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David Spade
All right, Dana, it's David Spade and and friends. Welcome to an episode.
Dana Carvey
Thank you. Thanks. I'm happy to be your guest.
David Spade
Oh, I got a great story for you right off the bat.
Dana Carvey
Okay, but first, let's just say there's a lot of stuff going on at our our alma mater. A lot of stuff, a lot of cash Changes going. Some personal things out there. People we know what's going on. So we're going to go over that comprehensively piece by piece, piece by piece. And it's going to be a. A barn burn. But first we're going to do a little catch up because I haven't. I haven't seen him in eight hours. We had breakfast.
David Spade
The SNL stuff. Lots of rumor, lots of innuendo.
Dana Carvey
Intrigue Palace Intrigue. Who comes, who goes. Why?
David Spade
Why?
Dana Carvey
Who?
David Spade
What, where?
Dana Carvey
What do we do when the world asks why?
David Spade
Exactly.
Dana Carvey
You know that JFK during the Cuban crisis?
David Spade
Yeah. No.
Dana Carvey
Could have been Bobby Kennedy senior during the Cuban Missile crisis.
David Spade
But I was a Bobby Kennedy that said that.
Dana Carvey
I believe. I believe. What did we do when the world asks why. But it could have been Jack. Anyway, back to your weekend.
David Spade
You'll. You'll never guess who killed Bobby Kennedy in the kitchen at the Roosevelt.
Dana Carvey
No, I will never guess.
David Spade
See, your hands are hand, isn't it?
Dana Carvey
You're kidding. You're kidding.
David Spade
Is that his name? Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't even doing this joke. I was saying he was a busboy there and then I was going to promote Bus Boys.
Dana Carvey
Oh, well, that's. That's a stretch.
David Spade
I know. I was really trying to link it together. God, my hair's getting long, dude.
Dana Carvey
I know. I don't know what's going on. I would have happened sidewalls. You got kind of a. You're turning into me. It's kind of.
David Spade
Well, start this with this. This is a hat from my gig I just did. It's black though. And it's white.
Dana Carvey
What does it say on it?
David Spade
I can't this Alaska. Do you know where Alaska.
Dana Carvey
Nebraska is a corn Husker. What's in Alaska?
David Spade
Alaska are the blubbers. The blubbers.
Dana Carvey
How that sounds?
David Spade
That's their NFL team.
Dana Carvey
I. I bought it hook line and the blubbers. The. It's.
David Spade
I had a gig up there.
Dana Carvey
It's the Keystone State. Or something to do with mining.
David Spade
Is it? Heather, see if Alaska is the Keystone State.
Dana Carvey
I don't know. It's that but it's something to do with.
David Spade
Heather jumps off Tik Tok quickly.
Dana Carvey
Her Tik Tok is rocking. Okay, go listen.
David Spade
So Dana, I have a gig up Pennsylvania. Oh, Pennsylvania is the.
Dana Carvey
I was close.
David Spade
What's Alaska though?
Dana Carvey
No, another Alaska is just the. The you know what the grizzly or something. Or something to do with the. Yeah. I could get on the tip of my brain.
David Spade
I think it's called the bring a coat State.
Dana Carvey
Is it really that cold? So why, I mean, while she works on this, why would anybody go to the trouble to play Alaska? Like, if I could beam to Alaska, I'd play it there tonight.
David Spade
Right? It's called fan interaction and the people matter to me.
Dana Carvey
Are you? Are you. I'm just gonna say this because you can't say it. Are you?
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Gigantic in Alaska. I mean, is that your. I will say, are you Shane Gillis in Alaska?
David Spade
Yeah. They're appreciative when you come up there because listen, the gig I did was a state based fair. These are things as a comedian, you know, that watch for these early warning signs. State fair equates to. I've done them kids. One problem with state fairs. Oh, Alaska is the last frontier.
Dana Carvey
Okay, that makes sense and it is true.
David Spade
So state fairs. I did one with Gary Shandling, Open Forum RIP that. One of the greats. We did it in Arizona, where I'm from. And it was one of those things where it was one of the events. So it was come one, come all. Everyone could trickle from the Corn Dog hut into there from Indian fry bread, from the Tilta Whirl. They all go in all the stuff. And so it was kids all ages. And I was like, eesh. But it was probably 3,000 people. I proceeded to bomb, unsurprisingly, but Gary did pretty well. But he's pretty clean, I think. Remember, you gotta clean it up a bit.
Dana Carvey
Innuendo, but clean. Yeah, yeah.
David Spade
So this is. You would have killed.
Dana Carvey
Yes. And.
