The Wiz Khalifa Episode

Summary

Friends Keep Secrets — The Wiz Khalifa Episode

Podcast: Friends Keep Secrets
Hosts: benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), Kristin Batalucco
Guest: Wiz Khalifa
Date: April 20, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Friends Keep Secrets throws viewers into a relaxed, hilarious, and deeply personal hangout at Dave and Kristin’s LA home, as rap icon Wiz Khalifa drops by. With stoned conversations, candid debates about masculinity, hip-hop, parenting, and much more, the episode zigzags through laughs and vulnerability, blending absurd topics (the dynamics of male orgasm and tattooing body parts) with sharp cultural commentary. The loose, familiar dynamic between all the hosts and Wiz gives listeners a true "fly on the wall" experience.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Wiz’s Arrival & Nicknames

• Wiz makes a “grand entrance” and immediately gifts the group some of his weed, Swirl.
• Playful banter about nicknames: whether it feels weird for romantic partners to use stage names, or if anyone ever calls Wiz just “W,” which spirals into jokes about names and introductions.
  • “My real name’s not Wiz. My real name’s Cameron.” — Wiz Khalifa (01:15)

Everyday Language & Rap Fame

• Jack confesses he used to say “take a Khalifa” or “a whiz” for going to pee, leading to laughs about how iconic Wiz’s name is.
  • “I be like, yo, I gotta go take a Wiz Khalifa.” — Wiz Khalifa (03:13)
  • Wiz mentions P. Diddy as the only other rapper with such a built-in bathroom pun.

Debates on Male Orgasm Mechanics

• Long, absurdly detailed exchange about whether “clenching” or “pushing” is the male standard for orgasm, with input from Wiz.
  • “During ejaculation, most men experience rhythmic muscle contractions rather than a simple push.” — Jack, reading from Yahoo Scout (05:12)
  • "You're supposed to just release." — Wiz Khalifa (05:57)
• Ends with everyone agreeing to test the other’s method as homework.

Weed, Lifestyle Changes, & Addiction

• Discussion of personal histories with weed.
  • Wiz estimates he smokes “like 30 joints a day” (00:53).
  • Both he and the hosts reflect on periods of stopping and returning to weed, and how weed affects social situations, productivity, and even vacations.
  • “There is a cap on fun without weed, bro. But that's just because weed is so good.” — Wiz Khalifa (19:27)

Rap Beefs & Culture

• Deep dive into the Kendrick vs. Drake beef, competitiveness in hip-hop, and how personality shapes one’s approach.
  • “I like to see people keep it 100, keep that same energy, bro. Compete out loud.” — Wiz Khalifa (09:24)
  • He jokes about how he could just respond with his laugh and “win” any beef due to his laid-back persona.
  • Wiz notes that accepting yourself is key, referencing how Drake and Kendrick play different roles in rap.
  • “The more on your own dick you are as a rapper, the better you are.” — Wiz Khalifa (13:12)

Kanye, Max B, and the Twitter "KK" Incident

• Recounts the infamous Twitter misunderstanding where Kanye thought Wiz was referencing Kim Kardashian, when in reality "KK" stood for Khalifa Kush, his weed strain.
  • “I was like, KK is Khalifa Kush. … just relax. And then everybody just went crazy after that.” — Wiz Khalifa (16:43)

Parenting & Weed

• Honest talk about parenting as a famous stoner, generational changes, and setting boundaries for his son Sebastian.
  • “Parenting definitely changes your weed habits.” — Wiz Khalifa (20:11)
  • On whether his 12-year-old smokes: “Fuck no.” (20:45)
  • “I'm not strict, but I'm like, the big homie. … We talk about everything.” — Wiz Khalifa (22:32)
  • Also broad reflections on how kids today mostly play video games and go to the mall, rather than experimenting with drugs as young as Wiz did.

Sleepovers, Growing Up, and Masturbation Taboos

• Spirals into comic, open discussion on male adolescence, sleepover experiences, and masturbation.
  • Jack confesses to group “non-watching” jerk-off sessions as a Jewish sleepover thing—everyone else denies ever doing it with friends.
  • Wiz recalls discovering masturbation by accident as a kid: “I was, like, putting lotion on, and it was like, oh, wow, that's taking too long. I'm at this one spot for a little too long...” (25:01)

Relationships, Jealousy, and Sex Toys

• Real, sometimes awkward, talk about whether their partners feel threatened by masturbation or vibrators, with Wiz and Krista weighing in on finding balance.
  • “He's threatened by the machines.” — Kristin, teasing Jack
  • “There's nothing wrong with it...” — Wiz Khalifa on vibrators (27:36)

Weed & Creativity in Rap

• Wiz explains why being high makes his work—especially group sessions—better, while he prefers being alone when recording studio vocals.
  • “Mine is more for, like, working with people around me because... when I'm not stoned... I'm just, like, kind of in my own world.” — Wiz Khalifa (30:04)

Recording, Hooks, & Melodic Rap

• Fun breakdown of writing hooks, singing vs. rapping, and risking singing as a rapper.
  • “To me, the hook is the easiest part. It's so easy to write hooks.” — Wiz Khalifa (32:12)
  • Hosts and Wiz discuss the mobility between genres, referencing “See You Again” as a prime example.

Wiz’s Influence, Vlogging, and the Blog Era

• The group acknowledges Wiz as a pioneer of vlogging among rappers—alongside Soulja Boy—and his impact on artists like Tyler, the Creator and Mac Miller.
  • “[He] invented the vlog.” — Kristen (36:31)
  • “We're more of the direct to consumer type of artist because of our personality.” — Wiz Khalifa (37:28)

Parenting, Muay Thai, and Physical Self-Defense

• Touches on the challenges of having a daughter and hypothetical boyfriends, and then pivots (hilariously) into demonstrations of Muay Thai moves and fighting tactics.
  • “I train Muay Thai.” — Wiz Khalifa (44:13)
  • Wiz demonstrates kicks and recounts how fighting skills have shifted his confidence.
  • “That shit wouldn't even take 60 seconds.” — Wiz Khalifa on fighting all three hosts at once (48:16)

Tattoos & Meaning

• Lightning round on tattoos—favorite and regretted ones, plans for more, and whether he'd ever tat his “dick or balls.”
  • “I wouldn't tat the dick.” — Wiz Khalifa (53:45)
  • “I got Bash's name up here...” — Wiz on favorite tattoos (52:52)

Philosophy, Best & Worst Days, and Emotional Resilience

• Wiz states he hasn’t really experienced “the worst day” and focuses on the positives.
  • “I haven't had the worst day yet.” — Wiz Khalifa (50:22)
  • Cites the birth of his child as his best day, only crying to music or movies—not pain or sadness.
  • “I cry when I listen to music, bro.” — Wiz Khalifa (51:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Rap Name Puns:
  • “I never thought about that. I gotta go take a P. Diddy.” — Wiz Khalifa (03:07)
• On Rap Beef:
  • “I like to see people keep it 100 … Compete out loud.” — Wiz Khalifa (09:24)
  • “I could just do the Wiz laugh, and everybody would be like, oh, he won.” — Wiz Khalifa (10:35)
• On Parenting & Boundaries:
  • “I'm not strict, but I'm like, the big homie.” — Wiz Khalifa (22:32)
• On Hooks:
  • “To me, the hook is the easiest part. It's so easy to write hooks.” — Wiz Khalifa (32:12)
• On Vlogging:
  • “He used to do this thing where every week he’d make the video … it was like the first era of seeing, like, streaming and all this stuff. Like, you invented it.” — Kristen (36:31)
• On Fighting Skills:
  • “That shit wouldn't even take 60 seconds.” — Wiz Khalifa on beating up hosts (48:16)
• On Tattoos:
  • “I wouldn't tat the dick.” — Wiz Khalifa (53:45)
• On Emotional Resilience:
  • “I haven't had the worst day yet.” — Wiz Khalifa (50:22)
  • “I cry when I listen to music, bro.” — Wiz Khalifa (51:43)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:25 — Wiz Khalifa arrives, brings weed, jokes about gifts and nicknames.
• 01:15 — Reveals his real name is Cameron; discusses how romantic partners address him.
• 03:13 — Bathroom puns and rap name culture.
• 05:57 - 08:14 — Hyper-specific debate over clenching vs. pushing during orgasm.
• 09:24 - 13:12 — Deep talk about rap beef, competition, Drake vs. Kendrick.
• 16:43 — The Twitter “KK” incident with Kanye and Max B.
• 19:27 — “Cap on fun without weed,” weed’s role in enjoyment, addiction talk.
• 20:11 - 22:32 — Parenting, setting boundaries, Sebastian and modern teens.
• 25:01 — Wiz’s “accidental” first masturbation experience.
• 30:04 — Why weed makes creative/social situations better for Wiz.
• 32:12 — Hooks vs. verses; moving between singing and rapping.
• 36:31 - 39:18 — Wiz's role in inventing vlogging, his influence on a generation.
• 44:13 - 50:22 — Parenting, hypothetical boyfriends, Muay Thai, and fighting skills.
• 50:22 - 51:43 — Best day: birth of son; “I haven't had the worst day yet.”
• 53:45 - 55:02 — The “dick and balls tattoos” segment.

