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David Spade
Yeah, Dana, I travel all over and sometimes, you know, you're on the road. Sometimes I get stuck with a hotel I don't love. And what happens is you think, you see a few pictures, we look online, then you get there. And sometimes I was like, I should have tried to do an Airbnb on this one, you know?
Dana Carvey
Yeah. I was on a road trip to Montana and we stopped in Winnemucca, Nevada. And Winnemucca, there's a toddling town, let's just say that wasn't maybe the best choices in Winnemucca. So an Airbnb would have been a much better choice. But I still had a good time in Winnemucca. Don't want to badmouth in town.
David Spade
You know, people can also take their houses and make them Airbnbs. That's the other flip side of that. You know, you go stay at nice ones, but if you have a place, it could be big or small, you know, you never know. So.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. And while you're away, your home could be an Airbnb.
David Spade
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Taran Killam
You look wonderful.
David Spade
Thank you. They pulled me from hair and makeup. They pulled.
Taran Killam
I love, I love authentic. Spade is my favorite.
Dana Carvey
Spade.
David Spade
Yeah. Look at me.
Taran Killam
Yeah, it's awesome.
David Spade
It's a little dark. Yeah, sure.
Taran Killam
Sharp. Good. No, there's texture, there's contrast.
David Spade
Taryn looks the best. Dana looks like the best because it's bright and.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
Do you have the blur background, Taren?
Taran Killam
No, I. It's a good camera, but I do have the touch up filter on.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. You. No pores 26, so I don't know. Yeah, we We're. If we could videotape this. I mean, your new nickname is High School Senior. Shave the beard and go out. Just go out.
Taran Killam
Yeah. The. The beard is fake, so I can get booze.
David Spade
He was a family man that went back to high school.
Dana Carvey
He had a beard when he was 13.
Taran Killam
Invest in Apple. Trust me.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Damn. That's too close to home. I was told to do that 2003 and I told the guy to off. I said, no, take your Apple stock ideas.
David Spade
It will never.
Taran Killam
You're the Dana. You're the anti Forest Gump.
David Spade
Yeah. You go back and get bad advice.
Dana Carvey
What, is that obvious now? You know what's. What's the. We can't tell right now because everything's just like whoa.
Taran Killam
Exactly. It's going to be attack. That. That I don't even understand.
David Spade
I got all my money in female space missions.
Taran Killam
Okay. You're doing very well.
David Spade
One for one.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Oh, that's right. Well, we'll. We could talk about that if you.
Taran Killam
Want, but I just went straight into the divine feminine. Just all divine feminine. That's the future. No, I'd go to space. I'd go to space. Wouldn't you go to space?
David Spade
Sure.
Taran Killam
It's seemingly like the uproar is like how they talked about going to space. Like they weren't. They weren't acknowledging of the jet fuel enough. But I'd go to space.
Dana Carvey
Well, the tension is. Is that any rocket could blow up any second in the.
David Spade
I guess that would make me nervous.
Dana Carvey
And that's the. You know.
David Spade
Oh.
Dana Carvey
Oh, sorry. It was a fuse. We didn't trade it out, you know.
Taran Killam
So if we lost Gail that way, I'd never forgive us.
David Spade
Never.
Dana Carvey
Imagine if Oprah just went full Oprah. If that thing exploded and she started beating the shit out of Bez.
Taran Killam
That's her, like, John Wick movie. She becomes the one A one Oprah army.
David Spade
They try to pull her off.
Taran Killam
Anybody who drives a cyber truck certainly suddenly ends up dead.
Dana Carvey
You want some of this Oprah? But anyway, I like the Jeff Bezos. Everything in his whole ecosystem looks like a dick. Like the spaceship does. The swoop on Amazon does.
Taran Killam
His head.
Dana Carvey
His actual head.
Taran Killam
His own head.
Dana Carvey
Sorry, I don't.
David Spade
His. We surprisingly doesn't.
Taran Killam
It isn't. No, it's. It's more square.
David Spade
Square.
Taran Killam
It's more chode.
Dana Carvey
Like they're rich and famous on them.
Taran Killam
They're fine.
Dana Carvey
They're fine, man. But seriously, would you go on the rocket?
Taran Killam
Yes.
Dana Carvey
Because we could do an SNL alumni rocket.
David Spade
Oh, yeah.
Taran Killam
That's what we should do.
David Spade
All right, troops.
Dana Carvey
Fred Armisen, you'll be in the blue chair.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Who's your dream cast? Like. No. Who's your dream SNL astronaut?
David Spade
Yeah. Who's your dream rocket cast?
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah.
Dana Carvey
Actually, I would cast you as an astronaut.
Taran Killam
I'll take it.
Dana Carvey
Because you could play. You can act and you could play it, and you could play that kind of whatever you call that astronaut vibe.
Taran Killam
I'll take it. Dana. I didn't know this is going to be an hour of my heroes complimenting me, but I kind of is faster.
David Spade
It is.
Dana Carvey
Well, we just. Yeah. You can run, but you cannot hide. Sorry, 10 killion. We're about to.
David Spade
You could use your bland bachelor sort of character to go up in space to be the everyman.
Taran Killam
Exactly.
David Spade
I just watched Bland Bachelor. What was it called?
Taran Killam
Selena Gomez. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. How often does it happen where people bring up sketches that you have no memory of?
Dana Carvey
It's never not happened.
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Spade
It's funny because I said, there's. I will remember everything I did on snl, and I wasn't, like, super sketch guy, so I was in, like, one or two a show, and I still cannot remember half of them.
Taran Killam
Yeah, I remember my first week very well, and Seth being at the table talking about seeing an episode on VH1 or whatever, and he's like, it turned it on, and Amy Poehler was in it. And I was like, oh, I must have been changing backstage. I don't remember this sketch. And he walked onto the screen. He was in the sketch. And I remember thinking to myself, that'll never happen to me. There's no way I will remember every second of this.
Dana Carvey
Well, 127 shows is the main metric that I read, so. Probably because you were ubiquitous on the show. 400 sketches. Yeah, probably maybe 500.
Taran Killam
Half of those high school astronauts.
Dana Carvey
The high school astronaut.
David Spade
That's a addendum.
Dana Carvey
I. I have some film ideas for this dude before we get done, but let's go through his. Let's go through.
Taran Killam
Listen to my transition to do a pitch.
David Spade
I was at the Good Nights. I saw a clip the other day, and it was. It was when Nirvana was on either. I don't know which time, but I guess Kurt Cobain had purple hair and he turned around and started making out with Chris Novosec or Dave Grohl. And it was a big story. And you pant, you pull back, and I'm standing right there, you know, in the back, waiting to hug someone or get it over with not really watching them kiss. And I'm like, I do not remember being on the good nights, and I do not remember seeing them kiss. And that was scary because that was actually something that happened instead of just being in the background of a sketch or something. So I realize it does happen. It's very real. What we're talking about.
Dana Carvey
It is we're getting deep, heavy and real.
David Spade
But I keep heavy and real. Dana's new special, deep, heavy, and real.
Dana Carvey
No, I know someone says that, you know, when you hug people on the good nights, it's kind of interesting. There's a traditional amount of hugging and hugging pressure, and then there's more pressure and longer and like, geez, I didn't know you felt this way about me. It's like Heidi Gardner.
Taran Killam
It's fascinating to, like, she feels that way to everybody. She's a lover. She's a lover. It's fascinating how people project onto the good nights. You know, like, I, I, the only thing I would do is that when the, when the beat would drop in the drums, I would, like, jump into the air. And people caught on to that. But that was like, a fun tradition.
