The Ten Pounds Episode

Summary

Friends Keep Secrets — "The Ten Pounds Episode"

Podcast: Friends Keep Secrets
Hosts: Benny Blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), Kristin Batalucco
Date: March 24, 2026

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Overview

This episode, dubbed "The Ten Pounds Episode," is a wild, intimate hang at Dave and Kristin’s place with Benny, covering friendship dynamics, body image neuroses, wild bets, and the line between entertainment and responsibility. The premise: can Dave gain 10 pounds in two hours by eating and drinking? What follows is less a formal challenge and more an exploration of physical limits, scientific misconceptions, friendly roast battles, anxiety about consequences, and ultimately, the importance of listening to your body and being a role model—even if reluctantly. The episode features chaotic energy, constant banter, and touchpoints on health and morality, climaxing with a pivot to charitable giving after the challenge (predictably) collapses.

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Key Discussion Points & Episode Breakdown

The Challenge: "Can You Gain 10 Pounds In Two Hours?"

• Initial Stakes & Set-Up ([00:10–02:00])

  • Dave claims he can fluctuate weight very rapidly, asserting: “If I really let myself live how I want, I’ll gain 10 pounds in two days. I could gain 10 pounds in one day. In two hours if I felt like it.” (Dave, 01:36)
  • Benny, skeptical: “No, you can’t. I bet you $10,000 right now you can’t.” (Benny, 01:54)
  • Confusion erupts about water weight, food mass, and how the body processes intake versus actual, lasting weight gain.

• How “Mass” Actually Works

  • Dave’s flawed science: “Okay, when you order a pizza, that box comes in. That box weighs like 25 pounds.” (Dave, 02:08)
  • The hosts debate food and water weight, pizza box mass, and whether consuming 10 pounds of anything immediately shows up on a scale.

Science, Safety, and Satire ([02:58–10:00])

• Debating Methods (Water vs Food):

  • Dave considers drinking water to tip the scale; group quickly worries about water toxicity:
    “I don’t think you can drink that much water. I think you die. You drown.” (Benny, 03:00)
  • Kristin: “Don’t do that.” (Kristin, 02:58)

• Early Weigh-Ins and Strategy:

  • Weight readings become a running joke (battery pack, phone, shoes all mentioned affecting results).
  • Dave strategizes: “When this pizza comes, I’m gonna put the pizza on the scale. It’s gonna weigh 20 pounds.” (Dave, 04:19)

The Eating Escalates: Reality vs. Expectations ([09:01–26:00])

• Food Arrives:

  • Everyone is aghast at their miscalculations: pizzas and burritos weigh far less than expected.
    “These burritos only weigh 2.2 pounds.” (Dave, 17:55)

• Hosts’ Reactions and Science Lessons:

  • Kristin Googles water toxicity; everyone debates the limits.

  • “Drinking a gallon of water can be fatal if consumed in a very short period of time (within an hour or two).” (Kristin, 08:08)

  • Benny: “I just want to go on record saying I think it’s a really bad idea for him to drink that whole thing within two hours.” (Benny, 32:23)

Physical, Mental, & Ethical Wall ([26:00–48:00])

• Pain and Intoxication Sets In:

  • Dave notes, “I’m starting to… I feel a little, kind of what I feel when I drink.” (Dave, 34:50)
  • “I think I’m intoxicated.” (Dave, 35:02)

• Emotional Pivot: Responsibility and Regret

  • Mounting concern about setting a bad example: “Do I want to be the guy that, like, is risking his own life just to…” (Dave, 49:43)
  • Benny and Kristin propose donating the wager to charity, shifting the tone. “We both donate no matter what, right?” (Dave, 36:04) “No Kid Hungry is a good one.” (Kristin, 36:13)

Did He Make It? The Reckoning & Conclusion ([48:07–End])

• Jay Shetty Arrives, Final Weigh-In

  • Jay Shetty enters as a voice of reason, everyone reflects:
    “I prefer you lose the bet.” (Jay, 49:40)
  • Dave abandons the challenge, clearly feeling unwell but safe.

• Moral of the Story

  • “I feel like I’m going to be the bigger man and be a good role model for society because I don’t think people should push their bodies to limits to, you know, win a bet.” (Dave, 43:45)

  • Kristin: “I think the bigger message is just don’t give in to peer pressure.” (Kristin, 46:45)

  • Charity Commitment: Money from the challenge will go to a worthy cause related to health and media literacy:
    “I want the $10,000 to go towards mass media that promotes how bad this is.” (Dave, 36:29)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Benny's skepticism:
  "No, you didn’t lose 17 pounds in the last month." (Benny, 00:57)
• Dave’s misunderstanding of physics:
  “A box of pizza doesn’t weigh 10 pounds?” (Dave, 02:18)
• Safety warnings, repeatedly inserted:
  “Don’t do that. It’s not worth it.” (Kristin, 08:15)
• Physical misery meets existential crisis:
  “My stomach empties, volume decreases, gas reduces, blood flow normalizes, hormones stabilize… You’re no longer in digesting mode.” (Kristin, 26:39)
• Group moral summary:
  “I don’t think people should push their bodies to limits to, you know, win a bet. Like, I think that’s clearly not what people should be doing.” (Dave, 43:45)
• On peer pressure:
  “I peer pressure myself.” (Dave, 46:50)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------| | 00:10 | The challenge & $10,000 bet are issued | | 03:00 | Serious logistics: can you die from drinking water? | | 08:08 | Real science: water toxicity warning | | 17:55 | The Chipotle burritos are far lighter than expected | | 26:27 | Halfway weigh-in: Dave’s up five pounds, but out of steam | | 34:50 | Dave feels physically off—starts to question the attempt | | 36:01 | Shift from wager to charitable giving | | 43:45 | Moral reflection: “be a good role model” | | 49:40 | Jay Shetty arrives; group pivots to health & learning | | 53:40 | Dave reflects on the near-miss and lesson learned |

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Tone & Energy

The entire episode brims with fratty humor, friendly abuse, and moments of raw self-awareness. The vibe veers from gleeful idiocy to serious reflection and gentle intervention. Even as Dave pushes the envelope, Kristin and Benny inject doses of research, reality, and skepticism, preventing things from getting out of hand. The final conclusion underlines the importance of friendship, responsibility, and knowing when to call it quits.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• This isn’t just a “can you do it?” challenge—it’s a lived example of self-inflicted peer pressure, group responsibility, and how even the dumbest antics can teach about boundaries.
• Actual science matters: consuming huge amounts of water or food rapidly can be dangerous.
• The best “wins” sometimes come from backing down and redirecting energy toward good causes—and, as always, from friends who both encourage and challenge you.
• The episode is not an instruction manual; it’s a cautionary tale, all wrapped in banter.

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Final Word

Dave didn’t gain the ten pounds. Instead, he (and the group) gained perspective.

“At the end of the day, who did this? This is me... There’s a version of me that would be on the ground right now, having just drank all the water, eaten all the pizza, who would have been vomiting and maybe ultimately seizing and hospitalized…” (Dave, 54:08)

The $10,000 will fund a message of safety and sense instead.

Transcript

[A]

Warning, do not try this at home. What's about to happen in this episode is not safe.

[B]

Check. I can't believe I'm counting down the days.

[C]

Check.

[B]

I'm gonna have to lose, like, eight pounds in, like, a few weeks.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause it's, like, I gotta start, like, shooting and all that stuff and.

[A]

Is this your way of telling me that I look slim?

[C]

You do look.

[B]

You do look basic.

[C]

Your shirt looks really good on you.

[B]

I love that shirt.

[C]

You should wear that shirt more.

[B]

What do you mean? He's wearing it right now.

[C]

I know, but you never wear it.

[A]

It's the first time I've worn it, probably.

[C]

It looks really good on you.

[A]

Yeah. I think, to answer your question, Benny, I have lost some weight. I have a roll coming up, too, that I just need to lose weight for.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Fortunately, I can't eat any of that as I'm slimming down for the roll.

[C]

So do you want to tell us about the roll or.

[A]

You know what it is? It's the roll of a lifetime.

[B]

Is it deep?

[A]

There's a lot of depth to it. I have lost 17 pounds in the last month.

[B]

You didn't lose 17 pounds in the last 17 pounds in one month?

[A]

In about six weeks.

[B]

That's not a month.

[A]

I think it was a month.

[B]

Six weeks is not a month.

[A]

Fine, five weeks. Let's do five.

[D]

Okay, sure.

[A]

17 pounds, five weeks. So a month.

[C]

In a week.

