Nelk Boys Expose Lamine Yamal’s Girlfriend and Talk LeBron James Leak!

Summary

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Full Send Podcast: Nelk Boys Expose Lamine Yamal’s Girlfriend and Talk LeBron James Leak!

Date: July 23, 2026
Presented by: Happy Dad Hard Seltzer
Hosts: Nelk Boys (Kyle, Steiny, Chetty, Jesse, et al.)

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Episode Overview

This episode brings together the Nelk Boys for a lively, raw, and unscripted roundtable on sports betting culture, viral sports stories, and internet drama. The squad dives into rumors around LeBron James returning to the Miami Heat, breaks down the viral gossip about soccer phenom Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend, and shares unfiltered thoughts on gambling trends, relationships, and influencer moments. Unapologetically irreverent, this is a mix of hot takes, locker-room banter, and candid behind-the-scenes stories from within sports and internet fame.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Barstool Invitational & YouTube Golf Hype

• The crew discusses the upcoming Barstool Invitational, detailing the insane prize pool and competitive format.
  • “All four people on the team. So 4 mil to the winning team.” (C, 03:05)
  • Chetty jokes about sandbagging his handicap to get picked last.
  • Notable beefs: LeBron James's rumored absence due to ongoing Portnoy/Barstool-LeBron beef (05:04).

2. LeBron James "Leak" to Miami Heat

• A viral incident: Miami Heat’s YouTube channel allegedly leaks LeBron’s surprise return.
  • “LeBron press conference … which, like, shook the entire poly market and prediction markets.” (D, 05:37)
  • Discussion of the leak’s authenticity and its effect on sports betting markets.
  • Banter about LeBron’s motives: “LeBron got bored of the LA Hoes and he missed the Miami Hoes or what?” (A, 06:17)

3. Gambling & Sports Betting Culture

• Candid discussion of their gambling group chats, betting strategies, and degeneracy.
• Red Sox’s historic streak: Chetty and the boys bet live on Boston’s game, aiming for a record-winning streak (08:18–09:12).
  • “Red Sox on a 15 game win streak ... If they win this game today, it’s the most in franchise history.” (C, 08:31–09:03)
• The camaraderie and stress of betting: stories of sweating Korean baseball at 4am and the emotional swings.
  • “Betting is just like a bad relationship, man ... you’re digging a grave.” (B, 32:13)
• Betting rules: don’t say “it’s over” until the last out; calling out jinxes in the group chat (25:32–26:27).
• Steiny on personal wins and losses: “I had to pay like, 25k last week, but I’m up 20 this week.” (C, 29:12)

4. Athlete Drama & Influencer Gossip

A. Bryson DeChambeau’s Trump Comment

• Bryson jokingly threatens to “call Trump” over a golf penalty.
  • “Bryson DeChambeau makes a comment like, ‘hold on, I’m gonna call Trump to get out of this ruling.’” (D, 11:03)
  • Laughter over how golf tournaments attract drunken, passionate bettors now: “It’s supposed to be a calm sport, but people are just blacked at the tourneys now …” (C, 12:53)

B. Lamine Yamal’s Girlfriend Situation

• The boys “expose” gossip: Yamal’s new girlfriend dumped her long-time boyfriend weeks before the World Cup win, sparking massive online reaction.
  • “She was dating another guy for five years, and she broke up with him three weeks ago because he won.” (A, 33:27)
  • “That’s actually, like, terrifying, dude. He was with her for five years, bro.” (D, 34:02)
• The squad debates who’s at fault in these high-profile relationship dramas (female social climbing, boyfriend “not keeping his chick on lock,” societal norms).
• Takeaway: the prevailing cynicism about dating in the influencer era, especially if your partner is a “10.”
  • “That’s why you don’t want a 10 out of 10 straight up.” (C, 35:02)
  • “Just go find a 6.8. Good girl.” (C, 41:54)

5. Personal Stories & Unfiltered Banter

• Steiny tells a story about booking a fake Kanye (Ye) for a backyard party, tricking LA influencers and pulling off the ultimate skit. (16:21–17:41)
• Heated debate on whether anyone’s ever said the "N word" privately—an intentionally provocative topic revealing the group’s raw style. (18:17–19:12)
• Quick check-in on Charleston White following an alleged shooting attempt, reviewing his history of outrageous antics on and off the podcast (19:28–20:45).

6. Dating Show: ‘No Love in Miami’ Returns

• Plans to launch season two, with Chetty and others angling for funny new roles (21:01–22:30).
• Discussion of casting challenges (“Is 9-0 still in a relationship?”) and the appeal of bringing back the butler bit in matching tuxedos.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On gambling obsession: “If you start betting on sports, you’ll like every single sport. You will become a fan of ... even betting on curling.” (D/C, 07:14–08:10)
• On influencer dating woes:
  • “You have 1500 followers. You’ve locked down your girl, five years together. The soccer star with 50 million followers wants your girl. She dumps you in two weeks, and then he wins the World Cup. ... This is just the way the world works, man.” (A, 34:23–34:46)
• On social climbing:
  • “What’s his name, the soccer player? Yamal. 0 chance he’s gonna stay with this chick.” (D, 37:18)
• On coping strategies for heartbreak:
  • “Head up, chin up. She wasn’t the one. Find a new bird, stop watching soccer and start watching puck.” (A, 41:29)
  • “No, actually, real advice. Go find a 6.8. Good girl.” (C, 41:54)
• On the insanity of modern sports fans: “I wonder if we’re getting closer to, like, a Hunger Games type thing in five years.” (B, 13:13)
• On loss and walking away:
  • “That’s another rule, when you’re on a bad streak, get out. Just go take a walk for a few days.” (C, 30:39)
  • “You gotta get out at some point, you know? Or you gotta take your profits and dip.” (B, 32:26)
• On Red Sox historic win: “Red Sox base is loaded.” (C, 31:20)
• On dating in the digital era:
  • “Like, in a world where all these girls are accessible to anybody...” (A, 35:43)
  • “There should be like a policy ... maybe no social media for your girl if you’ve been with her for two or three years.” (D, 38:02)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 01:44 – Podcast proper begins, catching up
• 02:55–05:54 – Barstool Invitational golf / LeBron rumors
• 06:08–07:41 – LeBron to Miami theory, impact on betting
• 08:18–09:34 – Red Sox historic streak, live betting
• 11:03–13:13 – Bryson DeChambeau’s Trump call, golf chaos
• 16:21–17:41 – Steiny’s fake Kanye party story
• 18:17–19:12 – N word debate (edgy group banter)
• 19:28–20:45 – Charleston White's shooting incident
• 21:11–22:46 – “No Love in Miami” season 2 teased
• 24:37–29:58 – Group chat betting rules, big wins/losses
• 33:27–37:45 – Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend saga, expert analysis
• 41:54–44:03 – Final dating advice, wrap-up & games

