Asking each other JUICY questions we’ve NEVER asked!

Summary

Fool Coverage with Manny MUA and Laura Lee: "Asking each other JUICY questions we’ve NEVER asked!"

Release Date: November 22, 2024

In this vibrant episode of "Fool Coverage," hosts Manny MUA and Laura Lee delve into a series of unconventional and entertaining questions that reveal deeper insights into their personalities, experiences, and philosophies. The episode is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, making it a captivating listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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1. Introduction to Burning Questions

The episode kicks off with Laura introducing the concept of “Burning Questions,” inspired by a card game she discovered at Target. This sets the stage for a fun and interactive segment where Manny and Laura ask each other intriguing and unexpected questions.

• Laura (00:32): “I was at Target shopping and I saw this card game called Burning Questions and I was like, that sounds like a really good podcast episode for me and Manny.”

2. Favorite Shows and Streaming Preferences

Manny and Laura discuss their favorite TV shows to rewatch, especially during times when they need comfort or distraction. They express a mutual love for the Netflix series Wednesday and the Harry Potter film saga, highlighting their appreciation for storytelling and character development.

• Manny (01:13): “I rewatched Wednesday on Netflix with Jenna Ortega. It's just so good.”
• Laura (02:00): “Harry Potter season. I've already watched the first one, but there's a long road ahead.”

They also compare their streaming service preferences, with Manny favoring HBO Max for its quality offerings and Laura opting for a mix that includes Crunchyroll for anime.

3. Overcoming Challenges and Personal Growth

A significant portion of the conversation centers around personal development and the importance of stepping out of one’s comfort zone. Laura shares an inspiring passage from her manifestation book by Roxy, emphasizing persistence through challenges as a key trait of successful individuals.

• Laura (05:43): “When we step outside of our comfort zone, everything will be new, which means that inevitably, there will be obstacles to overcome.”
• Manny (09:08): “There are two choices: you can learn to love them, or you can change it.”

They discuss the concept that change begins when one decides to confront discomfort, leading to personal transformation and growth.

4. Health, Fitness, and Daily Routines

The duo humorously recount their struggles with maintaining fitness routines, especially after periods of illness. Manny shares his frustration with regaining his previous workout strength after being sick, highlighting the unpredictable nature of physical fitness.

• Manny (16:39): “I was like, how could I literally be going gym all the time and then after a week and a half of not going, I'm back to square one.”
• Laura (55:17): “Mine is probably cleaning something on a thousand.”

Laura emphasizes her daily cleaning habits, aligning with her Virgo traits, while Manny candidly discusses his challenges with consistent gym attendance.

5. Pet Allergies and Living with Furry Friends

A heartfelt segment where Laura opens up about her allergies to cats and dogs, detailing the constant battle with symptoms like welts and itching. Despite her allergies, Laura expresses deep love for her pets, showcasing her unwavering commitment to them.

• Laura (19:26): “I can be allergic to my skin. I like a monster because my face is all welted.”
• Manny (20:16): “But I can't do the slouch.”

Both hosts discuss their strategies for managing allergies, such as using synthetic brushes to avoid animal hair and maintaining a clean environment to minimize symptoms.

6. Humorous and Thought-Provoking Questions

The episode takes a humorous turn with questions like “How would you dispose of a dead body?” and “What would you do in a public restroom without toilet paper?” Manny and Laura navigate these questions with wit and laughter, offering creative and amusing solutions.

• Manny (32:16): “I would drive up towards Palmdale because it's a lot of desert out there.”
• Laura (53:46): “If I don't, chances are high, I'm going to be really irritable.”

Their candid and humorous responses provide light-hearted entertainment while showcasing their chemistry and ability to think on their feet.

7. Heroes and Inspirational Figures

Manny and Laura share their personal heroes, highlighting figures who have inspired them through resilience and success. Laura admires RuPaul for his impact on the LGBTQ+ community and his embodiment of self-love, while Manny cites God and icons like Martha Stewart and Pamela Anderson for their strength and determination.

• Laura (56:14): “RuPaul has changed my life. Her words of wisdom, like, 'If you can't love yourself, how can you love somebody else?'”
• Manny (58:05): “Martha Stewart is the first self-made billionaire woman and she was a badass from the jump.”

This segment underscores the importance of having role models who exemplify perseverance and authenticity.

8. Hidden Talents and Personal Interests

Discussing their lesser-known skills, Laura reveals her extreme flexibility and love for yoga, while Manny boasts about his natural athleticism and ability to pick up sports quickly. These revelations add depth to their personas, showing hobbies and talents beyond their public personas.

• Laura (60:14): “I have to use synthetic brushes because all the Morphe brushes are animal hair.”
• Manny (60:17): “I'm deceptively sporty. I can pick up sporty things pretty quickly, like ping pong or tennis.”

9. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, Manny and Laura reflect on the enjoyment of this interactive format, expressing gratitude towards their listeners and encouraging audience participation in future episodes.

• Laura (63:52): “Honestly, it's so funny because episodes like this go by so fast to me.”
• Manny (64:05): “We hope you guys have fun watching it. Learn some new fun stuff.”

They leave listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for what's to come, solidifying their bond as friends and business partners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Laura (05:43): “Don't give up when faced with challenges... the comfort zone is a trap of death.”
• Manny (09:08): “If you don't like the job you're in, the relationship you're in... you have two choices. You can learn to love them, or you can change it.”
• Laura (56:16): “RuPaul has changed my life. Her words of wisdom... 'If you can't love yourself, how can you love somebody else?'”

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Key Takeaways:

1. Embracing Change: Stepping out of comfort zones is essential for personal growth and overcoming challenges.
2. Resilience: Persisting through setbacks and rejection builds strength and paves the way for success.
3. Authenticity and Self-Love: Loving oneself is foundational to forming meaningful relationships and achieving fulfillment.
4. Humor and Honesty: Tackling light-hearted and serious questions with humor and honesty fosters a genuine connection with the audience.
5. Inspiration from Heroes: Drawing inspiration from influential figures can motivate and guide personal and professional endeavors.

This episode of "Fool Coverage" masterfully balances humor, candid conversations, and motivational insights, offering listeners both entertainment and valuable life lessons. Manny MUA and Laura Lee continue to shine as relatable and inspiring figures in the beauty and fashion podcast space.

Transcript

[A]

If you could commit any crime with no repercussions, what crime would it be?

[B]

I'd rob a bank. I would rob a bank. And then also I would take a sock off.

[A]

Hey, guys. Welcome back to full coverage. Your favorite podcast with your hosts, Lauralee and Manny Mua. What is up, you guys? We are here. We are back, back.

[B]

And I was at Target shopping and I saw this card game called Burning Questions and I was like, that sounds like a really good podcast episode for me and Manny.

[A]

I love it. Answering burning questions that we have for each other. Yeah, I love it. I think that's fantastic. I love it when you get to do, like little games and like, little.

[B]

Like just when you think you know everything about each other, you know, you.

[A]

Find out, you find out more. And it's so fun and it's so nice. And I just think that's like the cool thing about the pod too, is just getting to continuously know each other, know our audience. And I live.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

I live. Pigs and pets, of course. First, what are we going to do? What we going to do? Why don't we do. I'll do a peak first.

[B]

See your peak.

[A]

I re watched Wednesday and honestly, you guys, Wednesday on Netflix with Jenna Ortega. It's just so good.

[B]

It is so good.

[A]

Like, I was sick all like for a week straight and I literally was like, I'm just going to rewatch things that make me happy because I literally am like, not well. Like, I rewatch all of one season one of hacks. Oh, another like just like one of my comfort.

[B]

Isn't it great to refresh?

[A]

I love it. I rewatched Wednesday. I just actually finished the last episode of it last night and it's just so good. Netflix did such a good job with it. Yeah, I enjoy it. Was giving very much spooky season and now we're in like the holiday season. So now I'm like, I need to watch Harry Potter. All of it.

[B]

It's Harry Potter season.

[A]

Harry Potter season.

[B]

I've already watched the first one, but you know, I have. Yep, I have a long. There's a long road, long road to.

[A]

Go of seven more movies. I believe.

[B]

I love it. And then they're coming out with a Harry Potter TV show that's about to drop this month on hbo. No, it's the Dune TV show.

[A]

Oh, dude. I was going to say, I was.

[B]

Like, there is a Harry Potter TV show coming, but there's a Dune TV show this month coming.

[A]

Okay. I'm actually so excited for the Dune show.

[B]

By the way, I'm ready. I'm ready.

[A]

Max does shows so much. Well, and like, yes, you have to be subscribed and you have to be like an HBO Max member or whatever. But they really put, like, their money.

[B]

From quality, quantity, 100%. They don't come out with as much stuff as Netflix, but the quality is always there.

[A]

It's top tier.

[B]

It's top.

[A]

It's literally probably one of my most like, used subscription that.

