Kyle from Nelk Talks Druski Skit, UFC 328 and Black Harry Potter with Friends | Ep. 190

Summary

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FULL SEND PODCAST | Ep. 190 – Kyle from Nelk Talks Druski Skit, UFC 328, & Black Harry Potter with Friends

Date: March 27, 2026
Host: Shots Media (Kyle, Steiny, Jesse, Chetty, and Santa Cruz)
Episode Theme: A classic "boys chat"—unfiltered debate over viral pop culture topics, sports, streaming culture, live show ideas, UFC, lifestyle trends, and social commentary.

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Episode Overview

This week, the Full Send crew gets together for an off-the-cuff, roundtable-style episode. Rather than hosting a single guest, the group riffs on everything lighting up the internet: the wild “Black Harry Potter” TV reboot, Druski’s controversial new skit, spring break antics, Miami nightlife, why streaming is remaking fight sports, and the state of modern relationships. There’s a heavy dose of UFC 328 talk, including predictions for upcoming fights and ponderings on Netflix's entry into combat sports. Runs of inside jokes, personal anecdotes, and “would you rather” situations keep the mood irreverent and the conversation moving fast.

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Table of Contents

• World War III & Gun Talk
• Black Harry Potter – The HBO Reboot
• Heated Rivalry: The Hockey Show & Funny Punishments
• Hockey Madness: USA vs. Canada & Social Media Livestreams
• Livestream Ideas & Streaming Culture
• UFC 328: Hamzat vs. Strickland, Arman, McGregor, Netflix MMA
• Comedy Spotlight: Druski’s Edgy New Skit
• Spring Break, Miami Nightlife, and Party Culture
• Travel, Aging, and Biohacking: Can We Live to 140?
• Relationships, the Manosphere, and Dating Culture

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World War III & Gun Talk (00:02–05:15)

• The boys open with wild hypotheticals about being drafted if World War III started.
• Which member would survive the draft best? Jokes about covert ops, Florida gun laws, and first gun experiences.
• Quote: “The first gun I ever shot was last year with the Tates. They stuck me right on a Barrett .50 cal for my first ever.” – Chetty (03:12)
• Canadians Jesse and Kyle ask how the US draft would really work for dual citizens.
• Gun culture in Florida vs. Canada becomes a well of laughs and one-liners.
• Banter about the difference between defending the homeland and being sent far away for war.

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Black Harry Potter – The HBO Reboot (05:58–09:35)

• New Black Harry Potter TV trailer stirs debate.
• Steiny reveals he’s a “Harry Potter guy.” Chetty jokes, “Malfoy looks like he sells creatine gummies on TikTok Shop.” (07:51)
• They riff on the casting of a Black Snape with dreads (“looks like he plays in the NFL”) and what that does to the series’ original subtext.
• Jesse: “The thing is, I’m not opposed to Black Snape, but it’s just gonna alter the storyline of the Harry and Snape hate.” (06:23)
• Tangents around race-bent recasting, HBO diversity quotas, and other casting “power moves.”
• The group concludes a Black Harry Potter or Dumbledore would be an even wilder “power move.”

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Heated Rivalry: The Hockey Show & Funny Punishments (10:22–12:17)

• The show “Heated Rivalry” (about gay hockey players) comes up.
• Jesse sheepishly describes watching with a date: “It’s hockey and blowjobs.” (10:16)
• Memorable bet: Kyle lost a USA vs. Canada wager and instead of traveling to a dangerous city, Steiny wants him to binge “Heated Rivalry” live on stream, surrounded by “four gay guys in a dark room.” (11:44)
• “That’s the greatest content ever. That’s the funniest concept of all time.” – Steiny (12:01)

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Hockey Madness: USA vs. Canada & Social Media Livestreams (13:24–15:39)

• Discussion of the most recent infamous USA vs. Canada hockey matchup – partying, iconic toothless photos, and group DMs with NHL players.
• Internet “live bar” cams ruining relationships: “You got a little camera in the corner and you’re just hammered, bro. That’s cooked.” – Santa Cruz (14:41)
• USA dominance, Tate McRae, and American pride—all riffed on.
• Celebratory American banter vs. Canadian heartbreak.

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Livestream Ideas & Streaming Culture (19:14–22:24)

• Past: Highlights from the wild “hole in one” golf stream (Jesse got “banished from the internet a couple weeks”).
• Future: Plans to run back the golf stream at Canada’s longest par 3, plus a “can’t leave until someone bowls a perfect game” marathon at a bowling alley.
• “Dude, bowlers make money, bro!” (20:26)
• Streaming as contest TV: brainstorming Kilimanjaro climb, spearfishing, and cross-genre live events.

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UFC 328: Hamzat vs. Strickland, Arman, McGregor, Netflix MMA (23:23–30:40)

• UFC 328: Hamzat vs. Strickland preview and predictions.
  • “If the odds go above, like, +350 for Sean Strickland, I will throw money on Sean—because, you know, he’s just that dude.” – Santa Cruz (23:39)
• UFC’s future threatened by Netflix’s interest in MMA. Netflix could offer better pay and new cards.
• Hype for Conor McGregor’s rumored return in July—speculation over Max Holloway, Poirier, or Nate Diaz as opponents.
• “How do you get back into training after doing blow on yachts?” (28:39)
• Fighter pay, why top stars chase Netflix “money grab” fights.
• Evolving fan interest: the challenge for UFC to attract new audiences.
• The “star” power paradox—compare legacy names to newer breakout fighters like Arman and Ilia.

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Comedy Spotlight: Druski’s Edgy New Skit (35:50–37:36)

• Druski’s new skit is praised as “next-level creativity and ballsiness,” but the boys debate its comedic value.
• Chetty: “I thought this had way more shock value than it was, right, comedy, like, made me laugh, bro.” (36:36)
• “He took it to the next… bro, this guy’s on another level.” – Kyle (35:56)
• Favorite Druski moments: the “guy who tries to get girls drunk at parties” skit and the “airport wheelchair handler” get shout-outs.

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Spring Break, Miami Nightlife, and Party Culture (38:33–43:45)

• Florida and Miami spring break: crazy nightlife, collapse streams (the “new Girls Gone Wild”), and party shenanigans.
• Inside scoop on Clav’s wild streaming, getting slapped on stream, and offbeat substance culture (Russian nootropics, ketamine, microdosing mushrooms).
• Reflections on vaping: “Vapes are just for chicks. It’s such a chick move. Like, imagine being a guy and freaking out when you lose your vape.” – Steiny (43:20)
• Notable riff: “Having a vape—gay as a guy now. Yeah, that’s really gay, bro.” (43:27)

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Travel, Aging, and Biohacking: Can We Live to 140? (54:07–59:57)

• Travel preferences—London, Barcelona, Brazil, Australia, or just “chilling at home” with Fortnite.
• Santa Cruz pushes biohacking optimism: “I’m gonna live to be like 140 years old. Be surfing at 100. That’s my goal.” (55:51)
• The crew jokes about “biological age” blood tests and functional medicine.
• Longevity arguments: tech advances, movement, and smart habits as keys to extended healthy living.
• “I’m not scared of getting old and dying. I just genuinely think that lifespan and even health span is going to be enhanced.” – Santa Cruz (57:55)

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Relationships, the Manosphere, and Dating Culture (64:38–71:34)

• Kyle updates on possible major streaming deals for Full Send with Netflix/Hulu.
• They discuss the new Manosphere documentary:
  • Red pill, HS Tikky-Tokky, Jay Waller, Myron—what works, what’s just “crazy.”
  • “Some kids gonna be like, ‘Oh, this is cool. This is allowed. This is like a formula.’” – Jesse (67:31)
  • Santa Cruz: “Part of being masculine is, like, I’ll rub my wife’s feet after a long day or give her a shoulder rub.” (67:40)
  • Steiny says, “That’s kind of gay,” (67:54), sparking dialogue on masculinity, vulnerability, and modern standards.
• Dating in LA: sky-high spending expectations, providing vs. being used for money.
  • Steiny: “She flies first class, takes care of her, buy her bags...I probably spend like a hundred grand on you a year, you know? It means nothing to her. This is not reality.” (69:43)
• The crew debates how much to “splash” on a first date and what red flags to look for.
• “Taking care of your girl should not become this ‘oh, that’s gay.’” – Jesse (68:30)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “If you give me a gun and I get a little turns up, I will be on the front lines.” – Steiny (02:53)
• “Invading us. If people are invading us. I feel like I’m super down. But if you want to send me somewhere extremely far away, I don’t know, man. I might do a long Mexico trip at that point.” – Jesse (03:45)
• “Hermione’s a bit too young to comment to compare on right now.” – Kyle (07:36)
• “Can’t leave until someone bowls a perfect game.” (20:11)
• “If you are healthy and you know what to do and you can keep doing it, you will live longer…If you can continue to move and eat well…it’s just gonna happen.” – Santa Cruz (56:00)
• “Vapes are just for chicks.” – Steiny (43:20)
• “You set the tone. You start at game seven instead of game one. Like your first date…you’re kind of setting the expectations.” – Kyle (70:09)
• “Part of being masculine is…I’ll rub my wife’s feet after a long day.” – Santa Cruz (67:40)

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Final Thoughts

The podcast is classic Full Send: unfiltered, brash, often outrageous, and surprisingly introspective by the end. Big themes: pop culture's fast evolution, the impact of streaming on everything, changing sporting cultures, wild live show ideas, evolving relationships, and what it means to "keep it real" as men today.
The banter, inside stories, and sometimes controversial hot takes are grounded by moments of self-awareness, humor, and reflection.

For listeners who missed it: Expect a wild ride through current internet culture, fight sports, party tales, and debates over what’s next for both content and lifestyle in 2026.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Yeah, we'll see. We'll all be canceled after this one episode, but, you know, it'll be a good. A good one to do. There's a lot going on in the world, so, you know, people need our input.

