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Kyle
Let's get into the podcast. All right, guys, back with another full send podcast. What do you want to start? White House.
Salim
The White House card.
Kyle
Yeah, I want to talk about the. You see, McGregor officially confirmed that he's on the White House card.
Adam
I did. He announced it on Fox News. Yeah, he went on.
Kyle
He went on our boy Sean Hannity.
Adam
I don't know if that actually happened or he's just saying that.
Kyle
You never know with Conor. Right.
Salim
I. I think he's going on the car.
Kyle
I think he's going to be on it, but I don't think it's like.
Adam
He'S smart because he could have not been locked in. And then when he says it on Fox News and gets the fans behind him.
Salim
Well, Bill, right too. I mean.
Kyle
Well, that's what I think he's doing. I think that he's. It's probably in the final, final stages.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And they're probably maybe bickering over final, final points, but McGregor is just getting ahead of it and he's kind of pressuring them. And now he's setting the expectation to like the fan base in the entire world that it's like, yo, I'm on the card. What do you think is going to.
Salim
Be on that card? Like, this is, like this is a once, one time Thing?
Kyle
Yeah. You guys saw the renderings of the thing, too, that Dana put on Fox News? Like the way it's gonna look.
Adam
Oh, yeah.
Kyle
It looks insane.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
I mean, this shit's a year out, isn't it?
Kyle
It is. Yeah. Before we get into that, too, I think, like, how do you get invited? That's what I was gonna talk about.
Adam
Here we go. You want to just let us know?
Kyle
I think, like, no, usually all tickets, like, they kind of like funnel through Gabe and stuff like that.
Adam
But yeah, if. If somehow he's there, I'll never talk to you.
Kyle
This one. I'm not bringing a plus one.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
So I think everyone's on their own. You gotta text Dana yourself.
Adam
Trust me. I texted his son this morning, checked in on him.
Kyle
Oh, Dana White Jr. Yeah.
Adam
After I sold him a Gregory announcement.
Kyle
Because usually it's 25, 000 people. This is only 5, 000 people.
Adam
Oh.
Kyle
So, yeah, I think this is kind of like, you guys gotta.
Adam
I'm cool with that. I think I'll be good.
Kyle
Yeah, you gotta start.
Adam
5,000 people is more than I thought, honestly.
Kyle
But I think it's going to be like.
Adam
That's a sphere.
Kyle
No sphere was way more than 5,000.
Adam
I think is a sphere.
Kyle
But this one's going to be like, world leaders and, like.
Adam
And then CEO of Nelk.
Kyle
I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's.
Salim
I mean, isn't there going to be another stage, too, for fans? Yeah, there's going to be so many people. Oh, like, just. Just that.
Kyle
That's going to be a shit show, though.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
No, if Gabe. Well, I'm going to say. And if Gabe somehow goes and I don't go. Never talk to you again.
Salim
Well, the tick is fine. Yeah.
Adam
And I actually want to make sure that Gabe doesn't go. I don't know why I'm fired up, Adam, right now, but I'm gonna make sure.
Kyle
Well, it's kind of Dana's choice, right? I think. I don't know Dana. Dana does love Dan.
Adam
Loves me too, bro. We talk all the time on dm.
Salim
You know, since, like, Dana's saying, like, he doesn't trust Jon Jones. I mean, who else do you see, you know, being that main event. You think Conor.
Kyle
Conor McGregor as the main event versus someone. Jones versus Aspinall. But Dana said how he feels about Jones. I think they're kind of just posturing with Jones as well for that too. I think that they want Jones on that card. And then Three is Toporia versus Islam. If that somehow shapes up by next July too, because you got to see how everything plays out. But in my opinion, comment what you guys think too, but I think those are the only possible big enough three main events.
Salim
So the shit talking, my God.
Kyle
I think it'll be McGregor for sure as the main event.
Adam
Where's the press are going to be? Did they say that?
Kyle
I think it's at the Washington Mon. Mon. Monument.
Adam
Or some, you know, people are shading them, being like, this is unprofessional to have a fight at the White House. And I'm like, dude, this is the most American thing of all time.
Kyle
Yeah, I think it's crazy, bro. Well, right when I saw the renderings, I was like, dude, this is really going to put the UFC on another level, bro. Especially if it's just live on cbs, not behind a pay wall.
Adam
That's how they're doing this one.
Kyle
I think it's still up in the air, but it might be. It might just be live and free.
Adam
You might have to.
Kyle
That'd be.
Adam
You get a lot of backlash if they don't do that free, I feel like.
Kyle
But I was thinking, imagine, guys, I guess because they just announced now Armand, he's fighting in November where he's fighting.
Salim
Qatar against UFC Dan Hooker fight night.
Adam
Did you just do some random wrestling match or something?
Salim
Well, yeah, he does bjj, but he just signed. He just signed a Slim Hawani fight. He just.
Kyle
People were.
Adam
Exclaimed Hawani.
Salim
I mean, I watched ufc.
Kyle
People were expecting him to maybe fight for the title next, but he got Dan Hooker. So then that also leaves Gaethje, Justin Gaethje and Patty Pimblett as possible fighting Ilia or no. That's what we're wondering.
Salim
I think they're going to hold off Ilia until 2026, and we're going to have to see Patty or Justin.
Kyle
I think it's going to be at Armand and Hooker just got announced. I think they're going to do Patty Pimblett versus Justin Gaethje and then I think they're going to wait and see what happens with Islam and jdm. If Islam wins, Ilya wins. But I don't know if Ilya will fight before July. I think they're going to wa.
Jimmy
Wait.
Kyle
We wait and see what happens with Islam. If Islam wins, then it potentially could be.
Salim
That's a super fight.
Kyle
Potentially could be is Ilia versus Islam.
Salim
I mean, Gaethje did say he's gonna retire if he doesn't get the shot.
Adam
Next.
Salim
So we're gonna see what happens. But it's looking like Pimble and Gaichi and from there I think they give to Poria somebody in, you know, January. I mean, depending on if arm. If Armand wins.
Adam
Dude, it's. It's so tricky. You're not even focusing on the biggest thing. Like if you're an American, you're fighting at the White House. You better win that fight.
Salim
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Kyle
But that's what I'm wondering. I wonder if they're gonna go like all American fighters or are they just gonna make like a sick ass card.
Adam
You gotta have an American fight at every fight. I think. Yeah, you're fighting at the White House.
Salim
I think they gotta make it as six possible.
Kyle
It's crazy.
Adam
It just doesn't make any of the.
Kyle
Biggest combat sports event of all time. 100 for sure. This is insane.
Adam
I don't think worldwide.
Kyle
Like imagine the clip and like the White House is in the background.
Salim
Oh my God.
Kyle
They're walking out of the Oval office.
Jimmy
Office. Yeah.
Adam
Is that confirmed?
Kyle
Trump's probably gonna be having like dog talk with them in the oval office before. And imagine McGregor and Trump with a spew.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Holy.
Kyle
Those guys can go for sure.
Adam
Damn. I'm gonna have to start texting Dana and just randomly sending him 100. Bro, what would you do if my seat was in front of yours? You'd cry, you'd leave.
Kyle
That would never happen.
Adam
You'd walk out of the White House fight.
Kyle
That would never happen.
Salim
Yeah, I don't know if they'll have.
Kyle
Imagine they put ilia Islam and McGregor on the same card. Imagine that press conference.
Adam
I keep forgetting about McGregor and Islam on the same panel.
Kyle
Gregory and Islam.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
That'd be nuts.
Kyle
That would be insane. Because then you get the Khabib again.