[B]

And I would say Netflix, Hulu and hbo, mine too, are my go to top three. I love Peacock too. Like, I don't know what I would do without it. Because of the reality TV on there. Oh, they have all the everything.

[A]

I would actually, Yeah, I would replace Hulu with Crunchyroll from yours. So, like, those would be my top three.

[B]

What the.

[A]

Crunchyroll is like anime.

[B]

Get out. Get out.

[A]

So your Hulu is my Crunchyroll.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Yeah. So that's my peak. I just have been able to, like, because I was sick, I was able to, like, just sit back and, like, be forced to relax, essentially. So I was like, have you watched.

[B]

What we do in the shadows with the vampires? Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It reminds me of the Office. If the Office was filmed around vampires.

[A]

It'S the energy sucking one.

[B]

And then. Yeah. And they'll look at the camera. Camera.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just funny to the camera and, like, a camera guy's, like, following them.

[A]

I love the fourth wall break. There's something about a fourth wall break that I actually just enjoy.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I love it. So, yeah, I'm just being forced to watch shows and I'm in. I was enjoying that aspect of being sick.

[B]

Down time, downtime. It's good for you. It's good for all of us, actually. Every holiday season, like, throughout the year, people know I love puzzles and legos and coloring books. So they give me this stuff for, like, my birthday and stuff, and I'm like, baby, I ain't got time for any of this until the end of December, January and February. It is dead in the water. Nobody's doing anything. No parties, no events, no. No work, nothing. And I break all this out and I just have the best.

[A]

And you do it all.

[B]

Oh, I do it all. I really do it all.

[A]

You'll build a LEGO set, huh?

[B]

Ty bought me the Porsche.

[A]

That's gonna be.

[B]

I'm gonna. I'm like. I'm saving it all.

[A]

Like, that's gonna be used. I know. I've gotten you coloring books. Yeah, I've gotten you all that Stuff.

[B]

And I think entire coloring book that you got me last year, like, I think I did every single page of it during the holidays.

[A]

It was the curse one.

[B]

I'll put on. Yeah, I'll put on like a little. Uhhuh. I'll put on a little movie and just color.

[A]

See, that's. That's like my version of like, just like playing Wednesday or like living wow. Harmonies. No, it's like, I love that time of the year where it's after Christmas, before New Year, where it's like literally dead.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just dead inside.

[B]

Yeah, I love it. Well, I love that for you. I love that you got some ketchup. Okay, so this is so random, but back when I was talking about my self help books a little more a little heavier, I had a lot of people write in and write me paragraphs and tell me that it like hit them at a certain point in their life where it gave them the answers they needed. Or they felt like me talking about certain subjects was like the universe speaking to them. Like, damn, I really needed to hear that. Like, this is what I need to hear to keep going. And like, that's really special to me and that means a lot. And just now I saw all the dms, I saw all the emails you guys sent me. I saw the comments and I saw all of that. And I've had the exact same experience because I go to a lot of self development people, obviously. I listen to their podcast, I read their books and all, and it speaks to me and it's just like, whoa. It feels like a miracle because it's like how it's just so right. Like when you need to hear.

[A]

You heard it.

[B]

Exactly. It's like so interesting to me. So I was reading this paragraph out of my manifestation book by Roxy. I don't know how to pronounce her last name, and I want to butch it, but anyways. And I was like, dang, I'm gonna bring this book in. And I marked it because I wanted to read the passage. And then I left my book at home today. So great. But on that same night, there was another passage that really spoke to me personally. The one I wanted to read to you guys I thought would just be such a good thing for anyone on earth to hear. But the passage I screenshotted on my phone for me, I was like, cool, I'll just read that and we'll get the tea from me. And maybe there's people out there that are facing things that this can relate to them. You never know. So there are A lot of steps in manifestation. But one of the chapters is talking about faced with challenges. So it says, don't give up when faced with challenges. When we step outside of our comfort zone, everything will be new, which means that inevitably, inevitably, inevitably, inevitably, inevitably, it will be faced with some obstacles to overcome. One of the most common characteristics of any successful individual individual is their ability and willingness to persist through challenges. So I thought that was really profound, a really profound. Cool passage. It goes on to say so much more. I just screenshotted that one little part to have my phone for me. But it's just a reminder. I feel like anytime we try to do anything new, we have to get out of our comfort zone. I feel like the getting out of our routine and getting out of our comfort zone is the number one reason why people don't do new things. Because the comfort zone is comfortable. It's a trap of death is really what it is. It is the complacency monster coming in when you get too comfortable. And sometimes, you know, I have to try new things, and I'm like, why am I so, like, ill and angry and frustrated with trying new things? And I realize, oh, because I'm not comfortable doing it. It makes me squirm and it makes me wiggle and it makes me nervous, and it makes me have anxiety, and it makes me not like it. And that's why I get frustrated going into new things. It's not the actual thing. It's just I'm not comfort doing it 100%. But that is where your life changes. And eventually those things that are hard to do and uncomfortable, they become your new comfort. And then you have to go to the next level and try something new. So I just wanted to encourage you guys, we're coming up on a new year, but really, any time can be a good time to start new. It doesn't have to be January one. It doesn't have to be the beginning of a new week. It doesn't have to be the beginning of a new month. It can be any time to start something new. And when something feels scary and uncomfortable, that's probably the direction you should lean into. You know what I mean? We're just scared to do it because we love our comfort zone more than anything in the world. And yes, there will be challenges to face, and those challenges are because it's new, and that's the whole point. But that's where our lives literally changed. So the most. The most. That's where they change the most. Nothing changes if nothing changes. So if you don't like. There's always this saying, like, if you don't like the situation you're in, you can either learn to love it or get out of it. Those are the two options. Because the last thing we want you to do is stew in it and be miserable for it.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Right. If you don't like the job you're in, the relationship you're in, the friendships you have, the clothes you wear, the house you live in, the car you drive, you have two choices. You can learn to love them, or you can change it. And that's it.

[A]

That's all you got.

[B]

That's how you got. Or be miserable with them. But again, we don't want that to ever be an option. The point is to be happy. So the changes outside of our comfort zone. So if you're thinking about trying something new, if you're thinking about changing something or just really going for it, this is me speaking to you, telling you to do it. And this is the manifestation. Yesterday was 11:11, which is supposed to be like a portal into a manifestation. So funny.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

I was in my workout class, and she was like, today is 1111, and today they always give you a word at the beginning of the workout class. And the word is normally, like, gratefulness or focus. And she said, the word today is manifestation. And you're like, I know, I know, I know.

[A]

You picked up.

[B]

I was like, you know, I'm just chilling there, waiting on the class to start while she's speaking that third eye open. Yeah.

[A]

Dr. Strange.

[B]

And so I. It made me smile because she said that. And she was like, you know, today is a very special day. And she was basically saying manifestation is believing and trying to see the positivity in everything. And then all of a sudden, positivity and good things will start blossoming around you. And it's so true. And I was like, oh, that's such a beautiful thing.

[A]

It's the truth.

[B]

It is the truth.

[A]

It's absolutely true.

[B]

It is the truth.

[A]

You have to be nervous at things, you guys. Like, nerves will get you far, to be quite honest. And I was just telling Laura, I was like, I'm nervous for, like, alive. And, like, I'm, like, nervous of these things. But it's literally my body being like, it's new. It's new.

[B]

That's all that it is. And sometimes you can just break it out. I also encourage you guys to read the book Fear Feel Here and Do It Anyways by Susan Jeffers, because she really breaks down. She, like, got into My subconscious, Susan Jeffers. But she reminds you that with anxiety and nerves that you can handle the outcome of anything. So, like, the person that was telling us that they're so nervous to do a job interview, like, crippling anxiety going in. Really getting into your subconscious that you can handle the outcome. Either way, you can handle the outcome of not getting the job, which is the worst thing that can happen, right?

[A]

And you know that going in.

[B]

Yes, going in the worst thing that can happen, or you can handle getting the job. Those are. That's what is the outcome. And like, if you can handle the outcome, no matter what the outcome is, then you can go into it confident because you're like, whatever happens here, I can handle not getting a job. How many times? Four. Did you not get the job? You know what I mean?

[A]

How many knows did you hear?

[B]

How many knows you hear? So it's like that really seeped into my subconscious after I read the book. And it really helped with things that I'm nervous of because then I'm like, wait, why am I nervous? Even if it all goes to shit and it's as horrible as my anxiety is building it up to be, I can handle that outcome. I've dealt with worse than that.

[A]

Because you've been through worse things.

[B]

Way worse than that. Like, that's not a big deal. I have nothing to be nervous about. Like, okay, let's say this all goes to and fails and flops my face. I've handled that before. Why can't I handle it again? I have nothing to be nervous about. So that's also another good book I always recommend to you guys.

[A]

I like that one. I feel like that's. That's a really, really good sentiment. And it's the truth. Like, if you can handle the outcome of anything, you can get through anything.

