RE-RELEASE - Jimmy Fallon

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: RE-RELEASE – Jimmy Fallon
Date: September 10, 2025
Podcast Host: Audacy

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Episode Overview

In this lively, joke-packed episode, Dana Carvey and David Spade revisit their fan-favorite conversation with late night icon Jimmy Fallon. The trio dives deep into their comedic roots, Saturday Night Live (SNL) memories, backstage stories, legendary impressions, the grind of late night TV, and the camaraderie found in showbiz. Both hosts and their guest bring a contagious energy, riffing on classic bits, musical parodies, personal anecdotes, and the unique pressures of comedy in high-profile settings.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Late Night Landscape & SNL Bonds

• Current Events in Late Night TV:
  The episode begins with brief remarks on shakeups in late night television, referencing Stephen Colbert’s “goodbye tour” (02:08), and marveling at Jimmy Fallon’s tireless work ethic.
• SNL as Formative Experience
  Fallon credits Carvey as a key influence:

  “I wanted to be Dana Carvey, that’s my whole reason for getting on Saturday Night Live.” (10:45 – Fallon)

• Behind-the-Scenes Camaraderie
  Spade and Fallon recall a memorable dinner outing in New York with Chris Rock, sharing how Rock revealed contracting Covid via Twitter, not by text:

  “Do we have to follow Chris on Twitter to find out that we might…?" (09:25 – Spade)

• Material from Real Life
  Both hosts and Fallon discuss how real-life events inspire stand-up material, and how personal stories become part of their acts.

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2. Musical Impressions: SNL-Style Parody

• Fallon’s Signature Song Impressions
  Fallon grabs his guitar and delights the hosts with Neil Young-style covers and a Bob Dylan harmonica performance, building a hilarious "Fly on the Wall" theme on the fly.
  • “Dana and Dave, we're just a fly on the wall down the hall of SNL.” (14:54 – Fallon)
• Music as a Connection
  They reflect on the musicality fundamental to both Fallon’s and Carvey’s comedic voices, citing bits like “Choppin’ Broccoli.”
• Notable Moment:
  Fallon demonstrates the subtle differences between Dylan's and Neil Young's harmonica styles (14:05-14:46).

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3. Game of Impressions & Comedic Legacies

• Impression Parade
  The group fires off a blitz of celebrity impressions including:
  • The Beatles, with a running joke about Liverpool being obsessed with pudding (22:34 – Fallon/Carvey).
  • Norm Macdonald, Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Carson, Regis Philbin, George Carlin, and more.
  • Fallon’s note-perfect take on Adam Sandler:

    "His impression has three levels…he used to do that guy…then he goes second version…” (37:57 – Fallon)

• SNL’s Highs and Lows
  • Fallon discusses breaking on air during the legendary “More Cowbell” sketch:

    "That’s where I got the reputation for laughing and breaking in a scene…" (71:51 – Fallon)

• Carvey’s Praise for Fallon
  Carvey showers Fallon with high praise:

  “There’s never been anyone with your range and…likability is a twelve...your interview skills, you’re just like Carson.” (53:47 – Carvey)

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4. Late Night Grind & Balancing Joy

• Differences Between SNL & Hosting
  • Fallon explains: daily shows mean bouncing back quickly from bombs, versus SNL’s week-long stewing.

    “If I do a bit that tanks, I have another show the next day...I’ll recover.” (54:31 – Fallon)

  • Both hosts reminisce about navigating the creative process at SNL, with Spade recalling the stress of getting sketches on air (55:11).
• Behind the Scenes
  • Fallon provides a candid look at Late Night’s collaborative “summer camp” vibe and the quest for daily comedic inspiration.
• Going the Extra Mile
  • Spade and Carvey marvel at Fallon’s commitment—travelling after full show days for additional bits, and contrast with Letterman’s later refusal to do remotes (54:15 – Spade/Carvey).

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5. Hollywood Realities, Lauren Michaels, and Showbiz Wisdom

• Lauren Michaels’ Influence
  • Fallon details how Lauren Michaels fought for him to get the Late Night hosting spot when NBC hesitated (49:02), and recounts classic Lauren one-liners:

    “I don’t think you have any problem.” (47:44 – Lorne via Fallon)

• The Peculiarity of Showbiz
  • Carvey recalls Adam Sandler’s advice on the unpredictability of Hollywood films versus the more controlled world of TV comedy (50:23).
  • They riff on the difference between timing in film and the high-wire act of TV comedy.

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6. Notable Bits, Classic SNL, and Audience Favorites

• Reflecting on Legendary SNL Sketches
  • Cowbell: Fallon and the hosts discuss the sketch’s ‘accidental’ classic status and the energy in the room when it aired (71:46 – Carvey, 71:51 – Fallon).
  • Carvey and Spade chat about their personal “room levitating” sketches—Church Lady (Carvey) and “Bye Bye” (Spade and Farley) (73:02).
  • Carvey’s “Red Redneck the Redneck Comedian” and classic impressions by all three hosts.
• Cameos and Celebrated Characters
  • Impressions are woven throughout the episode, with each host jumping in and out of characters in rapid-fire fashion (see timestamps below).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Impressions and SNL Heroes:
  • “I was such an SNL nerd...I would record it every Saturday night...I didn’t want anyone near me, I just wanted to study the show.” (11:43 – Fallon)
• On Dinner with Chris Rock and Covid Revelation:
  • “Do we have to follow Chris on Twitter to find out that we might—we might go?” (09:25 – Spade)
• On Carvey’s Influence:
  • “I wanted to be Dana Carvey…that’s my whole reason for getting on Saturday Night Live.” (10:45 – Fallon)
• On Breaking During Cowbell:
  • “That’s where I got the reputation for laughing and breaking in a scene…” (71:51 – Fallon)
• On Lauren Michaels' Dry Wit:
  • “I don’t think you have any problem.” (implying Fallon will never be too fit at 63, re: Sting, 47:44 – Lorne via Fallon)
• On Fallon’s Talk Show Skills:
  • “There’s never been anyone with your range and your likability is a twelve…” (53:47 – Carvey)
• On Writing Sketches and Control:
  • “You’re crossing your fingers…at SNL, you get on like a fifth of what you hand in…if you’re there [on Late Night], you like something, it’s in…” (55:11 – Spade)

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Impression Highlights and Comedy Riffs (Selected Timestamps)

• Neil Young/Bob Dylan Song Bit:
  14:05 – 16:01
• The Beatles & "Pudding" Riff:
  22:34 – 24:18
• Impression Chain: Norm Macdonald, Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Smigel, Schwarzenegger, Carson:
  26:26 – 40:07
• Dennis Miller Ice Cream Routine (Dana Carvey as Miller):
  29:32
• Sandler’s “Old Stand Up” Voice (Fallon):
  37:57 – 39:12
• Robert Smigel Falls in the Orchestra Pit Story:
  41:00 – 42:09
• Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Irrepressible Positivity:
  33:03 – 33:30
• George Carlin and Radio DJ Voices (Carvey & Fallon):
  65:43 – 67:27
• Regis Philbin and DJ Parodies:
  67:39 – 68:22

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Audience Q&A Segment

• Dream SNL Casts:
  Dana and David reflect on which historical SNL casts they would have liked to join, with Spade leaning toward the original cast for its cultural impact and Carvey citing specific players and the fun of imagining cross-era team-ups. (76:24 – 78:33)

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Overall Tone and Style

The episode is electric and easygoing, characterized by constant riffing, self-deprecating humor, lightning-fast impressions, and the genuine affection shared among Carvey, Spade, and Fallon. Frequent callbacks and signature bits keep the energy playful and the laughs rolling, making this a quintessential “Fly on the Wall” hang—fun for big SNL fans, comedy nerds, and casual listeners alike.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

If you haven’t heard this episode, expect:

• Endless rapid-fire celebrity impressions and musical improvisation.
• Rare behind-the-scenes stories from SNL, late night, and the comedy road.
• Honest, warm reflections on comedic craft, the odd rhythms of Hollywood, and the weird, enduring bonds of showbiz friendship.
• A celebration of the art of “breaking” on stage, from “Cowbell” to Farley and beyond.

Tip: If you’re looking for classic impression showcases, tune in from 13:26-16:00 (musical impressions), 26:26-40:00 (comedic legend riffs), and 65:43-68:22 (radio/Carlin/Regis).