[A]

World War 3 starting.

[C]

It's popping off.

[A]

Who's most likely to do the best in the draft if World War III starts out of this squad?

[C]

Santa Cruz for sure.

[B]

I feel like Chetty would be good, but he would commit some, like, war crimes, like right out the gate.

[D]

Right out the gate. He would go way too hard when hits the fan. I'm going crazy with the boys yelling comms.

[B]

I don't know if you'd be good at like, covert operations though. If you had to, like, be really silent and sneak up on something. I feel like you just go crazy.

[D]

I could though, if needed.

[B]

Stein, you think you would do well in like a, like a military situation? Like, would you pass, like the BUDS training and all that?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Why do you feel like you're more like elite and prepared than any of us?

[B]

I don't. I don't. I think Kyle out that red 40.

[E]

Like, I don't understand what makes you more qualified. If you give me a. If you give me a gun and I. And I get a little turns up, I will be on the front lines.

[C]

Do you.

[B]

Do you have a gun?

[E]

I have two.

[D]

I need boys. I've been. I've been DMing some gun guys. I need one.

[B]

Dude, you're in Florida, bro. Just go outside, dude.

[E]

So easy to get one there. What are you talking about?

[D]

Dude? The first gun I ever shot was last year with the Tates. They didn't even let me shoot a pistol before they stuck me right on a Barrett.50 cal for my first ever.

[A]

What are you guys doing? Cuz me and Jesse are Canadian. What do you guys actually do? You get a letter in the mail and it's like the draft is back. Like, show up at this date.

[C]

Oh, we chilling.

[D]

I'm gonna act like I'm Stephen Hawking in a wheelchair.

[E]

That's the difference between me and Santa Cruz and freezer is like, I'm fired up. If I get that letter, I'm fired up. Hell yeah.

[B]

Invading us. If people are invading us. I feel like I'm super down. But if you want to send me somewhere extremely far away, I don't know, man. I might do a long Mexico trip at that point.

[C]

I want to, like, defend the whole.

[E]

That's cowardly. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I don't want to.

[E]

You know, it's way different like when you get to rep the US than like repping Canada. Like. Yeah, that's not that dope. Yeah.

[D]

Some zans if I'm going over there to sleep because I won't be sweeping

[C]

over if I'M getting drafted. I'm taking every drug in the book. I'm having a blast.

[A]

The zany addict in the military. Oh, you have to.

[B]

They inject those dudes with. They inject those dudes with for sure. My buddy Austin, the Marine was telling me they injected him with a lot of. As soon as he went into the marines. And he's jacked, like, permanently jacked now.

[C]

And he wasn't even, like, at war. He was just, like, chilling at base.

[B]

No, he was.

[D]

He was like.

[B]

He was in the marines for a few years, but they were. Yeah. Injecting him and at base camp, and he was like. He didn't even know what it was.

[E]

Tests or what?

[D]

Probably way crazier, maybe.

[B]

Test. I wouldn't be surprised. They put those dudes on a little bit of, like, permanent test, bro.

[E]

What do you mean? I want to be there.

[C]

Kyle, have you ever looked into, like, being Canadian here? Can you get a gun? I've never even looked into it, but I just imagined I can't own a gun.

[A]

I think if you have an id, Cali's probably harder than Florida. I think I can get a gun

[E]

if I have anyone. Straight up.

[C]

I was thinking that, like, maybe I

[E]

think you need one. I got.

[C]

Owns the gun. If shit hits the fan, I can, like, drive to his house.

[E]

I had a guy pull up with the backpack, pulled out five different ones, ran through the prices. I just picked the sickest one. Honestly, I kind of want to go get it.

[C]

But, like, keeping it at your crib can be. I mean, having illegal guns, probably pretty sketch.

[B]

Yeah, all my shit's legal, yo.

[A]

Is hitting the fan soon or what's going on?

[B]

I don't know. I feel like shit's always hitting the fan. Like, think if you woke up, you know, it's like 1945 or whatever, and the newspaper says that we just nuke Japan. You'd be like, it's over.

[E]

It's over.

[B]

And it wasn't over some. I mean, it was over for them if you were there, but, you know, life keeps on going on. Dude.

[D]

First happy dad. Crack on the pod. By the way, boys.

[A]

Hey, cheers.

[D]

Definitely not approved by Cheers. Santa Cruz Medicis, but all good, man. Back on the beers, which fires me up. So cheers, brother.

[C]

I can't be the only one.

[A]

All right, boys. I don't know if you guys have seen this. We're gonna get into the Internet of the week. Harry Potter, brand new trailer out. They've been talking about this for a while. I know, Steiny, you're a Harry Potter guy. Freezer. You're a Harry potty guy. What did you guys think of the trailer?

[D]

I was gonna on it at first. I was a huge hater. But a Black Snape, I'm with it.

[B]

They're really doing Black Snape.

[D]

He's got dreads. He looks like he plays in the NFL.

[A]

The thing is, okay, listen, I'm not opposed to Black Snape but it's just gonna alter the storyline of the Harry and Snape hate. It's gonna make it. It's gonna make it something totally different than it, you know it actually fits

[B]

actually for this character is Snape was going after Harry Potter's mom. That's why there was beef. He like liked Harry Potter's mom but his mom like was right rejecting him. Isn't that the story?

[A]

That is the story.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not saying that's something a black dude would guy.

[A]

So Harry's. Harry's mom wasn't into black guys is what you're saying?

[B]

I think that's now the story they're gonna go with, right?

[A]

Severus? Snape is black in the new series.

[E]

But is it a TV show? A new movie?

[D]

Like what's the deal?

[A]

Half Blood Prince is full black.

[E]

Okay, but wait, but is it a TV show? Like give me the rundown, Kyle. Give me the rundown on what it is.

[A]

You're a Harry Potter fan? You haven't heard of this?

[E]

I haven't.

[A]

They're doing a series on HBO and it's going to be a season for each movie. So there's a whole season for the philosopher.

[E]

Who's playing Harry.

[D]

Harry looks good.

[A]

It looks like Daniel Radcliffe.

[B]

Chetty, I feel like you're kind of like Malfoy, honestly.

[D]

Yeah, no, I am. Big time. Big time. Slytherin.

[B]

Who's playing Hermione? That's actually the bigger thing. Who's playing Hermione? Dude. Because back in the day when I was like. Yeah, when I was young man, that Hermione crush.

[A]

Hermione's a bit too young to comment to compare on right now.

[B]

Yeah, but we will see how. Wait, that's a young. That's a young Harry Potter. I thought dude, it was like didn't he get old at some point? What age are they gonna go in this show?

[E]

Yeah, that's a young.

[D]

I think they're starting it. Pull up Melfoy because he looks like he sells creatine gummies on Tik Tok Shop in sea salt spray.

[E]

Dude, how sick would it be to get casted for this dude.

[B]

They could have casted Dylan Latham as this dude right here, man. That looks like Dylan Latham, bro.

[C]

So there's not one person from original Harry Potter. It's just.

[B]

No, all them are like 47 now, dude. There's no way they're going to use

[D]

them big with this. I've been wanting some Potter lore. I'm all over this series. This is fun.

[C]

Never big in Harry Potter is.

[A]

It is interesting. I mean it's. It's just gonna add a whole new element because everyone hates Snape so like, it's just gonna add a little more like, like, more like. Huh. Like it's. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I don't know. HBO is required to have, you know, a certain amount of black characters. So that's why that. Dude, they had to do that. They couldn't make Harry Potter black.

[E]

Do you actually know that?

[D]

There's no way.

[C]

That would be wild.

[B]

They're requiring.

[A]

They should have made Potter black. That would have been way more of a power move

[D]

if Potter was black and be. That'd be just crazy.

[B]

Or Hagrid, dude. Hagrid rolls up in some Jordan, some and one shorts. Dude,

[A]

I would like to see a black cast for Harry Potter. Honestly, Dumbledore too. Dumbledore is like a light skinned beauty.

[E]

I can't. With this new wave of like TV and after heated rivalry. Have you seen that?

[B]

I didn't watch that one.

[E]

Jesse, have you seen that? I feel like you can watch it.

[C]

I. I watched a couple episodes.

[A]

You're the only one that's gonna watch a show about gay hockey players?

[B]

Yeah,

[D]

that's what it's about, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay, wait, Jesse, give us a rundown. You watched it, so tell us what you saw because I've never seen.

[C]

I watched a couple episodes with a girl that wanted to watch it and I was like, sure, I'll check it out.

[D]

Good scene.

[C]

No, but then I remember at one point I, I brought up like, like, it's like, I don't know, like gay sex and all this stuff makes me a little uncomfortable. And this girl's like, she's a great girl, but a little la. And she's like, oh, let's unpack that.

[B]

I'm like, no, no need to unpack anything.

[C]

What the does that mean? I can unpack, dude? It's like, I can be uncomfortable, you

[B]

know, I don't want.

[D]

I don't need a Starbucks barista unpacking.

[E]

You didn't even describe what the show's about.

[C]

It's hockey and blowjobs.

[E]

It's like, that's it, teammates, you know

[A]

all about the show.

[B]

Just, you're like stroking your chin.

[A]

You're stroking his chin talking about it.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

That's how you know, isn't it?

[E]

Like two. Two teammates that, like, hook up. They're like, both gay and they, like, blow each other.

[C]

Yeah, they're on opposite teams and that's why it's like Heated rivalry. And they play hockey against each other and then let out their anger on each other at their penthouse. That's what they do.

[E]

I don't know about you guys.

[C]

It's like. It's like too much. Like, it was like,

[E]

yeah. And of course, like, of course they're casting, like, probably the best looking guys. So all the chicks are into it and they're gay.

