We tried to go LIVE on YouTube to Talk Oscars

Summary

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade Episode: We tried to go LIVE on YouTube to Talk Oscars Date: March 16, 2026

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Overview

In this unique, free-flowing episode, comedy legends Dana Carvey and David Spade riff on the 2026 Oscars, share behind-the-scenes party stories, parse red carpet trends, and field live comments—somewhat chaotically—during their first ever YouTube live stream. Amid on-the-fly technical difficulties, the duo delivers their signature impressions, witty banter, and Hollywood inside jokes, turning a recap into a raucous, unpredictable hangout.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Launching the YouTube Live and Oscar Parties (01:06–03:12)

• The show fumbles into live mode, with Carvey and Spade joking about not even realizing they’re broadcasting.
• Spade describes the post-Oscar scene as the “name drop Olympics” and gives a rundown on rubbing shoulders with celebrities, including a party at “Gaio series.”
  • “We went out late. Not much to report, but I did see a few people from the Oscars… It’s literally just a party where everyone comes over.” (01:48, Spade)

2. Red Carpet Trends & Hot Takes (03:33–05:01)

• The hosts comment on fashion, particularly the pressure on women in Hollywood to appear extremely thin, coining the term “lollipop disease.”
  • “Their heads look gigantic. Oh, lollipop disease. Yeah, because they get a little of that.” (03:46, Spade)
• They skewer the double standards in red carpet dress codes:
  • “Why do [women] have to show skin and have their panties on and dresses falling off, and the men are just in a tuxedo from 1972?” (03:53, Carvey)

3. Favorite Looks & Oscar Anecdotes (04:30–06:31)

• Praise for Emma Stone’s dress (rumored to take 800 hours to make) and the “in Vogue” look of stars like Chalamet and Elordi.
• Discussion on Chalamet’s mishap regarding ballet and the risk of Oscars comments “blowing up.”
• The guys muse about how fights or wild moments would make the Oscars trend more.

4. Oscar Awards & Missing Out (06:31–09:41)

• Addressing audience comments (“Delroy Lindo was robbed!”), awards confusion, and which actors deserved wins.
• Banter about Sean Penn's whereabouts and his burnout with awards shows:
  • “He’s got that white hair now and he’s just like this in the back. But he’s always like, ‘I hope I don’t win. I’m angry at the awards. You shouldn’t be here.’” (07:30, Spade)

5. Conan as Host & The Art of the Cold Open (08:37–11:09)

• Carvey and Spade analyze Conan O’Brien’s hosting performance, especially the cold open and pre-taped sketches.
  • “You do see how, you know, you’re working kind of a corporate date… It’s just the Oscars, so he’s tagging things and keeping them engaged.” (08:37, Carvey)
• Praise for Billy Crystal’s legacy of inventive Oscar openings.

6. Memorable Oscar Jokes & Monologue Bits (12:08–12:46)

• Recap Conan’s best monologue lines, including:
  • “Ted Sarandos is the first time he’s been inside our theater.” (12:08, Spade)
  • F1 movie joke: “The plot of the movie is they figure out the way to win is to go faster.” (12:25, Spade)
• Debate over the risks of controversial humor at the Oscars (“Pedophile jokes are a tough sell…”).

7. Oscars Length & Categories (16:07–17:19)

• Complaints about the bloated Oscars runtime, with pitches to move technical categories to a separate event.
  • “Honestly, they should either do it like the Emmys where they do [some categories] the night before… more time for the speeches if that’s what people like best.” (16:17, Spade, paraphrased)

8. Red Carpet Highlights: Standouts and Style (21:07–23:02)

• Roasting and celebrating Anna Wintour’s haircut, Anne Hathaway’s look, and Zendaya’s fashion choices.
• Observations on Ozempic and Hollywood’s new “thinness” trends:
  • “If they change the name next year to the Ozempic Olympics, it might have the same effect…” (43:02, Spade)

9. Oscars History & Hosting Greats (26:12–27:45)

• Ranking the all-time greatest Oscar hosts:
  • “Gotta have Conan…Billy Crystal did it so long…Steve Martin, Chris Rock, and old-timers like Carson and Bob Hope.” (26:17–27:15, Spade & Carvey)

10. Impressions and Improvised Bit: ‘Buzzing Around’ (28:03–33:08)

• Carvey launches a rapid-fire impressions segment featuring Paul McCartney, Timothy Chalamet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, George W. Bush, and Captain Picard:
  • “We’re enjoying [the Oscars], it doesn’t get any bigger. I could be nominated. I could do a lot, you know…” (30:45 Trump impression, Carvey)
  • “Get your facts straight, Jack. My gas prices were lower than yours.” (31:08, Biden impression, Carvey)

11. Technical Glitches and Live Chat Antics (38:29–41:10)

• Classic live stream snafus: Dana briefly falls off the feed, leading Spade to vamp about his new movie “Bus Boys” and interact with the YouTube chat.
• Carvey returns, joking about real and fake earthquakes, and the struggle of being his own tech support.

12. Hollywood Anecdotes & Film Shoutouts (41:13–55:20)

• Celebrity sightings (Channing Tatum, Travis & Taylor, Sydney Sweeney, Demi Moore, Zendaya…).
• Old-school SNL bits: “Bad Idea Jeans,” “Salon,” commercial parody memories.
• Homages to classic films (“Master and Commander”) and directors (Paul Thomas Anderson, Billy Crystal).
• Praise for R-rated comedies making a comeback, including their own low-budget movie, “Bus Boys”:
  • “Funny doesn’t cost money. People spend so much on comedy movies—you can make an incredible laugh for like a nickel. Fools!” (52:02, Carvey)

13. Live Audience Questions (45:00–54:55)

• Questions range from best Oscar hosts, movie shoutouts, to how many people it would take to replace the Oscars’ guest list if they all vanished (“How many people are waiting in the wings?”).
• Engaging with fans’ nostalgia for R-rated comedies and slapstick bits.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)

• On Oscars Parties:

  • “It’s the name drop Olympics.” (01:48, Spade)

• On Red Carpet Standards:

  • "Why do [women] have to show skin and have their panties on and dresses falling off, and the men are just in a tuxedo from 1972?" (03:53, Carvey)
  • “Their heads look gigantic. Oh, lollipop disease.” (03:46, Spade)

• On Sean Penn & Hollywood Detachment:

  • “He’s the coolest because he doesn’t care.” (07:45, Carvey)
  • “He’s always like, I hope I don’t win. I’m angry at the awards.” (07:30, Spade)

• On Conan’s Hosting:

  • “He kept it complicated, really alive… the cold opening was really inspired and worked great.” (08:37, Carvey)
  • “AI joke. I like when he said, ‘I’m the last human host. It’s all AI after this…’” (10:11, Spade)

• On Show Length:

  • “[The Oscars] was only 3 hours 40, I think, like the longest in history.” (16:10, Carvey)
  • “They had best focus movie. Best in focus movie. And there were people on stage…” (17:00, Carvey)

• On R-rated Comedy:

  • “R-rated movies are fun. If it’s on a streamer, great. If it’s in theaters, great. This one’s in the theaters for now.” (52:44, Spade)

• On Impressions:

  • “I’m the worst. Here we go…Buzzing around!” (28:12, Spade)
  • “[Paul McCartney…] ‘Conan’s on there. He’s very tall, you know…’” (30:11, Carvey as McCartney)

• On Hollywood Trends/Ozempic:

  • “If they change the name next year to the Ozempic Olympics, it might have the same effect.” (43:02, Spade)

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Memorable Moments

• Dana’s live tech disaster (38:29–41:10): He goes offscreen during an earthquake bit, leaving Spade filled with mock horror at losing him on air.
• ‘Buzzing Around’ segment (28:03–33:08): Carvey’s impressions of celebrities/presidents riffing on the Oscars.
• Audience Q&A: Bizarre questions about earthquake scenarios, R-rated movie nostalgia, and Carvey/Spade’s SNL war stories.
• Oscar “In Memoriam” (22:04–22:50): “Is anyone alive still? That was probably 22 minutes.” (22:04, Spade)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:06] — Show starts for real, riffing on being “accidentally live”
• [03:30] — Fashion hot takes & red carpet critique
• [06:31] — Audience gripes about Oscar winners (“Delroy Lindo was robbed!”)
• [08:37] — Conan’s Oscar hosting and cold open analysis
• [12:08] — Best jokes from the monologue
• [16:07] — Oscars show length & category complaints
• [21:07] — Anna Wintour/Anne Hathaway/Zendaya fashion roundup
• [28:03] — ‘Buzzing Around’ impressions bit begins
• [38:29] — Live stream technical chaos
• [41:13] — SNL nostalgia, party stories, new project plugs (“Bus Boys”)
• [45:00] — Wild audience question: “Aliens abduct Oscars audience — how long to replace Hollywood?”
• [52:44] — Comedy movie industry insights & nostalgia

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Overall Tone & Style

Unfiltered and unplanned, Carvey and Spade turn a simple Oscars recap into a loose, laughing, tangential joyride of Hollywood tales, running impressions, and lived-in banter. The duo’s chemistry is infectious—the episode feels like eavesdropping on a behind-the-scenes green room. Technical hiccups and live chat chaos only make it more inviting, unpredictable, and fun.

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For listeners: This episode is for fans of classic SNL-style riffing, Hollywood behind-the-scenes, and the warmth of two comedy legends letting loose. Expect a few technical bumps, a torrent of inside jokes—and plenty of laugh-out-loud asides.

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You want me to get them?

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No, we're not. Are we?

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Yeah, we are. All this has gone out.

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I thought it was going backwards.

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Literally. Putin is listening to this. They don't even know they're live. Spade is all in black again.

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Spade's looking like a disaster. We went out late. I went to one of those Oscar parties and not much to report, but I did see a few people from the Oscars. It's really like the name drop Olympics. So I will maybe spare people because it's literally just a party with everyone comes over.

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Well, what's your. You got a hot, hot take? I mean, we promised a hot take. It was in the byline.

[A]

I went. So on the week. Well, I didn't. I just went to Gaio series party. That's probably the best one. And it's a little late, so it's a little desperate and thirsty to go because it's late. But I went over there. I had my hair blow dried.

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Did it look as good as it does now?

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It looked a little slicker. This is me sleeping on my face for nine hours. What? Well, but I saw a lot of people like Jake. You know who that is?

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If maybe. This is my review of the start.

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I know so far we've lost 1 million viewers because of our tepid takes. We promised tepid takes on the.

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I've got hot takes. Here's a hot take.

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Yeah. Okay, There's.

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It's so in vogue for women and the pressure on women to be so slender that a lot of women's bodies were so slender that their heads look gigantic.

[A]

Oh, lollipop disease. Yeah, because they get a little of that. Yeah.

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Well, why do they have to show skin and have their panties on and dresses falling off and the men are just in a tuxedo from 1972. I thought the feminist movement accomplished something.

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No, it's celebrating bodies, Dana. You don't get it. I know. I'm.

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I've teach his own. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I mean, you didn't see Conan in, you know, with this low cut thing.

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I would like to see him in a. In a rhinestone thong. That was sort of on my wish list last night.

[B]

How did you know? How did you hear about the rhinestone thong? Because that rumor does. About Conan.

[A]

Because he wears them in regular life.

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Well, I'm not gonna co sign that.

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No, listen to this. So I thought. I thought. I'll tell you this. I thought Emma Stone looked great, and I thought her dress. I just read today it took 800 hours. He. I mean, are these fake numbers? 800. Who makes that number up? It just sounds like she looked gorgeous now. Great.

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She always looks great.

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And she's married to an SNL guy. Borderline tie in,

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Right? He was right. What part of SNL was he?

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I think he's a writer. I think he's a producer. Oh, okay.

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Well, that's. That's.

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Anyway, they were bro and center.

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Were they. Could they see. Could they see Timothy Chalamet?

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I know. Shyamalan Ding Dong. Who? I was about to say my first hot take is. He's starting to look like Elordi. Those two guys have a similar look.

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Well, once you go kind of Beatles 63.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well, yeah, a little bit A little bit, yeah.

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Split screen ruins it. Little mustache, messy kind of hair. Moppy, toppy, shalom. And a.

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And a Jorde. What's his last name?

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Jordy, I think.

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Oh, Lordy.

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Yeah, that's what every girl says. That's what I say when I see him.

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That will get old.

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If it hasn't already.

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You owe me.

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But a shalamet stepped in. Remember? It was kind of a blown out of proportion story about ballet.

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No one cares about opera and ballet. I think that was he. But he was talking to Matthew McConaughey, who was kind of like, man, pulling out those quotes, you know? All right, Rad. Rad.