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Notable Closing:
Fallon signs off with characteristic gratitude:

“Thank you so much for inviting me to do the show, we love to have two of my favorite comedians ever on the planet…” (75:31 – Jimmy Fallon)

Carvey and Spade echo the sentiment—a perfect send-off for an irrepressibly fun episode.

Transcript

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[David Spade]

Colbert obviously he's in his final year goodbye tour it's i think it's till may yeah then we've got seth we've got you know we know most of these guys and jimmy fallon is probably the one i'm closest with out in new york i see him every time i go and we had a great show with jimmy fallon what a blast and a lot of people talked about it and it did so well we're going to show it again because we want people to listen to how much fun we had and he was such a blast and we'll get him on again soon but for now i think everyone's going to crack up he came loaded he was ready to go yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

He got his guitar out and quasi theme song of fly as neil young fly on the wall anyway if i if i when i think of jimmy fallon people always ask is he the same backstage in front of the camera exactly the same he's just a personal one man party traveling around the earth hey.

[David Spade]

Yeah he had a great neil young bob dylan riff he he can't he came to play and sometimes you get people on an off day we got him on an on day he tries you know when you get these people on a talk show sometimes they walk through it he did not oh.

[Dana Carvey]

No it's just just pure fun here's.

[David Spade]

So we just all crack up my.

[Dana Carvey]

Impression of jimmy fallon sees a ufo crazy that's my just my sound of him but yeah this was one of our favorites and our favorite people in show business so please enjoy mister jimmy fallon if you didn't see it the first time or if you'd like to revisit him let me tell you something.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Right now let me tell you something when i see something this beautiful i.

[Dana Carvey]

Don'T want to touch it you are he was the host now he's now he's hosted now the host is being.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Hosted i got to touch it oh.

[Dana Carvey]

It'S so beautiful to see the question.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He gives the above.

[Dana Carvey]

Now the teachers become the pupils he's in the hot seat now.

[David Spade]

Roasted dude i can't wait.

[Jimmy Fallon]

To grill you what now are you gonna be hard on me what what.

[Dana Carvey]

Because i yeah we're going this is.

[David Spade]

Like sixty minutes it's like wacky stuff.

[Dana Carvey]

You'Re doing a show tonight and doing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This yeah we got a good show.

[David Spade]

Tonight yeah we are that's very nice of you jimmy because yeah this guy busts his fucking hump this will be.

[Dana Carvey]

On in twenty twenty three but when who are the guests tonight it's glee.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Clark he's the leader of a of a planet xenon yeah so yeah we.

[Dana Carvey]

Have guests from the culture yeah from the pentagon hey that microphone's as big as his head look at that fucker.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know because he's rich that mike.

[Dana Carvey]

Not not as rich as you spade.

[David Spade]

Bullshit if i had his money i'd throw mine away money begs silver spoon.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey money bags yeah life was easy for him you know what i mean.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah he grew up with two spoons.

[David Spade]

In his mouth all my cash is tied up in most of a bitcoin.

[Dana Carvey]

I told you jimmy next time i come on your show i'm just doing a french accent the whole time i'll tell you now i'm never gonna stop.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You won't stop just come on just do a french accent the whole time.

[Dana Carvey]

Stop remember that thing we did last time we were out there as two like european guys yeah it was my.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Favorite thing ever i was just cr i couldn't stop i didn't want it to stop i could have done it for a half an hour are you.

[Dana Carvey]

Talking about the legends thing you're the greatest no you're the greatest legend you're.

[David Spade]

A legend yeah yes legend is thrown around a lot these days for literally i like when people go i saw this thing about grown ups they go all you guys are the goats i go do you know what goat means i think goat is one does people do people know they just put a go to moticon they're too they're too easy with that go to motor you.

[Dana Carvey]

Just you just you just put it make the a you're the best of all those goats you know you're the.

[David Spade]

Goat of the goats.

[Dana Carvey]

Also goats you know anyway thanks for coming on yeah my first guy said can we get fallon for this podcast they said the word was no way so it's your i'm your new nickname is dream guest right and you just run with that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'M ready for the one are we started is this or no we're half over now oh god i had a.

[Dana Carvey]

Great time you i have a heart.

[David Spade]

Out one minute before your heart out how about that power play i have.

[Dana Carvey]

A heart first yeah my whole life.

[David Spade]

Is a hard out dana when i do a podcast i go all right thanks guys right in the middle of an interview they go thanks what i go later and i go what the going on i go i feel like.

[Dana Carvey]

I'Ve told it all david said we've tortured you enough we got a guest going downtown dave we'll let you go because we've tortured you enough but we count david johns and the amount of little protein bars he has because he's.

[David Spade]

Oh wait i do need one heather can i get some green juice yeah yeah i got to stay awake for some of this all right so yeah sorry here we go i have a i have a real thing to start.

[Jimmy Fallon]

With what do you what do you want like to have like are we going to do like a whole thing where you just go like hey guys welcome back to flying the wall we're.

[David Spade]

Here with the no have you heard this dog we just it's we just.

[Dana Carvey]

Later oh yeah we do it we.

[David Spade]

Do an intro at the beginning where we kiss your ass when you're not here oh good and then but listen dana here's a funny story about me and jimmy i know it was gonna.

[Dana Carvey]

Be about you and jimmy it's jimmy.

[David Spade]

On imdb it says i'm one of jimmy's friends that's nice that's true i.

[Dana Carvey]

Put it on there the rolodex king.

[David Spade]

David and when i go to new york jimmy the three comedians i call are jimmy and chris rock and quinn and one time about a year ago oh my god that's a fun group so we all try to rally you know jimmy's really good at rallying out jimmy's so busy and he always rallies for dinner or something so we went out to liller and oh jimmy you were shooting at coney island or something and you go i'll try to get over after i'm done with an hour.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Away from where but that restaurant was so loud that night do you remember.

[David Spade]

Yeah i know yeah i hate here was the other here was the other catch yeah so first of all you somehow i go i go guys jimmy might come if he can and you beat me there that was one funny part and then when we're in the middle of dinner and i'm just plotting how i'm not gonna pay most of the dinner that's all i think about and then we all leave jimmy and then do you remember two days later what do we see on twitter yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Chris rock announces on twitter he has covid we don't get a text we don't get a phone call so spade and i call each other and spade's like wait do we have to follow chris on twitter to find out that we might we might go luckily i.

[Dana Carvey]

Do follow him and i do know about that online yeah and then we.

[David Spade]

Ask him he's like what yeah you read about it didn't you i go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well yeah but that was insane between.

[Dana Carvey]

A rock and a hard place good night yeah it was never been done.

[David Spade]

Before i think that's the whole story most that story was just to say.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We had dinner do you and do you end up using any bits from the dinners whenever we hang out it's.

[David Spade]

Sort of a it's sort of a compilation of what all you guys said and it goes into my act.

[Dana Carvey]

John mulaney said on this podcast he's looking for stories and david does that too like if someone follows him in a mcdonald's he's got a ten minute chunk so he likes stories yeah he's a.

[David Spade]

Storyteller guy asked me straight up for my mcnuggets straight up no bullshit just give me your mcnuggets yeah why not.

[Dana Carvey]

He'S gonna go into it and i.

[David Spade]

Said no i stood my ground jimmy you think i'm a pussy but i stood my ground no didn't you you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Gave him one i gave him one.

[David Spade]

Yeah i know the story jimmy i know he knows the story legendary it's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Legendary it's on it's on your imdb.

[Dana Carvey]

Page let's see if we let's see if we can do something about jimmy's beginnings that he's never been asked that's kind of interesting no chance might be impossible i did a deep dive you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Did i can't believe i mean i love both of you guys so much i can't even tell you i want to go into your career and your stuff and everything you've done to influence me you know i wanted to be danny carvey i wanted to be that's my whole reason for getting on saturday night live and that was my whole.

[David Spade]

Thing oh you said david spade wrong.

[Dana Carvey]

I think that's age that's age related because david that's age i wanted to.

[David Spade]

Be danic david i was sitting behind read through with a knife well yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

You were you were my you were my surrogate you were my stand in sometimes i do the church chat rehearsals david had to get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking which i thought just for a few.

[David Spade]

Minutes can you sit in there dana's.