[B]

Really. That's the truth. You can get through it all.

[A]

And it's funny, even things like that where it's like handling the outcome of no's. It's sometimes hard to hear no. But, like, you'll get. You've heard no before.

[B]

Nose make you so powerful and so strong. If rejection is like people's kryptonite, you know, nobody wants to feel rejection. And all the different forms that it comes, nobody wants to fill it. But the type of people, like in Hollywood or actors, people audition, they hear no so much. Like, so. So way more than yes. They hear nose, okay? So eventually it stops hurting so bad. You know what I mean? If you can, through life taking rejection on the chin and just moving on with your life. It's like a superpower, literally, if you.

[A]

Can keep going past the nose superpower.

[B]

And you know who those people are? They're Beyonce, they're the J. Jeff Bezos. They're the most successful people in the world because again, what it says, the people that can overcome, persist through challenges and the nose and the failures, they're the most successful people.

[A]

I wholeheartedly believe that because they, I mean they already came, they already overcame the hard part.

[B]

Nose out of anybody and then they get all the yeses.

[A]

The yeses once the freaking, you know, it's meant for them. I always like say too, like things are meant for you when they, when they happen. So I think that's a big part of it too is that like you're not going to be faced like the craziest obstacles that you can't overcome.

[B]

Have you ever in your life gone through something? Maybe I need to wait for burning questions, but. And you just know something's for your you and it's yours and it's just for you. And then you get it.

[A]

Oh, like just in general.

[B]

Like, yeah, like within something. In like anything in life. Like have you ever just like. So I've been like, the universe give this to me. Like I feel in my heart and soul, this is mine, it's for me. And then you get it and you're like, correct. That's happened to me a bazillion times. Like I know I'm not gonna get a no.

[A]

It's weird. And I almost like feel like sometimes when I'm thinking that I'm like, am I just delusional? Like, am I just crazy? Maybe, but maybe I am. My delusion has got me so much.

[B]

And maybe that's why you got it, because you so confidently were like.

[A]

Because I already knew it was mine.

[B]

This is mine. This is for me, this is mine. There's a scene and it kills me in the movie Maxine. And she auditions for this role and she's a porn star, so she's gonna have a hard time getting her way into Hollywood. But she wants to be taken serious. She wants to be an actor. So she auditions for a role and she does a really good job and she walks out and she's country. She's a country girl and she's smoking a cigarette. She's like, oh, you losers can go home. I just nailed that interview.

[A]

That's great. You're like, uhuh. You're like, that's me.

[B]

I'm talking about. That's what I'M talking about is that.

[A]

That's part of the trilogy, right, of, like, movies.

[B]

It is, but people confuse Pearl and Maxine because they're played by the same character. It's.

[A]

So there's another one called X.

[B]

Yes, but that's part of the trilogy. X.

[A]

It is, right?

[B]

X is about, like, on a farm. X. Okay, so X is about Pearl.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

That's Pearl.

[A]

I wonder which is the one, because.

[B]

I've seen Pearl is the old lady in Maxine, where they're shooting porn and the old lady comes to kill. Yes.

[A]

That's the movie. I see.

[B]

But Maxine is the girl, you know, Escape. But Maxine and Pearl, the same woman plays the same character, so it gets very confused, confusion. And they're all in the same, like, wheelhouse.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They're some of my favorite movies. I can literally quote them. I love them.

[A]

They're so good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But no, I think that's, like, such a great sentiment. I. I bet that's gonna hit a.

[B]

Lot of people, and I hope it does. Don't wait till the new year either.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Whatever you want to do, don't wait for January1. Dates are all made up. It's not even a real thing anyways.

[A]

It's just time is. Time is a construct at this point. Like, you just do things when you want to, and when you feel like the time to do it, you know, your pit.

[B]

Is that. You told me you said that you went to the gym.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Okay. So, you know, I was just saying I was. I've been sick. I finally went to the gym for the first time in, like, literally, like, a week and a half yesterday. And when I tell you I can't lift, I'm weak sauce. Like, I literally. When I was in there, I was, like, embarrassed, so I was like, I can't even, like, lift my normal weight. Like, this is so embarrassing. And I'm usually, like, trying to go above my normal weight, where it's like, okay, I'm trying to get, like, a pump going. And yesterday I went and I literally was, like, going underneath my normal way, and I'm like, I. And it was hard. I was struggling with.

[B]

I was like, this is so cruel how it takes an eternity to build up your stamina, but it takes two minutes for it to go away.

[A]

It's actually the world's sickest joke. I think.

[B]

I think it is, too.

[A]

I think it's the sickest joke that the world has to offer us, because how could I literally be going gym all the time get to this like spot and then after a week and a half of not going, I'm literally like convulsing, shaking, trying to get like the right a workout in to get my last rep in. And it's not even as heavy as.

[B]

I usually go nuts.

[A]

It doesn't make any sense. So that's like literally my pit from hell is that like how is it that I can work out so hard four times, five times a week sometimes and then literally not going for a week and suddenly I'm like back to square one.

[B]

Nuts.

[A]

It's like a sick joke. And like, and it's funny. I'm sore and I lifted lighter and I'm still sore in my chest and I'm like, this is crazy. This is freaking diabolical. Have you ever had it where you like didn't go to a class for a while and then you went back and you're like, that was really hard.

[B]

Oh absolutely.

[A]

Like you get almost unacclimated to like what you just did.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And what you've been doing. It's so easy to almost like fall out of a routine or like get out of it.

[B]

It's cruel.

[A]

Hard to build back up.

[B]

It's very cruel. It's a cruel world we live in.

[A]

I feel like very, very.

[B]

You'll get very unwell.

[A]

I'll get back there and I'll get back to my spot. But like, dang. Pissing me off.

[B]

I like wait too. Takes two seconds to gain weight, but to burn it off takes a long time and it's really hard. But like you can gain weight really quickly. It's just as crue that area.

[A]

I can have one bag of chips and I'm a pound in.

[B]

Yeah. But then it takes weeks and weeks of work to lose it. Yeah. To lose a pound or two.

[A]

So it's like a cruel, sick.

[B]

It is. It's a sick, sick world we live in.

[A]

And I literally had like last night afterwards I was so annoyed I had. God saw that fries. Cuz I was so annoyed with myself and I'm like, how dare I not live? Let me just get a fry. And it was so good.

[B]

Dang, that sounds so.

[A]

It was like guac, sour cream, salsa, fries and you'd eat it all together and it's just.

[B]

Where'd you get this from?

[A]

Like a food truck. I love to order like on doordash like food trucks.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Like, I love a good little like because they always have good food. So it was from a food truck and it was gone Inside the fries. And it was so fire. And I finally found one that I like because, like, they do California burritos too. And I love Cali burritos. That's like growing up in San Diego, like, that's what I would always eat. And I don't have them up here. So now I was able to find one where basically it's carton's out of fries in a burrito.

[B]

Dang, honey.

[A]

I blacked out, I'm not gonna lie. And I had horchata.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Blacked out. And it was so good. And I felt so big after. Just absolutely large. I was grown. I was so grown after. So, yeah, that was my pit.

[B]

I love my pit. Is that something I never talk about? And I should talk about is that. That I have cats. And like, I'm allergic to them. And I always have been. I'm allergic to grass and any. Any type of animal saliva and animal hair.

[A]

Any, like, dander.

[B]

Any.

[A]

Any will get Laura together. Because even the ocean sometimes will get her.

[B]

Yep, even the ocean. I can be allergic to my skin. And you would think, like, the older I get, it gets worse. Like it's.

[A]

It gets worse.

[B]

Like my younger years, like, I was fine, but now. And people ask me. So I showed a picture of myself on IG Story. My face, like, welted up, where my cat, he loves. Loves to like headbutt and rub on my face. It's like his comfort thing. And I let him do it because I love him so much. And I want to kiss him 800 times and I can't resist. And now look at myself in the mirror and I like a monster because my face is all welted and people are like, what do you do about it? And I don't do anything. I don't take Benadryl, anything. Because after like 20, 30 minutes, it goes back down. So, like. And this is just something I live with because they're my cats.

[A]

If you were like going hours deep of it, then it'd be like, Ben.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, like, if it was.

[B]

Honestly wouldn't let him touch my face.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that was the case.

[B]

But yeah, I eat my arms or anything. If I get saliva, I get welps all over me. Like, if I get. Yes. If I get a drop of saliva, they run their spit on me. Like, I will have a big welp on my arm like a mosquito bite.

[A]

If they go like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They lick you.

[B]

Yes. And I have to get onto Yoshi. I'm like, oh, don't lick me because I'M like, I will get it way worse than my face. Yeah.

[A]

Is it. Is it. Does that happen with dogs? Who is it? Only cats?

