Nelk Boys Break Silence Over BUYOUT Rumors & Exposes What Coachella Is Really Like!

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Episode: Nelk Boys Break Silence Over BUYOUT Rumors & Exposes What Coachella Is Really Like!
Release Date: April 15, 2026
Brought to you by: Happy Dad Hard Seltzer

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Episode Overview

This episode brings the classic FULL SEND blend of raw banter and real talk. The Nelk Boys break their silence on recent buyout rumors and get brutally honest about what really goes down at Coachella. They candidly explore their festival experiences, address viral rumors, chat about the current state (and future) of live streaming, and drop insights about the ever-evolving world of content, business, and the party scene. Of course, the crew dives into UFC, social media culture, and relationships—with their signature unfiltered takes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Reality of Coachella

• Party Breakdown & Celebrity Scenes

  • Kyle shares a behind-the-scenes look at Coachella, describing split vibes between hardcore EDM/dance fans and the A-list celebrity circuit.
    • “There’s kind of two different scenes at Coachella. There’s the music... EDM, like dance heads, like two Cs flying… and then there’s the A-list kind of celebrity scene. And you kind of see everyone there.” (B, 04:26)
  • Stories about celebrity run-ins, marathon party nights, and the lengths attendees go to "enhance" their festival adventure—like allegedly smuggling substances disguised as electrolytes (05:10).

• The Bieber Effect at Coachella

  • The crew discusses Justin Bieber’s massive return to the stage, record-breaking performance, speculation on his payout, and the sheer demand for tickets.
    • “He obviously hasn’t performed in so long, so I think he broke every single record. Highest paid artist in history, highest ticket demand… Coachella made a bag off this.” (B, 06:44)

• "If your girl wants to go to Coachella without you..."

  • The boys emphatically warn listeners about letting their girlfriends go solo to the festival.
    • “If your girl asks you to go to Coachella without you, leave her immediately...Just leave her right away. If she asks you, ‘Can I go to Coachella without you?’ It’s an absolute no go.” (B, 49:13)

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2. Social Media Drama & Buyout Rumors

• Nelk Boys Buyout Rumors

  • Kyle and Jesse break their silence, clarifying there is no sell-out to Paramount or any other company.
    • “Nah. Yeah, I saw that tweet. I was like, that’s another example too of like the Internet. Like, where do they get that from? They just completely make it up.” (B, 29:17)
  • They address the nature of internet rumors and how quickly fake stories can spread.

• The Nelk Prank Show & High-Level Meetings

  • The boys detail recent entertainment industry meetings, pitching a high-production prank show to major networks (Netflix, Hulu, Paramount, etc.).
  • Their goal: maintain creative freedom, bring celebrity guests into stunts, and build on their digital audience for mainstream TV.
    • “Now they have data from social media… Influencers will show… the execs, they actually get it. We’re past that point.” (B, 33:02)
    • “We want to bring our celebrity network in on the prank… celebrity on celebrity pranks and then celebrity on unsuspecting marks where kinda like our Bigfoot prank…” (B, 31:16)

• Dismissal of “Beef for PR” Marketing in Influencer World

  • Commentary on the Alex Earl/Alex Cooper drama; skepticism about influencer "beefs" as marketing tools.
    • “I find that kind of corny… Like the beef to, like, launch something. It’s not… there’s always better ways to market something than doing that.” (B, 28:41)

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3. Live Streaming, Virality & Modern Internet Culture

• Dangers and Impact of IRL Live Streaming

  • The Sneako incident—getting sucker punched live in NYC—sparks a talk on personal safety and the escalation of clout-chasing.
    • “Not gonna lie. It’s getting scarier and scarier… People are so brainwashed by social media… they actually think they’re doing the right thing by attacking people.” (D, 17:37)

• The Problem with Out-of-Context Clips

  • Viral clips and comments are changing how people interact, both online and at IRL meetups.
    • “No one’s ever said something negative to me in real life. If someone’s ever said something in real life, they actually genuinely ask about it. They don’t handle it the way someone would comment online.” (B, 19:11)
  • They debate whether live streaming is here to stay or if audiences will crave more planned, high-production content again.

• Predictions for the Next Content Wave

  • Nostalgia for “good TV”—Jackass, Jury Duty, high-effort reality and prank shows.
    • “High production stuff is going to come back… well thought out ideas.” (C, 23:04)

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4. Real Talk: Drugs, Festivals, and Relationship Dynamics

• Coachella & Festival Etiquette

  • The crew draw the line on music festivals, giving relationship advice with their signature bluntness:
    • “If your girl is in the back of a Disco Lines video, you’re cooked.” (E, 52:36)
    • “If you post yourself behind the DJ booth, every guy that follows you is going to be unattracted to you.” (C, 52:41)
  • Analysis on the party scene, social climbing, and how festival dynamics “aren’t what they seem.”

• Athletes & Reporters: Inside Rumors

  • Addressing sports media controversies (e.g. Diana Rossini-Mike Vrabel rumors), longstanding stories of female reporters connecting with athletes.
    • “Apparently she was giving them helmets so she could get insider information and good news stories to cover… Or I might have just made that up.” (A, 47:08) (In the signature FULL SEND way, acknowledging the rumor-mill culture.)

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5. The UFC, Sports, and Upcoming Fights

• UFC’s Current Star Power

  • Takes on recent and upcoming events—white-hot fights, drama (Hamzat vs. Strickland), future prospects (Topuria, Gable Stevenson), and why the sport always seems to bounce back.
    • “I think Toporia is just going to be massive after this White House fight, bro… this guy’s going to be f***ing massive.” (B, 69:09)
  • Debates over fight cards and business strategies, how stars are created, and memories of electric knockout moments.
    • “That right there is why the UFC is the s***. It takes one moment like that to make a star… You can't have moments like that in other sports.” (E, 67:07)

• Training with Pros

  • Santa Cruz preps to spar with Sugar Sean, and Kyle describes how grueling and humbling professional MMA workouts are.
    • “When you train with those guys, you’ll get a whole another respect for their conditioning… I didn’t even get close to getting up once.” (B, 72:18)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Going Sober:

  • “Weren’t you on a 12-day sober grind?”
    “Yeah, we made it to eight.” (B & A, 03:29-03:31)

• About Festival Relationships:

  • “If your girl asks you to go to Coachella without you, leave her immediately.” (B, 49:13)

• On Viral Outrage and IRL Drama:

  • “People are so brainwashed by like social media. Like they actually like think they’re doing the right thing by like attacking people.” (D, 17:37)

• On Mainstream Media Execs Catching On:

  • “It’s not five years ago where they don’t believe in social media… the ones that are winning are, they get it now.” (B, 32:28)

• Explaining the Deal-Making Process:

  • “We’re going to get offers from a few different networks and it’s actually going to be up to us—which one is going to let us do whatever the f*** we want. Because we need creative freedom on a show like this.” (B, 35:00)

• On Out-of-Context Internet Hate:

  • “If someone's ever said something to me in real life, they've, like, actually genuinely asked about it. They don’t handle it the way that, like, someone would comment online.” (B, 19:11)

• Roasting Each Other on Sports Clout:

  • “No, you definitely partied with the Lightning, but you claimed you parted with ob.” (C to A, 56:07)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:55]—Reflections on the "sober grind" and drinking culture
• [04:18-07:14]—Coachella deep dive, Bieber’s performance, festival dynamics
• [16:37]—Breaking silence on buyout rumors (“Paramount deal” myth)
• [29:45-36:00]—Details on pitching prank shows, creative freedom, executive meetings
• [41:00]—Home invasion law differences (Canada, US, Florida stories)
• [49:00]—Female etiquette at festivals/concerts; the DJ booth test
• [57:58-62:00]—UFC fight breakdown; legendary moments; future star predictions
• [69:09]—Topuria, the making of UFC stardom, marketing future
• [72:18]—Training with pros, how hard it really is

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The Full Send Tone

Throughout, the crew delivers with their classic unapologetic brashness, bouncing from business insights to trash talk, festival hookups, sports takes, and wild personal stories. There’s a layer of self-awareness on rumor culture, influencer drama, and how diffused the line between real and online life has become.

This episode’s takeaways:

• Coachella is as wild as rumored, but also a networking hotspot for celebrities—and a relationship minefield.
• The Nelk Boys aren’t selling out but are looking to take their pranks to TV on their own terms.
• Live streaming has dangers no one foresaw, and the crew is excited for a return to well-produced content.
• In festivals, sports, or the influencer world, don’t believe everything you see—or everything you hear online.
• The future of content? A return to high-effort production, with the Nelk Boys eyeing the next big wave.

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For listeners who missed the episode:
The Nelk Boys combine raw festival stories, social commentary on modern internet virality, insight into the influencer business, and hilarious sports/festival/relationship advice—while setting the record straight about any buyout. Expect laughter, FOMO… and ammunition for your next group chat.

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[D]

You hooked me up with. Oh, no, right.

[A]

The other day I got way too reefed off them.

[D]

Dude, I hit them up. They sent me a box in two days. I do them. Really?

[E]

The microdose too far, bro.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Yeah, your trip.

[B]

You're playing zombies tripping on stream.

[A]

I was not hitting.

[B]

Yeah, that doesn't sound great at all.

[A]

My boys like had to. Yeah, their regular jobs like 9 to fives and that. They're like, we gotta go to bed and I'm solo ripping. I'm like, this is.

[B]

What's your like, sleep schedule? I feel like you are a. A night owl.

[A]

Dude, lately it's been good, but I'm always trying to start some new gig or business.

[B]

Like, what's your circadian rhythm like these days? Like, dude, yesterday Woke up at 8,

[A]

went right to the gym. That was like world record today. Today was like wake up at 10, which was pretty good. I think that's all I. Dude, the earlier I get up, I don't even need to cuz like, like, just like when I get all my done, I'm just sitting around like, now what, dude?