Adam
Honestly, we need that back.
Kyle
How much would you personally pitch and guys comment this as well too. How much would you personally pitch to watch Khabib and McGregor too? We need to start like a. We need to start like a worldwide gofundme for that. But Khabib won't crack. We know he.
Salim
He retired first to see Kobe McGregor 2 now.
Kyle
Yeah, to be out the fight, to be at the fight.
Salim
I would. I would pay. I would pay a lot. I would want to see that. Yeah, I want to see.
Adam
The whole thing would be now. Isn't McGregor like 38 now?
Kyle
Well, they both been out of it for a while.
Adam
It's almost too far, too gone.
Kyle
Yeah, I know, but I'm just like.
Salim
Just what they see Honestly, you know.
Adam
What I learned though is you can't. It was such a great time the first go around. You'll never remake that again. Like, have you watched when McGregor starts talking to Ali and like bringing up names of people that aren't even there? You realize how deep that is. And I was like, yo, this is.
Salim
At that first press conference where there was like, it was just them two. That was dark. Like, that was insane. Like, why I watched that back sometimes, bro. Like, and it's just like McGregor press.
Adam
Conference highlights all the time.
Salim
But that was specifically like, I think Connor. Like they hated each other like crazy. Like Connor before. Yeah.
Adam
What Stephen. What was the guy's name he fought? Who the is that?
Salim
Jeremy Stevens.
Adam
Jeremy Stevens. He's fighting Mike Perry. I saw that guy. I was like, holy.
Salim
Conor wants to get into, you know, bare knuckle to him. He mentioned that as well. We'll see about that.
Adam
I mean, Islam and McGregor and bare knuckle, how crazy would that be? That'd be a lot of pay per.
Kyle
View that would have happened. But I guess McGregor has two fights left on his contract, so it'll be interesting to see. I know, I know everyone's counting McGregor out. He's obviously old. He's not the same, obviously. But I'm like, if he comes and puts on a show, if he like, you know, wins, I mean, if he's fighting Chandler too, he probably has a good chance of winning one big win. Like a flashy win too. Things change. He has one fight left on his UFC contract. You never know who he could fight.
Adam
Right.
Kyle
Be interesting. And you know, he wants to fight out that contract because then after that he can do all these easy ass boxing matches is just make like 20, $30 million bags.
Adam
That front row of White House seating is going to be Trump. Dana, Kid Rock, Taylor Lawan will do. It'll somehow be up there.
Kyle
Like Pepino. Yeah, dude. Honestly, I will say Steve's ig content right now is some. Is my favorite Steve content that I've seen in like the last however many years.
Adam
Yeah, I filmed a video yesterday.
Kyle
Really?
Adam
Pepino. What?
Kyle
Like for what?
Adam
He has a new series. Oh, the combination. So he asked me to do an episode with him as a guest judge. And Pepino's like the cop and he just walks around and kind of like patrols and like the. The three convicts was like pretty serious charges, bro. One guy had terrorist charges, one guy had terrorist, five charges for attempted murder. How the did he find a drug trafficking? I don't know. It's Crazy. I was like, dude, these are like real ass.
Kyle
No way. He had a terrorist charge.
Adam
Like, he did.
Kyle
Look.
Adam
He looked exactly like Johnny Sins.
Kyle
Like it was like an antifa or something.
Adam
Yeah, something like that. It didn't make any sense. And he was honestly a great guy, which also threw you off. And he had the best meal by far. It was the weirdest thing ever. I don't want to spoil too much, but you had to like cook the meal with a piece of contraband in it. Like, it's pretty funny. But yeah, Pepino was there. Steve was back in his normal self.
Kyle
Steve just seems. He seems. He seems happy.
Adam
Yeah, I think he is.
Kyle
You could kind of like see it through his, like, stories too. How is Pepino?
Adam
He's the most interesting dude ever.
Kyle
I really want to. I can't. I'm going to meet him, I think tomorrow.
Adam
Yeah, you will. I mean, it's the most degenerate squad you've ever seen, but it's pure entertainment. He's a funny guy.
Kyle
So do you guys, like, get along? I could see you guys not.
Adam
No, we get along.
Jimmy
Yeah. Yeah.
Adam
He doesn't like. Dude, Steve lives five minutes from me now.
Kyle
Oh, shit.
Adam
So I'll just drive down there and see what's going on. There's always something going on there.
Kyle
Pepino is an interesting guy. Yeah, I find him hilarious though.
Adam
No, he's funny.
Kyle
I was telling you. I just think he's so funny.
Adam
Yeah, he is. He's funny, bro.
Salim
That LeBron stream.
Adam
Oh my God. We should talk about that. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I watched. We interviewed Kai right here.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Probably like three years ago. And that guy's at a different level. And dude, I don't know why people hate on that guy. He is good on him.
Salim
A million subs. I mean, he's the first ever to have a million subs. I don't even.
Adam
That's not even right. People just like, they called like the Begathon. Like he's begging for. I'm like, dude, this. That production probably costs seven figures.
Salim
He had Alicia Keys, Kevin. People forget, dude, it was a lit. That was a lit stream.
Adam
Linkin park performing out of nowhere. Then the next day.
Kyle
Linkin park is probably the craziest one.
Adam
Out of all them. They haven't performed and they had a new. Because the singer passed away. So they had a new woman singer and they just showed up like, it's no big deal. Like, the bar set so high for that.
Salim
Out of those three Speed Kai and Aiden, who do you think's the biggest. I mean, speed. Yeah.
Adam
Worldwide, dude, you can't have LeBron over casually.
Salim
Yeah, I mean, LeBron's huge. Tom Brady.
Adam
I've never seen that guy do anything like that.
Salim
Speed got 40 mil on IG, bro. He's got.
Kyle
I think the biggest is speed.
Adam
Probably worldwide.
Salim
Like, hearing wise. Hearing wise. Like you hear Kai more than speed?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Salim
Do you hear Aiden more than Speed?
Adam
Like, I heard the most. I feel like, I think Kaiser knots.
Kyle
I hear Kai's the biggest in America. Yeah, for sure.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
But I think worldwide speed is the biggest.
Adam
Did you. Do you have like when he goes.
Kyle
To any other countries and stuff like that? Like when he went to Asia. I have YouTube on my TV. So sometimes when I'm just like, what? I open YouTube on my TV, I'll see speed live and I'll click it. It's like 130, 000 people live.
Adam
Yeah, Speed's hilarious, but.
Kyle
And he's just like.
Salim
He did 35 days too, like on the road, like across the country, bro. Those guys, man.
Kyle
It's interesting how feeding kai did it 30 days at the same time, right? Was that like a little bit of competition?
Adam
Who knows? All these people stir. I only see the Internet, but they steer the. Stir the pot behind the scenes. Act like there's a beef between the three, but I don't. I don't know what it is.
Kyle
I don't think there's a beef.
Adam
I just want to focus on their own themselves.
Kyle
No, at this point, yeah, I don't think it's a beef. I think there's always friendly competition with anything, right? Like, look how it is just with anyone, right? There's always friendly competition. But it is interesting how Speed and Kai did at the same time. 30 days, right?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Well, they probably just took up the entire speeds on YouTube, I guess.
Kyle
Right.
Adam
But they've just dominated. No other streamers were probably streaming that much those 30 days.
Kyle
Yeah, I think Kai's was a bit bigger probably.
Adam
I mean, dude, you have the biggest names in the world like that every night. It's insane.
Kyle
Has LeBron ever done a stream too?
Adam
I don't think so.