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Yeah. I think just trying to be funny and like, who cares? But it did sort of blow up because it is a rude thing to say. But the funniest part, I didn't know Misty Copeland from the ballet was there last night. I thought it would be fisticuffs. I thought she would throw down. That would have made it a little more interesting.

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Yeah, you need. You need fist fights in general mayhem to kind of trend. Okay, we have. Someone has said that Delroy Lindo was robbed. I do really like that guy. Was that what for Best supporting Actor for sinners. Yeah, I do like that guy. Who did win it? What do I got a photographic memory.

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What was it supporting? That might have been Sean Penn.

[B]

Sean Penn. Also then that this person says Sean Penn doesn't deserve it, but Sean Penn

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was at Shay Jay in Santa Monica. Where was Sean Penn smoking?

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The New York Times says he was in Ukraine.

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He's on that Southwest flight again. God damn, that's a hike.

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I don't think it was Southwest, but he was, you know, I mean, he could have been. He could have been right next to Timothy Chalamet. Could have he. He could have hung out with, like, Justin Bieber. I mean, he could have. He could have said hello to Delroy Lindo. Instead, he's in Kiev. So he's the coolest. He wins, dude.

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Maybe he got tired of being called a burnt carrot or whatever they called him last. Nikki went into him. Yeah. Because he's got that white hair now and he's just like this in the back. But he's always like, I hope I don't win. I'm angry at the awards. I'm. You shouldn't be here.

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Yeah. And just someone who just has apparently no vanity. Like, he's. Hey, Sean, do you want to put some sunscreen on? I'm good. You know, it's like, he's the coolest because he doesn't care.

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I do sort of envy that. Cool. They have. Benicio is kind of like that too. He doesn't give a fat.

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They don't give a. About these awards.

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But what's happening in Ukraine now? Is there a new Dave and Buster's opening? What's going on over there? Because it feels like I don't see any Ukraine pins. I'm not in the know of what the latest is.

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Well, it's a little bit off the headlines. There's been another conflict nearby and, you know. So you've heard.

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Yeah. Was there a lot of politics last night or not? Because I would kind of dip in and out, even though I'm studying it.

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Politics.

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Oh, yeah. When are we gonna host? Some. Some viewer just said, when are we hosting Dana? That's a tough gig, though. I have to say no.

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And to Conan. Kudos to Conan. You know, he always comes prepared and he had a good time and he killed it. But you do see how, you know, you're working kind of a corporate date. It's not like a normal. And Conan's working it out in clubs and stuff. And it's just the Oscars. So he's tagging things and keeping them engaged. What he thinks working, you'll like it later, you know. So he kept it complicated, really alive. And then the cold opening was really inspired and worked great.

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I thought that was interesting. Yeah, one of these dudes I know did that. He said, I did the cold opening and I directed it. And then I didn't. I. And then when I saw it, I was like, oh, yeah. It's actually very complicated because going into the movies, like Billy Crystal, I always like that. That's one of the best.

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Yeah, Billy did that a lot. And this is the. In that. That spirit.

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Is that Amy Madigan?

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Because I didn't see Amy Madigan and Conan, actually.

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That's a hilarious look. Hilarious.

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Conan can wear red hair. Matches his skin. Anyway, so he looked very funny. That was, you know, pre tape. Pre tape city. And then he.

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Kids running and this. Then they got animated and K pop. I thought that was clever. It was in the rearview mirror. It's probably hard to do all that. Then they run through. So that's a fake Conan running through.

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I think so.

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And then he just pops out. Yeah, he can't. And he pops turning around that fast. Yeah, but they were excited to see him. And here, let me see if I can think of my jokes I liked. Let me see.

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You gotta have a one joke.

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AI joke. I like when he Said, I'll be. I'm the last human host. It's all AI after this because it's going to YouTube. I like the YouTube commercials popping up. That's what we're gonna have In a minute. YouTube commercials, which I. Yeah.

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And at the very end. If you stayed for the very end, Conan suddenly is in a short film with Jim Downey, our friend, the writer from snl, our boss. And he says, you're gonna be host for life, and takes him down this hallway, kind of like severance, into this nondescript office. And then Conan's just all relax. And then poison gas comes through, and they put him in a crematorium. And then they say, next year it's gonna be Mr. Beast.

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Yeah. Now, Dana, you know, if you saw the movies, which I actually didn't, but one battle. That's the end. That's the end of one battle. So I won't say how it is, but when he. When Downey walked in, I was like, oh, this is a good. This is what he's doing.

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Okay. So operating on other.

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Yeah, it was a direct frame by frame of the end. But they could have gotten out early, actually, because the Oscars were over. Once Downey came in, I go, oh, this is a good idea. He's going to do. Take him into the office. But Downey, it's great to see for everyone at home. When I got hired, he was part of the hiring process. He was my writer, head writer, so my direct boss. And I was always trying to impress him. Jim, did you read? Good Gap. Good, Good Girls. And he's like, yeah.

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She would always go in his office because everybody was hounding him.

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I know. Would lock himself in his office and Schneider would sleep out front.

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Come on, come on, open up. Making copies.

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Making copies. Okay, here's another joke. Ted Sarandos is the first time he's been inside our theater.

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Yeah. And Ted really laughed.

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I like Ted laughing at that. Yeah. You know when he's doing a monologue and that camera comes and the guy sits there and goes like this? You go, oh, am I in the monologue? How am I gonna react? I'd be like this. I hate jokes about me. Here's another one. Oh, the F1 joke. Brad Pitt. They fig. The plot of the movie is they figure out the way to win is to go faster.

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It was a nice one. Yeah, that was a nice, simple. He pretty much landed very consistently.

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What's with every pedophile? Oh, I don't know. Maybe I didn't get it.

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Oh, we had a pedophile joke.

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Pedophile jokes are a tough sell. That's a tough category, you know, category in general. Yeah.

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I mean, Carlin had a whole album on it, but that's a whole other time.

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You're editing the oscars now.

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Yeah, 100.

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Because it was only three and a half hours. It was 340, I think, like the longest in history.

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Right.

[B]

It could have been.

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I mean the first hour there was probably one big award. It was supporting or something. But when you get into which Farley and I were assigned is if you're barely making the Oscars, which we were. It was short film and maybe animated something or animated shorts. I mean, honestly, they should either do this sounds rude. Do it like the Emmys where they do it the night before and do some of these categories to whip it into a two and a half hour show. More time, maybe even for the speeches, but if that's what people like best. But man, those. Some of those categories.

