Theo Von | Ep. 151

Summary

Full Send Podcast – Theo Von | Episode 151 Summary

Hosted by Shots Podcast Network and brought to you by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer, the Full Send Podcast Episode 151 features comedian and podcaster Theo Von. Released on March 20, 2025, this episode delves into a variety of engaging topics ranging from filmmaking challenges to personal anecdotes about high-profile personalities.

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1. Behind the Scenes of Making a Movie

Timestamp: 00:26 – 06:23

Theo Von (Speaker A) and his co-host discuss the complexities and challenges involved in producing their own movie. Facing initial setbacks when no studios were interested, they decided to self-produce to bring their vision to life.

Theo Von:
"We made our own movie, man. It's a mix of... so many little things have to fall into place." [03:35]

They highlight the collaborative efforts with friends like David Spade and the unexpected hurdles, such as cast members dealing with health issues like pink eye during filming.

Theo Von:
"There was some, I wouldn't say, light abuse or whatever. Nothing domestic." [06:08]

2. Experiences at the Inauguration

Timestamp: 12:23 – 41:05

The conversation shifts to their attendance at a significant political event, where they interacted with notable figures including Conor McGregor and the Diaz brothers. Theo recounts a memorable encounter with McGregor, describing his charismatic yet elusive nature.

Theo Von:
"He's just super energetic. You can immediately see why he is a star." [38:30]

They also touch upon the dynamics of the event, observing the blend of political figures and celebrities, and the surreal experience of being in such an influential setting.

Theo Von:
"I think I'm still just shocked that we got to be that close to it." [29:23]

3. Insights into UFC and Joe Rogan’s Influence

Timestamp: 42:19 – 45:27

Theo and his co-host delve into the world of the UFC, praising Joe Rogan's role as a commentator and his immense knowledge base.

Theo Von:
"You can't really lie to Joe Rogan. He remembers everything, like an elephant." [42:36]

They discuss Rogan's impact on the sport and his ability to engage with guests, making him an invaluable asset to the UFC's broadcasting team.

4. Reflections on Racism and Cultural Dynamics

Timestamp: 32:04 – 34:09

The hosts engage in a candid conversation about racism, its persistence, and its impact on society. They emphasize the importance of rejecting racist behavior and fostering inclusivity.

Theo Von:
"There is no money in racism." [33:06]

They explore how cultural differences can sometimes lead to misunderstandings and stress the need for mutual respect and understanding.

5. Personal Anecdotes and Future Plans

Timestamp: 46:18 – 55:55

Theo shares personal stories, including his upcoming visit to the Grand Ole Opry for its 100th anniversary and plans to celebrate his birthday with family and friends. The conversation also touches on future podcast collaborations and admiration for fellow podcasters like Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis.

Theo Von:
"I'm going to the Grand Old Opry for the 100th anniversary. She was there like 45 years ago or something." [49:22]

6. Concluding Thoughts and Acknowledgments

Timestamp: 55:06 – End

In the closing segment, Theo expresses gratitude towards his co-hosts and listeners, acknowledging the support and collaborative spirit that fuels the podcast.

Theo Von:
"Thank you, guys for the support. Over the years, I've loved seeing you guys do your thing and be creative." [55:07]

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Notable Quotes:

• Theo Von:
  "We made our own movie, man. It's a mix of... so many little things have to fall into place." [03:35]

• Theo Von:
  "You can't really lie to Joe Rogan. He remembers everything, like an elephant." [42:36]

• Theo Von:
  "There is no money in racism." [33:06]

• Theo Von:
  "I'm going to the Grand Old Opry for the 100th anniversary. She was there like 45 years ago or something." [49:22]

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Conclusion

Episode 151 of the Full Send Podcast with Theo Von offers listeners an authentic glimpse into the multifaceted life of Theo, encompassing his foray into filmmaking, interactions with celebrities, perspectives on societal issues, and heartfelt personal moments. The blend of humor, candidness, and insightful discussions makes this episode a compelling listen for both dedicated fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[A]

I think I should go with these shades or without them.

[B]

I'd say with.

[A]

You think them. Yeah, let's do it.

[B]

A little sophistication.

[A]

Finally, somebody that's not a sex trafficker on here, huh?

[B]

I know, right? Not that we know of.

[A]

Yona say, when the government asked me about that kind of Yono say, venezuela.

[B]

You met the Tates. What did you think of them?

[A]

I say, look, send me back to Venezuela. That's what I say. If there's. If they come at me for some. I say, send me back to Venezuela. My son, my wife. Dude, it's funny. If you talk to somebody who's, like, from a Spanish country and you don't know any Spanish right now, and they're trying to say something to you, they're like, my son, my wife. You're like, okay, I don't know what to do, you know?

[B]

Yeah, I know. Like, you can't just say my son and expect me to, like, know what you're saying.

[A]

I think they're just trying to get you to understand that they have a family or something, you know? But there's. Sometimes I'm thinking about, like, if you meet somebody at a gas station that speaks Spanish and they're, you know, sometimes they're lying to you. They say their car. The car is broken, or whatever. My son. My wife.

[B]

Having a son is not a past to just get away with anything. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

If you want five or ten bucks, ask me for that, but don't. Yeah, you can't just create this fictional world where there's a trapped family somewhere, because then I drive off. Yeah, I give you five or ten bucks, but then I drive off and I'm worried about this group or something, you know?

[B]

Is that like Latin's, Latinos in general, or is that just.

[A]

I don't know. And, you know, I think I'm probably hastily generalizing here. But anyway, have we started? Should we start over?

[B]

Yeah, no, this is pretty much it. We got big F on the pod for the second time. We've been. We've been a lot of the same places recently. We've been trying to do this. You've been busy with your movie.

[A]

Yeah, it's definitely interesting. We made our own movie, man.

[B]

So is it done?

[A]

It's done being taped, and then we have to put it together so it's a mix of. So it's not done? Yeah, it's not done. It's. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It was just crazy. It's like. It's a lot of work. I understand why people say, like, when they talk about movies, they're like, it was a crate. It was hard to get this thing completed or something, you know, because you realize, like, man, so many little things have to fall into place.

[B]

A lot of hurdles.

[A]

Yeah. Just things come up. Somebody has pink eye or whatever. Somebody's been eating ass at night or whatever. You know, when they show up and they can't even see, you know, but they're supposed to be looking over a ridge and, like, you know, that's part of the. They're, you know, they're like a lookout on a boat or something for that day.

[B]

And you got some kind of pink eye.

[A]

Yeah, in both eyes. I'm like, dude, at least wear a iPad.

[B]

Who is that, the Diaz brothers or.

[A]

No, no, no, no, that wasn't the Diaz brothers. But anyway, I'm like, a 100 different things to say. My son, my wife. I'm like, I feel like I'm doing, like, seven. I'm having, like, seven different conversations right now. Sorry.

[B]

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[A]

There'S two parts of it. One was like, the business part of it. It was like, you know, we tried to send the script around. Nobody wanted to make the movie. And so we're like, well, let's just make it ourselves. You know, we'd already spent so much time writing it and. And talking about it at some point, that gets weird. It's like you've talked about something so much that you're like, now I have to. Yeah, I have to do it.

[B]

You actually have to do it.

[A]

Yeah. Which I think is what they should do with those Stolen valor guys when they bust those dudes at the mall or whatever. And they. They should make them. They should have to enlist then, you know, But. But yeah, I felt like we were kind of creating stolen valor by saying we're gonna. We. That we had written a movie. But, yeah, it was me and David Spade. And that was amazing. Just because it's him, you know, it's.

