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Robbie
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Kyle
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Chetty
Lost a big money match against the club champ at my company or at my club and we just got hammered after man We. He made me play from the deep tips and it me up.
Kyle
How much did you guys play for?
Chetty
We played for a thousand. Then I pressed about two more times. I lost 3K.
Robbie
Sometimes I watch you. I'm like, man, this guy's, like, really gearing up for the Internet Invitational. And there's times where I'm like, this guy really doesn't give a dude.
Chetty
It's. It's. It's a mix. Honestly. Like, I want it, though. You saw. You saw me out putting with the mirror yesterday, boys. That's when you know I want it.
Robbie
Yeah, I saw you with the alignment sticks and all that good stuff. I'm like, holy. And then the next day, you're bombed. I'm like, I don't know what this guy. Is he going all in or what?
Chetty
No, I'm all in.
Robbie
I'm all in.
Steiny
Steiny's like, the charcoal shower head of Nelk now. You know what I mean? Just take the shower.
Santa Cruz
Tell me about the shower filter thing, because I'm a huge fan of the shower filters. Look, our water in the United States is chlorinated, and you can filter out the chlorine. Why would you not.
Robbie
Santa Cruz, If I may. I'm. I'm going to be honest with you. When I first saw your stuff, and, like, I used to be like, just let the guys go to crumble. Like, let them get the cookie if they want to get the cookie. Like, let them. Let them go in. And I've done a full 180. Anything you sell, I buy. I. I'm like, I'm all in. I got the shower. I got the. The electrolytes. I do it all dialed.
Santa Cruz
I love that.
Kyle
I love that.
Santa Cruz
Well, d. Well, look, guys. Kyle, you should have a shower filter. Why not?
Kyle
I mean, I'm down. I just don't know.
Santa Cruz
Canada's chlorinating your.
Kyle
Okay, so where do you guys draw the line on the biohacking stuff, though? I. I draw it. So I do sauna, cold tub. I'm into all that. I kind of draw it at, like, red light therapy. I don't.
Santa Cruz
Red light therapy is so easy, though. You crank up the red lights. You're scrolling on your phone or you're reading a book, whatever.
Kyle
But there's only so much time. There's only so much time in the day. Like, I don't got time to do red light. And you can't really go on your phone on the red light too, right?
Santa Cruz
Yeah, it's kind of hard. It's kind of hard.
Kyle
It's Kind of hard.
Santa Cruz
I draw the line at, like, some of the Brian Johnson stuff, like harvesting blood from a young child and stuff like that.
Robbie
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Steiny
Real. Yeah.
Santa Cruz
He harvested his son's blood. I mean, it's interesting, but I draw the line.
Steiny
Robbie is.
Robbie
I guess that. Guess that shower head ain't so bad after all, man.
Kyle
Harvesting is a harsh word, though.
Robbie
That's a wild.
Santa Cruz
He said he's gonna make a clone of himself to harvest the blood of a clone.
Kyle
Well, did he just take some blood or did he harvest? I think there's a little difference.
Robbie
Harvesting is a.
Kyle
That's a crazy word, bro.
Steiny
If he grows. Grows clones and then removes the blood he's harvesting, he's growing a plant.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, that's where I. That's where I draw the line.
Kyle
That's a textbook harvest.
Santa Cruz
All right.
Steiny
Yeah.
Kyle
Bob, where do you draw the line? We got Bob on this week, guys. We're going to talk some Internet invitational. We got that coming up this weekend.
Steiny
Let's go.
Kyle
Where do you draw the line, Bob?
Robbie
Honestly, I'm riding with Santa Cruz, man. Everything this guy's bumping. I. I even got the. The Gary Bricket tablets.
Kyle
Like, where you put it in dialed, shout out Cole.
Robbie
I do the electrolytes, now the shower head. I wasn't able to put it back on, so that could be like a task rabbit situation. But, like, I'm. I do the sauna, I do the cold plunge, and that's where I'm at now.
Santa Cruz
Once you realize it levels up your golf game, this is why all you guys do a lot of this stuff, actually. You're like, oh, it's loving up my golf game. And then you just kind of go down the rabbit hole.
Kyle
I don't think it levels.
Chetty
I don't think it levels it, bro. I don't think it does.
Kyle
No, it does not.
Chetty
You know, it does. A couple bush lattes, three in.
Santa Cruz
And I'm John Daly, lifestyle man. You know?
Steiny
You know my problem?
Santa Cruz
What?
Steiny
Any of these channels I followed, because I used to follow them. And then, like. Like you said, dude, I buy everything. I do all this. But then I realized that this person has to keep making content, so they keep adding a new thing. And you go, is it because it's like the science, or is it like, he needs a new clickbait? Like, once the guy starts saying, like, I turn off my WI fi routers, and I like, Saran Wrap my nuts before I go to bed, and I, like, I have to. There's, like, so much, and you're like,
Santa Cruz
no, it can be never ending. It can be.
Kyle
You have.
Santa Cruz
I. This is why I feel like people do with my content, though, because I feel like they're watching my life, and they're like, I do seem to enjoy. I do enjoy life. Whereas, like, some people look at the Brian Johnson stuff, and they're like, I don't know, man. Like, is he enjoying his life? I don't know. Like, I spend a lot of time outside doing stuff. I also will hang out with people who party. I don't, like, ostracize myself from that world. I'm not like. Like, if you have a beer in front of me, I don't freak out.
Robbie
Also, Santa Cruz, like, you. You have, like, 18 abs. So, like, when you see in the backyard, it's like, all right. At least he's. He's. He's walking the walk and he's talking.
Santa Cruz
I'm not, like, the most jacked person in the world, but I'm, like, healthy jacked, and I think I'm gonna have a good, long lifespan.
Robbie
You're in a good spot.
Santa Cruz
Thank you, bro.
Chetty
Yeah, like, if I started a health company, it's not gon.
Steiny
I don't know why that's so funny. You're in a good spot.
Kyle
Yeah.
Robbie
I mean, it looks great. Yeah. I'm like, I'm in. I'm buying everything.
Santa Cruz
Thank you, man. Well, my golf game needs some work, I'll tell you that. But I'm working on it.
Kyle
How are you feeling? What can you tell us about. I got this. I don't even know, but I got this right here. Internet invitational.
Chetty
Fill me in on everything I need to know. What.
Kyle
What can you tell us? What can we. What can we tell the world about this tourney? You guys crushed it last year with the content. I watched the whole thing. It was so entertaining. You guys did such a great job. So I'm pumped for this year. I've been pumped, dude.
Santa Cruz
It's.
Robbie
It's gonna be awesome. It sucks. I hate to, like, come on and not be able to tell too much. What I can say is it's. It's a bigger field. We also brought in people, too, that, like, really stir the pot as well. Like, really get it going. Like, Chetty, like, I feel like Chetty. Everyone's like, chetty's gonna come on and just go all in. Like, you know, when you. Those people playing for this amount of money, like, it. It just gets crazy and things just kind of work themselves out. But, yeah, it's a lot more people. Obviously, the prize purse is 4 million. And then on top of that, Dave is always throwing around different skins and, and money. So it's just, it's chaos and it's, it's very, very nerve wracking. But to see it all come together last year was, was incredible.
Kyle
And 4 million would be split between what, four people?
Robbie
I believe so, yes. Kind of like last year. They did it last year and I million split between the four. But then, you know, on top of that you had Dave throwing out 50,000 and so it's just chaos. So that 4 million purse is, I'm sure gonna end up being more. And Dave does a really good job of, of getting it going. And everybody that we brought in, you know, people talked about like, you know, do you bring on different athletes and whatnot. We, we want the month, the people who are playing the money to really mean something to them. There's some athletes, like if you brought them on, you know, although it's a ton of money, it's not going to make like a difference where like everybody here would, you know, that amount of money you're going to play your ball,
Kyle
any amount of money on the golf course is, bro, anyone's going to want to win a million in a golf tournament.
Robbie
Chetty's distraught over the three grand he lost last year.
Chetty
I got hammered because of that.
Steiny
Yeah.
Chetty
So tell me this. It is a little bit I've been saying to people it's got to be a little bit of luck, you know, because we got guys like Dalky Ruffles that are pros and you're, we're counting on those guys to carry you and then guys like me, Kyle, to have a hot day.
Jesse
Right?
Chetty
That's how who wins this thing, right?
Robbie
Yeah, it's, you know, who you get linked with. The way the format worked last year, like it also looped an alternate shot so there was really nowhere to hide once it got deeper.