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Episode Takeaways

• Sports Drama = Betting Drama: Modern sports fandom (at least for the Full Send crew) is inseparable from gambling culture and degenerate chatroom camaraderie.
• No One Is Safe in Influencer Relationships: Whether it’s Lamine Yamal or a random guy, social media and fame breed cynicism about loyalty and “locking down” a partner.
• Unfiltered, Unapologetically Nelk: The hosts’ signature style—provocative, sometimes crass, but always direct—offers a revealing lens on both sports culture and influencer lifestyles.
• Biggest Winners Today's Picks: The boys are all in on the Red Sox, Giants, and Nationals—a tradition they want to set for every episode.

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For those who missed the episode: Expect a wild, unfiltered ride through sports rumors, sports betting highs and lows, influencer drama, and the kind of locker-room honesty that defines the Full Send Podcast.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

how's it going, boys?

[A]

What's going on?

[B]

Sorry. Shit. I went skating last night. First time got ruined.

[C]

I'm doing a sandbagger with them Zris and Caulfield in end of August. Yeah, that's gonna be jokes 3v3.

[A]

So, Chetty, you are. You're locked in like I've never seen you before.

[B]

I love.

[A]

I love seeing when Chetty Gets passionate about something and he actually like, you lock in and you, like, stick with it.

[C]

Dude, I'm playing 36 holes today. Yeah, the thing is, I got Brad Crow on my ass because the gym is just. You stop the running, right? Yeah, I don't give a honestly about the gym. I mean, I'm the lightest.

[A]

Brad Crow can wait, right?

[C]

Yeah. He wrote this paragraph. He's like, bro, you can't tell the Internet and just not do. I'm like, dude, brother, I'm golfing right now, man.

[A]

Golf is a big commitment.

[D]

Wait, Chetty, what did you say you're doing?

[C]

I didn't really say shit, bro. I just said I'm like, trying to get healthier. And I mean, that's not changing. But like, I have 15 days of this Internet invite, and I want to fudge and do golf content all year. So this is. I got to pull up.

[A]

Definitely before Internet invite. I would go. I'm headed to the chorus right after this too.

[D]

Yo, I clicked on some link just to see what that was. It's the Barstool Invitational, but it says someone wins a million dollars. Is that right?

[C]

All four people on the team. So 4 mil to the winning team.

[A]

I heard it was 4 million this year.

[C]

No 4 million's announced to the public, but I mean, they told me not to say when it is and shit. She told text me reminders every day because they're worried because I'm spamming.

[A]

I've been spamming it already. Yeah, I did a whole feed post about it.

[C]

Like we had to sign NDAs, and

[A]

ah, you can't enforce an NDA.

[C]

Well, dude, what I'm saying is if we say you win that 4 million, whatever date, we don't know yet, they pick. So I'm like bob to sports and rigs from Barstool and they pick.

[D]

How do they make sure you're not a sandbagger, though? Like, you have to play around.

[C]

That's why I keep saying I'm a 20 cap. I want to get picked last.

[D]

Oh, it's a picking system.

[C]

Yeah. And half the field, if you lose day one, half of the people get eliminated.

[D]

Day one.

[C]

So you could get your ass on a flight. Day one. Wow.

[D]

How many teams are there?

[A]

It starts with two. Last year it started with two.

[C]

And then eventually the.

[A]

The one team gets eliminated and then that team splits up and they go against each other and then it. It just keeps dwindling down. But yeah, no, last year I got invited and I. I think we were going to like, we Were going to Egypt, remember Steiny?

[C]

And then

[A]

I think a war broke out, so we didn't go.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Then I saw the content and I was blown away. They did such a good job with the content.

[C]

Watch them, bro. Have you watched. They're like. They're like three hours long. I probably should watch.

[A]

I definitely watched the first, like two and then I watched the last one. But they did a really good job with the content.

[B]

Is it like a live stream or they just.

[A]

It's episodes, bro.

[C]

The views on this golf event get more than like any PGA Tour event. I'm pretty sure I saw some crazy stat. Like, it's YouTube. Golf is massive.

[A]

Who do you think's going to be there? Freezer. Do you think LeBron's going to be there?

[C]

Low key.

[D]

No, he won't be. You know, dude, Portnoy has been trashing him for like 10. That's right.

[C]

Yeah. No, that's right. Yeah, that's right. There's no shot. There's no shot.

[A]

How about Bronnie? Is he going?

[C]

I don't think so.

[D]

Oh, that's. What do you mean? That's family loyalty. He's not gonna slide without. Portland's been. Because Boston and I guess LeBron's in the east. Like the Cavs used to play the Celtics and the Cavs would win. So Portland. I just hated on him. I mean, a lot of barstool guys have hated on LeBron forever.

[A]

I thought this was more of like a Bob Does. I guess it's both barstool and Bob does sports.

[C]

I could see me in Portnoy beefing.

[D]

Wait, I don't know if you guys saw this, but we might as well just go like The Miami Heat. YouTube apparently leaked that LeBron is going to the Heat yesterday. So everyone was going, yeah, like. And they fire. No, like he. They leaked the link. Like LeBron press conference. I don't know if they premiered it early, but it's press conference for coming to Miami, which, like, shook the entire poly market and prediction markets. So people went crazy yesterday. So I guess he's going to Miami, which is insane.

[A]

You think that's accurate?

[D]

Yeah, because they fired like. I mean, I look into this deeply and they fired the. The YouTube strategy kid.

[A]

LeBron got bored of the LA Hoes and he missed the Miami Hoes or what?