[B]

Yeah, you're just so specific. They had best focus movie. Best in focus movie.

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Yeah.

[B]

And there were like people on stage.

[A]

Oh, the best movie that stayed in focus.

[B]

Yeah. And there was like, I didn't even know it was a new category. And they showed and it was like regular focus and then extra, extra. And they got the award. And there was 20 people on the stage and their moms came up and that was about a 15 minute segment, you know.

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So, yeah, I did like when she said all the women stand up, even though they didn't really show a good shot of the front of like all the girls standing up. Were you there? Do you hear that?

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I. Yeah, the, the thing that went to my brain, maybe I'm from another era, but I said could, would. Could a dude, could a guy say all the men stand up?

[A]

And then would you stand?

[B]

Just the men stand up. Yeah, Well, I would stand up and they go, you count for two with all your alpha.

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Oh my God. All that alphaness and testosterone testostero.

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I'll just. Yeah, dht, you name it.

[A]

If I host, I'm gonna say all the men stand up and now flex.

[B]

Yeah, all the men stand up and now. And now take your pants off and your shirts and your suits off and drop for 10.

[A]

By the way, Channing Tatum looked like he was melting. Am I crazy? When he was up there, it was hot up there. Maybe that's a rude comment. I like Channing, but no, there was

[B]

a lot of moisture on people.

[A]

Something was going, yeah, okay, what else can I tell you? I can't read my own writing. Well, take them more. Oh, when they take a movie and turn it scary, I think that's a good trick in a movie. Like if we ever did a grown ups and it's all like fun and games and then there's like a murder.

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Yeah.

[A]

And we're like running and we're trying. We're stuck somewhere on like at the lake house. That's always kind of cool that you're taking. I think that's. Was that what Weapons was or that what Sinners was where you don't know where it's going.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't start out as dark as it gets. And then with weapons, it's sort of lightly weird comedy throughout, you know, but just on the edge. I mean, basically I thought the only light movie kind of was F1. I mean, all were kind of dark. And I talked to Brad Pitt about that last night and I said, next time you make F1, have something kind of dark happen. And he said, that's a good plan. I go, thanks, Brad.

[A]

Cliff Booth will be there. You think he'll be up next year for Cliff Booth spin off of Once Upon a Time?

[B]

What that guy say to you, Spade?

[A]

I like what that tells Bruce Lee. Well, you're not fighting tough guys. And then he has to beat his ass.

[B]

I think you're. To Bruce Lee, I think you're a little man with a big mouth and you wouldn't be nothing but a stain on Cassius Clay's trunks. Hey, how about we have a little fight?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Best out of two. Nothing to the face. Who first gets put on their butt. That's a great plan, Kato. And he takes off the hairpiece. So that movie wasn't nominated this year. But that's, that's, that's a masterpiece. But let's give a little love to Paul Thomas Anderson for. Because he'd never won before. And I looked at it. Magnolia, There Will be blood, Phantom 3 thread.

[A]

He didn't win for There Will Be Blood.

[B]

Nope. Nominations up this. He won. He had a great tuxedo. He's very. He comes across, you know, kind of humble and sort of Shy, you know, and it's. And he makes these kind of intense movies.

[A]

I wonder how tough he is on set. You know what I mean? A lot of these directors are tough, but he whipped out a good performance. I saw the female lead, Infinity Chase. I saw her out somewhere. Stunner.

[B]

Well, yeah. I mean, every. Anyone can have a temper. I think when.

[A]

Oh, I've got one.

[B]

I think when Michael B. Jordan won, they cut away to Conan because I think Paul Thomas Sanders grabbed him, try to hold him from going on the stage because he thought Leonardo DiCaprio should have won, and then they escorted him out.

[A]

I like people that don't know what part of this is true. Anna Wintour came out. I knew you were excited about that, but I felt like maybe no one outside that building knew her, but, you know, in the general public, she looked like. She looked like she had my wig on from the Benchwarmer sequel, which we haven't done yet.

[B]

Well, it's the coolest haircut, in a sense that this is Anna Wintour, our tower fashion that it just covers all the way like this. It's like she's in a little tiny cave. And, you know, you see her eyes like.

[A]

Like the woman in the Incredibles with the black hair. And Anne Hathaway looked great. First of all, I guess Anna, if she comes out, the idea came out to the song Vogue Funny. Gave her jokes. I think she had two jokes. They both seem to work in my sophisticated ears. And Anne Hathway looked great again.

[B]

Yeah, it was a good hang. It was a good hang.

[A]

And in the In Memoriam, it sounds rude, but is anyone alive still? That was probably 22 minutes.

[B]

It's.

[A]

It kept going. And then people are talking. I'm like, is it a new category? It's like best dead person. I'm like, this is. Then Barbra Streisand came and I go, is this an award for music? Nope.

[B]

No.

[A]

When I first met Bob on the set, I'm like, okay, well, you know, my.

[B]

My admiration for Robert Redford and his career, but I. I wish they'd shown his films, you know, behind him, you know, just because I don't think people remember all the President's Men or Three Days of the Condor, Butch Cassidy, Sundance Kid, or. Or the Way We Were.

[A]

And the natural sound old. The natural. When we say that is a. To me, old school movie star. Didn't know much about him. See him in the movies. Stud. Great looking. Good actor. And he's not on Tick Tock every day.

[B]

You didn't See movie stars. Except maybe at the Oscars. Maybe. And that was it. You just didn't see them. So they were like aliens.

[A]

Okay, let's read a few comments.

[B]

Oh, we have comments.

[A]

Interact with this. See what they're saying. You're supposed to interact more with them. We got to interact with our.

[B]

Well, this is. This is the first live stream I've ever done and so I'm willing to take instruction.

[A]

Yeah, turn it over here. Let me see. This is how we do Aiden Ross thing. Hang on. Okay, I didn't know the Oscars were on yesterday. How is that helping us? River runs Through It. That was Brad Pitt and Robert Redford, right?

[B]

Yeah. Another one. Yeah, directed by Robert Redford.

[A]

Are you reading this? The Great Waldo Pepper and hi David. Yeah, they should have highlighted. I didn't know Redford was this year. I guess he has to be. Okay, here's some good. Yes. Oh, oh, what about Norm MacDonald? Oh, Norm MacDonald brought out two feathers to discuss My hair is Oscar worthy. And as heard the last two episodes of Cinephobe. They talk about Dickie Roberts and Tommy Boy back to back. No. And we're also rocking Salon quality hair.

