Nelk Boys Talk Behind the Scenes at Nelk Island and Erika Kirk Calling Out Druski!

Summary

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FULL SEND PODCAST - Nelk Boys Talk Behind the Scenes at Love Island and Erika Kirk Calling Out Druski!

Date: April 30, 2026
Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer

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Episode Overview

This episode of FULL SEND brings together the Nelk Boys and recurring friends for a wild, often hilarious group chat. The crew dives deep behind the scenes of their new "Nelk Love Island" reality show, shares wild stories from shoots and late-night benders, discusses viral internet culture, influencer antics, gambling, fighting animals, sports, and current events—including Erika Kirk’s viral reaction to Druski. Throughout, they riff on masculinity, influencer burnout, odd internet trends, and the absurdities of fame.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Behind the Scenes: Nelk Love Island

• The Production Process
  • Santa Cruz praises the "Love Island" parody, noting the high production value:
    "Congrats, boys. It was like a production, dude. Like, holy, dude, that's movie." (05:25)
  • Kyle explains filming involved 20+ hours of footage condensed into an hour, with the team on shifts to capture every moment (07:31–07:52).
  • The show is intentionally ridiculous, a raw parody not meant to be taken seriously:
    "It's not something you're supposed to take super serious too. It's Nelk Love Island, dude." – Kyle (05:41)
• Cast & Hijinks
  • Charleston emerges as a comedic favorite, with wild rants and on-set antics (07:03).
  • Freezer recounts failed attempts to film due to Salim’s all-night partying and chaos:
    "I drove out there and got the best experience ever ... Dlo wants to be maybe my full time duo on YouTube for his golf channel." (04:18)
• Party Culture in Production
  • Steiny:
    "You have to party after the video, too. And then you just are not keep it going for me." (08:58)
  • Production blurs with real-life benders; Steiny jokes about hosting but admits to frequent tardiness (09:12–09:21).

2. Influencer/Viral Internet Culture

• Looksmaxxing & Viral Stunts
  • Segment on "Dylan the Villain Latham," an influencer infamous for extreme self-modification and putting "sperm on his face" for clout.
    • Santa Cruz reflects:
      "It becomes a mixture of real and for views... that's still what you did during the day." (16:08)
    • Steiny:
      "How sustainable is this going to be? Talking about putting jizz in your face for a week and you're getting a lot of views, then what are you going to do?" (17:08)
• Kick vs. Twitch Culture
  • Santa Cruz and crew debate the distinction, agreeing Kick’s community is wilder and more prone to outrageous stunts for attention (17:47–18:29).
• Influencer Burnout
  • The group talks about balancing viral content with authenticity:
    "I don't really give a. About the views. I want to do stuff that gets views, but I also want to do that I'm gonna look back on and be like, that was really fun doing this with the boys." – Santa Cruz (18:15)

3. Erika Kirk and Druski ‘Whiteface’ Controversy

• Press Tour & Response
  • Freezer introduces the viral clip where Erika Kirk laments comedians dressing in whiteface (29:10–29:40).
  • Kyle and Santa Cruz agree it’s disingenuous:
    "It's like, why would she even respond to that? That's the dumbest thing." – Kyle (29:44)
    "That whole story is just ... I don't know, man." – Kyle (30:24)
  • Santa Cruz hints at conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk’s death and the subsequent PR moves:
    "Everything, like, blended in. Makes it the weirdest situation ever." (31:41)

4. Combat Sports & Upcoming UFC Fights

• Hamzat Chimaev vs. Strickland Predictions
  • Santa Cruz:
    "I think Hamza five round decision... those odds go crazy. Throw some fucking money on Strickland. He's a beast." (25:37)
  • Jesse:
    "You're going to know after the first round. The first round's going to tell you exactly how the fight's going to go." (26:29)
• Clip Farming and Legal Trouble
  • Discussion on influencer/boxer Dean the Great getting involved in a legal grey area after a fight with a partygoer:
    "There's no, like, law to say you can, like, get full mount on somebody and just punch them 30 times. You're kind of cooked." – Santa Cruz (22:49)

5. Extreme Animal Encounters and Man vs. Wild Concepts

• Would-You-Rather: Bear vs. Shark
  • Santa Cruz shares real anecdotes about polar bear attacks, recounts regional animal attacks, and debates which animals the boys could take in hand-to-hand combat (58:26–66:27).
  • Santa Cruz:
    "Polar bears are the gnarliest things in the world ... It's going to charge all of you and kill all of you." (60:23)
• Planning Future Content
  • The crew gets hyped about doing a hunting or survival live stream, inspired by Man vs. Wild and Mantracker:
    "Man vs Wild streams though, is, that's how you market it." – Freezer (64:36)

6. Nostalgia & Gaming

• Classic Multiplayer Memories
  • Heated debate on best franchises: Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War, RuneScape, Pokémon, and more (35:26–39:15).
  • Freezer:
    "My account's probably worth like 10k. My guy's goaded." – on RuneScape (39:00)
  • Admits to quitting jobs for video game launch nights:
    "I'm not missing Black Ops 1 launch night." – Kyle (38:21)
• Old School Card & Board Games
  • Jesse gets roasted for playing Settlers and a hospital game (41:05), reminisces over Pokémon card trades gone wrong (41:35–41:57), and Yu-Gi-Oh! and Magic get brief love (42:13–42:19).

7. Health, Fitness, and Diet

• Supplements and Recovery
  • Santa Cruz and Freezer discuss the "Wolverine blend" (BPC-157, TB-500) for rapid injury recovery (24:58–25:34).
• Eating, Meal Planning
  • Arguments against fast food, especially after seeing a viral 1900-calorie burger:
    "You're gonna look like the ... the purple guy on the left after you eat that, bro." – Santa Cruz (51:13)
  • Santa Cruz hasn't eaten McDonald's in 15 years, insists on quality fuel:
    "I'm against the corn syrup in the fake bread..." (51:48)
• Body Goals
  • Kyle:
    "Being on a meat, being on a meal plan ... that's how you get shredded." (52:31)
  • Bet to hit 10% body fat by his birthday, discussed hormone testing (53:08–53:36).
  • Side challenge: 100 pushups a day bet, stories about pain and pumping each other up (54:41–55:12).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Love Island Filming:
  "No one said his name right the whole series, dude." – Kyle, on castmate Charleston (06:55)
• On "Looksmaxxing":
  "Do you think so, Santa Cruz? Is he being. Is he being for real? You think so?" – Kyle (16:03)
• On Influencer Burnout:
  "I don't really give a. About the views. I want to do stuff that gets views, but I also want to do that I'm gonna look back on and be like, that was really fun doing this with the boys." – Santa Cruz (18:15)
• On Viral Outrage:
  "Whiteface is not the same as blackface... why would she even respond to that?" – Kyle (29:39)
• On Survival:
  "Polar bears are the gnarliest things in the world. ... It's going to charge all of you and kill all of you." – Santa Cruz (60:23)
• On Body Fat Goals:
  "Being on a meat, being on a meal plan, and knowing exactly how much you're supposed to eat every day, that's how you get shredded." – Kyle (52:31)

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Important Timestamps

• Nelks Love Island BTS & Cast Stories: 05:25–08:00
• Party Culture in YouTube Production: 06:17–09:21
• Looksmaxxing Segment (Dylan the Villain): 14:44–18:33
• Erika Kirk & Whiteface Reaction: 29:10–30:29
• Santa Cruz UFC Predictions & Bounties: 25:37–27:15
• Carnivore Diet, Meal Prep & Cutting Body Fat: 52:10–53:36
• Animal Combat/Survival & Man vs. Wild Bit: 58:26–66:36
• Old-School Gaming & Nostalgia: 35:26–39:15
• Hunting/Survival Stream Planning: 56:18–58:39

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Bonus: Wild/Ridiculous Highlights

• “Injecting sperm for clout”: The panel’s collective disbelief at this viral influencer practice is a running gag (16:41–17:42).
• Debate: Bear vs. Shark Fear: Unanimous agreement sharks are worse:
  "That's my biggest fear." – Kyle (59:56)
• Prom with Brecky Hill:
  "Imagine I bring an 18 year old bird to prom." – Freezer laughs about the viral TikTok pairing (42:43)
• Parents Who Party with Teens:
  "There's a fine line from being the cool parent that'll fucking hang or being the weird parent..." (45:23)
• Best Pokémon Debate:
  "Lugia's sauce, bro. Who's your favorite Pokémon?" (41:31)
• Would-You-Rather Animal Fights:
  "You could potentially get one in a rear naked choke, I think." – Kyle on chimps (63:57)

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Conclusion

This episode is peak Nelk Boys: wild, honest, irreverent, and way off the rails. From dissecting viral influencer stunts to raw details of their reality show and relatable debates over fast food and gaming, the group mixes absurd humor with moments of sharp cultural commentary. The tone is rowdy, blunt, and bro-heavy—with enough behind-the-scenes and viral talk to satisfy diehard fans and bring newcomers up to speed.

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Transcript

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[Jesse]

how's it going, boys?

[Kyle]

How was the weekend?

[Jesse]

Same. Just working. It's good.

[Freezer]

Lobby canceled on our match because he was a racked lemur.

[Kyle]

What happened with that, bro?

[Freezer]

I don't know, guys. Stayed up all night. Johnny. Johnny. My filmers here might have to come tell the story. He stayed on his couch. Was he up all night?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. Oh, that's. Oh, Johnny was with Salim. Let's. Let's get this on the pod.

[Freezer]

Johnny, come here.

[Jesse]

Told him I wouldn't tell anyone.

[Freezer]

He said he Told him he wouldn't tell anyone. No, that's Saleem, though, bro.

[Kyle]

So this is. I hate to on Salim, but this is Saleem for full send golf. Full send golf operations. He's been kind of saying, like, yo, freezer never comes out for a video anymore and shit. So Freezer drives four hours from Tampa to film two videos, and then we film with dlo.

