an actor? Are you some kind of performer? Yeah, I'm in movies. You ever seen Molly Supreme?

[David Spade]

Well, you look.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know, I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. But were you good in it? Yeah, I think I'm all right. Yeah, it's all right. What are you guys? Who are you guys? Well, I'm John Wayne. This hair is Walter. Walter Brennan. Yeah. I'm your sidekick. Walter Brennan right there. John Wayne. No brags, is fact. Well, you're a little on the slight side. Timothy Shalawamba.

[David Spade]

Brag, just fact. What'd he say?

[Dana Carvey]

No brag, no brag, just fact. That was from the Guns of Wilson in 1960s. He has three, three sons. And he goes. He's the third fascist.

[David Spade]

He.

[Dana Carvey]

In the west, you know, he's the second fascist and I'm the fascist. No brag, just fact.

[David Spade]

I like that. I can say that.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, you're a little slight. Timothy Shalabonga. There was a tribe named after you. Yeah, pretty sure. Duke. What's your name? Well, I'm the Rock. Well, you're a big. You're a big glass of water. What have you been doing? Well, I. I lift weights. What do you lift weights for? You should lift logs and guns. What about you? What's your name?

[David Spade]

Well.

[Dana Carvey]

What's your name? Christopher Walken. What? I'm Christopher Walken. Dookie sounds funny. He can't be a movie star. Do you make movies? Yeah. Make a lot of movies. I'm Christopher Walken.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Wow. Oh, but Lancaster Cook, he Walked in. Yeah, but Lancaster and Kirk Douglas.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

Well,

[David Spade]

you need oxygen.

[Dana Carvey]

Give me a second.

[David Spade]

I know. There's two. There's so many.

[Dana Carvey]

I know. I don't know why we're here, but we are, right? We were just wrestling at Cook's house. Greco Roman style. We love to wrestle, don't we, Cook? We like to wrestle. And then we have some lemonade.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

What about.

[Dana Carvey]

Great. Nice. Hey. Hey. What? What's your name? What's your name? You look vaguely familiar to me.

[David Spade]

Hi.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey. I'm George Clooney. George Clooney. You look exactly like me. You could be my doppelanger. Couldn't he, John Wayne? Well, he sure could be your doppelanger. Right? Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, he looks like a real doppelanger. What about you? Walter Brennan. Yeah. No braggish fact. He's a doppelanga. I'm Boot. Lancaster. He's a doppelganger. And I think we're gonna have to cut this sketch down and post.

[David Spade]

We'll tighten it up.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, we'll cut it down. All right. We'll keep the funny parts. And scene. Wow.

[David Spade]

Was that buzzing around or not? That was buzzing around.

[Dana Carvey]

I didn't have a script, as you could tell.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

It's a little messy.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

We should do this trick where I go like that and then you reach and you grab it, you know.

[David Spade]

Find five our energy [e-mail] or Amazon today. Let me see. What did you want to do?

[Dana Carvey]

Well, what I would do would be like. Here, here, David, you have one. And then you would have.

[David Spade]

Heather's gonna try it. Ready?

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Okay, get ready, Heather.

[Dana Carvey]

Where do I. What do I do with it?

[David Spade]

Go toward the camera.

[Dana Carvey]

Go toward the camera.

[David Spade]

Oh, no.

[Dana Carvey]

Why are you. Why is.

[David Spade]

Heather just stepped on the camera. Unplugged it.

[Dana Carvey]

We. Please stand by. We have an emergency.

[David Spade]

Please stand by.

[Dana Carvey]

Please stand by.

[David Spade]

I don't even know where it came out of. Okay, here we go. We got it. We got it. Okay. Okay, you started hand it.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, here we go.

[David Spade]

Thanks, Dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Not bad, dude.

[David Spade]

That wasn't AI folks.

[Dana Carvey]

That wasn't an AI. He actually got it.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

Look.

[Dana Carvey]

Do I look like I have it? So it went over to him. Look.

[David Spade]

Too heavy.

[Dana Carvey]

There's no other explanation except that somehow it teleported to David.

[David Spade]

AI. Okay, let's go over some stories. Let's hit it.

[Dana Carvey]

Let's hit it. Now what's in the news? What's. What's happening?

