We're playing SMASH or PASS... It gets JUICY!

Summary

Fool Coverage with Manny MUA and Laura Lee

Episode: We're playing SMASH or PASS... It gets JUICY!
Date: October 3, 2025
Host: PodcastOne
Guests: Tyler Williams (Laura's husband and frequent guest)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Fool Coverage dives into the hilarious, irreverent, and sometimes outlandish party game Smash or Pass, where Laura Lee, Manny MUA, and Tyler Williams test their limits (and dealbreakers) by imagining what would make them "smash" (approve/date) or "pass" (reject) a potential partner. The group brings their signature blend of beauty guru banter, Southern-rooted family stories, and pop culture tea, making this both a raucous games night and a window into their friendships. Expect rapid-fire jokes, candid confessions, and memorable moments about food, fandoms, and personal pet peeves.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catching Up: Peaks & Pits

[01:10 – 22:00]

• Family & Food Stories

  • Laura shares a sweet family tradition: sending photos of steak dinners to her sister, sparking a tangent about Southern comfort food and favorite home-cooked meals.
  • Notable Moment: Laura plays a voice message from her sister reacting to a steak dinner (02:31).
  • Manny reveals he doesn't like corn on the cob and Tyler discusses his love for Mexican-style corn.

• Anime & Pop Culture

  • Manny recounts seeing the new Demon Slayer movie and the surrounding theater chaos—including a wild viral incident involving someone getting arrested for misbehavior.

    “There's like a fight sequence happening literally on screen and there's people on the fuck beating the shit [out of] him in his chair... it comes out that guy pissed on a child.” — Manny [10:09]

  • Conversation digresses into funny bad movie theater experiences, with stories about terrible seats and viewing angles during opening nights.

    “Dune 2 is also like a two and a half hour and he had us sitting on the roof.” — Laura [13:15]

• Sports Highs & Lows

  • Tyler celebrates football season’s return but laments traveling to see Alabama lose badly in the rain.

    “We had, like, maybe two instances during the game where we were cheering, and the rest was just like, I'm listening to the Florida State people.” — Tyler [15:04]

• Seasonal Blues & Movie Nights

  • Manny voices his frustration about evenings getting darker:

    “By the way, my pit is the fact that it's getting darker early. Oh, I'm freaking out ... It would get literally dark at like 8pm, I would leave my workout class at 7:40 and it would be bright as 7:45. And the other day I was leaving the class at 7:45, pitch black.” — Manny [19:04]

  • The group discusses fall favorites, Halloween, and Harry Potter—anticipating the new TV adaptation.

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2. Smash or Pass: Game Night!

[23:32 – 56:33]

How to Play

• Each round, one person is judge. Players use cards to present “green flag” attributes with “red flag” dealbreakers.
• The judge asks for a scenario: make it smashable (desirable) or passable (dealbreaker). The funniest, most absurd, or most spot-on combo wins.

Standout Rounds & Memorable Banter

• DoorDash & Dysfunction:

  “They randomly DoorDash your favorite foods and snacks, but … they don't know how to tell a time on a traditional clock.” — Game round [25:09]

  • Joking about dumb but lovable dates, leading to debate about what’s actually a dealbreaker.

• Sick Red Flags:

  “They invented the cure to cancer, but they don't turn down the music when you're having a conversation with them.” — Laura [27:51]
  “That’s like the worst fucking bitch.” — Manny [28:04]

• Personal Pet Peeves Become Game Material:

  “They are great conversationalists but have massive horse teeth.” — Manny (laughing about his real-life exes) [29:06]

• Gross-Out & Absurdity:

  “They will only drink liquids if you spit them into their mouth.” — [38:50]
  “You know, the only possible thing worse than letting someone spit a liquid into your mouth is having your Instagram handle on the back of your car.” — Manny [39:28]

• Real-Life Parallels:

  Laura, referencing herself: “There is always shit in my teeth. I said that on camera.” [37:30]

  • Ongoing laughs about lipstick/food in teeth and being called out by friends.

• Ultimate Dealbreakers / Rule Breakers:

  “But they have every STD.” — Manny (shouting) [34:35]

  • The group riffs: “You can't have them all now. They're not like Pokémon!” [35:00]

• Unbearable Houseguests:

  “Their mom still does their laundry.” — Unanimous ick [52:47]

Game Experimentation

• They start bending the game, making rules up on the spot, leaning into each other's annoyances for comic effect.

  “The game, the rules are made up. The points do not matter. Nothing is real.” — Group consensus [54:40]

Tie Breaker

• Pass scenario: “They are loved by your parents and friends, but ... they have a confederate flag in the room.”
• Laura: “Passing on the confederate [flag]. Dead to me. Oh, my God.” [56:04]

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3. Meta Reflections & Podcast Ideas

[56:42 – 57:56]

• Tyler pitches the idea of doing live movie reactions for the podcast, inspired by Trixie and Katya’s Netflix show.
• The group discusses evolving tastes and why they’ve become harsher movie critics over time:

  “When you're younger, you don't criticize things at all... As you get older, your timing becomes more precious, so you criticize more. You don't want to sit through something for hours.” — Manny [57:12]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Sometimes I love when the community takes care of a problem.”
  — Laura (on the Demon Slayer theater fight) [10:36]

• “You better have some leftovers.”
  — Tyler, reacting to steak dinner FOMO [02:45]

• “I’m on my way to your guys’s house for the game night... I taped [the breaker]. He calls me. He's like, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’”
  — Manny (on his failed home repair) [50:09]

• “If you go through our chat, it’s just, like, yummy meals. Okay? Listen to what they send me back. I’m gonna play it for y’all.”
  — Laura [02:31]

• “That would be funny: Smash or Pass, Movie Edition.”
  — Manny [58:09]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:10: Tyler returns as guest; peaks and pits intro
• 02:31: Laura plays voice message from her sister
• 08:26: Manny shares Demon Slayer movie story and viral incident
• 13:15: Movie theater horror stories (Dune 2 opening night)
• 14:36 – 17:20: Football season highs and lows (Tyler)
• 19:04: Manny laments early sundown; fall/Halloween/Harry Potter chat
• 23:32: Smash or Pass game begins – rules explained
• 25:09 – 35:14: Game highlights (food, quirks, and wild red flags)
• 37:30: Dental hygiene humor: Laura’s chronic “stuff in teeth”
• 38:50 – 41:26: Most absurd red flags: airplane feeding, missing teeth
• 52:47: “Mom does the laundry” – universal red flag
• 54:40: Rules meltdown—“Nothing is real”
• 56:04: Tie breaker: confederate flag vs. interrupter
• 57:12: Discussion on growing critical as a viewer
• 58:09: “Smash or Pass, Movie Edition” idea

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

Lighthearted, sassy, and self-deprecating, this episode is both an inside joke amongst friends and a relatable deep-dive into real-life pet peeves, cultural trends, and the fun of being a little bit messy. Long-time listeners will enjoy the chemistry between the trio, with Tyler as the straight man to Laura and Manny’s zany quips. Even casual listeners will find something to laugh at—from gross dietary hypotheticals to Southern hospitality, there’s a little bit of everything.

If you’re searching for beauty advice or tea on industry drama, this isn’t the episode—they’re playing, wildly, and making up rules along the way. But if you love unscripted bestie vibes and want to find out just how far someone would go before passing on a potential partner (hint: ask about Mountain Dew or Instagram car stickers), this is classic Fool Coverage.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

I'm like, I'm trying to, dog. Please.

[C]

They know how to fix everything and anything, but they refuse to consume any food. Aside from hot dog melted and mayonnaise.

[B]

If you walked into and asked me for Mountain Dew, get the hell out of my house.

[C]

I knew the interrupting would be such an annoying thing for Laura.