[B]

Nope. Dogs too. It's both of their saliva and I think their fur bothers me because both animals lick their fur.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I just think there's some saliva left residue. And I think that's what's getting me. But people are like, why do you have cats? I'm like, because I love them. And it's so worth it. It's so worth it to me.

[A]

It's worth it for it.

[B]

Absolutely. I love them. But people are like, I can't have a cat. It depends on the amount you're allergic to. Like, I'm like skin.

[A]

There's levels.

[B]

They're level.

[A]

You're not like throat allergic?

[B]

Throat, itchiness. None of that for me. It's just the skin thing. My skin is just.

[A]

It'll flare up.

[B]

Crazy about allergetic stuff. Like anything.

[A]

Anything will activate Laura skin, though, like, to get a. Well, like.

[B]

And it's got so worse over the years.

[A]

That's always how it is though.

[B]

Which is crazy. I thought it got better hair brushes anymore.

[A]

You're lying. No.

[B]

All the morphe brushes or animal hair, I can't use them. I will have little welps all over my eyes and cheeks and be clawing myself.

[A]

What the.

[B]

Yes. I have to use synthetic only. So I use Laura Lee Los Angeles brushes because they're all synthetic. And then BK beauty, I've had to get rid of like all my morphe because they're all animal hair. It's goat hair. And you know, those are like, really good. Those are so good because they'd be blended.

[A]

But that. Those animal hair ones are really blending. Those creases. Good.

[B]

Face and eyelids get welps all over them from blending in the animal hair. And do you know what? That mildly would happen to me back in the morphe days.

[A]

But like barely.

[B]

But barely. And it. My face would. Would itch. And I thought it was the makeup.

[A]

I. I always thought the same.

[B]

I never realized it was the brushes that are made of animal hair. Goat hair. Yes, it is. So you gotta. I have to go in synthetic.

[A]

It's crazy how like little things will activate you. Like, I know grass or like the ocean or like little things will just like start. You'll get like welts just lit fire. Like, like literally. I remember once you're like. We were like, like in Hawaii. I think it was somewhere. And you jumped in the ocean. You had Came out and, like, your ear was swollen. Like, you're. Like, this was getting swelling. I was like, are you okay? Yeah. I was like, are you okay? Like, I'm fine.

[B]

I was like, yeah.

[A]

I was like, you're literally like hitch right now. What do you mean you're okay?

[B]

It'll go down.

[A]

And it did. But I was just like, oh, my God, I can't believe that the ocean, like, the little, like, krill or whatever the is in there, it was activating your skin.

[B]

It. And you know what? It don't stop me.

[A]

No, you're still jumping in.

[B]

I'm still swimming. I still got cats, and I still sit in the grass. Any day, I'll live my life. Someone said I'm the most adventurous Virgo they've ever seen. I don't feel like I'm even that adventurous.

[A]

I feel like you've had a very elementurous life, though. Maybe you have had a lot of adventures after.

[B]

I kept getting hurt on my bike. Okay, well, that's a different story spiraled from.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, you are an adventurous person. Like, you. You'll do things.

[B]

I think it's because I was raised in the South. Yeah. I'm telling you, you're right. You're in the. You're literally in the ditch. You're in the wild. You're in the ocean. You're in the lakes, rivers, ponds. Like, you are always into the mud.

[A]

You have to be in the muck.

[B]

You have.

[A]

That's what it is.

[B]

Like, you're gonna be outdoors. You grow up outside. So, like, I crave the adventure and nothing too crazy.

[A]

No, of course outdoorsy.

[B]

You crave, like, outdoorsy stuff. Outdoorsy stuff like swimming and boating, hiking and, you know, we'll go up to the mountains and, like, all that stuff and. Yeah. Lots of boat.

[A]

Nature.

[B]

Nature we love. I love nature. I love nature so much.

[A]

But that's funny. Is that, like, a thing? Like, Virgos are not supposed to be, like, very nature adventurous.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

All the Virgos I know seem to be, like, they'll be adventurous.

[B]

I literally don't even know.

[A]

I wonder if that's like a. But they are, like, they're known to be home bodies.

[B]

Yeah. And they're probably the wild organized at home. So maybe that's what it is.

[A]

They're like, what the hell? Which you are. That too, though.

[B]

Yeah, I can do that.

[A]

So it's like you just have multi facets. You're a faceted human being. I love it.

[B]

Okay, you finished? We ready to finish.

[A]

We are finished. Burn. Turn it and burn it, babe.

[B]

Okay, should I do the first one? I'll do the first one. I'm already reaching, so let me do it.

[A]

You're already doing it. You're doing it. You're reaching. Okay, guys, Laura got to that target.

[B]

This one's funny.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah, I like it. When I'm drunk, I like to eat. And then you have to answer what you.

[A]

When you're drunk, you like to eat. You'll eat Taco Bell. Yeah, specifically, like, when you're, like, up. You're eating ramen.

[B]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[A]

You're gonna do, like, a late Maruchan ramen packet is probably what you're gonna actually do.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

But you'll definitely do, like, Taco bell. You'll do McDonald's.

[B]

I feel like you hit the nail on the head. That's really it.

[A]

That's. That's literally what you're doing. Yeah, but, like, I know her.

[B]

Specifically the ramen.

[A]

I think that's basically open and available is what Laura's gonna get. And the thing is, I'm not drunk. I'm doing the same thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm also eating the Taco Bell. I'm also eating the McDonald's. And I'm literally like, laura, throw me in a bag of the ramen as well. So we're doing the same.

[B]

It's only right.

[A]

Honestly. That one's actually is hilarious. Okay, what do you spend too much money on?

[B]

But for you, not you.

[A]

What do you spend too much money on?

[B]

So I have to answer.

[A]

Yeah, you have to answer. What do you spend too much money on?

[B]

Let me think about that. Well, shopping in general. But let me think of, like.

[A]

But a specific. Is there, like, a specific thing that you're, like, spending coin. Tata on.

[B]

Wait. And it's too much.

[A]

And you're just like, girl, we can't. We can't. You're doing excessive one.

[B]

Like, Postmates. That's lame. But I mean, like. Like, I cook. I cook a lot and.

[A]

You cook a lot?

[B]

I cook a lot. But let me get this straight. Sometimes I'll be ordering, like, a meal for one. It'll be, like, $50.

[A]

And it's like, for what? Yeah, for what?

[B]

It's not even nice food. Okay. It's just like, the postman a burger, and then the tip and then the delivery fee and then everything. Yeah, like a burger. I'll be like. And I feel like that's a splurge. Like, I feel like, you know.

[A]

Yeah. And it feels like highway robbery.

[B]

It does is what it is, for sure. I mean, shopping in general and just like. But like, I feel like the thing that's like the only thing is I have simmered down on shoes. But so instead of buying like 50 pairs of cheap shoes, I'll buy one like 300 pair of shoes and wear them to death. Like, I've fallen into that era, which I feel like is better for me, but I feel like they're real lessons below. Money is like postmates. Like, I'll be blowing some cash all over there. We all do to an extent.

[A]

That's me with doordash.

[B]

What about you? You answer it too, girl.

[A]

Mine Zordash. And it's crazy because like, for me, like, I feel, you know, I do. One thing I will spend irresponsibly on is my video game.

[B]

Okay, See, there's one.

[A]

That one I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to give it because there's times when I'm like, I try to be an F2P player which is free to play.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Which I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be. And it's funny because, like, I play my game with, with another friend of mine who also tries to be like F2P. Like, we both try to be like, we're not even gonna spend any money. Like, we're so free to play friendly.

[B]

We'll earn a couple things.

[A]

We'll earn things to be able to use the in game currency instead of it, right? So then, but then when something comes out and we couldn't earn it with our. Our currency, we're like, we have to buy it. Like, we can't wait. We have to like, we can't wait.

[B]

We simply.

[A]

For a whole year for the next run of it. So we, we get FOMO with that stuff. So that's something that's for me, a little inexpensive. Like, not good spending.

[B]

What reality show would you love to be on besides the show that you did? Surreal Life? Besides Surreal Life.

[A]

What show?

[B]

I would love to be like a game show. Is there.

[A]

I would. You know what I think would be really fun to be on? Would be fun to be on, like Big Brother.

[B]

I want to be on Traders. Oh, I want to do Traders.

[A]

So it's so funny because in my mind I want to do Traders, but I don't feel like I'm a good liar. So I think that's my problem is that, like, I don't lie.

[B]

I want to be the trader too.

[A]

Like, you want to be the one that's like, Bitch.

[B]

I'm betraying one out trying to figure it out. I want to be the.

[A]

You want to be the betrayer? I'm just like. I don't feel like I'm a good liar, so I feel like I would not do as good. So I think I would try to be the person that's, like, trying to figure out who it is.

[B]

If you were on Traitor to me, I would literally be like, manny is definitely the trainer.

