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Kenny G
Kenny Cheese. That was Rachel.
Benny
Sorry.
Kristen
You might not know this, but he's a very large investor in Starbucks. We'll get into it soon.
Benny
Kenny G, your parents made love to thee.
Dave
Can I tell you guys something?
Kristen
What?
Dave
Popcorn Chicken's back at kfc?
Benny
Yep.
Kristen
Are you telling me Popcorn Chicken's back at kfc?
Dave
I just said it.
Benny
You know what?
Dave
Don't you feel good telling people that it's back?
Benny
And I wouldn't even say better than ever. It's better than ever.
Kristen
I'm going straight for KFC Sauce.
Dave
I'm old fashioned. I love the tender.
Benny
You really do.
Dave
But I'm thrilled Popcorn Chicken from KFC is back. Guys, put it away. Wait, no, trust me. Put it away. Let's talk about our guest today. Because I've never been. I know I might say I've never been more excited, but we're going to say that. Well, his name is Kenny. I watched this documentary.
Kenny G
I knew nothing about it.
Dave
I only finished. I watched the documentary. I've never felt like anyone reminded me of myself in my whole life until I watched this documentary. I was like, that guy is exactly like.
Kenny G
I think Kenny's here.
Kristen
Is his hair still good?
Kenny G
Unbelievable.
Kristen
Still. He still's got good hair?
Dave
No, no. Tell me in a second.
Kristen
He still has good hair.
Kenny G
Hey. All right.
Dave
How are you?
Kristen
Oh, my God. He's still got great hair. The first jazz sex symbol.
Kenny G
That's a great word.
Dave
Hold the Kenny G card and be
Kenny G
like, this is Kenny G. Gotta get it wet. That's not what the G stands for. Okay, now we're practice.
Dave
I tired.
Kristen
You practice three hours every day.
Benny
Every day.
Dave
You've been naked playing the saxophone before?
Kenny G
Not sure about that.
Kristen
I just want to see you bl. I used to hear you on a station. There was a station that I grew up.
Kenny G
Where'd you grow up?
Kristen
In Virginia. And it used to go. Used to go smooth jazz 105. And then they always play and they always had. It was a voiceover, and it was like, hey, I'm Kenny G and you're listening to Smooth or whatever.
Kenny G
I'm sure I did.
Kristen
That's his voice.
Dave
Let me ask a question. True or false, that smooth jazz station doesn't exist without Kenny G. It probably
Kenny G
didn't come to exist without my music. That just kind of started things off. Look at. I'm not saying I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my music was there. But it was really after my song got popular that that started.
Benny
So it wasn't as big of a genre.
Kenny G
There was no genre.
Kristen
No. How did your first song get so big? Like, how did it happen?
Kenny G
Well, it's a long story.
Kristen
I would love to hear it. Not the full version, but, like, maybe the minute version.
Kenny G
The minute vers version is. So I was playing sax with this guy that had a record deal. His name was Jeff Lorber. A really good piano player, keyboard player. He had a record deal with Clive Davis. So you know the name Clive Davis?
Benny
I know Clive.
Kenny G
Well, I don't know him, but I got the gig with him and I played with him for like five years. And during those five years, we would go to New York and play the jazz clubs and Clive would come to watch his artist, Jeff. And while he watched his artist, he saw me. And after like five years, Clive comes up to me and says, kenny, I think there's a market for your music. Let's do. Would you like to do your own solo records? And I thought, of course I would.
Dave
Did you ever think someone was going to ask you, like, have that and you would never have even had the boldness?
Kenny G
No, I would have had it.
Dave
To make a solo.
Kenny G
Oh, yeah, I would have had it. But I. But I wasn't, like, chomping for it at that moment. I wasn't lobbying for it.
Dave
You guys should see the footage of this man when he was.
Benny
Well, I've seen the documentary. I love the documentary.
Dave
I was really athletic back there, let me tell you. I know a lot of what you're saying. I saw the documentary. It was on hbo.
Kenny G
Yeah, yeah.
Benny
So good. Really good documentary.
Dave
And I loved it. But the reason I loved it was very well done. But I loved it because I loved you so much. And I have never in my life ever seen another human being and had the thought, that guy reminds me of myself.
Kenny G
Oh, cool.
Dave
Except you. I don't know if it's cool or not. I think it's cool. I love myself, which means I think it's very cool. Only most.
Kristen
He doesn't see it at all.
Kenny G
Kenny, do you see it at all? Yeah, I do so far. Yeah. You seem like you're kind of, like, meticulous and you're on point.
Dave
Let's talk about the facts at hand.
Kristen
You know anything about any of us at all? Wow. Just blind faith to do this.
Dave
Kenny, let me tell you about myself.
Kenny G
I kept looking on the email thread saying, okay, what's the name of the show I'm doing? Can I look it up and watch anything? Dave and Benny Podcast.
Kristen
Tell me.
Dave
It's not a podcast, Kenny.
Kenny G
So, see, I didn't even know what I'm doing.
Dave
But, yeah, no, you know, we've been.
Kenny G
Do you want me to leave now?
Dave
No. Kenny. My name is Dave. This is Kristen. That's Benny. I'll start with myself because I'm the one speaking. I grew up in suburban Philadelphia. Always felt destined to be a comedian.
Kenny G
Ah.
Dave
Yeah. I saw that there was this space in comedy rap that no one was really doing it. And as I did it, I learned that I'm actually a great rapper. Wow. Yeah.
Kenny G
And so.
Dave
And then I made a TV show about my life, which is kind of the telling of that story over, like, three seasons. You can enjoy it. It's on fx.
Kenny G
Seriously?
Dave
Yeah.
Kenny G
Gosh.
Dave
I think you'd like it.
Kenny G
I'm gonna check it out.
Benny
It's a good show.
Kenny G
I wish I would have watched it already, then I would have been able to comment on it.
Benny
No, we like that you.
Kristen
No, we like that you know nothing about us. Okay, Kristin, now you.
Benny
This is my least favorite thing. There's really nothing to you'll. I'm just a girl.
Dave
That's not true.
Kristen
That's not true.
Kenny G
I'm just a girl looking at a
Benny
boy telling him he's a newly married girl.
Dave
That's the game that she likes to play.
Kenny G
It's not.
Benny
I just don't have the same phone in my phone.
Kenny G
Hi, Kristen.
Dave
I'm from Michigan.
Benny
I'm from Michigan.
Kristen
You're from Michigan. You used to be a producer. I don't even know if you still am a producer. And now you have your own television show that you just sold.
Benny
I don't have my own television show. It's in development, which is why I don't like to say that, but it's in development at fx, so we'll see if they like it.
Kenny G
Great.
Benny
Hopefully I'll show you.