[Freezer]

Salim would have lost a lot of money.

[Kyle]

Salim lets DLO film the first nine holes for his channel. So it's like, okay, I mean, sure, we're doing whatever. Obviously, let DLO. And then we get rained on hole number 10. So we. We didn't get a video for full send golf. And then we're supposed to film the next day, and Salim just gets absolutely bundled solo ripped.

[Freezer]

Like, me and Gunnar get ripped at, like, our hotel. Like, we're ripping the mini bar drinks. Like, we didn't go out anywhere. And I'm like. He calls me late, and I'm like, this is not gonna end well. You just know with Lami. He starts calling, and I'm getting texts throughout the night. Goes, it's not happening.

[Kyle]

I'm like, he called me at 9pm calling me a beast hammered. He's like, yo, I just want to say you're a beast, bro. You inspire me. And I was like, oh. I was like, bro, I was like, I love you too. Like, get some rest. We gotta film tomorrow. And then I wake up and I'm getting texts. I'm getting texts at 6:30am so he's still up. And I'm like, oh, my God, bro, did you sleep? He's like, nah, dude, listen to this

[Freezer]

impersonation of Saleem at the dinner after the match, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

He's.

[Freezer]

He's going at the table. He's obviously got the company card. He's like, you guys like Caesar salads? You guys like ribeyes, burgers, wings?

[Kyle]

He's like, no, he did not have the company card.

[Freezer]

Did he not?

[Santa Cruz]

No.

[Kyle]

He called us and said, is this dinner. Is this dinner on Nelk? I'm like, no, we didn't even get a video, bro. We literally went 0 for 2 on videos.

[Freezer]

And then he took, I think, 12 tequila shots. He's in Trump's restaurant just blowing smoke out of his vape. In. In the restaurant.

[Jesse]

Like, you gotta still get the work done.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you can't justify that accounting expense.

[Jesse]

Get the work done. Get lit it.

[Kyle]

So Freezer drove out here. No. Zero videos done, right?

[Freezer]

Nah, I drove out there and got the best experience ever. Dlo's the man. No, I walked away with a vid, a great video with dlo and Dilo wants to be maybe my full time duo on YouTube for his golf channel. So we're gonna be playing NBA players and stuff. Might be going to Puerto Rico with him in like a week. Four seasons. We hit it off, bro. He's the man. Our energy was there.

[Kyle]

Dlo's really cool.

[Freezer]

It was sick.

[Jesse]

You also hit a millionaire.

[Freezer]

Hit a Millie. Yes, sir. Finally.

[Santa Cruz]

Years ago.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah. Good, bro.

[Freezer]

I just walked into the studio and these two blonde chicks were in here with a Millie sign. I'm like, who the. Who the are these? Send me that.

[Jesse]

You see my comment on that? The day, the day, literally the day you got your mill. It was the day I lost my milk. No, I l I literally went to 999.

[Freezer]

You might have to go purchase a couple.

[Jesse]

Oh, nine, nine.

[Freezer]

Send a couple Pakistan bots over.

[Santa Cruz]

So you guys launched the Nelk Love Island. I watched it last night with my wife. Congrats, boys. It was like a production, dude. Like, holy, dude, that's movie.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's doing really well. You never know how shit's gonna do nowadays too, right? With the Internet.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, you never know.

[Kyle]

But it's nice to see people actually liking it. It's not something you're supposed to take super serious too. It's now Glove island, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

It's so funny, bro. And Suresh walked out.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Steiny]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

I mean, we shot like pick chicks up. Like, bro, like, it was so weird, bro. It was so funny.

[Kyle]

It was a pretty crazy week. What do we. I think it was four days in a row. It started off. First day was like a little chill. I went into it saying like, yo, I'm not gonna try to drink for this whole thing. And then by day two, it was just the absolute bender. Steini went a little harder than me.

[Jesse]

Like, got lit.

[Kyle]

No, Steiny just keeps going after the cameras are off.

[Freezer]

I that's what I said last night. It's a good thing I wasn't there because I would have got torched by clippers.

[Kyle]

You would have been, Fraser.

[Steiny]

You can't really do them, so.

[Freezer]

Dude, no shot I could do. I would have been. I knew it was not a good idea to pull up to that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you would have been for sure.

[Steiny]

I think those videos, it's. It's interesting because, like, you don't know how people are going to react when you're like. Like five years ago, we could do that easily. And it'd be crazy when we're partying. But when you're, like, in your 30s a little bit. That's why you got to add in, like, the turban dude, Suresh. And then Charleston, you kept on calling him Shakur.

[Kyle]

No one said his name right the whole series, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

It was like, I'm like, what?

[Kyle]

You know, he got called Shakur, so Savar everything.

[Santa Cruz]

So, dude, him and Charleston going back and forth is so funny. And Charleston, just hilarious, bro. Like, I've seen a lot of clips of him and then, like, seeing him more in, like, long form when he's going on this rant, but his dick being the biggest in the house and just, like, walking around, and you can see, like, the video crew, like, trying to capture him as he's walking around the house. Because, like, you know, when black people get really stoked, they move around a lot, their movement increases, and they're trying to, like, get the shot. And he's just fucking everywhere around, like, your little villa or whatever. So funny.

[Kyle]

That one episode was 20 hours of footage scaled down to an hour because we were rolling cameras the entire time. So it took. It took a minute throughout the night

[Jesse]

because, like, happens, like, when you're going to bed, everything.

[Kyle]

So I was.

[Jesse]

Did you guys have to do shifts with, like, production? Like, someone had to, like, run.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jesse]

Wow. It's like a legit reality show. That's crazy.

[Freezer]

Was it more of a bender than hole in 1 4G?

[Steiny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Not for me. Not for me. What new things?

[Freezer]

Well, it's pretty hard to beat my hole in one performance.

[Kyle]

You guys got to see this video of Jimmy Gambles. Jimmy went with Steiny to 11. But say, I mean, Steinie can. Jimmy Gambles. Just can't even fucking hang anymore, bro.

[Freezer]

Jimmy can't do a lot of now.

[Kyle]

He gets too lit. You got to see this clip, bro. He wasn't even in Love Island. Like, he was drinking pretty much for no reason. This clip is insane. He shows up to the set, goes to 11 with Steiny. He's. I wake up, he's on my couch.

[Steiny]

He goes to 11 in basketball shorts and a stained, like, full send hoodie from probably 2021.

[Jesse]

That's kind of drip, though.

[Steiny]

But then, like, you bring strippers around him, and he just, like, starts making it rain. Like, it was fun as.

[Jesse]

So was going to 11 part of the episode, though. Like, did, like, the cast or he

[Santa Cruz]

just side quest, bro. Yeah.

[Jesse]

Holy.

[Steiny]

But, bro, I swear, when you get in that mindset, you just. You have to party after the video, too. And then you just are not keep it going for me. And it helps me, I guess.

[Kyle]

Well, that's why you barely show up to set day two.

[Steiny]

Yeah, but just a few hours.

[Kyle]

Tardy Steiny wanted to be the host of the show too. It's like, why didn't you let me be the host? It's like, bro, you showed up six hours every day.

[Steiny]

I had a girlfriend.

[Freezer]

Yeah, I said that too. That would not have worked out at all.

[Jesse]

Oh my God, the shirt.

[Santa Cruz]

That is quite a fit.

[Freezer]

No. Is that a spiel bar?

[Jesse]

I thought that was one of those mini hot dogs.

[Santa Cruz]

Dude, that is not locked in and

[Freezer]

modified the candy hot dogs. He's ripping up Beijing ac.

[Kyle]

Dude, taking the. I don't know if that's sweat or beer above Mickey Mouse's ear. Oh, look at Haney. Look at Haney trying to help him.

[Jesse]

Bro, Haney is jacked.

[Kyle]

What the.

[Jesse]

Yeah, but I can't lie. We've all been here. I've been.

[Steiny]

I don't think I've been there.

[Kyle]

No. Jimmy's on a different level. Jesse.

[Steiny]

Yeah, he couldn't say a word.

[Jesse]

Dude, how many times we go to parties and I'm covered in booze and doing that sure.

[Freezer]

Old Jesse vibes. Whereas that's like how I get.

[Kyle]

You could tell when freezer's hammered. He's a little cross eyed and there's just. It's like, oh, bro, this guy's. This guy could kill me right now.

[Jesse]

Oh, the classic backy. There we go. Backy tech.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Freezer]

Little filter rip. That's gotta be good. Filter sinks for gambles.

[Jesse]

Wake up with COVID

[Freezer]

Filter darts by gambles.

[Kyle]

Insane. Now the. The next episode's even crazier too. Charleston just. He, he. Him and this big black guy, like really get into it. Charleston brought some like a type of weapon on set. We didn't even know that he had it on him.

[Steiny]

Eat a few weapons.

[Kyle]

Yeah. People might think it's like scripted, but we didn't even know. We didn't even know about this. Episode one was kind of a warm up.

[Jesse]

Is it like you do it kind of like Jersey's thing? Like it's like you do episodes of it?

[Kyle]

Yeah, we filmed three episodes.

[Jesse]

Oh. So the thing that's up right now is not just like.

[Kyle]

It's just episode one.

[Jesse]

Wow, that's.

[Steiny]

Yeah, it gets way crazy.

[Freezer]

We did.

[Kyle]

We did Bachelor back in the day and we made it. We made it one video. But with Love island since the. The style of Love island is more raw, right? Like Love island does like 50 episodes a season. So we're also parodying the editing style so it's. You can leave it raw and longer. So we're like, yo, making this one video. Like, let's make it like Love Island. We could have. If we shot for a week, we could have done a whole season. I kind of regret not doing that now.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, it's like an hour long. The first. The first episode. It's good too.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, it's nice because we shoot for four days too and get three videos.