[B]

Like, he's a legend.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. And he had just done so many. Like, you know, he's just so funny. And I just thought, if I look back on my life, would I be like, damn, I should. That would have been something that I would have missed out on. And, yeah, I felt like I made the right choice. But, yeah, we're gonna, I think, try to put it out ourselves. We're do. It's getting edited right now. And then we'll get to look at it, and then we get to help do an edit ourselves if we want to.

[B]

And so where's the dream spot for it to air?

[A]

I can't tell. It's like, you don't even know in six months.

[B]

Like, things are just popping up all over the place now too, right? Like, now Peacock's got their own thing. Or like. Yeah, I don't know what's on Hulu anymore.

[A]

I saw a thing the other day on Tik Tok. Some kid, you press a button, he's laying in his bed watching tv. On the ceiling of his room. Yeah, just some little thing. It's a little cube and it plays movies on his ceiling or whatever. So I don't. You know, I think you gotta sneak into people's dreams and show it to them.

[B]

Now, that's probably the next.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I'm talking about the next step.

[B]

Well, I'm sure it's gonna be huge when it comes out. I can't wait to see that.

[A]

I don't. I mean, look, I think. I don't know if I love the acting part, I did love, like, thinking up lines and sharing those and, like, because, like, you'd have, like, the set, it's all right there, so you can sneak over and tell the actor, like, hey, try it like this. So.

[B]

Oh, so you were, like, directing as well?

[A]

I was helping. We had a really great director, this young guy named Jonah Feingold. But we were all kind of working together. It was like, because we paid for it. So it's like you're, you know. Yeah. You got to also be involved, you know, or at least trying to help create what you want. But everybody was super helpful and. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's hard. It's like some things you do a podcast, you're like, I kind of know how it went. This. You do it out of order.

[B]

Well, I think you're just very critical. Like, you're. You like to have a good product no matter what you do. I've noticed that about you. Like, all your stuff's funny that comes out, and I think now you're doing a new Avenue, so you're like, you just want it to be great, which is a natural feeling, right?

[A]

Yeah. I think it's just scary because you don't know how it's going to be.

[B]

And you.

[A]

Oh, you did it out of order. So it's like, you paid for it first. Right. You pay up front, you do it out of order. It's just a horrible business deal. Yeah. So. But yeah, anyway.

[B]

And if it flops, it's the worst thing ever. Right.

[A]

Like, you're right. But unless you also tell people up front, like, hey, it's a right. Or it's pretty good. Like, this guy was great in the story. When we wrote the script, it was really funny. We thought it was funny. So there's a lot of bad out there. I think it's as good as that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I mean, see, you know, but if it comes out horrible and then they have this. All these quotes of me saying this, it's going to be alarming. But I don't know, dude.

[B]

There was a lot of cool cameos, right? Diaz brothers. I saw, dude.

[A]

Yeah. Even just getting. The Diaz brothers was in there, dude. And they.

[B]

What were they like? Because I know those boys. Those boys are rowdy. I've partied with those boys. They're always just looking for scraps.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Like, did they assault anyone on set or.

[A]

No, there was some. I wouldn't. I would say. Maybe. I would say light abuse or whatever.

[B]

Light abuse?

[A]

Light abuse, yeah. Nothing domestic. Like, if A cop pulled up, he'd kind of wave it off, but he definitely. He'd flash his lights but still drive off.

[B]

Right? Just like a little flash warning.

[A]

Yeah, just a warning.

[B]

Like kind of what you want from the Diaz, bro?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Were they all there or what was the gang there was.

[A]

I don't. I mean, they had a Tesla that has had weed smoke coming out of it. And every now and then another Diaz brother would pop out of it. It was almost like one of those clown cars. But these dudes ain't clowns, bro. I'm not saying that at all. If they were, they were the Insane Clown Posse, dude. That's who it was.

[B]

And I didn't expect them to drive Teslas.

[A]

It might have been court ordered. I don't want to say something like that.

[B]

I don't know that the self driving aspect.

[A]

Well. And then the state gets to control where it goes.

[B]

I see.

[A]

So I don't know. I don't know some of the issues that they're dealing with. But the funniest part about it was. So I'm trying to. I'm trying to tell mate Diaz because like I. The only reason I ever got to go to UFC was Davis pay brought me as his friend.

[B]

Really.

[A]

Rogan had brought me before. But I like the way that I kind of. I think got to maybe meet some of you guys and meet Dana and stuff was at. David Spade brought me.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So anyway, we've. He and I have a good connection about ufc. We. David and I'll watch the fights together sometimes. So we had this part in and it was like, dude, what if Nate Diaz would do it? And we're like, no way. He would never do it. And then so one time I'm at the. I'm at the fights. It's probably like six months ago or something. And Nate Diaz is. I think he's leaving the fight or something. So I walk up to him and I don't really know him that good. You know, I've like kind of like cheered him on and stuff. But I don't. I never really talked to him too much personally.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, Nate, hey, man, we. We wrote. And it always sounds like the cheesiest. We wrote this movie. We thought you'd be great. You start as you're saying it, you just want to come on your own back type.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, because what you're saying seems kind of ghee, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But anyway, what I don't realize is he's trying to talk to me. He's getting thrown out of the venue. Right. I didn't realize this was happening. Yeah, right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I still had no idea. He's, like, walking. He's like. And I'm like. I'm wondering why he's leaving in the middle of the fights, and we're kind of walking towards the back door, and I'm like, he's leaving. And he's like, all right, I'll talk to you later. You know, he's like, yeah, we'll talk later about it or something. But then later, I saw a video online, a clip, and you could see he's literally getting escorted out by security.

[B]

I don't think he ever leaves, like, normally.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't know that.

[B]

He's always getting escorted out.

[A]

I didn't know that. Yeah, He. He is the only guy that I know that has security, but it's not his, Right?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. And those boys just love to naturally, like. Oh, yeah, they're just looking for a scrap.

[A]

Yeah, they just, like. I mean, getting to be around him was awesome, dude. You know, he let us facetime with his kids one time for a little bit, and, like. Yeah. Getting to see, like, other parts of his person, it was all awesome, right? And. But I didn't realize I saw a clip then. You can see him getting answered out, and I'm trying to talk to him. I didn't realize at that moment he was getting thrown out of the venue or whatever. So I kind of came up to him and tried to pitch it to him at the craziest time.

[B]

And was he down at the time?

[A]

I mean, I don't know if he was.

[B]

I guess. I guess it worked out, right, because.

[A]

He'S yelling, but he threw a water at somebody. You know, he's yelling at something. So it was like. But. But, yeah. Anyway, it ended up working out, so. But yeah, it was just cool, man, just to get to be around him that he would do it. You know, they came and they showed up. You know, I think they were, like, they were excited about doing it, you know, him and Chris Aila, who is a friend of his. His boy Andrew came. They had fake cocaine on set. He did a couple grams of it. That's good. Which is like, hey, dude, that might be worse for you than real cocaine.

[B]

Did he look experienced or. No?

[A]

I mean, he looked like he. Yeah, yeah, he definitely.

[B]

Yeah, he's been nose down on the counter, for sure. Yeah, he's been a vacuum, for sure.

[A]

He definitely looked like. He looked like if you. He had a bunch of cocaine Stuck in his lungs, probably, like when he passes away or whatever. Like, say if they don't say he dies early or something. And I hope he doesn't. If they donated his lungs to a kid or something in the hospital, that kid would.