[B]

No, you didn't.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

What do you mean, no, I didn't?

[B]

I weighed.

[C]

You really lost 17 pounds this past month?

[A]

Yes, I did.

[C]

Wow. You do look good. But you always look good. You don't.

[A]

Well, I can. If I can gain weight. If I really, like, let myself live how I want to live, I'll gain weight fucking 10 pounds in two days if I really.

[B]

No, you won't. You can't gain ten pounds in two days.

[C]

Well, he might be able to.

[A]

How could I not gain 10 pounds in two days?

[B]

You can't gain 10 pounds in two days.

[A]

Why would I not be able to gain 10 pounds in two days? I could gain 10 pounds in one day.

[B]

You can't gain 10 pounds in one day.

[A]

I could gain 10 pounds in one. In two hours if I actually felt like it.

[B]

No, you can't.

[C]

Not in two hours.

[B]

You can't gain 10 pounds in two hours. You can't.

[A]

Do you guys.

[B]

I bet you $10,000 right now you can't.

[A]

Deal.

[B]

Okay? Right now you have to do.

[C]

No, not. No not no deal. No deal.

[A]

Do you understand how matter works you're stupid. Or mass.

[B]

You don't even know what you're talking about.

[A]

How hard could it be? Okay, when you order a pizza, that box comes in. That box weighs like 25 pounds.

[C]

No, it doesn't. It does not. You don't understand. It weighs at least 10.

[A]

It weighs at least 10.

[C]

A box of pizza doesn't weigh 10 pounds.

[A]

I consume 10 pounds of pizza. Will I gain 10 pounds, yes or no?

[C]

I would assume so.

[B]

No, I don't think.

[A]

What are you, an idiot? I don't think right away what happens to the mass.

[C]

Some of it gets.

[B]

I don't think you can eat 10 pounds of food, first of all.

[C]

Some of it gets converted to energy right away. Or does it take time? I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, get on a scale right now. And then you have until we finish this thing. And I'll give you $10,000 if you gain 10 pounds.

[A]

No problem.

[C]

You're not betting 10. Ow. I bit my tongue.

[A]

You want to go up? You want to go 20?

[B]

No, she won't let me.

[D]

Not £20?

[A]

20,000.

[C]

No.

[A]

What do you think will happen if I eat 10 pounds of food? Or even better for me, if I drink 10 pounds of water?

[C]

Don't do that.

[A]

Okay, how about this?

[B]

No, I think that kills you. I don't think you can drink that much water. I think you die. I think you drown. Don't do it with water.

[A]

Where's the best place?

[B]

Right there. Wait. No, no, you can't move it. Hold on. I want to film it. Okay, hold on.

[C]

I think you should come right here.

[B]

Well, I will hold on before you film it. We're filming a TikTok.

[A]

What?

[B]

I want to film something because I want.

[A]

Okay. I'm losing weight every second, so.

[B]

Yeah. Wait. Come this side.

[C]

But don't do all the drinking of the water.

[A]

I do whatever I have to do. I got a lot of money on the line. This is not okay.

[B]

Dave is convinced that he can gain 10 pounds in two hours by consuming

[A]

10 pounds of mass.

[B]

Go.

[C]

Also, a pizza box does not cost £8. Like, think of a better.

[A]

No, I think one chipotle burrito weighs four pounds.

[B]

Get on a scale.

[A]

Okay. 163.2.

[C]

Now, I will say you are wearing a battery pack.

[B]

No, he's going to stay on the same thing. Everything has to remain the same.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I see. That's the constant.

[A]

The only thing I'm thinking now, I haven't really properly. I'm so passionate about this point, but I did just lose 17 pounds and it was really important to me.

[C]

You don't have to do it.

[A]

I do have to do it.

[C]

No, you don't.

[A]

Because you don't.

[C]

You absolutely don't.

[B]

To a $10,000.

[A]

I think that's like, not real. It's not. Me gaining 10 pounds in the immediate moment will not translate into me gaining 10 pounds. First off, I'm gonna order food. When this pizza comes, I'm gonna put the pizza on the scale. It's gonna weigh 20 pounds.

[C]

You do not understand weight. A box of pizza does not weigh 20 pounds.

[B]

It might be 10 pounds.

[A]

These slices are huge.

[C]

I've never seen you think a box of pizza £10.

[B]

Yeah, if you're getting the grandma one. I think it weighs maybe more.

[A]

I'm getting the same size I always get.

[D]

No, no.

[A]

This thing is so big.

[B]

Oh, oh. You're just getting that regular circle one brick. No, it's like. That's probably like six, five or six.

[C]

I don't even know if it's that. It might be like £2.

[B]

No. Cause you get quarter pound, quarter pound burger, half pound burger.

[C]

Here we go.

[A]

Those are. I mean, I'm not even wasting my

[C]

time, but isn't it, like, more heavy when it's solid? Sunset, like when the meat's like, weight's weight.

[A]

Honey, food's coming.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

Mass is mass. On that note, I needn't potentially even eat food. I got food coming.

[C]

But is that true?

[A]

I got jugs of water right down here. I might get it done right now in 25 minutes.

[C]

I actually think that there is something that's true about that. Let me Google it.

[B]

No, if you get 10 pounds of feathers, it's the same as 10 pounds of food.

[C]

Well, it depends if you're in water or not.

[B]

We're not talking about water. We're talking about right here.

[C]

Well, mass is another question.

[B]

Don't waste the time. We're just going to have to waste it.

[C]

I'm okay to be vulnerable and look dumb, because you know what? I'm not dumb. And Dave is.

[A]

I got some jugs.

[B]

Chuck, I know you can't drink that much water or you die.

[A]

What is distilled water? It's allowed to be drunk.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Trust.

[B]

I know there's a chance you die.

[A]

Let's see how much this thing weighs. Cause I know I can drink this in two hours. I would naturally drink this thing.

[B]

No, but Chuck, you can die. Die. Just go like this. Go like this. Stand on it.

[A]

Why wouldn't it Register.

[B]

Wait, he already lost weight.

[C]

He did.

[B]

Yeah, he did.

[A]

So let's just gonna make sure you have a good reading. So I'm one stick to two points.

[B]

No, you didn't. We already measured.

[A]

I couldn't have lost weight. That's not fair.

[B]

No, we already measured. You did you just go down.

[A]

I need to start drinking. I'm losing weight, obviously. No, I didn't pee.

[C]

You're burning energy. That's how quickly it happens.

[B]

Okay, now hold this. Oh, gosh, Dan.

[A]

Okay, hold on.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

This jug of water is like nine pounds. This is really kind of all I have to do.

[C]

This isn't. No. Can you drink nine?

[B]

I don't know if you're allowed to drink nine pounds.

[C]

Will you google what makes, what kills it? What type of kills you? Look at how much water do you.

[A]

You can't drink enough water. It's.

[C]

No, you can't.

[B]

How? Nine pounds of water.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I think it kills you.

[C]

You like drop. Don't. Until you die.

[B]

Babies can.

[A]

Wow. I'm drinking for pleasure right now. And look at the dent I just did. You know, it gets down to here, I win pretty much once the burritos come.

[C]

I'm just making sure it's safe. Can you drink? Yes, you can drink a gallon of water. People drink a gallon of milk safe.

[A]

I don't understand.

[C]

Yeah, you can.

[A]

What's the threat here?

[C]

There's a way that you die from like drinking too much water. Yes. It's like internal. Yeah, you die. It's like you.

[A]

What is this thing called? Liter of water?

[C]

You start having seizures and you can what?

[B]

That's cool.

[C]

This is what, a liter or a

[A]

gallon or a can you die from drinking 1 gallon?

[C]

I mean, I'm sure people drink this in milk.

[B]

I'm sure. Why?

[A]

You'll survive this shit.

[C]

I think you'd have to drink like 10 of those.

[A]

Yes. A person can die from drinking too much water. Well, what do you. Stop.

[B]

You have so much water drink that.

[A]

This is mine. I'm honestly. That's ridiculous.

[B]

I wanted to.

[A]

You're trying to sabotage me. I wanted one shot. You're trying to take weight away from me here. Chad, stop. Do not. This is my thing to do, okay? I'm gonna gain the weight and you're gonna give me the cash.

[B]

Not gaining 10 pounds.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And you're embarrassed.

[C]

I asked Chachi, I said how much water until you die? And then the response was if you're having thoughts of self harm or suicide,

[A]

I will say this says drinking a gallon of water. Can be fatal if consumed in a very short period of time. Parentheses within an hour or two.

[C]

So don't do it. It's not worth it, but it's unlikely.