[Santa Cruz]

Kyle. Love filming that one, dude. Just playing both side, bro. That was the fucking funniest clip. I actually saw the whole thing, dude. He's like, yeah, I'm for the boys. And he goes in to the chicks thing. He's like, oh, I'm here for the girls. Also my trailers right here.

[Kyle]

It's like, bro, we all had some fun. Let's just say that it's funny how

[Jesse]

you get deeper into production and it's like that, like you realize that like you just said is you can spend more money and do more pre pro. But like, like, even shows that are full seasons, they shoot in like three weeks, you know, I mean, it's just like you just shoot nonstop 6am to 10pm and like stack, stack, stack. So you can spend 100 grand a day if you're like getting that much, you know.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Kick is hitting us up already and they're saying, yo, this, this should have been done on a live stream. So I. Pretty far, I think we made maybe. Maybe we'll see. Maybe upon the finale, we might time it with no Glove Island Live too.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh, you can do the reunion. You know, Love island does the reunions and there's Find me a role where

[Freezer]

I don't have to wheel. Just give me bartender or bro, I'll.

[Jesse]

I can wheel. I'm single as.

[Kyle]

You could do the reunion on. On the live stream.

[Steiny]

I think it's almost better on YouTube. All these. A lot of creators do these love shows now and I think about.

[Kyle]

Yeah, production.

[Steiny]

No, I know. Well, I was gonna say like, oh, yeah. People message me though, and they're like, other YouTubers are like, dude, I want to do videos like this. And then they have no idea how much money it costs.

[Kyle]

The production would look sick on a live stream though too, because we wouldn't just be rolling around with a vlog camera. Like, you would still be cutting around. Right? But it would still look like Love island, except it would be live.

[Steiny]

How many cameras, though?

[Jesse]

Can you switch cameras on a live stream?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you can switch it. It's a little tough with the audio, but we could figure it out. We got a good team. You could figure anything out real quick, though.

[Steiny]

Just curious because, like, when you're doing it on YouTube, there's what, how many cameras?

[Kyle]

I don't know offhand how many we had, but we had like 15 to 20 probably.

[Steiny]

So you have 15 to 20. If it's like on.

[Santa Cruz]

In.

[Steiny]

In the. In the production room, Ozzy or whatever would be like, yo, cut to these two, cut to those two. So you know where to pick up. Like on the live stream, it'd be like, holy. Where do you focus?

[Kyle]

Well, it's. It's the same thing.

[Santa Cruz]

You're.

[Kyle]

You're listening. You're listening in and you're kind of just like, you. You look at all the screens and you could see like, oh, Charleston's talking to Gracie. Like, let's go listen into that. And then Bear, you listen into that. So it could be cool. Yeah. This is what the control room looked like.

[Santa Cruz]

It's wild. Well, definitely.

[Kyle]

We'll probably run this back too. I feel like there's so many angles to this too. Like Santa Cruz. How about that guy you've been talking to that's like. Is he a looks maxer?

[Santa Cruz]

Dylan Latham, the Dylan? Well, he wants to be addressed as Dylan the villain Latham. Now.

[Kyle]

What's good with that guy? Is he like, oh, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

So I've known this kid for years, bro, and honestly, I still am a fan of like, his story. He. He made like, his brand, his like, sea salt spray brand out of like, a shitty town in Virginia. Mechanicsville, Virginia. So I would talk to him back in the day, just little, like, entrepreneurial advice, you know, like, and he was like, blowing up. He was one of the OG looks maxers and his. He went. He got all this, like, legal with his family. They were trying to, like, take his business. They did basically, allegedly, like, take one of his businesses and domains. Anyway, I was like, helping him, like, through all that and like, navigate it. And me and my family. Yeah, dude, that's fucked up shit. And me and my boys were like, fans. This dude. We're like, dude, this kid's like, making it out of Mechanicsville. He has his brand probably doing, you know, deep six figures on Amazon of this brand. So I was like, a fan. I still am. But he. I mean, roll the clip. Dylan has kind of. He's a little out there right now,

[Freezer]

but he puts sperm on his face.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

Let's see what he's saying here. This is the new looks maxing trend. Listen, you know, you know like a

[Freezer]

sperm bank, how you go and like you donate.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh no. So you can also take it and you can inject it in your face.

[Freezer]

So like my under eyes are like

[Santa Cruz]

terra chatted now because I just injected in my face and it's just like an absolute mug.

[Freezer]

Yeah. This kid's gotta hang him up and take a lap.

[Kyle]

Do you think so, Santa Cruz? Is he being. Is he being for real? You think so?

[Santa Cruz]

The crazy thing with like somebody like this and I feel like a lot of influencers nowadays in this like kick streaming space do this, it becomes a mixture of real and for views.

[Freezer]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

The problem is what I was telling him as I was like, well, he's like, this is getting me giga viral. And on this like therapy session I had with him, I'm like, but brother, that's still what you did during the day. So like if in a day I inject sperm in my face and then my girl is telling me I'm gay, it doesn't matter if I'm like, this is getting a lot of views. It's still what you did during the day.

[Jesse]

It's. It's still your life. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Saying you injected sperm on your face while wearing makeup is.

[Jesse]

Wait, but what do you mean? Like put it on? Injected with a needle into his skin.

[Santa Cruz]

He went and it looked like he got like injections. We were gonna do this therapy session the day before and he was like, I can't see. Like I'm wandering around Brickle. Like I got injections in my eyes. I'm like, okay.

[Jesse]

Is that why it's all red?

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

No, he put makeup on too.

[Santa Cruz]

No. Yeah, he puts makeup on. A lot of those looks maxers wear makeup.

[Steiny]

Well, bro, it's not only that. Like, how sustainable is this going to be? Talking about putting jizz in your face for a week and you're getting a lot of views, then what are you going to do?

[Kyle]

Week three, you can't have any real guy friends in your life if you wear makeup or paint your nails.

[Santa Cruz]

No, he and I don't think he has a lot of guy friends. And I'm still here for the dude if he wants to come out and like lock in and stuff. But it's like, I don't know, man. You guys are the same way. Like, my friends won't play this shit. Like if he's chilling at my house and he's like, no, like, you guys got to try the sperm method. Like, I don't know Someone might backhand him. I don't want that to happen.

[Steiny]

So is it kind of funny how you can tell right away, like, who's a kick streamer and who's a twitch streamer?

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The communities are.

[Kyle]

It's true.

[Santa Cruz]

It's crazy, bro. People just do anything for the views, right? And it's like, I do. I mean, I feel. You guys feel it. You guys are influencers. There's a lot of ideas. Well, but there's ideas that you have where you're like, this would get a lot of views, and sometimes you have to adapt them or scale them back and just do something that's, like, actually fun. I mean, like, you were just saying with the Love island thing you filmed. The cool thing about that is you're gonna watch that back when you're older, and it's gonna be fun to watch back. Like, that's what I think about now with content. Like, I don't really give a. About the views. I want to do stuff that gets views, but I also want to do that I'm gonna look back on and be like, that was really fun doing this with the boys. Whatever it is, 100% or whatever the it is, you know, I mean, Kyle, that was our.

[Jesse]

Our rule, right? Like, make sure the boys, they get sick.

[Kyle]

Agreed.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh, he was wearing the. He was wearing the shoulder pads, too. Have you seen this? These look Smacker dudes put in shoulder pads.

[Jesse]

Oh. Like, under his. Under his shirt kind of thing.

[Freezer]

Dude. They put pads up here so they look like they're meat necks, but they're tiny.

[Kyle]

That's crazy. A bird takes your shirt off and you're rocking ccm. A CCM chest protector, bro.

[Freezer]

So you were in hockey pads out

[Santa Cruz]

at live, and then, you know, then you get the Save the height boosters. You have the shoulder pads. You have makeup on.

[Jesse]

Dude's got on Sherwood elbow pads

[Santa Cruz]

with

[Freezer]

a long sleeve on.

[Santa Cruz]

It's cook, dude. But you know what I think a lot of this is, dude? It's young guys trying to figure out the female psychology, but from the perspective of young guys. So it's not, like, real. Like, they think their life is over if they're short or whatever. And it's like, bro, like, sure, you. You're probably not gonna, like, score, like, the volleyball team or the chicks basketball team, but, like, you can still get chicks and, like, go talk to some chicks and see what they say. They're just talking to other young dudes. It's like an echo chamber. It's.

[Jesse]

Yeah. Talking to Other dudes putting sperm on your face. Nothing is sick about Gabe.

[Freezer]

Just chirp Steiny in chat he said that I'm the gay one. Lol. This guy is next level. Steiny probably likes the normal way on his face.

[Santa Cruz]

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[Kyle]

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[Jesse]

My name is David Goss and I'm

[Kyle]

joined by my co host Megan Kleinenberg. And now we're giving people an inside

[Santa Cruz]

look at the World Cup.

[Kyle]

Time's ticking.

[Santa Cruz]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Jesse]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Santa Cruz]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil

[Kyle]

comes with its pressures.

[Jesse]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Santa Cruz]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Heno. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Steiny]

There's two things you know about that guy. He screams on kick and he probably lives on Brickle.

[Santa Cruz]

Love the normal way.

[Steiny]

Oh, you're disgusting.

[Santa Cruz]

He does live in Brickle, but you know, I try to not completely throw people away. I'm hoping he can like lock back in and you know, I got, I got hope for him, but the rage

[Freezer]

baiting and shit just gone too far, bro. All, it's just all these bits that are so insane. Like, yeah, it's all just clip farming now. It's fucked.

[Kyle]

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[Jesse]

Yeah. Did you guys see that guy that got beat up by. I forget his name, One of the boxers on Jake Paul's. Did you guys see that? It was like some clip. Some guy got like black guys and. And he was like, oh, like, he just beat me up. The guy who got, like, elbowed slapped the black guy. I forget his name.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I. I saw Dean the Great protecting baby alien.