Dana Carvey
Oh, that's cool.
Taran Killam
But otherwise it's, yeah, it was nice. It was. And, and not always on camera. So sometimes you just see a shoulder hopping into frame or whatever. But it's so funny how people read into the, like, oh, look, they're angry they didn't hug.
David Spade
They're angry. Yeah. They skipped. The host walks right by you. Hu. Someone next year.
Dana Carvey
Oof.
David Spade
On camera. Burn.
Taran Killam
Shame.
Dana Carvey
So you would go to the back and then snake your way toward the lens. Or would you snake?
Taran Killam
I, I, it depends. I wish, I wish, like, a regret is I wish I'd stayed in costume more because those are my favorite good nights to see.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Oh, yeah.
Taran Killam
Especially when the 10 to 1 got cut and you're just like, oh, yeah.
Dana Carvey
You'Re Dr. Why, you're.
Taran Killam
Why is there some, like, robot clown.
Dana Carvey
On, on holding a hot dog? And it doesn't make.
David Spade
What did that, what was that dress like a llama? The is.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
When you're still in your costume, you're like, barely made it to good nights.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
Live folks.
Taran Killam
Yeah, I, I do. I love it. Yeah. But in terms of, like, any who hugged me, who didn't like so much of just speaking for myself, like, I'm in my own head about my week. Like, I literally don't care about anybody else.
David Spade
Who did you hug the most, though? Was it the host or was it.
Taran Killam
That's a good question.
David Spade
Oh, yeah.
Taran Killam
Kristen and I overlap. Kristen. Kristen and I knew each other before the show too, so she was always very kind to me.
David Spade
Groundlings.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Big G. The Groundlings are the coolest because they just come in loaded. They've already done sketch comedy.
Taran Killam
Nice.
Dana Carvey
We're stand ups. We're playing greasy spoons and boxes.
David Spade
It's literally cheating when you go to read through the first day and I go, this guy will suck. And then they gotta fucking perfectly buffed out ground.
Dana Carvey
Like a perfect sketch. You can take from Groundlings and put it on 8H and Old Jed's a millionaire.
Taran Killam
You know, it is the best training in terms of like the structure. Like there is no other comedy platform. You know, Second City is. Is pretty close and similar, but Groundlings, especially the Sunday company, is like new show every Sunday pitching ideas. But I love, I love what Chris Rock says about it and that like stand up people come in and they know how to write jokes. That is the difference. That's the difference. Is that like the joke? I. That was something I struggled with. Groundlings are character based. So it's behavioral comedy. Right. Like to pair it down. But. And the standups, I was always so envious and covetous of just knowing you had to get laughs. How to get. That's helpful.
Dana Carvey
I don't know. Joke Spade's a great joke writer, monologue writer, but he's telling a story and then he has all these laugh points. You call him. But. But yeah.
David Spade
Little tiny tent poles.
Dana Carvey
You. But are.
David Spade
My sketches are tougher. Go ahead.
Dana Carvey
Well, the way. What, Tara, what you lean in on is what I still find my. My favorite where it's like I did see one I went through because that's the cool thing. YouTube Best of Taren, you know, so I will go into a lot of them, but the one with Justin Bieber where he says glice and you're. You're totally carrying this sketch with attitude of the asshole brother who's really fudgeing with the data of his sister aggressively and played all the beats and committed so hard that it was just so much fun to watch.
Taran Killam
Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, that. That was a grounding sketch for sure.
David Spade
It was.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
And tell me about it, because I didn't see it.
Dana Carvey
Do a little bit of the attitude so he would know.
Taran Killam
Yes. So the premise is that Nassim brings home a boyfriend from college, Justin Bieber, and he has to meet her older, like way past his prime, still living at home. Brother who like tries to act intimidating but is pretty Pathetic. And Justin's first line is like, it's Glice to meet. Sorry, it's nice to meet you. I meant to say I'm glad to meet you and it's nice, but I said gleis. And then my guy's like, glice. What the hell is Glice? He sounds so stupid. And then throughout the sketch, all these details, it always comes back to glass with the.
Dana Carvey
With.
Taran Killam
And then he can't let me stop. He can't let go of the one thing he has against this beautiful, charming young man who's come home of a jerk.
Dana Carvey
And the rhythm in there, it's like a joke in a way that you're going lies and all that, and then you kind of break it down again. Oh, I'll get me wrong, man. You're cool, brother.
Taran Killam
Yeah, there's like a big laugh in it. That was just me saying, remember. Yeah, Like I said glice and I say, remember, and it happened 30 seconds ago.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
He seems pretty cool, though. Was he fun that week?
Taran Killam
He was, yeah. He was young. He was young and he was. He's entering a fate. But I had, I had.
David Spade
Whatever that means. That's a good cloaked.
Taran Killam
He's. Yeah, he's. It was. It was like. I feel like it was pre roast post, you know, post Belieber documentary.
David Spade
Right.
Taran Killam
But. Yeah, but, but, but, you know, it's so interesting. Like the currency in SNL where I'm so desperate for last. Speaking of laughs. But in many ways it's better to get like a whoop. Like a. To get like the girls screaming, you know, that was like a big, big part of like Timberlake's currency and stuff is like, they're not necessarily howling or side splitting, but they're just like when.
David Spade
They would scream for justice. Did you wave also, like.
Taran Killam
Yeah, exactly. Some of it's for me.
David Spade
Yeah, some of it's for me. It's a kind of a split crowd.
Taran Killam
I won't point to which ones because I'm humble. But part of this is for me for sure.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
All right, well, did you and be.
Dana Carvey
No, no, I just don't.
Taran Killam
Oh, oh, sorry.
Dana Carvey
I got all these lists.
David Spade
We've been on a commercial for the last 12 minutes.
Dana Carvey
We're gonna record. We're gonna start recording. This is called our warm up.
David Spade
Now, you should have talked to Bieber about what it's like. You understand the quick fame.
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah, let me.
David Spade
Let me lay sketch about him. Like, man, I've been there, dude. I just want to give you some advice.
Taran Killam
Yeah, I mean, I started on the show a little bit older. Like, I was 28 when I started, which is, I know that Pete and he, Pete Davidson and Bieber connected and were like, we're friendly for a while. But I was, I was already a dad when I started on the show. So.
David Spade
Weird.
Taran Killam
I wasn't very good at like, the hat, the post hours hat.
Dana Carvey
Weird. Yeah, weird, man.
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Dana Carvey
So who did you overlap? Like, you went in in 2010. So Hater was still there.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And. And Sudeikis.
Taran Killam
Yep.
Dana Carvey
So when did they.
Taran Killam
I was there for. I was there for two seasons with Wig and Samberg and then they left after my second season. And then Bill, Jason and Fred stayed one more season.
Dana Carvey
Right.
Taran Killam
And then. And then I.
David Spade
How long ago Kristen wiig was a 212, you're saying 2012.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
Doesn't. She left?
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah.
Dana Carvey
Hey, time flies, man.
David Spade
I mean, my God, I left in 1888, so I guess it's all relative.
Taran Killam
Yeah, I can see the musket on your wall.
David Spade
Right after the Constitution came out, we had one bit of a about that and then I split, so.
Taran Killam
And live from New York, it's Saturday night Reload.
David Spade
I like when people quit the show for like, they got a commercial and they're like, I'm out.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
I hit the big time.
Taran Killam
And you're like, well, that's it, I'm done.
