The Fears Episode

Summary

Friends Keep Secrets — The Fears Episode (May 12, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of Friends Keep Secrets—hosted by benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd, here “Chuck”), and Kristin Batalucco—dives into the theme of fear. Between confessions, absurd hypotheticals, and spontaneous games, the friends candidly discuss their personal fears, share odd stories, and, in typical fashion, interrupt themselves with tangents, random competitions, and improvised performances. The episode veers from comedy to vulnerability, fully encapsulating the “fly-on-the-wall” vibe of their friendship.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening: What’s Your Greatest Fear?

[00:02–00:33]

• Chuck opens by posing the fear question: “What’s your greatest fear? Mine’s sitting right here. It's me on the mic and my friend and my girl. And I gotta be right.”
• Benny immediately jokes: “Diarrhea.”
• The group establishes an open, humorous mood, and all agree not to be “fearless” for the episode—embracing vulnerability.

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2. Home Invasion Anxieties & The Knife Story

[00:33–03:13]

• Benny recounts almost “stabbing his friend to death” in a panicked, sleep-addled home defense incident—all because of mutual paranoia:
  • “I wake up...I go to the kitchen and get a knife...my friend is thinking the same thing...and it's just a coin flip whether I go like right there. For some reason, I don't do it, and we did not stab each other.” (Benny, 01:15–02:10)
• Chuck and a female friend share related urban fears—like someone crawling in through a suburban air conditioner ("sometimes crime happens in the least expected place" 03:05) and debate responses to home invasions.
• Benny: “If I saw a man I didn’t know in my home, I’d just be...”
• Humor interjected: Benny jokes he’d even offer sexual favors to survive:
  • “If the guy was like, hey man, suck my dick and I won’t kill you, I would.” (Benny, 03:39–03:46)

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3. Phobias: Benny’s Fear of Flying

[04:07–08:46]

• Benny’s fear of flying is dissected in vivid stories and jokes:
  • “I prefer the bus over flying.” (Benny, 04:16)
  • He once got off a private jet when traveling with Justin Bieber rather than fly. (04:44–05:44)
• "Imagine a company where you book a trip and they inject you at home, you wake up in Thailand.” (Chuck, 05:44)
• Celebrity cameo: A panic flight with Harry Styles:
  • “We’re in the air, and it starts to get a little turbulent...the first thing he does is he looks at me and goes, ‘Oh, no, man. I think this is the one. I think we’re going down.’” (Benny, 06:43–07:10)
• They discuss common attempts to rationalize flying (“just imagine the plane in jello!”), but agree the perceived lack of control is terrifying.

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4. Nightmares and Everyday Trust

[08:10–09:18]

• Chuck shares a recurring nightmare about a plane being sliced mid-air.
• They muse about the implicit trust needed for driving and flying, questioning human comfort with risk:
  • “The only thing that’s between us and death is like a painted white line.” (Unknown Female Friend, 08:30)

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5. Fun and Offbeat Tangents: Marshmallow Stuffing Contest

[11:07–17:22]

• The hosts abruptly challenge each other to fit the most marshmallows in their mouth—classic "hangout" mischief.
• Benny manages to jam in nearly 50 marshmallows, leading to laughter and astonishment.
• “Truly one of the coolest things you’ve ever done.” (Unknown Female Friend, 17:16)

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6. Scary Story Freestyle & Creating Tension

[20:12–24:30]

• Benny introduces “scary music,” leading to a spontaneous, slightly unsettling scary-story freestyle by Chuck:
  • "Silence, rage...bodies decompose, media emerges. Friends called home. Friends knew they were gone. Friends tweeted, friends cried. Friends died." (Chuck, 23:24)
• The mood oscillates between serious and absurd, drawing playful complaints from Benny.

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7. Real Fears: OCD and Fear of Loss

[24:45–25:32]

• Chuck opens up about obsessive-compulsive rituals tied to his fear of his parents dying.
  • “My biggest fear is, like, my parents dying...And I have a lot of OCD wrapped up into that.” (Chuck, 24:45)
• He shares how therapy could help, mentioning NOCD as a resource.

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8. Additional Deep Dives: Death, Parenting, and Existential Dread

[26:22–28:23]

• Extending the fear conversation, the group contemplates gruesome ways to die (skinned, suffocated, trapped under ice, factory accidents).
• Chuck (Lil Dicky) voices anxieties about parenthood:
  • Fear of being unmoved by having kids
  • Fear of physical decline preventing playing with future children
  • "I have a fear that I’m going to always think my kid is annoying because they want to spend time together. But I’m optimistic...that pivot will be what changes my life and my perspective for the better. But my fear is that it won’t." (Chuck, 27:39–28:23)

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9. Style, Vulnerability & Friendship Banter

[28:23–32:18]

• The conversation pivots into humor-laced critiques of each others’ fashion:
  • Short shirts, shoes for plantar fasciitis ("You always dress like your shoes are like a man who has plantar fasciitis." – Benny, 30:22), and comfort versus style debates.
• They reflect on the relational importance of minor details, the predictability of personality, and self-image.

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10. Invasive Thoughts and Jumping off Ledges

[33:57–35:00]

• Benny confesses to intrusive “what if I just ran and jumped?” thoughts on high ledges, contrasted with others’ avoidance.
  • “Whenever I see a ledge, I just, like, immediately want to run and fly off.” (Benny, 34:01)
• Chuck shares an anecdote about childlike confidence in surviving a Grand Canyon jump.

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11. Musical Silliness & Screaming Competition

[35:28–36:56]

• The trio attempts to outlast each other in making weird extended vocal noises.
• This sequence draws out their competitive but playful dynamic.

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12. Summer Camp Nostalgia & How Airbnb Brought Them Together

[36:58–37:41]

• Reminiscing about summer camp as some of the best days of their lives.
• The group credits Airbnb for facilitating connections early on in their friendship:
  • “Airbnb connected us because I got to give you the ride home, and I got to spend extra time with you, and I got to know you.” (Unknown Female Friend, 37:29)

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13. Relationship Fears: Sex and Complications

[38:13–40:07]

• Chuck expresses fears about “sex becoming complicated” in his relationship, dreading things like being asked to talk dirty or becoming sexually misaligned.
• Despite their strong connection, these are the types of anxieties he admits still crop up:
  • "We're so sexually aligned in every way...so only recently did I personally just have the best sex of my life.” (Chuck, 39:43)
• Benny is pointedly private about his own relationship (“I’m just like a gentleman...that’s just a thing I do.”).