[Santa Cruz]

Dean the Great can kind of scrap, bro. I don't really know him. And like, kind of talk. Yeah. Like, there was a video of Dean the Great recently. Some dude was, like, agonizing him at a party, following him around, and Dean the Great, like, drops him and beats him.

[Jesse]

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. And everyone's like, it's like, so the

[Santa Cruz]

problem is, bro, like, you're in like, legal hell because you can't like, drop somebody, then get on top of them and start punching them over and over and over again. Like, you might be legally allowed to, like, hit them once to, like, defend your space in that context. But you're. There's no, like, law to say you can, like, get full mount on somebody and just punch them 30 times. You're kind of cooked.

[Jesse]

Yeah. Like, the threat's gone and he's already like, he's still committing a crime kind of thing. But that guy was. That's what pissed me off with that clip, is the guy wants to play, like, victim. But then he's just like. He's literally saying he's with him for like two hours and then being like, dude, I'm just trying to get. I'm good. I'm trying to get clips or I'm clip farming or whatever the. And you're like, dude, if someone was in my face that close with me for two hours, like, you're eventually gonna be like, bro, I've told you 10 times, like, yeah, get out of my face.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. You can't be at a fan, in a way of what Dean the Great did. Like, I think that's the way society should be, in a way. But it's like, you're. You're cooked if you do that. Somebody. Yeah, bro, this weekend tore my acl. I was so bummed, bro. I gotta get the surgery. It's gonna be weeks. I'm like, whatever. But then you do think of, like, other people are going through. Yeah, it does Help put it in perspective.

[Steiny]

You're like, how'd you tear your acl?

[Santa Cruz]

Jiu Jitsu tournament.

[Steiny]

Oh my God.

[Santa Cruz]

Did a jitsu tournament this weekend up my knee and then got imaging done and. Yeah, but you know what, dude, I was bummed about it. I was bitching to my wife and I was like, oh my God, I got gotta reschedule this and it's the beginning of the summer. But bro, I have the best people here. The dude that does like all the Chargers players, then I got a stem cell guy who did like Kelly Slater and you know, so it's like, I'll be fine. It'll be fine.

[Jesse]

Dude, do you know how many people don't have access to that?

[Santa Cruz]

Oh yeah, dude, I'm ripping bp. I already am. I have my.

[Freezer]

You gotta get that Wolverine blend going, baby.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm on all that, bro. All that. I've. I have like the best doc. I have like this trio of doctors and it's like, you know, it is what it is, dude. I'm gonna.

[Freezer]

Dude, I've noticed the Wolverine blend is so legit. Like even I do it in my shoulder every day from. And I up my shoulder from benching and. And it, it's like basically gone now. It's crazy.

[Santa Cruz]

It's.

[Jesse]

What is an injection?

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. BTC157 and TB500 combined as the Wolverine blend. You can, you, you can use them. Isolated BPC has some amazing. You know, a lot of the evidence is anecdotal because as far as human trials go, it's a bit difficult to study. But I've had doctors on my podcast that are like, bro, if you get an injury slam BPC, yeah. TB500, like you just inject it yourself. Yeah, yeah. Jesse, you were saying you have knee issues, bro. Let me, I'll help you out, bro. I've got the best people in the world and they're all in this area

[Freezer]

in like two weeks. Probably be fucking like whoa, holy fuck.

[Jesse]

For sure.

[Santa Cruz]

So it is what it is. But yeah, having perspective in life is a good thing.

[Kyle]

What's your guys predictions for how the fight ends for Hamza Strickland?

[Santa Cruz]

Fortunately, I got it. Well, not unfortunately, but I think Hamza five round decision and I think a lot of people are kind of bummed and give him anger again, just like the Drekus fight. Now if the odds start to go, I think above plus 450 for Strickland, I really don't mind throwing down a good amount of money on Strickland I think a lot of people underestimate his defensive grappling and just what he can do on the feet, you know. So it's. It's really tough to bet against Hamzat's game plan and strategy in terms of his grappling. But yeah, I do see Hamza. Five round decision. But again, those odds go crazy. Throw some fucking money on Strickland. He's a beast.

[Jesse]

I mean, they're totally different fighters, but look at how many people voted him out against it. Adesanya. So I'm just like.

[Santa Cruz]

I just.

[Jesse]

I feel like it's so up in the air. You're going to know after the first round. The first round's going to tell you exactly how the fight's going to go.

[Santa Cruz]

Plus 400 maybe. You know, I'm looking at that odd right there, but you know, that's what Strickland is.

[Jesse]

Plus 400.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, that's. And it's just. It just goes to how dangerous Hamzad is, bro. I mean, Hamza has put a bounty on his head at his training camp to say like any Olympic level wrestlers that can come like me up, basically, he put a bounty on his own head. And I don't think anybody's really him up and training, so.

[Kyle]

Wow, he did that.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, some fighters will do that, bro. They'll put like, they'll bring people into Spar and they'll say, hey, like with Ilia, they'll be like, if you knock out Ilya, we'll give you $10,000. Like when they're really trying to get those rounds in for like a high level fight, they'll put bounties on their own.

[Kyle]

That's insane. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be. That's gonna be a.

[Jesse]

That's sauce as. That's like the ultimate no. And no one takes the bet is

[Santa Cruz]

like, Ilya was just. Did you see the video of Ilya with his sparring partner? Him up and Ilya's like just piecing up and the guy says, like, can we go softer or something? Like, Ilya goes hard, bro.

[Jesse]

His opponent has the headgear on too, which is interesting. But he's just like, he's not even worried.

[Kyle]

Ray J says he slept with 11.5000 women. Do we believe this?

[Freezer]

What is buddy adding a tally mark to a whiteboard every time or what?

[Jesse]

How do you keep track at that point?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you gotta stop counting your kills after like 20 or something.

[Freezer]

Yeah, dude, he's got a Frenchie.

[Kyle]

There was a point where we all counted Right. Like, you're counting kills, but they're on your fingers. Guy kept going after triple digits.

[Freezer]

Guy has a Excel spread, Doc. Holy, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Dude, that means 45 of STDs. All right, let's do the math then. What's the chance to 45? He said he slept with 11, 000.

[Kyle]

How many kills you have to get?

[Freezer]

How many guys boning twice a day?

[Jesse]

Yeah, one every four days or something.

[Kyle]

You got to be ripping orgies to do that, too.

[Freezer]

Oh, yeah, just banging out ten in one shift.

[Kyle]

Yeah, exactly.

[Santa Cruz]

Blues up there, that's saying 31 per month. Like from age 15 to where he is now.

[Kyle]

It's a lot of sex, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

That's like, you need help, bro. That's not like. That's not. That's some weird, like, demonic energy at that point, I think, like, go have your fun. Whatever your Ray J.

[Kyle]

But a different chick, too. That's not the same chick, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

You're getting STDs. Like, you're. You have, like, a doctor on speed dub. Just like I have a stem cell guy on Speed down now. This dude has, like, a chlamydia guy.

[Kyle]

I don't believe that. He's definitely capping, bro.

[Jesse]

Yeah, yeah, that's Molly.

[Freezer]

Pull that clip up asap. Or one of you boys of fucking. Erica Kirk just addressed the Drew Ski Skip boys.

[Santa Cruz]

No way.

[Freezer]

Yeah, pull that shit up right now. Let's get this serious and shit way. Erica Kirk fucking quoted. I got people comedians dressing up as white face.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Freezer]

Jew Ski is probably sitting there geeking, but he's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's laughing for sure, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

Whiteface is not the same as blackface. When, like, other people are like, well, I'm going to do blackface.

[Kyle]

It's like, why would she even respond to that? That's the dumbest thing.

[Santa Cruz]

That's crazy.

[Kyle]

Every morning I wake up to a new headline lying about me. I have comedians dressing up in white face. I have people saying I'm not fit to be CEO. And I have Candace Owens claiming I murdered my husband. And the list goes on and on, on and on, man. I can't watch this. I don't know. It's just. Something's off.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, something.

[Freezer]

Something's off for sure, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

What the has happened with people's, like, sense of humor?

[Kyle]

It gives me the creeps a little bit.

[Freezer]

It does, too, bro.

[Kyle]

That whole. That whole story is just. I don't know, man.

[Santa Cruz]

You know? You know, just trust your gut, dude. There's some weird, weird with that, bro. The whole Charlie Kirk thing. Erica Kirk thing. I don't know exactly what it was. I don't think any of us do. But we know that the story was not the official story, and the events that happened after it are extremely suspicious. It's weird.

[Jesse]

What do you mean, though? I'm so out of the loop on it.

[Santa Cruz]

So if I was assassinated and then my wife went on a press tour very shortly after, that would be extremely strange. So let's not even get into conspiracy. Let's just get into facts. Like, that's what happened, you know, on stage with sparklers, and that did happen. We're not even getting into conspiracies now. So that would be extremely strange for a human being to do.

[Jesse]

Okay, so to play devil's advocate on it, though, like, just to figure it out, like, you're like, oh, he had such a big voice. I'm gonna, like, keep his voice alive, so I'm gonna, like. Or, like, celebrate his life. But then I agree. It kind of went to, like, what is the actual motive here? Because that would be. That was my first thought when the first thing happened. You know, I mean, just like.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, just. I think everything, like, blended in. Makes it the weirdest situation ever. I mean, you go through the stuff with the actual shooting of Charlie, the guy going up on the roof, assembling his gun, going down, disassembling it, reassembling it, hiding it in the woods. Okay. And then you just get into sort of the aftermath of Erica Kirk. All this weird stuff. It's too much weirdness. You know, we'll watch a documentary on it in, like, 20 years that breaks it down. Down. I'm sure just like the jfk. You know, there's some weird.

[Kyle]

I mean, it's just.

[Freezer]

Ah.

[Kyle]

There's something about her that's off, too.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Even just watching that clip, I don't know, it's just. I don't know.

[Freezer]

Something the CEO spew. It's like a villain in a movie.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly it. Freezer. It feels like you're watching a villain.