[Dana Carvey]

Resting but jimmy you were twelve when i got on snl and that's what i call the peak formative year it's like when i was listening to monty python or whatever gets in your brain at that age and through high school so i appreciate you bro thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I can't even tell you how much i would i was such a snl nerd i would record it every saturday night i would be by myself i wouldn't be i didn't want friends over i didn't want anyone around me my parents i didn't want anyone near me i just wanted to study the show and watch it and i videotape it then i remember like my favorite sketches and then i would go to parties like whatever the next week or whatever and i would bring videotapes with me with the best clips of snl like i was like a human youtube just going or watch this part and watch this thing but i mean i was like i loved chopping broccoli there she.

[Dana Carvey]

Went downtown but can i tell you she's a lady i know if i didn't know her she'd be the lady.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I didn't know i didn't know did you ever put that out like is that out on spotify or something no.

[Dana Carvey]

The only thing i want to say which was mind blowing a few years back when i did your show and then i just it wasn't my idea but all of a sudden they go jimmy wants to do chopping broccoli with an orchestra remember that it was fucking crazy so that was the mic drop of chop broccoli there was a string orchestra and then i was playing chop barkley on a baby grand i had a terrible hair day because new york water just flattened it but anyway that's just my but i chopped broccoli and i took it really far she chopped she chopped up i think that's twenty that's a twenty minute bit in my standup as you can imagine but anyway that's so you jimmy we do have a kismet there's a connection to this musicality of what we do and the way you do impressions and everything i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Brought a guitar i mean i'm in my office so will you play something.

[Dana Carvey]

For us that'd be that'd be awesome.

[David Spade]

You know dana while while jimmy's futzing around i have to say that if you're on snl and you can play an instrument jimmy's like the perfect snl guy he plays an instrument he's marginally good looking he.

[Dana Carvey]

Sexy as one of.

[David Spade]

The voted one of the tallest hosts of the year and he's got a harmonic it's fucking god oh i know he's for the people at home i.

[Dana Carvey]

Know he's going to do that supernatural he's either going to do he's going to one of three either dylan lennon or springsteen which are all brilliant dillian.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dylan'S one but i thought maybe neil.

[Dana Carvey]

Young too oh neil young deal yeah just give me anything this this i'm being entertained now by my guests neil.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Young play the harmonica like he plays it differently than dylan dude neil young plays harmonic like with the song so he's like.

[Dana Carvey]

There something changed yeah it's good now yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Can you hear it.

[Dana Carvey]

Now now we hear it perfect okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right so like neil young neil young plays the harmonica like with the.

[Dana Carvey]

The yeah with the with the with the notes yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So it's like.

[Dana Carvey]

David and dana.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Sitting in a tree dana and dave we're just a fly on the wall down the hall of snl.

[David Spade]

That'S pretty good.

[Dana Carvey]

Snl snl dana and.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dave did anyone ever call you dave.

[David Spade]

Some people do you have to get you have to get in the real.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Tight circles and then dylan's faster dylan's.

[Dana Carvey]

Like yeah a lot of up and.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Back he hits the highest note of the harmonica and just screams it so.

[Dana Carvey]

Like yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes yeah.

[David Spade]

He runs out of stuff he hits the harmonica yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Exactly when you run that lyrics have.

[Dana Carvey]

You heard rough and ready his latest album rough and ready bob dylan yes guys brilliant is it good soon after midnight is a masterpiece but he's got.

[Jimmy Fallon]

His new voice which is well yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

That'S what i mean that this other voice i don't i haven't really tried to do it but it's pretty special it's really soon after midnight and i got a date with a fairy queen with the fairy queen i love seeing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Him and see him in concert because sometimes he doesn't feel like performing and he's just out there and he's going like oh man this is weird and then he's like how does it feel and you're oh i love this song.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh my god.

[David Spade]

Yeah that's what he.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was singing the whole time he accidentally.

[David Spade]

Stumbles into a hit and then he's like mad he did because he's not torturing you enough one of our friends just saw dylan here in la three nights ago and was taking bootleg clips but i guess it's i guess it's interesting but i think they said he did like a forty five minute song.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh i got a pop quiz for jimmy and david what is the one song from his big hip hits in the sixties where he stylizes his voice in a in a certain way lay lady lay yep now and i know.

[David Spade]

You can do that now let me guess.

[Dana Carvey]

It'S kermit the frog a little bit yeah you know somebody lady lay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But i love that he experimented with that he's like this could be my.

[Dana Carvey]

Voice yeah you know and then it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wasn'T but it was a big hit and then like neil young oh huge neil young kind of had one song where it was more rocking and then he realized his high voice is where it's at because no one has that voice like i love rocking in the.

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[Jimmy Fallon]

Did you do impressions of everyone on the staff of sno not really.

[Dana Carvey]

Like yeah who would be the big ones higgins mike shoemaker.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Miami could you do cast members could you do spade.

[Dana Carvey]

Hey buddy.

[David Spade]

Yeah i'm not going to be reduced to noises today gentlemen so.

[Dana Carvey]

I was opening the door i walked in david is an actual good sound effects guy but he doesn't lean on it it just comes out they're woven in jimmy i do you you do i just do a sound just sort.

[David Spade]

Of that's pretty good that's the best.

[Dana Carvey]

Impression of me it's when you're very very excited so i'm very excited it's just a sound of exuberance which i was thinking today here's a compliment you remind me of the beatles oh jesus wow the early beatles because what they.

[David Spade]

Told me i reminded you of kaja.

[Dana Carvey]

Googoo you were kind of chaka khan but anyway we'll talk later because the early beatles just just projected so much fun and joy it was just irresistible and that's what you do i appreciate.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It you know it's very interesting you know growing up in liverpool we live at pudlians you know and we'd never eat pudding you know and you think we'd ever live in pudding you know but that's what pudding is different you know in england it's not the same you know it's not the chocolate you know vanilla you know strawberry the whole.

[Dana Carvey]

Town was just eating pudding you know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Because it was called liverpool his old town was eating pudding you know i'd.

[Dana Carvey]

Ring up george so you want to go get some pudding i gotta say.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Some right john would come over hit me over there with his guitar like let's go get some pudding and that's how we wrote paperback writer john would.

[Dana Carvey]

Just come in and bang me on.

[David Spade]

The head turned into paperback writer he.

[Dana Carvey]

Smashed you with a guitar we sit for a blow and that's how it's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

John will come in he'd hit me over the edge you know and say let's go get some pudding that's how we wrote that's how we wrote the whites album you know funny part i.

[Dana Carvey]

Haven'T heard he banged me he popped me over the head with his guitar.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He said plunkin let's do a plunker you know we got into that song so we didn't know what we were going to do so i looked at george you know i hit george over the head with the guitar and next thing you know we have you know.

[Dana Carvey]

Sergeant pepper and you know john and paul were the primary songwriters peace and.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Love of course they were the great deal of peace and love they were peace they were which one was peace and which one was love we switched.

[Dana Carvey]

Back and forth they were me brothers.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Sometimes john was love sometimes john was peace and then sometimes paul would be love and then i'd say hey love and they both turn around and i bonk him over the head with a guitar and that's how we wrote octopus's.

[Dana Carvey]

Garden you came up with a octopus.

[David Spade]

Garden.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Spade do you remember you made me laugh last time you were on i was giving your intros and i was like he's blah blah blah he's an emmy award winning actor and i go is that right spade and you're right behind the curtain you go yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah that's right that's it that's that tone david uses no i do there's.

[David Spade]

A lot more going on with me i can't be reduced to simple noises and yeah i was the most complex comedian on the planet yeah but thank.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You i remember we went to that one that that thing that event.

[David Spade]

Oh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We went to this event for howard.

[David Spade]

With howard stern oh i did stand.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Up yeah and i was like ah david can you do that the bit the skiing bit and you're like all right you're like dude i don't i don't take requests but like no i.

[David Spade]

Did take requests and i did do it you did do it no that was fun i was a charity gig and you were that was so fun it was scary because there was a.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Lot of people you cried that night it was unbelievable but the big crushes man what was in the scheme because they're like your friends want to go on the black diamond trails and you don't you like i don't want to i'm afraid of that i don't like.