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14. Dog Love & Fear of Pet Loss

[40:49–41:59]

• The group’s beloved dog Reggie Neas makes his debut.
• Unknown Female Friend jokes that one of Dave’s biggest fears is Reggie dying in front of him.

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15. Bathroom Humor & Winding Down

[42:10–43:14]

• Marshmallow aftermath prompts a conversation about holding in farts on camera—more laughter, lightness, and playfulness.
• The episode’s energy winds down with jokes and the beginnings of another tangent.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Benny on home defense:
  • “I have no…if I saw a man I didn’t know in my home, I’d just be…” (02:15)
• Chuck on irrational confidence:
  • “When I was young, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family...I told my parents, I said, I know that if I jumped, I would be able to survive. And land it.” (34:40)
• Benny on intrusive ledge thoughts:
  • “Whenever I see a ledge, I just like immediately want to run and fly off.” (34:01)
• Chuck on parenting fears:
  • “I just don’t like playing. And I have a fear that I’m going to always think my kid is annoying because they want to spend time together. But I’m optimistic...but my fear is that it won’t and that I’m trapped in this hellhole.” (27:39)
• Unknown Female Friend on everyday risk:
  • “Driving is one of the most social activities we could do as a species. We’re all just, like, trusting one another on the road. That the only thing that’s between us and death is like a painted white line.” (08:30)
• Benny on marshmallow glory:
  • “Oh my God. My mouth feels crazy.” (17:14)
• Chuck on relationship honesty:
  • “We're so sexually aligned in every way...so only recently did I personally just have the best sex of my life.” (39:43)
• Female Friend on sex fears:
  • “Oh yeah, that’s a good. That’s a good fear.” (39:41)

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Episode Structure & Flow

The episode fluidly shifts between hilarious, sometimes surreal tangents (marshmallow stuffing, accent contests, screaming competitions), sincere emotional confessions (fears of parenthood, death, relationships, pet loss), and the mundane realities of close friendship (bickering about style, group singing, holding in farts).

The language remains spontaneous, silly, and honest throughout, often abruptly changing gears—perfectly encapsulating the podcast’s core appeal: the unfiltered comfort and absurdity of hanging out with close friends.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening fears & humor: 00:02–00:33
• Home invasion/knife story: 00:33–03:13
• Benny’s fear of flying: 04:07–08:46
• Recurring nightmares/trust: 08:10–09:18
• Marshmallow contest: 11:07–17:22
• Scary-story freestyle: 20:12–24:30
• OCD & fear of loss: 24:45–25:32
• Gruesome death/parenting fears: 26:22–28:23
• Style/friendship banter: 28:23–32:18
• Intrusive ledge thoughts: 33:57–35:00
• Vocalizing/screaming contest: 35:28–36:56
• Summer camp nostalgia/Airbnb: 36:58–37:41
• Sex/relationship fears: 38:13–40:07
• Dog love/Reggie: 40:49–41:59

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Final Thoughts

The Fears Episode is a quintessential Friends Keep Secrets outing—blurring lines between serious and silly, mixing raw admission with physical antics and randomness. Through discussions of irrational and rational fears, friendship dynamics, and everyday vulnerability, listeners get the full, unfiltered effect of being “in the room” with the hosts.

Transcript

[Chuck]

What's your greatest fear? Mine's sitting right here. It's me on the mic and my friend and my girl. And I gotta be right.

[Benny]

Diarrhea.

[Chuck]

Diarrhea's not what I was hoping you'd say.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Don't be fearless. Cause you got tears, Ms.

[Chuck]

Eye. Don't be fearless. Have no fear. Because this episode will take it. We'll take it all on. I think it's for this.

[Benny]

You know, I almost stabbed my friend to death one time.

[Chuck]

No, I didn't know that. How did that happen? That sounds crazy.

[Benny]

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I was sleeping and it was like. I heard a noise and I was like, what the fuck? And I wake up, I like sneak out and I'm like walking around everywhere and I keep hearing noises and I'm like, holy. I'm like, okay, I gotta go to the kitchen and get a knife. Like, I have to get a knife.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Oh, a knife is so personal.

[Benny]

I was like, I have no. I have nothing else to do. What else am I gonna grab? I have nothing.

[Chuck]

You have no gun?

[Benny]

No, Chuck, I don't have a gun. I don't. I don't even know how to use a gun. I'd like shoot myself by mistake.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, How'd you know where the knives were? You just opened every drawer.

[Benny]

I'm in a kitchen. What are you talking about? There was like a butcher block. No, there's like a butcher block. And I went. And I. I grab it, okay. And then I walk like behind a thing and I'm like sitting here. And then I hear something in the kitchen and it's like. And I'm like, is that person grabbing a knife? And I'm like, holy. And I'm like. And I like, start getting like low to the ground, cuz I'm like, if I can like stab up. And I like. And I like stab up. I like sneak around. And then as I'm sneaking around, okay, I. I'm sneaking this way. My friend is thinking the same thing, okay? And he had grabbed a knife and we're both turning a corner and it's just a coin flip whether I go like right there. For some reason, I don't do it. And we go, ah. And we see each other and we did not stab each other.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You think if you encountered an intruder, you would. You would just stab him?

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Benny]

Yeah. What do you mean? I have no. If I saw a man I didn't know in my home, I'd just be

[Unknown Female Friend]

like, oh, no, see, I wouldn't do that.

[Benny]

What would you do?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I would be like, I have a knife.

[Chuck]

Oh, you wouldn't.

[Benny]

I have a knife. He'd be like, okay, cool. Or he'd be like.

[Chuck]

He'd be like, what do you mean

[Benny]

I have a knife?

[Chuck]

A girl in my high school, which is like, we went to a very, you know, normal suburban town. She was just in her childhood room with like, very normal room with like, you know, the window unit, air conditioners.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

All of a sudden she woke up in the middle of the night and a man was just crawling through her air conditioner. Like the window area.