[E]

You text me business ideas like where I'm about to go to bed and you're on the east coast. So I'm like, oh, this dude whipped up a billion dollar business idea.

[A]

People are insane. I shoot every shot.

[E]

I like it. That's good.

[D]

That's the Adderall though.

[A]

No, I don't take Addie.

[D]

You don't do Addies?

[A]

Oh, I got, I got off that in college.

[E]

And yeah, he's just five zins deep.

[D]

That'll make you text your bro at 2am Freezer.

[B]

Weren't you on a 12 day sober grind?

[A]

Yeah, we made it to eight.

[B]

That's pretty good. At least you made a weekend.

[A]

Yeah, no, for real. And I realized like me drinking when I golf is way the move than me going out because like the next day I'm not hung. Like, I can drink with the boys during the day and feel great the next day. But like when I go out and then we come back to mine after, it's like 3am post game.

[B]

That's when you get 100, bro.

[A]

You crack beers after the bar, you're done. Your whole day's done.

[E]

Yeah. Kyle, how are you feeling after Coachella?

[B]

I was, I was hurting boys. It was, it was, it was a rip show for sure. I mean, one day of partying is one thing, but then when you're doing multiple days now, it. It just hits different bro. And it's. It was. Coachella is a late night scene because people show up to the festival at like 6 or 7.

[A]

Was it Game City?

[B]

The parties? Like it was 6am Bedtime every night.

[A]

Throwing these parties?

[B]

No idea. There's kind of two different scenes at Coachella. Like there's like a hardcore. Like the music. Yeah, the music. EDM, like dance heads, like two Cs flying around like Crazy Molly's flying around like crazy. And then there's like the A list kind of celebrity scene. And you kind of see everyone there.

[A]

Big John and Josh Richards.

[B]

I didn't see Big John the whole time.

[E]

So here right now, where? He's at this hotel right near me. Dude. I went on a run with him and Daddy Wellness this morning. They were hurting, bro.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't see Big John. I didn't see Wellness. I saw Sush.

[E]

Oh. Oh, you saw Sush? You probably had some of that too.

[B]

See, he gave me like a pair of shades at 5:30am oh, just a pair of shades?

[E]

That's all he gave you?

[B]

That's it?

[D]

No bag work?

[B]

That's it? No bag work?

[E]

No, dude, I think he used my electrolytes to smuggle in some bag. That's allegedly what people are saying because he was like on a private jet. He's like, I got the electrolytes, bro. But like, I don't know necessarily what was in there. I guess it could be a smart way to smuggle stuff in N. Coachella is.

[B]

I mean, it's cool. I. I was. I've always been a. A Bieber supporter. Like just we're the same age growing up in the same city, so I've always. I mean, his story is. His story's always been like inspiring to me. So. Yeah, he's a man and his music slaps, especially the old fruity tune.

[E]

So.

[D]

So you went hard Friday and Saturday night?

[B]

Friday night, yeah. And then Saturday we went to this pretty cool brunch. It was Michael Ratner, he's the CEO of, of Hailey Bieber's Road. So we, I went there with John and met a lot of. Met a lot of cool people. And it's cool to hear his story because.

[E]

Road.

[B]

Road exited too, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he's. He's a legend in the, in the CPG space. And then. Yeah, it's just a lot of. A lot of cool people there.

[E]

Danny, you didn't go to Coachella?

[C]

No, I did not. You didn't go either?

[E]

I did not go, no. Why?

[B]

Did you have any. Did you have any fomo? Steiny. Seeing all the stuff?

[C]

No, hard.

[A]

Cory did.

[C]

No, I would have been there. That's not really my thing.

[A]

Don't count me out. Don't call me out for. To make a fucking flight there this weekend. That's all I'm saying. It could be a last minute pull if I get.

[D]

Oh yeah, it's fucking two weekends.

[B]

You kind of had to be there to see It. But the crowd was huge. I mean, I guess you kind of forget how big of a star Justin Bieber is.

[A]

Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.

[B]

Dumb to say it, but he obviously hasn't performed in so long, so I think he broke every single record. Highest paid artist in history, highest ticket demand, most googled performance, most viewed performance, most expensive tickets ever sold. Like, people were buying tickets for like 10k, bro. Coachella made a bag off this.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I wonder like, how much do they pay Bieber to do? Because, like, I know.

[D]

I wonder what.

[E]

He was Coachella, bro. He was Coachella.

[B]

I think he got like 10 mil.

[E]

That's not even enough that it should be more.

[B]

He should have got.

[E]

I don't think he.

[C]

I bet you he made. He had to have made money on like the merch sales or something else too.

[A]

I saw those resale.

[C]

I saw Kylie Jenner was rocking a Bieber. So was Kyle was rocking a Bieber jersey.

[B]

I did grab some skylark, though.

[A]

How is Big Corey in the house?

[B]

Just. Kyle Massey was rocked. I think he got. I. I think. Don't quote me on it, but I think he got banned from the after party.

[A]

So surprised I didn't last time we went to the listening party. Yeah, I know.

[B]

Yeah. But no, it was cool. But back. Back to road to scratch now for me.

[A]

I've been fucking grinding it, dude. I'm six days in a row at the range. Like two to three hours a day. I'm feeling.

[C]

How.

[B]

How far are you off from scratch, though? Like, how many strokes do you happen quicker?

[A]

People are going to chirp me so hard in here just because that's what golfers do. But I'm. I'm thinking it's going to happen by then.

[B]

Like, what's your handicap right now?

[A]

I'd say six, six to seven. Like, actually, you know.

[B]

So are you consistently breaking 80? Like almost every round?

[A]

Yeah. I would say if I played now, I'd be probably 77 to 80 right there.

[B]

It's a big jump to get to that.

[A]

It is, it is, it is, it is. But like, it's also like, that's me like, with no, like, management or anything. Just like. Like a lot of up polls because I'm rusty still.

[B]

So we ripping? Are we ripping Jupiter next week?

[A]

Yeah. So what, we're just gonna stay there for a week sober? There's not a chance I do that.

[B]

I mean, you can.

[E]

You could drink eight days before I.

[B]

I really need to lock in because freezer I'm way. You know, you're better than me.

[A]

I've literally watched tiny to come out.

[C]

Dude, this guy's texting me from icloud number or some, and he's like, yo,

[B]

I'm coming out this.

[C]

I'm not trying to be a hater, but you're texting me. I'm coming out this weekend, bro. Like, Christian McCaffrey wants me.

[A]

Dude doesn't care if you come out.

[C]

It's like a wife and a kid probably is not waiting for you to get there.

[A]

You're so dumb. I'll show you screenshots. This guy tries to make sure he's like, yeah, when he's fused. No, I'm not.

[C]

I'm not.

[B]

I'm just like. You're like, dude, C. Mac really wants me out there.

[A]

Can I stay at your crib? Well, that wasn't the main thing. I said, maybe we could take. Maybe we could take sticks and rip Hobbit. I said, you, You.

[C]

You're welcome whenever. It's just your approach is. Is hilarious.

[A]

All right, Dude, I was texting you have my iPad fired up. You. You tried to make me sound like the biggest squid.

[B]

Did you guys see Trudeau? Was that Coachella, too?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He's really dating Katy Perry, huh?

[B]

He's really banging that.

[C]

Did you see her?

[B]

I did not, no.

[C]

I wonder how she looks now.

[B]

I'd have to trip Trudeau if I saw him, though.

[C]

Of course.

[B]

100%.

[A]

He hates you, right? 4G.

[B]

He hates me. I don't know if he hates me.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know. You've called him out, like, public cookie, right? A few times.

[B]

I mean, guy can't get away with now, though. I guess he was getting chirped for, like, having a plastic cup, and he was trying to ban plastic cups in Canada or something.

[E]

It's a valid chirp, dude.

[A]

Dude, he probably just gets old to do all this.

[C]

A guy dressed like that at the bar usually has a bag on him. I swear to God, I don't know.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah. Do we think him and Katy Perry are, like, ripping any drugs at Coachella?

[A]

Like, snaps, like, very tested gas Molly, Straight rock tech.

[C]

They probably have the best because it's probably tested.

[A]

He zincs it off her tits like fireworks. Music video. She's a fucking rocket.

[B]

I mean, it's a. It's a big W for him.

[D]

Yeah, I would bet they're not doing drugs. It's so risky. Like, they're in such a public area. Like, imagine you just get too up a Couple beers.

[C]

They're probably in the porta potties. Who cares?

[A]

I need to know how they met. Did he slide in there or what?

[B]

I mean, you got to think. Yeah, Trudeau is a. Trudeau is a powerful guy, bro.

[C]

Is she Canadian?

[B]

Katy Perry?

[D]

I don't think so.

[B]

He's from. Probably from California.

[C]

Right.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Should we talk about Euphoria? Because I just saw the billboard a second ago.

[B]

Go for it. Teed up.

[C]

Well, you asked if. If any of us had watched it. I don't want to be the guy.

[B]

That's Euphoria. I got. I got home on a Sunday or I got home yesterday, I was just, like, melting. I just. I made Mac and cheese. My mom made me Mac and cheese. I wrote kfc. And then I. You know, I was fired up because the first two seasons of Euphoria, like, I don't know if it's considered a chick show, but I think, like, the directing and the writing, everything about Euphoria I thought was fire. So I was pumped for the new season. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

I turn it on and it's just fucking weird and trash, bro.

[C]

Dude, just look at it different.

[B]

It's. I don't know, weird. Like, the writing is just different. Like, they're like, on Christianity or not shitting on it, but they go into this whole thing about Christianity and it's just like, okay, what's going on here? And then they, like, they're doing this whole only fans bitch with Sydney Sweeney, and it's like, yeah, it's kind of hot. Like, I got a half job watching it. But it's also just, like, weird a little bit too. I don't know.

[E]

It's just not any Sweeney. It seems, like, forced, bro. Like, she's. Yeah, just like, how can we show her naked and, like, get views? The cartel stuff or like, them trapping drugs, like, kind of interesting.