Salim
Yeah, he's never done a stream. That's huge, bro. When I seen him announce that Kai, I was like, what the, bro? Like, he's just killing it, man.
Kyle
Oh yeah. And then the Kevin Hart too is like, yeah, watch some of like Kevin Hart's like funniest.
Adam
He's.
Kyle
That he's doing like. Like, I know he's probably doing movies still and stuff. Like that. But I don't. I don't know what movies I've.
Adam
They're doing a movie. Those three.
Kyle
Yeah, but what Kevin Hart movie have you seen in the last, like, few years that's like, Get Hard?
Adam
Is that Kevin Hart?
Kyle
I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Like, I think. I don't know. The shit he's doing with Kai recently and Drew Ski is like some of the funniest shit that's together.
Salim
Those three.
Kyle
Yeah, they're fucking hilarious.
Salim
When he called Ruby Rose and he fell in the background.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Salim
I don't know. Just all three of them together.
Adam
He just.
Salim
They make for great content. They make great content.
Kyle
Kevin's not afraid to, like, get after it too. Like, he asked Ruby Rose if. If Drew Ski with his shirt on.
Adam
Oh, he did?
Kyle
That's crazy.
Adam
I saw Kevin ask if she ate his ass or some shit.
Kyle
Oh, that too. Yeah.
Adam
I didn't see that shirt.
Kyle
Crazy.
Adam
I mean, whatever.
Jimmy
That'.
Kyle
Absurd. Bro.
Salim
Should talk about this. I actually, I really.
Adam
What?
Kyle
Bob Menary in the hospital.
Salim
What the hell happened?
Kyle
I don't know. Have you talked?
Adam
He's just chilling.
Kyle
No, he got full on.
Adam
Like, I think he's treating like a hotel. Yeah. Oh, he is?
Salim
Yeah.
Adam
Yeah, he would FaceTime me and be like, yo, the nurse is pretty hot. And then he'd have like a thing on his finger and, like, look like he was having the time of his life.
Salim
Wait, so what happened him? Does anyone know?
Kyle
Maybe he couldn't afford hotels for a few days too, right?
Adam
No way. You think he, he, he has health insurance?
Kyle
Does Bob have health insurance?
Adam
There's no chance.
Salim
He's definitely selling them, like. Yeah, let me. What's your. Zell.
Jimmy
He's probably.
Adam
He's playing rubet laying in that bed. There's people that actually need that hospital bed and he's taking it up.
Kyle
No, he. He looked sick.
Adam
Oh, really?
Kyle
Yeah, in the first story he posted, he looked really sick.
Adam
I thought he was just sick of hotels. He's like, I gotta try something.
Kyle
I wonder if it's like, catching. Maybe it's just catching up to him. I texted him, he said he had a zap lodged in his stomach. That's what he said.
Adam
That's what he's there for.
Kyle
Yeah, but no, he posted a photo of, like, his stomach, like, sewed up. I think he actually got, like, some type of surgery.
Adam
Damn. I mean, shout him for that.
Kyle
Bob is like, I don't know how the hell he.
Adam
He's a. Yeah, he's not a real human.
Kyle
Did you watch the Charlie Sheen documentary?
Adam
No, dude, it's. I saw. He claims he slept with 47, 000 women.
Kyle
Really?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Which is not possible. But.
Kyle
Well, I think what I didn't realize about Charlie Sheen too is he also went gay too. Yeah.
Adam
That's why I want to get out of la. I feel like that actually happens, people. Maybe if you stay here long enough. I'm serious.
Kyle
You're worried about that?
Adam
I mean. No, dude, but you don't get it.
Kyle
I don't think la.
Adam
It's not because they're gay. It's because they partied for too long. No, it's not because they're gay. It's because they party for so long.
Kyle
I don't think LA is going to change that for you, but.
Adam
Huh?
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
You're just not gonna go. I'm not doing that if I live in Nashville. I'm not going down that road.
Kyle
Like, oh, just anywhere you're lonely.
Adam
Any geography. It doesn't matter. It's gonna go down for you.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Nah, I'm going to Nashville or somewhere. Alabama. That doesn't fly.
Kyle
But I guess it's true. I guess he just so many chicks that you just get bored and you're just like, yo, I want to try now.
Adam
Yeah, Diplo did it too.
Salim
Oh my goodness.
Adam
Not justifying it.
Kyle
I'm just saying what I realized about Sheen too. And, like, it's cool because they had, like, Sean Penn in it and stuff like that. And they're just saying, like, it's kind of like a Steve will do it thing. Like how Steve could drink so much. Like, Sheen could just do so much blow.
Jimmy
Yeah, I know.
Kyle
Like, everyone's like, yo, we don't know how you're like, alive.
Adam
Those guys wouldn't be. Dude, you'd like, he would not be as bad now because you can't get away with that. Like, you could back then, right? No one's monitoring you. And. And if he was out like that, they would have put it to a stop way quicker.
Kyle
Did you know Nicolas Cage was a dj? Yeah, I didn't know that, bro.
Adam
Weren't him and Sheen like boys?
Kyle
Yeah.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Nick Cage, he's a legend.
Kyle
I didn't know Nick Cage was a dj. I kind of thought he was a loser.
Adam
Oh, dude. He fucking just. Yeah.
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Kyle
App in the game. Let's get back into the podcast. Also, guys, we're headed to. This Sunday, we're leaving for Asia. We've been planning this trip for a while. We're filming two Nelk videos, Japan and China. So it's gonna be crazy. I just posted it on my story. I'm getting a lot of replies on it. I think people are, like, really excited for it.
Salim
You scared of China?
Adam
No, I want to go to China.
Kyle
I don't know what the hell to expect from China.
Salim
As soon as you get in, you're tapped in, they got you.
Adam
Like, I love China.
Salim
I'm just like. That doesn't, like, kind of like, I don't know.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Salim
Bother you a bit?
Adam
No, no, I think China, Beijing. I've always wanted to go there. Honestly, since rush hour, I've always wanted to go there.
Kyle
We're going to China for, like, 10 days.
Adam
Yeah, I know.
Kyle
We're seeing, like, the whole country. We're not just going to Hong Kong. I think we're going to, like, the outskirts.
Adam
Macau.
Kyle
I think so.
Adam
Cow's legendary.
Kyle
That's a casino town.
Adam
Biggest gamblers ever. Like, huge, huge gambling.
Kyle
See, that's a country where I'm just like. I feel like we haven't done a crazy international one like that in a minute. Right. I mean, we did Tribe. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Adam
But there's the guest appearances on this one.
Kyle
Jesse's coming, mtv, Pat, Nino. I know it's coming to Japan. We couldn't get their visas done for China. Steve. Steve wanted to come to China too, but we couldn't get his visa. But, yeah, that'll be cool. But China is just like a country.
Adam
Anything epic planned for China.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
You gonna fucking livestream me running the Great Wall?
Kyle
I'm down to run on the Great Wall.
Adam
How many miles is The Great Wall?
Kyle
13,000.
Adam
No fucking way. Yeah, that's your next stream. I don't think you should get to leave until you run the whole wall, bro.
Kyle
13,000 shirtless.
Adam
Yeah, run on the wall. Can you do it or no?
Kyle
I don't think so. 13,000 miles. I didn't know the Great Wall of China was that long.
Adam
You said it.
Kyle
I know. I'm saying I searched it up.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Holy shit.
Kyle
Well, I thought. I'd be honest. I thought about that. I was like, oh, I wonder. But then I was like, oh, what the fuck?
Adam
Can you do anything on there?
Kyle
That's what we got to think of something. I'm definitely down to rip some miles on the Great Wall, though. Yeah, it's legendary.