[Benny]

No.

[Chuck]

Yeah. She had to get out of bed. She had to kick the man out of the room, call 911. It was like they never found the guy. He ran away. It was just such a one off, crazy thing to happen in a suburban town like that.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Well, sometimes crime happens in the least expected place.

[Benny]

I think I would. I think I would. I think I would go like this.

[Chuck]

That's true.

[Benny]

I think I would say like. I think I'd be like. If I. If I was face to face with a robber and I had nothing and I was like, in my bed, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'll give you anything you want. Like, I like. We can go to the bank right. We can go to the bank right now, we can do whatever you want. Or I'd be like, I. I'd resort to. I would.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You would suck their dick?

[Benny]

Yeah, I would. 100%. Are you kidding me?

[Unknown Female Friend]

What if they don't want to get their dick sucked?

[Chuck]

Shit out of luck.

[Benny]

If it was an option. If they said, if the guy was like, hey man, suck my dick and I won't kill you, I would.

[Unknown Female Friend]

But why do you think, like any guy that breaks into your home, wants you to suck.

[Benny]

I don't know if he wants you to suck his dick. I'm saying just if he said if he. If he was like, hey, suck my dick or I'll kill you, I'd be like, I don't.

[Chuck]

I hate this topic. And I feel like your biggest fear is flying on airplanes.

[Benny]

Yeah, that's definitely number one.

[Chuck]

Like you literally have to take ships.

[Benny]

First of all, I prefer the bus over. I prefer the bus over flying.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah.

[Benny]

But it takes so long.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Since Selena's in New York, it takes you three days to get to her.

[Benny]

I really, really, really, really. Don't like to fly.

[Unknown Female Friend]

2020 or 2021. We were on FaceTime with you. I remember this. You got off the plane.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Friend]

With your Little roller suitcase.

[Chuck]

You said you were.

[Benny]

Yeah, I was playing snl. It was our first. So this was like, we were the second act back. It was me and Justin Bieber, and we were playing Lonely on snl, and they had a private jet to take them back. And I. I was planning. This is so out of character. Like, me, like, them just springing a thing on me, being like. Because I was just planning on taking my normal bus back home. And they were like, we got a jet, man. Just, like, get on the jet. And I was like, yeah, okay. And I was like, yeah, maybe I will. Cause it was, like, all happening so quickly. So I go to the airport, I have the bus drop me off, and I get on the plane, and everyone's like, oh, man, you did it. And, like, everyone's on the plane, and I'm sitting there, and they're, like, about to take off, and I'm like, nah. And just get off. Fully got off one time. I.

[Chuck]

Can I tell you a small business plan that I never saw through that is such a good idea.

[Benny]

Yeah. I have a great.

[Chuck]

Imagine a small business that is a company where you book a. You. You. You have to go to Thailand or wherever yet. You want to take a trip, they come to your house, they inject you, you wake up, you're in Thailand.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Your suitcase is unpacked, and they just. They know how to medically induce you into, I guess, your kidneys. No, I mean, I guess it's not. I didn't really ever do any.

[Benny]

No, I wanted.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I wanted to get on the airplane and you look out the window. It's not just a screen.

[Benny]

No. I wanted to be put on.

[Unknown Female Friend]

And we're not. We're all just circling around and going right back where we started.

[Benny]

One of the last times I took a plane, somehow someone convinced me to hitch a ride from LA to Coachella. And I'm on the plane with a bunch of people, and I'm sitting next to Harry Styles.

[Chuck]

Okay, that must have been crazy. Go on.

[Benny]

I'm on the plane, I'm sitting next to Harry Styles, and he's a friend of mine. He's a really sweet guy. That's crazy.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Did you decide an NDA

[Benny]

to be his friend? No, I didn't sign an NDA to be his friend, but he's a very sweet guy. And I'm sitting next to him. We're in the air, and it starts to get a little turbulent, and the first thing he does is he looks at me and he goes, oh, no, man. He goes, I Think this is the one. I think we're going down.

[Chuck]

Really?

[Benny]

Yeah. That's the first thing he said to me.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Do you have a fear of flying?

[Benny]

No. He was joking. And I said, he was messing with you. And I go, really? And I got so scared. And it was like we were in, like. It was like, boo, boo, boo, boo,

[Chuck]

boo, boo, boo, boo.

[Benny]

And I was like. And he was like, oh, no. It made me so scared. But he also did it in a way where it made me laugh. But I was secretly petrified. And that flight's like 18 minutes long. I was petrified.

[Chuck]

Have you ever, as someone who's scared of flying, YouTubed, like, bad turbulence videos?

[Benny]

Yeah, I look at it every day. I looked at it two days ago.

[Chuck]

People with their iPhones are like, yep, it's my favorite. They're like, smacking against the ceiling and flying down.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I saw a TikTok about flying and it was trying to help you if you had trouble with flying. And it said, if you just imagine a plane in jello, that's what the pressure coming up and the pressure coming down creates. So you're not really just gonna drop out of the sky.

[Benny]

No, I know all the things.

[Chuck]

Yeah, but all it takes is a bird to go into the propeller.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It's not even a bird. It could really just be a number of things, the whole thing.

[Benny]

What about a man? What about a man who's just like a hijacker? No, just the pil. Just like. You know what? Fuck this shit. Well, you guys, he could do anything.

[Chuck]

Yeah. I don't like when you're in, like, a car, Even though it's way more dangerous than a flight. You feel like you can turn. Yeah.

[Benny]

You have a second.

[Chuck]

Yeah. You can have.

[Benny]

No second.

[Chuck]

No, no.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I think about this all the time. Driving is one of the most social activities we could do as a species. We're all just, like, trusting. Trusting one another on the road. That the only thing that's between us and death is like a painted white line.

[Benny]

I know, but if you're in a plane, you're like this. You're like. Like you're just.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Benny]

It's so loud. It's so loud.

[Chuck]

I have one recurring nightmare, and it is I'm sitting on a plane. It's like a peaceful flight. You hear the hum of the thing, like, four rows ahead of me. A man just looks out the window and goes, no, no, no. And then another plane smacks into the plane I'm on, takes off the front half of the plane, and it's like going like this. So it's, like on fire. And it's like this. And then it's, like going down. And then I wake up. You don't care.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That's rough, Chuck.