Chetty
You got cooked on that, huh?
Robbie
Oh, destroyed.
Chetty
I got an old shot, man. That's just terrible.
Robbie
You know what's the worst is like when you hit a shot and you're in the woods and then you got to go watch your partner, then chip out of the woods that you put them in.
Kyle
It's like morale starts to fall apart.
Robbie
Oh yeah, it sucks. That's such a shitty feeling.
Chetty
It's scary, man.
Robbie
It is. And you know, you factor in that amount, it's a life changing, you know, amount of money. Like I know Brad, I mean he, he even said this. He, he bought a house from, you know, the winnings last year. So like it, you know, it can change your life. So it's just. It's a nerve wracking thing. It's fun but it's incredibly nerve.
Santa Cruz
What's the.
Kyle
What's the over under on Chetty getting into a scrap boys at this event
Chetty
it would have to be. No, I'll tell you it have to be. It would have to be someone on the other team that's giving it back and I would have to have someone on my team. Like a biz or probably 120 if
Kyle
you have one of the Chiclets guys you're scrapping. If you have one of them on
Chetty
your team for sure me and biz definitely want to be teamed up. We talked about it.
Kyle
That's awesome. What was.
Santa Cruz
Where is this taking place? Where is this?
Steiny
Chetty's just the goon.
Chetty
Can't say I love.
Robbie
They haven't announced it yet. Last year was was big Cedar which was like an awesome spot to do it because it hosted everyone there. Like it's all this big golf resort. I think they'll be announcing it soon. But it's the similar thing in the sense of like everybody will be all together. So like what's cool is even people that had gotten knocked out last year, they hung around and they were in the contents like to see everybody stick around be on one place was. Was so cool.
Kyle
What was the craziest moment of last
Robbie
year you think the cheating scandal was. Was pretty brutal. Like the Melosi thing was pretty wild, man.
Santa Cruz
Holy.
Robbie
That's crazy.
Jesse
Robbie.
Kyle
Yeah.
Jesse
Is there officials with everybody to watch? Yeah, because I don't trust anybody especially for that amount of money.
Chetty
I want an official so I don't up on accident and get ripped by the Internet.
Robbie
Me too. I mean I know Paige obviously you know we got in the whole thing with the Bushes but like I'll be honest with you, I. I don't know the rule. So like there's a chance that I could have gone in there if that were me and really something up. So you. I agree with you. You almost want somebody in there. But yeah, to answer your question, signing like Kevin Kisner who's a PJ tour player, he's going to be out there. So now with the stakes at where they are, there will be a lot more people out there to like avoid something like that.
Jesse
Well you used to move your lie Kyle would we'd be playing.
Kyle
No, no, no.
Jesse
There'd be a live move and then you can distance of the driver.
Robbie
No, it's called scrambling out of nowhere.
Kyle
The people that accuse you of cheating are the ones that cheat themselves. Like, Steiny's probably the biggest cheater on the course, and that's why he has to drive with you to your ball. Like, no, I want to watch where your ball is. It's like, bro, I'm not gonna drop a ball.
Chetty
Like, it's always the people that accuse you.
Kyle
The people that accuse of cheating are the ones that themselves because they're like
Jesse
100% known for being stand up on the golf course. I would don't do that stand up
Chetty
guy on the golf course.
Robbie
It's crazy, man.
Kyle
It really.
Robbie
And then, you know, the, that got
Jesse
caught cheating or I don't know if he got caught or it was like, allegedly. What that. Is he invited back or did he actually cheat?
Robbie
He'll be back.
Chetty
So is the best guy of all time.
Robbie
He really is. He's such a great guy. So, like, watching that unfold, like, like I felt bad in the sense of he really is, he's such a nice guy, like in a likable guy. And you're watching that unfold. Thankfully for them, they didn't win because I think if they won, it would have been a lot. And Paige has even said, like, you know, if they won, it would have been really, really tough because then it would have been, you know, harsher. And again, it's like, it's one thing if it's just a random YouTube video, but to play for the money that's on the table, it's, it's a nerve wracking thing. So I see all sides of it.
Jesse
How many people do you see fold under? Like, for you, if you have a big putt and there's a lot of action? I'm not, I'm not that confident that
Robbie
you're gonna sink it.
Jesse
Robbie.
Robbie
Sonny. I'm right with you, man. Yeah, I, I, it's, it's tough, man. I'm not. You know, our channel's built off, you know, it's comedy first and then the golf second. So like when you see someone like Dalki go and make the shots that he made under pressure, it's, it's insane. And there's just, there's nowhere to hide. Like, with the way the format was last year of like, with all shot, like you're gonna be, get in the mix and you're going to be in there. That's why the guys who won at the end of it, they were exhausted. Like, you're just mentally exhausted.
Chetty
Yeah, it could be seven Days, right, or something?
Robbie
No, no, it. It's scheduled out to where it won't be that long. I think last time was, like, three days, so it's nothing crazy. So Dave, like, Dave will go around, stir the pot. Yeah, he's a commissioner. Like, he. Yeah, he'll, like, stir the pot. Like, really get people going, but he makes it fun. He'll. He'll throw money your way, you know, for certain. Like, he. He really adds, you know, an extra element to it.
Kyle
I got another over under for you guys. Bob, weigh in on this one, too. Saleem looked at me yesterday and said, I am not. I am not drinking at the Internet Invitational. And he was super serious.
Chetty
No, he. He actually can't. I can. He can.
Kyle
What do we think of that stat line?
Chetty
I will throw a billion dollars that he will have one.
Jesse
Crap. I don't understand. If you have a chance to win
Santa Cruz
a million bucks, I'm hungry.
Jesse
Bobby locked the in. I would be taking that pret. I feel like.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, dude, that's that. Yeah.
Kyle
But when do you guys. Bob, when do you play your best? You play your best sober or off?
Steiny
A few.
Robbie
I play. I play a few deep, but it's
Kyle
always trying to get that perfect balance right.
Robbie
Oh, yeah. Like our show, whenever we do drinking challenges, I play the best when I'm hammer, because I don't 100. You know, when I'm, like, sober, I'm over the pot and. And over certain shots. Like, really like thinking when I just play carefree, I'm better. So not like, you get to a
Chetty
line, though, where it's like, this isn't helping.
Robbie
Like, that is also correct.
Chetty
And yesterday I found the milking stage. You gotta find the slot. It.
Kyle
Chetty starts. Chetty, you start chunking everything.
Santa Cruz
Is that three? Is that three drinks? Is it four?
Chetty
Where's that line I found? I found it yesterday to test, so I did. I waited until I got two parts back to back, and then the car girl came. I'm like, all right, I earned it. So got one, sipped on it for two holes, got another one after two holes, and it just kind of went like that. And I was money.
Steiny
Once Chetty has his caddy and a guillotine. He's like, okay,
Robbie
we played with the Chiclets guys, and. And Biz does these mushrooms, and he'll take like, six mushroom pills. Like, something crazy. Yeah, I haven't. I haven't dabbled in it too much. Like, here and there, I've done the mushroom, but I really haven't felt anything crazy. So I take one from them, and we're playing, and it's. You know, they chirp a lot, so it's a hostile environment. And then I was like, you know, give me a second one. And after I take it and he looks at me, he's like, oh, you're gonna feel that one. I was like, jesus. Like, if Biz is saying that we could have problems, I'm doing totally fine. And then we get to, like, the 16th hole, and we're doing a scramble, so I go down to get the ball, and I shit you not, the green just hit me like a ton of brick. Like, the green just got so green. And that was, like, the first I ever really felt it. And it was not a good trip because, like, they're coming at you like, both sides really want to win, and it's a hostile environment. Like, I worried I would not even be able to hit the ball, even on a putt.
Kyle
Yeah, the chirps really go to your heart, right? They say something, you're like, that's kind of true.
Robbie
Oh, they're great. Yeah, they're really. And in fairness to them, too, with the chickens guys, they could take it. Like, you can come at them. It's a very mutual thing that they can take it, but they'll. They'll dish it with the best of them. Yeah, I didn't couple shrooms on that. It was brutal. Like, I just. It just took.
Jesse
Oh, playing with those guys would be tough. Those guys are real chirpers, bro.
Chetty
How's. How's this draft going down for what you can say, obviously, even from last year, if you can talk about that, I don't really know too much. How's it. How's it gonna play out? And do you stick with your team, or is it new?
Robbie
Yeah, it'll be. I. I guess I could say similar as last year, like, where you're gonna have the captains, and the captains kind of have to know the players and. And who's who, so people will select the captain.
