Voices in the Walls: The Gef Mystery

Summary

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Fringe Beyond Limits

Episode Summary: Voices in the Walls: The Gef Mystery

Date: August 3, 2026
Hosts: Frank, Breanna ("Bri"), Lynette

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Frank, Breanna, and Lynette dive into the enduringly bizarre case of Gef (pronounced "Jeff") the Talking Mongoose—one of the strangest mysteries in paranormal lore. They explore the story of the Irving family of the Isle of Man, whose home became ground zero in the 1930s for inexplicable noises, a profane high-pitched talking voice in the walls, and an enduring media sensation. With their signature mix of skepticism, humor, and genuine curiosity, the hosts break down what really might have haunted Dawlish Cashen, question whether Gef was a poltergeist, hoax, or pop culture legend, and reflect on its remarkable afterlife in folklore.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Timestamps

1. The Many Ways to Spell "Jeff": Cold Open Banter ([01:14–03:14])

• The episode opens with friendly ribbing about the spelling of "Jeff/Gef," and the frustrations of having an uncommon name.
• Notable Quote:
  Lynette [01:41]:
  “There’s way too many [spellings], actually. There’s only one right way.”
  Frank: “Is it the way that you spell it?”
  Lynette: “Of course. Duh.”

2. Setting the Scene: The Irving Family’s Downfall ([03:16–09:05])

• Frank narrates the socioeconomic backstory of James and Margaret Irving, cultured urbanites forced by hardship into rural poverty on the Isle of Man after WWI.
• Their new home, Dawlish Cashen, was isolated, primitive (no electricity/phone/running water), and haunted by a mysterious, oppressive atmosphere.
• Early warning: Hired workers in 1917 flee the house after experiencing “unexplainable loud scratching noises moving within the walls.”
• The house’s unique wooden paneling and construction accidentally turns it into an “acoustic echo chamber”—critical for what’s to come.

3. Vori’s Isolation and the Strange House ([09:05–14:47])

• Focus shifts to Vori Irving, the youngest child, who grows up in almost total isolation. Her siblings leave, and she becomes an inventive, lonely teenager, mastering survival skills on the harsh ridge.
• Psychological “pressure cooker”: Loneliness, eccentric parents, relentless poverty create a climate ripe for extraordinary experiences or fantasized escapes.

4. The Phenomenon Emerges: Scratches, Mimicry, and Discovery ([14:47–20:36])

• In 1931, “persistent, unsettling noises” erupt—described as scratching, growling, and spitting, progressing to uncanny mimicry of animal noises.
• Memorable Exchange:
  Frank [16:51]: “I’m just still trying to think about growling at the wood.”
  Lynette: “Have you ever had a mouse in your house…did you ever bark at it?”
• The unseen entity mimics every sound, then advances to repeating human nursery rhymes. Soon, a shrill, high-pitched voice holds rapid-fire conversations with the family.

5. The Introduction of Gef the Talking Mongoose ([20:36–25:06])

• The voice introduces itself: Gef, an “immortal talking mongoose from New Delhi, born in 1852, brought here by a man named Marshall.”
• Jeff’s persona is bombastic, contradictory, and claims supernatural abilities ("the eighth wonder of the world", “not a spirit, but an extra, extra clever mongoose”).
• The hosts joke about possible accents and customer service calls:
  Lynette [22:45]: “Whenever I call customer service and someone says their name is Jeff…I’ve never believed that their name was Jeff…now I’m going to.”

6. Life with Gef: Reign of Terror and Media Frenzy ([25:06–31:37])

• Gef becomes both a dangerous pest and household “helper”—leaving rabbits for food, but also throwing kitchenware and screaming insults.
• He spies on the village, relays private secrets, and demands treats in exchange for not causing trouble.
• As news spreads, elite ghost hunters and journalists descend. The media transforms the “Dalby spook” into a national oddity.
• Investigators note that the house’s construction enables voices to travel eerily—posing an immediate natural explanation.

7. Scientific and Psychological Investigations ([31:37–36:40])

• Famed investigators (Harry Price and Richard S. Lambert) visit Dawlish Cashen, but Gef refuses to perform. Price’s book The Haunting of Cashen’s Gap spreads the legend worldwide.
• Fur and pawprint samples sent for analysis are quickly debunked: the fur is from the Irvings’ sheepdog Mona, and the “pawprints” are anatomically impossible.
• Psychiatrist Nandor Fodor (subject of a 2023 dark comedy film) suggests Gef is a projection of repressed anxieties, boredom, or a poltergeist—possibly “channeled” by Vori or James.

8. The Decline and End of Gef ([36:40–46:17])

• As Vori matures and James grows old, the phenomenon dwindles. James’ death marks the end: the voice falls silent forever.
• Family abandons the haunted cottage and the myth enters folklore.
  Notable Quote:
  Frank [41:44]: “I’m a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you’d faint…turned into stone. Or a pillar of salt.” (Gef’s warning to those who would look at him)

9. Gef in Culture, Folklore, and Science ([46:17–50:30])

• The story is reinterpreted in modern times:
  • Indie music (Lemon Demon’s “8th Wonder”)
  • Literature (Christopher Joseph’s historical deep-dive)
  • Podcasts and documentaries
  • The 2023 movie Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose, starring Simon Pegg, Christopher Lloyd, and Neil Gaiman
• The paw and fur samples are still preserved as curiosities in the Zoological Society of London.

10. Legacy & Reflection: Why Does Gef Endure? ([50:30–End])

• The hosts debate the lasting appeal: Is Gef a psychological artifact of loneliness? A master hoax? Or truly an “eighth wonder”?
• They riff on the plausibility, regional folklore, and parallels to teenage antics:
  • “Given the erratic behavior of Jeff, it sounds like a teenage girl…goes from being nice and sweet to cussing you out and stomping their feet…” – Lynette [52:27]
• Plenty of jokes about name permutations, British dental stereotypes, and the ever-mysterious “Marshall.”
• The episode ends with laughter, wordplay, and a nod to why the story still baffles and amuses after nearly a century.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Gef’s Grandiose Introduction:
  “I am the eighth wonder of the world!” ([39:24], as cited from historical transcripts)
• On splitting the atom, before it was possible:
  “I'll split the atom. I'm the fifth dimension. I'm the eighth wonder of the world.” ([40:01])
• On fear and spectacle:
  “If you saw me, you'd faint. You'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone. Or a pillar of salt.” ([43:12])
• Gef’s threat:
  “I could kill you all, but I won't.” ([44:26])
• "I am not a spirit, but an extra, extra clever mongoose." ([39:40])
• Host banter on the mystery’s nature:
  Frank [46:17]:
  “The legacy of Jeff the Talking Mongoose has evolved far beyond a localized 1930s ghost story, securing him an immortal, deeply affectionate slot in global folklore and weird pop culture.”