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Episode Tone & Chemistry

• Language & Tone: Wildly informal, irreverent, deeply honest, and often hilarious. The warmth, teasing, and openness between Wiz and the hosts carries throughout.
• Vibe: “Sit-in with old friends.” Listeners hear real stories, embarrassing admissions, and classic stoner wisdom, punctuated by bursts of laughter and the hosts’ glowing admiration for Wiz’s career, resilience, and attitude.

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In Short

A playful, sprawling, revealing hang with Wiz Khalifa, blending high-level rap insights, vulnerable moments on parenting and grief, utterly weird debates about sexuality, martial arts moves, and an enduring celebration of being yourself—on your own terms. Anchored by Wiz’s chill, wise, and funny persona, it’s a model Friends Keep Secrets episode offering both depth and dumb fun in equal measure.

Transcript

[Kristen]

Kristen said she's used to hanging out with rappers a lot. Wait, Kristen, when did you hang out with rappers Mochi? What?

[Krista]

Seven years?

[Jack]

Has there been any other rapper you've ever hung out with besides me?

[Kristen]

Why'd you say you used to hang out with rappers and basketball players?

[Krista]

I think I was lying.

[Jack]

Speaking of rappers.

[Kristen]

Oh, wait, I got a P. I'll do it later. I'll do it later. We gotta be here for the grand entrance.

[Krista]

Hold it.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Shut up, buddy. Wow. Wow, Wiz. I haven't seen you in forever. Hey, Jeff. It's you.

[Krista]

I'm Krista.

[Jack]

Krista, my boy.

[Wiz Khalifa]

How you doing, White Boo?

[Jack]

Come on in.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got you guys a gift. Oh, what's up, fool?

[Jack]

One of the most iconic rappers of all time, no question.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You smoking? What Wiz smokes Swirl. It's the best weed in the world.

[Jack]

Young, wild and free.

[Krista]

Really great weed.

[Wiz Khalifa]

My real fans, they just love me. Oh, Wiz.

[Kristen]

How many joints do you smoke a day?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Probably like 30.

[Jack]

Could you kick Benny in the head and see if he can take it? 2, 3.

[Kristen]

Do all your friends call you Wiz?

[Krista]

Isn't that your name?

[Jack]

Does anybody ever call you W?

[Wiz Khalifa]

W?

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Krista]

Is Wiz not your real name?

[Kristen]

Yeah, Wiz is his real name.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Why don't I start calling you W?

[Kristen]

She said, is Wiz not your real name? His name's Wiz.

[Wiz Khalifa]

My real name's not Wiz. My real name's Cameron.

[Krista]

Is that a dumb question? I don't know.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah.

[Jack]

Wait, so you're dating a girl? Are you weirded out? Like, if a girl I was dating called me, like, Dicky, I would blow my head, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Hell no. Do they call you Cameron? Meet a chick that I plan on dating. I tell her my name first.

[Jack]

For sure. Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, no. Girls, like, when you meet a girl, you're so. I mean, they do.

[Jack]

Hi, I'm Cameron.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah. Nah, for sure.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

If they're like, I'm gonna go to Wiz's house, I'll be like, you don't gotta call me that. Like, we're cool. You can call me my real name,

[Kristen]

but like a girl.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You know what I'm saying? Like, for sure.

[Kristen]

A girl that you just met, like

[Jack]

the night she said, yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like Wiz. Yeah. Nah, I'll introduce myself as Cameron.

[Jack]

Yeah, you will.

[Kristen]

No matter what.

[Wiz Khalifa]

100%.

[Jack]

Yeah. But never say, hi, I'm Lil Dude.

[Kristen]

But what if a girl. So if a girl, what would you do? So a girl's having sex with you and she's like, oh, Wiz. He was like, are you like, hey. Are you like, shh. It's Cameron.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I mean, that's cool.

[Kristen]

Yeah. Maybe some girls will start saying W after this.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, shit, bro.

[Jack]

W. You know, I have to confess something, and I think this reflects well on you, but I wonder if you'll be insulted by this.

[Kristen]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Jack]

I shouldn't have prefaced it like that. I think it reflects very well because it reflects to how popular you are. When I in my past, like, I always try to make jokes. I seek the joke. And I, at a period in my life, referred to peeing, I would be like, I'm gonna go take a Khalifa. A whiz.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nice.

[Jack]

Yeah, but I hope you don't interpret that as, like, me saying, like, you're,

[Wiz Khalifa]

you know, I'm piss. Yeah, yeah.

[Kristen]

No, he did always used to be like. He'd be like, I'm gonna go take a kuma. I think it was cool.

[Jack]

And everyone gets the joke, right?

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Jack]

It speaks to, like, the mainstream nature of who you are.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Splow me up, because there's only two that you can say. You can say, I'm gonna go take a P. Diddy. That one goes crazy too. I never thought about that. I gotta go take a P. Diddy.

[Kristen]

Wow.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I love it. But I even my fucking self be like, yo, I gotta go take a Wiz Khalifa.

[Kristen]

You never said. You've never said that.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I swear to God, I say that shit, yo.

[Jack]

But you've never said. You've never said, I gotta take a Khalifa. Just without the Wiz.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Just a Khalifa.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No.

[Jack]

Do you ever get too high?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Too high for me is like, I think I'm about to die.

[Kristen]

Have you ever been scared? Oh, wait, wait. We were just having this conversation today.

[Jack]

The other day, I jerked off and I came without even touching myself.

[Krista]

You, like, rubbed on something?

[Jack]

No, I sat there, watched the porn, and I just, like, pushed.

[Kristen]

What do you mean, pushed?

[Jack]

Pushed, like the way you'd poop.

[Kristen]

You mean you clenched?

[Jack]

No, opposite of clench. Push.

[Krista]

Well, what are you pushing?

[Jack]

I'm pushing the cum out of my jaw.

[Kristen]

No, most people, they use scoop, and it makes your penis flutter.

[Jack]

No, flutter.

[Kristen]

It clenches.

[Jack]

Yeah. I can make my dick dance.

[Kristen]

If I squeeze when you cum, your cum isn't pushing.

[Jack]

I disagree. If I close my butthole, I'm slowing slash stopping cum.

[Kristen]

The way the stuff comes out of my penis is because I'm going like. I'm, like, squeezing.

[Jack]

Oh, I'm the opposite. I'm pushing.

[Kristen]

No, I think it's. I Think.

[Jack]

But I've also probably never clenched when I've come.

[Kristen]

Everyone clenches when they come.

[Jack]

I'll call Gaydiff.

[Kristen]

Yeah, call Gayda.

[Jack]

Pushing question.

[Kristen]

Whatever.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You know when you come, right?

[Jack]

Are you pushing like you would when you're peeing? Or are you clenching the way you would to, like, cut off a poop?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm probably clenching, bro.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Krista]

I can't even weigh in on this.

[Jack]

I'm gonna go to the Internet and find out what it says, so don't mind me. I'm just gonna be on Yahoo Scout getting to the bottom of it.

[Kristen]

What?

[Krista]

That's a Yahoo Scout.

[Jack]

You don't know Yahoo Scout?

[Krista]

I know Yahoo.

[Jack]

Yeah, it's like AI Answer Engine type shit.

[Krista]

I like that. And it's named Scout.

[Jack]

And by the way, we don't even have to divulge that. Yeah, we're in business with them, but they already. We respect you and we're not gonna lie. During ejaculation, most men experience rhythmic muscle contractions rather than a simple push.

[Wiz Khalifa]

So I win.

[Kristen]

Rather, the dick clenches. It's rhythmic pulse. What is that? Clench your penis right now.

[Jack]

Maybe we should call Wiz and ask Wiz Khalifa.

[Kristen]

I think this might be the craziest question you've ever been asked. Okay, when he. Or I won't even say it. Okay, when you come, let's just use jerking off. Cause it's the easiest example. Okay, when you're about to come, do you push or do you, like, clinch like you're stopping a poop?

[Wiz Khalifa]

You're supposed to just release.

[Jack]

What's that mean, though?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, just let go?

[Kristen]

Yes, but when your dick dances, like,

[Wiz Khalifa]

does, like that thing.

[Kristen]

Are you pushing or are you. Like, when you pee, you push. But when you. Yeah, when you shit.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, when you pee.

[Kristen]

Yeah, you're pushing.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You do push. But when you run out of pee. Yeah, you do. Like, yeah, you clinch.

[Kristen]

Yeah, you click.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's a clinch.

[Kristen]

It's like a flex on a.

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's a flex. It's a flex.

[Kristen]

Is that what happens to you when you come, though?

[Jack]

Yeah, but that's not the question.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But you're not like, doing multiple dick flexes.

[Kristen]

You're just like, no, it just happens.

[Jack]

No, no, no.

[Kristen]

Okay, okay, you explain.

[Jack]

I just think that everyone misinterprets the question.

[Kristen]

They don't. I think you're just the only guy who pushes.

[Jack]

I know that the dick spasms and dances. I know that.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Right?

[Jack]

And I know if I had a boner or like even a half boner, and I was just standing here. I could make my dick dance by clenching, right? I know that if I'm not coming, I'm just like hanging out. I have a boner. I can make it move by clenching my butthole. I know that. And I think because the dick dances when it comes. I think everybody's like interpreting this question and thinking like, oh, my dick dances when I come, I clench when my dick dances. So I'm clenching when I come.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Right.

[Jack]

But my argument is. And I just, I thought everyone did this. When I come, I push. Like when you pee.

[Kristen]

No.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Okay.

[Jack]

Or even when you shit.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Okay.

[Jack]

Something's leaving my body. I'm pushing.