[Benny]

That's crazy. And you fly. Flying.

[Chuck]

Oh, shit. My sandwich. Oh, fuck.

[Benny]

Chuck. Is it okay?

[Chuck]

No, it's perfect. Nah, it's a little Fuck.

[Benny]

What do you mean it's perfect?

[Chuck]

Maybe I really forgot about it. Let's see, Chuck.

[Benny]

It's literally.

[Chuck]

Oh, it is perfect.

[Benny]

It is perfect. It's crisp.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Perfect joint.

[Chuck]

Whoops. Fuck. Do you guys know about new McCafe's bright berry blast? Do you? Well, now you do. That's foam.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I mean, even the way this is delectable. I love it.

[Chuck]

You love it? You want to talk about it? She gets excited. I'm telling you. The days that we have to do the McDonald's McCafe drinks, you get excited about guys.

[Unknown Female Friend]

More than excited. I live for it.

[Benny]

I gotta say something. This thing's like a reset. It's like a reward. It's like a way to get through the day. I mean, really, it's a reason to hang with friends.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Mm. It's also more than just a drink. It's special. It really is special.

[Chuck]

Try all the new McCafe drinks. They've done it again. They've done it again. You know what I'd like to do?

[Benny]

What?

[Chuck]

I'd like to settle the sauce argument that we had with a credible source. Yahoo Scout. Do most people make their own sauce? Yahoo Scout, first sentence. Most people rely on packaged products. Nearly 9 in 10 people use store bought sauces or marinades.

[Benny]

Now, Chuck, I'd like you to read the second sentence.

[Chuck]

However, homemade sauce usually stands at 6 in 10 people.

[Benny]

Thank you. Yahoo Scout. Majority rules,

[Chuck]

meaning both methods coexist among American households with packages.

[Benny]

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.

[Chuck]

Scout.com, you, you mother.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Scout.com we trust you.

[Chuck]

Sorry. Sorry about that.

[Benny]

Hey, guys. You know, on our podcast.

[Chuck]

Not a vignette. Vignette.

[Benny]

On our vignette segment, you just really feel like you're like, fly on the wall in the experience of, like, hanging out.

[Chuck]

You broke the concept by speaking to him. I'm just kidding. I spoke to them already. Don't cut it. Don't cut it.

[Benny]

Cut

[Chuck]

switches. Medium.

[Benny]

Chuck, how many of these do you think I could shove in my mouth right now? How many?

[Chuck]

I would love to find. I mean, how many?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I thought you can do 15.

[Benny]

How many? Both. Take bets right now?

[Chuck]

No.

[Unknown Female Friend]

30.

[Chuck]

Wait, 30 in your mouth at once? Yeah, once you're not swallowing.

[Benny]

I won't swallow. Just shove.

[Chuck]

I think you could. I love this. And you're doing it. Yeah. I think that you could do. I think you can put like, like nine in your mouth.

[Benny]

Okay. And what's your.

[Chuck]

Do you have any idea what the answer is?

[Benny]

I have no idea. I've never done this before. Maybe when I was a kid. Okay, well, my mouth is grown. How many you think I can do?

[Chuck]

Fuck, I fucked it all up.

[Benny]

Or do you want to do your mouth, too, and we'll see who can do the most mouth. Okay, let's see who can. Who do you think can do more?

[Chuck]

I think she could do more.

[Benny]

Okay. Okay. And you guessed nine for me. And how many for her?

[Chuck]

Like 11.

[Benny]

Okay. Okay. Okay. She goes, one. One. No, hold on.

[Chuck]

No, let me just make my smorb. Two.

[Benny]

I'm watching. Two. Her mouth's already full. Yeah.

[Chuck]

Now we.

[Benny]

Three.

[Chuck]

Oh, wow.

[Benny]

Four. Five. Six is the best thing I've ever come up with. Six Are you.

[Chuck]

You're just, you're just getting started. Don't make her laugh. We can't make her laugh. It's, like, dangerous to make her laugh. You're just getting started. They can be squished like foam. You're just getting started. Don't look at us.

[Benny]

7. Are you.

[Chuck]

Do you want to stop?

[Benny]

Are you choking?

[Chuck]

No, she's all right. Keep going.

[Benny]

Seven. That's it. Okay, seven. So I think I'm just gonna put seven all in at once.

[Unknown Female Friend]

What do I do with it?

[Chuck]

Smart.

[Benny]

No, I'm not.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I was drooling.

[Benny]

Okay, so she did seven, so, Chuck, I'm just gonna go for a quick eight, okay?

[Unknown Female Friend]

You gotta be careful. You guys were making me laugh.

[Benny]

Doug, I'm going to go for a quick eight. You ready?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Don't choke.

[Chuck]

Remember, it's not you want.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You turn this flame off?

[Benny]

No, no, I just want to have more than her. This is four.

[Chuck]

But you're going to try to see how much you can fit.

[Benny]

Well, first I'm going to get eight.

[Chuck]

Yeah, but that's just the first step towards the larger.

[Benny]

I don't know how much it'll fit. She has a huge mouth. Okay, so horse mouth.

[Chuck]

At the end of this, we will know how many you could fit in your mouth.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You've done this before. I can tell.

[Benny]

I, I, I swear. Maybe as a child.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Well, you've done it before, so just so everybody knows, I've never done it.

[Benny]

I don't think I've ever done this before. Okay, here's four. Oh, fuck. Five.

[Unknown Female Friend]

What's that?

[Chuck]

Don't make him laugh. Keep going. You're just getting started. They can stick out. They can keep. Yeah, just. If you. If you push them together, they can stick out and drain. Okay, I'll count for you. What's that?

[Benny]

11. 11.

[Chuck]

12. Keep going. Don't make him laugh. Don't make him laugh. 12. 13. You can keep. You can do the whole bowl if you focus. Thirteen. Fourteen. Keep going. Fifteen. Wait, hold on. Let me just. Don't get distracted by what I'm doing. I just have to film what you look like. Okay, you're at 15. Don't laugh. 16. Keep going. There's a whole bowl. 17. At this point, you're just building. Oh, I think he might have actually. He might be able to go forever now. Boom. 18. 19. It really comes down to laughing. It's not bad.