[D]

Yeah, probably. I think it's just the storyline of like going back to the team to prove you could do it again. Like it. I don't know. It's like a legacy thing. But Andy, honest Is there. So there's a reason to go. Pat Riley. I mean, that's. Miami is going to be sick with LeBron's there again and that team's with Bam. Giannis and LeBron. It's pretty good. It'll be sick. Year six season for basketball for sure.

[A]

What did they leak? Like, how do you leak that?

[D]

I don't know. I think they.

[A]

Especially on YouTube. It's like, kind of tough to upload,

[C]

like, a YouTube video.

[D]

Can you premiere something like, a week in advance?

[A]

Yeah, I guess you could schedule it.

[D]

I think they scheduled it.

[B]

You guys make me want to get into basketball. You should. I didn't even watch soccer and FIFA. I watched a lot of. And I was like, it's actually. It was a lot of fun to watch all that.

[C]

Be a T. Wolves fan this year, bro.

[B]

What's. What's a good entry point?

[D]

Dude, you gotta gamble. You have to. You got.

[C]

You gotta gamble.

[D]

If you start betting on sports, you'll like every single sport you will become a fan of. We're baseball fans over here. We're wwe.

[C]

Are in a chat. Yeah, we're at a chat. And every morning it's the first thing I read. Just like, I. We wake up later than those guys and they're already betting on tennis for you at 7:00am Steiny. Yeah, like, my brother's in there. My brother's in there at 6:30am like, screaming in the chat, like, who we hammering?

[B]

Chetty, I'm asking you for an entry point. You're like, you got a gamble? No.

[C]

Minnesota Timberwolves. Most fun team to watch next year.

[D]

I'm telling Jesse I'd be in this group chat and this guy would be. Or Chetty would actually fire. And he's like, this is my lock, guys. Like, I'm chasing. And we'd be firing Korean baseball, like, heavily all night.

[C]

Yeah, Korean baseball starts at, like, change is.

[D]

So you're sweating it at like 4:00am

[C]

I mean, this is, like, real degenerate,

[D]

but it makes every sport.

[B]

Three years ago, I was, like, betting on curling and I was like, Brody, I. I can't get back into that. Like, I can't have it on my phone.

[C]

Any NEL fans or MLB guys? Because that's the only news I got for MLB for the whole year. Red Sox. What are they on a 15 win streak? Steiny, are we taking them in 30 minutes? Oh, they start in five minutes. I hammered them. You're not doing it.

[D]

I went 20 yesterday. I'm gonna wait for no way.

[C]

So if they win this game today. It's the most in franchise history.

[D]

Sixteen wins in a row, which is win streak.

[C]

Yeah, they're on a 15 game win streak in any sport. That's just insane. But like, yeah, I'm. I'm riding it. I'm. I'm keeping it going.

[A]

Should we take them right now?

[C]

Yeah, take them right now, bro. It's actually for the.

[D]

Just, just, just do. I mean, the odds are kind of crazy. Are you going minus one and a

[C]

half or you just five innings and full game. Red Sox, you know, they want to win that for franchise history. No way.

[D]

They lose that for franchise history today.

[C]

So they tied the current record, which is 15 wins in a row. And today will be for 16 wins in a row.

[A]

What is it?

[C]

No way. They lose that at home. Red Sox is going to be insane. I should have drove down there. It's only like two hours away.

[A]

Red Sox to win.

[C]

I should have drove down there.

[D]

Yeah, I'm going right now. I'm gonna go minus one and a half.

[B]

If you're, if you're not betting on a baseball game, can you enjoy a baseball game?

[C]

No.

[D]

No way. Oh, my God.

[A]

That's regular season baseball just on the TV at home. Holy. Obviously, going to a game is. Is sick.

[C]

It's like cranking mirrors and stuff.

[A]

But oh my God.

[C]

Just regular season baseball in the summer is good.

[B]

You better be getting a header or something. Love watching that, dude.

[C]

My favorite thing is sitting behind home plate at a game. First row, and just chirp. They hear everything, just chir.

[D]

Chirping. And then you got a server.

[C]

He gets so rattled, bro. Yeah, I got a picture pulled last year. And because the Rays were playing in a like, junior part, so it's tiny, they could hear everything I was saying. And I'm just screaming meatball every time. This guy. And my boy was so blacked out, just screaming, you. And they pulled them off the mountain. Zach Eflin, bro. And The Orioles guys DM'd me after the game. And they're like, dude, that was the funniest we've ever heard. The race guys all hit me up. They're like, dude, that was out of pocket.

[D]

We gotta fact ch. Like how many people hit how many team players actually message you, bro.

[C]

Dude, I'm talking.

[D]

I love how you always throw in there like some.

[C]

You gotta 15, bro. I'm big in the sports world. Athletes love me, bro.

[D]

Wait, wait, wait. We actually should cover this because. Back to the golf thing.

[C]

I have to get your guys' jump.

[D]

No, wait, I have to get your guys's takes on Bryson.

[C]

It's ripped in the comments. I'm like, well, I did it.

[D]

Did you guys see that?

[C]

What?

[D]

So Bryson DeChambeau, he was playing in the tournament over the weekend and he got like a two stroke penalty, I think. And apparently the. You have two of the, like, what are they called, the guys on the course, like the judges. I don't know what the correct terminology for golf is. Yeah, the officials are there and Bryson DeChambeau makes a comment like, hold on, I'm gonna call Trump to get out of this ruling.

[A]

Is that a fact? I gotta see that.

[D]

Well, yeah. Rory talked about it. Like a lot of players, dude, that's fucking insane.

[C]

People are doing this.

[D]

Which I'm going to call President Trump.

[A]

Like, listen, I've dropped that too, but not, not in a circumstance.

[C]

I was dropping at all of Asia, bro.

[A]

All of Asia. I was just dropping Trump in front of the birds. They were loving it.

[D]

Poly Market says right here, Pro golfer Bryson DeChambeau reportedly threatened to call President Trump during his dispute over a two shot penalty at the Open.

[C]

It's a crazy spew, bro. In a golf tourney. It's like, relax, buddy. I think he's a pigeon. And I say it every day.

[D]

Who, DeChambeau? Yeah, he's gotta be. He's got to be one of the least liked tour players I've ever seen. Like, I like people.

[C]

Just such a dude.

[D]

People hate on Rory. I with Rory. And Rory's also been at the top for like the longest time because he like fans chirping.