Adam
I wonder what you can and can't do there.
Kyle
I just don't know what to expect from China, to be honest. The technology there is what I think is insane. And I think Americans maybe have. It's like any country we go to. Like, I remember the first time we went to Abu Dhabi. Now it's more acceptable. But the first time we got invited to Abu Dhabi, during COVID everybody was telling us not to go. It's so crazy to think about, like, I remember people in our circle, like, parents were calling, like, you guys can't go to Abu Dhabi. You can't drink there. You guys are going to get arrested, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I find every country that we end up going to, yeah, it's always the complete opposite of what the American perception for sure. Of a country is too. And I feel like China is definitely going to be one of those countries.
Adam
I don't know anyone. I don't know anyone personal who's ever been there. Like, not one person I've ever. I'm friends with has been to China. So that's why I want to go.
Kyle
You really can't believe anything until you just go for yourself too, right?
Salim
I mean, yeah. Every place we've been, like, you said what, Russia too? I mean, we were with Islam, but yeah, Russia's scary.
Kyle
That was scary.
Adam
Yeah.
Salim
I mean, we were with Islam. Yeah, you got it.
Kyle
You got to go to some countries with the right people, I think Abu Dhabi, definitely.
Salim
Yeah. Was one.
Kyle
And then again we were with Dana White.
Salim
Exactly.
Kyle
It's tough, China. Just the technology, right? Did you see that thing Gabe put in the group where they put it on? There's like something you put on their. Your legs and it like runs for you. No, it's fucking crazy.
Adam
Why? Well, no shit. He's looking that up.
Kyle
Yeah, he put it in the group.
Adam
Yeah, it makes sense. So he doesn't have to move. Right? Just runs for. You still burn calories, huh? You still burn calories? I mean, put a little motor on.
Kyle
His back, it's like attaches to your legs and then the guy like slowly amps it up, up and he just runs. And then eventually he's like running and he's like freaking out because he's like, dude, I'm not even moving my legs.
Adam
What the.
Kyle
And then he asks the Chinese, I don't believe.
Adam
I don't agree with that kind of technology. Well, I mean, it's another reason for humans to be lazy. I don't with that.
Salim
I want to try that.
Adam
You gotta buy legs. Maybe not for you to lose weight.
Kyle
That could be our rip through on the whole Great Wall.
Adam
Yeah, I mean, I would do it.
Salim
Then use the legs.
Adam
How fast do you know what speed you can get up to?
Kyle
I don't know.
Adam
Wow, that's crazy. However, you can make people lazier. This is the next wave.
Kyle
What's one thing you want to do in China?
Adam
I don't know. I haven't thought about it that deep.
Kyle
Because you never get too fired up for international shit. But China, you're like, China. You're like genuinely excited for.
Adam
Yes, yes, I always get fired up.
Kyle
No, no, but like you could tell. You have a genuine interest. You said you've always wanted to go to China.
Adam
Well, just because I don't know anything about it and no one goes there. Really. Why? What's. What, what are you, what are you excited for most?
Kyle
I don't know. I don't know. Same thing. I don't know what to expect when.
Adam
We go into that with no expectations of what's going to happen.
Salim
Yeah, like I can't give a picture.
Adam
Of like, that's why the island. What I'm so.
Salim
See when we get there, I just, I just. I don't know.
Kyle
I know. Like on the island, we ate bat.
Adam
Yeah, but like we're sweating.
Kyle
Not eating a bat in China.
Adam
No. Hell no.
Kyle
Did you guys see Bad Bunny announced as the super bowl halftime show?
Adam
Yes.
Kyle
What do you Think about that.
Adam
Pretty stupid.
Kyle
I'm not happy about it.
Adam
I mean, it's just. I get what they're trying to do and get a whole new audience, get the Latinos in there, but. Pretty stupid.
Kyle
I know. He's huge. Like, he's huge. Bad Bunny's massive. Girls love him. He's dated Kendall Jenner. But like, I just. I hate Bad Bunny's music, bro.
Adam
He sucks. Well, it's a time and place music. That's how you're not cultured. If you're.
Kyle
I don't give a. I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm not. And I'm not hating. It's just my personal opinion. I hate bad buddies music. Yeah, well, I never want to hear it.
Adam
You know why? Because you guys will play Flow Rider and Justin Bieber's old songs on a bus with a bunch of Latino women. And if you play Bad Bunny, don't even. It's a whole bad vibe. Don't even compare time and place. Don't compare that baby on the way home when I'm like with a couple Latinas with me. If I have Bad Bunny, I know it's. This is why you're never stay up till 6am and no one gets laid. You guys control the auction.
Kyle
You're never bullshit Latinas.
Adam
Not as much as I used to be. Yeah, but I used to be a lot.
Kyle
But no, just for me. Bad Bunny too. It's also my like, I'm not. I can't dance.
Adam
Dude, aren't you Canadian?
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
Okay, so you don't know what it's like to be an American and an American NFL is about gambling, beer, football and zaps.
Kyle
What does that have to do with.
Adam
Bad Bunny that he doesn't fit that narrative at all.
Kyle
I'm agreeing with you. I don't want like a flyover. I'm agreeing, bro.
Adam
Yeah, but I feel like you want to see like Tate McCray up there.
Kyle
I. I'd rather see Tate McCray. Yes. Dancing around singing Run for the Hills.
Adam
I want to see like the Eagles up there, bro.
Kyle
You'd rather see Bad Bunny dancing around there than Tate McCray.
Adam
If I was in the audience would.
Kyle
Be a hype super bowl performance right now.
Jimmy
Yeah, maybe.
Kyle
I know Latin music's huge, but I just. I'm so useless when it comes to Latin music. Like, I can't dance to. So it's like, what the fuck?
Adam
Get out of your comfort zone.
Kyle
I can't understand. I can't understand the words. I can't dance. To it.
Adam
Can you understand future a little bit? Not really, but it's a vibe when you listen to it. What?
Kyle
You love future.
Adam
I know. Because there's a time and place.
Kyle
You're in favor of Bad Bunny or you're just like Bad Bunny with Latinas?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Okay. I've never seen you on a bus with Latinas.
Adam
It's one of my fantasies.
Kyle
But yeah, I don't know. I'm just not fired up for that halftime performance at all. I can't name one Bad Bunny song.
Adam
I don't think I can either.
Kyle
You can't, right?
Jimmy
No. Yeah.
Kyle
Who would you want to see at the halftime?
Adam
Fuck.
Kyle
What was the littest one recently?
Adam
Probably like the Lincoln Park Sick. Lincoln Parker Fucking sick Metallica or some shit like that.
Kyle
Right? Like just like legendary, legendary. I like when they bring back like the legendary.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Who would you like to see? Like the cfl?
Kyle
I don't watch. I don't watch cfl.
Jimmy
No?
Kyle
No.
Adam
Who's the best team in the cfl?
Kyle
I have no idea.
Jimmy
No?
Adam
No.
Kyle
I've never watched the CFL game in my entire life.
Adam
Goes on over there.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Who do you think is going to be at the super bowl this year?
Adam
The Ravens.
Kyle
Really? Aren't they playing like shit?
Adam
Mars is so fucking good, dude.
Salim
You think Ravens actually.
Adam
Never mind. The Lions are good.
Salim
Lions are nasty.
Adam
And it's just hard to rule out the Chiefs too. But they're. They're not. They haven't been playing well either.
Kyle
How about Bills?
Adam
Nah, they never make it.
Kyle
They just won't get it done.