[David Spade]

I want to go they say it's easier to teach you if we all go down from the top it's just a ditch me so i say no i got the map i want to go down the green ones we're going to stop we're going to start on pop tart and then they go no we're going down devil's ball sack here we go and i go no no no that's a hard one we're going down listen i mapped out we're going to go down jelly bean into kitten paw kitten paw and then puppy love and then mother goose it's sort of challenging but not overwhelming nope hitler's abortion here we go two by two everyone line i go no no no we're.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Going down hitler's abortion is the name.

[David Spade]

Of the trail that one sounds hard yeah that one listen it's always good to work the word abortion into your.

[Dana Carvey]

Act it's always great they always put.

[David Spade]

A smile on everyone's face but did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You do norm did you do impressions.

[David Spade]

Of norm yeah hey hey oh yeah no norm we we did a gig i think i told dana this or maybe i told dennis we did a gig me dennis miller and norm did a gig right before the pandemic and he was like david he's always he reacts too much to nothing you know what i mean like you go norm is it you know the show starts.

[Dana Carvey]

At eight eight o' clock.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That is.

[Dana Carvey]

Exactly him yeah and then you go.

[David Spade]

There was an earthquake in oklahoma he goes when today i go no that's a big deal there's an earthquake here.

[Dana Carvey]

Eight o' clock why would they do.

[David Spade]

It at eight i go because it's the most obvious time in the world.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Worst time yeah that's like the worst time for people to do a stand up you know eight o' clock you.

[David Spade]

Know because you know my my my neck's all fucked up because the flight there and i go fuck and then dennis goes spudly why don't you go last like it's a big favor i go and follow you two assholes you guys kill i think dennis was technically.

[Dana Carvey]

The headliner sakes i got the jet waiting on the tarmac i'll do a cute twenty okay holdy and i are.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Going chimichago he came dennis came on the show he killed by the way he was so funny i'll tell you the bit he did that made me laugh but he was backstage he was backstage i was gonna say hi to dennis dennis miller and i put i never wear cologne but i put a little cologne on before i went to see him not that much i did a little little like a little mist of like and then i dove under it i kind of yeah dolphin i.

[Dana Carvey]

Dolphin dove under it i dove under it dolphin under it movement just barely.

[Jimmy Fallon]

On so i go maybe doesn't and i walked in i go of course dennis evolved he goes gosh jimmy fallon smelling like paco rabanne over here jimmy.

[Dana Carvey]

Did you get the reference it just sounds funny what is that from is it is it from the fifties jeez i feel like vinnie nicknock of the detroit lions in nineteen nicknock yeah the the onside he always had a joke.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That he never did but he's like it's so quiet it's like the soundtrack to a chuck chaplin film my chuck.

[Dana Carvey]

Chaplin chucky that's real or joke or.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No no no it's a fake one.

[David Spade]

That he never does he sounds very.

[Dana Carvey]

Does anyone ever call you jim crank six going on jim fallon tonight yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Jim jim love an interesting story i'm working on a new bit okay it's.

[Dana Carvey]

A james dennis it's a james bond.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Film okay it's called bitcoin finger okay bitcoin finger he loves only risk he loves risk that was his joke he did on the show made me laugh.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh really is that true oh my.

[Jimmy Fallon]

God bitcoin finger he loves only risk is what he was singing he was.

[Dana Carvey]

Singing oh man oh he's the funniest.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We do him all the time he starts laughing in the middle of his bed and he starts talking to you.

[Dana Carvey]

Christ cha cha oh i just do him just to soothe myself give me a topic anything i'll filter it through dennis of anything just ice cream mint chocolate chip mint chocolate chip okay that's front loaded isn't it all right can i have some mint or do i have the chocolate they're competing with one another all right last thing i need is a confusing scoop of ice cream.

[David Spade]

All right how many chips do i.

[Dana Carvey]

Fucking need i'll give jimmy a tip topic all right jimmy the grocery store.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Right okay why do we have to go to the what why does produce have its own section the produce section okay there's not like a cereal cereal section's like we don't get a section we don't get a section the produce gets its own section yeah what am.

[Dana Carvey]

I glico yeah oh they have glico.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The bag boy hey glico the bag.

[Dana Carvey]

Boy why in christ's sakes we gotta have six hundred different kinds of cereal okay fifty was it enough all right i guess twenty nine no i want to pay variation i want to pay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

An extra two dollars for the organic apple don't really see the difference hey.

[David Spade]

Do i want to round up for ukraine where's that fucking cash going come.

[Dana Carvey]

On let's be honest pioneer qantas okay who's up front a koala bear okay okay yeah good twenty nine hours to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Melbourne paul hogan in first class going that's not a knife this is a knife yeah just yeah just eat your.

[Dana Carvey]

Freaking sandwich i actually did i submitted a thing at snl that didn't get on and it was alligator mcgee it was a takeoff on crocodile dundee or alligator something and everything was bigger he goes he goes that's not a refrigerator this refrigerator and it's like twenty times bigger that's not a lamp they said.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Lamp you know what no that's not a lamp didn't get on i did a bit once on the show with schwarzenegger where we were doing qvc hosts and i wanted to talk about this new slicer or something like that and he wanted to talk about the chopper we had like a veggie chopper and he's like all so he can go like get to the chopper and i was like no we gotta still talk about you know we have this new iron it steams your clothes wallet iron's like get to the chopper and it totally tanked it didn't really work get.

[Dana Carvey]

To the job he came on the.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Show one time i go you smoke cigars right he's like yeah i love the cigars yeah so i go how do you smoke a cigar because i don't really know much about them but isn't don't you like you have to like don't you lick it and then you you cut it and lick it.

[Dana Carvey]

Last you don't you don't lick this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Guy do the what you do you don't licking the cigar you don't listen.

[David Spade]

To this guy with the licking.

[Dana Carvey]

So positive there is no problem in life with arnold that's why i love i actually with one of my brothers i say what would arnold do you know like if the if the if something's late like the cab's late that's all right we walk a couple blocks we look around we see a better cab and we actually get a faster ride to our destination you know i love his positivity if we go up the.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Mountain there's a probably we can make a zip line out of the vines and just zip line down to the.

[Dana Carvey]

Place that's right we forgot our skis so we get the wood from the forest we chop and we make wooden skis we strap them together with the panty hose or whatever we have and we go down the mountain we take.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The spank we take the spanx off and inflate our spanx to make a hot air balloon so that we can fly to the destination we get off much faster and better for the environment.

[Dana Carvey]

And we give rides for children the children going we make lots of money in all these things oh where's he going speedy he took a break jimmy can you remember the catchphrase that we had when i hosted in like nineteen ninety nine you were i know what it is this is why i knew jimmy and i had the same sense of humor because i was a running gag of me being cocky you know hans so the whole idea was and the show was doing fine but all week long i would just say reference to the current snl so long golden era goodbye well good nominations good so goodbye it shows oh so long memorable.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Characters goodbye emmy nomination peabody awards farewell no what was the one we you did this the kind of redneck character last time you were on with mike.

[Dana Carvey]

Myers red rednecky red red necky the redneck comedian i actually have a couple in case you asked for for that that's my favorite thing i'm red redneck the redneck comedian my i i said daddy what's for dinner he said on a sing shingle i said this day just keeps getting better and better come on get some come get some come get some i went to the doctor he said we got to amputate your left foot i said can i keep my right foot he said sure i said come so no matter how naked.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He'S not even a joke my mama.

[Dana Carvey]

My mama said what do you want to do with your life i said i don't know live in a shack drink beer all day mama said don't ever dream too big red because you always end up disappointed it's all about the common geese yeah you got to.

[David Spade]

Get to it don't make the joke too long because everyone's waiting for come.

[Jimmy Fallon]

On gets home it's like sometimes they're.

[Dana Carvey]

Not jokes yeah sometimes they're not really jokes the first one was kind of a joke i met my sister only because mama turned me down come on geese home like that we're back okay i'll give you one carson one carson because you like that one too yeah i love it johnny carson getting pulled over for drunk driving nineteen seventy two oh sorry officer i didn't know i was swerving i had two strawberry boom booms at the hickory hut that's it sorry didn't i was swerving i had.

[Jimmy Fallon]

A i had two mandolinis no no i had two at mandolinis it's yeah it's at mandali it's that's two somethings at somebody's right strawberry boom boom tomato i had two i had two i.

[Dana Carvey]

Had two rubies silly goose up with.

[David Spade]

A twist i had a purple nurple.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I had a silly goose over admit i had two silly gooses at mandolini's.