Dana Carvey
Now they do commercials of sketches while you're watching the show. And I'm only California, the Californian sketch.
Taran Killam
I Go right.
David Spade
We will.
Dana Carvey
We had to. Kevin, Neal, and I were forced to turn down a Nike campaign. Just do it. In 1988, it was gonna be jazz do it. So now they're, like, doing. I mean, I'm so just. I'm jealous, but I'm happy.
Taran Killam
Can you ask him again? Can you hit up Phil Knight and be like, hey.
Dana Carvey
Hey, man. We're still pissed. Still funny. Yeah. Let me tell you.
Taran Killam
We still have the sweatshirts and pillows.
David Spade
They still fit.
Dana Carvey
Hey, man, those guys are evergreen. I wanted to go on the 50th before I got the flu as Hanson Franz, and.
Taran Killam
And I just. It would have been awesome.
David Spade
Oh, you were so missing. Great.
Taran Killam
Yeah, you were so.
Dana Carvey
I think you guys were fully loaded, but thank you. Taryn. I thought you.
Taran Killam
No, dude. I mean, you are. You are a legend, and I don't know about that. So that was felt. It was felt. It certainly was.
Dana Carvey
Did I host the show when you were there and you did a Harrison Ford at read through, which kind of impressed me. The. The attempt. I go, who is this? Who is this kid?
Taran Killam
We got it on. We got it on. Like, I. You did host. And I got to be in a church, lady. Which was. Which a highlight for me. And as Ted Cruz, less of a highlight for me, but. But then I got Harrison Ford on, and I'm such. I'm a really big Star wars nerd. J.J. abrams reached out, and he was editing the first new Star wars, like the one that they brought back, and he said, hey, will you do me a favor? I need a line of dialogue off camera from Harrison.
David Spade
Oh, my God.
Taran Killam
And I can't get him for two months. So we just want it for the real so that it doesn't take you out of it. It's like a special effects thing where you do it.
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Taran Killam
So I got to report you take care of Chewie, you get to the Falcon, and, like, you got it. And he used. He said he used it up to literally the final mix. That was really cool.
David Spade
And Harrison went, who the is this?
Taran Killam
My house.
Dana Carvey
Get out of my house.
Taran Killam
He's the coolest man. He's the freaking. He is the movie star.
David Spade
He goes, get off my plane. Then he goes, get out of my ship. And he goes, leave my coffee shop.
Dana Carvey
Give me back my w. Stop sharing my parachute.
David Spade
Don't even share my password.
Taran Killam
Stop being a working girl.
David Spade
That was a good one. Oh, you were a whore in milk money.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Yeah.
Taran Killam
Why? Stop being such a witness. Can I get a witness?
Dana Carvey
And of course, the. The iconic trailer Chewy, get me out of here.
Taran Killam
Chewy. Chewy. Take care of Chewy. Yeah, Chewy.
David Spade
Your fleas are getting on me.
Taran Killam
But you were great, Danny. You were a great host. And Spade, you've always been so, so kind to me.
David Spade
Thank you.
Taran Killam
First time we met was like the day that the Sandman and I. I haven't earned saying that, but I like to say it because that's what everybody calls him. On Grown Up 2, we came out for a day.
David Spade
Oh, with the, with the car wash.
Taran Killam
The car wash scene.
David Spade
One of the best scenes.
Taran Killam
That was such a fun day. And you were so nice to all of us. And, and Schneider was sitting that one out. You were sort of filling us in on why.
David Spade
And he was sitting grown ups too out.
Taran Killam
He sat that one out.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, I know.
Taran Killam
And then, and then. I don't know if you remember this, David, but at the 40th, you were in the end of the Californian schedule and it was Saturday rehearsal and you and I got to talking and you and I walked up to like the Rainbow Room to the party together and you were telling me like, beat for beat, the Eddie Murphy exchange.
David Spade
Oh, yeah. Did I?
Taran Killam
And you're telling me that. And you're like, yeah. And I, you know, it was stressful and. And we're sitting at Top of the Rock. I don't know if you remember this, but I couldn't believe it. It was like we live in a scenario. We live in a universe. Like we live in like a matrix, like made up. Yeah. You're telling me the story. You're telling me basically the end of the story. Like, Eddie came and then. And he walks in with Brett Ratner. He walks in over your shoulder and made a beeline for you and shook your hand and you were so gracious to each other and it was such a cool moment that like, clearly you made peace and. And it was all good. But I couldn't believe it. I was like, I'm watching. Yeah, like the made for TV movie.
David Spade
I love it.
Taran Killam
Simulation.
David Spade
And he was nice again. So. Yeah, I'm sure he's annoyed by that story. It's so dumb. But it's, it's. It's kind of a good little juicy one. Even though it's too far back.
Dana Carvey
Is it done now? Is it really done or is it still 100? Came up like a few months ago.
David Spade
Don't be surprised if you see the two of us in the space spaceship going somewhere.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Flying in the rocket together. It was so cool. In that moment, like at the 40th like he, like you were the first person he walked up to and shook your hand. He was so cool and it felt good. And it was like, oh, Brett Ratner's here too.
David Spade
You got excited about Brett Radio. Not quite excited, but you know.
Taran Killam
Tell me everything about Rush Hour.
David Spade
Oh yeah. Russia. God, he had it made. Rush Hour.
Dana Carvey
Rush Hour has got back end. Yeah.
David Spade
Chris Tucker to stand up. I just saw Chris Tucker was going to be like Yamav thing in Palm Springs. I'm like, I, I would love to watch Chris Tucker do stand up. I don't even know what his standup is like.
Dana Carvey
Let's. Let's have him on this podcast because he's interesting. He did, he did three Jackie Chan movies. 20 million each for the last two. And then he's been a little mysterious in his own lane. But then he came out recently is doing something. Yeah.
David Spade
Kind of an interesting move to turn down 20 million for something. For literally anything. And then my only fans. When it hit 20, I thought I'd stop, but I'm addicted.
Dana Carvey
You get.
Taran Killam
Now you just do it for the passion.
David Spade
No, I just do it. Oh, you know who's on? Amanda Bynes. You know Amanda Bynes.
Taran Killam
I was on the Amanda show back.
David Spade
I know that was a trick question. I'm only telling you this because she announced it yesterday. But she said which is smart up front. It's not going to be sleazy stuff. Sure, it'll be my day and stuff like that. Which is still interesting because she's very interesting. But it's 50. So I did, I did a little stutter step. Yeah.
Taran Killam
Is that a lot or. I don't know. Only fans.
David Spade
I would say that seems high now. You wonder why they're all making $20 million a year. I don't know how.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
But it must be a volume thing. But.
Dana Carvey
Oh yeah.
David Spade
Amanda, who you worked with, with Wayne, how old were you guys then?
Taran Killam
Yeah, I, it was my first job. Literally the last week of high school. I got, I got cast on her show and so I, we worked together for like three weeks then. And then I went away to college and like I didn't have an agent anymore. I was focused on school and they called me back to do more and they helped me get an agent. Like being on the Amanda show kind of like started my, my grown up acting career and we were friends and then we did a movie together, Big Fat Liar. And she was the best. She was. It was a very important relationship to me in my life. And, and yeah, she's.
David Spade
I Was she like, how old were you when you start. What's the Amanda show? Is she like, 11 or, like, really young?
Taran Killam
She's. She's 14, 15. When she. When she was.
David Spade
And then she got movies, and that was one of the movies she did where, like, she's the man was one. Of course I remember. Is that what it's called? She's the man, the soccer one?