[David Spade]

Making my screen brighter.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm going to respond spontaneously. All right. Oh, Oklahoma.

[David Spade]

Principal who disarmed gun wielding intruder crown prom king. Finally, they're nice to one of the teachers. I always see them beating up teachers, but these kids today. So this guy, I heard the story. This, this, there was a school shooter and the guy tackled him. The principal tackled him. And I think he got shot. Yeah. And they all voted him and he got applause. Oh, we have video. You know, he's a bit of a tear jerker though, because, you know, well, they show a video of him tackling the guy and I think he takes a bullet, but he lives. And then he goes to prom and they see, they conspire to vote him prom kick.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. I always wonder. You never know. But the studies they've done is that. And he's obviously really brave. A lot of people respond like that when it's just they don't have a second.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Dana Carvey]

I mean, not that it's still highly unusual. You know, you would have been under the desk with me crying.

[David Spade]

Okay, let's see what this is. This is probably too long.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, here he is at the prompt. They're getting the award. Our queen.

[David Spade]

They back up. You don't have to go all the way back to the queen. Some cheerleader, I'm sure. Our king. Here we go. Oh, big applause.

[Dana Carvey]

Where is he?

[David Spade]

They don't even know where he is.

[Dana Carvey]

Ah, well, here he comes. Okay. Does he walk a little slow?

[David Spade]

Getting some low fives? Didn't over.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, he's getting a crown.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

He.

[Dana Carvey]

He doesn't look like he's young and athletic. He just did it through adrenaline.

[David Spade]

No, he lay. He laid on the guy. He like, tackled him and got on top of him.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Oh, here's the video.

[Dana Carvey]

Wow. Oh, okay.

[David Spade]

Don't mind me.

[Dana Carvey]

Just the shooter coming in. Hey, what's up?

[David Spade]

Hey, man.

[Dana Carvey]

And what does he want? What are these shooters want?

[David Spade]

Is that him? Okay, someone's sitting on the bench. Can you see that?

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, he's got a revolver.

[David Spade]

This guy does.

[Dana Carvey]

He's walking in, he's threatening.

[David Spade]

Oh, boom. From the side in the face.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh. And he's got his hand on his

[David Spade]

gun, but he's trying to dig him. But he's hard with those new balance on.

[Dana Carvey]

He's trying. He hasn't let. He hasn't got command of the drug gun. Yeah, sorry.

[David Spade]

No, but he had shot.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, there at some point.

[David Spade]

Oh, oh, there's the gun.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, they got the Gun this other dude grabs. Did he really get shot?

[David Spade]

Don't eat it. Yeah. And then I thought they said he got shot, but yeah. Good job, hero.

[Dana Carvey]

Right? Well, that was, that was awesome. I like, that's a feel good story. I mean, you know, it shows you the times have changed. You know, we'd have a prom king and he was like the same stud football player. Now it's who's ever the best at tackling active shooters is generally the king gets.

[David Spade]

Gets more votes.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, it's so common.

[David Spade]

They said it was awkward the next day when the prom queen did the walk of shame out of his apartment. She's like, hey, man, it's kind of mandatory. King queen.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, there's. There's other things that go on in these high schools. You want to go, you want to go back to high school, part of you?

[David Spade]

I, I sort of do. I want some movie credits and then go back to high school.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, that was a movie. Yeah, that'd be a great. That'd be a great movie. You go to your high school reunion and you know.

[David Spade]

No, I go back in time and I still look too old. Even though they do all the CGI in the world, they're still like, this guy's too old.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, by the way, I thought you were great in the. Is it the come up? What was the name of the movie?

[David Spade]

Outcome.

[Dana Carvey]

Outcome. Sorry, you saw Outcome? I did. I thought you were great in it.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, I think very natural.

[Dana Carvey]

Funny. I wanted more of you.

[David Spade]

I know there was more.

[Dana Carvey]

Wait, there's more.