[A]

Like, okay, me and Steiny had a bet for USA Canada hockey, and the loser was supposed to send if. If I lost, I lost. So Steinie's supposed to send me anywhere in the US like, it was supposed to be like, yo, you got to go to a dangerous city. And he calls me and he's like, yeah, like, what if you just watch. What if you just watch Heated Rivalry with a gate with a couple gay guys at my house and you have to watch the whole season instead of going to a city?

[B]

He's been on this heated rivalry thing. He's trying to say he doesn't know about it. He's been thinking about, you could have

[A]

Gabe and a pop and gay guy and just like, watch it in bed with them the whole season. I'm like, dude, you're supposed to send me to like, Memphis, Tennessee or Compton, and you want me to watch Heated rivalry at your house with Gabe and another gay guy? Like, why?

[E]

Okay, that's. I never. I never just, like, said, yo, it has to be in my house. You're trying to make it seem like I want to be involved. But is there a. Is there a funnier concept than yo, your punishment is you have to watch this hockey show about two gay guys with four gay people and we're gonna live stream it. Like, I just feel like that's the greatest thing ever.

[D]

A lot of blankets, dark room because it's funny.

[C]

But I guess Kyle would have had to agreed to that. Like, I think he agreed to go to some crazy place.

[E]

Yeah, I feel like this is a. This is a funnier and better punishment because it relates to hockey and it's like, so.

[B]

Well, also, he won't die. Maybe Kyle, you should consider It. Because, like, if he sends you to, like, Oakland or something like that might be, you know, I'll check out the

[A]

show if that's what Steining wants me to do instead of going to Memphis, Tennessee. Like, I'll watch Heated rivalry.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that the final verdict? Is that what you want me to do?

[E]

That's what's happening.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

There's different types of hoods. I'm telling you. Minneapolis would be top low if we stuck them in a high rise. There's a building with only Somalians in this high rise. They in the hallways and stuff.

[C]

They send them to Cocoa Beach. No

[D]

guy would have a time there. Maybe.

[A]

All right, well, Sonny, if that's. If that's what you want me. Is that what you want me to do to settle the bet?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

100. These guys don't get it. That's the greatest content ever. That's the funniest concept of all time. Santa Cruz, you're obviously a homophobe.

[B]

Well, I'm just. I'm just like. Do you oftentimes want them to, like, kind of get in gay situations for you to watch or. Like, is this like the first time?

[A]

Not me. No, dude, he doesn't have. I'm not his type. Gabe's more his type. He has like a. I don't know, whatever that is fetish. It's like black guys and chubbier guys. Is Steiny's type.

[D]

No. Okay, we need Kyle with killers.

[E]

No, dude, that's so, like. But that's. That's so, like, not creative. Like, yo, let's send him to the hood. Like, dude, not. Not. It put him in the most uncomfortable situation. I think that's going to be it. I'm talking, like, if dudes and crop

[D]

tops tuning into that, though, dude, that's just them sitting there on a couch and 10 dudes are brick hard and four GS. They're tweaking a little bit. Okay.

[E]

Anyway, that's what's happening.

[C]

What?

[B]

Earlier. I mean, you lost the bet. Yeah. You lost the bet.

[C]

Call.

[B]

So usa.

[A]

I mean, that. Yeah, that wasn't really agreed to, but

[D]

sending them to the Somalian capital, throw them in a high. How big. How.

[A]

How big of a game that was? I feel like the Team USA boys are still partying. Right?

[C]

I mean, I love Canada, dude, but that I will admit. The, like, bloody missing tooth photo. Iconic.

[A]

That was the most iconic me, boys.

[D]

You guys didn't get the Hughes follow, so. All right, boys, that's a deal.

[A]

That's a big. That's a big follow.

[C]

That's a big DM though.

[B]

From who?

[D]

No, he said your. Your vids are hilarious. I go, your Gina was disgusting.

[A]

Oh, so that's. That's to Chuck, Mark Cuban, Quinn Hughes, and they're all at Elbow Room in Florida.

[B]

Dude, those bars, that live stream, dude, how many relationships is that ruined? You got a life like, it's like a little camera in the corner and you're just hammered, bro. That's.

[D]

That's cooked a public live stream.

[B]

That's. There should be big signs that say

[A]

that Matthew Tchuk has got to be the biggest nail in the league. I think all around.

[D]

Yeah, he's a beauty. Don't sleep on Quinn Hughes just being ghost. Guy doesn't say a word. He's just insanely sick. He's just there, right there. White T shirt, post Hughes in the bottom left.

[A]

Jack Hughes is a bad guy to run into at the bar when you're with your girl right now, I honestly think.

[D]

Oh yeah, terrible.

[A]

Like I can't even imagine. I mean, he was obviously a beauty before this, but Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah, that photo was.

[D]

I've heard that kids ran around the park at Jersey Shore and wheeled every single chick. Yeah, we might all be Eskimos with that kid. Actually in Santa Cruz, beating Canada and

[A]

probably pining Tate McCray and beating Canada is just as a Canadian. Like, that hurts, bro.

[B]

No, that's usa, baby. Let's go.

[A]

Hurts. Let's go. We're not happy about that.

[B]

I can guarantee it the American way.

[D]

It's just the funniest was Steiny, bro. He's like so stoked for the game. He missed the whole game. Woke up after the game. He's like, I'm dead ass. Gonna unlisten to the marines.

[E]

Nah, that was bad for me, bro. I. We were in a group chat. I think freezer was me, you and Taylor Lawan.

[D]

Oh yeah, random group.

[E]

And I woke up on Sunday and I was like, yo, what time's the game start? Because it was like 11am but it was played. Where was it played?

[C]

Fucking shit was so early though.

[E]

But it was already over.

[D]

And they were like, dude, your beers at am. But I'm like, dude, this is just not a good idea.

[E]

What is. What does Canada even have at this point? Like, besides. Besides. Besides Drake? You guys got Drake, dude.

[A]

Well, you fucking. You're on Drake's dick right now too. You changed your profile picture, Steiny. All Drake's boys. I don't know if you guys saw. Our boy Kai has had like this diamond profile picture for a while and then a couple of the other OVO guys changed it and then news picked up on it and said like, oh, this might mean Drake's album's coming soon. And then Steiny goes ahead and changes his profile picture to like, are you

[B]

like OVO affiliated or. Or what man?

[E]

Sells Drake doesn't with me.

[A]

Why? Dude?

[E]

He won't follow me. It's been like four years. I've met him like 10 times.

[A]

He followed Big John too.

[E]

Yeah, I'm like, what the dude? Like what's going on there?

[A]

I think you've talked too much about Toronto, bro.

[B]

Yeah, I mean we're talking about Canada in this podcast. I'm sorry.

[E]

So Toronto's one stream was the first dope. It used to be dope, not anymore.

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Fast paced, easy to follow and hard to stop. Download TikTok now and start watching. Hey, we need Jesse at the next hole in one stream. That is the most up thing a human can do, dude. I mean I got banished from the Internet for a couple Weeks. I got pounded.

[A]

We have to run that.

[D]

Backed out for three days, telling every bird to come back to my staying in a hotel.

[A]

No, we're running that back. We're running that back.

[D]

I wouldn't change a thing. I would not change a thing.

[C]

Do you have ideas for, like, more streams, Kyle?

[A]

I got a couple ideas. Another one we had was, well, we want to do hole in one again, but we got to up the stakes a little bit. I think we're gonna try to do it.

[D]

It's incredible.

[A]

We're gonna try to do it. I think we should do it at the longest par 3 in Canada. I mean, we have a course in Canada that shut out Bear Barry. Barry's the goat, though. He lets us. He let us do whatever he wanted. He, like, provided all his staff food, which is. Yeah, food.

[D]

Everything. Like, good food.

[A]

Like, so we want to do that chicken every day. And then another one we had. Judd actually came up with it. We got a squad, and we can't leave the bowling alley until someone bowls a perfect game.

[B]

Oh, I'm terrible.

[D]

We could have a couple pros.

[A]

We could have a couple pros. Ringer. I already DM'd one guy, the Pete Weber guy that, like, had the beauty celly, so he's in. So we'll have, like, 10 boys or more, and everyone gets a lane. And no, we can't leave till someone bowls a perfect game.

[B]

Dude, bowlers make money, bro. Like, the top dudes actually make money, bro.

[E]

How do you just claim that you don't know what bowlers make?

[B]

I know they make good money. It's like, a big thing. People like it, bro. Just because I can't name a pro bowler doesn't mean that bowlers don't make.

[E]

Dude, that's kind of a crazy claim.

[B]

I can't say. Is the cornhole. The cornhole fucking people. Those dudes make no money.

[A]

If you're a top guy in any sport, you're. You're making money and you're getting pussy.

[B]

Not in cornhole.

[C]

Besides scootering, I think that's the only one that likes.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

It's all the best.

[C]

Scooter.

[A]

You got a scooter? Guys, Scooter. You gotta. You gotta put yourself in the right places.

[C]

That's true. It's on you.

[D]

Oh, don't. That's a chipper salary.

[A]

Okay, look up.

[B]

Okay, let's.

[A]

My top 10 finishers could make up to 600.

[C]

Yeah, there you go.

[B]

Top 10. I'm talking top 10, dog. They're making a, you know, Millie year. Almost.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No.

[D]

League of Legends players esports are making mills boys. That's something I actually wanted to bring up.

[A]

See, those guys are League of Legends players are.

[D]

Dude, I've been playing heavy like they are, bro.

[B]

Dude, see Google's you over top corn holders make more than. No, there ain't no way. Look, bro, look up. This is some AI Korean guys.

[D]

League of Legend salaries they rake cheddar

[A]

odds of a perfect bowling game are. Are the same as a hole in one, bro.

[B]

But it's harder than a hole in one because, dude, you can blast a shot and you can get lucky. You can't get lucky for, you know,

[D]

get lucky in bowling. It's.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can a few times. But not only a perfect game, bro.