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Recurring Themes, Tone & Final Thoughts

• Mix of Sincerity and Silliness: The hosts treat the story with warmth and skepticism, relishing both the absurdities and the kernels of psychological truth.
• Folklore vs. Fact: They see Gef as a classic example of how isolation, family tension, and societal pressures can birth mysterious legends.
• Lasting Appeal: Gef endures because he’s both funny and tragic—a lesson in the weird, creative, and lonely corners of the human mind.

“Ultimately, whether Jeff was a biological anomaly, a brilliantly orchestrated hoax fueled by teenage isolation, or a psychological manifestation of a family's deepest anxieties, his true magic lies in his survival.” – Frank [48:11]

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Key Takeaways for First-Time Listeners

• The Gef story is a masterpiece of British folklore: part haunting, part hoax, part pop culture meme.
• Investigations have pointed toward psychological explanations and practical hoaxing, but the legend persists, now as much a source of humor as fear.
• The enduring lesson: “The world is a far weirder place than we often care to admit.”

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Explore Further:

• “The Haunting of Cashen’s Gap” (Harry Price & Richard S. Lambert, 1936)
• “Jeff: The Strange Tale of an Extra Special Talking Mongoose” (Christopher Joseph, 2017)
• “Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose” (film, 2023)
• Podcasts: Dark Histories, Last Podcast on the Left, The Folklore Podcast

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Summary by Fringe Beyond Limits Podcast Summarizer

Transcript

[Lynette]

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[Frank]

Okay, so we're back. That was my bad. And there was a slight issue with my dog, and everything is fine. So you're talking about different spellings of Jeff.

[Lynette]

Yeah. Yes.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

So because there's so many.

[Frank]

There's like, three.

[Lynette]

Yeah. It's too many.

[Frank]

Is it too many? Okay,

[Lynette]

so I'm offended.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Lynette]

I'm offended.

[Frank]

All right. We can think of different ways to spell your name if you want.

[Lynette]

There's way too many, actually. There's only one right way.

[Frank]

Is it the way that you spell it?

[Lynette]

Of course.

[Frank]

Yeah, of course.

[Lynette]

Duh.

[Frank]

Geez.

[Lynette]

Always. I'm always right.

[Frank]

I know.

[Lynette]

There's a bunch of different ways to spell my name, too, and I hate it. Especially because when you go to, like, you know, those souvenir things, you go. And it has your names on it. My name's Never Honor. It's spelled differently. Never the correct way.

[Frank]

Yeah, well, growing up, it doesn't make sense.

[Lynette]

Like, yours is the only way it should be spelled. Well, the original spelling of it is with an I instead of E. Oh, is that how they spell it in Gaelic? Yeah, yeah. Stupid. I know. Apparently, my parents wanted my name to be spelled differently.

[Frank]

Well, listen, I did not go by Frank years ago. I went by Francesco. There is zero things spelled Francesco.

[Lynette]

Just Frank. Francisco. You're fine.

[Frank]

No, there was no San Francisco back then.

[Lynette]

Like how you say back then, like, you're like 50 million years old.

[Frank]

I'm almost 50.

[Lynette]

He kind of is. That's true. So, I mean, he's broken. His body's broken.

[Frank]

Oh, it is so broken.

[Lynette]

Yeah. He's always looking for spare parts.

[Frank]

Yeah. If you guys get any spare parts, please send me an email. Fringe Beyond Limits, gmail dot com.

[Lynette]

You're gonna get like a severed head or something, so.

[Frank]

I hope so. It'd be funnier if it was like one of your guys's head. What's in the box?

[Lynette]

And next topic.

[Frank]

All right, so then let's get started with the mystery of Jeff the Talking Mongoose.

[Lynette]

Like Ricky Tikki Tavi.

[Frank]

In the autumn of 1931, on a windswept, desolate ridge on the Isle of Man, an ordinary farming family braced themselves for a rat infestation. Instead, they got a roommate who claimed to be an immortal bilingual mongoose born in New Delhi. What began as a series of frantic clawing scratches behind the wooden floorboards of Dawlish Kashin quickly evolved into something utterly unprecedented in the annals of paranormal history. This wasn't your average haunting of floating teacups and heavy footsteps. This. This was a high pitched, fast talking, profanity laced phenomenon who called himself Jeff. For over a decade, this invisible, self proclaimed 8th wonder of the world held a household hostage with his razor sharp wit, hunted rabbits to feed his hosts, terrorized the local village by spying on their deepest secrets, and thoroughly humiliated the era's most elite British ghost hunters. Equal parts terrifying specter, domestic pest and master con artist, the story of Jeff the Talking Mongoose remains one of the most bizarre, hilarious and enduring mysteries ever recorded. A surreal clash between rule, isolation and cosmic absurdity. So, Lynette, what do you think this is about so far?

[Lynette]

What the frick did you just say? What is a mongoose from India doing in Scotland? I'm really.

[Frank]

What? Let's find out.

[Lynette]

I've never heard this story.

[Frank]

So before the economic devastation of World War I forced them onto a remote mountain, James and Margaret Irving lived in a comfortable middle class city life in Liverpool, England. James was an articulate, highly educated man who possessed a deep passion for literature, history and classical music. This background made him a perfect fit as a traveling sales agent for the Dominion Organ and Piano Company, a prominent manufacturer of high end instruments. His job required a sharp wit, refined social skills and an ability to converse easily with affluent clients. He took great pride in his work and it afforded the family a stable, respectable lifestyle. In a major British Cultural hub, Margaret Irving, similarly accustomed to to the convenience and social connections of urban life, managed their home and raised their eldest children, Elsie and William in a traditional suburban setting. During this time the Irvings were entirely conventional. There was nothing in their background to suggest an interest in spiritualism, showmanship or the bizarre folklore that would later define them. They were simply a professional couple enjoying the fruits of the late Edwardian era. However, this entire world relied. Oh, is that cut off?

[Lynette]

Yep. Hang on.

[Frank]

All right then.

[Lynette]

I did it. Did it. Stupid technology. There we go.

