A (2:10)

And I was like, which way did you fall? Forwards or back?

B (2:12)

Like this.

A (2:13)

So face down.

B (2:15)

Back down like this.

A (2:16)

Oh.

B (2:16)

So I woke up like. Like a starfish on my back.

A (2:19)

You could. Busted.

B (2:20)

I could have literally broke my head.

A (2:21)

Skull. Yeah.

B (2:22)

What was crazy when I. When I got up, I wonder if I went down somewhat slowly because I wasn't hurting in anywhere in my body.

A (2:29)

Whereas I bet you stumbled down.

B (2:31)

I must have stumbled down and, like, Went down and, like, just fainted. Yeah, so I fainted. This is literally like, two days ago, by the way, painted on Saturday night. So because I fainted, my body ended up going into complete shock, and I had a panic attack after my fainting spell. And I had. Thank God I had, like, diazepam that had been prescribed from a while ago

A (2:50)

that, like, a lower. As a pan.

B (2:52)

Yes. It's basically something to, like, just get you out of your panic, because I was having. I was having the jitters. I had, like, full diarrhea. I was about to throw up. Like, usually when you have, like, a panic attack, your body just goes into, like, insane fight or flight mode, and it's doing everything to, like, expel. It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense to me. But I had a full panic attack, and I was trying to figure out. I was like, did I. And I was talking to Laura about it, and I was like, maybe I woke up in a panic attack and I fainted from peeing or, like, something like that happened. So I just did more and more research about it, and turns out, like, if you get up too quickly and you pee too fast while standing up, there's ch. You can activate this, like, nerve down the center of your body. I think it's called, like, syncope or something like that. And you can actually activate a. A fainting spell because your bladder is getting empty too quickly, and the blood, like, you're almost losing too much blood pressure too fast. So when you, like, get a liquid of liquid in your body, your blood pressure drops naturally. So when you're standing up too quickly, you're already getting a head rush, and then you're peeing out more blood. So then I just literally fainted. Like, I. Out of nowhere. And then I had a panic attack because of the body reset. So the next day, which was my fucking finals. Not finals, my playoffs for volleyball, I was just, like, not well. Like, I had taken the diazepam to get me through it, but I was so off. Like, my entire day was scared.

A (4:10)

Whenever you, like, woke up on the

B (4:11)

bathroom floor, I did, actually. I had, like. I really. And I think that's also, like, the fear maybe also brought in the cortisol

A (4:17)

to me as well, that stress hormones.

B (4:19)

Because I couldn't. I just. The fact that I literally woke up on the ground, I was like, oh, no. And the thing is, obviously, you know me, I live alone. So I do get worried sometimes because I'm like, I'm alone at the house. Like, baby, you need life Life alert.

A (4:32)

Life alert.

B (4:33)

I need life alert at this point because I was like, well, like I. Something could have really happened. What if I hit my head and I would have no idea. Thank God Z wasn't behind me.

A (4:43)

You did say that.

B (4:44)

Let me tell you. It would be like this.

A (4:45)

You were like, you're a good father. Because that's the one. The first she thought of you were like, thank God,

B (4:53)

baby. She would have been flattened flat. And honestly, she was crazy. I was. I fainted on the ground floor. I get up to go to my bed as I'm shaking, convulsing cuz I'm in the panic attack after. And Z is just like

A (5:06)

useless, useless.

B (5:07)

You weren't even gonna be like, you weren't even panicked for me.

A (5:09)

Like you were gonna run around like you didn't know.

B (5:11)

I was like, I was. She was literally like,

A (5:16)

loser.

B (5:17)

So yeah, now I'm. I think I'm gonna sit. When I pee in the middle of the night, if I am like, if it's three in the morning, I'm getting up quickly to go pee. Like the. I mean my restroom is right next to like my bed. Technically. Like it's just. I get up through the door and it's like right there. So if I ever do that, I think I'm just going to sit down and pee and not risk like activating that nerve. Literally. So gay.

A (5:43)

Listen, I was telling Manny, I was like, even whenever I get up in the middle of night and pee and you know I got to do that or else I will feed the bed.

B (5:49)

Yes, we all know.

A (5:52)

And by the way, I thought last week when I said that I was about to be judged and people. Gross.

B (5:55)

You were like, no, they understood.

A (5:58)

I was like, thank God. So I have to get up and pee. Like if I feel it. I'm like, no, I can't play around. But I am so dizzy. Yeah, because you're delusional. So I was like, but I was telling Manny. I was like, but girls, we sit down so like we won't pass out because you're not losing as much blood pressure because you're sitting. And then we were like, wait, you need to sit down.

B (6:18)

I was like asking Chat too. I was like, chat, gbt, Google. I was just like kind of like researching as much as I could to figure out like there Was it my panic that made me faint or was it the fainting that made me panic? I was trying to like the chicken and the egg. I was trying to figure out like what it was. And and from what I researched, it really was like the fainting, because when you faint, it does, like, a reset on your body. I was like, it does like a re. It does a kind of like a reset on your body. So because you're resetting, your brain goes into, like, kind of like this, like, what the just happened to us mode. And that is kind of why I kind of. It brought on the panic, I think, as well. So I had the pang attack second and the fainting came first, which I didn't realize that that was the case. I always assumed. This happened to me once before, by the way, in college in that exact way, where I peed, fainted, and then I had a panic attack. So it was the exact thing. But that time I threw up. This time I had, like, diarrhea and was nauseous, by the way, on Saturday. On Sunday, I was sick all day. Oh, like, nauseous sick. I thought I was gonna. I took a modium just in case I want to myself all during, like, the playoffs of volleyball. So I was literally, like, horrible. You guys, I'm sorry if I'm a flop. Like, I'm just doing the best I can. That was my pit. Pit from hell, honestly. Hit from fucking hell. So everyone is terrible. It's horrible. Like, if anyone's ever pissed and fainted. Lock in.

A (7:30)

Lock in. Because this is about to be a wild ride.

B (7:32)

Lock in.

A (7:33)

Yeah, now I. Now I can hear you. Lock in. Wow.

B (7:38)

Yeah. So how was your baby? I'm like, mine is a fierce buggy pit this week, bro.

A (7:46)

I'll start with the peak. So you know how, like, I have a cat that likes to pee on. Boo.

B (7:49)

I do know it.

A (7:50)

Full time job.

B (7:51)

Oh, I know it well.

A (7:52)

Oh. So Ty kind of came up with a hack, and I tested the hack and it kind of works. So he likes to pee. Like, if you were to leave, like, a shirt on the ground. Like, he likes cloth.

B (8:03)

Okay. He wants fabric.

A (8:05)

He wants fabric. He doesn't like to use a litter box. So Ty was like, what if we put a rack in the litter box and it's been working.

B (8:11)

You're kidding.

A (8:12)

No, I'm not. He's pissing all over the rag with the rags in the litter box and we're just going to throw it away.

B (8:17)

Wait, that's kind of genius. He enjoys the fabric.

A (8:20)

He likes the fabric. So it's luring him in. Now the other cat's just, like, kind of kicked the rag out of the way because they're like, why is this,

B (8:28)

like, why the parents Is in here. Yeah, but he uses the rag.

A (8:30)

He uses the rag and, like, he can use it a couple times. You know what I mean? It's not like, one.

B (8:34)

He wants it to be comfy.

A (8:36)

I don't know what the problem is, bro.

B (8:38)

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know why. I don't know why pets do the things that they do.

A (8:41)

It is so exhausting. But this has worked. So I'm like, this is a miracle.

B (8:48)

It sounds like a peak.

A (8:49)

It's a peak, honey. Peak.

B (8:51)

Because that in itself is a miracle. You guys, last time we were at Laura's house. Not this last time. The time before that, we were watching Drag Racer sitting on the couch, and I hear Laura scream.

A (9:02)

I know this.

B (9:04)

And I'm like, what the. What the. The baby decides to yeet, Hiss, boo. Right onto the couch.

A (9:12)

Yeah.

B (9:12)

Laura's like, what the. In front of all of us, too. And I was like, oh, my God, Laura. He doesn't give a.

A (9:16)

No, he doesn't give.

B (9:18)

We're all there, and he's pissing on the couch right in front of everyone. I was like, no. Like, this cat loves to piss.

A (9:23)

I feel like everybody that day understood

B (9:26)

me a little more. We did. We really, like, locked in.

A (9:29)

Oh, okay.

B (9:30)

We're like, also, this is how bad. It's dire.