[C]

I mean, like, oh, that was stupid as too.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's just not realistic.

[C]

They're just bad with timing. Like, if Sydney Sweeney's was an only fans girl in the season two years ago, then it makes sense now. Now it's like, dude, what is this? Maybe it's because Trump's in office some, but when I watched that last night or whatever tonight, I was like, legit pissed. Like, why am I wasting my time with this?

[B]

I turned it off.

[C]

I couldn't. My girl wouldn't let me turn it off. We got a fight about it. I was like, I can't watch. I'd rather buy an online course from One of these in Miami than watch that. Like, it is. It was so bad.

[B]

I didn't think it was bad.

[E]

I didn't have to, like, turn it off.

[C]

Like, I'll never watch that again.

[E]

When shows get like that popping and then they take, like a huge break. Like, how long was that, bro? It was like, you know, the first two seasons, like you were saying, it was kind of like, I don't know, it's very like Bay Area coded in terms of, like, how a lot of the high schools are there. So I'm like, oh. Like, this was like high school. Like a lot of drugs, like, craziness, you know, I mean, some of the actors are from Oakland, so like, maybe that's why it was like, felt like the Bay Area. But then there's this huge break and now they're back with all this. It seems a little forced. It's tough to do for them.

[B]

It does, yeah. And I mean, can you imagine the negotiations behind the scenes to get all those actors.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I wonder what they signed.

[B]

Sweeney, Elordi, Zendaya.

[C]

How does that work? They sent a one year for season one.

[E]

This is where they made their money probably the first two seasons. Yeah, money. This is where they wanted that bag.

[D]

It's probably half the budget's going to the cast for sure.

[E]

And so they're like, listen, Sydney, you're going to get. You're going to get your tits out for this season. We need to make our money back.

[C]

I'm surprised you watch this Santa Cruz dude.

[E]

My girl likes watching Euphoria. I'm not going to like, be like, no, that's kind of a beta.

[B]

So did your guys. Girls like it? Honestly, I'd love to watch Euphoria with a girl, but did your girls like it or no?

[C]

Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

[E]

My girl thought it was pretty good, but she was kind of like, what is going on in this season? Like, it's not as cohesive as the last season's. For sure.

[C]

Embarrassed.

[E]

Maybe they'll tie it together. We'll see. Well, I guess Donnie won't see, but

[B]

did you guys see our boy Vitaly got again?

[D]

No.

[B]

He accused the wrong person of being a pedophile on. On one of his pedophile hunting streams.

[A]

Easy. I've never thought about that tech happening.

[E]

You can't do that.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, that's what you get, though, when you're doing this. I think he does it every night. Like, bro, you better be right here.

[B]

But you're.

[C]

You're on live stream, so what, is

[D]

he getting hit with defamation now or something?

[C]

I think from what I saw, like, the guy, they never even proved or said, like, who he was speaking to was a minor, so the guy was just confused. But, I mean, they're like, yelling like, he was an Indian guy, and they're like, yelling kind of like slurs at him and, like, with him. And the guy didn't do anything wrong. I mean, look at that last name, though.

[D]

Oh, so. So he's apologizing.

[C]

How the hell do you say that guy's last name?

[B]

Stinging a singing aside, I'm half Indian.

[E]

I got this.

[C]

Anyway, that's.

[B]

That's tough.

[E]

That's not a good look.

[B]

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[A]

Yo, pull up sneako. 40 minutes ago, just got Sucker punch in New York City. What? That is not staged. I just. That's what I. I was silent during that euphoria. Speed watching and reading the comments.

[E]

Dude, you need security, bro. If you're. If you're Like a stiny insecurity in New York City. Yeah, no security staged.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Into the chokehold.

[E]

Punch into the chokehold.

[D]

What the.

[A]

I mean, he's gotta have moose security guards that are huge.

[E]

No, no, I don't think he has security like that.

[D]

Does Sneako not trained though.

[E]

Like he trains a little Jiu Jitsu for. But that's not. It's not really gonna help you in that situation.

[D]

I don't know. That guy grabs your neck. If you know what you're doing for sure.

[E]

Maybe after he grabs your neck. But like that is, you know, you don't look intimidating.

[A]

Yeah, that guy whiffed. But like you're just walking, streaming. You don't expect to just get clubbed,

[E]

dude, I don't know how he doesn't have security. He's such a political guy, bro. When I did a New York meetup, I hired security, dude.

[D]

Not gonna lie. It's getting scarier and scarier. Like people are so brainwashed by like social media. Like they actually like think they're doing the right thing by like attacking people. And like it's like these people see

[C]

anything and they don't look any further. They just believe it right away. I've been, I've done it too.

[A]

Yeah, it's like me at the hole in one stream with the clips. I looked like it.

[C]

You just see one thing and you assume it's true.

[B]

Yeah, you, you, you probably were a bit of a. During that stream too.

[A]

But I know Hondo pin in the air. I take account. But what? You've never got blacked out with your buddies?

[B]

Oh, buddy.

[A]

Camping in a tent with mommy. What do you expect?

[D]

100

[E]

dude, no. Out of context clips are really warping the world. I feel like a lot of young people understand the clips. But like, dude, like when I. I'll do like a Jiu Jitsu thing with somebody, then someone will make a clip that'll say 10 time world champion Santa Cruz.

[A]

Like you get cooked by him. Cruise, bro.

[E]

I'm like, bro, what is this dude a 10 time world champion? Then people get DMS. Like 100 DMS. Like I can't believe you're a world champion. And this is like. I'm like, bro, what?

[A]

You know, they put like the sad violin music over make me look like a idiot getting arm locked by 4G.

[E]

But young people, I feel like.

[A]

Or she's kicking Chetty off.

[B]

The comments are bad. The comments are bad. Now I feel like people are also saying that they don't even mean too right they're saying just to get a top comment because, like, it's raging. I know, I know. Even us. Like, I don't think I've ever got something negative in real life.

[D]

No.

[B]

If someone's ever said something to me in, right, like, real life, they've, like, actually genuinely asked about it. They don't handle it the way that, like, someone would comment online.

[A]

They're just looking for a reaction.

[B]

Yeah. And then you reply to someone and they obviously, like, switch up really fast

[A]

and you want to chirp. I chirp back everyone, which is my problem. Every single person gets big.

[E]

Yeah, dude.

[C]

No.

[B]

I just don't even care about policing everyone now.

[E]

But, dude, I have to, like, I would do these little meetups, and now I have, like, a big security team for no reason. Like, it's just like, you just wonder if somebody's gonna be so crazy. So I'll just hire, like, 15 of my Jiu jitsu buddies to just be there.

[C]

And I'm not saying this because I really do think that that actually that looked real. But being Sneako and walking that openly on the streets of New York, like, with a cameraman, because a cameraman draws a lot of attention to you. He does it at night a lot. And I've. I've linked up with him in New York and he moves, like, smart. I'm actually shocked that he, like, exposed himself that much.

[D]

You'd almost think the live camera, though, is his, like, protection. Because it's like, no, but you're now do something. It's on camera, but they almost want that too. Maybe people just don't know the repercussions of it. Like, because that guy's gonna be crying when he's in court just like, oh, looking at three years for assault. And it's like, he's gonna really think, like, oh, like this actually has consequences.

[C]

Like, well, I think people are getting kind of sick of this and noticing there's a gym here that I just went to in la and, like, the first thing they said with their policy is, we don't allow live streaming or tripods. And I was like, dude, this is the best gym ever. But when you notice a camera like that, people are going to look and see who's filming. And if you notice Sneako, if you're controversial, then it's like, that's why I'm surprised he wasn't rolling with, like, a security guard or anything.

[D]

Dude, live streaming kind of ruined, like, I'm think even this Friday I'm going to power slap. And I'VE been there a few times. I'm sure you guys have. It's like you can't just like have some drinks and like have fun. It's like all of a sudden you wake up tomorrow and you're on like five different rants drunk. Like it's like what happened to just like having a party and then it stay. It's like, you had the party, I

[A]

got you in my video spewing, dude.

[D]

I always do like. Then you're like. Because I'm like, I'm always like a pleaser. I'm like, oh, I'll talk on your thing.

[C]

And the best is when they've been talk talking to somebody for like two or three minutes and they go, oh yeah, we're live by the way.

[E]

Like, yeah, yeah, that needs to be

[C]

made known right away. Like, hey bro, it's just more chill

[E]

when you're filming for YouTube. Like we've all done this, we're filming for a YouTube video and like we're like, oh, like we want to talk about something like business related now or personal. And then so it's like you're like, yo, don't put this in. But like this story about whatever, somebody in your family, whatever it is. And with live streaming that doesn't even exist, so you're just there. I'm never going to talk about something like actually personal on a live stream. So then if I'm only spending time with the live streamer on live stream, they're not really getting to know me. Whereas if you film a YouTube video with me, like I'm going to tell you, hey, don't put this in. But like this happened with my family, whatever it is. And it's just a deeper level of connection. So yeah, it is a weird medium.

[C]

I don't think I would ever do a live stream. Do it like doing a live stream without meeting somebody beforehand and just going straight into it. I feel like it's just crazy work.

[B]

We've done that.

[A]

That's what I did with Cloud, but

[C]

with not with like a streamer. I think it's different with like guys who stream every day. You're just kind of put on and it's like I pulled up and guys

[A]

who are you clap.

[C]

Oh. And if you return, you didn't like that.

[A]

I was turned. I drank all his drinks because he 15 milligrams of red eye and I was like, yeah, I'll take those.

[E]

Yeah. Luckily I knew, I knew Cloud before I streamed to them. I knew exactly what I was getting

[D]

into, what do you guys think the next wave is going to be like after, like maybe live stream stays, but like how that was like the next wave. What do you think's like the next.

[E]

Bro, people are going back, I think to like in person experiences, bro, I think they're going back.