[Freezer]

Yeah. Impossible villain dressed in all black. What the. Is that fit?

[Kyle]

The difference between Charlie Kirk and, like, Candace Owens or, like, a Tucker Carlson is Charlie Kirk ran Turning Point usa. So he. He directly had an impact on, like, votes. Because even with us, I don't know if you guys saw. We did our whole send the vote thing where we were encouraging young people to sign up to vote. Turning Point USA was behind that. So that was like, Charlie Kirk's strategy of, like, you know, starting send the vote and then also getting people like us to, like, help. You know, he was promoting a strategist behind getting people to vote. So that's what made him different, is he kind of had, like, a direct impact. So that's why he could. Could have been more of a threat to certain people. Yeah.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

100.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, 100.

[Kyle]

Scary to talk about. Even Klay Thompson cheated on Meg the Stallion.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, I saw some of that. What the happened?

[Kyle]

She wouldn't listen. Let him listen to Tory Lanez or what?

[Jesse]

Tory Lane's getting stabbed a bunch of times. He keeps getting attacked in prison. It's kind of.

[Santa Cruz]

That's so.

[Jesse]

I feel. It's like, dude, you know how scary that must be? That's.

[Freezer]

Dude, how are you even going to bed, bro?

[Jesse]

I read something. It was like eight different times or something. I was like, dude, I don't think people actually understand when they're like, oh, he deserves it, or this. It's like, dude, like, so that's as

[Freezer]

bad as torture gets, dude. Mentally, even. It's.

[Jesse]

Yeah, it's more mentally than the actual being stabbed.

[Kyle]

Last time we had Tory Lanez on the pod, we had him from jail, and he told me the new evidence was that there's four different people's DNA on the gun. And. And. And his. His DNA came back as inconclusive. That was, like, evidence that came out after he was already in jail, which is a pretty crazy statistic if it's true.

[Jesse]

I don't even know much about it. Like, a gun went off or he, like. They're saying he literally was like, just, I shot her in the foot or whatever. I guess if you're in prison, they're saying, like, you deliberately shot someone. But, yeah, it wasn't, like, an accident.

[Kyle]

We need Tori out soon. That guy's the goat.

[Freezer]

Holy.

[Santa Cruz]

Bro, they just keep on saying that GTA is going to be out for years.

[Freezer]

I'm gonna be the first person making

[Kyle]

coin on that game. They ever announced a date on it or.

[Steiny]

No.

[Freezer]

Jesse, we said we're gonna get our streams ready for that. Yeah, let's get streams ready, boys. Get your councils out and let's go.

[Steiny]

Yeah, Seriously, I played way more GTA San Andreas than I did GTA 5. Is that crazy?

[Jesse]

I think I did, too.

[Steiny]

No, San Andreas was the sickest game ever.

[Freezer]

Dude. I get bored after a bit. Maybe go hit the strip club for a bit, Get a quick little lap dance. Like, now what? Go shoot someone in the head on the street if you're bored.

[Steiny]

That's got to Be the greatest game of all time that you can just

[Freezer]

mob around, deck people, whatever you want. I go get lap dances.

[Kyle]

I put Call of Duty way above gta.

[Freezer]

Oh, dude, smokes. It's like, lock in wise. Yeah, not even close.

[Kyle]

Call it Call of Duty.

[Steiny]

Well, it depends if you're playing.

[Kyle]

Don't talk to me about Gears of War.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, Call of Duty.

[Kyle]

Call of Duty. For me, the new Gears of War was lit.

[Steiny]

Gears of War was sick. But that's not in the competition.

[Freezer]

Wise, competitive, wise. COD reigns. I think Halo was goaded in.

[Kyle]

The nukes in MW2 was the best thing of all time.

[Freezer]

Competitive, like MLG. Halo in the day was pretty legit, and I was a rip.

[Santa Cruz]

I'm gonna smack you. Freezer at NHL3.

[Freezer]

It won't even be funny. Bruce. I grew. I have. I have years logged on that game.

[Santa Cruz]

Dude, let's run it. We gotta run it this week because I can't do with my knees. So I guess I'm a video game guy.

[Freezer]

I got it ready to go.

[Jesse]

Did you guys play Xbox? Like, like, back in the day with Halo where, like, you'd go to your, like, cousin's house and it was like,

[Freezer]

multiple screens, screen peeking. You get punched in the ear.

[Steiny]

If you didn't screen cheat, you weren't good.

[Jesse]

Some of my favorite, like, dude, you get on the warthog and you have your homie on the back.

[Kyle]

Yeah. We just admitted we, like. Me and my boys just said, like, yo, we're all screen cheating. Like, of course it got to that point. Yeah. Because we were not good.

[Santa Cruz]

If you don't.

[Freezer]

How deep were you guys? Were you guys super bouncing, shoddy snipes?

[Steiny]

Ascension Snipers guardian right there. Yeah, I was nasty with the sniper.

[Freezer]

High ground was the orange rock map that was goaded for 2v2s. I started playing that game in, like, when I was four.

[Kyle]

Oh, Halo.

[Santa Cruz]

I was more of a COD guy, for sure.

[Steiny]

I played Call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare every day after school. Nasty, bro.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think I had 20 days on MW2.

[Jesse]

Big settlers guy. I would play this. You.

[Freezer]

We talked about this. Jesse, you would play the PC games.

[Jesse]

Roller coaster tycoon, and I'd build, like, a village rol.

[Kyle]

Coaster tycoon was fire. Wait, hold on.

[Steiny]

Did you guys think that that was a good thing or a bad thing? Because, like, Call of Duty did sewer some people. Like, there was a couple kids at my school that had, like, 44 days, and you would see them and you'd be like, holy. Like, that kid's a Nerd.

[Kyle]

I don't regret a hour of it. I don't regret a. That was some of the best times. That was some of the best times of my life, bro.

[Freezer]

Still is, bro.

[Steiny]

The majority of kids had like nine days and this kid just had 45 days played. And he was like. Everyone knew him at school because they were like, Jesus dud that kid. All he does, dude.

[Freezer]

It's a real duty when COD comes out for me. I'm clearing the whole week off. Like I still clear the first week off and play.

[Steiny]

You gotta find the kid with the most days played and have a.

[Santa Cruz]

Okay.

[Steiny]

Intervention.

[Kyle]

40 is a lot, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

That's a lot.

[Kyle]

Quit my part time job because they wouldn't give me Black ops launch night off Canadian Tire. Jesse, I worked at.

[Freezer]

No, that's so fair, bro.

[Kyle]

Are you kidding me? Need this day off.

[Freezer]

Launch night two is when you have to go.

[Jesse]

Oh, you told them what the reason was?

[Kyle]

No, I didn't tell them the reason. I made an excuse, but I was like, they wouldn't give me enough. And I was like, yo, this I don't even want to work here anyway. But I was like, I am. I'm not missing Black Ops 1 launch night.

[Jesse]

Yeah, I feel you, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

That's why I like the sports games where you play with a friend. Like that's kind of my rule now. It's like if I'm playing with a buddy on like NHL or whatever, it's a different vibe and you end up not playing for that long. It's a completely different video game experience than trapped hours.

[Jesse]

Yeah, but that's a good thing. Santa Cruz, finding a game you can play for like an hour or two and then like, dude, some of these

[Steiny]

differences between a boys, there's not the same anymore. There's nothing you can go and like,

[Kyle]

it's still ripping or.

[Freezer]

No, yeah, I still rip Runescape. I have my. My account's probably worth like 10k. My guy's goaded.

[Kyle]

So do you just go to runescape.com and it's like live.

[Freezer]

It's. It's called 07 version. So like when 2007 runescape's a thing. The old version, it's fire as.

[Kyle]

Did you ever hear of Maple Story?

[Freezer]

Nah, Tibia was another one of you

[Steiny]

guys ever rip Club Penguin?

[Santa Cruz]

Hardcore.

[Kyle]

Everyone did.

[Freezer]

Listening to this. You remember the Mineshaft game?

[Santa Cruz]

You can't flex.

[Steiny]

You can't flex Club Penguin? I did rip it a few times,

[Freezer]

but like, yeah, the Coffee Bean Stack game. You're stacking coffee beans and

[Kyle]

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[Jesse]

Dude, I used to play this hospital game and I would. I would have to manage a hospital.

[Freezer]

Jesse, I don't know what games you were ripping. Gay. You're at Settlers in a hospital game, dude.

[Jesse]

I remember we had this, like, patients would come in and like there would always be this one patient that would have his head would be huge and we had to deflate his head. So I had to like build up to buy the head deflator machine.

[Freezer]

What about ds boys, Little Nintendogs and shit?

[Kyle]

I think I had a ds.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh yeah, when I was a kid, bro, I had to.

[Freezer]

Fucking Advanced Warfare game was sick.

[Kyle]

Fuck, that was lit. Having a Game Boy.

[Steiny]

Yeah, Game Boy. Pokemon on the color.

[Kyle]

Pokemon. Pokemon color.

[Jesse]

I think I had Pokemon was the shit. That was Pokemon.

[Kyle]

Silver was my favorite. Lugia, that's my favorite Pokemon.

[Freezer]

Emerald was Googia.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no legendary bird.

[Jesse]

It's pretty legendary. I agree.

[Kyle]

Lugia's sauce, bro. Who's your favorite Pokemon?

[Jesse]

You know what's funny is I back in the Pokemon card game, I had a Chansey and my own cousin traded me for a dildo or a Ditto, whatever his name was.

[Freezer]

He just cooked you.

[Jesse]

He lied. He goes, yeah, Ditto can transform in every Pokemon. It's the best Pokemon.

[Freezer]

And I was like, the. I Was spewing too dude's carbs.

[Jesse]

I go home and my mom tells me like, yeah, you got ripped off. And I start crying. So we drive back to my like uncle's house and my mom's like yelling. She's like give him back his chansey. Like what the you doing?

[Freezer]

That's so goaded.