A (9:32)

Yeah, it's dire.

B (9:33)

It's dire. Like, the situation is really scary at

A (9:36)

hand, and people always. So let's go ahead. And you just skip the comment where you're like, he has a uti.

B (9:41)

He does. This is what it's been, babe. I can.

A (9:45)

I took him to the vet.

B (9:46)

I can confirm personally, the cat has no YouTube. He does not have a UT.

A (9:50)

There's no kidney infection. He's just kind of an. He's territorial. He doesn't like the other cats or he doesn't like the other boys.

B (9:57)

Yeah. He just wants them to know, like, I'm here.

A (9:59)

Yes, exactly. That's what the problem is. So that works. So we're gonna just, like, toy with, like, what I can do. I'm like, even can spray it off with a water hose, dry it in the sun, and then put it back in the litter box, like, I'm figuring out. So I have to buy a bunch of rags. Like, I'm thinking I'm big br it.

B (10:16)

Right? Yes, you have to. I mean, like, you figure out what it's going to, like, have to be.

A (10:19)

By the way, we scotch guard our couch. So they. They were like, how are you going to get that pee up. And it bubbles up like it sits on top of the fabric. Unless he pees on the direct cushion, which you saw he sprayed the side where it scotch guarded. So it's nice cuz you can. It just beads up. But it's. It's a full disaster. So that's my peak. And then my pit is that I had the worst run. I. I talked about running too much, so I was like, I'm not going to make my peak about this run.

B (10:42)

But I told my pit. I was like, I don't.

A (10:49)

I'm just a lame ass. You're just. I don't know.

B (10:52)

No, it's like a new passion. It's like you're excited about the new passion.

A (10:55)

I'm not excited about this.

B (10:56)

Well, no, but I'm saying you're passionate about like running, so it's like exciting for you.

A (11:00)

Everybody else is like, enough, enough. We get it, Strava. You run. Shut up. We get it. Some girl made the funniest tik tok. She was like, so sick of runners posting their Strava. Like, we get it.

B (11:14)

We get it. You run.

A (11:15)

She takes a sip of her drink and she has her Strava written. She's like, it's literally her straw.

B (11:22)

And she's like, it's hilarious.

A (11:25)

It is hilarious. But anyways, had the worst run of my whole entire life. I feel like you guys like hearing about my bad runs more than my better run. So 100.

B (11:32)

Like, it's more fascinating. Like, well, why?

A (11:34)

Yeah, just horrific.

B (11:36)

I.

A (11:38)

You guys, it was supposed to be my day off, but because of the LA marathon, you can't leave your house that day because, girl, they shut down the streets. So I was like, I'm not gonna drive to the beach and like battle this out because of LA marathon. So I did a day early and my legs were just too tore up from my workout. Like, I needed it.

B (11:57)

It was impossible.

A (11:58)

Yeah. And I had 11 miles that Saturday, so I was like, I'll do it anyways. But then when I got out there, I was like, it's hot. Like it's a heat wave right now. And then I was like, damn, my legs are way more sore than I ever thought they were because, like, when you get out there stretching, you're like, the muscles are shredded. So I started my run. I owed 11 miles. I only got 10.1 done, which, I

B (12:22)

mean, that's technically longest run.

A (12:25)

It was the most painful run I've ever done in the history of me running point blank period. I've never Been in that much pain running ever. Ever.

B (12:32)

That's horrific.

A (12:32)

Ever.

B (12:33)

I feel like people and I feel like people don't talk about, like, their bad runs.

A (12:35)

They don't talk about their bad.

B (12:36)

I think people expect, like, to go in and be like, I just have this little sickening run. 10 miles. Let's see. I don't know if I can say that word on. On here, but can't say the P word. I think. I feel like you can.

A (12:47)

I feel like we've been throwing that one around.

B (12:48)

We have. We have. It's only been the C that's got us. Technically.

A (12:52)

He might get us. I don't know.

B (12:54)

Let's see. But I'm like, without the P, honey.

A (13:01)

Horrible run, though.

B (13:02)

But, like, just horrible. People need to know that you have bad runs, too. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. And I show, like, running is not just perfect. That's what I'm trying to say.

A (13:10)

It is not fun all the time. It, like, it sucks.

B (13:14)

It sucks.

A (13:14)

It sucks. But like you, it sucks all the

B (13:16)

time sometimes for some of us, it's horrible every time.

A (13:23)

No, listen, for people that don't run consistently, Consistently all the time. It is a spooky, horrible, spooky, horrible thing to do. It is truly so horrible.

B (13:32)

It's just hard.

A (13:33)

And you'll do it and you'll go, how on earth are these people doing this bionic.

B (13:38)

It's because they're not real.

A (13:40)

It's not that bad if you run all the time.

B (13:42)

100, right. It's something you get used to. It's like you train and it feels like a thing.

A (13:46)

Get used to. But you can. That's the thing. You can. So I normally have great runs. Fun. I normally look forward to my long runs, even though it does suck to get up and, you know, get out. It's like, damn. Like, this is a lot. But I have fun whenever I'm out there.

B (13:59)

Yeah.

A (14:00)

This time I didn't have any fun at all. Not one. Every single step. I was like, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

B (14:07)

That sucks, dude.

A (14:08)

Yeah, I know. I was like, I'm Gonna quit at 7. And then I was like, no, you stupid bitch. Do 11 miles. Stop being a bitch. But then whenever I got to 10 miles, you're like, okay. I was like, oh, I got one more mile. And I got to 10.1 and I started crying. So I just went to my car.

B (14:21)

You're like, no.

A (14:21)

I sat there. I was like, I'm never running again. This is terrible. No dead Ass. I'll out there. And I'm like, why am I doing this?

B (14:31)

Like, why am I running? What's the point of this stupid thing?

A (14:33)

What a stupid thing to get myself into, like, dead ass. I'll be telling myself all those things. And I want y' all to know that. I want y' all to know that it happens.

B (14:41)

It absolutely happens.

A (14:41)

I'm also like, you're a. You're. Oh, we're not getting a penny for this episode. We're not getting a penny.

B (14:49)

We would like to monetize ourselves. Please mute that. That is hilarious.

A (14:56)

So just a terrible run. My legs were chopped. Oh. And on top of it, we have the Santa Ana wind right now.

B (15:01)

I'm done.

A (15:02)

I'm done.

B (15:02)

Santa Ana. Get the hell away from me.

A (15:04)

Time. It caught the whole city on fire 100%. This time I'm right.

B (15:08)

It always comes around like this. Like this is the time it does.

A (15:10)

It's this time of year. So hot. Deadly hot. Okay. And then you're just getting these blasts of like 20 mile an hour. 20 mile an hour winds. And it's picking up sand from the beach and just pelting it. No, I look like the sandman. When I finish the way, just imagine that because I'm covered in sticky sunscreen and sweat. So whenever the sand is pelting into my face and skin, it stings and

B (15:38)

it can only imagine.

A (15:39)

And I'm already pissed off. And then I get to my car, I am covered.

B (15:44)

You're like, you know what? I hate this. I hate it here.

A (15:48)

I was like, does someone have a

B (15:50)

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A (17:51)

I love her. This. This time of year is better.

B (17:53)

Yeah. I do like it.

A (17:55)

Once we get past.

B (17:56)

Yeah.

A (17:56)

I feel like adjustments.

B (17:58)

My peak. I got poached for the next team.

A (18:04)

Yeah.

B (18:05)

So that's, like, cool. I'm excited. I just finished my league this last Sunday, and the next one starts in three weeks. It's, like, super soon. You just get a little break. But it's super soon. But I actually got asked by another team to play for their team because they were just like, oh, we just like how you play. So we would love for you to come join us. What? You know what's really fascinating about a league and just doing a sport? I joined when it was a draft, right. Where it was like, drafted leagues. It's like, you all play and then people pick you. That's not normal. So apparently they only do that once a year. Every other season is established teams.

A (18:39)

No.

B (18:39)

Yes.

A (18:40)

So how do you get in?

B (18:41)

So I got invited in.

A (18:42)

You can't get in.

B (18:43)

Like, it's like, I don't know if you can get it or you become a. Like a free agent, and then all the free agents join a team.

A (18:49)

Oh, no way.

B (18:50)

Yeah. So you're just, like, with, like, strangers but there's, there's these people that have been in the leagues for years that are played together constantly and they're like dominating always because they're on the same team playing together all the time. So I joined, thank God, at a draft league where everyone's mixed the next season. It's not mixed. It's literally like competitive.