[Kristen]

No, no, I don't.

[Jack]

I'm just telling you that.

[Kristen]

Oh, that's what you do.

[Jack]

That's what I do.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's crazy.

[Jack]

You've been coming wrong. And what I'm saying is even when I'm coming and I'm pushing, I'm not clenching. My dick is still dancing.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Right, right, right.

[Jack]

And I think that's the way that you're supposed to come when your dick is dancing and you're so neutral and open and just like pushing.

[Kristen]

No, but pushing is like putting in effort.

[Jack]

It's like trying to get the most piss out. I feel like when I push, I'm trying to make the most cum come out of the gut.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's crazy. That's good.

[Kristen]

Yeah, it's crazy, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, I fuck with it though. I mean, that's a different technique.

[Kristen]

You should try. Everyone do the other way.

[Jack]

I'm trying to try it the other way. I feel like the other way. You guys are like ever the world's missing out on what it's like to fight. I don't know, maybe you.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's what I'm saying. I mean, maybe it's like more to it.

[Jack]

Try it tonight. I'm going to try clenching tonight and then we can get on text tomorrow. How serious?

[Wiz Khalifa]

But I feel like your way might be better.

[Jack]

I don't know logically for sure.

[Kristen]

We'll see.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it seems like it. We met, you weren't smoking all like that.

[Kristen]

You were like, oh, I stopped for a while.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You was like, I don't fuck with weed.

[Kristen]

Yeah, I stopped smoking and I had a girlfriend who got me back. You know, I used to be super pothead. Then I stopped smoking for a long time cuz I had a freak out. And then you didn't like weed, you

[Wiz Khalifa]

didn't wear shoes and you didn't like designer clothes.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You was like, I don't spend money on anything. Blah, blah, blah, on that type of shit. And then, like, five years later, I seen you at a party with Abel and you had shoes on. You were smoking weed, and you had, like, six chains on. I was like, what the fuck happened?

[Kristen]

I still don't wear designer clothes.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You were like, bro, you were like, I, like, nice shit. He was like, I actually do. He was like, I enjoy it.

[Kristen]

I do. Like, nice shit. I was like, yes.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Okay, cool. All right.

[Jack]

Okay. Random question, but how did you feel just witnessing the Drake, Kendrick stuff, like, as a rapper and you, like, witnessed that?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I felt like. I personally think that that type of shit is good for rap because people act so fake with each other, and they forget that it's a competition. And they'll compete secretly, but they won't compete out loud. And I like to see people keep it 100, keep that same energy, bro. Compete out loud.

[Kristen]

But what would you do if, like, Kendrick dissed you in a song? Would you be like, oh, my God. Cause then you gotta, like, no.

[Krista]

Hurt your feelings. It won't hurt your feelings. No.

[Kristen]

What do you mean? I'm just gonna think of, like, not hurt your feelings. You're just saying, holy shit. Like, my whole, like, year just changed. I have to, like. I have to, like, do research. And are you gonna respond? Not if. That. We won't say Kendrick Lamont. Just like, if, like, some, like, rapper that's, like, the best, like, like, rap about, you have to say something.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I think, like, for me, I don't have that character, so don't nobody want to see me do that. Yeah, it's not gonna make anybody excited. Yeah. Be like, oh, bro, just smoke some weed and chill, man. You should. You should have just laughed at that shit that he said. I can get away with just laughing. Yeah. I don't gotta battle nobody. I just do the Wiz laugh, and everybody be like, oh, he won.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Krista]

So deep down, you could just, like, go off or. No, you didn't even have that.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I mean, like, you just gotta accept where you're at. Like, I feel like Drake really wants to be, like, a hardcore rapper, but he's really successful, mainstream, and the ladies love his music. So you just gotta, like, accept, like, what you're good at. It's a great place to be.

[Kristen]

Kendrick's, like, in, like, a laboratory, like, putting the rhymes together. Like, he's like.

[Wiz Khalifa]

The battle works better for him.

[Kristen]

Yeah, he's so.

[Jack]

Well, yeah, but Drake is so unbelievable.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I feel like Drake, he's really talented.

[Jack]

More than really I honestly think, like, he isn't. Obviously, he gets his fair due. But, like, him as just a pure rapper. Of course, he all the hits just as a pure rapper. I don't know how, like, to me, there's, like, very little people.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I think he's got a curse because he's so good.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, people don't even get surprised at,

[Jack]

like, I know it's himself.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's how good he is. They're like, of course.

[Jack]

Yeah, yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

And he's like, fuck, man. You feel like he's just dumping that shit. And they're like, yeah, duh.

[Kristen]

Like an abusive relationship with LeBron.

[Jack]

It's like the expectation of LeBron being in the final is like, of course you're gonna have 38, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

He's like, bro, I'm busting my ass.

[Krista]

Haiti is abusing these men.

[Jack]

He's just music. He's the best rapping I've ever heard in my life. He's so good at rapping.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Bless you.

[Jack]

Right.

[Krista]

He's feeling like a horse over here.

[Wiz Khalifa]

He's a really good rapper. He's a really good writer. He's really good at channeling where we are culturally as well. And just, like, if you can, like, time capsule or if you hear his shit, you know exactly what year that shit came out.

[Krista]

Yeah. Am I naive to say that, like, rap doesn't have this element of, like, you kind of competitive? Yeah, but it's, like, the most competitive sport, even though it's not a sport. Well, it is kind of like, it's like, the most competitive thing, and it's the most vocally competitive. Like, most.

[Jack]

Well, if you think about it, a lot of the contents of rap is like, someone, you know, talking about their own journey and how great that they feel they are. So it's already kind of a braggadocious entrance where you're being like, no, I'm the best here. I'm the guy. So it's like when you're making all the content based on that mentality and he's over there being like, no, actually, I'm the guy. You're like, he's not the guy.

[Kristen]

I'm the guy.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm the guy. And then, you know, that's what it is.

[Krista]

Yeah. But I feel like that's also part of human nature that only rap can kind of.

[Jack]

That's why I love being rapper level. And it's true, like, even in certain other places, like, it'd be inappropriate to carry yourself, like, so outwardly, like, you're thinking of a guy But I really do feel like I'm a guy and being a rapper, like, it's like I always say, like, yeah, it let me have my voice.

[Wiz Khalifa]

The more on your own dick you are as a rapper, the better you are. Like, you have to tell people, like, yo, I'm the shit.

[Jack]

Totally.

[Krista]

Well, could there ever be a rapper who's just, like, in the background being and his whole shtick is just, like, not being the shit?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, he's not gonna be.

[Jack]

Well, hold on. Excuse me, Little Dicky. That's the entire shtick.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I don't think that's the shtick, though. Like, secretly, like, sleeping yourself, but you're good as fuck, though.

[Jack]

I agree. But I think if there is a shtick and even why Lil Dicky? It's like it's me making fun of myself and being the opposite of I'm the shit. But still, while trying to still kind of make it clear, I do feel

[Wiz Khalifa]

that I am, I think just coming from outside in, it's like you're disarming people, but you're not really saying you cutting their throat. And that's like. That's the move is like, you're gonna get more embarrassed by fucking with you?

[Kristen]

Yeah. Jack, have you been secretly waiting for someone to do, like, a rap beef with you, or is it the pressure it would take you so long?

[Jack]

Your problem with the whole rap beef thing is, I'll tell you, speed is not my strength. Turnaround time.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Really? Oh, my God, no.

[Kristen]

So slow. A year. The person might be dead by the time.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Wait, I'm fucking dissing him way too soon.

[Jack]

Years later.

[Kristen]

Yeah, it's.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm not even on that no more. I got kids now.

[Jack]

What about Kanye for me, you know, whatever I feel about Drake today, I felt about Kanye when I was a kid and we're the same age. He came and totally rocked my world and connected with me in a way that I've never been connected with. How did he impact you as a kid?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I feel like Kanye was ahead of his time. Like, really ahead of his time. Because when he was coming out and he was making beats for, like, Jay Z and Beanie Siegel and, you know, young Chris and Cam and all of them. Like, the way that people viewed rap was totally different. So we had never had anybody like Kanye who was street sophisticated. Not really street sophisticated, but in the streets. Yeah, getting sophisticated, but, like, musically inclined too. Like, he really understood music and more of a nerdy perspective taste as well. Not in a bad way of a nerd, but even when it Came to clothes and fashion. Like, we looked at clothes differently in the hood than Kanye did. You know what I mean? His whole approach was elevated, and that's all it was. That's why he was ahead of his time. Cause it was so elevated, and it took people a minute to get onto it. I think.

[Jack]

Are you one of those people?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Not me, because I was into his first album. I wasn't riding around banging. And it wasn't because it wasn't good.

[Kristen]

Remember when Kanye tweeted something? What was it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, yeah. When he did, he went on a rant about me.

[Kristen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't?

[Jack]

I don't.

[Kristen]

Oh, my God. It's the best tweet. What's the tweet?

[Wiz Khalifa]

It was crazy not to, like, kick him while he's wherever he's at. Cause I don't got no issues with him. But he was making an album, and he was gonna call it Waves. And I publicly said that nobody should be making an album called Waves because Max B is in jail, and that's his word, right? And I was like, nobody was fucking with Max B. Like, don't make an album called Waves. I was like. Cause Max B's my man. He just got out of jail.

[Kristen]

I know.