[Benny]

Hmm.

[Chuck]

What number is that?

[Benny]

20.

[Chuck]

21. 21. 22. 23. 24. Don't laugh.

[Benny]

Stop.

[Chuck]

Just be focused. 25. We're just getting started. 26. I'm gonna get a different angle on you. Just 27. You look like Santa. Don't laugh. Oh, no, that doesn't count. 28, I think.

[Benny]

Mm.

[Chuck]

29. Keep going. 30. 31. 32. Just keep going. Maybe you're not at 33. Maybe this could go on forever.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That's insane.

[Chuck]

34. If anything falls, it's done. If they fall, they're done. Your structure's not valid. 34.

[Unknown Female Friend]

They're sticking together. He might.

[Chuck]

I know, but they're hanging on by a thread. 36. Now he's scared of grabbing, so he's cocked his head back. 37. I don't know. I've lost. 38. Okay, this is insane. Okay. Oh, the dangle. 39. But it's dangling. Oh, smart adjust.

[Benny]

Wow.

[Chuck]

He ate six of them. Right there. 40. 41. Is that.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I don't even understand gravity. This is beyond. This is beyond normal.

[Chuck]

Oh, my. I've completely lost track.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I have no idea.

[Chuck]

60.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I can't believe this is happening.

[Chuck]

Oh, my God. But f. Done. Time. Time. What was it?

[Benny]

I think it was 50 or something.

[Chuck]

Oh, all right.

[Benny]

Oh, my God. My mouth feels crazy.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, I mean, my lips are chapped now. Truly one of the coolest things you've ever done.

[Chuck]

That was one of my favorite things you've ever done.

[Benny]

Yeah, it was one of your favorite things I've ever done.

[Chuck]

Were you that kind of kid asleep?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I'm sitting down for this.

[Chuck]

Don't. Yeah, you would never. Your Achilles would rupture.

[Benny]

Check. I'm doing it right now.

[Chuck]

Don't jump from the thing.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Where are you trying to jump to that thing?

[Chuck]

I think that's such a bad.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I don't know. I don't know if it would not do that structurally like sound.

[Chuck]

I would not do that.

[Benny]

Chuck. I think I can do it. I think it's not.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Benny, honestly, if you want to be

[Benny]

a whole by St. Flip and break my leg.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Maybe just do a little jump to the floor.

[Chuck]

Do you even want me to move the phone or the sunglasses?

[Benny]

No, check. I think I can do it if I just.

[Chuck]

With a knife. You have like nowhere to land. What do you. How could you not?

[Benny]

What do you mean? I'm gonna do one foot there.

[Chuck]

Oh, my God. I couldn't. I can't. You're Achilles is gonna rupture.

[Benny]

Should I try it?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I wouldn't, but I. You guys can do whatever you want. I just don't know that if it can take your weight.

[Benny]

This thing first. Just hit down there and see if it can take my weight.

[Chuck]

Just like.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Can you move my.

[Benny]

I have no idea.

[Chuck]

I'm not who.

[Benny]

You don't know?

[Chuck]

No, I don't know. Like weight.

[Benny]

Wait, just press hard over there.

[Chuck]

Yeah, I think I can probably take your weight.

[Benny]

I'll take it.

[Unknown Female Friend]

My weight. You guys, this is not like jackass, get up.

[Benny]

I just want to try. Chuck. Should I try?

[Chuck]

I'm not telling you to try. I think you do whatever you want. I'm obviously. I've backed up to see what happens if you try.

[Benny]

Do you want me to try?

[Unknown Female Friend]

No,

[Benny]

Jeff, there's so many sharp things. Okay, move the knife. Move the knife. Just move the knife. But leave the cell phone there.

[Chuck]

Okay?

[Unknown Female Friend]

No, that's my.

[Benny]

Okay. Okay. Move the cell phone. She doesn't want it there.

[Unknown Female Friend]

And move my sunglasses.

[Benny]

You gotta leave some obstacle. Leave the joint that burnt.

[Chuck]

I'll put the tape right. No, no, no.

[Benny]

I don't like the tape.

[Chuck]

Okay, Chuck, you.

[Benny]

I'm scared. I'm gonna bang my head on this.

[Chuck]

That's what I'm expecting.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That's a good idea. Benny, don't do it. What if you do hit your head or something?

[Benny]

No, I think I got it.

[Chuck]

Look. He did. It

[Unknown Female Friend]

was so tough. I was so anticlimactic. But you were here. To actually look like you.

[Chuck]

I thought it was very cosmic. I was shocked, but I never expected to be a simple step over.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That was the stupidest thing I ever watched.

[Chuck]

What is Your goal with this scary music?

[Benny]

Ever heard of a scary story? Freestyle.

[Chuck]

The stories I could tell you. You wouldn't be able to sleep. I got some real scary stories. You know, I have a song that I made called Scary Story. It sucks. Don't ever listen to it. Is this what it sounds like inside your brain all day and it's like.

[Benny]

It's like, do the. Do the. Don't do it.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Like, kill myself. Yeah. This is not. This is too much for me.

[Benny]

You want to try? You want me to.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I feel like I'm being, like.

[Chuck]

Hello, Transported. Oh, wow.

[Unknown Female Friend]

We are hypnotized.

[Chuck]

You are.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I feel like you guys are. Yeah.

[Chuck]

Wow. He's so good.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You're like Chucky.

[Chuck]

Yeah, you are. You would be like a horror.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You're like a. You're like a Chucky.

[Chuck]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Come,

[Benny]

come.

[Chuck]

Come in. We have everything you need.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I can't wait.

[Chuck]

You want to do it?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah.

[Benny]

You do?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah.

[Benny]

What beat do you want to go on? Okay. Okay. You can. Vermin or ferment. She's playing the Wind. Sounds like Playboy. Cardi. That was cool. This sounds like one of the beats. You.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I like this one. What's your set? Dance?

[Benny]

Yep. You are. Yep.

[Chuck]

Silence, rage Let me know, let me know. They're all gonna know they're all gonna know they're all gonna say they're all gonna say they're all gonna go they're all gonna cry they're all gonna die they're all gonna fly they're lost in the same three days goes by bodies decompose media emerges Friends called home Friends knew they were gone Friends tweeted, friends cried, Friends died.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It was insane.