[B]

Am I wrong? Well, define salon, because I was not at a salon. This is all me.

[A]

Do you remember when I did my first commercial parody? No. Chia Head was my first one, but that was the first one I wrote. Remember? Chiad? And then they really made it. And then there was one called Salon because it was based on Vidal Sassoon Salon finished Salon Shine. And it was just about. If you say the word salon enough, it makes your hair better. It was so fucking dumb. And then they never reran it. And I was so livid.

[B]

I did one too. Some kind of hair weird commercial parody with Phil.

[A]

Those are good ones for the show. It's a lot of jeans. We had Bad Idea jeans, which I loved. Three legged jeans. Then they did mom jeans Jeans is a funny one.

[B]

Okay, here is. Someone says that sinners should have won.

[A]

Sinners could have won Movie. Yeah.

[B]

Best director. One battle after another was overrated. Whoa.

[A]

Shots fire.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I was thinking maybe sinners would have won. So. Well, it's maybe a coin toss at that point.

[B]

And again, I'm. I just. I'm always looking for. Sorry, Senior alert. I'm looking for a Master and commander. You know, a epic historical epic with Russell Crowe. Twice shot numbers twice. All ships I'm looking for, you know.

[A]

Was Master and Commander good?

[B]

Incredible movie.

[A]

I love it.

[B]

Oh, good.

[A]

You don't get it.

[B]

Ships in the 19th century, trying to outdo each other.

[A]

Oh, who's the top three Oscar hosts of all time? This is us engaging.

[B]

Okay. Top three. Off top. My head. We've got to have Conan. He's our buddy, and he's great. He's, you know, he's. Well, what are you going. You're going to throw. Don't throw Kony under the.

[A]

No, I'm not. I'm just. I just wanted to be in point, counterpoint. I have to rough you up a bit. I would say Billy Crystal because he was so good for so long, and

[B]

he did it so long, and I was there. I was there sitting right next to Tom Cruise when he came out as Hannibal Lecter. They rolled.

[A]

That was a big one to the. Yeah, that was smart. That was a good.

[B]

So he did it like eight times. Conan is only two right now. Was Carson in the 70s kind of. Or Bob Hope? You know, Bob Hope in the old timey days.

[A]

God, we're going back.

[B]

Did it a lot. But I think. I kind of think that Billy Crystal introduced that kind of level of entertainment. Like, he puts himself in movies, and it was like, much more of a big production. He came out on a horse, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think Billy Crystal.

[A]

Well, I do like. I think Chris Rock did it. I like him. I like Steve Martin.

[B]

Steve Martin.

[A]

Did he do with. Martin Short?

[B]

He did it with Alec Baldwin, I believe.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Can't believe my memory.

[A]

I can't picture him not doing without Martin Short.

[B]

I know. So, yeah, those guys. I guess your mind goes to who did it the most times, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Is it not Kona next year because of YouTube or is it undecided?

[B]

I think it's undecided. I'm.

[A]

Is it Mr. Beast?

[B]

Well, he's. He's got 2 billion YouTube followers, so it might be financially a good thing. But I think that Conan is on a roll. It seems like he owns it right now, and he should do it.

[A]

Let's do buzzing around, and then we could. And so. And then I have something for you after that. Okay, where's my buzzing around?

[B]

Right there.

[A]

This is. I like how people go. Oh, it's not as smooth as normal. No, this is exactly how shitty it is.

[B]

We try not to plan it.

[A]

We don't cut anything when we do it because we're just screwing off. Okay, Dana, we got to get you ready because. Hang on, here we go.

[B]

What do you. What do you got?

[A]

We got. It's time for buzzing around. Buzzing around. That. That's not getting old yet. But it will. Where's my other one that goes. Couldn't find it.

[B]

That's the classic.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna give you a scenario. Ready?

[B]

Okay, give me a scenario.

[A]

No, let me read it. Okay. Okay. This is Buzzing Around. I'm the worst. Here we go. Okay, it's time for Buzzing around, sponsored by 5R Energy. Could have used that during the Oscars and their fruity rainbow flavor. Treat your taste buds to an explosion of fruity candy flavor with a tasty caffeine kick. Dana, get candy flavored chaos with fruity rainbow. Your neck name in high school. High school 5 hour energy shots online at www5hourenergy.com or Amazon. And now Dana does a made up scenario with impressions. So are you driving? Are you at the Oscars? What is your scenario? Well, parachuting.

[B]

Let's just put them watching the Oscars or something.

[A]

I don't know. Great. Now what do you want to do? Trump in there? Is there a Biden? Is there?

[B]

They'd be good. Patrick Stewart's not in demand, but I would love to. I mean, I'm a huge Star Trek Next Gen fan, so. Captain Picard. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, I'll let you decide. You're the master and commander of this bit.

[B]

Okay. It's gonna be messy, folks.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Okay, let's see. I'll put. I'll start it with Paul. Oh, look, Conan's on there. He's very tall, you know. This is Paul McCartney.

[A]

There you go. Thanks,

[B]

Timothy. You know, I'm gonna go to the opera. I thought you might want to go. You know, they're on the toes and they twirl around, you know, it's better than you think, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, this is Timmy, the chalamet. I'd like to do that, man. I'd love to do that with you, dude. Pause, pause.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

Are you enjoying the show? President Trump and former President Biden, are you both enjoying it? We're enjoying it. It's the Oscars. The Oscars doesn't get any bigger. I could be nominated. I could do a lot, you know, but the gas prices are coming down. They're coming down. They're coming down sooner than you would believe. Right,

[A]

Joe Biden, Come on.

[B]

Hello, Gas prices anybody's had. Get your facts straight, Jack. My gas prices were lower than yours any day of the week.

[A]

Yeah, I guess.

[B]

What? And by the way, the fact of the matter is my gas prices lower yours. Your gas prices were high, Joe.

[A]

They were high.

[B]

Everybody knows they were high. They were very high. A lot higher. Than mine. And I'm going to get them down. I'm going to get my gas prices down. You're going to get a billion gallons for 38 cents. You heard me. A billion gallons. A liar as you can overdo that. What do you think? George W. Bush?

[A]

George Bush.

[B]

You guys talk funny.

[A]

That's 43.

[B]

That's George Bush Jr.

[A]

He's 43, isn't he?