David Spade
But state fair, I thought special. It was intriguing because it's a state fair. But then they said it's three in the afternoon. I go on now, it stays light till about midnight, right. And I didn't know it was outdoors. I didn't really think of that part. So it's very challenging. I kind of liked the challenge of this is a lot. So when I get there about a week ahead, I put it on my weather on my apps and it says where I'm performing is 70% chance of rain. I was like, oh, I forgot about rain. So anyway, long story longer. I go, you have to go through.
Dana Carvey
Seattle layover, not direct, huh?
David Spade
And you know what I hate to say an unnamed. This happens to all airline. I just want a TV to veg out, just kill time, right? They say, oh, this, this flight has TVs. I said, thank God. I get there, it hits me. There's no TVs. And I go, where's the TV? And they go, it's on your phone, silly.
Dana Carvey
So they announced that they had TVs. Yeah. They meant it was because you were carrying a portable tv, I. E. Your own. I think that's false advertising. I'm bullshit on that. What's the. The airline. Let's get sued or sue.
David Spade
It's also called being rat. So I don't want to. I don't want to look and download 18 apps and then get on wi. It's just too much. So it's like taking a date and you go to a drive in theater. And she goes, where's the screen? I go, it's on your phone. You thought it. Why would you think it's there at the drive in on the screen?
Dana Carvey
That's driving theater with a big screen. What era did you come from? When were you.
David Spade
If you want to hold it out.
Dana Carvey
Like this, we go to a field and we look at our cuddle up.
David Spade
And watch Tick tock.
Dana Carvey
Cuddle up. There's some marshmallows, maybe a thing. And you go home.
David Spade
All right. Hat's coming off. Because people got to see the scary hair. So that happened.
Dana Carvey
Anyway, question for you.
David Spade
Also, they have. Go ahead.
Dana Carvey
Ambient sound. So when you're on there outdoor, there's a thunderstorm. Because when I did one for a second, I heard a country western band kick in to the point where the whole amphitheater I was in outdoors could hear them playing.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
So I'm doing my acting. Then the rodeo across the way. It was huge. And Billy Knockno now is on this thousand pound bullet. So all this ambient noise, and I'm going, wasn't that special? Not.
David Spade
God, you're trying to be louder.
Dana Carvey
Well, I just. I just broke down the show and go. Started singing with the band or pretending. But did you have ambient sound? Was sound.
David Spade
Well, I had Bobby and Dan Levy with me, and we.
Dana Carvey
You're like, that's incredible. You have two hours.
David Spade
Well, because. And I have to do an hour. But they. When I. Before I left, I said, hey, Alex manager, this feels like a clean show. Right. That's a little harder. So I got to go through everything. And really? He said, no. They said, no restrictions. I go, are you sure? Because kids are at the. So anyway, we go there. I go over to the petting zoo. They have a little petting farm. Pet the goats and snow cone. Now I got a reindeer dog. And it started to back up on me. About two hours later, I go, I think Christmas came early.
Dana Carvey
A corn dog is called a raindog. Is that it from. Is. That's a corn dog.
David Spade
Reindeer dog.
Dana Carvey
Oh.
David Spade
Because by the way up there, they're like, you should have a bison burger. The reindeer skewers. I'm like, I don't know. I'm not here to experiment.
Dana Carvey
I think you go on kind of a state fair tour because obviously you took to it and you crushed, you.
David Spade
Know, I wound up. When Bobby went on, it was so sunny. We weren't worried about the rain. He had to wear sunglasses because the sun was setting. And Jim Gaffigan had did this gig and he said he had to wear sunglasses, and so I guess they understand it. And then when Dan went on, it was getting cloudy, so he was okay. When I went on, the first thing I said, I went up and then someone put on their poncho. And I go, look at this guy put on their poncho. It's not even raining. And they all go, it is raining. I was like, oh, it started raining. Joke 1.
Dana Carvey
So the audience is getting wet, but you have a thing on top here, like a pavilion, and they're all getting. It's getting into one of the worst. I did Laughlin, Nevada, at same thing with the Raking Light with like 40 people in a 2,000 seat amphitheater with Chris Kattan and Tim Meadows.
David Spade
What's a raking light mean?
Dana Carvey
Raking, like, right in your eyes. Like the sun was trying to go down. It was like, just blinding.
David Spade
So, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Well, I said. And it was raining on him. So I said. The guy backstage who runs it told me it might rain. I said, well, if it rains, they're going to start to leave. And he said, no, in Alaska, we're not a bunch of. And I said that in the crowd went, they loved it.
Dana Carvey
They loved it.
David Spade
Were they, by the way, not one person left. They got rained on. They didn't.
Dana Carvey
It's Alaska. That's what they. They're Alaska tough. They're tough. I like those people.
David Spade
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Dana Carvey
Oh, wow.
David Spade
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David Spade
Whoa.