[B]

Right.

[A]

He'd be. He'd take off.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It wouldn't be a good long donation.

[A]

I mean, I think if the guy's gonna be the next David Goggins or something, you know.

[B]

Yeah. Not necessary.

[A]

Yeah. But yeah, the. The kid's lungs would definitely be pumping.

[B]

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[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, we went to. For St. Patty's to Ireland.

[A]

Oh, you were in Ireland for Sarah.

[B]

We just came back like two days ago. So that's someone we both chilled with at the inauguration.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Dude, I'll tell you this crazy story. So my friend Megan just texted me. She's like, I was at the Washington Memorial or something, and some guy came up and said, will you take a picture of me and my family at the Washington Monument or whatever? And so I took one and then he took one for me. And then she goes, and then he left. And then I realized it was Conor McGregor.

[B]

No way.

[A]

I'm like, she's literally 40 minutes ago sent me that. But dude, that was crazy, right?

[B]

The inauguration.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, it was so cool. Like that bus ride with just. I mean, we got shout out. Alex B. Our boy too. He was the one that set you up too, right?

[A]

Alec Bushowitz, John Shahidi. Yeah, that was awesome, dude.

[B]

And we, me and Theo got on the bus and then we're with the Paul brothers. And then Alex tells us that Conor McGregor is going to be getting on the same bus as us. And those guys have like, they've been chirping on Twitter for fucking years, right? So I was like, holy fuck, are we going to be on the bus with all three of these guys? And it was actually a great bus ride.

[A]

Well, I was sitting over by Evander Holyfield, dude. Oh, I've told this before, but one time I'm at the airport, I'm in Chicago, and Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying. No judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment anyway, give it a try. @mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 per 3 month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate, first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full [e-mail] this episode is brought to you by Lifelock. It's tax season and we're all a bit tired of numbers, but here's one you need to $16.5 billion. That's how much the IRS flagged for possible identity fraud last year. Now here's a good number. 100 million. That's how many data points LifeLock monitors every second. If your identity is stolen, they'll fix it, guaranteed. Save up to 40% your first [e-mail] podcast terms apply. Walking down the terminal and they had a McDonald's right there and they had some tables by the. By the right kind of by the terminal. Walk where you're walking and Vander's holy field sitting right there and he got him some fries. He got some extra fries or whatever. So he start. He. And his mouth doesn't. His mouth works, but it doesn't work. You know, after your mouth's been hit a lot, your mouth doesn't work as much.

[B]

It's not the most Functional mouth.

[A]

Yeah, he almost would be better. Maybe one of those throat holes or whatever.

[B]

Right?

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Because you're.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But he's has still he. At the time he's working these fr. Just through his like just like a paper shredder, right. Putting them into his face. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's a sister working down at the Cinnabon. I clocked her about 70ft earlier. And cuz she had the long braids and they were all getting caught in the frosting and you know. And she's just whipping that around over there, you know, slanging seabons as on it. Right. And so beautiful. Sorry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, I start hearing her run down the terminal, dude. And so. And she runs right up by Vander Holyfield and she looks at him and she's like. I used to watch you wrestle.

[B]

With frosting on her hair. It's getting on his mouth and.

[A]

And then she did six of those, dude. And disappeared into the pocket. Just six hairspans disappeared. But no, it was just this crazy moment where a girl thought that he was a wrestler. Like this guy got his. He was a world champion. Got his face beaten in and out of his own skin and then. It's just crazy how times like no matter what you do to some lady, you're just a wrestler, you know, that's it.

[B]

You're just after achieving all that.

[A]

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if you're Sigmund Freund. You a wrestler. This used to wrestle with E. Coli or whatever or like what did he heal?

[B]

I don't know. Something. Evander Holyfield?

[A]

No, Sigmund.

[B]

Oh, Sigmund Freud.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't even know who the that is. I actually really don't.

[A]

So we're on the bus, dude. And yeah, it was just a lot. Everybody's wearing winter clothing and so that's always a lot. Even in its own right. For me it was the first time.

[B]

You were a fan of my fit too, right? You said on your pod, bro.

[A]

Best looking I've seen you.

[B]

I just feel like the chicks, they do like they kind of have that soft spot for guys that commit business crimes. Like what was that that got arrested recently?

[A]

Oh, Bankman Fried.

[B]

No, that guy looks like shit though. The other guy, the better, the better looking guy. Not that I look like him, but yeah, the chicks were all over him, so.

[A]

They were.

[B]

Yeah. I also went to Tom Ford too. And the lady there just. She rinsed me, bro. Like she was. She was so good looking. She could have sold me air.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I kind of got taken advantage of a little bit. But yeah, you know. You know, like, when that happens kind of.

[A]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[B]

Like, she could have sold me fucking anything. I would have probably bought it.

[A]

Oh, dude. Ms. Robin, when I was in kindergarten, this lady, Ms. Robin, she had kind of like feathered hair, right? Like, she had hair like kind of a professional wrestler male.

[B]

Like one of those hypoallergenic dogs.

[A]

Yeah. Kind of like an Australian shepherd. And they haven't gotten its haircut yet. Right. Like, right, right. Really cool. She used to let me go outside and watch her smoke on her smoke break. She was. I was the only kid, like the other kids, and they were on themselves and learning a couple letters or whatever, and I was just. Knew the whole Alphabet, dude.

[B]

So would she warn you or just kind of give you, like a head nod, like, I'm gonna go.

[A]

It was like kind of nap time, and everybody else would kind of lay and I would keep an eye open, and she'd give me that.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But it was just like. Yeah, it's crazy the kind of a woman can get you to do, right? You know, I'm standing out there with my young lungs just catching secondhand smoke just to be around a woman.

[B]

Right?

[A]

But yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, the inauguration is just crazy. The whole thing is. I mean, just top to bottom, the whole. All of it was crazy. The fact that we got to go to it.

[B]

Why were we there? Like, we didn't need to be there, right? We didn't. We. We both got a shout out in the. The presidential acceptance speech, too, from Dana. What was your reaction when you saw that?

[A]

Oh, I was still awake because I'm watching, you know, it was like. And I started getting texts from people, and I was like, oh, my God, what just happened? It's kind of scary. Then I was like, it's like 1:30 in the morning. Nobody's up watching this, probably.

[B]

Meanwhile, everyone was, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And I get. Start getting texts from people. Old teachers, ex girlfriends, moms, you know, how are you? You know, Ramona's divorced now or whatever. Just like that, like, trying to get me to pull up. Yeah, it was just. I'm trying to think of what I feel about it because the older ladies, too, that really.

[B]

That kind of turns them on. Like, when they saw that.

[A]

Oh, they think.

[B]

One thing I noticed about you, too. Like, even at the inauguration, the older ladies, too, you kind of do something to them that with their mind a little bit. Like, you think so they really like you. I Noticed that. Yeah. Everywhere we went at the inauguration, like, wives would be with their husbands and this girl was like, melting, like melting over you. Like, I think her husband was, like, getting a little upset. But then he probably was a fan of you too.

[A]

Oh, that's got to be crazy. Weird, huh?

[B]

Yeah. It's pretty cool, though.

[A]

The husband's like, don't be over there talking to him. Let me go talk to him.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[A]

He's like, I'm gonna tell this guy what I think of him. Then he comes over and he's just bullshitting.

[B]

Yeah. About what else was cool about that we were having.

[A]

Well, just the who still, dude, the whole thing to me was crazy.