Kristen
My name's Vani. I started making music at a really young age, and I won a contest when I was like, nine, and then I got signed very young. I started writing songs and producing songs for other people, and I was pretty good at it. And I wrote a very big amount of songs for people and produced them for, like, 10, 15 years. And then.
Benny
Tell them some of the songs.
Kenny G
I probably know these songs, wouldn't I?
Benny
I kissed a girl.
Kristen
Yeah. Very important.
Kenny G
Maybe. Maybe I've seen your name on some things.
Kristen
Very important songs. And then I.
Kenny G
Good for you.
Kristen
And then I started a record label and then a publishing company, and I started producing people's, like, full albums, like Ed Sheeran's whole album.
Benny
And then you married.
Kristen
My wife is A big fan.
Kenny G
Do I know who your wife is?
Kristen
Her name's Selena Gomez and she's like a big, like.
Kenny G
Have you heard of her name?
Dave
Selena Gomez?
Kenny G
I have heard of her name.
Kristen
Yeah.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Kristen
She's like, she's an actor.
Kenny G
I think I've seen.
Kristen
Oh, you've probably seen her in Only Murders or something.
Kenny G
You know what? Cause Marty Short. I know.
Kristen
I have a question.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Kristen
Is this also poppycock or are you like, Are you.
Kenny G
I've heard that word a long time. That's a great word. Or one of the poppycock.
Kristen
Early investors or owners or something of Starbucks.
Kenny G
That is true.
Dave
What's the fact.
Kristen
All right, give me all the facts. How did it happen?
Kenny G
The fact is that the. There was a. There was a. One store in the Pike Place market in Seattle, one Starbucks store, and they just sold coffee beans. That's where it started. You could just go buy beans. Anyway, my uncle, My uncle says, hey, they were trying to raise money for Starbucks coffee. I don't know anything about coffee. He goes, yeah, well, I'm going to put some money in and why don't you meet the guy that's raising the money. His name was Howard Schultz, the guy that started it. You should meet him. He said, I bet you guys will become friends. So I met Howard, and Howard kind of gave me the whole rundown of what he was planning to do. And he's a very charismatic guy. Great guy. And we became good friends for a time period. And then I said, well, who's else is investing? And I looked at the names, I
Dave
go, oh, my gosh.
Kenny G
Okay. I said, whatever they're doing, I'm gonna do. And that's how it started.
Kristen
And so you, like, there was. So you were like one of the first investors.
Kenny G
One of the first 10.
Kristen
Wow.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Dave
Is this like massively important move wise in your financial. Whatever you have today?
Kenny G
Yeah, yeah.
Dave
Okay.
Kristen
What? But you weren't even thinking of, like, you weren't like, oh, I'm gonna be like a guy who's investing all the time and everything. You're.
Kenny G
Oh, yes, I. Yes, I am.
Kristen
Oh, you were.
Kenny G
I like, yeah, I'm always interested, Uncle.
Kristen
Oh, really?
Kenny G
I actually do my own accounting.
Benny
Oh, that is so cool.
Kenny G
I don't have a business.
Dave
This is her dream. This is like all she wants to do is like, be in a spreadsheet.
Benny
The other day I sent him this. I used chatgpt or chat.
Kristen
Yeah, yeah.
Benny
To. You were saying. I always said it wrong.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Dave
Normally you say G, B, T. I'd like it.
Benny
I Think it's smoother. It's a smoother way to say chat.
Dave
I know. I think a lot of people are saying it that way.
Benny
Okay. So I was using it to help me see.
Kenny G
That's something that I would say. You remind me of me. Yeah.
Dave
So you feel it instantly. And haven't you probably never felt that way before about anyone else you've ever seen in your life?
Kenny G
Maybe not as much. No, I'm saying he's agreeing with you. I'm agreeing with you.
Kristen
No, he's saying he's agreeing with you. Maybe not as much about it with other people.
Kenny G
More you than that. Probably anybody.
Dave
I swear, if you watched a documentary of me and you were just sitting in your living room, you'd be like, you would have the same feeling I had.
Kenny G
I saw this guy at the airport, I don't know, a few years ago. He was being a dick and it reminded me of me. Now I'm not a dick, but I'm told I can come across that way because I'm factual. And I'm just like, here's some information. And then somebody said, whoa, that came off cross hard. I go, what do you mean it came across hard? I was trying to.
Dave
That's just reality. That'd be helpful.
Kristen
I agree.
Benny
You were just being.
Dave
Nobody understands that movie.
Kenny G
Nobody understands it. But by the way, I've learned that that's not good.
Dave
Well, I do it in a really. I think I do it in like this goofy, like charming way. I get away with it. I'm not getting away with it. I don't think I'm annoyed. Well, I don't know.
Kenny G
I don't. Have you gotten feedback? That is too tough and too hard.
Benny
No, he gives them feedback.
Kristen
No, no, no, no. Not in a bag.
Benny
Texting.
Kenny G
No.
Kristen
He's one of the sweetest men in the world.
Kenny G
Yeah, I can see that.
Kristen
But he can. My manager has the same thing. They're very like both very matter of fact in what they're saying. And they're both like very analytical and very much factual based. So they'll say like, well, we have to do it like this. And it's because of this, this and this. And they're just getting the information out. And I think to some people it comes off like how you're saying, like what you're saying. But I don't think they have. I don't think neither one of them have a bad bone in their body.
Benny
I prefer this way of communication and I think that if it. When you're direct, I think so often when you have with certain people and you have to change just because you know how they're gonna like, perceive it or receive it, then it's like this extra layer of work where if you could just be direct and there was no hard feelings, we'd move through.
Kenny G
But the world doesn't work like that. I wish. So I've actually learned to be a lot softer about the way I do, and I like it better.
Benny
How do you know who to be softer on and who to be direct around?
Kenny G
I just.
Dave
His branch stands at Instagram.
Kenny G
I just kind of just figure it out. But my go to is to. Instead of giving the information, my go to is more to ask a question. Like, I'll say something like, let's say I think you're completely wrong about something. Instead of saying, here's why you're wrong and I'm gonna show you the right way. Instead of that, I'll say, you'll drag him across the. I'll say something wrong. Okay, tell me why you think that's such a good idea.
Dave
And then I think that's more offensive, personally. If I'm all receiving it, I'm like,
Benny
no, not if you do it the way he just did it. Like, if you act in his face.
Dave
But I don't think you're offensive. I like the original Kenny J.
Kristen
Now, Kristin, you know, I've always dreamt of coming to Michigan for a summer. It's all I've ever wanted to do with you since you guys, what are you doing? Became a thing. I think I'm coming now. And you know what's gonna come with me? I might just have to pack a little friend with me. And this is a white claw peach. And what's that? A white claw mango. And what's another flavor? We're bringing?