[C]

I think high production stuff is going to come back or like more production, more planned. I think people are going to be over this brain rot.

[D]

Well thought out ideas.

[C]

I think the well thought out idea is going to come back.

[E]

On the United States soccer federation presents the U.

[B]

S Soccer podcast. My name is David Goss and I'm joined by my co host, mega. And now we're giving people an inside look at the World cup.

[A]

Time's ticking.

[E]

I think you can feel the intensity. All the guys are wanting to really stake their claim and they want to be on that world cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil

[B]

comes with its pressures.

[E]

But we're just really excited just as the people are. The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform

[C]

on streaming, YouTube, everything.

[E]

Yeah, there needs to be better shows. There needs to be like, better.

[A]

The old MTV shit was gas tosh 0.0.

[C]

So there's a show called them or that I watched. It's like jury duty where this guy goes to a retreat for a job and it's all a setup and he's the only one not in on it. I don't know if you guys have seen it.

[D]

Yeah, I watched it.

[C]

Jesse. You know what it's called?

[D]

I don't know. His new one is it's like from the same people from dude, Jury duty. But yeah, it's all like a work retreat on one guy.

[B]

Company retreat.

[C]

They just convince one guy like, yo, this is a temporary job. We're on a company retreat and it's crazy for him, bro.

[E]

TV just used to be better though. I mean, you guys remember jackass dude, like was so fire the company retreat

[C]

or the jury duty came out. I kind of had an empathy for that guy because I was like, bro, I know what that feels like when you don't know.

[B]

How long did they drag that on for?

[C]

Like two weeks, dude.

[B]

See, like, bro, even for me, like,

[C]

Jesse, no, you guys did that to me, bro.

[B]

We did it four hours.

[C]

No, I talked to her for like a week and a half before she came out and I really didn't have

[B]

anything to do with that. You were trying to. No. You were trying to pipe her for like a month. I had nothing to do with that. That was. That wasn't part of the setup, bro. That was utting yourself up. And bro, no offense, you had no. You had no sauce back then. The fact that you thought you could pull her back then I went into the kitchen.

[C]

I said, kyle, I want to know right now, is this. Is this. Are you guys with me or not? Like, you have to tell me. And you, you said no or not, which I respect now. But I really lost trust that day.

[B]

I don't recall that.

[C]

I got so we had blacked out.

[B]

Listen, listen. We had to get you once. That's kind of part of the initiation. And let me say we've had several opportunities to get you again. Lots of people. Lots of people want to get you. The whole team wants to get you consistently. But I said, no, once is enough. He had his initiation. That's it, you know, because I want you to be in fear for your life.

[C]

That mentally you up. I'm not gonna lie. I'm obviously over it now. But the first time it can you up. Like, I don't know if Santa Cruz, if you've had an experience like that.

[B]

Well, I want to tell you though, if we do, you guys know we've been pitching. You know what we're working on. Steiny, if we do. If we do land that, I would like to reinitiate you into that show. So we may. May have to get you one more time and you could be on guard for it. You can be on guard. I'm giving you kind of a heads up.

[C]

It's pretty easy.

[B]

Yeah, I had a great.

[C]

I had a couple great ideas for you, but I just knew you. I don't think you could mentally, like, your ego would get in the way and you'd be like you. And it'd be like, I'd be a dead man. Like, I had an opportunity to get you a couple times.

[B]

It'd be hard to get everyone to turn on me, though.

[C]

No, that's the other thing is everyone's such a. They're like worried about job security, which is fair. But I'm like, dude, this is the game we're playing.

[B]

Like, I can catch on really well, though.

[A]

Gambles. How easy is that guy to prank?

[B]

Oh, gambles is very easy to prank too. What's your guys take on? I guess Alex Earl and Alex Cooper.

[A]

Team Coop.

[E]

Yep, Team Cooper. She's standing on business, bro.

[A]

Standing on business.

[E]

The way I see it, bro, she's like. She's like, listen, you're being passive aggressive. Say it with your Chest and say what you got to say. I like that.

[A]

So love that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was gonna come in here with, like, a. With a really hot take, but then I thought about it, and I really, like, I don't give a. About that. What's going on with their situation at all.

[B]

Like, I thought I had a whole

[C]

hot take, and I just don't care.

[A]

Yeah. What was this about?

[C]

Because this is also probably pr, Dude.

[A]

I hate chicks that spew like that.

[B]

I think it's probably like. Like when Alex Earl teamed up with Alex Cooper, she was. She was already big. I was even surprised that she signed with Alex Cooper. You don't really know, really, at that point, you know, so obviously you knew it was gonna fall out. Because if Alex Cooper. If Alex Earl is giving Alex Cooper a percentage of her, there's gonna come a time when she's like, yo, I don't need you. Like, I don't. I'm not giving you a percentage. So that was, like. For me, it was, like, bound to happen. But, yeah, I'm wondering why Alex Earl is like. It seems like she got let out of her deal by Cooper, no problem. So I'm wondering why it'll be interesting to see what Alex Earl says. Because she commented, you don't think this is pr? Maybe they could be launching something together.

[C]

Yeah. I guarantee you Alex Earl just launched a brand, and Alex Cooper is going to get a small piece of it.

[E]

Yeah. Just little petty, bro. There's blonde girls who have zero followers that are just beefing with each other right now. I think it's just the same. Just what some girls do.

[D]

It's not a bad idea. Kyle, you and me could do it for the show.

[B]

I know. I was thinking that. I was thinking that.

[D]

I don't think it would do.

[B]

I find that, like, kind of corny, though. Like, the beef to, like, launch something. It's not.

[D]

Unless it's like, a fight.

[A]

You would go nuts, though.

[B]

Yeah. It's just kind of corny. I think, in my opinion, it would

[D]

have to be, like, really cleverly done. Like, something that ends up the jokes on the people that thought it was real. Like, you know what I mean? Like something.

[B]

Yeah. I think there's, like, always better ways to market something than doing that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, me and Jesse had some pretty big, pretty cool meetings this week. We've been telling you guys, but.

[E]

Yeah. How'd they go?

[A]

Boys are getting bought out by Paramount. Word on the street.

[B]

Nah. Yeah, I saw that tweet. I was like, that's another example Too of like the Internet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, where do they get that from? Like they just completely make it up.

[A]

Fired that and hit a home run.

[D]

Yeah, they just literally think of something and then they go, this is what. And then they go like, this is what I've heard. It's like, no, you didn't. You just thought it in your own mind. Yeah.

[E]

Do these. Do these older execs kind of get what you're pitching them or is there like a. You know, some of them are kind of just don't know what's going.

[D]

I would say 100%.

[B]

Then we're not selling the rights to Nelk at all. But we've been. I mean, truth be told, the first reason me and Jesse actually ever went to LA in 2014 was to actually pitch up a high production prank show.

[D]

Yeah. Who was that guy? He was like from Jackass or something.

[C]

Right.

[B]

We had it. We were talking to a few different people, but we're actually with Post Malone's manager at First, Stray London.

[D]

Oh, you're right.

[B]

Who was helping us and he was packaging it and we almost got to the stage. But it's kind of just like our, if you know, our dream list of pranks now that we've always wanted to pull and just doing it on the biggest stage, like YouTube.

[E]

Sick.

[B]

But, you know, bringing our audience onto one of these big providers like a Netflix, a Paramount, plus a Hulu, an Amazon, a Fox, USA Today, there's a bunch of them. But that's kind of like always been my dream and I know that's always been kind of Jesse's dream too.

[E]

So, bro, give us something good to watch on one of those networks, dude, Because I'm telling you, bro, there's not like, there's not too much good stuff. It's few and far between.

[B]

And then now that we have the celebrity network, we want to bring our celebrity network in on the prank. So celebrity on celebrity pranks and then celebrity on unsuspecting marks where kind of like our Bigfoot prank. Think about that one. But you know, maybe there's a celebrity.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Being a Bigfoot hunter with us while we with someone and we just go, we take it to the next level

[D]

Picture jury duty, but in one episode. Like obviously we don't shoot for two weeks or whatever it was. But like that level, but also insane. All in like 22 minutes, 30 minutes, whatever it is. But like.

[B]

And this is where we call in the big favors too.

[C]

Can you still upload on YouTube?

[B]

Oh yeah, we'll still upload on YouTube. We could still do everything.

[E]

There's no.

[C]

You could still upload on the Elk YouTube channel.

[B]

Yeah, of course they would want us to upload on the Nelk YouTube channel. I mean, where the, the content we're shooting specifically for the show, where that's allowed to go, is going to be part of the negotiation. But bro, some of these executives, like, I'm not going to say which one, but he's actually, they're actually really smart and they're tapped in now. And like the guy was like a 50 plus year old British guy and he literally asked us, he's like, so do you guys clip farm? Yeah, because we were talking to, we were talking to him about clips and how, you know, we need this to go viral on the Internet, this show, so we can drive traffic back to your platform. And he's like, oh, like clip farming. So we're like, oh, damn. Like, you know, these guys, these executives now, the ones that are winning are. It's not five years ago where they don't believe in social media or anything like that. Like, they know that big social media influencers are powerful. They've seen success with some shows. Like, you know, even the sidemen show was brought up a lot in our meetings by executives. Like, congrats to them. I'm, I think that was like a huge success.

[C]

Well, it's not just even them.

[B]

So now they're, they're physically seeing data from social media. Like, you know, influencers will show. So they're like, oh, I'm sure Mr. B show was a, was a success too.

[D]

Yeah, you don't have to pitch the marketing power anymore. Like they, they actually get it. We're past that point.

[C]

They're like, the NFL and NBA are quoting Claviclear.

[E]

And yeah, bro, they're gonna see what when Theo Vaughn's movie hits theaters. Dude, I've been hearing a lot of people talk about going, my buddy just bought like eight tickets, like rebought them just because he's like, well, we're gonna go see this. And I think once that hits, that should be another wave of some of these kind of older school studios being like, okay, like chicken, get out.