[A]

Well, that's.

[B]

I'm gonna drink a little bit. You can get some of your weight from there. Just don't drink the whole thing.

[A]

Yeah, it's fine. I got pizzas and burritos.

[B]

Yeah, you can get some of it.

[A]

I don't want to get so full that when the food comes, I mean, it's kind of a thing.

[C]

Yeah, don't drink all of the water yet. The water should be like your last thing.

[B]

Can I get a sip of it?

[C]

When you know how many pounds away.

[A]

Do we have a ten pound weight here? I'd like to feel what that feels like. Just to know how much is coming in. I don't understand. You think that if. Just answer this question. I want you to answer this question. I eat 10 pounds of mass, right? You take an object that's edible, you weigh it on the scale, it weighs 10 pounds.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And that mass goes directly inside of my body?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You think my total weight isn't going to be ten pounds more?

[B]

I don't think so. I don't think that's how it works.

[A]

Energy cannot be created.

[B]

Yeah, I think it has to get like. I think it has to get. I don't think it's.

[A]

I don't think it's burning that much fat going into the body. I think if I waited a while, I start. The body starts burning the. I don't know the details.

[B]

I don't think it works. All I know is you lost about

[C]

a half a pound. This is 10. This is literally. This is 10 pounds. So first of all, let's just.

[B]

Wait, let me hold it.

[C]

I want to know, is this what a box of pizza feels like?

[B]

Check. I don't think a box of pizza feels like this.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I don't think. Check.

[A]

I think this is so much heavier than I thought it would be.

[C]

You guys are insane. Now, this is. Benny said he thought Maybe pizza was 2 pounds. This is 5 pounds. So half of this.

[B]

Oh, Chuck. Yeah.

[C]

No way.

[B]

Only the big one. The big.

[A]

The box is so big that the way it's distributed so far.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Where are you getting the pizza? There's no.

[B]

I think it might be five pounds.

[A]

We're also doing a photo shoot in two hours. But I don't care. I'm gonna start drinking more water.

[B]

Chuck, do you think this will be the second time you vomited on camera? Chuck, are you a little nervous?

[A]

I'm not nervous at all.

[B]

You have 0% nerves that you're gonna get to the 10.

[A]

The only nerves I have, deep down, if you want my honest opinion, are that I'm gonna create something so important that kids are gonna do this and die not realizing that not everyone can do this.

[B]

Go away.

[C]

There's strategy to it.

[A]

Don't make me laugh. I can't afford any laughs. Oh, we're at 165 now. We're climbing.

[B]

How did he gain so much? He's at 165. He's gained.

[A]

How did I gain the weight? That's two pounds right there. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Yeah, Chuck, but you can't drink it too fast or you'll die.

[A]

I'm drinking it slow. I know

[B]

you might die, but I feel like I drink more water than that in a two hour period off.

[A]

If I died doing this, oh, my

[B]

God, I feel so bad.

[A]

I would be satisfied with that death, actually.

[B]

I wouldn't feel that. If I gained the weight, I wouldn't feel that.

[C]

That's ridiculous.

[A]

I would be very dissatisfied with the death. Ooh, we have my bachelorette house on Airbnb.

[B]

Her house was so good.

[C]

I'm obsessed.

[B]

And we tried to book it for a vacation like, two weeks later.

[A]

I love it. At bachelorette parties. Do the women all insult the.

[C]

No.

[A]

The groom?

[C]

No, it was tame. We were just, like, hanging out.

[B]

It says 78 photos. It's so cozy. Love the little teepee.

[A]

That might just be for show.

[C]

No, that was.

[A]

You know what? I can tell.

[B]

Can we book it right now?

[C]

I want to go there, see when it's available.

[A]

You know what I can see right now? There's a lot of H2O there.

[C]

Yeah, it's on a lake. Yeah, it's on Lake tahoe.

[A]

Lake's not H2O.

[C]

It's not. A lake is not H2. Oh, wait, a lake is not water.

[A]

I meant oxygen there. I didn't even mean H2O2.

[C]

Like your hydrogen, you know?

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

I think it's a faulty scale.

[B]

Chuck, how did you just gain so much weight?

[A]

I've been drinking a lot of water. Let me check out the food. By the way, I'm starving.

[B]

I hope you do.

[A]

In fact, I'm gonna smoke a little wheat.

[B]

Chuck, I hope you mess up.

[C]

My mind is.

[B]

But in the last second, he lost two pounds and gained enough.

[C]

Could it really be that easy that he just has to drink like he has to drink?

[A]

Yeah, it can. Cause that's how mass and weight work. And it could really be that easy if we just follow the rules of science.

[B]

I don't think. Did he get to 10 pounds? I just don't think. I just don't think he can eat 10 pounds of food.

[A]

Yeah, I'm moving way too fast.

[C]

Did you have something in your pockets that you took out?

[B]

No.

[C]

No. You sure?

[B]

We love our friends. Ten pounds is impossible.

[A]

You know what else was impossible? The miracle on ice. These were a bunch of amateurs playing against a team of cosmonaut savants.

[B]

Here's the exact rule.

[C]

How do.

[A]

Rule of what?

[B]

This is what can happen.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

So, no, it is physically impossible for a person to gain 10 pounds in two hours.

[A]

But did we start the clock yet?

[B]

Wait. A rapid temporary gain weight gain of 10 pounds in a short possible period due to water retention, high sodium digestion is easily. So you can technically gain ten pounds.

[A]

What's the difference?

[B]

Like tomorrow it won't be ten pounds.

[A]

Well, I'm talking about reality. I'm talking about present moment.

[B]

Yeah, I forgot.

[A]

So it's very possible.

[B]

It's very possible. Cause I forgot, like when they do, like weighing in, what they do is they drain. It's just water weight. So it's not real weight.

[A]

But when they weigh in, aren't they trying to. They're trying to lose weight?

[B]

No, no, no. But what I'm saying is they don't drink any water. They don't have any salt. So you're eating tons of salt, drinking lots of water. So for it temporarily, this is like your dream come true. There's a chance you could gain £10.

[C]

And.

[B]

And then tomorrow you wake up and it's like you lost like eight pounds.

[A]

Just another day.

[C]

So it's a good day for you.

[B]

Well,

[A]

I'm just gonna check on my food. What should I start with, the chipotle burrito or the.

[C]

We should weigh everything in. We should weigh everything.

[A]

Everything must be weighed in.

[C]

Yeah. Should we get a whiteboard and keep. Just mathematically keep score, I mean, or a piece of paper maybe?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Pardon me. Are you trying to make me lose weight?

[C]

You've just already gained so much weight. I didn't clear the table.

[A]

Let me step on the scale real quick.

[B]

What do you weigh now?

[A]

I gained 0.2 pounds since we last weighed, so I've just been steadily gaining weight.

[C]

What's the end goal here? Just to see if you can do it.

[A]

When I gain the weight, I'm going to feel so proud that I had a knowledge base that was higher than my.

[B]

What should I do with my $10,000?

[A]

And that I had the guts to stand on what? I said, what are you gonna do

[B]

with your 10,000 if you win?

[A]

Invest it. Or I might light it on fire.

[B]

What if you have to shit and

[A]

you can't hold it me right now? Yeah, it's not gonna. Unless you're poisoning me. I'm not gonna piss either, by the way. I'm not doing anything and you're not allowed to touch me. No one here is allowed to touch me. Do not touch me.

[B]

I can touch you.

[A]

No, you can't.

[B]

Not a rule, not a rule. I won't touch you. But I can.

[A]

You can't poke me.

[B]

I won't poke you. I'll go, like, at the very.

[A]

I don't want to be touched. How about that? No, I'm setting a rule. I don't want to be touched. So if you want to touch me, you're violating my space as a human being. And let the world see how you behave, you pig.

[C]

How about Benny cooks for us while we talk about gaining weight?

[A]

I can't afford to eat.

[B]

I don't want.

[A]

You can't force me to move around.

[C]

Okay, stop.

[A]

He's just trying to move me. Stop touching me. There you go.

[B]

Okay, I won't stop.

[A]

You cannot do this.

[B]

Okay, I'm not gonna touch you.

[A]

Let me live in my.

[B]

I'm not touching you.

[A]

Get a grip.

[B]

Don't touch me.

[A]

Hey, what is that?

[B]

I'm pee.

[A]

Guy's name is Keynes.

[C]

Where is it from? Chipotle.

[A]

Would you mind fetching it for me? I can't really move.

[C]

Sure. I would actually love to.

[A]

It is raining. I feel bad.