Dave
Black cherry.
Kenny G
A black cherry.
Dave
This summer is a white claw summer. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna grab life by the claw. But we're only allowed to say one word now.
Kenny G
Fine.
Kristen
Will happen immediately.
Dave
When we open White Claw, please drink responsibly. Hard seltzer with flavors. White Claw Seltzer Works, Chicago, Illinois.
Kristen
Cut it out. I'm gonna sip it right now. Do you work out in that or you work out in like basketball shorts or something?
Kenny G
I was just in shorts this morning. I worked out. I Woke up at 5:30 this. No, 5:15 this morning.
Kristen
Yeah.
Kenny G
Got up a little extra early. Cause I knew I needed to be here at a certain time.
Kristen
You got to do your hair.
Kenny G
No, that was the easy part.
Benny
You don't do your hair.
Dave
Do you just dry it and shake it around and shake it.
Kenny G
I comb it with my fingers in the shower. Because you need no bone wrap conditioner. Yeah, that. It gets it wet. And then there's a little bit of some cream that I put in there. Defining cream. Right. And then there's the name of the company. Okay. They changed the formula and made it way worse. And you can't get the old one anymore. I've gone on ebay, I've scoured the earth, and I've gotten all of the old ones that I've got like a.
Kristen
That's what I do.
Kenny G
I've got like four or five of them. I do it, too, that they're like this. I look at them like, this is gold. Oh, today's an important day. I'm using a little bit of that. And then the other days, I use the new crap that they got.
Benny
What is the difference between the new crap and the old stuff? It really doesn't hold.
Kenny G
It's totally different. Okay.
Benny
You shouldn't email them.
Kenny G
I have. I tried to call. I said, listen, can I talk to the owner? Hey, I will endorse your product for nothing.
Kristen
Kenny, you have to wait. You have to know how much this is. I haven't thought we were the same in the thing until right now. There's one cream that I use. I have a long list of creams I use, and there's one that I use, and I heard a rumor that they were gonna be going out of business.
Kenny G
Buy it out, bro.
Kristen
You know, I have over 500 bottles of one thing, and I use them because I'm not like you. I can't do. I can't spare on the one day. I need a full lather every day. So I have. And I noticed, though, that I'm starting to get close to the end of the bottles. I'm probably of the 500. This was, like, 15 years ago. Oh, I probably only have, like. I probably. No, it doesn't exist. I do. I look on ebay. Anytime anyone comes up on ebay, I buy all of them.
Kenny G
Yeah, good.
Kristen
I used to do it for a perfume, too.
Benny
You guys should start a hair company, the three of you.
Kristen
Oh, my God.
Kenny G
Hey, you know what?
Dave
It'd be serious.
Kristen
You want to invest in something else? Kenny?
Kenny G
Here's what we should do. Here's what we should do. I have this idea since the 80s.
Benny
Let's hear it.
Kenny G
Okay. L'. Oreal. I wouldn't say the name L'. Oreal. You know, Because I'm worth it, you know, the whole thing. Okay, so I've been pitching that idea. Well, whoever I'm pitching it to, agents talk to l'. Oreal.
Dave
You're telling me no one's ever reached out to do a hair thing with you?
Kenny G
No.
Dave
You're actively pitching.
Kenny G
Why don't the three of us together? I think it would be because we got all the curls. What if we did a commercial together for, like, a l' Oreal or maybe a Head and Shoulders? Whoever wants. Whoever wants three people.
Dave
They divide it by three. But I'd love to start our own company, make our own commercials. Okay. Remember, Kenny.
Kenny G
Maybe, maybe, Maybe. I'm not gonna say no.
Dave
You scoffed at me.
Kenny G
I'm not gonna say no. I'm not gonna say no.
Kristen
Kenny, how often do you take on new friends?
Kenny G
It's a slow thing for me. Slow. It should be slow.
Benny
Oh, tell us about it.
Kenny G
We're not gonna be into friends.
Kristen
Tell us a little bit about this.
Benny
We want it slow. You take a long time to kind of befriend people.
Kristen
Yes.
Benny
What if you. What if it's your choice?
Dave
I know exactly what he's talking about. I wouldn't want the social pressure of having to, like, start a. Kenny, just know I would never even approach a clown.
Kenny G
He's answering all my questions for me. Just answer whatever you say.
Kristen
That's way slow.
Benny
You don't.
Dave
If I met a guy and I liked him and he was like, I want to be your best friend, I would be like, yeah, you met me.
Kristen
You met me, and they slept over at my house. And then you never. And then you.
Benny
That's true.
Dave
If you were you. He's been my best friend since the
Kristen
first day I met him.
Kenny G
How did you guys meet each other? Why would you sleep at his house on the first night?
Kristen
No, no. It was over a long period of time.
Dave
I put my music out. He saw it. He reached out.
Kenny G
Did you produce him as well?
Kristen
I do all of his music with him now, but at the time, he put out his music the first day, and I was known. He wasn't known yet.
Kenny G
You do use Pro Tools or what do you guys do?
Kristen
I use Pro Tools. I'm an explorer of nudging a lot.
Kenny G
Me, too.
Dave
Oh, my God.
Kristen
Because I produce all my own stuff and mix it and do. And I'm like, I love nudging.
Kenny G
Absolutely. Nudging is everything.
Dave
You know what's interesting? I've never said this out loud, and I don't even know who to talk to, but you guys will appreciate it. My whole career, for the first 10 years of making music, every audio take I found would sound better with 5 nudges of like 0.0005 to the right. 10 years ago, what would satisfy me to listen to and probably what was probably similar even in rap, would be that it would be nudged to the right. I believe that rap, and I know for a fact it has. It has evolved in a place where it's actually cooler to be a little bit.
Kristen
No, but that's not why. Do you know why their songs are nudged to the. Are always ahead of the beat? Because the MP3s that they're getting have a little gap at the beginning, and nobody is moving it exactly on beat. So when they rap on it and then it gets transferred to the mix, it's always ahead of the beat.
Dave
No, that's not why. No, it's a stylistic choice.
Kristen
No, it is.
Dave
Yes, it is the style of rapping. It's now early. Like it's.
Kristen
It might be a stylistic choice, like the Detroit. It might be a stylistic choice at this point, but it originated from that.
Dave
I'm not sure. I only care about the present day and.
Kristen
No, I'm saying it originated like a year or two ago or three years ago. Like that. It's because everyone talks about it. Metro, boom. All these guys talk about the same thing.
Dave
Whatever.
Kenny G
I'm listening.
Kristen
Sorry, the data don't talk to me.
Kenny G
So you're saying the guys that's rapping is ahead of the beat or behind the beat?