[C]

Trip his ass has a part in there.

[B]

Oh yeah, I saw that.

[D]

Who does?

[C]

Yeah, this girl that we know has a part in it.

[B]

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[D]

That's pretty wild.

[B]

We tot like we totally get it. Like this is right up our alley. And I actually had a call today and we got our first like we're going to get our first offer from one of the networks that's so lit. It's pretty cool. So now the next step would be we're going to get an offer and then we'll see if we get an offer from any other networks. I think we're going to get offers from a few different ones and it's actually going to be up to us to choose which network that we want based on which one's going to let us do whatever the fuck we want. Because we need creative freedom on a show like this. Number two, what's the budget per episode? Because if we're doing Bigfoot elevated, we need to fucking go crazy. We need to build a whole fucking Bigfoot lab with multiple Bigfoots and cages and fucking scientists running around rock in there. Yeah, exactly. And then, yeah, which one's just gonna be the best partner? Because I could see this being like a multiple season show. Get the boys in some episodes too.

[D]

Fuck. I was gonna say it'd be sick to tell one of the episode ideas but then you can't do it. So you can't Yeah, I know, like,

[E]

some ideas in my head, but I'll just text you after.

[D]

Dude, the writing sessions of that are going to be so much fun. I can't wait to be in, like, a legit writing room with, like, I don't know that that's like. I think the process is. When you said, like, this is what we've always wanted, I think part of the process of shooting a show at that level is like, also, it's going

[B]

to be the funnest thing ever, right?

[D]

Yeah. Like, I'm so excited.

[C]

Did Dana make a call on behalf.

[B]

I'm not going to say. I'm not going to comment on that.

[E]

So he did?

[B]

No, I mean, I'm not gonna.

[D]

Sorry. That sounds like he didn't.

[E]

The UFC on Paramount this week was great. I'll say that.

[B]

And then after that, we're working on an animated series too, that me, Freezer and Jesse have been working on a little bit too. So I feel like this, that's a banger. The Nelk prank show is our way in the door. And then once you kill that and you kill a couple seasons, it's like, hey, here's our animated series. Here's our. Here's our, like, Pineapple Express movie script that rewrote that. We think our demographic would also like. So I feel like this guy's sky's the limit after that.

[A]

It looks crazy. The art, the characters, it's.

[E]

Dude, thank God. If you give people creative freedom, they can create good stuff. And there was an era with it. There's an era with Seth Rogen, James Franco and them. Like, there was an era than it. It really hasn't been around.

[A]

So that was the goat.

[E]

It really was, bro. But it's just like, how many times can you watch Pineapple Express, though? It's. It's like there was an error there,

[D]

you know, Dude, I think we're getting into, like, a perfect era again. It's like, perfect timing. Like, they're starting. Like, especially you said Theo Vaughn's movie does well. And like, I heard the what's his name from Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe. Like, they're working on something right now. R rated, bringing back comedy. Like, we. I think we're about to jump into like, the next five, ten year. That is going to be like the 2000s. It's going to be like the 90s where it's like everything comes back. We're like, good TV, good comedy films.

[E]

Like dude, that Woke.

[D]

We're in a pocket comedy, bro.

[E]

You would fire up a movie on Netflix that looked good and it had some actors in it. You'd be like, oh, this should be funny. And it'd be like, oh, there's two trans lovers in this. And you're just like, who's forced? Why are you forcing this in? Just like, they would just ruin with the woke stuff. So hopefully that's. That's out.

[D]

Oh, my God. This guy.

[C]

This guy's scary, bro.

[B]

Is that Lacy? No,

[E]

Lacey did a remake that was, like, on point. Because when I was watching the first point, it kind of looks like Lacy.

[C]

Well, he looks kind of locked in.

[E]

He's. Well, Lacey's lost some weight. Needs logged in.

[C]

No, they got like, a. I mean, it was his. His remake was funny. Yeah, it was actually hilarious.

[D]

I'd rather watch his parody.

[A]

He would die.

[C]

Santa Cruz. How bad do you wish that guy pulled up to your crib and you could just go out there and beat himself?

[E]

I have, like, an artillery session here, bro. The dude would be in a hundred pieces, like, because he came in the house.

[C]

No, he didn't get in the house.

[E]

No, didn't he get in the house? Judd.

[A]

Like, wait, the guy got into the house? I didn't.

[D]

Dude, there's a video. There's a video of him inside the house.

[E]

And it's like, yeah, you start to

[D]

kind of feel bad for him because he's like, yo, are you ex military? Like, you could tell the owner of the house was like, oh, this guy's, like, going through, like, a psychosis.

[E]

Like, yeah, but it's like, bro, you can't go through.

[D]

I know.

[E]

I know you're gonna get shot, but. Yeah, yeah, he's in the house, brother.

[C]

Oh, my God. What the.

[E]

I don't know how we got in.

[C]

How the hell's that guy?

[D]

Okay, Kyle, this was me at the clubhouse. Neighbor running through the house.

[B]

100.

[D]

Dude, if he was in the wrong house, he would be, like, dead right now. 100. You cannot do this.

[A]

Oh, just a parody. I just want to make sure that everything's okay. Seems to be something going on.

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

I don't know. Just figured out, bro.

[E]

How did he get the shirt? I don't know what you want.

[C]

Get out of my house.

[A]

Open this door. Where's your daughter, man?

[B]

Where's your daughter, man?

[D]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Where's your daughter? Who's in there with you, bro?

[E]

Bro, if you don't leave.

[A]

Open this door. Open the door.

[B]

I'm breaking.

[D]

Where is your daughter? So leave my house.

[A]

You don't are you okay? Is everyone in this house okay?

[D]

Everyone's okay.

[A]

What do you want?

[D]

Knocks.

[E]

It is like 95 accuracy, bro.

[A]

Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

[C]

That was good.

[D]

Yeah, it was smart idea.

[E]

I was getting capped in my house. You got to be careful with California laws. But I know when, when you can.

[D]

What, what are the laws? Santa Cruz? Like, it's like someone.

[E]

You weird ass laws, bro. So basically like in California, you literally like somebody, you're allowed to like break into somebody's house and if, if you are not threatened. If my life is not threatened, I cannot kill them.

[D]

But if he says, like, I'm gonna kill you second he says that you can do whatever you want.

[E]

So kind of I met with a lawyer who, who was like, yeah, so like, you know, if you have a knife in your house and they said, I'm gonna kill you and started walking to that knife, that's a great time legally to shoot them, right?

[D]

I heard you had to match their force. Like, if he has a knife. You can only use a knife if he has a gun.

[E]

No, I, I don't.

[D]

Because that's.

[E]

You can be fearful for your life. Like a reasonable fear for your life.

[C]

That's a fair fight clause.

[E]

Yeah, dude, the problem is people. The cops get there, they've tapped somebody and they go, I don't know what happened. He was stealing a TV and running away and I capped him. It's like, oh, you going to get. Might get manslaughter.

[D]

Yeah, if you shoot someone in the back.

[E]

Not in Florida though.

[A]

Crazy happened today and I don't know what to do. My girls got this dude that lives down the street with his grandma, goes and knocks on her door like around 5pm every day when she gets off work and she works from home and I'm on the treadmill and she's like, he. He's here again. So I get off the treadmill, zoom home, and she tells him that she has a boyfriend and he's here and he's just like. And he'll just scurry away. And it's so sus. He goes and gets a beer at the gas station every day. And I'm like, what do we do about this? Now she's got a gun too.

[E]

Buy a rattlesnake and like, I don't know, throw it at that guy. I don't know, it might be legal.

[D]

See what happened in the old days of just like, give the guy a nice kick in and be like, bro, don't come around.

[A]

That's what we Were gonna do today, me and big Gunner as like, meet you at Madison's.

[D]

Why should that even include lawyers? And just like, sometimes you gotta scare someone and be like, bro, if you do this again, you're gonna get hurt. Like, stop.

[B]

Canada is even worse, bro.

[A]

This guy's got nothing to lose though, you know, so it' a regular guy. So it's like, it's scary because I don't want to go confront a guy like this. That's.

[D]

Those are the scariest people. Yeah. If they're like, oh, prison in jail is like a nice bed and a. And some food. Yeah.

[C]

How the did that guy get in the house? The guy was talking to him on the other side of the ring camera for like two minutes.

[E]

I don't know if they.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[E]

Like here, you know, you can. Not there. I don't think he was there.

[D]

No, he got in the house. He got knocked out by a shovel. I saw the video.

[A]

He got in. When he's not there, the owner like

[D]

knocks him out with a shovel and then is like, are you ex military? Like, he's talking to him. And then the cops come and they almost arrest the owner with the shovel because he has a weapon on him. He's like, not see the whole thing.

[A]

He got taken by a shovel.

[C]

You gotta send that to all of us. Because I didn't see him needing in the house.

[A]

That's fucking insane, dude.

[D]

I was like subscribed to some like, it kept updating me. I was getting notifications.

[E]

I'm like, yeah, in Canada you gotta invite them in, have dinner with them. That's the law.

[D]

Yeah, it's like vampire law.

[B]

That's why in Toronto people are just getting home invaded like crazy cars stolen.

[E]

It's bad.

[B]

Yeah, because like, you could just. You could. Yeah, you could break in with no consequences, bro.

[E]

Florida, they. They'll give you a pat on the back if you shoot somebody.

[B]

I even know from like, yeah, like when we used to do pranks and stuff. Like, you're kind of like when we used to do the knocking on the door pranks. Like, we're like, yo, hell no, we're not doing this in Texas. No, like, hell no, we're not doing this in Florida. And yeah, you go to like California, the Bay area.

[E]

California, bro.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Canada kind of sucks. It doesn't like when it comes to that. But no, sorry. I love Canada. Makes me sound like I'm hating on Canada, but that shit's a little. A little whack.