[Frank]

There we go. So however, this entire world relied heavily on the luxury market. When the shadow of the Great War loomed over Europe, the market vanished almost overnight, shattering the Irving security and setting them on a path toward an isolation they could never have anticipated. The onset of World War I in the summer of 1914 shattered the irvings comfortable middle class existence almost instantly. As the British economy shifted to a total war footing, consumer spending on luxury items like high end pianos and organs evaporated overnight, costing James his long held lucrative position with the Dominion Organ and Piano Company. In the desperate bid to adapt and protect his family's future, James attempted to pivot into engineering and invested heavily in the property market. Unfortunately, these ventures failed spectacularly and a series of bad business decisions quickly drained the majority of his life savings. Faced with impending ruin in Liverpool, James made a radical and desperate decision. He used what little capital he had left to purchase a remote cheap homestead and in the Isle of Man, believing that a self sustaining life as a sheep farmer would shield his family from total destitution. This pivot from a highly social urban lifestyle to grueling manual labor on an isolated mountain ridge, was born entirely out of financial panic. The move plunged the family into an unfamiliar hardscrabble existence for which they were utterly unprepared, laying the psychological and economical groundwork for the bizarre events that would unfold years later. In 1916, the Irvings officially crossed the Irish Sea to take possession of Dawlish Cashin. A move that felt less like a fresh start and more like a harsh, desolating exile. The homestead was a stark, lonely stone cottage perched on a windswept mountain ridge outside the tiny village of Dalby, completely exposed to the brutal elements. For an educated city salesman and an urban housewife, the transition was a massive shock. The property lacked even the most basic modern conveniences of the era. There was no electricity, no running water and no telephone line.

[Lynette]

And norealtor.com.

[Frank]

yeah, that's true too.

[Lynette]

Didn't know what he was buying.

[Frank]

Yeah, no Cell phones, no Internet, nothing.

[Lynette]

No Uber eats, no Uber.

[Frank]

Yeah, it's horrible, horrible existence. I'm so happy I live today. To survive, they had to carry water by hand from a nearby stream, use smoky oil lamps for light, and rely entirely on open fires for warmth against the freezing sea winds. Compounding the misery of this physical isolation was James Irving's total lack of farming experience. The soil on the ridge was poor and rocky, the weather was merciless, and his attempt at sheep farming quickly spiraled into a grueling losing battle. Rather than achieving the self sufficient security he had envisioned, the family rapidly sank into a state of near poverty. They found themselves socially ostracized by the insular local manxed community, who viewed the eccentric English newcomers with suspicion. Trapped in an unforgiving landscape with failed ambitions and dwindling resources, the Irvins spent their early years at Dorlish Cashen in deep, resentful isolation, an intense pressure cooker of a household that grew more claustrophobic by the year. Shortly after moving into Dawlish, Cashin, the Irvings received a chilling warning that their new home possessed an unsettling atmosphere. In 1917, while James was still trying to establish the farm, he hired two local workmen from the nearby town of Peel to carry out essential structural repairs on the dilapidated, dilapidated property. Because of the homestead's extreme isolation and the difficulty of traveling up the mountain each day, the men agreed to sleep inside the house. On only their second night, however, James woke up to find the workmen frantically packing their tools and fleeing down the mountain into pitch darkness, completely terrified. Decades later, the widow of one of these workmen revealed the truth of what happened that night. The men had been driven out by a barrage of unexplainable loud scratching noises moving within the walls, accompanied by an overwhelming, suffocating feeling of dread that made it impossible to stay. Though James initially brushed the incident aside as local superstition, it proved that the farmhouse possessed a strange, uncanny reputation long before Jeff ever spoke. By rendering the outside the cement, and by rendering the outside with cement and adding the interior wooden matchboard paneling to keep out the drafts, James inadvertently sealed those very walls, turning the house into a massive acoustic echo chamber that would perfectly stage the haunting. Fourteen years later, the psychological environment of Dorlish Cashin shifted dramatically with the birth of Vori Irving in 1918. Born in the nearby town of Peel, Vori spent virtually her entire childhood in the crushing isolation of the mountain ridge, effectively raised as an only child after her older siblings fled the farm to escape their Parents, bleak lifestyle. With no other children living anywhere near the remote homestead, Vorrie grew up profoundly lonely, entirely cut off from normal childhood social circles. Her days were defined by quiet self reliance. To save a few pennies on bus fare, she would routinely walk miles over the rugged terrain into town just to fetch basic groceries for her aging parents. Denying the company of peers, Abori turned to the natural world around her for companionship, forming intense bonds with the family's sheepdog, Mona, and spending hours roaming the desolate property alone. She became an expert tracker, learning how to snare wild rabbits in the fields to help put food in the family's impoverished table. This lifestyle forged a highly imaginative, deeply independent, and fiercely private young girl who was intimately familiar with every hidden nook of her home. With the surrounding wilderness. By the time she reached her early teenage years in 1931, Vorri was a bored, intelligent, and socially starved adolescent trapped in a claustrophobic house with two stressed elderly parents creating the exact psychological pressure cooker that experts believe sparked the creation of Jeff. To survive the brutal winters on the ridge, James Irving had to aggressively fortify the poorly insulated stone cottage against the elements. The relentless freezing winds sweeping off the Irish Sea regularly battered the house, creating freezing drafts that made the interior nearly unlivable. James solution was to line the interior walls of the rooms with wooden matchboard paneling and coat the exterior stone with thick cement rendering. While these modifications successfully insulated the home, they had an unintended and dramatic structural side effect. By nailing the flat wooden panels to the uneven interior stone walls, James inadvertently left a hollow gap of several inches between the wood and the stone. This narrow, empty cavity wound its way through the entire structural framework of the frame house, linking the downstairs parlor and kitchen directly to the upper attic and bedrooms. Instead of a standard wall, James had accidentally constructed a giant interconnected acoustic speaking tube. This hollow maze functioned as a natural megaphone, meaning that even a low whisper spoken into the woodwork in one room would echo clearly and loudly across the house, creating the perfect stage for a hidden voice to appear to move through the walls with impossible supernatural speed. So these two adults just have horrible bad luck and bad decision making?

[Lynette]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Frank]

I feel bad for the daughter.

[Lynette]

Sounds like a fun life. Yeah, I would say that's totally a Lynette thing right there.

[Frank]

Lynette's like, oh, my God. You just described my perfect beat.