Chetty
Yeah. It's not. You're not coming with a handicap. Right. It's just based off.
Robbie
Yeah. Like, you just feel and. And just knowing it. Like, last year, crazy. I was a captain, and honestly, we went to bed that night, I was like, we. I honestly felt on paper, we had the much better team. I'm like, I really think tomorrow we're gonna go out there and win. Obviously, that that didn't happen, but, like. Yeah, the way it all just pans out, because, again, you factor in people's nerves and you know, it's one thing to play on on YouTube. It's a whole nother level. It's crazy.
Jesse
Wait, is there a last pick? Someone will be selected last?
Robbie
Yeah, I think like Josh Richards was selected last. Oh, yeah. He ended up. He ended up. I mean, I know damn well if I'm, you know, I never see was it.
Chetty
I feel like Josh shouldn't be last.
Kyle
Steiny, you would go dead last there.
Jesse
That's easy pickings for that guy's chirps. His head is weak.
Chetty
That's what you want though, Steiny, you. I want to be. I want to be a deep pick.
Kyle
Oh, we're gonna.
Robbie
He ended up playing good, but when you got all the cameras on, you're just sitting there. It's like being at recess, you know what I mean? Like, you're just seeing all these people get picked and you're just sitting there just knowing you're going. Like, if I'm not a captain this year, I know I'm not going deep in that draft that.
Kyle
But.
Chetty
But it's honestly terrible. The recess picks your last. Brutal.
Jesse
I'm like taking kids confidence.
Santa Cruz
They need to figure out that's important. That's important, man. You need reality, bro. I started getting picked last for basketball. I'm like, yeah, bro, basketball is not my sport.
Jesse
That's called reality, dude. I always related this kid to Kyle, you know that kid that, like when things weren't going his way, he would say, my ball and walk off the court again.
Kyle
Steiny claiming something that he does himself.
Chetty
Himself.
Jesse
I never brought a ball, but there was that kid.
Kyle
I was sty in his tennis basketball court in his backyard.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, my court, my ball.
Chetty
Yeah.
Robbie
Santa Cruz. Are you just tearing people up in jiu jitsu or are you feeling.
Santa Cruz
I'm out for a little bit with a little knee injury, but I'm gonna get back to it.
Robbie
Okay.
Steiny
That shit's.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, it's really fun. I don't wanna. I don't want any smoke with Chetty's guillotine though. He's like a guillotine master.
Chetty
Teach me a couple. You got to teach me a couple combo moves on top of that. Because that can't be my one. I can't be a one trick pony.
Santa Cruz
There's a guillotine. Anaconda to Darse, like series, dude. If you learn that, maybe we don't even want to teach you that.
Chetty
I could be a real problem. Just based off the names.
Robbie
Chetty, you're gonna have a. Gaichi will be there.
Santa Cruz
Yeah. Wait so. So who. So who all. So do you already know all the people that are going to be in this is Big John in this Internet Invitational?
Chetty
Oh, yeah.
Robbie
Yeah.
Chetty
If Jay gets picked in the second tier, he will win this tournament.
Kyle
I'm going to play with Big John after this. I played with him the other day. He's gross, bro. That guy putts like a animal, bro.
Santa Cruz
He's. Dude, he's a good coach, too.
Kyle
Literally, bro.
Santa Cruz
He, like, helped my swing a lot. Like, it's insane.
Kyle
He's a really good putter, bro.
Robbie
I believe it. Yep. And then you got guys. I mean, I know I said there wasn't athletes, but I think one of the only athletes is. Is Gaethje. And we invited him even before.
Kyle
That's crazy.
Robbie
One. Yeah. And he won before. I remember thinking we were doing the list. I was like, he was getting ready to fight to Poria. So I'm like, win or lose, like. Like, him coming off of that, off the White House card is going to be so cool. And then I remember getting ready to watch the fight, and I'm like, if Justin pulls us off this upset, showing up to Learn Invitational after that will be the coolest thing of all time. So it's crazy how that he loves golf.
Kyle
He might be just as stoked for this as the White House fight.
Chetty
I think he might be. He does love it, bro.
Steiny
I feel like once you're an athlete, you just have it. Like, you're just like. He's obsessed with it.
Kyle
He's golfing on fight week, and, bro,
Santa Cruz
he likes to hit the zahn golf out there in Colorado. That's what they do.
Robbie
Yeah, he has a ball. He'll like. He, he, he fight. It's. It sounds crazy to say, but he. His golfing style is the same as his, like, fighting style. Like, he should clearly putt sometimes, and he'll have, like, a wedge out. And he's like, chipping and he's just like, it's crazy.
Jesse
If you have no chance of winning, you gotta just go out like a beast and you gotta just take on Gaethje. Like Bob Barker it. Happy Gilmore style. Just get your mom.
Chetty
I got a lot of DMS saying I had weird feelings. Chatty wins this thing, and I've had the same. And I'm not lying, boys.
Santa Cruz
All right, I'll bet on you, Chetty. It depends who you're paired up with, I guess, but I'll. It is.
Chetty
But I want to be picked on. What are we doing?
Kyle
What are we doing? If you win, where are we going,
Chetty
we're gonna put some cheddar in the S P500 and then I'm gonna have about 300k put aside for the boys in a credit card and we go somewhere and until it's gone.
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Robbie
Can you guys.
Steiny
Can you guys explain it real quick? Like the what when you said like there's 4 million, but four people split it. So is it like there's teams? I. I don't really know much about it.
Kyle
So last year you could talk about last year.
Robbie
Yeah, last year it was a draft and it was two different teams and then you. Those two teams square off, the winter team advance and then they redraft again. So they redrafted. It was three total days till it gets finally down to a 4v4. That's what it was last year. And yeah, so it's just, it's. Man, you have your team. If you pass, then you go on to the next day. We got knocked out the first day, so it kind of sucked. Like you're just hanging around there, just wishing that.
Chetty
Do you recommend hanging around though?
Robbie
Yeah, it's because it's good for people's brands too. Like with the amount of eyes that it gets, which is crazy to say. Yeah, it's. It's wild. I mean some of these people, like Chazzy for instance, like he popped off from it. Brad Dalke, like his brand popped off. Granted, they were still playing, but even the people that hang around.
Jesse
Yeah.
Robbie
You get good air time as well. So I think a lot of people. It's a good, good play.
Santa Cruz
When.
Robbie
Yeah, the where's unknown. By the time they release it, it'll
Kyle
be later this year.
Robbie
Probably three. Yeah, like four months from now. Because you think it's a lot of people there. Yeah, it's just, it's.
Steiny
Oh, this isn't like a live thing. No.
Kyle
You know who the real heroes of this world are? The people that edit golf content, man.
Chetty
Well, this is a whole new level. I can't even begin to think how they do this with that crazy. I can't even begin with the amount of matchups. How you go.
Robbie
Like Barstool does a good job. I was very worried about. I honestly thought last year my biggest worry was we had too many people on the roster because to me it's like all the behind the scenes stuff. I think it was like 42 people and I'm like, how are you going to capture all that? But then as soon as we got there, you see how ready to go the Barstool crew is. Like, there's just cameras everywhere. They do a really good job.
Chetty
So Robbie, each match. So say I'm paired with someone day one, every match that I play, it's not every shot filmed by me or. Right. Like every hole you can my match or.
Steiny
Yeah.
Robbie
Eventually after they release it, then they went out and, and released the individual videos. So when people saw my alt shot there, that's when you just get exposed.
Chetty
And then another question I had.
Steiny
Where.
Santa Cruz
Where's.
Chetty
Like where did like cold cuts go last year? Like who are the middle tier guys? You know, like. Like who's going in like the 30 or who's going in like the 30th pick.
Robbie
Cold cuts didn't. Cold cuts definitely went later, but not like too late. Like, have you guys ever seen we're
Santa Cruz
gonna go so late.
Chetty
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. They tried to pa. Lisa tried to pair me up with the Duke in share a hotel room. I go, lisa, I can't do it.
Santa Cruz
Oh.
Robbie
He stayed at Big Cedar for like, two months after. He's still putting out videos. We're like, how the. Is Duke still at Big Cedar? Like, it's just crazy.
Chetty
Yeah, but who, like, where's Big John going? You think? Someone that's good, but he's not pro, like, Ruffles, you know, like, is that like a 10, 15 guy?