[B]

I mean, like half hot chocolates, half coffees. Conor McGregor invented that. That was a good little potion.

[A]

You want to go to the special area for your boys? Fair play lots.

[B]

Yeah, fair play.

[A]

Want some chicken broth?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we're like, what is he talking about? You know, and it's very. And when you hear an Irish guy talk, even though he's the most powerful leprechaun that's ever existed ever, when you hear an Irish guy say there's something secret somewhere, there's something really magical about it, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If it's a Chinese guy or something.

[B]

I didn't think of why that was so magical.

[A]

Like, there's something secret because that was.

[B]

An off limits area. We snuck into this area.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

They had no food, they had no water.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we discovered this magical little area with Conor McGregor.

[A]

And it's crazy. And when you walk with Conor Mary, they just kind of let. It's like he's like has. He's. Has clearance or whatever. Like, there's like military people. A drug dog was even like, to him, like, everybody just get a drug dog. Gave him clearance. I was like, who even knows this dog? You know? But yeah, so then we're back in some special area and there's like, people. There's military personnel back there eating rations. They're cooking little things on, like little bunsen burners on the carpet and stuff. I'm like. And I think that's because the previous administration wasn't taking care of them. Yeah. Everybody like, yeah, they had this, like, some hot chocolate. It definitely changed the energy up. But, dude, there were people in there that were governors, mayors, rich people.

[B]

Rich people.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, that was the thing I didn't like.

[B]

It's just too many rich people.

[A]

Yeah. There's some rich kid. My dad is, you know, the ambassador of milkshakes or Whatever.

[B]

A lot of kids like that.

[A]

Yeah. A lot of victims of money Slurp Lords in there.

[B]

But it was cool. It's a cool experience.

[A]

Tax break. Monkeys in that, you know, so many.

[B]

I had a great time. I mean, what's.

[A]

What?

[B]

A once in a lifetime experience.

[A]

Well, still, the whole thing seemed like a dream because also, you always hear for me, like, you hear about politics and like, you hear about. But you don't really know if, like, what really happens to those things. You see it on C Span, it's just like a bunch of, like, white people just, like, walking around and stuff and wearing suits and everything. But then you're there and you're like, this is crazy, dude. You didn't see. At the end of our road was Mayor Eric Adams.

[B]

Dude, I know he was. He was in our row. The mayor of New York.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think it's just about money and sex at the end of the day, right?

[A]

You think?

[B]

I think so, dude. I mean, it seemed like Mary Adams was there get laid.

[A]

What?

[B]

I think so.

[A]

He was not then.

[B]

He was there for money.

[A]

There was. Danica was on our row.

[B]

She was on our row. Nice lady.

[A]

Oh, yeah, she was nice.

[B]

She's locked up, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

She had met her boyfriend, actually, one year earlier, she said, I think maybe on New Year's she met him. But she was. Yeah, actually, she was super cool. That was cool. But, yeah, the whole thing was just bizarre. It was like I hadn't seen the Paul brothers in a long time. So when do you see them? And then when do you see. You know, you and I'll cross paths. Probably way more than them. Yeah.

[B]

And then Connor was just the wrenching it all.

[A]

That was crazy. And then you have a re. Then you have. You know, and then Logan fight. You know, does mythological fighting, whatever it's called. Rest. Professional wrestling.

[B]

What's your take on wrestling?

[A]

Oh, I think it's awesome, man.

[B]

You like it? Yeah, I can't get into it.

[A]

Really?

[B]

No. Did you watch it growing up?

[A]

Oh, dude.

[B]

Oh, you did?

[A]

Yeah. In our neighborhood, we. Everybody watched it. Everybody looked like a wrestler. And men, the women, the children were kind of fat and wore, like, small tights.

[B]

That sounds like a nice neighborhood.

[A]

And this was a time when people were just fat and you could wrestle.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, that kind of era is a little. It's not what it used to be.

[B]

No. They're all, like, jacked. And now, right.

[A]

It used to be.

[B]

Now it's all the Tick Tockers coming into the WWE and stuff too, right?

[A]

It used to be if you had, if you had buck teeth or whatever, you could rat, you know, it was like you just had to have one thing, you know, Blind Johnson or whatever. And they've had a blind brother in there, just. And he still. Whoops, man.

[B]

The pink guy. Guy from set.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like one little dysfunctional thing about yourself.

[A]

Oh, Ass Watkins or whatever that guy's name was Conjunctivitis Johnson. He's in that. Yeah, yeah. It used to be if you couldn't read or whatever, they'd be like, no words. Wilson is fighting this weekend or something.

[B]

You know, now everyone's a scholar.

[A]

Yeah, now everybody. It's like, it's just. I, I. You know what I just realized? I think there is room for more of a real type of wrestling to come back a little bit because everything kind of gets. Things kind of go and get too fancy, and then that's when something else is able to come along and I think is a little bit more connected to. To the roots.

[B]

How so? What would you do differently as, like the creative director?

[A]

I'd go back to people. Real. Some real sideshow type people. Yeah, no arms. Young, you know, a Chinese guy, zero arms.

[B]

Right.

[A]

His finishing move is just the soy sauce missile or whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So he fills his mouth with soy sauce. Right. Climbs up the rope, somehow has no arms. Right. That right there, that's awesome.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Climbs up, jumps off the ropes and headbutts somebody while they're laying in the middle.

[B]

So just more disabilities and, like, Chinese food involved in the entire.

[A]

I just think you need more grassroots type of it. Sometimes things get a little too glossy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know?

[B]

Yeah, it's become. Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.

[A]

Oh, yeah. But we love the wrestling, dude. That was like, one of our favorite things we have. The. One of the Von Eric's is coming on.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

So I'm excited about that.

[B]

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[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. It was so funny. I mean, when you brought up the. The cocaine makes you feel like a mechanic. Like, just to the future president and the former president.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It had me and all the boys howling.

[A]

Oh, thanks, boys.

[B]

Because it kind of is. It's a true thing. Like the cocaine that makes you feel like kind of like a mechanic. So I just thought it was a funny line. I saw that clip everywhere.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I think it kind of surprised me a little bit. I mean, I was talking about this the other day. It made one of the fear. One of the things that messed with me. It messed with my own ego. It made me think that I had. That I knew something about politics, too, which was like, a little bit of a weird trap. You know, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm a. No, I'm a political guy. Yeah. You know, so that was like, kind of a. Like a little trap that I. That I noticed that I kind of fell into, like, at the beginning of this year, just like getting, you know, like, your own ego sometimes trick you kind of. I'd had a couple of podcast episodes that week already, and I was so tired that day. It was just like, you know, you have that day sometimes you're like, this is not the day for anything.

[B]

No, you killed it. I mean, what's that at over 13 million.

[A]

Is it really?

[B]

I. I mean, I haven't checked in a while, but last time I checked, it was. It was crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, I thought it was interesting.

[B]

He's hilarious.

[A]

Oh, did you say the address to the Congress? The. It wasn't Congress address. What was it? Can somebody look it up? He just did it, like, about one week ago. It was the.

[B]

We don't have a producer guy that none of them are capable. But.

[A]

Yeah, I'm kind of shocked by that a little bit. Yeah. There's one guy eating over there. Like, is.

[B]

He's eating a Chipotle Bowl.

[A]

Is this Sunday Conversation.

[B]

The audio's barely working.

[A]

Yeah, it wasn't. It was like the joint address to con. It wasn't.

[B]

I know what you're talking about.