[Lynette]

It is. I'm like, this sounds amazing. Except for not being able to, like, grow food.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

And having to walk miles in hall water. I don't like that part. No mushrooms for you. Yeah.

[Frank]

Can you put aside all the hard labor for me? I don't want any of that, but give me.

[Lynette]

I'll do the medium, but she might get as much birds she can watch. So many likes to watch her birds.

[Frank]

Yeah, I shot them all.

[Lynette]

And the sheriff, but not the deputy.

[Frank]

By September 1931, 13 year old Bori was thoroughly trapped in a dull routine and the financial stress weighing on her aging parents had reached an all time high. It was this tense atmosphere that the piece of dorlish kashion was abruptly shattered by persistent, unsettling noises. At first, the family heard sharp, aggressive scratching sounds echoing from deep within the hollow spaces of the freshly installed wood paneling. These noises quickly progressed into strange spitting, growling, and loud blowing sounds that seemed to race through the interconnected walls of the house with impossible speed. James Irving, familiar with the realities of rural life, initially assumed that they were dealing with an exceptionally stubborn infestation of rats, a weasel, or perhaps a wild ferret that had squeezed through a crack in the exterior stone. He immediately set out heavy iron traps and scattered poison throughout the house. But the elusive intruder bypassed every single snare, and the chaotic scratching only grew louder and more frantic with each passing night. Frustrated by the failed traps and the growing nightly racket, James Irving decided to try a different tactic to frighten the elusive creature out of the walls. He stood by the wooden paneling and began aggressively mimicking animal sounds, barking loudly like a dog and growling into the wood.

[Lynette]

I was sitting here thinking, as you're reading this, I'm like, is he just having a mental break? And then now you're saying he's barking at the walls himself.

[Frank]

Yeah, yep. That's also.

[Lynette]

I'm wondering if this is how they invented, like home intercom systems.

[Frank]

Oh, that's a good idea. I'm just still trying to think about growling at, at the wood.

[Lynette]

Like, have you ever had a mouse in your house or, you know, a, a raccoon in your wall or something? Like, did you ever bark at it?

[Frank]

So we had a God. That was this. I think it was pre Covid. We had a mild mouse issue and I would, I would meow all the time.

[Lynette]

And your dogs were like, my owner's stupid, my humans dumb. They probably stare at you like that. Yeah, Especially Sheldon.

[Frank]

Yeah, it would, they would bark at me like, shut the up. So, yeah. So to his utter astonishment, the entity did not flee. Instead, it immediately mirrored the exact pitch, rhythm and volume of his barks back at him.

[Lynette]

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[Frank]

realizing he was dealing with an incredibly adept mimic, James began producing a wide variety of farm animal noises. Jesus. And this is how. This is how old McDonald got started. With eerie precision, the voice behind the wall successfully duplicated the bleeding of a lamb, the clucking of a chicken, and the fierce spitting of an angry cat. This rapid evolution from random scratching to deliberate, intelligent mimicry fundamentally shifted the family's dynamic with the wall, turning a frustrating pest problem into a deeply bizarre interactive phenomenon that completely captivated the isolated household. What if this. What if there wasn't an entity? It was just echoing the echo? Yeah, echoing back.

[Lynette]

Just a delayed echo. I was thinking that that would be awesome. Like, wow, this thing's really smart, but I'm really stupid.

[Frank]

E equals MC squared. E equals MC squared. Holy shit. Realizing the entity behind the paneling possessed an uncanny knack for imitation, James Irving decided to test whether its talents extended to human speech. He began standing by the wooden walls and clearly reciting simple, rhythmic nursery rhymes like baa, baa black sheep and goosey goosey.

[Lynette]

And Old MacDonald had a farm.

[Frank]

Yeah. Baa Ba black sheep and goosey goosey gander. We have to look those up.

[Lynette]

So I know Bubba. I don't know goosey goosey gander, but I know Baba black sheep.

[Frank]

Do you want to say it how I know?

[Lynette]

Like, the first line, actually, Bob Baba black sheep have you any wool? And that's the only part I know.

[Frank]

Okay. Within just a few days, the chaotic animal mimic ceased, replaced by a piercing, incredibly high pitched voice that began repeating the verses back to him from inside the woodwork. Witnesses later described the sound as being two octaves higher than the human voice. Clear, shrill, and eerily rapid. This breakthrough moment marked the point of no return for the household. The creature had bridged the gap between animal noises and human language, setting the stage for the full talkative personality that was about to completely upend the Irving's isolated lives. By late October 1931, the entity stopped merely repeating words and began initiating full, rapid fire conversations with the stunned Irving family. It was during this explosive phase that the voice officially introduced itself as Jeff. Weaving an incredibly bizarre and elaborate backstory. Speaking in its signature shrill, piercing cadence, the creature claimed it was a mongoose born in New Delhi, India, in the year 1852. When James Irving questioned how an exotic animal from India ended up on a cold, desolate ridge on the Isle of Man, Jeff vaguely explained that he had been brought over by a man named Marshall years prior. The introduction quickly revealed. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Lynette]

Sorry. Does. Does Jeff have an accent? Ooh, we can make one up.

[Frank]

What if he did have, like an Indian accent?

[Lynette]

He's got Hindi or Punjabi or something. Accent.

[Frank]

Hello, you know my name is Jeff.

[Lynette]

Yeah, no, I'm just gonna bite my tongue.

[Frank]

I am a Punjabi. Hello.

[Lynette]

I can't.

[Frank]

I can't do. I can't do. I can't do accents.

[Lynette]

No, but whenever I call customer service and someone says their name is Jeff, I've never believed that their name was Jeff, even if they had a thick Indian accent. But now I'm going to. Yeah, now I'm going to believe that their name is Jeff. Well, you should be like, how do you spell your name? Jeff? Yeah, if it's G, E, F, then you know. Are you related to a mongoose?

[Frank]

Yeah, it's. What if the mongoose is still alive? What if the mongoose is your customer service from.

[Lynette]

He has. He has really grown.

[Frank]

Yeah. So the introduction quickly revealed Jeff's massive, highly volatile ego. He absolutely refused to be dismissed as a mere animal or a common pest. Loudly declaring himself to be the eighth wonder of the world, he boasted of his immense intelligence, claiming he could understand multiple languages and read the minds of the local villagers. Yet despite his grand assertions of being extra, extra clevernot just extra clever. He's extra, extra clever. Jeff's descriptions of his true nature remain deliberately Chaotic and contradictory. One day he would claim to be a physical creature with hands and feet, and the next he would terrify Margaret Irving by screaming through the panels that he was a ghost in the form of a weasel.