[A]

You don't. Laura. You don't think I'd be like, laura's a fucking killer. You don't think I'd be like, we.

[B]

Get each other out and neither of us are the traitor?

[A]

No. We literally go in the circle and it's like the elimination circle. We're like this.

[B]

I'm so dead.

[A]

No, but also, do you want to be really fun? I think if we did something like the Simple Life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Of us too. Could be something so funny. Like, we go across America trying different jobs, different things to do different experiences, and someone's recording us all time. I think it would be so funny because we would just not be well.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But Traders would be sickening. Big Brother would be sickening. I like the idea of, like, doing, like, games.

[B]

I hear Big Brother's really cool, but.

[A]

Not living, like, in the wild, like Survivor.

[B]

Oh, I didn't mention Survivor.

[A]

Well, I don't want to live in the feral.

[B]

I always have wanted to do this show. I genuinely don't think I'm even built for that. Like, I'm being.

[A]

I don't think you could either. I mean, the food.

[B]

No, the food wise, I'm telling you.

[A]

So, like. But like, Big Brother is similar to Survivor in ways where it's like illuminations and living. They live in a house and they get to eat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like, I would do Big Brother. I would do Traders, of course. Amazing Race.

[B]

Yeah. Any, like, any of those, like, things. Those are really.

[A]

Or the mall. Imagine the mall.

[B]

The mall's good too.

[A]

So it'd be. I think those would be, like, the fun. The fun shows to do. What's the last lie you told?

[B]

I'm gonna have to think about that.

[A]

What's the last thing you told dollar that you lied about me and stupid. I'm like, what'd you tell? Lie. What'd you tell, Tyler?

[B]

I'm trying to think.

[A]

What's the last lie? Even if it was a white lie.

[B]

I feel like I'm pretty honest. Unfortunately.

[A]

Unfortunately, you are quite honest.

[B]

Fear I will tell. But there's definitely a White lie. I mean, come on.

[A]

There's definitely something where you're like, oh, my God, you could have made it happen.

[B]

I've definitely stayed silent in a lot of con could have contributed to because I wanted to pretend that I don't know what they're talking about. And this is all new news to me, so I don't have to contribute my information that I know and spill my gossip. So there's a level of dishonesty to that. Definitely.

[A]

Do you feel like that's dishonest or are you just keeping your cards close?

[B]

It's keeping your cards close, babe, because.

[A]

I don't technically think it's dishonest. I think that they were like, what do you think? And what did you do? What happened with you? And you lied then that's a lot. That's dishonest.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like you not withholding. Withholding information that you don't necessarily want out. There isn't necessarily nothing to do with.

[B]

Them and everything to do with me.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Not getting caught up and running my mouth, you know? Now the past may, like, you sneeze and I'll be like, I'll tell you.

[A]

Everything, whatever you need to hear, I got you.

[B]

But then the older me, the Laura Lee, 20, 24. I'm, I'm, I'm. I keep my cards way closer because.

[A]

And you've also come to realize that you can vent to your husband.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then to me, I don't have.

[B]

It's not gonn anywhere jump into the conversation always. So there are, in those moments, I can't think of a specific lie that I like, flat out told.

[A]

I feel like that's a good answer. What about you last lie? For me? If I'm gonna lie about something, is going to be something like I'm trying to get out of going somewhere when I don't have the social capacity to do it.

[B]

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. There's a good lie.

[A]

That would be something I would lie about. But other than that, like, I'm also, like, just like, not really a liar. I'm not gonna, like, fake it. I feel like I'm actually just a horrible liar. But if anything, it'd be like I got out of something because, like, I literally just couldn't do it. And I said that I couldn't do it.

[B]

But for a different you, technically could.

[A]

I technically could.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But emotionally, physically, mentally, I could not. Yeah.

[B]

How would you dispose of a dead body? That's what the guard says. Okay.

[A]

How would I dispose of a dead body? Okay. So do you want to do?

[B]

Yeah, tell me.

[A]

I think what we would do.

[B]

I've watched every murder documentary in the world. Yeah. You threw me in there.

[A]

I'm like, what will you do If I killed someone? I would drive up towards, like, going towards Palmdale.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because it's like a lot of desert out there.

[B]

Yes. Lots and lots.

[A]

So I think I would, like, do.

[B]

A desert burial desert.

[A]

And I do feel like, because it's miles and miles and miles. It's very. Holes.

[B]

Ain't nobody gonna find that.

[A]

It's very literally holes. And I just don't think anyone would find.

[B]

It's vast land, too.

[A]

And it's like all dark out there.

[B]

Ye. It's vast.

[A]

You know, you could easily, like, probably at nighttime, bury a body out there.

[B]

Girl, it's the middle of nowhere.

[A]

Middle nowhere. So it's like you're literally in the desert. When you're going up towards Palmdale, which is like north, northeast of, like, la, there's miles and miles and miles of just desert. And I think that if I just buried a body out there, it's your.

[B]

Best bet, is it?

[A]

Probably best bet. What do you think?

[B]

Isn't it something like. I've watched, let me tell you all the murder documentary. There's something along the lines of, like, if they don't have a body, they can't convict anyone. Or there's something like that.

[A]

I was gonna say. Is that like a thing. Is that.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a thing. Like they need a body in a homicide case or something like that. Like, they can't consider it a murder. Yes. Without a body or something. It's something like that. Or like a part of a body or like something like that. But what about me?

[A]

Gosh, how do you, like, I. I literally. Because I feel like if you jump in the ocean, I feel like that's.

[B]

A horrible idea because bodies literally are found 24 7. They wash up always. Right. Like, any type of lake or acid.

[A]

Seems too dirty and nasty.

[B]

I wouldn't even know how. Literally. I don't even know how, when, where.

[A]

What literally what buckets, girl.

[B]

I wouldn't know. I'm so far from, like, even the science of that.

[A]

Well, thank God we're not murderers.

[B]

I know. Thank God. That makes it easy.

[A]

It makes it much easier.

[B]

It makes it much easier to have to worry about this list. Honestly, I would just draw them to the police station and be like, I have a body in the back of my car and I killed them.

[A]

Or you would. You would turn yourself in.

[B]

Yeah. Because I feel like you would get some grace in court for that. They give a lot of grace for. For saying you're guilty, for the guilty, for pleading guilty.

[A]

So if you just randomly murdered someone, you're like, you know what?

[B]

I'd ever do such a thing.

[A]

I mean, you wouldn't. Neither would I. Oh, but, like, you know, hypothetically. So, like, if you murdered someone and you drove into the police station, you're like, it was me.

[B]

I did it. Oopsie.

[A]

That's your. That's your bet.

[B]

I feel like I'm gonna get the most time off.

[A]

Or you can hide the body and never be found.

[B]

Okay, let me think about this. Who are the people? There are a lot of people who are murder documentaries that get away with hidden bodies, and they either get caught up for something else and they'll go ahead and say to get time off with those other bodies are. And every time they do what you did, they hide bodies in the middle of nowhere. They'll have, like, a bunch of property and a bunch of land, and they'll, like, find a spot on their land.

[A]

And just in your backyard.

[B]

Laura, girl, in the flowers ain't no. There's not even enough flowers to fit.

[A]

A body under the lemon tree.

[B]

Girl. It's so much concrete. You would have to jackhammer up the foundation of my home under the house.

[A]

It is.

[B]

I think your idea is honestly the best idea.

[A]

I mean, that's just to me, like, in a logic mind and during doing an illogic act, that's the only thing. Oh, my God, how funny. This is literally the last. Not like it's similar to the last one, but not the exact same. If you could commit any crime.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

With no repercussions.

[B]

What crime would rob a bank? I would rob a bank, babe. All of the bank.

[A]

Honestly, all the highway, like crazy. Like, I'm talking, like, wire transfers, pandemonium.

[B]

I'm cleaning Mr. Beso's ow, babe. All the chase is filling his yacht. I'm taking the yacht. I'm gonna put it on the back of the Range Rover and we're driving off.

[A]

What's it called when you steal a car? Grand theft auto, but grand theft buffer. Like boats.

[B]

Do you know you can go to prison for stealing cars?

[A]

I didn't know that, but I didn't know that either. Any theft, any thievery theft, you should deserves prison to me.

[B]

But. But I didn't know it was that serious of a crime because I feel like cars get stolen all day every day.

[A]

But, like, yeah, I mean, you just. You just shouldn't steal.

[B]

This is a really good one. These cards are actually pretty funny because they're not like, such deep questions. Funny.

[A]

Yeah, they're lighter.

[B]

Who's the one person you constantly creep on social media and it can't be a like, no brainer like me or Tyler. You can't you be creeping? I'm gonna think of mine too. I'll tell one.

[A]

Why are you creeping on Tyler?

[B]

Who's someone? Like, I love to stalk.

[A]

Let me really think about this. Like, who am I stalking? For me, it would probably be. I'm closing my eyes. Really think it would have to be, like, my current crush of, like, the moment.