[Santa Cruz]

Jesse.

[Jesse]

I got it back.

[Freezer]

You guys ever played the card game Magic?

[Kyle]

I was more into Yu Gi oh,

[Steiny]

it was sick as Yuh was sick to be honest.

[Kyle]

Yu Gi oh is dope.

[Jesse]

You know what's underrated is did Digio the, the board game I used to play Digio.

[Kyle]

There was a Digio movie.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is that what it's called, Digio or something else? Digital something or.

[Jesse]

No, it was a TV show.

[Kyle]

Yeah, and there was a movie or something too.

[Jesse]

I can't remember that. I remember the board game was. I used to play that with my family. It was fun.

[Kyle]

So 18 year old, lived up Freezer's Dream, went to prom with Brecky Hill.

[Freezer]

Yeah, I, I actually slid up and go, that's a little weird on your part. What are you doing?

[Kyle]

Did she get backlash for that or something?

[Freezer]

No, I'm just saying imagine I did that. Brought an 18.

[Kyle]

How is. Imagine I bring it.

[Freezer]

Imagine I bring an 18 year old fucking bird to prom.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, but it's different, right? I mean it's different.

[Freezer]

It is different. And that's the problem.

[Santa Cruz]

You know, women and men are different. Like if there's like a good looking teacher and someone in high, you know, you see that story and it's a chick teacher. Yeah, that's. It is a different thing than if it's a dude teacher.

[Steiny]

I know this is like a crazy hot take, but it's not at all these guys that like the teachers that like. Yeah, there's a 16 year old guy

[Santa Cruz]

that sleeps with them.

[Steiny]

That kid's the man at school. If he pulls the teacher, yeah, like she goes to jail. But like, yeah, there are levels to it.

[Santa Cruz]

It's just not as traumatizing to a 17 year old boy. If I had a 17 year old son and he had a good looking teacher, obviously I wouldn't want that to happen or whatever, but it would be an extremely different thing than if I had a 17 year old daughter and there was some 40 year old dude teacher. It is a different thing. Thing.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah it is. So the Brekkie Hill, how old is she? Isn't she probably like not like really.

[Kyle]

She's like early 20s.

[Santa Cruz]

It's a little weird, but not really? It's not that crazy. Yeah.

[Kyle]

I wonder what the combined total is. I would try to think over under freezer tarps and steiny combined. What on Brekkie Hill slides

[Santa Cruz]

more than

[Kyle]

Ray J's kills, probably.

[Freezer]

Oh, it's up in the thou. It's up in the seven figures.

[Santa Cruz]

I mean, I don't give a thousand anymore.

[Steiny]

Back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Freezer]

No Hondo. Peace dining. Yeah, same here.

[Kyle]

I saw Brecky at Coachella.

[Steiny]

Yeah, she's a little wild.

[Freezer]

She sent me a pic with you, actually. I think. Oh, yeah, it was good to see a little notification pop up. See Uncle Forgy a little bit wrecked.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we're.

[Freezer]

Yeah, we were both. And I'm just like, man, I should really be there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

I think that's like making some high schoolers like, day. It's not.

[Freezer]

No, it's not like that kid, you

[Santa Cruz]

know, it's not like she's like 50 years old, bro. Like, I don't really get why she'd get for that if it was a dude with an 18 year old chick. Yeah, that's weird.

[Freezer]

No, I was more just around with her. Like, I'm not going to prom, dude. That.

[Santa Cruz]

But you wouldn't do. That would be a weird Monday podcast. What did you do this weekend?

[Freezer]

Yeah, Rip Prom with an 18 year old bird.

[Kyle]

Kai Trump. I don't know.

[Steiny]

Freezer. I feel like freezer. You know when, you know when you're in high school and there were those like those kids that had parties and there were those weird parents that would like get drunk and. Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

Or get in on a game of

[Steiny]

beer pong freezer that might. You might get on a game of beer pong in the future.

[Freezer]

That is me. That was my neighbor's house.

[Jesse]

Yeah, but there's a fine line from being the cool parent that'll fucking hang or being the weird parent that's like, you're kind of. Kind of getting too lit dad.

[Santa Cruz]

The lit dad that was like filling

[Steiny]

up his solo cup at the keg when his kids having a high school party was weird.

[Freezer]

The perfect line is like the mom that's like, all right. Just like everyone actually make sure you get home safe. Like, who are you driving with? But it's like you, you're just ripping a new AM bottle pole. You're like, we're good, we're good. Derek's driving us. He's.

[Santa Cruz]

I think that's a better way to do it though. Like if you have kids that are partying, it isn't Good to just act like none of that's, bro. You gotta be like, those are the

[Freezer]

kids who turn out the most in college. The kids that didn't get to RIP because they're like, they're so new to it and they just go by college.

[Santa Cruz]

I was like, burnt out, dude. Like 18. 18. I like, you know, it's kind of. It worked out for me, but like, yeah, that's the way to do it. Holy. Oh, the Scientology runs.

[Steiny]

Yeah, this is right down the street from my crib.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. So there's all these technology things and people are just breaking into them and exploring them.

[Jesse]

This kind of gets me pumped though.

[Freezer]

Yeah. Fund them.

[Steiny]

The lady that runs the Scientology building, I forget her name, but she's always standing out. It's a weird like, cult.

[Freezer]

Get these guys some electrolytes, cruise. Let's get these guys humping through these GoPros on their domes.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. It's funny, I always wonder who works there.

[Jesse]

Like, what.

[Steiny]

Why the ladies. The lady, that's the face of it, she stands outside the door. I forget her name.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, there was one year in high school and they hired like a good looking lady and we would all go in there and try to like spit game at her and stuff, but I think they just hired her to like, get like, you know, Bay Area older people, like, into Scientology. Like, they didn't even know what they were getting into.

[Jesse]

So what's their business model? Like, how do they keep paying to have these buildings?

[Santa Cruz]

Imagine like a tithe for church where a lot of people, you know, give a small percent of their income to the church. But like, probably times 10, like, you know, like, it's like you really get in deep there and it's like you are, you're in, you're. You're pitching in a lot of money into that.

[Jesse]

But because of like blackmail, like, because of like.

[Santa Cruz]

Well, that's the conspiracy. I've watched like a documentary on Scientology and there, there was some like, blackmail and some weird stuff. I don't know if that's like always the case, but seems strange to me, man. Anywhere where you can't just like walk in and like be a part of it. That's like you could just walk into a church. Yeah. Like, if you like can't go in, they're like guards and there. Then that doesn't really seem like a. That's a cult, brother. So, yeah, it's weird.

[Kyle]

Have you guys seen this? 1900 calorie burger.

[Santa Cruz]

We're or society. This is horrible. 1900 calories, bro.

[Jesse]

Just Your daily calories.

[Freezer]

That's the day.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, that's the day.

[Kyle]

That's a whole day.

[Santa Cruz]

And dude, it's not even just the calories. Like, you know, that is like disgusting, bro. You know there's artificial food dyes probably in that.

[Kyle]

Oh, a lot of the beef.

[Santa Cruz]

Like when you look at the beef ingredients at like Taco Bell and like it'll be like oat flour, soy protein, like they just cut that down. You're not even.

[Steiny]

I don't really know how that's still a time, that's still a thing where people like see that and they're like, yo, I gotta go get that in

[Kyle]

this day of age. I kind of want it right now, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Kyle, don't do that.

[Steiny]

Just doesn't look appetizing.

[Santa Cruz]

No, that doesn't look good.

[Steiny]

Looks.

[Santa Cruz]

Especially when, especially when steiny. You can go to one of these places in like LA that has an actual like Smash burger, like high quality.

[Steiny]

I'd rather have the shitty on a, on a cheat day.

[Santa Cruz]

You'd rather have a shitty burger on a cheat day?

[Jesse]

Why?

[Steiny]

I'd rather have like McDonald's when I'm like hungover than like go sober to like a Smash burger spot.

[Santa Cruz]

I would yak everywhere, bro.

[Jesse]

Per patty, you're probably looking at max 250 right on those littler patties too. Calories.

[Freezer]

Yeah. Because McDonald's pucks that I muck are 220 grams of protein. I live by those things.

[Santa Cruz]

The beef. Yeah, that can be a method. But dude, like a lot of the calories in there are just from soybean oil sauce. There's probably a shitload of corn.

[Freezer]

Yeah, I gotta lock in and get off the natural.

[Kyle]

Dude, are you really eating that freezer?

[Jesse]

Answer.

[Freezer]

Dude, my roommate did it for a month, cass. He did 10 pucks a day on top of his protein shakes and he got huge, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, when you get that person intake up, it helps a lot. Dude, when I get this like knee thing, I'm gonna be like on it like even more because like you really gotta stay dialed in just like. I guess I'm just gonna rip upper body a bunch and just, you know.

[Jesse]

You're not sweating as much, you're not moving. Are you worried about that? I feel like I'd be like, I don't want to do the surgery because I'll get depressed.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, I mean I'm gonna get a little depressed, but not that depressed because bro, it's not that long like the, the way I'm doing it. You're talking like, 10 days where you're up after, and then it's like, pretty quick.

[Jesse]

Is it like a. They're going in and cleaning it, or are they actually, like, like reconstructing it?

[Santa Cruz]

No. So a lot of people, when they up their acl, they go, oh, well, I'm just not gonna get it fixed. Because you can, like, live with no acl. But the problem is, if you're actually an active person, eventually, like, down the line, they've done studies on this. You need a new meniscus because your ACL helps stabilize your knee. So you put a lot of pressure on your meniscus. Now they're just so much better at it, bro. Like, you look at, like, Adrian Peterson, Neymar. I mean, I can name a million athletes like now with knee surgeries, they go in and it's different. You come back sometimes stronger. When they do a cadaver graft and then hit it with stem cells and peptides, that's. It's a new game. So I was bummed, but now I'm like, stoked. I'm like, I'm gonna document this whole. And it. Oh, dude. The amount of artificial. Who dies in that.