[C]

No, I'll do it. I like getting out there, feeling the wet.

[A]

Okay. The driver's name is Canes.

[C]

Do I have to say his name?

[A]

No, you could say it's for Chet.

[B]

Who are you on the phone with?

[C]

Delivery.

[A]

Canes.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Canes, the man. Ooh.

[B]

You okay raising Canes?

[A]

No, Cane's the man who delivered the food. His name is Canes.

[B]

Where do you want to eat it?

[C]

Yeah, why don't you sit down?

[A]

Actually, you know what? I'm gonna lie down for the rest of the episode. I don't think I should possibly be standing.

[B]

Well, unfortunately, someone's gonna. You're gonna have to get your own food.

[C]

Well, no, I'll come up and get your food.

[B]

No, you're not. No, she won't. I'll tackle her.

[A]

Kristin already got my chipotle.

[B]

I'll tackle her.

[A]

Wait, where is Jack?

[B]

Sit down at the.

[A]

Let's go on the lid. I have to lid my dad.

[B]

You don't need to lid it. I'll make sure nothing's gone. Here. Lid.

[C]

Your lid.

[A]

Thank you. Okay, let me just take a quick weigh in.

[B]

I thought a chipotle burrito weighed the same amount as a newborn baby, but

[C]

you can't drink more than that thing of water just in case you die.

[B]

I don't think you should drink that whole thing either.

[C]

And it's really not.

[B]

Just eat the food and then you'll.

[C]

I'm sure you can have more of water.

[B]

You can definitely have more. You can definitely have more.

[A]

Let me just weigh in a weigh in. Oh, no, no. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow. 165.6. These two Chipotle burritos with the bag, obviously.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

These burritos only weigh 2.2 pounds.

[B]

Come on, let's go.

[A]

Well, what's the point of it?

[C]

What was it I didn't eat?

[A]

I'm not eating this. I don't think.

[C]

Why.

[A]

I mean, the thought of eating two chipotle burritos and only gaining two pounds.

[B]

Just eat some of it.

[A]

I gotta be smart. I think the best move I have is the pizza. I'm starving. The pizza comes and I eat the whole pizza out. As much pizza as I possibly.

[C]

So you're just trying.

[B]

When's the pizza come? How long?

[A]

But I do want chipotle.

[B]

I'm starving. Just eat a little bit then.

[A]

Nah, you're like the devil.

[B]

Okay, don't eat it. I don't know.

[C]

What's your strategy, Dave? Are you just trying to eat the biggest. Like you need all of the pounds.

[A]

You need to just consume 10 plus pounds of mass? That's really all I have to do what is the cleanest, smartest way to go about consuming that mass? It could be sipping water for the long point.

[B]

Yeah, but I just don't want you to die. Sipping water. That's the only thing. My only one is like, oh, yeah, don't do that. We know you can't die from eating the food. Like, just don't, Chuck. I don't want your insides to drown.

[A]

Pizza gonna be here in two minutes, Chuck.

[B]

Have one bite. You might as well have one bite. Is it delicious?

[A]

What? It's dry today.

[B]

You want to open this one instead?

[A]

What? It's gonna be dry?

[B]

Check. See if this wins.

[C]

I think that I'm not trying to get you to gain the weight, but if you're trying to win, I do

[A]

think that you shouldn't eat the burrito.

[C]

I think you should. You don't understand how weight works. Like, you have to eat so much to gain 10 pounds. You can't do it by drinking. You're not gonna die.

[A]

Something about two Chipotle burritos feels so much more daunting than a whole pizza. Okay, Eric in a Ford Escape, they're about to arrive.

[C]

Should I go there?

[B]

Are you gonna sit down and eat it?

[A]

Mm.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

Eric. But I don't wanna get the food.

[B]

No, you have to.

[A]

Okay, I understand.

[B]

You have to.

[C]

Why? To burn the.

[B]

Come on. Yeah, get a grip.

[A]

Do you think he's gonna do it?

[B]

Well, I don't think he can eat enough food.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think for sure he can't eat 10 pounds of food. I've been saying that since the beginning. But I do think he's gonna gain, like, two pounds, three pounds, maybe five.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's already gained five pounds. No, no, he's 63. He's gained, like, two pounds.

[A]

Sorry, things are a little heavy.

[C]

Let me feel it.

[B]

Oh, he got this one. This one's probably, like, eight pounds.

[C]

Let me see.

[B]

I'll tell you, this is probably eight pounds.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

What you can't tell by the way this box looks is how heavy it is.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

And 170. It's about four and a half pounds.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's all. That's.

[B]

Chuck, if you want this to be competitive, you gotta start moving. Chuck.

[A]

Not necessarily. I don't trust you. By the way, I swear in my

[B]

life, you have to put stuff in your body.

[A]

I need to remember that everything you tell me could be a lie.

[B]

Chuck, I want you to gain the 10 pounds.

[A]

Why would you want to lose the cash?

[B]

Chuck?

[C]

Because, I mean, here, I'm going to get you some napkins because you have a lot of pizza ahead of you.

[B]

So you can't eat this whole pizza.

[C]

You have so much food that you have to eat.

[A]

This looks good. I'm happy it looks so good. Dave is convinced the faster I move, the better. So I don't keep losing weight.

[C]

You could eat this entire thing of taco seasoning. It has 380 milligrams of salt. Why don't you try that? It's like probably a pound. I mean, you should just start consuming.

[B]

You just.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Like, I think you die from having too much salt, though. Do you feel yourself gaining the weight right now?

[A]

I'm just enjoying a meal here.

[C]

Do you want to eat it, David? That is a lot of pizza.

[A]

I'm not going to be able to really speak that much because no one wants to hear me talk.

[B]

Just keep eating. For anyone listening, Dave's slack jaw is moving very quickly.

[C]

You do make the swap. I will say, like, he makes it look. You make it look good. I'm like, why don't you have a slice?

[A]

You know, it sucks. I was just about.

[C]

I'm not taking his.

[A]

I was about to finish this and I was about to toss the crust to the side.

[B]

No, no, no. You gotta eat all the crust, buddy. Davis Con. You think it's gonna say Dave is convinced a few more times. What are you thinking, mochi? Your eyes are. You stopped speaking. I'm thinking this guy's got no shot. Do you think this show's for the girls?

[A]

Do you think women out there will be interested? I think women and men would be

[C]

interesting for a second. I will say I was interested.

[B]

Kristin gets bored so quickly. Sorry, we didn't keep it a high speed pursuit.

[C]

She got to eat the food since we sat down. Oh, I was gonna say you have the disease that a lot of people have.

[A]

Whoops.

[C]

Which is.

[B]

Oh, I'm calling she called me.

[C]

Or that.

[A]

What's the disease?

[B]

His eyes are bigger than his head.

[C]

Yeah, I feel like that's a very common disease.

[A]

Flock.

[C]

That is.

[A]

I just said fuck out loud.

[C]

Yeah, it was a thought identifiable.

[A]

I'm not sure I didn't have doubts. I'm starting to have concerns.

[C]

This is your first piece.

[A]

No, it's my second, but kind of my first.

[B]

I want a long game. Are you eating your. Are you getting full at all?

[A]

It's not that I'm getting full.

[B]

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[C]

You're doing pretty good work.

[A]

It's not that I'm getting.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. Chuck, I need to.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Well, hold on.

[A]

Check. We can't live in this world where everything, every movie we make is for this TikTok.

[B]

Are you getting full?

[A]

I'm just aware of the facts at hand, and I know that I'm going to be the fullest I've ever felt, and that might be really soon.

[B]

This is how he eats in general.

[C]

I know.

[B]

This is normal. You're just like. Dave would eat this whole pizza in, like, a day. And if we were, like, watching. If we were, like, watching sports or something, this would be. We're just like. We're putting a microscope on it. Chuck. That cheese is valuable real estate. Chuck. You getting full at all? For anyone listening out there, Dave's face is starting to morph as the weight. The weight.

[C]

You are starting to, like, get a sheen.

[B]

You're expanding.

[C]

Skin's being stretched as we see.

[B]

Yeah. Your face looks so fat.

[A]

The never ending pie, though. I mean.

[C]

I mean, you haven't been. It has not changed. You've been working on the same piece for.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Being thrown in the towel.

[A]

No, I'm not throwing it in the towel.

[B]

Are you gonna slow down a little?

[A]

No. Where is my water? I think I might.

[C]

Now might be a good time to work up the appetite.

[A]

I think my new plan, actually, is to not eat anything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Until about 20 minutes before the bomb goes off.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

And I'm just gonna sip water. And then I can even be an active participant in this friendly conversation.