Dana Carvey
And they have this thing with these giant buses, big heavy eight tire buses, and they go up the 1600ft incline around hairpin turns up to the castle, then you see the event and then you're coming back down. So we sat in the very front and I'm watching the guy downshifting. It looks like you're going 30, 40 miles an hour right at a hairpin turn. There's no guardrails and he's kind of like straining to turn. If one tire gets out, we're trundling down.
David Spade
Trundling.
Dana Carvey
And right before we got into the thing, the guide we had been guided the whole way through A very nice woman. She goes, hey, well, isn't that special? I gave her a hug. And then going down, I was really nervous. My palms were sweating. I was watching the driver. He had a cloth and he was wiping off the sweat. And just so then I came up with this idea, just hit us like a ton of bricks. I don't think it'll be funny on the podcast, but I just did a news report. Ladies and gentlemen, at this hour, the church lady is no more. As if I trundled off the thing.
David Spade
But no church lady went to heaven.
Dana Carvey
The church lady is no more. I don't know where that phrase comes from. And the church ladies and war. But anyway, it was a fun trip, but you should go up there.
David Spade
Where is that?
Dana Carvey
I had central California, you know, it's near south of Monteray, north of Papa Daba, near Paso Robos. It's about a guy with a billion trillion dollars who just kept building and building this giant thing. Charlie Chaplin was there, Winston Churchill, you know.
David Spade
They were there this weekend.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, Cary Grant came by. Couldn't believe it. So did you. I told you that the other day that I use old timey movie star voices when I'm calling Comcast.
David Spade
Yeah, I like this.
Dana Carvey
And they're like, so have you tried turning it off your machine? And they don't know who Cary Grant is. So the whole time I'm just going, yes, I did. I tried. I turned it on and off, but nothing happened. And I'll turn it on and off again, but nothing's happening. Well. Well, they go, well, I don't know, let's see. Do you want someone to come out? Well, that'd be very nice if you could have someone come out and take care of my gum gas.
David Spade
I used to have TiVo that. I have Spectra Vision.
Dana Carvey
And they don't say, who is this? Are you making a fun. This is the way you talk. They just accept Cary Grant completely.
David Spade
We should bring back that talk again because it sounds cool.
Dana Carvey
Actually, it is kind of a very strange accent. And sometimes I. I kind of do Henry Fonda. I'm trying to watch the game. I'm not getting any kind of reception here. And they don't say, hey, are you Henry Fonda?
David Spade
They just work with you.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. So anyway, that's a little fun. Little side note.
David Spade
No, that's. That's it. Other than that, I would not go to that place. It's not far enough for me. I like to go to super effing far.
Dana Carvey
I got confirmation because I said, our mutual manager, Mark Slurvitz. Book me where David went, and I am going to play it in the dead of winter.
David Spade
They would love you.
Dana Carvey
February 1st, it's called the Ice Bowl.
David Spade
That day, actually, Alaska was really fun. And it's fun to see a place that you never, ever go. And it was a good reason to go. And then we drove around and we ate, and everyone kept pushing the salmon on us. Have you tried the salmon? The funniest part was everyone.
Dana Carvey
They all have, like, a Canadian accent, kind of.
David Spade
Kind of. I'm sort of cheating it. But everyone has either New Balance or Roku or snow boots or just boots. It's all boots. And then we leave the hotel. We see the guy in an empty room, the shoeshine guy. And I'm like, who's. Who's got who? Not one person had hard shoes in.
Dana Carvey
That hotel, and he's just a broke shoeshine guy from another era. Yeah, I want to go there. I honestly, I would love to go to Alaska because I'm from Montana, which has a lot of that, but Alaska's like 2.0 as far as underdeveloped grizzly bears everywhere. I mean, you saw the grizzly man guy.
David Spade
It was.
Dana Carvey
It was in Alaska. The guy who just got killed by the grizzly bears because he loved them too much.
David Spade
I've decided I could maybe beat a bear in a fight. If they were declawed then to make it even.
Dana Carvey
Couldn't they just go like that and you'd be dead. I don't even. I don't think they need the claw.
David Spade
No. Because we. We would grapple a little bit.
Dana Carvey
Right.
David Spade
And then it would be fair. And then also, they'd have to be roughly in my weight class.
Dana Carvey
So you would. They would know they were in a fight. A grizzly bear versus you. Declawed. They. They would know they're. They're getting something. You would. You would make your presence known as a physical being.
David Spade
They would try to make themselves bigger. I go, oh, to scare me. It doesn't work with me. It works the other way around. Doesn't work with me because I hit a fly in the shower. I shouldn't even tell you this. I was getting in the shower.
Dana Carvey
Where are we?