[Wiz Khalifa]

And everybody's giving him his love, which they should. And I'm like, cool. That's how it should be. Acknowledge him. Don't, like, take his fucking word and try to revolutionize it. So he got mad at me, which he should have, like. You know what I'm saying? Cause I was coming at him. You know what I mean? So he got mad at me, and he said something on Twitter, and I was like, just hit the KK and relax. And he was like, don't ever disrespect my wife. Blah, blah, blah, this, that, and the other thing, like, you coming at my wife. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, KK is Khalifa Kush. I was like, it's Weave, fool. And I was like, just relax. And then everybody just went crazy after that. Cause he went on whole ranch.

[Jack]

It was like a miscommunication. On Twitter.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Called her kk.

[Jack]

Guys, Wiz is not going to sleep over. At a certain point, he's going to leave. And I'd like to order food for that time. I'm going to use door dash to get ahead of it.

[Kristen]

Whoa, what are you ordering?

[Jack]

Ice cream.

[Krista]

Ooh. Will you get some cookies?

[Jack]

Yes.

[Krista]

Oh, and some chips.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Of course.

[Kristen]

I think you might have to place that order and then place a totally different order, because I need A few other things.

[Jack]

Why would they have to be different orders?

[Kristen]

Because I think that thing is going to be more like a convenience store, grocery store, and I need a high class establishment because I'd like a full meal. Cheesesteak.

[Krista]

You want like full?

[Kristen]

So I'd like a cheesesteak.

[Jack]

I'm gonna be honest. I'm down to do 35 different orders from Doordash.

[Kristen]

Okay, great.

[Jack]

Order the craziest items on the Doordash app now. You know, they thought about making it doordash.

[Kristen]

What's the longest you've ever gone without smoking weed? Me?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Probably like four days.

[Kristen]

Do you feel insane?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, it's cool. I'll be tripping. I'll be good. Especially at this point. Like when I was younger, I probably would have tweaked the fuck out.

[Kristen]

Yeah. But I'm saying, like, peak cushion orange juice time. You get on a flight and you go to another country and they're like, you can't have weed for the next three days.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I wasn't going. Fuck that. Yeah, okay, so hell yeah.

[Kristen]

You went. Would you.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Would you give back then?

[Kristen]

If somebody said, I'll give you a million dollars, would you do it for. For five days?

[Wiz Khalifa]

At that point, right now or at that point?

[Kristen]

At that point, you want me to

[Wiz Khalifa]

go back in the past?

[Kristen]

Yeah, I want you to go back in the past. This is an interview. We're gonna be going back to the past all day, baby. It's not an interview. We're just hanging out.

[Jack]

We're just hanging out.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But back then, if somebody gave me a million dollars or go to a country where I couldn't smoke weed for five days. For five days. Nah, I wasn't doing it.

[Jack]

I gotta tell you, I didn't even realize how kind of borderline addicted I am to weed, to have fun. Until I went on our vacation together in Italy and we were too scared to, like, bring weed with us. And so we got there and didn't have any weed. And truly, I felt like there's really a cap on how fun this whole vacation can be without weed.

[Wiz Khalifa]

For sure.

[Jack]

And then I felt kind of ashamed that I felt that way, but it was my truth. And then luckily, some fan gave you some weed and we walked like three miles back to his random hostel. Remember that?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, I agree. There is a cap on fun without weed, bro. But that's just because weed is so good. Like, a lot of people don't, like, understand weed or they can't function when they're on it, so they don't get to get the benefits of it and shit. You know what I mean?

[Kristen]

And weed automatically makes me feel better in any situation, but I can't function fully on it.

[Jack]

Like, I cannot drive a car high.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Really?

[Kristen]

What do you do? Cause I smoke weed. What do you do when you have a kid? How does that work? Like, and you gotta, like, take care of the kid.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You guys didn't have kids yet?

[Jack]

No.

[Kristen]

No, not yet.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Okay, so what?

[Jack]

So I'd be scared if it was like, 8pm Normally I'd be trying to get high, but then, like, what if there's a medical emergency that I have to be like, I don't know. I'm nervous about my ability to respond.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, parenting definitely changes your weed habits. Okay, so when my son was a baby, that's when I realized, like, okay, I gotta figure out when I wanna smoke and how to smoke. Because what it really is, is, like, you don't have time to do that shit. Yeah, and then you're going, like, in the middle of the day, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with me? And you're like, oh, shit, I didn't smoke no weed yet.

[Kristen]

But now what happens when. So now you know. Sebastian's like, What? He's like, 12 now. So. Okay, so he's like, 12 now. He sees that you. Does he smoke weed?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Fuck no.

[Kristen]

So. And now what do you do? Like, has he asked you about it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Fuck no. Well, he knows about weed, but he. Not.

[Kristen]

Obviously he knows about weed. On your Instagram, you're just smoking.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But he's not gonna smoke, though.

[Jack]

How old were you ever?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I mean, not at least till he's 21.

[Jack]

Interesting.

[Kristen]

Is he ever just like, dad, can I smoke weed?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No.

[Kristen]

He's never asked you.

[Krista]

He probably knows us for a while.

[Jack]

You were smoking when you were like. Were you smoking at, like, 16, 17, 18?

[Kristen]

I smoked when I was 11.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I was smoking when I was. It was too young. It wasn't appropriate the age that I was smoking at, but I didn't have the right guidance.

[Jack]

Yeah, I agree with you.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Correct.

[Kristen]

Are his friends smoking weed?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No.

[Krista]

He's 12.

[Kristen]

No, no. But kids try weed. I tried weed when I was 11 years old.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, kids try weed, but kids are different these days.

[Kristen]

Oh, really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Ye. You don't have kids, so you don't know that.

[Kristen]

Do they think weed's, like, corny?

[Wiz Khalifa]

They just not doing what we was doing when we were that age? Some kids are, but it just depends on, like, the circumstances and where they're at.

[Kristen]

Like, what do they do?

[Jack]

I Like, the suite a lot.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm really happy.

[Krista]

I really like the suite.

[Kristen]

What do they do?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Kids?

[Kristen]

Yeah. Like, what do they do now? Like, kids that are.

[Wiz Khalifa]

They play video games and watch streams and shit, right? They, like. They do. Do, like, normal shit, like, link up and go to the mall and stuff like that.

[Krista]

Does that make you. When, like, you. They wanna go to the mall? Are you like.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, they're just linking up being kids. He's 12 now, so a lot of his friends are having bar mitzvahs and bar mitzvahs.

[Krista]

That's true.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But I be warning him. Cause like you said, that's where the kids, like, smoke weed and do little shit at. So, like, I get him Ubers to go there so he could pull up and be the man. But I'm like, if you got somebody who's trying to give you some weed or try to do something that you know you're not supposed to do, make the right decision. Don't be into that shit and tell me, because I'm not gonna think that shit is cool. It's not fun. It's not.

[Kristen]

Are you strict?

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's not appropriate. I'm not strict, but I'm like, the big homie. You know what I'm saying?

[Kristen]

Yeah. So he comes and tells you everything.

[Wiz Khalifa]

We talk about everything. Hell, yeah.

[Kristen]

Are kids at the age where, like, when they, like, they all want to come to your house? Cause you're like. Cause you're around.

[Jack]

Yeah. You're such a. You're a famous dad. How does that manifest?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, Kanye's kid is their age. So it's like the same popularity that the parents get, the kids get. Yeah. So it's like when they go to a party or something. He's like, oh, Northwest was at the party. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I'm 38 years old. To you, that matters. You know what I'm saying?

[Kristen]

So he's hyped.

[Wiz Khalifa]

So it's like. I mean, the kids are.

[Kristen]

Wait, does he think you're cool or. No, he's embarrassed of you. Yeah. You know how, like, you're embarrassed of your dad?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, he's not embarrassed of me at all. He loves what I do.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Krista]

When he has friends over here, do you ever just kind of hang out around just to kind of overhear what they're talking about?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, definitely.

[Krista]

Do you learn anything new or are you like, wow, I didn't even. I've never even heard of the, like, new thing.

[Jack]

Or are you, like, judging? Like, be like, I don't know. That kid's trouble. Like, I hear the way that they see the world.

[Wiz Khalifa]

He's like a really good filter between his friends. Cause he knows what's appropriate and what's not. And I let him have fun. Cause I know little boys are fucking crazy.

[Jack]

When I was, like, 12, my dream thing. And it was. Honestly, I don't think anything. No disrespect to anyone in here. I don't think life's ever been as fun than, like, when I was, like, 12 years old. Having sleepovers. It's more fun with you.

[Kristen]

It is.

[Jack]

I still remember mine, but, like, my friend had this hoop that was like, oh, my God.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Same thing.

[Jack]

You had to jump to dunk on it, but it was like eight feet. And you used the small ball. And the games were so competitive and how good you were really impacted how well you played the game.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Jack]

And it was just the most fun thing. We just, like, did that until. And then I don't know how you guys did it. We all kind of went to a corner, jerked off, and then fell asleep.

[Kristen]

Oh, wait, you guys all jerked off?

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

But do you.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, I warned him about that type of shit.

[Jack]

What do you say about it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

That.

[Jack]

That's no jerking off.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Hell no.

[Jack]

Wait, Jerking off? You didn't jerk off when you were a kid?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Not with your friends? Oh, no, no, no.

[Jack]

Yeah, I understand.

[Kristen]

Yeah. Hell no.

[Jack]

I think it's a Jewish thing. I really do.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Definitely.