[D]

Like, that's such a different thing.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

You could do the. You could do the hole in one thing.

[D]

We.

[B]

We played this hole in Mex where you. It's the only hole where you shoot the. You tee off onto an island.

[A]

Island Greenwood. That's what we want.

[D]

That course.

[A]

Island green, right? Yeah, I think we're gonna get an island green for part two. I wanted to. I wanted to hike Mount Kilimanjaro for a stream.

[B]

That'd be pretty cool.

[D]

I. I been saying Kyle's next like fitness thing is definitely. I said climbing Everest for sure.

[B]

You could die a lot ever since.

[C]

It's not possible, though.

[A]

No, it's possible, but you need like two years of training and like, it's very like, you could die.

[B]

You could do Mount Shasta. My boys done it, dude, like, before

[A]

you die being like, Kilimanjaro is the tallest mountain in Africa and it takes seven days to get up. There's like villages on the way up. Like, you meet like dope African people, base camps and. Yeah, yeah, you like camp. So like streaming that for seven days would just be like.

[D]

I mean, that would go crazy. Kyle.

[A]

I'd be down to do that though.

[C]

I'll do that one with you, Chetty.

[B]

We gotta figure out how to live stream spearfishing, dude. And I'll go in Florida.

[D]

I'm. I got the fishing itch bad. I'm telling you, this squad on a boat. I went this weekend. It was the most fun ever.

[B]

Yeah, man. Catch some healthy food.

[D]

I'm. Yeah, I'm buying a boat as soon as I can out here in Florida.

[A]

Streaming with Hamza and Armin in Santo Studio.

[B]

Let's do that.

[A]

Hamzat's officially fighting Sean Strickland, right?

[B]

Yeah, that Fight's gonna be fire, bro. So, like, New Jersey, who do you guys have in that one?

[A]

It's hard to bet against Hamza, but Sean Strickland, I mean, he's always kind of the underdog, and he's always just been dogging it out.

[B]

100. If the odds go above, like, plus 350 for Sean Strickland, I will throw money on Sean because, you know, like, he's just that dude.

[A]

But you know what? I feel like people are doing this with Hamza every single fight. Like, ddp. I remember it was everywhere we'd go. I'd walk around the gym and like, everyone's like, don't count DDP out. Don't count them out.

[C]

And.

[A]

And if the fight went exactly how you kind of thought it was gonna go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, Hamza's grappling is so good. It's just. It's just so good. I mean, I think Hamza will probably win a five round decision. He hasn't been finishing people, you know, and that might get in his head.

[A]

This might be a crazy take, but I think Hamza could be the best pound for pound fighter in the ufc.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

If he gets a few more wins,

[A]

like, I think he honestly is.

[B]

If they gave Armand more fights, bro, I feel like he could get to that point. Obviously, we someday hopefully need to see Armin Ilia, but, like, Arman really is that dude. Like, what he was doing in Raf with grappling and is insane. And I just. Yeah, I don't see a lot of people touching Armin.

[C]

But, you know who doesn't get talked about enough is when Burns fought Hamza.

[B]

Yeah, Burns rocked this shit, dude.

[C]

Burns put on a war with him. Like, that was like.

[B]

But people forget how good. How good Gilbert Burns is at grappling, bro. Like, you're talking ADCC competitor Gilbert Burns. Grappling is so good that it ended up being on the feet. Hamza does get kind of tired in those later rounds. Oh, yeah. This brawl right here, dude, this was crazy.

[D]

Is this.

[C]

I didn't watch this, bro.

[B]

This was during a wrestling event. Giorgio Polis. Giorgio is that dude who has that sign that says, take me down, get a thousand dollars.

[A]

It's crazy how this Raf shit's popping up, because I wonder what the loophole is with the UFC contracts.

[B]

I know they're letting them do it.

[A]

They're letting them do it. It's interesting.

[B]

They won't go on Netflix, you know what I mean? Like, they won't because the UFC's always

[A]

been stuck in the contracts.

[C]

I wonder that. They're just like, yo, views are views. Let them grow.

[B]

No, because then they would let them box in on Netflix cards. And I don't know really why they let.

[A]

Maybe they don't just. They just don't consider it a direct competition. I guess because it's wrestling.

[E]

No, but wait, what about the card with Nate Diaz and Francis and Rhonda?

[B]

Like, that's a long card. All them. Yeah, but what is that Netflix could start to. No, that's. That's boxing, dude.

[C]

I think Netflix is gonna, like, they're literally showing, like, if we can have the same viewership and do MMA and put the biggest names and put up the bag it. They're literally going to become a competitor with a ufc. At the end of the day, like, you get a couple bad cards and Netflix puts on a couple great shows, and it hits bigger. Like, they're just gonna be like, at the end of the day, it's who can pay the fighter and who can put on the, like, performance, dude.

[B]

Yeah, you're telling me. If there was a Jon Jones fight on Netflix, we would all watch that?

[E]

Of course.

[C]

I think it's the scariest competitor to the UFC right now.

[D]

Such a casual boys. I'm not even gonna input any ufc. All I know is, from a casual perspective, you gotta hear a name like Jon Jones. Sugar Shot.

[C]

What? Chetty. What are you talking about? You got a mean double leg. I know you.

[D]

Well. Don't even show the clip of Kyle. Take me down. That doesn't count. I was actually the drunkest human on planet Earth. And Kyle even said he wouldn't run it back, right?

[A]

No, I said, I. I got a single leg on Chetty when he was hammered. I tapped him out, and I'm like, I'm walking away with the W. Saw that.

[B]

Yeah, walk away with the dub, dude. Yeah,

[A]

I'll let you run it back, Chet.

[B]

Ready?

[D]

I mean, we have to, bro.

[B]

I don't want to do. I don't want to do the sparring. Like, Steiny, you sparred Illy or whatever. Like, I just. I'm going to link up with Sugar Sean next month, and Tim Welch is like, all right, cool. We got mma sparring at 10:30. Then this. I'm like, I don't do the striking like that, bro. I'll grapple, and I'll grapple Hamza for fun. Like, he'll cook me. But, like, grappling these dudes is a bit different. I want to strike because he get hit in the head, I guess.

[A]

There's talks McGregor's actually actually fighting in July.

[B]

Yeah. International Fight Week. I think that's, like, when I didn't see him pop up on that White House card, I'm like, all right, they must be going summer. They do that big International Fight Week. Did you hear Dana's like, slip up? And Dana was like, oh, the McGregor Gary fight. He like, kind of said some like that.

[A]

I don't know if he slipped up,

[B]

but it could have been like, he was like, McGregor and Gary fight. Like, they're gonna do it on the same card. It's, like, weird, because he did. He did, like, say some like that. And I'm like, oh, is that who they're having him fight? Like, that's.

[A]

I know. I really wonder who he's gonna fight, because I guess there's talks of Max Holloway now. What do you think about that?

[B]

That'd be sick. All on the feet.

[A]

I'm wondering if they want to, like, put McGregor into a fight where if he wins, they can potentially, like, argue he's in title contention. I'm wondering. Or is it just like a crazy

[C]

fight or just put on a numbers fight? Like, get Nate or get, like, dude, pull Poirier out of retirement. Like, some. That's what I'd want to see for sure. I feel like, honestly, McGregor's in retirement right now. Like, I know they're, like, all Poiriers retired, but it's like, they're both retired. I think Conor McGregor is more retired than Poirier, in my opinion.

[B]

I just don't know if you come back from doing, like, that much blow on yachts and then, like. Like, how do you get back into, like, training and, like, having that hunger? Like, you're doing blow on yachts.

[E]

Allegedly.

[D]

Guys like that, those guys are dippy.

[C]

Yeah. I think he's been training, dude. Like, he's probably. That only lasts so long. You're living this lifestyle and you're like, oh, I need something more. That's like, outside of Irish people ripping,

[D]

they don't give a. He'll fight hun.

[A]

McGregor's a veteran. He's a veteran ripper.

[B]

Yeah, he is.

[E]

He is.

[B]

But he was like, a plumber in Ireland. Like, you can't even, like, do what he. Yeah, you can't even do what he was doing without the money. And that's like, when he had his come up, he was super hungry. You know, it's hard to wake up and sat in sheets, you know, with a bunch of models around you and grind, you know, I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, will he be the same? We don't know. But I think he's definitely gonna fight because he's got two contracts left. Yeah, sorry, two fights left in his contract. He's got to fight that out. If he does want to do the easy Netflix money grab fights and all that, which I think he probably, you know, wants to do, what do you

[C]

think he says yes to, like, money wise for one fight? 25.

[A]

I have no clue. You talk, people talk about the fighter pay. Yeah, I really don't know what the top, top guys are getting.

[B]

Jon Jones turned down like 30 mil, I think, for a fight, so I would think McGregor would be in that range. Right? Like 30 mil. I think there was like, then for like the Aspinall fight because it's like less like clout than the Pereira fight. He was offered like 15 mil or something. Jones was. So I think McGregor's probably like in that range. Yeah. The fighter pay thing, I mean, they make a good, they make great money at the top, but like, they do all want to just kind of go do the Netflix boxing money because the money's insane.

[A]

Easier fights too.

[C]

Yeah. It's so different though. Like the second Netflix said mma, I'm like, oh, I'm stoked. I'm so sick of paying or being excited for a boxing match that you're like, it's.

[A]

It kind of ruined.

[C]

Maybe that's just me.

[A]

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[B]

I feel like every human being knows that MMA is the closest to, like, a real fight. And it's even why you'll have these fights like Hamza, where it's a bunch of grappling people. Like, it was so boring. It was so boring. And I see where people are coming from on that, but at the end of the day, why don't you watch professional kickboxing or Muay Thai? Because you kind of know deep down, dude, like real fights, like, there is grappling, like, if somebody gets full mount on you and just starts punching you in the face, like, or chokes you out, the fight's over. So people know that deep down, that's why MMA will always just like, continue to reign supreme.