David Spade
Okay, I'll save this for next episode. It's too good.
Dana Carvey
Okay, we have.
David Spade
We have pressing news.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, we have pressing.
David Spade
We have pressing news about snl. We're the last people to report on this, nor the snl.
Dana Carvey
We were just there. No, it's happening live in real time. So basically. Well, we can do these in different chunks, there was two big things that caught my attention. Well, three big things. One is the people that they let go that are not coming back. Two is the people that they hired. And then the fact that. Please don't destroy. Please don't destroy. Please don't destroy. So that was disbanded in a very bad.
David Spade
Please don't destroy.
Dana Carvey
Please don't destroy.
David Spade
And they asked nicely.
Dana Carvey
The exit people. Heidi Gardner. Devin Walker. Emil Michael Longfellow.
David Spade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heidi Rosebud.
Dana Carvey
Rosebud Baker.
David Spade
As a writer we had on the pod right before that. And she did feel a bit waffly, right?
Dana Carvey
Yeah, a little bit. You know, I. I just say there's two lanes, there's one lane where you're a little iffy. Is this the right thing for what I should be doing with my resources, my personal talent? Am I getting paid enough to make it worth my while? If you're. If you're the tip of the spear, if you're on the show all the time and you're really killing it, then you don't. You. You want to stay, you know, so.
David Spade
And also, like Rose, but there's also not just her, but there's a mental aspect of, like, can I take it another year? I mean, you know that sinking feeling. You don't know it. I know the sinking feeling.
Dana Carvey
I had a weird time when you're.
David Spade
Not in re, when you don't get anything past read through. And that is the longest week because you get out at Wednesday and you're, like, just staring and you're just invisible because everyone's like, all right, I gotta direct my sketch. I gotta meet with Keith. I gotta put this set dressing together. I want to go to wigs, figure that out, hair and makeup, and talk to the cast, and everything's happening around you. Now you got to start on Wednesday night thinking about the next host, going, what can I write for next week? Because I didn't get anything on as a writer or performer. And I think some of these guys had that problem that if you're a cast member and it's just like, such a mind effort to sit there and wait and wait and watch everyone to be happy for it, and cheerleading because you want to be part of it. And then you just go, shit, I'm not really part of it this week. And then all Saturday and watching things kill, and that's tough.
Dana Carvey
Well, the first time that when I went on years ago, there was just three main male cast members, it was me and Phil and Jon Lovitz left over from 85.
David Spade
Right.
Dana Carvey
And so. And then we had Kevin Nealon and feature a Whitney Brown and so forth. And they became. But it was. It's very interesting how for a long time it's 17, 18, 19, 20 people. And so there's some people if you don't get on the show. Devin Walker had told me this because I was just out there. You were out there Hunter Biden. You became Hunter. You became Hunter Biden. There was no more David Spade. It actually was a great look and you were great. But Devin had told me that when you don't get on the show a lot to your point, then when you get out there and you have a moment, you're not just sort of relaxed because it's like if you don't score here you go back in line. So it can be emotionally violent, depending where you are in the show. Or it could be a magic ride. Nothing likes killing on live television. We can bounce around again. But the one that got my attention the most was the Please don't destroy. Because it's seemed to me they're really popular. They were.
David Spade
Which is the group of three.
Dana Carvey
Sorry, the group of three guys. Ben Marshall, John Higgins and Martin Herlihy.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And they do these short films, kind of esoteric ones, you know, with, you know, Timothy Chalamet or whoever they're in.
David Spade
Taylor Swift has been in them. Like they get big stars in them. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
So that really surprised me. And on a human level, I was surprised that they kept some of them. So John Higgins is not going to be part of snl. You know, he's on. Yeah. Steve Higgins son is.
David Spade
He's not at all.
Dana Carvey
Not at all. Ben Marshall, the taller guy with the fair hair, he's going to be a feature player. And then Martin Hurley, Tim Hurley's son, to be, in fairness, he is going to be a writer, but John Higgins dad is Steve Higgins, who does. Is the sidekick to Jimmy Fallon, the announcer and also writer. Producer. Been on the show in and around.
David Spade
Writer?
Dana Carvey
I don't think so, but he's just been a producer writer there for like 20 years or more. I don't know.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And that's his son. And I don't know all the. How the decisions are made, but that's just on a human level, it's sort of like, you know, it's. Don't. Don't know. I mean, you know, that didn't hit.
David Spade
Me that if they pick up one as a cast member, it immediately breaks them up. And now they're not on the show because they Were only really in those things.
Dana Carvey
And they also wrote. They were. They were writing sketches.
David Spade
Oh, okay.
Dana Carvey
They were writers. And then that was the thing they did. It wasn't on every week. Please Don't Destroy Me short film, but I was on consistently. It seemed me. You seemed to me eight to ten episodes a year.