[David Spade]

I kate mandolini's remember kate vandolini's oh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah chris rock took me there years ago and paid for my meal and i i had no money jimmy do.

[David Spade]

Chris rock you do him.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What what are you gonna get to auto you gotta eat or you gotta just stand there what what are you gonna why would you even give me a menu just eat just give me what people eat what something like that i like.

[David Spade]

When he goes i used to bust him for repeating everything he goes obama and then everyone laughs then he goes president obama they laugh again he goes.

[Dana Carvey]

Barack i go let's go what is.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It your act is only twenty minutes is what you said yeah exactly barack obama obama the president yeah the president.

[David Spade]

Black guys won't eat the pussy black guy will not eat your oh the.

[Dana Carvey]

White guy will oh the white guy he will so that's not even exact that's made that up okay we're getting.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Blue now how about all right sandler could you everyone does sandler no you.

[Dana Carvey]

No you do i i just would you audition with sandler let me do my every time adam is mentioned on this podcast i just go tha bath oh so i just did it so he'll be hearing this but you have the best sandler you did him on snl speaking i did in my audition.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Because i loved it because his his impression are like three impressions in one three levels yeah he used to do that that guy you know i was talking to my mother the other day and you know my mom would always say and then he then he goes the second version like she would always.

[Dana Carvey]

Say hey why don't you take the.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Laundry down and my dad would say sh.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh my god that is so great that is oh that is casual.

[David Spade]

Sandler old stand up voice is good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Old stanley like the cat that is.

[Dana Carvey]

A brilliant observation i remember i i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was buzzing into my grandma's apartment i'm pressing the buzzer and she said who.

[Dana Carvey]

Is this who is there and i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Said it's it's adam it's adam your grandson who charles manson oh yeah charles.

[David Spade]

Manson oh i don't want you to.

[Dana Carvey]

Come in i don't want charles manson i don't want to i don't want to oh yeah i had a vix.

[David Spade]

That'S great i was sick my mom was rubbing that vicks cold stuff on my chest and then her eyes connected and i go hey mom we're just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Friends right that's a good bit oh.

[Dana Carvey]

My goodness that's a that's his bit.

[David Spade]

But i can't get his voice how.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you do how do you do smiggle smiggle's close to sandler smile interesting because he's like jamie he's kind of.

[Dana Carvey]

Like sandlery very low key yeah very low key let me hear i was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thinking well i was you wanted you want to try that that's good right.

[David Spade]

He says laughing yeah oh here's my smile jimmy when i'm pitching him when i was at snl and i'd pit go in his little three foot wide office where they're writing killer sketches yeah and i'd knock and go hey do you want to help me with this and he goes what is it and he has a nervous laugh because he doesn't want to do my sketch so i go it's about a guy who does this this and he goes i don't think i don't think i could do that i don't think i like that one.

[Jimmy Fallon]

In the nicest way laughing.

[David Spade]

At you he's so nice but he's kind of laughing nervously like how do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I tell him and he would just.

[Dana Carvey]

Look off into space and start laughing you ever seen him do that where he's just he's in the room and he just staring at the wall or something and laughing looking up i love.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Making him laugh though because when you do make him laugh i made him laugh once he never put it in a sketch but it was like how does dracula what if dracula was a comedy writer and he was like judging the laughs so it's like he's like and then you tell another joke he goes i'm i like the the other one where do you do the muah and i go how about this joke that's mwaha it's like judging that but i was at once we did it he does those charity things they're really.

[David Spade]

Great night of too many stars for.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Autism autism and i did a bit with tina fey and we were in radio city or someplace and it had an orchestra pit in the front and he came out and he had a laptop with him and he's you know he's got his glasses on i go what are you doing what's up what are you doing smuggle and he goes oh i'm i'm changing all the i'm changing all the fucks to shits because we're airing on comedy central so we can't say dirty words so i'm changing all the the fucks to shits or something i go oh cool or whatever so i'm doing our bit with me and tina and i see smiggle backing up and he's typing in this thing and he backs up and he falls into the orchestra he falls like six feet down into the i go holy crap i run over i go spike are you okay dude what's up are you he looked like a jerry lewis would look like if he fell it was like a like an out like a chalk outline chalk outline of a body his glasses were broken and the laptop was in three pieces and i ran down i go dude oh my god are you okay buddy and he goes without missing a beat he goes change all the two.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh my god that's too funny by the way what.

[David Spade]

A dumb note no one's offended by.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Like that was his last words yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Wow that was i'm gonna laugh about that even more later that's gonna go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Do you're you're always busy and you need you need sustenance you need nutrition you need protein i'm gonna blow away.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

No chai is always an interesting kind of flavor i find shy because it's spicy and kind of sweet you know i mean you just have to try it you know you got your matcha and your coconut acai asahi i i now pronounce that properly i call it.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

Stuff yeah all good all good stuff.

[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

Know so it's like a guiltless thing where you go i'm hungry i don't want to just eat some trash garbage.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah so it's something healthy like this and then it just smooths you out calms you down and you don't have to you're not like all jittery and.

[David Spade]

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[Jimmy Fallon]

I went to a concert with lorne we went to go see sting and paul simon and and it was it was an amazing concert so they're playing together paul simon and sting and paul simon you know is probably in his seventies i think and so he just looks like paul simon in his seventies and sting is next to him and he's just jacked yeah muscles fit and it's yeah he's got like a t shirt pulled down like a john barbados kind of wrinkled and.

[David Spade]

Then he's a badass and he's just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Looks and he's playing bass he's just got veins coming out of his muscles and so i came in i went and got two beers and a couple hot dogs and i give it to lauren and i go how old is sting and lauren's like he's probably sixty three or something i go i don't think i ever want to be in that good of shape when i'm sixty three and without missing a beat loren goes i don't think you have any.

[Dana Carvey]

Problem.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No you go oh wait what's he saying i'm sorry he goes i don't think that'll be a problem something i'm trying to say i go i don't ever want to be that i don't want to be in that good of shape when i'm sixty three years.

[Dana Carvey]

Old it's not something you have to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Worry about yeah i don't think you have to worry about that that do.

[Dana Carvey]

You have other lauren isms because i've done some on this podcast but he is he's a philosopher and i don't know sometimes if if they're original because they're so brilliant or he gets them from elsewhere but do you remember you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Would do danny you did guess which paul oh he's like well i'm having dinner the other night guess which paul.

[Dana Carvey]

That would be paul mccartney.

[David Spade]

Dana wrong paul provenza what's the you know that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Joke how do you get to lauren's house what's the directions to lauren lauren's house i don't know you go up to main street and then you go ride ride ride ride ride that's funny.

[David Spade]

All right jimmy do you feel like.

[Dana Carvey]

You'Re lauren underestimate the value of water.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do i feel like i'm lauren's best.

[David Spade]

Friend out of all the snl people.

[Dana Carvey]

You'Ve worked longer with him if you had snl and then the two late shows and now so you've worked closely with him as long as any but twenty five years or something yeah he's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The great yeah i would say definitely we all love him my best friend but i mean he if it wasn't for him i wouldn't have gotten late night nbc didn't really want me they wanted someone else that's crazy and i.

[Dana Carvey]

Remember when i heard you were available and they were thinking how about that that's so fucking perfect i was like if you felt like doing it because you know we were leaving i was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Leaving snl and then conan had signed something where he was gonna get the tonight show in like six years or.

[Dana Carvey]

Something five years yeah something like that like such a fucked up thing i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Never heard of that happening they didn't.

[Dana Carvey]

Want they wanted to keep jay but not lose conan that was the compromise.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah so i remember i was leaving snl and lauren goes well do you ever want to maybe host a show you know you could take over conan in five years and i go i don't know if i would do that i mean i think i'm gonna be you know big hollywood star he's like but i'm like i'm gonna go do movies or whatever and he's like and tina fey was in the office and she was like i think you'd be great at that you're like irish and you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone that'd be right up your alley that's.

[Dana Carvey]

All it takes yeah and all the stuff that you got to do on the talk shows that weren't totally snl friendly they were just different long dance numbers and we'll go over those in a minute but it was like but.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So then i go and i try movies they didn't work same same and.

