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David Spade (0:00)
The Apple Watch Series 10 is here. It has the biggest display ever. It's also the thinnest Apple Watch ever, making it even more comfortable on your wrist whether you're running, swimming or sleeping. And it's the fastest charging Apple Watch, getting you eight hours of charge in just 15 minutes. The Apple Watch Series 10, available for the first time in glossy jet black aluminum compared to previous generations. IPhone XS are later required. Charge time and actual results will vary.
Dana Carvey (0:29)
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David Spade (1:33)
Dana's a little under the weather today, but he's gonna push through.
Theo Von (1:36)
I have a. I have something that you don't want to have. Trust me, this is. I don't want you. You should not have this. But you did. You did. You did go out on stage once.
David Spade (1:50)
And I, I went on stage, as we were telling Kevin Nealon today on the other podcast, that I went out with a horse throat like Laryngre, which is very tough to go out with because.
Theo Von (2:02)
Right.
David Spade (2:03)
You don't really know what you're getting. It sort of kicked in and out, but I definitely gave it everything on mine. I thought it's better an hour before the show to just do it and try it. And worst case, I'd come back or something. But I don't want to send everyone home with their babysitters and they don't even know really, what's wrong. Are you really sick? Why would you Cancel. Because I did that once when there was a real problem and I said, say these apologies. Say this because people are already there. And I was told, I can't go on. So I said, oh, I'm so sorry. Anyway, all they did was send an email to everyone, had a ticket and said, shows canceled. We'll reschedule. And that was it. And I'm like, who wants to hear that after all that? You know, that's a little rough.