[A]

It was a couple weeks ago, dude, that if you watch it, especially at like 1.5, it is the. That's the funniest hour and a half of television I think I've ever seen in my life. There's like, this white guy that keeps dozing off. One team is only allowed to, like, say how they feel, like on little signs or whatever. Jimmy Snooka was in there. They threw him out.

[B]

Dude, was that the Cane guy?

[A]

Yeah. I'm like, what is he.

[B]

What the Was he doing?

[A]

I don't know. It's like he was upset about something that happened in Hawaii or whatever, I guess. But, yeah, dude, Trump's hilarious, man. I'll say this. It's def. It's way more entertaining, I think, when he's in office. But, yeah, just the whole thing to me was bizarre. I think it was bizarre how quick. How it felt like you got so close to politics. That was the bizarre thing, because it. Politics always felt like this invisible space you couldn't get into. And you have to be an elected official to be around this thing. But then you start to see, well, a lot of elected officials, it's like they're getting lobbied from certain places. And so many people are like. Like, the family unit is gone. Both parents are having to work two jobs, minimum wage. Fucking sucks. Nobody can stay alive on it. The number one cause of bankruptcy in America is medical debt. Right. We're being over by our own. So then you start to realize, oh, well, that whole thing's this system. So since we don't work for anybody, you start to become, like, one thing gets too glossy, and then this other grassroots thing starts to become. Not more respected or anything, but it's just like that starts to become the new avenue, I guess. And I wasn't thinking of it like that, but it just kind of. I think I'm still just shocked that we got to be that close to it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that we were there and, yeah, we're all on that bus. And I was like, this is really happening.

[B]

Crazy. So that line in the thing, the mechanic cocaine line.

[A]

What.

[B]

What region do you think in the world or the States probably just has the worst, like, cocaine?

[A]

Mexico.

[B]

Mexico.

[A]

I think Mexico has horrible cocaine. I'll say that right now. Fake ass. Colombia with that. It helps you paint. I don't give a. Dude. Yeah, my buddy and I bought a wet. Like, two wet grams of Mexican cocaine once, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah. And my buddy just, like, morning dew on the bag.

[A]

Just. No, all the stuff was wet. It was wet. It was wet. And the guy was. The guy we borrowed from was wet. I'll be honest with you.

[B]

He just showered.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. This dude had the. Was just a humid guy. This dude was humid. And. Yeah, so we got this. And we're trying to. Like, we're trying to dry some of it out of the microwave and at this motel we're staying at, so. Mexico is trash, dude. It's killing off so many Americans. Where's that coming from? The badge. The fentanyl.

[B]

I know. Apparently China, right? But, like, I don't know. I don't know if I believe that. So the Chinese are over there just making fentanyl purposely to poison people doing cocaine. I mean, I guess it's possible, but it seems like a lot of. A lot of effort.

[A]

Yeah. And I wonder. I don't know if Chinese people would do that. Maybe their government would do it. But, like, even if I'm a human and somebody's like, hey, we want you to produce fentanyl, like, what human, knowing what it does to people or whatever would still make that?

[B]

You know, it seems like it might just be cheaper to make, and they might just be mixing it together in Mexico, right? Like, the damp guy's probably like, yo, I want to save a few bucks. I'm gonna mix some fentanyl into this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cocaine.

[A]

Yeah. Give me two humidifiers.

[B]

And these two idiots are gonna do it regardless, right?

[A]

Yeah, dude. So that was. I think they have bad cocaine. I'm trying to think. You know, I've always wanted to go on a cocaine tour or whatever it's called, where they take you to all the cocaine places or whatever. I don't know.

[B]

But up north. Canada.

[A]

I just got back from there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

British Columbia. In Vancouver, their last night.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. They love cocaine up there.

[A]

Do they? Do they?

[B]

They love it, especially in the wintertime.

[A]

I didn't even know that. Everybody there just. They got some guy. They're all fresh, fished out. Everybody's got fish on him. You want a fish? Some guy started talking. He had 6 ounces of fresh salmon in his lip. Really Couldn't even hear him. Yes. In Vancouver, some guy. Yeah.

[B]

He was like, Holyfield.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I used to watch him wrestle, dude. I mean. Yeah, I love Canadians, dude. I Would love to get. You know, I always have a dream that I would meet my wife in Canada or something.

[B]

I think you could meet your wife up there.

[A]

But yeah, Victoria was awesome. To Victoria, B.C. out there on the island.

[B]

You see any whales?

[A]

No, we didn't at all. Everybody's pretty in shape up there too, you know.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you know what? There are up there a lot of Chinese, actually.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Yeah. My friend told me that we had a racist driver that was driving us around. He wasn't racist. He was just like, you know, he would occasionally say something that was, you.

[B]

Know, I knew, racist to Asian people.

[A]

He just was like, aggressive about some of the histories that had occurred.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But yeah, so he was talking to us about just some of the different influence that had been. That had happened in. In Vancouver and in British Columbia over the years. And there was a lot of Chinese folks there.

[B]

I mean, being racist to Asians is just. I don't know, I feel like that's a little uncalled for. Like, they haven't done anything that bad.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I don't even do that. I mean, I'll do. You know, I have a couple groups that I've like, yeah, I don't think you should do. Racism, that's my big thing now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you. What do you get out of it? Yeah. You get to feel good about yourself for a few seconds and then after that it's just.

[B]

You're just being a dick.

[A]

Yeah. And then you don't have a lot of friends that are different. Call it different or whatever. And it's just. There's no money in it.

[B]

There's no money in it. No. There's no money in racism.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like there used to be.

[A]

I don't know, dude.

[B]

I mean, I think there used to be probably 19 whatevers.

[A]

Depends on what history.

[B]

It's probably a good business back in the day to be racist.

[A]

There was. Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[B]

I'm not saying I condone it, but.

[A]

No, I would love to get a racist historian of racism on. To even look at what that's like and where it's at, because I think a lot of it's gone. I think some people have issues with different cultures now, but it's just because those are the way that they are.

[B]

You're never going to be able to completely eradicate racism.

[A]

No, like, ever.

[B]

Like, you can't eradicate murderers, you can't eradicate rapists.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Racism's always going to be there. But I think People love each other right now more than ever.

[A]

Yeah. I think now if people don't like a certain per. Type of person generally, they still will give us someone in that culture an opportunity. Maybe this don't relate with that culture as much, you know, or something. So it's. A lot of times I don't think it's racism. It just might be like, that's not really, you know, that culture. It's, you know, that's not the most funnest culture when I have, you know, so it's like. I think it's just people making choices that they. That. So it's not racism. It's just people like, being like, man, that's not really some. I want to be around.

[B]

One thing I'm a little sketched about, the Trump thing is this whole tariff situation, because I'm Canadian, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm just getting a lot of flack from the Canadian people, you know, like, with the whole tariff shit. What do you think about it?

[A]

Well, I'm a Winnipeg jets fan. I want to say that out loud.

[B]

Really? How'd you become a Winnipeg jets fan?

[A]

Cause I met Josh Morsi the other day. Dude.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Is that how you say his last name?

[B]

I think so.

[A]

How can you have five guys here? Nobody can look up anything.

[B]

We should step it up. You're right.

[A]

Just fucking get on the WI fi. Somebody I know. I met the captain of the Winnipeg jets the other day at. At the hotel that I was at.

[B]

Oh, so you just became a winnipe Jets.

[A]

And then, though, I saw somebody in one of their jerseys and the. Looks tough, bro.

[B]

I wish we were a Leafs fan. Toronto Maple Leafs.

