Transcript
Mark Cross (0:12)
I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster from his lab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise he did the mash he did the monster mash it was a yard smash he did the mash he caught on in a flash he did the mash he did the monster mash from my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom where the vampires feast the ghouls all came from their humble clothes to get a jolt from my electrodes they did the mash they did the monster mash the mash it was a graveyard smash they did the mash it got on in a flash they did the monster match the zombies were having fun the party had just begun the guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son the scene was rocking Marvel digging for sound Igor on chains Backed by his baying hounds the coffin and Angus were about to arrive with their vocal group, the Crypt Kickoff high they played the monster it was a graveyard smash it caught on in a flash they played the monster mash out from his coffin Drax voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing he opened the lid and shook his fist and said Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist? It's not the mash it's now the mall Mr. Mash and it's a graveyard smash.
Unidentified Listener (2:07)
Spot on.
Mark Cross (2:08)
In your flash he's now the mash he's now the monster mash now everything is cool Drags a part of the man and my monster mash is the hit of the land for you, the living. This mash was meant to. When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you. Then you can monster mash and do my graveyard smash Then you can mash. You catch on in a flash Then monster mash Then you can monster mash. Igor, you impetuous fool. I told you to bring me a student's brain, not a stupid brain. Don't touch that.
Host 1 (2:51)
Don't touch that.
Mark Cross (2:53)
You can't even dig up good health these days. Just go away.
Host 1 (2:57)
Go away.
Mike Whiston (3:04)
I don't want to go away. I don't want to go away.
Host 1 (3:06)
That was just so freaking awesome.
Joe Ruby (3:07)
Oh, my God. Dude. Dude.
Mike Whiston (3:10)
That's how you start the Friday night karaoke FNK Hocus Pocus podcast. Oh, my God.
Host 1 (3:16)
Mark Cross with Monster Mash by Bobby Boris Pickett.