[Kristen]

100%.

[Krista]

Your friends weren't watching?

[Jack]

No, we're not watching.

[Kristen]

We're just everyone. I remember. I remember when I was a kid,

[Jack]

I was aware, though, when I was

[Kristen]

a kid, we had one porn magazine. Everyone got their own time with it.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, not with your friends.

[Jack]

Yeah. I'm not saying what we do.

[Kristen]

Wait, did you. But you. When you. You jerked off when you were a kid, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

You get to a certain age, it's normal.

[Kristen]

For sure. Yeah.

[Jack]

You remember the first time you ever jerked off?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Jack]

What was it? Tell us.

[Wiz Khalifa]

It was an accident.

[Kristen]

What?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I was, like, putting lotion on, and it was like, oh, wow, that's taking too long. I'm at this one spot for a little too long. Oh, wow, I'm out. Yeah.

[Krista]

That's a fun way to kind of.

[Jack]

That's the best way of.

[Kristen]

It's like a natural. I had an older brother, so I was begging him. I was like, you remember the first

[Jack]

time you ever jerked off?

[Kristen]

I remember the first time I ever came. I was at sleepaway camp. And I remember I used my one call for the month to call my brother to tell him. Yeah. Cause I was so excited because I was like, I, like, jerked off before I was shooting. I was shooting blanks before I came.

[Krista]

What?

[Kristen]

Like, if you jerk off too early, you can't come.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You just got pre nut.

[Jack]

I never.

[Krista]

Wait. Really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like little voices?

[Kristen]

Yeah. It's like, yeah, you can't come. You just have an orgasm.

[Jack]

I never experienced that when I came. I was ready.

[Kristen]

Yeah. So, like, I. I called my brother and I was like, I did it. My big brother. I was like, I did it. Cause I used to ask him, I was like, what do I do differently? And he was like, it's just gonna happen one day. And like, my brother was like the man. He was like my older brother. And he, like, was already, like, fucking. And I was like, just asking him out.

[Jack]

Did he respond favorably when you told him that you came and jerked off?

[Kristen]

I didn't get to. I meant he didn't answer. This was back in the day, and I didn't have a cell phone or anything, so I just had to wait till the month was over.

[Jack]

That's crazy. The first time I ever jerked off. And I hope this isn't disrespectful to say, but it really just is. The facts at hand. It was to the music video where she was in the red lunar.

[Kristen]

I never jerked off to her.

[Jack]

Like, it's the one video.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like the painted on looking.

[Jack]

It's like bright leather. It's such a weird choice because she doesn't even show any skin in that video. It's like she's the most covered. I started jerking off and I felt the feeling that you feel when you're about to come. And I was so overwhelmed by it that I stopped.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Jack]

What?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Really?

[Kristen]

I was scared.

[Jack]

I was scared of what was gonna happen. I stopped and I didn't revisit it for another year. When I jerked off again at overnight

[Krista]

camp, what did you think was gonna happen?

[Jack]

I don't. It was overwhelming. It was overwhelming.

[Kristen]

Do you get upset that he jerks off?

[Krista]

No. Should I?

[Kristen]

No. Oh, I don't think so.

[Krista]

I don't think so. No.

[Kristen]

Do you have a wife now or do you have a girl?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got a girl.

[Kristen]

Does she get mad if you jerk off?

[Wiz Khalifa]

She acts like she does.

[Kristen]

Really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Krista]

It's more that, like, I guess if it's. It's what you're thinking about, like, if you were like, you can only come to watching porn, my feelings would be hurt.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No.

[Kristen]

Well, he does come to watching porn.

[Krista]

I know but that was like only only. Or if it ever felt like that

[Kristen]

is only unless you're coming out of you.

[Krista]

What?

[Jack]

Nothing like you.

[Kristen]

Dave's threatened by machines.

[Jack]

Yeah, but we don't have to dwell on it.

[Kristen]

He's threatened by the machines.

[Jack]

He got a vibrator and I feel

[Krista]

like every episode doesn't have to be.

[Jack]

I feel threatened by the machine.

[Krista]

You're making it so I can't even use the thing.

[Kristen]

Cause you talk about that scared the

[Wiz Khalifa]

nothing wrong with it you got. He's scared to just incorporate. Incorporate it into.

[Kristen]

See, that's what he said.

[Jack]

No, I don't want to incorporate it.

[Kristen]

That's cool.

[Jack]

Then of course that's gonna be the best way to have an orgasm. This brutal machine that has consistent behavior. Then there's gonna be a gizmo like involved. Every time. She's gonna want the gizmo.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I don't think it's gonna be every time.

[Kristen]

Cause girls like, girls wanna feel the per. They want the person.

[Jack]

She's a high chaser. If you're telling me there's a better way to do it, she's gonna find it. What?

[Krista]

I'm getting water.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

Hey.

[Krista]

So I can sometimes not ride the high.

[Kristen]

Chuck, are you telling me it's time

[Jack]

for Yahoo Scout bin time and I got a debate already pulled up that I want the answer for. Do most people make their own sauce? Yahoo Scout first sentence. Most people rely on packaged products. Nearly 9 in 10 people use store bought sauces or marinades.

[Kristen]

Now Chuck, I'd like you to read the second sentence.

[Jack]

However, homemade sauce. You should stand at 6 in 10 people.

[Kristen]

Thank you. Yahoo Scout majority rules,

[Jack]

meaning both methods coexist among American households with packages.

[Kristen]

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.

[Jack]

Scout.com you mother Scout.com Tell me about Canva.

[Kristen]

You know what? I am going to tell you something about Canva because I have a date coming up. I want to make it really special and I'm going to cook a whole meal. But what I really want to do is have like the sweetest like menu written out and I need like a flyer. You can give it. It's so easy. You can give it just like very simple tasks and then it makes you a whole thing.

[Jack]

Do you write like appetizer? Then it's like the lobster is way better.

[Kristen]

Yeah, it's gonna be amazing ideas. Yeah, I've thought a lot of them. But with Canva it makes design easy for anyone. Does it idea generate with built in AI that lets you remove, generate, and animate content and just to click. Start designing [e-mail] design now.

[Jack]

We respect you. I do feel my most uninhibited when I'm high. And I feel like, as a rapper, it's like your spirit and your inner soul is coming out, and there's no purer way to do it than be uninhibited.

[Krista]

Do you ever feel like you can just be uninhibited when you wake up?

[Jack]

I am in certain ways where if I had to go shoot a music video where I have to stand in front of the camera and be a cool rapper, it's gonna be a lot easier for me to love my decision and what I'm doing if I'm high and uninhibited.

[Krista]

I feel that way.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Mine is more for, like, working with people around me because, like, I can get in my zone when it's just me, but if I got all of these motherfuckers who I don't really know, like, my zone is being comfortable and acting like I know you and acting like I'm your best friend. And, like, when I'm not stoned, I'm not really, like, everybody's. I'm not a mean person.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But, like. Like, I'm not cool with this guy. Cool with that guy. Happy about that guy. Heard this conversation. Blah, blah, blah. It's like being stoned just makes me, like, more absorb all of that, and then I'm able to vibrate on that frequency rather than just, like, kind of in my own world.

[Krista]

Yeah. You're not as judgmental of the people around you or of yourself.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Jack]

When I'm fine.

[Krista]

Why do you have to record with so many people?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Well, if I'm doing a video, like he said.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

If I'm in a studio, it's just me, though.

[Krista]

Yeah. I was like, can't you just be like. I just want it to be me and the person, the music, the sound engineer.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Krista]

When I watch, like, the Making of or, like, any YouTube video of, like, musicians, there's always, like, 800 people in the room.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

We like a vibe. Yeah.

[Krista]

I could never do that.

[Jack]

I can't do that. I can't run.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I could never do that. I used to do that way more when I was younger.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah. Like, having, like, strippers in the studio,

[Krista]

and that's even more than I was thinking.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But it's so much fun, though, aren't you?

[Krista]

Just thinking about them the whole time,

[Wiz Khalifa]

but you're creating, like, what you Want it to be that you. You're. You're like. You're not writing a song about your mom. Like, you're writing.

[Krista]

I get it.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You're writing about what's going. Like. Yeah. You're like, yeah, shake that ass. And you're like, yeah.

[Kristen]

Have you ever been in there where, like, a stripper's been like, I don't like this one that way.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, for sure. Strippers will tell you the truth. They be like, don't say that, yo. Like, I don't like that.

[Jack]

Do you like when people say that to you or. Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Cause I wanna get a reaction out of. Motherfucker.

[Kristen]

You have the cheat code, though. Cause you can. He sings the hooks, too. Yeah, he can sing the hook and do the. Like, most people need, like, a. I mean, you do that too, but, like, most people need, like, a person. Like, the hardest part is, like, writing the chorus. And, like, he's written, like, huge songs where he's singing the hook.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, yeah. To me, the hook is the easiest part.

[Kristen]

Yeah, that's the craziest.

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's so easy to write hooks.

[Kristen]

Yo, don't you hate hooks?

[Krista]

You always sing, like, you always know that you had a good voice. Uh, how'd you find out that you had a good voice?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Melodic stuff is more fun for me. And like, I said, it's easier to write because the structure of it is way different than rap. Like, rap is like, you gotta bar that shit up and you're switching, like, topics in between. You could be like, I fucked a bitch. And then you could be like, my car is so fast. Like, you don't do that when you're singing. Like, when you sing, you just sing about one thing.