Taran Killam
Yes. Yeah, exactly. Channing Tatum.
David Spade
Hilarious. And I always thought she's so great.
Taran Killam
So she's one of the most talented people.
David Spade
I think she's one of those people everyone pulls for, like, Brittany, like.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
It's a very tough world out here in showbiz, whatever level. And they are. They were at a high level end up. Yeah.
Taran Killam
She seems like that age, too, like, to be a full, like, Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett dynamic and, and. And had the good. You know, she's truly one of the best.
David Spade
Right? Is she good at it? Good at it? Funny. Very cute.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
And it's just such a weird world out here that where. And when they're young. You're right. You just don't know Ariana.
Dana Carvey
They deal with Timberlake.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
Oh, yeah.
Dana Carvey
Talent. Well, I was going to ask you because you think, okay, high school senior, and then you go do that, like in the. In the sort of neurosis, fear, paranoia, whatever. How are you mentally navigating show business? Like, were you super scared getting on SNL or you'd done so much that you maybe were more confident? I'm just curious.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Like, I. I started auditioning very young. Like, I think I was 5 years old when I did my first commercial audition and fortunately was not successful at all.
Dana Carvey
I'm Terrence.
Taran Killam
I love milkshakes. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And your mom took you here or.
Taran Killam
Six sag, Aftra, slightly Buckwald and Associates.
David Spade
That was buckled.
Dana Carvey
Is that really what it was?
David Spade
Sutton Barth and Venary.
Taran Killam
But. But so like, was always adjacent and enough exposure, but. But without any of the trappings of success, thank goodness. And then all the hassle. No worry about that.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Taran Killam
All that 20 million. Yeah. Still working. Yeah. And then in high school, I went to the performing arts high school here in La Locsa and so started doing theater and really loved musical theater in particular, and was going to college for musical theater. And then in that sort of, like, reconnection with the Amanda show and getting representation, I started auditioning again and on a fluke, got mad TV when I was 19.
David Spade
Oh, that's right.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Like, like, just, like, doing lots of impressions of WB stars and stuff. Like that. And then my characters were just impressions of my teachers, you know, that I didn't like.
David Spade
Now who's on with you? That we would know right around then.
Taran Killam
I was there for Sassos last year and Alex Borstein, and then I was with Mo COLLINS and Michael McDonald and Stephanie Weir, Artie Lang, Andrew Daly. Artie had come and gone already. I was like the seventh season, so I was kind of deeper in and was just in way over my head. And like, what is this? And SketchCon. I'm a theater actor. And then loved it so much. And so many of the people, particularly on the writing side that I love, like Michael Hitchcock and Jennifer Joyce, were Groundlings people. So I left MADtv and started taking classes at Groundlings and. And kind of then had my eye on the prize for snl.
David Spade
Did that help you? Knowing a little bit about. Was it similar?
Taran Killam
Yes. SNL and MADtv in that they're like. Yeah, just in that they're sketch comedy shows. But I think, you know, where Mad TV probably had a lot more chefs at the top level, SNL has Lauren Ye. You know, and I think that that's probably the biggest chef of all.
Dana Carvey
He's got an aura. I just have to back up for a second. So you're going to high school. You tell your parents? Well, yeah, I'm gonna go to high school. And you were living in Big Bear, right?
Taran Killam
That's right.
Dana Carvey
So, okay, great. Where do you want to go? I want to go to a performing arts high school, and I want to pursue musical theater. And you knew this at 17, 18. And they went. Yeah. I mean.
Taran Killam
And they were in support of it. No. If anything, my mom was encouraging of it. She. She kind of. You know, her. Her great uncle was Robert Stack and her cousin David Bo is an Albert. Like, she knew. She knew. February 27th. If you can't do the Yamaha Studios, Chris tucker turns down 20 million. No one knows why.
David Spade
Yama Foss duty.
Dana Carvey
But I love anyone who does an impression not. Not well and just says the name. I'm Rubber Stack, you know, and you kind of hypnotize people. I guess it does help. I guess it's good, you know.
David Spade
Why are we saying it like that? The first thing I think is Will Forte. I'm Robert Stack.
Taran Killam
He did that in his audition. He said one of his audition moments for SNL was, hello, I'm Martin Sheen, and if I don't sound like myself, it's because I have a cold. But if you do think I sound like him, great. And that was the whole bit.
Dana Carvey
Well, that's. Will Forte has his own lane. And at snl, he's the potato chip sketch. He was surprised how big a fan I was of potato of that sketch where him and Sudeikis go shithouse over a bowl of potato chips and just full tilt commitment to drama and crying because he thought he took one of his potato chips. It's. Anyway, it's just Phil Ford.
Taran Killam
The best perk of the job is going on the server and seeing like, Cut for time sketches. And he had a sketch called Finders Keepers. It was a season finale and Alec Baldwin was the host. And Baldwin is coming back from the beach and he's like. Like, where's my car? I just parked my car here. And. And Forte has a metal detector at the beach and he's sitting on the hood of his car that's covered in sand and he's like, sorry, buddy. Finder Skeepers. And Alec goes, what are you talking about? That's my car. Get off the hood. And I think there's three lines of dialogue in the full exchange. And then Forte launches into a full song called Find Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers. It's the law of the beach. And the whole. The whole sketch is just. Just this song explaining the rules of Finders Keepers at the beach.
David Spade
And is.
Taran Killam
He gives me so much joy. And it was played to silence. It was pretty quiet, I think. Thank goodness. The nice thing about a musical sketch is the music's playing, so at least seems loud.
David Spade
Like things are happening.
Taran Killam
There's some decibels being achieved.
David Spade
Some decibels happening. Yeah. How sickening when it doesn't work.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
The worst is when you go in there. Like, that's for sure. Cut. But you still walk in the room like this, huh?
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Spade
1%. Do they think it was so funny that no one laughed?
Dana Carvey
They should do it. It was short film of people coming in. Because now they're back on into Lauren's office and. And they glance over and you can tell by their attitude that their sketch is to the right and the camera in the wall.
David Spade
Dana.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
When we walked in and my first time they opened Lauren's. I don't know how they do it now, but we wait outside. It's so thirsty and gross. And I had my Yakov Smirnoff outfit on. My first. My first update. And Dennis was in there for some reason, Dennis was in there. And they opened the door and I see like Downey and I'm all pouring out and Dennis puts his hand on me. He goes, you can take off the beard, spud. And I was like, what? And I walk in there.
Taran Killam
Is that helpful? Is that a nice thing?
David Spade
No, I would have found out in three more seconds.
Dana Carvey
You. But, yeah, you can lose the facial hair at this point, just no one.
David Spade
Connecting eyes tells you something.
Taran Killam
I never housed more handfuls of popcorn than with a cut sketch and small talk.
David Spade
So who's the host next week?
Taran Killam
Yeah, exactly.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. Act like you're not hurt and kind of clap.
Taran Killam
Great. Yeah. Part of the process, not personal.
David Spade
Wayne's World. Cold open, stayed in.
Taran Killam
Oh, good, good, good. No, I wanted to see it again. Good, good, good, good, good.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, I got caught. If my stuff was cut, I just walk slowly over to Lauren, get right up into schnoz, and go, seriously, dude? I don't think so. Come on, man, let's move it back over. Or no, worst mistake.