Dave
Present day, it's more and more popular to be ahead of the beat, Ahead of the beat. Or more than ever, you go back and listen to even old Drake songs. They're more nudged in the. In the OG pocket.
Kenny G
I'm just the opposite. I'm behind the beat, but I play it that way. I don't have to nudge it. I just know how to play it. I'm just slightly, slightly behind. Cause that's where it feels right to me.
Kristen
How often are you in the studio?
Kenny G
Not that often. Yeah, only when I'm making a record or playing a solo for somebody. And then other than that, I don't really even want to go in.
Kristen
Are you inspired anymore to, like. Are you ever just like, oh, like, I gotta go in the studio?
Kenny G
Yeah, sometimes.
Kristen
And then you'll follow that?
Kenny G
Then I'll follow that and just go that fast.
Dave
Do you still practice at the same regimen?
Kenny G
I practiced this morning for three hours already. Whoa. Every day. Every day.
Benny
Every day.
Dave
Still.
Kenny G
Every single Day every day, Three hours. Every day of the year. Every day, every year.
Kristen
Would you mind just for two seconds, showing us something?
Kenny G
What do you want to see?
Kristen
I just want to see you blow that horn. Wow.
Benny
I can't believe you practice for three hours every day.
Kristen
I practice three hours every day?
Dave
Yeah.
Kenny G
Yes, every day.
Kristen
You love every day. What are you doing? Are you, like, sitting in your underwear? Just on the couch, practicing my shorts.
Kenny G
But is it even.
Dave
Is it more that you believe that that's what it takes to remain as good as you are? And it's not that you love practicing it for three hours. It's more. That's just. Unfortunately, that's how long it takes for you to be this good.
Kenny G
It's both. Both of those things. If you want to stay great at something, you got to practice it all the time. And I love it because I love practicing.
Kristen
Does playing still bring you just as much joy?
Kenny G
Oh, yeah.
Kristen
So the recording you don't care about so much anymore.
Kenny G
Here's why I don't love recording. You want to know why?
Kristen
Yeah, tell me.
Kenny G
I'm going to give you an analogy.
Kristen
Okay.
Kenny G
This is what it's recording like to me. You're looking in the mirror and you go, hmm, what would happen if I just took one hair off my eyebrow? Let me try that. Hmm. Gotta think about that for a while now. I'm gonna put it back up. Let me try this. It's just fine tuning. Like I'm playing. It's like, what if I did. What if I used the vibrato on the second note and the first note? There's way too much to worry about, and I have to explore it all to know that I.
Dave
Are you talking about the no stone unturned method?
Kenny G
Exactly.
Dave
That's what. I Live my life.
Kenny G
I know, bro. I know.
Benny
But you're saying you just don't even. That's why you don't like doing it, because you don't even want to dab
Kenny G
it because it's too much. It's cooling. And then finally, finally I'll listen to the song and I'll go, there's nothing about it that I didn't like. Fine. We're done.
Dave
A. I swear on my life, that's.
Kristen
And then he presses. And then he presses play after the song's released and realizes there's a huge error in the.
Kenny G
Exactly. And then I never listen again.
Kristen
Yeah.
Dave
I swear to God, that's.
Kristen
I loved how he pulled out that thing at.
Kenny G
I love it. Now you're. When you say that, that's exactly the way it is.
Dave
Totally.
Kenny G
You're just some people, like, you know, some people, they make a record on Tuesday night. Tuesday night. How about it's gonna take a year for me to make a record. If you're producing somebody else's. To me, it feels like it would be easier. You're not so meticulous.
Kristen
No.
Kenny G
You're not looking at yourself. No, no, no, no.
Kristen
I'm very meticulous. Because at the beginning of my career, it just so happened that I started having, like, a really good batting average where, like, almost everything I did was, like, great. It was.
Kenny G
How great for you?
Kristen
And then it became, like, a thing I was known for.
Kenny G
Great.
Kristen
So then put so much pressure. So I had to be so meticulous for years, and I had to stay number one. I had to be the youngest guy doing it, and I had to be the guy with the most number one. And it was, like, in my head. And then one day I was just like, fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore. I don't care.
Kenny G
Great.
Kristen
And then I started. I'm still so meticulous, and I am on my own music, and it's just my personality. I. I have a lot of ocd. I pay attention to a lot of detail, and I. I like it. No. And it's so important in anything I do. They say the best part about being friends with me is I plan every single thing for the whole year.
Dave
You're not like that, are you?
Kenny G
Like that? I have somebody that does that for me.
Dave
Exactly.
Kenny G
But I want that.
Dave
I want that, too.
Kristen
If everyone wants it, I am that person. Can we play over here so I can. I want to be able to sit down and watch. Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
Dave
Do you need more water, Kenny?
Kenny G
No, I'm good.
Dave
You sure?
Benny
Wow.
Kenny G
That's pretty good right there. And you haven't had this.
Dave
Can you believe we got Kenny G here, sax in hand, just like, playing for us. This is Kenny, you know? So if he's gonna have his sax in hand, I might have this peach white claw in hand, because good times are happening. Just imagine Kenny sitting there, sax in hand. I'm pouring this white claw in my mouth. Maybe every now and then I shift it over and pour it down Kenny's head. Kenny's gonna grab the sax by the claw. I'm gonna grab the white claw. I'm gonna grab my life by the claw. But I just thought I should speak to you and let you know that I'm thrilled. Kenny Saxon.
Kristen
Hand.
Dave
Kenny I gotta get back to Kenny.
Kristen
There's something about music, and especially, like, horn instruments. Watching him play it, instantly, I instantly smile. I can't. And he's looking at me like that.
Dave
Wow.
Benny
Wow.
Kristen
Oh, my.
Kenny G
No, I'm just. The reed's just, you know, with the sax, like, the reed, it's got a. It takes, like, almost a half hour until this reed is gonna be really playing good. So I'm doing the best I can.
Benny
Yeah, you have to warm up it up.
Kenny G
I mean, you gotta get it wet.
Kristen
Yeah. I thought you sucked, Kenny. I was just thinking. I was just thinking. This guy really sucks.
Kenny G
Talk to Dave about that.
Benny
You gotta get it wet.
Kenny G
You gotta get it wet. My man.
Kristen
All right, Just look at me one more time and blow that reed.
Kenny G
So good. Is that some jazz stuff?
Dave
Yeah.
Kenny G
So what do I practice every day? I'll practice like.
Dave
Yeah, show us the regiment,
Kenny G
you know, exercises like that. You know,
Kristen
I'm sure your neighbors.
Dave
What would happen if you took a month off and you went back and you did that same thing? You do it way sloppy. That's not a good question.
Kenny G
Those words. I don't even know what those words mean. Those aren't real words that you just said.