[B]

Welcome to your favorite podcast. It's full coverage with your host, Laura Lee and Maggie Williams.

[C]

Okay. Honorary. The. The most. Technically, the most recurring guest ever.

[D]

What an honor.

[C]

Technically, you are.

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What an honor for you.

[B]

We were. Okay, guys.

[D]

What an honor. How long has it been since I've been on we.

[B]

I actually kept getting requests.

[C]

Really?

[B]

For Tyler? Yes. They're like, when is Tyler coming on again? So I was like, damn.

[C]

When is. When is the last time you were on, Ty? It's been a while.

[D]

Probably since we played, like, one of our games.

[C]

Yeah, probably since the last time. So it's time. It's time for a little. A little Tyler update refresh. Even though we are doing.

[D]

Yeah, another game. I'm good with that. I enjoy the game episodes.

[B]

We're playing Smash or Pass today.

[C]

Yeah. I'm so excited for a Smasher Pass.

[B]

We're gonna be dirty dogs.

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We're gonna be sick, sick, sick, sick. But of course, first you guys. Duh. Oh, my God.

[B]

Love peaks and pits. Okay, wait. So I'm like. I'll start.

[C]

Okay, great.

[B]

I have the funniest voice message I want to send you so you guys can get to know my sister. So. So I sent my sister this picture. Cause in the south, like, if we cook a steak, like a steak din.

[C]

That looks so good.

[B]

Yeah, I'm pissed.

[C]

I want that right now.

[B]

Like a steak dinner with a baked potato. Like, you know what I mean? That is like.

[C]

That's like bliss to me.

[B]

That's all you eat in the South. You know what I mean? And so anytime me and my sister get a good meal like that, we just send a picture of it to each other with no context. Like, we just send it just to.

[D]

Put each other out of chat. Is just.

[C]

It Is steaks and potatoes.

[B]

If you go through our chat, it's just, like, yummy meals. Okay? Listen to what they send me back. I'm gonna play it for y'. All. This is her and her man. Oh, my God.

[D]

You dirty dog.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm literally drooling right now.

[C]

You know what? We're on that. We're on the way to the airport right now. We're jumping on the plane and coming to. You better have some leftovers.

[B]

Literally, like, I ate a gas station piece of pizza for dinner. You didn't eat nothing. Okay, I go feed him now. But that looks so good. I just want you guys to meet my family.

[C]

That's a world. That's a look in the world.

[B]

That was a look. Is that. Not this.

[C]

That is so funny.

[D]

That's them to their core, too.

[B]

And that is, like, the core them I thought was the cutest voice and I've ever heard.

[C]

It's adorable.

[B]

They were like, you dirty doll.

[D]

You dirty.

[C]

No, sick. That's their version of sick freak. The version of sick Freak.

[B]

They're so funny. There are characters, I swear, but also.

[C]

A steak and a baked potato. Like that just literally looks like life.

[B]

Honey, that photo.

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I'm like this drooling.

[B]

I know. Good. So Ty actually planned out this dinner for me, him, and Aaron. Aaron comes out. Honey, Aaron. Aaron knows where to come for the good meals. Aaron is so funny. If we take her out to eat, Aaron is like, I'll have the lobster extra.

[D]

She is that TikTok.

[B]

She is.

[D]

It was so funny.

[B]

The waiter the other day was like, do you guys want size? They're extra. I was like, oh, yeah, we want. We're gonna do size.

[D]

Okay, Aaron.

[B]

Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of sides. Speaking for us, she's like, it's fine. We're gonna do tons of sides. All the sides. Bring the sides. Lobster sushi.

[D]

We were at Din Tai Fung when she's doing this.

[B]

She loves it. I love it. I love spoiling.

[C]

But you also need the sign.

[B]

You should be able to go, yeah, you know, have that. Like, when you go to your parents or whatever. To spoil you.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Spoil your rotten. So anyways, that's just a peek of my.

[D]

Oh, no. We had. I planned. You were trying to say I planned this dinner.

[B]

He plan steak dinner for me, Aaron and him. And he's like, aaron, come over this night. Because Aaron loves a good steak. Yes, Aaron loves a bloody, raw steak.

[D]

She goes medium rare.

[B]

She will literally order a filet mignon. Medium rare. Like she's a 50 year old man. Yep, she does. And so Ty's like, I got a plan all out.

[D]

I got some corn. I put the potatoes in the oven. I got the corn going on the grill. I go to marinate the meat. It's in the freezer.

[B]

And that's why you never let a man. You never. And that was my first thought too, because I was like, if I. If this was my dinner, I was in control of. If I was in control of this.

[D]

Dinner, then we'd have been having chicken.

[C]

Oh, burnt chicken. Burnt chicken.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's that Virgo tick tock I sent you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Remember the one where he was like, you know what? I'm gonna do it myself.

[B]

I'm just gonna do it myself. Yes, it's always better to do yourself. So he had to go to the store and buy steaks.

[C]

No, like fresh steaks.

[D]

I had to run to the store.

[B]

We got three big steaks in my freezer.

[D]

So we still got them in the freezer. You want to come back?

[C]

You like corn steak and tater? I'll cut the corn.

[D]

You don't like it on the cob?

[C]

No, I never eat corn on the cob. I just can't.

[D]

I don't eat corn on the cob.

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I don't know.

[D]

You could just check.

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I. I actually don't really eat corn ever. And only time I'll ever eat corn is if it's like already. I will never bite into it.

[D]

But just like regular corners. It need to be about that.

[C]

Regular corn. I'll do regular corn.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But even so, I barely. That's how I had a corn. Was like when we went to Mercado.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

I do the corn. Like, I put mayonnaise on it. It's very Mexican of me.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[D]

I put tahin. I put the whole thing. You're doing a little cheese called is. I. I use parmesan, but I would prefer to use the. Especially the C. It's like quat. Like the contest.

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I honestly cannot even pronounce it.

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I don't know.

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That's.

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That's how I prefer it. But I don't. I just use parmesan.

[C]

You're like, I'll do Parmesan.

[D]

Yeah.

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I prefer it to be Mexican.

[D]

I'll make you not, not elote. But what is it called when it's on the cob? You don't even know. He's such a bad Mexican.

[B]

He is called something.

[C]

It's like caught something. I think it's because I again, I just don't eat corn. That I. I mean, something in my mind.

[D]

Off the cob, right?

[C]

No, it's probably on it because elote is off the cup or in the cup?

[D]

In the cup.

[C]

I forgot. Guess what? I forgot.

[D]

You don't know.

[C]

And guess what? I'm teaching Spanish right now and I just feel like this is a really sick conversation.

[D]

I'm exposure.

[C]

No, it's kind of like corn. But that sounds good. I honestly would definitely love to come over for that.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, we'll do. I'm playing around with that. We'll do a steak too.

[C]

I'm not going to.

[D]

I got three steaks in the freezer.

[C]

I'm not going to forget this conversation.

[D]

I only could get medium rare.

[C]

I do not do medium rare. I'll do medium.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

But Laura doesn't like medium rare.

[B]

Never mind's.

[C]

Well, do you know how embarrassing.

[D]

I have to put hers on the grill way before me.

[B]

To order a well steak at a restaurant is horrifying.

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Oh, you know they're like this.

[B]

Oh, no. They give me every time. Especially in la. Like, they're not.

[D]

That won't even do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're kidding.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Wait, I didn't even. I never ordered a well done steak, though.

[D]

But if you get a matu in.

[C]

Beverly Hills, they will not.

[D]

They. You don't get to tell them what it's cooked at.

[C]

They just do it.

[D]

They just cook it. And it's medium rare, which is secondly.

[C]

Like, that's like the way you're supposed to do it.

[B]

Y' all know I have issues, but so restaurants. I'll say medium well.

[C]

Ooh.

[B]

To try not to get bully a little bit. I try not to get bully.