Salim
Yeah, Steelers are looking good.
Adam
If Cleveland would start Shador, the Browns would play.
Salim
What do you, man, what's good over there, man? It's actually crazy.
Adam
Yeah, I find it kind of crazy. Now the starter, right, should. We're just getting a lot of like right now because he did that interview where he didn't say anything.
Kyle
Yeah, he went.
Adam
Did you see that? Yeah, I can't agree with that.
Kyle
Well, what did they want him to say?
Adam
What you should say is, I want what's best for the team and I respect the coach's decisions. Like something James answer and then just get back to. To playing. But when you do that, I see what he's trying to do. He's like, no matter what I say, they're going to twist it. But like, doing that, you just look kind of like immature and like, I don't know. He could have played it smarter.
Kyle
Are they ever going to put him in, you think?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
This season?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
What.
Salim
What week you think?
Adam
You think around Seven.
Salim
You think?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Salim
Fuck. They're really making him grind it out out there, huh?
Adam
Have you been gambling on it?
Kyle
I did. I almost hit a fucking huge parlay last weekend. So it was four time. I was with Matty Betts. Four times.
Jimmy
Four.
Adam
What the hell was that scene like?
Kyle
It was good. I mean we almost hit it.
Adam
Curtains were definitely shut.
Kyle
No, curtains were open.
Adam
Okay.
Kyle
For anytime touchdowns. I forget who the first two were.
Adam
What did it pay?
Kyle
It was 6k to win 325.
Jimmy
Wow.
Kyle
Crazy. So we hit the first two in the afternoon games. Both guys got touchdowns. And then it came down to the Cowboys and the packers game. And it was Ferguson.
Adam
He got a touchdown.
Kyle
Who you wish you were dating is.
Adam
One of the sisters, by the way.
Kyle
Just kidding. Not really. And Ferguson and Kraft.
Adam
Yeah, he went down at the one Packers.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And Kraft went down at the one like yards the for the first time.
Adam
The last Sweat to win 325.
Kyle
Yeah. And then. And then so that he went down with inches. And then Ferguson hit the touchdown.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And then fucking Craft hits the fucking pylon with the ball. They call it a touchdown on the field. And then they reversed it. They reversed it.
Adam
So you thought you were good?
Kyle
We were freaking out.
Adam
Oh my God.
Kyle
And then they reversed it and then the game was over. And then they tied it with like 45 seconds left. I don't know if you're watching. Yeah, they tied in and it went to OT and then it ended in a fucking tie.
Adam
I know.
Kyle
Why would they change that overtime rule to like. Because they changed it this year.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
I don't know.
Kyle
Why would they make it end in a tie though? It's so fucking lame.
Adam
Yeah, it is lame.
Kyle
Do you think they should change it that rule?
Adam
I don't know. Because college is a ties better than a loss. So I guess it can help when it's all said and done. It's just a lame. No one wants to see it.
Kyle
Does college keep going? Yeah, they should just make it way down.
Salim
It could affect playoff, you know, pictures too later down in the season. So.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
How pissed for you when you got reversed?
Kyle
I was.
Adam
And what was Jimmy's cut of the 325?
Kyle
I put 2k into that. So everyone, everyone put their little bid in. I think Jimmy put a grand so he would have won like 70k.
Adam
Oh my God.
Kyle
Yeah, I would have won like 150. You were in that too?
Salim
I was in that. I lost a thousand.
Kyle
It was crazy, bro.
Salim
I had a thousand to win.
Adam
10 circles of parlays you don't live in Miami that you guys are almost hitting.
Kyle
Let's fire tonight on the game.
Adam
Who is it tonight?
Kyle
Rams and Niners.
Adam
Okay. What's your big UFC parlay you want to stop talking about? Give it to the fans.
Kyle
I think this is a lock as a parlay. I really do. And I don't always. I never. Because people always ask me, like, who.
Salim
You got, who you gotta come for.
Adam
You if you're wrong. So.
Kyle
Well, I'm pretty confident in this one. I just don't see how this doesn't hit. So Co Main and Maine. I think Uncle Live beats Pereira. I think Pereira is great. I think he's had his time a little bit. Uncle Live beat him last time. He's a Russian wrestler. Those guys are just tough to beat. And then, I mean, Merab is Merab. He's fighting Sandhagen, I think. I mean, I'm pretty sure Merab's gonna win that put them together. Pays -135.
Adam
How much are you putting?
Kyle
I don't know. I'm gonna decide. Well, I'm going to Vegas tomorrow.
Adam
You said 100 grand.
Kyle
Are you coming?
Adam
We'll see. I think we have to pressure you right now to lock that in.
Kyle
You want to do 100?
Adam
No, I'm not gonna. You do 100.
Kyle
I mean, dude, I'm pretty gonna do.
Adam
It because now I want to pressure you into doing it.
Kyle
I got 60k cash on me, so I'll. Maybe I'll. 50,000 for sure. Yeah, 50 minimum.
Adam
On what is it Merab to win.
Kyle
And Merab parlay with uncle.
Adam
I have to win.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Minus 135. So 10k pays like 7 something. Yeah, a thousand pays 700ish.
Jimmy
Okay.
Kyle
I think that's a good return.
Salim
That's a lock, bro. Yeah, I think.
Kyle
Yeah, I think it's good.
Salim
That's a lot.
Kyle
I like pairing two really good favorites together for parlays in ufc. Not too many. You don't want to parlay too many on ufc. I like.
Salim
Do you really see Marab, like, losing?
Adam
Any time, bro.
Kyle
That's what makes the UFC insane. Is that, like. You never know. Like Sandhagen.
Adam
Well, I could see Pereira usually easily catching him in that happening. But Marab, I don't ever see losing to anybody.
Salim
I know, but I mean, they went five rounds last time, he didn't. And Magomed had like, kind of the better of it, you know what I mean? I mean, he won, I'm saying. So I just think. Yeah, it's like you said he kind.
Adam
Of had his time.
Kyle
The wrestlers, bro.
Salim
The wrestlers.
Adam
I know, but what about when we were sweating, what's his name? Rob's against Leon Edwards. Leon Edwards caught him with the leg, the face.
Kyle
That happens.
Salim
That could happen. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna put my bet more towards a consistent, you know, guy that may, you know, I mean, like, those Russians are hard to beat, dude.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Salim
Like, they win.
Adam
How old is most of the time, the Russian?
Kyle
Not sure how old.
Adam
Pereira isn't a little older. He got started late.
Kyle
Yeah, I think. I'm not sure how old he is, but he's just kind of, you know, he's had his superstar time, too.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
I think in the ufc, once you kind of reach that superstar level and then you lose, it's kind of hard.
Adam
To, like, make the comeback.
Kyle
I can't. I can't imagine how hard it is to stay, like, hungry.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
As a fighter, too. Like, look what we do, too. It's tough to kind of stay hungry. Imagine being a fighter where it's like.
Salim
You'Re getting hit in the face.
Kyle
You gotta really want it. You got to be training every day.
Adam
That's why I don't understand, because a lot of these guys, like, they're done at, like, 35. Like, what do they do? They're not.
Jimmy
They're not.
Adam
They're not. They don't make enough money to retire most of these guys. Right.
Kyle
I'm not sure. I'm not sure how I wondered that.
Adam
Because I've seen DC always talks about how he made a lot of money. Like back in the day when he was fighting Jon Jones. He was like, I'd make a lot of money. But you always hear the other side, where it's like, these fighters don't get paid enough, and then they only fight a few times and they're done.
Kyle
I think all the guys that really were champs, like, in this recent era, I think. I mean, they're good. Yeah, I think they're good. Yeah, they're.