A (19:07)

So did you just get lucky that you started during a draft?

B (19:10)

Lucky? It was a blessing. It was a blessing.

A (19:12)

That's awesome.

B (19:13)

So the friend that made me even want to join the league in the first place is the, the team I'm on now. So he's like, you should come join, play our team. So I was like, dude, yes. And. And our team, like, the team coming out is, dude, they're so hot.

A (19:26)

Like, everyone's hot.

B (19:29)

I have a crush on the captain.

A (19:30)

They're probably like, he's hot.

B (19:34)

It's so funny. And they're. Because, like, I have like a group chat with them now, like for the new, the next team. And everyone's so hot because there's like the little photo and I'm literally like. So I'm excited. It's. It feels like, it feels like an honor to be like, asked to be

A (19:52)

on, like a real team.

B (19:53)

So I'm excited to join the league. League in a few weeks and like actually start it.

A (19:57)

What a fun thing to do.

B (19:59)

It's fun.

A (19:59)

I love that so much. You seem like you've been having a really good time with volleyball.

B (20:03)

It's just been fun. Like, it's just been a fun thing to be able to do to, like, get back into something that I was really passionate about. And it's like, it's so funny because, like, you're passionate about something and then you grow up and then I'm a grown up. I'm able to be passionate about the thing I was passionate about. Like, I was so passionate about that

A (20:19)

great example of, you know, keeping that usefulness, that funness being. Your life doesn't stop whenever you become an adult. You still do fun things. It does take effort. It does take some of your time. Like, it takes your weekend. You're out there on the weekend, you know, instead of watching your TV shows.

B (20:38)

Yeah.

A (20:38)

Like, it takes that effort. But I think you're a really good

B (20:41)

person when you're passionate about it.

A (20:43)

Yeah, it makes you happy. You still can do the fun things even when you're an adult. And you should because it's kind of like the point in living in a way.

B (20:51)

Honestly, it. I really feel like it brings out the youth in you in some capacity. And I think that it's true like that you're really as old as you feel. And it's not necessarily about like what your number age is because it's what you like really allow it. Like let's say if you are, I don't know, like my age, like I'm about to be 35. Gag. I know, but I don't feel like I'm 35, so I'm not gonna tone like, I'm not gonna be like I'm a 35 year old mindset, like I'm just not. I'm gonna keep doing the things I want to do. I'm gonna have fun with the way I. I'm not going to live the traditional like 35 year old life, so.

A (21:24)

Absolutely not.

B (21:25)

I feel like if you have that as your goal. I was guy because this yesterday I was with one of my teammates and he told me, he's like, yeah, I'm in my 40s and I go your 40s? Because I didn't. He was like my age, like really, truly. And he was like. I asked him how old he was, he was like, what do you want like my biological number or do you want like my like what I really

A (21:45)

like feel like my fucking life.

B (21:49)

Your real age. You fucking are you bitch.

A (21:51)

Fuck. Fuck.

B (21:53)

BLEEP me too, please. Me too, please. BLEEP me. BLEEP me. We're on, we're on a good one. We're on a sick. You know what? We're on a sick one. That's the thing. We're on a sick one.

A (22:07)

Really dark.

B (22:08)

And he was just like, he's like, I. He's like doing things like this. Doing things like this. Help me stay youthful.

A (22:18)

Yes.

B (22:18)

And help me stay like. Cuz he's like, if I feel like, like. And I think like logically like, oh, I'm in my 40s, that I'm gonna start being sedentary in my 40s.

A (22:26)

Do you know what's crazy? There's something in the correct.

B (22:31)

I'm like this, I'm like

A (22:36)

correct. I feel like there's something in the air in LA where people like age is just truly a number because people do whatever they, they, whatever the they. There's not so much as a society societal like, oh, you're this age, so you should have do this thing. Like in la, anything goes. Because no one has like a, like, I mean people have a real job, but a lot of people don't, you know, and everybody's just like doing Their own thing and in their own way. And I just hope that the west coast bleeds throughout America.

B (23:05)

I do too.

A (23:05)

You know, like, that energy, like, whenever I'm at the beach, like, all the older people pass me by the way. I mean, the younger people do too, but it's mostly the older people because they've been running for longer and everybody's into fitness and, like, doing what they important, though.

B (23:20)

I think that's just so important just in every aspect. Like, even if you don't have a ton of, like, I've been getting a lot of messages and, like, people even in the industry talking to me, they're like, you're actually inspiring me to want to do, hell, yeah, something that makes me happy and not like, I want to do something. And, like, you've inspired me to do that. And I was like, I'm so glad, because that's kind of like why I wanted to even share it, because I was doing it for myself. But I started deciding to share it because I'm like, well, maybe people might be, like, inspired by some in some

A (23:44)

way to do something like that in life. Because the thing is, we all have to do things we don't want to do to make money in our job. Jobs. That I don't think is the point in life. I think the point in life is growing, learning, challenging ourselves. I kind of think, like, that's the whole point 100 and it's like, through volume and finding those things, through those

B (24:03)

things that make you happy. So I think that's really, really important. So I, I, I, I've been saying, like, recently, just, like, try to find a passion of yours and follow through with it and to see where it takes you. And I, I've been, been very positively affected by joining the league, and I've been feeling a lot like my cup has been more full. So I think that's like a great, a great thing.

A (24:25)

Yeah.

B (24:26)

And to just keep, just keep trying and find that thing for you, you know?

A (24:30)

Well, shall we start with our hot topics? I want to talk about you taking Michaela on a date. I want to talk about you and Michaela dating. First of all, I thought you were getting okay. Okay. Second of all, even if you are gay, what news to me. So the glory hole. What, all of that was fake?

B (24:52)

There's a spectrum where you know that there is a. There's a spectrum of sexuality. The Kinsey scale, honey.

A (24:57)

I didn't know that it would be a beauty guru.

B (25:00)

You guys, this has been the funniest thing to me it's cracking me the hell up. So, like, apparently, same day, same time, me and Michaela post, we're going on dates. How it happens. I don't. Serendipitous. Okay. I posted. I was like, you guys, I'm going on a date. I'm going on a. A coffee date. Like, he asked me a coffee. And, like, I was like, yes, let's do it. Like, we're gonna go.

A (25:23)

You said he asked me.

B (25:25)

Girl, he's as. He asked me, so. So I'm in my beauty room. That's in California, people.

A (25:31)

Truly, by the way. Truly. That was the one that baffled me the most. I'm like, y' all can clearly see she's in her home. You can clearly see Manny Mua is. But you can't even do that math.

B (25:43)

So I posted that, right? So Michaela also posts that she's going on a date as well. And because obviously, people are so interested in Michaela's dating life right now because of her divorce, it became like, it's with Manny anyway. And I don't know why. He just posted a dating thing too. It's him, like, they're going on dates together.

A (26:02)

And I'm like, I think half the people thought. Maybe even less thought you guys were dead ass about to, like, be boyfriend, girlfriend. And then I think the other half. Yeah, I think 25%. Can I say stupid? Yeah. But then the other half, which I can see more. And I don't think this is so stupid, though. You two were pulling a PR st and, like, doing a collab and, like, being funny.

B (26:27)

Yeah.

A (26:28)

You guys were gonna do a collab. Because I saw a lot of that. People were like, yes, gay, but they're trying to do a PR Sign.

B (26:33)

Yeah. So just doing a little one, too.

A (26:34)

And if anything, your math is still so off because you're both in your own home across the.

B (26:40)

Yes.

A (26:40)

But that one made more sense to me.

B (26:42)

That one at least logically made sense, because I'm like, oh, yeah, Stunt period. I had my top comment on my video because I. Of course, now I saw it. I did a video that was like me asking Michaela on a date because I was so funny so that it was such a thing. So I use, like, the Hades sound where it's like, we go out, we say we dance. Like me asking Michaela out, you know? And so my top comment was like, if you know Manny at all, you know, he thinks this is so fucking funny. And, like, this is all a big joke. And I'm like, I'm so Glad that my people know that I'm actually just a class clown like, that. I just enjoy a giggle and a key, you know? And I'm just like, this is. I'm just taking a piss out of the situation because everyone's tagging me.

A (27:20)

I want to perpetuate it.

B (27:22)

I. Girl, I saw your comment.

A (27:23)

I try to perpetuate the drama.

B (27:25)

Also want to. She's the type of reposting my Runway walk. I'm like, laura, please. But it was just funny that I'm like, some people were actually really serious that it was like, they thought we were going to date.