[Benny]

I don't like. I like it better. When we were eating marshmallows, I was

[Chuck]

having so much fun.

[Benny]

Chuck, did it feel real?

[Chuck]

Yeah. Real?

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

You didn't like that?

[Benny]

I loved it. Everyone had to die.

[Chuck]

I thought that that was unbelievable. I thought that when I came out of here, everyone. You guys were gonna be like. That's the most.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You were just like. Everyone dies.

[Chuck]

Well, I thought we were supposed to do scary things. Your biggest fear was getting murdered. Well, how am I off topic?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Speaking of fears, you have some. Some OCD around one of your biggest fears?

[Chuck]

I do, and I don't love talking about it. My biggest fear is, like, my parents dying. That's one of my biggest fears. And I have a lot of OCD wrapped up into that. And I do some rituals around it. And honestly, it's not the right way to live. And if I knew about having a company like NOCD when I was really struggling at my peak with this thing when I was a kid. I might have tapped into it. I didn't know about it, unfortunately. You should know that Insurance actually covers 138 million Americans and includes support between sessions, so you never have to face OCD alone. To learn more about starting OCD therapy.

[Benny]

To learn more about starting ocd. Sorry, I have to read it again because it's OCD tips.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I understand.

[Benny]

To learn more about starting OCD therapy with NOCD, go to nocd.com friends and

[Chuck]

book a free call with their team. That's nocd.com friends.

[Benny]

Hey, check. Yeah, I love drinking White Claw with my pals.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Well, what about me?

[Benny]

You're one of my pals. Oh, I think you're my best girl pal.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You know what?

[Chuck]

What?

[Unknown Female Friend]

On that note, I think we should have more nights where we drink White Claw together.

[Benny]

I'm not drinking this on camera, but you know what I'm gonna do? I'm staying home tomorrow and I'm having a backyard pre game day drinking last minute party. I'll see you there.

[Chuck]

Can you drink responsibly? Hard seltzer with flavors. White cloth seltzer.

[Benny]

Work.

[Chuck]

Chicago, Illinois.

[Benny]

Spontaneous.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I can.

[Benny]

Like, why is falling asleep such a big thing?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I stick your tongue out when you go.

[Benny]

I do.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You went.

[Chuck]

What's the last way you'd want to die?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Like being murdered? Like. Like.

[Benny]

No, no. The type of way.

[Chuck]

What about skinned?

[Benny]

Yeah. Or suffocated? Like, just like.

[Chuck]

Yeah. I mean, in the movies. The water. The being trapped under ice.

[Benny]

Oh, my God. Trapped under ice is crazy.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Do you ever worry about being in a factory in your chains, getting stuck on the machinery and choking you?

[Chuck]

Chuck, you ever worry about when you're in the factory? Have you ever stepped foot in a factory? I've never heard planes feel more.

[Benny]

Yours are like fighter jets.

[Chuck]

Literally, since we started creating these vignettes, it feels like.

[Benny]

Are you filming a podcast?

[Chuck]

No, it's the podcast. What do you mean? This is just a window into people hanging out.

[Benny]

Chuck, is your biggest fear calling Vignette a podcast?

[Chuck]

I don't know what my biggest fear is. Probably not. I mean, look, obviously death not fulfilling my potential. My biggest fear is I have a big fear of. Of. I have a really big fear of children coming and a number of things happening. One, like me not feeling like the whole thing is that life changing. That's a fear.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That's the whole thing.

[Chuck]

Being a father, having kids, like being kind of unmoved by children is a fear. I don't think that's gonna happen. I think I'm gonna be, like, more moved than anyone, but it is a fear. Another fear is more moved than any. Another fear is my body will break down before that's kind of already happening. Before I'm able to play on the floor with the kids. And even with little kids that are family, friends or whatever, when they want to play and they ask me to play, I play for five minutes, and then I want to blow my head off. I just don't like playing. And I have a fear that I'm going to always think my kid is annoying because they want to spend time together. But I'm optimistic that I will want to spend the time with the kid. And that pivot will be what changes my life and my perspective for the better. But my fear is that it won't and that I'm trapped in this hellhole.

[Benny]

Chuck, did you just say your biggest fear is that your kid will want to play with you?

[Chuck]

No. I mean, one fear is that. One fear is that I won't be moved so long.

[Benny]

Yes. Your shirt is two thirds of my life.

[Chuck]

It's not that long, Jack.

[Benny]

Your legs look like. You look like a Oompa Loompa or something.

[Chuck]

In high school, when your shirt was too short, they would say, your shirt is so young.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You do hate when your shirt is short. I've noticed that.

[Benny]

I love it when my shirt is short.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You always like, is the shirt too short?

[Chuck]

Oh, I hate the contemporary, like, box short crop shirt.

[Benny]

I remember how good he looked the other day when he had it.

[Unknown Female Friend]

When he dresses in anything other than the Nike Dry Sport, I think you look so good right now, even though you are wearing a shirt that goes down to your knees.

[Chuck]

Do you think I have good style or be?

[Benny]

Chuck, my biggest fear is that your shirt's gonna fall down to your feet and take off.

[Chuck]

I want to know, do you think I have good style?

[Unknown Female Friend]

You don't try.

[Chuck]

We'll go one at a time.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Okay, you go first.

[Benny]

I already said it.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Okay. Do I think you have good style? You said what? Yes, I do think you have good style when you try. But for the past six years, every single day, you have worn a Nike Dry Sport shirt. One that, like, traps your body odor. It makes you stink, and I love the way you stink. So I don't mind it. But it is a unique choice for such a stylish man.

[Chuck]

Those are days that I'm just with you, and I know that you're no, no, no.

[Benny]

Just days that you're with any like,

[Unknown Female Friend]

video of you or like, interview you're wearing the Nike dress for.

[Chuck]

Just for the last six years.

[Unknown Female Friend]

But it's wild.

[Chuck]

So wait, did you think I with style or no.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah. Are you looking at me or Benny?

[Chuck]

Looking at Benny.

[Benny]

Oh my God.