[B]

But, Chuck, please just don't drink the water too quickly. Chuck, I don't want.

[C]

He's not.

[B]

I can't have him die.

[A]

Light work.

[C]

You know, drinking carbonated water dehydrates you. Tom Brady said so in his book. You guys read it.

[A]

You guys mind if I weigh in?

[C]

You didn't read the Tom Brady book.

[B]

No.

[C]

Would you do.

[B]

Listen to it or you put it into your chat?

[C]

That one I should read.

[A]

She bought me the Tom Brady book, which is like his.

[C]

Like, his workout plan.

[A]

Like how to, like, remain a hall of fame quarterback.

[C]

Yeah. You said your back hurt, and I thought.

[A]

Yeah. She was like, well, you're not doing everything that Brady says to do in his book, so are you really working hard enough? She said that? So she's like, are you really.

[B]

You know what Brady say to do,

[A]

like, not eat anything of substance and, like, be pliable? Yeah.

[B]

What does Tom Brady do to stay

[A]

so fit the TB12 method?

[C]

Yeah, he was talking about it.

[B]

What is the TB12 method?

[C]

I think. Do we have the book here still?

[A]

I'm gonna weigh in.

[C]

He doesn't eat reds like he doesn't eat tomatoes.

[B]

I love tomatoes.

[C]

Well, I think it's not great for your physical cut, Ness.

[A]

Oh. I have to admit something.

[B]

What? Earlier. What? Earlier?

[A]

Well, what is it?

[C]

Never mind.

[A]

Never mind.

[C]

Say it. You can't just.

[A]

I forget the facts at hand.

[C]

Well, what is it? Does it have to do with the challenge?

[A]

I believe that maybe. I. Like, I thought, oh, my phone is in my pocket. I think my phone was in my pocket when I weighed myself. And then I thought, you know what? I'm gonna take it out.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

And that would be my advantage. But I realized that that would have the opposite effect, I think, on what I'm trying to achieve.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And every time I weigh in, I've had my phone out of my pocket for some dumb reason thinking that, but it's only hurting me. My phone should stay in my pocket.

[C]

Yeah, but you lost, like, five pounds, so we just added.

[B]

I think we're gonna have to. We have to figure it out. Sorry.

[A]

I'm just gonna do a quick weigh in. Wouldn't be surprised if it's pretty high.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't do it yet.

[C]

You have to kind of get it.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. Okay, check. Midway in.

[A]

160. 7.4. Fat boy, over here. We're already up 4.2 pounds.

[C]

The longer you wait after eating, the lighter you feel. Your stomach empties, volume, decreases gas, reduces blood flow, normalizes hormones, stabilize. You're no longer in digesting mode.

[A]

You want me. Like a snake.

[B]

You want to try eating Chipotle for a second?

[A]

You're starting to get harder. I'm exactly halfway on a timing fund.

[B]

You're not even close to halfway on the scale.

[A]

Let's find out.

[C]

You still look slim.

[B]

Okay, Chuck, Chuck, don't drink too much too quick.

[A]

I won't.

[B]

Okay. I just don't want you to die.

[A]

So much bread now, soaking up all that agua.

[B]

I know. I'm just scared.

[A]

Agua fresca.

[B]

Okay. Get on. What is that? 168.2.

[C]

You've gained five pounds.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, at the halfway point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm gonna go write it down. What is it?

[A]

£5, 16 1.

[B]

Chuck, you've gained £5 at the halfway point. It's exactly.

[A]

And I'm like, I'm up, I'm talking, I'm hanging out.

[C]

Wait, was it 165?

[A]

What was it? 163.2. Is my original weight.

[C]

Yeah, but what is it? What just happened? What was the score?

[A]

168.2. Okay. I can't believe we already forgot that. It was five pounds. And I couldn't just do that math and I had to get on the scale. It's like ridiculous. Anyone who watched that would probably be like, are these guys like.

[B]

That is crazy.

[A]

Yeah. What?

[C]

You might be able to do it.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Might. Hey, baby, that's mass. That's how science works.

[B]

I think your food is like digesting and breaking down.

[A]

I don't believe speed at which you think as food breaks down.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't believe. Is flying out of me in this energetic way every like. I'm sorry, I'm gonna.

[B]

But Chuck, when people gain like 500 pounds, though. If this were true.

[C]

They do.

[A]

I mean. What do you mean? No one eats this. No one can do this.

[C]

People do gain weight.

[B]

Oh, it's water weight. I keep forgetting it's water weight. Chuck, are you full?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

What percentage full?

[A]

84.

[B]

84?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Is that just from the grease?

[A]

I mean, 100 is death.

[C]

What? Is that just from the grease?

[A]

The only way that I'm going to be able to eat this pizza.

[B]

Sex.

[A]

No.

[C]

What?

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Chuck, I just thought of a way for you.

[C]

Well, how do you have to eat the pizza?

[B]

Chuck, I. I can't. I can't let you do it. Cause I'll lose. I thought of a way for you to win. I'll tell you. I'll tell you if you tell me

[A]

when there's like 10 minutes left and I have. No.

[B]

I figured it out. Really?

[C]

What?

[B]

Yeah, I figured.

[C]

Just tell us.

[B]

I figured out. I mean, it's gonna be hard, actually. I can tell you, Chuck, you can blend the pizza shrink. It probably will be easier to get down.

[C]

Ew.

[A]

No. I would vomit.

[C]

You're better off chewing it at least. You're burning calories. Yeah.

[B]

You're burning calories.

[C]

Yeah, but you're making some space. You're putting out some energy to take in some more energy.

[B]

I think drinking, it's probably. Look at your finger.

[A]

Don't.

[B]

Chuck, I really think drinking.

[A]

I think the way I hold food is exposed in this episode. But this is also. Balls to the wall, Chuck.

[B]

It looks like a rat or a raccoon has got.

[C]

I mean, you might as well. You should just finish, like, concentrate on finishing one. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza, pizza.

[A]

I'm concentrated.

[C]

I think you should go a little faster just to keep us entertained.

[A]

Hey, Chuck, I Think you should talk about something entertaining so I can take a back seat and focus on eating.

[B]

Chuck. Sorry. The grease.

[A]

You're the ones who are lying to me to. I gotta gain 200 pounds and carry the weight of the whole thing. Are you out of your mind?

[C]

That's useful information to steer the conversation.

[B]

Your face is expanding in a rapid rate. Chuck, if. I'm telling you the room is completely split in there. Half the guys think you can do it, half the guys think you can't.

[C]

Well, why couldn't he do it?

[B]

Because it's just. It's so hard. Yeah, you say you risk so much stuff, like. And now at this point, like, everything is a battle. Cause he can't throw up. If he throws up, he's fucked. What are you gonna do with your 10k?

[A]

Taxes are crazy.

[B]

I'm not giving any credit.

[A]

Well, I don't know if they're crazy, but it just sucks how much goes away.

[C]

Well, that's cause. Yeah, but what's.

[A]

I mean, I guess taxes serve purpose.

[B]

No, not. They don't even have. We don't even have a free health care system.

[C]

They're helping the roads.

[B]

No. Everywhere you go, the roads suck.

[C]

What about public school?

[B]

They do. They're so shitty.

[A]

People don't even school. I think in a lot of people.

[B]

It's not even fun. It's not even. They're not even. They're putting our money with, like, bombs.

[A]

Yeah, I think he's right. You know what the hard part about this is?

[B]

Gaining 10 pounds in an hour.

[A]

Two hours, no longer. Is it enjoyable appetizing? Yeah.

[C]

How disgusted is it? When you look at.

[B]

Looks good, Chuck, you gotta eat so much of it.

[A]

Yeah, but that's manageable. You see a path?

[B]

I do. I do, Chuck.

[A]

You can see a path.

[B]

I do. That's why the room's so split.

[A]

It's tough though, man. It's tough. A crust.

[C]

Do you feel nauseous? Do you feel nauseous yet?

[A]

Nauseous isn't the word I'd use. I feel like.

[B]

It feels daunting at this point.

[C]

Do you feel exhausted?

[A]

Actually, what am I doing? I got eight pounds of agua sitting over here and I'm over here eating pizza.

[C]

Your fingers.

[B]

You gotta be careful, though.

[A]

Be real careful. This whole be careful thing.

[B]

No, Chuck. I'm serious, Chuck. I agree.

[A]

Be careful. Kids.

[B]

We read a thing that said it can be fatal.

[A]

Let me ask you, did it say anything about if you eat eight pounds

[B]

of pizza, that's not eight pounds. You've eaten about two less.