[Dana Carvey]

Then i'll tell you something that sandler had said to me because i had clean slate and trapped in paradise and i know you had too as well and i had things i was developing with smigel and other people but sandler at one point said to me siddles up you could do it paradigm carvey they don't they meaning the people making movies that aren't us they don't really know how to do it they don't know they don't really know how to make it where to put the camera what to be funny you know wow i never forgot that yeah because you said something once i found fascinating the idea of you get to the set at five thirty and you do the thing and the blocking and the master shop by four ten hours later you've said the line one hundred fifty times two hundred times and now you're gonna say it for the movie it's not.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Even english it's not gonna sound like dude i peaked at like ten in the morning you want me to be funny now i'm so exhausted i'm like i can't be funny and like then it's movies just weren't my thing at all but then so then lauren i go he goes five years later and he goes remember i asked you that thing i go yeah i go well let me ask my wife because now i'm married so i go okay so i asked nancy and she's like you got to do it you got to do it i mean look at the list i mean letterman conan and you that's a great list you have to do it even if it doesn't work so she was like i'll move to new york and so i said yeah i want to do it and then nbc was like yeah we're not sure we want to be in the jimmy fallon business really what the fuck all.

[Dana Carvey]

Your snl stuff and your talk show.

[David Spade]

Appearances when did you host the video music awards because i thought you did a great job i go oh this is a whole new thing like you were perfect for that yeah that was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Playing your guitar two thousand four or something like that or two thousand two or something like that one of those.

[David Spade]

Was that during snl or right after.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That was during snl oh no that was right after snl that's why i was leaving to do movies and stuff.

[David Spade]

Because that was like a good all.

[Dana Carvey]

But you were in smash right away right when you got on that late night show i mean pretty much right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well it worked yeah kind of smash.

[David Spade]

Was a strong word dana yeah smash.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Is a strong word.

[Dana Carvey]

I'Ll say stuff that i say about jim jimmy when he's not around there's never been anyone with your range and you're you're you're so versatile talent wise there's no one no i'm going back to steve allen and then also your your likability is is a twelve and then your interview skills where you make it all about the person you know you're just like carson so i thought you were like made out of a factory and then tall and handsome i was like and he can play guitar and he does dylan and he can do neil young better than neil young and you two couldn't make it tonight and he they think they're the roots and jimmy are better than you it's like it goes on and on so yeah i felt you were made out of some kind of german factory we should make the greatest talk show host in six foot two shack voices jack likeability shack let him go release dancing i heard from somebody a little birdie told me me that when you and justin timberlake are out there doing all your choreography with the choreographer that no he can't you you get it in one take like this woman does like ten steps and you're like you can do that too so that's my mic drop on complimenting jimmy fallon i'll take the mic drop.

[David Spade]

From danny carver and jimmy's willing to travel to coney island for bits that's right because when they do like i always tell them when i come new york i go so you do the show which is already like a beating just a long day and you have to be very present and focused and we're gonna do this we gotta rehearse this bit and then sometimes after the show you travel somewhere and pre tape something yeah it's like jlo wants to go on the jungle gym and we got to go to you know long island for this bit and then you got to do bumper cars with chris.

[Dana Carvey]

Hemsworth thirty years in letterman stopped doing that right when you get to hit thirty you know christ sakes into that fourth decade i think it's a hard out at five thirty all right i mean that that's how are you pacing yourself i think is the question right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

David yeah yeah i don't i think you know there's something about this that's fun that's different than snl is because it's every day so you know snl if you did a sketch and it was and it tanked you had a week you have a week to be depressed you know and you're like oh that was awful so embarrassing this one if i do a bit that tanks i have another show the next day and i go oh i'll work recover.

[David Spade]

Tomorrow well you also have full say like at snl's read through then you're crossing your fingers and you get on like a fifth of what you hand in if you're there you like something it's in you don't like something it's out that's kind of that's kind of good at least you go with your strength you go i can i think i can make this one work we.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Got great writers we're in a good groove right now we got some great writers here and good producers it's like oh it's super fun it's like you know when it's when it's really fun it's like kind of camp almost like summer camp everyone's together and i got a bit and i got a bit and i got a thing and it's like that's exciting for me and so every day i come in and you go oh that's such a dumb idea but i love it let's do it because it'll make me laugh right and.

[David Spade]

When you go on the show dana knows for the audience you're very helpful so you know it's a fun atmosphere you get backstage you come back a second and and then you go out there and if i'm stumbling through a bit you're jumping in helping and making sure everything works so all that stuff helps because yeah you know you want you want everyone to look good and show keeps going but the show keeps going still still still so i guess it's just up to you to figure out one day if it's just too.

[Dana Carvey]

Much jimmy is the only and i've i've loved all my hosts letterman everybody conan all of them jimmy is the only one who i literally could go out and throw anything at him like i said any accent any bit he would just start laughing and just go right at it so that's that is singularly unique and the next time i'm in new york which i got to come out soon because i just want to hang out with you i'm going to surprise you with something don't tell.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Me what it is and don't tell.

[Dana Carvey]

Me because i might decide when i'm behind the curtain when you're introducing me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But i did that to jerry we had jerry lewis on the show and i did that to him and he didn't really roll with it it was weird he was like wait you want to do this now i'm like i'm like let's have the roots play jazz and you do the jazz bit where like you open your mouth and you.

[Dana Carvey]

Point at the back thing oh my.

[Jimmy Fallon]

God that's brilliant which is brilliant i go cinderfellow why not play with it see if it's fun and he goes and he goes he goes yeah he goes you know it's so weird getting older i haven't been in the city in so long actually when he came out he started doing like old jerry lewis voice so he was like first time i was you know and he started it's really really interesting i was like cool and then he goes but i'm older now and i'm in so i'm taking the subway and i'm on the subway and he goes and i see this kid with dyed hair he has spiked red he has a red green a blue hair and these piercings everywhere and he's just and i'm just looking at him and this kid goes what are you looking at you got a problem i go oh wow i go what'd you say to him he goes i said no just twenty years ago i had sex with a parrot i think you might beat my son he was like setting me up for a joke the whole time it's kind.

[Dana Carvey]

Of funny i felt bad for him.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I thought he was getting picked on on the subway and then he was.

[Dana Carvey]

Just setting up this joke really dark.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It crushed it crushed it was so funny he's like no i just had sex with the parrot twenty years ago i think you might be my son.

[David Spade]

That'S a good weird bit though and i actually like it's out of left.

[Dana Carvey]

Field yeah dinner accidentally with the ingenue incender fella this we're going back to jerry lewis in the mid sixties where he is writing directing producing his movies yeah and it was and then so i did watch some of it where he does this long dance on the soundstage and it really is avant garde it's no wonder the french love him i appreciated it so much more i watched it like six months ago i was like damn so that is cinderella.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The one where he's getting in the argument he's the boss and he has a cigar and he's yelling for the jazz it's the best thing it's unbelievable.

[Dana Carvey]

And and and it's it's it might have been called self indulgent then but now it's like it just keeps going and going and going and it just it's it's brilliant really i swear i.

[David Spade]

Thought sandler was talking about doing a remake of cinderfell in the old old days it sounds kind of up his alley he can he can say that's true or not but i remember why did i hear that i think he really just thought that's jared's was funny.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Spade are you are you doing a new netflix movie you know that's a.

[David Spade]

Great question jimmy i'm glad that when i just texted you that you got.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It because you know the wrong missy was unbelievably funny it was fantastic i.

[David Spade]

Loved it you know and everyone i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Recommend everyone i'm like dude you want to laugh watch the wrong missy you won't even believe how funny and everyone's like it's the funniest movie ever the.

[David Spade]

Wrong missy we stumbled upon and i'm finally there was a rumor at the beginning you were going to ask us questions but i'm glad it's finally happening the wrong missing rumor there's a rumor when you're like i want to ask you guys stuff hey man that movie.

[Dana Carvey]

Did two hundred billion minutes or however they keep track i mean it was insane you know.

[David Spade]

Three billion seconds and they go it's the number one movie in the world and you're like i can't believe it they're like we can't believe it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That'S pretty funny and then.

[David Spade]

Like for a week straight they're like number one in the world number one in the world and i'm like who.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was the actress that would play missy.

[David Spade]

Lauren lapkis and she's great moly she.

[Dana Carvey]

Was funny yeah jim carrey s level.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes like just enough just enough to be so funny and not annoying it was like yeah really only done she should have won an oscar she should.