[B]

Yes. Stock in the crowd.

[A]

Like, stalking. The crush I feel like is something that I would do, but not necessarily a person. It's like more of like a celebrity. Like, I would talk like the celebrity. Like my celebrity crushes page. You know who's like page. I actually kind of suck sometimes. And I go to. Give it to me Charlie xcx.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Just because I'm like, a big fan and I'm like, kind of like, I swear to God, my fan account. And I just like to see, like.

[B]

What she's doing stalker nowadays.

[A]

Yeah. So for me, it's more like fan account vibes. What would you do? Like, who's. Who you. Who's you stalking?

[B]

I must stalk someone. I can't be that boring. It's gonna be someone.

[A]

I was like, do you stop. Do you stalk any of the Kardashians?

[B]

No.

[A]

Do you stock any celebrities?

[B]

I'm sure. Oh, I'm sure.

[A]

That's why I was like, I know.

[B]

I'll like, peep in on Vanessa Hudgens occasionally because she posts like 36 times a day.

[A]

No, she doesn't.

[B]

Yeah, she posts a lot.

[A]

So I didn't even know that she.

[B]

Has one of those really manic but not like, real Instagrams that aren't curated. Like, Kim's is, like, so perfect curated. Whereas Vanessa Hudgens. I will post anything and everything so it gets more interesting. Oh, Britney Spears. That's one.

[A]

That one's hard. That's how. That's, like, hard not to even.

[B]

She posts a lot of really crazy. Most crazy wild. Okay. And I know she's been through a lot and, like, I'm not judging her. I'm just, like, curious as to what the going on over there every now and again because I know it's gonna be some.

[A]

I mean, she's been through demons. Like, she's so.

[B]

I do stalk I. I will take like once a month, go through the page and see everything. But I mean, you know, I get.

[A]

Things will fall.

[B]

I get off to the wayside. Yes. On fyp, I do get in there on Britney and I'm reignited as to what in the hell she's posted. Yep, I do.

[A]

She fascinates me. Britney's a really good one. I feel like that's a great.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Britney Spears, a great one.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

What's the longest you've ever gone without taking a shower? Oh, I know she stank.

[B]

Oh, the person next to us on their phone, call her.

[A]

They heard that voice through the wall. I'm telling you right now.

[B]

Cuz I can hear their phone call. So I know they heard. Oh, I know she's. It's so funny. They hate us.

[A]

They literally hate us.

[B]

Hate us. Oh God. Probably a long.

[A]

The longest you ever go without a shower.

[B]

Probably a long time.

[A]

But why would you go a long time?

[B]

I used to never bathe whenever it was summertime and I was a kid.

[A]

Oh, because you were just going to the water.

[B]

You would go to the water, honey, I would just.

[A]

You're a fair little animal.

[B]

Like a true.

[A]

But you probably went swimming.

[B]

Stinky feral animal. Yeah, ditch that. Has everybody's lawn fertilizer and pet in it.

[A]

So that was your swimming.

[B]

Probably grown a third arm, Laura.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

So that was probably my longest reign. But like for this day and age, probably like skip one day a hundred take a shower the next day six.

[A]

Like if you're sick or something or.

[B]

Like don't want to shower. Being shitty.

[A]

Just don't want to shower.

[B]

Yep, not interested.

[A]

But like as a child, how long.

[B]

Did I probably do? Like one day? No, probably like three or four.

[A]

When you're little.

[B]

Little like feel like a little animal.

[A]

Just a filthy little.

[B]

My mom would go to work and leave us at home.

[A]

My brother like wildberries. A little boy.

[B]

Do whatever we wanted. Wild as the wind. What about you?

[A]

I literally imagine the wilderness race.

[B]

Oh, that was the little boy.

[A]

The little boy was you, I imagine. Yeah, I imagine that is you. For me it would probably be like if I went to camp. Oh yeah. So it would be like five days.

[B]

Did you go to camp for like a week?

[A]

Yeah, I've done that. Like where it's like I've done parents where I like literally did like the rough.

[B]

Was that fun?

[A]

No, I hated it. The I hate camping like that. Like I don't want to be in a tent.

[B]

Like I would definitely send my kid to something like that.

[A]

I literally went on, like, a Mormon trail camp.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Like, where they did, like, the. Or, like, the trail, like a church camp where they. They, like, wagons behind. Like, wagons were pulling wagons. And you only took, like, what you can, like, carry.

[B]

A lot of sense.

[A]

And that is, like. I didn't shower for, like, five days.

[B]

That's probably good for you.

[A]

No, it actually was really bad for my mental health. Doing the Oregon Trail.

[B]

That's when you realized you were gay?

[A]

Yes. I was literally like, you can't do this. I came out on the trail, like, I literally cannot do. Don't ever make me do the Mormon Trail again. That was the worst. Worse to me. Yes.

[B]

I literally could not believe I did that so much.

[A]

I love literally, like, every family had, like, a wagon or whatever, and I was like, why am I doing this as a teen. I was a teen, Laura.

[B]

I'm so dead right now.

[A]

That was hell.

[B]

I would pay good money to see footage of him doing.

[A]

Seeing me. Okay. But also imagine me, like, literally, like, helping. Carrying up a wagon.

[B]

That's my favorite part.

[A]

That was like a carriage, not a wagon. I'm sorry.

[B]

So proud of your parents for doing that to you. You needed that. It's.

[A]

I'll never forget.

[B]

Oh, it cracks me up. What's something you can't go a day without doing? Yours is jacking.

[A]

No, it's not. Okay. Do you know what's so funny? You say that I literally so. I don't know why. When I'm sick, I'm not horny.

[B]

Your body's probably like, please.

[A]

No. Please, God. Like, for, like, five days. Didn't jerk off.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Didn't even think about it. But when I did, honey, baby, it was an explosion. Just ribbons, bro. Just ribbons. No, I feel like every day I need. What do I need to do every.

[B]

I'm trying to think of something for.

[A]

Me too, where you're like, you have to do it every single day or.

[B]

Yeah, like, a thing. Don't say brush your teeth or something, because that's, like, so that's lame.

[A]

I was gonna say the gym, but I don't go to the gym every day anyway, so, like, I don't do that. I need to. I feel like I need to. Or want to nap every day.

[B]

Gosh. That was very honest of you.

[A]

I'm gonna be real.

[B]

Dollar's laughing. Ooh, Laura.

[A]

Laura just shredded me without shredding me.

[B]

This is.

[A]

That was real honesty. And I was like, oh, was it?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. I want to. I wanna at least take a 30 minute. Nap up every single day. And if I don't, chances are high. I'm going to be really irritable. Like, y'all gonna not see it. The happiest side of me. I'm gonna be real. But what is something that you do have to do every. What about. I was, like, snuggling your cats.

[B]

Oh, kissing the cats.

[A]

Kissing the kitties. You have to. Because I'm the same.

[B]

Each one.

[A]

Everyone gets it. Everyone gets it on the mouth.

[B]

And they're used to definitely.

[A]

He goes, what about your husband?

[B]

Kissing my husband.

[A]

Kissing Ty.

[B]

Definitely. Priority one every day.

[A]

Not priority one. I smelled like this.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, that is hilarious. Yeah. So I think for me, it's gonna be at least, like, a power, you.

[B]

Know, Mine's probably cleaning something on a thou.

[A]

That's you.

[B]

That is putting your headphones on.

[A]

The big headphones on. You're clean.

[B]

Something area. A table. That's so funny. Section. A closet. A bathroom. Something is.

[A]

Something's getting cleaned every single day and organized. That's like you to your Virgo freaking core.

[B]

That's so real.

[A]

For me, like, you cleaning is my napping.

[B]

Yep. Yep. And I think it just makes sense.

[A]

Yeah. Just, you know, we just. It relaxes us.

[B]

It does.

[A]

Oh, my God. What would your best friend say is your best quality? I think that you think my best quality is my kindness.

[B]

Interesting choice.

[A]

You're like. That's so funny. Because you're a rude. Something like kindness or, like, sense of humor vibes.

[B]

I would have said your car. What I had in my head was charismaticness. Charismatic.

[A]

Charismatic.

[B]

So I guess that can be mixed like a mixture. It's close.

[A]

What do you think I would say yours is?

[B]

Oh. What I think you would say about me? Maybe my sense of humor.

[A]

No, but that's good.

[B]

Let me guess one more.

[A]

That was top three, but it's not my beauty. You got it, Laura. Miraculous. Your tan skin.

[B]

I wasn't tan.

[A]

No. Oh, it was your. I was gonna. I. What I would say is your resilience and work ethic.

[B]

Oh, duh.

[A]

Which is, like, so like anything. Even with my charisma, I'm like, course, duh. Like, I feel like I am charismatic. And, you know, you're hardworking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Those are both things that, like, make sense for us.