[C]

I hate on him just to hate on him, you know, I don't really have anything against him. It's just, I think that's just what happens.

[D]

No, but when it comes to these golfers, like, dude, it seems like even now, like these days, like no one talks about speed. Speeds was one of the potential goats. Where's dj? Like, where is Justin Thomas? And Rory's always been one of those guys who's a threat to win, like no matter what the tournament is.

[C]

You know what I'm saying?

[D]

Like, that's pretty rare, dude. I heard people like him or not.

[C]

I heard it's just so hard for those golfers now because betting's just way too big and the fan, it's supposed to be like a calm sport, but people are just blacked at the tourneys now with their all their money on them and they're just chirping the out of the players these days. Like, and you're not Supposed to be spewing at a golf tournament like that, but nowadays it's like, holy. Like, I would be rattled, bro.

[B]

I wonder if we're getting closer to, like, a Hunger Games type thing in, like, five years.

[C]

Just like, yeah, like, we're.

[B]

You can sign. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Like, I mean, Squid Games could happen. Like, dude, people, they're serious degenerates out there that are probably going to, like,

[C]

bro, there would be real. There'd be a line of people out the door to line up for Squid Games. Real life, dude.

[B]

Imagine, like, a fight. A fight to the death type shit. Like, probably going to start in, like, Russia. But, like, I'm not. Like, I feel like it's probably going to happen in our lifetime.

[D]

If I was super tilted and had a bad run, like, and I was in that mindset, I would go to Squid Games to chase and get it back. Like, if you're on, like, damn cold streak and you're really, really down, like,

[C]

tweaking, you should make them.

[B]

You're not the right person. You're gonna, like. You're gonna, like, drop your marbles or whatever the you talking about.

[D]

I would make allies in there and just be out there.

[C]

The odds for that is way too bogus, bro. There's like, what, A hundred people and one person wins? Like, that's. But maybe give me, like, a one chance. It's actually so funny because it's so true.

[D]

It's like, you watch five people die, and then you go to the back room and then you see the cash

[C]

and you're like, like, dude, I like the idea, though. Real. You sign up for the Hunger Games if you want to do it, and you can. You can't do it the way they

[B]

did it, where it's like, the poor gets picked. It's like, that shit's not gonna fly. Maybe it could start with, like, prisoners, like. Like pedophiles or, like, the worst people ever. Just, like, people.

[D]

They have to do it, dude. If there was Squid Games and we could actually watch it, we would all have action on player 004. Like, imagine.

[B]

Yeah, it's true.

[D]

It's insane.

[A]

Hunger Games would be crazy, dude.

[C]

I'd be throwing cheddar.

[B]

It's kind of sick, too, if, like, there's a person from each country, you're, like, rooting for this dude. He's gonna either die or win. And he's for America. He's for Canada. And he, like, he, like, youtubes his, like, his fight camp, or he's like, training camp. Like, it's Kind of crazy.

[A]

That'd be the biggest thing ever.

[B]

Oh, my God. We gotta hit up Mr. Beast, get him going.

[C]

Yo, Santa Cruz isn't on the pod. Should we just get bundled today? Jesse's killing me with 11 o' clock stews, bro.

[B]

It's 9 o' clock here.

[C]

But I know, I know. He hates seeing those in the chat.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, you gotta take, like, I love Santa Cruz, but take it with a grain of salt, you know? You gotta have somebody. I love them. I'm not. Not a shot at them. Just like. You know what I mean?

[D]

What you think Santa Cruz?

[B]

Yeah, a little bit. For sure.

[C]

He makes coin doing it, though. He knows what he's doing, so, you

[B]

know,

[C]

I'll let you do your thing. All right?

[B]

Exactly. He's got an identity. He's got to hold up. And I gotta. I, like, he's not.

[A]

Again, he's not against the drinking, though, is he?

[C]

For sure.

[B]

I see videos himself, but I think. I mean, does he ever drink? Like, have a beer?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[D]

Really? Yeah.

[C]

Well, I get it because when I'm hungover, it's the worst thing on earth.

[D]

And I've slowed down a lot on drinking. Last week, I did this little Yay concert in my backyard. I don't know if you guys saw that.

[A]

I went crazy.

[D]

Yeah, it was pretty epic. I have a whole thing I'm gonna drop about it, but, dude, I just saw him perform. There's this guy that hosts these parties and it's like mini Kanye and he has a cute, like, little mini globe that he stands on and he looks exactly like him and he can kind of sing it. And I tried to play it off like, yo, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

To have all these girls come because it's like the LA cloud.

[A]

Did you tell the girls actually, Yay was coming?

[D]

Yeah, because there's, like, a small chance.

[A]

Did you tell them it was a skit?

[D]

I played it off really well. I was like, yo, don't tell too many people, but, like, Yay. Is gonna pull up if you guys want to slide. And there's, like, a small chance. There's a small chance that, like, that could be possible. You know? You know what I'm saying?

[A]

In la.

[D]

Yeah, people here, there's that small chance. And so, like, we had. I put a curtain in front of him and I, like, got on the mic. I was like, I'm so excited. Like, there was, like, 30 girls in my backyard.

[C]

How long is this video, Sonny? I need to see this.

[D]

It's on My feed. But yeah, no, he performed. And I mean, they were all laughing. It was like hilarious. And it was sick. I had like a whole production. Most expensive thing I've ever done.

[C]

But yeah, you got a stage and, like, did it do well for you?

[B]

That video must have went off.

[C]

Oh, my God. This is jokes.

[D]

Jesus, dude. Maybe not that photo.

[B]

What do you mean? You look good. Are you right?

[D]

If you know, you know,

[A]

You look

[B]

like you're ready to drop the N bomb in that.

[D]

No, absolutely not.

[C]

You look like an lamb.

[D]

It was actually really fun, dude. Like, I really enjoyed hosting. But yeah, he came.

[B]

Have you ever said the N word, Steiny?

[D]

No.

[B]

Said it by yourself, dude, off. You've never said the N word. Come on.

[D]

I mean, we in this household, we. The N word is Never say never. I don't know what else you're referring to. I don't know. Never said that.

[B]

I don't trust any that says. He's never said it. Like, off.

[C]

This is where Cruisers golf course.

[D]

That's not my 100. That's not my thing.