[D]

I try to trick medium well.

[B]

I'm like more well than medium, but I'm going to say medium well, so. But I almost never order steak.

[C]

Yeah. You really don't. Honestly, you're always ordering chicken.

[B]

It was my pig pit. Whatever.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Love it all. It was great.

[D]

What is your.

[C]

My. I'm like, okay, so my peak is. It's just like a funny tie in. So I went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie, which is like an anime that I watch. I'm obsessed with Demon Slayer. It's a huge anime right now. And it's actually like the.

[B]

Like, is it a cartoon or an el. Real live action.

[C]

It's cartoon. But I saw at the theater actually went, yeah, in the theater is a cartoon. So. So basically it's a show that's on like in Japanese It's a show, but the show technically ended. So there's three movies left for it to be completely done. It's like the last, like, book of the anime is turned into three movies. So every two years as a movie.

[B]

So it's like.

[C]

Yes. So this is the first one of the three movies. It just came out. It's actually like blew out, like every movie. It was 7 million. No, insane.

[B]

Never even heard of.

[C]

Worldwide. Is like 400 million worldwide. Dead ass. So it's literally huge.

[B]

Anime world on play, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Was it good?

[C]

It was amazing. It was two and a half hours, by the way. So I was like, this is the theater.

[D]

Question. Is it in English?

[C]

It's in Japanese. It's in Japanese, Yeah.

[D]

Or is it subtitles?

[C]

Subtitles.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

So I always watch, like, subtitle things. I don't really like to watch it because to me, when something's made in Japanese, it sounds correct. And when something.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

When they're doing the words in English, I'm like, too hard.

[D]

Did you watch Crazy Games dubbed or.

[C]

I watched. I watch in Korean.

[D]

You did? Okay.

[C]

Yeah, because I just. I don't like the dubs.

[D]

I don't like the dubs.

[C]

It freaks me out.

[D]

They're so bad. Especially when you have the subtitles on.

[C]

Oh, and they don't match the voice. It doesn't match. Pisses me off. So the thing that. So the movie was incredible. That's like peak. Just in general. I just think it's amazing. It's one of the. Gabriel just started Demon Slayer. So I'm so excited to have a friend that watches it too. But what's crazy is that there was like this story that just came out where someone got arrested during a the Demon Slayer movie.

[B]

I saw this bitch.

[C]

Someone got arrested during the Demon Slayer movie. The video is actually this guy getting his ass whooped in the theater. Like, there's a fight sequence happening literally on screen and there's people on the fuck beating the shit of him in his chair. There's like several guys jumping him. And it's like all black and it's like, what the fuck's happening? So the guy gets arrested because it comes out that that guy pissed on a child.

[D]

What?

[B]

In.

[C]

During the movie.

[D]

What?

[C]

You guys.

[B]

Sometimes I love when the community takes care of a problem.

[C]

Me too. I was. When I heard that that is why they were beating the shit, I was like, he deserved it.

[D]

Why are you pissing on a child?

[C]

Why are you pissing at all in the theater? Are you crazy? Like, yo, you try not to miss it.

[B]

Problem. The vibe is giving, like.

[C]

Oh, yes. I mean, P. Like ppe. No P. Yeah. Yes. P. Dude, I was, like, just wanting to talk about the story because I loved the. The peak aspect of it, but it was crazy. Also went to a Regal theater. Yes. First of all, the one I was in was not remodeled, you guys. What? I.

[D]

You went to the same theater, but just a different, like, room. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

So again, the rooms would be remodeled. They are so not.

[D]

Also, it depends on what movie you're doing, because, like, if it's blowed out, they're playing it in all their theaters.

[C]

And they were playing it every single day.

[D]

You gotta pay attention to the ticket that you're buying.

[C]

Oh, but what is that like? But what is it?

[D]

It'll tell you. It'll say, like, reclining seats.

[C]

No, it doesn't.

[D]

Yeah, it'll tell you.

[C]

I said that. Maybe I did not realize that, but that it was. It was showing so many theaters. Yeah, you just got it dirty sitting.

[B]

Like, this theater straight up front row.

[C]

No, luckily I went alone. Like, I didn't watch it with anyone. So it was actually easy to get a seat because it was just one. A lot of people like to do duos, obviously. So I'm sitting between a duo, and so it's easy to, like, actually get a seat. But the seat was, like, just like this. I remember because you totally go to this theater. Like, the. The. I get it. And I'm like this. I was literally like, you guys, what.

[B]

We'Re talking about is Regal is redoing a lot of their theaters because we're AMC people.

[C]

Yes. We're all amc.

[B]

We're all AMC core. But apparently Regal is stepping their up. Can I say that? Wait, wait a beep.

[C]

I think you can. I don't know if you can.

[B]

We're stepping there up. And apparently they are leveling up to AMC standards. So we've been trying out Regal lately. Okay.

[C]

Just to see Amazing Laura. Ta told me. It's so good. I get there.

[B]

A dumpster fire.

[C]

Deadly.

[D]

Was it as bad as the time I bought tickets for Dune too?

[C]

No, that was much worse. Ty.

[B]

I'll never forget.

[C]

We still got to recline with that.

[D]

Never forget, Never forgive.

[C]

I'll never forget forgive. He was never allowed to buy tickets ever again.

[B]

Ever again.

[D]

Guys, it was the opening night.

[B]

I don't care. Would have rather we got to give.

[C]

The tickets that you get. Yeah, we would never do that.

[B]

Dune 2 is also like a 2 1/2 hour and he had us sitting on the roof.

[D]

It wasn't the front row. It wasn't the front row.

[C]

It was the second row.

[D]

It was the section where the front row is.

[B]

It was horrific. And, like, that movie was, like, blowing my head.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Because so loud. And we're also. You guys. I couldn't see the far right of the screen.

[B]

I only saw.

[C]

Scanning for the whole movie.

[B]

I only saw the center of the.

[D]

You guys are drama.

[B]

I saw nothing on the center.

[D]

You guys are so dramatic.

[B]

Like, I saw just the center.

[C]

It was when I watched, I was like this.

[B]

I had a re. I know you can only take in one word.

[C]

I'm like, oh. I was taking it all in.

[B]

I had to rewatch it when I got home because I was like, I only saw half the damn movie. I literally walk around the house saying that all the time.

[D]

You're saying it the other day. I don't know what you say.

[C]

Laura's speaking in tongue over here. I've actually got double.

[B]

Lisa just called him, like, Ted.

[C]

Are.

[D]

You trying to skip my peeking pit?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

My peek and pit is the same thing in the same weekend. Just so you guys know, peak football season is back.

[C]

Oh, did it start now? Like, did it just start?

[D]

Yeah, we're in. We're coming up on week three now. So two weeks into football season. Football season's back. My pit. I went to the first Alabama football game, and it was bad. It was so bad. And I went all the way to Tallahassee, Florida, for this.

[C]

Oh, I saw your stories about this.

[D]

And it was raining. It was pissing.

[C]

No rain. It was like.

[D]

Like the fattest raindrops you've ever seen.

[C]

Your story. I was. It was ridiculous.

[D]

We had, like, maybe two instances during the game where we were cheering, and the rest was just like, I'm listening to the Florida State people.

[C]

Also, while it's pouring rain. While it's pouring on top of it being, like, just deadly. And we lost, like, the worst.

[D]

I love it that football season is back, but.

[B]

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[D]

My squad's hurt.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is your team suck you this year?

[B]

It is. We've all played one decent team and we lost to them. And then our last two games were like easy team. So we don't really.

[C]

But you guys still won them, right?

[B]

Easy. But that doesn't prove anything. Whenever you play easy team, it's like, okay, our schedule is tough.

[D]

And it's extra bad too, because, like, so obviously, you know Jason, he's a big Florida State fan. So me and him have been planning to go to this game for so long because I've just been told it's.