[C]

Ew. When you use the finger.

[B]

I hate it when he goes like this. When he goes, chuck, you know when some people clear their throat, they go like this. They go, chuck, please don't drink too quickly.

[C]

That is the least of the concerns at this point. He's not serious. He hasn't drank it very quickly.

[B]

He has to be careful.

[A]

I might crack open that to still water.

[B]

About check.

[C]

You can drink it. Don't. He just doesn't want to pay the money.

[B]

Okay. Do whatever you want. I just want to go on record saying that. I said I think it's a really bad idea for him to drink that whole thing within two hours.

[C]

I also said that.

[B]

No, you just told him he's fine for the.

[C]

I said that originally, but here I am.

[B]

Okay. I just want to tell you in case he dies.

[C]

No one's listening to me. I think I'm dying.

[B]

I said do not finish the water. She says she thinks he's.

[C]

I don't condone any of the behavior.

[B]

Okay, well, you have to choose a side.

[C]

I don't have to choose a side.

[B]

Should he keep drinking? Get a close up on her for when he passes away.

[C]

Don't you dare. Don't you dare get close to me.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay. Now, uh.

[A]

Oh, no problem.

[B]

Don't. I said do not finish the water. Because I think that there's a chance it could be fatal.

[C]

Can I see your phone?

[B]

Nope.

[A]

And I say that fatal warning. They're not talking to the guys eating eight pounds of pizza.

[B]

It's not eight pounds. You've consumed maybe 1.6. No, you haven't got the eggs.

[A]

They're talking to the other guys who are just chugging water to kill themselves.

[B]

Okay, someone's chugging water to kill themselves.

[A]

They're not talking.

[B]

The craziest suicide attempt.

[A]

I'm gonna go weigh in.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Drink one gallon, right? Is that a gallon?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

While I weigh in, can you look up if you die from drinking too much water? Do you just die?

[B]

No.

[C]

You start to have like a sea, your body shuts down. It's not worth even. You have a seizure.

[A]

Cause if I could get it. If I could be like. If I could feel it coming, I'd be like, okay, I'm stuck.

[B]

I don't know if you can feel it coming.

[A]

It'd be a shame if I just died.

[B]

I know. Just don't. Just eat more of the pizza.

[C]

Well, I don't know. That's. What does it say?

[A]

Wow.

[C]

I'm just gonna put it. I'm gonna mark it.

[B]

Okay. 1 69.6. Okay.

[A]

6.4 pounds up.

[B]

You don't wanna take your shirt off. That's bad.

[A]

Didn't turn it off. I'm just getting loose.

[C]

So if you eat one more. Now we're at. He started at 163.2. Now we're at 169.6.

[B]

You have to gain almost five pounds.

[A]

Oh, I gotta get to 163.2.

[B]

173.73.

[A]

I'm pretty close to that.

[C]

What time is it?

[A]

4:33. I mean, you guys just wanna hang out for a little bit and we can just talk about something different?

[B]

Yeah, let's chill.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

I'm going to pee.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm going to bunch you guys in a second.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

We'll be right back.

[B]

Why don't you guys fuck real quick or something? Let's burn a few cows.

[C]

I guess you shouldn't bun your shirt.

[A]

I did a little bit. I get.

[C]

Is it tight? Do you feel uncomfortable?

[A]

I'm starting to. Oh, starting to what?

[C]

Not feel good?

[A]

No. I wouldn't know. I don't know if drunk is the

[C]

word you actually feel, but I smoked

[A]

a little bit, so I just don't know if I'm high and full, but I feel a little. Kind of like what I feel when I drink.

[C]

Oh, intoxicated a little bit.

[A]

I think I'm intoxicated.

[C]

Do you think you have water intoxication?

[A]

I hope it's not the water snack.

[C]

I feel like it's nice for us.

[B]

We're not gonna put this on, but right now my nuts are as big as pretty much these two avocados put together.

[C]

Why? Do you have something going on?

[B]

No, my nuts are always huge and like separation. Right. They're like, Chuck, I swear, it's like one and a half of these. It might be two. It's crazy.

[C]

Two avocados?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Have your nuts ever gained 10 pounds? Do you think your nuts weigh 10 pounds?

[B]

No.

[A]

I'm scared of kids. This is my fear to begin with.

[B]

I'm scared. Of what?

[A]

I'm scared of kids being inspired to do this.

[B]

Well, you just have to. You just have to tell them not to be inspired to do it. And you have to make sure you don't drink all the water. Cause the food is not likely to be.

[C]

You should have done this for a reason. Like there should have been a reason.

[B]

What do you mean? The reason is 10%. Like, if it was okay, you want it? Should we start to think about what you want to donate it to.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Little Kid Hungry you could donate it to.

[A]

We both donate no matter what, right?

[C]

Yeah. At this point, that's what you're doing.

[A]

Just. I donate if I lose. You donate if you lose.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I think that's a great thing to donate.

[B]

No, Kid Hungry is a good one.

[C]

Well, I actually don't know if that is a great marketing campaign, mister.

[B]

Okay, so then do you want to. Do you want to donate it? You want to donate it to the Rare Impact Fund?

[A]

I'd rather donate it towards something that funds the education.

[B]

Great.

[A]

So on them knowing not to do this, like, I want them to be able to learn all the dangers of this. I want the $10,000 to go towards mass media that promotes how bad this is.

[B]

What's this?

[A]

To counter this being bad? What is. This is just, I guess, pride or something. I guess this is just a guy.

[C]

I got a wave. A major wave of anxiety from what I feel like, I don't know. We shouldn't be doing this.

[B]

Why do you. You're eating pizza. What are you talking about? You're eating pizza.

[C]

Oh, my God. My fly is undone.

[B]

Oh, someone zoom in real quick.

[A]

Was anyone gonna tell me two things that I feel? One, I told her while you were inside, I feel a little bit like the feeling of being drunk, which really scares me. Really? Yep.

[C]

I think you're trying to say that you don't feel good, but you don't want to say that you don't feel good.

[A]

I think it's my body being like,

[C]

yeah, your body's saying no, so what's the point of pushing? Like, listen to your body. That could be the message that you send to the world.

[A]

Listen to your body.

[C]

Listen to your body.

[B]

Where are you gonna donate?

[A]

But I feel like Kobe was like, if you're by and Tom Brady.

[C]

Kobe wasn't stuffing his fucking face with pizza.

[B]

And sometimes these guys eat 10,000 calories in a day.

[A]

I saw a club.

[C]

It's. Yeah. Under, like, medical supervision.

[A]

I saw clothes.

[B]

This is medical supervision. I said don't drink the water. You said drink it.

[C]

It's not any sort of medical supervision.

[A]

What I was gonna say.

[B]

Should we find out if it's dangerous?

[C]

It is.

[B]

I don't think it's dangerous if he doesn't have anything.

[C]

He can listen to his body and say that he doesn't.

[B]

So what does your body think?

[A]

The other thing that's happening is just a little bit of pulsing in my ears, which I also.

[C]

Oh, I have that.

[A]

Okay. I don't normally so, Chuck, what do you mean? It's kind of a unique feeling. I've felt drunk before. I've never felt ear pulse. But I think I'm high and I'm high.

[C]

I mean, you eat this on a Tuesday night.

[A]

I think I'm okay now. Now, let me.

[B]

You're definitely drinking more than you normally sit.

[C]

Yeah, so just chill out on the water.

[B]

I would lay off the water right now. Maybe. Let's just take a little break.

[A]

Okay, guys, I'm good. Do I look like I'm gonna all of a sudden see, look over and die?

[C]

I don't know. I can only go by your word as a man, and I'm trying to go by your word.

[D]

Do you want me to tell you

[B]

what you look like right now? You look like a man whose face is graphically gained a little bit of weight in his face. Like, I see a little. A little weight gain.

[C]

You look like you don't. You don't.

[B]

There's like some shine.

[C]

That's the grease. And then pizza looks wet from this angle.

[B]

And then, Chuck, you also. I can't tell because your eyes are so dark. And they're always dark, but they might be like.

[A]

Are they moving?

[B]

No, no, no, no. I think, like, maybe the pupils are moving.

[C]

No, you're just stressed. Don't get stressed out.

[B]

I'm joking.

[A]

Okay. Do my pupils look normal?

[B]

They do.

[A]

I can't see.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I also just. Your pupils are fine.

[B]

Chuck. How are your pupils?

[A]

I feel totally fine. I thought that they were. Looked like they were on hallucinogen or something, but I think it's just the weight.