A (27:41)

That's the best part.

B (27:42)

It's so funny to me. So I'm like, you guys, I kind

A (27:45)

of want that now.

B (27:46)

Yeah, you want us to date.

A (27:47)

Just throw a curveball in both of you or Dane and date.

B (27:51)

Just date. Just vote.

A (27:53)

Just you guys.

B (27:55)

It is so funny. And, like, I feel like everyone's so interested in, like, who she's dating now because of the fact that she's not, like, obviously over with with her ex. And so it's almost become this, like, who is it then? Like, they're trying to hunt him down.

A (28:10)

They have hunt. I mean, they have technically did hunt him.

B (28:13)

Yeah. Which I, again, like, I just find so, like, creepy and weird. Insane and crazy.

A (28:17)

Yeah.

B (28:17)

To try to, like, figure out, like, who this, like, mystery man is that she's going to date with. I'm like, you guys, can you just, like, literally have this thing this poor. This is even prepared, like, for what's going to happen? Like, seriously, Cody, honey, it's just a lie.

A (28:32)

Like, they pick you apart.

B (28:33)

They pick you apart. And it's like, they're so obsessed with the idea of, like, figuring out who she's dating and, like, infringing on, like, their relationship. Mind you, I understand when you let people into a relationship, people have opinions about a relationship, and, like, you're going to understand.

A (28:46)

I'm going on a day and let me talk about this man. You are inviting me.

B (28:50)

I understand. I. I totally get it. But, like, I. Like, I said, like, I feel like there's levels to everything, and I think

A (28:55)

that, like, someone can't talk about social media is crazy.

B (29:00)

You're basically doxxing him. Like, it's just crazy.

A (29:02)

It's crazy to me.

B (29:03)

So the whole idea is insane. But I did have fun with the idea of, like, us, like, but did

A (29:07)

you go, what was it you officially. Were you the guy in the video with Michaela?

B (29:15)

Yes.

A (29:18)

We're gonna use a clip that's a Clip.

B (29:22)

No, you guys, it wasn't me. I'm in California. Like I said like I literally went on a date in Santa Monica. What the fuck?

A (29:30)

The guy you went on a date with is like who's Michaela? He's like what the fuck?

B (29:33)

I thought it was us. So I'm no you guys, it was not me. It wasn't me. It wasn't the like because also people. Do you want to see what they're doing? They screenshot Michaela like the guy grabbing Michaela and they were comparing our hands.

A (29:45)

Oh yeah, I saw that.

B (29:46)

Which I was literally like by the

A (29:47)

way, I was one of the first people to find that they thought it was you. Was I not Laura? I was so early on.

B (29:54)

Yes she did. She was, she was in tuned.

A (29:56)

Thank you. I messaged you before any whisper of it. I said oh my God, Manny, they think it's me. And I had scrolled.

B (30:03)

I was like what are you talking about?

A (30:05)

Nosy, nosy girl. And I was scrolling through Michaela's comments just cuz I wanted to see what people were saying and never in a million years did I think cuz it only had 200 likes on it at the time. They're like, but that's a lot.

B (30:17)

I mean but it's like there were

A (30:18)

comments with like 10,000 likes but I, I found it and I screenshot. I said manny, they think it's you. And it blew up so funny to me.

B (30:26)

I was cracking up because the thing is like once it like started getting waves I was like well now I'm absolutely poke fun with it. Cuz like that's just my, my personality. Absolutely, that's. I'm like oh yes. Well yes. No, Michaela thought it was so funny too. She literally reposted it and posted it on her stories. Michaela, literally, she's the same like she will literally like she has a sense of humor and I know people like want to be like they want to shout Michaela all the time or whatever but I'm like she has a sense

A (30:49)

of humor and she's a great marketer.

B (30:50)

Funny and she's a great marketer and she will like she was like I'm

A (30:54)

going on a date tonight. And then pulls out her brand new fragrance from Sniff hello and does a full thing with it.

B (31:00)

Hello.

A (31:00)

She's a genius.

B (31:01)

She's genius.

A (31:02)

Whether you love her, she's a genius. She is funny.

B (31:05)

Don't care. So.

A (31:06)

So people couldn't believe so hard that she was with another man already. I don't want to say Already. But it. The online context, it is already. It's early. Just because. Yeah.

B (31:17)

In the context.

A (31:17)

Context of online, they don't. It was literally divorce, Vegas boyfriend. You know what I mean? Or dating. So for them, they didn't want to believe that she's with someone else, so they literally twisted it into it insane.

B (31:31)

The gay beauty girl from San Diego.

A (31:33)

It also reminded me, like, back in Dramageddon, like, whenever we were getting canceled, it kind of reminded me because I was reading people's comments. It just cracks me up when you're on this perspective of it and you know, like, how false it is. Like, it's funny comments because they're so even.

B (31:47)

I thought it was funny.

A (31:48)

They are so. And people would comment Manny. And be like, dude, he's in California right now. And people would have a full rebuttal. Yes, full rebuttal. And I was just busting the up on how dead serious people were really serious about it, 10 toes down, that it was you. And I'm like, they did this to us about little nuances, about dumb things, about our cancellation just being dead wrong, but so sure of themselves at the same time. I'm like, the Internet is Boo Boo the fool.

B (32:14)

It's. It is. And it's so funny because the thing is, like, once one idea spreads, it becomes, like, their truth. And I'm like, what are you talking about? This is literally, like, crazy. And the fact that people were literally like, well, they can both afford jets and fight each other.

A (32:26)

And I'm like, you booked to go on a date?

B (32:30)

You think I'm going to go on a jet to go on a date, baby?

A (32:32)

Wrong queen.

B (32:33)

You got the fucking wrong one. Okay? Like, I was. Was like, you guys are delusional. But at the end of the day, the comments were so funny that I've been enjoying seeing the ruckus.

A (32:42)

If you're booking a jet, we're going to an island. Point blank period.

B (32:47)

We ain't even staying in the States.

A (32:48)

We staying in the States.

B (32:49)

We are going to Bora Bora Bora Bora. We're going to the Maldives.

A (32:53)

We're going St. Bart.

B (32:56)

We're going to really utilize that jet.

A (32:58)

No offense. It ain't Boston.

B (32:59)

It ain't Boston.

A (33:00)

I love that I'm including myself. But if you have a jet, there are some seats.

B (33:03)

Oh, you know, you're invited.

A (33:06)

You're like, you're going to.

B (33:07)

You know what Laura said the other day? She sent me a video.

A (33:10)

I'm scared. I'm so scared.

B (33:11)

She goes, okay, $10 million do a pull up, Laura. That video was killing me. He's like, okay, so your best friend, you're going to get $10 million if your best friend doesn't pull up. And Laura sends me a video and she goes, we ain't getting $10 million.

A (33:28)

I'm so sorry. I was like, laura, please do your pull up. So now I'm practicing. I told Manny I was like, the first thing I thought is, if I'm hanging off a cliff, I won't be able to save myself. And I always thought I could.

B (33:39)

And I was like, no, I don't think so, honey.

A (33:42)

10 million.

B (33:43)

Okay. But the idea of like hanging from your hands trying to hoist up is actually crazy. Crazy to hoist up your entire body.

A (33:49)

That's technically what a pull up is.

B (33:51)

Yeah, I know. Because you do it all the way up. But it's kind of crazy. Like the idea of that's insane.

A (33:55)

I'm doing assistant pull ups right now so I can get us the 10 videos. So funny.

B (34:01)

Oh, she was like, we're not getting the chest. Like, okay, cool. Thank you. Yeah. That's been a really funny last two days for me with Michaela.

A (34:10)

It's been funny for me.

B (34:11)

So funny. It's entertaining to me as well because I just find it so funny that people love to be like. Because I honestly, I genuinely think it's cuz without makeup, I can be more mask presenting. So they're just like, he's a man with.

A (34:25)

Accused us of dating.

B (34:27)

Hello.

A (34:28)

But as we've had the podcast, they're like,

B (34:32)

exactly. No, yesterday I was out with the. With. We went out after with the team and there was other teams and I had. Was wearing a backwards cap and glasses and like a shirt because after I played I'm sweaty. I was like, I don't want to be like, in regular hair. And they're looking me and they're like, if you don't talk, you're really giving trade.

A (34:49)

I go, the only thing that gives you.

B (34:53)

He said, if you don't talk, you're giving trade.

A (34:57)

That's why I told you in Dubai

B (34:58)

you're good if I just stay silent.