David Spade
Sure.
Dana Carvey
So, you know, as far as, you know, Martin Hurley, he. His dad's a great writer. Tim Hurley wrote. Is writing stuff with Sandler all the time and did write a lot of movies. So. But these are. They would call them Nepo people, but they're really talented. All three of them work together. I never saw that one was above the other. I thought it was very. They had a lot of chemistry.
New Cast Member (Female)
And.
Dana Carvey
And so that was kind of surprising how mentally tough.
David Spade
That's a. That really is drama. I mean, my gosh.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Because it's so tough there. Anyway. And they were making some headway, and I think they did a Please Don't Destroy movie.
Dana Carvey
They did. And I do think. I'm not sure, but I think they do own Please Don't Destroy. And I think they're currently doing some dates. So we'll say they probably have heels, but I don't know.
David Spade
Oh, my God. So the one guy has to say, I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna be a cast member. How? It's fucking awkward for sure, right?
Dana Carvey
It's just weird. Yeah. It's like the three Dudes and they take Mo Howard, but then, you know, Shem doesn't get anything. Right. It's not literally like that. I'm trying to think of a trio. The Marx Brothers. We're taking Groucho, but not Harpo. I'm not saying it's that, but it is different.
David Spade
They have a fan base. I mean, they definitely. Sometimes they would wait a week for a host or something. Like.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
They would write something and go, oh, when Jon Hamm comes, he'll do this, you know, And. And then to write for the show. But it. So one is gonna be a performer, probably still a writer. One is gonna be a writer.
Dana Carvey
Writer. Martin Hurley. Yeah.
David Spade
And Higgins.
Dana Carvey
John Higgins, he's good, too. Who's very good, very funny. Is just not the show anymore, you know? So it must be just awkward for his dad and everything, you know, So. I mean, he's very talented, and they're all talented. And, you know, everyone at one point is an ex SNL cast member or. Or writer. You. You're always going to be post SNL way longer than you're on snl. So it does happen eventually. And he's got a good foothold as far as being seen as a great writer, great performer, along with his two friends, you know.
David Spade
Right. He could be thrown in movies. I mean, any of them. I think some. One of them was in Happy Gilmore.
Dana Carvey
Too, I think probably.
David Spade
But I don't that is any bearing on who stays, who goes.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. So that's just a.
David Spade
On top of everything else, on top of just that, you know, it's already a full cast. And Heidi, do we know did she leave or was she.
Dana Carvey
From what I know as of this recording, that it was not her idea to leave. Now, I could be wrong about that, but that's what I.
David Spade
That would be a little shocking because she's really one of the core ones, you know, from that show. And she always does a great job.
Dana Carvey
You never know. And it is a hard thing. But I was really, really surprised. I think she's got a. A likability. She can play real straight newswoman, serious. She can play big, broad, funny, physical. So I was surprised by that. She has finished a full eight seasons, which is. Which is right up there. You know, 8 is a lot. 8's a lot. It's. It's.
David Spade
8 is Enough was a show.
Dana Carvey
8 is Enough. Who got their name? 8 is Enough. Based on what you just said, it knew that 8 is a lie based on the. There wasn't even SNL then. But that's a whole another story.
David Spade
I mean, when you look back, Dana, as you were brushing against earlier, when you were talking, the first cast was maybe eight total. Maybe seven or eight. And that's why they were all stars. They're all in everything. And you're like. You kind of look like this person. You do it as we said. Dan Aykroyd, mustache play Nixon. Don't wear a wig, nothing. You're just Nixon. And it all worked when it was up to us. When we were there, it was really fat. And I think it stayed pretty porky.
Dana Carvey
Because right now, once you guys were added and a lot of us were.
David Spade
Different words, it's chunky right now.
Dana Carvey
It's a little. Yeah, there's some blubber. Lean and mean. And now it's chunky and fluffy.
David Spade
They need a little of OIC over there. We gotta kind of.
Dana Carvey
It's a sink or swim. It's a hedge Your bet you. You go or you don't go.
David Spade
It's like reminds me of Hunger Games. You're stick looking out the window. Send in this, you know, like in Hunger Games just to cause Trouble, right?
Dana Carvey
Or Gladiator. Bring in Brutus and see if he can stab anybody.
David Spade
If not, I like when wan stabs him and goes, hey, good luck out there.
Dana Carvey
And he's like, I'd love to get stabbed in the movie just so I could do that moment of like. And then you go, I know it.
David Spade
Hurts and it hit an artery, but I'm still going to be out there.
Dana Carvey
Pull it out. 40 minute finale character would pull it out and then like.
David Spade
Slow motion.