[Kristen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Was it like.

[Kristen]

Is it a risk, like a rapper?

[Krista]

Is it risking it? Is it risky to, like, be a rapper and then all of a sudden be like, I'm gonna, like, try out my voice?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, I think the majority of people who do that are the most successful.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

Yeah. Like 50, Drake, Eminem, like, all these dudes.

[Krista]

Everybody.

[Jack]

Yeah, yeah, but those are not everybody.

[Krista]

Just Malone. See, I meant that he doesn't.

[Kristen]

He's. Does he? No. Does he. You're saying, does he like rap rap ever?

[Krista]

No, I don't mean any of it.

[Kristen]

I don't think he likes.

[Jack]

Like, he's never rapped.

[Wiz Khalifa]

He really rapped. Like, Iverson was his first song. That was, like, the first.

[Kristen]

Yeah, he doesn't.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That was all melody driven.

[Krista]

But would he be offended if you said he didn't really rap?

[Jack]

I Don't think so, no.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Hell no.

[Kristen]

Now he's a country singer. Hey, you ever think about switching genres?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Not really switching genres. I wouldn't switch a country album. I could rap over anything.

[Kristen]

But do you think you could. Do you think you could like write like a singer songwriter album?

[Jack]

Sorry, I don't mean to answer for you.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, for sure.

[Kristen]

You kidding?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got one of the biggest songs in the fucking world.

[Kristen]

Yeah, yeah, no, I know.

[Jack]

What song are you referring to?

[Kristen]

See you again.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That song with Charlie.

[Kristen]

I don't even.

[Jack]

Like, I know that is the biggest one, but when I think of your other, like, there's so many songs that could pop into your brain.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, but those are the records that are like, you said, those singer songwriters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kristen]

I use Snoop as an example because it's like you could do like anything and it wasn't not cool. Like so many artists couldn't do what you do and they'd be like, oh my God, that's so corny. But for some reason it's just like, oh, it's Wiz. Oh, it's Snoop.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's the thing.

[Jack]

Cause you're so genuine.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, and that's the thing about like having one of. When I say biggest songs in the world, that doesn't mean like I'm one of the biggest artists in the world. That just means that I can hang.

[Kristen]

You also have like.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But I'll be chilling, like, you know what I'm saying? Like you said, it's not like corny. It's not. I don't walk outside and there's not 100,000 people swarming me. But I have those capabilities with my raps 100% young, wild and free. Yeah, come on, man, that's fire. Come on, man. I came up in a good ass time where music was changing from trap shit and it had just started being the blog era and all of that. And luckily I'm actually like a fucking nerd when it comes to technology. So, like, music is my shit. But that was my way to prove like my real gift of technology. And then like you guys said, I was able to put my personality out there. I traveled across the world. I went to an all Jewish high school. So like, I know just different types of people. I know how to communicate with everybody.

[Jack]

Bro, I didn't know you went to a Jewish.

[Kristen]

Wait, I gotta tell you, the crazy.

[Wiz Khalifa]

He wasn't all Jewish, but it's in a Jewish neighborhood.

[Kristen]

Wait, wait.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Guys like us 100%. Y' all were my best friends in high school for sure.

[Kristen]

The craziest, craziest thing for sure that I totally. Oh, man. I had the crazy. No, no, no. You forgot. I just had the crazy. Fuck. He was just talking about high school, Jewish, went everywhere. High school, lived everywhere.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Technology, personality.

[Kristen]

Oh, he was. He was. You were the. The first person. You and Soulja Boy were the first two people to ever vlog. He, like, created the vlog.

[Jack]

I think that that's another thing that when I, of course, the musical run that you've been on, I feel like whatever the modern, like, culture of hip hop is online.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jack]

Like, even how I pursued, even being discovered, like, was archetyped.

[Kristen]

You're aware he, like, invented. He used to do this thing. He used to do this thing where every.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I appreciate that.

[Kristen]

He'd make, like, the video every week and you would. And it would say, like, the number of what day it was. And then you would. Every kid would wait and then they would see and it would just be like him and his friends, like, fucking around. Like, they'd be in, like, a kitchen, like. And it was like. It was like the first era of seeing, like, streaming and all this stuff. Like, you invented it.

[Jack]

You know, what's interesting is that that was such an effective tool back then. And then I feel like it's like now swinging back to, like, when I started my career, I did this thing where every Wednesday I put out a new piece of content every week. People tuned in and then, like, and then I quote, unquote, made it right. Stopped doing that. It became more important to, like, you know, make your hit, make the perfect video, like, live in that space. But I feel like I am a child and best served being that consistent. And then now that's coming back to be the most effective tool. So I can't wait to.

[Wiz Khalifa]

We're more of the direct to consumer type of artist.

[Jack]

Yes. Because of our personality.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Because of our personality.

[Kristen]

Oh, do you stream.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Who are fan bases? We know exactly what they fucking look like. It's not an algorithm. It's not a number. And we're best when we're serving them. That's when everybody gets everything else at its biggest and on its maximum level is when we're serving our audience well.

[Kristen]

You were like, the first person to do that.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I had this whole mind state, and I'm glad that I. I stuck with it because it definitely got me to where I'm at. And everything that I was putting out, it helped people to become bosses and build their own worlds as well. Like, there's so many people like, there's a picture of Tyler, the creator, in the line for me to do. I'm doing a meet and greet at the diamond store on Fairfax. And they're like him and Earl and all of them are in line to meet me. You know what I'm saying? And it's like me knowing that they were kids and then seeing where they grew up to take it and just knowing that I was a part of that era before. To bring so many other people in and that are so successful and so creative and, you know, speak so well for the culture. It's really cool to be a part of that. I don't take that shit lightly at all. And I see everybody and I'm like really appreciative of that. Like, for sure. That means a lot to me.

[Kristen]

I remember after we did all his stuff, we were doing a bunch of stuff in Pittsburgh and we started doing all Mac stuff. We started doing stuff with Mac back then. And then it was the same thing. He was looking up to you at how you did it and creating his own brand. And it is funny. Tyler is such a good representation. Cause he kind of does now his version of what you were doing with the fans at such like a. And giving them so much and making it be so much about like the fan base and how. And thinking about like, it's almost like the music is almost secondary. Cause they're just along the journey with

[Wiz Khalifa]

it for sure, 100%. And it's hard for us to think about it like that because are true in our hearts, we're musicians, but they could give a fuck if we made music, bro. They just love us, yo. Like my real fans, they just love me for who I am. They don't care how rich I am or none of that. It's awesome, yo. It's amazing.

[Kristen]

Do you wear a white shirt more than once or do you switch it new every time?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Every time.

[Krista]

Okay, where did that question come from? What does it mean?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, you mean like washing it and then wearing it again?

[Kristen]

No, no. Will you get a new pack every time you wear it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, this was pre washed.

[Kristen]

Yeah, but you wash it. But then after you wear it, will you wear that one again?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yes.

[Krista]

Will you only wear white shirts?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No.

[Kristen]

No. Okay, next one. What are you gonna.

[Krista]

I just wanted to light this joint and hold. Okay, light it in.

[Jack]

Where's the lighter?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got you.

[Krista]

Do you think it's a terrible joint?

[Kristen]

Yeah. I've never seen someone roll the pre Roll that bad. I've never seen someone. You have to go like this you

[Wiz Khalifa]

gotta read in there.

[Kristen]

Hit it down like that.

[Krista]

I got nervous cause it was. You looked back at me.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Is there another one?

[Krista]

Well, I can fill it up more.

[Kristen]

No, you didn't get it down enough.

[Krista]

Dave was looking back and I thought, oh, my God, he's looking at what I'm doing.

[Jack]

I just didn't know where you were.

[Krista]

I was trying to shove it.

[Kristen]

Okay, while you're doing that. While you're doing that, I'd love to ask you.

[Krista]

You have some. But I've broken here else your kids had gunpoint.

[Kristen]

No, no, I wanted. I said if you. So right now, how do you think you're gonna handle a guy coming over for the first time and he's picking up your daughter for a date?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm be chill.

[Kristen]

And he's like. And he's like, you know, he like. He walks in, he walks in. I don't know what type of guy he is. I don't know what. Maybe he's like me. Maybe he's like, well, I'm way too old. But if he was like. If he was like the young me and how are you answering the door?

[Wiz Khalifa]

What's up, fool?

[Kristen]

You're saying, what's up, fool?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kristen]

Really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Why not?

[Jack]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Kristen]

Okay, so you answer the door and you just say, what's up, fool? And are you scary or no. Or you're just saying it like nice.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm just smoking a joint saying, what's up, fool?

[Kristen]

What if he said, can I hit that? No, instantly out of the house.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Depends on the age.

[Kristen]

He's 13. Oh, no, no, he's 16. No, no, no, he's 18.

[Jack]

No, no, he's 16. Yeah, he's 16. 16.

[Kristen]

16 and a half. He's big. He's like a big 16 year old. So you know he's ready to smoke. 16?

[Krista]

What body is that?

[Kristen]

Yeah, his body's ready.

[Krista]

His body fat can handle a lot.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's difficult. The OG in me that's gonna wanna let him hit the weed, but the responsible adult in me is thinking, you're with my daughter. You might be driving. I don't know if you could really even handle this. Yeah, I don't want you getting her high because she's 16, you know?

[Kristen]

Would you rather him say, hey, can I hit that? Or, hey, you mind if I kiss your daughter tonight? Which one?