[B]

The only thing of Canada sometimes is Ontario. And then when you go out west, you're kind of like, oh, you know, Alberta.

[D]

I remember when I was a kid, I got. I was. I was walking for lunch from high school, and me and my friend got jumped by, like, five dudes that weren't even in high school. Like, older dudes. And then I ran to the police. To the police station, because it was, like, right next to the skate shop. And because I went to the police station, I was like, a rat. And then on Facebook, yeah, the guys who jumped me, they were, like, threading me, like they were gonna stab me. And. And I was like. And I remember just, like, they never got arrested. Cops didn't give a. Like, I was like, what am I supposed to do? Like, so you just like. And then if I. And then if you fight them or you do anything back, like, I don't know. It's just so weird.

[A]

That's the worst situation, Jesse. You're probably sick to your stomach. For weeks.

[D]

It was sucked. I had to watch my friend. Nothing. Nothing. I got, like, threats, and I, like, had to, like, make sure I was always with homies, like, walking around, like, at lunch and like. But no, you kind of. But it was like the country, so you kind of have to handle on your own a bit, you know, Like, I don't. You can't. Like, I don't know. The first time I really realized that, like, the legal system and cops aren't always there to like, just make. You know, I mean, like, just with you, but. Or again, it's like the people that don't. They have nothing to lose are, like, the scariest people. That's, like, where I learned as a young age. It's like, oh, you don't. With people that they don't give a. If they go to jail for a night.

[B]

Do you guys want to hit on any of these sports talk topics?

[A]

We got show playoffs coming up, which

[B]

is going to be Diana Rossini resigns.

[E]

Who's that?

[B]

After variable affair Scander.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's. That was the reporter for the NFL got with Rabel. She got rinsed by Rabel. And we know this is confirmed. I'm pretty sure. And yeah, I don't know. I don't know what else we got to say about it. Steiny, you got anything on this?

[C]

There's been so many conspiracies with the reporter. The, like, female reporters being with. What was. The ones that was with the NBA dudes, Rachel McNichols or some. This is, like, historically been, like, A conspiracy.

[B]

Every reporter.

[A]

Oh, my mind at all, dude. It's like, no, but if.

[C]

Player in the NBA in this, like, I don't know. The female reporters were like, you see her all, you know, 10 games a year. That's just gonna happen.

[A]

Apparently she was giving them helmets so she could get insider information and good news stories to cover.

[C]

That's the. That's what they're saying.

[A]

That's what they're saying. Or I might have just made that up. I don't really know. I did hear.

[E]

What does she look like? Judd, can you pull up? I don't even know.

[A]

Like, yeah, so this lady's an NFL reporter. Really big one. And Rabel's the Patriots coach.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And they're seen doing something in Kissing or something in a hotel, I believe.

[E]

I don't know.

[D]

Yeah, I don't know any of these people.

[A]

She also said at one point that, like, her husband wasn't enough or something. She chirped her husband, so rip. To her husband. Feel bad for that guy.

[C]

It's disgusting what these guys do.

[E]

Yeah. A woman just traveling around with, like, NFL guys, it's just not, you know,

[A]

I don't think variables in the wrong. I mean, like, he doesn't even probably know, man. It's her.

[C]

This game is up. Like, it just is. Dude, I tell you how many homies I have, like, that have played in the league that like, all. I'd be like, you know this girl, like, four or five thousand followers on the Grams small city. Yep, I know her. Like, it's ridiculous.

[B]

They're looking at the same chicks, bro.

[A]

These athletes, though, they're on these chicks like ticks. They're in hotel rooms all night. They're doom scrolling harder than anyone.

[D]

And they're.

[A]

They go to a city and they're planning. They're peppering dms.

[B]

I mean, yeah, they're always on planes, buses, hotels. They're bored.

[C]

And they're in every city, so that's just gonna. They're. They're hitting, like, the hottest girls in every.

[A]

They're building their roster.

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

In every city.

[B]

So, yeah, like, you know, it's like, oh, shit, I play in Tampa all the time. Like, yep. Why not have. Why not have a go to chick in Tampa?

[E]

I wonder if they scale their chicks to, like, you know, let some uglier

[B]

ones and like, Coachella this weekend again, bro.

[C]

What you see, dude, Tell us what you saw.

[B]

I can't. I can't. I can't air it out online, but just know, like, listen like, if your girl. If you have a girl and she's

[C]

going, oh, dude, I made a story about that. I stored that.

[B]

It's. It shouldn't be allowed. I don't care if you. Like, if your girl asks you to go to Coachella without you, leave her immediately. Take it from me, I seen it all. It's. It's. Don't do it. Just leave her right away. If she asks you, can I go to Coachella without you? It's. It's an absolute no go. I don't care if you trust.

[A]

Don't even say no. Just dip.

[B]

If she says, oh, I'm just going for the music. And that's even more of a red.

[A]

What are you, an EDM head?

[B]

Don't trust her.

[C]

I got an argument with her with a kid that followed me, and then I got in an argument with my friend who actually allowed this. And I was like, dude, you're a idiot.

[E]

Like, he's cooked.

[C]

You gotta understand that she's going to all these exclusive parties because she's good looking. And all the guys that are in the exclusive parties are probably either super studs or really rich. So that's who you just open the door to for your girl without you being there.

[B]

Even if you trust her, it's fine. It's fine. It's also like, yo, there's other music festivals. Unless she's specifically there for like, JB. And we're lucky JB's off the market now, but it's fine because JB's married. That's a good point.

[C]

There's certain festivals where it's allowed.

[B]

She can be. She can be obsessed with JB because JB's locked.

[C]

He's.

[B]

He's happily married. You know, he's. But, you know, going to see the DJs, and it's like, bro, no, Coachella's.

[C]

Like, you can't.

[B]

There's other festivals.

[C]

I can't even think. There's got to be some in something.

[B]

Yeah, go. To go there Fortuga this weekend while

[A]

Coachella's going on is crazy.

[B]

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[A]

I heard that rips hard.

[C]

That's a, that's a festival you go to with your girl, though. Like, you don't send your girl off to that.

[B]

Would you rather your girl go to Coachella or Stagecoach?

[C]

Like Santa Cruz? You'll probably be a Stagecoach with your wife.

[E]

I don't think I'm going to be a stage coach, dude. I think the. I think the worst thing. I think the worst possible thing is when your girl is backstage at like one of those like, like dj.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Disco lines. He's the homie. He's the homie. But that is like Santa Cruz.

[B]

What genre of music is the worst for dj?

[E]

If your girl is in the back of a Disco lines video, you're cooked.

[C]

No, I've said this really quick. Let's just make this very clear. If you're a girl out there and you post yourself behind the DJ booth, every guy that follows you is going to be unattracted to you. If you post yourself on the floor at the NBA game, every guy that follows you, besides the guy that invited you is not gonna be attracted.

[D]

Yeah, we all know. We all know what that means.

[C]

You're.

[D]

You're behind this. You're literally hanging out with the dj.

[C]

Yeah. You're flexing to. To the chicks that you're with the dj. So every guy that follows you is not going to be attracted.

[B]

Steiny, you would. You would wipe up a courtside chick so fast. I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. I think behind the DJ booth. Yeah, being behind the DJ booth is a little more trashy courtside. It's kind of like, that's a harder thing to obtain. So it's more like, okay, yeah, the

[A]

DJ shit's like your classic college girl, like, got VIP stage access and she weaseled to the front is like, everyone look.

[B]

How about, like, backstage at, like, a two chains concert?

[E]

That is horrible, bro.

[B]

I know a chick that got.

[A]

I know a chick that got reefed by soldier boy. Soldier boy.

[D]

What about backstage at Jelly Roll?

[B]

Jelly Roll is fine.

[A]

Jelly Roll kind of sketches me sometimes. I've been seeing some conspiracies. And kind of the boy, though it's.

[C]

Gabe is the only guy I've ever seen do it. And then just thoughts just like, flexing the dj and it's like, who do you think that. Who do you think that appeals to?

[A]

It's like, God, they're not like, influencers. It's like chicks, like, thinking it's clout. Like college sorority girls, you know, That's. It's what it is. It's like, you know when, like, John

[C]

Summit and Disco lines will be, like, jumping and they'll turn around and they just have all these chicks behind them. I wonder if, like, they're actually just scoping, if that's like. Because they'd always have 30 chicks behind them.

[A]

Honda op.

[C]

And they turn around to the girls.

[A]

I just went to disco lines and was like, where those birds are standing and they're on me. Like, literally, Alabama ticks on my neck. I'm like, all right, dude, I'm good with the front row, man. Like, this was dope for a second, but he, He. Oh, yeah, he. He's got his eyes on a few of them.

[B]

Of course. I mean, he's not. He's not gay, right?

[A]

He's the chillest.

[B]

Yeah, I'm saying he's not gay. Like, why would he not be scoping?

[A]

Oh, no, that guy might have a thousand body count.

[C]

No, it's just funny how in, like, their Tik Tok videos, it'll show them turning around and, like, it's hilarious.

[B]

Guy dishes out, follows like, crazy, eh, disco. He.

[A]

He's freeze. I know it for a fact.

[B]

Every bird I see is just, like, followed by disco lines. Yeah, he's a sniper.

[A]

I've had birds tell me, they go, can you get me? Because, like, they know I'm friends with them on snap. They're like, can you give me a snap so I can Send them nudes. I'm like, all right, you don't have to say that.

[B]

Not a bad problem to have.

[A]

Yeah. Not for him, eh?

[B]

No, not a bad problem to have for disco at all.

[A]

Yeah. No, but I'm sitting here like, that's crazy.

[B]

Yeah. That's an insane thing to say to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That just like. Yeah.

[D]

Chetty, all I heard is your middlemanning nudes.

[A]

Yeah. On telegram with Patel in India

[E]

freezer tarps.

[A]

Good drinking buddy.