David Spade
You know, that reminds me when I tried to get a manager. Reminds me of that scenario. And I got Gervitz. But back then, Dana, we have the same manager, and back then, it was between him and someone else. And he goes, and do the right thing. Just call him. You know, it's always, do the right thing. By the way, I never want to do the right thing again, because the right thing never is, like, the fun thing. And he goes, I wish I could have texted him. But now he goes, just call him. He's a big boy, you know, and just, hey, it went. Went another way, because you never know, you know. I said, hey, man, I. You know, it didn't work out. I. I'm gonna try with this other guy, who knows, he might suck. And, you know, whatever. The guy goes, you just made the worst mistake of your life. And I was like, God dang. And that scarred me forever. I was not ready for it. And I was new in showbiz, going, I don't want to make any enemies. He goes, he's a big boy. He was not a big boy. He's a small boy.
Dana Carvey
I still feel guilty about that reaction I have with you.
David Spade
Manager was Dana Carvey.
Dana Carvey
It was. It was.
Taran Killam
Those breakups are hard. I had one of those, too. And I got. What I got was like, well, yeah, hey, you know, like. Like, I'm like, I had to break up with someone I'd been with, and he's like, you know, listen, people get jobs and. And they like to move on and shake it up, and some people stay loyal. And that's okay that you didn't want.
Dana Carvey
To go, oh, we just had a kid.
David Spade
I have Children, Am I gonna be here?
Dana Carvey
Have you seen a picture of my baby? My responsibility, my house.
David Spade
Here's my child.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Taran Killam
Yeah. And here's my chart from my doctor.
David Spade
I'm gonna put him on. Yeah. Tell him. You tell him I can't break his heart.
Taran Killam
Hello, Mr. Spade. I love you.
David Spade
Oh, thank you. Listen, I'm out.
Taran Killam
Never miss an episode of lights out.
Dana Carvey
I would just say, oh, you like lights out? Everyone loves lights out. But I said never. Name a show that makes it easy to cancel. Hey, lights out.
Taran Killam
Sure.
Dana Carvey
You know, yeah, lights out for good. We want to do a show that's like seventh season.
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Taran Killam
Are there, are there versions that have worked of like a negative sounding title that's been successful?
Dana Carvey
No.
David Spade
Dana's positive Deadwood. Deadwood is good. There should be one called Dead on Arrival. That's a good one to critique.
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah.
David Spade
DOA got resuscitated. Dana's got critics choice.
Dana Carvey
Critics choice. My. My special from the 90s. I just called it Critics choice. There was no, no online nothing. And so my sister would call me and be in the TV Guide or whatever. You got Critics choice again, man. Congratulations.
Taran Killam
Awesome.
Dana Carvey
Critics choice four stars. Yeah.
Taran Killam
Me and my siblings know. Know the, the Ross Perot scat like Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?
David Spade
That's funny.
Taran Killam
Like, we knew that we can't.
Dana Carvey
Can I get a Katuna fish? No. What? You. One time, if you want to make it, I distilled it to Ross Perot's James Brown. Can I come in on the one? Can I come in on the one? Can I come in on the one? Yeah. It is just a song, but, you know, to that. One of my favorite impressions all time is your Matthew McConaughey. And I felt the first time he saw it, then the sec. I saw it a second time. And then you were so blessed in the. Well, because.
David Spade
Did you audition with it, Caesar?
Taran Killam
Praise from Caesar.
David Spade
Sorry.
Dana Carvey
No, it's better than even a great impression. It's like a character. It's an extrapolation into a character, and you had so many hooks. And I wish we could just play it right now because.
Taran Killam
Oh, thanks.
Dana Carvey
Don't you get reaction to that? I don't. I haven't seen anyone.
Taran Killam
People. People like that. Yeah, people like that one a lot that. That came out of. Because Everybody has a McConaughey. Like, it's probably not yours.
Dana Carvey
You. You kind of. You. You own it. I. I mean, it was.
Taran Killam
It was watching True Detective, I was obsessed with that first season of True Detective. I know. So indulgent. Out there in the stars, celestial bing bang, shooting around. What do we do when we're. Cosmic light? You know, it's just like him. Just like.
David Spade
That's a good thing.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, that is. All these hippie references and all these little sound effects.
Taran Killam
Yes. And it's. And. And when he won the. When he won the Oscar, maybe for Dallas Buyers or whatever, he's like talking out there to my wolf pack.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Taran Killam
Hunting groups of us, primal, getting the meat roasting on the spit on the fire. But there's plenty of spots on for people to come around.
David Spade
What's.
Taran Killam
Saying. What are you saying?
Dana Carvey
It's fun, but it.
Taran Killam
But like, it. He's always so positive, too. I always liked doing like, like positive energy ones because, like, I. I would struggle if it was a criticism, you know, or if you were like.
Dana Carvey
No, it's.
Taran Killam
If it was a takedown, it's a little bit harder. And that was so fun because he was just being full, uncut, authentic McConaughey. And I remember writing that one. That's one that, like, you know, you sat down for 30 minutes and improvised 50 different wild lines. And, like, people responded to it and then spent six hours and didn't go home and Slept on the floor for my grape stomping sketch or whatever. And of course, that tanks at the table.
David Spade
Yeah, I heard about people.
Taran Killam
It was a bad one. It was, it was infamous.
David Spade
It got out here.
Dana Carvey
All right.
Taran Killam
I was terrible at pitching, too. I, I was really bad at the pitch. And I actually did because I have, like, a small role in 12 Years a Slave, which doesn't make sense.
Dana Carvey
I remember up in that movie, I.
David Spade
Remember that it's like, hi, I'm Cameo.
Dana Carvey
Hey, did you had.
Taran Killam
All right, what are we doing here? We're stealing liberty. We're entrapping people, Regressing. Making America great again. No, but I. So I did a bit for almost an entire season where I would start to pitch the host on an idea. I was like, well, you know, I know you're in a movie with a plane, so that's great. And I thought we could play pilots because, you know, when I was in 12 Years a Slave, what I found about the process, that was most rewarding. And then I'd go really indulgent. And it got some chuckles at first, and then it was terrible. And then Brian Tucker had to tell me. He's like, don't do that anymore. Don't do that. Lauren has said something. Don't do that anymore.
David Spade
Why is he doing.
Dana Carvey
I mean. Yeah, I don't understand all that. That place, that place could be a little.
David Spade
It made Chrissy Teigen uncomfortable, by the.
Dana Carvey
Way, when you did Ted Cruz. I don't think I, I don't think I was hosting that time. I think I, I, I was doing Fallon. And then Lauren said, and you'll do Church Lady. You know, he tells you, it's a Thursday. Thought I thought I was flying to the bar. You'll be in the outfit. You'll wear the church lady wig. You'll wear the dress.
David Spade
You'll wear it on the flight.
Dana Carvey
You'll do clever put downs. And Lauren, I don't want to do it. But then the interesting thing about that was that Daryl came on and did the Trump that we all knew before the new Trump.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Which was great.
Taran Killam
I love.
Dana Carvey
And Darryl was Trump. Looked like Trump. Incredible Trump. But then Trump in 2016, 16, just came in with all these different hooks, you know, and all the stuff we see today. And so that's why he didn't, he sort of felt bad. What was like Trump? Well, it was old. It was Trump from the 90s. You know, it was just very, it was none of the. We're gonna do this at all. These different hooks and we're gonna. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do the bragging. You know, it was all kind of new.