[David Spade]

I hit up Jonah Hill and I go, jonah, come on, dude. And he's like, I know. I think the movie was probably two hours, a little over two hours. And they cut it down to an hour 23. So I said, because I saw Matt Bomer, the other guy in the movie. He's a good looking dude and he's super cool. Anyway, he was like, oh, dude, I got about a half hour hacked. I had a big scene with Keanu where after something you find out in the movie of Mia, then I see Keanu and on the balcony and it's very awkward. Yeah. And we're having a talk and my wife had a baby. So I'm holding a baby and it's the most awkward talk. And I go. And Joan was like. It kind of felt like the end of the movie, so we had to get rid of it. And I'm like, how about you get rid of the real ending and keep that. There's some brains.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, you're not afraid to Kind of crack the whip when you need to get up. I love Jonah Hill face. No, he's great in that. It's really funny. And Keanu Reeves was charming. It was a cool movie. I just wanted to insert this because it may not be. I just. Trump always comes up with phrases that make me laugh. And the fact, the cute thing, he keeps working that just, you know, we're

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

gonna make a great deal. We're gonna make a great deal as long as they don't get cute. If they get cute.

[David Spade]

Get cute is a great term.

[Dana Carvey]

I mean, it's a global conflict. There's weapons flying around. No one's.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

They could get cute. If they get cute. It won't work out. They might get cute if they don't get cute. I think we could make a deal. We can make a deal if they don't get cute. If they get cute, we won't make a deal with.

[David Spade]

I warn them, don't get cute.

[Dana Carvey]

And deal. Deal and cute.

[David Spade]

You were warned. And then the spokesman comes out and says, President Trump has warned them not to get cute. So if you see people getting cute, you know what's gonna happen?

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

You get cute. It's not gonna end. It won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for them?

[Dana Carvey]

They got cute.

[David Spade]

I haven't heard get cute for so long.

[Dana Carvey]

I know, and he uses it. I just. No one talks like that. I wanted to throw that in here.

[David Spade]

That's funny. It's not the place for it.

[Dana Carvey]

No, it's. It's a heavy conflict.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

But get cute. We could make a deal.

[Dana Carvey]

He said deal 319 times within the last 20.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

We can make a deal. We might get a deal. They want to make a deal. Unless they get cute and they get cute, we won't.

[David Spade]

It's like saying he's acting like a real weirdo. Those Iranians are so weird. Sometimes you're like, no, that's not the right word.

[Dana Carvey]

People liked Hans and Franz closing the strait of hermeneutics. Thought it was a good idea.

[David Spade]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

David For a limited time our listeners can get 50% off for life plus free shipping and three free gifts@ Mengotomars.com that's Mengotomars.com for 50% off and three free gifts when you check out. It's also available on Amazon. After you purchase, they will ask where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. It's called Fly on the Wall. So lately I've been trying to be more intentional with my wardrobe, if you know what that means.

[Dana Carvey]

I like that. Yeah.

[David Spade]

Choosing pieces that are comfortable enough for everyday life but still feel put together with not a lot of effort. You know, it's made getting dressed way easier, especially in the mornings when I don't want to think. Quince has been really my go to for that balance. Their spring staples are exactly what I've been reaching for. Like 100% European linen shorts, very light and shirts starting around 34 bucks. That's not a lot. They're lightweight, breathable, still a clean and elevated they're 100% Pima. Cotton tees are unbelievably soft, the kind you immediately notice the first time you wear them. And the pants that have that same easy feel but you still look polished enough to do pretty much anything, right?

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. You know what stands out to me the most is the value. Everything is typically 50 to 80% less than similar brands because they cut out middlemen and work directly with ethical factories. You know, I recently wore one of their linen shirts on a weekend outing. Looked pretty good. And I kept thinking about how it looks way more expensive than it is.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Yep.

[Dana Carvey]

That's where Instacart has really come through for me.

[David Spade]

Yeah, that's every week for me. You know, I've been using delivery through Instacart for my weekly grocery restock. And what I like most is how much control I have over quality.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

Because.

[David Spade]

That's right, you don't know this about me. I'm pretty particular. So, yes, whether it's specific brands, fresh produce, or ingredients for meals I've already planned, I can be really specific. When you're on the app, you know, you can message your shopper if you want certain ripeness and avocados, you can really just get on them and say, swap that out. It all makes a big difference. Yeah, honest convenience is huge.