[A]

It looks so tough. I'm not.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. But yeah, I'm a Winnipeg jets fan. But one thing I was like, I think some of the Canada American stuff, the beef part, is good because it's fun for sports. Sports. That shit's fun. And in truth, I don't think any real Americans and Canadians would ever hate each other. Right.

[B]

I don't know. I think Canadians hate Americans right now.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I mean, how was it when you went up there?

[A]

Great.

[B]

Yeah. Well, they probably love you, but I think the appetite for Trump right now is not the best.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Canada just needs. Good. They need, like, a new leader asap. It's just been a fucking. When I grew up there, it was totally different than it is now.

[A]

Really?

[B]

It's just different. It's just a different. Yeah. I mean, people will come out of university and, like, everyone that. All my friends that went to University. It's like, tough for them to get a job. And if they do, they're making like 50k Canadian a year or like around that ballpark, which is like 40k US. It's tough to get a job there. And then, I mean, a lot of.

[A]

Immigration we are just seeing right now in Sweden. They said they're having immigration issues. Do you see that? Like, their crime has gone up and. Because I guess they opened their borders after, like, people got evicted from another country.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I think they're having issues with different cultures, not melding into different cultures.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So what. So what starts to happen with that? That's what. Because I think that's something you're seeing in a lot of places. You're seeing it in Ireland. You're seeing it in Ireland.

[B]

I don't know. I was just there. I didn't see. I saw every. There was only white people there.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. And they're all drinking stouts and being.

[A]

Irish, running around, having no women either.

[B]

No women. No women in Ireland.

[A]

Yeah. Here's what I say. Ireland. I don't know if the women are hostage. Whatever. Release the hostages, dude. Release the. Wherever the women are, dude. There's no. I'm like, where did you guys all come out of?

[B]

I don't know. Maybe they're in Conor McGregor's hidden back room in his bar or something. I don't know. So we went. We went to his bar while we were there.

[A]

Did you really?

[B]

Yeah, it was really cool.

[A]

What's it called? Dark Owl or whatever.

[B]

Black. Forged in.

[A]

Black forged in.

[B]

Yeah. It sounds like a horror. A horror film or something, right?

[A]

Yeah, it was cool.

[B]

We pulled up there and like, before we could even get in the. In the restaurant, he jumped onto the bus. Couldn't understand a word he was saying. But we followed him into the bar. You know, he's pouring his stouts. Everyone's there. Everyone's kind of looking at him like they're waiting for him to hit someone or someone. Something like that. And then he has a little. A room called the 40% room, where it's like only 40% alcohol. So we went back there, took some shots.

[A]

Is that. It's a lot?

[B]

It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.

[A]

American drinks are seven. What's. Happy that.

[B]

How much is 5%?

[A]

This is 5%. It was 40%, but that's like.

[B]

That's a bottle of liquor, right?

[A]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be crazy. And people are. There's always a lot of rumored about drug use from Him. Did you notice any of that or. No.

[B]

I don't know. I think he's just amped on life. I think I would have known if he was, like, severely on blow. Yeah, it didn't seem like that. It seemed like he was just pumped up. I mean, he. We were supposed to go to his soccer game the next day and he just completely. No. Showed. And then, like, everyone's like, yeah, he's still out partying, so. So it's kind of like. Yeah, this is what Conor does.

[A]

Right? He just. He's able to keep going.

[B]

Yeah. I'm just pissed he didn't invite us.

[A]

But to party more with him.

[B]

Well, he just said he was going to take his kids to the car and then we just didn't see him again, so. Maybe that was code for something, though.

[A]

Taking my kids to the car. Yeah, I hope not.

[B]

That's. Yeah, I know. I don't know. Maybe that was Irish code for what? I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Hey, I'm taking my kids to the car. I don't know, dude. I'll say this when I. When we saw him at the inauguration, because he's like one of those people. It's like you don't realize. You don't think you'll ever get to see Conor McGregor until you. He pop. He literally pops away, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he's just super energetic. You can immediately see why he is a star. Right. You can see, like so much charisma, and I don't know if you could fake that much career. I don't think you. Drugs doesn't create that. When I've seen people doing drugs, it's like a.

[B]

Cocaine can enhance, but it can't create.

[A]

Right. It's. Yeah. It's not going to keep you there where you're like. It did. So I didn't. I've never really felt that. But the only time I saw him was that they were around the inauguration. But anyway, you just always hear that. I probably shouldn't even be sharing rumors like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I don't know anything, but it's.

[B]

A known rumor on the Internet, so.

[A]

Yeah. But I never. I didn't feel like that when I saw him. I just felt like, wow, I can see why this guy is at such a level of stardom because. Or charisma or attraction. Because he's just a, you know, he's just a magnet, you know? Yeah, dude, Ireland is great, bro. There's nobody better than the Irish there. But, you know, women. But yeah, they're all drunk. You. Dude, when a pet shop, there's five guys in there drinking, no pets, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Win a pet store, zero pets, five guys drinking in there. Every business you went in, no furniture store, no chairs, no sheet, no sheets, nothing. Just three guys holding each other up.

[B]

There's not a lot of staff.

[A]

There's no.

[B]

There's no staff anywhere.

[A]

It's all beer. You open up anything, you go to the bank, I'll press the atm. Dude, seven ounces of beer came out of it.

[B]

But such nice people.

[A]

Oh, great people.

[B]

Well, because they're not working right.

[A]

Everybody's just vibrant culture, you know? But, yeah, I think with the whole inauguration, I just couldn't believe that it happened. I think it was all fascinating to see, like, because I didn't realize that. I just knew that Dana White had connected a lot of dots to help Trump and because they've had a friendship over the years, you know, and you get to know Dana, you're like, this guy is. You know, he's.

[B]

They're very similar.

[A]

He makes stuff happen. He keeps stuff going.

[B]

They're both, like, just winners. Like, they don't accept. No, I think they both get a kick out of proving people wrong, too. Like, when the media is against them, they're like, all right, watch. I'm gonna prove you wrong.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That's what I. That's. That's what I notice.

[A]

Oh, that's the thing about Trump. You can't say. It's like, say whatever you want about. It's like the guy. Like, he want. What are you gonna do? You know what I'm saying? At a certain point, yeah, you can not like the Patriots if you want, but if at a certain point, you still are angry about some of the plays they run, and it's like, they. They're winning.

[B]

They're winning.

[A]

Yeah. But, yeah, that was interesting, the way he connected everybody.

[B]

He did so much. Yeah. He's been plotting on that for. For some. Quite some time.

[A]

And I don't know if it was him plotting as much as it was him. Just like, these are people that I enjoy being around, and then that we were all around each other, you know, and so then you, at least are making connections with people.

[B]

Yeah. Dana helped probably help tears up. He helped TRS up. He probably helped Aiden Ross, too.

[A]

Oh, for sure. Yeah.

[B]

So it's pretty much like. And then ultimately, Joe Rogan was the. Just the absolute bomb that would just. I feel like that won him the election.

[A]

Well, I think by them going on it, you know, I Just, I mean, Kamala had the worst game. They didn't have any game plan. They're disconnected from people. It felt like to me, they didn't have a stress, nothing was felt.

[B]

They didn't think it would be a big deal going on. Joe Rogan, I feel that's how out of touch they were.