[Wiz Khalifa]

If he has. If he can kiss her, that's respectful.

[Krista]

That'd be so.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's respectful.

[Kristen]

What have he said? What has he said? I've been dating Your daughter for a long time. And I think I'm. I think it's time to have sex. Yeah.

[Krista]

Is he 16?

[Wiz Khalifa]

You don't say that to nobody's dad. He said, I never walked up to nobody's dad.

[Kristen]

But she said, I'm just being respectful.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm finna give her.

[Kristen]

He said, hey, I'm just. You wanna know something so crazy? My friend. My friend, he's like 65, 70 years old at this point, and his daughter was dating a guy. And the guy is at the point where he was, like, spending the night. Like, he, like, spent the night at the house. And he's like. He was probably like 20. Like, it's like 19. It's like after high school, but you're still coming back to home and stuff. And he said. He. I still remember this story. He said. He came into the kitchen and he said that the kid who was fucking his daughter was in his undies, just underwear. And he said he was, like, jacked. And he had, like. He had, like.

[Krista]

He said he had.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, don't say, bro.

[Kristen]

He was like. His dick was huge. He said, like his underpants. And he goes. He goes, hey, mister. He goes, what's up? He goes, can you pass me that cereal? And then he took the cereal and is, like, wearing these tight underwear with, like, his big dick and his big muscles. And then he said. And he said. And my friend said. He said, I was so screwed. Cause, like, I couldn't even do anything. He's like, this guy could beat the shit out of me, too. He's like, I couldn't even, like, say anything. And he's like. I handed him the cereal like a bitch and I just said. And I walked away.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Damn, bro.

[Kristen]

Yeah. I mean, it's crazy.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's not gonna happen to me.

[Kristen]

No, it's not.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Never.

[Kristen]

It's not, huh?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I train Muay Thai.

[Kristen]

Yeah. What about before you're Muay Thai? Would you kick me?

[Krista]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

Would you kick me?

[Jack]

Kick Benny in the head and see if he can take it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Would you?

[Jack]

No, he would.

[Krista]

Wait, you could knock him out, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

That'd be fun.

[Kristen]

Do you think you could kill me with one punch?

[Krista]

Of course not.

[Wiz Khalifa]

With one. Yeah.

[Jack]

No.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Jack]

What about a body kick? What would that do to him?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Knock him out.

[Jack]

I don't want.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No. I could break your ribs with a kick.

[Jack]

Yeah, for sure.

[Kristen]

Your leg is so long, you could, like, shoot.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I could break your ribs. I could puncture your lungs. I could make your lungs stab your heart.

[Krista]

How do you make your. How do you puncture the lungs.

[Jack]

Just kick hard enough.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Just by breaking his ribs. Cause your rib, you have to individually

[Krista]

feel for the rib. Or you can just break.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, if you break a rib right here, it can go into your lung. Or if you break a rib in the back, it can go into your lungs.

[Krista]

Oh, you're just a kicker.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I mean, I punch too.

[Kristen]

But you wouldn't, like, you would never, like, right now, like, if, like, Mike Tyson was like, let's spar.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You're not sparring?

[Kristen]

No. No, you wouldn't.

[Krista]

No, but you shouldn't.

[Jack]

You would.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That'd be fun.

[Jack]

Wow.

[Wiz Khalifa]

When you're trained, sparring is like, what

[Kristen]

if he said, let's fight?

[Wiz Khalifa]

He wouldn't say let's fight.

[Jack]

But isn't sparring him trying to pun with the same. The most power you can or not?

[Kristen]

I don't think so.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, sparring is control.

[Kristen]

And he's gonna spar long.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, there's like a 20% spar and there's like a 50% spar. You really don't go past 50. Like, if you going 80, you might as well just get it on for real. That's not as fun.

[Krista]

80 miles per hour.

[Jack]

If you somehow got in a fight and you had no security and you were in a fight, you were in a fistfight, you were at a bar.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Are you good?

[Jack]

Would you employ your Muay Thai tactics?

[Wiz Khalifa]

100%.

[Kristen]

Are you, like, do you think. Do you think, like, before you did Muay Thai and like, you got in a fight, you were like, much more scared than now, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Scared.

[Kristen]

Not scared, but like, but like, you know, like, you're like, so much better at fighting now, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristen]

Now you're like a real. Before, like, you think you could beat up the average man. Like,

[Wiz Khalifa]

the difference now is like, you know, training. Like, when you're a trained fighter, you can go for longer.

[Krista]

What is Muay Thai?

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's Thai kickboxing. So you got American kickboxing, which is like punching and kicking. And I think there might be knees in American kickboxing, but Muay Thai is punching, kicking, knees and elbows.

[Krista]

So you can just knee somebody in the stomach.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You can knee them in the face?

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You can grab their. You grab their head by the back of their head and knee em in

[Kristen]

the face and fucking stuff.

[Krista]

How do you practice that?

[Wiz Khalifa]

By kneeing people in the face?

[Jack]

Do you wish.

[Krista]

Do you get knocked out?

[Kristen]

I mean, have you ever been kneed in the face?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, I got knee.

[Jack]

Would you be happier with the sport deep down if it Was the same sport, but the knee to the face wasn't allowed.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Well, Muay Thai as a sport is regulated.

[Krista]

Like you can't put the knee.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But Muay Thai as a self defense is for a warrior. It's for somebody to literally fuck somebody up. So we need that knee. Because somebody who just boxes like, that's what makes a Muay Thai fighter more. What is it? I don't wanna say deadly, but like, useful in a real situation. Because a boxer, they only got hands. So if you square up with a boxer, right, this is our range. As soon as you get this close to me, then it's over with. Like, the range is over. You can pick me up. You can do all types of stuff.

[Jack]

So when did you get into this?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like six years ago.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Jack]

How did it happen?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Just randomly.

[Kristen]

Was it because of the shorts?

[Jack]

So random.

[Kristen]

No, they have the best shorts.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Jack]

Was it because of the shorts?

[Wiz Khalifa]

You do look badass.

[Kristen]

You look super cool.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, you just look like a badass.

[Kristen]

Do you think you could beat up all three of us at the same time?

[Jack]

I think so.

[Kristen]

Yeah, for sure.

[Krista]

Of course.

[Kristen]

Really?

[Krista]

Well, maybe not all three.

[Kristen]

You think at the same time?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Easily.

[Jack]

I think so.

[Krista]

Easily.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Easily.

[Jack]

I think so.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That shit wouldn't even take 60 seconds.

[Jack]

I agree with you.

[Kristen]

I've seen us fight.

[Krista]

I would run. You'd have to. At least you have to get them out and then catch them.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I would hurt you guys really bad.

[Kristen]

Now, do you think when you were just a normal man, you could beat all three of us up at once?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, I think I was strong enough to, but I wasn't skilled enough.

[Kristen]

I know you couldn't beat us all up when you were, but I know you could beat us up.

[Jack]

I could go to, I think at any phase of his life, he could

[Wiz Khalifa]

have go to, like what I would do if not just you three. But if three people rush me like your size, I would kick you through that window. Me, I would elbow you in the face.

[Kristen]

Can I see what a kick looks like in the air or. No, you don't have the right pants.

[Krista]

Wait, that's more.

[Jack]

Be careful.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I could kick in these pants.

[Kristen]

Just don't kick me in the face.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Just like a regular sidekick.

[Kristen]

I don't even know what type of kick I'm in.

[Wiz Khalifa]

The regular sidekick would be like that.

[Kristen]

What just happened?

[Wiz Khalifa]

But just like a little bit stronger.

[Krista]

This would knock me like.

[Wiz Khalifa]

This would be a sidekick. Oh, like that? Yeah.

[Jack]

You have a quick move.

[Krista]

You're flexible.

[Wiz Khalifa]

So elbow. How do you do that with the. I Could do this from the same spot. So I would kick you that way.

[Krista]

That leg is long.

[Wiz Khalifa]

And then I would. Wait, you probably wouldn't want to run at me.

[Jack]

I would probably get two shots in

[Wiz Khalifa]

the ribs real quick. As soon as you came at me like that. You see how this hand is down?

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

So I'm coming over top like that.

[Kristen]

I'm going right for your nuts.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Oh, yeah. So you're coming from my nut, so I'm gonna grab. Yeah, you're getting the knee. Straight to the face. You're getting the knee.

[Krista]

What's my one move? I have one move as a girl

[Wiz Khalifa]

and I'm like, kick them in the nuts.

[Krista]

Really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, go straight for the balls.

[Krista]

Go like this.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, you're not going to block. Every guy goes like this. Like, they put their hands out and nobody blocks their nuts.

[Kristen]

When I've been in fights, I've kicked in the nuts.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No straight kick. Straight to the nuts. Toes to the nuts. Hard as you can. Like the top part of your foot. Like this?

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Krista]

Like, flex my foot and knock it.

[Kristen]

You barely have to do anything as long as you touch the nuts at like, even. Even sometimes if, like, someone hits you just to the lightest bit and your nuts feel.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Or if they're close to you, just grab them and squeeze them. Yeah.

[Kristen]

Okay, I got my last two questions. The best day of your life and the worst day of your life.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Damn. I haven't had the worst day yet.

[Kristen]

Really?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah. I don't really have bad days.

[Krista]

That's a good way to live.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That's cool. For real? I can't think of it.