[Chuck]

You can't. Do you. Benny, can you see? Can anyone see?

[Benny]

I can see you. Check. I'm looking at you.

[Chuck]

Not right now. Globally. You don't have to look at me. Just. What's your instance? Good style or.

[Benny]

No, I think you always have poor shoe choice for your outfit. Like, you always have like, Chuck. You always dress like your shoes are like a man who has like plantar fasciitis.

[Unknown Female Friend]

They look like he doesn't care, but

[Benny]

he your like, laissez faire, like, attitude with style. I do appreciate how, like, it's not stylish.

[Chuck]

I am.

[Benny]

Yeah, but it's like so not stylish that it's stylish. What do you think about Mochi Lee? Is she stylish?

[Chuck]

I love her style.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Well, right now I'm kind of on

[Chuck]

a. I love that hoodie.

[Benny]

Yeah, you are very stylish. You've been 70s lately.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, yeah, I think because.

[Chuck]

Because em.

[Benny]

What's Em.

[Unknown Female Friend]

No, honestly, what's happened is I got overwhelmed with the thought of having to pick.

[Chuck]

You got a little overwhelmed with that.

[Unknown Female Friend]

God damn.

[Chuck]

With what?

[Unknown Female Friend]

All the times I was going to have to pick out clothes for this vignette.

[Chuck]

Yeah, segment.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Segment.

[Chuck]

Yeah. No, I like vignette podcast. Absolutely.

[Unknown Female Friend]

So I thought, who cares? I'll just wear T shirts.

[Chuck]

I think you look great in a T shirt. But I'm talking. Your hoodie is so good.

[Benny]

What about your style outside of this?

[Unknown Female Friend]

I haven't thought. We haven't gone anywhere.

[Chuck]

You know, he's way more flamboyant. Whatever. And he said, can I dress you for one night? And he made me wear like these. I looked like a coal miner. Like, the outfit was so ridiculous.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Was this at your guys 30th?

[Chuck]

I said I would love to wear this. Cause flabbergasted me that he even owned this outfit. Seriously. And I wore it like, honestly to make fun of him. I have never gotten more compliments on my outfit.

[Benny]

Everyone's like, oh, my God, man, you look so cool. This is like a cool pair. Check out for God.

[Chuck]

I'm having probably the most fun on any vignette. Most fun on any vignette we've ever done.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Why don't you do a little Accent for us. Let's hear that again.

[Chuck]

I'm so bad at accents.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Just try one.

[Benny]

No, we're going to have to cut out whatever accent he does.

[Unknown Female Friend]

New Zealand or something.

[Chuck]

New Zealand? No. I don't even know why you'd go there. That wasn't. I don't even know why you laughed so automatically that no matter what I said.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Because you do it all the time and it always sounds like that. It's like you broke your jaw.

[Chuck]

How about this Southern accent? Don't interrupt me. Well, shish.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Oh. So, shh.

[Chuck]

I'd like to tell you a story about a feller by the name of Carlos. See, Carlos was a gambling man. Well, shush. Just about everybody was back then.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That was really good.

[Benny]

It was awful. Until just about everyone was. No, no.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You said, like, Carlos. Really?

[Chuck]

Well, I think it is just. You have to work like Bradley Cooper, I think, went to a dialect coach to do the.

[Benny]

You can't even speak regular English. They're gonna have to reconfigure your jaw.

[Chuck]

Okay, let's see you guys do an accent.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Let me see here. Oh, is it a good one?

[Chuck]

Yes.

[Benny]

Whoa.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It was a good one, isn't it?

[Chuck]

Yes, it is.

[Benny]

What is good?

[Unknown Female Friend]

New Zealand one or. It's like New Zealand.

[Chuck]

Sorry.

[Benny]

Where are you going?

[Chuck]

Just chilling. What if I just. The glass. Just shy. Just fell right through the home.

[Benny]

Don't you want to jump off a building sometimes?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Me or you?

[Benny]

No, just in life, like, never, really. Whenever I see a ledge, I just, like, immediately want to run and fly

[Chuck]

off and when I was young. That's crazy. You should go see a doctor. You're having suicidal thoughts.

[Benny]

You're telling me if you're on of top. Top of, like, a big tall building, you never look at it and just want to run full speed and jump off?

[Unknown Female Friend]

No, I think about how I don't want to do that.

[Benny]

You're telling me you don't like when you're driving down the highway, you don't like.

[Chuck]

It's a different situation.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I don't want to drive, but it's the same.

[Benny]

But no, you don't want to just fly off.

[Unknown Female Friend]

No. Sometimes when people cross the street, I think if I just went up a little further, I could knock them in the ankles.

[Chuck]

When I was young, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. I was like, eight. And I literally had so much confidence back then and, like, not fear of this type of thing that I told my parents, I said, I know that if I jumped, I would be able to survive. And land it.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That's.

[Chuck]

What do you think about that?

[Benny]

Well, is that the end of the story?

[Chuck]

Yeah. Eight years old, kid having that level of confidence.

[Benny]

So you just said it. You didn't jump.

[Chuck]

It'd be so stressful if I was a parent of someone who was 8 and said, like, I know I can jump. I know I can.

[Benny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think more stressful. Do you think? What type of parent do you guys think you're gonna be?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Really good ones.

[Chuck]

Great ones. What I was saying, I don't predict would happen. It's just a fear I would be.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That would be.

[Chuck]

Go as long as you can. Don't stop. You have to go as long as you can. I guarantee you I can go so much longer after him. Okay, all right. Okay. Okay.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You go.

[Benny]

Okay. You're so much shorter. Do you know how to rock? Do you know how to rock? Scream. So when you rock. Scream.

[Chuck]

You have to.

[Benny]

You have to go. You have to go. You have to go. And then you have to slowly go up. Oh, I can do that into a scream. Okay, Chuck, you go first.

[Chuck]

Wait.

[Unknown Female Friend]

There you go.

[Chuck]

I don't want to do it because I haven't made it.

[Benny]

Now you try.

[Chuck]

I don't like that.

[Benny]

What? Sounds like a yawn. Okay, I'll try.

[Chuck]

Okay. We. I think.

[Benny]

Chuck, do you like summer camp?

[Chuck]

Yeah. Favorite part of life.