[David Spade]

Have won and really i'm honestly you know jimmy i was thinking that because when tiffany haddish was up for an oscar for road trip was it i was thinking oh it is actually possible like lauren could have been up for that because i mean it's a dart it's r rated and stuff but she was so good and so out of.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The blue never seen anything like it.

[David Spade]

I was so well that i was like why it wouldn't surprise me it would have surprised me because that stuff doesn't happen and it did not who.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Directed who directed that what team was.

[David Spade]

That that was tyler spindell that was from happy madison yeah i know his nephew yeah he's good he did he's doing a new one with pierce brosnan right now but i would do another wrong missy i actually meeting someone today about a movie with lauren because lauren.

[Dana Carvey]

Yeah do a sequel wronger well we're.

[David Spade]

Like bogey and mccall at this point i feel which one's bogey i don't know i don't know who those people are.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That was like an old laurel and hardy bit they used to go like no me and the boss said just like this and he crossed our fingers and he goes which one's you he's like well and he'd point he's like well this one's like yeah which finger is the boss yeah get out.

[David Spade]

Of here by the way enough about me but i did like that thank you jimmy no no problem the also when you guys were talking about neil young i had a confession that you said people have different levels of their voice when i was listening to guns.

[Dana Carvey]

N roses who a lot of you.

[David Spade]

People know it's a new band the.

[Dana Carvey]

Number one song the number one song when he would do guns and roses.

[David Spade]

What did he do that old song roses mama take this badge oh yeah i thought it was two people singing.

[Dana Carvey]

Oh guns and roses with welcome to.

[David Spade]

Because he goes low and then he goes higher you two fools listen to.

[Dana Carvey]

My story all right go ahead dave.

[David Spade]

Checking in i'm revive the boss bruce springsteen a man in his guitar a man who likes to call his guitar.

[Dana Carvey]

His own and here he is he writes dear casey dear casey can i ever play guitar like bruce springsteen and the answer is yes keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars dear casey i'm a bit.

[David Spade]

Of a fuck up is there any chance for me and shit show business.

[Dana Carvey]

Of course there he writes dear casey i'm a complete dick to most people i mean how can i be a nicer person dear casey i read playboy just for the articles dear casey this.

[David Spade]

May be off subject but i wake i whack off thirty five times a.

[Dana Carvey]

Day dear casey i put a fitbit on my left hand and i get no steps i put fitbit on my right hand i get five hundred million what am i doing with my right hand dear casey my socks tend to droop how can i hold them up and keep them from drooping right spencer killer from tallahassee florida i put my.

[David Spade]

Girlfriend'S scrunchie around my dick and balls.

[Dana Carvey]

Is there an easy way to get off blue today what are you doing i don't care what are you doing what are you doing to me what is this a corporate game over here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This guy over there over here over here no get out of here you.

[Dana Carvey]

Get here we go get over here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

First and then get out of here.

[Dana Carvey]

Get over here get over here hey get over get out all right david finish your story now i feel bad.

[David Spade]

Nobody gives a fat about my stupid story about axl rose who's a you.

[Dana Carvey]

Thought it was two people thank you.

[David Spade]

Jimmy you you you trapped that story but that was the one where he goes mama take this mama take this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dad for me yeah wow well give.

[Dana Carvey]

Me welcome to the jungle you gotta.

[David Spade]

Knock on heaven's door because he goes yeah no he goes knocking on heaven's now yeah and i thought that was a different person yeah oh you'd follow.

[Dana Carvey]

The story you're arizona your guts you arizona who are you talking to me.

[David Spade]

Or dana no i like you jimmy.

[Dana Carvey]

You seem cool we're supposed to have dinner tonight you know what dana when you come celebrity hangout ooh oh yeah.

[David Spade]

We are gonna go to dinner me and dana we're cheating on you jimmy.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh it's flying the wall being a hit just changing you guys are you do you act different now and we're.

[Dana Carvey]

Cockier yeah yeah you are and you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Go to hot spots now la hot.

[Dana Carvey]

Spots we go to hot spots c and b scene i'm a man about town making a move in my sixties.

[David Spade]

They go oh you're getting famous no.

[Dana Carvey]

One can do it he's doing check.

[David Spade]

Is we're getting famous how about talking about a show that made you famous.

[Dana Carvey]

I'M like he didn't fade he's as sharp as ever almost eighty i listen to you and smart list they're my favorite podcast oh what about clueless that's david's new podcast.

[David Spade]

I like to go back to the scrunchie around the balls that was a real question my wife.

[Dana Carvey]

Loves this podcast she doesn't like it to go too she doesn't mind people say but you know deep downtown gynecological type stuff and balls and dick maybe.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It'S not a favorite downtown uptown roundbound round down i'm doing george carlin oh yeah later later george carlin george drop.

[Dana Carvey]

The g and you have orange why.

[David Spade]

Are there no blue fruits there's no.

[Dana Carvey]

Blue fruits everyone upload uptown download shrimp big shoes little shoes brown shoes yellow shoes girl shoes boys shoes everyone needs.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Shoes they're not selling the garage honey.

[Dana Carvey]

We'Re selling the garage the king of lists he was he was had an.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Incredible memorized the list and he would.

[Dana Carvey]

Just yeah blueberry yogurt strawberry yogurt vanilla.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yogurt.

[David Spade]

At the end it was like that it was like there's no blue food and you go what about blueberries and he goes okay there's one i.

[Dana Carvey]

Waited on george carlin at the holiday inn in nineteen seventy tell jimmy i brought him a bowl and we and we liked it we liked it no.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I waited on george carlin in nineteen.

[Dana Carvey]

Fifty six and he was doing hippie dippy weather man he's a hippy dippy weatherman he's not a normal weatherman he's a hippie doo weatherman tomorrow's forecast hot.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Tonight'S forecast dark tomorrow's forest far out.

[Dana Carvey]

Man far out man he's the greatest greatest guy ever man what about a guy who talks like this what's your latest my impressions are that just go back i was pat o' brien i did brian like that i did a.

[David Spade]

Yeah o' brien's great dj everything was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This voice i would do welcome back you're listening to z one hundred five.

[Dana Carvey]

Everybody and we're here with yeah with the great david spade david we're just talking backstage i wanted to talk about your movie we'll be right back on the z.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And then you go to they go to commercial and you go david thanks for being here man we're gonna talk about your movie i was so funny on netflix all right here we go we're coming right back and.

[Dana Carvey]

We'Re back here z one hundred five i'm here with david spade hey david i did not like your movie that was terrible and you go wait you just told me before that's basically how you do regis filburn you gotta go there if you're gonna do regis honest to god is there anyone better than jimmy fallon he's very nasal i have stolen your regis philbin i do your regis philbin when i do it and i do data yelling like regis foop that's it you got it i got.

[David Spade]

One jimmy yeah go before i gotta go in a little bit but jimmy we have a hard hour no jimmy when you go on these radio shows like they go dana like you're doing a gig in that town and they go you got you gotta call into.

[Dana Carvey]

The zoo oh yeah yeah tommy so.

[David Spade]

They go like this hey david we got thirty seconds okay we're gonna put you on hold and we pick up it's gonna be jim bobo zip zip a talking zebra a bitcoin a robot and a cockatoo okay you'll know who everyone is okay here we go three two one and you go wait what.

[Dana Carvey]

Am i what's going on i was a i was a dj i was a see if you guys think this is funny it's not but i was a dj in college and i would go i go it's it's it's three thirteen in the city two eleven on the dane rock it was always a different time than the four o' clock in the city three pm on the dane rock i don't know what that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was my moniker it's not bad that's your and it didn't i like it.

[Dana Carvey]

It didn't because you're on your own.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Planet you're on your own thing when you're listening to dane rock dane rock.

[Dana Carvey]

I know i know i like it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It'S three pm three pm in sacramento.

[Dana Carvey]

But it's two eleven on the gym in the jimmy rock and the jimmy rock i used to get just tommy and the bull it's tommy and the bull you know you wake up at six am playing some shitbox club and missing mississippi you know taught me the bull in the eye yeah the grease.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Man remember the grease man oh i.

[David Spade]

Remember greece the grease what about like is dear never pay for a woman's.

[Dana Carvey]

Lunch all right jimmy i'll ask you one last question david get one last question does he get one last one.

[David Spade]

Okay you got one minute i was going to summarize his whole appearance dana.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Usually gets one last question then you.