[A]

You know, Rogan has done so much for the community of comedians and ufc. People like, you know, we get to go around those guys sometimes and get to talk to them. I mean, those guys are warriors. The fact that he's done a lot of that just by his own inviting comics to come and be at the fights, introducing comedians and people, people in the ufc, you know, letting us be around that world of his, because what if you comics would have come around and made an ass of themselves or something that would have probably reflected, you know, might not reflected poorly on him, but it, you know, but he's just done a lot, you know, for that whole group.

[B]

I mean, no one's been a longer term fan of the UFC than Joe Rogan too. Oh, it's crazy sick that how long he's been supporting the sport. Right? Since like day one. I know, it's cool.

[A]

Yes. You got to like, I just respect guys. You could. If their instincts are that good, it's like, you got to respect them.

[B]

What's the biggest thing you've learned from being friends with Joe?

[A]

You can't really lie to Joe Rogan. He remembers everything, you know, like an elephant. Yep. He just has a memory that's unprecedented. I don't think there's anybody in the world who could do what he does. So I'm just thankful that he found his way to it because I think he's given a lot of us information, like, and then in clips, information from episodes. So it's like digestible where people have been able to like, learn things, learn about health, hypothesize about aliens, create conversations with their friends, physical fitness, history, all these different little things that. Because the library got kind of gay a little, you know, it was like a lot of lurkers in there, dude. A lot of low key dudes tricking out their own dick in the toilet rooms or whatever. But he became like this human library kind of, you know, true.

[B]

I didn't think of it, like, and.

[A]

He, like, started serving the library this a couple chapters at a time.

[B]

Just took over the library, kicked out the gay librarians.

[A]

He's like a library. So he has information. So it's like, yeah, he just has like a such a Wealth of information. You know, I wonder what it's like to have that much information. Did you even feel more dense, like, as a person? Like, did your.

[B]

How did he learn it all, too?

[A]

He disremembers.

[B]

He must read a lot.

[A]

I mean, he must. I don't know what he does. Is he fucking up at night, staring at the moon, asking for information he has. It's just like, he has so much information, you know, you're like, how did a person get it? It's fascinating.

[B]

And he's doing a lot of other shit, so it's like, how does he have much time to consume all that information, digest it, and then also transfer it to the world?

[A]

Right. So, yeah, I think that's one thing that I find is just getting to be around him is, like, fascinating, you know?

[B]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's, like, an interesting thing. And then I got to see him and his daughters and his wife at the inauguration. That was cool, because they're just out that night. They were just having fun. And just to see him, like, joking around with his family and just being, like, this family moment, but they're all dressed up, and, like, the daughters were all excited, and his wife was, you know, just. His wife's so funny, dude. So just to get to BS with them in that environment was like. That was probably one of my favorite things about the inauguration, actually. I think I saw you all there, too, at that party.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because we'd all kind of, like, met up in one little space. So just, like, something like that was kind of cool, because every time I see Joe, he's kind of working, to be honest. Like, even if that UFC you don't see.

[B]

Yeah, he's working.

[A]

You don't get to catch any moments with him. It's like, he's doing this, then he runs into the thing. You're like, no way he's gonna get this guy's name right. He gets it right, you know, because.

[B]

What a great trio they are, too. Cormier. John and Joe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's like the goaded commentary crew of any sport.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's sick. Corny is hilarious, too. And John's absolute beauty.

[A]

No, that.

[B]

They just love it.

[A]

It's so perfect.

[B]

Love it, right?

[A]

I know.

[B]

You could just feel it. Yeah.

[A]

I had a kind of a little daydream the other day. What if Joe ever left. It almost brought a tear to my eye. If you ever. Just, like, the whole thing's so perfect over there. It's like this perfect like, thing, you know, I love getting it. Go watch that.

[B]

I know you. You go for the prelims.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You're. That's. That's badass.

[A]

Well, it's the greatest fighters in the world.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Because otherwise, I'm just waiting. Or. Like, when else do you get to see a great fight, dude? What? Like you. Oh, yeah. When I was growing up, you have to wait around your shitty apartment complex until somebody cheated on somebody, and then the men or women would come out there and fight. But it wasn't sanctioned. It was like 30 seconds.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And somebody always called somebody a. At the end of it, if it was men or women. Yeah, I want to say that, but. Yeah, so. And I'd show up for that. I'd stand out there for that.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So, of course, this is guaranteed. You don't have to wait.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's gonna happen, right? Yeah.

[A]

And that would maybe get. One person gets hit with a broomstick, you know, so, like, just to. Yeah. To not see these and then the different styles of fighting, you're like, oh, that's. That's interesting.

[B]

What's one fight you want to see this year?

[A]

Well, Poirier, I think he's gonna fight again. I'm trying to wonder, who does he fight, say, if this is his last match? Right.

[B]

Yeah, he's kind of said, I think, a little bit.

[A]

I think he's forwarded with that idea. I think. I believe that's out there. Somebody look it up. Great. Yeah. But, yeah, so that one, it's like, who does he fight again?

[B]

You know, Ilya Toporia might fight. I don't know if it'll be him, but I feel like he's going to fight someone lightweight, other than Islam.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe Oliveira.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You start to. For, like, you start to forget some of the different people that are in that division, because Oliveira is just. Has he trying to think when he fought last. Oh, he didn't fight too long ago. I don't think Chandler should be back in soon.

[B]

I don't know if Chandler's fighting in Miami.

[A]

He is.

[B]

Patty Pimblett. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, dude, I got to meet Patty Pimblett.

[B]

How was he?

[A]

It was cool.

[B]

He's cool.

[A]

Yeah. It was just cool because, you know, you just see and you're so curious.

[B]

About him, and then he's an entertaining guy.

[A]

Very entertaining.

[B]

I feel like he was kind of on this trajectory of stardom. Not that he's not a star. He's not talented, but he kind of disappeared a little bit. But Maybe it'll pay off in the long run. I don't know. But he kind of disappeared a little bit, right?

[A]

Well, I think it's. It got something got a little subdued there, but I don't know what it was. I don't know if it's hard to know. Like, did some other fighter kind of pop in that was taking some of the steam? Did he take a fight where it didn't get a ton of attention? And so that's kind of what happened.

[B]

Last fight was really close.

[A]

Oh, that's a good one too. That's a good point.

[B]

People say he lost.

[A]

Some people say that he lost.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I think him against Chandler is going to be great. That's a great.

[B]

That'll be a big fight for him. And Chandler's a huge star too, right?

[A]

Oh, Chandler's great, man. Chandler's one of the hardest working dudes. I go to the same gym as him.

[B]

Oh, what's that like?

[A]

It's.

[B]

You can't work out next to that guy.

[A]

Right. I mean, you could work out near him, but you don't feel. Yeah, you definitely feel like you are. That guy's a special give spine of bifid or whatever. You know, it's like he's in. No offense. I know people have that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I'm just saying you feel like you are not. You don't have the same blood as him or something.

[B]

He's never done damn cocaine, right?

[A]

Yeah. He isn't. He hasn't stayed up doing cocaine. Yeah. It's like you realize that you are not a UFC fighter.

[B]

Yeah. You can see why, right? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then hopefully Jon Jones fights this year.

[A]

Oh yeah, dude. Yeah. And I think that's one thing it's like people say is the UFC or they do. What are the new stars going to be like? They've been on such a torrid run of. Of momentum and stars in the past decade and before that, I mean, I've only been paying attention for seven years, so that's the only reason I say that much time. So no discredit to anybody before that. That's my own ignorance, really.

[B]

So what's, what's, what's next for you? Just continuing the pod and. You excited for the movie. Is there anything cool coming up?