[B]

Like, the most duh thing.

[A]

Like, duh. That's hilarious. That's a funny question because it's. It was worded funny.

[B]

What's. What's your definition of a perfect life?

[A]

Definition of a perfect life, bitch. My definition of perfect life is not worrying about monetary things for everything and everyone in myself. Like, to me, the idea of, like, perfection is really getting to enjoy, like, the happiness of, like, rewards of, like, being secure with financially secure, secure with the people in your life, people around you. Like, security to me is like perfection. Like, if you feel secure with people around you, your loved ones, your finances, like, that's perfection to me.

[B]

It's been so interesting because the older I get, the things that made me so feel more secure is getting rid of people out of my life that disrupt any of that or disrupt my peace, whatever it may be, is like, the people, man. They're the disruptors of life. Like, I swear to God, you have to constantly bat people off that are crazy. Ill intentions disrupt your peace. I feel like life is just like a revolving door of getting rid of people trying to come in. And you're like, nope, nope, nope, trip. You know? So that's interesting. Perfect life. My perfect life would have a mansion at the top of the hills of Beverly Hills. But I have a farm with horses and pigs and goats.

[A]

In Malibu.

[B]

In Malibu. But the ocean's there too, and it's always warm. Oh, so such thing there. And Aaron's there. Y. You can be there. Manny.

[A]

I'm. I live next door.

[B]

You have a farm next door?

[A]

I have the. I have the.

[B]

I ride my horses all the time. I really want a horse, but I don't think it's ever going to be in my future, like, ever. Because I know the maintenance it takes to take up care of a. Is beyond. And I'm not really interested in all that. And also the land and where you'd have to live. I'm also not interested in living in. In those places to have a horse, but I would like to have one.

[A]

The idea is lovely.

[B]

The idea is beautiful.

[A]

In practicality, it's not a. It's really not a practical.

[B]

I mean, what a horsey.

[A]

It's. It would be cute. It'd be very, very cute. What childish thing do you still enjoy? Oh, that's cute. Like, kind of like inner childhood. Something that still makes you happy as a grown up. I'm like, I feel like. I know. For Laura.

[B]

What were you gonna say?

[A]

Her meme? I would say I still enjoy playing video games.

[B]

And what were you gonna say for me?

[A]

Watching cartoons.

[B]

That's what I was gonna say.

[A]

No, was it?

[B]

Yes, it is. But I watched as a kid, like, I watched adult animation, like Futurama and all that. And I still watch it.

[A]

The Family Guy vibes.

[B]

Of it.

[A]

Like, that's what I would say for.

[B]

You, all of that.

[A]

For me. I still enjoy playing video games. I also still enjoy watching cartoons. I just watch anime, but cartoons as well. So I love.

[B]

I play a lot of Mario too.

[A]

Oh yeah, and you'll play games too. It's like, I feel like you cannot like lose out on like some whimsy of your life and like some hang on to some of it.

[B]

I feel like when people have kids though, that's when they lose it.

[A]

You're so right because it transfers. Almost like it becomes like they have to do it for them.

[B]

Everything has to be about the kid.

[A]

100 like you. So you kind of lose out on some of your own whimsy and then it becomes theirs.

[B]

What topic are you tired of hearing about? God, let me get the list because I got what? Yeah, let's revere.

[A]

It's like a parchment.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

What is a topic that you're tired of hearing about?

[B]

God, I know the one.

[A]

I know there's one. And I know what Laura's thinking. Cuz I'm also thinking the literal, exact same thing. And I can literally. Her brain cell and my brain cell.

[B]

Or like hear it.

[A]

Yep, I can hear it. But what. What other thing are you tired of hearing?

[B]

I am tired of hearing about. I'm tired of hearing. I don't know.

[A]

You're. Laura, you're about to go in. I felt it. And then you retracted. Laura, give it to us. Give us what you're tired of.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You're like, nothing. I don't. What was the dance party for? Beyonce. Me too.

[B]

Her concert was also one of the funnest things I've ever done.

[A]

Literally. That was so fun.

[B]

I know.

[A]

On your birthday too.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Like, it was very iconic.

[B]

Like so iconic. So see, I can't even say that. I can't even say that. I feel like it's illegal Illuminati.

[A]

If there was anything that I would be like, okay, I feel like it's enough like throwing it down our throats. It was like, like Taylor and Travis's relationship. Like, oh God. Like that to me is like, you guys are literally beating a dad every time. Let them live.

[B]

She farted out of her ass side, sideways. It was like 30 Taylor and Travis Kelsey. Oh my God.

[A]

So I think that is like. I'm like, you guys, I'm going to.

[B]

Be honest with 90% of the they post. I'm like, shut up. This is not a post. This was not a post. You know What?

[A]

I mean, it's literally. They breathe wrong and it's like, I can't believe.

[B]

Oh, my God, they walked into a restaurant together.

[A]

Did you see Travis, Kelsey's brother, like, slam the phone?

[B]

Yes. See, that's a post.

[A]

That's a post.

[B]

That is a post. Not them walking into a restaurant together. Taylor Swift walking into the Chiefs games.

[A]

Who cares? Who cares?

[B]

Who cares?

[A]

So to me, like, that is, like, beyond like, that. I'm so tired of hearing so tired about their. That has, like, nothing to do with anything going on. It's literally like they're in a relationship and people. People want to just talk about them for no reason. Like, they're not doing anything.

[B]

At least talk about when they do something.

[A]

Yes. Like the. The brother thing with the phone, I'm like, yes. That was like, okay, that was the tea.

[B]

It was tea. It was drama.

[A]

But anything else has nothing to do with it. I'm like, I really feel like they're just, like, living life.

[B]

People want to just, like living in entertainment. And Ian, all of them want to do 32 Instagram posts because they get integration on them about them walking down the street for walking, and it is not a post.

[A]

So for me, that. That would be, like, my biggest. I, like, can't hear about.

[B]

That was a good one, Manny.

[A]

Their relationship more.

[B]

That was a really good one because.

[A]

They are literally just living their life, and it makes me sick. Yeah, they want to just talk about, like, literally them all the time. Okay. Oh, my God. You're in a public restroom and you just went number two. You realize your stall is out of toilet paper. What do you do?

[B]

Oh, God, that's would suck. So back. It's number two.

[A]

This in public.

[B]

Doy.

[A]

It's dookie. Okay, so what? Okay, we're gonna. We each have to answer. Okay, so first thing I would do, which is horrific, but I would have to do it. Like, if there was someone in the song, I'd be like, no, hey, I'm not a toy. Do you got something for more for me?

[B]

Actually. Turns out I'm a serial killer and I'm gonna kill you. Now that's how I feel. Like, what happened?

[A]

No, like, that's literally what my social anxiety. Then. Then they had me a toilet paper under the thing. I get. I pretend get fake like peanut butter and put on their hand. Oh, thank you.

[B]

They would definitely beat the.

[A]

Beat the out of me. So I would just, like, probably knock on the stall next to me, and there was no one in there. I would just pray. Oh, my God. Do you know what I would do, you guys? This is like, the truth that it would hurt me, but I would do it. If there was no one in the song next to me. I would pull up my pants.

[B]

I would walk out.

[A]

I would walk out, and then I would go to the next stall and just pull them down and wipe pipe and make sure I'm good from there. But I would just have to, like, put it all back on and pretend nothing.

[B]

Totally. Like, just let them hang.

[A]

They're just dangling, babe.

[B]

Just look the fans.

[A]

Because knowing me, I would just throw my underwear away. I would just toss my undies.

[B]

But then your pants aren't gonna have poopy on these. Yeah, yeah, totally.

[A]

I'm using my undies to wipe.

[B]

Totally tossing.

[A]

I'm tossing in the trash.

[B]

Okay. My thing is, that seems like, honestly, the most plausible, reasonable thing. And then also, I would take a sock off Laura.

[A]

Whenever we talk about and fart, it's just gonna giggle, though.

[B]

I'll never be serious. If I'm ever getting a colonoscopy, they better get ready because I am going to give them.

[A]

It's gonna make this. No, honestly. Yeah, a sock is great. I feel like that's really good sock, though. No. What if it's a minimalist soccer? You can't.

[B]

No, not the slouch.

[A]

No, you can't do the slouch.

[B]

Can't do the slouch. I can't do.

[A]

No, but what was. Because you can do it and then turn it inside out and do it again.

[B]

The number two is hard. Like, seriously, I just peed and there were no toilet paper. I'm just gonna have, like, some dribble. You're gonna figure it's fine.

[A]

You want to be like this. Like, a little.

[B]

It's fine. I pee on myself all day anyway. Oh, see, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

Because, like, what if it's not just.

[B]

A little either do it.

[A]

It's like, you blew.

[B]

I would have to do a loose pant, pull up and then get the toilet paper, get back to myself. There's no world I'm asking anyone for anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like, honestly, I'd rather chop my arm off before I ask.