Kristen
So if you've been playing the saxophone every.
Kenny G
Never take any time off.
Kristen
What if you're sick?
Kenny G
I don't even take a day off.
Kristen
Well, then what if you're sick?
Kenny G
What do you mean, if I'm sick? If I get sick, I still practice.
Kristen
What, do you have a sore throat?
Kenny G
I still practice.
Dave
Oh, so it's ocd? It's OCD at this point. If you're doing it every day, it's not ocd. Yes, it is.
Kenny G
I'm sorry. It's what's required to stay.
Dave
How do you know? You've never seen what the alternative is.
Kenny G
I already know.
Dave
You don't know.
Kenny G
I do know.
Dave
How could you know? You've never done it.
Kenny G
Because you don't know. Because I can tell you already why. Here's why. So the sac's in the mouth, so there's all these muscles. So they're not going to be used for a month. Then they got to get used to being played again. Okay, so you're not gonna be as good. I don't know.
Dave
You've never done it?
Kristen
You ever burned the roof of your
Kenny G
mouth like on hot pizza? Yeah, every now and then.
Kristen
Does it ruin playing?
Kenny G
It puts my attention where it shouldn't be.
Dave
Here's all I'm saying.
Kenny G
You know, like, if you make yourself uncomfortable when you get uncomfortable, then you still can function. Yeah, a lot of people can't function. They get too nervous, they get uncomfortable. And it's like, well, I was good in the practice room, but as soon as I walked on stage, like, yeah,
Benny
you have to know that you can't
Kenny G
get that in there.
Dave
And I am so supportive of that. And I think that's the only way to be. I totally, like, I am a product of, like, the 10,000 hour rule. Like, I work my ass off, et cetera. My only point is, you don't know. If you took one day off, maybe it wouldn't affect you at all. Two days, maybe. You've never tested the limits of not going to. And the reason you're not going to is just ocd, which I understand. I have the same. I have ocd. I understand. I just want you to admit it.
Kenny G
I don't know, man. I can't disagree with you with the facts at hand.
Dave
You've never. You don't know. You just don't know. There's no world, first off.
Kenny G
That's right.
Dave
A month I could see, like, yeah, most likely you're gonna be. Maybe it takes two hours to get it back.
Kenny G
Are you saying that I would be the only human being on earth that could not work at something and be just as good by not working on it more meticulously?
Dave
I don't think. Penny.
Kenny G
I think I've already been working around. Then you've just proven my point.
Dave
No, it's not an all or nothing thing. Like, you don't have to work every single day, seven days a week. No matter. I understand why you've had such great success, and I, too, would have OCD and be absolutely married to the technique that got me there. All I'm saying is for someone. And I'm just. I suffer from the same shit. But the no stone unturned method would have you find out your own limits. And I know that your limits are gonna change, but you might find that those extra three hours, you're gonna have more and maybe not.
Kenny G
And maybe that's not a bad argument. You're making a good argument, I will give you that.
Benny
I feel like it's impacting your life at all. I feel like it's worked really well for, like, maybe.
Dave
But you're an optimizer, and maybe you are doing the optimized thing. And maybe this three hours, you are gonna be the happiest playing the saxophone.
Kenny G
You just have to learn that those are very good arguments. I can't argue with your arguments.
Dave
Thank you.
Kenny G
Yeah, maybe I.
Kristen
Maybe it's just not gonna test.
Kenny G
I could be just scared to try it because I don't want to lose my skill.
Dave
KFC popcorn chicken is back. Did you know?
Benny
Well, I know now, but I kind of knew. Cause it's in front of me. But I am very excited about it.
Kristen
Fuck.
Benny
That is fun. It is a fun thing to do.
Dave
Sometimes I watch a TV show and I get popcorn chicken. I just eat and I eat it like it's popcorn. I'm just watching the show and then I realized I've eaten like 36 popcorn.
Kristen
Ow.
Kenny G
Ow.
Benny
I hope the camera just caught me touching it in my mouth perfectly.
Dave
Get popcorn chicken while you can at KFC in the $10 bucket.
Kristen
I like that one. Do you think you're the best in the world at the bat?
Kenny G
I think I'm one of. I mean, there's a lot of. There's a lot of great sax players.
Kristen
You ever gotten jealous when you've been in front of a sax?
Kenny G
Never get jealous.
Benny
Do you like sports? Like big. Are you a big sports fan?
Kenny G
I'm not a big sports watcher, no. Except I used to watch golf a lot.
Kristen
What do you do for fun?
Kenny G
I watch movies and I like to organize stuff. Like, I love.
Kristen
That's my favorite thing to do.
Kenny G
And tweaking my stuff. I love it.
Kristen
You know what I was doing this morning?
Dave
I'll be back in one splendid second.
Kristen
I was reorganizing. I was reorganizing all my books in this one shelf because they were.
Kenny G
Did you love that? Did you love that time?
Kristen
I'm an ultimate organizer. My kitchen. If you open up my refrigerator, it's like your wet dream.
Kenny G
Okay, look, take a picture of your refrigerator. Send it to you. Send it to me.
Benny
Oh, you keep your refrigerator very clean.
Kenny G
No, but I want to. I always love it when I see that. And then I plan on it and I start it. Like, kind of start it, and then it just doesn't stay that way.
Kristen
Mine, it's hard way to live. Everything in my house. You would love it. I'm so obsessed with just like, order and like, really good organization and little boxes where things go in.
Kenny G
And I have a lot of stuff around my house that's kind of like.
Kristen
Yeah, I don't like clutter.
Benny
What's your style? Like, what's your home style? Like, decor. Do you care about home decor?
Dave
Oh, yeah, he does.
Benny
Well, we don't know.
Dave
We didn't see sales documentary I saw. It's a beautiful home.
Benny
Do you like stone I like stone enough.
Kenny G
What a funny question. You laughed after you asked the question. You like stone.
Benny
Because when I watched your documentary, I thought, he likes stone.
Kenny G
The look of the white with the dark roof and the floor and all that stuff.
Kristen
Have you ever seduced a woman with the satin? Have you ever been in a bedroom, like as a little kink?
Dave
You've been naked playing the saxophone before?
Kenny G
Not sure about that.
Kristen
You haven't? No. In shorts.
Kenny G
Shorts. I'm sure if I was naked when I was playing it, But I was, you know, I've done that before.
Kristen
There's been a part where before the deed is happening, there's been a saxophone. That's led to the deed.
Kenny G
Yes.
Kristen
Yeah.
Benny
Do you have a saxophone right next to your bed?
Kenny G
No. No. Look, when I'm done practicing in the morning, it's like, you put it away, I'm done.
Kristen
How long can you hold your breath for?