[B]

Is he or. Yeah, he's 43. Hey, hey, hey. Patrick Stewart at Cap Picard. How you doing?

[A]

There we go.

[B]

Make it show. Number one.

[A]

Captain. Captain James Bond.

[B]

They're both Scottish. Yeah. Mr. Laforge. Mr. Laforge. Who the hell is Mr. Laforge? Mr. Laforge, he said that he's in the room. He's like Scotty. He takes care of the engines. Right, Joe?

[A]

He.

[B]

Yeah, it takes care of all the engines. It's just better than anyone's ever done it. I'm not getting around here. Come on.

[A]

And, and see, the only thing I'll add is when they come into Star Trek, they go. They open the doors.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Make a show.

[B]

Make a show. Number one.

[A]

Folks, that was buzzing around, I think the comments are. There's. They're giving us a few easy trims out of that. Sponsored by Five Hour Energy's fruity rainbow flavor. Treat yourself to a candy like flavor explosion.

[B]

It was pretty long.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[A]

I just have to tell you, Dana, there's something I'm excited about. Now, you remember we talked about Jury Duty, the show. Oh, season one. Yeah, yeah. And that one, I saw it on Tick Tock and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It blew up. It was funny. And it actually all pulled together, which I was shocked. They pulled that thing together.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, will they do it again? And they did.

[B]

And Cool. I think that's very cool.

[A]

It was set in the courtroom the first time. And this is going to be a company retreat. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Jury Duty presents Company Retreat. It takes this groundbreaking social experiment out of the courthouse. Stay with me, Dana.

[B]

Yeah, I got it.

[A]

And drops it into the most relatable setting ever. Oh, yeah. Company corporate retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward team building exercises or a trust fall with co workers, you. You know the vibe.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea, I gotta say. After Jury Duty, to put it in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce for their annual retreat. Right there.

[A]

They should figure it out. Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce.

[B]

Yeah, I know, it's. Except he has no idea the entire thing is staged around him. It's a workplace comedy meets hidden camera. And it's unpredictable, it's authentic. It's so full of heart. The stakes are higher, the laughs are bigger, and it still celebrates the goodness in people. And here's the wild part. Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce. They're actually making it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And the flavors will be available on Amazon.

[A]

Oh, my God. I wonder if they started that first or if they. They just made up that name and then it sounded funny and it's going to get a lot of attention. But, you know, this thing I'm kind of glad they didn't do in the courtroom again because someone would figure that out.

[B]

I would think, oh, I don't think they could do it in the courtroom. I think the company retreat is the next best one. Yeah.

[A]

It's hard to think of where to do it, but they did a good job. So. Looking forward to that.

[B]

Me too. Streaming On Prime Video, March 20.

[A]

Was that back to us? I was going to do a costume Change.

[B]

Wow, that was like. It was amazing. That was a seven minute commercial. I did nine minutes of the characters talking and then we did a commercial. That's half the podcast. And we're to engage with fans. We're live to put.

[A]

Biden and Trump were still talking during that commercial. Joe. Hey, let's do. They asked if you could do the earthquake. Japanese coming to the Oscars. Oh, wait, what is he doing?

[B]

We'd be watching the Oscars.

[A]

Oh, okay. Dana, if there's an earthquake in Japan during the Oscars.

[B]

Yeah. This is a Japanese man in an earthquake and he's talking to his friend and they're talking about the Oscars.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Science. He's having a good time. Something's going on. It's over that fast. That was good.

[B]

Well, I was okay now though, right? He's okay.

[A]

Oh, he went off. What an idiot. You're off screen. Something happened.

[B]

I don't know. Now it's just you on the screen.

[A]

Yeah, the way I planned it. Woo. I got a box over here.

[B]

You guys got me excited.

[A]

Oh, no. The millions of people online are freaking out. They're like, oh my God, everything went haywire.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Well, we don't have to get off yet. We're still talking, right? Oh, I'll tell them. They're asking about the Bus Boys trailer drop today. Bus Boys trailer. Dan, I gotta get you to watch it. I'll send it to you.

[B]

Okay. I'm just gonna be on the. Yeah.

[A]

Are you gonna figure out how to get back on? I'll just keep.

[B]

I wouldn't know how to get back on without.

[A]

And what did he do? What happened?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Live tech problems.

[B]

This thing fell down and then it went up and I was. I disappeared.

[A]

Was it a real earthquake?

[B]

Yeah, it was. And it was a real Japanese person. Oh, I have to go out and come back. Okay.

[A]

I have to leave your house.

[B]

Be incredibly entertaining. Okay.

[A]

Okay. I'll tell about the Bus Boys. So we just put the trailer up now people ask about that. Okay, we put the trailer up. Bus Boys comes out in theaters. So good. You can go buy a ticket now. If you go to Busboys Movie, that's the website.combusboys movie. We're in some theaters. We posted the trailer this morning and now we're already filling up the theater. So I love it. So if you want to go buy a ticket, go to Busboys Movie and watch the trailer. And it's a little R rated and offensive, but sometimes that's the way we like it. Right?

[B]

Okay, I'm back.

[A]

Oh, good. How's my commercial?

[B]

Oh, I. I leaned in on it.

[A]

I was talking about it. But we'll make you watch the trailer.

[B]

And then I got excited and then that. This is for people worried. Japanese man is perfectly fine.

[A]

Everything's fine. We listen. When you do bits like this and you make a hilarious omelet, you break some eggs.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

You pulled out your WI fi, your Fiji cord, your zip check, your module,

[B]

your squats of flossel.

[A]

You're actually no one. No one would believe this. You're smarter than me. And you also know more about this tech than I do. I've had to. Thank God. I don't know how to do any of this.

[B]

Well, it's because I don't have someone right next to me helping me. So I'm not like, crippled by just always being helped. So I had to figure it out. I'm my own tech person. Don't be.

[A]

Take that part out. Take it out. What he said. It's too mean.

[B]

Well, look at all those movie stars in the audience. How many of them have people helping them with tech issues? Or is, you know, Chalamet.

[A]

I can't get this.

[B]

I'm sorry, Kardashian girlfriend. I can't get the WI fi working.

[A]

I like Chalamet. I like this ping pong movie. Oh, I saw Mr. Wonderful. You know what he was wearing? Heather will love this. He's wearing. You might not know this, but he bought. He invested in trading cards. Right? So I think he bought a Kobe LeBron or a Kobe Jordan signed card. Yeah. And he had it around his neck.