Salim
I mean, they're doing podcast. Most of them are doing podcasts, too, and they're talking about fights, you know, Demetrius Johnson, Rampage Jackson.
Adam
So what is like. Yeah, like, Rampage is like a full time streamer now, but, like, so if this is.
Kyle
Yeah. So in that era, I doubt they were making as much as obviously they are now. Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, Dana says it all the time, too. Like, anyone can come out and say how much they make, but.
Adam
Well, people keep asking Dana, how's the new payment structure going to work? With the Paramount deal. And he's. His response is like, they'll be taken care of. But if the UFC or if this White House is fought on cbs. So it's no paywall.
Kyle
Right.
Adam
Where does the purse come from?
Kyle
Who knows if that's gonna be free? That might be behind Paramount plus, too.
Adam
Like, because Connor's claiming he's gonna make a hundred million.
Kyle
No, I don't think so.
Adam
Right?
Kyle
I don't. I don't think so.
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Adam
Why didn't the NFL get. Why don't they get, like, wouldn't it be smart to get Taylor Swift for the halftime?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Wouldn't that just be the smartest move you could do?
Kyle
Maybe it'd just be too obvious though, right?
Adam
Obvious how?
Kyle
They already have the Taylor Swift.
Adam
I guess. Yeah, you're right. They're already getting that.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
The NFL is very calculated.
Kyle
Yeah. And at the end of the day, it's like people like us will complain about Bad Bunny, but that's why they have Bad Bunny too. Because it's like. Like you said, they're trying to bring a different audience that probably wouldn't watch the Super Bowl. Like, I'm sure a lot of Latina girls that love Bad Bunny and I'd never be able to get in my life. They're gonna be watching the Super Bowl.
Adam
There will be the most 2C don at any Super Bowl. That with Bad Bonnie performing.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
2C dealers are gonna be up that day. Promise.
Kyle
Because everyone in, like, South America and shit's gonna be watching it.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
The whole fucking city of Miami is just gonna be pink.
Jimmy
Yeah, right.
Adam
I'm not coming to my.
Kyle
You're gonna be like, the US Government's gonna be able to see it from the drones, and they're just gonna look down to see, like, pink powder everywhere all over the city of Miami. We got to stay out of Miami for the super bowl, right?
Adam
Yeah. Where is it?
Kyle
I don't know. Where is the Super Bowl? San Francisco. Oh, hell no.
Adam
What do you guys think about the, like, how every relationship now, if the girls, like, kind of pop in the mlb, the NFL just puts them on?
Kyle
I mean, I said this last week. Yeah. Taylor Swift kind of changed the game, right? I think she laid out the roadmap for singers and, like, female personalities.
Adam
Travis and Jason got paid, too, so good for them.
Kyle
They're making.
Adam
That's the relationship. If you can get in a relationship where a chick can just make you money by being with her, that's the best thing ever.
Kyle
So they're getting married, right?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Does Taylor Swift make him sign a prenup?
Adam
I feel like she doesn't believe in a prenup, to be honest, which is why Travis is just moving different.
Kyle
Do you think that would hurt your ego a little bit if you, like.
Adam
Married a chick richer than you?
Kyle
No, no, no.
Adam
So.
Kyle
So think about this. You're in love with, like, you lock up one. You know, one of these girls we just named. Whatever.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
You're like, you locked her.
Kyle
You're happily in love. You know, she's funny, she's rich.
Adam
Wheelhouse is so much, like, bigger than mine. But go ahead.
Kyle
When did I say that?
Adam
No, you're just kind of, like, trying to, like, laughing and smiling at me and just. But go ahead.
Kyle
No, I'm saying you lock up a girl, right? Like, she's obviously richer than you.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And then she, like, sits you down one day and says, like, hey, we need to talk, and you, like, think she's breaking up with you, and then she's like, you need to sign a prenup.
Adam
Oh, it would make me think different.
Kyle
I'm trying to think.
Adam
Don't you think if you asked the chick that she would think different, too?
Salim
I'm like, damn.
Adam
Yeah.
Salim
Like, more like.
Kyle
No, but stereotypically, like, obviously, it's way more common, I'm assuming, for females to sign a prenup. Right. But would that really. I'm trying to think there's a.
Adam
Funny. You guys won't get this reference, but there's a funny. Curb your enthusiasm. Have you ever seen that Larry David? He's a comedian, but he goes to dinner with this couple, and the guy in the relationship gets the bill, and he thanks the guy, and the woman's all offended, and she's like, why wouldn't you thank me, too? Like, we're in a relationship. What's mine is his. And he's like, no, it's not. And, like, he goes off. But back to what you're saying is that if you told a girl that she was probably going to be offended.
Salim
And think about his money. It's their money. If it's my money, it's ours.
Adam
I know.
Salim
I agree with you.
Adam
But I'm saying if you sit down with a chick and you say, hey, you're gonna have, like, I want to talk to you about something. I want you to sign a prenup. She's probably gonna, like, think about it for a little bit.
Kyle
No.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
I'm just saying I wonder how that would feel because, like, I wonder if that's going down.
Adam
Travis has his own money, though.
Kyle
Taylor Swift obviously has a powerhouse business team. Well, yeah, I'm sure they're also telling her, like, yo, you got to make him sign a prenup.
Adam
Imagine that. That's content. If you record that conversation right there. They got a live stream that. Taylor's got a live stream that. Travis, I want to talk to you real quick.
Kyle
Do you think you could date a girl richer than you?
Adam
Yeah, I don't see any scenario where I'd ever be able to get that, but if it's out there, I would do it.
Kyle
Well, you don't. Oh, you don't think that would ever happen?
Adam
Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't. Like, they'd have to be an artist or some.
Salim
What about you?
Adam
They'd have to have some real cheddar, too. Like, let's not get that twisted.
Kyle
I don't know.
Adam
I was like, well, yeah, I'm trying.
Kyle
To think about it because you do kind of lose, right? Like, you lose that.
Adam
The edge a little. You do, yeah. It's also gonna be a problem for you because me and Celine, like, we're still eating the crumbs, and you got to find someone that's worth a few hundred million.
Kyle
A few hundred million? Yeah. A little less than that, probably, but.
Jimmy
But.
Kyle
I think I could. Depends. I mean, she's probably. If she's that rich, too, it's probably going to be, like, a superstar, like you said.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
So she's obviously just going to be a smoke show, so you kind of have to.
Adam
Right?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
I just think we got to just accept defeat and come back to reality. That's probably not going to happen for us.
Kyle
Yeah, like, who's like. Like there's like. I guess the richest girls are like Kim K. Like Sydney Sweeney's probably rich.
Adam
As actually, you know what's up though, is now a lot of them are probably onlyfans chicks. God forbid I ever marry an only fans chick. Then I'm getting half that bread. If I'm gonna deal with that, I'm getting half that money. You know what I'm saying? If you're gonna date me and have an only fans, I'm coming for half the cheddar. If I gotta have my homies making jokes at night, I gotta see that. Yeah, half that shit's mine. Do you not agree with me?
Salim
I agree, but could you. Could you see yourself dating only? I mean, yeah, marrying. I mean, marrying one, like, it'd be.
Adam
Really hard, but if it's presented, there's no prenup. You think at some point get my share robber ass and move on with my life.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Double my net worth real quick.
Kyle
Would you rather date a stripper or only fans girl?
Adam
Only fans.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
It's like, I don't know if you're meeting him at the strip club too. That's probably not going to be a healthy relationship. Would you.
Kyle
Would you marry a retired stripper?