[B]

Not in our division. I've been talking crazy to play them.

[D]

I've been talking mad chicks. Manny, we've been good for so long.

[C]

I know.

[D]

And his team just came off a 2 in 10 season.

[B]

Horrific.

[D]

And so I'm just talking major shit. And then they come out and beat us.

[C]

Game one, he was from. Oh, my God.

[D]

I've never seen him happier in my life.

[B]

I would have never like.

[D]

And luckily we play them next year so we can get redemption. But that's 365 days of just him talking shit.

[C]

He's like, remember that one time where your team was a fucking flop?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That's such a straight like thing to me where there's like, Yeah, I feel like you guys clown. Like, that's like a big thing in the straight world. It's very like, almost like bullying, some might say.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

On the teeter. On the teeter of bullying.

[B]

We do a little Bully Jason a little bit.

[D]

We'll do a little bubble.

[C]

I'll be over here. Like, I bully Jason a little bit. We'll shred a little bit.

[D]

He's a good sport. He'll take a bully.

[C]

He will.

[D]

I like bullying you too.

[B]

Yeah. You bully you two.

[C]

I also feel like I'm a good sport, though. I just called him base venture right before this.

[D]

Is this episode coming out before or after after the Human Shrek, that's already.

[C]

I don't actually, I. That must be.

[B]

Oh, wait, I don't know. I don't know.

[C]

I don't know. Who knows? We don't know.

[D]

Well, just so you guys know, Manny looks like human Shrek. Look it up.

[C]

Google it. Look like him.

[D]

Google it.

[C]

Someone said human Shrek. But people also tell me I look like a toe on Tick Tock. Okay?

[B]

So literally, at this point, it's hard.

[C]

Anyone with a. A freaking beard, it's like, oh, that's Manny White. Right?

[B]

It's so true.

[C]

The most hit ass in all the land. They're like, Manny, is this.

[B]

To film? Manny walked upstairs to film the podcast and goes. Looks at Ty and goes, you look as Ventura.

[D]

And he only said that because he knew I was gonna bring up human Shrek.

[C]

Yeah, see, actually, yeah, I did see. By the way, my pit is the fact that it's getting darker early. Oh, I'm freaking out because I can already. I can already sense it because Yesterday was like 6 o' clock and I'm like, hello, hello, hello. Because, you know, it would get literally dark at like 8pm I would leave.

[B]

My workout class at 7:40 and it would be bright as 7:45. And the other day I was leaving the class at 7:45, pitch black.

[C]

I'm getting freaked out.

[B]

I gay gasped.

[C]

Oh my God. That's literally how I feel right now.

[B]

Yeah, it's really hard for me.

[C]

I already know. It's like the depression wants to settle and stir.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

The. The demons are already there.

[B]

They're about to come out. They can only come out at night. Just stay in. Okay. Don't do anything.

[C]

Don't do anything.

[B]

Cancel all your plans.

[C]

Just be a lazy but silver lining.

[D]

Fall time is here.

[C]

I love. Which I love. I will say I love.

[D]

Time is great.

[C]

Love Halloween.

[D]

Are you ready to kick off Harry Potter?

[B]

I am.

[C]

Oh, I'm so ready.

[B]

I watch it episode by episode.

[C]

Episode by episode.

[D]

Those would be movie. By movie.

[C]

You mean movie.

[B]

I'm leaving.

[C]

I mean, there is a new show coming out of Harry Potter. It's like the show.

[B]

Oh, yeah, it is. It is.

[D]

It is. Probably not till next year though, huh?

[C]

Probably.

[B]

They're plotting like 10, like, they're plotting it for it to be like Game of Thrones kind of stuff. Like, big long.

[C]

I would really like that. Because I would. Yeah, I like that. Harry Potter was so long. There's so many movies. The movies are long. I like so much of the lore.

[B]

They're plotting for this good. I want that a doozy. So I'm very excited for it.

[C]

I usually don't like remakes like that, usually because it's like, in my mind, Harry Potter will always be Harry Potter.

[B]

I did the Dune TV show, and I didn't like it.

[C]

I didn't even watch.

[B]

See, it's about the week, actually.

[C]

I did. I watched.

[D]

It wasn't a remake, though. Like, it's just new characters.

[C]

I just didn't love it.

[D]

I think it's a prequel.

[B]

I didn't love it.

[C]

I was confused a lot of the time. Is I. Yeah, me too. The movies are way better.

[B]

The movies are fantastic.

[C]

I agree.

[D]

Guys, tell us if we should do this. Manny brought up a good idea. He's gonna rip off another podcast, but we're gonna watch a movie live.

[C]

What do you guys think about this? I love this idea.

[D]

Laura's like, where are you going?

[C]

Love it.

[D]

We're gonna watch a movie live, and we're gonna commentate on the movie as we watch it. Because I feel like we're moviegoers.

[C]

We're actually all movie fanatics. Slash show people. Like, we all watch.

[D]

Yeah. Movie or show.

[C]

We love them all. The reason I was. It wasn't even ripping it off. First of all, I was talking about. So Netflix does this thing where Trixie and Katya to, like, react to their Netflix movies and, like, do their thing for the first time, and they do a whole episode. And I'm like, that's such a cute idea. I love that. Imagine doing that for the pod where we, like, had an episode where we, like, decided to do, like, let's a live reaction to something that's going super viral, and we, like, talk about it during the. During it while we're watching together. I think it's a good idea.

[B]

I love it.

[C]

What do you think? I think it's fun. I just think it's a fun idea, and we love it. And we love to, like, deep gab about shows and movies. Like, that's literally what we have done on this podcast for four years straight. Yeah, love.

[B]

So we'll have to do that. We're gonna start with the Movie Terrify.

[D]

Terrifier 2.

[B]

Terrifier 2.

[C]

Specifically, you guys, we have to go to Universal this year because it's terrifying.

[D]

Wait, did they come out with a Terrifier three?

[B]

I think so.

[C]

I didn't watch that.

[D]

We didn't watch it either.

[B]

It's camp.

[C]

But it's, you know, is the funniest.

[D]

Thing about Terrifier, though. Manny had Never seen it before. Laura had seen it and I bought us tickets to see it in theater. Terrifier 2. And that was the high school bully. And I didn't tell Manny what this was about at all.

[C]

No. I thought we were watching a completely different movie.

[D]

And it was. So I was. If you've seen Terrifier 2, just the opening scene is insane.

[C]

I'll never literally been imprinted into my mind. And since we watched and I honestly think it. Give me a little btsd, her on the chair.

[D]

I'm so happy we watched that in theaters.

[C]

It was literally. I've never seen anything more shocking than that movie. I don't think movie wise, it's like the most ridiculous version gore camp horror I've ever seen where, like, the, like, the skin is off the.

[B]

And she's like, still alive.

[C]

Still alive. That's crazy. Terrifyer is sick and demented.

[B]

It is.

[C]

And if you like it, you're sick just like us. Mm.

[B]

Are we smashing the game?

[C]

Did everybody get out?

[B]

Did everybody get the peaks and bits?

[C]

Did you, Laura? Did you get your pit?

[B]

Yeah, I feel like it's good.

[D]

I think smash or pass should say shit.

[B]

Sure did.

[C]

Smash or pass.

[B]

All right, how's this game work? Let's explain to the beautiful listeners who have joined us today.

[D]

So explain it. It's pretty simple. You smashing or you pass it.

[C]

Got it.

[D]

You or you not got it.

[C]

So this is basically almost like apples to apples, but smash. A pass version in a. In a way.

[D]

So like a judge, three players. So each player gets three pass cards, and then there's one smash card that the judge lays out every time, and he picks his favorite one based off of if he wants you to make it smashable or passable. Oh, you with me?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like I'm more of like a. Let's start the game and explain it.