[Dana Carvey]

Yep, that's right. That's right. It's amazing being able to order on my schedule, have everything arrive in as fast as, get this 30 minutes. Saves me so much time and mental energy.

[David Spade]

It's just.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

This is a scene from Busboys. If he told me it's a great idea. And I go, oh, wait, this is too funny. Read the top.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, this Wayne's World remake looks terrible. We've got. We've got Joe Biden's. Was the blonde woman in Joe Biden's administration?

[David Spade]

I thought this is just random people. Oh, that's so funny. It looks like Hank Kingsley on the left from Larry Sanders.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, I thought it was. That's not Jack White.

[David Spade]

Oh, that's not. Well, I know one is Michael Mike Myers, but that's not you.

[Dana Carvey]

That Garth is a little different. I'm gonna say it. If it's just random fans, God bless you, but that is funny. Yeah, they're happy. It makes them happy. I think that Wayne does not wear glasses.

[David Spade]

Oh, that's right.

[Dana Carvey]

That's the giveaway.

[David Spade]

All right.

[Dana Carvey]

Party on.

[David Spade]

Something stupid.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, that was a really nice one you did. I liked it a lot, you know, but next time, make sure that Wayne doesn't wear glasses.

[David Spade]

Your hair is on fuego today.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, I. I washed it. You know, you do it the night before.

[David Spade]

Of course.

[Dana Carvey]

And then when I woke up, I had this and I did. It wasn't planned. And I thought, gorgeous. I tried to squish it down. It just went.

[David Spade]

I know. I did a little pert plus myself yesterday. Oh, yes. You and the Plant are both like this.

[Dana Carvey]

Why? Mike Springsteen. You know. Yeah. When I put on my big boy boots and my hat, that's six foot Warner Springsteen coming at you. So with me as Garth. When my hair goes like that, that's five, six and a half.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

A Dana Carvey coming at you.

[David Spade]

No, actually, tall Pert plus is conditioner and shampoo and body wash and deodorant.

[Dana Carvey]

The plus is all that. What if it was just pert? It would just be shampoo.

[David Spade]

No, nobody wants just pert Pert. Like, actually, Seinfeld used to say, I took some extra strength anison or whatever. Buffering or whatever. His old line was extra strength Advil. What happened to just strength? Who's ever gonna just take strength after extra strength?

[Dana Carvey]

I know, that's.

[David Spade]

I like to take just very.

[Dana Carvey]

Jerry. Extra strength. Can I. What about the strength one? Who would get that one? They could get extra. Extra strength. I can't believe this, people.

[David Spade]

By the way, NyQuil's gone Bazzutis. They have. And I have Zequil now. I have clear Zequil with no sugar. It's not blue, it's clear, which is actually good. And then they have regular Nyquil, then they have daytime Dayquil, then they have Nyquil for pain, and now they have severe pain Nyquil and severe flu.

[Dana Carvey]

Wow.

[David Spade]

Like, God dang. They fill out an Amazon warehouse just for night.

[Dana Carvey]

Great memory for you to get through all that. I was just like, when you really have to sleep and you're really sick, Nyquil really knocks you out. But the last time I go, because I kind of feel a little groggy, the next day, I just had my wife take a sledgehammer and just hit me and knock me out with that. And I slept great.

[David Spade]

It's about the same strength, because Nyquil, if you have that little cup and you wake up and it's on your bed on the side, I'm like, you're out. I mean, my friend said, oh, I tried that. And I go, well, don't do, like, a little teaspoon, because you got to get used to. And he goes, oh, I filled that whole cup over the line because I Woke up at 4pm the next day. I go, nyquil's no joke, dude.

[Dana Carvey]

I wake up like this, and it just. The NyQuil's dribbling out. The cup is sort of bent and just kind of caught up. In my pajamas.

[David Spade]

And the cops pick it up with a glove. They go Nyquil related.

[Dana Carvey]

Do you wear pajamas? Does anyone?

[David Spade]

I wear PJs.

[Dana Carvey]

Does any human wear pajamas anymore?

[David Spade]

I wear sweats.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, that's not pajamas. Sweats and a T shirt.

[David Spade]

Cold, full. Like button down, button down.

[Dana Carvey]

Ricky Ricardo. I live Lucy. See?