[Lynette]

Oh, that's awesome. What? I'm a ghost.

[Frank]

This dramatic debut cemented Jeff not just as a passing haunting, but as a dominant, fast talking and permanent fixture of the household. What if. What if Jeff the Mongoose is related to Vince Vaughn?

[Lynette]

What?

[Frank]

You know Vince Vaughn is a smart aleck, fast talking person. What if that's his like, grand great grandfather?

[Lynette]

Wait, so like did they actually see the mongoose or they're just hearing a voice?

[Frank]

They're just hearing a voice.

[Lynette]

And he says he's a mongoose weasel?

[Frank]

Yes. He says he's from New Delhi and was born in 1852 and some guy Marshall brought him over to the Isle of Man from New Delhi.

[Lynette]

Marshall?

[Frank]

Yeah. This is all. This is all very believable. I. I believe I am 100 in this. This all happened. This is true.

[Lynette]

They lost their marbles. Okay, keep going.

[Frank]

Yeah. I don't know why we're doing an episode on this because this is true.

[Lynette]

Everything we say on this is true, isn't it?

[Frank]

I think so. Well, almost everything.

[Lynette]

You're entitled to your own beliefs and if you want to believe it's true, it's true.

[Frank]

That's. We'll talk about this offline. After. After Jeff made his. The his theatrical debut in late October 1931, the situation at Durlish Cash and quickly escalated from a bizarre domestic secret into an international media circus. Jeff went from an invisible voice to a chaotic active presence that dominated the Irvings lives for over a decade. Once Jeff settled into the household life at Durlish Cash and transformed into a bizarre mix of rural utility and psychological torment. Jeff quickly made himself useful by hunting. He would choke wild rabbits in the fields and leave them on the doorstep, providing a vital source of food for the impoverished family. However, his helpfulness was always balanced by a volatile, malicious temper that earned this era the title of his reign of terror. He frequently threw stones, pennies and kitchen utensils at the family, stamped loudly on the ceilings while they tried to sleep and screamed profane insults through the walls whenever he felt ignored. Beyond the farm, Jeff became a self appointed neighborhood spy. He utilized his small size to slip into the nearby village of Dalby, hiding under hedges, church pews and window sills to eavesdrop on the locals. He would then race back up the mountain to the Irvings gleefully shouting the villagers private secrets, financial troubles and infidelities. Through the wooden paneling,

[Lynette]

Lynette feels you sounds like you're so confused there is flabbergasted that there's such a little men there.

[Frank]

Yeah, no, I mean this all tracks. This all tracks perfectly. So this gossip caused a massive stir in the insular community. Locals were terrified to speak freely in their own homes. Fearing that the invisible Dolby spook was listening. Jeff used his stolen information as currency to control the Irvings, demanding a steady diet of biscuits, chocolate and bananas in exchange for keeping the peace and sharing the latest town scandal.

[Lynette]

How do you get bananas up there?

[Frank]

I don't know. But by 1935, word of the Dalby spook had escalated the Isle of Man. Triggering a massive media frenzy in the British tabloid press that eventually caught the attention of the country's most elite ghost hunters. In July of that year, legendary paranormal investigator Harry Price, famous for his exposing spiritualist frauds, teamed up with friend Richard S. Lambert, the prominent editor of the BBC's magazine the Listener, to conduct a definitive boots on the ground investigation at Dawlish Cashen. Their arrival was met with immense theatrical frustration. Jeff, who had developed a fierce dislike of Price before the investigator even set foot on the island, went completely silent and refused to speak a single word during their visit, leaving the two city intellectuals to awkwardly interview the Irvings while staring at an empty wooden walls. Despite Jeff's stubborn strike, Price used his time to carefully inspect the farmhouse, explicitly noting that the unique double walled matchboard paneling essentially transferred the entire house into a giant interconnected speaking tube. Though highly skeptical and privately exhausted by the absurdity of a talking mongoose, Price and Lambert co authored a landmark book about their experience, title the Haunting of Cashin's Gap. They carefully maintained a tone of objective reporting to avoid being sued or ridiculed. But the book effectively broadcasted Jeff's antics to a global audience, cementing the case as an immortal cult classic of paranormal history. As Jeff's fame peaked, the Irving family sought to legitimize the phenomenon by sending physical evidence of the mongoose to mainstream scientists, resulting in a swift and devastating scientific debunking. James Irving carefully collected fur samples that Jeff had allegedly shed, along with a piece of plasticine containing deep indentations made by the creature's paws and teeth, and mailed them to London for analysis. The fur was examined under a microscope by F. Martin Duncan, a renowned naturalist and fellow of the Zoological Society. Duncan quickly concluded that the hairs did not belong to an exotic mongoose, but were instead ordinary fur from the Irving's own family sheepdog, Mona. The paw prints fared no better under expert scrutiny. When researchers at the Natural History Museum evaluated the plaster cast made from the plasticine, they noted that the impressions were anatomically impossible for any known mammal, living or extant. The front paws were disproportionately massive compared to the hind legs, and the marks lacked the uniform claw structure of a digging animal like a mongoose. Combined with the fact that independent investigators repeatedly noted the pitch of Jeff's voice matched Vori's natural vocal range, the scientific community officially dismissed the case. The evidence strongly indicated that Jeff's physical presence was a clumsy fabrication, likely constructed using dog hair and hand pressed tools to keep the media circus alive. In 1937, the Jeff investigation took a deeply psychological turn when Nander Fodar. God, that's such a great name. Nandru Fodar, a prominent psychoanalyst and investigator for the International Institute of Psychical Research, traveled to the Isle of Man to spend a week living with the Irvings. Unlike the hostile reception given to Harry Price, Jeff actually chose to speak during Vodor's stay, bombarding the analysts with his characteristic high pitched chatter and volatile outbursts from behind the walls. Like this would be easily debunked, right? It's like, all right, Jeff is talking. Where's the little girl? Yeah, you know, great, now unless the

[Lynette]

little girl, yeah, where's Mr. Irving? Like, yeah, all the family. You sit in one spot.