Dana Carvey
All right, so let's just give our props to Michael Longfellow, a really cool.
David Spade
Long fellow Arizona dude.
Dana Carvey
Funny.
David Spade
All these people.
Dana Carvey
Emil was an adorable person and funny out there, you know, so it's, it's. It just. They can't have a 100 cast members. I don't know how these people feel, but I give them my props for being. I was there with all of them.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Super likable. I was there for 10 freaking weeks.
David Spade
Yeah, you moved there and deserted me.
Dana Carvey
But Lauren and I talked a lot next year. Dana, what do you think? Where do you. Where do you want to go? And I said a lot of things.
David Spade
Oh, also I'll say on the new cast, there's only two. I know. Briefly. Okay, Veronica, I'm gonna. Sure.
Dana Carvey
Okay. Who are we looking? Which one's this? Oh, here she is. Here's for a new cast member.
New Cast Member (Female)
Done, done, done, done.
David Spade
She does these goofy videos all the time.
New Cast Member (Female)
I'm done being the beauty standard. I'm done being this is beautiful online. I'm sick of it, okay? I'm sick of this making the money. I'm sick of this making the money. I'm sick of it all, okay? I'm done. I want people to know me for my mind. If you crack the skull open and would be able to read it like a scroll, you would buying some up. I'm not kidding.
Guest or Additional Speaker
Okay, well then what is like.
Cam Patterson
So why.
Guest or Additional Speaker
Why are you posing like that then.
Dana Carvey
If you don't want to be?
New Cast Member (Female)
Stop Kyle sexualizing me. It's disgusting.
David Spade
That's all she does.
New Cast Member (Female)
Serious.
Guest or Additional Speaker
Okay, then stop doing that and say.
Dana Carvey
Like Cherry O Terry Vibes.
David Spade
Yeah, it is funny. She is full bananas. But she does these on Instagram and she's funny. So she. She will be play. She has characters. She also is in tires with Shane and she was on there this season. So listen, she's good. High quality. She'll be good.
Dana Carvey
There's brilliant people that. And she sings soft spoken or on their back which really helps and have a dry kind of quirky way about them. When you see her, she's on her front foot, she's like, she's got a neurotic or she's portraying a neurotic energy with a lot of pop to it. So I can see that.
David Spade
That can pay off.
Dana Carvey
Kate McGinnie vibes. You don't want to put any. You know what, I can see some Sherry o' Terry in there.
David Spade
So yeah, sure. It's a little. It's a little nuts and it. And I. And she sings, which also helps because if you can sing on that show, you're in X more sketches.
Dana Carvey
Oh, she sings too. Okay, well, let's officially wish her all the best.
David Spade
Yeah, wish her the best. And if we were, if we were.
Dana Carvey
Casting the show, we probably cast her.
David Spade
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David Spade
Yeah, Cam Patterson is.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, let's play him there. He's on our friend Tony Hincliff.
Cam Patterson
Three weeks ago.
Additional Speaker or Improv Performer
And let me tell you how it happened to. I was on tinder. It was 3 o' clock in the morning, you know, 3 o' clock in the morning you want to something real bad. So I was just like a. I was just sending out hair Marys like a right? And at one swipe, I just seen some big ass titties. I'm like. So I just went, I want to suck your titties. And she responded, well, come suck them then. Touchdown. So, so I get to the crib, right? And I don't see big ass titties. I see Dwayne the Rock Johnson in a wig. So now I am terrified. I'm scared of shit. So when I get in the house, I lock myself in the bathroom and I start doing research, right? I want to make sure she really elated, right? So I'm in and I'm scrolling and. And I found out she was born related. So I'm like, oh, cool, we can now. But I don't know if y' all notice or not. If you ever a girl you think might be a dude, your research never stops. So 30 seconds in, we the missionary, right? And she think I'm trying to choke her, but I'm feeling for Adam's apple. You ain't me stupid, dumbass. At one point we were fucking. I felt so safe in her strong ass arms. I had to let myself go. I felt free. I felt so free. And we were fucking. And at one point she bitch pressed me out of her pussy and I just went. I was having a great time.
David Spade
Okay, well, is there a longer clip? Cam is. Cam is funny. I saw Cam. I went to the stand when I was in town in New York last time and Tim Dillon was. I went on a show and it was me and Tim Dillon and Cam.
Dana Carvey
Yep.
David Spade
And Tim was hilarious, of course. And then Cam and those two guys are both in Bus Boys and I. I wanted to see Cam because I hadn't really seen him much and I never seen him in person. And he was. He has very interesting take on these stories. He had a story about his sister that was really funny. So long story short, I could see Cam on that show. I Could see it. Eddie Murphy vibes, that kind of stuff. You know what I mean?