Kenny G
Well, I can hold a note for a long time because I can breathe at the same time. So I can sustain a note for like.
Dave
You talk about circular breathing.
Kenny G
Yeah, like circular breathing. I can do it for half hour.
Benny
What's circular? What is that? What is that you might be holding on stage?
Kenny G
I'll show you a note.
Dave
Right.
Kristen
You might be holding a note for a few hours.
Kenny G
Yeah. If you don't have time in your show for all that.
Dave
But is that something that you worked for or you have naturally.
Kenny G
No, I worked on it.
Benny
The three hours of practice.
Kristen
Okay, give us a long note.
Dave
But is there some people who are born with the inability. No question. No amount of work will ever let them have the circular breathing.
Kenny G
That's. No, no. Anybody can do it if they train them correctly.
Benny
Are you just.
Kenny G
Or there's. Maybe they just don't have the. Have the. The mindset coordination.
Benny
Oh, are you breathing out and in at the. How do you.
Kenny G
What's circular Breathing out is through the
Benny
sacs and then you're breathing in through your nose.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Kristen
He's never breathing. He's not breathing. That's crazy. Do you know what you're supposed to be listening for?
Benny
The breath?
Kristen
Yeah. Like he does. There's no breath. He said he could do it for an hour.
Kenny G
I'm not out of breath.
Benny
Are you the only person that can.
Dave
Crazy.
Kenny G
No, I'm not the only person to do that, but I'm prob. I don't want to sound like I'm egotistical, but I don't think. I don't think anybody can do it better than that.
Benny
But wait, so if you weren't doing that. Then I would hear the breath when playing.
Kenny G
I would be going like this.
Benny
No, I like the way you're doing it.
Kenny G
I would take a breath to then play the next thing. But I don't have to do that. Cause I'm breathing while I'm playing.
Kristen
It's amazing.
Benny
Anybody can train themselves to do it.
Kenny G
Well, yeah, I could teach you how to do it.
Kristen
What would happen if she acts like I was.
Kenny G
Dave would love it though.
Benny
There's something about it. Even holding my breath is a word.
Kenny G
I'll teach you how to blow. And you don't have to come up for air. You don't love it.
Kristen
Oh, yeah.
Dave
I don't love head.
Kristen
No, he doesn't like a. He doesn't like that.
Kenny G
He doesn't like that.
Benny
No, you do like it.
Kristen
No, he doesn't like it.
Dave
I like it. She knows exactly what to do. But I am predisposed not to like head as much as most men because I actually had penis surgery as a kid.
Kenny G
Is that true? Is all this true?
Dave
Yeah.
Kenny G
I'm sorry about that.
Dave
It's okay.
Kenny G
I'm sorry about the jokes.
Dave
No, the jokes.
Kristen
His whole show is based off of his fucked up dick.
Kenny G
Is that true?
Kristen
Yeah.
Dave
I wouldn't say. My whole personality is rooted in that. In that trauma.
Kristen
Oh, yeah.
Kenny G
For real?
Dave
Probably, yeah.
Benny
His name's Little Dicky.
Dave
My rap name is Little.
Kenny G
That's not true.
Dave
Yeah, for real.
Kenny G
For real.
Kristen
Yeah. Do you have a fucked up dick or a normal one?
Kenny G
Normal.
Dave
Oh, yeah.
Kenny G
Okay.
Dave
If you would have fucked up dick, man, I would. I don't even know. You wouldn't be able to leave this
Kenny G
happen because with them we talked to.
Kristen
Laughs. The only other person who had his dick as fucked up is him. As Hitler.
Dave
Adolf. Hitler did have the same. He actually had the same.
Kristen
He had the same disease.
Kenny G
I'm sorry about that.
Dave
I could have gone one or two weeks.
Kenny G
I can't tell if he's kidding or not.
Kristen
No, no, this is.
Kenny G
You're not kidding.
Kristen
No, no.
Kenny G
Okay.
Dave
This is why I say that to you. Like, I can't tell if you're serious or not or no. No, because people always say that to me and I think that's part of my personality that I relate with you about. I misspoke. Hey, did you guys know that Olipop is back with brand new but retro packaging?
Benny
I Did I ever.
Kristen
Look at this. Are you out of your mind? Look how cool this looks. I think I got the best one. Of course. Right?
Benny
It's very artsy. Very Cool. Very retro.
Kenny G
It's both new and old.
Kristen
It makes me so happy. Buy any two cans of Olipop in store. Buy any two cans of Olip in stores and they'll pay you back one
Dave
for one for one, any flavor.
Kenny G
Wait, wait, wait. Drink olipop.
Benny
Buy any two can.
Kristen
Buy any two cans of olipop in
Benny
store, and they'll pay you back for one, any flavor, any retailer. Go to drinkollipop.com what?
Dave
Fks.
Kenny G
Sometime sooner than later, like, let's say within a month or two months.
Kristen
Yeah.
Kenny G
We should get together and, like, go out and have a dinner somewhere.
Kristen
And we can bring our partners.
Dave
We don't push the social envelope at all.
Benny
But we will with you.
Dave
No, I won't.
Kristen
No, no, we don't. No, no.
Kenny G
But I won't.
Kristen
I just expect you're not gonna hang out with us a lot.
Dave
I think it's almost true.
Kristen
It's. We're all so busy, so it's gonna be like, hey, in two, three months, let's go to this restaurant and mark your calendar.
Kenny G
Let's do that.
Kristen
That's how I like to do that.
Kenny G
That's me, too.
Kristen
All right, but hit this putt, Kenny. Let's see how good you are.
Dave
Aren't you like a scratch?
Kenny G
I used to be.
Dave
Now, Kenny, here's the deal with this game. This is how it works.
Kenny G
Teach me Oguru.
Dave
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna shoot this shot putt. This putt.
Kristen
Process of elimination.
Kenny G
Why don't we bet on, like, the first round of drinks or something?
Kristen
You go first. No.
Dave
Jackpot.
Kenny G
Nope. That's a good putt.
Benny
How often do you play golf?
Kenny G
Not very often anymore. I got only so good, and then I couldn't get any better. And then Matt pissed me off. And then I tried to get. Get better, and I didn't get better.
Kristen
Are you the best at anything else in the world except Zach's?
Kenny G
No.
Kristen
Okay.
Kenny G
I don't have any idea how hard to hit this thing.
Dave
Yeah, I understand. Kenny. Looks like you hit it too hard. Oh, gosh darn it.
Kenny G
Oh, I see.
Kristen
Looks like you suck, Kenny.
Kenny G
Oh, good.
Benny
Oh, come on. That was in.
Kenny G
That was like the warm up round. Now let's play.
Kristen
Whoever's the closest right now wins. Great stance.