[A]

I think. I think there's also a difference too, with those Netflix fights, where I can also be kind of invested in following a fight in the buildup, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to watch it live. Like, I might just be like, oh, like, I'm just going to wait for the clips and like, just see it on X. Yeah, you know, like, exactly. Like some fights I'll be into the build up, but it's like I'm not going to watch that live, like, because it kind of, you know, some of them have been ruined. Dude.

[B]

It's tough for the UFC right now. It's tough, man. They're in a tough spot because they need to, like, build and build and, like, attract more fans. And it's kind of like people like me that are obsessed with watching mma. I'm gonna watch every MMA fight. I don't even care if it's a five round grappling fight, but, like, to attract new fans. Like, I'm not the fan that they're trying to get on board. I'm on board. They need more stars and it's like, there's not too many right now. Armin is a star, Ilia is a new star, but there's not like as many back in the day.

[A]

Or I agree. I mean, McGregor coming back would be huge.

[D]

I feel like, huge.

[A]

Armon getting snubbed by the ufc, though, was literally what turned him into a star. I mean, people love an underdog Too. They love, like, you know, when the company's kind of against someone. And I think it's so crazy. What Armand did is he wasn't a star, like, a year ago, and he just took the opportunity, started making crazy, sick ass content. And everyone loves him now. It's like, that's absolutely amazing what he did, honestly.

[C]

Well, do you guys remember your first. Like, what got you into ufc? Like, your first fight?

[B]

I'm so old. It was, dude, I was watching, like, Brock Lesnar back in the day.

[C]

I was watching.

[B]

I was watching rampaging, like. Like, pride and dude. I mean, like, I was watching Old Bro Luke Rockhold and Strike Force, and, like, it was. Yeah, it was way back in the day.

[C]

I remember Forrest Griffin.

[B]

Yeah. Forest versus Bonner. That fight was insane. The Ultimate Fighter used to be crack back in the day. I would watch all the Ultimate Fighter ones, like Brendan Schwab, he runs his podcast now. But, like, way back in the day, that season with, like, the heavyweights of, you know, that Kim slice up in that. Yeah, that was so sick, bro.

[C]

Wasn't that Spike tv? Yeah, I don't know if that's just Canada.

[B]

No, I think it was spike. Yeah.

[D]

Spike TV was goaded, actually.

[C]

So you guys had Spike tv, too? Yeah, as a gym, I thought that was Canadian.

[D]

I might have been. I might have been five.

[A]

Who do you think Islam's gonna fight next? His fight was. Looks like. I think Dana said August or something.

[B]

It has to be Morales, Michael Morales, or Ian Gary.

[A]

How about. How about Usman?

[B]

Usman would be a sick fight. I would like to watch that, but I would kind of rather it be Michael Morales or Ian Gary.

[C]

Personally, Ian Gary, I would be the most excited about. That's. That's a sick fight.

[A]

I think Islam just washes Ian Gary, though.

[E]

Ian Gary is kind of a beast.

[B]

Ian Gary's a beast, but he's been taken down and, like, he has, like, you know, great jiu jitsu, and he has a great guard, and he can get back up. Just don't know. I would almost rather watch the Michael Morales fight because Michael Morales is huge, bro. I went down to Tijuana and grappled with him and interviewed him after he weighed, like, 213 pounds or some. He's huge, bro.

[D]

Full muscle.

[A]

We should go train with him, bro.

[C]

Talking about that Michael Venom pages last fight. How bad was that?

[B]

Yeah, it's tough.

[C]

That was rough.

[B]

They got. They got to find him some better opponents. He, like, knew that, dude. They, like, trained together and. Yeah, that creates, like, the Most boring fight sometimes because those dudes just go into sparring mode, you know what I mean?

[C]

It felt like that. That rose fight they did where I was like, oh, this is just a sparring match. Like, what the is this?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, speaking of watching, do you guys watch Drew Ski's new skit?

[C]

I think he.

[D]

Bro, it's insane.

[A]

He took it to the next. How is he doing this now, bro? This guy's. He is on another level, bro.

[B]

It looks like a white chick. Like, yeah, he is like, Drew Ski.

[D]

He's got to start watching Hollywood movies everywhere.

[A]

I mean, dude, this is just. This is next level creativity and also savage and, like, ballsiness. Yeah, yeah, it's really edgy. It's got everything to make like what comedy is.

[C]

But if I personally watch this compared. I love drisky skits, I. I thought this has, like, way more shock value than it was, right? Comedy, like, made me laugh, bro.

[D]

I have not seen this yet. This is out of line, bro.

[B]

It kind of looks like Erica Kirk if she nailed it.

[A]

That's the whole point.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he really nailed it.

[D]

No, that's so funniest I've ever seen.

[C]

Like, I think the church when he did was way funnier and had shock value, in my opinion. But the dude.

[B]

But the Erica Kirk thing is insane, bro. If I got capped in the head and my wife three days later was like, I know. Like, that's, like, not, like, a normal human reaction. Like, what. What the.

[C]

Was going on concerts and.

[B]

Yeah, it's just. I don't even know, you know?

[D]

Like, I'm not home with this, but she's. She's a little industry plant, you know?

[A]

Drew Ski liked being in this makeup and costume, like, a little too much too. Like, you can. You can tell he has, like, a little too much fun offset in it. Like, he goes in the bathroom and probably looks in the mirror and does, like, a little dance by himself.

[B]

100 though.

[A]

I can see him doing that.

[B]

You might have to get in some of that fucking makeup, Kyle, for your pranks. Too many people know who you are, bro. You're gonna have to get some makeup like this going, dude.

[A]

I know.

[C]

What's your favorite Drew Ski skit ever that, like, really made you die laughing?

[A]

I like the one he did. He did one back in the day with, like. I think it's, like, the guy that's trying to get girls drunk. Like, yo, like, take a shot. Take a shot.

[C]

Oh, I kind of remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I think he deleted it because it got a Little, like, rapey, but, like, it was funny.

[C]

I love the fucking airport guy with the wheelchair. I don't know why that. I was like, I've seen this guy. It was so relatable. He's like, the piece of guy working at the airport. Like, headphones and, like, pushing your grandma. So funny.

[A]

You've been doing anything for spring break, Chetty?

[E]

You're.

[A]

You can still get away with that, right? What are you, 25?

[D]

Dude, I'm. I'm so sick of it, though. I've been burning it the last couple years. I'm done with that, man. I mean, not really, though. I live in Tampa, so spring breakers come here, you know, and it's like, I'll go out on the weekends with them.

[B]

But, dude, Florida's cooked for spring break, bro.

[A]

Florida's cooked. Miami, bro. It's music week right here now, too.

[B]

When I was visiting, y' all claps like, yo, like, call my stream. I'm at a bar in, like, Fort Lauderdale. Like, come through. Would love to have you. I'm just like, dude, I can't, bro.

[D]

Yeah, I just. That place especially. I was gonna go to that, too. I probably should.

[C]

Isn't Florida where, like, spring break? That's, like, what I think of Florida. Spring break.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

Collapse stream is like the new, like, Girls Gone Wild almost. It's like. It's literally like the new Girls Gone Wild, dude.

[B]

This chick, bro. This chick cheating on her boyfriend, and she thought the whole thing was filmed on YouTube. She keeps on going, don't put me in the YouTube show. You won't put me in the YouTube show. And they're like, yeah, sure. God, you're alive right now. 15,000 people, dumbass.

[A]

I mean, Clav's pretty much just 21. He's a stud. And he's. He's honestly just wheeling chicks, like, the whole, like, every stream. And, like, do you see the chick that slapped him in the face?

[C]

Yeah, I saw that. And he's like, press charges.

[B]

I don't think those charges are gonna stick. Like, I watched the full clip, and I. He was kind of like, yo, like, you can slap me. I don't think. I don't think that'll stick.

[C]

But it doesn't help that he's, like, telling her to slap him. Yeah. I mean, it's like, once you're. I don't know.

[D]

You can't be like, that was soft shit. That clip was. I was like, that's. This is weak. That's a nightly experience for Chad. I pulled up on him in Tampa, bro. And got absolutely ripped. And he was giving me his drinks. He's like, dude, I don't know. I was with Sush, and he rips it pretty hard. And he's like, you guys are up. Like, I can't hang with you guys. So I'm like, all right, I'll take your drinks, buddy. And then the next fudgeing minute, he's like, yo, try this nasal spray. Ketamine. I'm like, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They're on some other shit, bro. He doesn't even drink, like, that much alcohol, dude.

[D]

They're weird with the ketamine these days, bro. Like, where you're out at the bar, man. That's not where you're ripping cat. Like, what the fuck are you.

[B]

Well, dude, there's all these. There's all these, like, Russian nootropics out there now that these dudes know a lot about. Where they'll be like. They'll be like, oh, alcohol. Alcohol is fucking. Yeah.

[E]

What the hell is a lot? You got to even say, the Spring

[A]

breakers are not doing Russian nootropics.

[B]

The cloud is clavs, like, doing it. Then he's getting chicks drunk, like, around him. But he's not even that. He doesn't really drink that much.

[D]

He does it, bro. Guy had one drink with me, and he's on, like.

[B]

There's like, pre gabbling is one that, like, reduces your anxiety. And there's other ones, too, that, like, they'll do a mixture of these nootropics, and they're like, oh, I feel. Yeah, it's like they're like, oh, we got a low inhib max. Low inhib max. But they're doing, like, this, like, unique cocktail of Russian nootropics and flab.

[A]

Secret this whole time is Russian nootropics, bro.

[B]

Not even a secret. He talks about it openly. People just don't know what the he's saying. But I. I, like. I kind of know. I'm, like, in that world a little bit, and I know, like, what they're talking about.