[Kristen]

Maybe when you got kneed in the

[Wiz Khalifa]

face, maybe that was a. Nah, man, that was a good day. Cause I got. I need that motherfucker, too.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah. We both need each other.

[Krista]

I'm sure you've had bad days. You probably just don't.

[Kristen]

Do you think.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, I never had a day where I could just be like, today was a bad day. Really?

[Kristen]

Whatever. You. What if someone died?

[Wiz Khalifa]

My brother passed away.

[Kristen]

That's. That's probably the worst day, right?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, I mean, it could probably be. It could probably be worse than that. I made it through it.

[Kristen]

I think

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'm good.

[Kristen]

That was probably the worst day thus far.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah. Really?

[Kristen]

Wow.

[Krista]

He's not placing judgment on the scenario.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

If I could say, like the worst feeling. That's definitely one of the worst feelings. But like, even there with my sibling passing away, I knew he was gonna pass away. Cause he was sick. So I felt lucky to be able to know like, it wasn't just, like, a surprise, like, out of nowhere. Like, most people, they. Like some people, they don't know that their sibling is gonna pass. I would've never wished that on nobody.

[Kristen]

What's the best day of your life?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Best day of my life when my kids was born, man. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's easy, dawg.

[Kristen]

Do you cry ever?

[Jack]

I cry.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I cry when I listen to music, bro. Like, music makes me cry, bro.

[Kristen]

But you don't cry from, like, other.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah. Not like, sad shit or pain or nothing like that.

[Kristen]

Never.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah. But like, movies. Like, Disney movies.

[Kristen]

Yeah.

[Krista]

I wonder why you don't cry then.

[Kristen]

From the show. I'd love to see you cry during the movie.

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's more like happiness. You know what I mean? It's like an emotion.

[Jack]

What about when Mufasa died?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Not when he died.

[Jack]

Ooh.

[Wiz Khalifa]

But when he was teaching Simba and telling him that the whole kingdom was gonna be his. That made me cry. Cause I knew he was gonna die.

[Jack]

You really gravitate way more towards the positive than the negative.

[Kristen]

Did you gravitate way more towards the

[Wiz Khalifa]

positive, like, the happy shit? Yeah.

[Kristen]

Do you regret any of your tattoos?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

Nah.

[Wiz Khalifa]

No?

[Kristen]

What's your favorite? One of my kids. Yeah. I really want to get some tattoos, but then I'm, like, scared. I'm like. I'm like, oh, what if I don't like them?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, you don't love it.

[Krista]

Where was your first tattoo?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Just on my arm.

[Kristen]

What about. Right. What's the ones over here?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I got a weed leaf. I got a feather. I got a fl. I mean, a star. I got an anchor. I got a peace sign. I got TGOD. I got LaLa.

[Jack]

I got.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, I think that's about. I got Bash's name up here. I got Jimmy up here.

[Kristen]

Maybe I'll start getting face tattoos.

[Jack]

The tattoos must stop somewhere. Or is it all thighs as well?

[Krista]

You have a full chest.

[Wiz Khalifa]

It's all the way up to here.

[Jack]

And then. So it's really. It's just like your dick and your face.

[Krista]

Yeah.

[Jack]

Ass cheeks and your pubic hair.

[Kristen]

Not your ass cheeks?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, not yet. I'm gonna get my ass cheeks done, though.

[Krista]

Does it hurt more there?

[Wiz Khalifa]

I hurt. Oh, I bet it sucks.

[Kristen]

He. I'm gonna get my ass cheeks.

[Jack]

Tatt, do you know what you're gonna put on your ass cheeks?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Nah, I don't know yet. I don't know. It's gotta be good. Duh.

[Kristen]

Would you hurt both our faces if we paid you like the Most wild amount of money.

[Krista]

You guys have good ass cheek faces.

[Kristen]

Yeah, I know.

[Jack]

In 20 years from now, everything was tatted except your dick. Would you even think about, do I want to tat my dick or would it never even cross it?

[Wiz Khalifa]

No, I wouldn't tat the dick.

[Kristen]

What about the balls?

[Krista]

Tat their dicks.

[Wiz Khalifa]

The balls?

[Kristen]

Yeah, we just tat your balls. No, I wouldn't.

[Jack]

Fuck.

[Wiz Khalifa]

That would hurt.

[Kristen]

That was crazy.

[Jack]

Well, no, they'd have to take the skin, pinch it tall.

[Kristen]

Wait.

[Jack]

Cause you to get away from the

[Wiz Khalifa]

actual nuts, they would have to like stretch it. Like.

[Kristen]

Do you know he shaves his nuts with a razor blade? Wait, no. Yes, you do with it. You said you've shaved your nuts with a razor.

[Jack]

Like a clean Bic razor.

[Kristen]

No, was that my other electric razor?

[Krista]

Who's tatting your dicks?

[Wiz Khalifa]

Well, just from tattoo experience, tattooing, like, it would have to be hard the whole time while you getting it tatted.

[Kristen]

That's no problem. I'm not even doing that.

[Krista]

Just hold it.

[Kristen]

It's no problem.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Because if you're tattooing like a soft dick, that shit would hurt.

[Krista]

So fucking Wouldn't it hurt more when it's got check.

[Kristen]

They need to create a machine.

[Wiz Khalifa]

You need that base.

[Jack]

I think they'd have to grab it,

[Wiz Khalifa]

stretch it, squeeze it.

[Kristen]

Yeah, they'd have to create like a special machine.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Put some around it.

[Kristen]

Chuck. They'd have to create like a micro machine to give yourself. You a dick on here.

[Krista]

I think the dick is cool. Like as a girl, I feel like if I saw two dicks, I would pick the tatted one.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, well, no, you would definitely have to get it while it's hard. I mean. No, you have to get it while it's soft.

[Krista]

Because hard it would like it would

[Wiz Khalifa]

shrink, shrink and it'd be. And then there would be no tat there.

[Jack]

You ideally have to create. Ideally you create a design that works and works.

[Kristen]

Gross.

[Jack]

Yeah. You know if you take an iPhone or any camera and you sit there and you film your nuts for like a minute and then you speed it up. Speed it up.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Like, they move.

[Kristen]

Yeah, Nuts are moving all day.

[Jack]

It's crazy.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just like.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Kristen]

When you were young, when you were younger, your friends were talking about like nuts and dicks like this, right? No, they weren't. Not even the Jewish guys.

[Jack]

The Jewish guys were maybe not with yourselves.

[Kristen]

Maybe not with you, but not with you.

[Jack]

Amongst themselves.

[Kristen]

Amongst themselves. If you were with like a fellow rapper right now, I mean.

[Jack]

Well, I understand what you're saying if

[Kristen]

you were with, like, a rapper right now and like Lil Baby and he was like, hey, man. And Lil baby was like, hey, man. Like, you know how if you, like, take a video of your nuts and you speed it up, like, wouldn't that

[Wiz Khalifa]

be so out of character for a regular rapper? Hell, yeah.

[Kristen]

Would you be like. Would you like, be like, what everyone's.

[Wiz Khalifa]

I'd be like, like, if a regular rapper, I'd be like, what speed we talking about?

[Jack]

What speed you gotta put it on? Guys, I think we have our homework cut out. After this ends, we're gonna get in a text thread. We're all gonna jerk off at some point over the next 24 hours.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Well, I'm doing the handless jerk off and I'm pushing.

[Jack]

There we go.

[Wiz Khalifa]

There we go.

[Jack]

I'm gonna clench when I come, you

[Kristen]

might throwing Lil baby on a text chat. And we set up our nut, set

[Wiz Khalifa]

three pairs of nuts, be like, guess who's who?

[Jack]

W. It has been a pleasure having. Thank you so much for coming.

[Wiz Khalifa]

One, two, three, friends.

[Jack]

Okay.

[Krista]

You did last time.

[Jack]

Okay.

[Kristen]

All right. One, two, three, friends.

[Jack]

Oh, your hair.

[Kristen]

That was so crazy.

[Jack]

That was so fun.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Thanks for the Selena Oreos.

[Jack]

Don't you think that was so fun?

[Wiz Khalifa]

That was fun.

[Jack]

That was the most fun I've had doing any of you so far.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Yeah, that was fun as hell.

[Jack]

This episode is brought to you.

[Kristen]

Yeah. Welcome. Welcome.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Wow.

[Krista]

What you get there?

[Kristen]

Oh, what did I get here? Well, I'd like to show you a little bit of what I got here. I bought a mini pinata in case we get bored.

[Jack]

Find any food?

[Kristen]

I bought the finding food.

[Wiz Khalifa]

Hello.

[Kristen]

Cheesesteak.

[Jack]

Thank you, doordash.

[Kristen]

Kristin, you wouldn't happen to need a pair of socks, would you?

[Krista]

No, but I think the Internet thinks you do.

[Kristen]

Oh, right.

[Jack]

I would love some socks.

[Krista]

You want a one a month?

[Jack]

What a diversity of offerings.

[Krista]

What else is in there?

[Kristen]

Oh, my gosh, this thing. We got shit. I got chips. I got pizza rolls. We got crackers.

[Krista]

Let's see if there was.

[Wiz Khalifa]

If there was a God, who would be Doordash.

[Kristen]

I love you, DoorDash.

[Jack]

Happy 420, everybody.

[Kristen]

Happy 420.

[Jack]

We respect you.

[Kristen]

We respect you. I want some cookies.

[Jack]

They're in the back.