Robbie
Probably because you got some studs there and then. Yeah, I mean, but people know how good Big John is. Like, it's documented, especially with the way he's popped off. Like, people see that. So I still think he'll go earlier. Probably around where you said, like, 15 or so.
Chetty
Who's won this year?
Robbie
Like, Dalky Ruffles, Wesley Bryant.
Chetty
Oh, yeah.
Robbie
He's a pro. So it could be. Could be any. After Dalky's performance, it might be Dalky.
Jesse
Robbie, have you been able to keep your crew together for so long? UFP cuty. Who's the fourth that usually plays?
Robbie
Jet will be with us. Well, you know what? We're just. We're a very tight, tight, tight crew. Like, obviously, you know, you go through things and whatnot, but, like, we've just always stuck together. We've. You know, we can have tough conversations with each other, and it's just been huge. Like, we're very, very close. We're really good friends out of. At the end of the day. I know that could be tough, obviously, to be in business with friends, but we've always. Any tough conversation we've needed to have, we've been able to handle it really, really well. Like, the. The guys are tough.
Kyle
Me and you talked about this offline, too. Yeah.
Robbie
Like, somebody like cold cut. There's times where, like, you know, he could drive you nuts, like, and you can light into him. And he does not take it personally. He's just like, he's a champ. Like, he'll just. He understands where he coming from. He takes it on the chin. He's unreal.
Kyle
He's like.
Jesse
Seems like everyone does a lot of.
Robbie
Yeah, he, He. He's. He's one of the greatest human guys. Like, nothing gets to him. Like, you know, you can have a good heart to heart with him. You can chew him out and, like, he knows it's. You love him at the end of the day, and, like, he's able to take it and keep moving Forward. I think our friendships have always just kind of, you know, prevailed through it, but obviously, it can be tough.
Jesse
How did.
Kyle
You guys have had some crazy people.
Robbie
Yes.
Kyle
Recently. How did. How did LeBron reach out to you guys for the first time?
Robbie
It was unreal.
Jesse
He.
Robbie
He just. We saw him watching a bunch of YouTube golf. Like, I saw him watching the Brian Bros. And Grant, and then it hit me. I'm like, he's. There's a good chance because, you know, if you type them in YouTube, that it can come around to us. And the next thing you know, he started posting us on his story, which obviously, that was nuts. And then I just DMing with them, and he invited us to a Laker game. I'm like, you know what? I'm just. I'm gonna take a stab at it. I was like, you know, if you want to play nine holes and. And film, by all means. If not, you know, we can do it later. He's like, yeah, let's do it. And then, like, leading up to that, I truly didn't think. No. Well, it was the day before, so we flew out to la. And then, like, the whole time, I'm like, there's no way this is actually gonna go through. Like, I just kept thinking it was gonna cancel.
Chetty
That's a good way to propose it. Nine holes quick, you know, not eight quick.
Robbie
A hundred percent. And if you can't do a fine. I didn't want to overdo it. I saw you with Tony Hawk, Santa Cruz, so that had to be a wild one for you. Like, the buildup to it is just you. You're so. You just want to get going, and then once you get going, you know, it's great.
Jesse
Robbie, how's this game? I can't tell because, like, these guys take stories of, like, their swings, but you can never see how their game actually is.
Robbie
Yeah, I mean, you could tell he just started, but, like, he's one of those guys where he's just such an athlete and, like, he loves it, that I know the next time I see him, like, I probably had the ed him, he'll be smoking me.
Jesse
A small action or just a friendly game?
Robbie
Just friendly at the time because we. We did, like, a team thing, like a. A scramble just to keep vibes up and whatnot.
Jesse
I can't imagine the glaze that. That round there was definitely not one chirp thrown. That's probably pretty tough.
Robbie
Not a single. His feet.
Santa Cruz
His feet are moving a lot there. I don't know too much like me, though.
Chetty
I move my Feet. Don't worry.
Jesse
I want to counter on how many compliments you gave him through nine holes.
Robbie
Oh, yeah. I mean, I just absolutely. I. I.
Jesse
Even on bad shots, you have. There's, like, nice swing. Like, you still.
Chetty
He's gonna get so good this year in Philly. They got tracks out there. That's all he's gonna do.
Steiny
You're telling him about the charcoal shower head and stuff. You're like, yo, you should really look into this.
Robbie
I.
Jesse
He.
Robbie
He came to the course, and he asked Joe. It's a great clip. He came up to Joe, and he just.
Steiny
Jo.
Robbie
Just didn't see it coming. He asked how his son Luca's doing, and, like, Joe never saw that coming. To say thank you. And, like, he couldn't get the words out. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.
Steiny
He.
Robbie
He. He. He's. He's like, he couldn't get the words.
Chetty
Did you set that up, or did he just come with that?
Robbie
Oh, no, he just came with that. We, like, we never saw that coming.
Chetty
Yeah.
Robbie
Wild. Unbelievable.
Chetty
Well, Bronnie, his son is insane. I played with him a few weeks ago, and he was like, yeah, it's my first year playing, and I'm a five handicap on.
Robbie
It's insane, and I've been grinding at it for years, and I'm nowhere near there.
Jesse
A lot of these NBA players can just play. Play.
Robbie
What's that?
Jesse
A lot of these envy. Like, have you played with Reeves? Austin Reeves?
Robbie
Oh, my God, no. But he's unbelievable, bro.
Jesse
He's, like, pretty close.
Chetty
Wait for our match to drop against him. And dlo Big J took him down solo. Three birdies to beat him. It was the best match I've ever seen in my eyes. Do a single thing. Reeves hold out from 130 yards on us. I was like, these guys are different.
Jesse
Who's your favorite PGA player to play with? Played with all of them.
Robbie
Well, not PGA now, but Rom has always been unbelievable. Like, we've always had so much fun with Rom. Max Homa is awesome. Like, it's good when guys have seen the show because they kind of know what they're getting and coming into, so that always makes it easier and more fun.
Jesse
What about, like, the most competitive guy, probably Jon Rom?
Robbie
Like, if you go down a hole or two, like, he's just got that fire to him where it's just like. Yeah, just a tense. That's, like, whenever betting on him, like, I can never bet against them. Like, I've even just seen that, even though it was just YouTube. Like, like some of those guys, you could tell just have that, like, fire. To be honest, Gai is the same way you go out and play a money match with Gaichi. Like, he's just got that different. There's just an edge to him that's just amazing.
Jesse
Yeah. What kind of action do you usually play for?
Robbie
Whatever they want. Nothing crazy. I mean, I, I, it's kind of
Chetty
what the guest wants.
Jesse
I kind of want to play around with you, Robbie. Just for fun and just a little action.
Robbie
Yeah, anytime. Gai was a big one. Gai we got up there. Gaii was wild.
Jesse
What wasn't fun?
Chetty
A little wager for a timepiece hat
Robbie
or something.
Kyle
Timepiece shirt, too.
Robbie
I would be down. I, I was asking, when I played with Gage, we played with his brother, and I was asking them, like, how nervous they, Because I was just watching them, like, watching him play. Like, he's just a fearless guy. Even though you're just playing golf. He's jumping off the carts, like, doing backflips off the cart. And I asked him, I was like, like, how nerve wracking was that for you? Like, with the Toporia buildup? Because, like, their families, you know, Tori took a shot at, like, his dad, like, families got a little bit involved, which is always nasty. And his brother said he's like, Robbie, he, he's such an animal that after the Toporia fight, he didn't get home till like, 4:30. And, you know, a lot of their family's there. And he's in the living room, and he looks outside to the backyard. This is brother talking. And Justin's outside wrestling with his friends. So, like, the guy just beat Toporia. He comes back home and he's wrestling. No way. Some of these guys, it's just hard to wrap your head around. That is crazy.
Jesse
That's just dedication.
Steiny
Just doesn't.
Jesse
After his round with you, he probably went home and put it, dude.
Robbie
Yeah, it could have been. I just, the UFC guys get me, though, because they're like, they're real life gladiators. Like, I just couldn't fathom doing what they do. I'm just, just, I just have so much respect for what they do because I couldn't ever imagine doing that.
Steiny
So you're a pretty big fan of ufc, like, fighters?
Robbie
I love it. Yeah. I really do.
Jesse
I don't know if, like, I'd want to be around that, because those guys probably get back from the bars and then they just fight and wrestle.
Chetty
Yeah. Like me.
Jesse
Yeah.
Kyle
Except for Chetty's way Dangerous to be around than a UFC fighter.
Steiny
Yeah, he is.
Kyle
Because the UFC guys, they won't. They won't with you, dude.