[C]

If you say you haven't said that, you're lying.

[B]

You are. I mean, if you're a white dude and you've never said the word like drunk to make yourself giggle like you're a idiot.

[C]

Just a casual. You know what I mean?

[B]

If you don't back that, you're a weirdo.

[C]

You know, I'm not even a spew because I'm gonna get clip farmed.

[A]

No one's watching the full context on that clip, right?

[C]

Yeah, no, yeah, there's gonna be violins and over my clip. Whatever.

[B]

He said violence.

[C]

Yeah, they play like sad music like, Chetty's done cancel.

[A]

Speaking of that, apparently our boy Charleston got shot at.

[C]

Yeah. What the was that?

[A]

I don't know. Did you see what happened, Steiny?

[D]

Yeah, I messaged him. He said he's fine. It's not. Honestly, it's not really surprising, bro. He was in Houston and I think it was Jay Prince. People approached him and asked him to apologize, and Charleston, like, crashes out, bro. Like, he has these moments where he just, like, kind of goes crazy.

[A]

Well, yeah, he bear sprayed someone on our show.

[D]

Yeah. As you know.

[B]

So he did that.

[D]

And he wasn't shot though, right? No, he was fine. But I mean, dude, Charleston goes at a lot of people and he disses a lot of people, so, you know, he knows you got to move kind of smart when you do that. But yeah, I guess he just got shot at. He wasn't hurt or anything. And he's fine. Yeah, he's a professional. That guy's a great entertainer, too. But he does say some crazy. Sometimes loves to.

[B]

I never met him, but he's. He's hilarious. Video.

[A]

And I didn't know what to think of when I first met him. I was like, is this guy. But he's a total rock star.

[D]

Yeah, he's a beauty.

[A]

Off camera. Shows up on time.

[D]

Actually shows up early. Like, he's professional.

[A]

Yeah, he's professional. I With him. We really got along.

[D]

What's the. Do you want to talk about no love, too.

[A]

Yeah, I think we're gonna. Yeah, we're gonna start. We're gonna. We're gonna launch. We're gonna start working on no Love in Miami, season two.

[D]

Can we cast Chetty for this?

[A]

Chetty's locked up.

[C]

Yeah. Give me a roll, bro. Like, let me be the butler or something. Let me be the odd d'.

[A]

Oeuvre. We'll think of it. Yeah, we'll think of a role. Sure.

[D]

I've been locked in. I've been locked up for the past two dating shows, bro.

[C]

Yeah, bro. But, like, it's different for me, bro. You do only fans, bro. My birds are attorneys.

[A]

What the.

[D]

That's not even true. And what kind of attorney is your chick? She's probably a paralegal, Dude. She's not a. She does not have. She's passed the bar dating your ass.

[C]

You think? I. I don't think. You know what?

[D]

Paralegal. She's going to Chetty's house, bro. You're like, maybe. Unless she looks.

[C]

She knows I'm a coin dispenser, bro.

[D]

Do you have her on retainer or. No, you got to have her on retainer. She's pulling you for.

[A]

At least have her on retainer for the Internet Invitational.

[B]

For sure.

[C]

My lawyer is big, big, big time.

[D]

You take the lawyer out, and she sees the kind of moods you get in and the fights you get into. This guy's a. Huh?

[C]

Lawyer's coming up tomorrow. Mountain crib Solo. It's my mom baked cookies. All my parents haven't met her yet either.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[D]

What kind of law does she practice?

[C]

Dude, I don't know, man.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

Give us enough. Give us an update.

[C]

She. She passed up. She passed the bar. I'll give you an update. Yeah. Next pod, we're filming browsers episode one through 20 this weekend.

[A]

Bringing. Going with a chick. Some sort of, like, nature environment.

[C]

Yeah, just like.

[A]

Is probably the best thing.

[D]

What does that mean?

[A]

Like, not this like, yeah, not the city.

[D]

What?

[B]

Kyle, I missed it earlier. You said. Are you guys doing another, like, Love island thing?

[C]

Yeah, I think we're going to.

[A]

We're going to start talking about you.

[C]

Bring me in Jesse and as butlers or something, man.

[B]

Come on, dude, there's got to be something funny. We could do like some like, matches.

[C]

Tuxedos would be jokes. Me and Jesse is not.

[B]

Is nine zero still in a relationship?

[D]

Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be pretty hard to cast that crew.

[B]

That's fine. That's a funny episode though.

[C]

Jesse, let's start thinking about plans we can pitch to Kyle. I'm picturing us in matching tuxedos though, in some format.

[B]

Oh yeah. I'm trying to think of what, like,

[A]

just keep in mind it's gonna be like six days straight.

[C]

Yeah. So, yeah, we got hors d'. Oeuvres. Just all day.

[B]

I'm guessing in Florida, right? Like in Miami.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys would.

[D]

Shoot.

[B]

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[A]

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[C]

Please, Kyle, get on the Red Sox, man. This would be fun. I did. I love to get 4G in the.

[D]

Oh yeah, I did a lot.

[C]

Let's make it a rule.

[A]

We always got to do one live lock during every.

[C]

I love that. Let's get a streak going. Let's try going like 70%. Chetty was on fire Steiny Lowkey last night. Steiny. I faded you. I didn't want to say anything. I'm.

[D]

I get really hot on baseball.

[C]

No, you. I know when you're hot signing. And it's right now. I think. I think nationals is a bomb today.

[D]

Yeah, I can turn, dude.

[C]

Joey Cold Cuts might be one of the funniest guys to spew about betting with. He's a lunatic. He's got a kid, dude. He'll stay up all night with a kid. A one year old kid betting on Korean baseball Dots. And he's like, it. I'm not sleeping. And he's like, I have to fly to Philly to go film on arby's commercial for 50k today.

[D]

No, this group chat is. It's some serious dogs, bro. It's like the biggest chasers and degenerates I've ever seen.

[C]

My brother's got to chill out, dude. The guy's gonna be hitting me for Venmo.

[D]

Make this really clear. And I just want to make this to the gambling community out there. Like, yo, never say, like, yo, we're good, or yo, this was a lock.

[C]

But that pissed me off.

[D]

The end of the game. That's like the number one rule.