[Frank]

Yeah. Yes. So Fodor approached the case through a Freudian lens, carefully observing the family dynamics rather than just hunting for hidden wires. He quickly noted the profound isolation of the farm, the heavily financial anxieties of the aging parents, and the intense teenage boredom of 19 year old Vori. Fodor ultimately concluded that Jeff was not a biological mongoose from India, but a fascinating psychological phenomenon. He theorized that Jeff was either an externalized poltergeist project projection fueled by Vori's repressed adolescent angst, or a highly complex split off part of James Irving's own frustrated personality, acting out the wild, uninhibited desires that the proud educated patriarch had to suppress in his bleak life. While his theories didn't quite solve the mystery of whether it was a deliberate hoax, Fodor's empathetic and deeply psychological study of the family changed the narrative, famously inspiring the 2023 movie Nandur Fodar and the Talking Mongoose. There's a fucking movie?

[Lynette]

2023, wow.

[Frank]

That was like yesterday. So as the 1930s drew to a close, the frantic energy that had sustained Jeff's presence for nearly a decade began to naturally evaporate. The primary catalyst for this decline was Vori irving. Entering her 20s, the intense, isolated adolescent angst that most investigators believed powered the phenomenon began to shift into the realities of adulthood. As she matured, her focus naturally moved away from the childish game of throwing voices into the woodwork and the voice verous outburst from behind the walls becoming increasingly rare. Concurrently, James and Margaret Irving were growing older, frailer and deeply exhausted by the constant upkeep of both the failing farm and the elaborate myth itself. The global destruction of World War II also pulled public attention and media interest away from the remote island, leaving the family to slide back into the quiet obscurity they had lived in before 1931. By the turn of the decade, the once boisterous eighth wonder of the world had been reduced to an occasionally faint scratching sound or a rare half hearted whisper signaling that the surreal theater of Dorlash Kashin was finally drawing to a close. The fragile world of Dorlish Kashen officially collapsed in 1945 with the death of 73 year old James Irving. As the family's patriarch, James had been Jeff's most staunch defender. Primarily conservative, I can't say that word for some reason. Conversationalist. An obsessive chronicler, filling hundreds of journal pages with meticulous transcripts of the creature's daily rants and antics. He had stubbornly clung to his belief in the talking mongoose even as it cost him his savings, his reputation and the respect of his neighbors. Following his passing, a profound and immediate change swept through the farmhouse. The high pitched voice that had dominated the household for 14 years went completely silent. Jeff never spoke another word to Margaret or Vori, nor did he ever scratch her than the matchboard paneling. Again. James death effectively proved that he was the emotional linchpin of the entire phenomenon. Once his intense protective energy, desire to believe were gone, the surreal theater of Jeff vanished with him into the grave. Following the death of James Irving, the crushing isolation of Doris Cashin became utterly unbearable for Margaret and Vori. In 1946, desperate to escape the heavy atmosphere of the cottage and the lingering social stigma of living in a notorious haunted house, the mother and daughter made the painful decision to leave the mountain ridge forever. They were forced to sell the property at a devastating financial loss. As no local buyer wanted to touch the cursed farm, the property was bought by a skeptical newcomer named Leslie Graham, who immediately set out to strip away the infamous matchboard paneling. Shortly after moving in, Graham claimed to have shot and killed a strange ferret like animal on the ground that he suspected was the culprit behind the legend. However, when shown a photograph of the dead creature, Bori publicly and fiercely denied it was Jeff, firmly stating that Jeff was far too clever to ever be caught or shot by a human. The sale marked a tragic end for the Irvings. They walked away with virtually nothing, and the farmhouse itself was eventually abandoned, falling into ruin and eventually being demolished, leaving only a few scattered stones and a lonely hillside where the eighth wonder of the world once spoke. So I don't know where you find the flaws in this story.

[Lynette]

No, everything's true. No, it makes sense.

[Frank]

Right, so they lived in a big echo box, and the mongoose sounded like Rory and it was obnoxious. My curiosity is, how did it know the townspeople's secrets?

[Lynette]

Well, yeah, that's what I was thinking. So that means they were spying on their neighbors.

[Frank]

Yeah. That means Vory had to have gone out in the middle of the night and just like, snuck off, peeped in windows and stuff. Yeah, like she was the original ears of the wall. Yeah, original Peeping Tom, you know?

[Lynette]

You know, I mean, hopefully they got paid a little bit. I mean, obviously they. They fell on hard times. They had a magical mongoose. The media came in, maybe they got a few tabloid dollars.

[Frank]

Yeah, you think so?

[Lynette]

I feel like, like British tabloids are a thing, right? I mean, aren't they?

[Frank]

I think so.

[Lynette]

Aren't they, like, big money makers?

[Frank]

Do you think since Jeff is British, he also has bad teeth?

[Lynette]

Well, he's maybe in the. Is he technically Indian?

[Frank]

Yeah, but he. But he lived in Britain, so I'm assuming he conventionally used their dental system, which is non. Existent.

[Lynette]

You know, maybe.

[Frank]

I don't know.

[Lynette]

I don't know. They. They took a sample. Like the teeth. What did they say? The. The. The molding of the teeth marks? Yeah, so they said it. It didn't fit any known animal, so maybe. Maybe he didn't have really good dental care.

[Frank]

Maybe not. And. And the. And the fur was the dog's fur.

[Lynette]

Poor Luna. Right?

[Frank]

Mona.

[Lynette]

Mona Luna.

[Frank]

Sounds like you need a Luna bar.

[Lynette]

Luna Lovegood.

[Frank]

So Jeff's highly volatile ego, sharp wit, and dramatic proclamations resulted in a series of unforgettable quotes that secured his place in paranormal folklore. Because the phenomenon was recorded primarily through the journals of James Irving and the logs of visiting researchers, most of his famous statements date with his most active period between 1931 and 1937. So his most famous phrases. Phrases include, let's see. So his proclamation of grandeur. So Jeff fiercely rejected being seen as a common animal, often boasting about his immense intelligence, cosmic nature, or unique physical state. I am the eighth wonder of the world. Declared during his explosive introduction phase in late October 1931, cementing his massive ego. I'll split the atom. I'm the fifth dimension. I'm the eighth wonder of the world. A grand sci fi esque boast hurled through the walls to emphasize his unearthly nature. I am not a spirit, but an extra, extra clever mongoose. His classic self description when the family question exactly what he was. So if this happened in 1931.

[Lynette]

Mm, hold on, I gotta Google. I mean, if he was a mongoose, he was probably bored because there's no snake. Oh, wait, that's Ireland. I was like, there's no snakes. So he's bored.