Chetty
Me with you. Me and Kobe Covington. That was a great night. Kick his ass.
Robbie
But you see some of these guys go in there with like, strictly mad,
Chetty
scared, easy, easy with that clip. Judd,
Robbie
you know, in fairness, by the way, Steiny, I think it was you. You took a hook from Toria. That looked brutal.
Jesse
Yeah, I got a concussion from that.
Robbie
Yeah, but credit to you like that
Jesse
eat it not talked about. But it's okay. I did eat it was.
Kyle
He didn't want to stream with any more fighters after that.
Jesse
Well, I'm gonna tell you what, Bobby. I'm gonna tell you what. And actually this changed my perspective is
Robbie
cuz, like, oh, like that's a clean.
Jesse
You get in there and like we're streaming and you think it's for content, so you're running your mouth. But at the same time, those guys don't want to look like. Like they're not going to be with.
Robbie
But there is like, you look at, like, I've seen you guys, like, with. With Sugar Sean, like, he'll go really easy, like he'll never get anybody hurt. But then you see some of these guys get in the ring, which is a death wish, and like, he beats him to a pope. Like, it's. It's it. I also think it depends who you get. I was surprised that the Poria did that, but yeah, they're just that. That clip from. From that stream you guys did, it is one of my favorite clips in Internet history. When Kyle says that and then you guys just kind of turned around because you could tell you didn't mean any ill will. Like, you could tell you didn't mean anything bad.
Kyle
No, I was actually being serious.
Jesse
Yeah.
Robbie
And then. Oh, man, that was just unbelievable.
Steiny
I kind of get what Shiny's saying, though. Like, they, like, that's their whole career, so they're not gonna let some influencer just like, make them look like, normal.
Santa Cruz
It's pretty normal to them. Like, they're just dropping people and sparring every day.
Robbie
We're like, honestly, that would drop anyone
Steiny
in their sparring, like, that would just be across and they'd be like, oh, okay.
Jesse
Like, Bobby, you should. You could get in there with someone and just to feel. Feel it. You get the adrenaline going and it's scary.
Robbie
To be honest with you. I should like, just to. Just to say you've done it or like, I've always thought about, like, doing jiu Jitsu and I would be terrible, but, like, I gotta think my confidence would just skyrocket.
Chetty
You don't, like.
Santa Cruz
You don't want to get that Jonah Hill confidence, though. Yeah, that was pretty, pretty dude. So, you know what's wild is I go to the Jonah, like, pops into the gym. I go to, like, he goes to surf. I've seen him train and like, that whole Jonah Hill clip. I think think where it comes from is part of what he's saying. He's Malibu, but he also has a house, like, near me.
Steiny
Oh, near you. Okay. Okay.
Santa Cruz
Part of what he's saying is right, where if you are around his size and you don't train any grappling, he'll probably beat you at Jiu Jitsu. But why everybody gets up in arms about it is because Jiu Jitsu is not a fight. So there's this thing that some people get, and I probably got it really early.
Jesse
Wait, wait. Show that takedown real quick.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, that was a soft takedown. That's just like a private that he's getting with somebody, you know?
Steiny
Okay.
Santa Cruz
But like, I know it gets to this point with Jiu Jitsu where like, sure, if somebody's my size and they don't train, I can probably beat them in Jiu Jitsu, but I don't think that that's a fight. A fight is completely different. You're getting hit in the face. We see it all the time at the highest level. These Jiu Jitsu guys go into the UFC and they sometimes get dealt with because it's not a fight. So him saying, oh, no, I would. I would you up. It's like, how do you know? Like, what if you get kneed in the face? Like, your Jiu Jitsu is not going to help you. So. So, yeah, it's a little.
Steiny
Oh, is that what he said? He started saying, like, he's.
Chetty
He was just saying, I kill everyone.
Santa Cruz
He was just saying, no, not everybody, but like the people on the.
Jesse
Every single guy that sees him in person or sees him in public is going to say, like, it's going to try.
Steiny
I still see it as a positive though, right? Like, Joe, what you're getting out of jitsu or any of this is like, you do get just a self confidence and sometimes it gives you an ego that's bad.
Santa Cruz
You do. But yeah, it shouldn't give you. It shouldn't give you a self confidence that you can people in a fight, because it's a very specific thing. Like, Jiu Jitsu is a game that you're playing and like, yeah, what's cool is, like, at my size, if I do jiu jitsu against somebody who's around my size or maybe even a little bit bigger, I can win. That's cool. But I don't think that that's a fight. That's where I think people get up in arms because they're right. It's not a fight. So I'm glad Jonah trains. But, yeah, that clip went viral for good reason.
Robbie
So would you ever box Santa Cruz or you leave it at, like, would you ever consider boxing?
Santa Cruz
I don't. I'm not good at boxing. Here's the thing with boxing. To get good at it, you have to spar and you're going to get hit in the head, right? And unfortunately, you know, all the health stuff, it's not good.
Chetty
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Santa Cruz
There's no debate about it.
Kyle
Shower head can't fix that, right?
Steiny
No, you're cooked, bro.
Santa Cruz
Like, I love hitting the mitts, you know, I have a guy come and he'll hold mitts for me and I'll hit the bag and, like, maybe I'll move around with my friends who are pro level because they'll never hit me, like, hard. But I don't know, man. Getting hit in the head a bunch to get good at the sport.
Steiny
Little.
Santa Cruz
Little dicey.
Kyle
What do we think about these next fights coming up? You guys seen all the Ian Gary's been saying, bro?
Santa Cruz
Yeah, he's going vegan.
Jesse
And something else. Woman power.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, woman. Woman should run the world.
Steiny
Like, he's leaning into the cuck shit you guys are.
Jesse
Actually, he's playing chess because he's having a whole new take. That's a marketable guy in a way that the UFC has never seen. Scene.
Steiny
Well, let's get Bob's take. Bob, do you. You hate. You hate woman? Do you think women shouldn't have, like, wow, Jesus.
Robbie
What?
Santa Cruz
No. Jesus.
Robbie
You were saying? Well, Jesse, not that I know of. Wow. No, not at all. I. I Tell you, I. Wow.
Steiny
No, you're just reversing.
Robbie
Trying to think of how to elaborate on that. No, when you were saying about like
Steiny
women shouldn't be in place. I just.
Kyle
Can you.
Jesse
Dude, he's. Look at. He just got a bag from PETA. This guy's like playing smart, bro.
Santa Cruz
The plant based is a joke, dude. Like PETA bag's got to be no joke chicken huge.
Kyle
And he's like, they've been waiting for
Jesse
a guy like Ian Gary to be their face.
Santa Cruz
No, they've done all this fake before. Like that whole documentary that was like twins eat and one eats plant based and one doesn't. And the plant based one was healthier. Was literally funded. It was funded by the companies that make plant based meat alternatives. They funded a lab at Stanford. There's all public information. And that documentary get made. There's so much money in it. When you look at the beyond beef stocks, the impossible food stocks, Billy Gates investing into all this stuff. There is money in selling people processed food guys. So what are they doing? They're packaging processed food in this way where. No, this is plant based and healthier. They just want to sell you processed food. It's soybean oil wheat. It's disgusting. It sucks.
Robbie
You know what didn't last long was Kevin Hart did like a fat vegan fast food. And I think that that's already gone.
Santa Cruz
Yeah, that it's probably even more. It's probably more unhealthy than McDonald's at that point.
Jesse
Honestly.
Steiny
He's trying to jump on like some wagon that like, oh, like this will. This will pop. And it was a small moment.
Chetty
Bill Gates is a pigeon too. What's up with this Bill Gates I see on my him unleashing ticks into our meat. What is this?
Santa Cruz
He's a bad dude, bro.
Steiny
Bro.
Santa Cruz
He cheats on his wife on the diddler island and he got like a disease floating around there and. And dude, he's just a bad guy, bro. And he's trying to dude, you know he's eating ribeyes on a yacht.
Kyle
Bill Gates dogging it up his all time.
Santa Cruz
He is a dog on.
Robbie
But the fact that he hit up
Steiny
Epstein to like be like, do you have pills for this? Like he's so rich. It's like go hit up anyone else than the guy that's really bad, you know? Like that's what made me think what
Chetty
kind of been a fake email asking for. I didn't see this spreading chlamydia, you
Santa Cruz
know, it was like, yeah, man, but
Steiny
you Go to your family doctor and get chlamydia medication.
Jesse
Chlamydia is an easy fix.