[D]

It's pretty simple.

[C]

Let me tell you something, Laura.

[B]

It's like this air.

[C]

Then listen to when we're explaining it outside Laura's autopilot, like, dude, yeah, I got it. So what game are we playing? I'm like, laura, we're talking about smash. So what game are we gonna do?

[B]

That's exactly what I said. I was like, they're like, laura, do you understand? I said, yeah, I got it. So what game are.

[C]

It literally was like this. We're gonna play. We're just gonna play. I got attacked. We're just gonna play. And honestly, this feels like one of those games where it's like you just play and it Just seems easy.

[B]

Figure it out.

[D]

It's pretty simple. I'll be the judge on this first. Okay.

[C]

First one.

[D]

And so whoever wins it wins the smash card.

[C]

Got it? So got it.

[D]

We're gonna make this one. Let's make it. So you got three cards, right? And I'm gonna say I want you to make it smashable or passable. You get the difference between those?

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

And then. So between those three cars, which one is your best one for that scenario? And then I pick. I pick the winner, and I guess we'll do it, like, kind of randomly. Just set it here, and then I'll pick them up. So I don't know who I'm actually picking. All right, so we're gonna make this first one smashable.

[C]

Okay, so you want to make it smashable.

[D]

All right. They randomly door dash you your favorite food and snacks.

[C]

So sweet.

[B]

Oh, so I need to hand them.

[D]

To me and then I'll mix them up.

[B]

What am I picking on this card?

[D]

Basically, I'm making you want to make it smashable. So, like, yeah, you're not a bad one.

[C]

So something that's like, okay, but that's not that bad, girl. Like, you'll. You can still smash it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

With you. I'm with you.

[C]

Okay, so what are the options of the two that we have chosen?

[D]

They randomly doordash your favorite foods and snacks, but. But they don't know how to tell a time on a traditional clock.

[B]

Okay. So they're stupid.

[D]

They constantly think everyone is out to get them. That would be fucking terrible. So whoever picked the clock. What the fuck?

[B]

My other cards are worse.

[C]

My other cards are like, bad guys.

[B]

I promise they're worse quality.

[D]

Jesus.

[C]

But everyone's out to get you.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, shit it.

[D]

I guess. Do you want to keep your other two cards or do you want to trade them in?

[B]

I want to keep them.

[D]

Well, who wants to be the judge on this one?

[B]

I can.

[C]

Go ahead and give me a green. This is so funny. This is. This literally is the smash or pass version of apples to apples. In a way.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

They discovered a cure for cancer.

[C]

So are we making it passable?

[B]

No, I want it to be a smash.

[D]

They discover the cure for cancer. I feel like you should make that one a pass.

[B]

Nope. What's something worse than that?

[D]

No, then worse than that would make it a smash.

[B]

Oh, yeah, a pass.

[D]

Because that's such a good thing. That's why.

[B]

Yeah, I was using the wrong word.

[C]

So we want to make it Something sick, horrible. So we have to die.

[D]

Cancer is still out there.

[C]

Yes. Because.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, go ahead that over to her because that's gonna piss me right there. So it has to be something so. So it has to be something demented. Yeah, they cure cancer, but.

[B]

And then I want this to be a pass. I want you to still pass on the person. Yeah.

[C]

Because they're demented.

[B]

They're demented, so it's got to be so bad. Okay, I have the two cards. I'm gonna mix them up. Okay. They invented the cure to cancer, but they try to make out with all your friends.

[C]

Ooh.

[B]

They invented the cure to cancer, but they don't turn down the music when you're having a conversation with them. Ugh. That's like the worst fucking bitch. I picked that one.

[D]

That one.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

The music. Yes.

[C]

That's so Fucking lore card is technically.

[B]

Making out all your friends, so lord card. She's like, music.

[C]

It's loud too. That's literally Laura as.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I'm trying to talk.

[B]

Please.

[C]

Damn it. Okay, I'm gonna also make my.

[B]

That was Virgo coated.

[C]

Very, very this sounds.

[D]

Read it first and then decide if you want to smash your pass.

[B]

One more y.

[C]

Okay, got it. So I'm trying to think. So my. You guys. My card is. They are great conversationalists.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

Okay. So that is their green flag.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

However, I want to make mine a pass as well.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

A pass. So they're a great conversationalist, but, like, where it's like, baby, I gotta pass. You're sick. You're sick, you're twisted, you're demented, and I hate you.

[B]

That card.

[C]

So wait, that now you want it to be pass?

[D]

You wanna. You wanna pass?

[C]

Okay, I want to make it where they. I have to pass them because they're just sick.

[B]

It's just.

[C]

You're pissing me off.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

What was the Guardian?

[C]

They're a great conversationalist.

[D]

Great conversationalist.

[C]

Which is very soft. It's a soft, somber, sweet card. Okay, let me go and mix them up so you can. So I don't know the great conversation lift but have massive horse teeth. Oh, my God. But they blacked out and vomited on you on the first date. Blackout vomited on the first date. That's the one. I love the horse teeth. One more. That was a good one.

[D]

That was so funny.

[C]

However, one of my exes did have horse teachers teeth. Talking to him. I was still talking to him, and now he's a little sled, so.

[B]

Oh, well, the horse.

[D]

Was that before your. After my misalign.

[B]

Europe.

[C]

Before my misline.

[B]

Before. No, you don't. Teeth. You don't.

[C]

I remember my first round was going to be horsey.

[B]

I told him, no, you had to give. You had to get piano keys out of here.

[C]

I go like this.

[D]

If you guys want to turn in any cards, I would just like.

[B]

Oh, okay. Oh, can you give me.

[D]

How many reds do you want?

[C]

Am I missing?

[B]

Give me three reds.

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Bring your A game and talk to your doctor. Learn [e-mail] or call 1-888-2400340. Tyler's up next for smash or pass, so go ahead.

[D]

They're amazing at DIY projects and are willing to DIY anything you request. But let's go with make me pass.

[C]

You want to pass?

[D]

I want a hard pass.

[C]

You're like, you go ahead and pass. For some reason, I think the pass ones are more fun.

[B]

They are.

[D]

Yeah, they are more fun.

[C]

I just like the pass classes where it's like, I want to make everything.

[D]

All right so they'll DIY anything for you, but they have a foot fetish and want to suck on your toes.

[B]

Tyler likes his toes sucked on.

[D]

Oh, yeah. But they send you shitty memes and cry if you don't look at them. Jesus Christ. That's you, honey.

[B]

You think I send you shitty memes?

[D]

I forgot the foot fetish. Who's the foot fetish?

[B]

I'm so sick of losing. And by the way, the meme says are groundbreaking.

[C]

I can't confirm they're a great thank you Lord be sending you some the.

[B]

Beauty I dig out the diamonds.

[C]

If I'm sending it's only when it needs to be rare.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If I'm sending it needs to be something real rarity. Yes. I could argue more.

[B]

They love children and would be the best parent but pass.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

We're gonna make it good.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

Honey. They love children. They make the the best parent. But let me read what Ty and Manny thinks. I just feel like but they bleach their just in case but they're wanted in nine states. I actually think a bleached is a positive. I'm gonna go with the nine states.

[C]

I just love the card.

[D]

That was a great card.

[C]

It was the first time I joined.

[B]

So much I have to use that.

[C]

I fear guys, I'm good. It was too good.

[D]

I'm so good at this game.

[C]

O. I mean you're just getting lucky.

[D]

I think it is you. Yeah.

[C]

We passing a green one. These are so you guys can get.

[B]

This game off Amazon. It's called Smash a pass.

[C]

They are a top 10 best selling author. Oh. Oh. But you guys. Okay, so you know what? With this one I'm gonna switch it up. I want still want to date them.