Dana Carvey
Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming because it's sort of like tell that story on Update and how much would he have to compromise the rhythm of the language? You can't say fuck. So I wanted to go make love to her, you know, and so that's the only thing I would see does. He must have bits where. It's just. They're. It's clean, right?
David Spade
Yeah. Really rough around the edges stuff. And you know, on Kill Tony, that. That's kind of how the vibe is. But people like that and appreciate it out there. Now. Does it tame him down too much on snl? I don't know. That.
Dana Carvey
I don't know. But he has a very likable vibe about him and a charismatic vibe. So you're. You're compelled.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
There's something about him that's really, really.
David Spade
Yeah, he's a good looking kid. He's charm. So.
Dana Carvey
And he's telling this story that's like. And he's still just really likable throughout. I want some titties and know it's like. But there's something about his utter honesty.
David Spade
Yeah. He knows what he's doing in the standup. And. And there's Tony Brennan. I don't think I know. Maybe I know.
Dana Carvey
No, let's try Tony Brennan.
David Spade
Oh, okay. I've seen this kid.
Dana Carvey
All right. Yeah.
Guest or Additional Speaker
You don't see eight a lot anymore. I think mainly because it's the wrong choice probably is that kids, you can't love eight kids individually. You manage them like a sports franchise, you know, like, you love the overall team.
David Spade
Sure.
Guest or Additional Speaker
But you trade a couple players. Absolutely. We all have these weird individual relationships with our parents and my family. Like, me and my dad are in a fun spot because my dad's a doctor and I don't have health insurance. It rules because anytime he's like, I don't believe in your career, I'm like, dude, same here. Right back at you, doc. That's why I never call. That's out of pocket. Unfortunately, when I lost my health insurance, my dad kind of became my go to doctor. That's not a great relationship to have with your primary care physician. Me and him have to have little medical check ins. He'll be like, hey, you should drink less. And I'm like, hey, you should hug more. Let's treat the root cause, not the symptoms.
David Spade
That's good.
Dana Carvey
Okay. Yeah. That was about him being from a family of one of eight.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
And I was on Fallon. It looked like. I do like he wears a windbreaker too. That's a funny look. It's a cool.
Dana Carvey
He has a bit about that jacket in a different clip. Yeah.
David Spade
Clean cut, good looking kid. You know, they're all different so far. I. I think that. Yeah, he's got a tinge of Mulaney in his looks. Okay. Yeah. Who else? Should we go down and show the rest? I guess I didn't know.
Dana Carvey
There's one more. I think there's. Is there one more? We did Jeremy for the first time. Are you ready for the doubloon?
Cam Patterson
Because we are about to. Set.
Dana Carvey
Set. Oh, what's this?
Additional Speaker or Improv Performer
Hold on.
David Spade
Wow.
Dana Carvey
This feel. This is actually. Oh, really? It's really helping.
Cam Patterson
I feel great. Avast ye, matey.
Dana Carvey
ARR.
New Cast Member (Female)
We no longer respect you.
David Spade
Oh, come on.
Cam Patterson
Listen.
Dana Carvey
Hey, hey.
Cam Patterson
Listen to me, you pirates. I won't be challenged like this.
Dana Carvey
ARR.
New Cast Member (Female)
You sound stupid. You sound like me dad.
Cam Patterson
Listen, I'm not your father. I'm the most feared pirate in all of the seven seas. We're gonna go in there and. And pillage and kill. Who's with me? Damn it. Okay, why does this pirate now sound like he's a two bedroom on Wall Street?
David Spade
So this an improv show. That's kind of. Okay, that's off a show pirate.
Dana Carvey
A throat L. Because I think that they got that and then they improvised it.
David Spade
Yeah, I guess.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Well, that's pretty funny. Okay, so that's the whole. That's the whole squad, I'm sure. And he's probably from an improv background, so.
Dana Carvey
Well, I didn't know it was improv. Complete improv. But yeah, he sort of was. In his eyes, he was having fun, you know?
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And it's always good works, for sure. So it's hard to tell. We wish him all the best. We're not saying we're talent scouts, although, you know, Dennis recommended David, and then Lauren asked me what I thought of David, and I said.
Cam Patterson
What?
Dana Carvey
Why are you pausing? Oh, David Spade. Well, just say if. Yay or nay. I just need an answer, please. I co. Signed you.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And Rob Schneider.
David Spade
No, it's a big. All that stuff, obviously, was the biggest push because they hear stuff on the streets. Everybody gets it from some whisper of like, have you heard about this guy? This guy's good.
Dana Carvey
Seen him in the clubs.