[A]

I'm going to the Grand Old opry for the 100th anniversary.

[B]

It's your birthday tomorrow too, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Happy early birthday.

[A]

Thanks, dude. I'm taking my mom to the Grand Old opry for the 100th anniversary. She was there like 45 years ago or something. With her ex husband who I never met. I would like to meet him sometime in Florida so we can both see if we think my mom the same things about my mom. But. But yeah, I'm excited about that.

[B]

What do you like to do on your birthday? Are you like a chill guy? Like cake? No cake or just.

[A]

No, I think it'll just be cool, you know, I think Jelly rolls, performing Terry Clark, Trace Adkins. There's so many great. Pull that up. There's so many great performers that are gonna be there, you know, and so. And you don't know. I mean, Ernest, you know, I'm sure Hardy. You know, just some of the guys that I buddies with and then just some of the heroes. Oh, Garth Brooks is supposed to perform. Sherlock McGuire, whatever that lady's name is. Tabby Muppet or whatever that. Or Muffet Moffat or whatever. Who else maybe Jesse Murph will be. I'm just, you know, so I'm just. And I know my mom loves country music, so. And like kind of bluegrass. Who's that?

[B]

Blake Shelton.

[A]

Blake Shelton.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Like shielding.

[B]

There we go. We finally get some info.

[A]

Well, if you're Canadian once you hire.

[B]

A couple, it's in Latin.

[A]

Oh, what was my loan? Sorry, sorry. Dude, this is. And I know I'm being racist or whatever.

[B]

I heard he's getting a bar here now too. Post Malone.

[A]

Is he really?

[B]

Everyone just.

[A]

What do you think about that?

[B]

I thought his country. I mean, I don't know how his album was received in the country world. I personally thought there was tons of bangers on it. And Post Malone's super talented.

[A]

Oh, Postaloon's a legend. I mean, what do you think about.

[B]

Guys getting a bar? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't pass one up if I was offered one, so I can't really hate on it.

[A]

Yeah. Does Happy dad have a bar?

[B]

No, we're not allowed to have. You can't name a bar the same name as the alcohol. It's called like Tide House laws. So there's all these weird alcohol laws. Like so many crazy ones with like marketing and that. And that's one. So you can't have a license to a bar and also sell alcohol.

[A]

Oh, that makes sense. Kind of. Because then all the bars would just be like Miller Lite Exact Light or whatever. Or Happy Dad.

[B]

Exactly. But it would be sick if we could.

[A]

It would be cool.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

It's kind of interesting. It's easier for me to talk if I'm not the Host of it. Do you notice?

[B]

Because I'm in. I'm asking you. Shit. Why. So do you get nervous when you're more interviewing people?

[A]

Oh, that's harder.

[B]

Yeah. Interviewing people.

[A]

But this. You have to do more.

[B]

Yeah. You have to do way more.

[A]

Yeah. I'm just realizing that.

[B]

Yeah. Because I guess you don't go on many other people's pods.

[A]

Not a ton. I have.

[B]

You go on Joe's, though.

[A]

I owe my friends. There's some of you that I owe buddies to. So. Yeah. And yeah, there's. I have a. I have like, I have some friends pods that I have to go on. Still something. I'm just waiting for them to hit me back about it, but. And they will. They're just, you know, like, Tim Dillon, we had such a fun podcast when he came on mine. He's like.

[B]

He's hilarious, too. Tim Dylan's hilarious. You and Tim. You and Tim Dillon are the funniest.

[A]

Tim Dillon I think is the funniest. I believe he's the funniest podcaster. But there's different types of podcasters. Tim Dylan is the funniest dude.

[B]

You're hilarious, though, too.

[A]

Shane Gillis is great. Well, it's sweet of you, man. Shane Gillis is unbelievable. Matt McCusker, who work. Who's with Shane Gillis and Matt and Shane's secret podcast. They are. He is amazing. There's so many great ones, man. I know it's interesting, but it's kind of interesting. Like that podcast is a thing. I don't know. But then I feel like sometimes when we're sitting here talking about the whole.

[B]

World, like with the all. All you guys kind of under the Joe umbrella, Right?

[A]

Yeah. And people are like. Oh, sometimes people are like. You guys are just like. Like sucking Rogan's or whatever, you know? I mean, you know, or not to.

[B]

Be gay, but if you're gonna suck one person's. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah. Or just stand by his cop.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, you want to be. You want to be in the vicinity of Drogan's.

[A]

Yeah. Just because you're. You also don't have to. You can just stand by his. And watch his cop.

[B]

Right. You don't even have to suck it.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Way better hypothesis. People always make the hypothesis.

[B]

Anyone that comment. Anyone commenting that if they had the op. If they had the opportunity to be in the vicinity of Rogan's Warren, they would take that opportunity.

[A]

I believe I've thought about it. So you want to be. You Want to watch somebody who does something great. It's like. It's why you like watching the ufc. It's why you go to the prelims early. It's because, yeah, you want to. You want to see people do it the best or learn from them, you know?

[B]

Why does that get annoying, Those, like, people saying that?

[A]

No, I just think it's interesting sometimes.

[B]

I mean, sorry, you can't support a friend or what, but.

[A]

Yeah, it's like if somebody bears a path or is like, you know, you want to. You want to learn from the best at something, you know, and then also you have to learn you can't do it like them. Like, maybe you admire an artist. You're like, oh, I can't do the same art as them. But then, well, what do I kind of do, you know? Well, you know, what. Or how. How do I do my own art? Well, you know, I think because there was a while certainly, where you get caught or. I don't know if I got caught up in it, but I was like, you know, you have to do it like Jodo. You have to wake up and bathe with ice or whatever and, like, you know, wash your eyeballs out with, you know. Yeah, yeah. Just. Yeah, it's like, you know, and then.

[B]

Yeah, that burns, right? Probably.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

It's bad.

[A]

Oh, God. Yeah. Dude, I don't even like that. That new wedding cake creamer that they have or whatever.

[B]

What's that?

[A]

It's like some new flavor that they have from one of those companies, or almond. I don't. Some of that may gets me too activated, but. But, yeah, I'm just saying, you're like, yeah, I want to learn from. I want to watch the best do something, you know?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that makes sense to me, but.

[A]

Yeah. Just so lucky, man. I just. Yeah. Sorry I came in here and talked too much. I'm just kind of shocked.

[B]

No, we wanted you to come talk, bro. We appreciate you coming on and. No, I'm. I know we've been trading favors, helping each other out, and. No, I just.

[A]

Yeah. Thank you, guys.

[B]

This guy's such a great guy, too.

[A]

Well, thanks, dude. Thank you, guys for the support. Over the years, I've loved seeing you guys do your thing and be creative and, like, have different hosts in and. You know, I still communicate with Jesse, too, sometimes, man.

[B]

Me, too.

[A]

And just, like. Just, like, just seeing, like, the guys that you commute that you brought in and, like, seeing their different, like, trajectories and then getting to watch their personalities and stuff, it's been. It's been entertaining, dude. And Shahidi that works with you guys is helped me so much, I wouldn't.

[B]

Have a career John Shout out to.

[A]

Shout out to John. I wouldn't have great friend. A lot of the opportunities ahead if. If you guys hadn't been supportive of me. So thank you, bro. I really appreciate shout out to Theo.

[B]

Von Best guy, funniest guy on the Internet, in my opinion. So we appreciate you coming on. See you soon.

[A]

Yeah. I used to watch you wrestle, baby.

[B]

Let's go, my guy.