[B]

Oh, you do want to date.

[C]

Yes. I'm switch it up. So I'm like instead of I want to smash this person.

[B]

Oh, I like that they're a bestselling author.

[C]

But this needs to be something where I still want to smash them through.

[B]

Think of something that Manny would totally give them a pass for. They not care about. Like Manny would be like, okay, that doesn't bother me.

[D]

They bleach their asshole.

[C]

The first one I'm crying. But they have an sd. They have every sd. Oh. But they think everything they read on the Internet is true. You guys, these are both so fucked. Okay, But I cannot deal with every std. So it has to be. But they think everything they read on the Internet is true. Damn it, Tyler.

[D]

I'm a winner, baby.

[B]

I saw every std. I saw. It was so funny.

[C]

Every goddamn std.

[B]

Every. Every std.

[D]

Everyone.

[C]

My God. That's me.

[D]

Right?

[C]

I can't deal with every std. 1 short. Get a little penicillin shot, a little peanut butter.

[D]

Everyone.

[B]

Honey, that's getting wild.

[C]

That's getting.

[B]

You can't have them all now.

[C]

No, I can't be that.

[B]

They're not like Pokemon.

[D]

Pokemon. Pokemon. All right. They have a great sense of humor and light hearted approach to life. But make me pass, y'.

[C]

All.

[D]

Make me pass.

[C]

You want to pass?

[D]

I want to pass.

[B]

I don't know. My cards suck right now. I'm getting new cars.

[D]

I was about to say you could have turned it. Oh, look.

[B]

Give me that. Give me three.

[D]

Three more.

[B]

I just peaked. He'll know. He'll know. Okay, wait, can you read it one more time for them?

[D]

They have a great sense of humor and a light hearted approach to life, but make me pass.

[C]

Make him pass. Because we want him to pass. Pass, pass.

[D]

But they won't leave the house without a wheelchair, which they own purely to skip lines. I kind of ride with this person.

[B]

They know how to live, but they.

[D]

Always have shit in their teeth. But seriously, always.

[B]

Cora, he's already married to me.

[D]

Oh, my God. All right, I want to pass. Let's see. Let's see. Wheelchair one. The wheelchair.

[C]

Honestly, mine are like all, like, light, so I was like, oh, I didn't have one. That's like, we have to pass this person. So it's just so funny. The wheelchair. It literally reminds me of Disney trying to go to Disney. And like, honey, they.

[B]

Them rascals out there.

[C]

Skip the line.

[B]

The damn rascals. They will run your ass over at Disney. I'm so sick of skip the line too. I am. I'm getting one next time. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of carrying my you and I'm sick of standing around working. Hold on. It's three of us.

[C]

All three of us like this.

[D]

I thought you had something in your teeth.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

No. The other day, we. Lord that it's like this in the middle. Black pepper here, Black pepper here. On two teeth. And she's like this, you guys. I'm like.

[B]

At the same time. You have shit in your teeth.

[C]

Yeah, you have shit all over your teeth.

[B]

It's all your teeth. I'm like, oh, my God.

[C]

I don't know how your teeth just love to hold onto shit.

[B]

It's so funny. They're grasping because I filmed a what's in my purse yesterday and I pulled dental floss out and I said I had this because there is always shit in my teeth. I said that on camera.

[C]

I'm already married to it.

[B]

It is the truth. That's what I told you. It was a card. I said that was my card. I was like, it's me.

[C]

It just wants to stay everything. Everything. Lipstick is the number one.

[D]

I'm currently smashing it.

[B]

So I never.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Don't tell them we're smashing. They know every Time I say, Manny, he's like, you have a lipstick on your teeth.

[C]

Yeah, you got something on your teeth now.

[B]

Yeah. We don't have a very short frame.

[C]

But Would you rather he not tell me?

[B]

I would literally punch you in if you did it.

[C]

You remember the marionette crowd?

[B]

Oh. Never forget. Okay, here we go. Smash or pass. This one's going to be tough for Ty. They all. They own your favorite sports team. That pass.

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

Make it not worth it.

[C]

Make it not worth it. Just. They can't.

[B]

They. We just can't. Can't. Can't.

[C]

I can't. We can't do it.

[B]

I'm done at your favorite sports team.

[C]

But.

[B]

But they have their Instagram handle on the back of their car window. Oh, my God. Go to hell for that straight, baby. You got going down for that one. Okay, but they will only drink liquids if you spit them into their mouth. You know what? You know the only possible thing worse than letting someone spit a liquid into your mouth is having your Instagram handle on the back of your car. That is the only thing worse.

[C]

I knew. I'm like, you knew that would piss me off.

[B]

You knew.

[C]

You knew that Would that also piss me the off. I'd be like, after a day, you.

[B]

Walk out to their car and they have their Instagram handle sticker. You're done.

[C]

No. And it goes, Zelme, you want to really put me to a grave.

[B]

That's a hustle.

[C]

I've never seen a single one more.

[B]

Than an Instagram handle.

[C]

I've seen that. I've seen this on 1 100. Okay.

[D]

I've never seen that. That's insane to me. Okay, Zelmi.

[C]

They have a great sense of style, are fashionable and are well put together. Make me pass on them. This sounds okay.

[B]

Great stuff.

[C]

Make me pass on them. They are great sense of style. Fashionable, well put together. Make me make me pissed. I'm scared. I'm already scared.

[B]

Okay, we've submitted our four cards, you cheater. I do have four.

[D]

I'm going through all.

[B]

Y' all haven't won one. None of y' all think I'm 20. We don't care about me.

[D]

She doesn't want one.

[B]

I think I've won one.

[C]

That's it. I know this is gonna be the one. They have a great sense of style, okay. And are well put together. But. But they. But they will only eat if you're airplane. They only eat if you airplane them their food like a child. Like, they're missing their two front teeth, which One.

[D]

Are you passing on.

[C]

Guys? Let me tell you something.

[B]

They gotta have them.

[C]

You gotta have at least like a fake one.

[B]

You gotta at least have two of them.

[D]

Something you can pop in and out.

[C]

I'm also very like, teethy, so I think that's my problem too, is I'm so.

[B]

It's because you don't like centered.

[D]

Is that why you only know things in Laura's teeth? No.

[C]

Hey, maybe perhaps.

[B]

Oh, I won that. Yeah, that's fine.

[C]

It could be why I noticed this. So I notice. I just maybe also cuz I have veneer. So I'm just. I notice teeth stuff. It's like I notice hair because I have a hair transplant. Like, I just is one of those things.

[D]

Do you? All right. They enjoy doing the same activities and hobbies as you.

[B]

That's fun. Love that.

[D]

Make me pass.

[C]

Oh, you want to pass? Okay. Okay.

[B]

Make him pass.

[C]

Oh, you said let me read them exactly immediately.

[D]

Oh, my God. I honestly didn't see who's the enjoy the same activities, hobbies as you. What? But they think Jeffrey Epstein was innocent.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

But they constantly mumble and you can't understand anything they are saying.

[B]

I'll be pissed.

[C]

Honey. Hair.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That's gonna activate me. That's gonna be a problem.

[C]

Sound and Lord. They don't go well.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

But thinking Jeffrey Epstein was innocent is also like.

[B]

That's pretty dark.

[C]

Yeah. I'd say that's red flag number one.

[D]

I'm gonna have to go with Epstein. I'm gonna deal with the mumbler.

[C]

The.

[D]

You.

[C]

Yeah. Did you guys see that?

[D]

Oh, here it is.

[C]

They just voted to keep it silent.

[B]

It.

[C]

Oh, did you guys it. It was 51.49 in the Senate.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they voted to keep this.

[D]

Why? That's insane.

[C]

Every Democrat voted to keep to do you need one.

[B]

Announce it.

[C]

Every Republican said don't. I'm like, what?