[Benny]

It was one of my favorite times in my entire life, and I just reconnected with a few of our friends that I hadn't connected with. Meeting up and renting a home on Airbnb and just, like, doing a whole Color wars thing and having, like, the best time.

[Chuck]

Airbnb is something that I haven't really spoken about how Airbnb connected us early on in our relationship.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Oh, yeah, it did.

[Chuck]

Yeah. If you hadn't booked that home on Airbnb, Airbnb's platform that day, you wouldn't have given me that ride home. We wouldn't have connected. Maybe at the length. I think we would have connected anyways. But it was a gift.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It was a gift. Airbnb connected us because I got to give you the ride home, and I got to spend extra time with you, and I got to know you.

[Benny]

We respect you.

[Unknown Female Friend]

We love you. Airbnb.

[Chuck]

We love Airbnb, and we love you. You know, we're not the only multimedia experience. Oh, yeah, we are kind of. But no Canva.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Yeah. They can do a lot of things. It's a diverse program.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It is a diverse program.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

I said it weird.

[Unknown Female Friend]

You did say it weird, but that's okay. If you were using Canva, you could probably just say it however you want to say it and it would get

[Chuck]

it and it would cause this word. You prompt it with the words.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, it can kind of understand whatever prompt you give it.

[Chuck]

I think it does a lot of different things. I think if you're like, hey, help me make this video. It can do it. Make this poster for me. I mean that's just.

[Unknown Female Friend]

That is cool that you can like use. There's so many more like creative platforms to use. I can't believe it.

[Chuck]

What's that mean? Just cause C A n. I can't believe it. Canva. Canva makes design easy for anyone with built in AI that lets you remove, generate and animate content in just a click. Start designing [e-mail] but what's your fear? Sex becoming complicated.

[Unknown Female Friend]

What would become complicated.

[Chuck]

If, for example, one day you said to me, like, you know, I'd really like it if you started like talking dirty to me the whole time we have sex.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah. You don't like that?

[Chuck]

I would be. And you meant it. I would be just rocked and I would not know how to move forward. I'd have to immediately probably go to therapy to have any understanding of how to approach this. Because when you say that, I can't. Like me saying back like that makes me uncomfortable. Is such a turn off when they're just saying to turn me on requires this aggressiveness.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. You get in your head about it

[Benny]

like, what if she was just like, the only way I'm gonna be happy is if we like had sex like twice a day.

[Chuck]

Well, that's different. That's different than talking dirty.

[Benny]

Oh, so that one, you're not afraid of that?

[Chuck]

It's not just talking dirty.

[Benny]

It's just.

[Chuck]

It's just becoming sexually unaligned.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Oh yeah, that's a good. That's a good fear.

[Chuck]

We're so sexually aligned in every way. Like literally. I'm not exaggerating. Every single time that we have sex, it feels like the other night, the last time we had sex, I said I felt like that was the best time we ever had sex. And so only recently did I personally just have the best sex of my life.

[Unknown Female Friend]

What do you think about that?

[Benny]

Do you feel the same way?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah. You do, 100%.

[Benny]

Huh? That cool?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, it's pretty chill.

[Benny]

Nice. That's cool. You know, you should just like one day just like fuck with them.

[Chuck]

Just throw stuff.

[Benny]

No, just be like Actually, like, I

[Chuck]

just see you as first woman. What is it, Eve? But not even.

[Benny]

Not even.

[Chuck]

Oh, wow. You just bring out the animal in me. And I love. You're the one who asked. Tell us about you and Selena's sex life.

[Benny]

I'm not allowed to talk about that publicly.

[Chuck]

Oh, wow. She made you sign one?

[Benny]

No, I'm just like a gentleman. Kind of. Just like a thing I do. I'm like a gentleman or something. I don't know. Don't worry. Open up your Explore page real quick,

[Chuck]

guys. This is how you know it's real. And we're really just living inside a vignette. Reggie Neas, our dog of two years.

[Unknown Female Friend]

I can't believe he's making his debut.

[Chuck]

He just arrived.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Are you excited?

[Chuck]

Oh, my God. Hi. How was he?

[Unknown Female Friend]

He was so good.

[Benny]

Such a good boy. What's happening?

[Chuck]

Thank you so much, Reggie. I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you. Yes.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Big boy.

[Benny]

Hey, Reggie.

[Chuck]

Reggie.

[Benny]

Where's Reggie?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Reggie. Why don't you come over here, dog?

[Benny]

Yeah. Hey, Reggie.

[Chuck]

Wow. I mean, he's. I mean, there's a lot going on here. He's like his smart dog.

[Benny]

He's figuring there's nothing going on.

[Chuck]

What's he doing? Sipping water.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah, his food's over there. Why don't you shut that door so he can't get back outside?

[Chuck]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good call.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Well, anyway, one of Dave's biggest fears is Reggie dying in front of him. Reggie, why don't you come over here and speak on that?

[Chuck]

Oh, wow. The bone dog. Reggie. Nias.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Oh, hey, Nias.

[Chuck]

Chuck. Can you believe.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Reggie, you alive over there?

[Benny]

It's like I'm hanging. I'm having gas issues. I'm, like, hanging out.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Do you think it was the marshmallows

[Benny]

I've been holding him in?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Do you think it wasn't? Who, seven marshmallows?

[Benny]

No, I just don't want to fart all over the camera. Like, I don't want to fart, like, so much.

[Chuck]

So much.

[Benny]

I farted so many times. I farted on camera earlier.

[Unknown Female Friend]

So you're just gonna hold them?

[Chuck]

Yeah. I don't believe it. You strike me as the kind of guy who, if there is a good fart to have, you would attempt it.

[Benny]

I don't want it.

[Chuck]

Can I tell you my theory? What? You're scared you're gonna your pants because you've had shit in your ass all day. Am I ready?

[Benny]

Should you just be silent for a little bit?

[Unknown Female Friend]

Yeah.

[Benny]

Okay.

[Chuck]

Reggie's like, the lack of attention. He's paid us is.

[Benny]

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Unknown Female Friend]

Reggie. People probably like a little silence.

[Benny]

Okay, okay, let's try to be silent.

[Unknown Female Friend]

It's not good, Sam.