[B]

Are you full?

[A]

Am I full? Yeah, I'm full, Chuck.

[B]

And it looks like you're gaining weight. Just right here.

[A]

That's my most. What's it called? Insecure place to gain weight, Chuck.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Yeah. We have a photo shoot tonight. I just think this wasn't thought through, but.

[C]

Well, bye.

[A]

Med.

[B]

You just went bat bed. You said. I feel like this wasn't thought through,

[A]

but we'll have to replay that.

[C]

Can just unbutton the top button and give a little more slack to your shirt.

[B]

Your shirt's getting tighter, Chuck. Maybe the pounds are happening. Oh, you're starting to lose your footing again, aren't you?

[C]

Anyway, yeah.

[B]

You okay?

[A]

Change the. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, you can always just say that you have reached.

[B]

That you lost. You can always say, Benny, it could

[C]

be a good lesson for people in life that you don't have to take it too far, you know?

[B]

Well, I think it's an even better lesson that yet again, Benny's correct.

[C]

About what?

[B]

He's not gonna be able to gain £10.

[C]

But that's a. That is not. This is not something that's worth risking your life over. Yeah, you know, I don't think it is.

[B]

I wouldn't risk my life over it either.

[A]

I'm really playing around with the idea of growth. Of growth. And making this more about managing your own ego, doing the right thing. I mean, that's the example I want to set in this world.

[C]

I think that's a good example to try to set. And I think the payoff of setting

[B]

an example like that is giving $10,000

[C]

to me and that. Well, no to charity. Because why would he want it?

[B]

I would like it. I'd like my work.

[A]

Just put your TikTok up now. So I'll just film. I'll just speak to your audience.

[B]

I don't want my. You can film it how you want in this thing. I'm doing a specific. I'm doing my own documentary over here. Chuck, can you do a weigh in for me?

[A]

Yeah, okay. You guys are looking at me like.

[C]

Well, I never know if you're like.

[B]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Chuck, don't step on yet. Okay, now step on. Doing a quick 30 minute left. Weigh in. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Is he gaining?

[B]

I think you lost, chuck. You lost 0.6 pounds. Do you have your cell phone in your pocket?

[A]

No.

[B]

Go grab your cell phone.

[A]

Thank you for your honesty.

[B]

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[A]

Wait, look, I think I didn't step on it. Good.

[B]

Chucky, what are you doing? No, it doesn't work.

[C]

Just step off of it and restart. It doesn't.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

Putting my weight on it.

[B]

That's not how it works, Chuck.

[A]

I think I saw 181 or something.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

So it's over.

[B]

Hold on one second, Chuck.

[A]

I want it.

[B]

One second. So it looks like you lost 0.6 pounds during the sit down process.

[A]

Yeah, I think now what we're seeing is, you know, an ego and maybe even a decision to be a.

[C]

If you risk your health.

[B]

Oh, it feels great.

[C]

Like, I don't know, if you actually don't feel good, then it's absolutely not worth it if you feel okay much.

[B]

He doesn't even have a chest.

[C]

You feel okay?

[A]

I do feel okay.

[B]

You have no chance.

[A]

What? I wish I.

[B]

No chance.

[C]

Well, you do have two burritos left if you want.

[B]

Those two burritos only equal two pounds. He still won't do it.

[A]

I feel.

[B]

Can't do it.

[C]

This one's actually heavier.

[A]

You know what my biggest mistake was?

[B]

What?

[A]

Smoking weed because you're feeling the effects of the marijuana. I just don't know. I wish I would enter it in a sober space. So any kind of non sober feeling, I'd be like, well, that's a little weird. We've always known it was going to

[B]

come down to the last 15 minutes. Yeah, it's like, I want Jay to come in while you're doing. I want him to pray for you.

[C]

Let's fast forward in our lives as adult humans. We get to the end of this, you gain 10 pounds.

[B]

He doesn't gain 10 pounds.

[C]

Okay. You don't gain a 10 pound.

[B]

Unfortunately, he tries really hard and still doesn't.

[C]

What is the. What's the outcome? How do you feel about yourself? Or you do gain the 10.

[B]

You know, he doesn't gain the 10.

[C]

It's not that big of a deal. What are you doing it all for? You're gonna die.

[A]

We're all, we all knew that you

[B]

weren't gonna gain the 10 pounds.

[A]

The 10 pounds were gonna be really gained in the last five minutes.

[B]

You're not gaining 10.

[A]

So whatever we talk about right now, it's just for fun.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Just to shoot the shit out of it.

[B]

Yeah. Cool.

[A]

I believe that currently my state of mind is one that I feel like I'm gonna be the bigger man and be a good role model for society because I don't think people should push their bodies to limits to, you know, win a bet. Like, I think that's clearly not what people should be doing. And I know that if.

[C]

What do you think people should be doing in life? Being healthy, eating anti inflammatory.

[A]

Being healthy. I think the TB12 Tom Brady method is a good book to start.

[B]

How come you don't eat like that?

[C]

Do you think that people are confused?

[B]

How come neither one of you guys eat like that?

[C]

Well, speak for yourself.

[B]

I am speaking for myself. How come neither of you don't eat

[A]

like The Tom Brady 12 method? You know, you don't.

[B]

I eat a much healthier diet than everyone than Brady. I don't think I eat as healthy as Brady. No. Brady's too regimented.

[A]

What would you guys pair your Olipot flavor with a meal like for me, obviously I have a Shirley Temple and I would have probably a steak.

[C]

Ooh, medium rare steak. Interesting pair. I think I would have some like nice waffles, like at a nice little waffle, strawberry, vanilla duo type Situation.

[A]

Like a breakfast.

[C]

Like a breakfast.

[A]

And you? Okay.

[B]

I'm at Katz's Deli.

[A]

We're running out of time.

[C]

It's the food, not the experience.

[A]

Yeah, what food?

[B]

Cream soda, nostalgia deli, diner, Corned beef sandwich, rye.

[A]

Buy any two cans of Olipop in store and they'll pay you back for one. Any flavor, any retailer. Go to drinkollipop.com fks forward slash.

[B]

Always shortening my story.

[C]

Do you remember the couch I showed you?

[A]

This is Wayfair.

[C]

It is.

[A]

Wayfair is a furniture.

[C]

Yeah. It's like. Yes, it is. And they have an app which is also really great.

[A]

Are you just saying that or are you meaning.

[C]

I'm on it right now.

[A]

That's actually a beautiful. That's the couch you want?

[C]

Yeah. Well, I have to figure out what color.

[A]

I love that color. That green.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Find furniture, decor and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. That's W A Y F A I R.com Wayfair Every style, every home. Good. Did they say it was good?

[A]

That's good. Okay, we're back. Enjoy the episode everybody. See? I'll see you. Fuck. I legitimately thought and I still do think.

[B]

No, you're wrong.

[A]

You could consume 10 pounds of mass in a two hour period.

[B]

I think it's physical.

[A]

This is me being a pussy, but I think you should be a pussy. But like I'm scared to test the limits of the human body cause I don't know what could happen.

[C]

And like people like that do a lot of hot dog eating. They like train.

[A]

Yeah. And I don't know if you train that influence.

[B]

What are you talking about? You're just eating pizza. If we're doing it this way, we gotta cancel. We can't ever do a thing online. Sorry, what I'm saying, if we're gonna be.

[A]

No, that's not true. That's not true.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[A]

I think there is merit.

[C]

I think we can be sensitive.

[A]

It's not about eating pizza.

[C]

When we want to be sensitive. And we can be wrong and we can be.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I know what she's saying.

[C]

I'm saying I don't think, like, it's not all or nothing.

[B]

So don't eat the thing. I knew he wasn't going to do it and I told him not to drink the water.

[C]

I think the bigger message is just don't give in to the peer pressure.

[B]

But I put peer pressure. He's the one who said he wanted to do it.

[A]

I peer pressure myself.

[C]

I love peer pressure.

[A]

Yeah, you try to have everything and you can't say this was the only rule.

[C]

What was the only rule?

[A]

I just.

[B]

He can't do it.

[C]

Yeah, but, like, your framing can't do it in a way that is like, okay. That's like, all right, I'm enticing him to do it.

[B]

They don't live in reality. You. You can't do it.

[A]

I think you're also saying you shouldn't do it. And look at that. Jay Shetty is at the door right now.

[D]

What's up, guys?

[B]

I'm saying don't drink.

[A]

Hi.

[B]

Wait, wait.

[D]

Put my shoes nowhere.

[B]

Come on.

[C]

You came in at the perfect time.