A (35:00)

But I say your two earrings, it is questionable.

B (35:04)

The earrings are questionable.

A (35:05)

One. It's like, maybe he's a boy.

B (35:07)

I don't know. One.

A (35:08)

One.

B (35:09)

But I thought one felt more gay.

A (35:10)

Oh, you're right. I don't know. Those are diamonds.

B (35:13)

These are diamond, though. Don't cut off my ear. Do not cut my ear. But no, it was just cracking me up because I was Literally like, oh, so silent.

A (35:24)

You're like, thank you.

B (35:25)

Thank you. Yes. I'm dating Michaela. We're dating.

A (35:32)

What else are we talking about today?

B (35:33)

Maybe there's actually a lot. There's a lot of like little topics that we have to. To work on, honey. But that was a funny one. Okay, what about Selena? Selena and Benny, Everybody online.

A (35:46)

Haley,

B (35:49)

I would like to talk about. First of all. We actually have to dive in from the. The dirty feet first. We have to actually go from the. To the. To the package last. So there was a video that popped up where Benny was like doing this podcast and he had put his nasty dirty ass feet on the couch.

A (36:04)

He's been walking around in a parking lot barefoot.

B (36:07)

It looks like it was like Laura and Cabo.

A (36:09)

It was me.

B (36:11)

Cabo.

A (36:11)

It was me and Cabo.

B (36:12)

Literally black feet and I have gotten in the bed and like he was like. And he was like sharding himself.

A (36:18)

But he was sober.

B (36:19)

Yes, yes, yes, yes. So it's like that whole thing was just like, damn, you're nasty. Like it was just like it became like a full thing right where it's like, damn. Like that's sick.

A (36:25)

Like you're naked.

B (36:26)

Nasty. So Selena, she's obviously. They saw this controversy so they're doing a podcast or whatever. She decides to kiss his feet.

A (36:35)

That's why she did it, huh?

B (36:36)

100. That has to that like there's no world in which I'm like, she didn't see that was happening. So of course she's like, I love him so much. I'm gonna kiss his feet anyway. You guys, I was in shock when I saw that. Shock. Because the thing is like, I know there's like feet people, whatever, but after just seeing. Seeing the blackened foot and then Selena kissing the. The foot, I was literally like, I can't do this right now. Like I wasn't even. I. It wasn't even palpable for me. Like I was not well mentally.

A (37:04)

What about the Jake kids toothbrush? You saw Jake's too. Tara. Tara Yummy's ex. You saw that toothbrush.

B (37:13)

Okay, but what. Give me. Give me the context because I can't remember.

A (37:16)

The toothbrush had mold. Like a thick layer. Like, like this thick. It was an electric one. So they hoard a little bit of mold. His had mold all the way around. He basically got kind of canceled for it cuz it was so foul and he can't get past it. Like people are like not being funny with it. They're dead ass mad. Cuz it's so bad.

B (37:33)

But, like, I know exactly what you're talking about because, like, it's like the gunk of the electric toothbrush that, like, stays like. It's like the toothpaste itself. Show me right now.

A (37:41)

I'm gonna freak out, but it's just like one of those situations. Yeah, it's an ick.

B (37:48)

I'm upset. And I did not like, I wanted to be almost like, Selena, get up right now.

A (37:52)

Get up.

B (37:52)

Get up. That's what I wanted to say. I said, get up right now.

A (37:58)

Piss me off.

B (37:58)

But I was like, bro, this is too much. And the thing is, it what? Do you know what's funny? I feel like the kissing the feed thing would have been, like, not even that big of a deal or almost endearing or like, just like, oh, my God, they're partners or whatever if the dirty foot thing didn't predispose that. You know what I'm saying?

A (38:14)

We've seen where them feet have been.

B (38:16)

That's why I was like, because we saw where the feet have been. So it really end up upset me.

A (38:19)

Okay, so these two bottom ones are great images. Oh, you know, my passcode

B (38:27)

got right in. That's how much pressed on the toothpaste. Okay, that's mold. Okay, so this is the toothpaste. Cool. Mint.

A (38:37)

Yeah. And he's brushing his teeth with that Laura. Uhhuh. He got mold.

B (38:46)

Is that mold?

A (38:47)

That's mold. So he admits it's mold. And like, people are not even laughing and being cute. Like, he is, like, literally got in trouble. And then he tried to make some funny tick tocks, like, about it, like, to joke about it.

B (38:58)

And all the comments, they're like, no, we're not joking. We ain't joking.

A (39:01)

Yeah. I feel like this is like the Benny situation.

B (39:04)

100. That's exactly where these men are. You can't, like, sick. I'm in. Just seeing the toothbrush, it really. I have an oral B as well. Like, don't piss me off.

A (39:14)

Oral B.

B (39:15)

Like, don't piss me off.

A (39:16)

And, you know, get a little crust,

B (39:18)

of course, because it's a toothpaste buildup, like, but every sonic tooth, like, because it shakes, that is actually the one of the most foul things I've everis. That's giving Gingy. It's giving Gingy Anka. And I love Jake, but I'm like, baby, baby.

A (39:33)

See, that's how people are like, it's

B (39:35)

like, baby, you got to wash the brush, though. Got to wash the brush. It's like. But the thing is, what was Funny, the video where she kisses his foot. His foot isn't that dirty.

A (39:42)

Yeah. We ain't seen you kiss that dark muddy foot though.

B (39:47)

That foot was in insane truffle.

A (39:50)

It was.

B (39:50)

It was a truffle pig hunting.

A (39:51)

It stomped through so much.

B (39:53)

It was just. The foot was just crazy. And I just seeing the clip going around, everyone was like, selena, no. Like, please, you're too good. Like, you can't do this. So it was a shock. It was a shock to my system as well. I don't like seeing that. I did not like seeing that. I was pissed also.

A (40:09)

Whenever his foot was that dirty. This is the thing. A fart is always funny. But the way the foot was so dirty. And then he holds the mic up and fart. It makes it nasty.

B (40:19)

Like if it's just a fart alone, then you're like cracking nasty dirty foot and fart. Then it's like, oh, are you a nasty human?

A (40:26)

Oh, Timothy Shalam. I knew he would eventually. Cuz whenever you get so famous, eventually you're going to say some say some

B (40:36)

people are going to say take it the. The way they take it.

A (40:38)

So I screenshot it so I could quote what he said so we don't mess it up. But apparently he has a lot of family members in the offering bout and ballet. So I just want to preface that if that means anything to anyone. He said, quote, I don't want to work in the ballet or offroad where it's like, hey, let's keep this thing alive, even though no one cares any about it anymore. And then he said, came back and said all respect to the ballet and offer people. People out there. I think he was talking to Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey is just like. He's like looking at the camera like he's like giving him a wing. You sure about that, babe? Yeah, like you just gonna walk?

B (41:14)

He was like.

A (41:17)

I think his point was which also the movie industry is dying as well at certain times, so. But I think his point was like, he knows that industry because he has family members in it. I'm not trying to take up for him. He shouldn't have said that because imagine being in the offer your whole life or ballet your whole life and then this kid. The hell yeah. You don't want to slap him. But I think his point was like, those industries probably do go through ebbs and flows of struggle because they're not so like social media, CGI heavy. It is just truly art. It is art and it probably is a tougher industry to, like, have all eyes on. You know, when's the last time an offer went viral on Tik Tok?

B (41:53)

Totally.

A (41:54)

So he was just saying, like, he didn't want to be a part of this industry. You shouldn't say that.

B (41:58)

Oh, well, you. You can say, I don't want to be part of the industry, but you should not be saying no one because no one cares. Like, that's.

A (42:04)

No one is big. People do.

B (42:06)

That's crazy.

A (42:07)

They're just not big and viral. And they are going to be a tough industry, I'm sure, to get out there, you know?

B (42:13)

Well, also, like, when you think about it, like, so Doja actually made a video on TikTok and was like, this bitch, like, Aubrey's been going for 400 years. You know, Valley, 500 years. Like this. Like. Like every industry goes to ebbs and flows. And like, you just basically shouldn't be saying that kind of thing because people do care. The people that are dancing care. The people that are singing care.

A (42:31)

And their audiences are full.

B (42:34)

Yeah. No.

A (42:34)

And so people care. People care.

B (42:36)

And honestly, like, when you think about it, ballet people, they dedicate their life to ballet. They. They torture their bodies for about ballet. Like, they do everything that they can for the art of ballet. Like, you see ballet dancers feet mangled and destroyed.