Kenny G
He does. Oh, that's a good pot this time.
Kristen
That might go in.
Benny
Whoa, that was great, Chuck.
Kristen
Did you hit it light?
Kenny G
I don't know.
Dave
I blacked out.
Kristen
Oh, my God.
Dave
Wow, Kenny.
Kenny G
Yeah, it's too hard.
Dave
So Benny's paying For the wine. And this is just for the glory of the day.
Kristen
I'm paying for the wine.
Kenny G
Oh, God. Okay.
Dave
Playing it safe, huh, Kenny?
Benny
Oh, sorry. That's good.
Kristen
No problem. Good.
Kenny G
All right, you win.
Benny
Hey, well, you guys still have to do your hair.
Dave
Company super bowl spot. I hope we do a hair salon.
Kenny G
Come on, Danny. You gotta get that.
Kristen
Question is, I'm literally making a. That's literally why I was going on my phone. I swear in my life.
Kenny G
Love it.
Kristen
I was already making. I'm an ideas man put into motion immediately.
Dave
Would you say you're an idea man?
Kenny G
Yeah.
Dave
You know, when I was a kid, my name's David Byrd. B U R, D. And I just typed in davidburd.com. and there was one website, and it was a man who, like, was an older man, and it just said, david Bird, idea man.
Kenny G
Wow.
Dave
And I was just convinced that, like, it was, like, me and the future.
Kenny G
And there was an email that said,
Dave
like, I don't know. And I emailed the man and I said, david Bird. Like, I am convinced that you might be me in the future. I'm giving this a shot. That's really the end of the story.
Kenny G
Oh, you never met him or anything?
Dave
No, he never responded.
Kenny G
Oh, he never responded.
Kristen
I have one other question because I know we're nearing the end of this process now. What happens for you now, like, when you go outside? Is it still crazy? Are people coming up to you asking for pictures all the time?
Kenny G
All the time.
Kristen
Yeah. Because you're, like, so recognizable. Like, you're like. You're like. I thought I was the most recognizable man. There's not that many people that look like me, but he's equally like. There's no med. That look like Kenny.
Dave
Yeah, it's true.
Kenny G
I've seen pictures of you now that I. Now that I see your face. I've seen picture of you in being a loser.
Kristen
No, no, no.
Dave
Somewhere.
Kristen
Yeah.
Kenny G
Your face is familiar.
Kristen
Yes. Yes.
Kenny G
Yeah. So I've seen your face around maybe.
Benny
What was it? People's top.
Dave
He's honestly kind of. He's overexposed if you ask me. Oh, yeah.
Benny
100 hottest men.
Kristen
Yeah. You know, I actually. You want to know something so funny? I actually got voted People magazine's sexiest man one year. Yeah? And my favorite.
Dave
Did you win, guys?
Kristen
My favorite.
Dave
Stop the train right here. You weren't voted People magazine's sexiest man. You were one of.
Benny
No.
Kristen
Yeah, it was one of.
Dave
There was 75 people involved in the article that I think ultimately comes from a Result of a good publicist and the right time in someone's career.
Kristen
I'll tell you.
Kenny G
That's not nice at all.
Kristen
You know, I'm a very acquired taste. I know that. I know that.
Dave
Physically.
Kristen
Physically. Yeah. Me and Dave talk about it. I'm so ugly that I popped out the other side.
Kenny G
And now I don't think you're ugly.
Kristen
No, no. You don't have to say that at all.
Dave
That's his quote.
Kristen
Yeah. You don't have to say that at all. I made this up. I feel like I'm so ugly that I popped out the other side. That I'm so hot. I'm like. Like.
Kenny G
I feel like he's saying with my feature.
Dave
With a level of confidence and style. No, no.
Kristen
I think my.
Dave
So hot.
Kristen
I think my features are just so crazy that it makes me hot.
Kenny G
I feel like when I look at you, you have a unique face.
Kristen
Yeah.
Kenny G
I don't think I've ever met anybody that looks like you.
Kristen
No.
Kenny G
And the more that I talk to you.
Kristen
You want to sleep with me? Well, you'd like to play sax for
Kenny G
me in your shorts? I could be talked into it. No, you, I hear. I think people get better looking.
Kristen
Yeah. Yeah.
Kenny G
If you're nicer.
Kristen
They are.
Kenny G
And funnier, they become much more hideous.
Kristen
When you came in, and now I'm like. You're like.
Benny
Funny is key.
Kristen
I got so lucky. I married the most beautiful woman in the world. And the nicest woman in the world.
Kenny G
I don't know her. I've never met her, but What? I've seen that when she does her things.
Kristen
Yeah. Yeah.
Kenny G
She seems nice and funny.
Kristen
Yeah. And they're best friends now, too. We're all, you know, he's my best friend. And then they started dating, and then it's like, she's my best girlfriend.
Dave
Yeah.
Benny
And then it's like, family affair.
Kristen
And now it all worked perfectly.
Kenny G
Great.
Kristen
It worked perfectly.
Benny
We love that.
Kristen
Well, maybe we'll be best friends with your partner, too.
Kenny G
Yeah, she's great.
Kristen
It's gonna be a slow start.
Dave
Where'd you meet her?
Kenny G
I met her at an event, like, 10 years ago.
Dave
Meet and greet.
Kenny G
Wait, what'd you say?
Kristen
Meet and greet.
Kenny G
Oh, meet and greet. Oh, a meet and greet. No, not meet and greet.
Benny
What did you think he said?
Kristen
I thought you said something like dirty and sexual. That's what I thought you meant.
Benny
I thought you said meaty.
Dave
No, I said meet and greet.
Kristen
Are you having fun?
Kenny G
Great time. Okay, cool.
Kristen
I couldn't tell if it was fake or not. Seriously, I couldn't tell.
Benny
If I recall, I could tell it's real.
Dave
I could tell it's real.
Kenny G
No, I'm totally real.
Kristen
Okay, good.
Kenny G
Totally real. No.
Dave
Would you say it's maybe the most fun you've had in, like, a calendar month, independent of any family impacted events?
Kenny G
Yes, I would say that's true.
Kristen
You're saying it's in the top five interviews of your life?
Kenny G
I would say that's true, too.
Benny
Really?
Kristen
In your life?
Kenny G
In my life.
Dave
I think it's.
Kenny G
I'll tell you why. Because this is. It's a lot of reasons.
Dave
Please.
Kenny G
It's all the three personalities. Yeah. You know, you're like my mini.
Dave
My guy.
Kenny G
Yeah. You're funny and smart and got all sorts of stuff going on. You ask really fun questions.
Benny
I like to hear that.
Kenny G
And you're fun, and it's easy to just kind of just do things.