[David Spade]

Matching Heather wears matching cute and matching sets.

[Dana Carvey]

That's adorable.

[David Spade]

Sets is a word you don't know, Dana, but that's. She wears an airport set.

[Dana Carvey]

A set. Yeah. Yeah. You want to buy?

[David Spade]

Not. Yeah, every woman at the airport is in sweats and a hoodie that matches.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

And they pull the hoodie. But guess what? The germs come through to Heather's.

[Dana Carvey]

Heather, I want to ask you a question. Were you masked or unmasked during the flight?

[Heather Santoro]

I look on your text, their fly on the wall text message, you'll see what I looked like.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, we have a picture. If you see that picture, throw it up. Or just throw up.

[Heather Santoro]

And I think the problem was the culprit who didn't stop blowing his nose for four and a half hours, was not wearing a mask and never washed his hands or moved at all.

[David Spade]

Yeah, the guy heaving and coughing was sitting next to her and didn't wear a mask and didn't apologize profusely and didn't throw himself off the plane.

[Heather Santoro]

Physically showing how uncomfortable the amount of

[Dana Carvey]

people who are sick.

[David Spade]

Here comes the picture. Here it is.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, that's Heather. Oh, so you're. You're, you know, you're being exposed. So you became the invisible man.

[Heather Santoro]

That was my whole four and a half hours. I still got sick.

[David Spade]

I. Oh, that's her eye.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, how did David not get sick? Immune system of iron. What is he, Superman?

[David Spade]

Oh, we split up because she came for the first gig and then the, oh, busboys screening and Q A. And then she flew back and I was on my way to Pittsburgh with the bomb scare.

[Dana Carvey]

It's hard. I got Covid. And then I had. I got the guy to get me Paxiloved right away. This was months ago, but I had a gig in Vegas and I'm going. Well, I can either go or not go. But day one, pretty good. Pretty good. I think I can go. I don't think I'm contagious. And then I was just laying in bed all day and I did the gig. Pretty good story.

[David Spade]

Was it the worst day of when you were sick?

[Dana Carvey]

No, the pax levet for me because I got it early. I popped up pretty hard, but I was still was very Tired. But you know, you fake it till you make it.

[David Spade]

And show business, you can get through it. An hour is tough. Some of those gigs. An hour is tough.

[Dana Carvey]

I love it when they say 45 would be fine. That means I pick up my guitar at 35. Whoops. Tricks of the trade. When they're drunk and tired. It's midnight. Hey.

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

Hey.

[Dana Carvey]

My, my. Yeah, this company gets me very high.

[David Spade]

Right. I'm doing one in Solana. I'm doing 30 this weekend and then

[Dana Carvey]

a meet and greet.

[David Spade]

I don't think so.

[Dana Carvey]

Just 30 minutes and get out. That's pretty good.

[David Spade]

But you know who I have to follow? George Wallace and he kills.

[Dana Carvey]

You're following George Wallace?

[David Spade]

Isn't that funny? Bob Zany and George Wallace.

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

You don't. Man, you're gonna. Well, you always find a way because you'll come out different and you'll do your sort of self effacing stuff.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And then they. Then they love you.

[David Spade]

The funniest part is you know that George Wallace kills just as when I told you that. You're like you're following George.

[Dana Carvey]

George Wallace is a kill as an incredibly likable. We'll do a little bit of crowd work. Work it back around. You don't want to follow that guy, but you can because you're David Spade.

[David Spade]

I follow Dana Carvey and if you can do that. Okay, let's play another story and then we'll. We'll wrap up soon. Everyone's. I got so much.

[Dana Carvey]

Got so much do.

[David Spade]

Wait.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

Don't get cute on me, David. Don't.

[David Spade]

Is this evidence that Anthony Albanese is not real?

[Dana Carvey]

Like it's just a digital copy.

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

Anthony Alberti is not real. He's actually replaced by Dana Carvey from Wayne's World.

[Dana Carvey]

And where's your evidence of this, Cameron?

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

Okay. Dana Carve did a movie called Opportunity Knocks. The impression. George W. Bush. The impressions in a toilet saying Penthouse bad hand dryers. Good. Very good. Also Master Disguise 2002 Church lady in. In Saturday Night Live. You hardly see him anymore. He's doing podcasts with David.