[Frank]

So the atom was officially split April 14, 1932. But at least six months earlier, he proclaimed he would split the Adam. And we're not talking about like mainstream. Like there was no mainstream news back then. You know, they were on a little island that probably didn't get newspapers in the 1930s. So how would they have any knowledge of splitting the atom? You know what I mean?

[Lynette]

That's interesting. They didn't think about that. Well, I don't think they're completely unable to get any news. I mean, I don't know, that'd be interesting to look if there were any, any news articles out about experiments. But timing is interesting.

[Frank]

Yeah. Because I mean, like during, you know, a little bit earlier than that, we really thought the atom was the smallest thing until we were able to split it. And then all this stuff came oozing out, you know, did it ooze it? Probably. I mean, you know, with different protons, neutrons, and, you know, nucleus for it.

[Lynette]

All that Jeff just oozing all over the place.

[Frank]

Yeah, yeah, got it. So. But yeah, I find that interesting. So another quote, the warning of visual exposure. Jeff was famously elusive, refusing to let outsiders see him. He used dramatic biblical phrasing to warn the family.

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[Frank]

8 [e-mail] against trying to catch a glimpse of his true physical form. I'm a freak. I have hands and I have feet and if you saw me you'd faint. You'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone. Or a pillar of salt. Recalled by James Irving and later recorded in detail by psychoanalyst Nander Fodor during his 1937 investigation. That's. That's a weird thing to say that you will be petrified and mummified.

[Lynette]

Like Internet.

[Frank]

Yeah, weird pillar of salt. Hostile and threatening quips. So despite hunting for the family, Jeff frequently reminded the Irvings of his volatile temper and potentially and potential for violence, shouting ominous warnings throughout the wood panels. I could kill you all, but I won't. A frequent shielding reminder delivered to the family during the early 1930s reign of terror. I am the ghost in the form of a weasel and I shall haunt you. Shouted to terrified Margaret irving in late 1931 when his descriptions of his true nature were at the more that they're most chaotic and contradictory.

[Lynette]

I love that one. I'm inform I'm a ghost and former weasel. Like, how does this scare somebody?

[Frank]

Like, honestly, if we were investigating and we heard a voice saying I'm a ghost and I will haunt you, I don't think you'd pick me up off the floor from laughing so hard.

[Lynette]

Especially if they say they're in a form of Weasel.

[Frank]

Like, even that aside, like, it's like, I'm a ghost and I will haunt you. Like. Like, don't threaten me with a good time there.

[Lynette]

I'm gonna hear you. I can hear Frank. Be like, do your worst.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

Meanwhile, Brian and Steve are Scooby Dooing through the walls. Pretty much, yeah.

[Frank]

And then for years I could understand all that was said I tried to talk but couldn't until you taught me. Written in a letter by James Irving in 1934 describing Jeff's explanation of how he transitioned from animalistic mimicking to human language after listening to James recite nursery rhymes. That's not the way that works. Like, by just repeating, you don't get to understand all there is about language. You know what I mean?

[Lynette]

Especially talking splitting atoms. I haven't heard any nursery rhymes. Unless you're talking about, like, you know.

[Frank]

Yeah, well, like, there's. Oh, God, who is it? There's a philosopher. That's one said. I can't remember his name, but he said about language that even if a lion could talk English, you would still not be able to understand what he says because of their frame of reference is so different from ours, we just wouldn't be able to get it. So a ghost of a mongoose can't learn language like that either.

[Lynette]

I'm just picturing a line going,

[Frank]

excuse me. Rawr. So the legacy of Jeff the Talkie Mongoose has evolved far Beyond a localized 1930s ghost story, securing him in. Securing him an immortal, deeply affectionate slot in the global folklore and weird pop culture. For decades after the Irvings left the Isle of Man, Jeff was primarily discussed in fringe paranormal circles, treated as a historical curiosity or a bizarre case study in collective delusion. However, the Internet age completely revitalized the Dolby spook. Jeff's absurd, unforgettable quotes, such as calling himself an extra, extra clever mongoose and boasting that if seen a human would be mummified, turned into a stone or a pillar of salt, made him a viral sensation among a new generation. Today, he is widely celebrated not as the terrifying specter, but as a delightfully chaotic anti establishment folk hero who successfully conned elite investigators and captured the world's imagination. This modern resurgent has manifested across diverse media, cementing Jeff as a permanent fixture in contemporary arts and entertainment. In music, the indie artist Lemon Demon brought Jeff's exact phrases to a mainstream audience with a popular 2009 track, 8th Wonder, a song that remains a cult favorite. His story has been meticulously preserved in Literature through Christopher Joseph's Award winning 2017 historical book, Jeff the Strange Tale of an Extra Special Talking Mongoose.

[Lynette]

Extra, Extra special.

[Frank]

Yeah, yeah. See, this fucking author forgot the second extra.

[Lynette]

How could he?

[Frank]

God. Stupid.

[Lynette]

He's gonna turn to stone.

[Frank]

Yeah. Which treated the archives with serious academic rigor while embracing the tales inherent silliness. Podcasts like Last Podcast on the Left and the Folklore Podcast and Fringe Beyond Limits have introduced the creature to millions of listeners, leading up to Jeff's ultimate Hollywood debut in the 2023 dark comedy called Nander Fodor and the Talkie Mongoose, starring Simon Pegg, Christopher Lloyd and Neil Gaiman. Remarkably, Jeff has even left a footprint in mainstream science. The slides containing the alleged Jeff first samples sent to investigators in 1935 are still carefully preserved to this day in the biological archives of the Zoological Society of London, serving as a physical monument to a time when a talking mongoose made the scientific elite look over their shoulders. The Dolby Spook, Jeff the Talking Mongoose is a detailed deep dive episode from the Dark Histories podcast that explores the bizarre folklore, local newspaper reactions and enduring cultural impact. Strong. The Isle of Man's most famous invisible resident. Ultimately, whether Jeff was a biological anomaly, a brilliantly orchestrated hoax fueled by teenage isolation, or a psychological manifestation of a family's deepest anxieties, his true magic lies in his survival. Long after the matchboard paneling of Dawlish Cashing was torn down and the Irving family faded into history, Jeff refused to stay quiet. He escaped his remote island home to become a viral folk hero, a cinematic star, and an immortal pop culture icon who reminds us that the world is a far weirder place than we often care to admit. He promised that he was extra, extra clever by capturing our collective imagination for nearly a century, he proved it. So as you look back on the chaotic rants, the stolen secrets, and the elusive scratchings in the dark, one question remains. Do you think Jeff was a clever trick born of human loneliness? Or was there truly an eighth wonder of the world hiding in the walls? He was hiding in the walls. He was really there.