Taran Killam
Yeah. My favorite Daryl one was the Domino's Pizza commercial. He would do this commercial one.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Taran Killam
Like, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you the thing. And they say, oh, Mr. Trump, can you focus the camera? I think I'm gonna focus the camera. I think that was a good idea that I had. Like, it was all that bluster and James, which I just. I just like, I think James Austin Johnson is just a full genius. Like, it's a. I. I would watch his videos before he was hired. Scooby Doo and stuff.
Dana Carvey
I would say for people might get the reference. He's the Miles Davis of that impression. It. It's better than an impression. It's got so many. It's like jazz that you're missing all the hooks. But Daryl's.
Taran Killam
We did a charity event together where he did karaoke as Trump and is just so hard styling in between verse. And it's amazing.
David Spade
He's good at improving with. As Trump.
Taran Killam
He's so good.
David Spade
Very hard to do.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. You can give him any TV show from the seven when he was on our podcast live in. In Texas. He just. Any. Any. The Brady Bunch. And then he's right on Trump. He knows that.
Taran Killam
That. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
So.
Taran Killam
Well, Peter Brady. Peter Brady likes to criticize himself. He's doing it to get friends. I don't need to do that. No one wants to criticize Trump. Yeah. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
But Daryl's feelings were hurt because they went with Alec Baldwin. But I said, that's just a totally different idea and choice.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
And it. So it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be a competitive thing. It's just like, that was just, you know, I think.
David Spade
All right, we. But what a weird thing. Start off with a cast member or start off with a big star. I think that's when Lauren finally was like that. A cold opening with a big star. Guaranteed that's not the host. Is. Helps.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Yeah.
David Spade
Is it fair? We don't know, but it helps.
Dana Carvey
Well, did that. Did that start? Because I just went and did Biden and before I did it, I made sure it was Steve Hook. And this. I swear to God, I would have backed out. I said, does anyone want to do Biden on the cast? And be honest with you me, because Mikey Day was doing whatever. And he. He said, no. No one wants to do it. Trust me. So then I did it. But this. This thing. This thing of like, you know, older cast members and movie stars coming in. Did you, did you have some of that, when did that start?
Taran Killam
It's gone below. It's gone beyond a launching platform. It's, it's now an institution and you have to maintain an institution. And there's a quality to that. Right.
Dana Carvey
I, I can have Bob Lilfey do, do the, the state Attorney general or I can have like Matt Damon.
Taran Killam
Listen, I mean, I, there's, there's so much to, to speak to, to the, the brilliance of Lorne, you know, having just celebrated the 50th, which was like such a joyful weekend, other than your absence, that was definitely the biggest blemish.
Dana Carvey
Hey, man, I'll just say it, I'm just going to say it. 60th. That's all I'm going to say.
David Spade
You already booked a hotel.
Dana Carvey
Tickets, we'll use, we'll use filters. You'll get, you'll get your neck whoopee tape back.
Taran Killam
You have to use real glass.
Dana Carvey
That's the, but yeah, I, I, I maintain, just to start the conversation, that no one else could have done what Lauren's done. And there were so many episodes of Saturday Night Live, intrigue or whatever where the, the masters in charge basically would say, you got to do an hour, you got to pre tape it, you got to change the theme. So Lorne stayed with the brand, but also was very flexible with the brand. You know, as it changed, the culture changed. So go ahead, what were you gonna say?
Taran Killam
No, I completely agree with that. I think that's right. And I think that one of the many aspects of his, of his insightfulness as a producer is, you know, you gotta get people talking about you, and if they're not talking about it, then it's wasted air a little bit, you know what I mean? So I think like a Baldwin hire gets people talking about it. Gets eyeballs.
David Spade
Now you get it.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, we were in the analog stage. Early analog, that it was just a small bulletin board with a few letters on it and now it's blasted on YouTube. So, yeah, the paradigm shifted. Will evolve with the Bowman.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Well, I mean, something I love about your podcast and any sort of like SNL focused podcast is it's this free therapy, you know what I mean? To be like, was I a weirdo? Was I okay, no, there's at least five more people that had a similar feeling or experience. And then, and then also inversely like, oh, no, I was probably a weirdo about that aspect of the show, but I'm really enjoying The Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast too. Because I. For the same reason. But I also feel that those guys, the Lonely island will never get as much credit as they really deserve for. For adapting the format for a new generation.
Dana Carvey
Right. Yeah.
Taran Killam
That's probably the biggest change. Speaking to what you. You were talking about, Dana, of like, you know, maintaining quality, maintaining its brand identity. And yet now there are four guaranteed pre tapes per episode.
Dana Carvey
There's a full studio and they'll get. The hosts will do pre tapes on all day Friday, get them up at 6am and do a whole pre tape all day. It is hard sketch but so that is. Yeah. And Andy and. And his, his lazy Sunday was the.
David Spade
Beginning of going wait, what is this? And then. And you realize right away, oh my God, this is what. Plus he's a good looking dude. Everything hit it was like cool, good looking video. Then people start watching it. You're like, they're watching it where? Like that was beginning of YouTube, I think.
Taran Killam
Yeah, no, I think you're exactly right. In terms of like an injection of relevancy. No one has had a more direct effect.
David Spade
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
I got to get to know Andy better. Just doing the.
David Spade
It was like a Pete, you know, you need a good looking dude in there that.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Younger people kind of go, oh, why would I watch snl? Oh, okay.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Spade
They need a reason.
Dana Carvey
It's just.
David Spade
I got a question for you.
Dana Carvey
It's really smart. I do love musical. I would love to be in one. I just do love when Andy's. Even the stuff he did recently. Not even the stuff he did recently was fantastic. And it is something fun. Were you in one of those pre tape?
Taran Killam
The anxiety video is so smart. And he did it for the 40th. It was great too. The breaking video about, about people who break. They're. They're incredibly smart but enjoyable. I, I love those guys. I respect them so much and I got to. I think like my first week it was like I'm going to be in a digital short. I have made it. I have arrived and I had like one off camera line in a video called Boogerman.
Dana Carvey
There you go. That's snl, you know. Yeah, yeah.
Taran Killam
It's like, okay, all right. They're not all. They're not all lazy Sundayers.
David Spade
But I'd read for Boogerman.
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David Spade
Taren when you when I left SNL, it was sort of have decided toward the end of the season, when Adam and Farley left, it was a little weirder, like vague. Where I had heard later they were fired. I didn't even hear it from them. I heard like two years ago. And when you left the show, what is the way you get information? Is it direct from Lauren? Is it, is it an agent calls an agent or business affairs? How does it work?
Taran Killam
Yeah, my manager at the time called me, but they were doing the Marty and Maya variety show during the summer and I was directing a film that summer, so I was in Canada and I was wisely or unwisely like ready to move back to la, ready to be with my family, ready to kind of be done with the schedule of the show. And I think probably have made it known, not always in the most gracious of ways. And they asked for like an extension that summer. They said, hey, we need more time. We're producing Marty Maya before we made our decisions. And I pushed back. I said like no, tell me now or let's be done. And through people it was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're, it's, they're doing it for everybody. They're doing it. And, and so we said okay, with some caveats of other jobs and like clearing my post schedule for editing the film and blah, blah, blah. And they. So we said okay, two week extension and then three weeks goes by and you don't hear anything. And then, and then like in the fourth week, my manager calls and goes like, I think I've got good news. And they've decided not to pick.
David Spade
You're not going. Yeah.
Taran Killam
How it was phrased to me, I.
David Spade
Mean, at least you're ready to go and you're not totally blindsided, like moving back. Like I would move home every summer, back to la, lose the apartment, everything, because they just would not Tell you. And they wouldn't say, of course, but it's a technicality. They're like, we have no idea. And they wouldn't, you know, encourage you to say you're coming back. Just let us, you know, so. But that is a weird process because Dana. I mean, I don't think Dana had this exactly, but they.