[Dana Carvey]

Incredible.

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

Busy. How are you getting around? Going to Malaysia, selling deals with petrol. Going to footy, going to Hawthorne games, going to Rabidos games. If they McCarthy.

[Dana Carvey]

What's his link with Anthony Albanese?

[Guest/Additional Contributor]

They wear glasses. He sounds like someone.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh my God, that's me. How did they finally. Dinah. Dana. Cavi. Cavi.

[David Spade]

Flying the. Wow.

[Dana Carvey]

That was a doppelanger, man. We should have him on the show, man. Let's get him on the show.

[David Spade]

Of all People, my conspiracy is that Dana is this guy that doesn't really look like him.

[Dana Carvey]

I told you before we did these things today. I said, oh, you got some clips.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

I go, don't get cute. Don't get cute on me.

[Dana Carvey]

Don't get me cute, dude.

[David Spade]

You made two appearances. You made Wayne's World.

[Dana Carvey]

Yes.

[David Spade]

In the news.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, that's fun.

[David Spade]

Keeps going.

[Dana Carvey]

That's fun. It just. What goes around comes around, man.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, you're big. Okay, one more.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay, one more.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

This is our final. I'll use our sponsor.

[Dana Carvey]

This is our final clip of the day.

[David Spade]

Oh, this is a real thing to talk about, about. About this state of Hollywood. Okay, go ahead.

[Dana Carvey]

Okay.

[David Spade]

Doug Lyman, big director.

[Jason Fisher]

Lyman's new movie starring Casey Affleck and Pete Davidson should have cost around $300 million. But according to the producers, they made it only 70 million using AI and it was filmed 20 days almost entirely inside this converted showroom in London. And what nobody is talking about is what this could mean for the industry because all of the studios are quietly experimenting with versions of this workflow right now. I'm Jason Fisher, the founder of Stage Runner and former head of production at Disney, Paramount and amc. And today it's Part two. How AI is going to impact Hollywood and what it means for production and jobs. And it might surprise you to hear that the producers think this could actually increase jobs. We'll get to that. And by the way, what you're looking at right now and throughout this video, I created using the latest tools just to help illustrate how this process works. These are not clips from the movie. So I spoke to the producers behind the film, Ryan and Matt Kavanaugh. They're the founders of Acme AI.

[Dana Carvey]

So they made seven.

[Jason Fisher]

Already has 10 films and two TV series in some stage of production right now using.

[Dana Carvey]

Right.

[David Spade]

I think because the actors are the noisiest about being replaced. But the behind the scenes people getting replaced is important too, like set dressing

[Dana Carvey]

and, you know, building set designers building all that electrician hardware type electricians.

[David Spade]

And I mean, I guess you need lighting for. For Pete and Casey.

[Dana Carvey]

There's been.

[David Spade]

That shouldn't cost 70 million.

[Dana Carvey]

I didn't get the 70 million thing. What was that? I mean, why would.

[David Spade]

Well, they said it could have cost 300.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh, if you did it.

[David Spade]

No, it's gonna cost 300.

[Dana Carvey]

But it's still 70. Okay.

[David Spade]

70 is way more than any movie maybe I've ever done.

[Dana Carvey]

You know, look, there's been antecedents of this for at least 20 years with CGI. There's a show on HBO, the Gilded Age. And you can tell the whole town and all the people walking is just, I guess, AI, but it's, you know, it's. It's been around a little while. So it's just a process. Like the background extras are definitely generated characters. You can see.

[David Spade]

See another group that gets shafted.

[Dana Carvey]

Extras, they'll just be.

[David Spade]

Extras are important. Yep. Atmosphere people.

[Dana Carvey]

They're the glue.

[David Spade]

And these things make it look real. You get good atmosphere extras, and it really helps the scene.

[Dana Carvey]

I don't know how you negotiate this, but I was reading this morning that the longshoremen negotiated a thing where no automation, no AI. We're just going to lift stuff with manly hands. And Trump was supporting that.

[David Spade]

Don't get cute.

[Dana Carvey]

You got to go, you know. But I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle without Barbara Eden helping you.