Kristen
Yeah. It was also a great chat.
Benny
Yeah. We were really excited about you. We knew you were gonna be fine.
Kenny G
Oh, I'm glad you think so, because
Dave
this is my dream version. Because I don't even feel as though it's even felt like an interview. I feel like it's.
Kenny G
I don't either. Either.
Kristen
That felt like, cool.
Kenny G
I'm thinking, like, maybe we need another two hours to get what we get. We want out.
Dave
Kenny, before you go.
Kenny G
Do I have to watch you guys do it or something?
Dave
Let me ask you. Do you have a chip on your shoulder as an artist?
Kenny G
In what way?
Dave
In any way.
Kenny G
That's an interesting question. It's a really good question. Thanks. It came out of nowhere. I love that about you.
Dave
Yeah.
Kenny G
Yeah. I would say that I have a chip on my shoulder in this way, but it doesn't really apply these days because in the past, you have a record deal, record company signs artists. Then I feel like, okay, you're not good enough to be signed, but you got signed. You got signed because why? I'm really proud of being an artist. Work my ass off to get my skill level. Okay. I get the record deal. You shouldn't have that record deal. So I get a little chip on my shoulder about. Too many people got signed that didn't deserve it. Yeah, that's my thing.
Benny
But it doesn't last long. The chip. It's just an observation. Or you don't really carry it with you.
Kenny G
No.
Benny
Yeah.
Kenny G
No. I don't care. I don't walk around with. I don't carry anything with me.
Benny
Because you've got a lot of record deals.
Kenny G
Anytime I get mad about something or upset. It's gone, like, in a minute.
Dave
Has it always been that way?
Kenny G
Yeah.
Benny
Do you meditate?
Kenny G
No. That's why I'm always like.
Dave
So you don't stew on things?
Kenny G
No.
Dave
Oh, so we're different in that regard.
Kenny G
I don't stew.
Kristen
I don't stew.
Dave
Do I stew?
Benny
You don't stew.
Dave
Maybe I don't stew at all.
Kenny G
Maybe you don't stew.
Dave
Maybe I stew less than I think.
Benny
You really don't stew.
Dave
You gotta move forward.
Kristen
You never stew.
Kenny G
There's no point. I never stew.
Benny
There's no point.
Kenny G
I guess I don't stew either.
Kristen
The opposite of stew. You're like me. You just get up and then you do. You've never stewed? No. You just stew Indecision. Not once you've done it. You are.
Benny
You think that stewing could last for weeks? No, I mean, I'm self aware enough to know that the stewing is never outward. It's never like, because of other people really. It's more all internal stewing. Like, oh, I said the wrong thing. I did the wrong thing.
Dave
See, like, I don't know how you are. I bet it's pretty similar to me. Like, I walk around kind of knowing. Not out of arrogance, just at like an analysis of the facts at hand that, like, I am great and I can do it and I'm a good person and I can do a lot of great things. And like, the loop of dialogue in my head is so, like, supportive and lifts me up to be my best version. Her inner dialogue is the opposite of that.
Benny
Well, no, sometimes it's like that. I'm working on it.
Dave
Well, but just you're more pre. Like, his is like mine where it's. You're not as. She's predisposed. Like after we were done. Sometimes she might be like, I feel like I said the wrong thing.
Benny
Well, just like you always want to improve. I'm always trying to improve.
Dave
Yeah, she's a perfectionist mentally.
Kenny G
But I might say the same thing. Like that, that she says I want. Maybe I shouldn't have done that or whatever. But it doesn't last long. It's like I can't do anything about it. If I can do something about it, I'll do something about it. But if I can't, I gotta let it go.
Benny
Maybe I'll adopt that.
Kristen
Look at the saxophone we put on our microphone.
Kenny G
Oh, that's so cute. That is really cute.
Dave
I did that for you, Kenny.
Kenny G
Oh my God, that's so cute.
Dave
Yeah, go take a look.
Benny
Wait can you play any other instruments?
Kenny G
You know, one's not enough.
Kristen
Not that he's great at.
Kenny G
I play enough to, like, write songs. Like, I play my piano parts and.
Kristen
Yeah, but not that you're not great enough. The other one. So you don't play.
Benny
Can you play the flute?
Kenny G
I can play the flute.
Kristen
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Benny
The clarinet, too.
Kenny G
I can play the clarinet, too. Yeah.
Benny
Because you have to learn to play the clarinet to be able to play the saxophone.
Dave
No, when you're driving in the car, listening to music.
Kenny G
Yeah.
Benny
Rap, jazz.
Kenny G
I don't listen much to music in the car. I keep it quiet usually.
Benny
What type of music do you listen to? That's not jazz.
Kenny G
Old jazz. I don't know. That's all I listen to.
Dave
You ever listen to rap?
Kenny G
No.
Dave
Can I have your cell phone number? And I can text you and I can.
Kenny G
You can have my cell phone.
Dave
Kenny, would you put your number in?
Benny
We put a lot of jazz on at our house.
Kristen
I love, like, Vegas. I love. I love. I love jazz.
Dave
When we bought the house, we would just play Kenny G all the time.
Benny
Seriously?
Dave
Yeah.
Benny
We were gonna put pictures of you.
Kenny G
I wonder what song you played.
Benny
We could even do. When we all hang out, we could do, like, a really.
Kristen
We could go to each person's house. All right. And that's a wrap on Kenny G. Thank you, Angbroke.
Kenny G
I still make fun.
Dave
Yeah.
This episode welcomes legendary saxophonist Kenny G into the "Friends Keep Secrets" house for an unfiltered, freewheeling hangout with hosts benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Kristin Batalucco. The group blends casual conversation, personal confessions, music talk, and spontaneous live saxophone, illustrating the quirky, candid chemistry that defines this “podcast + sitcom” hybrid. Beneath the jokes, the episode explores authenticity in artistry, process vs. talent, fame, perfectionism, and the intersection of friendship and creative life.
The energy is playful, unscripted, and self-aware, with the hosts and Kenny G bonding through quirks, mutual admiration for meticulousness, and recurring in-jokes. There’s constant, gently competitive banter and zero formality. Kenny G meets the hosts’ blend of sincerity and absurdity with an open mind and disarming humility—a testament to his sense of fun and adaptability. Jokes about hair, jazz sex appeal, KFC, sex, and personality quirks abound, but the episode is ultimately a celebration of creative obsession, authenticity, and friendship.
The episode encapsulates "Friends Keep Secrets" at its best: music and industry talk dressed in irreverence and curiosity, cross-generational creative minds finding surprising common ground—whether in practice routines, hair product obsession, or the joys and pains of public life. Kenny G emerges not just as a legend but as genuinely relatable, unpretentious, and, above all, a world-class hang.