[C]

Probably retiring Alex Ovechkin.

[B]

Rumors go back to Russia.

[A]

Yeah, dude, the comments on that post got me so excited, I almost made a video.

[C]

Wait, what were the freezer.

[A]

What were the comments that I didn't do it? I'm like, what do you want

[B]

in. The comments were hilarious. Everyone's like, that just did not happen.

[E]

Happen.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm like, no way.

[B]

The Tampa Bay Lightning was like, yo, Chetty, you gotta come.

[A]

I'm so rattled that I want to just throw up screenshots of text receipts. I felt like Steiny, man.

[C]

No, you definitely partied with the. The Lightning, but you claimed you parted with ob.

[A]

I swear on my mother's life that I ripped with him for three hours straight. I'm talking within a five foot radius. You on the God, you're digging holes like Stanley Yell nuts right now on your 9 to 5 guy. You're pissed I stood with Ovechkin, buddy. And we got after it. All right.

[C]

Did he know who you were?

[A]

No.

[C]

Or did he think you were on the team?

[A]

No, he just knew that the other. Yeah, dude, he thought I was the tender.

[E]

No, you're right.

[C]

That guy doesn't know anyone or give a about it.

[A]

I swear to God, he bare minted me. And he's like, hey, we don't know you, man. It's the rookie party. You got to get the out of here.

[B]

I'm like, that guy's. That guy's ready to just cash in on his gift from Putin, eh? For sure, bro. Who's a bigger Russian legend, Ovechkin or Khabib?

[A]

Ochkin?

[C]

Ovechin, I think I would kind of agree.

[B]

And Dana said that.

[A]

I don't know, numbers wise, though, UFC to Chell, Is it crazy?

[E]

Followers.

[B]

Followers. I think Khabib has more because he has the Muslim world kind of.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, viewership, though. Like, how big is UFC viewership compared to Cho?

[C]

I just. I just choose Ovechkin because, like, Islam's also a legend. And so it's like, I don't really. I Couldn't tell you. Another, like, Russian hockey player, even Nero Vegetable.

[B]

My point with that being, though, is, like, we saw Dana say Khabib got gifted.

[C]

Like, yeah, 20 million in real estate.

[B]

Yeah, 20 million in real estate.

[A]

Wait, just from the government, From Putin himself.

[B]

What do you think? Like, what's. What's Ovie gonna get blessed with, bro? Did you guys watch any UFC this weekend? Santa Cruz.

[E]

Yeah, I watched the whole card.

[B]

I did. I did not watch it, dude.

[E]

I mean, the card was, like, amazing. First fight Cub Swanson retires. What a legend. He pieced up Nate Landwehr, and then it was the next fight, right? It was so boring, bro. It was Reyes versus Johnny Walker. It was such a horrible fight. Neither of them just. They didn't want to trade. It looked like a sparring match. It was one of those frustrating ones.

[D]

They should have a rule in place for, like, where they can take half their purse. Like, something like, yo, you sparred like, bro.

[E]

I know. It was. It was a tough one. And then Josh Hokut comes out, and that fight versus Curtis Blades was one of the most exciting fights. Probably top five heavyweight fights of all time at this point. So, I mean, there's, like, legendary ones, like, you know, Don Fries in there and everything. But I'm just saying, like, at least recently, it's one of the top heavyweight fights. And it was just a war, bro. And Hokage, yeah, like I said, bro, if he wins, he's gonna get on the mic and just do his act, you know, it's WWE style act. And that dude's a star. He's gonna fight on the White House now.

[D]

Well, everyone wanted him to get knocked out, but I think the fact that he put on a war and talks all that for marketing, it does make him a star. Like, he is the. Like, he can talk the walk. Like, he's gonna be huge. But this fight was insane, too. Guy blows his Neo.

[E]

Yeah. So what did you guys think about this? Because Oberg blows out his knee, you know, like, full on. Looks like a ACL tear.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

This was crazy, bro.

[E]

Yuri, it looks like he literally just. I mean, multiple times he points down to the mat, and he's like, let's just trade right here. It looks. Made an agreement with him. Like, I know your knees up. I'm not gonna leg kick you and use movement because you can't move. He felt bad, and he paid the price. He got chinned. The only way Oberg could win is back against the cage and just, like, little counter strikes, like, hard left hooks And Yuri, like, gave that to him. It was frustrating.

[B]

What do you think that is? You think that's just, like, the adrenaline getting to him in the moment and, like, not mentally staying in the fight? Like, you can't. You can't. You can't do that during the middle of a fight when it's not over yet.

[E]

Yuri is, like, a really good person. He goes to, like, the woods and meditates for days. And I think he's such, like, a warrior style guy that, like, he saw this and he's like, no, I want a fair fight. I want to win fairly, you know? And so he wasn't leg kicking him. He wasn't using movement. He was just like, right here. We can just stay right here and do it. Maybe you want to give the fans something. And he gave the fan something, bro.

[B]

I don't know if that warrior spirit works if you want to be champ for a long time.

[D]

Well, he said after two, he's like, I learned. I learned the biggest lesson ever. He's like. You could tell. He's like. He knew if he just had to, like, dance around the octagon, like, dude, they probably wouldn't have let it go to the next round. Like, it.

[C]

No, no.

[D]

Probably what I call it, he couldn't stand on his leg. Like, he blew his leg, hooked.

[E]

His leg was cooked, bro. They wouldn't have let it go, and Yuri would have the belt. But, you know, I don't know, I kind of felt, like, some empathy for that, though, because, like. Like, I don't know, bro. Like, if I was in, like, a little jiu jitsu tournament and someone, like, broke their finger or something, they wouldn't even let it go still. But, like, I would be like, all

[C]

right, like, let me try to, like,

[E]

go for the other arm type, like, you know? But, like, that is why I will never be able to fight in the ufc.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[E]

Like, I feel like if you're in the ufc, you have to be, like, a killer, bro. Like, oh, you up your knee. Like, watch me leg kick you right in that leg right now.

[B]

Insane.

[E]

And like, dude. But now they're in a unique place because this card was something a lot of people looked over and like, ah, this card's kind of ass. And then it ended up being something a lot of people are like, oh, that was one of the.

[D]

It's always like that, though, right? It's always the one people overlook and they're. It happened, like, a couple weekends ago. It was like, no one cared about it. And it was like.

[C]

Well, that's the problem. I think they care more about viewership than, than a good card because like the, the guys like you guys are going to tune in no matter who's fighting or us probably. Right.

[B]

I wonder what the gate was compared to. Just like other gates in Miami. Not UFC though, I bet you was still a huge gate.

[E]

They, they do need stars, but I feel like they have them. They just, they're kind of. No, they're kind of building up. They're building up the White House. They're building up the White House.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think we're comparing it to last year too because last year the, the first quarter of the year started off so strong. It was Islam versus Arman was the first fight announced. And then co main was Merab and Umar. That's like announcing that was. Is one of the best main and co mains ever. Like that Merab Umar fight was. I was just as hyped for that as the main event.

[E]

So they're in a little bit of a downswing, but it's going to come up because you have Gable, Steven, they signed Gable, Steven, Steven, you got Strickland,

[B]

Hamza next month now in Jersey. That's going to be a massive fight. The build up to that, the trash talk, that's going to be a massive fight. And then there's talks about the White House. Toporia is going to be.

[C]

He's a superstar.

[B]

He is going to be, I think the closest thing to McGregor like since McGregor. He, that guy has it all. He's a fucking student. He's a knockout master. He's smart, like, you know, just hanging with him personally. He's a businessman. He is going to be a massive star. And then there's talks of McGregor coming back in July. Then you got Islam in August. So I think the rest of the year for the UFC is going to be huge.

[E]

I agree. And if you saw they signed Gable Stevenson, who's a tremendous prospect in the

[B]

heavyweight division, you know that's my boy from high school.

[E]

No way.

[A]

Same city. It.

[E]

Let's go. Freezer. You Steiny, you're the man.

[C]

You're hilarious, bro.

[B]

Even as a fan too, like these first few fights of the year, like I wasn't. I'm not super hyped for as a fan, but I think starting now, starting May to the end of summer, it's about to get. Yeah, they have, they have momentum pipe fights.

[C]

I asked this snickers, you probably know best, but I thought the moment I saw Paramount deal go through. I was like, I'm really curious what's going to happen to these press conferences now and, like, the buildup because you don't have to sell pay per view.

[E]

You hear about the Sean Strickland Hamzat thing? That Dana's like, yo, we're. They literally hate each other so much. He's gonna separate. He's gonna separate Sean Strickland and Hamza.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They can't even do a face off.

[E]

They don't play that. That Hamza team. They don't play, bro. It's not going to be like, Sean's talking and they're bantering back and forth. It's like, we will. We will jump you. We will physically harm you before it's

[B]

a f. They're not going to do the press conference.

[E]

Look up Dana White. Look at this, bro. They can't. Dana White's smart for this. Honestly, bro.

[B]

Yeah, they're gonna beef up security. Yeah.

[D]

This also could be marketing, though. Like, this makes you want to tune in.

[E]

No, no, dude. The Chamayev camp, from what I've heard, like, they're respectful dudes and everything, but that's what I'm saying. Like, they don't around.

[D]

I know, but from a business standpoint, like, look at, like, what happened with Conor and Khabib. Like, at the end of the day, they want it.

[B]

They would never admit that, but. Yeah, why not?

[D]

They would never admit it, but, like. Like, they want, like, oh, my God, their team jumped this person up and

[E]

it let that happen, bro. They let the Nate Diaz thing happen. McGregor throwing the thing, dude. What they don't want is Armin headbutted Dan Hooker and broke his nose, allegedly. And they kept. They kept the fight, but, like, that was something that Dana White allegedly is like, I can't have that happening. He wants the fights to happen.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And with Hamza's team, they're literally saying, like, this would be a situation. Fans could get hurt. They're like, like, bro, you don't want to. With those dudes. It's a different level.