[A]

That's the Jimmy Gambles, bro.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, bro. Oh, I told. I've told Jimmy I'll like actually beat

[A]

his gambles in there. Is he banned from that chat?

[C]

No, no, no.

[D]

His. We can't have that in there. And he'll. Yeah, but this guy said yesterday, Joey

[C]

Cole cuts from Bobby Sports.

[D]

It's the second inning and he's like, dude, we're good. And then they just get. Next inning, they tie it up, we go down, bro.

[C]

It happens in baseball every time someone says that. It's.

[D]

It's like my pet peeve is when someone says, yo, yo, we're good. Jimmy does it all the time. It's like, dude, it's the.

[C]

Yeah, Jimmy. The worst for that, bro.

[D]

He's like, I told you, man. I told you. And then you just see him get tilted because you lose. And it's just like, bro, this is the unwritten rule. Like, you're a jinx.

[B]

Did you guys bet on Conor McGregor?

[D]

I did, yeah, I did. Which was just. We. We talked about that. It's just emotional.

[A]

Drake had a million on him, so I was like, I got. I gotta bet a little bit on him.

[D]

Why would Drake's betting have to influence You.

[B]

Well, we're.

[A]

We're all watching.

[D]

You gotta ride for your dog, right?

[A]

No, we're all watching it together. So I was like, hey, I'm gonna. I want to like. Let's all squad Ryan McGregor.

[D]

That was the night he gave you the watch? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah. What'd you tell him when he was. He tilted when he lost him a mill or he was just like, whatever.

[A]

Like so fat. It was so fast that we were like, what the. Like, crazy.

[D]

I'll split it with you.

[A]

Everyone else is ready.

[D]

Let me get half your debt, dude.

[A]

That's how you would talk to him.

[C]

No, that's not any.

[D]

Any. You guys been chopping it up since the watch or.

[B]

What is Drake betting? A million? Feel like to an average dude, it's probably like 100 bucks.

[C]

Probably 10k for me.

[D]

I mean, a million. Still a million.

[A]

He hit that 40 million dollar slot.

[C]

I. I just don't know about this casino, man. I don't know how that money works.

[A]

You know, I think his deals like every other. Every other gambling deal where offshore, where you get the money and then you can gamble with whatever you want.

[C]

Yeah, that's nuts.

[A]

You only see like, the only person that actually bets low is like when like Corinna Comp had a gambling deal or something. I would see her playing like a hundred dollar hands.

[D]

Like, she just.

[C]

She was streaming like, you know, I don't know.

[A]

Whenever I had a deal, like we were firing big, we were like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I mean, picture like if you were. Imagine you hit a 40 million dollar slot and you had 40 million in your gambling account. Like, you're probably throwing a million on McGregor, you know?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Well, he also had 1.5 million on Argentina. They lost. Yeah. A lot of people are not like the gamble. A lot of people are now saying there's like a, like, fade.

[C]

Drake Borgie's getting peppered by Uncle Chance in the chat already.

[A]

By who?

[C]

Oh, Chance, isn't that. Yeah. Chance gives us our WNBA picks.

[A]

I don't even see the chat. Is it on WhatsApp?

[D]

You don't want to be in there, bro. It's.

[B]

I'm not out there.

[A]

I didn't get the message.

[C]

He's in. He's in there for. Until this Red Sox bet hits and then we're going nationals next.

[A]

I don't see the messages, Chetty. I don't think you added me.

[C]

Did I add your old number?

[B]

Probably, bro, having a hundred thousand dollars in the bank is like, probably still only, like, a small percentage of people.

[D]

Like, no, but that's. That's also 250 if you have 100 grand. Like, you're not tripping that, dude.

[C]

Do you know how many people in

[B]

America have 100 grand in their bank? Out, like, probably, like, low.

[D]

What's your biggest loss in one day, Chatty. Like, your worst session.

[C]

I had to pay, like, 25k last week, but I'm up 20 this week. So it's like, we're good, but it could get bad. But, like, you know, today we need a big day. Like, I bet a lot of pics, say, like six or seven for, like, 3K each. So those all lose. Like, we're back right there. Down. It sucks. We need it. We need a win today. We need a win today. It swings quick.

[B]

Do you think you're overall from betting your whole life?

[C]

This year, yes. This year, I'm up fat. Like, my tech is. I go on runs, and then I know how to quit. So, like, I'll go on, like, a 50k run, buy, like, a Daytona, Just lock that up so it's profit, and then I'll reset my units. Yeah, that's the only way to do it, bro. You know, buy something with it. 100.

[A]

That's what I do.

[C]

I buy a watch.

[D]

Gambling money is just. It's just, like, bonus money to spend.

[C]

And then it's like, yeah, then it's like, reset. You know, lower the units. Thousand bucks. Not 10k plays. I'd say that's the only way.

[B]

Yeah. So you're saying, like, get up, make some money. Buy a vacuum.

[C]

And then, like, yeah, 4G bought me a BMW this year. Seven series.

[A]

I was so rattled when you said that. Freezer connects me with his book. He's like, yo, I got this book for you, bro. I lost.

[C]

Like, what were you betting on? I forget.

[A]

I was betting on everything. I was just on a bad streak. And then.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's another. That's another rule when you're on a bad street. Get out. Just go take a walk for a few days.

[D]

Yeah, that's what Jimmy can.

[A]

Well, I didn't want to pay the guys, too, so I was trying to win that. Win it back.

[C]

Yeah, no, exactly. That's what Jimmy's the woe at that. When he gets cold, he's. He needs it back, and he'll double down. And that's how you actually dig a scary hole.

[D]

It's like a daily slate. So you take games, and then if you're in that mentality where it's like. Like, we'll take football, for example. Like, there's a Sunday night game, and you're like, all right, I gotta get it back. When you're, like, forced to bet on the last game of the day to try and get even, that's when shit's really bad.

[C]

I'm pissed. 4G. Can't see this chat.

[D]

Well, I mean, the Sox have the bases loaded right now.

[C]

Red Sox base is loaded.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Who do we got in here?

[C]

I want Jesse to get in into this. I need Jesse and more American sports.

[B]

Dude, I don't know even know how, man. Who's all these other numbers? Gambling company. I don't know how to use it.

[D]

I don't know who anyone is in there.