[Freezer]

The dies in the bun is nuts. I know. Cruz is just like, that looks brutal, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

You're gonna look like the. The purple guy on the left after you eat that, bro. Look at that guy.

[Steiny]

See, I don't get how you're like,

[Kyle]

yo, I'm gonna go buy this Santa Cruz. You never. When was the last time you ate fast food?

[Santa Cruz]

The last time I ate fast food was probably when I was in and out. Over. Well, in and out. Yeah, actually, it's healthy, dude. You go to in and out, get a 3 by 0 protein style, no spread, no cheese. Because I think they still put yellow five in there.

[Kyle]

How about besides in and out, bro?

[Santa Cruz]

Like actual like. Like bad fast food, like McDonald's or Jack in the Box. It's been over 14 or 15 years. I haven't eaten that shit.

[Jesse]

Good shit.

[Santa Cruz]

Thank God.

[Jesse]

That's dope.

[Santa Cruz]

Because what. What am I gonna crave? Oh, I crave a fucking burger. Then I'm gonna go. Go. I'm either gonna make a good burger that tastes way better, or I'm gonna go somewhere high quality. It's not like I'm against, like, a burger. I'm against the corn syrup in the fake bread. The bread is sprayed with glyphosate. The. The cheese has yellow five. Like, what are we doing? I don't want to eat that.

[Freezer]

Cruz, what's the best like, sides. I'm gonna lock in here for two weeks and try to cut the carbs and go. Ground beef steaks. But, like, sides. I'm a big potato guy. And, like, rice taste, but, like, I. I overdo it, you know?

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. If you want to go low carb, then you got to get.

[Kyle]

You gotta weigh that out, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, you gotta wait.

[Freezer]

Yeah, for sure.

[Santa Cruz]

You got to get a good sauce, you know, on there. You can get some food is.

[Kyle]

Is so key.

[Santa Cruz]

It is if you're trying to track and, like, hit a.

[Kyle]

Being on a meat, being on a meal plan, and knowing exactly how much you're supposed to eat every day, that's

[Freezer]

how you get shredded.

[Kyle]

You. Yeah, because then you're taking the emotion out of eating, too.

[Freezer]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, for me, I'm on. I've been on this diet for the last. Last, like, month or two. Two months. And, like, you get hungry for your body, then you also know you're like, yo, Like, I don't need this.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And it takes the emotion out of eating, I think. I think having a meal plan and having it on paper, like, this is what I'm supposed to eat. Then when you get hungry, you're like. You know, you can chew on celery or cucumbers at the end of the

[Santa Cruz]

night, but you stick to the plan. Are. Are you. When do you think you're gonna hit

[Kyle]

9%, 10 body fat?

[Freezer]

I have.

[Kyle]

Have I said I would want to do it by my birthday? July 12th.

[Santa Cruz]

You're looking shredded now.

[Steiny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Dude, here's the thing.

[Santa Cruz]

Here's the thing.

[Kyle]

I've never dieted, like, get to 10,

[Santa Cruz]

but how long do you really want to stay there? You should get some hormone tests when you get to 10. Just for curiosity, because there's different genetics.

[Kyle]

I already looked at it. 10 to 11 is. Is my ideal.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Anything lower than 10 is. Is too much is too low for me.

[Santa Cruz]

Because I was gonna say Caleb is super lean, but he also is, like, what Nigerian genetics?

[Kyle]

Like, he's bulking up now.

[Freezer]

4G. Can we get you to a 350 pick? 3:15 bench chat, maybe?

[Kyle]

3:15 bench. Yeah, you could get there.

[Santa Cruz]

You just bench a bunch.

[Steiny]

You.

[Santa Cruz]

You could, you know, progressive overload. But I don't know if you'd want

[Kyle]

to do that maybe next year. Yeah, I'll definitely increase my calories after I get down to 10. Like, then I'll lean, start to lean, bulk a little bit.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. I mean, being somewhat lean is just the healthiest way to be. Like, somewhat lean.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

There's so many studies on when people have like belly fat in particular. It just cooks you long term. Your risk of everything goes up.

[Jesse]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

So, yeah, somewhat I just want to

[Kyle]

be tarps off ready at any point.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah. It's about to be summer.

[Jesse]

Is any of you guys doing the like daily push up stuff? Like just hitting like 100, 250.

[Freezer]

We should get back on that. We were on it for a bit.

[Kyle]

I'd be down to rip it if you guys all want to rip it.

[Freezer]

It was hard on chest days and stuff. 4G. You remember that?

[Jesse]

Like.

[Kyle]

Well, that's when it's though.

[Santa Cruz]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Freezer]

I, I would do them before my chest daylift and I'm like, this kind of is me.

[Kyle]

No, you got to do it at the end.

[Freezer]

Yeah.

[Jesse]

No.

[Santa Cruz]

100 push ups a lot, bro. I've been betting, I've been betting 100 push ups on UFC fights with this, this MMA fighter. Like we bet on the main events and the first time I did, I was like, okay, sick. I'll just bang up these 100 in like a little video for him. And I'm like, dude, you try to do them real quick. You get this crazy pump and you can only bust out so many at one time.

[Kyle]

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[Santa Cruz]

That was like one of my first thoughts after I started to talk to this doctor with like the rehab protocol and everything. I will, I will have an answer for you soon.

[Kyle]

Okay? Because we shook. But knee surgery is a cause.

[Santa Cruz]

This is, this is a extenuation.

[Kyle]

That's not till September. So.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, it's not until September, bro. I'm confident with all this peptides and all this and stem cells and the. Yeah, all that.

[Jesse]

But you know, you also don't want to re injury.

[Santa Cruz]

I was bummed for a day. I really was. I was like, dude, like I was gonna go on a hunting trip May 6th to 9th with my boys to Texas. Cancel that. You know, it's just. It is what it is, bro. Like, like I was bummed but again, perspective, bro. Like I interviewed this 19 year old kid who had like three rounds of cancer, you know, 23 hour surgeries. It's like okay, bro, my knee is cooked right now. It'll be fine, dude, we need to do that.

[Kyle]

Can we do a hunting live stream?

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, dude. So that's. Yes. Literally part of that would go into this.

[Kyle]

I've never been hunting, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Part of me going to this was to scope out this spot. Because there are places in Texas where they, they have like 11000 acres and we can bring Starlink and you are out in nature with guns and they put weird. They can. You can like hunt like these crazy sheep with these horns like this.

[Kyle]

There's no dangerous animals though in Texas, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Let's go run that dangerous animals there. If we want to make it crazier, bro, we could get a ranch.

[Kyle]

Dangerous animals, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

If we want to make it crazy, we could put a gorilla, we could put a one gorilla on the property.

[Freezer]

A gorilla.

[Santa Cruz]

We could, dude, we could put a lion. We could put a lion on trend.

[Kyle]

No, I don't want to shoot. No, no, we won't shoot it.

[Santa Cruz]

But that'll be hunting us while we hunt deer.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Jesse]

But a couple gang members out there it.

[Freezer]

Yeah, put a couple old block membies out there with

[Jesse]

gorillas and bloods. We could do.

[Santa Cruz]

We could do a dope hunting thing for sure.

[Kyle]

I'm down. We should do a 24 hour though, like sleeping. We could like also surviving but hunting 100% dude.

[Santa Cruz]

I'm going to scope out that property thing probably in late summer if you

[Kyle]

want to set it up. Santa Cruz, let's. Let's run it. I'll fly out there, dude. I Want to start. I want to start doing more. More epic streams this year, bro.

[Freezer]

Dude, fucking lock this in soon.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, I'll go scope this place out, and then we could probably book that, like, late summer.

[Jesse]

Do you guys ever watch that? Man versus Wild. I feel like that would be such a good stream we were gonna do,

[Kyle]

man Tracker, but Man vs Wild would be better, dude.

[Jesse]

Just see how long you guys have to live in, like, Alaska or something.

[Santa Cruz]

Dude, I feel like you gotta do

[Kyle]

it somewhere where there's, like, bears and mountain lions.

[Jesse]

100, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

Alaska's so gnarly, dude. This dude was spearfishing out there in a video, and he was like. He has snipers from the boat because grizzly bears will jump into the water as he's spearfishing and just fl. You have 10 seconds.

[Freezer]

Send that. That sounds lit.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, that's big water guy on YouTube, dude. Legend.

[Jesse]

I'm all talk, dude. A polar bear, like, grizzly comes around.

[Freezer]

Yeah, that's that deffy.

[Kyle]

What would you rather see? Would you rather see a fin in the water, or would you rather see a bear in the forest?

[Santa Cruz]

Finn. In the water, bro. Because a lot of times they. They don't even.

[Kyle]

They're not even fighting in the water, though, bro.

[Freezer]

Yeah, but you're in water chips at swimming, at least.

[Jesse]

I don't want to be in, like, sharks territory. Like, I can't. I am useless in the water.

[Santa Cruz]

There's a lot of shark sightings, and

[Kyle]

I'm not saying you're not standing, too. You, like, jumped off a boat and you're, like, treading water.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You look over it, you see a fin.

[Freezer]

I'm so anti water.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God, dude. That's my biggest fear.

[Jesse]

Bears.

[Freezer]

I'm gonna start zigzagging through trees, and

[Kyle]

I don't want that to happen to me, bro.

[Santa Cruz]

A whale died right out here. I'll send the clip to Judd. Like, and it was like. And maybe 50ft offshore, and sharks were just coming up and eating this whale carcass right out here, bro. And they had to drag the whale out, like, further to see because they're like, dude, there's, like, 50 sharks chomping at this. It's gnarly.