[C]

So wait, Santa, what are. What are you doing when you're going to, like, you're letting loose? You go to a. You're gonna go hang out with the boys. Are you, like, couple scoops of creatine or, like, what do you.

[B]

Dude, so what I will do is I'll microdose shrooms.

[C]

I feel you on that. That shit's the best.

[B]

It gives me a lot of energy, bro. Like, I went free diving up in Laguna beach and I like pop a little, little mushroom cap, you know what I mean? Nothing crazy.

[C]

Just make everything a little more colorful, a little happier.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, back in the day, I'll smoke weed back in the day, but I really don't anymore, bro. I'm not like super against it. I think like this new gen of kids that have like a vape in their pocket 24, 7, they're like 13 years old. That's like cooked. I try to speak out against that,

[D]

but like, that's like. I grew up in that too. And I got.

[B]

Yeah, man. Luckily you found this lane, because I don't know what the. Yeah, like, dude, if you're just working like a normal job, but you were how you are. Yeah. There's Chetty on a Tuesday. Dude, that's Chetty, age 12, dog, right there.

[D]

I would have been making a bag somewhere. I would have been tacking.

[B]

You'd be good at sales, Chetty. Like, I could see you doing like boat sales or some. Just convincing people.

[D]

I was gonna do, man. I was gonna wait.

[A]

There's been multiple squirrels that are vaping. I thought it was just one squirrel.

[D]

Yo, send me that. Send that clip for my Insta Boys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One of Chetty's reactions to these. Dude, this looks like most 12 year olds nowadays, bro. They're addicted to this.

[D]

It in the hand.

[A]

Same build too.

[D]

Dude, I was a menace with the jeweling in the bathrooms in high school. That was my. That's where I met a lot of good folks.

[B]

Yeah, some real Socrates style conversations up in there, huh?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, dude.

[B]

Dude, vapes are.

[E]

Bro.

[B]

I. I can't get down with the vapes. I get. I get the Zen thing, like, you know, zins. If people get off vapes by doing zins, I can't hate on it too much. But like, bro, the vape stuff, everybody needs to get off those things. It's feminine as to carry around. You're coating your lungs and God knows what. There's artificial flavor in them. You're inhaling artificial flavor, your lungs stop working, your VO2 max goes down. That shit's cooked, bro.

[E]

Vapes are just for chicks. It's such a chick move. Like, imagine being a guy and freaking out when you lose your vape.

[A]

Having a vape. Gay as a guy now. Yeah, that's really gay, bro.

[B]

I offered dudes a hundred dollars to throw away their vapes. I've gotten a lot of just like, no's. Like, no, I need that thing. It's like when I'm 20 beers deep,

[D]

though at the bar and a chick's got one, I'm like, I gotta rifle that thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Three times.

[E]

Well, at that point anything sounds good.

[A]

Oh my God. You guys seen this? Cocaine fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean.

[B]

Teddy, we're gonna run inside one of these party.

[A]

Yeah, I'm probably passing on spear diving.

[B]

Dude, not in the Caribbean, bro. That would be cooked.

[A]

What would you do if you were spear diving and you shaw shark in the distance and then like 10ft away from the shark there was just like a broken up like cocaine package, bro,

[B]

that would be so bad, dude. Dude, those bull sharks in the Caribbean are already so aggressive. I can't imagine if you're fully off the.

[A]

Yeah, bro, you know what, maybe their jaws wouldn't work that well if they're like super bagged out. They'd be going, yeah, maybe they would like try to bite you and like their jaw wouldn't really fully function. Right Steiny?

[E]

Yeah, no, definitely not.

[D]

Cruz, do you with the regular fishing or not?

[B]

I'm going March 30th or like Tuesday or something with neon out here. I haven't been that much. I've just been into the spearfishing lately. But I'm down. I'm down to just pull out some tuna, make some sashimi, dude.

[D]

Kyle sleeps on it. I went out in Miami with I think 10 only fans birds on our boat catching a single fish. It was hell of a time. I think Lauren said it was the best day of his life. Actually.

[A]

No, we got to rip it. We got to rip it.

[D]

Kyle's boy said it was the best day of his life.

[C]

I'm down with the if you're catching and like cooking it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh yeah, I'm trying to do that.

[B]

I'm trying to kitchen cook.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Sunday I went and I actually don't even remember dinner. That's how bundled I got. Started at 9am, had dinner at 9pm don't even know how I got like yeah. And I'm staying at my parents house in Marco and they're like, yeah, you're pretty. And I'm like,

[C]

bro, I don't even understand the day drinking thing anymore. Like I don't last.

[A]

I'm like, you know, but day drinking's so much more fun than night drinking.

[B]

Yeah, I feel like day drinking would be healthier than night drinking honestly. Because you'd still be able to get some sleep.

[A]

If you can call it a night, it's healthier. But a lot of the time it's just both you're you're just.

[D]

That's why when we drink on the course, Kyle, like when we drink on the course in Miami, it's unreal, I think. But then we got Lami going. We're ripping night too. And I'm like, this is where gets up.

[A]

Yeah, he's telling you about his family tree. And yeah, guys talking about the history of Ethiopia,

[D]

Sacramento gangs.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, yeah, I saw this dude, like, basically some pro soccer player's daughter, like, wanted to take a photo or some would. All right, how do you guys do when somebody comes up to you for a photo?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I say yes every time.

[B]

Yeah, I say yes every time, bro.

[A]

So what happened?

[C]

You ever get where you think they're trolling you? Like, I get like, I had it happen to me yesterday where a guy come up, he's like, with me or

[B]

the camera brought a dude in Beverly Hills, some kid yelling, bro, Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz yelling. I'm like, whatever you know.

[D]

I didn't know rage baiters at once.

[B]

I usually crash out on people I didn't crash on. But then he came up for a photo, and then I crashed out. I'm like, bro, stand on business. Bro me.

[E]

You're right.

[B]

But don't. Don't ask for the photo.

[D]

Me at the college bars is.

[A]

That's.

[D]

You'll find a kid way too hammed, and he'll start chirping. I'm like, I don't care, buddy. I'll still knock you out.

[C]

I mean, drunk fans are always gonna be like, yeah.

[D]

They're either in your grill, spitting on you, telling them about pitching me some 3D printed item.

[A]

The only time I've usually said no is when we're. When we're filming a prank and we're just trying to stay undercover. That's like the main charm.

[B]

Try to just be like.

[A]

But that's.

[D]

You ever get them coming? It's like 80 of kids. They come up in their mitts shaking with, like.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

In their hand, dude.

[B]

I'm like, addiction, dude.

[D]

I swear to God, I just grab it and I'm like, buddy, I'm going to take the selfie. Let's go.

[C]

Yeah, you got to take it.

[A]

I feel bad. I feel bad for kids that do that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Machine gun. Kelly mitt.

[A]

You got to think, too. Imagine. Imagine being back in the day and, like, you're literally just like, look over, do a double take, and you see someone you look up to.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. That's why I try to be super nice.

[D]

Yeah, you got to. But yeah.

[B]

Is a dick about it. I think. That's not. I don't like that. Yeah.

[D]

Pigeon loser.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Ice in airports. I mean, dude, I probably will speed up the lines. Honestly, dude. Because a Mexican family of, like, 25 people, it does take a long time. I love Mexicans. Not really about the ice, but they be clogging up the security line. Let's be real. What the.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

The airports just look like cuts to, like, producer, bro.

[A]

What kind of a cut was that?

[B]

Some guy shooting a.

[A]

Shooting people in a lake. Yeah, bro, that's not gonna clip well for you.

[C]

Santa Cruz. It's all good.

[B]

The Mexicans love me.

[C]

Yo, has any of you guys ever shot an animal?

[B]

I'm going hunting in May because I feel like it's right up my alley.

[D]

Texas, you would love it.

[E]

Hunting for what?

[D]

Where are you going?

[B]

We're gonna do, like, deer. Deer hunting.

[E]

Deers, like, big game.

[D]

You just kind of. You just kind of post up in the like, big game?

[E]

Yeah, like, I'm a hunter. No, I just heard people say big game if it's like a deer, but people do like, pheasant hunting big game,

[A]

like, turns you on when you hear that word.

[B]

Steiny's a big game hunter out there in Beverly Hills.

[A]

He knows it too.

[D]

Kyle. That's a sick stream, dude. Let's go. Weeds camoed up and let's go shoot birds.

[E]

No, I've shot. We shot bats in Australia.

[B]

Or I shot a bat. Damn, bro.

[A]

Shot bats, buddy. First. First of all, this was in van. This Vanuatu. It was in Australia, whatever the hell it's called.

[E]

I shot a bat with a shotgun.

[A]

Santa Cruz guy's having Russian neutropics right now.

[E]

That was one of the biggest video.

[D]

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Guys stepping off the boat.

[E]

That was the best video.

[A]

Dude, we gotta. We gotta hit an African tribe. I'm trying to set that up with Forrest Galante.

[B]

Oh, that would be gnarly.

[C]

Yeah, I'm down with that.

[A]

Tribe lips. Try the tribe RIP was sick, boys.

[D]

I've never been across the pond.

[A]

Is that crazy?

[E]

You haven't?

[D]

No, boys.

[A]

You've never been outside North America?

[D]

No, dude. I mean, I've been like, everywhere, like, a lot of places. South. I mean, not everywhere. South America is pretty.

[B]

You stay in Florida, dog. He stays in Florida.

[D]

Yeah, dude, I'm a Minnesota guy. Like, I like Chipotle, I like beers, I like Florida birds. Like, dude, his first trip is going

[B]

to be with like an African tribe, dude. He's gonna be like, holy. Outside of America's crazy, dog.

[D]

I'm trying to go to London and start some hit a couple soccer games.

[A]

London, start easy.