[C]

Besides, it's like, it's either my roommates or my brother. And then just, like, two sharps. Chance and Joey, cold cuts. Everyone's chill, though. No. No clowns in there other than my brother that might, like, spew something. He always chirps, steiny. I forgot what he said yesterday. He goes, steiny, you have 45 handicaps. He's like, what the.

[D]

I don't know why my brother pissed me off. I was like, who the. Is this number just out of bowl cuts?

[C]

No, my brother, he's identical to me with the Spears. He's. He's identical to Akron. Just like, chirps all day.

[B]

Betting is just, like, a bad relationship, man. It's just like.

[C]

It is. It's tough, it's fun, but you're like.

[B]

You're just. You're digging a grave. Like, you gotta just. You gotta get out at some point, you know?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or you gotta take. Take your profits and dip, you know?

[D]

Dude, when you're hot. When you're hot and gambling, like, though

[C]

it's a real thing.

[D]

There's no better feeling than.

[B]

Yeah. That's a toxic relay. That's the toxic.

[C]

Dude, I love it for just, like, the nighttime entertainment when you're done with everything for the day. And it's like, all right. And everyone's in the chat. We're like, who we on tonight?

[D]

Well, no, but if it's. If things are going bad, it can also really up. Like, I'll be, like, yelling at my girl like, yo, you don't do enough around the house. Like, just tilted.

[B]

I can see, Chetty. Like, yo, I need this.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So is that your play today? We're announcing that on the pot as a pick. Nationals.

[D]

Yeah. National Giants. The Rockies are just terrible. And then I don't like when, like, The Giants are on the road. They played the Royals twice, lost twice. So this is their third game, and I think it's hard to beat the same team three times in a row.

[C]

Wait, so Nationals and who? Giants. Yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

I feel like I hate betting on the Giants.

[D]

I know, but it's a smart play.

[A]

Okay, so you mean lamal's girlfriend? She was dating another guy for five years, and she broke up with him three weeks ago because he won.

[C]

I mean, I mean, that's classic.

[D]

I love you, babe. Three weeks ago. No way. That has 14 million. That has 14 million views. That has to be real.

[C]

She's been spewing it. You mean for months behind the door.

[D]

That's up, bro. Yeah, that's actually, like, terrifying, dude. He was with her for five years, bro.

[C]

That's brutal. Let's. Let's get this. Let's start a gofundme for the accent.

[D]

There's got to be a time where he should have been able to do, like, a phone check, because this is. This chick's been scheming, clearly, to try and social climb.

[B]

That did. That didn't start.

[A]

It means probably been scheming on her, though, too, right?

[C]

Oh, dialing her. Yeah. Telling her. Giving her the world.

[D]

Oh, here's the breakdown. Wait, let's get the expert analysis here. You have 1500 followers. You've locked down your girl, five years together. The soccer star with 50 million followers wants your girl. She dumps you in two weeks, and then he wins the World Cup. You can't. That's true.

[A]

I mean, that's really been saying this every pod. But it's just like, like, yo, this is just the way the world works, man.

[C]

Unfortunately. It is.

[A]

Unfortunately.

[D]

But, like, this is like, I get a lot of flack from some chicks about being, like, too aggressive or mean about this, but it's like, is this the woman's fault, or is this the boyfriend's fault who was with her for five years for not having his chick on lock?

[C]

That's why you don't want a 10 out of 10 straight up.

[B]

I hate to be the Santa Cruz of the conversation today again, but, like, I. It should not be heartbreaking because you're just like, oh, she's clearly not the one if she just dips.

[C]

Yeah, true. That's like five years, bro.

[B]

Like, you should just be like, oh, well, like.

[C]

But that's hard to say. It's easy to say for us, but

[B]

it's like, wow, five years is. Dude, my longest relationship was six weeks. You know, I Mean, like, I don't know what five years feels like.

[D]

Probably that's just the stress. If you're gonna date or marry like a 10.

[C]

Yeah, it is always gotta just be. They're always gonna have NBA guys in their DMs.

[D]

Like, dude, if you just marry an ugly chick, like, you're probably for real.

[C]

Because 7.8 is the key. And have goated.

[A]

Like in a world, In a world where all these girls are accessible to anybody.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You can get peppered by Drake. You could get Big John.

[A]

I'm telling you, bro, any girl with. I would say over. Dude, it doesn't matter. Any girl with over what, 10k? Probably, like if, if you're. It doesn't even matter. Yeah, I don't even think it matters about followers now because now that the algorithm is just whatever. Every girl, almost like if you're just someone in the industry has been DM'd by either a rapper, an NBA player, or like a, or a NHL.

[B]

But I guess it's like that she's either that girl or she's not, you know, I mean like whether she has a million followers or she has a hundred, everyone can be DM'd. But like, that's what I kind of mean by like, I'm speaking from like experience too, where it's through this. And it was like at the end of the day, like I've like had to tell myself, like, like, you literally can't be sad if that happens. You just got to trust it. And then if it happens, then you go, oh, it's clearly. Why would I be heartbroken over a. That.

[D]

Let me give it an expert analysis here because I was just thinking about this. This is why this is actually so great, is because right now this chick's probably on top of the world. She feels so good, she leaves this guy who's probably a good guy with. Was with her for five years. So maybe he was going to propose. She just did him the biggest favor of his life. And the funniest thing about this is this. What's his name, the soccer player? Yamal. 0 chance he's gonna stay with this chick. So she's gonna be back to square one in like what, a month?

[B]

Comes running back.

[D]

She just tarnished a five year relationship with probably a guy who actually cared about her to go chase Red Sox

[C]

40 fellas first inning.

[D]

I actually am.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's good for me. But it is funny to think about like this guy's not gonna stick around with this chick. So she Just jeopardizes a five year relationship to ride this wave for like a month or two just to be back to probably single very soon.

[B]

Yeah, but she's gonna get a big following off this and then she's gonna do only fans. Then she's gonna move to Dubai. It's like, see that? She's gonna be fine.

[D]

Dark, dude. It's really dark.

[B]

Oh, it's dark. It's dark as. But she's gonna be blowing some dude named Sean and make a bunch of money.

[D]

Maybe we've got to put a new. There should be like a policy, like, maybe no social media for your girl if you've been with her for two or three years. Just if you get her off social media. She's not going to meet someone in person these days, Right?