[D]

That's great. I wonder why I can't.

[C]

I wonder why would you want to keep that secret? Is it my turn?

[D]

I think so.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

They are passionate. They're enthusiastic and motivated about things that they care about and have a strong sense of purpose. Make me smash them still.

[B]

You want to smash them?

[C]

I want to smash them. You guys. Let me. I want to smash.

[B]

Because this is.

[C]

This is very. They're motivated. Enthusiastic. They care about things. I'm happy.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I want to really enjoy this one. Okay. I want to experience this.

[B]

Right. All right. Manny wants to make this relationship work.

[C]

I really want to make this work. This has to be not that bad. Okay, but they've been fired from every job they've ever had.

[B]

Could it be them?

[C]

They're chronically late to every day. You plan. Okay, the late one. The late one is going to be.

[D]

That would be bad for you.

[B]

I thought you wanted to smash them.

[D]

You did.

[C]

Oh, my God. Wait. Laura wins.

[B]

Yeah. You did it backwards.

[C]

I did it backwards. I've been so used to it. Oh, wait, you don't like the lace meat coffee.

[D]

You would rather be fired from every job they've ever had?

[C]

They'd be late to everything.

[D]

But what if they were fired because they were late?

[B]

Okay, it didn't say.

[C]

That's semantics, Tyler. Laura, it's for you. You're so right. I. I thought the thing. I'm like, oh, my God. That would piss me off so much.

[B]

The late job, Manny's biggest. That's like your crypt. That's like. They could be the king of the world. You would not.

[D]

We should do a round where it's like. Like you want to smash the person, but we give you the worst card that we have. So you have to pick between.

[C]

It's almost like this or that. Like, you have to deal with it.

[D]

Yeah, I like that. Let's do rounds like that.

[B]

Okay, so they have impeccable grammar, but I'm gonna say. They're gonna give me the worst cards, but I'm gonna say, make me smash them. So this is like, I have to still pick regardless. Also, impeccable grammar. That's great and all, but, like, you're.

[C]

Gonna piss me off.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna piss me off.

[C]

The thing is, if you have impeccable grammar, then you're probably pointing out people's impeccable grammar, and I think that's.

[B]

There's no bigger pet peeve.

[C]

Yeah, Tyler. Okay, wait, so that we're trying to find our.

[B]

No, I haven't read it yet. Because I'll know it's you.

[D]

Why are you laughing, then?

[B]

I don't know. Because you were laughing.

[D]

Because I was laughing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Mine's stupid, but I just think it's funny.

[B]

It's contagious. But they're a sloppy drunk. Me, but they only take phone calls on speaker. Oh, also me. That's so interesting. I'm both.

[C]

Oh, my God. Wait. I only also take them on you.

[B]

Up to my ear.

[C]

I can't hear you like that.

[B]

Don't talk to me in my ear.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

I would say they only take phone calls on speaker.

[D]

That's a winner, baby.

[B]

He's a winner.

[C]

Winning is pissing me off.

[D]

So good at this.

[B]

You are, honestly. But, like, you're good.

[D]

Babe, if you take phone calls on speaker, in public.

[C]

That's psychotic. That is really psychotic.

[B]

I'm listening. I. I was nosy, and this woman was cussing out, like, the owner of the rental. No, she seemed the crazy one. Yeah, because I heard them all. It was like an agency, and they were, like, calling her out on that she didn't like that she had done in this apartment.

[C]

I think I was with you.

[B]

You might have been. This lady was popping the, like, cussing them out, and I was just popcorning it all the way through TJ Maxx, following her out.

[C]

I love that. I love that.

[D]

Let's do the same thing.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Make me.

[C]

Oh, it's you. I. Oh, I'm sorry.

[D]

I honestly don't know.

[C]

No, it's fine. I'll save it.

[D]

Okay. I forget what order we're going in, so make. I have to. I have to smash. But give me your worst cards.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Have to smash.

[D]

They're completely blind to all your flaws.

[B]

And he has 16 cards over there.

[C]

I had four now, too. I'm like, you know what? I'm also gonna get four.

[B]

Four.

[D]

Look how many I have.

[B]

Give me some.

[C]

What the hell? I think four is a good number.

[D]

They're completely blind to all your flaws. I have to smash which one is the least smashable. But they refuse to consume any liquid other than Mountain Dew.

[C]

That's enough.

[B]

That is the trash of sodas. I'm sorry. Mountain Dew is the worst soda you can drink. If I got in a date's car and there was a bottle of Mountain Dew. Grab it up, sister.

[D]

This one's hilarious. But they will only refer to you by the name Pig Shit. I'm a big dow. Just because it's funny.

[C]

It's hilarious. It's so funny.

[D]

Also only consuming Mountain Dew.

[B]

Their pisses.

[D]

No, they wouldn't have teeth.

[B]

No teeth.

[C]

Right?

[B]

It's the highest sugar.

[C]

And also, it doesn't have a caffeine. Like, it has, like, a ton of shit.

[D]

Listen, I do love a Baja Blast from Taco Bell, though.

[B]

That's the Mountain Dew.

[D]

It's made by Mountain Dew.

[B]

It's like Mountain Dew's Baja Blast. So once we're talking about pure, regular, yellow Mountain Dew.

[D]

Am I psychotic?

[C]

No, I'm not kidding you. Like, just straight up, constantly, like, you're really gonna freak me out, you know, like, I'm pissed as your only look.

[B]

You know what? It's so funny. Someone right now listening to this is sipping on a Mountain Dew. They have to be with the amount pissed off. I am pit if you. I'm mad at you walked into and asked me for Mountain Dew. Get out.

[C]

Turn around.

[B]

Hell. Out of my house. In Jesus name, I rebuke you.

[C]

That's gonna freak me.

[B]

What does rebuke mean exactly?

[C]

Rebuke is basically like, I don't accept you opposite.

[B]

Like, it's a repeat.

[C]

Yeah, they know how to fix everything and anything, but it's the same. So it's like, I really want to be with this person, but you guys.

[B]

And then give me your worst. That would be useful for you if.

[C]

They maybe I need this. Actually, I prefer it. You know? You know the other day do. I did the other day. Tell me if you think this is fine. I thought it was fine, but I told my dad, and he was like, you literally can't do that. So then the other day, for like, a couple days, my. In my room, when I was playing my game, right? I'm like, playing my game. Suddenly everything went out in my room, right? Like, all the power. TV turned off.

[D]

Just your room.

[C]

Just in my room. And I was like, you did not.

[D]

Force the breaker to stay open.

[C]

So then.

[D]

No, man.

[C]

The next cannot do that actually happened to me two times. And I raged out. So I taped it. Whoa, Manny.

[B]

No.

[C]

Breaker. And I'm like, okay, let me just, like, tape.

[D]

There's a reason it's tripping.

[C]

So then. So I leave the house. So I leave the house. I'm actually on my way to your guys's house for the game night. So I go over and I text my dad my way. I'm like, hey, dad. So, like, for some reason, like. But I taped it. I taped it, though. It's fine. I just need to figure it out.

[D]

Out.

[C]

He calls me. He's like, what the are you doing?

[B]

I love that you see the text, and it was like, dad calling.

[C]

So I was like. He's like, you literally can't do that. You will start a fire. And I'm like, oh, got it.

[D]

And you went back home and undid it.

[C]

I undid it, yeah.

[D]

Did you get it fixed?

[C]

No. But also, in the last three days, it hasn't happened. So I'm like, it might. I don't know what it could have been. Maybe it was like a power surge or like the WI fi was going in and out. I don't know what it could have been. But for some reason, like, it hasn't happened. In days. It only happened for, like, three days straight, and then it stopped again.

[D]

Did your water wall fixed?

[C]

Yes. Yes. The water wall stopped.

[B]

It was the neighbors.