A (42:50)

It's an absolutely.

B (42:51)

For the art.

A (42:52)

Incredible, challenging art form to be respected. To say nobody also, it's like, here's the thing. No. Yes. He probably loose. Was loose lipping me.

B (43:02)

Yeah.

A (43:04)

But whenever you're that famous, you have that many eyes on you, you have to be more careful or you're going to have to take the. The backlash from saying something like that. Also, he sounds like, you know, Timothy Chalamet is very mature for his age. He is.

B (43:19)

Yeah.

A (43:19)

And he is super talented for his age. He grew up a theater kid, so no doubt he knows. But his youth showed right there.

B (43:28)

100.

A (43:28)

His immaturity. You showed in there.

B (43:31)

In that interview, I saw another thing where it was like, Hollywood fix, like, following. So Adela. Her name's Adela. She's an artist, and she was one of the girlies that was gonna potentially be in Cat's Eye. She was in the interview or in the. In the running for a Cat's Eye. And. But they had told her they're like, you're giving more solo acts. So she decided she's like, okay, period. So I'm gonna go do, like, my own album being a solo girly. So she's like, doing that. And Adela did Ballet growing up. So the Hollywood fixes falling under. Like, so what do you think about like Timothy saying that? And she's like, he's not like super wrong. Wrong. She was like, it is kind of a dying art and people should be going to sing ballet and opera and like, hopefully it's publicity for it. But like, obviously they were just saying, like in the way that it was said, it could just been like received wrong. And it's like the wrong the way the message was portrayed. It's not like the message how it should be portrayed, but instead of it being like, you know, it's a very, very hard thing to do and people should care more about it. It's an art.

A (44:23)

Instead of.

B (44:24)

I don't want.

A (44:25)

No one cares about it.

B (44:26)

Exactly. So. So it's like the message could be like, it would make sense. But it's the delivery of the message that really like fell on deaf ears. Because even what she was saying, she was like, I grew valet. Like, like, it makes sense in a way.

A (44:39)

It is a dying. That's sad. But you know what is I thought about because they were saying he has a lot of family members in ballet. He probably knows that factually, and that's probably why he said it, because he actually does have his toes, you know, that world. So he's very aware and the delivery was horrific.

B (44:56)

Yeah, exactly. So I feel like he could have probably been like right on the money with something that he was saying, or it could have been like guided in a better way. It was just the way he said it that was like girly. It makes it seem like, well, these arts.

A (45:07)

Sometimes I think it's like a good thing that these moments happen. And I only say that because now offer and ballet is going to be spotlighted and has been spotlight whenever. No one really was particularly hella talking about ballet and bringing up amazing artists in opera. I mean, that wasn't on my timeline, so now it is. And I said the same thing whenever Trump was like, damn, we have to invite the girl girls hockey team or I'm gonna be impeach. I did not know the girls were that sickening. Neither did I. I never knew that. And so, like, without that moment. And then what happened was the girls got spotlighted times 10 because that happened. And that's what really needed to happen. So sometimes there is a beauty in these moments where, you know, people do foul things. It really.

B (45:53)

But it makes something better.

A (45:54)

Yeah, it makes something better.

B (45:55)

You make lemonade out of the lemon.

A (45:57)

Because I'm like, damn, do I need to go see a ballet like this is making the subject relevant, you know,

B (46:02)

I was like, well, I've never got to see an opera or a ballet in my whole life. Mind you, growing up in SoCal, it's not like they do have it here. Well, these. But like we have everything. We do everything. But like in San Diego, I didn't really know about like, yeah, ballet and opera and like, to me that wasn't something in my line of sight at all. And it wasn't until like I was a literal. Hello. Same with you. I know. Baby, what the fuck are you doing out there in Alabama?

A (46:27)

Thinking about like, I prefer professional opera.

B (46:31)

Like ain't no way. Ain't no way. So, yeah, I just feel like growing up in Chula, I'm like, yeah, there's, I don't, I don't know if there's opera. You just don't see that. So I feel like the arts are so celebrated in like places like New York and LA and like really celebrated in these really liberal, like big hubs of cities or people like want to celebrate people's art. And it's not always like that in every place in the United States, you know, so I'm glad it got celebrated and more seen. Even though it came from like a. The thing is at the end of the day, like Timothy's not gonna be cancele canceled forever for it. It's like it was like a shitty take and a bad opinion.

A (47:04)

It was a shitty take.

B (47:05)

It was a shitty take. But at least it gives highlight to an art form that should be highlighted.

A (47:12)

Our next drama is Tana and Jeff are apparently not friends anymore.

B (47:18)

I saw this interview, or not even interview. It was like a live. And Jeff was cutting Hassan Piker's hair. Who just shout to Hassan. Just being a fine ass man. I just want to say that, right? First of all, foremost, gorge. Oh, stunning, gorgeous, amazing. Very smart. No.

A (47:33)

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

B (47:34)

I'm rich about this. I know, but he's, he's just very, very smart, very well spoken and he does like a lot of. I feel like he does a lot of good for a lot of people. And so he was, Jeff was cutting his hair and he was talking about like friendships and he was like, it's like, well, Tana's not really my friend anymore. And people were like, what the are you talking about? Like, you guys literally have done like so many podcasts together. You guys have done so much together. Like you've done so many things. And he was like, well, like after she Got her boyfriend. Like, imagine like Tana being close with me. That just doesn't look good. It's not like a good look where it's like, imagine her coming over to hang out with me. Like, how do you explain that? And it's like when I was watching it, to me it felt very like, well, damn, you think real highly of yourself. Like, in my mind, like, immediately, that's just what I thought. But then I remember too, like in the straight world or like hetero world, I think there is like, dynamics where it's like straight men, straight women, you know, there could be like this undertone, this underlying thing. And I think that there's something to it.

A (48:33)

One on one. I don't hang out with any.

B (48:34)

With like straight guys. By yourself?

A (48:36)

None.

B (48:36)

Like, that's like.

A (48:37)

I don't have one straight man besides a family member that I would hang out with. One on one.

B (48:42)

Right? See, and that, that's, it's like own like social norm. I think that's just like what it is. And like the, the hetero world saw

A (48:49)

those two people at the beach that are influencers that weren't supposed to be together and they were together. And I was like, manny, they're str. Straight. So like, like, I wouldn't be walking in the. At the beach with a straight man ever, point blank period, unless my husband was there. Oh, when I, that, that straight guy, I thought he was gay.

B (49:13)

My friend's friend.

A (49:14)

Your friend was gay?

B (49:15)

Yeah, of course.

A (49:16)

Why does he have a straight friend he's bringing around?

B (49:18)

I know, I know. I remember that now. I forgot all about that story.

A (49:23)

I was like, baby, I was chatting him.

B (49:25)

Oh, chopping it up. You'. Yes, girl, yes.

A (49:29)

He's like, where's the party?

B (49:31)

He's like, you're gonna bring your friend Laura around again.

A (49:33)

I was like, why?

B (49:34)

What are you talking about?

A (49:35)

And then he like, he's straight.

B (49:37)

I was like, oh, he was interested in her. And Laura Lawrence fully thought he was gay. Fully thought he was gay. Like, full blown, like. And he honestly, like, I mean, he acted gay, looked gay.

A (49:50)

The guy's listening right now. He's gay. If he's listening though, he's definitely.

B (49:54)

If you're. If you're listening, maybe you are gay. I'm sorry, you're on the spectrum. Like, you are there.

A (49:58)

I'm like, gotcha.

B (49:59)

Yeah, we got you. I'm sorry. It is what it is. But no, that, that is funny now that you bring that up, because I remember we us talking about this whole conversation and it's its own, like, hidden rule or it's like his own, like, subset of like, something. Because I don't really know of that a lot in, like, the gay world that's not really like a thing. Like, you, of course, have, like, your gay besties. Gay besties. Because it's like we always say, or at least like, me and my friends are like, oh, that's our. My sister. So it becomes almost like a familial bond with, like, a fellow gay person where it's like, of course I can have a boyfriend, but then have g friends that are my sisters that like. And there's no like, issue. You know what I mean? Because we would never cross that boundary because they're like my family.

A (50:38)

So weird.

B (50:39)

But it's not really like that in, like, the street world as much. And you don't really have those kind of things all the time.

A (50:45)

Like a straight woman. A straight man is so vastly different. Like, I don't have anything in common to want to hang out with a straight man. You know what I mean?

B (50:53)

Like, like the interests, everything.