[B]

You came in. In. How come he's allowed to touch you?

[A]

Oh, wait.

[D]

Why are we not allowed to touch?

[C]

Why don't you explain to Jay?

[B]

Do you want to explain your brilliant idea? Why don't you?

[C]

Hi. You can look around the room.

[A]

Good to see you.

[B]

You want it?

[A]

We're at a moral crossroads, okay. Which. Maybe you're the perfect guy to walk in.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Essentially, I'm scared now. A moral crossroads.

[C]

You came at the perfect guy.

[A]

And I didn't even think that this had anything to do with morality when we started.

[B]

Okay, Doug, you wanna have a bite of pizza?

[A]

I did not think that the thing that was gonna stop me from doing this was morality. Which is so disappointing, but at the same time satisfying.

[B]

No, it's not morality. You're framing it as that. No, I think morality is a factor, but I think.

[D]

What is it, though?

[B]

Even bigger. Faster than knowing that you can't do it.

[A]

I believed that somehow. We started talking about weight gaining and losing weight, and basically I said I can gain £10 in two hours. I think pretty easily.

[D]

And I say that's a mathematical impossibility.

[B]

That's what I.

[C]

No, wait. It's not impossible, is it?

[D]

It is impossible.

[B]

It's technically possible to gain the water weight, but it's highly unlikely. And I say it's highly unlikely.

[A]

It would take.

[C]

No, he just gained five pounds. No, but.

[D]

No.

[C]

Yes, he did.

[D]

No, you didn't weight. No, he didn't gain five pounds.

[C]

Yes, he did. We have it written down over there.

[A]

Where's Ratchet?

[D]

Maybe I don't know anything about gaining weight, I guess.

[A]

Well, it's just math. Yeah.

[D]

Or losing.

[A]

If you have that whole pizza there that weighs seven pounds and I eat the whole pizza, I'm going to be seven pounds heavy.

[C]

But here's the issue at hand is he's starting to say he doesn't feel good. Benny is.

[D]

What did you eat? How much meat?

[B]

Don't say. I hope you frame exactly what I said.

[C]

I'm gonna frame it again.

[B]

Correct me from the whole thing.

[C]

I witnessed it.

[B]

Yeah. Just explain it. And then I would love to pull out the camera and go back and look at it.

[D]

You just wanna weigh 10 pounds more. You're not putting on 10 pounds.

[B]

You're just gonna weigh 10 pounds.

[A]

At the halfway point, I had gained five pounds. We did. As this was happening, we started doing some research. And, like, I was shocked to learn that, like, you can die from drinking a liter of water.

[C]

Yeah. So now it's a moral dilemma of why are we doing this?

[A]

Yeah. If you want my honest opinion, I think I still think I can do it. We all knew it down to the last five minutes. No matter what, you can't do it. We all knew that I was gonna have X amount left. And I still.

[D]

We want you to be alive, Dave.

[A]

I do, too.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And so that's why I now.

[D]

We don't want you to, you know, take the risk.

[A]

I now am leaning.

[D]

I prefer you lose the bet. Is there a bet? Is there some sort.

[B]

There is.

[A]

$10,000.

[D]

$10,000.

[A]

Which has since been shifted to charity.

[D]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Nice. So no matter what, the world is winning. And I think what the truth of the matter is, Jay and I didn't think it was ever gonna go. I didn't think it was gonna go this way. But I don't wanna be the guy that, like, is risking his own life just to.

[D]

So wait, wait, you've quit. You're not gonna do it.

[B]

He needs you. Well, he does eat like a rat.

[C]

Do you wanna sit down?

[D]

I was like, yeah, I was about to touch on this.

[A]

Here's my fear. Cause I don't want even this existing to cause some sort of challenge, like drink.

[D]

Are you really feeling bad right now?

[A]

Yeah. Maybe it's not food.

[C]

Maybe it's the food that you've been eating.

[D]

Not physically.

[A]

Well, I'm not feeling great physically, but I'm okay. There was a period where I felt a little drunk, which was weird.

[D]

But we've all eaten a pizza and drank lots of water in a night.

[C]

Not a whole pizza like that.

[D]

Oh, maybe people have.

[B]

Yes, we have. I've eaten a pizza.

[C]

So then I guess you are okay.

[A]

Yeah, I've done that before.

[B]

I've eaten a whole pizza. There's no moral bad thing. People eat a pizza and drink.

[D]

I would eat a pizza and drink. A lot of the moral bad thing.

[A]

This is the moral bad thing.

[C]

Not listening to his body. He doesn't feel good. And he's trying to just do this thing because you say he can't do it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No.

[D]

I feel like I just woke up into a whodunit and everyone's guilty. This is that moment where they're like, no, you're the one. That's what I meant.

[C]

Yeah, we all are guilty.

[B]

I do just want to say one thing that all of us should know. There is not a moral thing wrong with having a funny eating contest with your friends. No.

[C]

It only becomes morally wrong to me when I see. When I feel like Dave was toeing the line of peer pressure, feeling like he had to prove something and like his own health. And to me, that is that response

[D]

to responsibility on Dave or the person betting them. Which.

[B]

Which one would you say?

[C]

I feel responsible because I'm taking place in this thing.

[D]

Interesting.

[A]

Yeah, I think so. By your logic.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't touch the water. I go all in on the pizza. Gain the weight.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Vomit. Sick. Alive.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Earlier in the episode, we were going down getting gallons of water. This goes on the Internet. Maybe everyone doesn't watch all two hours of it. Little Tommy in Poughkeepsie dies.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

Cause of the Friends Keep Secret episode where they said you could gain the ten pounds. And by the way, I only ate the pizza.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What do you feel?

[B]

What would I say? I would say what anything does when you're doing any one of these things. And at the head of the thing, I would say this was done under supervision and by research and everything. And you should not do this at home.

[A]

Is it immoral to try to eat all that pizza?

[C]

I don't know if moral. Immoral.

[B]

I don't think there's the right way.

[D]

I've eaten a whole pizza many times in my life.

[A]

I know, but in the broad context of everything that.

[D]

I don't think that.

[C]

That. But I think you guys are losing. You're losing the plot here. It's not eating a bunch.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I had no idea about that.

[C]

You can die from the pizza.

[B]

Maybe the real. No, from the real thing of our entire episode is we should.

[C]

Don't just do it fast.

[D]

Don't do it.

[B]

Why didn't you go back to the doctor?

[A]

Just lay the remainder.

[B]

Why didn't you go back to the doctor? And especially when esophageal cancer runs in

[C]

your family, this could also be an episode about. Not about keeping your cool.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, guys, there's one minute left.

[B]

Even if you eat the pizza, you're not gonna make it.

[C]

What does it say?

[A]

171? It says, but if I ate the pizza, it would have Doritos, and I don't think I should wait.

[D]

I just can't believe drinking a gallon of water is dangerous.

[B]

Hold on. Stop.

[C]

Well, I think it's. If you do it really fast.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then.

[B]

Okay, check.

[C]

Did you gain a pound by not even eating?

[A]

This would get it done. I wish I could put it up my ass.

[D]

Yeah, you'd have to drink it in one liter in, like.

[A]

Yeah, I wish I could.

[D]

In under 10 to 15 minutes.

[C]

That's a lot of extra time.

[D]

No, I think it's a good idea to give that money to Cherry. Yeah.

[B]

So sick.

[D]

It's a great conclusion.

[A]

And now I only have 20 seconds left, so that was great.

[B]

Great episode.

[D]

That is hilarious.

[A]

I just. I don't know.

[D]

I feel so bad. You don't feel good.

[A]

And then I lost my sense of sobriety, which then made me unable to discern what was causing. Like, there was a moment where I felt like. I felt like a little bit of sensation in my ears.

[C]

Do you think you were just chasing to me?

[B]

Unfortunately, the time's over. I love you. And we're gonna figure out what charity you're gonna be donating your $10,000 to. And I think it's a great thing that we're doing that.

[A]

And let me tell you.

[B]

You too.

[A]

And let me tell you who.

[D]

That's beautiful.

[A]

At the end of the day, who did. This is me.

[C]

Who did.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I. There's a version of me that would be on the ground right now, having just drank all the water, eaten all the pizza, who would have been vomiting and maybe ultimately seizing and hospitalized.

[B]

I thought you were gonna say winning. No.

[C]

And you stood against it. Cause you realized it wasn't worth it.

[D]

You should give it to a water distribution charity. That's what you should do.

[A]

Oh, actually, I'm pretty committed to giving it to some sort of funding of a member message to convey the opposite of what this message could be. And time.