Superfly #50 - Prison S*X Released on January 10, 2025

Host: David Spade
Co-Host: Dana Carvey
Presenter: Audacy

Introduction

In the milestone episode of Superfly, titled "Prison S*X," longtime comedic duo Dana Carvey and David Spade dive into a myriad of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and pop culture riffs to current events and hilarious impressions. Hosted remotely for the first time, this episode showcases their signature humor, sharp wit, and effortless chemistry.

Personal Stories and Reflections

Airbnb Adventures
Dana reminisces about a memorable Airbnb stay, highlighting the allure of personalized accommodations over traditional hotels.

Dana Carvey [00:29]: "I went down the memory lane on an Airbnb I occupied once, and it was... awesome. It's clean, it was tidy, it was beautiful, it was private."

David echoes the benefits of Airbnb, emphasizing the flexibility and privacy it offers.

David Spade [01:01]: "Sometimes I think if you get into an Airbnb and you see the convenience and all the things, you realize it might really be more tailored for you."

Broadcasting from Remote Locations
Dana points out that this episode marks the first time David has broadcasted remotely, leading to humorous exchanges about past remote broadcasts.

Dana Carvey [01:48]: "This is the first time on our podcast that David has broadcast from a remote location."

Behind the Scenes: Paul McCartney Interview

Dana opens up about her experience interviewing Paul McCartney, expressing her regrets over not delving deeper into topics he preferred to avoid.

Dana Carvey [02:52]: "When I think about it, I regret not understanding the idea that I could bring up topics that he couldn't. Because he's a gentleman."

David shares his perspective on interviews, contrasting the superficiality of typical hospitality interactions with the more meaningful connections possible through platforms like Airbnb.

David Spade [03:00]: "It's hard to say, hey, because it's so personal."

Current Events and Pop Culture

California Fire Crisis
The hosts discuss the devastating fires in Los Angeles, questioning the mismanagement that led to low fire hydrant levels.

David Spade [16:22]: "Why is that? I don't understand what's going on."

Dana humorously suggests running for LA County Supervisor to address the issue.

Dana Carvey [16:53]: "What's your job? Oh, I work for the water department. How are you doing? Just got fired."

Donald Trump's Rhetoric
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to making fun of Donald Trump's speech patterns and grandiose plans to "take over" territories.

Heather Santoro [19:21]: "He's trying to say talk."

Dana Carvey [20:52]: "Donald Trump is so entertaining, I have to say, if you're not panicked by him, he's just funny."

The duo invents humorous scenarios where Trump renames and takes over places like Greenland and Panama Canal.

David Spade [21:50]: "We're gonna take over Greenland. We're going to call it Even More America."

Humorous Takes on Online Platforms

OnlyFans Income Reality
Dana and David dissect the often exaggerated earnings of OnlyFans models, distinguishing between high-earning stars and the average creator.

Dana Carvey [39:02]: "They make $43 million in a year, which is insane. But the average OnlyFans girl makes about a thousand a month."

David mocks the disparity in earnings, highlighting the reality behind the glamorized image.

David Spade [39:37]: "The average OnlyFans girl makes about a thousand a month. That makes more sense."

Sponsored Segments

Throughout the episode, Dana and David seamlessly integrate sponsored messages, promoting brands like Blue Nile, Kickoff, Ethos, and TurboTax with their characteristic humor.

David Spade [30:47]: "$50 off your purchase of 500 or more with code fly@blue nile.com."

Dana Carvey [31:51]: "Get out of town and hold the phone. $5 a month to get started."

Lighthearted News Commentary

Prison Officer Scandal
The hosts comment on a headline about a prison officer being filmed having sex with an inmate, infusing humor into the discussion while acknowledging the seriousness of the situation.

Dana Carvey [35:00]: "There's been a lot of prison movies. I think Ben Stiller did one about female police officers having sex with inmates. So now it's a true story."

Animal-Related Human Deaths
David presents a quirky rundown of animals that cause human deaths, with Dana adding her comedic flair.

David Spade [59:46]: "Cows. Uses. Yeah. Horses even more. Lions and leopards make sense."

Dana Carvey [59:55]: "Snails kill us. Dogs number way above everyone else."

Comedic Bits and Impressions

Dana shares funny impressions and bits, including a parody of New Trump's speech patterns and a playful take on classic characters like Johnny Carson and Popeye.

Dana Carvey [24:29]: "I start doing Johnny Carson getting pulled over for drunk driving. You know, sorry, officer, I didn't know I was swerving."

Dana Carvey [51:31]: "Greenland is covered 80% in ice. So is my wife."

Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Dana and David reflect on their experiences, upcoming projects, and share a final laugh over their on-air mishaps and technical challenges.

David Spade [72:44]: "Miss you, Dana. I'll see you when I'm back."

Dana Carvey [73:00]: "This has been a presentation of Odyssey. Super Fly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade."

Notable Quotes

• Dana Carvey [00:29]: "I went down the memory lane on an Airbnb I occupied once, and it was... awesome."

• David Spade [03:19]: "It's hard to say, hey, because it's so personal."

• Dana Carvey [16:53]: "What's your job? Oh, I work for the water department. How are you doing? Just got fired."

• David Spade [21:50]: "We're gonna take over Greenland. We're going to call it Even More America."

• Dana Carvey [39:02]: "They make $43 million in a year, which is insane. But the average OnlyFans girl makes about a thousand a month."

• David Spade [59:46]: "Cows. Uses. Yeah. Horses even more. Lions and leopards make sense."

Conclusion

Superfly #50 - Prison SX* stands as a testament to Dana Carvey and David Spade's enduring partnership, blending humor with insightful commentary on contemporary issues. Whether they're dissecting pop culture phenomena, sharing personal stories, or delivering side-splitting impressions, the duo ensures their audience is entertained and engaged from start to finish.