Santa Cruz
Whoa.
Robbie
That. That, that's never going to go well.
Kyle
That's. That's.
Robbie
I know that's never gonna.
Jesse
I've done research and it's a pill you take.
Kyle
It's a pill you take.
Chetty
It's a real. Right now, no context.
Steiny
No context, no caption. Maybe an emoji or something. Bro.
Chetty
Clown about you would do numbers.
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Santa Cruz
No, I got Islam. I got Islam for sure.
Steiny
But Ian, Gary, definitely, he has amazing takedown if he's defense, great movement. He's fast as it's like he's gonna have obviously the length.
Santa Cruz
He doesn't finish people like that. That's the thing. He has really good boxing. He's really technical. You have five rounds now with Makachev in front of you. What are you gonna do? You better. You better get him.
Chetty
I'm throwing up.
Steiny
I don't know, dude. After the Toporia fight I'm like, I don't. I don't root anyone to the out.
Kyle
It's like it's been such a weird Nasty.
Jesse
It's different with strikers, bro. Strikers.
Robbie
Even the, the Strickland fight like that to me was one of the most shot. Like Gaichi always, I feel like has a puncher's chance. But like that Strickland fight to me was one of the most shocking results. So I agree with you, Jesse. It's like it, it, I, I've looked at everything differently now. Like, I, I think Islam will win, but like, you just never know. It's crazy.
Kyle
I feel like there wasn't this many upsets in the past past in ufc, like, it's just impossible to predict now.
Robbie
It's crazy.
Santa Cruz
But looking at these odds, I feel like these odds are fair. Okay, if I, if I saw, if I saw Ian Ian Gary go to like plus 320, sure, I, I, I see what people are saying. I feel like, I think Makachev is going to take this.
Steiny
Like, he should win on paper, he should win for sure.
Robbie
Like, I always like going with the wrestlers more too, bro.
Santa Cruz
Ian Gary gets taken down. Shavkat took him down. Like, dude, he's gonna get taken down, bro. And then what are you gonna do? Box up Islam? Take him out, bro. You're not going to win a five round decision against Islam with his pressure.
Robbie
So I know what Islam did to jdm, that, that was, it wasn't even, it was five rounds of just, it wasn't even.
Kyle
That was the opposite. That was, everyone was saying, yo, jdm is this is going to be so close. Yeah, it was the complete opposite. And then Islam just ragged all them.
Robbie
Yeah, he's unreal.
Steiny
That seems to happen when they're like a power striker. I feel like when they're just like, they're like, oh, this guy's gonna be the one that can lay him out. And then it always goes bad because talent is like not as close to what he has.
Santa Cruz
JDM similarities to Ian Gary there where he's a really good boxer. Yeah, he could piece you up. But like, bro, like, I think it's just not gonna happen with Islam.
Steiny
Like that fight he did with who's the guy that like almost matched his karate style from the, from the uk.
Santa Cruz
There's mvp.
Steiny
Yeah, like, I think like that would turned out being a boring fight, but like it really showed how much like, dude, he just creates that distance. Like insanely. Like, it's like he's, yeah.
Robbie
The only thing with the Poria going down is the fight that I, I wanted to see more than any other fight in history was Toporia. Toporia versus Makachev. And I just. I don't know if you're gonna see it now. I don't know. You know what I mean?
Santa Cruz
Back and get two wins. And then Islam says he's only going to do a few more fights. These dudes out of that, AKA camp, when they say, hey, I'm going to do a few more fights and retire, they retire.
Robbie
They mean it.
Kyle
That fight's not happening.
Jesse
I think Patty Tori is still pretty sick.
Kyle
That's the biggest fight. That's the biggest fight, bro.
Santa Cruz
I saw Patty last weekend out here. He's like. He must be like 190 pounds, dude. Boy is thick. He was having 10 milkshakes out here.
Robbie
I get such a kick out of him. It's amazing how he leans out so. And then like, he'll win the fight and you look at him like a week later and he's huge. Like, it's crazy.
Chetty
I want to see that protocol. How's he cutting that fast? Because I'll do that if I need to.
Kyle
That just shows you diet. Diets everything, bro.
Steiny
If there's one fight that I'm like, makes no sense. But if I was like, the most excited to see would be Dustin versus Connor, even though he's retired. Like, if I. I just want to see that again so bad.
Santa Cruz
Especially with all the drama now.
Steiny
Yeah. And the fact that he, like, should retire and like, he is retired and they have that trilogy. Like, I think, I think that's more exciting than Max Holloway, who's going to
Kyle
be next to fight for the lightweight belt.
Steiny
Belt.
Kyle
Is there going to be like a, A fight to decide who fights for it? Like, I feel like it should just be Armand, but it doesn't seem like for some reason that's happening.
Steiny
Well, what's going on with that? Is Armin just, like, not tight with Dana and UFC and like, is it.
Santa Cruz
They've had their disputes in the past. I feel like, you know what crushed
Robbie
Armin was when he dropped out of that fight. I think it was with Islam where he. He didn't make weight or he had like a back issue one of the two. And. And then that's tough to get. Get something like that. Yeah. You know what? You guys are going to look back on the fighters that you guys have gotten to spoke to, like, even getting to talk to Khabib Islam like that. The stream you guys did with the Poria, like, it's. It's incredible who you guys have gotten to to sit alone. The.
Steiny
I agree, dude, Kyle, that the fact that you, like, you guys talk to Khabib is insane. Insane.
Kyle
It's a blessing, bro. I mean, just even get being able to go to the fights, bro. Like, every time I still go, I'm like, dude, I can't believe this is real life.
Robbie
It's good that you didn't. You don't lose that appreciation.
Jesse
Never, bro.
Kyle
It's crazy.
Jesse
I think even doing, like, the podcast with Strickland. Strickland doesn't. I don't think he'll do podcasts anymore. But moments like that, it's insane.
Santa Cruz
Like, because he's got to get Patty on.
Jesse
Craziest guy ever.
Santa Cruz
Patty would be dope to talk.
Chetty
I can get. Cheddar's got a little Patty connect. I was. I was trying to middleman and get some cheese and try to get him hooked up with DraftKings, you know, no Cheddars in every. Every avenue.
Santa Cruz
Trying to get a few points off that deal. I like it.
Chetty
Yeah.
Santa Cruz
It said Armin versus Charles in September. That would be kind of sick. La. We should go to that.
Steiny
Can I ask you. Can I ask you a question, Chetty, real quick? The. Yeah, a lot of people getting into Jiu Jitsu, right? You get into a bar fight and honestly, Bob, this is for you too. Like, you get into a bar fight and a guy. Is there anything more embarrassing then outside of a bar, you're being choked out and you have to tap. Like, would you. Would you not. Would you not rather be, like, knocked the out and you, like, swung and you just got knocked out?
Chetty
Well, that's how that's gonna. That's how it's gonna go with me if I'm life or dad. My legs will be around your stomach and I'll be anaconda teching you. And then guillotine headlock. That's okay.
Steiny
Now switch. Switch that a reverse. Reverse that that's happening to you and you have to go. Can I. I gotta go home.
Chetty
Yeah.
Robbie
I'm not above a tap.
Chetty
There we go.
Steiny
Okay.
Robbie
You know, if I gotta tap, I gotta tie Chatty's. Only think of it at one way where he's the guy. Yeah. Oh, no, he didn't process that. It could be him getting jokes.
Chetty
I didn't process that.
Jesse
But that's why we love you, dude. That shouldn't cross your mind. Yeah, that.
Robbie
It's a good mindset. Oh, yeah, it's a good mindset.
Chetty
It is a good mindset. Like, I'm not thinking about losing this tourney coming up. I've only thought about winning.
Santa Cruz
Jordan mindset, dude. Michael Jordan mindset. It's true.
Chetty
I'm envisioning me holding the plaque, screaming at the top of my lungs, you
Jesse
gotta somehow try and get Jordan and Braun on the course at the same time.
Robbie
Oh, that would be.
Jesse
I think you might be able to
Robbie
do it would be.
Jesse
How insane would that be?
Robbie
It would be nuts.
Chetty
That might be number one vid of all. All time.
Kyle
But Jordan's disgusting.
Robbie
No, but you know what though? Jordan's so competitive that. And look, it's. It's irrational thinking. But after we film with LeBron, I did think to myself, like, maybe Jordan is so petty that he'll see that and just be like, I'm gonna go on that show and then show. But, like, obviously that that didn't happen, but you, you'd be the guy that
Jesse
could make it happen. It sounds crazy until it happens, and then it's the biggest thing of all time, so.
