FULL SEND PODCAST: Celebrities EMBARRASS Themselves at the Met Gala and Nelk Boys Preview UFC 328!
Date: May 6, 2026
Hosts: Kyle, Steiny, Freezer, Santa Cruz
Brought to you by: Happy Dad Hard Seltzer
Main Theme & Purpose
This lively episode digs into all things viral and headline-grabbing from the past weekend: wild Met Gala celebrity outfits and culture, NBA/NHL playoff drama, some inside stories from the Nelk Boys’ lives, and a heavy preview of the huge UFC 328 fight card. The panel dissects social media moments, celebrity behavior, and sports antics, all through their trademark blend of roast comedy and locker-room banter.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Steiny’s Wild Weekend & Celebrity Shenanigans (03:25–05:31)
- Steiny’s wild weekend involved a podcast with Selena Powell and mpj that devolved into chaos when Selena called the cops and posted an address during a livestream.
- “It's like literally an episode of Cops live, bro.” – Steiny (04:57)
- The hosts joke about crazy content seekers and how some people create drama “for the content,” with Selena as the main example.
- Dating Pranks: Steiny describes taking a girl to Knicks game “courtside,” only to reveal last-minute the seats were actually in the highest nosebleeds—a “test” to see what she was about (06:16).
- “Just tell them you have the best seats in the house, oversell it and just see how they react…” – Steiny (07:36)
- Discussion on sports fans in cheap seats versus celebrity culture at games.
2. NBA & NHL Playoff Talk (08:08–15:00)
- NBA: Critique of Jalen Brown's post-game Instagram Live (“That’s the kind of guy I don’t want on my team.” – Steiny, 09:42) and props to Anthony Edwards for playing through pain.
- NHL: Freezer and Steiny debate playoff unpredictability and betting; highlight how playoff hockey has grown in appeal and viewership.
- The hosts all admit to sweating their sports bets; shout out to PrizePicks.
3. Met Gala: Outfits & Insanity (13:45–22:20)
- Met Gala Recap: Jokes about Timothy Chalamet skipping the Gala for a Knicks game, and deep roasts of celebrities’ over-the-top outfits (e.g., Sam Smith).
- “It's just an excuse to dress up like an idiot and go to a ball…” – Steiny (14:19)
- Wild outfits make for vivid satire: stories about Sam Smith, a quadriplegic Black transgender model, and more.
- Kyle: “That’s got to be one of the stupidest events.” (14:26)
- Discussion on inclusivity, representation at the Gala, and if it actually reflects society.
- Banter about who from the group would let wild-dressed strangers take shelter at their homes (15:03+).
4. Celebrity Social Commentary & Hypocrisy (21:35–22:55)
- Rich people posturing: The group calls out celebrities who protest “the 1%” while being “the 1%” themselves.
- “I love when rich people try to hate on rich people for being rich...” – Steiny (21:39)
- Steiny and Santa Cruz rag on environmental activists who don’t practice what they preach.
5. Dating, “Looksmaxxing,” and Life Advice (26:32–31:10)
- Viral Controversies: Quick summary of “Looksmaxxer” drama where a self-obsessed influencer was exposed for suspect behavior.
- Panel’s advice: Focus on being fit, working on social skills, and leading a well-rounded life instead of “jawline posts.”
- “Just be fit and work on your social skills.” – Steiny (29:59)
- Where to Meet Women: Debate on the best place to meet partners (Erwhon/Trader Joe’s, gym, bars, run clubs) and the pros/cons of each.
- Steiny floats “cold tub speed dating”—both hilarious and bold (33:19).
6. Met Gala Outfit Parody & Fashion Critique (18:24–24:14)
- The group pitches a parody of the outlandish fashion seen at the Gala.
- Santa Cruz: “If any one of us pulled up with this fit, we would get slapped. The problem is these people don't have friends.” (21:12)
- Jokes about men’s nail painting in sports, with acknowledgment of how the culture is shifting.
7. Gaming Nostalgia, Streams, and Faze Banks (35:00–37:45)
- Excitement about Faze Banks returning to streaming and the idea of organizing high-stakes MW2/Black Ops search & destroy tournaments.
- “MW2 search & destroy only tourney… that would be fire.” – Kyle (36:43)
8. Travel Stories, Hantavirus & Cruise Nightmares (37:58–40:11)
- Group shares horror stories about cruise ships infested with rats, general reluctance towards cruise travel.
- “I'm never going on a prison food ass cruise...” – Santa Cruz (38:30)
9. Viral & WTF Moments Round-up (41:22–43:54)
- Clip and debate about Nick Fuentes shoving a protestor at his house.
- Spirit Airlines shutting down after 34 years, leading to jokes about the airline's terrible reputation.
- Plane hitting a man on a highway (yes, he survived).
10. UFC 328 Preview & Bets (45:17–53:28)
- The boys offer predictions and betting strategies for Sean Strickland vs. Khamzat Chimaev and breakdown other upcoming UFC fights.
- Santa Cruz: “Hamzat third round submission. Strickland will be able to get back up a little, but on the ground it gets dicey...” (45:30)
- Kyle: “Gonna sprinkle Strickland. It’s kind of like playing a scratch card...” (46:25)
- Steiny: “I’m taking Strickland by knockout, round two.” (53:21)
11. Golf, Challenges, and Nelk’s Future Content (48:30–51:48)
- Plans for major summer golf grinds in Calgary and another “hole in one” video challenge, plus inside jokes about who’s serious and who’s a content liability on the course.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Steiny on dating tests:
“Just tell them you have the best seats in the house, oversell it and just see how they react…” (07:36)
- Kyle on Met Gala:
“That’s got to be one of the stupidest events.” (14:26)
- Santa Cruz on weird fashion:
“If any one of us pulled up with this fit, we would get slapped. The problem is these people don't have friends.” (21:12)
- Freezer on Spirit Airlines:
“I actually feel like I’m on a train in O Block when I’m on Spirit.” (43:25)
- Kyle on UFC bets:
“Gonna sprinkle Strickland. It’s kind of like playing a scratch card...” (46:25)
- Santa Cruz on cruise ships:
“I'm never going on a prison food ass cruise...” (38:30)
- Steiny on Looksmaxxing advice:
“Just be, be fit and work on your social skills.” (29:59)
Important Timestamps
- Steiny’s Wild Weekend Recap: 03:25–05:31
- NBA & NHL Playoffs: 08:08–15:00
- Met Gala Outfit Roasts: 13:45–22:20
- Social Posturing & Hypocrisy: 21:35–22:55
- Looksmaxxing & Dating: 26:32–31:10
- Run Club & Cold Tub Dating: 33:19–34:12
- Gaming Nostalgia: 35:00–37:45
- Spirit Airlines Shutdown Talk: 43:07–44:13
- UFC 328 Preview & Bets: 45:17–53:28
- Golf Plans & Content: 48:30–51:48
Overall Vibe & Tone
The episode is raw, unfiltered, and full of inside-joke energy. The Full Send squad riffs brutally and shamelessly on celebrities, sports culture, internet drama, and their own escapades. The boys keep the banter quick, irreverent, and always circling back to community trends and what’s “viral now.” If you want sports and pop culture news with zero filter, this episode captures it perfectly.