David Spade
You see Cam unkilled. Tony's it. So something happens and someone sees you on Instagram or. And then enough people talk that they take a look, and then your Reps are pushing you, I guess. And then. But if you have people on the inside going, oh, I know this person. They're great, you know, that. That helped me. It helps a lot of people.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. Because there is. There's that thing, but there is sort of like, I think for Lauren is how he's said this before. But does the cast. Will they be friends? Will there not be conflict? Will. Will there be someone you want to have dinner with or hang out with? You know, it's that sort of. You don't want someone who is bringing toxic energy into the thing unless they're a genius or they're brilliant. But most are pretty humbled by that show, even.
David Spade
And this new cast, I mean, I think we can wrap up with this because this show is, yeah, mostly going to be about that today. But I think it's a good mix of those people we just saw. So I think. I think they'll do a good job. It doesn't mean it won't be very dramatic, as always, but I think they have some talent there. And now it's now. Now the fun starts where you got to start writing and go, okay.
Dana Carvey
And we didn't get Ben Marshall, but he's been on there. And please don't destroy. He's the tall.
David Spade
Oh, right.
Dana Carvey
We didn't show light here, but we've seen his. His. His work, his vibe, he's funny.
David Spade
And when is that first show? I mean, it is September. Holy.
Dana Carvey
October 4th. So it's still like a month away of them hanging out there. When you're new and there's. You're around the office for a month, it's very stressful, you know, because you. You know, it's out there where you got to go on live.
David Spade
And we went on a. Were you there when we all went to Mohunk to all hang out, like.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
On a getaway.
Dana Carvey
Cast get together, get us all kind of together.
David Spade
Sandler and bunk beds and Farley.
Dana Carvey
Mohunk.
David Spade
And every time someone talked about Montauk, I thought they were saying Mohunk wrong. I'm like, oh, we went to the coolest plot place, Mohunk. And everyone's like, no one's gone to Mohonk.
Dana Carvey
Except, no, it was a haunted hotel. I did a movie there, and it was absolutely haunted. And Chris Farley was sleepwalking, and we ended up spooning. You know, he came to my room, and it's like. It was like, you know, he crawled in my bed.
David Spade
Sure. You know, there's one quick story then we can End. But Norm said that when we were in that haunted hotel, Farley said, norm, I have to tell you a secret. Come with me. No one can hear. And he goes, all right. Because you always go along with whatever. Farley.
Dana Carvey
Oh, yeah, yeah.
David Spade
And he walks him down. Then he goes, go down this elevator. Then they go, go in this dusty room underneath.
Dana Carvey
And he goes, pat's a girl. And that was it. I love when someone goes.
David Spade
So we'll push our fan questions to next week because I like this talk, but we're gonna come back strong next week. We'll show clips, we'll do news stories.
Dana Carvey
Any feedback on this? We're just, we're just like you. We're fans of the show. And we just sort of went over everything and, you know, let us, let us know your take. And God bless all those people because it's just a lot of the family is your, your, your siblings, whoever. And it's a lot of try to have fun. It never works to say that, but that's, that's the goal is when you're out there, have inside your brain, be having fun if possible.
David Spade
And the people leaving are a little disoriented right now, but it will all be. It's all works out well.
Dana Carvey
They're already. Heidi Gardner's a big talent. She's going to go places.
David Spade
Yeah, I see her on TV every three seconds. She's on commercial.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, she's great.
David Spade
Okay, thanks, everybody. Thanks, Dana, for coming by and doing.
Dana Carvey
My show and thanks for having me on again, David. It's been 200 times in a row. I appreciate that.
David Spade
And we'll see you guys next week.
Dana Carvey
See you next week, guys. Bye bye.
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Date: September 4, 2025
Theme:
This episode dives deep into the recent casting shake-up at Saturday Night Live (SNL), with former cast members Dana Carvey and David Spade reacting to the major cast changes, reminiscing about their own SNL experiences, and offering insights on the new and departing players. The conversation is peppered with the duo’s trademark banter, personal showbiz stories, and analysis of SNL’s ongoing evolution.
High pressure cycles: Both hosts vividly recall the weekly grind and emotional rollercoaster for cast members whose material doesn’t make it past Wednesday’s read-through ([24:20]):
Contrast between eras:
Surprise exits:
Rosebud Baker:
The emotional toll:
Trio split:
Nepotism & talent:
On the emotional landscape of SNL:
On cast size and history:
On how new cast members are chosen:
On the trio break-up:
Memorable Sign-off:
“We’re just like you. We’re fans of the show… God bless all those people because… it’s a lot of… try to have fun. It never works to say that, but that’s the goal—when you’re out there, have inside your brain, be having fun if possible.” – Dana Carvey [49:05]
“People leaving are a little disoriented right now, but it will all be… it all works out well.” – David Spade [49:33]