Robbie
Well, even getting in the cart with LeBron, like, there's just so much you can ask him. So, like the nine holes was amaz. Did I wish he was 18? There's just so many things that has happened to him and so many different questions you can ask him, you know, I know.
Jesse
I actually think about that all the time. Just things that, like, even his relationship with Kyrie, like, yeah, there's so that. It's just too many things.
Robbie
It's like me getting in the car with Cruise. If I. If I got in the cart with Cruise, you know how many questions I cruise. Oh, man, I would love to pick your question, man.
Chetty
Man, I just pepper away.
Steiny
Bob, what do you think half this, this podcast is? It's just us being like Santa Cruz. So my left is the best.
Robbie
I saw the one with you. You're asking the question and you like put down a beer and he's like,
Santa Cruz
yeah, did you just asking me some health advice? And I'm like, bro, we're in the same time zone. It's 10am and you're hammering a beer.
Robbie
Like at that point, like, he's like, yeah, but it's finished. Yeah. He's like, yeah, but it's finished. And you're like, yeah, but Jesse, it's finished. Doesn't mean like, okay, but I'm getting
Steiny
on the StairMaster in 10 minutes.
Santa Cruz
Like half of the day, he's working on the mid morning part of the day.
Robbie
So big. If I may, I'm a big elliptical.
Chetty
I'll.
Robbie
I'll bang out an hour on the elliptical, no problem. Big elliptical guy elliptical is a cheat code.
Chetty
It is.
Steiny
It.
Robbie
It burns so many more calories than, like, the treadmill.
Steiny
I don't know. Everyone I see on elliptical is old and fat.
Kyle
There's no question it's the most homosexual form of cardio, but it's effective. Like, you look.
Chetty
You look brutal. Some machines are different. I can't find the gate. For me, just hit.
Jesse
I disagree.
Robbie
StairMaster.
Steiny
StairMaster is like, the beast that's. You're burning calories, you're sweating.
Santa Cruz
Stairmaster's goated incline tread is absolutely goated.
Steiny
Incline tread's good, but, yeah, watch a movie, you know, like, do that while you're. That's, like, shouldn't be your workout.
Chetty
I'm really dialed into the tournament. I'm on my fourth cup of. I'm on my fourth cup of Joe on this pod, and I'm going to the court course after this, I'm going to practice. What are these greens flying?
Robbie
From what I remember, they move. But I. I will tell you, honestly, chatty. To start, like, it. It'll be the last thing on your mind. So, yeah, it's gonna be. There's just gonna be so much happening.
Chetty
Just go play. You gotta tune it out and play.
Robbie
Yeah. And. And. And have a ball like you.
Chetty
You're.
Robbie
You're. We're gonna have a blast.
Kyle
We're gonna have a blast.
Robbie
Ah, it's. It's gonna be great. But, yeah, go win the thing at the same time.
Chetty
I can't believe I have Salim in my cottage, man. Oh, my God.
Kyle
Dude.
Steiny
Do we know where this is? Where is this, guys?
Kyle
We can't say.
Steiny
Oh, you can't say.
Robbie
I hate not being able to say. I feel bad. I wish I could, you know, give more.
Chetty
Dude, they hit me up every day to relax. They're like, don't leak anything, Chad. Like, every day I get one from Lisa.
Robbie
Because the last thing you want is Portnoy knocking down your door. Like, of all people. Like, I saw when Big John, you know, when he missed that flop light, like, tough spot to be in, you
Chetty
know, because you're gonna hear it everywhere.
Robbie
Oh, I wanted Big John to play so bad, too. And Dave was a bull. Dave was on it. And then he missed the first flight. It's like, all right, I. That happens. And then the second one, I even hit him up. I was like, come on, John. Like, the second flight, like. But I'm happy that he's back because he. He's. He's a great guy to have on there.
Jesse
They not release the location because they don't want people going out there and playing the course. Early.
Robbie
No, not even that I understand.
Santa Cruz
Like show. Yeah.
Robbie
Correct. Yeah, yeah.
Jesse
So that's why I think it's part of the game.
Robbie
Yeah, but it's like if one person leaks it, then you're screwed.
Santa Cruz
Not a fan blowing an air horn like that would happen.
Jesse
I mean bring on more pressure. I think you gotta have a few fans in there.
Robbie
I think just, just blowing who, you know who won. Like more of like the result like that would suck because then maybe not as many people will tune in. And so that's, that's more the reason.
Kyle
That's the main thing they do it.
Santa Cruz
How many days of playing is it?
Robbie
3.
Jesse
Do you get paid once the video goes out or do you get paid after the tournament?
Robbie
From. Oh, as far as. I think it came in pretty fast. Like I asked Dalki, I think he came pretty cuz he got that house pretty quick.
Jesse
You could maybe tell some of these purchases.
Robbie
There was a moment too where I don't know if you guys know Beef Bar passed away. Yeah, he hit the first shot of the tournament. He hit the last shot of the tournament. And I asked him before the final, their team was a big underdog. Like I, I'll be honest, I not think their team was going to be able to win. I was like, what would you do like with the money if you won? And like he got choked up and like said that he would buy his parents a house and unreal. After he won, it was unreal. I said to him, I was like, looks like you can go get that house now. And then it like really hit him that that check was, was going to come. And then he passed. I mean two months after. Just, just horrible.
Kyle
That's sad.
Robbie
But like you can't script that stuff. Like the fact that he, he hit the first shot of the tournament. He hit the last shot of the tournament. He won the tournamen. Like just wild how that, that all worked out. But yeah, just so sad because he was such a nice, nice guy.
Jesse
He passed away in the Dominican, right?
Robbie
I don't know. I don't know the details to it, but yeah. Dave, David.
Jesse
Something about that. Yeah, it's terrible.
Robbie
It was a little before like the first episode came out and it just, it was, it was so sad.
Kyle
That is sad. What's, what's the final days of prep look like for you?
Chetty
Chetty and Bob going to play a 1v1?
Kyle
Are you like practicing, Bob? Are you just playing? You don't even.
Robbie
I am. That's the thing people don't like. People will think that I play bad on purpose, like for the channel, because that helps the channel. Like, I, I think I hit more golf balls than anybody in YouTube.
Kyle
Are you like, Are you putting though? Are you like, putting?
Robbie
Putting is the one thing that I feel like I do okay. So not as much like I will put.
Chetty
Everyone can practice putting though.
Kyle
You know, that's what I need to do, bro.
Robbie
Yeah, but that's a good spot to be in though, Kyle.
Kyle
Okay.
Robbie
Yeah, that's a good place to be in. It's just such a hard game. I, you know, I. I've. I've grinded more on golf than anything and I just can't figure it the
Jesse
out how much your game improved since you started the channel, like few years ago.
Robbie
Really? I mean, maybe if you look at like the first.
Steiny
Yeah.
Robbie
If you look at the first videos, like, yeah, there's some improvement. But for how much we play, I'll be the first to tell you, it should be. Be more it.
Jesse
I. I like you better as that guy. That's not the best player out there. I think it fits you.
Robbie
No, I appreciate that. It. It works.
Jesse
It's.
Robbie
It's not on purpose, but it, it works. If I'm playing. Like, I remember, like, all right, like, at least content wise, you know, playing the, the tournament.
Chetty
No, it's like the one thing he doesn't do is go, your pops, he's a character.
Robbie
Nobody loves the UFC more than him.
Chetty
It's.
Santa Cruz
He's on.
Robbie
We were going to the fight. Steiny asked me. He's like, what time are you guys going to the fights? I'm like, we're going at 2 o'.
Santa Cruz
Clock.
Robbie
He's like, 2 o'?
Jesse
Clock?
Robbie
He's like, what to. I was like, yeah. My dad, he's got us at the doors. Like the will call opens. They like open the door and he's just standing there, ready? So it's like Theo Vaugh and then my dad.
Santa Cruz
Real man.
Jesse
And your dad's rocking the Venom. The Venom. Ufc.
Robbie
Yeah.
Jesse
That was hilarious, Bob.
Chetty
When will you know your team? Is it day before?
Kyle
Chetty just. Chetty, just wanted to just ask about the tourney head.
Chetty
Oh, that. Oh, I've been thinking about it all night.
Jesse
Chetty. I'll be fired up.
Kyle
When are you gonna know your team?
Chetty
I mean, boys. What the do you mean? This is the masters for us.
Robbie
I like the passion the first day though. You'll know your team.