[B]

They talk about UFC having a star issue, and then you got a fight like this coming up next month. It's like, I just don't see it. I just think that, yeah, maybe there's not a huge fight every single month, but I think it's, dude, Strickland, good value, then Hammer.

[E]

No, I. I think he needs to go a little bit, like, plus 480. I like him. You know, plus, plus, you know, 500. I like that. But I think the way the Fight goes. Is Hamzat out? Grapples him.

[B]

I'll be honest, I think Hamzat's gonna climb on him like a jungle gym again. It's just gonna be. It's the same he did to Du Plessis, bro.

[E]

Sean has great defensive grappling and stuff.

[B]

I know, but I say this every time with Hamza. Like, I go to the gym and. And everyone's like, but Du Plessis, like, is wrestling. And then it's like, bro, Hamzat is different.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

I, I would not bet against Hamza, bro.

[E]

There's a different type of grappling with Hood. Those Dagestani style grapplers.

[B]

He climbs on them. Yeah, he climbs on them.

[E]

Wrist control, bro. It's like, it's D1 Wrestling, like Gable Stevenson stuff. That's great, but it hasn't served people as well in the UFC as this style of grappling that Sambo. It's brutal.

[B]

I mean, at the end of the day, it's a fight you never know. But I mean, I would, I would not bet against Homs. I mean, if you want, it's great odds. Sprinkle, sprinkle a little sprinkle on Strickland.

[E]

But, but yeah, if it goes above plus 480, I'll throw some money on Strickland.

[D]

Santa Cruz, who's the guy that Leon Edwards head kicked? Usman.

[E]

Usman, yeah.

[D]

Like, Usman, when he went against him last second, like, I remember being like, like, Usman's got crazy power. He can wrestle like all this, like, and then he still just gets like, dude, Usman's like a beast. Like, people forget how much of a beast. Like no one could beat him.

[E]

That's right. There is why the UFC is the. And honestly, of course, they don't have as many stars right now, but bro, it takes. Takes one moment like that to make a star. And obviously Leon star faded out a little bit, but after that knockout, he was huge. You get a huge gate with him and that. You can't have moments like that in other sports. Like when it's a football game and a team is plus 500, brother. So much has to go wrong for the favorites to lose in fighting. Not that much stuff has to go wrong for an Underdog to win 100. So it's, it's unlike any other sport. Which is why I think the UFC will be fine.

[B]

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[E]

And now every man out there identifies with this story. If you're a dude and you haven't gotten your heart broke by a chick and some chick doing you dirty, then you're not living life. So every guy resonates with his story a bit. So now it's like, it's like going to cross over into this, like, deeper emotional.

[B]

And he's also, like I said, he's a smart guy. He handled it.

[C]

It.

[B]

He handled it like a gentleman. He kept it, you know, he just handled it properly too, which I think was great for sure. Who's the co main on that?

[C]

It's gone in and Pereira.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Toporia docu series on hbo Max.

[E]

Oh, damn.

[B]

I. I love watching like this, bro.

[E]

Me too.

[C]

About like athletes and 247 used to do a great HBO with like Mayweather and they used to do a hockey one too, actually.

[B]

Dude, I heard Toporia moved to Miami.

[C]

Just curious. Because people like this. Who do you think's the. Who is projected to be the biggest star? You think that was kind of a letdown? It seems like it's happened in the UFC a lot.

[E]

Bo Nickel, I mean, it's kind of. Yeah, it's kind of. Bo Nickel, he could work his way back, you know, into that with a few wins, but Bo Nickel was like a blue chip prospect, you know, and he. He just. It's been a little tough at certain points for him.

[D]

Speaking like, I remember when Bow Nickel first came up, everyone was saying he's the one that would take out. Out Hamza, and then kind of like someone else who's like, not even a top ten takes them out. So, like, he lost his steam. It's probably just throwing too much. Like. Like, when someone comes in and they just put too much hype on them, you gotta let them, like, grow in the game a bit.

[E]

Yeah. And I think they're smart to handle it different for different weight classes. So in heavyweight, they're throwing people to the wolves. Josh Hokut. Oh, you have a name you can talk. Cool. We're gonna have you fight Curtis Blade weights. And if you win that, you're fighting on the White House card versus Derek Lewis. Heavyweight's more intelligent to do that with because, brother, it's a coin. So hard to string together three heavyweight wins in a row. Four heavyweight with those dudes throw heat, you're done with one punch. Lighter weights, you can make a few mistakes in a fight and still win.

[D]

Yeah, it's weird. Like, a brain's a brain. Like, when you're at that weight and you're getting, like, blades throwing a haymaker at you, like, you still have the same brain as a middleweight or, you know, I mean, like, it's like. Like, you can get knocked out. Just. There's so much more power coming at you.

[B]

It's.

[E]

I'm sparring with Sugar Sean this weekend on Saturday, or going to their MMA sparring at their gym. I'm a little nervous.

[D]

In.

[B]

Where?

[D]

Arizona?

[E]

Yeah, in Arizona.

[B]

Did they rope you into striking or.

[E]

No, no, for sure. And I'm. I. I'm gonna tell those boys, bro. I do not. I'm not here to ego. I have no striking. I'll grapple with y'. All. It'll be fun, and I'll just get cooked.

[A]

I tried to have that guy teach me how to stretch, like, racked out with Sono and the prize picks event in my.

[B]

When you train with those guys, you'll get a. A whole Another respect for their conditioning. Like, I did. I did a fight simulation with them where it's like five rounds and it's like conditioning and then you're striking and grappling, bro. Like, so one of the stations, I was grappling with his grappling partner after doing, like, assault bike striking like. And weight slams and. And this guy didn't go easy on me at all. Well, he probably did, but he didn't let me. He had to start on me and mount.

[E]

Yeah, he put it on you, dude.

[B]

Like, it's like. It's like you start. I start in bottom mount. And they're like, okay, try to stand up. And I'm like, bro. Like, I didn't get up. I didn't even get close to getting up once.

[E]

It's so tiring, bro. And I don't.

[B]

It was degrading. Like, it was just a guy. Just me up, bro.

[A]

That's terrible. Good luck.

[E]

It's got to be me this weekend, bro. I'm gonna train with Tommy Guns out there.

[A]

There.

[E]

I'm gonna train with Sugar Sean. Tim Welch. I'm gonna get cooked, but it'll be fun.

[A]

Tim Welch is the man.

[B]

Yeah, they're great, great guys.

[D]

You did well, though, Kyle. I saw that. You did all the. Right, like a fight simulator, conditioning wise.

[B]

But the grappling is just, bro, when you're gassed and you have to, like, strike and then grapple.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Your arms are like noodles, bro. Like, I couldn't do.

[D]

I'm jealous. Santa Cruz, I want to come with you.

[E]

Slide on out. I'll be down there.

[D]

I gotta go to bed. You said this weekend.

[E]

Are you going to what's in Vegas this weekend? Is it Power Slap? Yeah, Big John's going to that. Then. I think he is going to come to Arizona for a day.

[D]

Oh, like, after. Yeah, maybe I will.

[A]

I'm just going Friday night for a Vegas rip, man. My birthday's next week. I haven't went anywhere in a while, man. I.

[B]

Your birthday's next week?

[A]

Yeah. Big 26 for the kid.

[B]

You got to go to cello, bud.

[A]

I'm. You know, I'm. You know, I'm peppering everyone in the Bieber corner side something.

[B]

I'm. I'm even tempted. That's why I had to evacuate Cali, bro. I was like, if I stay here, I'm gonna go again.

[A]

Run it back with me, dude.

[B]

I can't. I can't. I know it would. It is fun, but no, I gotta get to this scratch, bro.

[A]

Yeah, I. I Haven't been anywhere this year. Traveled. I don't really give a. Right now. I don't really want to.

[E]

Bro, I'm about to go golf soon. Dude, I'm ass at golf. Hopefully Big John can give me some pointers, but I think those boys are gonna try to. Yeah, he's good. Those boys are, I think, trying to play Torrey Pines. It's right.

[A]

Dude, I'm jealous.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah, Kyle, this summer you should do.

[A]

Oh, so that's where your neck of the woods is.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, you should do like. No, not pebble pebbles. Yeah, yeah, Kyle, you should do a week here and just golf Tory Pines a bunch. I've heard it's one of the best courses ever.

[A]

We're looking for a spot to go rip for like, gym for a week in golf. So Jupiter.

[B]

Jupiter.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard Jupiter's the for that.

[B]

All right, boys. Well, I think we covered everything.

[E]

Yeah, much love.

[C]

All right, fellas.

[B]

Catch you boys next week.

[E]

Yes, sir. I'll send through some golf clips.

[A]

Yes, I was just gonna say send us a video cruise with Big J.

[C]

We'll see how it goes. Wait, wait. Let's get your handicap. Every time we do this. So what are you at right now?

[B]

The same.

[C]

Which is like, what, 15?

[B]

I'll play a couple rounds this week and I'll let you know what I should.

[A]

Yo, Kyle. Actually get the gin app. You know, I'm gonna get it too. I just got it right, so we can track it.

[B]

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[E]

We should send Kyle some like, Russian nootropics and see, like.

[B]

Send me anything, bro.

[E]

Cuz this is.

[B]

This is G as well.

[C]

You set a really tough goal.

[B]

Really tough.

[E]

You got it. You got it. Russian nootropics, a lot of golf. Easy.

[B]

All right, boys.

[E]

Foreign.

[A]

Takes on sports. Why? Because I have a job to do with rapid fire takes. So I don't want to hear from you lava pigs on this notion today. No idea what you're talking about. You're complaining more than you like to breathe air. It's like you get up in the morning only to complain and cry and moan on social media media about things that you don't even understand.

[E]

He's the spitfire of sports smack.

[A]

Take advantage of it. Get up in here.

[E]

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[A]

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[D]

You've been warned.