[Dana Carvey]

Summarize dana what was it like on you know when you're leaving when you're.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The worst question did you do you ever do you ever you ever listen you know howard stern always ends his interviews the best where he's like all right well we've done it all we've said we've said it all right no.

[David Spade]

Jimmy i love howard you've done it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All david david you've done you've done it all you've done it all so we've said it all you've done it all it's great and you sat you.

[David Spade]

Know you're getting pushed out you're pushing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Out the door they're like that's the end of the interview i like his.

[David Spade]

Laugh when he goes oh yeah i.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Can'T even do i used to do an impression of him now it's just.

[Dana Carvey]

Lost that was pretty good can i do my trump not saying anything for.

[David Spade]

You yeah okay well and on that.

[Dana Carvey]

There'S no subject frankly let me tell you you're gonna be seeing a lot of it that i could tell you i mean when you look at it and it didn't work out so great for some of those people you're seeing it all over the place many people are saying we don't want that we're not people who do that okay so when you look at it what they're doing look at all of it people are very disappointed because it's a terrible deal a really bad deal we're gonna be doing something very soon and you're gonna be seeing a lot of it you're gonna be happy like you wouldn't he literally has no subject matter he's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not talking about anything oh that could.

[Dana Carvey]

Fit into anything that's his genius wait.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you have one do you have one come on do you have one question sorry dana how was what was.

[Dana Carvey]

It like on saturday night live david.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you want to sound it no.

[Dana Carvey]

I would say what are you happiest about when people stop you at an airport or on the street and when they mention a specific thing throughout your long career which is the one that kind of go oh you know that one you like that one huh yeah you may not have that at the tip of your brain oh well like.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Cowbell is the sketch everyone asks about oh yeah that one which by the.

[David Spade]

Way not sleep on cowbell one of the best of all time that was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not almost didn't make it to air that was not supposed to make it to air it was in the it was in the what do you call.

[Dana Carvey]

That the space one the before before.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Good night yes it's in the death one it was in the death one.

[Dana Carvey]

With christopher walken yep oh wow walken.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Will ferrell and and and it was it was that it aired probably right at the end of the show like probably ten to one five to one yeah it was five to one it was a weird sketch and everyone was on fire dude everyone was being super funny and it was like my third or fourth show on on the show and i remember wow that's where i got the reputation for laughing and breaking in a scene because it was just everyone was will ferrell was so funny and catan and horatio and then walken was doing like an impression of walken he wasn't even doing himself he was you know we got two what you.

[Dana Carvey]

Know he was like hankering for more cowbell yeah and it started the room.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Started shaking do you know when the room when snl like shaking and it's.

[Dana Carvey]

Hooked yeah i mean i was there that night when that work i did a guest spot or something and i remember it i call it levitated the room like went to another yeah level.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What sketch of yours crushed the hardest that that that levitated the room i.

[Dana Carvey]

Was doing yeah.

[David Spade]

I was there for.

[Dana Carvey]

That i was doing church lady with joe montana and walter payton a lot of sexual innuendo i wasn't my proudest moment but it this old guy came up to me afterwards you know i've been i'm in charge of sound i've been looking at the meters for decades and i never seen them peak like that wow and i said come again what was your crusher bye bye too.

[David Spade]

Many to mention no bye bye and.

[Dana Carvey]

You are bye bye was probably the.

[David Spade]

One that we only did once or twice that that had the most lasting effect and then oh one of the best moments is when farley grabs you by the neck and goes lay off.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Me i'm starving yeah the gap girls.

[David Spade]

Yeah when he goes lay off me i'm starving no wait wait how do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We all do impressions and david you did not do michael j fox oh.

[Dana Carvey]

We do that a lot of shows yeah casually sorry you were introduced david.

[David Spade]

It'S because it's sad i only do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

One no it's not it's the people are waiting for it's the end of the podcast hey sarge hey sarge yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

And casualties of war michael fox michael.

[David Spade]

J hey listen you gotta give me a minute on this here sarge she's just a farm girl she did nothing.

[Dana Carvey]

Wrong.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It'S you should do cameo as michael j fox like you know those.

[David Spade]

Things where you can do it's nine.

[Dana Carvey]

Dollars yeah yeah and you charge a buck everybody say sarge you guys should.

[David Spade]

Do oh none of us are on snl we'll do celebrity cameos you should do on your show do all impressions and everyone does their cameo yeah you know it's funny hey i heard it's your birthday sarge.

[Dana Carvey]

Your birthday sarge you're.

[David Spade]

Gonna have a cat without saying sarge.

[Dana Carvey]

To someone i need sarge you gotta.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Have sarge in there exactly he's talking.

[David Spade]

To sean penn in the scene sean penn attacked a farm girl and you're.

[Dana Carvey]

Getting your kidney removed sarge and i just wanted to wish you the key to getting an oscar is always look like the sun is in your eyes.

[David Spade]

Yeah man oh yeah that is good that's part of it don't give away all the tricks all right jimmy i know you got the show tonight we.

[Dana Carvey]

Appreciate it yeah enjoy the show tonight.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'D love thank you so much for inviting me to do the show we love to have two of my favorite comedians ever on the planet and i just love both you guys so much and congrats on the show and i hope i didn't bore you guys too.

[Dana Carvey]

Much no way such a blast i told david last night on our walkie talkie i go jimmy's just gonna be fun and you were it's just a blast just a blast we get all the questions supposed to ask a lot of rude questions didn't get to them it's just a surprise scare man hey go ahead go to the gal club.

[David Spade]

Surprise some of the cables okay bye.

[Dana Carvey]

Bye thank you bye bye boys hey.

[David Spade]

What'S up flies what's up fleas what's up people that listen we want to hear from you and your dumb questions.

[Dana Carvey]

Questions ask us anything anything you want.

[David Spade]

You can email us at flyonthewalladence thirteen dot com yeah you read it okay.

[Dana Carvey]

This is from linda brandt hi david and dana that's nice hi linda if you could go back and be on any season of snl other than your own which cast would you most want to work with and what do you think you could add to the mix thanks for the podcast i look forward to it almost every week sometimes i'm busy that's too much information so anyway what do you think who would you go back to look forward to i.

[David Spade]

Have a big coat on it by the way if we ever sell merch dana we'll sell just a black t.

[Dana Carvey]

Shirt that's your merch it's called be.

[David Spade]

Simple and black it's called be cool.

[Dana Carvey]

You'Re cool chicks like this if you have a pair of levi's and a black t shirt you're kind of fit like most of our crew is here the ladies go crazy all about the relationship between the shoulder and the hip.

[David Spade]

If i had to go back in time and do an snl cast i think i would probably want to be on that first year just because it was such an explosion of just blew up the whole country and no one saw it coming i don't think i could add a lot to it i'm not a super character guy i just i would just like to be there because it was so cool and it was such a big fucking deal dana.

[Dana Carvey]

Thank you david i think that when i think about people i'd like to play with i couldn't really pick a cast or a season but i'd love to have been in con eds with dan aykroyd or loved done something with bill murray i got to do stuff with phil hartman and mike myers and adam thob althu and all those people whenever you make a list later on you're up at night what's wrong honey i forgot to mention love to be in a a killer sketch with will ferrell i did do one where will is six' four two hundred and thirty and i played his dad bush senior he was bush junior and he had to sit on my lap i'm five' eight one hundred fifty on a good day so that was but the surgery was successful it was a hip but no we did do that and that was awesome i do also well i like everybody i think the current cast is best i hate a grumpy old man and my day was better i say the current cast i would love to go in there with chris redd and heidi gardner and obviously that's all i can do i'm sorry i can't answer the question because it's a fool's.

[David Spade]

Fool'S game yeah you know it takes people a long time to know the cast so by the time you know them well is about the time when they leave so the cast is usually more famous after the show when we were there not many people knew us and then you leave and they go oh that was such a great time meanwhile everyone said we sucked so when we were there and that usually happens they go this cat sucks i wish.

[Dana Carvey]

I'D stayed a few more i could have gone toe to toe with you since we should have done some kind of like hey i'm fricky i'm fracky you know it's a little talk show.

[David Spade]

Characters fricky and fracky could have possibly gone a read through and crushed it hey guys if you're loving this podcast which you are be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app give us review five star rating and maybe even share an episode that you've loved.

[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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[Dana Carvey]

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[David Spade]

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