[Jesse]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Kyle]

Rather face a bear, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

I would. Well, polar bears are the gnarliest things in the world. You know, they did a golf tournament, like, in the Arctic area at, like, a kind of, like, novelty golf tournament where it was, like, all frozen, and. And they had to cancel it because they had to spend so much money on snipers because when a polar bear sees people there, they don't go, oh, the polar bear is getting closer. The polar bear starts charging at people and it's not. Oh is it's not like a grizzly, Is it gonna charge me? Is it gonna attack me? It's a hundred percent. It's going to charge all of you and kill all of you. And so they had to smite polar bears. They canceled the golf tournament.

[Freezer]

It's.

[Kyle]

I mean it was probably a bad idea to host a golf tournament in the Arctic.

[Freezer]

Yeah.

[Santa Cruz]

Some weird novelty who's shroom greens. Talk about hard putting. Geez.

[Jesse]

Yeah, I don't like any animal you like. You don't even have a fighting chance against like eat of even 1% like a polar bear.

[Kyle]

A bear in the woods would be scary too. But you see so many videos of bears in the woods where they just like people get away and.

[Jesse]

Yeah, yeah, depends like black like a black bear.

[Freezer]

Like that's common up by me where I live in the summer. Like I've been they don't encountered with black bears within like 10ft from me. And I'm like, and what do they do? I've ran into them like I'm not kidding, like probably 10, 15 times in my New Hampshire crib.

[Steiny]

Santa Cruz, you're a surfer. These people that are surfers that like lose a limb and they still surf. It's just every time I see that I'm like, how the do you still do that?

[Kyle]

I would never do.

[Santa Cruz]

I would never get back to Hamilton. Yeah, they got her chomped by a tiger shark and gets back in. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, that would be.

[Steiny]

It's insane.

[Kyle]

Have you ever seen fins in the water? Santa Cruz?

[Santa Cruz]

No, I haven't seen a shark in the water. The scariest time I've ever had was surfing Ocean beach in San Francisco. And it's super foggy and I'm like kind of alone out there. And dolphins oftentimes will pop up, but they. When you see that dolphin fin, you don't know for a second what it is that popped up right near me and dude, yeah. All like, you just lose all feeling. You're like, oh, it's over. But it was fine.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Dude.

[Santa Cruz]

Most of the time it's fun. Dude. You're literally seeing like dolphins and it's like a party out there, man. It's a good time.

[Freezer]

You don't want to be in murky water with sharks.

[Santa Cruz]

No.

[Freezer]

So I'll just bump into you and scope it.

[Jesse]

I think scares me more like if I was in some still water.

[Steiny]

You got to be easy pickings or weak to get chomped by a crocodile. Those aren't that fast.

[Santa Cruz]

No, dude, I think it's like a floating.

[Jesse]

And all of a sudden it's a croc.

[Freezer]

Yeah, at the golf course, bro, we're always going right up to him and like I think those are alligators.

[Santa Cruz]

They're different.

[Jesse]

Yeah, but freezer. You get in the water with it.

[Freezer]

Oh no, guy, I'm not getting in the water with a fish.

[Kyle]

No, but a croc in the water, I mean if you jump into like a murky water in like South America, then you're just an idiot, right?

[Freezer]

Cruz, you know those fish in Hawaii probably by you too. And the reefs trigger fish. They like take bites out of your legs.

[Santa Cruz]

And those are like funny, bro, because they don't like really you up. But yeah, they attack.

[Freezer]

Yeah, my brother told me he got rinsed by one. Like just out of nowhere. You'll just get plucked in the leg.

[Santa Cruz]

And it's not like you got bit

[Freezer]

by a shark, but it's like Jesus.

[Santa Cruz]

No. And they look like the big ass teeth and they just. Yeah, yeah.

[Jesse]

I don't. With monkeys. I think monkeys are the scariest animal. Chimpanzee, dude, they'll rip your dick off. Biting your nipples or something. Dude, I can't a champ.

[Kyle]

I don't know. But at least you have a chance.

[Freezer]

Just quick pluck your ear off.

[Jesse]

They're so strong.

[Freezer]

We were talking about shooting gorillas. No way.

[Kyle]

These are vicious. Chimps are vicious. But like you could. You could potentially get one in a rear naked choke, I think.

[Jesse]

Or like square up.

[Kyle]

Yeah, like a bear. Like I feel like I could get a chimp. I have a chance of getting a chimp in like a nice.

[Freezer]

Yeah, you got one. You got one. You did get one in. You got me at the.

[Kyle]

That was the arm triangle.

[Jesse]

Imagine calf kicking a chimp. Just.

[Santa Cruz]

They'd eat that. I swear they're strong.

[Kyle]

I want to see 4G boxing, kangaroo hunting dream though.

[Santa Cruz]

Hunting would be really safe.

[Kyle]

Extreme 24 to 48 hours.

[Freezer]

Imagine we could mix in a little fly fishing.

[Kyle]

Wild though. Man versus wild streams though, is. That's how you market it.

[Freezer]

I'm picturing a stream, some mountains, some billy goats and some rifles, dude.

[Santa Cruz]

All the boys get freezer tarps and like a ghillie suit, dude.

[Freezer]

Yeah, like a rock.

[Jesse]

Santa Cruz though. What you square up with a chimpanzee in the woods or the jungle. Like, what is your go to? What do you. Are you gonna, like, calf kick him? Are you gonna jump on his back? Are you gonna get your job going?

[Santa Cruz]

So if it's a big enough chimpanzee chimp, you are just absolutely cooked. Even if it's like a juvenile chimp, there's no.

[Jesse]

You're not gonna just lay there and die.

[Santa Cruz]

Sure. I'm fight. I'm gonna try to get to its neck and choke it out.

[Jesse]

Really?

[Santa Cruz]

And it's gonna bite. It's gonna bite a lot. They bite. They have huge teeth, but I'm gonna

[Jesse]

try to rip the muscle off your bone with its mouth for sure.

[Santa Cruz]

A lot of people say they would bite somebody if they were choking them. But when you really, like, if you go do any basic jiu jitsu, like have somebody put you in a choke and be like, all right, bite me. It doesn't work.

[Steiny]

Work.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, you can't, like. You can't, like, do that if you

[Jesse]

get under that chin.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, exactly. So that would be my go to. But I would be cooked, bro. Chimps are. They rip people's faces off, bro.

[Jesse]

Do chimps have chins? Yeah, right.

[Santa Cruz]

They do.

[Jesse]

They got some. You can get under there. I might go for its dick, dude. I'm not being weird, but you can.

[Santa Cruz]

But it's going for your dick.

[Jesse]

Exactly. 69 this dead. You know what I mean?

[Santa Cruz]

Like, I hope we're not in that situation, but. Yeah, that'd be fun. Dude, a hunting one would be fucking sick. And we could. We could throw in some kind of wild card there.

[Kyle]

Let's do it. If you have a plug, I'll look around too.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, no, I'll go scope this place out after the knee heals. And then we could run a stream there.

[Jesse]

What's the. The gnarliest animal you guys think you could take down?

[Santa Cruz]

Gnarliest what animal?

[Jesse]

Yeah, like, someone might be like, I think I could win against a golden retriever.

[Kyle]

Yeah, probably like a wild dog.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, like a coyote. I've seen some coyotes.

[Kyle]

Yeah, coyote. Let's say coyote. Like, you'd get bit and shit. But, like, again, I feel like. Like I would just try to go for a rear.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, I think I could choke it out.

[Kyle]

Just get them in a choke and gouge its eyes.

[Freezer]

Yeah, Kyle's just going to rear naked,

[Kyle]

wrap the legs straight. Santa Cruz lean back.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah.

[Jesse]

No, but they say you're supposed to spread the legs like a dog. Any type of wolf dog. You're. It jumps on you. You spread its legs and it Breaks itself. Someone told me that.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, dogs don't like to go out this way. Yeah.

[Jesse]

And go. Wolf, could you go like Little Timberwolf?

[Kyle]

No, no, no. I don't think so, bro. No, no, no. Wolf. Wolf, you're done.

[Santa Cruz]

Wolf's doney. We're going to the these fights, huh?

[Steiny]

Yeah. When is that?

[Santa Cruz]

May 16, right? The Netflix fight. We're going to watch Ronda Rousey. We're going to watch Francis and Ganu fight Felipe L. Oh, is Diaz there?

[Freezer]

I was gonna put my logo on buddy shorts. I'm still kind of thinking about it, dude. You should cheddar, though.

[Jesse]

Wait, is that Netflix one this weekend?

[Santa Cruz]

No, it's May 16th.

[Freezer]

I might pull up to that because I got. Got a buddy boxing in that before that Chris Avila guy and Diaz's team. He's a beauty.

[Santa Cruz]

Yeah, he's a.

[Freezer]

He's the man.

[Santa Cruz]

I would love to link with him.

[Freezer]

Yeah, boys, well, tonight I'm going on the glass behind the Canadiens goalie tonight. Gonna be chirping.

[Santa Cruz]

All right, I'll be watching that.

[Freezer]

Yeah, you'll be seeing me a lot. It's on the lightning double attack. And I'm gonna be a muck show at this game tonight. I'm bringing my chick and she's.

[Kyle]

What's that series at, dude?

[Freezer]

2.

[Jesse]

2.

[Freezer]

So this is big.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's fire.

[Freezer]

There's so many Canadians down here right now walking around in jerseys. It's. It's crazy, dude.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you gotta turn the fun. Yeah.

[Freezer]

And I wore a cockfield J last game, but I told him, I'm like, dude, I can't do it. I gotta wear lightning. No, I'm not fighting the mascot again.

[Steiny]

I got.

[Kyle]

That's one jersey I'll just never throw on, bro.

[Freezer]

That yeah.

[Steiny]

Jersey ever.

[Freezer]

That was probably the last time I'll throw it on, but it was worth the quick Geno for him and 20k so.

[Santa Cruz]

All right, boys. All right, boys.

[Kyle]

See you next week.

[Santa Cruz]

Appreciate you guys. Talk to you soon.

[Freezer]

Peace.

[Jesse]

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[Jesse]

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[Steiny]

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