[A]

That's what I feel, too. I thought of it in the beginning where I was like, okay, I would just knock. But, like, realistically, I know I wouldn't want to do that. And I would just like, okay, put them back on. Go find some and then just reassess.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

The scary part is, like, what if there's all over your crack. Like, on the. Like, on the outside.

[B]

Poof. I had a poop in Target the other day.

[A]

Oh, my God, you freaking horrible. Why? Like, was it, like, running through you? Like, you had to do it?

[B]

No choice.

[A]

It was coming out.

[B]

Like, they did have toilet paper in the smell, though. And the person next to me was also. They were also taking a.

[A]

At least you're.

[B]

No doubt. So I felt very, like. I don't give a if you're like. Because I know you're taking.

[A]

You're blowing this up right now.

[B]

Yeah. Like, yours is worse than mine. I can tell. So.

[A]

No, honestly, the worst is, like, when I'm. And someone else is nice, man. There's just, like, they're blowing it up crazy. And I'm like, this is dark, you guys. Like, I thought my smelled bad. Yours is, like, you literally, something died inside you, and you're.

[B]

I can never have one serious conversation about poopy, ever. Ever.

[A]

Me neither.

[B]

Who's your hero?

[A]

Okay. One of my heroes I'm obsessed with is RuPaul.

[B]

Mine's God.

[A]

Well, me, Okay. I can never be serious about poopy. Who's a hero.

[B]

God.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay.

[B]

I'm crying right now. Oh, my God. Okay. RuPaul. That's.

[A]

I would say RuPaul. I feel like RuPaul.

[B]

Yep. Go on. Sorry. Sorry. So sorry.

[A]

Yeah. RuPaul. I feel like Ru Paul, like, when it comes to, like, let's say, if it wasn't, like, my parents, right? Like, I. They're, like, really my heroes, I swear to God. But, like, if it was someone that, like, wasn't, like, a family member or something, it would be, like, RuPaul. Because I feel like, from what RuPaul went through as a child.

[B]

Gone, man. Oh, my God.

[A]

Just from, like, the things that he went through and, like, to be on this side of it, having written the book and, like, the things that RuPaul has done has made drag in the media, like, so accessible and, like, honestly helped. I think a lot of trans people come to, like, RuPaul, and I'm not.

[B]

Even, like, an LGBTQ. I'm an A. But, like, I'm not even a gay person. And, like, for me, RuPaul has, like, changed my life.

[A]

Exactly. You know, exactly.

[B]

Like, her words of wisdom, like, I lean into them so hard.

[A]

So do I. And I. Like, I literally take that with me. Like, literally. Like, if you can't love yourself, how you love somebody else. Like, all her tidbits of things that she's dropped like she is literally like someone that like could write a self help book. Like that kind of vibe. So I RuPaul would definitely be like one of my heroes.

[B]

I would say mine is like women like Pamela Anderson and Martha Stewart and women who defied the odds. You know, Martha's the first self made billionaire woman and I watched her documentary on HBO way before the Netflix one.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Thinking that one really airs her out. But it tells so many truths and like for what a villain she was painted would men do much worse every single day. And she made barely a mistake in the stock market. And she was a sickening badass by the way. From the jump. She was one of the only women in the stocks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she left that life to have one child and turned it into like literally being at home with a garden and a farm into like a dynasty. And like how her give a level is, is so from the jump from day one, she's a beast. Like she is so badass beyond and she's just built different. Martha is like, she is so people like, you know the big controversy on her is like she's a, she's mean, she's rude to prison, went to prison. All the things on her and she, the way she carries them and is like yeah. And you're an idiot. Like it's just so beautiful to me. Like the way she's just like a. The biggest badass ever and like defies everything that women are supposed supposed to be but yet is our first ever self made billionaire. There's something that goes hand in hand with that. Not giving a being the baddest you can be. And you know there's something that takes you. I don't know. I look up to her a lot. Always have hearing her stories. Unreal. And then people like Pamela, it's just the people that come out of stuff. You know what I mean? To be like these amazing people and just like keep going and don't give a.

[A]

They're my heroes that went through resilience. Like I mean really like they went through like the hardest times in the public eye.

[B]

I remember to come out better Pamela Anderson as a kid. Like the, the outfits, the titties, everything, everything like everything. Like she was a fantasy for me. And like seeing her story like what a beautiful person she came out to be. That's a hero to me.

[A]

Absolutely. I couldn't agree more. I love it. Both of them are heroes.

[B]

Yep, yep, yep.

[A]

Do you have a hidden talent?

[B]

Yes. I can only sleep till 7am and I can't sleep the truth.

[A]

And she's going to sleep early too.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

That is a talent of yours, by the way.

[B]

It is.

[A]

If I could wake up early, I would choose early.

[B]

See?

[A]

Than sleeping late and waking up late. 100. But a hidden talent. I'm, like, deceptively sporty.

[B]

He is sporty.

[A]

Like, I can be pretty sporty. Like, I'm. I can, like, pick up, like, kind of sporty things pretty quickly, like ping pong, tennis, even football. Like, I can, like, just kind of jump into a game and like, somehow do pretty good at it.

[B]

Stir.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Master it.

[A]

Just master. Like, I'm pretty sporty. And I think it's because I grew up playing sports my whole life that, like, now as an adult, I can like, just, like, kind of, like, pick up things pretty, pretty quickly. Like, I'm not, like, the type that's, like, super, like, can't do anything. Like, I can definitely, like, okay, turn it on. Like, your sports brain turns on.

[B]

I'm pretty floppy at sports, actually.

[A]

What do you mean, floppy?

[B]

I'm just enjoying them. Like, not good at them. Like, if I jump in a game, I'm always willing.

[A]

Yeah, you're like, I'm never good.

[B]

Like, I'm terrible. I'm very wiggly.

[A]

And it's hard to describe what wiggly.

[B]

Means, but it's like the most limber person the limbs on earth. Which is why my bar classes, sculpt classes in yoga work out really well for a person like me.

[A]

Because she's stretchy. Like, she has flexible.

[B]

Yeah. Yes. The joints and all, they move in all types of ways. So I feel like that can. I'm gonna. I'm gonna blame that.

[A]

That in itself is a hidden talent that you actually. That flexible.

[B]

Very limber, to be honest.

[A]

Like, you're a limber, flexible person, and you can do those, like, hot school classes. You're built like a chameleon. Like, you can literally be in hot situations.

[B]

Oh, I love the Sahara desert.

[A]

Like, you would be just fine. Yep, that's a talent.

[B]

Would you consider a poly.

[A]

Polyamorous relationship?

[B]

What's that mean when you date multiple people? Wipes polly.

[A]

Yeah. Like, it's like multiple wives. I would not. Shocker. I would not consider dating, like, multiple people at the same time. I feel like I can barely handle, like, dating one person. One and two. I'm jealous. Like, I'm a jealous person. I know I can get, like, like, slightly possessive. If I had a partner who was, like, wanting to talk to other people, I'd be, like, pissed at that.

[B]

I could not either. Because I don't understand why the. Anyone else would want to do that. One relationship, if it's a good one. It's like, you don't. It's. It's more. It's great. It's all that you need. And also, I watched a couple episodes of Sister Wives, and I think it's sick. It's always a sick man, by the way, who wants the. Really. Who wants wives, and they're all youngest children. That's. It's always a sick, demented man behind all of it who's brainwashed women into it, or either they've been brainwashed from birth.

[A]

I could not.

[B]

It's always what it is. So it's never the woman leading the cult, you know, with all her husbands. It's never that. And that is enough to answer your question.

[A]

I would love to see that, though. I would love to see the woman.

[B]

You know, I might have multiple.

[A]

Yeah, I would.

[B]

I know I would for it a little.

[A]

I would.

[B]

Because it's so always a sick AF man that's behind.

[A]

I know if it was a woman that's like a powerful woman who had, like, multiple husbands, I'd be like.

[B]

But you don't ever see that. You never see that because they're sister, brother, husband.

[A]

Brother husband.

[B]

When have you heard of that show?

[A]

Never.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Because they like it. They would. That would never be. That would never be a thing.

[B]

It's even rare for women to lead cults. I mean, it's always a sick ass man.

[A]

Well, men are just sick. We know that.

[B]

We already knew that. That. So here we are. Okay. Well, that closes our episode today.

[A]

What a. Honestly, it's so funny because episodes like this go by so fast to me.

[B]

Like, they're so much fun.

[A]

So crazy because they're so fun. And, like, it's just funny how, like, to me, it felt like we were filming for, like, 20 minutes and, like, we're literally an hour in.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

But I hope you guys have fun watching it. Learn some new fun stuff. Hope you guys are answering questions along the way. We'd love to hear it in the comments, but yeah, we'll see you guys in our next episode.

[B]

Bye, guys.