[B]

Yeah. Let's just start to say that's not my. Spain is cool.

[E]

Italy is the best. Spain is the best country.

[C]

Barcelona in the world.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Really is the best place ever.

[D]

Yeah, I got mutual.

[E]

The best place ever.

[D]

Who just died, which is that kid that just died in Spain. Barcelona. Found him in the ocean or some.

[A]

Oh, you guys have any bucket list? You guys have any bucket list countries?

[B]

Brazil for me.

[E]

I've been there.

[C]

Australia for sure.

[D]

I'm one of those guys that doesn't have an urge to dip. What it is, man. Like, I like having my. Like, I like being able to fire up my fortnite in my bedroom. I got it all. I got it all. I'm chilling.

[C]

Yeah, but when you do say yes and you go, yeah. You're always so after I want to

[B]

go to it Always.

[D]

So, yeah, I want to go to it. That's a good. I don't want to go anywhere in Asia ever.

[E]

It changes your whole perception on everything in America. And you. Yeah, like, true. Appreciate America more. And then you also realize, like, when I went to Spain, dude, the food is ten times better there. Like, it is so much better than America. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. It's insane. It's like night and day, bro. It's. It's crazy.

[D]

I love history. Like, Rome, Italy, Santa Cruz.

[E]

That probably gets you fired up. No. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude. No, I love traveling, man. Like, you're saying, like, sometimes, like, I like the food, the culture. Yeah.

[E]

Better.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure. You know, sometimes I'm like, oh, I'm leaving. I'm so dialed in when I'm home. Like, my health, like, I have everything dialed in here. But there is no other feeling. Like being on a plane with the boys, going somewhere. It's. It's sick.

[A]

It's always a little.

[D]

Especially with the little zany bar on the plane. 12 hours.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That's all you do.

[C]

Creatine bump, quick little teleport.

[A]

I don't think I'll ever fly more

[E]

than four hours without a zanny.

[D]

I'll tell you. I flew back from Steiny's place in la, and I might have been the most beaten guy. Calgary, bro. Lamy. Celine pukes in my suitcase one hour before the airport or some. I go, dude, I have the biggest suitcase ever. I got you. Serious, man. There's a trash bag one foot away, puking my suitcase

[C]

in.

[D]

We shared a room in the tent, and he's puking in my suitcase, on my clothes. So much clothes in there. And I just go, dude, I don't even care, man. I take this suitcase and just throw it in the trash. I went home with a backpack with a set of AirPods in it.

[A]

The out of Canada.

[C]

What's with the hat collection? What we got going on back there?

[B]

Oh, no, a couple.

[E]

The chick that stays with me did it, but it's all timepiece trading.

[C]

They're not your hats.

[B]

No, they are, but I mean, let

[D]

me see what this bird looks like my girl.

[E]

Yeah, I'll show you over after. Yeah, I mean, we'll cut this out, but that's like my main shape. But yeah, been with her for like three years. That's why I'm asking Santa Cruz these questions. Because, like, he's married.

[B]

It's like, dude, yeah, yeah, I'll give you intel On.

[E]

On married life, we all get on. Maybe it's more me, and

[B]

I don't

[E]

see it for Freezer, but Freezer's younger. I feel like Jesse's more going that route. But, like, we get on for not being married and having, like, a family and which is not.

[B]

You gotta find the right one at all, dude. Okay, here's what I also genuinely think. We are going to live longer. We're going to live longer. I made a joke. I'm not even. I made a video saying I'm gonna live to be like 140 years old. And people like, this dude's crazy. I'm like, no, I'm. I'm not. Not. I'm not crazy.

[E]

There's no chance that's gonna happen. But yeah, go ahead.

[B]

It is gonna happen. You look at people right now that are already dialed in in health. So, like, there's this dude, Mark Sisson, he started Primal Kitchen. You've probably seen that brand. He's like 75 years old right now. Jacked, dialed in. And, bro, technology, bro. All this peptide, stem cell, all this.

[D]

Your biological age coming on your blood. By the way, I'm curious.

[B]

I haven't done the biological age.

[D]

I just hit mine at 23 and I was stoked. And my liver is. Santa Cruz tossed me in with his real health guy. I had a. In a cup, send him it. I did it. And he said, shut up, Chetty. I'm the only one who did it.

[C]

You mailed a cup?

[D]

Yeah, and it's crazy. I was on a bender the week before. I'm like, I do this. I'm like, the best. I'm the best sender that rips it still. But I'm dialed, dude.

[B]

The functional medicine test. Yeah, that's so like, all that stuff, dude, I'm gonna live to be like 140. It's just gonna happen.

[A]

What do you think's the. The primary difference to live to. To that age?

[B]

Do you know what the primary difference actually is? It, bro. So they've already extended lifespan. Okay. My grandma, for example, she's 94 years old. She's really healthy. When she was like 80 something, she had to get a knee operation. The knee operation was done at Stanford up in the Bay. It went perfect. She was walking and with her little dumbbells, like, if you are healthy and you know what to do and you can keep doing it, you will live longer. So they've been like, oh, like when we can effectively replace people's knees and. And like, they. If you go sedentary which some people do voluntarily, they just stop moving and they die. But if you can continue to move and eat well and do all this, and that's some basic people are doing. I'm talking. I'm going to be doing that plus all the technology that's available in 50 or 60 years and have the money to do it, bro, I'm going to be 140 years old. Be surfing on my 100. That's my goal. I think it's stupid people already living to be 120 years old.

[D]

So Steiny's just an antagonist. Guy's a super villain from Incredibles. Your syndrome.

[E]

No, but you want to walk around like, dude, I want to walk around at 50. Like, you can't really move at that point. Like, you're wrinkly, you're old.

[B]

As I'm talking, hell, bro.

[C]

Stein, my opinion is a word gonna like, live forever.

[B]

I don't think that. I think there's like something limiting us from living forever.

[C]

Can I walk you through it? Santa Cruz?

[D]

I'm going for one. I'm going for 112.

[C]

If you make it to a certain point, I do think that we are going to be living in a different, like a virtual reality that is going to be infinite. Like they just whatever is our soul or our like, mind.

[B]

Yeah. You'll be able to load it somewhere or something. I kind of. I could see that.

[C]

Dude, you got to think like, how much has changed in 10 years? How much has changed in 20 years? It's like, what are we giving to? If you're talking 140, dude. At like, dude, I'm telling you, it's. I think that it's like, it's things you can't even think about are gonna happen in 50 years or 100 years.

[B]

No, for sure. But I'm also not trying to live forever. Like, you see Brian Johnson shout out to. But like, I'm not scared of death. I'd be scared to death now because there's a lot of stuff I want to do and see. But like, I'm not scared of getting old and dying. I just genuinely think that that lifespan and even health span is going to be enhanced. You're already seeing it, bro. Even people like Kelly Slater. Kelly Slater's like 50 something. He's like.

[C]

He's amazing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. He crushes it. And it's like, you really think in 30 years, Kelly Sater is going to be broken and. Oh, not. No, he's not. He's going to. To be dialed in. So you're starting to see it. I'm gonna be in that way. Yeah.

[E]

We met Brian Johnson. He's a, he's a weird dude.

[A]

Going into that pod, I thought he had a lot of hate. And then when I met him, I didn't understand why he got all the hate because it seems like he's just using his body as a test subject.

[D]

Pour it up, Jesse.

[A]

But he definitely is. He's, he's just a strange guy.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, is this the kid who's, like, drinking his kid's milk or something?

[B]

He had his kid's blood, like, a blood transfusion, jerking off his son.

[C]

I mean, I, I, I don't hate that guy at all if he's literally just like, yo, I'm doing this for science, dude.

[B]

He put out the best thing where he, he monitored. It's, like, pretty expensive to do. We looked into doing it. We're just, like, kind of like. He monitored exactly what he loses when he goes into the sauna. Like the sodium, potassium, and magnesium. And he was, like, pushing electrolytes a lot because he's like, yo, like, you lose a lot of electrolytes in the sauna. That was obviously cool, but, like, good for your brand. Yeah. But he also has been really into psychedelics lately, and I've been a big fan of seeing him do that. People have been giving him a lot of hate for, like, documenting it. I think it's right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He ripped dmt, dude, which I've done. I've done ayahuasca. I've done dmt.

[A]

You've done ayahuasca?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Went to the jungle with my wife to Costa Rica, drank that helmet photo. I don't have a helmet photo like that. I felt like I was wearing one of those things, dude. I don't know if I'm live streaming ayahuasca.

[A]

You did it once, only I did it twice. And would you recommend it to, like, us?

[B]

No. I kind of would. You have to be, like, called to do it, they say. But if you're like, life is pretty dialed in. You're, like, mentally like, well, I do think it can, like, help your life, but it's not some magic pill. People try to pitch it sometimes, like, do psychedelics. Like, you'll, It'll fix your problems. Yeah. It can, like, help you. I've done some deep shroom trips and stuff.

[A]

It.

[B]

Yeah. But you got to do all the work and be dialed in.

[C]

So that's a good live stream. Let's do that.

[A]

I'll be. That'd be an insane live stream, bro.

[B]

When I was on it, dude.

[E]

Like, honestly, you have full control of your body and all that in your mind or.

[B]

No, not your mind, your body. Like, yes, sort of. I did like, yak. You do, like, purge. They say. Like, I did yak.

[D]

Everyone faded during that. Like, you're bro.

[B]

Yeah, you're. You're in it, bro. It feels like kind of if you've ever hit, like, dmt, it feels like that, but feels like that.

[C]

A good example. What's another example?

[E]

I've been like, how about the K hole? I've been down the K hole.

[B]

I've never been in a K hole. I've never done.

[E]

Dude, it's fucking awesome.

[C]

What about like 12 Coors Lights Deep?