Taran Killam
Dana still has rose petals stuck to the bottom.
David Spade
Oh, my God.
Dana Carvey
Once the came out, you know, it anchors the show. I mean, you know. But anyway, I just wanted to say that we've talked to people recently who just auditioned two or three times, and these are great comedians to get on SNL and really feeling such regret that either they pushed at their audition, and so then when you look at you with a baby and a movie and you'd already. You're already in the hall of fame in my money. Six seasons, you know, so it was just odd because you probably would have.
David Spade
Have maybe.
Dana Carvey
Maybe done one more or not. But it sounds like six is a good run defense.
Taran Killam
And so six was enough for me. I. I mean, everything you just said, Dana, means a lot to me, and I'm very grateful to you for saying it. I've. I've done the work. I've made peace. And I've also really been able to take more responsibility for. For my participation in that. In that it. I got what I asked for, quite honestly. And it's not fair of me to go, like, I, you know. Yeah. But I didn't want it in that way.
David Spade
No. Because the truth is, if it's between, like, two cast members and they're like, you know, this would kill the one guy and you have one foot out the door, they're like, I think he'd be fine with it.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
And we just move on. It makes it easier, I do think.
Dana Carvey
I think so There is sort of. Well, it's a very. It's such a bizarre psychosocial dynamic just for every reason. And Lauren said that part of his aloofness was to protect himself, you know, because everyone would want to go in and what about this and that and so forth and so on, so. But I. I just see it run as a total success, obviously. I mean, it's like, I don't even. I mean, how many people really got on there, really landed and had reoccurring characters? And it's hard.
David Spade
Do you take. You know, I would imagine kind of happened with me where you're so burned out, but after a month or two, when the show's back on, you get your legs back and you're like, it would be fun to go in, but you also, you realize, don't think like that because it's a day to day new host. What are you writing? What do you got? If you could pick and choose when you came on, that's different. But, man, every week is just such a stressful.
Dana Carvey
Well, I would put this in the ether because you were just there and I think you should come on and do Matthew McConaughey for. For a reason that he, you know, whatever lit off a firecracker or something. You know, I think that.
Taran Killam
Yeah, I, I mean, I, I being back for the 50th was. Was truly like healing and joyful. Like, it was. It was really positive. And I, I have to assume almost everyone like me went in with your defenses up, like your dukes up a little bit. And from word one, it was just like appreciation and reflection and gratitude and, you know, swapping stories. And then Mulaney put me in his musical piece for. For one line, which I was not expecting, and that felt.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. What was the costume?
Taran Killam
Yeah, yeah. His pizza rat. Were you pizza rat?
David Spade
That's great.
Taran Killam
I was pizza rat, man.
David Spade
We were there.
Taran Killam
That's history now, man.
David Spade
I think I went as Halloween as pizza rat one year.
Taran Killam
Spade had and. And I've heard multiple people say this now, and it was true. From the first blocking rehearsal, Spade had the laughter half of the entire show.
David Spade
Oh, I love you saying that.
Dana Carvey
Well, we've heard this.
Taran Killam
That's.
Dana Carvey
And that's people.
Taran Killam
Yeah, it's factual. It is factual. Because I was in that sketch. So I watched it. When we're like rehearsing downstairs, not even for cameras, and I gotta feel for it. Everybody laughs. We do it in front of camera. I got it. Every crew member laughs. And that's always the best indicator if something's gonna work, of America just seen it all and they're so.
David Spade
Yeah.
Taran Killam
And every. There was not a time you delivered that line that it did not get a full voice laugh from everybody in the room.
Dana Carvey
And I watched it. I watched the show live and I remember how funny that was. And then I didn't know if Mulaney could quite hear it, but there was this other secondary laugh that's on the soundtrack. You know, the arms is. Because it's so dry and weird and quirky and so unexpected. Because the musical is so effusive and there's one guy which is in the.
David Spade
Stand and it goes on forever.
Dana Carvey
We got it.
Taran Killam
It's a 20 minute slow. So many setups. Part of the stage yes.
Dana Carvey
So you're not the only one who said that. And writers. Higgins told us, all the writers, that was their favorite line of the whole 50s. So there you go, David, listen.
David Spade
To even get a line like you said, to even be in that sketch because you're in nothing when you land. And I said, higgins, don't worry about me. I'm coming. I'm not. And then Mulaney goes, hey, Malaney, might want to throw you in something. I'm like, done. Whatever it is. Same thing. So to get one that actually, like, that was super fun and to be weird enough to go in the audience and.
Taran Killam
Yeah, but. But also so tailor made. Like, there isn't a cast member past, present, future.
Dana Carvey
That was perfect.
Taran Killam
That could have landed it as good as you like. It was tailored to the point where people ask me after the fact, like, I'm telling you in my own life, they're like, so what happened? Did he actually leave, like, during rehearsal and they came up with it? I was like, no. Yeah, that was by design.
Dana Carvey
His specialty, that. That, you know, not pushing.
David Spade
It's very lucky to have something like that where it would fit me because, yeah, I. You know, also the pressure of going one line. They go. And Wally goes, you need a cue card for this. And he's like, rolling his eyes. I go, I guess I don't. He's like, you don't? And I'm like, all right.
Taran Killam
I don't like. And to over dissect it. Like, it's true to your voice. No, I like, this is what we do professionally, but it's true to your voice. It also. It also breaks the fourth wall. So it speaks to it being live. It also speaks to the generate. We're celebrating the gener generations. And, like, this is your thing. This is different from my time. Like, it just was, like, perfectly constructed and layered.
David Spade
I appreciate it.
Taran Killam
And always got the biggest laugh.
David Spade
I love it.
Dana Carvey
There you go. That's a pretty. Pretty nice feather in your.
David Spade
Thank you.
Dana Carvey
It's only the same with that.
David Spade
Because that's the best.
Dana Carvey
Yeah, it is. In the end of the day, you know, it just. When we look back on our time there, I. You know, we never, ever want to do a. A military analogy. It's like being in the Marines. Screens. Forget that. But it is some kind of core because you can get humiliated on that show. You can crush. You can get any kind of emotion you can imagine, and it's hard to get on, and everyone wants to be on it in the comedy world. And so I think I'M sure that was the vibe of the 50th. Like, anyone who did it and did it well, it's just respect, you know.
David Spade
I think the 50th for us, the camaraderie is more akin to like, we were in the Blue Origin together. The space thing.
Taran Killam
We've been in space for 12 minutes. That's.
David Spade
That's how tight we were. The bond.
Taran Killam
Yep. Yep.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
So it's not the army.
Taran Killam
We were all Katy Perry that night. Yeah, we were all Katy Perry.
David Spade
The stress, the ups, the down.
Taran Killam
You have to buckle, you have to unbuckle.
David Spade
We had the training. Well, thank you, buddy.
Dana Carvey
Thank you.
David Spade
Had a great time.
Taran Killam
Thank you. Thanks for having me. Hey, are they gonna pick up that animated pilot we did together or what?
Dana Carvey
Oh, yeah. Taryn and I did. What was it called? We were in a booth somewhere doing this animated thing, and I guess it just didn't go.
David Spade
But it was not the Tina Fey one, is it?
Dana Carvey
No, no, it goes back before that.
Taran Killam
You were like an evil billionaire.
Dana Carvey
I was an evil billionaire. Yeah.