[B]

Yeah, I think we're kind of cooked as a society right now, man. It's pretty brutal.

[A]

No, I agree with what Jesse said though. It's. There's nothing you can do. It's just. It's girl to girl and like, if your girl's gonna do that, then there's nothing you could do.

[B]

Yeah, it's honestly not sad.

[A]

They're saving you. They're saving you the time.

[B]

Yeah, but five years is a long time to be.

[A]

To invest and waste, bro.

[B]

Yeah, but we're also not females. Like, females have like, more of a clock than we do. It's just like the truth. Like, they do like more of a clock. I mean, like like a. A girl. Like, say. I say you were like, just like, oh, I'm just banging this chick and she thinks we're in love and you're like an about it and it's like, like she's now in her 30s. It's like you're kind of that girl over. But like, dude, if you're like our age and you go through a breakup like that, we can still meet someone, you know, we're chilling. We're fine. Like. Yeah, it is different from male to female in my opinion.

[A]

Like, that's a snipe, though.

[D]

No, that actually scary, dude.

[A]

That's a snipe.

[D]

It's really terrifying. I'm seriously gonna go do a phone check after this.

[A]

Yeah, stop. Stop complaining that your girl's complaining about the UV bud. Or she's gonna, you know.

[D]

No, I'm doing it. We're going through a social media check.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. With like, you.

[C]

You can't be. You can't, you can't.

[B]

You can't bat over your girl's. Phone. Like, you can't flex on a. To get a. You gotta, like, just get a. Because she's with you, that matters. Dude, you can't. I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying, like, I know.

[D]

That just feels very, like, specific towards me. Like, I don't know why I'm not addressing anybody else, but coming from the

[A]

guy that has a timepiece LED sign in his background.

[C]

Don't flex on your bitch. And a shirt and hat.

[A]

And a shirt and a hat.

[C]

That's actually the triple timepiece trinity. Don't flex on your girl.

[B]

I'm saying. You said, I gotta go check my girl's phone. It's like, that's like. If you have that feeling at all. It's like, the only reason I have

[D]

that feeling is because what I just saw.

[B]

If you got her for no other reason than just getting her, you wouldn't have that feeling.

[D]

That woman's evil. Five years and then three weeks later you're doing that. And then he's got a. He's probably. I would assume she's from Spain. So he's probably. Imagine how much that. That guy probably grew up watching Spain and was so happy to see him win. And he can't even celebrate that because he knows his girl's off with the superstar.

[B]

I know. Imagine all his boys cheering Spain 1.

[D]

You're like, they're probably rocking the guy's jersey. He's probably having. They're celebrating, and he's got to look at 15 guys that are rocking that jersey. Yeah.

[C]

Brutal.

[A]

There is some guys that are kind of like, not cuck, but maybe the boyfriend. I don't mean maybe the boyfriend's not even upset. I don't know.

[B]

He finds it kind of hot.

[D]

That could be a confidence booster. Like, yo, my girl sleeping with the World cup winner.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's like some. That's like some steiny, too.

[D]

No, that's. You brought that up. Don't try and put that back on me. I was trying to agree with you.

[A]

Like, if you were wheeling a girl that, like, ended up hooking with Shador, you'd be like, ah, like, we're in the same. We're in the same league.

[D]

Crazy. Whatever.

[A]

No, head up, chin up. She wasn't the. Find a new bird, stop watching soccer and start watching Puck.

[C]

Yep. And then. And then Trevor Zegras is gonna DM as an expert

[B]

and maybe, like, go find that girl that, like. What's it called? Like, rock climbs. Rock climbs doesn't have Instagram. Like, go find that girl and marry her.

[D]

She's gonna be screwed forever, man.

[C]

No, actually, real advice. Go find a 6.8. Good girl.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Your.

[D]

That's really.

[B]

Your number keeps going down.

[D]

No.

[C]

Well, this guy needs a 6.8. This guy can't handle a 7. 8.

[B]

Yeah, but you can't. You're not gonna get over her if you go to a 6.8. That's true, too.

[D]

You know what's probably funny too, is there's so many girls that are probably so supportive of her. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, in the comments.

[C]

That's where I go crazy on the Internet.

[B]

Yeah, but what's your argument? What's their argument? Like, any girl, like, any girl that, like, put, like, think that's dope.

[C]

It's like, they'd probably spinning on you and be like, you do the same thing sitting there.

[D]

This girl just ruined this guy's life. And they're sitting there, like, clock it. Like, what the. Oh, the True Detective season one.

[B]

Oh, I saw this video.

[D]

Yo. Jackie John actually pointed out that. He said that the. The student kind of looks like Daddy

[B]

Steve with, like, a wig.

[D]

If you look at it. He actually does.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Is it.

[A]

Is it a skit?

[B]

I hate to say it. No, no. I saw this video and I was like, this guy's. Obviously. But I was also like, I blame the Internet and all this woke. Dude, where this guy.

[D]

There's no way this is right, dude.

[B]

It's.

[A]

Let me see this.

[B]

He's in. He's yelling at a cop.

[A]

That's a prank. Come on.

[D]

No, this is. This is a police camp.

[C]

Why do you let those kids get away with this? They are not supposed to be here.

[B]

If you don't lower your voice, I am going to put handcuffs on you and I'm going to take you to a Baker act facility. You lower your voice.

[A]

Try it.

[B]

Are you threatening me? Can we get another unit to deal with Jay Lee here? He is having a breakdown.

[C]

Oh, my God, bro. It's just like an OG YouTube prank.

[A]

That's a mental illness, obviously.

[C]

That's a mental illness for sure. Bring Bring her to a facility.

[A]

No, that's, like, actually a mental illness.

[D]

Kind of sounds like Patrick Bad David, too. I mean, do you guys not remember, like, the Gamestop? It's ma'.

[C]

Am.

[B]

It's Ma', am, the OG do you remember that?

[A]

Yeah, I remember that.

[C]

I gotta go to the course.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, wait, let's. Let's just real quick. We have Giants nationals and Red Sox. So if we go three, let's just announce picks and we sweat it every time. That's actually good.

[A]

Keep us accountable.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Yep. All right, boys.

[A]

We'll see you next week.

[C]

All right, boys. Peace.

[A]

All right, boys.

[D]

Sam.