[B]

That's what he was wearing.

[A]

That ten million dollar card.

[B]

Oh, really? Horrified.

[A]

Hilarious. I go, I wouldn't wear it. You know how fast someone ripped that off?

[B]

Your neck needs to go away.

[A]

It's cool.

[B]

I like that expression, he needs to go away.

[A]

There says he needs to go.

[B]

That's a great, great way to look at everything.

[A]

I ran it. Travis and Taylor last night.

[B]

They were there at the park party.

[A]

Oh, Sydney Sweeney does her own tech. These comments. Don't read them anymore.

[B]

Oh, because she's.

[A]

I don't want to hear that she's.

[B]

Because she's from Spokane, Idaho. She's a mountain girl. Boy, I got, man.

[A]

She's smart.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

Speaking of which, you knew look great last night, Zendaya.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you. Wasn't she stunner?

[B]

She. Yeah, she looked cool. Let me see who else?

[A]

To me more. I will say more.

[B]

I love that she had kind of this camouflage plants. Right. So it's like she was looking over some. Yeah, I thought it was cool.

[A]

She just had a big bush, you know? I will say that. Why? I know. I gotta.

[B]

I liked Demi Moore's outfit the best.

[A]

Not. Not saying Demi Moore, but if they change the name next year to the Ozempic Olympics, it might have the same effect. Because I've heard men and women are just microdosing Ozzy, and it's just like a new thing. They're like, I just want to lose a couple pounds. I just want to lose a little bit of muscle, bone, and tissue. It's getting in my way.

[B]

It's in the peptide family, and there's 18 new peptides coming out because Robert Kennedy Jr. Wanted to release them. Do I think they'll take your brain younger if you have an injury and they'll heal you and jack me up. Up or off? Go ahead. Dana. Why Dana?

[A]

Michael Carvey.

[B]

I was channeling David. Phineas Spade. And your sister is a great musician. Phineas?

[A]

Kate Spade.

[B]

Oh, no, not Kate Spade. You know.

[A]

Oh. I was Billie Eilish in that scenario.

[B]

My mother's name was Billy. Good night. Mm.

[A]

What other big headlines are going on?

[B]

Peptides are all the rage. Everyone's taking Ozempic for their brain and every other thing.

[A]

In summary.

[B]

Well, I think the trend is this. Okay.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So we got AI taking all the jobs. All right? We got Ozempics, GLPs, and peptides making everybody rail thin. So it's gonna be a bunch of incredibly skinny people with no job, just wandering around and being so, so lost. They don't. They lose language. They'll just be on the beach.

[A]

Yeah. Muscle, fat and language.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And skills. I know people that are huffing. You remember people used to huff paint?

[B]

Huff paint.

[A]

Now they're doing poppers and. And not. It's not helium. What is it?

[B]

I'm closing with these.

[A]

You know what I'm talking about.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

I forgot the name. They're not. Yeah, they're ripping sniffers. I sound like a cop, and they're ripping sniffers. You on blackies, yellow jackets. Bing. Bongs, Pop Tarts, uppers, downers, greenies, beanies.

[B]

Do sunglasses make the cool factor go?

[A]

You look cool. I look cool in that commercial. You look like Sean Penn. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, wait, here we are. Indian man, because. Well, let's break the. Let's break the World wide web. Indian man in an earthquake.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

No

[A]

yelling at the elk.

[B]

All right. Are you reading a comment that I'm canceled.

[A]

No, I'm reading people asking questions. Are those people.

[B]

I can't see any.

[A]

Are those people okay, says Dana, yelling at trying out for chips.

[B]

I mean, the motorcycle TV show.

[A]

If Sean Penn can go to Ukraine, you can make another Joe Dirt movie. Earthquakes are everywhere today. You know what's funny? This is a new thing. Thank you, Heather. That's good. You don't have to break your arms. She's trying to show me in our right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she's been sending me messages when people say. I've heard people, because in the news about drones or attacks, they're like, yeah, people sort of get cocky. And they go, I work at Zara, and it's such an American company. I feel like we might get bombed. And I'm like, I think you're okay. You know, people think that their thing is so, like, such a huge target.

[B]

Like a target.

[A]

Yeah. It might be, like a port or it might be a bridge, but you go, I don't know if it's going to Zara, but, I mean, the Oscars, I could see why they'd have extra security because it would be such a great you to. If we lost, you know, the most important people in the world, celebrities. But it would be like a very American thing, like a Super Bowl.

[B]

That would be if. If just aliens came down and all those people were taken to another planet in that room. How long would it take to bring new actors? And if everyone.

[A]

That room just disappeared now? What?

[B]

Yeah. How long would it take? And I'm asking. I'm asking the people out there, how long would it take to replace all that talent in America? How many people are waiting in the wings?

[A]

It would up the chances for Busboys to win best movie next year. What if busboys still didn't get in after all those people disappear?

[B]

What do. What? Look, I'll take. Look, you can bet on anything. Poly Market. I'm. I'm gonna say right now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That David Spade is gonna get nominated for an Oscar for his work in Busboys.

[A]

For my rat tail wig and Busboys.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm show you the trailer after this, and we're gonna sit in a room. I'm gonna drive out there and show it to you on my Instagram. And then it's in probably 50, 100 theaters, so. Oh, I should show it. You know, we'll show it. I don't know if we can show it here. We can show it when it goes on, when we post it.

[B]

All these rules of what you can show.

[A]

Well, I Don't know if I know how to do it. That's how stupid I am. You can go right now to busboys movie.com and watch the trailer, or my Instagram and then. Yeah, it's Busboys Movie, though, right?

[B]

Can you see it on YouTube?

[A]

Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. Yeah, sure, sure.

[B]

Jeez.

[A]

Busboys Movie is the website Heather's looking right now.

[B]

Is this movie being hidden from the public or something?

[A]

I know. I don't know. We. We honestly don't know what we're doing. We put our poster up. I got, like, millions of hits. Okay. You just go to YouTube. Oh, busboys official trailer. Okay, good. Okay, great. Oh, that's on. Oh, it's on Theo's. Yeah, go On Theo's thing. YouTube channel's. YouTube channel. Yeah. Okay. Okay, good. You'll see my rat tail. All right, so go to that, and then we're almost done here. Right? Daniel, what do you want to talk about?

[B]

I think so. I'm just excited about Busboys. Millions of views for the trailer.

[A]

Millions of people saw the poster, and now 85,000 people shared it on the Instagram. That's a lot for my.