[B]

I've been 12 Coors Lights Deep back in the day. It's way different than that.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, but it's kind of sick. I don't know, man. I feel like it's not something you have to do, but it can help.

[C]

Does that freak you out, Kyle?

[B]

Yeah, like, it does a little bit.

[C]

Oh, I could come out the other side a different man. I know that's positive, but it could be like.

[A]

I know everyone you ask, they say it's intense, so I think you just gotta be ready for it.

[B]

You have to rent out a whole place. That's what I'm gonna do when I do it again. Because this was back in the day and, like, there are some crazy hippies there. This one chick. Yeah, this one chick. I rented, like, a room with my wife, but the ceremony was, like, a bunch of people. And there's one wife did it too.

[A]

I'm not trying to really make new friends on a DMT trip. I'd rather be with, like, a solid squad of boys. I know.

[E]

No, I'm not seeing any randos if I'm doing that.

[A]

You need gunner at the DMT trip.

[E]

Yeah, that's. You actually have to specifically pick who you want to be around when you're

[B]

doing that, for sure.

[A]

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[B]

Any travel coming up for you boys or what? You're just in Miami. Dialed in, Kyle.

[A]

Probably getting my green card. I got to go to Canada on Tuesday.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

And then hopefully I may get stuck there for two weeks if they take my passport. If not, I'm coming to Cali.

[B]

We're actually.

[A]

Jesse knows about it, but we're actually. We're talking to some streaming services. Pretty much every big streaming service we have like a meeting with the first week of April. I don't know, we'll see. Fingers crossed.

[B]

Some.

[A]

Some pretty cool shit that we've wanted to do probably since I think the original reason we ever went to la. So we'll see. You never know with that type of stuff, but I feel like there can

[B]

be like, it's a not a bad time to do it because now with this new world of like, clipping and stuff, like, that stuff can kind of make a comeback. Whereas I feel like even a few years ago, if you did something on like a Netflix and Amazon Hulu, like, it would just kind of sit there and you have to really work on directing people towards it to go watch. But now it's like people are gonna see parts of it and if they're like, like, I want to watch this whole thing. It looks sick. Like they'll know where to watch it.

[C]

Yeah. At the end of the day, if you're. If you're pushing new subscribers, that's all they care about. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, hey, we got a hundred thousand sign ups. Like, so are those in person, Kyle.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Damn, that'd be sick.

[A]

You've seen the Manosphere documentary.

[B]

I saw that. It was interesting. I feel like a lot of those dudes, really, really, it's like HS Tiki talkie, Jay Waller, Myron, you know, it's just a documentary about like, the kind of. That type of like.

[E]

Red pill.

[B]

Yeah, it was more red pill. But like, dude, the thing is, like, those guys say a lot of good because, like, you do have to, like, as a man, like, not get played by a girl. Like, not like, date like an. A dumb girl. You have to like, be a man and like, do difficult. And like, they talk about like, fitness and like. I agree with all that. But then sometimes it just gets a little crazy, you know? Like, I don't agree with some of the stuff they say, but that doesn't. Like, ideas that I don't agree with don't scare me.

[E]

Okay, but then give us an example of when you think they take it too far.

[B]

So Justin Waller in it, who actually think he puts out a lot of good content. And he doesn't talk about his relationship, but when pressed on it, he basically says that I have a wife that's. Or a girl that's like, only exclusive to me, and I am with like a bunch of other girls. Me personally, I don't. The thing is, I don't give a. If that works for him. This is the United States of America, brother. Go do that. That's fine.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

But I don't know if I don't think he's doing this, but I don't know if pushing that idea out to young men's being like, this works. This is good. I don't think that works for many people, bro.

[C]

Yeah, like, is that gonna benefit? Is there a positive in that?

[B]

I don't know, man. Especially raising kids. Like, your. Your kids see you then with a bunch other chicks. Like, how long does this. Like, I don, man.

[C]

Like, do what works for you, but don't push the message.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, this is the way to do it.

[B]

Like HS Tiki talk. He says a lot of like, funny. I feel like he's more like comedy, bro.

[A]

So, like, he's at least funny.

[B]

Yeah. So I don't know, man. I feel like the documentary tried to make it seem like Everything that those dudes were saying was the most serious point ever. When we kind of know. I mean, we like, know some of these dudes or know them adjacently. We know. Like, like, like I know Clav. Like, a lot of the. He does, he does believe, don't get me wrong. But like, he does a lot of. Just for entertainment and humor. So. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, one sided monogamy. I. I'm just, I'm. I'm good off that, bro.

[E]

If you gotta say, like, yo, I'm getting with other chicks while I have my wife, you're. You're not like, I'm sorry if you're a real dog, you're doing that behind the scenes.

[D]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Yeah, you just sewered yourself so hard.

[E]

Well, I mean, it's true. Like, dude, if you're just being weird, you're not gonna put it out there.

[B]

Like, bro, yeah. How do you sit down with that girl's family at some point if that's really your wife? And then like, her dad is like, you don't. So you're with like nine other. That's what the dude says that, that he like, does. That shit's just kind of. It seems weird to me.

[E]

That's not even a flex to me. Like, why do you want to openly hurt somebody?

[B]

I agree. I totally.

[C]

Do you hear what Santa Cruz is saying, though? It's like, some kids gonna be like, oh, so this is a. This is cool. This is allowed. This is like a formula.

[B]

Yeah, man. Yeah, I did a post about it, bro. Like, I was like, yo, like, part of me being masculine is like, I'll rub my wife's feet after a long day or give her a shoulder rub. And these dudes might like, it's kind of the manosphere, that a foot rub

[E]

is kind of gay.

[B]

How's your foot rub gay?

[E]

I don't know. I just would never.

[C]

I'm telling you, sonny, there's nothing gay about taking care of. Like, if you're doing dude married, like, you're like, this is my girl.

[B]

You wouldn't rub. You've been in a relationship for a few years. You wouldn't rub your girl's feet.

[E]

No.

[B]

Ever.

[E]

No.

[B]

Like, I'm not saying, like, every night I'm going home and I'm like, please let me rub your feet. I'm not on some, like, no, I don't do that. But like, and like a natural, like, we're watching, you know, we're watching the Manosphere on Netflix. And like, you you won't rub your girl's shoulder? Rub her feet? No.

[A]

Rubbing her feet while watching Manosphere.

[B]

You got me there. You got me there.

[C]

Yeah, if you mix the two, it gets a little gnarly. But I mean, like, at the end of the day, like, yeah, taking care of your girl should not become this like, oh, that's gay. It's like, bro, like, yeah, she takes care of me, I take care of her. Like, it's like, that's literally what a relationship is, I think.

[B]

Yeah, you got to be tuned in with your emotions a little bit. I think that's a masculine thing to do. You know, it can't be a complete. But, you know, I agree.

[C]

It kind of like actually being like, I'm not gonna take care of her or rub her feet or do whatever the it is.

[B]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

More about you than it says about the relationship in. In like the right context. You know what I mean?

[E]

Yeah, it goes. It does go both ways though. These chicks now, their standards are set so high. Like my girl the other day, and I'm not even saying this to flex this, but I just. I'm gonna keep it real. But she was like, dude, she flies first class. Take care of her, buy her bags and whatever. And I was like, yo, I probably spend like a hundred grand on you a year, you know? Like, that's crazy money to most people. Like, you don't understand these girls expectations are so high now. I'm not flexing this at all. I'm just saying, like, it's. It's crazy. Like, it means nothing to her. And I'm like, dude, this is not reality.

[C]

Is it girls or is it that girl?

[E]

Dude, it's every chick in la. Like, what the dude is wrong.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, a lot of like, I was telling Clap, like, dude, it's like his like, opinion on woman is like, look at the environments you're in, bro. In like a bar in Miami at 3:00am like, of course, like, you're right. Like, all that is happening there. But I think there is still good woman out there.

[A]

You set the tone. You start at game seven instead of game one. Like your first date. Your first date is like. I know. I'm just saying, like, if you set the tone like that, you're kind of setting the expectations of like, oh, this guy. Like, you rent, like, you'll get a 3K room. You'll get the Venus of flare flowers. Like, your first date is like 10k plus.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

So it's like you're kind of Setting. You're setting the tone.

[E]

Yeah. Five to ten, for sure. Yeah.

[A]

And you don't lie. You like, you like to splash on your girl.

[E]

Yeah, I think it's. Yeah, it's dope.

[B]

It's a flex, see?

[A]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

If you.

[A]

If I like a girl, for sure, I'm splashing on her. But on a first date, Hell no.

[C]

Like, even a first date, like, obviously, I'll grab. Grab dinner, do whatever, but it's like, I got money, but it's like I'm looking into the little things of, like, oh, are you expecting this? Are you.

[A]

This, like, red flag tests.

[C]

I lose interest if I think she's with me for absolutely any reason but, like, wanting to be with me, like, 100. And at the end of the day, obviously, like, wanting a man that can provide and whatever is like, that's fine. That's like a characteristic. It was like, hey, I like this guy. But, like, I think you do have to monitor.

[A]

You gotta earn that, though.

[E]

No, you're 100, right? But you figure that out when you

[A]

earn it, then when you earn it, it's like Four Seasons Hawaii Stein. You know how I roll.

[E]

But put you on that. Actually.

[C]

I also don't want to hate on anyone who's, like, different, you know, I mean, it's like, I don't know, like. Like, do you?

[A]

All right, well, I think this is great. Shout out to everyone watching and listening. We're gonna be running this weekly. This is fun, boys.

[C]

Yeah, man.

[E]

Great time.

[A]

Drop a comment if there's anything you guys want us to talk about or DM us on full send podcast. Any topics. This was fun, boys. We'll see you guys next week.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[E]

Let's do it.

[B]

Yeah, let's go.

[C]

See you, boys.

[D]

Yeah, boys. Peace.

[A]

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