Taran Killam
Yeah. It was precious. There's so much I was hoping that's what this was about, was you telling me up. Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Well, you're.
Taran Killam
But this has been great, too.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. Just one last thing. You're going to be in a show on ABC for the second season. I mean, there's so much show business. Obviously. Understatement of the year. But, yeah, everybody works. Everyone's doing an animated thing or whatever thing, and no one knows what anyone's doing unless it's some massive gigantic whatever, you know, so.
Taran Killam
Totally. Totally. Yeah. No high potential, abc.
David Spade
Oh, high potential. Okay.
Dana Carvey
And you got to do Spam a lot.
Taran Killam
Yeah. Dude. Dude, that was.
Dana Carvey
That was Monty Python the best.
Taran Killam
Well, and Eric was there. Eric was there. And, like, when we first started rehearsing, they're like, well, he may not be around much and stuff. And then we do like a first dress rehearsal, and he's backstage. He's like, I think we can beat that joke. Okay. Okay. Python.
Dana Carvey
Yeah. Just to be anything.
Taran Killam
Anything you want.
Dana Carvey
And you are perfect for that. You are. You are you. That is your lane. You can do that whenever you feel like it. Musical Broadway.
Taran Killam
Yeah. It was a beautiful marriage of like. Like it. Like, I don't. I think the first movie I ever quoted, you know, was. Was. Was Holy Grail.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
Taran Killam
It's only a flesh w. Yes.
David Spade
Oh, yeah. Was that life your legs off. Yeah, that's Holy Grail.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
Dana Carvey
Yeah.
David Spade
Oh, great.
Taran Killam
And then, yeah, having started want. Wanting to pursue musical theater it was really like this perfect marriage.
Dana Carvey
All right, well, in New York, you're still incredibly young, so you're gonna have to do this for a long, long time. But great, great. All David, do you have a final joke or something?
David Spade
No, I appreciate talking to him and I had a good time today.
Taran Killam
Yeah. I. I admire you both. I respect you so much. I've been a fan my whole life, so thank you. Rubbed elbows is. Is a great honor to Dana.
David Spade
We should be playing the music right now.
Taran Killam
Yeah.
David Spade
While we say this.
Taran Killam
Zoom hug special. Thank you, Tony McCartney.
David Spade
All right, see you, bud.
Dana Carvey
Peace out.
David Spade
This has been a presentation of Odyssey. Please follow, subscribe, Leave a Like a review all this stuff. Smash that button, whatever it is. Wherever you get your podcasts. Fly on the Wall is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, and Heather Santoro. The show's lead producer is Greg Holtzman.
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade Featuring Taran Killam Release Date: May 14, 2025
In this engaging episode of "Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade," hosted by Audacy, longtime friends Dana Carvey and David Spade welcome former "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) cast member Taran Killam. The trio delves deep into their shared experiences in the entertainment industry, offering listeners a behind-the-scenes look at their careers, memorable sketches, and personal anecdotes.
The conversation kicks off with a humorous exchange about the challenges of traveling and accommodations in the entertainment world.
David Spade shares his frustrations about hotel stays, saying, “Sometimes I get stuck with a hotel I don't love. I should have tried to do an Airbnb on this one, you know?” ([00:45]).
Dana Carvey recounts her own less-than-ideal experiences, noting, “I was on a road trip to Montana and we stopped in Winnemucca, Nevada... an Airbnb would have been a much better choice” ([01:06]).
Their light-hearted banter sets the tone for a candid discussion about the ups and downs of life on the road.
Taran Killam brings his extensive experience from SNL into the conversation, providing insights into the intricate world of sketch comedy.
Taran Killam reminisces about his time on SNL, mentioning, “I remember my first week very well... I must have been changing backstage. I don't remember this sketch” ([06:12]). This highlights the often fleeting nature of live performances and the vast number of sketches produced.
Dana Carvey emphasizes the sheer volume of work, stating, “Probably because you were ubiquitous on the show. 400 sketches. Yeah, probably maybe 500” ([06:34]).
The trio discusses the evolution of SNL over the years, including the transition of cast members and the introduction of new talents like Pete Davidson and the impact of online platforms like YouTube on the show's relevance.
Taran Killam shares a memorable moment from the 50th anniversary of SNL, describing a sketch where David Spade portrayed a character that consistently garnered laughs: “There was not a time you delivered that line that it did not get a full voice laugh from everybody in the room” ([54:23]).
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing standout sketches and character portrayals that left a lasting impact on both the cast and the audience.
Taran Killam talks about his favorite sketches, including his portrayal of Justin Bieber in a sketch where he humorously mispronounces Bieber’s name: “Justin's first line is like, it's Glice to meet... What the hell is Glice? He sounds so stupid” ([12:57]).
Dana Carvey praises Taran's creativity, saying, “That was just me saying, remember... That was so much fun to watch” ([12:45]).
They also delve into the importance of chemistry among cast members and how certain sketches became fan favorites due to their unique humor and timing.
The episode offers a rare glimpse into the collaborative nature of SNL production, highlighting the relationships between cast members and producers.
Taran Killam shares an anecdote about working with legendary producer Lorne Michaels, noting, “One of the many aspects of his insightfulness as a producer is, you gotta get people talking about you” ([44:51]).
David Spade adds, “We should be playing the music right now... It was truly like healing and joyful” ([57:40]), referring to the camaraderie developed during the 50th anniversary festivities.
The trio discusses the challenges of maintaining quality and brand identity amidst the ever-changing landscape of comedy and entertainment.
Towards the end of the episode, the conversation shifts to personal reflections on their careers and the mental navigation required in the high-pressure environment of show business.
Taran Killam reflects on his decision to leave SNL, explaining, “I was ready to move back to LA, ready to be with my family, ready to kind of be done with the schedule of the show” ([50:29]).
Dana Carvey provides support, acknowledging the complexities of such decisions: “It's such a bizarre psychosocial dynamic just for every reason” ([52:21]).
They discuss the importance of maintaining mental health and the supportive relationships that help them navigate the challenges of the entertainment industry.
The episode concludes with a celebration of their collective legacy in comedy and a look towards future projects.
Taran Killam expresses gratitude for the opportunity to collaborate with Dana and David: “I've been a fan my whole life, so thank you” ([60:14]).
Dana Carvey emphasizes the enduring impact of SNL and the importance of evolving with the times: “Lauren’s done... it's a total success” ([43:58]).
David Spade and Taran Killam humorously speculate about future collaborations, hinting at continued camaraderie and creative ventures: “We should be playing the music right now” and “Zoom hug special” ([60:35]).
David Spade: “Sometimes I get stuck with a hotel I don't love. I should have tried to do an Airbnb on this one, you know?” ([00:45])
Taran Killam: “I remember my first week very well... I must have been changing backstage. I don't remember this sketch” ([06:12])
Dana Carvey: “Probably because you were ubiquitous on the show. 400 sketches. Yeah, probably maybe 500” ([06:34])
Taran Killam: “That was by design” ([56:16])
David Spade: “We've been in space for 12 minutes. That's how tight we were. The bond.” ([57:40])
Dana Carvey: “Lauren’s done... it's a total success” ([43:58])
This episode of "Fly on the Wall" provides a heartfelt and humorous exploration of the intertwined careers of Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Taran Killam. Through shared stories and mutual admiration, listeners gain a deeper understanding of the dynamics behind SNL and the enduring friendships that sustain their creative endeavors. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to their work, this episode offers valuable insights and plenty of laughs.