[David Spade]

It's hard to put the cat back in the cat, you know.

[Dana Carvey]

Did you understand my Barbara Eden reference? You did?

[David Spade]

Of course I did. I was in love with her.

[Dana Carvey]

Would you say. Would you tell the audience who that is?

[David Spade]

She's the babe that lives in the bottle. She's genie.

[Dana Carvey]

No, that's from the.

[David Spade]

I was more in love with. Bewitched is shockingly Elizabeth Warren in the 19.

[Dana Carvey]

Is that. No, it was Elizabeth Montgomery. Sorry.

[David Spade]

Gorgeous.

[Dana Carvey]

That's. That was the first probably television sitcom woman. That sort of got my attention.

[David Spade]

I'm getting tingly in my underpants.

[Dana Carvey]

I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

[David Spade]

Fucking Garth was the horniest. All right, well, that's probably a good full.

[Dana Carvey]

That's a full, you know, like 10

[David Spade]

out of 10 show.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, that's a.

[Guest/Additional Comedian]

We didn't get cute. We never got cute.

[Dana Carvey]

And we made a deal. We showed a lot of clips and we had 19 impressions in our little sketch.

[David Spade]

This is the following after the second weekend of Busways, but the first weekend, we got the top 10 first, it was the only independent movie in the top 10. So that's good. Something.

[Dana Carvey]

Well, by the way, two things. One is, I was pleasantly surprised you got it initially on 800 screens. And. And you look at the metric of average per screen. You were way up there. 2000.

[David Spade]

Thank you.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

And these are like, we don't ask. We say, we got in 200, we got 250. Then Regal will call. We're adding 150. We're like, oh, thanks. And then they're like, hey, Australia wants it now, so we're going to send it to Australia. Hey, Canada and the uk. So now we're Canada, uk, New Zealand's coming up. So it'll go on this wave and then when it comes out on, you know, where you can buy it at Home Video on demand, then it'll at least have more awareness. But I have shockingly gotten nice feedback from it, so. Because people on Twitter love to hate and it's probably way more positive. Shocking. But someone did give me an F minus and I was like, can we just leave it at F? I mean, let's not get so dramatic.

[Dana Carvey]

Like they gave Apocalypse now in F minus.

[David Spade]

F minus. No one got that. I said just go all the way down to G. If you're going to go that low, then people think it's good.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah. How about not seeing the movie if. No, look, I think people have to understand that big corporate movies, not we've been in them, not to pick on them. They have a distribution deal and that company is just pushing the movie and negotiating all these things. You guys are the little engine that could. The homemade product bought and paid for, low budget. But I. The thing about it, it's. It's potently what it is. It's an R rated, kind of political, you know, sort of throwback, fun. Two, two kind of. I don't know what you call them.

[David Spade]

Just down on your luck.

[Dana Carvey]

Underdogs.

[David Spade]

Underdogs.

[Dana Carvey]

And all the misadventures and the silliness, which I love the. They just. They just want to be waiters and their lives would be great.

[David Spade]

The wispiest premise. Yeah, they fall down in the dirt a lot.

[Dana Carvey]

They fall down in the work. Yeah.

[David Spade]

Well, anyway, so excited about that and I will see you next time and come see us at the Orpheum if you're in la.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah, don't be, don't be nervous about seeing us. We're gonna bring it. Yeah, bring it with Chris and Rock's always on fire.

[David Spade]

Thanks everybody. Bye bye.

[Dana Carvey]

Bye bye now.

[David Spade]

Hey guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, Give us review 5 star rating and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Fly on the Wall is presented by all Odyssey, an executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Maddie Sprung Keyser and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey.

[Dana Carvey]

Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by

[David Spade]

Phil Sweet tech booking by Cultivated Entertainment.

[Dana Carvey]

Special thanks to Patrick Fogarty, Evan Cox, Maura Curran, Melissa Wester, Hillary Shuffle, Eric Donnelly, Colin Gaynor, Sean Cherry, Kirk Courtney and Lauren Vieira.

[David Spade]

Reach out with us. Any questions to be asked and answered on the show? You can email [e-mail] that's a U D a C-Y dot com.