A (50:55)

Nothing that they would do that would make me want to hang out with them. And if it's dinner, extremely too intimate.

B (51:01)

Yeah.

A (51:01)

Unless my husband's there. Like, me and a straight man are not ever going to go to dinner together.

B (51:05)

Like, like, what would be the point?

A (51:08)

Never.

B (51:09)

And that actually does make more sense now when you think about, like, the similarities and like, just the interests in general. Like, why? What would be the point other than like, an actual, like, interest or like, let's say if your co workers. Or like, I don't know, like, there has to be like, that shared thing. But even still, it's like, odd.

A (51:25)

Yeah, it's odd.

B (51:26)

But I do remember when you tell me about the influencers and I was like, maybe they're just friends.

A (51:29)

I was like, no, not the straight world. And then what did we find?

B (51:33)

Look what happened. They were literally canoodling.

A (51:36)

Yeah. We clocked the house.

B (51:38)

We found insider information that was crazy in itself.

A (51:42)

You never know who's watching.

B (51:44)

That was me.

A (51:45)

I'm watching.

B (51:45)

It was Laura watching. She saw you guys on the beach.

A (51:47)

My jaw dropped.

B (51:48)

She literally saw you.

A (51:49)

And, like, my jaw, literally.

B (51:50)

And I found out all the information.

A (51:51)

Yes, he did.

B (51:52)

From the source, Doris.

A (51:53)

You did?

B (51:56)

I'm a nosy. That's my problem is that I'm a poker. I'm nosy. I really want to get the information.

A (52:00)

I want, see and know everything.

B (52:02)

That's just what it is. I'm sorry. Like, that's what it is, and I will find out.

A (52:06)

We're really good at keeping information, though,

B (52:08)

and we'll keep it a secret. Like, we're actually not gonna say, like, any, like, details about stuff. I think that's why, actually, a lot of it does come to us because we're not actually telling everyone, and we don't. We're vaults.

A (52:17)

We really are.

B (52:18)

We'll just. We'll just judge you amongst ourselves.

A (52:20)

If you tell one of us you've told.

B (52:24)

Actually, the second you tell her, it's already in my mind.

A (52:26)

It already.

B (52:27)

Yeah, it's already actually transferred in and I. I'm already plugged in, baby. I was like, oh, oh, baby. I'm already actually plugged into that. I knew exactly what.

A (52:35)

What we do if we have baby tea, we call baby tea. It just means it's not real, babe.

B (52:39)

It's fine. We.

A (52:39)

We'll tell each other. But if we have big tea, we have to wait till it's in person.

B (52:43)

If it's too good and it's too fierce, I need to see your reaction. Like, don't piss me off. And I've actually FaceTimed you just for that.

A (52:51)

Yep. When it's that BT versus Big T. Yes. It's. There's a difference in my head.

B (52:55)

Yeah. Oh. Like, yes. Oh. What's our next one?

A (53:02)

I don't really know.

B (53:04)

Britney.

A (53:05)

That's what it is. Let her hit. Let her hit.

B (53:09)

Let her hit.

A (53:09)

Remember Chris Crocker?

B (53:11)

The Chris Crocker videos have been popping up again because of her daughter, and they have been cracking me up. It's like, it's Britney.

A (53:17)

Let her in.

B (53:18)

Let her.

A (53:19)

No, guys, you can't drink and drive

B (53:21)

or do drugs and drive. Oh.

A (53:22)

Because that was a little mixture.

B (53:24)

It was crazy. So recently, by the way, Britney, like, sold her, like, entire music album for $200 million.

A (53:29)

Sickening.

B (53:29)

So I can't feel bad about things like this when they happen. I'm like, baby, you're so filthy rich. Don't be a fool. Like, in my mind, I'm like, don't play with me.

A (53:37)

You know what? There's two Britney songs that I run to all the time.

B (53:40)

Really?

A (53:41)

I can't take it.

B (53:42)

Take it.

A (53:43)

Take no more.

B (53:44)

Okay, what's the other one?

A (53:46)

You Better Work.

B (53:48)

And that's such a hype song. You Better Work, which is literally, like, the hype song.

A (53:51)

Excellent songs.

B (53:52)

It's a great song. So basically, yeah, Britney.

A (53:55)

I just know she was listening to one of the two songs.

B (53:57)

I don't. I think she was in silence. I think her mind is so loud right now, I don't think she needs music, honestly.

A (54:05)

She was like, you better work, it's

B (54:08)

silent in the car. So Britney me just like got arrested for drinking and driving and honestly being just knee braided in general. I guess when they had like showed the thing that it was, it came back that it was like drugs and alcohol. And I'm curious, I'm like, what is this mixture? Like what is what is going on here? And I was like, just because you are a mega celebrity, this iconic celebrity does not mean you should be drinking and driving because you're putting so many

A (54:32)

other people in danger.

B (54:34)

Like if you want to act a fool.

A (54:36)

She was also driving erratically and speeding. So that's why I would. They had. People had reported there was a black BMW speeding, driving around. Yep. They literally reported the car because of how crazy the driving was. So the police, the CHP went out there and pulled her over. They said that her report said she was on drugs and drinking alcohol and she went to jail and she has a court date May 4th for this incident.

B (55:00)

So I saw her mug shot recently. Some. Some of her videos that she's been posting recently, recently have been so next level. They're next level because like she's obviously like, she's the type of girl that does her little dancing other videos and they're like funny. A lot of her videos, like they're really funny to me. But recently some of her videos where she's like dancing, she almost has this like really intense like off energy in them. Like they're just so more unhinged than usual. She's almost like frowning in them, almost like looking angry in her dancing videos.

A (55:32)

Better for her to go off offline. I think so too posting this stuff. I think it's much better for her

B (55:38)

just to go off just like live her life like just a country thing honestly. And who knows, maybe she needs to like just be around people that aren't. Yes. Men that just needs like she needs like that care like as a human being for her because she was so like not cared for for so long in the conservatorship. And it was never really about her.

A (55:54)

It was about her money.

B (55:55)

It's her money. And so she needs people that are like about her, you know, that really care about her her. And like it's just sad because like what have happened and like, you know the medication that they put her on for the conservative has obviously like created really bad like health issues in her actual brain. And it came out that it was like, no, it can, like, give you holes in your brain. So it's like, I really feel like she's just been so. She's been so unfairly treated that it's like she needs something just, like, peaceful. You know what I mean? But it's like. But then it's at the same time. You cannot be out drinking and driving. You just can't. And there's no excuse for it. And I will never, ever, ever. It doesn't matter what' celebrity you are. It doesn't matter who the.

A (56:33)

How much I love you. Doesn't matter. Do not drink and drive it in

B (56:38)

driving, because you're putting people at risk. And it's so unfair.

A (56:40)

It's so, so unfair.

B (56:42)

And that goes for everyone. Anyone out there. Do not be drinking, driving you sick. Like, that is, like, the most irresponsible thing you could do.

A (56:49)

Yeah. Especially whenever Uber. And there are just options now more than ever there. More than there ever has been. So it's like, there's no excuse for that.

B (56:58)

Literally, options now. So don't piss me off.

A (57:01)

And then our last topic is Bridgerton.

B (57:03)

Oh, my God. Bridgeton this season. Epic spoilers ahead.

A (57:08)

Epic. Yeah.

B (57:09)

Okay, click out because, like, the episode's done technically now we're just gonna. We're just gonna key a little bit about Bridgerton and then we'll end it. But if. If you want to click off because you haven't seen the season of Bridgerton, click off now. We love you so much. Can't wait to see you guys next week. But if you aren't baby Bridgeton the house Bridgerton this season.

A (57:28)

I love their nod to Sand Cinderella.

B (57:30)

I. This is my favorite season. Bridgeton.

A (57:31)

I think it might be one of my favorites.

B (57:32)

I've decided.

A (57:33)

I decided number one. My number one is the spin off

B (57:36)

for the Charlotte Queen.

A (57:37)

Charlotte. That's one of the best shows ever. Like, it's hard to cry, but like that one, it was a. Tears. And I just love the Queen. And if you haven't watched that, definitely watch it because it gives you so much more perspective on why the queen is the way she is. And you like her a lot.

B (57:50)

So much more.

A (57:52)

But this season, they do a nod to Cinderella. I mean, it is. I don't know who is writing this show.

B (57:57)

Was Shonda Rhymes. I think it's Shonda.

A (58:03)

Let me look.