Adam
I mean, dude, if I have a connection with somebody which, like, you know.
Kyle
When you go to the strip club and you fall in love with the girl and you like, kind of think.
Adam
I've never been that guy in my life.
Kyle
Really?
Adam
Yes. Oh, maybe. Maybe when I was like 19.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
You never fell in love with the strip club, like for like a few hours.
Adam
Dude, we've all had that, homie that's been like, yo, she really with me. Yeah, Yeah. I can't lie.
Kyle
I try to be. I'm kind of that guy sometimes too.
Adam
Yeah.
Kyle
You got to believe it for a bit, right? Like, yo, I think. I think she was kind of into me. Like.
Adam
Well, yeah, you want that? Well, that's her job. They're good at that.
Kyle
They're great at it.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
There is that homie, though, that always thinks the stripper.
Adam
Yeah, it's embarrassing. She wanted me, dude. She really. We really know who that was?
Kyle
Nino.
Adam
No, Shocker, Shocker. He's the guy that's texting them for weeks on end. Yeah, it's Been two years wishing him happy birthday. It's like, dude, give it up.
Kyle
What's the ideal profession for a girl that you marry?
Adam
I don't know.
Salim
Teacher.
Adam
One, two. That's good.
Salim
Nature's nice.
Adam
That's one of the most intelligent things that's come out of your mouth, my bro.
Salim
Great.
Kyle
And then when you have children, a nurse is great because, like, who.
Adam
That I will never. Is real estate. Because then you know that that's not a real job.
Salim
And again, pounded in those houses.
Adam
That's a.
Kyle
That's.
Adam
That's what a bottle service chick does on the side.
Kyle
Every girl now that could be doing only fans or used to do be doing only fans does real estate now.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
You know what I mean? Because one, I don't know, they need to make real estate licenses harder to fucking obtain. You know, they say make podcast equipment, like, more expensive, which they probably should too. Maybe for us even, too. But real estate licenses, they need to be harder to obtain.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Because every girl that I see now that, like, just wants to do something with their life, they get into real estate.
Jimmy
I know.
Adam
And it's a real thing.
Kyle
You're not selling a house like I'm buying. I'm not buying a house with you. You're not selling my house, and I'm not buying a house with you.
Adam
You never bought a house, right? No. Do you have a real estate agent in Miami when you do rentals?
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
Are they good negotiators?
Kyle
She was good. Yeah, her name's Kim. She's like. She's like a milf.
Adam
Oh, well. So you had a good experience?
Kyle
Actually, she's like a GILF almost, right? Is she a grandma? She a grandma too? No.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
So she's a guilt. She's hot.
Adam
Okay.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
Well, you're.
Kyle
Shout out Kim. She's married, but.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Shout out Kim.
Kyle
So nurse is an ideal teacher.
Adam
Teacher's good.
Kyle
Nurse is great too, because they wear the. The slacks and like, you know, they probably kiss you goodbye, the scrubs. Like, they're kissing you goodbye going to work with their scrubs. Teacher's great.
Adam
Teachers are two things I'm never. My wife's not doing no tennis instructor.
Salim
Oh, no.
Adam
Right.
Kyle
Yeah, I could see that. What the.
Adam
I just said that's why that's not happening. My girl's not having a male tennis instructor. That shit's not gonna happen. Because every tennis instructor I know is, like, a beauty. Right. They're in good shape. They're good at tennis, so that's not gonna happen.
Kyle
Instructors are out Personal trainers.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
No. What else is a no? What's off limits when you have a wife for her to do?
Salim
Off limits.
Kyle
You. Selim would be very. What?
Adam
Bring out that inner Tate.
Salim
Do I what?
Jimmy
No.
Kyle
You'd have a long list for sure. Yeah.
Salim
I mean it wouldn't be crazy.
Adam
It just.
Salim
I'd be on watch. So I'll be on watch. You gotta watch.
Kyle
What?
Salim
You gotta watch. You gotta observe.
Adam
Have you let a girl ever have your location because that you lose a relationship the moment you let that happen?
Kyle
You can never let the girl. Yeah. Once you let the girl have your.
Adam
Location, are you screwed?
Kyle
I'm pretty good at swindling out of it for me too.
Adam
It's just like it up a couple times.
Kyle
I've never think so, bro.
Adam
Has a girl gone through your phone?
Kyle
Yes. Not by choice.
Adam
Okay. By choice is just as bad.
Kyle
Never opened. I was usually sleeping.
Adam
Oh, they did that to you?
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
This sleep scan.
Kyle
Sleep scan.
Adam
And you woke up getting strangled or. What happened?
Kyle
No, plotting. Plotting on it for weeks.
Adam
Really?
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
So she'd been doing it and continuing to fake the relationship.
Kyle
Not fake. But yeah.
Adam
Can only imagine what she saw a long time ago.
Kyle
That was a long time ago though. Halloween's coming up. Are we gonna do anything for Halloween this year?
Adam
We don't know.
Salim
We didn't really seem that hyped up.
Adam
We didn't.
Kyle
We didn't do Halloween last year. Really, did we? Did you?
Adam
I don't even remember.
Kyle
Any costume ideas?
Adam
Nah, I don't even. Dude, I'm at a different level. Like I'm focusing on a relationship and a family. I'm not worried about Halloween costumes and Sunday shit.
Kyle
Really?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
You want to start a family maybe?
Adam
No. I'll be in a costume out on Halloween.
Kyle
Buzz Lightyear.
Adam
I'll bring back Buzz Lightyear. That was a good one for me.
Kyle
You and Gabe should be Woody.
Adam
Yeah, he could be Mr. Potato Head.
Kyle
Speaking of rich girls. Elon Musk. Just officially. I think his net worth was like officially got to over $500 billion.
Adam
Who veri that?
Kyle
I don't know. I saw it on the news. Who knows if it's true? But what would you do? Like, what's the first thing you would do if Musk just hit you up and said yo, by the way, that pod you did me and you did that like three years ago. It was amazing. Here's a billion. What's the first thing you would do with a billion dollars right now?
Adam
Take care of my homies. First thing I'm doing. I Don't know what you guys are doing, but each one of my family members getting probably 100 grand.
Jimmy
That's it.
Adam
Throw you 10, slim 10. And then, yeah, none of you talk to me anymore. I'm moving on.
Kyle
100 grand.
Adam
No, no, my family. I'll give me probably like 10 million.
Kyle
Okay. Besides giving back, like, what's.
Adam
Because I just want to see. Like, I don't say it, but, like, some. Some people. Gabe called you cheap. So I was just curious, like, what would you do? How much would you give your homies?
Kyle
I mean, at least a mill each.
Adam
The homies.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
Okay.
Kyle
A billion dollars.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah, that's a thousand million, right?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Okay.
Kyle
Yeah, that's.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
I don't know. I don't know. I would definitely fucking fall off the face of the earth.
Kyle
You think? Yeah, I mean, you'd probably. You'd party for sure, though, for the.
Adam
First month or two after you do.
Kyle
Your giving back and your philanthropy. You're booking, you're grabbing a jet horse somewhere.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And where are you going? Probably, like, eventually you're gonna celebrate a mafi coast.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Dana's gonna be there, and I'm gonna get a yacht that is two times the size of his. If Leo's there, I'm gonna have a bigger one and just flex for a week. Honestly, maybe just spend all of it and go on a run. Yeah.
Kyle
The billion dollars would be. What the hell would you do? I don't know. You just got range.