[B]

I don't want to jinx it, but I'll just say this. When's the last time there was a. A really, really kind of big. Well, I think of a silly comedy, like, just a. Just a. It's like a 90s movie in a sense, like, just trying to be funny. Or does it have any lesson in it?

[A]

The lesson is, I mean, we're buddies in it. It's just a buddy comedy. We're busboys. We. We're kind of losers, sort of typical. We work in sewage, and lovable losers

[B]

go on an adventure.

[A]

Was hit by a car at a young age, so he's kind of off.

[B]

A little off. And then at the end, I. I don't want to give it away, but this is my guess is at the end they're offered waiter jobs and they become waiters, and they're super happy.

[A]

You didn't read the script already, did you? I. No. That's funny. You think that that's funny?

[B]

Well, when you're a busboy, you want to become a waiter, because that's where the money is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was a bus boy. I don't make movies about it. I wasn't.

[A]

And my girlfriend leaves me for a waiter, and I'm like, we gotta just be bus boys for a couple days, then we'll be waiters. It's so easy. And then we just it's harder than we thought.

[B]

Okay. Since I'm guessing the plot.

[A]

No. And then it's so many twists and turns, Dana. This movie is like Inception. This movie is like, you know, Avatar that so many do you.

[B]

And anytime during the movie, are you cradling Theo's head and you're slapping his face going, they're on their way, dude. Just. Just. Just hang in bus.

[A]

Hold in there. Don't go to sleep.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's about 20 minutes of the movie in the middle.

[B]

Do you ever scream at him, at Theo, and point at him, and you're out in a desert alone. You scream at him, plant your foot, and go, don't you quit on me, Eddie.

[A]

Yeah, I go, don't you quit on me. And then I go, actually, we do all the most typical things, but it's R rated, so that's very enticing.

[B]

R rated?

[A]

Yeah. It's slightly offensive, but not really. But, you know, it's sort of like old school when you grew up and you go to the theater with your stupid friends and watch a movie. It's a small budget, so don't look for big fireworks.

[B]

Funny doesn't cost money. People spend so much money on comedy movies, and you can make an incredible laugh for, like, a nickel. Fools. Okay, what's. Cordially. I'll read this.

[A]

David, if someone had to pay a nickel for this show, they wouldn't. That's the funniest part. They go, I love your podcast. Would you pay a nickel for it? No.

[B]

You're cordially invited. On prime was to. Was so awesome.

[A]

What are you. What's that?

[B]

Well, it's.

[A]

Was that something we. Did you read that, Heather? What does that mean?

[B]

Yeah, someone just was telling R rated movies are back. Yeah, let's do it.

[A]

Oh, Richie Ricky. Stanicky. They liked. Oh, Santino was in that. Oh, and I just golfed with Santino.

[B]

They were just making a point.

[A]

Yeah, R rated movies are fun. I think if it was on a streamer, great. If it's in theaters, great. This one's in the theaters for now, and then it'll go to video.

[B]

Well, eventually everything sits on the metaphorical library shelf. Like. Yeah, you'll be able to. You'll be right next to Gone with the Wind and. Yeah.

[A]

What? Oh. Oh, with that one. Well, what about Nealon? Was he at the Oscars? Is that the question? Oh, yeah. Was Neal at the Oscars?

[B]

I think so. He was part of a documentary that got nominated. I don't know if his documentary won. Yeah, Neyland. Was there. For reals.

[A]

You see all the documentary, people screaming in the back every time they mention documentary. That was a good. If they did that. Cuz it really got attention.

[B]

Yeah, Kona threw him.

[A]

Jimmy Kimmel accidentally was there. He wasn't the host. He shouldn't have been there. There was a big mess up.

[B]

Yeah, they should have told him ahead of time. And then they gave him that little segment. I mean, it's. That's. That's just bad form.

[A]

And they were. He was like. Everyone's like, dude, you're not hosting. Why are you here? Ra.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Anybody else good at the parties? No, it was just everyone from the Oscars. But I swear to go. The whole point was to talk to Chris Rock about something for the summer. I. He never showed up. And then I saw Nikki Glaser, of course, my buddy from the Caesar shows. And she came when I left. I'm such a colossal puss. I stayed up all the way till 12. Heather's baffled. I stayed at this thing till 12.

[B]

Must have been a hell of a party.

[A]

It was just getting going. I felt like I was in some weird freak off. But it was really just every, you know, guy who's serious. Great party. It's super fun. I took a picture in the picture room. Thirsty. And then they bring you back. Hey, we'll get a picture for I don't know what. I don't think they really.

[B]

Hey, guys. One more, guys. Okay.

[A]

Hey guys, real quick. That's you at the SNL 50th year. No magazine.

[B]

Me and Bill Hader and Dan Aykroyd skipped that little

[A]

New York magazine photo shoot.

[B]

Oh, that one where I was with Molly Shannon, my best friend.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was. I stole this jean jacket from that shoot. And that's all.

[A]

Yeah, Marcelo is mad at you. And quickly, Marcelo did do Sebastian again. And then Sebastian was there last night too. I should have. But yeah, it was funny.

[B]

It was. And Harry Styles then does Sebastian. And the way he did it was really funny because you don't expect it.

[A]

See that part?

[B]

He was playing very kind of shy, straight guy in some of the other sketches. And then in that one, he got to unload it and it was actually.

[A]

Oh, did he get into it?

[B]

Made me laugh really hard.

[A]

Oh, that's a funny idea.

[B]

And of course, Marcelo is in the pocket. He did. He did another four foot vertical leap over somebody. I didn't. His physicality, you know, is amazing. I mean.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll wrap up and then.

[B]

Thanks for coming. On. We're gonna start our regular podcast in five minutes. And that.

[A]

Thanks, everybody. This was a good test run. This will never air. Well, no one will ever see.

[B]

We understand now. It's supposed to be interactive and we. We want to see your. What you're saying we couldn't really. We'll figure that.

[A]

We have to get a zip drive cord. Okay, people, say bye. Bye. Very Don Felder. That must be you. Dana could be lead guitarist for the Eagles. Good job. And that's it. Keep doing it. We like it. And testing one, too.

[B]

Thank you for.

[A]

Yeah, now they're just getting there. Cramming it in. Okay, Dana, it's nice meeting you. I will see you around the campus.

[B]

Yeah, I'll. I'll be over in about 10 minutes.

[A]

Okay.