B (58:03)

I swear, I swear to you. Look it up. I'm pretty. I swear to you. I think Shonda Rhymes does the show in some way. I know Shonda's a part of It. I just know she's part of it in some capacity. But you guys, it was like kind of like a Cinderella story in a way in like Bridgeton fashion. And the writing was so incredible. The. I genuinely think I'm more budget for this season because. Because even more so than seasons prior, the outfits, the wigs, the hair, the queen's hair, the outfits forever. It was literally like next level to the other seasons. And I was like, they must have gotten more budge for these things because it looks insane. The story is incredible. It's like there's a two part. It's like a two part season and there's a lot of twists and turns that happen that I don't even expect.

A (58:46)

Insane.

B (58:47)

Like insane. And who would have thought four seasons. Seasons in season four. My favorite. Who would ever thought.

A (58:53)

I know I said I don't understand how they keep making so many seasons of the show. And it gets better.

B (58:58)

Thank God they already picked up from

A (58:59)

season five and six.

B (59:00)

Thank God.

A (59:01)

So Bridgerton is a book. I thought so. Because whenever writing gets so.

B (59:06)

What?

A (59:06)

Yep.

B (59:07)

Okay.

A (59:08)

Checks out. Her name is Julie Jula Julia Quinn. Who wrote.

B (59:13)

Who wrote the books?

A (59:14)

Whenever writing is so fantastic.

B (59:16)

So how is Shonda in you always a book?

A (59:17)

Let's see. Maybe she's helping her put it together for the show.

B (59:21)

Maybe it's for the show. I'm gonna ask like, how is Shonda Rhymes part of Bridgerton?

A (59:25)

That's what we'll do.

B (59:26)

We do that. Because I just know Sean is in it in some capacity. Maybe she's the director. Actually.

A (59:31)

Maybe she could be the director.

B (59:32)

She's. She's somehow involved. I just know she's involved in some capacity because I've. I've seen her talk about Bridgerton. So I think she's in it. But yeah. So I think what is. It's eight books. Yep, it's eight.

A (59:45)

You think they're gonna do eight series?

B (59:47)

I would pray and hope because if they're anything close to. Because the thing do. What's so great about Bridgerton? I. I feel like a lot of shows like this fall off. The more seasons you get. A lot of shows will actually get worse as season progress. Bridgeton's one of the only shows out there that season four is my favorite season of all the seasons. How is that even possible? But it is like that's crazy to me.

A (60:11)

She's the executive producer.

B (60:12)

Producer I knew was in there.

A (60:15)

Bridgerton and Queen Charlotte.

B (60:17)

Love. Love. That's why it's so great. I love Shonda Rhymes in general. So it's just so nice to watch a show that actually gets. It feels like it could get better

A (60:25)

with better and better. Also, my favorite character. Me and Manny, we're talking about, like, who's our favorite character? We're talking about the mom.

B (60:30)

The mom.

A (60:31)

And I was. I don't think anyone else could be casted to play her the way she plays this mother. Like, the mother of the Bridgerton. She is just so perfect. And then me and Manny also, like, Eloise.

B (60:43)

Love, love. Eloise is like, again, she's like, top two.

A (60:46)

Yeah.

B (60:47)

The. The mom is. And it's not even close for me. She's my number one because every scene the mother is in, I cannot look away from her.

A (60:55)

Okay. Me and Manny both agreed. We were talking about this. We felt like, though the villain this season didn't get enough crime, I was too soft.

B (61:04)

Angry.

A (61:04)

It was too soft.

B (61:05)

I'm like, oh, you guys come to a consensus?

A (61:07)

Yeah, girl.

B (61:08)

No, I need her going to prison

A (61:10)

because she was so evil. They painted her out to be way too evil for the punishment of the crime.

B (61:15)

She needed so much more. And that's my problem is I feel like she needed to be almost, like, put in prison because technically, her crimes were way greater than stealing a pair of shoes. Girl.

A (61:25)

And the other girl. No, she borrowed.

B (61:28)

Actually, technically, the other daughters. Yes, the other daughter. So it's like the fact that the mom. The dowry. Essentially stole the dowry, got extra money, like, did the whole thing. I was literally like, she deserves to go to prison.

A (61:41)

We'll let bygones be bygones.

B (61:42)

She, like, you know what? No, no, no, no. I want her to be up. And I wonder though, maybe as the future seasons progress, there could be more with the story.

A (61:51)

That's true.

B (61:52)

Because the thing is, now that she's attached to one of the Bridgetons, that doesn't mean it ends there. Because, look, we see Penelope's mom all the time. So there's definitely.

A (61:59)

Penelope's mom's maid came back.

B (62:01)

I was so glad I know that poor woman, because I was like, ellie's mom. You don't even deserve her.

A (62:07)

She went from bad to worse.

B (62:08)

Yes. Yep.

A (62:10)

I was like, give her a break.

B (62:12)

I was like, this poor woman. Like, it's really. It is fascinating to watch this show when it's so ups. They're so obsessed with hierarchy and maids and being a nobleman, and it's like just basically having a. A paper singer nobleman. Like, that makes a huge difference between, like, you know, someone who's a maid and, like, needs to be Made and like this noble. These noble people.

A (62:30)

And it's, like, foolish. It is.

B (62:31)

It is. It's all foolishness. And they treat people like shit because of the fact that they're a quirky, unquote made. And so even so, though, the show is just so well done. I posted on my stories that Bridgeton was my favorite, like, this season. My favorite season. The amount of dms I got that were like. It's in my favorite season, too.

A (62:47)

Incredible.

B (62:48)

So, so good.

A (62:50)

I also been watching Tell Me Lies.

B (62:52)

Oh, yeah, you're telling me.

A (62:53)

Everybody was like, girl, you're late, and I am late. They were like, that is. They finished it. It's just a show about college kids having sex with each other.

B (63:00)

Oh, okay.

A (63:01)

Like, no, really foul stuff.

B (63:04)

Like Euphoria vibes.

A (63:06)

Yes. Yeah, I would say it's closer to Euphoria. Very.

B (63:09)

I just rewatched all of Euphoria.

A (63:10)

Did you? Because it's been so long. When are they coming out with a new season?

B (63:13)

Let me tell you something. Euphoria is even better than I thought. Like, rewatching it.

A (63:18)

I was like, it's so good. It's not. I don't think it's going to be as good because they have them older in the future.

B (63:25)

But I'm like, as long as they have the characters, like, how their essence of who they are, it will be great because of how they are. But I'm like, when you watch Euphoria again, I was literally like, oh, my

A (63:37)

God, why can't they make more shows like that?

B (63:39)

Why not? I don't understand. They don't. It's too dark.

A (63:42)

We started watching this new show, Ty. Do you remember the name of it? We were watching it last night. It is Jason Bateman, which I'm annoyed with him because the Charlie XCX interview. I don't hate him, but he's stupid. Yeah, he's literally stupid. And then the guy from Stranger Things, Hawkins. Oh, the coffer.

B (63:59)

I've actually. I've heard of this. I heard of it.

A (64:02)

DTF St. Louis. There's two episodes on HBO. Twists and turns, babe.

B (64:07)

Really? And that in just two episodes.

A (64:09)

Yeah. I'm just excited that Bears murders, like, the whole thing. They give it to you, like, episode

B (64:15)

immediately, though, because that's how you catch people's attention nowadays.

A (64:17)

Oh, definitely.

B (64:18)

That's kind of like, you have to

A (64:19)

have sex and murder.

B (64:20)

Like, it has to be that. I just caught up on the Beauty.

A (64:22)

So, so sickening.

B (64:24)

And then there was. Oh, the. The last season of the Boys is, like, coming out soon. This month, I think.

A (64:30)

Did you watch Fallout?

B (64:31)

No, I haven't watched out. Did you like it? Did you watch it?

A (64:34)

Yeah, I haven't watched all of it, but it's good.

B (64:36)

Okay, cool. I'm gonna watch it. I need to watch that too.

A (64:38)

So, so many good shows.

B (64:40)

We were just talking about this, me and Laura the other day. We're like, I can't catch up with my shows right now.

A (64:44)

Like, I'm so behind.

B (64:46)

So, yeah, we just need, like, we need to catch up on some.

A (64:51)

But that's it.

B (64:52)

Other than that, we're done with today's episode.

A (64:54)

You guys, Love you all so much. Thank you so much for being here. And you know what? Help me helps us out. If you give us Apollo and a

B (65:01)

like and a comment, we're gonna be greedy.

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We're gonna.

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