Salim
Well, I. I get back to. I mean. But now I'd probably buy a jet first thing. Probably sick jet. We could just all ride on. And I mean, if you have. Well, how many? You said a billion. Yeah. I feel like I'd be in such shock for having it. Like, what the do I do with this?
Jimmy
Right?
Adam
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think that much changes for certain people.
Salim
Doesn't.
Jimmy
Right.
Adam
Like when Elon has. When he's worth a billion and he's worth 500 billion, you think he moves that different billion?
Kyle
What else? Like, I mean, that's so much money.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Like a hundred millions, like 50 million.
Adam
How do you even have $500 billion?
Kyle
I don't know.
Adam
Like, how's that even possible?
Kyle
I don't get it.
Adam
And what is that? Like, crypto? Cash assets, everything. Like, how does that make sense?
Kyle
I wouldn't want to have that much money. That's like too much responsibility, bro. People come for you and too so much. That'd be crazy. Have you guys seen this video of Morgan Wallen. So he. When he got arrested, he. He was in the. The back of the cop.
Adam
Yeah, I've seen it.
Kyle
He was in the back of the cop car. And his song comes on in the cop car with us. I think it's Mama's House with Thomas Rhett. Comes on in the cop car. That's. That's badass.
Adam
Do you ever watch the body cam? It comes out for everybody who. Like this, which is scary. Every artist out there. But I want. Have you watched the. On Luke Bryan?
Kyle
No.
Adam
Where he like, fought, was gonna fight some other country singer. And he climbs up a gate and it's barbed wire. And he just puts his hands down on the barbed wire and jumps it and he's ready to fight this guy.
Kyle
That's crazy. Wait, wait, that's not. Isn't that. Wasn't that Zach Brian?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Oh, yeah. Zach Brian. Oh, so you did see that?
Kyle
Yeah, I thought you. Well, you said Luke.
Adam
My bad.
Kyle
Oh, yeah. What the fuck's up with Zach Brian, bro?
Adam
I don't know, but the country guys, like, actually, I think just like, don't give a fuck.
Kyle
Yeah. Do you like Zach Brian's music?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
See, that's another guy. And I'm not hating again. Super successful. Like, I know. I've seen his concerts. I heard he's amazing live too.
Adam
I think he's got pretty good music.
Kyle
I. I just don't really like his music that much.
Adam
Chicken fries. A good friend, so I support her, but. And that whole beef. But he's got good songs.
Kyle
I can't get into his music. Like, to me, I don't know if they're even comparable, but I'm sure people compare them. But like, Morgan Wallen and Zach Bryan to me is not even compared.
Adam
Those guys. Are they friends?
Kyle
I don't think so.
Adam
I feel like the country is the only lane where, like, no one gets along with each other.
Kyle
I think there's just. I think it's just friendly competition. I think Morgan Wallen's like miles better than Zach Bryan, in my opinion. But I know Zach Bryant's super successful. He fucking. His shows are insane. Guy sells out fucking.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
Huge.
Kyle
I think he did a show with like a hundred and ten thousand people.
Adam
Who just did a show in Michigan. Yeah, that was him.
Kyle
Yeah. Did you see on the thing he had the portnoy? No, I don't know if it was one urinal or all of them, but Portnoy posted it and there was a. Like the thing on the urinal? Yeah, the splash pad thing.
Adam
Yeah, there was a.
Kyle
It was a photo of Portnoy's face. Like a custom splash pad of Portnoy's face.
Adam
What the fuck?
Kyle
Yeah, but I don't know. I guess it was off a random TikTok account. So Portnoy accused him of, like, getting someone to take that video themselves and posting it on TikTok for it to go viral.
Adam
I didn't see all that, but selling out an arena with 110,000 people is insane. Crazy.
Kyle
Sell it. 110,000 people?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
I don't know, but he's beefing in that other country guy now, right, Gavin?
Adam
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
Kyle
Yeah.
Adam
I don't know what the hell's going on. I just watch these country beefs, and it's pure entertainment.
Kyle
We need more country beefs.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Zach. Brian's definitely, like. He's definitely, like, a hothead, though.
Adam
For sure. He's definitely got to be entertaining to be around. Yeah, but he's definitely a hothead guy.
Kyle
Definitely goes nose down to the table, right?
Adam
Sure, yeah.
Kyle
If you're hot. He hopped over a barbed wire fence.
Adam
Yeah.
Kyle
You can't do that if you're not on cocaine.
Adam
No way.
Kyle
Right, Right. You can't be drunk to hop over. Like, you're going to feel it if you're drunk. You're going to feel the wire if you're blowed out, I think, like, you probably wouldn't feel it.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
Like, how do you hop over a barbed wire fence?
Adam
I don't know. I watched that, and I was like, what the hell is good with this guy?
Kyle
Yeah. And that other guy's, like, huge, right?
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
All right, so what do we got going on this weekend, you guys? Oh, you're coming?
Adam
I'm coming.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Adam
What's one last time?
Kyle
You know Summit's at Live beach, right?
Jimmy
Yes.
Kyle
John Summits at Live Beach Saturday.
Adam
Oh, my God.
Kyle
We haven't stepped out in a minute. All the boys, right?
Salim
I'm excited.
Adam
Had some long nights at excess.
Kyle
Chain smokers are at Excess Saturday night.
Adam
Oh, my God.
Kyle
What?
Salim
I love the change.
Kyle
Chain smokers.
Salim
I love the change.
Adam
All right, last time, what was it?
Kyle
Merab and Merab Uncle Live parlay.
Adam
And you have 100k on it.
Kyle
I'm gonna put at least 60k. We'll see. See how I'm feeling tomorrow. I'm gonna go lock it in at the red roast.
Adam
So that's your lock?
Kyle
That's my lock.
Adam
Okay. Do you have any locks?
Salim
I think magomed Marab. I think magomed I think Magomek tkos him this time.
Adam
Salim is the fade. You're the fave God. On ufc, I think.
Salim
I think Murad by decision, and I think on Clive by tko, I think he finished him.
Adam
There you have it this time.
Salim
Fourth. Like fourth.
Adam
Durham.
Kyle
We're off to Vegas. We're off to China. We're off to Japan this weekend. We got Skip Bayless. We're about to do him on the pod. So that's going to be out next week.
Jimmy
Yeah.
Kyle
And then.
Adam
I'm excited for this.
Kyle
Yeah. We'll probably do a pod in China. I think we should do a pod out there. We'll see what happens. But we will see you guys next week.
Salim
All right.
Adam
Thank you.
Date: October 3, 2025
Hosts: Kyle, Adam, Salim, Jimmy
Network: Shots Podcast Network
In this candid, lively internal episode, the NELK Boys crew—Kyle, Adam, Salim, and Jimmy—gather to riff about major UFC news (the White House fight card featuring Conor McGregor), upcoming travel and video projects, the rise of streaming celebs, relationships, gambling, music takes, and wild hypotheticals. The guys debate UFC matchmaking drama, reflect on streaming and celebrity culture, preview their Asian travels, and offer their signature irreverent perspectives on dating, success, and money.
The hosts' language is raw, honest, banter-heavy, and hyper-relatable—a blend of locker-room humor, genuine debate, and insider stories. They riff on big sports and internet culture stories, never shying from controversial opinions, and are quick to poke fun at each other and mainstream trends.
This episode sees the NELK Boys in top form: speculating about the UFC’s mainstream breakthrough, mulling over streaming stardom, plotting global adventures, and speaking freely about women, money, and fandom. Whether you’re into MMA, influencer drama, or wild hypotheticals, the episode delivers an unfiltered look into NELK’s world—with major news, jokes, and hot takes throughout.