[Lynette]

Yeah, he did the atom.

[Frank]

This is all true. Well, that was a fun story at least.

[Lynette]

They want to know what the other siblings thought of this, right? Because there's an older girl that moved out. Just one. Okay, I thought there was more than one.

[Frank]

There's an older boy and an older girl that were adults when this happened.

[Lynette]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank]

So they moved out before this.

[Lynette]

I know, but I want to know what they thought when their family ended up in the news, like, yeah, pretty

[Frank]

sure they just didn't pay any attention and stopped talking to everybody.

[Lynette]

So, yeah, I want to know this Marshall guy. Marshall, where'd you find this mongoose? Why'd you pick Marshall?

[Frank]

If you're listening, go ahead and send me an email. FriendBeyondLimits, gmail.com and tell me how you got a hold of Jeff and brought him over. The Isle of Man. Doesn't the Isle of Man sound like. Like a gay porn?

[Lynette]

Oh, gosh, your mind would go there.

[Frank]

And now, premiering on hbo, Max, the Isle of Man.

[Lynette]

I mean, it's kind of interesting that the story lasted as long as it did, but at the same time, like, we. We've done other episodes on, you know, Gaelic folklore and legend, and there's a lot of belief and even still today of mysticism. And the Isle of Man is supposed to be a pretty energetic spot, like a Sedona, if you want to think of it like that, with fairy circles and things like that. So I'm. I wouldn't be. I'm not that all that surprised that people were freaked out of a.

[Frank]

No, I mean. Yeah.

[Lynette]

Of a being who appears to know things.

[Frank]

Yeah, no, I don't think. Yeah, I don't think, you know, it was. You know, they were. They were out of school, believing and thinking this was really happening. You know, given, like you said, all the folklore in the.

[Lynette]

In the British Isles, also, given the erratic behavior of Jeff. It sounds like a teenage girl, I mean, goes from being nice and sweet to cussing you out and stomping their feet in the middle of the night. So, you know.

[Frank]

Yeah, you know what? I didn't look at it from that lens. And you're right. It does sound like a bored teenage girl.

[Lynette]

I mean, Lynette probably did that. I mean, she apparently. Apparently liked this girl's life. So. Wait a minute. What you said, beginning like, this is your life. Oh, yeah. Yes. I'm an oral teenager. If Lynette would do that, then I would guess so. Yeah. Teenage angst. That was an interesting story. I mean, the story is true, but it's weird that it's true. I know.

[Frank]

Yes, it is weird that it's true. So. All right. Anything else to add, dri?

[Lynette]

No, but I want to talk among goose of my own Now.

[Frank]

Maybe that's what you're carrying.

[Lynette]

Oh. Oh, maybe. Should I name him Jeff? Just spell it right.

[Frank]

Let's think of a new way to spell it. How else could you spell Jeff?

[Lynette]

G, E, P, H? Ooh, ooh.

[Frank]

That's a good one.

[Lynette]

That's even extra gross. Yeah, I know. That's why I was like, how about

[Frank]

we go G, E, O, P, H. Just throw in the O for no reason. Oh, oh, here, here. We can go G, E, O, P, H, E. The E is silent on the end.

[Lynette]

Okay, stop it.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Lynette]

This is just as bad as breaking spaghetti. Okay. I'm not happy. All right.

[Frank]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Jeez.

[Lynette]

Like the video I guess sent you of them breaking the box. Oh, gosh, I'm gonna murder your face.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

Murder your face. Hypothetically speaking. Usually you say that to Frank.

[Frank]

Allegedly.

[Lynette]

Allegedly. I'm like, usually she says that to Frank.

[Frank]

Yeah, sorry. You got the blunt of the face murdering tonight.

[Lynette]

Apparently.

[Frank]

All right, Lynette, anything you would like to add?

[Lynette]

I wish there were, like, cobras in the story too, but, you know, I

[Frank]

wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who's pretty. I would call her. No. Anyways, no Skeegle fans.

[Lynette]

I know the song, but I have nothing to add to that.

[Frank]

Oh, all right.

[Lynette]

It's not Mongoose related?

[Frank]

Well, no, it's not.

[Lynette]

Thanks for finding this story, though, Bri. It cracked me up and befuddled me the whole way. I heard this story a long time ago, and one day at work, someone's, like, said. Talked about Jeff the Pocket Mongoose. I'm like, oh, my God, I gotta do an episode about this. So I typed it in my phone real quick so I remember. That's wild.

[Frank]

Thanks for listening, everyone. Share Follow like review. Hold my hands. Send me an email on how much you hate me. And yeah, that is it. So my name is Frank.

[Lynette]

I'm Bri. My name's Lynette.

[Frank]

And you've been listening to Fringe Beyond Limits. Welcome to another episode of Fringe Beyond Limotos.

[Lynette]

How's.

[Frank]

How you guys doing? What was that?

[Lynette]

She's giggly.

[Frank]

She is giggly.

[Lynette]

Giggles.

[Frank]

Somebody tickling your feet?

[Lynette]

Good to get to go. All right, it appears as though there's a delay. Is it called seconds?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

Oh, my Lanta. I think it's fine now we're on delay. Okay.

[Frank]

All right, good.

[Lynette]

We'll catch up. I'm slow.

[Frank]

Well, yeah. Yeah. But that's what I like about you. You make me seem up to speed. So. So. It's nice to see you two ladies again.

[Lynette]

Yeah. Can't say the same.

[Frank]

I know. No, no, I know. Sorry. Sorry for being me.

[Lynette]

Yeah. Sucks, doesn't.

[Frank]

Yeah. Yeah. Today we have a fun episode and I have heard of this, but I don't remember the story, and I'm not sure if I ever knew the story, so. This will be fun. We're going to be talking about Jeff the Mongoose.

[Lynette]

What?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lynette]

Not Jeff.

[Frank]

Did you know about Jeff the Talking Mongoose?

[Lynette]

No.

[Frank]

No. So you've never heard of this?

[Lynette]

No.

[Frank]

All right.

[Lynette]

I thought it was G.E.F.

[Frank]

no.

[Lynette]

G, E, F, Ge.

[Frank]

It's Jeff.

[Lynette]

There are way too many ways to spell the name Jeff. There is, there's. And I'm not a fan. There should only be one.

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