[D]

We don't care. We're not gonna water our plants anymore.

[C]

I just lost your guys's card in mine. I mixed all the hair.

[D]

I know which one mine was.

[B]

I know mine. I know mine.

[C]

I. I'll get rid of my cards, too. That's yours.

[D]

It's mine.

[C]

And then we. You can just toss the other ones. Ones into the pile. Make a new one. Find yours in there. Okay. Slay and then get rid of the other ones. So, yeah, so the water wall has been fixed. The neighbors actually fixed it. And the fact that it was my neighbor's house leaking so fiercely that it went into my garage.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

Is something I've never experienced.

[D]

It was insane.

[B]

Hell.

[C]

Okay, so I really want to like him. Okay. I'm obsessed with this man. But they always ask to borrow money from you.

[B]

Yep, he's activated.

[C]

But they refuse to consume any food aside from hot dog lathered and mayonnaise. That's awesome. Okay, but see, the thing is. So who. If I can you put up with?

[B]

They're perfect.

[C]

What I can put up with is the hot dogs and mayonnaise one.

[B]

I knew that I can put up.

[C]

So you won that one. I cannot put up with the money bar.

[B]

I knew it. I was like. I was like. That's so funny. I just grabbed Manny's pet peeve. I literally did. That's all. I was like, I'm gonna get him with this.

[C]

I'll take it if they're gonna ask me for money. No, I'm sweating. Sweating.

[B]

Surrender.

[C]

Surrender you. Laura, for being surprising. I'm like, I don't want to surrender me pools of sweat.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. They are. You know what I'm gonna say. They offer you practical help, such as helping with errands, providing transportation, helping keep the household task up. But.

[C]

So what are we doing? So this is same thing.

[D]

Give us your worst card.

[B]

And I have the worst to pick.

[D]

The least of the evils that she can put up with.

[C]

Okay, Here we of the demons, honey.

[B]

Okay, here we go. Here we go. They're perfect. They help me with everything. And as a Virgo, that's big.

[C]

That's big.

[B]

That's big. But their mom still does their laundry. That's pet peeve. That's the problem. Tyler got in trouble with that whenever we moved into. And his mom got in trouble, too.

[C]

Both a double.

[B]

Both. I Set them both down. And I'm like, why did you do his laundry?

[D]

But, you know, it's crazy. You did my laundry. For a little while. For a little while she did. And then a double.

[C]

I forget.

[D]

I did something that pissed her off. And then she never did my laundry ever again.

[C]

Wait, so it activated you so fiercely that you're like. Like, he probably was like, why did you fold him?

[D]

No, I would have never said that. But I did.

[C]

But I think it was something completely unrelated. Oh, was it laundry related? And she was just like, for that. And you know what? Never do any laundry again.

[B]

And Tyler said no.

[D]

I said, mom, what are you doing?

[B]

Mom, help me.

[D]

Can you fly across the country?

[C]

Guys, laundry is actually the worst thing for me. True.

[B]

It's not.

[C]

I don't actually do it.

[B]

A machine. She. We know. He pays a lady to do it.

[D]

You make that poor lady touch your chonies.

[C]

Let me tell you something. The worst is when I'm wearing like a jocks trap or a.

[D]

No.

[C]

I'm so sorry. Tell lady. No. Man.

[D]

How does she fold those?

[C]

It's like string.

[B]

I love it.

[D]

No, that poor lady, God love her. She's got so much dirt on you.

[B]

She had so much on her.

[D]

Oh, they.

[B]

But they have no concept of personal space. I'm gonna say mom still does the laundry.

[C]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's the one you could put up with. Put up with.

[B]

I could put up.

[D]

Which one can you put up with?

[B]

The personal space. So I feel like this is the one that pisses me off more. So this one is the one I could put up with. This personal space. The laundry one, I cannot put up with.

[D]

I forget how we're picking the winner, actually. The game, the rules are made up.

[C]

The points do not matter.

[D]

Nothing is real.

[C]

Mine was the personal space one. Because I'm like, no, I know. You want personal space too.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I knew the laundry would trigger you. That's why I handed you that before you even read it.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Let's see who won.

[B]

I threw all mine in the stack.

[D]

1. Well, you only had like one anyway. 2. 3.

[C]

I have like six.

[D]

Six.

[B]

I lost for sure.

[D]

Tie.

[C]

Tied.

[D]

Tie. Tiebreaker.

[B]

Let's do a tie breaker.

[D]

Who can run the.

[B]

Give me the green card. No. Give me the green.

[C]

We're not doing that. Okay, so we'll do this one the regular way. The regular method.

[D]

Okay, so you pick smash or pass.

[B]

Laura, they are loved by your parents and friends, but. Huh.

[C]

So do you want to smash on them or do you want to Pass.

[D]

Do you want to smash or pass?

[B]

I want the grossest card you could find.

[D]

Yeah, so you want to pass?

[B]

Pass.

[C]

I want to pass. I want to pass.

[B]

So they are loved by all your parents, by your friends, by your family. Everyone's obsessed with them. But what's the problem?

[C]

What's the issue?

[D]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna give one where I know Laura can't pick this.

[B]

Okay, but they interrupt you every time you're telling a story. Clarifying facts. Dead to me. Oh, my God. They have a confederate flag in the room.

[D]

Which one you passing on?

[B]

Passing on the correct confederate.

[C]

Oh, wait. I knew the interrupting would be such an annoying thing for Laura, but the competitive was so good. Like, that's such a good. Not so good. It was either that or they're pretending they're from the future from mine. So.

[B]

Okay. That would also be a problem for me. All right, guys. Well, we hope you enjoyed our smash or pad.

[C]

That's a funny ass game. It was really funny. You can make up your own rules, apparently.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Where the points aren't real, the rules aren't real. And we are either.

[C]

We're from the future.

[D]

Well, I'm glad you guys had me back on the pod.

[B]

We enjoyed it.

[D]

Maybe we can do that movie one. That would be fun.

[B]

I love that.

[C]

That could be your next one. Like, to come back on. I'll react to, like a movie or something. Like, I don't know.

[D]

Because I feel like I'm a pretty harsh critic compared to you.

[C]

You are a very hard critic. I am a soft critic.

[D]

Me and Laura are pretty like.

[C]

You guys are harsh critics.

[B]

We are.

[C]

Okay, you guys want to us really funny. I saw something the other day about being a movie critic. Something about it, and it was like, say. It kind of was kind of profound to me because I was like, oh, my God, when you're younger, I don't know, this is for you guys, but this was how it's for me. You don't criticize things at all. Movies, like really just like, I love movies. It's so much fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

As you get older, your timing becomes more precious. So you criticize the more you don't want to watch. You don't want to sit through something for hours.

[B]

Yeah. You care.

[C]

You waste your time. So it's like when you're young, you're not really thinking about the concept. Concept of time like that. Oh, my God, the acting is so fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But when you get older.

[B]

So it's a time thing. That's really interesting. Actually, but I was not a critic.

[C]

At all when I was younger. Mind you, I'm not so much now.

[B]

But still, because I'm such a harsh critic, Whenever I see something that I really, really like, I get. I feel, like, over, like, overly super excited about it. Like, I want to tell everyone kind of like I was talking about the studio. Like. Like, when it's something that's really worth my time and worth it, I'm like, like, extra on top of it, because that rarely happens.

[D]

Okay, wait. You know what we should do? We should all pick a movie maybe that you've seen that you either either think that they're going to hate the movie or absolutely smash your pass.

[C]

Wait. Smash your pass.

[D]

Movie Edition.

[C]

I can't wait for the animated movie.

[D]

I have for you guys. No, man.

[B]

Can't wait for terrifier 3.

[C]

I love the idea.

[B]

All right, well, we love you guys. Thank you for being here watching, and we'll see you in the next one later.