Chetty
Morning. So are these early tea times? I'm not a big morning guy, but I'm gonna have to eat it I
Kyle
believe it's later in the day.
Chetty
Beautiful.
Robbie
It's like the PGA in the sense of like, then you. Depends what time your team sends you out. So you could be like 8am and then you can be like 10, 15 or clock.
Kyle
Don't get into the Lamy juice the night before.
Santa Cruz
Oh, no, Chetty, if I were you, I'd be like, no, I'm not staying with Lami. I'm trying to lock in and win this mill. Like, you see his hotel room, and in Washington, it's actually me.
Chetty
I don't know if this is good or bad. I got me and DOD King in a room.
Steiny
That hotel room looked like he was there for, like, weeks.
Kyle
I know the Bob. The lady texted me. She's like, do you want a room with Chetty, DOD Saleem, and Big John? I'm like, nope.
Chetty
I was like, I might change my. I might change my mind. Should I. Should I get a solo?
Santa Cruz
Yeah, Chetty, you need like a. You need like a health Airbnb or like a health tent set up nearby or some dude and just lock the in.
Chetty
I think me and DOD will be good. We'll just cush up at night. You know, it could have been worse. It could have been me and duke chain smoking 6.
Kyle
Just keep the liquor bottles away from Lamy, bro.
Chetty
Yeah.
Robbie
I still don't know how he didn't make the White House card. I won't ask you guys to explain it, but that's. That's something that will always ask him. I will. That's the first thing I'm gonna ask about. I still can't wrap my head around it.
Chetty
Oh, my God. Ask him that on the whole one tee box and he's cooked.
Kyle
I think I told you guys the story, right? So, like, there was events the two days before, right? So, you know, we went out, like, pretty big nights two days before. So third day comes around. It's the day of the fight. What do me and Big John do? Like, we're pretty hungover, obviously. So we wake up up, we go to the gym. I don't think. We didn't even work out. We just did sauna, cold tub, you know, Got some food in us. Like, big night tonight. Salim choses not to come with us. We thought he was just sleeping in. And then I get back to the hotel lobby and there's this fan in the hotel lobby. And he's like, yo, Selim's with my sister right now. And me and John are like, jesus. And, like, Gabe comes up to me and he's like, yo, Selim has this kid's sister in his room right now. He's like taking her down. So he was just like drinking and get him getting a midday kill like the day the. Right before the White House.
Santa Cruz
My sister is diabolical.
Kyle
I don't know.
Chetty
Yeah.
Kyle
I don't even know how he found her. Like,
Chetty
go to the fight.
Jesse
Yeah.
Robbie
But if it's at the arena, like, that's. That's like T mobile or one thing. That's one thing. Like that had to get back to Dana. Right? Like, there's like, Dana probably.
Kyle
I'm not sure. I don't think so.
Robbie
Yeah.
Chetty
Well, I texted Dana White Jr. And said, Selena Saleem took my ticket.
Kyle
Yeah, that's. Yeah, he's. That's insane, bro.
Chetty
Lamy's band and Cheddar's in now.
Steiny
So there was just an empty seat, just chilling.
Kyle
I think they gave it to somebody.
Steiny
Okay, okay. Someone. They're like, yo, someone fill in.
Kyle
That's the biggest L of all time.
Chetty
I'm gonna go look into solo rums that for the win weekend.
Robbie
Take a look. Take a look into this.
Chetty
DOD King is actually. I think he told me, text me at 6am he played that hater yesterday. He's the best player in New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine. I'm like, what are you doing, dod? This guy's a stick. He calls him big titty boy. Dod made him walk because he's so big. The 18. And I haven't heard anything other than 6am he said, I'm depressed, man. And he goes, can I come stay at your house? Up. I'm up in Bum Dude Hampshire. So I think he's driving up right now. And then we're gonna fly down there together.
Jesse
So.
Chetty
But I'm. I'm running with DOD down there. I think that's better. It's better than Lami being in my room.
Robbie
I'm excited to see you boys. No, I'm pumped up, Bob.
Kyle
We appreciate you. We'll see you. We'll see you in a few days. Congrats on all the success. Like I said though, last year was crazy. So I appreciate the invite. We're pumped to come rip it up with everybody.
Chetty
Stoked, man.
Robbie
I appreciate you guys. Thank you guys for taking the time. I know it's a big ass, so. So thank you. Jesse. Nice meeting you, man. Stein.
Jesse
Pleasure.
Robbie
Cruz, keep doing you, man.
Steiny
Sure.
Santa Cruz
We'll link soon.
Robbie
Keep doing your thing. I'll keep knocking down those electrolytes, brother.
Kyle
It's great.
Chetty
What time are you flying in?
Robbie
I get in? I think we get in like early, like Sunday.
Steiny
Sunday.
Kyle
I'm getting in Sunday too.
Robbie
So I'll see you boys there.
Jesse
Yeah.
Chetty
All right, Bo.
Robbie
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Date: August 6, 2026
Episode Theme: Behind-the-scenes of the Internet Invitational 2026, the impact of big-money golf content, and wild stories from golfing with athletes like LeBron James. Also: content creation, health/biohacking, UFC insight, and plenty of classic Full Send banter.
This episode features Bob (of Bob Does Sports) as the special guest, discussing the upcoming Internet Invitational golf tournament, the wild world of golf content on YouTube, and what it’s like mixing with A-list athletes like LeBron James. The conversation ranges from strategies and behind-the-scenes drama in the tournament, to the challenges and absurdities of keeping content fresh, wild health fads, run-ins with UFC fighters, and more.
Golfing for life-changing money:
“It can change your life…it's a nerve-wracking thing. It’s fun but incredibly nerve-wracking.” — Robbie ([10:14])
On wellness excess:
“Once the guy starts saying, like, I turn off my Wi-Fi routers and Saran Wrap my nuts before I go to bed—there’s like so much and you’re like…” — Steiny ([05:54])
Team captain stress:
“It’s like being at recess…if I’m not a captain this year, I know I’m not going deep in that draft.” — Robbie ([19:02])
LeBron’s golf game:
“He just started, but…he’s such an athlete and loves it. Next time I see him, I’ve probably had the edge; he’ll be smoking me.” — Robbie ([29:55])
Drugged golf disaster:
“We get to the 16th hole, and…I shit you not, the green just hit me like a ton of bricks. It was not a good trip.” — Robbie ([16:11])
Chetty’s winning plan for the purse:
“We're gonna put some cheddar in the S&P 500 and then I’m gonna have about 300k put aside for the boys and we go somewhere until it’s gone.” — Chetty ([22:11])
On UFC fighter grit:
“Some of these guys, it’s just hard to wrap your head around. After the Topuria fight, he didn’t get home till like 4:30, and he's outside wrestling with his friends.” — Robbie on Justin Gaethje ([33:13])
| Segment | Timestamps | |-----------------------------------------|:----------:| | Opening Banter, Club Matches | 02:08–03:55| | Biohacking & Wellness Fads | 03:09–05:54| | Internet Invitational Format & Prizes | 07:23–09:44| | Cheating Scandal & Officials | 11:25–13:01| | Golf/Celebrity Draft, Notable Players | 17:45–20:47| | LeBron James Connection | 28:49–30:57| | Athlete Golf Stories & Competition | 31:36–32:19| | Drug Stories (Mushrooms & Golf) | 16:11–17:28| | Team Tightness & Content Hustle | 27:30–28:18| | Jiu Jitsu, Fights, “Jonah Hill Confidence” | 36:57–39:04| | Trending UFC Fights & Takedown Analysis | 44:45–46:54| | Remembering “Beef Bar” | 57:06–57:38| | Final Prep for the Invitational | 57:41–60:34|
The episode is bro-centric, honest, self-deprecating, and hyperactive, with rapid-fire banter, inside jokes, and unfiltered talk. It’s as much about the personalities and lifestyle around golf and fighting as the games themselves—where authenticity, competition, and camaraderie matter most.
This episode is a must-listen for fans of YouTube golf, sports/gambling culture, and those fascinated by the collision of influencer energy with traditional sports. Wild stories, real insights into high-dollar pressure, and plenty of hilarity—plus a true look behind the curtain at what it takes to keep these brands rolling and authentic.
Best Takeaways:
Expect the unexpected at the Internet Invitational, golf YouTubers are both comic and competitive, and no matter how famous you get, sometimes you’re still just getting hammered with your friends, playing for cash, and hoping not to get chirped too hard when you chunk one in front of LeBron.